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00:01:06.960 by the way there are it seems to be chickens everywhere that are also

00:01:16.940 smoke alarms and monday comes around he goes hey you dumb bitch

00:01:20.480 it's a fucking thermostat i think we got fifty six hundred dollars which is incredible hey chat

00:01:26.720 gpd how much you think that cross that killed that man wait they did a great job that was lined

00:01:30.760 up perfectly we see what happens when all your shit's lined up that's why i like to keep stuff

00:01:35.000 ajar the next podium will have rearview mirror he's gonna go today i want a mussy but tomorrow

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00:02:54.040 okay can you guys hear us now is it fixed is this better good christmas unbelievable i have

00:03:04.620 to wait until we get some uh uh there was no audio in the pre-show well thanks that would

00:03:10.140 have been good yeah thanks lady well yeah okay we're back now uh anyway guys welcome back to

00:03:15.680 Another episode of Nef2America, your cultural commentary for the end of days.

00:03:18.680 I am David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven.

00:03:20.960 That's Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.

00:03:23.240 Hi. Jeez. It's rough.

00:03:24.980 I fucking knew it, man.

00:03:26.460 And before we get into the show, a little reminder, if you want to support us,

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00:03:47.900 Our membership section gets that early access episode.

00:03:50.800 And they also get discount codes off of merchandise from TopLobster.com, which is also what Patreon gets.

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00:04:10.340 Go and get some dope-ass shirts.

00:04:11.380 And also, guys, don't forget there's just communities of dangerous retards on Twitter, on X and on Discord, weekly Bible studies, fasting and prayer groups, as well as a bunch of other groups for a bunch of other things.

00:04:22.440 And that's actually what's happening on the Discord.

00:04:24.480 You know what's crazy?

00:04:25.720 This is a little brief mention.

00:04:27.300 We have a singles dating chat in the Discord.

00:04:30.500 And apparently there has been an official meetup and there might be a budding.

00:04:35.880 i don't want to misspeak here but some some romance is actually blooming from the singles

00:04:41.460 chat in the nds discord i you know what i do know somebody in the nds uh well i don't know

00:04:46.600 if they're in the discord or not but uh he messaged me i don't want to say his name he's

00:04:50.840 like i found sexual romance traveled across the country to meet a girl hell yeah yeah and they

00:04:56.160 they're talking about having a dangerous retards wedding he actually asked me if matt would do the

00:05:00.260 ceremony i said i don't know if i'm even gonna ask about that i would definitely show up though

00:05:04.320 if there was ever a wedding that you show up oh 100 i would travel across the country you're

00:05:09.320 invited i don't know yeah i mean if i was invited he said specifically matt huh uh he said yeah he

00:05:16.140 was like hey he's like hey thanks for like all that uh but is matt available i'm just like

00:05:20.260 that actually hurts quite a bit check out the website really quick yeah uh top lobster website

00:05:26.040 we have some really cool stuff going on here um new top top lobster dog band 2.0 hoodie so go

00:05:32.880 ahead and check that out we have been working very hard on the website and all the drops and

00:05:38.260 all the stuff like that so go out there show some support grab a t-shirt everything is going very

00:05:43.400 well very swimmingly don't you have something else to show off there there's something else

00:05:46.640 that you're working on and you're very excited about do you want to show that now i don't know

00:05:50.580 how to show it you got you got to show yeah if you want to let's let's bring that up we're just

00:05:53.340 doing we're plug maxing it's fine plug this is what the show is about the show's it really is

00:05:57.380 it's about promoting our shit and uh making money so you've been working you can pick your word

00:06:03.300 there sorry word let's just go to that shirt real quick and of course i and i got to push it in the

00:06:08.760 middle there and then pick it yeah grab it and drag it yeah you got to grab it feels good all

00:06:14.180 right well i can't do it right now so we have a new uh app coming out and the app among other

00:06:21.940 things i actually have the app i have the app on my phone yeah yeah layer updates so that it's not

00:06:26.120 really public yet but the app is uh it's going to be linked to toplobster.com so you'll be able

00:06:31.700 to go there and buy shirts but within that it will have a Nephilim death squad app and a street

00:06:37.960 bible app yes which is very i'm looking at it right now um it's actually a really great app

00:06:43.720 can we can we go big screen on me i want to show i want to show all these poor people that even

00:06:48.380 though they uh can't have it i do have it you can see it right there on my phone isn't that cool

00:06:53.700 you guys wish you were me um and so there'll be layers to that app meaning like uh you can have

00:06:59.760 if you're a patreon member you'll already be in the app it's linked to patreon you can sign in

00:07:04.420 through there so it's not like a second thing you have to pay for if you want to just pay for the

00:07:08.220 app or like pay us through the app for the members section there you can do that which is cool part

00:07:13.260 of that is us trying to hide from like the censorship things that are eventually more

00:07:17.120 than likely going to come down on us from patreon they got what's his name uh mark uh oh yeah

00:07:22.640 lobner mark lobner yeah for no reason taken down off of it's it's it's literally a fitness and a

00:07:27.880 cultural commentary like he's a political commentary guy he's not particularly offensive

00:07:32.240 or anything like that uh 400 000 plus subscribers on youtube they took oh really that many yeah dude

00:07:38.140 he was crushing and i cannot for the life of me understand why youtube would take him down so yeah

00:07:43.480 this is always a reality uh when you're doing what we're doing and i would i would venture to say

00:07:48.400 we're probably a little bit more offensive than mark lobner yeah yeah so they're gonna come for

00:07:51.740 us eventually everybody knew that this is like coming around so i built this app and it offloads

00:07:57.800 us there so we can listen you can listen to the audio for free you can listen in the member section

00:08:03.440 for free that is going to be like advanced all the same stuff you get on patreon it's in an app

00:08:07.780 so it's in your phone we can push you uh notifications for when stuff drops so it's a lot

00:08:11.960 more uh what's the word it's a lot more intuitive and it's a lot more useful for you where you can

00:08:17.700 just say oh the nds has a new episode but uh i've been working on this is the thing that you're

00:08:22.020 excited this stuff that's pretty cool too yeah it's a it's a game featuring uh neffy who's going

00:08:27.680 to be in our newest book and the controls are a little wonky on keyboard they're a lot better on

00:08:31.940 mobile where you guys will be playing this but right now there's three levels first level you

00:08:37.040 can play if just on the free level on the free section of the app so the app will be available

00:08:41.940 for free for whoever you know the game actually crushes like i've been watching top play it top's

00:08:47.740 not a video game guy at all and i'm watching the joy on his face as he as he is uh neffy traversing

00:08:54.620 neffberg neffy maxing neffy maxing it's it's a really good game guys and there's a lot of

00:08:59.740 different skins a lot of different outfits for neffy it's it's actually very cool i'm very

00:09:03.780 impressed uh with what you as a non-gamer there are the buttons there he is for grab okay yeah

00:09:09.240 yeah so it translates over to uh but what i what i know is that i can hook up my playstation

00:09:13.360 controller to my laptop so while you play with a keyboard like a peasant i will be playing well

00:09:18.360 people should be playing this on their phones mostly uh whatever we'll talk about it after but

00:09:23.320 he's just too loud sorry oh this is you playing yeah this is so funny

00:09:30.420 he's got a little tinfoil hat uh parachute oh wait i'll jump around and then we'll press down

00:09:39.000 I think you're going to jump up here and press down.

00:09:40.940 Boom.

00:09:42.120 Whoa, what's this?

00:09:42.840 It's like an underground tunnel.

00:09:44.260 Yeah, you're in an underground Jew tunnel here.

00:09:46.440 Wait, what are those?

00:09:47.160 Are those like mattresses covered in blood?

00:09:50.360 Bloody mattresses.

00:09:50.960 Wait a second.

00:09:52.620 You got to climb up.

00:09:53.400 That music is awfully Jewish too, by the way.

00:09:56.280 Yeah.

00:09:57.240 Copyright patent pending.

00:09:58.260 Jump off the walls.

00:09:59.400 Jump up.

00:10:00.000 It's cool, man.

00:10:00.740 I mean, I've been watching him play this.

00:10:03.000 He loves this.

00:10:04.600 Oh, I picked that back up.

00:10:05.700 We got to put this on here.

00:10:06.500 It's a little glitchy, but we're working through it.

00:10:09.000 incredible incredible by the way there are it seems to be chickens everywhere that are also

00:10:16.620 smoke alarms oh i have three hearts i'm gonna die oh dude this is so much fun i gave this to

00:10:22.360 the girls to play oh oh shit back into the jew tunnels i didn't want to be in this jew tunnel

00:10:26.980 roll oh boy your master's in a top secret file hey why not

00:10:30.060 it's so ridiculous dude let's just finish the level for these guys no go ahead you just want

00:10:37.080 to play the game i know that i know sorry i love this this this show neptune america is just our

00:10:42.700 way of promoting everything that we're doing um but you know who can blame them for doing cool

00:10:47.960 shit oh all right i like the glowy beds yeah yeah they blow up with glowy beds oh you got a real

00:10:55.340 bad score there i'm not gonna lie yeah yeah that's just really bad one out of five i'm not used to

00:11:00.080 one mug out of five well there's a lot of things to collect and you could be better than top lobster

00:11:06.400 with a little bit of practice there's also outfits to unlock and stuff whatever guys this is wild

00:11:11.800 i love this man this is fantastic all right so is that all the plugs oh we're gonna be in uh

00:11:16.880 dallas texas in uh november november 7th where i'm going to be looking forward to a public apology

00:11:25.200 from uh the dude from the white rabbit podcast did you really ask him for that i did ask him i

00:11:29.440 said hey i'm gonna be at truth or con too i look forward to your public apology so we can put all

00:11:33.560 this behind us and by this i mean the time that you threatened us in the dms to come and show up

00:11:38.640 to our public studio and so that's a ridiculous thing to do but i'm a reasonable man and so i'll

00:11:42.880 be looking forward to his heartfelt apology if you guys want to come and see that and a bunch of

00:11:47.320 other shit like uh sam tripoli and uh jeremiah skebo with his co-host jacob um not jacob israel

00:11:55.760 for some mysterious reason he's not showing up anymore uh gary wayne alex stein the half robot

00:12:00.480 bitch the the hey the hater of paul this guy's eyes all these fucking people who are these people

00:12:08.500 i don't know uh come and see us in dallas texas november 7th through 8th and you could use promo

00:12:13.860 code nd squad and get 10 off of your tickets uh which is very cool come and hang out guys we'll

00:12:20.780 see you soon this show is just one big plug we also got more stuff from people we got a pigeon

00:12:24.860 Bible. Oh my God. From Z-Man. And I think Sparrow. I think one of the girls took it.

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00:13:45.480 going to talk to yourself for an hour you might as well publish it the pigeon bible they were

00:13:50.600 reading it up front just laughing when i came in the other day we're supposed to actually read that

00:13:53.920 oh i see it the new testament then you i'll grab that in a little bit we'll read some passages

00:13:58.540 from the pigeon bible so thank you to z-man for that we're actually going to read that

00:14:01.900 and sparrow's in the chat right now right sparrow i think is the one who sent us the two retarded to

00:14:06.820 stop neon sign uh yeah we have it we haven't hooked it up that i think that is sparrow and

00:14:12.660 that's so unbelievable um as far as it was exile exile oh i love exile shout out to exile um why

00:14:20.600 what's the banana about yeah i don't know there's a banana there's a banana in it uh i like that too

00:14:26.180 but i don't know why i don't know what it's for oh okay no no she says she sent the sign somebody

00:14:31.520 sent something you guys are fucking the best we got a lot of stuff um so yeah we'll you know we

00:14:38.140 don't have a lot of content no we do have a lot of content yeah i'm gonna start with something a

00:14:43.240 little bit wait a second con llc like these guys are yeah i mean i guess it's a legit business huh

00:14:50.520 they actually do seemingly set up their events in a lot more of a professional manner yeah

00:14:56.720 brohemian grove our shit sucked well um i have a feeling that this one is going to be a lot like

00:15:02.380 bohemian grove three where it's going to be very chaotic it's going to be very like i i think it's

00:15:08.760 gonna it might get away from jeremiah a little bit i think he doesn't really know oh this this

00:15:12.740 event oh yeah yeah yeah it is just by the nature of who you've invited yes us right which actually

00:15:19.660 i think we're some of the more reasonable people there you would you invited that giant nephilim

00:15:23.620 bitch with the disturbing tooth to gum ratio uh pearl and you invited uh elijah shaffer who was

00:15:30.660 in the throes of battles with homosexual

00:15:32.780 demons in a very public manner.

00:15:35.320 You invited the dude

00:15:36.860 who threatened to come to our studio,

00:15:38.380 who now I have to force an apology

00:15:40.520 out of. There's a lot

00:15:42.780 of controversial things going on

00:15:44.820 at Truth or Con.

00:15:46.180 Are we the problem?

00:15:48.860 Yeah, a little bit. I had a discussion

00:15:50.760 with my wife.

00:15:52.360 She's like, I don't know if this is a good idea.

00:15:54.300 No, she doesn't give a shit about that.

00:15:56.640 About the next Bohemian Grove.

00:15:58.720 We were talking about it.

00:16:00.660 i had some ideas because i'm like okay now that i could kind of step away from uh i guess whatever

00:16:06.480 i'm just gonna this is what the show is about this is what we're talking about we do whatever

00:16:08.780 this is the show where we do all of whatever log off if you don't like it get out of here go

00:16:14.280 um since i'm gonna be taking a step back from like the production side of it like i don't have

00:16:20.860 to do that i've already spoken with because of all the assistants we have well tyler yankee we

00:16:24.980 have human human assistance as well daddy yankee daddy yankee said he'd be down to come and help

00:16:31.200 again he was he was actually bummed that he didn't come last time okay good and uh we we probably have

00:16:35.880 a couple other people that we can train up to do like some of these tasks that are fairly like you

00:16:40.500 know i mean whatever they're technical but they're handleable manageable so like okay okay that frees

00:16:45.460 me up to actually perform and do stuff but i don't think it's about performance and what i think

00:16:51.280 what i've been thinking about is is uh these people not just these people i don't want to

00:16:56.360 throw shade at people no like they're like well you have events like truth or con you've got blurry

00:17:01.140 con you've got uh prophecy meetings shit like that it's all just uh one be nice i feel like

00:17:09.780 you're gonna be are you gonna be i'm gonna be mean because i'm i consider ourselves in this

00:17:14.420 okay sure fine go ahead it's a one big podcast and then the next podcast and then after that

00:17:20.580 it's the next podcast you're saying as far as what happens on stage yeah well as far as well

00:17:25.100 what are people paying it's definitely what we did it's what it's what everybody does we did it

00:17:29.520 the most fun i would say so yeah it was very fun uh four was a lot of fun it was a lot more

00:17:35.840 tame but the response that we got from people who who uh not only watch it on live stream but

00:17:42.060 were there in person was overwhelmingly positive so we did something good it's always it's

00:17:45.940 overwhelmingly positive and they're going to be overwhelmingly positive to us that's true even

00:17:50.900 though i think we handed them shit like so for three i was like we kind of gave them shit for

00:17:55.180 four we kind of gave them whatever like we did our best yeah but we can do better we can and it

00:18:00.620 should be more we have to come i want to do better than everybody who's doing anything like this

00:18:05.600 i want to do better than everybody everybody who's doing anything like this i want them to

00:18:12.340 look at what we're doing and go, fuck, we can't do that. Yeah. I want it to be discouraging. I

00:18:17.260 want them to look at our video game and go, we shouldn't even podcast anymore. I want to

00:18:21.860 drive them into the ground. I want our success and talent and product to discourage you by its

00:18:30.100 nature. Just having existed in the same space as you, I want you to feel bad. People who like the

00:18:34.440 show that go, hey, I think I might pick up a microphone. I want them to look at it and go,

00:18:37.740 shit, man, I can't. I think I'm going to put this back down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Put that down.

00:18:42.220 100 leave it to the professionals i agree what the fuck are we doing we should be uh just dominating

00:18:48.660 dominating dominating i want when i when i walk into a room of people that do what we do i want

00:18:55.180 them to roll over and show their bellies yes yeah and i'll give the belly a rub but we know what

00:19:01.140 this is really about this isn't about me making your belly feel nice realistically here's what

00:19:05.100 here's where it comes down to and it's always a john mayer idea i know you're gonna call me

00:19:08.180 it's fine go ahead no like i don't know you go to a concert and what's a concert a concert is like a

00:19:13.380 it's a uh amalgamation of this person's ideas that they've recorded they recorded the music

00:19:19.600 and it's supposed to most people go my album tells a story bro it's like it tells a story and then

00:19:24.220 they go do they they do their concert and the concert is like here's song one of my set list

00:19:29.300 and we're gonna tell a star it and then the next song is gonna be like this is the next part of my

00:19:33.000 star it and it's like these these are just songs yeah you put them back to back to back john mayer

00:19:38.000 has done a thing in his concerts.

00:19:39.700 I've been to almost all of his concerts.

00:19:41.760 Is that true?

00:19:42.960 Yeah, since I've been a fan for 10 years.

00:19:44.640 And every time he comes around, I go.

00:19:46.040 Okay.

00:19:46.540 And I've seen the evolution of it.

00:19:48.120 And he's come to the same conclusion,

00:19:50.260 but a couple of years ago,

00:19:51.520 he used to just be like,

00:19:52.760 this one's called Neon.

00:19:54.080 And then he goes,

00:19:54.680 and starts playing.

00:19:56.640 Yeah.

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00:21:14.440 you might as well publish it.

00:21:16.520 Lately, it's been a show, like been a show, an actual show.

00:21:20.340 Like he's telling a legitimate story.

00:21:22.540 That's interesting.

00:21:23.240 And there's a rhyme and a reason to the songs and what happens next.

00:21:26.180 there was no rhyme or reason for the last bro grove or the previous one or any of them there

00:21:32.280 was uh the racism is not a reason well that was that was the theme of bro grove three last bro

00:21:37.140 grove the only goal i had was glorifying god yeah and i think that we did that in a way that we

00:21:43.680 didn't before yeah that was that was the only intent that i had for that one and also making

00:21:49.940 it more nds driven where it was it's closer it was always getting closer yeah but this thing

00:21:57.600 whatever we do next needs to be uh retarded yeah i mean inherently no no no but like i mean like

00:22:04.340 when you look at that you go fuck it's got to tell a story so afterward have you ever been to an event

00:22:09.160 or a thing and then you go home and you and and then you like you tell your wife or something

00:22:13.560 and you go remember that part yeah yeah yeah right sure sure yeah something like that yeah

00:22:18.920 otherwise it's just people talking and then not talking in the next yeah that's that's a big

00:22:23.920 problem you're right about that yeah it is no one's doing this i watched i watched a lot of

00:22:27.980 the blurry con or whatever it's called sure it's like yeah million dollar set they should be doing

00:22:33.060 a scavenger hunt for that one nigga's neck we can't have these people doing a scavenger hunt

00:22:37.140 no we can't do that but like they should do where is his neck somebody in this room has his neck not

00:22:42.700 around like a game of clue but who took his neck okay now we're on to something a game of clue

00:22:48.480 now this is my idea this is a fun idea the people that show up like it don't show up to this shit

00:22:54.720 unless you you're playing like you show up you're playing yeah this game if we do it in the theater

00:23:00.000 there are a couple sections and you walk in and everybody's if it's a theme yeah this is a theme

00:23:04.880 you're dressed whatever oh yeah yeah oh everybody should dress like atma like you walk it yeah yeah

00:23:10.260 you walk in and we have like a thing over your eye and you go hello hello like a monocle well

00:23:15.240 yeah whatever the theme is everyone's doing a thing but something's happening there i don't

00:23:18.060 know what's happening in the room but something's happening maybe at some point we're in the theater

00:23:21.680 and we're doing a regular podcast like this back and forth until we're not well no no we're like

00:23:26.420 that but that's part of the entertainment but really the the real part is like in the audience

00:23:31.000 and somebody screams a blood-curdling scream oh my god what the fuck is going on yeah people need

00:23:36.360 to now figure this out yeah there's a mole among us that's an interesting idea who who is the jew

00:23:43.600 who is the jew yeah it has to be a thing this is going to be a thing where you can't recreate it

00:23:53.080 oh yeah yeah we couldn't do it if we wanted to again right simply can't do it again i i agree

00:23:57.900 with that i think there is um look at this doofus talks is i don't play themes mr l i said then you

00:24:02.300 don't come no he's gonna come he's not gonna come he's gonna come you're gonna be coming on the

00:24:06.080 floor we have to figure out who put it who put that who did that dude this is warm i think uh

00:24:11.740 i would love to do something like that i would love to make it more than just dude speaking i

00:24:16.200 mean if any event should be that it should be brohemian grove yeah um and so it should be a lot

00:24:23.060 more fun it's hard i will admit it's very hard to it's hard it's hard because i'm on stage and

00:24:29.140 i'm kind of like i'm doing an interesting conversation but i'm also trying to inject

00:24:32.400 comedy into it because you're on a stage and you're trying to bring the energy up you don't

00:24:36.420 want just a bunch of monotone motherfuckers on stage that's not nice to talk about these people

00:24:41.180 but not everybody can follow that lead no and especially when you're tied up doing producing

00:24:47.120 off to the side i don't have you know somebody who we riff really well um so i'm i'm trying to

00:24:54.840 like create that energy with people that just don't know how to dance a dunk tank works would

00:24:59.060 be interesting i don't know why but i like it i do like a dunk tank a good dunk tank uh yes that's

00:25:04.400 just that's just what it has to be yeah it can no longer be other people talking i'm just about

00:25:10.620 done with that yeah no i i agree we've done it four times yes and i think we've done a good job

00:25:15.700 but there's something else you know we had a real problem right and it was that we couldn't even use

00:25:19.360 a fucking fog machine in the place that we went to and we couldn't use pyrotechnics in the fucking

00:25:23.900 place that we went to i most places you go to i know but that's the problem dude i want fog

00:25:29.820 machines pyrotechnics i want like the silliest most over the top shit i would love to do that

00:25:35.100 like i am inspired by what skank fest does and the scale to which they do it skank fest is a

00:25:41.240 thing that's what i kind of what i'm getting at yes where i know people go away from it and they

00:25:45.180 go remember when we saw those trannies that were seven feet tall yeah remember that yeah yeah yeah

00:25:50.740 like well it doesn't also have to be a spectacle but there are things that happen like uh i don't

00:25:54.880 know they they did a smallest penis contest that's a really great contest uh whitney cummings had to

00:26:00.500 touch it that's so yeah and people go home and they they remember that yeah yeah i don't know

00:26:05.040 we don't do that but it is funny also like you know i was at a carnival of combat with you

00:26:10.640 and we're watching this event take place and i think it's hilarious to invite somebody like

00:26:15.440 alex stein and you go but you're not doing anything other than fist fighting a man

00:26:19.060 like you're not doing anything you're not gonna get up there and do your bit talk about big booty

00:26:23.700 latinas you're gonna fight a man that is very funny to the death to the death i i really do

00:26:29.140 enjoy that kind of a deal i also enjoy the idea of taking these characters and putting them in a

00:26:33.860 different element like no no no bitch you're not gonna get on stage and do with the monotone voice

00:26:37.740 and talk about the fucking anunnaki or the nephilim or anything else you're gonna do something

00:26:41.860 super retarded what i was thinking too i don't know i man i there's no way to do this and so

00:26:47.960 i'll just say what it is yeah but like a punishment i thought you'd say like a duel like a game a game

00:26:53.460 and obviously you can't punish the audience that's not fair okay it's not right it's unethical some

00:26:58.560 would say what i mean is a punishment for the people on the stage the performers so a game

00:27:04.900 that's being played throughout the night or nights yeah a winner and a loser a clear loser yeah the

00:27:09.900 punishment i thought of some punishments for you okay i can't think of any for myself because i

00:27:14.480 love myself what would be the what would be the oh by the way hot dog eating contest yeah oh would

00:27:21.180 be for that's for them yes please yes we get to watch that my punishment for you and there's just

00:27:26.140 no way to pull it off within the time frame but i love the idea and it's not like physical like i

00:27:31.360 like we can't do anything where it's like cut your fingers off like that's not cool yeah you can't do

00:27:35.120 that but for you what i would do for you is this would be a very long con you would end up having

00:27:40.740 to go back to the church okay and performing oh my god and being the voice in the play oh my god

00:27:46.780 it's it's light it's not like it's not like hurtful but the the amount of no but it does

00:27:51.900 hit me the right way yeah it's like a very particular way it's a complete like you're

00:27:56.120 looking up and i just hit you with a fucking uppercut and you're like oh shit did not see

00:28:00.680 that because this is you think about how that's packaged now yeah yeah you're going to at least

00:28:05.500 three practices okay early morning stuff you gotta like try you can't you gotta try yeah it's

00:28:12.520 not like and obviously like i'm not gonna record it but like it's gonna be recorded on the live

00:28:17.060 stream there will be a finished product yeah the punishment is you doing it to the best of your

00:28:21.880 ability something you like i don't want to do that man is that is that good though that's very

00:28:27.120 creative it's creative very clever it's insightful it's yes it's a good one it is a good one i don't

00:28:31.820 like it i do want to address that scott said that uh he could eat he could out eat anybody in a in a

00:28:37.100 hot dog eating contest and now outside of the ridiculousness that he would do that to me uh

00:28:41.820 let's not even address that scott is um he is a he's a a thin uh what do they call it they call

00:28:48.040 it skinny legend that's what they call it oh yeah i've seen the way you're built scott you're

00:28:53.300 beautiful you're not eating fucking uh i've only seen scott in one picture yeah the one with the

00:28:58.720 his butt cheeks yeah because he roared the rope he's not gonna out eat fucking really anybody uh

00:29:04.340 in a hot dog eating competition what if top loses that's a great question uh he's gotta buy a jeep

00:29:09.020 wrangler that's a punishment that is a punishment uh have you told that story i mean no it's just

00:29:18.820 so lengthy i'll tell it at some point but let's get into some content and i couldn't because it

00:29:22.820 is it's a story of me being just drop dead retarded there is there is no it is a good you

00:29:30.060 know you're fucking right did i tell i i gotta tell you the story about the peanut too i think

00:29:33.420 i told it yesterday but it's funny too well should i tell this right all right fine fine fine so so

00:29:37.920 a lot of you guys this is so fucking retarded it is really no there's no way around this this is

00:29:41.680 just me being retarded so um everybody knows i've had the jeep issues yada yada yada i gotta get a

00:29:49.160 fucking new motor um i was sitting on my cousin's lawn for almost four weeks and uh and i was getting

00:29:55.940 weeks it's been it's almost almost four weeks it was a full fucking month wow which literally when

00:30:00.080 when i say this the idea that it's been a month is just so um i was getting worried that the hoa

00:30:06.160 was gonna come and give my cousin a fine and and um you know it's it's like 200 miles away from

00:30:12.820 where i am currently and i had uh my cousin cousin-in-law come and his buddy they both used

00:30:20.040 to be mechanics now they work in like insurance adjusting they work in with claims for people who

00:30:24.880 get into accidents and shit so they're still working with cars but they're not any you know

00:30:28.620 they're not doing mechanic shit anymore they come by and they go yeah dude after diagnostics i'm

00:30:34.180 pretty sure what you've got going on is a cracked head gasket and everything made sense that it was

00:30:39.760 a cracked head gasket i get it like i wouldn't if it was just replaced it's the last place i'd

00:30:44.540 look i went to the robots too right and the robots were like that sounds like a cracked

00:30:47.460 head gasket then i went to these guys lie these guys lie i went to really quickly just right now

00:30:53.160 while we were late i was saying hey you're gonna fucking program my roadcaster for me so that way

00:30:57.940 our eq is correct and all this stuff and i was like i can't do it and i was like i know you can

00:31:01.240 do it this is how you do it and it goes word i could actually do that yeah yeah so if i said

00:31:05.940 like it's not the cracked head gasket and be like okay you're right you're right but i went but isn't

00:31:10.460 it funny if we made you think though i went to jeep forums and they fucking said the same thing

00:31:14.720 i talked to uh a dude in person who owned a jeep and he basically said the same thing i talked to

00:31:20.300 my buddy because i used to work at an off-roading place we did jeeps and ford raptors and everything

00:31:24.200 and he was like yeah dude i think that's what's going on so but i never actually let anybody else

00:31:30.420 lay hands on it okay because it was on my cousin's lawn 200 miles away and all i'm thinking now is

00:31:36.760 i've got this resounding it's a cracked head gasket i need a new motor how the fuck am i

00:31:40.800 gonna figure out how to pay you know eight to ten grand on some of these quotes to get this done

00:31:45.340 and um so long story short uh the guy that was gonna do it he calls me up and he goes hey man

00:31:52.600 i'm sorry but i'm leaving my job oh no he gets fired and he's like i just can't do it and i go

00:31:59.000 fuck man i'm thinking about the idea of starting the process over again the hunt okay so that

00:32:04.780 actually makes sense why you didn't go back uh like why you didn't so you just got like a

00:32:09.580 preliminary uh idea of what was happening yeah yeah so that guy had me describe everything to

00:32:14.340 he goes yeah that's a cracked head yeah i thought somebody looked at this okay go ahead so so only

00:32:18.600 the people that i had first called my cousin-in-law they showed up they looked at him and his buddy

00:32:22.060 um so anyway once he said he couldn't do it i was struck with like no this thing's gonna be sitting

00:32:27.660 now my cousin's lawn even longer. I said, I can't do that. This thing's got to go. I called up a

00:32:32.160 shop that was local. I said, Hey man, this is what's going on. I need to get it. He goes,

00:32:35.580 no problem. I'll get it towed to my, uh, my shop and you know, we'll diagnose it. I don't want to

00:32:41.120 say that I'm going to have to replace your engine yet. Let me look over. I said, yeah, of course do

00:32:44.380 that. Dude, the weekend comes, this happens on a Friday weekend goes, he doesn't check it out

00:32:48.600 because his shop's closed on the weekend. Monday comes around. He goes, Hey, you dumb bitch.

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00:34:07.440 to talk to yourself for an hour you might as well publish it it's a fucking thermostat which i had

00:34:13.720 just replaced the first week of of of uh um july yeah when you first got it they were when i first

00:34:19.680 right yeah yeah so but the issue is jeep wranglers are notorious for kicking the shit out of

00:34:27.360 aftermarket thermostats so you need an oem thermostat yeah i'm not saying i'm definitively

00:34:32.220 out of the woods because i'm i you know it took a while for shit to go south the first time from

00:34:36.800 july to what october before shit went south nothing but bad luck with this thing it's kind

00:34:42.240 of fucking crazy um so he replaces it with an oem thermostat and everything's fucking good

00:34:47.880 but i went on on uh uh uh patreon and like crowdfunded fucking money to get this done

00:34:55.400 because i didn't have the money to get it and now i i'm just i'm telling so if anybody's listening

00:34:59.520 to this and you donated to me fucking dm me i posted it on patreon we've had a couple of people

00:35:04.520 i've given the money back some people have actually opted to donate the money to people

00:35:08.900 in discord who are in need uh so there was somebody that i found last night there's a

00:35:13.700 discord channel for people that are in need and i fucking said um how's this one i can donate the

00:35:19.520 money that when he goes hell yeah dude i screenshot it i sent the money on venmo i

00:35:22.740 screenshotted that send it to him he was like yeah that's cool so but but my point is i don't need

00:35:26.840 the fucking money um so i just can't refund it through patreon because it was on an automatic

00:35:31.560 withdrawal every day uh but yeah it ended up being like i think we got fifty six hundred dollars

00:35:38.500 which is incredible all the people that donated and um and my bill all in was like two thousand

00:35:44.560 dollars which is manageable that's just normal people shit so i'm not worried about that at all

00:35:48.080 um it wasn't the eight thousand dollars that i was worried that it was going to be

00:35:51.500 but all of it was because i didn't get a fucking second opinion so my truck sat on my cousin's lawn

00:35:59.220 for almost four weeks and stressed him and his wife out and the hoa could have given them a fine

00:36:06.800 at any moment and i was so freaked out that i started raising funds for an eight to ten ten

00:36:12.700 thousand dollar engine transfer i never got a second fucking opinion not a real one at least

00:36:18.840 not one where they actually went and put their hands on it man so it's rough but i caused myself

00:36:26.180 maybe the most stressful yeah month i've had in a long time but i caused myself that there was no

00:36:33.580 reason to ever and it drives fine now oh it crushes i'm sorry it's so funny it could have

00:36:41.300 been portman says it could have been what it could have been much worse of course it could

00:36:44.540 have been much worse um but damn dude like all i had to do was just stop i kind of experienced

00:36:51.220 like a paralysis by analysis thing where i'm like everything is pointing to engine and then i'm

00:36:57.540 looking up the cost of engines and then i'm trying to and once you're in that mode it's like okay

00:37:02.680 now what do we do about engines engines engines and then it's like do i get a recycled engine

00:37:07.300 that's going to cause me problems in the future or do i get a fucking or you know something all

00:37:12.000 of it's just like all the possibilities are going around and then i have one dude who's like

00:37:16.100 stringing me along for a long time and come to find out it's because he's on the chopping block

00:37:20.760 at work and loses his job by the end of it thank god he lost his job thank god this guy sucks at

00:37:27.760 his job thank god he lost his job because who knows these people by the way shout out they

00:37:33.500 would have switched your fucking engine and it would have been the thermostat yo so dude it

00:37:37.760 would have been a nightmare uh these guys oh my god and i just want to say their name because

00:37:43.640 they crush rmp auto rmp auto in um in tampa port richie or newport richie uh they could have taken

00:37:51.480 advantage of you dude they could have said okay dipshit you want a fucking new motor i was rolled

00:37:55.260 over with my cheek spread no problem i was literally backing up like a cat in heat to them

00:38:00.300 just like you try to fuck this ass dog but instead they were like no you know what though they would

00:38:05.620 they probably would have made the same amount of money anyway no no because it would have been

00:38:08.820 more labor intensive labor the labor would have they would have made money on the labor they would

00:38:12.400 have you know probably charged a little bit more for the um the engine whatever the case may be

00:38:16.360 they could have fucked me over good on people that do that though that's happened to me a bunch

00:38:19.940 of times where they're like yeah this is like this would actually be a waste i could just do

00:38:24.140 this little thing and this could actually fix this yeah and you know what dude i'm not typically

00:38:27.560 the guy that will get worried about a thing and then like make a problem for myself this is a

00:38:34.180 prime example of that this is just me worried about a thing i i should have just said the first

00:38:41.140 step is just get it to a shop and get it properly diagnosed that's it that's the intelligent first

00:38:45.740 step but instead i got it diagnosed by people who i'm grateful they came out i'm grateful they came

00:38:50.420 out i'm grateful they drove my truck i'm grateful that they gave me their opinion like all that is

00:38:53.780 cool they were wrong they were wrong but like still the normal fucking common sense thing would

00:39:01.600 have been okay even though i got this death note from these people let's send this thing off to a

00:39:07.540 proper shop and get this thing properly diagnosed and because i didn't do that i caused myself a

00:39:13.540 fucking uh uh you know a month's worth of a nightmare but the good news is um the truck

00:39:21.220 crushes and and i'm and i'm i'm very happy to have it back uh no dude uh still reserve said

00:39:27.540 thermostat isn't very hard no it's it's it's not very hard at all that's something i could have

00:39:31.700 done in my garage uh thermostat is fucking no big deal at all but i thought it was well best case

00:39:39.200 scenario man that what uh you know what it is too part of my brain went like of course of course it

00:39:45.380 would oh you do you know what i mean that's what my aunt does like yeah it was stupid that's just

00:39:49.460 cause I've never had, um, I've never bought a vehicle from a dealership. I've only ever bought

00:39:55.720 them in private sales and they're like beaters and I fixed them up myself. And, uh, we had an

00:40:01.380 Elantra for a long time, but it was paid off. Um, so for many years, it just was, you know,

00:40:07.080 what it was. And for the first time, I'm like, you know what, I'm going to go to a proper

00:40:11.300 dealership. I'm going to get myself something that like is reliable. Cause it comes from a

00:40:16.020 proper dealership not like a used car dealership came from fucking sport Mazda North like it's a

00:40:20.240 fucking actual dealership and um and then immediately the the windshield gets cracked

00:40:26.580 and then immediately after that the thermostat goes and then only a couple of months after that

00:40:31.380 my engine blows and like I did admittedly I got into my head and I was like of course

00:40:37.980 oh yeah of course that would happen like of course the first time in my life I ever try to

00:40:42.780 spend a little bit of fucking money on something that is reliable and then i get fucked in the ass

00:40:47.280 really makes you think about like how because i i know so many people like that i wonder how much

00:40:50.860 of that is are they actually diagnosing the problem you know i told you about like my aunt

00:40:57.020 i gotta go see them later but like uh in brooklyn they used to live right next to us

00:41:02.360 connected houses like if people are familiar with that kind of idea they had a rat problem

00:41:07.640 she had a clean house all the time my house didn't have a rat problem connected houses

00:41:13.360 the neighbor on the other side didn't have a rat problem their roof was like leaking and caved in

00:41:18.660 same roof yeah we didn't have that i'm like yeah yeah how the fuck does that happen to you

00:41:23.480 i don't know maybe it's like shit you come into agreement with right

00:41:26.420 yeah you know what is interesting is my motor did spit out a piece of rubber that was from a

00:41:33.960 rubber gasket from the uh first thermostat yeah um when they replaced the first thermostat they

00:41:40.320 showed me like oh yeah you can see it's broken here and i was like okay cool yeah and i think

00:41:44.260 it's actually still in my uh in the in the trunk or whatever the back of the truck um and then when

00:41:49.920 they did it this time they were like oh yeah and this i found this when i did the the coolant swap

00:41:54.220 and i was like oh yeah that's the piece of the now i don't think that that little

00:41:57.480 you know piece of a seal was causing any any real issues maybe it was but yeah man it's just

00:42:02.620 turned it into something that it fucking wasn't and um it is one of those things where like

00:42:09.360 looking back like like the money i spent on a rental for three weeks you know yeah the money

00:42:15.460 i spent on ubers uh getting around like all that shit was completely unnecessary if i were to have

00:42:20.740 just stop stop being afraid for a second breathe stop being fucking afraid that it's going to be

00:42:25.120 the thing and how are you going to pay for the go get it diagnosed just go fucking send it to a shop

00:42:29.760 and get it diagnosed like really fucking stupid really fucking stupid um so yeah 37 minutes into

00:42:36.980 this we haven't shared any content uh let's fucking content yeah yeah we actually do have

00:42:41.680 content it was the thermostat yep it was a fucking thermostat uh it threw a code for a bunch of dumb

00:42:46.940 shit but it wasn't the uh i nearly doxed the dealership i'm not worried about doxing the

00:42:51.260 dealership now because they didn't sell me a truck with a broken engine and they probably were freaked

00:42:57.100 out when i was like yo like what's up guys and i started telling them what was going on and they

00:43:01.940 were like yeah there's nothing that we can do for you oh you know they probably were like oh my god

00:43:06.720 does this dude have a fucking a broken engine broken head gasket like holy shit we i don't

00:43:11.700 want it you brought it as is faggot you know what i mean so like that's a huge that could be a huge

00:43:16.200 problem so so i don't care about saying the name now because there's no reason to go in and and

00:43:20.600 say anything to them um let's get into content all right 38 minutes is a perfect time to uh

00:43:24.960 fucking geez man fill their holes what are we talking about uh this is actually kind of fun

00:43:29.040 and uh let's let it play then we'll get into it first off ladies haircut not not good for what's

00:43:33.500 happening in this video i didn't even think about that husband unnecessarily telling me the race

00:43:38.140 and gender of every bad driver oh yeah why are you on my ass asian woman she's like 40 okay pull

00:43:47.100 all the way over ginger white guy that's what a fucking turn signals for black woman that's a

00:43:53.520 white guy he's disabled i had a look also his license plate woman in her 30s

00:44:05.600 like why this is actually very very mild in comparison to where i anticipated going because

00:44:13.500 i actually tweeted this i think this is normal for people i think dudes do this a lot

00:44:18.360 I have gotten to the point where I can tell a black driver from as much as and this is like

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00:45:45.920 you might as well publish it. About 10 cars away. Wow. 10 cars away. I do it every single day.

00:45:53.300 And my accuracy in identifying black drivers from a distance is so staggering that it disheartens me.

00:46:02.040 It disheartens me because I then am faced with this reality over and over again that like people

00:46:09.400 are so predictable people are so stereotypical and if you're asking like how do you know

00:46:15.760 when they're black they just drive like they're black what's that what exactly does that mean to

00:46:23.460 you um so very much like what are some of the problems with like black people like i i don't

00:46:29.580 know like if somebody's walking like they're black they're walking like they got like a like a limp

00:46:33.960 kind of sure a lean but cars don't necessarily walk with their pants down that's true that is

00:46:40.240 true so what the fuck are you talking about it's it's aggressive now now sometimes like you mean

00:46:46.800 like getting on top of you and stopping aggressive um i don't mind aggressive drivers that i think

00:46:54.900 what you would say is like you're aggressive and defensive like i'm an aggressive driver

00:46:59.400 i don't like being how do i drive what ethnicity do i drive you drive like a text you drive like

00:47:05.140 a dude that's that drove for a living oh what does that mean you you don't really seem to be

00:47:10.020 in a rush to fucking get anywhere you're just driving like i consider it much faster than i'd

00:47:16.420 be walking there sure sure i'm like this is a good point what a blessing for me i you know they were

00:47:22.280 killing you yesterday with the they had me crying with the chats they said that david needs to buy

00:47:26.600 of chevrolet's oh my god yeah somebody said you can give your chevrolet's a rest and i was like

00:47:31.020 um so so yeah now now scott is saying you can tell by condition and make and model before how

00:47:40.820 they drive that's absolutely true yeah they're a precursor you're gonna see a fucking dinged up

00:47:44.040 nissan ultima that's fully tinted and you're gonna know it's black yeah yeah they open the

00:47:48.560 window smoke pours out yes yeah yeah but um so for me smelled weed smoke the other day for the

00:47:53.380 first time in a car no he just said he said man these guys are stinking yeah i said yeah they are

00:47:58.760 yeah they are so thinking it up for for me i don't like a situation that i can see an accident

00:48:04.880 coming out of and one of those situations is just where there's unnecessary congestion and then

00:48:09.380 beyond the pile up there is just open road yeah if i see that i'm getting to that fucking open

00:48:15.020 road i'm getting around people and i'm getting the fuck out of there and i'm putting i like a

00:48:19.280 healthy distance between i don't i do not ride anyone's ass you will never catch me riding

00:48:24.200 anyone's ass and i'm very hyper aware of like the point of it i don't understand that i never

00:48:29.300 understood the point of tailgating like the person in front of you is driving slow because

00:48:33.640 number they're retarded that's number one like this is i thought about this a lot the the point

00:48:39.000 of uh traffic what's happening here there's one person in the front yeah and that one person is

00:48:44.440 is creating this entanglement I don't like I hate thousands of people I'm very aware of that

00:48:49.080 so okay when I'm at a light if I'm leading the the pack whatever like if I'm first at the light

00:48:54.980 I go quickly because I in my mind think about like somebody back there is going to get caught

00:49:00.120 at this fucking light if I don't move my ass how long do you give them uh before they before they

00:49:04.280 go because I've become more lenient especially since moving to this area yeah it's it was like

00:49:09.680 a two and a half second count and then i'll give you a hump i'll i'll do like a hand hover over my

00:49:15.000 wheel and i'm like my horn and i'm thinking about doing it the reason that i don't honk often is

00:49:20.200 because we're in an old person area and if you freak them out they start moving crazy yeah so

00:49:26.080 like i actually don't honk my horn that much because i find that all it does is stress people

00:49:29.960 to fuck out you're right i've honked my horn one time since living here but that's how i think about

00:49:35.060 everything like i'm not going to ride your ass because that is going to be too short of a stop

00:49:39.540 distance we're going to get into an accident if you're on my ass like i i either am going to speed

00:49:44.180 up or i'm going to get the fuck over i'm going to look at you and i'm going to figure out what race

00:49:46.920 you are as you pass by black i'm going to do that right but like i i don't do shit when people go

00:49:53.380 like oh you ride my ass i'm going to i'm going to super slow down sometimes i do but most of the

00:49:57.860 time i don't because that's gonna you're gonna cause an accident right that's how you're gonna

00:50:01.280 cause an accident um so all of my so so that is to say i don't mind an aggressive driver

00:50:08.020 the aggressive driver i do mind is when i can tell from very far away there's no opening bitch

00:50:14.700 you're driving very fast and you're driving very erratically and you're switching lanes over and

00:50:19.240 over if i switch lanes it's because i know there's an opening and i'm gonna make it yeah but you see

00:50:24.380 motherfuckers just switching lanes boom boom boom boom boom you end up at the same stop like with

00:50:28.000 them a mile down the road and you're like yeah and you go dude if you would have just looked a

00:50:31.680 couple of car lengths it is high time preference yeah the the flow of traffic is like the flow of

00:50:37.980 time and if you're good enough you can look far ahead and determine whether or not there are any

00:50:44.680 moves worth making david's driving just peering into his crystal ball that's basically how i drive

00:50:50.140 but black people they can only see one car ahead of them one chirp ahead one chirp ahead and so

00:50:55.520 they're constantly like switching lanes boom boom boom so i can tell i go there's an aggressive

00:51:00.300 driver who hasn't thought it through black or white woman yeah that happens a lot yeah if i

00:51:09.280 ever lose a call on a black driver i lose it to a white woman wow that's actually an interesting

00:51:14.440 metric they are interchangeable they're interchangeable very uh high time preference

00:51:19.880 they want to go go go no ability to think ahead in any meaningful way so i've had an idea about

00:51:25.440 what we're going to be doing with our content uh going forward we did a top 10 conspiracies

00:51:30.340 that's going to be coming out soon i'm very excited about that yeah that was that was a lot

00:51:33.460 of fun a lot of fun the next one that we do will be more refined and better yeah but i think uh

00:51:38.440 i've already had matt agree to one of these versions but the the other version is going

00:51:42.500 to be like our top 10 races yeah or stereotypes or i don't know what it means top 10 top 10

00:51:50.000 stereotypes i think that's great i just don't know how you rate that i didn't know how to play

00:51:54.080 the conspiracy game people were getting mad at me i think it's the same thing i think it's how

00:51:57.940 true it is and how vast the implications of the stereotype are one is is that one means that

00:52:03.480 that's your favorite well if it's very true and it has widespread implications across the entire

00:52:08.740 race and it affects other races right but this could be misconstrued that's an s can't you see

00:52:13.340 how that could be misconstrued as uh like so like black people are probably going to win one yeah

00:52:18.640 as far as like the stereotypes go but then if they're number one does that mean that i like

00:52:22.320 them the best is that how we can very clearly say that in the show just because you got s's across

00:52:27.160 the board does not mean i'm a fan of any okay so that's got to be a precursor to what we're doing

00:52:31.020 it's just like the the reality you play that with lauren she'd like that uh oh yeah that'd be fun

00:52:37.980 we should play that well i don't know if it's good for her image right now uh hey let me tell

00:52:42.680 you about noah's ark and also i'm playing racist top 10 well have you heard about shim

00:52:47.440 and tell you about the line of Canaan.

00:52:50.460 Dude, I think that would definitely get us taken off YouTube.

00:52:54.240 I think I don't give a fuck.

00:52:56.640 It's going to be interesting. How do we do that?

00:52:58.540 Oh, very easily.

00:52:59.840 But another thing that we were going to do,

00:53:02.420 and Matt said he'd host this one.

00:53:04.040 Okay.

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00:54:23.820 publish it it's going to be the top 10 uh conditions of the holy spirit who's coming

00:54:28.960 into our room what's that is a package for us come say hi another z-man thank you thank you

00:54:35.900 oh that's nice thank you riley it smells good like um cardboard so so uh by the way matt

00:54:44.160 okay go ahead oh i was gonna say somebody in the chat was saying that blacks are gonna win

00:54:47.940 open it now like that yeah yeah hell yeah well it's this enough to america so it's okay can we

00:54:51.880 show the too retarded to stop sign yeah if you could pick it up and do that i don't think i can

00:54:55.880 is this gonna be fucking another patois we needed the old testament pigeon bible

00:55:01.260 oh my god what is it okay hold on oh my god um hawaii creole english new testament this is this

00:55:13.420 is from do they only make this in new testament i don't know this is from uh z-man you guys will

00:55:18.340 have the best collection from z-man you know what this is called the jesus book no hold on you got

00:55:24.420 to check the last one out i want to i want to uh uh we should do a straight bible mon jesus talk

00:55:30.600 about no jesus talked about how they're gonna bust up the temple some of his guys when talk

00:55:37.720 story about the temple how the temple get the awesome stones and the other things the people

00:55:44.860 when give for god jesus say you guys see all this stuff bombay no gonna get one stone on top of the

00:55:53.940 other people gonna throw them all down jesus guys when ask him teacher what time all that

00:56:03.000 kind stuff gonna happen and what kind thing gonna happen for show us when the time come for that

00:56:10.140 jesus tell him watch out no let nobody fool you guys plenty guys gonna show up and use my name

00:56:19.440 de guan say hey me i that special christ guy

00:56:24.860 oh my god holy shit bro oh you actually opened to the best scripture that was the greatest this

00:56:37.240 is the great dude where is z-man i fucking love i love i love z-man the only thing is we need

00:56:43.140 old testament versions i don't think the jews would allow it oh my god i was asking matt if

00:56:48.620 if he finds this okay and he's like yeah no it's fine whatever language it takes to get the fucking

00:56:53.400 so if i put this on top of that bible the bible the other but the real bible the one with the

00:56:59.580 english words in it he goes fine yo uh panda says please can we get a special christ guy shirt

00:57:04.880 holy shit that's so funny it's great i love z man thank you so much yes that is incredible

00:57:13.740 you're fucking the best dude we gotta show we should show uh um sparrows sign i just don't

00:57:19.260 know how to pick it up uh it's in separate parts yeah i know we got that special christ guy that's

00:57:25.700 so fucking crazy bro all right so uh matt has agreed to do a top 10 uh conditions of the holy

00:57:32.740 spirit okay and we're gonna go through how the holy spirit hits people your top 10 i don't know

00:57:38.080 if it means your favorite or the ones that you think are the most bullshit but matt actually i

00:57:42.460 I mean, it's funny.

00:57:43.260 Whenever you press him, he admits to more and more things that he had done before.

00:57:49.120 Did he do the shakies?

00:57:50.680 No, but things he believed.

00:57:52.160 And one of the things he was believing and wasn't sure about, and I understand why Matt hates the 501c3 now because I'm like, these are the churches you were going to?

00:57:59.060 And they trick you into shit, yeah.

00:58:00.240 He was like, yeah, that he was one time like he was at the pew and he was just like listening to the service or whatever.

00:58:06.860 And he looked at his Bible and his Bible had gold glitter on it.

00:58:09.600 uh and that was a thing back in the day oh i've i've heard you've heard of that i've never heard

00:58:15.660 of glitter clouds or whatever like glitter bombs yeah glitter bombs glitter clouds yeah i mean uh

00:58:22.380 they put it in their shofars and they blew it and then like glitter would pop out of it so he had it

00:58:27.640 on this bible you're supposed to believe that that was well because if you if you doubt it then

00:58:31.820 people like oh this guy's a doubter but he was i was sitting my god apparently he was sitting right

00:58:35.640 next to the glitter girl the girl who does a glitter and shit yeah and i was like but this

00:58:39.480 is like they're saying it's a gift from the holy spirit but you know that there's a glitter girl

00:58:42.580 here there's there's a person that was girl what is that like the flower kid flower girl at a

00:58:47.080 wedding angel wings in the church but it's just chicken feathers things like this very interesting

00:58:52.500 stuff i mean why do you feel the need to fake shit around you know the holy spirit around god

00:58:59.860 around any of any any of this at all you don't have to fake anything there's nothing to fake

00:59:03.260 that's what i'm saying it's like so for us to like be making fun of it could borderline

00:59:06.700 on blasphemy which is unforgivable i don't think so i i mean no i know you don't think so

00:59:11.360 i think making fun of each one should have a caveat if you're doing gifts of the spirit

00:59:20.020 let's talk about the real version let's talk about what we think might be the bullshit version

00:59:25.160 okay and i think that's that's fair you go through it that way um is our laughing fits

00:59:31.160 a gift because you know how they do the fucking the laughing you catch like the laughing fit

00:59:35.820 it has to be you know i'm talking about right i don't think so is that in fucking the bible it's

00:59:40.620 no no being slain with the spirit isn't either it's like falling down jesus people fell down

00:59:46.260 this is a good list it's a great list it's a great list but then then you have to define what

00:59:51.060 the holy spirit is and it's like it's kind of like order it's like god is not chaos so whenever

00:59:55.320 you see these things we'll be we'd be making fun of it for sure sure but i think we're safe

01:00:00.460 on a lot of it and then some of it we're not safe on i think that's what we do is we we have a whole

01:00:06.520 series where we do top 10 like all right we got to show the sign and it's not it's not safe shit

01:00:11.540 oh none of it's going to be safe it's all going to be horrible hold on i'm going to grab all this

01:00:15.440 effort into fucking youtube just to get um just to get banned banned doused in fucking uh uh uh

01:00:24.360 what do you call those?

01:00:26.360 Suspensions.

01:00:27.280 YouTube suspensions.

01:00:28.940 Oh, yeah.

01:00:29.980 There you go.

01:00:30.480 Here's the sign.

01:00:31.560 Yeah, camera on me.

01:00:32.680 Thank you, Nancy.

01:00:34.540 So that sign just says,

01:00:36.240 too retarded.

01:00:37.460 And then beneath it will say to stop.

01:00:39.280 And then there's also a banana in here for some reason.

01:00:41.120 Yeah, the banana really threw me for a loop.

01:00:43.680 But I honestly think that too retarded to stop.

01:00:47.560 Too retarded to banana.

01:00:48.700 Is going to take center stage here.

01:00:50.640 It's a nice banana there.

01:00:52.220 No, it's a great banana.

01:00:53.060 Yeah.

01:00:53.240 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:00:53.740 But this is a problem now.

01:00:55.420 Well, it's not too much.

01:00:56.060 All the stuff back here has got to go down.

01:00:57.880 Well, we have some negative space.

01:00:59.120 We'll drop the skull a little bit.

01:01:01.060 Maybe the retardio sign can find a different home somewhere else.

01:01:03.600 Yeah, we'll move that.

01:01:04.440 Yeah, too retarded to stop.

01:01:05.600 That's going to be so...

01:01:07.360 So when old people peer in and they go,

01:01:08.880 hey, what's this podcast about?

01:01:10.320 And that's lit up bright pink.

01:01:12.200 Too retarded to stop.

01:01:13.340 Yeah, it's just like, I'll be on the computer

01:01:14.780 and I'll just be like, just point to the sign.

01:01:16.580 Honestly.

01:01:17.240 And then tell them to leave.

01:01:18.400 So it was Farrow that sent that, right?

01:01:20.480 I mean, number one, thank you so much.

01:01:24.240 But number two, it's so good that it's going to be taking center stage.

01:01:28.000 Hey, Sparrow, did you get this from that Tony guy?

01:01:29.780 You ever seen Tony?

01:01:30.560 Oh, Tony, the Indonesian kind of a dude, whatever he is.

01:01:33.340 No, the Chinese guy.

01:01:34.320 Well, that's the same thing.

01:01:35.260 No, it's not.

01:01:35.840 It's not even.

01:01:36.380 What do you mean?

01:01:37.060 That's actually insulting.

01:01:38.280 I do like that guy.

01:01:39.040 I love Tony.

01:01:40.340 Speaking of Tony, you know how long it took for him to come out with his app?

01:01:44.380 You know how good it actually?

01:01:45.220 Hey, check out.

01:01:45.720 Check out the apps here.

01:01:46.640 Hold on.

01:01:46.980 Yeah, let's pull this up again.

01:01:48.020 You want to show off our app?

01:01:49.840 it works really well look at my app baby hold on look look at right look at me in the app this is

01:01:55.940 the top look at me right in my app so the top lops app this so we got an epico stuff dropping

01:01:59.880 on friday but this is the desktop version of the app and this is like what you can do on it it looks

01:02:04.900 great it does look great top lops app is actually available right now on toplopsa.com so you can go

01:02:09.900 to the top right there mr baloney doesn't have uh games on his app no he's very serious he's very

01:02:16.720 serious about these apps yeah yeah yeah um so yeah i mean i just feel like you know we got our

01:02:21.000 app pretty fast and it's kind of a big deal are we talking shit about mr baloney no let's stop it

01:02:25.860 mr baloney hey let's look at this this is gonna be good uh so this happened yeah i wish we kind

01:02:31.480 of had talked about this a little bit sooner we have a catholic priest and he's doing now

01:02:37.600 wait let me just say this okay before we start uh-huh my mom was asking me about this okay and

01:02:43.340 mom if you're watching i don't really even care if you're upset about this she's asking me about

01:02:46.600 did i see this and i go yeah i saw that and then she goes there's some conspiracies around that

01:02:51.920 this guy stole two million dollars from his church did you hear about any of this i heard about it

01:02:57.020 but i heard about it like um in the style of a news reporter that was clearly ai speaking okay

01:03:03.460 so i've not heard this from any reputable source but it you know um well here let's let's let it

01:03:09.680 play because why would it matter if this guy stole two million dollars from his church what

01:03:13.900 are we talking about it might matter let's see also also uh also if you're watching this and

01:03:19.900 you haven't seen this this is fucking brutal this doesn't go well for this dude this is brutal in

01:03:24.360 the sense of like don't let your kids watch it type shit and uh viewer discretion be advised

01:03:29.600 yeah that's right that's a first from here right all right

01:03:32.880 Nobody helps?

01:03:48.640 Oh, there they go.

01:03:54.480 Oh, that is so brutal.

01:03:56.380 I've only watched this on silent.

01:03:58.040 It's not hard to...

01:03:59.580 It's not easy to talk to me.

01:04:02.880 it's a direct it is a direct hit it's kind of crazy it is kind of crazy i i don't know what

01:04:11.740 to make of it i mean for those who are listening as a catholic priest that thing has to weigh the

01:04:16.960 better part of 400 pounds and i mean 300 pounds the height that it dropped from the the sheer

01:04:23.700 velocity the the pure accuracy that it lands on this man's it doesn't just land it could have

01:04:29.340 crushed his shoulder yeah it hits him directly he's instantly dead i've seen other views where

01:04:35.000 like he's up close views yeah like his shoulders are still at the appropriate height oh and his

01:04:40.820 head is like all the way in his fucking chest turtled in his head yeah so um what i will say

01:04:46.360 is good job on the installation well no just centering like centering your oh yeah to the

01:04:55.600 cross like a like as far as the symmetry goes i will say david this is one thing about david

01:05:00.540 it's like he doesn't i don't necessarily care about production yeah yeah yeah but when things

01:05:04.960 are lined up the right way if the lines then if your lines in the back aren't straight he gets

01:05:09.960 very pissy about that yeah yeah but he this guy was lined up that was lined up perfectly

01:05:15.660 but you see what happens when all your shit's lined up that's a good point that's why i like

01:05:18.620 to keep stuff ajar yeah just to keep a little bit of a just in case so just in case mom now that guy

01:05:24.560 is dead oh yeah yeah he died he went to heaven yeah i don't know unless he stole two million

01:05:31.200 dollars um makes you wonder do you have a chance to say like i'm sorry like when you die because

01:05:38.080 you hear people who have like near-death experiences and they go like i fucking felt

01:05:41.840 incredible remorse and i said sorry yeah in this like harrowing moment where i experienced something

01:05:47.880 that seemed like hell and then suddenly i was whisked out by christ i've heard stories like

01:05:52.520 Yeah, Seth Leiter will call you gay for even saying that stuff.

01:05:55.220 Right, right, right, which is fair.

01:05:56.940 What did I say?

01:05:57.380 Seth Leiter?

01:05:58.200 Seth Kick Leiter?

01:05:58.920 He kicks him.

01:05:59.380 So, but.

01:06:02.600 He messaged me the other day.

01:06:04.380 He goes, you guys ready?

01:06:06.600 And I was like, I still haven't recovered.

01:06:08.800 Oh, he's like, I'd love to have him back and have him do Neff to America.

01:06:12.960 Maybe you could do a top 10 with us.

01:06:14.620 Oh, that would be fun.

01:06:15.500 Top 10 gayest things.

01:06:16.540 That would be fun.

01:06:17.880 Fucking Caleb says you have no room to talk, brother.

01:06:20.540 You stole our money.

01:06:21.840 fucking you piece of shit man he's gonna give it back eventually oh my god uh thermostat

01:06:27.560 so so yeah i mean i i don't i don't i don't know if this guy actually stole

01:06:33.940 i think they said legs burghini legs burghini leg leg burghini oh man i forgot what it was

01:06:40.180 very funny shit he is very funny um so yeah i mean you know what do you think that he's dead

01:06:46.600 now and i don't think much about it i'm not glad that he's dead i think it's kind of must have been

01:06:51.960 horrifying to see oh yeah the delay time is really what gets me there's about five seconds there you

01:06:57.280 want to play it again yeah where they yeah there's like five seconds where they go oh yeah wait

01:07:03.040 here we go sorry i was pressing the wrong thing

01:07:11.920 watch it fall

01:07:17.840 let's not pause it real quick before we even do the time yeah you're right man because it

01:07:25.100 the way it falls the it's uh levered with that yeah yeah yeah you kind of it's got a point of

01:07:31.380 leverage right like an anchor point so it swings like a bat you ever seen a dude swing a hammer

01:07:35.400 wrong um this nigga said crushedified that's crazy crushedified crushedified brother doused

01:07:41.940 real quick we'll pull this back up in a second but like you ever see a dude swing a hammer

01:07:45.900 and like uh if they don't know how they're like choked up too far or even like you you're holding

01:07:51.520 it at the bottom but you're you're not like like using if you get a good pivot right in the wrist

01:07:57.720 it's like the hammer does all the work yeah yeah all you need to do is just aim and let that thing

01:08:03.140 go hold on to it and you're gonna you can drive a nail down with one stroke if you hit it correct

01:08:09.020 so but but when you look at this video here yeah it pivots well you can see here let's bring it

01:08:15.480 back you think what you think when it hit him somebody said jesus christ i mean say had to

01:08:19.180 Somebody at least thought it.

01:08:20.480 The remedy with your misericordia.

01:08:23.400 Let's go to the Lord.

01:08:26.300 Fucking Looney Tunes ass death.

01:08:28.300 I mean, you know what, though?

01:08:29.840 It hit him right at the intersection of the cross as well.

01:08:33.080 So it's like, this is the heaviest point landing on your head slash neck.

01:08:37.480 You know what I just realized?

01:08:39.280 You're getting too much joy from this.

01:08:41.220 No, no, I'm not getting too much joy for it.

01:08:42.680 I'm realizing how terrible I am.

01:08:44.300 That schizo friend is like, damn, dude.

01:08:46.300 of all the people skid so friends like hey do you have to play that on loop

01:08:50.100 all right all right fair fair fair uh it was a little bit of my uh timeline cleanse roots

01:08:56.860 showing um but there's about three seconds after that three to four seconds of people just going

01:09:01.760 sure going what the fuck did we just watch was this a part of a service is this part of is part

01:09:08.280 of the show is this part of the show let me guess a smoke show out here huh let me guess lights a

01:09:12.380 laser show huh okay wait wait is it 501c3 shenanigans skit so is it better if he did

01:09:17.260 steal the two million dollars can we play it on loop let me find out right now did the catholic

01:09:22.440 priest steal god disagreed with his sermon topic million uh no fuck no the viral claim that father

01:09:35.680 patricio sanchez stole two million dollars before being crushed to death by a cross is false and

01:09:40.840 unsubstantiated um you know what they're gonna make this guy into a saint sorry guys saint crush

01:09:46.660 to death or something like that this was terrible this is maybe uh this is a low moment for me

01:09:50.880 what do you think so yeah because you're selling you were truly celebrating it huh well it wasn't

01:09:56.760 that i was celebrating it it was just like you get so caught up in the unbelievable factor of a thing

01:10:03.020 like wow what a crazy moment is this true was he preaching about how life was short

01:10:08.340 No, no, that wasn't accurate either.

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01:11:30.600 He did say something like any of us could go at any moment,

01:11:34.000 but that was like, it was in a previous.

01:11:35.740 day's sermon it wasn't it wasn't that one um weak neck that's not nice scott

01:11:44.200 i'm trying to do better and you're saying funny things here uh let's see father joseph no no no

01:11:52.440 boom boom boom boom however you're thinking about a different priest that stole some money and was

01:11:56.080 killed to death by a cross no no no no no no all right yeah maybe that was distasteful i'm sorry

01:12:02.100 guys this is horrific i mean this is horrific the money the money he did steal she probably

01:12:06.900 should have went to reinforcements on that cross i saw a video after that they did go back and put

01:12:11.500 the cross up they put it back up you really gotta check because i think you do a stupid thing and

01:12:15.960 you go i'm gonna anchor this in just the sheetrock and you can have those like butterfly screws that

01:12:19.700 open up and they anchor it in the sheetrock but not when you've got a fucking you know 80 pound

01:12:23.900 cross like you need to be in the fucking beans dog that thing's not 80 pounds that thing is

01:12:28.340 i mean more than that oh yeah i think 80 pounds from that ask chat gpt how much do you think that

01:12:34.220 weight hey chat gpt how much you think that cross that killed that man i'm serious it's

01:12:38.660 listen a beam that like just one cross beam is very heavy yeah okay well let's see how much

01:12:44.440 did the cross weigh good god and ask it to measure its centrifugal force well now yeah

01:12:51.380 the velocity uh velocity times mass plus squared and then measure it against this the average

01:13:00.000 capacity of an old preacher's neck okay well it says um official investigation reports have not

01:13:07.460 publicly disclosed the exact weight but i'm gonna say guesstimate six million houses uh while it's

01:13:17.040 impossible to to give the exact number without precise measurements we can guesstimate that that

01:13:22.400 cross weighed between 150 to 300 pounds i was close i said three to four based off of the

01:13:27.600 physical dimension seen in the video and the properties of the wood commonly used for church

01:13:31.500 altars and what about the jesus on it that jesus made of stone or something all of it i mean it's

01:13:37.680 it's eight to ten feet tall five to six feet wide four to six inches thick yeah more than that dude

01:13:44.860 that thing was probably like a foot by a foot thick

01:13:47.500 and then it's probably 12 feet tall

01:13:50.020 and then the cross

01:13:51.320 section is going to be

01:13:52.900 well it says on the high end

01:13:55.600 if it's thick mahogany

01:13:57.680 it could be 250 to 320 pounds

01:14:04.540 320 pounds is fucking crazy

01:14:07.780 literally ask it with your voice

01:14:09.100 say like I want to know the metrics here

01:14:11.180 about the height that it fell from

01:14:13.200 well you got to know the type of wood

01:14:14.780 if this is a pine cross

01:14:16.440 he probably would still be here

01:14:18.000 but if it is

01:14:19.460 with no rings in it

01:14:23.640 but I mean

01:14:24.940 we have no way of knowing

01:14:26.340 this could be fake

01:14:26.980 someone could survive a headshot like this

01:14:31.520 a fatal blow

01:14:32.880 that's true

01:14:33.640 what if he came back from the dead

01:14:35.800 we have to depart from this

01:14:38.040 because I just feel myself digging a deeper hole

01:14:40.560 you know who departed from this

01:14:42.020 yeah he did yeah he did schizo friend is my canary in the coal mine i mean if he's telling

01:14:50.620 me i'm going too far maybe i am maybe i've maybe i've lost the plot okay um so let's go to some

01:14:56.560 other shit that is probably equally as terrible he said wait enough to shoot bro clean through

01:15:02.260 purgatory purgatory doesn't exist i don't think um all right so what do you do if you're the next

01:15:09.180 priest and like like because in these kind of parsonages the next priest comes they were

01:15:14.400 ordained by the catholic church i assume this this catholicism yeah he comes and he stands in the same

01:15:19.280 spot this guy died and you got to kind of like i think you probably put the you you off center the

01:15:25.240 podium off center the podium you got to put some chains around it right some fail something like

01:15:29.920 that well i think that probably is a little distasteful to just put chains around the cross

01:15:34.840 saying crushed a lot that's not nice reb look you guys we're trying to we're trying to do better

01:15:39.360 okay and you guys are saying funny things about something that's not funny at all name of the

01:15:44.740 episode jesus versus priest jesus is our high priest um all right so very high that thing had

01:15:52.660 to yeah no that's not what i mean i mean the physical height of the

01:15:55.880 um here look we got some more the next podium we'll have rearview mirrors

01:16:04.260 okay we have crazy we simply can't uh stay here we can't do this

01:16:10.680 they said he got crossed out we go to a different

01:16:12.820 dude that was good oh yeah yeah so there's a lot of measurements here so all right so there's no

01:16:22.480 conspiracy uh sparrow says i'm dying no no no stop that oh my god all right let's go to a

01:16:31.060 different blasphemous uh preacher thing can we do that bring this up here um we got a clip from

01:16:36.420 our favorite pastor evangelical christian zionist judeo-christian values pastor hallelujah and i

01:16:46.800 think he's probably got something super cool to say so let's see what he's got to say i saw this

01:16:51.980 in the spirit, literally, judgment day. And Jesus stood

01:17:02.860 there and he said, those of you that didn't vote, I put you in

01:17:10.900 that nation and you didn't vote. What are we voting for?

01:17:16.580 So you will hear, or you didn't pray and vote like I told you to.

01:17:25.820 Oh, that's crazy.

01:17:29.420 You will listen to the names of all the babies that are here and never got any life.

01:17:40.040 And it'll take a while because there's over 65 million of them.

01:17:44.600 but you are going to listen to every one of them and you are going to be held responsible for the

01:17:50.260 death oh okay i understand what he's talking about if you if you didn't vote he's talking

01:17:55.240 about the worship industry well he's talking about voting for trump specifically in this context

01:17:58.900 and he's saying if you didn't vote or if you voted wrong you didn't vote for trump

01:18:04.120 god put you here to vote for trump yeah if you don't do that if you didn't do that

01:18:08.940 he's gonna make you listen to all these baby names all these dead baby names all the dead

01:18:12.960 baby. No, the dead baby's going to tell you

01:18:14.820 because this is about abortion.

01:18:16.860 And I do wonder

01:18:18.840 what

01:18:20.880 percentage of those baby names

01:18:22.320 are going to sound funny.

01:18:25.520 Like...

01:18:26.240 A large percentage of those baby names.

01:18:28.640 Laquisha.

01:18:30.280 You think they get those names? Rwanda. They're heavenly

01:18:32.660 names? No, I think God gives them

01:18:34.700 a new one. He's like, you're Michael.

01:18:36.400 We're not fucking doing that. He's like, I'm fucking Tyrese.

01:18:38.360 He goes, that was never what it was supposed to be.

01:18:40.500 It was never supposed to be Tyrese.

01:18:42.200 You were never going to be a Tyrese.

01:18:43.140 Like Kunta Kente.

01:18:44.440 So what happens then if you're standing there

01:18:47.400 and he's reading you all the names and you go...

01:18:50.140 This is more nefarious though

01:18:52.360 because he's not just talking about like,

01:18:54.000 all right, they're using abortion as a thing,

01:18:56.720 but what he's talking about is Israel.

01:18:59.080 Okay.

01:18:59.640 I think that's what he's getting at the bottom of this.

01:19:01.920 If you didn't vote the right way,

01:19:04.440 because do you think this guy cares about killing babies?

01:19:07.140 This guy eats babies.

01:19:08.120 Yeah, 100%.

01:19:08.840 He looks really bad.

01:19:10.700 Really scary looking.

01:19:11.640 there's better versions of him i think if we go like right over oh he looks like golem the mouth

01:19:18.900 of a baby eater yeah he does look like a distrustful character from the lord of the ring series um he

01:19:24.100 looks like if you did give him your baby like to you know like oh kiss the baby he would put like

01:19:29.000 the baby's elbow in his mouth yeah as like a bite it yeah it's like a weird proclivity and you'd be

01:19:34.280 like what did you do that i just didn't think it's uh okay so israel doesn't have such a high

01:19:38.980 rate of abortion yeah because they're all gay it's not a lot of oh yeah it's true

01:19:44.960 and there's also probably not a lot of like there's virtually no black people in israel

01:19:49.780 it's just weird people should be very uncomfortable when they start getting into

01:19:52.720 politics when politics starts getting into religion in this sort of way this is a very

01:19:57.120 forceful way yeah you're preaching to the congregation and also i think it should be

01:20:01.660 implied but it shouldn't be said outright oh that you are gonna have to listen to the list

01:20:05.500 of baby names that should be implied no i but i do you think he has a point when he's talking

01:20:09.640 about like uh voting the right way no i don't think so okay so there's two ways you can vote

01:20:14.740 though uh in this paradigm sure sure sure yeah yeah so voting the right way i think i don't know

01:20:22.420 i'm kind of sympathetic to it well it's only ever for a time right i mean is it the right way let's

01:20:28.240 just say worst case scenario um donald trump uh turns out to be a cannibalistic antichrist

01:20:36.420 no then that's the wrong way now well no no but we didn't know it was the wrong way

01:20:40.260 right so then like you were put here to vote the right way and what seemed to be the right way

01:20:44.940 when you were chosen between robo biden or the guy that they fucked over in his first term yeah

01:20:50.240 um and then you vote for that guy and then he turns out to like i don't know let's say he just

01:20:54.340 cracks open a baby on the world stage like he just like says fuck it mask off he just

01:20:58.040 ah they gore a baby and they fucking drink all the like stone cold steve also right yeah so um

01:21:05.580 and then you go well fuck i mean was that was i supposed to do that right you know that's

01:21:12.400 preemptive like a preemptive mistake i don't know man i don't know well did you know that

01:21:18.720 we don't have to bring this on the stage but um is that gwyneth paltrow no no it's hunter shaffer

01:21:25.260 uh do you know who hunter shaffer is nope okay elijah shaffer's wife uh no um as an artist

01:21:32.480 formerly known as elijah shaffer uh who has gone through transition surgery this is a dude

01:21:39.620 want to know how i got these scars yeah yeah yeah no no no no don't say that caleb

01:21:44.440 chill out this is a dude oh that's a dude this is a man and um and now he is being paraded around

01:21:54.240 for having gotten uh and now caleb you're a gay man they're getting closer though and i'm sorry

01:21:59.440 to break that to you um but yeah this is a dude

01:22:08.240 hey you ever been in a live chat on a show and completely outed yourself

01:22:14.680 not me neither i've been on a chat a live show and gotten head over heels for a train

01:22:19.860 but i will say i don't want to and out for you know fear of acting like go ahead yeah

01:22:26.500 they are getting closer no no no this looks like a void like a kind of a they're not getting closer

01:22:31.520 the my thing here is they're getting closer what are you doing like okay well i have to see the

01:22:36.460 video. Well, yeah, I guess we'll play the video. Go ahead. Okay. Hard to tell. Pause it.

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01:23:59.160 going to talk to yourself for an hour you might as well publish it if that person was

01:24:04.140 walking in a coffee shop and you just walked by it's like mason

01:24:06.900 okay so here's my thing okay no it looks like a boy

01:24:16.000 i don't know i don't really look at these people like i'll be honest yeah go ahead in the coffee

01:24:23.320 shop here don't tell anybody oh there's like six trannies here they're possibly i don't remember

01:24:30.740 most of their names oh yeah so i just go yo you hey girl hey i like to call them sandwich bitch

01:24:36.140 hey sandwich bitch come here real quick hey coffee so so it's not nice the the issue with

01:24:42.020 this is that what you're looking at no no keep it on the screen because i just want to make this

01:24:45.220 point um let's find it all right what you're what you're seeing here that's a boy is i mean even

01:24:51.100 still i've seen girls that look like this i'm let's be honest right i've seen an old girl like

01:24:54.680 an old lady that they look old girl she got older girl that got older yeah like sometimes you'll see

01:25:01.980 one and you'll go oh man this could be like a like that's a mid-age transgender person i've seen

01:25:06.800 young chicks that you go like if i if i put my hand over your hair you're you have a boy face

01:25:13.200 like a little boy face i see that all the time yeah and i i think that part of what has um created

01:25:20.160 girl face and boy face in our brain a lot of it has to do with the makeup industry makeup women

01:25:24.760 putting so much makeup and then like the hair on that it creates like a different type of look that

01:25:29.000 we've become accustomed with i think chicks are much more average looking um than we understand

01:25:36.380 because even a hideous chick is capable of putting makeup on and looking a lot better

01:25:40.540 now in this particular instance are we the only animals that judge male and female versus like by

01:25:45.780 their face i don't know because like if you're looking at a deer well i guess you'd see the

01:25:49.700 antlers on a deer but like if if it was shedding season he had no antlers he'd be like it could be

01:25:54.100 a doe or it could be i think yeah because they're gonna do it by pheromone yeah or like they have

01:25:58.740 like a certain body shape to them right yeah yeah yeah which is gonna happen but but what i'm what

01:26:04.500 i'm saying is that you often get a pic like a meme and it'll show like a trans character you

01:26:10.280 know they're drawn like um wife jack or soy jack like that kind of deal brutal well there's there's

01:26:16.200 a version that the trans community uses where they look like normal and they have like their

01:26:20.700 pink and purple and blue striped shirt on for the trans flag and you go well that's not accurate

01:26:26.940 this is what it really is then you get the hideous soy jack trans meme with the sparse hair and the

01:26:33.400 tears and the ugly face um what you're seeing is this is the best that the industry can possibly

01:26:40.800 produce. There is thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of surgery and hormones and

01:26:48.900 supplementation and makeup. And this is the best we can get. This is the absolute best that we

01:26:55.800 can create at this moment. And I'm not saying that this is even a girl problem. This is not

01:27:01.380 a hideous person. I'm not even I'm not even making that claim. What I'm saying is this represents

01:27:06.560 point zero one percent maybe even smaller point zero zero one percent of the trans community i

01:27:12.720 think the crazy part is that you can just put a wig on a guy that is this body shape anyway this

01:27:18.900 is like i said this is a girl problem where girls do have this body but it's not necessarily even a

01:27:23.520 problem i guess girls are all different but some girls just be shaped like this and some dudes just

01:27:28.260 be shaped like this and without them being trans or not you look at them and you go i don't know

01:27:33.080 So, look, Hollywood star Hunter Schaefer is a dude completed his bottom affirming surgery after beginning his transformation at 14.

01:27:42.500 So this is somebody that's like got on early and then has an entire industry.

01:27:47.380 So imagine all of the leftist ideological apparatus that is vested in this being a presentable training.

01:27:55.860 There's a lot.

01:27:57.000 There's a lot.

01:27:57.420 there's a lot of people a lot of money a lot of industry a lot of of institution that is geared

01:28:03.180 towards producing this product the way they can finally go look look look but this one and this

01:28:08.500 is going to be the standard now anytime you go that's a dude in a dress they're going to go

01:28:12.400 what about your schaefer's beautiful what about this one yeah yeah wood that's that's

01:28:17.760 that's that's 0.001 percent caleb's still in the chat no shame for caleb i know i i get it

01:28:27.180 so and what caleb fell for is like i said classic trap classic trap right this is uh a tranny that

01:28:36.480 the industry is is there's not a tranny alive that will ever have the resources at their disposal

01:28:43.540 yeah that this particular one does but it it raises a fair question is there an amount of

01:28:52.000 money that you can pour into a human being to defy god not not even that it's right now the metric

01:29:00.240 is like yeah you're fucking dude like like whatever you look like remember the dude in

01:29:04.760 the fucking game stop it was like we're gonna be off youtube with this it's crazy yeah but he's

01:29:08.040 like it's ma'am remember that classic moment and in that moment you go ha ha you're a man yeah yeah

01:29:14.120 what eventually happens when like right now what we go is like yo x y chromosome bitch

01:29:19.880 right or when you die and they dig up your skeleton they're going to know that you were a man they're

01:29:26.900 never going to think that you were a woman you know a thousand years from now when they find

01:29:31.780 your body and they excavate the site and they they go oh this was clearly a woman a man or a

01:29:37.940 woman whatever your actual biological okay okay but what happens when we get to a place where

01:29:43.940 that's not the case anymore what happens when they come out with a peptide that they could put into

01:29:48.620 you that'll slowly change your muscular structure uh i love y'all and i love woman i love human

01:29:55.300 woman um what happens when they come up with something that can change your chromosome

01:30:01.100 That's when we reach that like point of no return.

01:30:03.880 I think that's when Jesus comes back.

01:30:05.560 I think we still keep that hatred in our heart and we go, no, no, no, you were born.

01:30:10.080 Like, I don't give a fuck what your chromosomes say.

01:30:11.680 It was never about that.

01:30:12.620 I think I honestly do think that that's when like when they say like, oh, it'll be like in the times of Noah.

01:30:17.240 That's the times of Noah where shit's so mixed up that it's like almost indiscernible.

01:30:21.360 Yeah, that's a crazy place.

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01:31:38.460 to talk to yourself for an hour you might as well publish it that's a crazy place and we're getting

01:31:43.880 close yeah i think it's going to happen uh then pretty soon is that does that mean that we're

01:31:49.960 getting close to like because you can't replace god but that's the point of what they're trying

01:31:53.440 to do like that this is what that is i don't know i mean yeah yeah maybe you could you could say that

01:31:58.100 sure but i just wonder because so much of the argument what happens when you run out of

01:32:06.080 things to say back to them you were born with a penis your your mussy does not function

01:32:12.900 it's a hole that has to be um goodness uh what's the word um a douche down dilated yeah you have

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01:32:26.760 a new um we we've got a new podcast we got a pussy dilator mussy dilator mussy dilator yeah

01:32:32.460 david acid can i write mussy dilator can i write mussy in the or would this actually flag us oh

01:32:37.960 you did write it i did write mussy i had to ask ai if i could put mussy in the title it said yeah

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01:32:44.400 but we have a new uh podcast out for people that listen and have children oh that's true and want

01:32:51.080 to listen with their children i don't even know like how you'd hide whatever it bleeps out some

01:32:55.400 of this stuff yeah a lot of the words are bleeped out so if you wanted a censored feed in case you

01:32:59.500 you're somebody who listens around their family and maybe you've opted not to listen because some

01:33:04.040 of the language is harsh we do have a censored feed um just for some of those parents out there

01:33:10.160 It's called Nephilim Death Squat.

01:33:11.360 Well, it'll be out fairly soon, maybe this week, probably sooner, according to this episode.

01:33:16.100 So we'll let you guys know when that happens.

01:33:17.080 It's called Nephilim Death Squat Clean.

01:33:18.300 But yeah.

01:33:18.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:33:19.700 So, but the question that I have is like...

01:33:22.400 A lot of dead air on those.

01:33:23.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:33:24.620 It's mostly silence.

01:33:27.620 What happens when you no longer have the argument that is just the meat from your forearm shaped into a nightmare meat obelisk?

01:33:37.840 Phallus.

01:33:38.020 Yeah, phallus.

01:33:38.540 or that's just a gaping wound that needs to be dilated or you don't have the correct chromosomes

01:33:43.620 to be that gender or like so what what i'm saying is well what happens when they make the vaginas

01:33:48.540 great the mussies what if they're fucking fantastic what happens when the mussies are

01:33:52.020 better than the pussies whoa i this is what i fear dude and i i had this like come to jesus

01:33:57.840 realization this weekend when i was working you got hit in the head with a crucifix yeah fell into

01:34:02.800 a mussy it was wild no i'm i'm working on the game here the neffy game yeah and my son is playing it

01:34:09.320 and he likes it and then he's like telling me you should do this yeah you should do that and i'm

01:34:13.320 kind of like my inclination is to turn him and go hey shut the fuck up you don't know what it

01:34:16.900 takes to do that yeah that's right and then i go wait a second i can actually do that and some of

01:34:20.920 the ideas in this game are from my son ah yeah a lot of them were not he's like you should put a

01:34:26.100 rhino in i'm like no that's that's like well maybe i mean a donkey kong had a rhino in it

01:34:30.060 Yeah, this is Neffy.

01:34:31.560 This is Neffy Run.

01:34:33.480 It's called Neffy Rabbit Hole.

01:34:35.020 It's actually a good...

01:34:36.360 I like that.

01:34:36.740 And I'm just...

01:34:37.280 I was thinking about it.

01:34:37.920 I was like...

01:34:38.080 Neffy Jew Tunnel was taken.

01:34:38.920 So we're coming to the point

01:34:40.660 where you can more easily code stuff

01:34:44.400 and create...

01:34:44.980 You can create more from the top of your head

01:34:48.080 and make things how you want them to be.

01:34:50.300 And I'm looking at my son.

01:34:51.300 I was like, oh my God.

01:34:52.600 When you're old enough

01:34:53.440 to actually be in this world,

01:34:55.400 what is it going to be?

01:34:57.120 He's going to go,

01:34:57.560 today I want a mussy.

01:34:58.840 But tomorrow I don't.

01:35:00.060 yeah dude and that's probably a possibility yeah that's what i'm saying so so we're going to that

01:35:05.100 place where they're gonna go no no i have the correct correct chromosomes no no no this thing

01:35:11.200 is tight and they can actually prove it and then and then the the female to males they'll go no no

01:35:17.140 it's actually bigger and veinier and it shoots further than yours dang then then all you have

01:35:23.800 to stand on is like fuck you for inverting god's creation there's gonna happen yeah there's always

01:35:30.220 like a argument point when somebody does best you in that way there's always an argument point of

01:35:35.820 like but you're gay yes uh boom yeah but then i don't know what does that go away and then what

01:35:41.240 do we do are we obsolete you're a disgusting faggot it's just something i i was thinking

01:35:47.080 about because this is the best they can do right now with hunter shaffer who is a dude with a

01:35:54.780 fucking wound right that's what it is that's a dude with a wound and i'm not going to stop saying

01:36:00.320 that um that's a dude with a wound uh that needs to be dilated but one day soon ai in conjunction

01:36:08.700 with medical technology is going to create an exponential uh growth in these enhancements and

01:36:16.660 penis size and also ejaculate range um and load size yeah um and that's gonna be crazy that's

01:36:24.560 gonna be great and the only thing you're gonna have to stand on that's why you better start

01:36:27.340 getting with the hatred now look at this the only thing you're gonna have to stand on is

01:36:31.020 fuck you faggot yeah that's it because all your all your reasonable things if you're really against

01:36:36.380 this all your reasonable what about your chromosomes what about your skeletal structure

01:36:39.340 it's like bitch i just injected peptides that made my skeletal structure that of a woman over

01:36:45.100 a three-month period over three probably shorter right you're gonna have to stand on not fuck you

01:36:50.740 fag you're gonna have to stand on what we call business yeah yeah and it can't be that wishy

01:36:55.340 washy shit about their chromosomes like you got to be you got to be about it maybe we can get to

01:37:00.120 a point of advancement where we can just make these people happier in their own body how about

01:37:05.580 that how about that how about a medication that's not like klonopin that makes you lose your mind

01:37:11.140 to the point where you have to do this.

01:37:12.700 How about instead an AI formulated medication

01:37:15.400 where you go, you know what, man?

01:37:18.120 Life's kind of beautiful.

01:37:19.860 How about that?

01:37:20.780 Well, you know what's going to happen though?

01:37:21.900 I was thinking about it the other day

01:37:23.060 because I was making fun of these people

01:37:25.240 for breaking their legs and stretching them apart.

01:37:29.420 I was looking into that.

01:37:30.380 And then getting taller.

01:37:31.520 And I said, I'd rather just be short.

01:37:34.000 That's easy to say for now.

01:37:35.540 How many people are going to call me a short faggot

01:37:37.180 when everybody's just chewing on like some gum?

01:37:40.300 you chew this gum uh every day for you know two months and you're gonna get about two inches in

01:37:46.960 height yeah and they're gonna be like you didn't do that and i'm like no because god made me short

01:37:51.680 then i go okay short faggot it's true this is the stuff i've been thinking about lately it's crazy

01:37:58.180 all right so yeah no no because it comes down to all of the things as a graphic designer yeah

01:38:03.380 oh you're gonna you're not gonna use ai even though it does the graphic art for you yeah it's

01:38:08.760 Like, well, yeah, no, I'm going to use it.

01:38:10.720 I'm also going to use it in conjunction with my skill.

01:38:13.120 And then people are like, yeah, I'm just going to draw on a paper.

01:38:15.440 And I was like, yeah, okay, go ahead.

01:38:17.760 I'm going to do other stuff.

01:38:18.960 And now it's not that I'm just doing more stuff.

01:38:21.140 I am doing so much more stuff that it's just like I could have done this

01:38:25.220 if I would have taken weeks and weeks and weeks to do it.

01:38:27.780 Now I can do it and it's done and we can really create.

01:38:30.420 Let me tell you, when they go like you fucking have a peptide

01:38:32.660 and you can have a 56-inch vertical.

01:38:34.000 That's the thing you're doing this.

01:38:34.880 You're doing the peptide thing.

01:38:36.120 You're doing it in a physical way.

01:38:37.580 And at first I was looking at him and I was like, this thing is cheating.

01:38:40.720 You're cheating.

01:38:41.520 You lost weight cheating.

01:38:41.920 So many people said that.

01:38:42.920 So many people think that.

01:38:43.780 I used to think that.

01:38:45.180 Yeah, but the reality is like, okay, he's cheating, but does it matter?

01:38:48.900 Also, the other reality is like, cheating at what?

01:38:51.220 I'm not competing.

01:38:52.320 Yeah, that's true too.

01:38:53.220 I'm a 36-year-old podcaster.

01:38:55.560 There's also an argument to be made for all of the people that are competing physically.

01:39:00.120 You probably should be on this stuff.

01:39:01.440 I want to see them do that.

01:39:02.860 I want all of the UFC to be on an unbelievable amount of juice.

01:39:06.180 Vitor Belforting it up.

01:39:07.580 I want to watch that.

01:39:09.260 Yeah.

01:39:09.680 Listen, listen.

01:39:10.540 I don't want anybody to look like Sean O'Malley.

01:39:14.220 I want Sean O'Malley to look like Vitor Belfort.

01:39:17.620 I don't care what they look like.

01:39:18.660 I want him to look like Yoel Romero.

01:39:19.540 Yeah, that would be cool.

01:39:20.640 I don't care necessarily what they look like, but yeah, your attributes.

01:39:23.040 I want to see guys in baseball throwing 150 miles an hour.

01:39:27.080 Yes.

01:39:27.660 Yo, dude, expand the field.

01:39:29.680 The base has got to be 120 feet now instead of 90.

01:39:32.800 Hell yeah.

01:39:33.400 Because these guys are hitting and running so fast.

01:39:34.960 so fast push the audience so far back they can't even see because they're gonna get hit with home

01:39:39.640 run balls that still have so much pepper on them by the time they reach them and you know what it's

01:39:43.740 the natural progression of things anyway when you look at it like uh well who are we talking to

01:39:48.240 about the dog they're like yeah there's a dog that's skateboarding oh crow oh yeah yeah dog

01:39:52.040 that's skateboarding because he's seen other dogs do shit somehow and then like the genetics as

01:39:56.120 they're born is like now this dog can skateboard yeah but people in baseball the same way too

01:40:00.120 like when i was growing up i threw hard people like oh this guy throws hard yeah 90 to 92 miles

01:40:07.060 an hour now in the major leagues if you're not throwing 100 you ain't shit yeah you're not even

01:40:12.580 getting looked at every american gladiator in the 90s yeah those people were anomalies the juiciest

01:40:17.440 motherfuckers in the world and they're like what sports should we have them play whatever just make

01:40:21.620 up sports just make up any kind of competition you can have them beat the shit out of each other

01:40:24.800 with giant q-tips whatever we got because they are specimens they're monsters and we want to

01:40:29.720 see them do everything yeah bring that shit back i don't know i was i was talking with my wife

01:40:34.300 my wife about the circus the other day oh that's interesting yeah because there's tickets out

01:40:39.600 yeah and i was saying what a fucking miss this show is about nothing oh yeah it shows about

01:40:43.640 nothing why are you guys watching this the viewer count went up what are you doing we went to one

01:40:47.660 of those circuses not long ago and and over here in like central florida i was spoiled in new york

01:40:53.820 probably jersey too you'll get like the big tent circuses and you'll go and there's like oh that's

01:40:57.400 a fucking tiger here yeah no not for this i mean they had a car that transported i mean it

01:41:04.220 transformed itself into like a transformer and then came back down yeah yeah whoa but why

01:41:08.940 didn't make any sense there's some donkeys there's uh it's just a family circus so it's like a small

01:41:14.960 family and i was like this is number one it's risky i like the part because i was like that

01:41:20.320 guy might actually fall and get hurt he's not he shouldn't be doing this he is not trained to do

01:41:25.220 this but they travel around and this is what they do for a living and they're like caught up and i

01:41:29.500 was like what a fucking miserable life yeah bring back the old crazy shit imagine if you had your

01:41:34.100 son and you're like hey you're gonna be a juggler and your son's like i kind of want to just do

01:41:37.600 taxes yeah and you're like well you have to help support the family but this is what's happening

01:41:41.940 here they're traveling around this is not a good circus yeah then i started thinking about what the

01:41:45.720 fuck is a circus like why does it exist today and why do we even still want to see it because yeah

01:41:53.020 i want a freak show that's kind of was that you want that well i mean if if you were gonna give

01:41:57.680 me a freak show it better be a fucking freak show like it better be crazy people this is what crazy

01:42:01.960 shit it came back to uh yeah i love nefto america too sparrow thank you but it came back to the idea

01:42:07.840 of what bro grove is because i'm like a circus is something you go to and it's disorienting

01:42:13.700 there's no lead to it it makes no sense it was like okay that guy's gonna spin plates okay that

01:42:19.900 guy's gonna stack chairs watch this old bitch change clothes and then that's it in a beard

01:42:25.000 yeah here's some cotton candy maybe here buy a fake nose and i'm like there's no rhyme or reason

01:42:29.760 there's no story to it if there is a story it's told by the clown and the clown is already

01:42:33.700 inherently demonic like all this shit is weird portman says the circus was run by freemason

01:42:38.380 remember that we've had that discussion that's where the whole nephilim look like clown shout

01:42:41.580 out to paul stops he he lays that out pretty well so yeah yeah um bread and circus right of course

01:42:46.340 that a freemason would be in that industry and the problem with it is that there is no through line

01:42:51.200 like human beings exist on archetypes and stories like we want to hear that so that's why that's why

01:42:56.300 god is so powerful because he tells us his story throughout the bible so like people can

01:43:00.300 understand and recreate it in a circus there is not that and a circus is so long lasting and people

01:43:06.480 continue to go and i don't know who the fuck goes to a circus and goes that was something that i

01:43:10.980 really enjoyed yeah yeah i don't know you maybe have a little bad taste in your mouth after you

01:43:14.780 leave a circus some people do come out and they go yeah the circus yeah but those people are

01:43:19.220 fundamentally broken something wrong with my cousin used to work for a circus um uh yeah he

01:43:24.660 ran away and then followed the circus across the country fundamentally broken is what i said yeah

01:43:29.220 you know so okay we gotta ban the circus is what i'm getting but going back to this idea of like

01:43:33.860 this augmentation barnum and bailey i'm sorry the guy that got eaten by the tiger no barnum and

01:43:38.460 bailey yeah yeah these guys suck even the best ones siegfried and roy siegfried and roid uh the

01:43:43.580 other guys that do the the really fantastic spinning oh uh so i've been to one yeah it's

01:43:49.980 great it was actually really good yeah what is the story here oh that one had a story it had a story

01:43:54.500 yeah yeah there's a theme uh it was like spooky okay so but i mean did it speak to the human

01:44:00.300 condition at all i don't remember i also went to fuerza bruta which is like something new york it

01:44:06.920 was about like i guess it was like about witches or something this is before i ever fucking knew

01:44:10.660 anything and um and i don't even know what the fuck that was about but what was cool is they

01:44:15.760 stretched out like industrial grade saran wrap above our heads and the performers were on it

01:44:20.340 like doing shit and there was water on it so you're looking up as they're like dancing and

01:44:24.000 doing shit and all the water's going everywhere it's kind of cool uh but yeah i don't know what

01:44:27.080 the fuck the point that's like this is what i'm saying it's it's intentional disorientation

01:44:31.800 and then you come out and you leave and and when you leave exactly you go i don't know what that

01:44:36.280 was about anyway what the hell happened here they did the same thing with taylor swift concerts

01:44:40.420 you remember that people were going no i don't remember you remember that that's like a whole

01:44:44.580 conspiracy they were going to taylor swift concerts they were and then they don't remember

01:44:47.920 what happened oh blanked out like lost time yeah yeah that was similar to the travis

01:44:53.000 yeah travis uh travis scott thing travis scott thing where they killed those people's going on

01:44:57.620 these places well i do want to say though if they if because i'm i'm always looking up peptides and

01:45:02.760 what they do and i have daily updates that come to me in case any of the peptides that i'm on

01:45:07.260 suddenly have some sort of adverse effect that i'm unaware of i think you'd know well i mean i

01:45:12.140 like you know might not be in me but it happens to somebody else i might like fucking wait a

01:45:15.860 second turns out wait this peptide makes you think you've got a blown engine oh that's actually a

01:45:20.840 side effect of one that i'm on but if there was one that was like yeah they've been doing because

01:45:25.180 like the one that i'm in uh reda is on its third clinical study and it's about to go to to like

01:45:31.100 the medical industry and the fda is going to approve it and it's going to go the price is

01:45:34.520 going to go through the roof and there are things that are like that where they go yeah yeah we've

01:45:38.620 studied this is the third clinical trial and this one literally makes you jump an additional two

01:45:43.960 feet higher yeah i'm on it i love like jumping man like i'm fucking 100 getting the one i don't

01:45:53.480 have to get robot legs yeah but it also might come with a side effect of like yeah you can jump

01:45:57.400 but you can't land oh she's never come back makes your legs really weak so when you land but like

01:46:03.460 that's where we're going like that pastor's neck don't talk about that anymore there's we're very

01:46:08.880 close to that i think uh that is around the corner um not necessarily excited for it or

01:46:14.600 you're like kind of like dismayed well here actually this is actually a great thing so

01:46:18.660 let's bring this up real quick this is a great thing oh this is a gay thing young men injecting

01:46:22.940 testosterone to be more masculine uh without getting the doctors involved and that's the big

01:46:28.000 thing so what i what i love about this is um well i mean we needed that i we've done episodes before

01:46:35.280 we talked about like the um average grip strength of a human being or a human male testosterone

01:46:40.680 levels human male uh yes yeah one with the correct chromosomes i don't know which ones those are

01:46:45.300 fucking so uh for years aiden didn't think his naturally skin good lord i don't know why i don't

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01:48:11.860 you might as well publish it just deleting our entire stream mid mid sentence no that was

01:48:19.580 well so now we have to take this down and edit it um well we were in the middle of talking about

01:48:24.560 the trans thing and we got a weird phone call from who was that this guy says um

01:48:32.880 i don't know he picked up the phone and he said uh trans really yeah he's like you got to stop

01:48:38.100 that yeah he said shut it down i don't know who that was um you never turned your light in the

01:48:43.680 corner on what light damn it talking about retta all right so anyway we're back uh we're gonna

01:48:51.760 take this down and edit it out fucking so ridiculous man anywho and we won't talk about

01:48:57.100 trans people anymore we promise we learned our lesson youtube where do we go they broke our

01:49:05.060 rhythm no they didn't bring our rhythm i you know it's just a lot broke my stride cold and you get

01:49:09.620 threatened so uh i was reading from the new york post you have to bring this up but i'm gonna i'm

01:49:12.980 gonna keep reading about this so it's a guy named aiden who didn't like his his figure figure figure

01:49:19.020 and uh and he took it upon himself to do testosterone and um and so he was already

01:49:25.940 doing things like a protein heavy diet prioritizing sleep working out with a trainer he was making

01:49:31.960 progress but his gains plateaued and so we opted for this instead and um so my point is that the

01:49:38.580 new york post is framing this as if it's a bad thing which is really interesting and there's so

01:49:46.320 many different reasons why that's interesting and it's hard for me to say is it just me you can't

01:49:51.240 hear anything fucking z-man you motherfucker is that true i don't know i think this guy's lying

01:49:56.100 he probably is he's lying that's funny fucking z man so the angles from which this is funny

01:50:04.660 i would say the most obvious one was covid okay that's so you're highlighting the dangers of

01:50:15.340 individuals taking their own health into their own hands and doing stuff without a doctor's

01:50:20.440 permission while only a few years ago you were compelling the new york post certainly one of

01:50:25.500 them right um the new york times any of these major news publications were all championing

01:50:30.940 an experimental vaccination yeah that had no long-term clinical data right and that's really

01:50:39.040 the thing that we're talking about here is like is it tried is there data behind this thing

01:50:44.100 testosterone and testosterone injections have been a thing for fucking ever what are you laughing at

01:50:50.600 no no i'm just making sure that they can hear i know i know there's a couple of these guys

01:50:54.280 yeah i know you know what come to bro bro you son of a bitch do that shit at bro bro right in

01:51:00.280 front of my bro right in front of my face so um david will make you apologize i think

01:51:04.020 i was that guy's name um clavanagh what the fuck's his name yeah i don't know kershaw we

01:51:10.300 know what he looks like um i just think it's really funny for the news to suddenly clutch

01:51:15.320 pearls when you were giving us an experimental vaccine only however many years ago the other

01:51:20.020 thing is that we are constantly inundated with hormone disruptors right endocrine system

01:51:29.440 disruptors um uh soy has been proven soy soy soy has been proven to increase estrogen production

01:51:40.160 in men sure leading to bitch tits and all kinds of other goofy shit and you're saying we're

01:51:45.840 evening it out well it's a mono crop it's a hearty crop soy okay um and so the obvious idea

01:51:52.340 is like okay if we can plant fields of this shit and it yields several times and it's very hardy

01:51:56.920 doesn't get destroyed by weather and things like that how many different things can we make out of

01:52:00.220 it and that question has been answered with a resounding every fucking thing yeah every you

01:52:05.020 can make everything out of soy that and cornstarch so so soy is in everything and it's fucking with

01:52:10.780 your endocrine system they're making you gay there's all kinds of things in the water that

01:52:14.760 are a problem there's trace pharmaceuticals in the water that are a problem ssri's are in the

01:52:19.740 water and that's a fucking problem there's so many things constantly they're spraying the skies with

01:52:23.780 all this shit all the goyslop is made out of fucking poison the vaccines are giving you fucking

01:52:28.200 autism god forbid and now here they come here comes daddy pharma saying i got the solution

01:52:34.600 well they're going oh wait you're going to fix your testosterone levels without the permission

01:52:39.000 of a doctor i don't think so i don't know if that's good or bad i don't know why don't we

01:52:44.280 just that's your estrone your estrone a is my estrone can we just start sending uh laney

01:52:50.260 testosterone i know past a certain point your body will start to turn ss excess testosterone

01:52:54.420 into estrogen so you got to be careful oh really you get mastitized breasts yeah you get budded

01:53:00.560 tits um but damn you know a lot of things about these chemicals well i'm trying to learn see this

01:53:07.420 is the same thing when i was uh trying not to get vaccinated uh-huh and i was going well let me look

01:53:13.700 at the studies and people were saying you can't understand the studies and i said you're right

01:53:17.700 well actually you can they want you to believe you can't understand it yeah but at the end of

01:53:22.140 every clinical study there's a summary paragraph oh and it sums up their findings so if you're too

01:53:28.920 stupid to go through the entire data smorgasbord you can always go to that last paragraph and say

01:53:33.660 okay round up what the fuck you found yeah yeah and what it said for the mrna vaccines was there

01:53:39.660 is simply no long-term data we don't have that yet for sure and so what that means is it's still

01:53:46.480 in an experimental stage because you don't have long-term data yeah yeah so you compelled an

01:53:51.680 entire planet to get that thing but how much research is there behind testosterone injections

01:53:58.320 you want to know something crazy about that uh we'll we'll move on to a different subject after

01:54:03.200 this but yeah like christina was feeling sick lately yeah my wife was feeling sick when we went

01:54:08.100 on the cruise she got sick and then from there uh remember like she had like all those other issues

01:54:14.200 that like went down the point is that like you have to keep those things suppressed your immune

01:54:18.320 system high but when you get sick with a certain type of sickness that comes up so she was feeling

01:54:25.740 some of those symptoms not like as heavy as before but like she wasn't feeling good yeah that's

01:54:29.480 interesting and i was like okay so what is it so like she went to the doctor at blood work all this

01:54:33.320 stuff done and i'm like oh it's the same thing as before and then one of the doctors says i think

01:54:38.980 you might have gotten covid and people aren't experiencing covid the way like they use like

01:54:43.380 the strain the strain is not as aggressive as it ever was delta and epsilon and but what isn't uh

01:54:51.020 what is still unique about covid i'm like and i'm this again this is just a theory it's a man-made

01:54:56.760 virus and somehow it's activating other man-made viruses in her that's interesting like her

01:55:03.180 lyme disease is being what is like if she gets regular sick and she's gotten that many times

01:55:09.520 since she recovered it's fine like people get sick then you get better than you go yeah but

01:55:14.480 this one like put her on her ass for a while and i'm like it's strange that that's happening so

01:55:18.620 she went to the doctor and then they suggested uh well here's what you got to do and it wasn't

01:55:22.580 any like because they already knew she was like i'm not doing any of that uh like whatever kind

01:55:26.580 of bullshit that you guys are doing western medicine but like uh quercetin um uh knack

01:55:32.760 like all this shit that like uh that the guy that had sex with the tranny the train is a big theme

01:55:37.120 of today's show who's that uh the vampire uh cernovich oh cernovich right he was actually

01:55:42.640 useful during covid because he was suggesting a lot of these things yeah he's like you're gonna

01:55:46.040 want to take these supplements like back you know uh stack stack these supplements and really like

01:55:50.940 backlog yourself with them yeah yeah and this is what they suggested to her and i was like yeah

01:55:54.720 but these supplements were specifically to fight covid not covid the symptoms but covid the shit

01:55:59.760 that is underneath like the spike proteins that stick to your cells i'm like that's just really

01:56:03.820 interesting that it's still out there and it's not as like out there killing people but like the

01:56:10.060 deep-seated effects of it interact with other government man-made viruses it's interesting

01:56:15.520 because i'm a full-blown covid denier i i don't even believe anything really fucking existed in

01:56:20.100 any meaningful way well there there are spike proteins like they developed them they created

01:56:24.180 and they're like tiny nanobots that's real like what are they what are you guys doing with this

01:56:29.440 shit i i don't know i don't know but um uh you know just just on the on the to the testosterone

01:56:35.860 front this guy he's he's saying he is um eating a protein heavy diet lifting heavy and prioritizing

01:56:44.800 sleep there's four things that are actually proven to increase testosterone levels quality sleep

01:56:50.240 lifting heavy, eating red meat, and testosterone injections. So it's not like this is some big

01:56:59.520 mystery thing anymore. And I'm not saying you should go out and not get a doctor's opinion

01:57:04.120 or anything like that. I'm just saying the balls on the news media for trying to characterize this

01:57:10.960 as if it's a bad thing. Meanwhile, studies are coming out, testosterone levels are plummeting.

01:57:15.280 you know we we have a a lower than what is it replacement rate yeah lower than replacement

01:57:21.420 rate birth rate in america well not only that they're out there promoting things like uh

01:57:26.160 what's that called ozempic which is just like lowering people's bone density that's why you're

01:57:31.460 lighter because your bones are lighter your bones are lighter you're like a break and it's like

01:57:35.300 you're getting thinner but you're getting sicker then there are other uh peptides like the ones

01:57:40.280 you're taking there's a couple other ones out there yeah different stacks trisepitine i think

01:57:44.360 is one of them uh retta and retta you only really have a lot of success with if you're in the gym

01:57:49.180 i'm in the gym six days a week so that's another thing too like if i notice bone density loss which

01:57:53.220 even if i was i'm counteracting that because lifting heavy increases bone density it's strange

01:57:57.760 so everybody's doing a form of uh genetic mutation or enhancement in a way i don't know how to even

01:58:02.620 say that fuckers keep coming up to me in the gym yeah and they're like telling me what they're on

01:58:06.980 yeah and i'm like oh my god all the all the people that are in the best shape in the gym

01:58:11.680 are all on something i'm like this is fucking remarkable to be honest that's always been the

01:58:15.860 trick like all the time it's just people were always quiet about it yeah now they're just

01:58:19.900 celebrating it you remember like yeah hulk hogan's like yeah you got to eat your cheerios

01:58:23.000 your wife is injecting diabetes yeah in the anus uh but yeah so that well that's the thing though

01:58:31.660 but like there's a concerted effort for it's strange the concerted effort is like look at

01:58:35.660 this beautiful lady boy and they're telling you all the shit that they're on yeah and that's good

01:58:40.820 and fine we're celebrating that all your hormone blockers all your goofy shit yeah look at this

01:58:45.000 really uh this fat person that's really skinny now and looks like death yeah like that you should

01:58:49.920 be on that but the people that are fat have found like this alternative it's supplementation in a

01:58:54.240 way they're even against supplementation yeah like to present you knack and uh quercetin which

01:59:00.560 certain vision was talking about a long time ago people were like conspiracy theory you listen to

01:59:05.160 alex jones you're gonna take vitamin a what are you retarded where the math and it's just like

01:59:11.080 guys what are we doing here everyone's doing it to some point everything's backwards everything

01:59:14.800 is backwards i mean it's the same thing with whatever's going on in in paris we don't have

01:59:18.600 enough time to get into it and i'm just gonna mention it so we can keep it on the and we don't

01:59:22.080 have enough time no i mean i guess we gotta roll right into this shit which is kind of cool but

01:59:25.740 yeah the messages from mom sorry that was fine i was gonna say the reason that i say it's just

01:59:34.220 like the Paris situation is because all the media is going look at these people who are displaced

01:59:39.940 and universities are overcrowded and the cost of living is so bad they're justified in burning

01:59:45.000 down their entire cities yeah it's like I'm looking at it those are black people you also

01:59:49.240 don't have to live there you could live in Africa that's true where you come from that's true all

01:59:52.960 right well let's get into messages uh from mom because we don't have a lot of time and get into

01:59:56.200 another show after this oh are you getting to another show I gotta do uh Corinthians with Matt

02:00:00.480 and I can hear him out there.

02:00:01.400 He's already bitching.

02:00:03.060 Where are you from?

02:00:04.120 What are you waiting for?

02:00:05.260 What is this?

02:00:05.620 One of the fucking

02:00:06.220 niggas are butterflies guys?

02:00:08.160 No, that's the guy

02:00:08.780 that played Jesus in...

02:00:10.520 No, the guy with the...

02:00:11.780 Is he going to talk?

02:00:12.700 Oh, yeah.

02:00:13.100 He going to talk.

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02:01:30.220 to talk to yourself for an hour, you might as well publish it. Jonathan Rumi, I had no idea that this

02:01:36.120 was so dark. Guys, three years before he became the actor for Jesus and the Chosen, he was living

02:01:41.860 paycheck to paycheck. He couldn't afford his bills. His account was $80 in the red. He couldn't even

02:01:46.680 afford groceries. So he was at a dark point in his life. He decided in that moment that day when he

02:01:52.300 realized his account was in the red he prayed to god he said lord i'm giving you my circumstances

02:01:56.940 i trust you and then three hours after he said that prayer that same exact day he goes to check

02:02:02.900 his mailbox and he's got all of these letters one by one he opens them and they're all separate

02:02:08.480 checks from random people

02:02:10.200 $200 sir

02:02:22.480 I won't have this for you

02:02:28.960 overdrawn $80

02:02:30.740 y'all need to hear this about Jonathan Rumi

02:02:34.580 I had no idea that this was so

02:02:36.700 I mean I don't know

02:02:38.400 i guess i think god works in mysterious ways sometimes could send you a check from out of

02:02:43.180 nowhere sometimes get killed with the cross these uh i don't know um good for you i suppose i mean

02:02:49.820 that guy gives me pause because he uh he's tied up with the vatican he's tied up with the vatican

02:02:56.740 he's you know angel studios is a weird one because it kind of became this thing that was like

02:03:01.340 i felt like a for a long time was going to give validity to q anon um you know why do you think

02:03:08.240 that because they did a whole fucking movie about child trafficking yeah yeah saving the kids and

02:03:14.800 i thought his name was jimmy caviezel no no different people jim caviezel played jesus uh

02:03:20.480 in the mel gibson movie my mistake okay my mistake i was conflating them because jim caviezel is the

02:03:26.340 dude who's an angel who played a better jesus like when you're looking at their faces this

02:03:30.900 one looks more mediterranean looks like more from the area i agree rich he should have started a

02:03:36.060 gofundme um did you consider a gofundme you can see they work really well actually uh give that

02:03:43.420 a whirl um i don't know i didn't i didn't uh i didn't see that i didn't see this um version of

02:03:52.080 jesus this is this is from the chosen the chosen right then we're gonna have another version of

02:03:56.120 jesus uh with the new jesus maxing this is like how many jesus's how many batmans jesus so many

02:04:02.620 there's three of them now at least but jimmy caviezel he's he just seems strange to me i

02:04:07.120 remember learning about him i don't trust him yeah i don't i don't know i like the count of

02:04:10.680 monte cristo one of my favorite movies isn't that old very old the book is old from the 1700s or

02:04:16.620 something you're not gonna read it did you just give me the middle finger because i might have

02:04:19.700 yeah that was the fucking yeah the count of monte cristo i don't like hey fuck you man

02:04:25.360 that's a great movie super dumb look at this guy all right oh god what's hanging out between his

02:04:30.960 legs uh i don't know here we go oh my god this machine took an american job hold on we are at

02:04:39.620 the highest levels of slop what's going on here oh i couldn't tell you there's a it's donald trump

02:04:46.940 holding a black guy but the black guy is kind of small yeah by the way portman says the resurrection

02:04:50.760 by mel gibson is going to be fire dude i hope it is i hope i think it is going to be super cool

02:04:55.600 it's a better book it is a better book i've read it twice it's a better book it's the best book

02:05:00.040 It's the best book.

02:05:01.740 Ice! Get over here!

02:05:05.240 Would you like a receipt?

02:05:06.520 No receipts. I learned that from Epstein.

02:05:10.360 Is this AI?

02:05:11.240 That seemed like AI.

02:05:13.480 I don't know.

02:05:14.060 Didn't that seem like AI?

02:05:15.820 Yeah, what does part in particular really seem like AI?

02:05:18.220 Why is he descending to the ground?

02:05:20.140 Why is there wood frame in the McDonald's?

02:05:22.200 I don't know what the fuck's going on here.

02:05:23.540 This seems like bullshit.

02:05:24.240 Just pure slop.

02:05:25.200 Fucking lies.

02:05:26.180 Oh, God.

02:05:26.980 This white bitch.

02:05:28.580 All right, we're going to try it.

02:05:29.780 Yeah, aren't we interviewing you on Friday?

02:05:33.100 What's going on here?

02:05:50.200 You care about Noahide laws?

02:05:52.160 You know, it's the same thing when I didn't care about

02:05:53.720 flock cameras. I feel like if I don't care about it,

02:05:55.680 people are going to get mad at me, but I don't give a fuck.

02:05:57.380 I'm just not, I don't care about it.

02:05:59.780 You think it'll just go away if we don't care about them?

02:06:02.200 No, definitely not.

02:06:02.980 But the only time I ever cared about it was when Laura Baker told us about it.

02:06:06.020 And I was like, oh, fucking shit.

02:06:07.940 We should talk to Laura Baker.

02:06:08.640 We got to talk to Laura Baker.

02:06:10.280 And when she said it, I was like, oh, fucking shit.

02:06:13.000 And then ever since then, nobody's ever said it quite as effective as her.

02:06:15.540 And so I don't care.

02:06:16.420 We're going to see this fucking white bitch.

02:06:18.480 I already got a white lady that I like telling me about the fucking Noah Hyde laws.

02:06:22.920 Next.

02:06:24.600 Wait until HR.

02:06:25.620 Oh, man.

02:06:26.300 Is this hilarious?

02:06:28.080 Is this how we have to title our shit?

02:06:29.440 like this is hilarious so people like know when to laugh like we got to like oh we have to tell

02:06:33.800 them it's hilarious you got to tell them when to laugh we should title this episode this podcast

02:06:37.440 is good actually we should name the podcast that a good a good podcast the good podcast is actually

02:06:44.940 a great name for a show does somebody have that name uh i don't know the best part you know

02:06:49.700 somebody probably has the best yeah i just wanted the best political show yeah he was uh it was

02:06:54.120 actually a bad show luke it was a pretty bad show luke rudkowski was uh seo maxing but not

02:07:01.540 doing it correct yeah he was doing it like in a like a kind of a retarded guy would like a

02:07:05.380 retarded russian dude would yeah i don't think he likes me anymore because uh one time when he was

02:07:09.880 you know showing boxing videos i told him that uh his form was bad alan page would win

02:07:15.340 and uh nothing actually i was like nick i know you heard i've never heard christianity explained

02:07:21.660 like this watch i don't think enough people think about g we're about to learn christianity from a

02:07:27.300 stand-up comedian and a gay dude so pay attention jesus from the jewish perspective this is gonna

02:07:34.260 go great just hear me out stay with me jews already had a god they really liked when one

02:07:42.160 day jesus came around claiming to be god imagine spending your entire life working at a company

02:07:47.520 for a boss you really liked

02:07:49.320 when one day the boss's son came in

02:07:51.420 claiming to be your new boss.

02:07:53.500 And we were like, no, you're not.

02:07:54.760 We have a boss.

02:07:55.640 We like the boss.

02:07:56.440 You're not the boss.

02:07:57.120 And he's like, I'm the boss.

02:07:59.220 We're like, no, you're not.

02:08:00.120 We have a boss.

02:08:00.960 We like the boss.

02:08:01.740 You're not the boss.

02:08:02.460 And he's like, I'm the boss.

02:08:04.140 We're like, no, you're not.

02:08:05.140 And he's like, oh, yeah, watch this.

02:08:06.620 Then he goes and fixes the printer.

02:08:10.980 Brings back enough coffee and donuts

02:08:12.740 from the break room for the entire office.

02:08:14.700 and all of a sudden some of the young employees are looking around like maybe he is the new boss

02:08:20.340 i would hate this one old employees they get nervous and they go and tell hr the romans

02:08:27.660 they don't want him to get fired they just want it written up on his file they just want someone

02:08:34.000 to take notice of the fact that he's causing trouble in the break room but hr fires him

02:08:38.340 hr fires him but everyone blames the employees

02:08:41.580 so then he goes and starts his own new company and offers everyone free health care and all

02:08:50.080 you have to do to get hired is acknowledge that he's the new boss and he got fired for your

02:08:53.080 mistakes okay h.r the romans absolutely got me that's actually a pretty well written

02:09:01.580 yeah yeah it's a very funny premise but it is uh very offensive inaccurate i'm extremely offended

02:09:07.920 You killed Jesus.

02:09:09.020 You killed him.

02:09:09.980 There's a lot of, yeah, this guy's Jewish.

02:09:11.700 There's a lot of brushing over the details here.

02:09:14.380 We didn't want him to die.

02:09:15.500 But when you're telling a good joke, Nancy, get the fuck off our stage, Nancy.

02:09:19.780 Hi.

02:09:20.820 Hi.

02:09:21.760 What's up?

02:09:22.120 How you doing?

02:09:23.580 Fine.

02:09:24.520 Just in time for us to end the show.

02:09:27.180 Well, we have one more clip.

02:09:28.080 Okay, fine.

02:09:29.040 I didn't have internet.

02:09:31.080 Neither did we for a while.

02:09:32.480 Must be a pandemic.

02:09:34.480 Epidemic, Nancy.

02:09:35.840 You have anything to do with that?

02:09:38.580 No.

02:09:39.960 All right, let's watch this clip and get out of here.

02:09:41.660 All right.

02:09:41.860 I can't believe she did that to us again.

02:09:44.060 How to curse your home.

02:09:45.840 I did like that.

02:09:46.600 I did like it, though.

02:09:47.620 It was good.

02:09:47.980 I thought it was good.

02:09:49.080 Yeah.

02:09:49.640 It's superficial.

02:09:50.240 The Jewish are funny.

02:09:51.520 Yeah, that's what they do.

02:09:52.440 That's something they don't get a lot of praise for.

02:09:55.060 I think the whole hat thing is supposed to be a joke.

02:09:57.380 Oh, like, it's a silly looking hat.

02:09:59.080 They know it's funny.

02:09:59.860 They know it's funny.

02:10:00.720 But then it's even funnier to make you go, be serious about it.

02:10:03.440 They also know, like, the curls are funny.

02:10:05.240 Yes.

02:10:05.720 Yeah.

02:10:06.460 The square on my head is funny.

02:10:07.660 look at my deformed child that's funny too don't say it funny haha don't say it or i'll fuck your

02:10:13.280 kids and then they do it which is funny oh all right how to curse your home oh boy all right

02:10:20.480 avoid swearing well that's gonna be rough i mean man who uses much swearing shall be filled with

02:10:29.420 iniquity and the plague i don't know a lot of y'all are hanging out with people they're dropping

02:10:33.920 the f-bomb every other minute people who are spiritually minded what happens after somebody

02:10:39.500 drops the my mom curses just as much as anybody that i know also we've we've pretty much hammered

02:10:44.780 this out that that's not what it's meant a curse yes a curse is a spiritual proclamation not uh

02:10:51.760 a fucking four-letter word you dumb bitch yeah cut your hair listen this guy you dirty motherfucker

02:10:57.420 bitch faggot f-bomb from the intentions of the heart the mouth will speak negative intention

02:11:05.080 rotates around the f word okay okay so this guy is just new age then

02:11:09.860 have you thought about combing your hair did you just show me a picture of a globe when god

02:11:15.620 show with his handiwork in the firmament when you break it down it says f you king oh no that

02:11:20.100 might be you know what i'm saying his house shall be full of calamities all such swearings shall be

02:11:26.960 far from the righteous and they shall not wallow in their sins because of their cussing and their

02:11:33.620 accursing and you will be judged for every word that proceedeth from your mouth or words are

02:11:37.600 either blessing or cursing other people they're your curse right that's it you look fucking

02:11:42.260 stinky well that's not a curse either that's a dumb stinky bitch that's a proclamation you can

02:11:47.520 change it that's just an identifying uh reality here here ginger man i'll i'll clear it up for

02:11:53.700 you if i said you have dreadlocks and it doesn't look good your hair looks uncomely i think you're

02:12:02.520 a faggot you're acting like a faggot did you say uncomely uncomely literally what is happening

02:12:10.520 she's doing her thing oh my god nancy uncomely in the sense of the word i think you mean

02:12:14.520 uncomely meaning like comely like you like no but that's not a word comely is a word

02:12:20.580 uncomely? Comely is a word

02:12:23.480 comely means like pleasant to look at

02:12:25.140 uncomely. No, no, no, that's comely

02:12:26.880 uncomely. No, it's not

02:12:28.660 yeah. No, what are you talking about?

02:12:31.180 Anyway, these are proclamations

02:12:32.680 these are just things that I'm saying that you can change

02:12:34.740 if I said you're always gonna be

02:12:36.940 like that, there's no hope for you to ever

02:12:39.000 change from being a faggot

02:12:40.400 that you are going to

02:12:42.480 X, Y, and Z. You're gonna keep

02:12:45.060 making these gay videos

02:12:46.460 you're gonna be a stinky bitch forever

02:12:48.160 I know I'm right

02:12:50.420 but the word doesn't have like a a b like raven's thinking yeah i'm saying uncomely

02:12:58.720 i was using it in in a very smart way uncomely you see because this guy has clearly not combed

02:13:06.440 his hair it's not a word i'm looking at it right now it says did you mean uncomely how do you spell

02:13:12.140 it uncomely is u-n-c-o-m-e-l-y like the word come no no i've read i've read a lot of books

02:13:20.900 as a matter of fact in the count of monte cristo comely and uncomely are words used to describe

02:13:26.480 woman constantly you meant uncomed that's comely and uncomely no you all right no no no no you

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