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In the shadow of the ancient ones, they never went away. They're still here today. In this episode of the Baron Top Lobson Productions, we take a deep dive into the world of modern worship music. We look at some of the most popular songs in Christian music today, and try to make sense of why they might not be what you think they are.
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Two episodes of the Baron Top Lobson Productions
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The idea behind that, Matt, is that, and I know you like to say that,
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oh, music doesn't really matter, all this shit, blah, blah, blah.
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I can look back and remember, like, where I was at when I heard certain songs
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and the fact that it happened on me, my whole, music is incredibly powerful.
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David, do you remember when he was saying things like, oh, this doesn't matter,
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Yeah, lay out the premise for the audience
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because they don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
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We were talking about a new segment possibly for straight Bible
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where we look at some of the modern contemporary worship songs,
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maybe even older ones, like Great Is Thy Faithfulness is a banger.
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and read it where it comes from and extrapolate a Bible study off of it.
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we'll also go down into what the music is happening because like that song right off the
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bat they're like c major c augmented then we're going to an f and then and then a g minor which
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is outside the key there should be three three things so you can judge it on its uh musical
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technicality uh-huh and matt can judge it on its application of scripture and whether or not it
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even makes sense and i could judge it on whether or not it's gay and cringe okay hang on so all of
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the old hymns any of the old stuff especially like uh wesley brother's stuff uh john wesley
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was preaching and like charles wesley was basically putting music to to uh john wesley's
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doctrine or whatever he was preaching yeah like that like all that stuff crushes dude all that's
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like biblically sound and i think they probably copy some of those today and do a modern so like
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those would be all of the og hymns are incredibly biblically grounded like better than a sermon
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today sure but musically musically today the music's well there's like a simplification of
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the music today where we're within this like tet system it's called like a equal temperament system
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is this the formulaic pop adaptation in a way yes but there are new songs that do break that
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formulaic pop that are interesting they don't they don't break the format but they break some
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of the rules but here's what here's what i'm getting at and why i think it might be important
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matt because a lot of these songs are scripturally based and a lot of people will remember scripture
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based off the song now i'll tell you a story my my wife oh where's my button my wife can i throw
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this in there right now since you just took a breath what's the motive behind writing it like
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like that's what i'm always saying is like the og books the books from the library that are 100 200
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years old or whatever the motive was like helping the church or uh fulfilling things in the kingdom
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him a god what about pleasing the lord reason like the reason books are written today is for money
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the reason the music is made today is for money so nobody's out there trying to please the lord
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no more i mean it just seems a little sketch of source rex that it all is so weird vibey doesn't
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really have the intended effect you know what i don't have baby christian and it was stinky
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and it was stinky and it was i don't like the ones that uh craig that make it so like they're
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singing about a relationship with jesus but it sounds like a like a it could be a boyfriend yeah
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like a boyfriend song like a poppy boyfriend again what's the effect that it's having on people
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it's none no effect it may be feel very emotional in that moment but it's not like it's changing
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anything in people's life but that's because the motive that it was written for was money
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well i'll argue back a little bit with that so and i'm gonna have her number one fuck you nigga
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how dare you um my wife we'll go back to the beginning here okay her uh her sister-in-law
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i guess our stepsister right that's what it would be uh yeah i don't want to tell her like her
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entire story because i want to have her come in here and tell the story her stepsister was
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steeped in witchcraft and the occult okay started having living in florida started having like
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crazy interactions um stuff was happening to her and i'll let her explain it when she does come
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down christina's stepsister just docks my family go ahead max yeah go ahead you don't say people's
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name i always say my wife's name my wife i say my kid's name yeah because i don't want to save my
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wife we very rarely say our wife's name i know i know everybody knows your family's names i'm just
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scared that she's going to run off and make her own podcast oh called uh christina and cindy
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podcast oh yeah they were creating a podcast a joke one time it was called pictures my husband
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never hung it's just shit that is around the house that never got fucking nailed up on the
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wall you know that kind of a deal yeah you know what i'm talking about but anyway so
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she's having these experiences in the chat she has uh stop she has her friend come over
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from new york uh old witchcraft friend or something like that her old witchcraft yeah yeah and they
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start dabbling and doing stuff and then she tells her at one point like i'm not comfortable with
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this you have to stop and her friend gets mad and she actually kicks her out she was like living
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with her here okay for a little while she kicks her out on bad terms uh christina's sister kicks
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out her friend on sort of bad terms sure is it because of this okay it's because of a fallout
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over like i don't know what it was but what you're doing don't practice this in my house though
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bitch yeah like going too far like into stuff that she was uncomfortable with and it was always a
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weird thing i could always tell that she was like doing something strange i just didn't know and i
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was like why are we always at odds me and you like we're sort of the same but we're at odds
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whether it's politically socially just everything in general couldn't figure out why and uh she
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starts she's telling me that her hand starts going numb and she starts having other crazy
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side effects and she recognizes it immediately she's like oh shit like the thing is happening
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what is she returning back to her crone stage or some shit no well so somebody's doing something
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to her something has happened here she was smart enough in the time like in that time to go to her
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aunt and her aunt is like a heavy christian so she starts like she's like like a big woman or
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heavy probably i don't know but she's like into it she knows what's up yeah and she's like you
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understand she tells her the brief and her aunt starts praying for her and she starts she's just
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in she's like that's it i know how to break it we're going in and she goes all in and i go all
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in on christianity yeah yeah for well i mean you know it's like it's a slow dive right but like
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from there so i asked her i said well what made you what made you have the sense like you're being
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attacked how did you step out of that right there and go okay this is the answer and she was like
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i was just like thinking of like she's like i didn't know what to do and i was thinking of like
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any kind of scripture or songs or whatever and it was like the songs really stuck in my head
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oh that's some of the songs that were scripturally tied and that reminded me of what i needed to do
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that's interesting because music is a great delivery vehicle for remembrance for the ability
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to kind of repeat a thing and it's got this melody associated with so you've got layers
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of um uh what's the word like anchor points so if you just remember a moment based off of
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experiencing it that's one thing but you could remember a moment based off of the music that
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was playing you could remember one based off of the things that you could smell at the time
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so adding layers of you know making something dynamic gives you more to attach a memory to
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so i asked her i said where because she went to catholic school and i was like what music like
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what songs are you remembering specifically sure catholics like they're not really they're singing
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boring shit to be honest it's boring i think it's pretty cool i don't think they even really sing
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songs at church they do hymns right or is it is it uh no it's that weird kind of like they're all
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yeah it's like chance yeah okay which can be beautiful i mean harmonically beautiful but like
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not something again in the contemporary mind it's not going to be cat when you're thinking of a if
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you've ever listened to music and then you start humming your own tune you're most likely humming
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in a pentatonic scale you don't even know you're going to do with five though i know that yes
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exactly there's gonna be job that's good five of the eight notes within that uh that major scale
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you're going to choose five of them and you're going to make a little melody around those five
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that's just how it is because that's how ingrained pop music is in our head right so when yeah that's
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just the rules yeah it's just quite it's just like rappers uh like there was always radio rap
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and then like real rap yeah like when i was a kid right and like the way they'd clown like the radio
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rappers was like it's just 16 bars and a hook it's just like you just follow the same yeah that
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guy papoose he could never be a mainstream rapper because he couldn't make a hook but he could rap
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his ass off yeah he'll he'll freestyle off the dome but he couldn't make a chorus that was catchy
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and so i'm sure like modern 501c3 church music is exactly the same there's probably real ones
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putting out real stuff but the majority of it's just this radio stuff that just gets played in
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99 of churches man didn't do like the alphabetical slaughter or whatever it was on chapelle's show
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he did at the end of one of the episodes where he just goes through like the whole a to z and just
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wrapped about whatever a word associated with the letter a to z but couldn't write a chorus
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because he's in the car with dave chapelle and he just does the whole thing yeah so uh you know
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it doesn't fit into the point she remembered so i was like all right it's not the catholic church
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that you remembered what the hell did you because you didn't go to church you would not what'd she
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remember we're on the edge of our seat me and christina would be in christina was living with
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her dad and she was living with you know the stepmom at the same time and i would be over
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there all the time and we were playing in the church and we would practice there all the time
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so i'm just there with my guitar and christina's singing she's like i remember some of the songs
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you retards were singing in the other room wow and i used to hate that and it's like i was like okay
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okay so now i'm like now i'm like thinking like damn what the fuck something is there there's
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something that's like been implanted in your head whether you like it or not so that music is there
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so now what i'm what i'm asking you to do matt look at i'm thinking no no because all i'm seeing
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is what was the spirit behind that music doesn't matter yes it does no it does not how the spirit
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room works it doesn't work like if i can get up and say right things and it has no effect on the
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people that's because yeah but god uses all things right god can use anything so god used that in that
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moment to plant this seed that she remembered years later one thing that led to her salvation
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every seed will will every fruit will bear seed like itself so whatever you are whatever you have
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whatever your motive is whatever you actually are behind the music that's what it will produce
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whatever it is when you preach or teach the bible that's what you will produce when you have kids
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you're going to produce like you i don't care what you tell them well i don't care what you
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say to them but this girl here so you were producing something powerful is what i'm saying
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is like you and christina must have been coming from the heart though but the way that you were
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doing it like where your spirit was at as you were putting it out that's the only way it could have
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that effect then you just beat your own argument it doesn't matter who wrote it or what they were
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doing because they ended up singing it and it planted seeds i'll tell you this right now yeah
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and even even more so the songs that we were singing at the time that was like early like
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15 years ago early worship songs hot dog shit they as far as like scripturally sound the message
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it's i know savage calm down it sucked they sucked what they did was nail the formula for the
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technique that you hear now that is like the worship song like and it has a very really like
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if it's just like the radio well no it's it's different there's more i mean no i'm just saying
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i'm not saying it's not the same music as the radio but the same way the rate yeah the radio
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figured out a formula so did the 501c3 system i'm just saying back then those songs the formula
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they were figuring it out and they figured out the formula slightly before the lyrics even
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because the lyrics were like and then they were like oh we better get the lyrics to catch up or
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we're gonna get busted yeah pretty much but that's all of them and all we're doing is just copying
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all of them all of them every single one of them i'm not doing this with you i think it's a great
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idea i really do i point is this is what i'm this is what i'm getting at if we take those songs and
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you have someone that has this in their memory already and the scripture is in the song now you
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just have a guy going like okay here's why that's important and here's where it is and go read the
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bible because somehow those bullshit songs stuck in that girl's head for 15 years or you know
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probably 10 years whatever however long it's been and then she was able to remember that to go get
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the correct guidance and now when i call her she reads the bible every day i don't even read the
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bible every day no you don't she's like really doesn't read it at all she's really like in it
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and she jewish jewish jewish just saying you hate her no it's actually it's a it's a fantastic
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dynamic matt because her mother doing this her mother's jewish like depressed her uh her
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grandmother is also jewish she's actually a very nice lady okay to be honest they're they're stuck
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in it you can tell there's like this weird family iniquity kind of shit going on there
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and she's out of it she's out of it somehow she stepped out and now she's like trying to like get
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her mom out and she's sure and i'm like hey listen i see what you're doing with your mom
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you're gonna you're gonna aggravate her if you do that you gotta step back there's another thing at
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play here whoa did you just fucking do the hand of shut the fuck up yes no no it was it was like
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the hand of god there's another thing i play here as you're telling the story i'm like oh that's
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Okay, good point. Because you're like, no, look, these songs can't have
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an effect the allergy shots right you get them in such low doses over and over and over and over
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yeah and that way it never has an effect when you do get hit with that thing you're allergic to
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because you had this low dose over and over and over that's what most of the modern 501c3 people
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is happening to them with with the word of god and with the music it's just this low dose it's
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never meaningful they're just around it all the time it never really you know we're talking about
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something that should be producing like profound effect and it's not so it just kind of builds up
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you just build up this tolerance over and over and over when the real thing comes and hits hard
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you're kind of already immune to it she's the opposite she wasn't around it so that low dose
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did did make a difference to her that what she got hit with oh sure i agree with that she wasn't
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around it to where she learned like through her uh spirit or what they called the subconscious
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like oh okay this is just a game she never learned that she never she never figured that out but i'll
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be honest too i'm listening i'm playing the songs like back then with my wife my wife and i don't
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even know the words i just know that they suck like these words or whatever i know the keys
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didn't you kind of know the words where you're like like like free the chorus like the catchy
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part for the chorus but like the verses honestly as a guitar player this is none of my business
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i know when i'm supposed to be changing compartmentalization there yeah yeah so i'm
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not even and i also keep in mind one foot out of the church at the time what do you want mason
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what what i didn't really do a show because we wanted to talk to you let me go see i don't know
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well we're doing a show depends on who it is you know i think it's great though because what it
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does is it immediately builds in a three-star system you you know you're you're ranking it on
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on the musical technicality like you said whether or not it applies to scripture and whether or not
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it's cringy and gay and that's kind of cool because at the end of every episode we can go
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how many stars out of three you know maybe a thing sucked on its on its you know a complexity
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as far as the the instrumentation and such but maybe it does have a killer message and maybe
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it's strictly is not gay yeah or maybe it's crushes on the music crushes on the message but
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is very cringy also like hey i know you've heard these songs over and over again and they probably
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sound like womp womp womp to you but it's like well here's the backstory behind it yeah here's
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what they're saying and he was like i love that i think that's a great idea oh what's up hey
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not yet not yet we can't change anything because we have hard wire for the wi-fi and everything
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right oh is there any reason to switch the at&t guy uh honestly at t right i don't want anything
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to do with talking about internet maybe for the rest of my life uh i don't know it depends on no
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we could switch the service provider but i don't know i guess depends on the price and how fast
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stuff is but we talk the one that our box comes with automatically is a 400 plus right now
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i have no clue what he's saying you understand everything i understand all right but yeah we'll
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talk about it after then but how much is it right this is bad podcasting the phone for the business
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and the internet is just uh 90 a month all right we'll talk about it he knows what's up yeah
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my number of emails on it so just call me or anything like that thanks for coming bro thank
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you you gotta hit the thing yeah take it nancy's i gotta take nancy's nancy take it off loop um
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yeah so if that same song was like you heard it around a campfire if you heard that song around
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a campfire like you were just chilling camping one day with all these families having a good time
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and somebody just busted out the guitar and came from the heart with like bible based lyrics it
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probably have a different effect on you than you just show up at this 501c3 system you know it's a
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show you know they practice three times this week you know this is all based on the performance
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because they need to bring them on in you don't want to be a part of something where these guys
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need to practice it you got to have some lousy guy or raw stuff in the scripture like you have
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like um was it paul and barnabas that were in jail and they just start singing and praying god out
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loud and then boom there's an earthquake like they weren't practicing that song and like there is
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power and music the old church that i used to go to the old people like they have no idea they go
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like i'm just gonna start singing and they start singing and then they're like accompany me and
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they point to the keyboard and the keyboard player is like i know this song but you could be in one
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of 12 keys and now i have to figure out what key you're in and then yo that's why you know what i
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transpose everything it was crazy watching owen do that crazy watching owen like kind of he's like
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he's he's massaging and he's looking for it and then he finds it and he starts going he owen
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probably has something called uh what's this called uh not perfect dysplasia hip dysplasia
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synesthesia no no like general perfect general pitch or something like that i forget what it's
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called where like you could hear and know and you're like okay i know that one and now everything
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around that we can now yeah you know where you're fishing at least right you know the fishing spot
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kind of a deal yeah what you're talking about is extremely hard you're talking about a musician
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who practices six times a week and who's also trying to find the fishing spot of a bunch of
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non-trained musicians who are just fucking belting shit out in the in the audience you can totally
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do that if you have a musician that's at that skill level but then why not have five more at
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that skill level you're just saying like two people in prison can't just start singing and
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it sounds rad yeah you could okay all right but oh no man everything has to be turned into a show
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everything has to have like everything pitch per like nah man i feel like voices could just
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make a straw man out of top lobster yeah i just feel like even when you are you beating the shit
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i feel like straw man in front of us even when you like hear the um pirates singing songs and
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stuff you know like the pirates who are like if your eye calls you to sin you rip it out if your
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hand calls you to sin you cut it off if you're mad cause you to sin you cut it off and so they're
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like singing together like these rad songs in harmony they didn't need 10 like hours and hours
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of practice that they just went hard okay so we're gonna start with people in europe when
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they're drinking and watching soccer and they start singing like come on dude people do it
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and it's not a point they're getting kicked out before the boards are getting kicked out but we
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should run a poll today let's run a poll if you're interested in the structure of that episode as
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we've described it here and you want to see that um uh nancy do you know how to run a poll you
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bitch hey sorry talk like that like that man see like you have to harmonize well this is what i'm
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saying like there's no you can't do it naturally if you don't how do the pirates do it okay so
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how do the pirates do it how do people do the pubs in europe they're not harmonizing they're
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singing together that sounds rad okay but there's there are levels of beauty that you can bring to
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stuff it sounds rad if you've got a lot of people singing the same thing sure that's that's a chorus
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but if you have a lot of people that are singing all right so the chord tones what what notes make
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up a c major chord do you know a plus b equals no this is what i'm saying if you but if you do
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know then you could harmonize if somebody sings a c someone sings an e someone sings a g and then
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if you someone else sings a d and you're saying nobody can just come from the heart and sing and
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it sounds cool i'm sure that you could stumble upon it but you wouldn't be able to understand
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what you're doing and do it again okay practice this is just refining skills guys one's in the
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chat if you want to see it two's in the chat if you don't want to see it matt's like matt's like
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practice we're talking about practice you can just come up here and play practice no it's just
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you're putting on such a big show with so much stuff then of course what if you come from the
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heart just singing well and what if you suck yeah you probably all right what if god's like yeah
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what again what are we doing there it's we're just entertaining people or is god like yo i hear you
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it's yeah you guys don't have the c major and the e minus the bd or whatever the other things are
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but yo you guys sound good and you're coming from the heart and that's what matters thing when i
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you said sound good what if they don't sound good what if it's so bad that everyone's like
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yo can you shout out for my heart how about this man on tuesday tomorrow right we're doing straight
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bible shout out straight bible shout out the straight bible growing on youtube yeah dude
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crushing on youtube very nice yes i do me a favor do me a favor don't write any scripture
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uh don't don't write a plan oh yeah it's a whole thing it's got to fucking study and then compare
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it to the time for you i don't like what you're doing guys all you do is press one
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and hit enter or two or hit enter those are raw that's what the q a is those are great i feel like
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those q a's are great yeah but they're not straight five that's what i'm saying no but
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they're great can we just get into the thing i don't want to go this long and then the raven's
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like guys no it's not me a panda fly of all people you're gonna say what i'm saying though
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right of course he's finding any reason he can to throw kakai will you do it i would love to do it
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I'm just making the point that the show is so bad.
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All right, guys, we're going to read this story.
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So, okay, this comes from someone who's identified themselves as four eyelids.
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my brothers and sister nancy in christ uh one time i was in the back seat of a blue osmobile
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young i was the fuck are you yoda young i was um mom was sitting in the seat in front of me
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that's pretty good we was waiting for dad to come out of work and drive us all home
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often i played the running on power lines and building slash obstacle game you know that thing
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right where you're looking out the window as you're a kid and you're making your fingers run
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oh yeah i like that game yeah my son does that does he good keeping the tradition going uh i was
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young but we sat still awaiting for dad to come out of the building i gazed gazed that's a crazy
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way to spell gazed i think that's on purpose though and i'll allow it g-a-y-s-d i gazed
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all around looking for something to occupy my time flip that please oh no game boy that's a
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big bummer i wonder are you a millennial four eyes four eyelids um poor oh that could have been
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the problem too yeah yeah uh looking all around after everything within view has been seen i
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decided to check out the clouds when immediately the first cloud i see is the biggest with others
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much smaller in size but nowhere near as distinct as the big one why is there music in the background
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this is how it goes every fucking time you guys always do music behind it yeah dude we always do
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music okay okay i'm sorry keep reading act like you've been here before okay relax and you guys
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didn't used to do music we've always done fucking music uh all right so it looks like we are doing
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the poll i'm gonna remove the poll nancy can you remove the poll thank you very much nancy i'm very
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busy reading four eyelid story um so it was a very distinct shape it was a typical ufo shaped disc
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with the dome on top so much better with the music when i put it i love it yeah it's very
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soothing yeah spooky it had the stance as if it were being displayed i don't know what that means
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i could see the top of it it wasn't cloud-esque as much as it was cookie cuttered out of the clouds
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to make a cloud textured ufo perfectly sharp lines that made a craft-like cloud i've seen those
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before right you can see pictures where it's like a giant what looks like an ominous ufo on the
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horizon but it's a it's a cloud it's just shaped perfectly like a ufo which is i don't know do they
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make clouds in perfect circles are you all right what's going on shane cashman might know uh rock
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shepherd says daughter donald marshall interesting dude i like donald marshall who's that he's a guy
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that hold on hold on a second real quick donald marshall is a dude who claims to be the clone of
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a dude who is still in a deep underground military base whom elites pay money to show up
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butt fuck abuse torture kill and move on to the next clone and he shares sort of a cognitive line
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to these clones and he talks a lot about vril right which is this sort of parasitic thing
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vril lizards yeah vril lizards all that shit i've tried to get him on the show before i think he's
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fucking lying i think he's or not that he's lying i think he's very wrong and all the ideas are
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coming into his head from god knows what but i don't think he is one of many clones i can't hear
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myself over his voice sometimes i can't hear over i'm sorry it's the way my fucking voice is
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uh but i don't think that that dude is is um okay i think he's all fucked up you don't think so
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why are you looking at my thighs like this relax dude just do the show are you taking pictures of
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my thighs no those shoes are great dude that's for the next q a yeah okay so he's looking out
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the window there's a ufo in a cloud okay got it shout out to donald marshall after about a six or
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seven second gaze i yet gaze but this time it's spelled correctly i yell at my mom sitting in
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front of me mom mom nice uh to which she responds what look out the windows i said what what at
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what honey you scared me look out the windows look up stupid bitch you stupid bitch just look
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please i said i said yes uh just then my dad got into the car and began normal conversations with
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my mom and i feverishly i tried to get him to look at whatever i seen in the sky this is probably
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cool if it was in a cartoon or in like a movie like she's like mom mom mom look and then mom's
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up and the dad gets in hey honey so how was the hot chocolate big UFO cloud oh by the way Amy
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says I actually believe him it's not it's not that I don't believe that the things that Donald
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Marshall is describing take place it's like a Nathaniel or a Nathan Reynolds Reynolds kind of
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a situation where I'm like I don't know what the fuck you're talking about I'm sure there's a lot
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of truth to what you're saying but I can kick your ass but I don't think you fucking have anything to
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do with it and donald is is a he's a bizarre guy and after he declined to come on the podcast i now
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will do nothing but uh bash him so my dad he gets in they get into this conversation feverishly i
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tried to tell him about whatever i seen in the sky but they ignored me thinking i was just being a
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faggy little kid like normal as i look back up shortly after dad got into the car the thing i
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saw in the sky was gone so was any trace of the other smaller clouds pure blue sky all around
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all the way home that concludes the first mention worthy experience by the way i was in orlando
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this weekend were you yeah and we're at the hotel just chilling when i say just chilling like
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fucking chilling hell yeah like bosses and i'm looking no kids just fucking chilling hell yeah
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yeah looking up at the sky and i mean every 30 minutes black helicopter or two oh flying by
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in a lot of black people in orlando and they're on the run typically started it started having me
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like tweaking a little bit because i'm like this fucking black every 30 minutes like you're getting
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you're trying to relax it's vacation man no not for me but like i'm like what's going on in orlando
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and i know the whole thing about the nephilim uh miami monsters and like somebody got somebody
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got like a witness testimony together and they formulated like a compilation of what they might
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have saw some crazy shit okay and i'm just like oh are you talking about that like sort of ai video
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like this is what people yeah might have basically are describing yeah they combined everything um i
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saw that that was a weird it was in orlando no no that was in miami that was like two years ago
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damn let's do it when the show first started pretty much shit so i'm seeing these helicopters
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i'm like damn son something's going down but so then we drive we go to like a restaurant or
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whatever and i'm telling i'm telling my wife hold on my wife yeah and and then she goes yeah that
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is a little strange and then boom we see the black helicopter and it flies and it crosses the highway
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super low and it goes right into a lot uh next to a building that says helicopter tours and i was
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like fuck man i'm going crazy you gotta relax bro you're doing helicopter tours in unmarked black
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helicopters that's totally a thing in orlando dude were you down on like i drive like international
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drive yeah i guess i was in orlando i was in orlando for the disney water parks and they
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also had helicopter tours and i was looking at that and i was going um no i wouldn't i wouldn't
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do that i wouldn't do a helicopter tour oh wait this is great nancy brought up that image so this
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is supposedly what people were describing nancy wow look good job man she's great this is what
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what people were describing was moving through the hallways of miami mall and of course this is
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some sort of uh ai's interpretation but it's like they said that a bunch of people in the mall in
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miami saw something that was like this is the best way they could what's interesting is a large
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there is a video entity there was a video at least at a time i don't know if we could still
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find it but it was similar to this similar to that yeah and they said it was fake and they said
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well i don't know if they said it was fake i mean it was clearly a real video it was just like what
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are you seeing are you seeing answer elohim the only reason i'm looking at this is because we're
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looking at the video oh no we're not the only reason i see scenario you're about to go on your
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first helicopter flight the pilot is black no no i'm not getting on a helicopter you're not no wait
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crazy look at what happened to spirit airlines oh because you say like the craziest stuff about
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them so you'd be like maybe get mad at you there's a chance of that no i just not i don't have time
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for a stop at the local bodega for some purple drink you want some weed no i'm not
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come in jamaica i have a play i have shit to do dude why are we stopping at the
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here's the reality here's the reality i know it's gonna sound racist but it is the reality
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there's been way too much uh what's the word like uh uh man what do they call it when they
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give black people shit for like like they're greating you on a curve um lynching what are
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we talking about what are you saying what are you saying what are you saying no no no um uh
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affirmative action oh okay there's too much so let's say you get 100 on a test if a black person
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takes the same test they can also get 100 but realistically they scored an 85 because of uh
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sure yeah dei macabala says there's a lot of that there's a lot of that so when i see somebody when
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i see one of them driving a plane change the score because of their skin tone yeah yeah they'll grade
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them on a curve so you're saying if you took a test friday you'd get a certain score because
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your skin tone's a little different today after that long weekend at the hotel you score different
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today if i took a standardized iq test stop it because i'm looking good in my tan if i took a
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standardized iq test and i told them and i told them that i was puerto rican oh yeah they would
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immediately give you at least 10 more points yeah huh by the way we had a black lady did you see
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this black lady got mad on the comments of the last video say hi to the people yeah mason say
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i'm saying a while camera four right there go over by top side so that there's room yeah don't
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To me because you do like this big bird thing and she already broke our door wreck it Ralph you did break our door
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She stomped it. There's our buddy. Say hi, Mason
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Now what was I saying I was saying that we got a lady
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on the youtube comments and she's black okay hold on we'll get okay okay but the reason i wouldn't
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get on the helicopter is because they are like there is grading on a curve if i like if i took
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the test you're being totally serious being totally serious if i take an iq test if i take
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a standardized iq test on like one of these uh come like a legitimate company or like somewhere
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in a college or whatever they would grade me higher because of my ethnicity who sent us the
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thing did you send the thing where there was like i i don't even know what it was but it was like
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black folks in the video and uh why did he say why you want to laugh already no it was like all
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these different yeah it was like pineapple oh yeah yeah yeah what was that situation oh there
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you sent that was it was it like pickles i'm sorry what do you mean what was that situation
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that situation was called socio-economic factors matt these are like people eating
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pineapples that have been pickled in high c that's the situation the whole video was that or was it
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like different i thought it's them buying the spears oh that's it's them buying it by the
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the palate they're buying it by the palate pineapples dunked in high c like that's all
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no pickled not dunked but like submerged submerged 24 hours refrigerated is it pickling if there's
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no salt i don't know it depends how you define it there's fermentation involved or not or if it's
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just like while you look for a video i'm gonna i'm gonna read a comment from a black woman that
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was mad at the last episode that i posted she said while you're having fun making fun of blacks who
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say we was how about learn about learn the lifespan of each type of blood cell i'm sure it's hard to
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fathom me being black and hispanic but was a laboratory technician for 24 years okay so she's
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lab tech lab tech for 24 years yeah black people do phlebotomy a lot right they says receiving a
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blood transfusion to save your life does not change you eating it is the sin okay fair all
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right uh each type of blood cell has a lifespan also one of noah's wives was black do you even
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know the prophet zephania and simeon was black if jesus are they prophets are those just like
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new testament people no zephania is an old testament prophet okay uh if jesus was portrayed
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as a black man all this time i wonder how many white christians there would be or even better
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if he was as a black man this time to judge all those who did what they did to blacks i'm lost
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imagine that i'm lost too but i did have a conversation with my wife hold on wait there's
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one last sentence really after that romantic weekend you can't get her off your mind i've
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never seen you talk about her so much she also says that the jewish lady doing the interviews
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is the lady from big bang theory it's interesting because what she's saying here is like if jesus
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was a black man i wonder how many white christians there would be and also if he is a black man he's
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gonna judge those. If Jesus was a black man, why would he allow this?
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what was she showcasing there christian show she was showcasing something she said this pit
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ain't got no bottom and she slapped the back of her throat with a with a with a pineapple
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with a pineapple glizzy oh no babe it's crazy out here boy what'd you think about that matt
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you like that i would start selling them at the shop you would sell them at the shop yeah
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cho just said that it's a good idea man you don't have the customer base for it though
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that's true popular no i mean you do it they will come yeah don't do that do not do that
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wait wasn't that the context of when you said that you said let me tell you start serving
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these in the coffee shop this is what i said and they start showing up i will move this studio
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again i don't i hate being so racist but i was asking do you i was asking my wife well i do hate
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i hate it i hate it because i'm trying to be better you are we're on the lake raven not so
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much we're paddle boarding on the lake having a very nice uh afternoon this last weekend and
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that's a great place to be because they can't get out there they can't get there they can't swim
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that's right they can't even afford the hotel that was specifically why he went so i turned to i turned
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to my wife and i go am i being an asshole or because we walk in and the first thing we do
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yeah we go is this place nice and then how do you judge if it's nice oh i know how you don't
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it's nice don't do it let's just go to this you just have a look around let's just go to the
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spooky story can we just get into the spooky story all right we do have it now the question
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is uh because i'm asking her i'm like be honest yep be honest because i know i'm a jerk uh is
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that is that what you did is that what people do yeah and she goes look to judge the skin tone
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who's walking around the hotel is that not a good way to tell if you're in a place let me tell you
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Let me tell you something I know what you're saying that but if I walk into a hotel and there's nothing but black people I am leaving
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it depends on where you go because cultures are different all you're naming is shitholes no dude
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you've never gone to atlanta atlanta beautiful we've been in atlanta together it was horrific
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elizabeth new jersey has beautiful spots it's a shithole no i don't know anyway so i turn to my
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wife and i say am i being an asshole or is that like a real thing and she goes she goes you know
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like people do that yeah and i go think of the most liberal person you know do you think they
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do that and they know they'll never say it out loud but do they do it in their head and she goes
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yeah they do it and i go okay okay yeah but then against their better judgment they still commit
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to it right they get stabbed and yeah or maybe not maybe they just have like a bad time around
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ghetto people maybe they smell a lot of different if i see black folks i'm like yeah it's probably
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they're probably gonna be having some fun me is that legal guys me and we're in the pool and a
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bunch of puerto ricans showed up right next to the shallow end of the people who you're more racist
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against them black people because i know who they are they come in and they're talking all this
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talking fast the puerto rican at the barber shop was saying the same thing dude he hates puerto
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rican i don't hate him cala no he was saying he hates them because in puerto rico they know what's
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up they won't try me like that no cala yeah don't try me like that this is a place this place had a
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precious metals conference in it it's mostly precious metals people and the homies from pr
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were there yeah they show up we look at them they start folding the tables they immediately get
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I know, but Spanish people with music and dancing
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by the pool is fun. Then they want to fight the worker
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anyway the point is is that like i saw them coming and i go okay here goes the whole thing
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here goes my family's exact opposite we've been five minutes people come to the pool like let's
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go they're probably gonna get music out they're probably gonna start dancing mason what's up
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what is happening that's so funny because he i i see the same thing matt when a group of spanish
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people come to the pool i go great they're probably gonna get music out they're gonna
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start dancing they're probably gonna have which is dope they're gonna start smoking weed my kids
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they're gonna start laughing they're gonna be drinking and shit they're gonna get louder and
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louder all right right back to the main back to the main point so i go so all right so i'm an
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asshole because i say it right and she goes yeah people think you are because you do say it out
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loud and it's the same thing with the helicopter but i go okay if this is a de facto true statement
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if that's real yeah because we and every time we do this and we go yep i'm gonna avoid that
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and we're right or if we go if we go over there expect this and we're right if that is true then
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god knows and if god knows that that is true this is a perception thing so 100 a perception thing
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you're saying like you know how many good times me and my wife and kids would have missed out
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on like fun times that we laughed and had a good time if we got up and left the pool when spanish
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people showed up and started playing music and smoking weed like like some of the kids funnest
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times when we were little was when spanish people showed up played music started smoking weed and
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And you were like, I'm gonna bring my kids over there.
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No, we were all gonna bring my fucking kids over there.
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Hey guys, why don't you come interact with me and my fucking kids?
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Do I smoke a little weed with these fucking island people?
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You gotta let your kids see what's happening on the earth, man.
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Yeah, but you can't separate that from the violence that comes next.
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Sure, it's fun. And I've had a lot of my, I've had my share of ghetto fun.
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You know how many quinceaneras this motherfucker's been to?
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That's fun. At least 12. Okay? I've done it.
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Have you been to more quinceaneras than bar mitzvahs? Be honest.
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Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there's more Puerto Ricans than there are Jews.
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Now point is, is like, so if that is true, God knows.
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How did, how do you expect me to behave around this?
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I'm not going to get on that helicopter. That's not a sin.
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God's probably like, God's like, don't get on that helicopter.
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You know when certain snakes have certain colors to like, you know,
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ward you away. I don't like black snakes, black snakes, ironically,
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the safest yeah I mean they will bite you they do get violent okay look black racers are great
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for the ecosystem they're so cool I love those things I wish we could say this so this was two
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years ago and I was at my parents house oh this is the next story Matt derailed this he really
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derailed this show you did this you love talking about racing this was two-ish years ago and I was
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at my parents house helping them with yard work in the backyard i was with my mom dad and
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my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife i know which one you're looking for
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i like it uh so i was with my dad and wife we was all hardly doing anything at the time of the
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occurrence just bullshitting back and forth there was a brief pause in the conversation i looked up
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to the clouds this fucking guy in his clouds again huh this guy's in the clouds like they look like
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different shapes have you ever noticed at this point in my life i was heavy into all conspiracies
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at that time specifically i was into debunking this youtuber can't recall the channel name uh
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for for uh i'm way past this conspiracy by now but he called himself doc doc brown doc brown
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doc would post videos of volcano plumes of smoke bombing videos with smoke clouds and storm videos
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okay doc would show the original video and edit it to show the dark bright highlights in the
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clouds that resemble faces faces of entities uh both demonic and angelic spelled angelic
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that's the thing is like because i remember that 9 11 on the twin towers they showed like a
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like a devil in the that happens a lot but it's like what do you do with smoke falling right
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yeah i remember that but it's like what do you do with that not falling right right well it was
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like rising just to fall no you're right not bad he was big around the time of the hawaiian laser
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attack terrorist attack as he called it anyway my oh that wasn't even that long ago um anyways my
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point was i was into what he was saying just trying to understand where he was coming from
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because he would say shit like sky machines cloud machines look at those machines up there that's
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interesting yeah it's a weird way to phrase it in a hushed whisper tone whisper-esque whisper-esque
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tone-esque is like this guy is just making you he'd just be saying shit in a hushed whisper-esque
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tone he would circle in red the dots and eyes and oh he would dot the eye so he would show you like
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faces mouths horns in the clouds all filmed on his tablet with screen record hold on real quick
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okie dokie you get on that helicopter though see that's because you asked me and that's fair
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you know like hey god's got me what do i got to fear there's a zero percent chance i go to get
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on a helicopter and go oh this human has black skin i'm not getting on the helicopter you don't
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think twice zero percent no okay but what i just told you that information where if he goes to
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helicopters and i don't know if this is in helicopter school but they do they're doing
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this shit in medical school have you never met like incredibly intelligent black people yeah we
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talk to one he's gonna be on friday shout out to maybe is he coming this friday he's coming this
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right it's cool yeah okay here's a better question somebody cuts you off in traffic it's a dirty old
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nissan ultima with tints you're pretty pissed off because it made you like jerk the wheel
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you finally get up alongside of them and you're ready to start yelling at donald and you look at
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him and he's a black dude and he's a black dude got him are you gonna say like yo what the fuck
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you cut me off i'm not doing that to anybody so yeah well i mean you know i'm gonna probably if
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i'm with my family i'm gonna go what's this lady doing and my whole car is gonna go why are you
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automatically assuming it's a female because it always is and i'm like let's pull up and find out
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yeah okay so but i'm never really gonna get mad i'm always gonna be like lord thank you that i
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don't really get i gotta be really glad i have yeah i don't think you would get mad no i don't
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get mad i feel like you're just like yeah whatever they're probably in a hurry i probably did that
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before too this is what happens because it happened not that long ago for a second or two i'll go what
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the fuck and then i'll like literally talk myself down i'll go ah you're all right yeah and then i
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just keep going because i'm not gonna have a road rage incident or last week you know
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let me show you really quickly what we're dealing with by and large
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do we notice he didn't have any objections to the ultima story though he's like yeah it would
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be an ultima nissan ultima that checks out oh my god this is going on bro hey
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There's certain apps where you can just like get in touch randomly with strangers and it cycles you through the strangers.
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But my understanding that these, like very often, it's just dudes beating their meat.
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so you show up and somebody's just beating their meat
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The guy with the hat how do you think this is gonna go
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The guy with the hat what do you think he's gonna do
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i don't know what do you think is that i don't like any of this okay i don't like it either
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because i literally was able to guess what do you think is oh yeah 100 what do you think is
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happening here clearly the guy with the blonde hair is gay so vince nailed that nailed it very
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easy to see this the other thing is also very easy to see if you just if you just let yourself
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see it if you just allow yourself to engage in all right well then we'll watch the video
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pattern recognition yeah yeah we're all a big family he's going in a loop right now what we'd
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sake yeah he's stuck in hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah oh he's just gonna do the same stuff over and
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over hell yeah he is super gay like that guy you can see instantly that he is gay yeah that blonde
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guy instantly yeah he has that feminine all right what do you think he's about to do i have no clue
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all right here we go in the way of talking you know what i mean let him speak a little bit bro
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because dave is in the he's in the live chat i was i realized because i'm like this dude we've
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talked about him before he has like some sort of talent you can't quit this guy i'm watching this
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and i'm like this is the greatest shit ever sam triply retweeted this oh yeah sam triply retweeted
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it's so funny because i retweeted it you're like yeah f this guy but you just can't quit him like
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you're in this guy because you know he he's kind of retarded but i i've openly stated since the
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jump that this dude is super talented yeah and he's very watchable used correctly like i don't i
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don't care about the being an asshole thing it doesn't immediately all right so wait what do
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you think he's about to do so this is gonna go outside and jump in his helicopter like
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i think it's obviously what's about to happen here we go here we go you gay guy you got
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searching that no shut the up oh i love that why are you why are you doing gun let me ask you
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my god let me ask you let me ask you oh he's mad because the he said that he what did that
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guy say he went chimping he went chimping he eventually went chimping as they say
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funny dude so so it wasn't even like there was nothing mean and they were laughing and they were
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having a good time but the nature the nature of it and let me tell you because i grew up you can
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see it when they go oh yeah shit no shit i grew up around them bro like this was my like in my
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friend group like i was wigger maxing right i grew up it's like all of a sudden like that type
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of character flips the switch you could be having a good time at the pool everything is chilling
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smoking blunts and all of a sudden boom i did something wrong guns out you stepped on my
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fucking jordans who even knows there's nothing even you just get stuck you get knocked out all
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kinds of crazy shit for no reason like that video you had the same story with a party with a guy
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in the interview sessions the other day that wasn't a black guy through the guy you just saw
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him switch everybody was in the table okay but i'm just saying you're like oh yeah and you know
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what's crazy he actually didn't commit any violence and he's schizophrenic because you got
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out of there dude no we didn't we just went to the they went to the next room and then they had
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demonic sex exactly all right well anyway uh he deleted his videos and was starting over i just
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had a totally different experience i guess with black folks my whole life than what you guys had
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i don't know how i went to an all-black church it was like the raddest place ever a statistically
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typical experience yeah uh if you look up the crime statistics you would say yeah that's a
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one-to-one your experience versus i think matt though has like a certain crazy aspect that black
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people respect it's like they do call me correct yeah they always have said like man but they say
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in general white folks are just crazy i got into it with a with a black kid when i was younger too
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i was like i forgot what he did i think he like came on the basketball court when i was on and
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he just kind of like probably shouldn't have been there yeah he's like oh get off the court they
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always like me because i could hoop and i well i can play i play too but i saw i was like no bro
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he was like what the fuck you said and then he started shooting and like dribbling we were
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playing a game and i took his bowl and i fucking threw it like down the street yeah it wasn't like
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and he looked at me he goes man mad respect yo and i was like mad respect yo i was about to fight
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like i like we're about to fight because what he did was retarded yeah like but you're in new york
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you had to fight over everything everything yeah it wasn't like that it was like somebody maybe
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thought i was a punk but then we play basketball they're like okay yeah this dude's legit yeah i
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mean that he respected the crazy and i'm like i'm not crazy like that you are no no no not like
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like like to fight you i don't know what exactly he did but i was like i'm gonna fight this fucking
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yeah that's uh i had a black friend growing up and he's still one of these dudes like to this
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day he's taking pictures with you know shit around bandanas and guns at the cameras and shit but he
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was like my best friend growing up for whatever reason he loved me but we fought almost daily
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almost daily i remember i uh was fighting him on his front lawn when his mom pulled up this
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wig and cabal and i thought i thought for sure because his mom pulled up that she was gonna
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scream at me because i had like he was on the ground i had just picked him up and slammed him
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on some shit like we went fucking crazy and she got out the car and said hey david how you doing
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baby and i was like hi my kid and then she went in the house and then like but but he loved me
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because i would fight him back but i mean like i'd be standing there my boy lebowski used to fight
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when we were kids man like like like rolling around fighting in soccer practice
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some of my buddies at soccer practice be like hey start making fun of lebowski and i'd be like
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lebowski your mom dresses you funny and like he'd start to lose he'd start to get like mad he'd
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start you know what i'm saying we would just start picking at each other but he was my guy
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did you show the check your shoes you got the new shoes he doesn't have them i cannot wear those
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but danny i had to stop hanging out with danny because danny would also fight everybody yeah
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i don't like so we would just be out doing regular shit and he would just somebody would
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look at him sideways and all of a sudden he'd be fighting people and so you know it was it was
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fighting around the world okay so uh here we go boom boom boom boom so i seen a sky full of clouds
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except for in this one spot it was perfectly cut out like a rectangle just blue skies as if it was
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cookie cuttered right out of the clouds i've seen shit like that that's kind of weird but the last
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one was a circle the strangest things was was that clouds would move and just be completely absent
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where the rectangle was so it's almost like they would pass through it and you wouldn't see them
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and eventually would pass out the other side almost as if the rectangle wasn't there at all
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you know how clouds move and change shape slightly as they cruise along yeah that's what was happening
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to the clouds even as it passed behind the rectangle out of the other side so by the time
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they came out the other side they had changed shape i i hope i'm conveying this as clearly as
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it seemed so simple yet out of the ordinary watch how he says i hope i'm conveying this as clearly
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as it seemed and it's like seem like clothing seemed yeah uh yeah i guess so yeah you are
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that's describing what it looked like as i noticed this phenomenon i watched for about a good 10
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seconds or so before i told my wife my wife my wife then my dad and my mom in that order
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and we basically just all went huh that's strange and went on with our yard work after we was done
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for that day why does he spell it like that uh after we was done i didn't part of it isn't that
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we was kang's isn't that well part of it is cheeky and part of it is actual you know grammatical
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errors um so after we was done for that day before my wife and i was about oh i'm sorry my wife and
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i was about to leave i reminisced with everyone about how weird that sky rectangle thing was
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and mom said we should have took a picture bitch why didn't we take a picture it was just so strange
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we all brushed it off as it was visible in the sky and after was like oh dang it after it was
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long gone and almost forgotten about anyway that concludes my two most memorable alien and ufo
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encounters that's worth the shit yeah well we could have gotten that was totally uneventful
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if you didn't fucking maybe i can have maybe you all can have a signature item from the coffee shop
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uh maybe nancy's can be called gookies and cream um
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gookies and cream is good gookies is crazy we're talking nancy like that you said that
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so four islands said that we definitely should have gotten through that one faster but
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you know matt wanted to talk about black people for so long no you're the one do you want to read
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um uh spellbound bears no problem spellbound bears is a bear version the one that says prophet
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I left it here for you guys the other day, and now it's not here.
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what's up revelator oh revelator dude i'm a recent pay subscriber but i've been watching
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your show on youtube for a while and i've caught up on a lot of episodes in the past few months
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your show has really helped me keep a light heart through bad times so thank you and god bless that's
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cool i like the light heart thing because i never want to be the person that's doing spooky fear
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shit yeah be afraid yeah top is that you bring the balance that's not true top is a black pill
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unless it's about the blacks i'm not gonna get in the black pill that's crazy we know that you
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see the black pill you go don't take the black statistically speaking it's not gonna end well
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sorry if this is a lot of text i type fast and have been a writer for a long time i caught today's
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neft to america 6 3 26 what day is it uh three days ago that was you guys right oh yeah yeah
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i think so five days ago no that wasn't you guys no that was us guys oh i think this is the one
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that we lost the footage for no no no it wasn't okay uh and when you guys got to the part about
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the ufos and the pod pastors well i have something to say oh you guys did something about the ufos
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and the pod pastors you dirty dogs well we've been doing it i thought that already came and went
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we did it again somebody asked again we brought it up you know what happens when you do a show
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every single day you keep on talking about the same shit but that's out of the news right like
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that's not like that was a thing for a couple days or a week that was that was mean to say right that
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was nasty i actually zoned out and i heard a bunch of stuff that didn't make any sense and now i'm
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just looking around confused if i do that you're irate i love that you well i admitted it i'm not
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gonna be pretending that that's not the case it's out of the news but in the news still we hold on
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oh the pod pastors yeah but the ufos are still in like uh steven spielberg is like he's like hey my
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new jewish movie is gonna make you christians doubt your faith i can't wait and then he rubs
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his hands but i was telling camera i think that actually is what he said yeah pretty much what he
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said i don't know was there anything cool with camera no look this was actually open on my page
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Steven Spielberg on the new Disclosure Day about aliens
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question their faith. Damn, dog. Fucking right over the
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Yeah, exactly. But this is what, I'm gonna watch
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it. I'm still gonna watch it. I'm still gonna watch it.
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You're still reading the same one you were reading?
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Feel free to talk to me at any time because I am one.
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This guy started off just saying that he was a writer.
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He listened to our episode about the pod pastors.
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what do you think about somebody who says i'm a prophet we were talking about that because we
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were saying like this guy said he's a prophet he prophesied over some lady she dies later
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that's what he's talking about raping people and we're like it's very hard in today's world
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prophesied that you're going to rape somebody and then you rape somebody well amen then i guess
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no no no it's not even that like in deuteronomy what is it like 9 and 13 it spells out the
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characteristics of a prophet and a dude can prophesy and be accurate and still not be with
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god oh is it deuteronomy 13 where he talks about that where um it's like you got and god even says
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yeah i'm testing that's right if he doesn't point you back to god yeah yeah if his heart isn't with
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god i don't care if he nailed it or not i did this to test you to see if if you would go with
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this guy because it's exciting if somebody like prophesies yeah where does uh the future so there
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are prophets all over them well god is talking to his council and one of one of the members talks
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about like oh i can go down and give them false prophecy that they're going to succeed in the war
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right and then well that's why and you that's why no that's um ezekiel no i don't think i'm just
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gonna keep naming people no no i think it's in like kings i don't even think it's in a yeah
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that's the story of that king uh i forget his name um uh with jezebel his wife yeah yeah he
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says one of the spirits says i'll go down there and be a lying spirit in their ears and god's
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like all right that's actually a good plan yeah yeah and so they hear a thing in the spirit realm
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and they go okay yeah i hear this i know this is that it must be accurate i trust it even though
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satan took jesus up on the temple uh satan took jesus and showed him all the kingdoms of the
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world in a moment of time like it's possible to have like supernatural experiences that are not
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good they're not they're not from god uh but they'll do that and then like prophets will be
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deceived so when somebody says they're a prophet yeah initially it's sketch of source rex because
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like statistically speaking i know you guys are into statistics about certain cultures and stuff
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uh 13 of the population 52 of the crime way more you know that way more false profits than real
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profits so anytime somebody says they're a profit okay it's like one out of 100 is a real one
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so you know i don't know are you one of the other 99 which doesn't mean anything there's there's
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real ones out there what do you make it when people say they're we're out of the age of profits
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and that's no longer a thing i don't think that's true either i don't yeah i don't mind if they say
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that i don't i mean it wait you don't mind you do like it you love it no no i don't love it i think
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they're wrong but but there's but every but the problem is is like people arguing over doctrine
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and stuff just becomes so foolish and prophets operate at different ways in different time
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periods right like like moses job was to bring forth the law like he brought forth the first
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five books like elijah was just as much of a prophet but he had a totally different role for
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the day he lived in so prophets today could have a totally different role but unfortunately in the
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501c3 system when you have like counterfeit music you all right bro counterfeit preaching counterfeit
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all this stuff and she just does wild stuff sometimes all this counterfeit when you start
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to do counterfeit spiritual gifts it just gets wonky bro so like the idea that's scary yeah
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somebody said i'd be afraid to say i was a prophet because it's like you're saying you're a prophet
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of god dude that's a fucking yeah that's playing a risky game yeah and and chances are if you are
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a prophet there's much higher like 99 to 1 chance you're a false prophet compared to a real prophet
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because there's that's just the that's just the ratio it's just the ratio so like today they think
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like they can get up and read fortune cookie type things in front of the church and like that makes
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them a prophet like they're telling fortunes and they're like yeah that's what prophets do like no
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that's not what prophets do like prophets speak forth the mind of god and so real preachers should
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be prophets today like should be um or should have a prophetic gift uh but they should be speaking
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forth the mind of god like that's different than just like suit saying telling people like and it's
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it's so funny dude like that spirit moves the same everywhere it's like telling women that aren't
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married they're god's going to give them a husband you know telling people they're going to have
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money telling people they're going to have success telling people their kids are going to be off
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drugs like there's all these same things they say in those supposedly prophetic circles and then
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they get into the shenanigans too they get into the foolishness and say like i can see you right
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now and there's just there's hearts coming off of you the hearts are just because god says he loves
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you so much then you get into like just the foolish remember when we were watching joseph
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seed he's like have i not said that god has given you a scepter he now gives unto you
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a second scepter it's like you have two scepters if you walk in a pentecostal church you can find
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the people who think they're prophets you can just you know okay that person thinks they're
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prophet and it's weird what it is it's usually like with females it's like spiky hairdo or some
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kind of colorful any fedoras some kind of like earrings that are like a little out of control
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it's just some kind of like tie-dye vibe outfit you're like okay that's described what's that
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lady's name like they think they're profit yeah wait yeah yeah tony loves her oh laura sanger
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just doesn't want to do her hair anymore so she cut it all off you know how ladies get to that
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age where they just go like too much hair oh yeah it's too much of a job and they cut it off i don't
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think i don't know has she prophesied um all right so let's is that true all right let's finish this
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up here um which i don't know anything about this dude who knows maybe he's a real one we have we
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have no clue like i said initially if you ask me what do i think when somebody says i go huh
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chances are low yeah but that doesn't mean impossible immediately suspect for sure all
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right uh okay well i think of what it takes for somebody to say hey i'm a prophet oh that's crazy
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yeah that's crazy when you feel weird to say that fuck yeah yeah i have never felt the compulsion to
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ever say anything like that at all it's like if somebody asks you are you what do you do for a
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living you go a podcaster i don't even want to say that imagine you say i'm a prophet and then
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what do you do with your face after do you you just go you just go like no do you kind of go
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like this like like what do you do you're doing because a prophet is a very stern you go yeah i'm
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a prophet i'm a prophet and then you go like this watch your shit yeah i don't know a dude out here
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recently told me he was an apostle wait wasn't there a black dude here prophet larry bird that's
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Stop tugging down the inside of your mouth, dog.
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The white Larry Bird from the Celtics is not here.
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No, there's a black dude on Twitter who used to be in the NBA or football.
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i would like to talk to that guy you think he's out of his mind what's up with larry bird is he
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a real prophet or what's up with that because he he wrote that on his title who the fuck what
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you talking about the guy he helped me out a lot in my life especially early on in the game that's
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the dude that i that i met at a bible study oh knew god like i could tell by talking to me knew
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god he kept inviting me to church that's how i ended up at a black church yeah it never crossed
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my mind that like he belonged to an all-black church i never crossed my mind that there was
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such a thing as i don't belong here all white church no like i'm like i don't serve i just
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remember what do they drink for communion at an old black like how is there any justification in
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the bible for wildwood specifically there being a church of god in wildwood because i told somebody
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yeah i go to church of god in wildwood they said oh over off of 66 or something like and i was like
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no no the one that's like down off 301 you go over the railroad tracks and you curve around
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it's always over the railroad tracks and they're like they're like where at i was like yeah it's
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kind of in the hood it's like right around the corner and then they go the black church of god
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and i was like i was like wait is there a white church of god like yeah yeah yeah the white church
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of god is over at blah blah blah and i was like what the like how did we get here in the church
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larry johnson thank you luke duke larry johnson yeah different guy i like he crushed for the
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hornets but uh anyways yeah bird helped me out a lot in my life man but not larry johnson talks
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about all of the sort of satanic luciferian uh ritualistic they do in the in in the nba and in
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in the uh nfl and those are weird yeah by the way the mormons mormons are really butthurt yeah like
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mike lee came out with some sort of government document about like the classifications and
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affiliations of the churches or different religious institutions and it's like christian uh assemblies
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of god christian orthodox christian uh catholic and then all of the denominations that like
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matter under that yeah that matter and then it goes uh it doesn't say christian it goes you know
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says like islam this sect islam that sect judaism and then it goes uh church of the latter-day saints
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of jesus christ but doesn't say christian and they're like yo what the fuck like we're christian
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too and everyone was like look like the conversation on twitter that i was briefly scrolling through
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everyone was going like no no no no no no i wonder where jehovah's witnesses fall but they did have
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a they had christian uh church of god black christian church of god white there's like
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different yeah dude that's madness bro that's it madness the church is divided by skin tone
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well madness look i'm just saying if you go to a black church and you're like this is fucking
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loud you should be able to go someplace i'm just saying that's the type of thing where people look
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at it and they go oh this is a game like like this isn't profound this has nothing to do with
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the creator of the universe like changing and transforming people when they're born again
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it's also people proclaiming where what they prefer like i don't know they prefer to do this
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they do that i guess i don't know it's not my it's not my thing i went to all black church too
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that's a my the first church that i ever went to all black all black then what coney on gospel
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simply uh then they got a female pastor and then everybody left based you were cool with everybody
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uh one of the best teachers i've ever had same uh sort of like like basis of my the scriptural
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foundation that i do know and why i really like ed mabry so much because he reminds me of her sister
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bonnie really good uh really great teacher great teacher so why are you focusing on the negative
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then i don't understand because it keeps you alive because it's one out of uh 20 000 people
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that i know it also helps to keep you safe and fantastic she's the best she's the best what do
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you want me to say that is a true uh that is a true is also a true god speaks to me i formed a
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very close relationship with him through sort of suffering you do not want to know about that's
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kind of what this show's about but he's going to tell us about other i do want to know about it
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i thought perhaps it would be good of me to make you guys a fun list of things a prophet of the
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lord is not okay very good let's see if this matches up with what matt just said if not
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you're fired matt a prophet of the lord's family name will not consist of one letter
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and one letter only joseph z yeah yeah a prophet of the lord will not seek wealth
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nor will he be a pod pastor or any other sort of pod person so we are out as we are out he's
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bringing in a valid point you're a true prophet like are they really looking for the spotlight
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no no they're they're like not even wearing a valid points let's go they're naked well they're
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wearing sackcloth right a real prophet will not look like telly sevelas i don't know who that is
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it's probably some corny looking person with dumb outfits nancy pull that up uh who is a person
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neither of you likely recognize so just look up the name to see joseph z's dad oh that's his dad
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oh let's bring his fucking dad up on this shit i see david copy paste what's his name joseph c
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i should probably just copy and paste it that's really got a thing for the joseph z guy dude he's
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a fucking faggot because he blocked him whoa hey he did he blocked you i think you're allowed to
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call them faggots when they prophesy over in the name of god and then the person they fucking do
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that over dies hey whoa dude this guy looks so sketchy are you kidding me dude the cookouts
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at the church is to crush dude with the oxtail yeah just don't eat too many of the chickens
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you eat all the chicken and they're not gonna lie i've been on a big crab kick lately
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oh well you're wealthy i mean you've been making a lot of money lately isn't it weird that seafood
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is like this guy looks like he looks like the guy from the mummy yeah emo tap be monte
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he looks like dr evil he does look fucking very evil yeah no isn't that is that who it's called
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dr evil from uh oh yeah yeah from austin powers yeah i'm i gotta watch those movies i haven't
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seen those movies in a long time yeah this guy is definitely a spooky bitch uh versatile american
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actor and singer so he wasn't even like an actor no his is joseph c's father oh um he looks like
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that so he grew up around acting yeah and then he fucking and dude when you see that thing that he
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did like that's what i was making fun of he's got his hand on his chest what we're reading in
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straight bible i know you never tune in but it's all against hypocrites which the core of that word
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means actor that's why it's so infuriating to look at the 501c3 system it's all based on
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by the way can i just say for a second it's absurd that seafood is as expensive as it is
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especially when it comes to like oceanic bugs yeah like what do we do why is crab and lobster
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they're so expensive shrimp is expensive those are well probably transportation and that you
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cannot let it get above a certain temp i ate 24 oysters yesterday 24 24 yeah just straight raw
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because we're done at the beach and there's a spot right at uh new smyrna oh you went to the
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beach why didn't you invite me i'm working on my team you wouldn't you don't invite anybody
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you guys want to go next weekend we're getting a hotel uh next weekend i think i'm going to
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I'm going to the beach next weekend, but I'm going to Clearwater.
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I'm going to be in Clearwater Beach for my cousin's birthday.
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There's a spot with dollar oysters right there, though, bro.
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I hate it because they're just ice-cold loogies at somebody else's fitness.
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Jess is like, no, I don't want any, but sometimes she'll eat them, right?
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The last thing I was when I ate one was horny.
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why you're erect right now sex life all right a prophet of the lord will not be joseph z's dad
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okay a prophet is going to tell you okay but joseph z's dad wasn't a prophet all right he's
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listing things stop oh i love scallops dude scallops are incredible a prophet is going to
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tell you a bunch of shit literally they take cookie cutters on the wings of the um stingrays
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dude they're not even you're not even reading eating real scallops yeah everybody knows that
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you're eating stingray wings shit is good then they're good yeah we eat stingray so what the
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fuck's the problem he's gonna tell you a bunch of shit you probably don't want to hear or do
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or or do not particularly like why because the shit i have to say is pretty fucking scary
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a really he's about to sell us some shit no i don't think he tells a real prophet will not
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speak uh will not be speaking smooth and pleasing words into a microphone on youtube exclaiming lies
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this guy's on he's on a prophet of the lord may well have been a sinner but he will be a former
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sinner who has come clean and has ceased sinning a prophet above all is obedient to jesus christ
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the likelihood a prophet of the lord will come from within the buildings you call churches is
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extremely low good point i like where he's going i know i knew perry stone was a piece of shit
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The moment I watched his stupid video that same week Trump released the UFO files.
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Now, here we are almost exactly one month later, and my opinion has not changed.
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One question I have for that group of absolute frauds is,
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why did you guys sit on this for two months and then release your bullshit YouTube videos
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the same week Trump released the government UFO files?
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I mean, doesn't that seem self-serving and pathetic or anything?
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the purpose of pod pastors was to discredit the people who believe the space alien phenomenon
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is full of demons otherwise demonic people and entities and he spelled it entities with two t's
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okay proclaiming titties he is correct he has proclaimed titties proclaim the titties
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upon your household yes a pox upon a pox upon their house but you be blessed i like it i mean
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yeah i don't have a problem with it um you can't ask a prophet to prophesy because you know what
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he goes uh i have to say is pretty fucking scary i'd love to know what some of that scary shit is
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but i also don't think that you ask a prophet to prophesy that doesn't seem well i guess they
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don't prophesy on you unless uh prompted to unless prompted by the by the lord okay smart um i would
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like to know what sort of things he's prophesied in the past is that legally the idea to discredit
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people who believe in the space alien phenomenon being full of demons or otherwise demonic people
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it ties back into our conversation with our buddy our daddy and it also ties into what happened with
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that guy at the catholic i sent you guys when you were live on air about the catholic church dude
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yeah yeah he's he's like being kicked out because he i remember seeing him a couple weeks back
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he was proclaiming that he's like yeah these ufos are demonic they're of a demonic uh yeah i remember
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that guy was that the guy that was being he was on like sean ryan's or something he was saying
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when i think so the exorcist that oftentimes these things will appear as grace but they took his so
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again now we're working within the 501c3 realm of uh and are they yeah they're tax deductible
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right catholic church so we're working within that realm that where do you think the 501c3
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got it how reactive he got sometimes because like the so-called protestant churches all they did
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was copy the vatican right but they're just not the vatican it just feels like why you gotta be
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so mean it just feels like uh they should be 501c2 like the catholic church and then like the
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protestants are like 501 c3 it just feels like they're doing something you know what i mean
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but whatever beholden to the government sure paying taxes fine but it's just it's interesting
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that all these people with government ties are now making these extreme moves to be like anything
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but that anything but what you guys just said so it's happened with you know alberino is tied to
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some government people it's happened in a bunch of other different how did nancy uh did she have
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a good time with alvarino oh nancy speak up bitch oh yeah you're here tell us a story nancy
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it was fine no no no nance let's go tell us a story what happened what'd you see
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spill the beans or the noodles let's go i i talked to him for like a minute and he signed the book
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okay what was the discussion about i said hello then what did he say
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hello did it ever come about what your job was or who you were affiliated with
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a good question oh how did that come yeah i was wearing the shirt what do you work for
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did he grab you who do you work for what did he say when he saw the shirt
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she loves nothing i can tell the whole story trying to pull teeth dude like off air she's
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not like this she loves talking she won't stop talking off air i know but but that's like
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it is funny because after the show ends we'll spend like a half an hour talking
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Nancy tell us the whole fucking story from the beginning to the end everything that happened
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you bitch go hey i already told you i asked him to sign the book so you walk up you're wearing a
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nephilim death squad shirt you go hey did you call him daddy did you call him mr alvarino did
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you call him did you say hi like what'd you say to say hello you didn't call him timmy oh don't
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call him timmy he doesn't like that i just said hello i introduced myself i brought up
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keep going and he signed the book for the winner
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that's really it like there was no it's like we literally sent a robot to get this signature
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She left some details that she could elaborate on a little bit.
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Well, there was a lady that hopped up on stage.
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As like, hi, I'm Nancy from Nephilim Death Squad.
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i'm noodle i am 17 feet tall he's like yes i noticed but you know if he if she said hey i'm
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nancy from nephilim death squad he probably had knocked back a little whiskey and smoked
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with doggies at that point right away this they sent their they sent their spies
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are you gonna say anything to us nancy or is this just what are we doing
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i told you everything oh man we'll get the rest after the show there was never share it on the
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show there was a lady who i guess was asked to come on stage she gets on stage and you know what
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she accuses him of to you not oh you did see it somebody sent me it okay so you saw it well for
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the audience sake she accused him of basically not spreading the gospel she accused daddy but
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the point is point being the whole thing look matt's leaving all right where the fuck are you
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going matt he's yelling at mason show is really off the rails now yeah let's not keep going dude
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the point is that there's like government actors
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all right you're gonna read this one okay look
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can i get a little water i texted you like
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that was the end of the prophet no but he's
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He hands me his laptop and it's like, I'm like, this thing is dead.
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And when you turn it on, it's doing the like, let's set up your laptop.
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Like it's not even been fucking, nothing has happened here.
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You weren't going to tell us that daddy said hello?
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i i forgot i just remember i'm sorry well hello to you too daddy wherever you are did he say it
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how did he say again this it matters context oh yeah was it like tell them i said tell him i said
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i'll fucking kill them yeah or tell them what kind of inflection could you put on hello that
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would change the meeting like if you were like tell him i said add as much add as much emotion
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to what was said as you could possibly do he was smiling okay okay but what kind of smile was it
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like a menacing smile like a sexy smile you know sometimes dogs smile like this and they show their
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teeth oh yeah and it looks really menacing mission right or it looks crazy right like it could mean
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i'm gonna kill you yeah did he wink at any time in the conversation did he wink at you did he hit
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on you no no never winked did he was he wearing his his wedding ring oh yeah uh i don't i don't
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remember he's assuming he did in full daddy daddy how dare you can you read this story now
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read the story look over here stop looking at the chat oh my god accusing daddy of these things
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i don't like that that that that is real no that's the beginning just to be clear he did
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not cheat on this that's a horrifying thing that's who are we reading greasy bear uh we're
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uh uh yeah greasy berry okay i don't know what i'm just read greasy bear chat chat israel israel
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israel israel israel i appreciate what y'all are doing gay shit is not allowed in the kingdom
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amen my dad has had a lot of interesting stories of things that he experienced unfortunately he
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pulled a david wilcock in 2012 oh no that's fucking terrible sorry but that'll be a future
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story some jerry marzinski stuff happened sorry greasy bear that's fucking horrifying
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this experience took place around the spring of 94 my father had to take a trip to mexico
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over a land dispute between he and his siblings so we're dealing with a mexican okay is that okay
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now we know would you get on that helicopter that's right that's the same thing if i ask
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where people are from that's ultimately what you're doing you're figuring out like what culture
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oh that's why he's trying to know yeah he's casing them yeah cultures have like there's
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certain characteristics of certain cultures i never see him asking he's so yes i'm a big
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stereotyper but i'm usually right like i'm usually so are we and usually people appreciate you play
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this specific you play pinos the card game don't leave your country because your wife wanted to
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pursue a job in the nursing industry in america some of them call it but it's a street you know
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any lady boys yeah pacquiao huh what about that what yeah you know all of the ladies left for
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the american uh nursing industry god forbid somebody walks in here with brown skin he goes
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puerto rican him too disgusting come over here you guys oh my god yeah he always makes you try
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to talk i'm the least puerto rican no no i've met puerto ricans on job sites that they that
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two people i introduce them they start talking and they know each other for their families
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their families know each other i was out i was out with my wife and we went to a restaurant that
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was like straight up puerto rican look at this they had these these like a nice one no
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no it was a buffet it was a restaurant they don't do buffets wasn't nice it was puerto
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rican but like on the side of the wall they had like uh it looked like puerto rico it was cool
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and then they had cutouts well a little trash cutouts of people in the balconies and i was
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like that guy's my uncle and another person was my mom and i said incredible i don't like my god
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right that's fucking crazy and i looked up with that yo it's crazy i was like there's like four
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there's probably four of your moms there's eight types of puerto rican people yeah i would say
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that's true no like so people are saying what are the characteristics of the black so typically like
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with black folks if when i talk to them loud and then find out how old they are go violent you know
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what they say black don't crack you know like you just do like the fun stuff oh they love when you
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compliment them yeah oh you know my favorite one to do the black dudes is you know what they say
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you got a big fat long fucking dick and they go aha that's right boy that's right oh shit come on
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This experience took place around the spring of 94.
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My father had to take a trip to Mexico over a land dispute between he and his siblings.
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He stayed in his mother's house, which at this point, it had been abandoned for a while.
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I don't know about staying in a house in Mexico that's been abandoned for a while.
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The only thing in it was a small dinner table, old spring bed and propane stove.
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The streets in this little town were still dirt, and it had been raining, so everything was muddy.
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When he arrived, his neighbor was about to leave out in his bike, so he went to greet and talk to my dad for a few hours.
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for perspective the front of the house facing the street at a big window roughly four by eight
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with bars on the outside resembling prison bars with flowery designs before bedtime he scooted
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the bed right under the window he carried with him a stainless 357 smith and wesson and kept it
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under his pillow at bedtime that'd be smart fast forward to about two or three in the morning he
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heard what's down like a horse right by the witching hour matt of course he does he likes
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to pretend he doesn't know about stuff no go ahead and explain because if you guys can't explain it
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thoroughly then you're like i don't want to talk about the wishing hours when witches do which
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shit at three right around three yeah you got mad at me because i texted you one time at 333
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that's right yeah why you didn't respond to my text that's why you didn't respond to my text
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you're like 333 really matt yeah you think he's gonna yeah in other words it took me so long to
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figure out like what's he talking about and i was like oh the time of the text was what kind of
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asshole do i look like running a supernatural podcast responding to people at 3 33 in the
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morning you thought i was gonna fall for that when the boy wake up when the bale's the thinnest
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that's when you expect me to be answering you matt
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any morning text i'm never expecting a response until like way later in front of my crab brain
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Oh, it's good. Yeah. All right. From over here. What was the deal with the also Raven? I don't know why I'm not losing any weight. I have lost weight. I've been losing weight. I bring gum, bro. That is nasty. There's not one natural thing. Get the fuck out of here. It's delicious. Can I ask this question? What was the deal with the with the with the Tyson food with the bro? I got I wanted hot wings. I don't I don't think we should do a second episode. We should just run this a little bit longer. Yeah.
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no let's do two episodes i can't i can't i can't well we could end it after this one
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take a little breather and then fucking get cracking on the next one
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they bred with daughters of men and they will do it again
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the end is written in the book in the pages they foreseen
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