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00:02:49.220 the show the dangerous retards got together and made a weekly bible study it's wednesday and so 0.99

00:02:53.480 tonight they'll be doing another one it's on sex oh tonight's on sex tonight they're doing it on 1.00

00:02:58.020 sex they're doing a deep deep dive on intercourse yeah man so we're gonna tune in and listen to that 0.97

00:03:03.300 and uh that's right use protection well no uh go forth and be fruitful multiply have a bunch of 1.00

00:03:09.140 sex and have a bunch of babies but do it with your wife don't be a faggot amen um also there's 1.00

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00:03:27.580 you know it actually doesn't move on the hoodie if you get the hoodie it does not move it's very

00:03:33.000 stationary are confused about it but that's that's a lot of the wait time well we had to clear that

00:03:37.160 out of the you know because people were asking does it move why doesn't it move and we said

00:03:41.080 that well that was silly but maybe we should address it also uh tickets to bro he me and grow

00:03:45.280 august 8th the tickets for the general admission day still available vip is sold out but you can

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00:04:12.600 that night but austin will be there and he will be plugging be nice as well as a bunch of other

00:04:20.040 homies from the history of the show everybody who's been here since jump uh thomas the paranoid

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00:04:31.540 get your tickets to the general admission day on top lobster.com oh look at that show up show up

00:04:36.740 check it out baby it is gonna be really cool i think uh what i realized is the day of the vip

00:04:42.400 event which this is kind of funny if you don't have the money for the vip event and you couldn't

00:04:48.020 make that you can hang out with us afterwards because we're probably going to be in spanish

00:04:51.280 springs which is right next door to the uh vip location which is the studio in the coffee shop

00:04:56.680 so you can come on over there probably around like 8 p.m or something and hang out with us

00:05:01.560 you know we're not providing anything but i know there's going to be music uh live band's going to

00:05:06.100 be playing till like 10 p.m there's a bunch of places to drink get food a pizza place is a little

00:05:11.300 it's really nice so um if you are experiencing fomo and you wanted to get to the tickets but

00:05:16.560 there's none available because of the capacity and the fire marshal will shut us down if we have any

00:05:19.880 more people meet us over at spanish springs afterwards homos amen amen i feel like i just

00:05:26.700 said a lot of stuff that was all that was all a whole lot of words we got it all out there we got

00:05:30.340 it all out in front yeah and we're good i think i think what happened here you said really the

00:05:33.940 foreskin of the show you sent it to the wrong spot but i fixed it oh did you yeah yeah we 0.68

00:05:39.220 where did i send it i don't know somewhere else uh oh shit mbs cronkicles on f that's weird i

00:05:45.800 don't know i'm looking at it we had a couple of people but i guess they're all coming in now so

00:05:49.080 So we're going to get into some of these stories today, which is going to be a lot of fun.

00:05:54.240 Oh, we're doing spooky stuff.

00:05:55.200 Very excited.

00:05:55.860 Well, we did some with Matt yesterday.

00:05:57.520 I want to thank everybody for sending their experiences.

00:06:00.980 We went from having the well be pretty dry.

00:06:03.640 Now the well is super wet and lubricated.

00:06:05.600 We have a lot of bangers.

00:06:08.100 I see.

00:06:08.680 A lot of these are tempting to read.

00:06:10.320 Yeah.

00:06:10.680 Well, we have to start with Kate Antispecies. 0.99

00:06:13.260 Shout out to Kate. 0.73

00:06:14.900 Long time listener. 0.62

00:06:16.020 uh even longer time schizo with all kinds of experiences and uh she's one of our favorite

00:06:21.940 people especially when her emails come across our table uh they get prioritized typically so

00:06:28.500 let's see unless this isn't the same kate which would be very funny um now that i'm saying it out

00:06:34.780 loud there's nothing actually that confirms that this is her just somebody else named kate it could

00:06:39.700 well be that uh i'm not seeing the email but i guess it's kate i don't want to dox her it's starred

00:06:45.600 it's very close to the bottom of the first page because we actually overlooked her so i'm gonna

00:06:50.740 get to reading it it says uh also it's called random dreams if you want to search the email

00:06:55.400 called random dreams um all right so it says hi nancy she's not here she isn't here no she's not

00:07:04.140 here uh raven and top hello kate and also to matt with three t's and i i don't know if you got the

00:07:11.180 memo top but i have actually put out that um from now on and you know it takes a while for these

00:07:18.580 things to to come into play so there's a grace period i don't know of how long but there is a

00:07:22.520 grace period uh from now on matt's name has to be spelled with a minimum of five t's how come he got

00:07:28.800 two more what happened uh i think it's just time you know what i mean like he's been doing this for

00:07:33.680 a while and it was a three t minimum before yeah and now he's officially stepped away from merchant

00:07:39.780 of brown water and he's more of a full-time podcaster than he was before that's subjective

00:07:44.960 well it doesn't mean he's good at it but it does mean that he's spending more hours he is in the

00:07:49.560 chair more often than he used to be that is true and so um five t's is now the minimum for matt

00:07:55.380 okay so i just want people to know that that's gotten out there and it's going to take some

00:07:58.860 time i know for it to stick once the memo gets around to the office and everybody's on the same

00:08:02.840 page we'll be in good standing so okay that's fine uh matt with three t's for now i'll accept

00:08:07.160 to thank you kate here's some interesting dreams from the past year only read this if you guys need

00:08:12.300 content it's just random dreams well i mean you know maybe we should skip this shit no i don't

00:08:17.440 think so i typed these out moments after waking up if i could remember oh so this is kind of like

00:08:22.400 a dream journal i compiled the dreams to one email for entertainment purposes well thank you very much

00:08:27.860 all the dreams oh where's my spooky music i need my spooky music my bad here we go uh all my dreams

00:08:34.580 were extremely real at the time lasting effects on me throughout the waking day i put a asterisk

00:08:41.620 for each dream oh okay so i can tell where they end and where the next one begins thank you

00:08:46.420 that's smart so one dream i was outside and massive waves of locusts were overtaking the earth

00:08:53.700 that's actually why we have locusts in the thumbnail oh that's how much prep i did for

00:08:58.780 the thumbnail i just saw the word locust very smart i said let's also we're definitely going

00:09:03.920 to talk about that i like that i like that outside and massive waves of locusts are overtaking the

00:09:08.680 earth entire highways and roads were being ripped from the ground and in the air just crashing all

00:09:17.320 over so asphalt roads getting ripped up out of the ground somehow by locusts other evil things

00:09:24.520 were flying there was fire everywhere in the sky that's interesting evil things are flying evil

00:09:29.940 locusts uh what does revelation talk about like the locusts from the earth like these things that

00:09:35.760 look like locusts they look like giant mutant creatures with some sort of bug properties but

00:09:41.700 also possibly lion faces yeah these are the things that are going to like torture men they're going

00:09:46.520 to torture you okay yeah all right so the evil things are flying fire is everywhere in the sky

00:09:52.520 and coming in waves at all the people uh people are running and screaming it was madness

00:09:59.240 i got four to five people in my suv i don't have a suv i r l and i helped one guy into my hatch

00:10:08.700 because no more people could fit in the suv the wave of evil was coming at us and i couldn't get

00:10:15.160 the hatch to shut in time it all came at us and swept us away then it switched to someone in power

00:10:21.900 saying only this one reggae artist only this one reggae artist uh can help stop the situation

00:10:33.380 probably stick figure but i don't remember stewie and peter peter from family guy were there too 0.89

00:10:39.960 was it mr pussy turn red mr pussy turn red wow i had a copyright strike from him well his music

00:10:47.160 is kind of a big deal um and then the dream ended okay so you've got a sort of a classic 0.98

00:10:54.760 apocalyptic dream in which there are biblical elements but rather than jesus christ coming in

00:11:03.280 stopping the situation a reggae artist is the one who is going to stop the situation

00:11:10.100 also as an aside stewie and peter from family guy were there too i wish matt was here because i mean

00:11:16.040 we need to verify what's it mean somebody call ja also is this in the is this in the bible

00:11:21.640 stewie and peter griffin no uh the father and the son reggae jesus oh reggae jesus well it's

00:11:28.120 not inherently reggae jesus uh when i saw the next show at two i knew there was a typo oh that's what

00:11:33.740 i did i did a typo okay that was my mistake yes yes yes uh for those who are listening fix it

00:11:41.020 right now live at 225 this is what i'm guys if you don't see me on the screen it's because i'm

00:11:45.260 fiddling i'm fixing my mistakes here it's all right we'll we'll figure this out all right we're

00:11:50.080 getting there we're good keep vamping vamping this is uh you know we really cater to a live

00:11:55.100 audience which is 225 that's exactly what i said 225 i'm just gonna write for the people who are

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00:12:36.980 now okay all right so uh that was one of the dreams and then this one's very short it just

00:12:42.500 says very short dream i was looking out my window and these black who black okay and mexican people 0.94

00:12:52.260 this is already a bad dream this is you might call it a nightmare uh were posted up suspiciously 0.95

00:12:59.260 outside are you sure this wasn't real life it's just regular life suspicious looking blacks and

00:13:04.840 mexicans david's old neighbor dude by the way my wife my wife was uh she was showing me a tiktok 0.90

00:13:13.620 of somebody who had like a really nice house with a pool that was renting it out like airbnb style 0.94

00:13:19.760 yeah and long story short they come back and it is fucking destroyed their entire house is 0.95

00:13:28.220 destroyed there's food and beer inside the pool they're broken glass and shit everywhere i mean 0.99

00:13:35.280 they're doing a tour of their house and yeah it was like uh some like mexicans but not like the 1.00

00:13:40.460 hard-working ones that do like the roofing and they're very small and compact this is like 1.00

00:13:44.040 new new wave mexicans with like uh tattooed beards you know where their beard is like they're doing 1.00

00:13:49.620 the edging they have paint they're putting the paint on their beards i know that type yeah like 0.99

00:13:53.820 that kind and uh um all right we should be good now we got the email out oh thank goodness yeah

00:14:00.720 sorry i really messed that one up um but yeah it makes you go like you can't you can't airbnb

00:14:06.480 because i because i have a house still in the area it's my due date still no baby honey uh glad i

00:14:15.480 have shows to pass the time are you in the hospital are you in the hospital watching this 0.99

00:14:20.040 shit i think that's illegal i'm pretty sure credible oh my god child abuse i'm pretty sure 1.00

00:14:25.140 it is this is gonna be the first thing that baby hears when it breaches uh the vagina happy birthday 1.00

00:14:30.160 uh baby hicktown honey happy birthday to baby hicktown honey also hicktown honey long time 0.96

00:14:35.340 listener yeah of the show hicktown honey what are the chances that we can get the baby name

00:14:40.500 something like an animal neffy no don't do that okay that's true set this baby up for failure

00:14:46.480 that's really crazy oh baby's waiting for uh bro grove could be could be well congratulations i

00:14:52.900 hope everything goes smooth for you we're gonna say a prayer for you actually do you want to say 1.00

00:14:55.880 a prayer for hicktown honey i hope the baby comes out of your uh vagina in a smooth not a prayer 0.98

00:15:00.500 expedient way no a good prayer okay father god in jesus name i pray uh let's pray that hicktown 0.96

00:15:07.300 honey has success and and no complications and that baby's super healthy and uh maybe also super

00:15:14.180 strong you know what i mean if that baby can have a degree of athleticism that is a measure above

00:15:18.900 the average baby's athleticism that would be great and if the are you asking if this is this is not

00:15:24.840 no no no no okay but all of that without being black and also if the baby uh can have great 0.93

00:15:33.000 success latching you know because sometimes that's not a great thing this is the worst prayer

00:15:39.120 in jesus name we pray amen ever heard i think that was actually a really good never once heard

00:15:44.440 a prayer for uh well latching mother not from a man that was my first prayer i've ever done uh

00:15:50.540 live on air live on the show i pray in private only hey chat what did you think about that

00:15:55.260 prayer is that good that was good right that was good that was great good amen uh she probably

00:16:01.220 just wanted jay says amen i don't know uh okay so um dude it's so hot in here it doesn't feel

00:16:10.640 hot in here no i feel cool fucking crazy all right so getting back to it uh i need to cue

00:16:15.260 the spooky music james would approve i usually am a little bit more graceful you know what when 0.79

00:16:22.120 i talk to god though i try not to be super formal you know like i'm saying like the content in which

00:16:27.540 oh uh those were good wishes yeah that's what i mean like if god was a genie and you were like hey

00:16:33.080 hope hope your baby oh yeah you gotta be really like very specific about it because you don't

00:16:38.680 want the genie to be like oh so you mean black no no no i don't this is now he's getting racist

00:16:44.260 i don't want a better prayer a better prayer would have been something like uh i hope that

00:16:49.060 that i hope god yeah yeah god yeah you don't god yeah i don't hope yeah no wishing i'm gonna put

00:16:54.660 this down it's a charm i'm not orthodox thank you for thank you for yeah because he's already done

00:17:00.140 it now and after and after yeah thank you for the baby thank you for the baby thank you for not

00:17:06.260 it's not it's not black no no no i don't know how this works okay all right all right we gotta get

00:17:11.300 back to the story thank you for we are thank you thank you for the baby that this baby will have

00:17:15.900 thank you for bringing the baby into a family that generationally is going to increase its blessings

00:17:21.300 yeah yeah and and also if the baby uh can like the learning curve to doing home chores

00:17:27.680 is very short so you can put the baby to work shortly after maybe its third birthday and you

00:17:34.740 know it'll have a short period of like dropping the dishes but then after that it'll really lock

00:17:38.140 in it'll actually do a really good job a lot of physical wishes physical labor from this baby no

00:17:43.160 wishes physical gifts no it's not wishes thank you for the thank you lord for the physical labor

00:17:48.420 this baby will commit to what we're saying is join the bible study tonight because we don't

00:17:53.620 know what we're doing and it's going to be about sex but that baby's going to be great yeah he's

00:17:57.500 going to be an awesome servant of the lord the opposite of what we're talking about now what do 0.97

00:18:01.660 you mean uh i feel like this is post-sex well i feel like this is the opposite of sex having a 0.56

00:18:07.900 baby something coming out rather than going in yes yeah it's unavailable for a while yeah i think

00:18:14.140 it's going to be shut down for a little bit hick town do we want to pray for that i don't want to 1.00

00:18:17.560 for that i think there's a speedy recovery of hate town honey's vagina stop it 0.99

00:18:24.280 amen okay okay okay okay oh god's disappointed honey if you have not gone into labor uh after 1.00

00:18:31.080 that i don't know i don't know what you i don't know what's gonna do it we just tried

00:18:34.680 it was today by the way today's the 29th okay it's a good day it's a good it is a good day

00:18:41.800 It's a good day.

00:18:42.440 7, 29, 26.

00:18:45.400 I wonder if that means like strong gematria.

00:18:48.580 I don't know.

00:18:49.600 Maybe.

00:18:50.120 Maybe.

00:18:50.540 Strong baby.

00:18:51.460 That's what we prayed for. 1.00

00:18:56.100 Leave her vagina. 1.00

00:18:56.960 Hey, look. 1.00

00:18:57.720 A couple of extra prayers for the vagina. 1.00

00:19:00.320 She's right. 1.00

00:19:01.820 No, no.

00:19:03.240 We're praying for your husband's...

00:19:05.020 And we're very happy for you, man.

00:19:06.320 That's really cool.

00:19:07.300 Hell yeah.

00:19:07.800 It's really cool.

00:19:08.300 What's your name of the baby?

00:19:09.260 Don't worry about it.

00:19:09.820 She can't talk to us here. 1.00

00:19:10.700 She's giving birth. 0.99

00:19:11.540 okay go ahead so uh the blacks and mexicans were plotting to steal some things and i was glaring 0.99

00:19:18.180 at them that's just the whole dream glaring yeah this is just this is just something that 0.96

00:19:22.960 she's misremembering like as a dream was a real event um how early were we rusty shackleford

00:19:28.740 this is a disaster we've been going for 20 minutes we've been going for 20 minutes but 1.00

00:19:32.720 we're praying for hicktown honey's vagina technically we started at 225 p.m so that's 1.00

00:19:37.540 in the future yeah so just give it a little bit maybe uh two hours about two hours yeah um okay 0.94

00:19:45.440 another dream a group of people were with me in the hallway trying to get into a medicine cabinet

00:19:52.000 and it took a certain type of key a doctor that was with us walked up and opened it and it was

00:20:00.160 a spiral turning medicine cabinet and spin it and it had a bunch of drugs like painkillers

00:20:06.580 and the doctor said

00:20:08.640 pay the man and let's go 0.99

00:20:10.340 she capitalized the man 1.00

00:20:11.920 and some sort of 0.98

00:20:15.040 short stocky 1.00

00:20:16.860 Mexican this lady doesn't like Mexicans 1.00

00:20:18.780 are there 1.00

00:20:21.020 a lot of Mexicans in Alaska

00:20:22.380 you think that there wouldn't be well I don't think this is 1.00

00:20:24.820 k-antispecies I think we just 1.00

00:20:26.560 I think we just lied maybe it is

00:20:28.260 because that seems like the last name that I remember correctly

00:20:30.720 you want a doxer

00:20:32.720 I don't want a doxer 1.00

00:20:33.980 it doesn't matter she'll tell us later 1.00

00:20:35.880 that's true so a short stocky mexican walked up all angry looking and i gave him a big 0.97

00:20:40.580 lot of money but it was mostly ones that was another dream it's really just telling us

00:20:49.360 i don't think hicktown honey's gonna come back i feel so bad is literally not saying anything

00:20:54.960 anymore because she's birthing a strong baby that's destined for labor strong mixed race no

00:21:02.740 no if it's destined for labor it's definitely not um okay here's another one so uh i'm just saying 0.74

00:21:10.340 so we know oh it is it is it is anti-speciesist i'm mostly from southern utah i live in alaska

00:21:15.540 now okay cool gotcha cool i don't know why that changes the way that this is being presented in

00:21:19.540 my head let the woman have birth leave her alone let the woman birth yes all right fine oh there

00:21:24.360 she is y'all can't get rid of me all right well if you were orthodox we would try that's true

00:21:29.080 we would try uh okay okay so uh here's another dream i went outside of my porch and there was

00:21:35.240 200 huge bunnies majestically galloping up my road and alongside them were huge otherworldly

00:21:41.980 protective dogs and um and massive clydesdale horses the size of tall trees they were protecting

00:21:48.980 the bunnies on their journey to where i'll never know but it was important these dreams are 0.60

00:21:56.160 whacked out this is fucking crazy okay here's another dream there was a public service 0.93

00:22:01.260 announcement that there were 9 or 15 alien sightings reported by the president oddly 0.99

00:22:08.220 specific numbers 9 or 15 is that this september 9 15 it's weird uh the president was like an

00:22:19.480 idiocracy president well okay yes that makes sense and there was chaos all over i was at

00:22:25.920 the airport and I just left my dad and my animals for some reason. They were giant bunnies and 0.58

00:22:30.640 tree-sized Clydesdales. I tried to immediately call him and the phone lines were not working.

00:22:36.700 Then they started locking everyone down in the airport. I grabbed some Australian's phone

00:22:41.740 and that seemed to work, but my dad didn't answer. Then he texted that he was having

00:22:47.200 issues answering. I texted that I loved him and that I would try later. They were taking everyone's

00:22:52.200 phones away now to stop all communication we were in some sort of line to be taken somewhere against

00:22:57.360 our will everyone was terrified the tsa were enforcing it all then for some reason i ended

00:23:03.800 up outside of sam tripley's changing room or house in las vegas changing i don't think he lives in

00:23:09.000 las vegas either he doesn't um sam came out and i told him i loved him and i just wanted to go to

00:23:15.260 pound town holy shit kate what's going on with you by the way people don't know this is actually 0.72

00:23:25.860 day seven i have to send one um i have been sending a lewd and disturbing image to sam 0.99

00:23:32.220 tripoli via text message every single day for six days this is going to be the seventh day

00:23:36.480 you should send them the one of us with the hot dog i'll pull it up oh the the baby well that

00:23:42.160 one's not lewd or disturbing it's disturbing a little bit it's only disturbing if you pray to it

00:23:47.020 you should show that image though because i'm having a hard time not praying to it it is really

00:23:51.240 hard and i also think we need to get the we have to get it here and framed oh now guys prepare

00:23:58.100 yourselves for what you're about to see we didn't make this we never made this can you zoom in on

00:24:01.980 that a little bit uh maybe let me see if you do a little pinch reverse pinch on it now we can do

00:24:07.480 with that yeah there we go there you go is this bad chat chat chat is real have we messed up we

00:24:14.780 didn't make this well thomas made that and thomas is already going to hell so i didn't think he's

00:24:18.460 already blaspheming quite heavily on a regular basis i don't know is this blasphemy i don't

00:24:22.660 think it's blasphemy it's not art either are we allowed to we got to talk to i think um

00:24:29.280 thomas said something about making this available at bro grove he wanted to make stickers but we're

00:24:34.500 not gonna have time it would be cool to have it like gold leaf stickered oh my god right i think

00:24:39.740 we should try to get large prints of it we can definitely get a large print of this that's

00:24:45.720 insane should we do that kiki says oh thomas it makes me sad it makes me sad too kind of i have

00:24:53.620 great legs great baby legs look at those baby feet look at those little baby feet really great

00:25:00.080 baby legs though huh i mean just look at that i feel weird saying that but it's me so i can say

00:25:04.740 that yeah what's up with my girly hands i guess i kind of have skinny hands right like that like

00:25:08.320 but well they're i mean they're orthodox hands who will like like how you're holding you're

00:25:12.740 holding the hot dog with the double finger thing i got the shocker going on i'll be honest i can

00:25:18.280 understand why this is offensive to people um i don't somebody somebody said stop disrespecting

00:25:27.780 god and i said who said that and i said uh is god in this image what's going on with these people

00:25:35.360 is god in this image i don't understand make it a fridge magnet oh that's actually great

00:25:40.980 one by one one to one scale yeah that's actually accurate when we go on long trips top just uh

00:25:47.840 holds me takes me around with him um yes i do have strong latching thank you joe brown

00:25:54.920 how dare you yeah yeah that's a lot of that how dare you how dare you um yeah so look forward

00:26:06.400 some version of that i suppose will be available at bro grove or we'll try to make it available

00:26:11.060 if they can sell their uh their icons we could sell what if we sold what if we and then used all

00:26:20.620 the proceeds and then we're like god what do you want us to do with this money donated to the

00:26:25.320 orthodox church what if god was like the dude donated to the orthodox church you guys have

00:26:28.960 done irreparable damage to the orthodox church yeah i mean i think we have i don't think he

00:26:34.180 would tell us to do that i don't know what he would tell us to do uh you want to try so wait

00:26:38.140 a minute are you really serious you want to try to do like a fundraiser with this um that would

00:26:42.300 be cool but we couldn't we couldn't promise like what what are we going to say we're going to do

00:26:46.680 with the funds we don't know until until god says it i really like the fact that you said this is

00:26:51.540 gonna start at 12 uh 225 yeah and there were still like 10 people in here like just in case

00:26:57.400 just in case yeah that's insane yeah the fuck i was wondering i was like how come there's no one

00:27:03.160 here and then we switched it now there's 10 times the amount of people so i i don't know i i would 0.86

00:27:08.160 i'd like the idea of doing that and then giving the proceeds to something yeah but uh thomas made

00:27:16.440 it so that's a little bit weird because like you know he should get paid for his labor i don't know

00:27:20.340 what that is all right so i'm like then the proceeds half of them go to thomas and the other 0.96

00:27:24.520 half just go to uh what could we do with it i don't know um do people want this shit i think 0.99

00:27:32.120 people like it i like it you like it what would you do would you put it up in your house no but 0.98

00:27:36.820 i'd put it up here for sure i would put it out there and really upset people like a real big

00:27:40.960 one really upset people that would be that's a great idea yeah it is mexican style candles is

00:27:48.400 definitely an option oh my god that would be great on a mexican it would be it would be great

00:27:53.400 on a mexican candle what would it smell like oh uh tortas tortas proceeds to the standard library

00:28:00.320 no that's not i don't know if god well it has to be we'd have to pray on it and and hope to hear

00:28:05.800 the will of god this on a candle though oh yeah that on the candle is remarkable candle that

00:28:11.360 smells like hot dogs dog that's pretty funny hot dog water candles a hot dog flavored candle

00:28:16.980 that's pretty funny and the chocolate starfish ah need a coffee baptism dude this on a coffee

00:28:24.340 label yo yo that would actually go hard that's crazy nds roast is is that honestly it's great

00:28:32.140 and i love it and i really love it it's great and i do love it i love your face like look at the

00:28:37.740 face of like well i just it just looks like us so perfectly that one's got great hair though i

00:28:44.760 gotta get stick uh step my hair game you you look like you're being like slightly flirtatious with

00:28:50.880 me a little bit yeah like the mouth is open a little bit like just one finger slipped into

00:28:58.160 the hot dog bun where's that where's that ring finger at it just disappeared into the hot dog 1.00

00:29:02.500 bun that's a that's that's suggestive look at those legs though huh that right there i'll end 0.99

00:29:07.700 you up in the hospital nine months later yeah watching nds yeah about to pop about a pop yeah 0.97

00:29:12.880 this is that's uh would you put this in your nursery that's a sensual honey oh yeah like on

00:29:17.020 the uh what would you call that the mobile that goes above the baby just staring at the baby goes 0.99

00:29:22.000 what the fuck is this man why is that that guy's got a beard but nice little baby legs 0.99

00:29:26.980 the baby legs are crazy crazy little baby legs you call them saint baby legs did we send that 1.00

00:29:37.200 to uh to matt

00:29:38.460 wait we should ask riley let's ask riley oh yeah yeah yeah okay hold on

00:29:46.100 i'm gonna get her okay you're good i like it i we got to do something with it she's

00:29:52.160 gonna think it's blasphemous yeah yeah yeah give me a riley

00:29:56.300 what are you gonna ask me oh man okay oh ethically sourced uh so riley come in we're

00:30:03.660 gonna show you an image on the screen riley if you'd like to come over here and um and you tell

00:30:07.840 us if you think it's uh appropriate appropriate appropriate in general and appropriate to put

00:30:13.680 in the shop i'll zoom in on it yeah what do you think there's a lot going on there is a lot going

00:30:23.540 on yeah the sandals you like the sandals on the baby feet right away yeah look at his tiny little

00:30:29.380 baby legs yeah the glasses and the sandals that's a lot and then the hot dog right well the hot dog

00:30:34.900 sometimes you need a snack yeah i do have like a bit of a sensual face going on like you you look

00:30:40.740 pleasant and happy and i look suggestive i look uh flirtatious actually you're moving

00:30:46.740 in close because you're not in camera yeah yeah yeah there you go you can even have that um okay

00:30:51.460 so let's scared on a on a scale from one to ten what is the likelihood that um it would be well

00:30:58.900 received if we hung this in the back area we're in the negatives in the negative you think people

00:31:04.480 wouldn't like it i just know the old people you know yeah i think oh i would crack up at this

00:31:10.680 so this is not blasphemy an old lady confronted me yeah as i was walking in she was walking out

00:31:16.340 just now she goes when i first came in you're thinking about making a baby she's like image 0.97

00:31:20.460 yeah don't do that don't do that that's not it um look at those legs though they're toned

00:31:26.340 they are you see the definition yeah on the calf muscle in particular yeah yeah um

00:31:31.780 yeah i don't know i don't know guys would you if we gave you a copy of this would you hang it in

00:31:36.880 your home no okay a fridge magnet okay a fridge magnet would you would you possibly a hot dog

00:31:44.720 scented candle yes you know like the ones with this yeah yeah yeah okay so have the fake hot

00:31:50.000 dog on top you know like how they add the stuff on top i like that yeah like it has to be like

00:31:55.340 on the front of the candle and then it smells like a hot dog i like it i think it's a plan

00:31:59.360 all right so thank you we can burn hot dog scented candles back here uh we might set off

00:32:04.620 the fire alarms uh are there fire alarms uh wait before riley leaves we have one more thing to show

00:32:10.140 what's the other thing we're gonna show this is scary i didn't know we had a secondary thing to 1.00

00:32:13.320 show i mean people want one i think it's great i just um i just think the old people would get

00:32:19.700 upset what if we okay okay check this out you know how they have those candles with the saints 0.86

00:32:24.060 and everything on them if we started putting those around in the back i think they would

00:32:28.080 overlook them for a really long time they would see them they would register them as just the

00:32:34.240 regular ones that you can get in in publics i think even has them and then they'd walk right

00:32:38.980 by them and it would take months and months for them to realize there's a little baby with toned

00:32:43.020 legs and hot dogs and it's actually me um get a hot dog i think that's a great idea with baby

00:32:50.260 legs in the sandals yeah i think there's something to that i'm sorry this is not coming up but i'm

00:32:55.500 trying to i'm trying to get the video that we that we took earlier today oh no well which video

00:33:00.840 it's just not it's just not loading for some reason oh that's all right what what video did

00:33:05.240 we take today you don't remember the video we took today no well

00:33:09.720 it's here but it's not being pulled up for some reason

00:33:14.720 oh he would notice immediately because he doesn't like any of that like idols and icons

00:33:19.900 kind of stuff he hates um you know i believe it was uh um jinn who got him a bunch of little

00:33:27.720 tiny jesus's the little rubber jesus's and he did have them out here though oh no we put them out

00:33:32.700 there and we hid them yeah and it took him a long time to find them all he even found the ones that

00:33:36.940 we put inside the ear holes of the stags and and and deer heads that we have around so um all right

00:33:44.480 so sorry this is not low we don't have a reason riley i'm sorry i'll pull it up well thank you

00:33:48.800 i do think we're gonna do candles now yeah that's that's the move but they have to smell like a hot

00:33:52.960 dog or ketchup or mustard i think hot dog water is probably pretty easy to get your hands on

00:33:57.860 hot dog water hot dog water candles ketchup dirty dirty dirty water dog candles dirty water dog

00:34:05.340 candles i think that's the move thank you all right thank you riley this is gonna be great

00:34:09.520 i think this is a uh stellar business idea yeah i think if you brought this to shark 0.91

00:34:14.720 yo what the fuck was that that was crazy that didn't even sound like it came from my headphones 0.95

00:34:21.500 it sounded like it came from over my shoulder that was nuts the video isn't loading what is it 0.99

00:34:25.340 what did we take today ah hold on just all right go ahead and keep reading so all right let's get

00:34:29.940 back to the story can you hit the spooky music button for me okay um so uh she was that's right

00:34:38.680 she wanted to go to pound town with sam tripoli uh sam seemed to brush it off and was distracted

00:34:44.520 with everything else that was going on that's actually really crazy kate because clearly you

00:34:49.680 know it was not a good time things were going badly and kate's you know major concern was

00:34:55.360 pound town with sam triply so talk about priorities as the world was ending um i ended up in a room

00:35:02.020 with some other man and it felt like i was being trafficked good god this is a roller coaster

00:35:07.520 what's happening then some bad guy was about to come in and rape me what and i woke up just as 0.97

00:35:16.120 the doorknob was turning jeez man okay i think i have the video guys what the hell 0.99

00:35:22.640 it's not playing what are we um bro you gotta stop playing that fucking sound oh 0.97

00:35:31.640 okay well riley's riley's out the room but it's fine well uh yeah we'll just play yeah i forgot 0.94

00:35:39.640 that we recorded this this is this is something that i don't like that happens now uh periodically

00:35:45.180 as i show up to work um it seems that everyone is taken to uh well yeah i guess you'll see

00:35:52.480 so david comes in to work and uh riley hides behind the door the girls yeah the girls at

00:36:01.480 the shop really have taken to scaring him yeah dude and they do a good job yeah they do

00:36:06.980 unbelievable pull it back to the main it's a can you do it in slow motion uh i don't know that

00:36:19.400 would be fun is there any way let's see if we got settings and and uh speed yeah oh hey half

00:36:25.820 speed henry do half speed henry let's go little half speed henry what's this look like

00:36:36.980 oh my god bro such an easy mark man i get i get jumpy i'm looking you played it i played it and

00:36:45.020 you jumped two times and i jumped i'm i'm very jumpy all right let's get back to the music guys 0.95

00:36:51.460 this is this has been a shit what a crazy show huh uh i was at this is another dream i was in 0.97

00:36:57.140 an elite party trying to infiltrate and get in with the freemasons to expose them all that's 0.99

00:37:02.660 just the whole dream kate's fucking dreams are crazy uh let's keep it going hold on a second 0.98

00:37:09.360 uh here's another one i looked out my window and multiple crowds of people were walking down my 1.00

00:37:15.960 road wearing high heels tranny invasion question mark and then four native men she's got that just 0.51

00:37:24.080 just that uh just the the inclusion of maybe oh yeah yeah yeah like is it possible is it possible 0.87

00:37:30.880 that this was this actually happened in my town a training invasion um what should i do and then 0.91

00:37:35.980 four native men and this is what it says i'm not saying this i would never say this alaskan niggers 0.97

00:37:41.040 whoa slowly came up towards my truck and they were going to steal it they got those there she's got a 0.99

00:37:47.380 real everybody that mexicans the black people they're constantly stealing uh in her dreams 0.97

00:37:53.760 and i yelled out my door back away from the truck and then some black guy was filming my truck 0.99

00:38:00.660 and my house to later steal things to later steal things oh my god um some of my favorite people 0.97

00:38:10.520 this is an amazing series of dreams here's another wildly racist uh oh yeah my crazy yes 0.97

00:38:16.020 yeah perfect slate paralysis shadow people disdain for blacks if she's not married by now 0.96

00:38:22.580 fellas what are we doing here anybody willing to uh go to alaska to go to pound town

00:38:28.120 in a consensual even marital uh way yes we'll find out later in our bible segment at the end 1.00

00:38:34.940 of this episode by the way uh hicktown honey's gonna have pushed her baby out and that's why

00:38:39.480 she's not in the chat anymore okay here's another one uh a ghost was pushing an empty wheelchair

00:38:47.620 then i saw a baby ghost that's not funny to me like an infant that was dead and became a ghost

00:38:57.300 very disturbing yeah that's a that's what a baby ghost would be i had to stay up in the woods for

00:39:03.460 some reason and the ghost would randomly control wires and choke people out and kill them what

00:39:10.120 this is this is like a baby ghost is this what the baby goes with a baby ghost oh my goodness

00:39:14.920 look at him it's it's so well done it's so good but you know what's crazy is it's it's better

00:39:20.400 than the orthodox art if you just listen it is because it's it's like a proportional anatomy

00:39:26.000 yeah yeah the demons in the ai were like this is bad this is bad fix it it's interesting that

00:39:31.560 ai demons can't replicate it exactly they make it no they can replicate it they just don't 0.95

00:39:36.240 understand why it would be so garbage that's true they're like why would you have like a very long

00:39:40.560 skinny nose yeah why are his eyeballs like the size of gray alien that was crazy very strange 0.97

00:39:45.620 that picture of jesus was nuts nightmarish some would say i went back and looked at that picture

00:39:51.380 like two to three times last night it's so good panda flies just going back to it it's so crazy

00:39:56.260 um okay so the baby ghost is choking people um

00:40:01.240 okay here's another one another dream i went to close my front door after feeling a dark 0.98

00:40:09.480 presence always with the blackness is here we go with the blacks again uh as i went to close the 0.67

00:40:15.460 door it was extremely cold in that spot and there was even some ice on that place where i lock it 0.96

00:40:22.300 then i shut it and flipped off the area like middle finger style flipped it off uh which

00:40:29.000 felt creepy oh where it felt creepy she flipped off the okay i like that after i did that it got

00:40:35.600 even darker and there was an evil presence all over my house the presence made it go dark inside

00:40:42.160 my house and the cold was overwhelming to me that's it that's it great stories no there's more

00:40:52.980 oh oh my god actually this is still the same story okay this is the wait about i i want to

00:40:58.140 read a different story we're almost done we're almost done it's actually yeah we're we're way

00:41:02.140 past the halfway mark uh so continuing the overwhelming cold i went to rush to the window

00:41:07.340 to open the blinds and let the light in and as soon as i opened the blinds it became dark

00:41:12.860 and cloudy outside everywhere was darkness

00:41:16.880 that's it i went to get my phone you should end all of these with that's it that's it i went to

00:41:26.680 get my phone but it wouldn't let off any light so i tried to turn on the fan light and it kept

00:41:32.800 clicking but it wouldn't turn on that's it so actually total darkness that's all i remember

00:41:40.360 pretty close pretty close um fuck okay all right there's a lot of we're gonna say we'll save it 0.96

00:41:47.260 from this point on and we'll we'll move on to somebody else we'll come back to a crime family 0.98

00:41:52.520 had me and my pets this is crazy she's just and kate loves her pets by the way she loves her pets 0.73

00:41:59.140 so that's why they keep entering all the dreams so a crime family she wouldn't not going to say

00:42:03.260 what type i'd assume italian when you say crime family yeah yeah but i don't think that's what

00:42:07.160 she means no i think she means black i don't know i don't know is that what you just call a group of

00:42:12.320 blacks what did i say yeah you put the tweet up of the girls with those things and i called them 0.60

00:42:18.920 crime that was very funny very funny then somebody told stole my tweet an hour later and killed with 0.86

00:42:24.540 they had her pets captured and living against their will they were nice but i couldn't leave

00:42:31.000 without them killing me they were nice uh then we were in a gunfight with another family and i was

00:42:36.960 worried about my animals i packed them up and tried to leave but the crime boss caught me

00:42:41.240 and made me lay down and meditate the crime boss that's it that's it these are gangster stories

00:42:48.900 i like them uh i don't know which way they're going but they're they're all kind of gangster

00:42:52.900 we have so many stories okay okay we're gonna put a pin in it let me write this down and we're

00:42:57.140 gonna pick it up from we've got a story called floppy dong by the way another one is about

00:43:01.440 blacks because the next story she's about to tell starts with a car of thugs

00:43:05.940 just racial epithets where we have to figure out of thugs that is actually very funny okay uh we're

00:43:16.640 gonna come back to kate's stories uh either if we have time at the end of this episode or uh

00:43:21.000 another one so let's go on who do you want to go to next there's a story called red eye demon

00:43:25.820 there's a story called floppy dong hole so we read quite a bit of them the other day so where

00:43:31.060 we're starting from is right after matthew wait wait there's a story from atma uh is it new because

00:43:41.280 we might have read it already i don't know it's unclicked on it we're starting from uh spiffy

00:43:44.920 customs it's called atmos wild story where is where do you see that oh floppy dong encounter

00:43:53.200 with lilith guys we we are we have to read we have an abundance of riches here but atmos says

00:44:00.240 that we nah you oh we did read it okay okay so let's read nathan's floppy dong hole encounter

00:44:07.660 with lilith no let's keep fighting about what to read well we can't read atmos because we already

00:44:12.340 did well fine nathan's floppy dong hole hell yeah originally sent in august of last year no oh we

00:44:24.380 missed it oh this was sent on my birthday your birthday's in august no july said well he resented

00:44:30.760 i guess my birthday seven this is an interesting uh little correlation here july the seventh month

00:44:39.160 The seventh day of the month at 7 a.m. is when he sent this.

00:44:43.420 Divine Feminine?

00:44:45.120 Some would say. 0.91

00:44:45.720 You tell me.

00:44:47.020 All right, you got to read this one.

00:44:49.260 All right, Nathan.

00:44:50.060 We're not going to dox your last name.

00:44:52.260 Hmm.

00:44:53.180 Good morning.

00:44:54.200 Good morrow.

00:44:55.180 Good morrow.

00:44:56.320 Fine, sirs.

00:44:57.580 And a good morrow to you too, Nancy.

00:44:59.160 She ain't here.

00:45:00.300 So don't worry about her. 0.98

00:45:01.100 I said Matt, but it's only two Ts.

00:45:02.780 And once again, just reiterating, the memo has gone out.

00:45:05.220 from this moment forward we'll give you some time to acclimate but it's five t's minimum for matt's

00:45:10.160 name uh yes he has gained an extra two t's five t minimum for matt's name uh my name is nate thank

00:45:18.040 god that you said that and i have been a listener of nds since its inception okay as i was one of

00:45:24.400 raven's five regular viewers hell yeah not nice where are you reading this uh you don't see this

00:45:31.720 floppy dong hole yeah yeah it says good morrow matt and nancy as well i debated between going 0.79

00:45:39.060 with oh no wait i'm reading some other shit then yeah i don't know he sent it he sent two 0.71

00:45:44.160 different ones can you send that to me please uh yes i can uh how do i do that floppy dong hole 0.96

00:45:52.960 encounter with lilith yeah floppy dong hole encounter with lilith all right this one was

00:45:57.000 sent on June 26th. This guy, this is very

00:45:58.800 confusing. You know what we do need?

00:46:01.320 An Asian producer that can organize

00:46:03.120 these things for us. Where is that bitch? 1.00

00:46:06.420 You know? 1.00

00:46:07.420 You know? Sometimes.

00:46:09.460 Good morrow, fine sir, and good

00:46:11.040 morrow to Matt, with two Ts only.

00:46:13.080 And Nancy as well.

00:46:14.800 I debated between going to an 0.99

00:46:17.080 Ophanim? 0.95

00:46:19.240 I don't know what that is.

00:46:20.860 Ophanim? Well, let's Google that.

00:46:23.140 I just recently saw 0.99

00:46:24.840 Ophanim. 0.93

00:46:27.000 oh phantom the wheels oh oh the wheels within the wheels with the eyes of the wheels we know

00:46:32.520 what that is i did a whole drawing of that okay hmm uh that i recently saw on my encounter with

00:46:38.580 lilith in my testimony i mentioned i'd write about lilith so here it goes okay okay thunder crashes

00:46:44.380 outside boom you didn't you just touch the buttons you thought about it i never i never

00:46:54.540 once had thunder no that's true we should get that thunder i like that all right it was so

00:47:01.480 it was so loud that the jolt uh up i i stood up right out of my bed from a deep sleep

00:47:06.900 my whole house shakes and rattles as my heart beats so hard i can almost hear it you remember 0.92

00:47:13.060 that time that we uh read somebody's shit and we said it was ai and then stopped reading and they 0.93

00:47:16.940 got mad at us and then we said we would read it and then we never started again because i don't 0.92

00:47:19.820 know where it is and i lost it and i can't find it and so we can't read it anymore but it was about

00:47:23.200 a cat man and it didn't seem real but i wouldn't worry about it because that guy doesn't listen

00:47:26.420 anymore oh is he orthodoxy he's a cat guy i like cats well i'm not orthodox i worry about you

00:47:34.840 sometimes david i like cats i've been liking cats more too i know this is not what we're supposed

00:47:40.460 to be doing here but i've been liking them more too tell me more i've seen a i've been watching

00:47:45.560 a lot of animal videos yeah that's nice sometimes to do and the cats really been uh they're silly 0.51

00:47:51.760 they're silly they do weird things i like when they when they look at you and they go 0.69

00:47:56.240 and they slap they smack you yeah i like that yeah i like when they'll have like a chick 1.00

00:48:01.340 that's doing like a makeup tutorial and they just come behind them fucking stupid 1.00

00:48:05.620 i love that i love that when they smack stupid bitches it is good i like when they make weird 1.00

00:48:14.440 yeah i kind of like cats now yeah they do make a lot of weird noises my cat will be in the next 1.00

00:48:18.020 room and just go like what the fuck was that about my cat sometimes comes over to my cat the

00:48:25.660 my headboard and then just bites the air around it for a while just 0.98

00:48:31.020 that's it and then leaves it's always the same spot there's nothing there because it's the air 0.64

00:48:39.960 but she just comes over and it's very strange how dare you how dare you how dare

00:48:48.020 you oh yeah and then cats are great um outdoors if you have like property and trying to get rid 0.99

00:48:54.140 of mice and shit cats are killer for that yeah barn cats crush okay we'll talk about cats a 0.95

00:48:59.040 little bit more after the show so he listened to the rain patter against the window as another 0.99

00:49:03.520 flash of lightning lit up his whole bedroom followed by a loud crash that filled my room

00:49:08.080 with deep rumbles deep rumbles when the lightning flashed i thought it was something out of the

00:49:12.220 corner of my eye in the doorway but once the darkness blanketed my room i couldn't see anything

00:49:17.560 I just saw a dark, empty hallway that leads to my living room.

00:49:21.180 I hear what sounded like my cat.

00:49:22.920 Hey, there you go.

00:49:24.400 This guy's a cat guy too.

00:49:25.800 His cat knocking something over in the kitchen.

00:49:28.300 I heard it again and decided, I better go see what she's doing.

00:49:33.160 As I was getting out of bed, there was another flash of lightning

00:49:36.060 and something at the end of my hallway caught my attention.

00:49:39.660 I was able to turn my head fast enough to see a white silhouette

00:49:43.320 before disappearing into the darkness.

00:49:45.820 Interesting.

00:49:46.740 The hairs on the back of my neck raised up

00:49:49.580 as my whole body tingled in the electrifying

00:49:51.620 sensation of goosebumps.

00:49:53.320 My heart began to race as I reached

00:49:55.460 for my phone to turn on my flashlight.

00:49:57.960 I turned it on and pointed at the

00:49:59.540 doorway and as I proceeded down the hole

00:50:01.340 I made my way down

00:50:03.500 doing my best to avoid any creaks in the floor.

00:50:06.460 Reaching the end of the

00:50:07.560 hole, heart still pounding

00:50:09.560 out of my chest, I took a deep breath

00:50:11.600 before turning the corner to the kitchen.

00:50:14.080 Right as I turned the corner, the whole

00:50:15.460 kitchen lit up again in a brilliant flash of light

00:50:17.500 followed by an insanely

00:50:19.260 loud crash of thunder 1.00

00:50:20.760 a pale faced woman 0.98

00:50:22.760 with the blackest eyes I have ever seen 1.00

00:50:25.580 was right in front of me

00:50:27.160 screaming louder than the thunder 1.00

00:50:28.980 as she lunged at my face 1.00

00:50:31.000 the fuck bro? what the hell? you're just walking around 1.00

00:50:33.500 your house and this is happening?

00:50:35.060 yeah so as he walked into his kitchen 1.00

00:50:36.720 this lady just screams at his face 1.00

00:50:39.660 a pale face? yeah 1.00

00:50:41.000 did he react like David?

00:50:43.360 no I don't know why

00:50:45.140 i'm so jumpy i get jumpy you know what maybe that's why you're so jumpy didn't it like tinge 0.96

00:50:50.600 your neck she did it to you right and you like fucking tweet your neck a little bit yeah but 0.92

00:50:54.060 like i i kind of like looked in she scared me and i like looked too quick and i'm like oh you 1.00

00:50:57.740 fucking bitch but i didn't jump like that i'm a little too old to be fucking she was kind of 1.00

00:51:01.560 upset scaring she was like i thought i'd scare you more i'm like i'm a little hurt i like scaring 1.00

00:51:05.360 my family my wife does not like my wife when i scare her she gets very mad which is a shame

00:51:11.820 because i would love to create a series where i scare my wife and um but the the disproportionate

00:51:19.080 anger that i receive when i scare her is not worth it but i know that it would be so funny

00:51:24.860 like if i just had a series where i was constantly scaring my wife it would be so fun um also i have

00:51:32.520 this thing where if i try to scare people i almost always give it away because my imagination is so

00:51:37.680 vivid that while i'm hiding i can see it all how it's going to happen in my mind and then i start

00:51:43.380 laughing i remember i scared my cousin one time so bad because i was hiding in his closet and 0.99

00:51:48.160 before he could get before i could scare him i just started going and he was like what the fuck 0.97

00:51:53.580 is that it was just me fucking breathing because i was laughing real hard already uh so i would 0.99

00:52:00.220 love to record these things but uh like i said my wife gets mad i also love scaring my son you 0.98

00:52:04.780 don't scare your kids or your wife they don't like it either oh i know they're no fun it's very fun

00:52:09.760 to do but now when they get all upset with you i'm posting this here david gets scared at work 0.99

00:52:14.680 oh motherfucker i know i was scared she got a really good version of it because she put the 0.98

00:52:18.360 camera right in my face yeah i gotta get that version yeah all right let's keep reading i don't 0.99

00:52:23.080 remember where you were here we go i just said that like i figured it out i didn't and now on

00:52:27.620 with the story okay what that wasn't the story the story uh the story starts uh around summer 0.55

00:52:33.740 of last year you could also call it a spirited sequel to my first email we don't fucking know 0.51

00:52:39.220 i think this is the one that we skipped around at no before i do that i have to say two things 0.67

00:52:45.700 that the holy spirit wants me to say oh okay okie dokie first thing take a look at this picture

00:52:50.780 it's a link do i want to click on that it's gonna be a butthole the picture is called an 0.95

00:52:55.100 offering to ball oh that's a crazy fucking picture fine i'll look whoa yeah all right this thing 0.96

00:53:02.200 Look at that. 1.00

00:53:03.200 Look at this shit. 1.00

00:53:04.140 Look at that shit. 1.00

00:53:06.520 I don't like that. 1.00

00:53:08.200 Check that shit out. 1.00

00:53:09.040 It's in a Mayan temple. 1.00

00:53:10.040 Oh, good.

00:53:10.240 Mike from Missouri actually loves Chronicles so much,

00:53:13.380 which is funny because I'm always like,

00:53:14.700 we're doing such a bad job.

00:53:15.660 Yeah, he's like, do you guys like this?

00:53:17.100 We're doing this badly.

00:53:19.180 Do you like this?

00:53:20.100 So there's Baal. 0.84

00:53:21.420 There's his offering. 1.00

00:53:22.220 It's a naked, naked, naked bitch. 1.00

00:53:26.900 Thrice naked. 1.00

00:53:30.040 It's been used in a very old newspaper.

00:53:32.200 but it's a little ball that was founded in lebanon and other things okay cool

00:53:45.000 hell yeah look at his staff now look here he's got a lot of instruction yeah he does have an 0.98

00:53:51.780 interesting staff okay what am i looking at uh this this shit see the staff i can't know i know 0.95

00:53:58.180 but then he says now look here and okay uh oh i get it i now look here see palantir's logo oh 0.99

00:54:06.240 damn yeah palantir's logo looks like it let's share palantir's shit out you fucking top left 0.95

00:54:12.220 corner you gotta zoom in that is very interesting it also says apollo that's interesting yeah this 0.99

00:54:17.600 is probably an updated version of their website as well check that out we don't like that no don't 0.91

00:54:22.120 like that very much it's a goddamn symbol for ball okay aside from the staff it derives from 0.99

00:54:27.240 the bullhorns with the red sun aka hathor he's now look here hathor now look at this shit oh 1.00

00:54:32.500 i see what you mean oh man this guy's on to something look at this guy he knows his shit 1.00

00:54:36.540 is this nathan but crush nathan butt crush no that's not what i said 1.00

00:54:41.240 nathan you crushed butt you crushed butt that's fucking that's okay bro the egyptians included 0.99

00:54:49.020 a serpent for added flair by the way a little bit of flair the red sun is the eye of ra 1.00

00:54:54.720 Sekhmet Medusa

00:54:56.280 and Wormwood

00:54:58.480 okay let's look at that

00:54:59.600 he doesn't have a picture of that but Wormwood's the asteroid

00:55:02.780 yeah that's supposed to make the waters bitter 0.57

00:55:04.880 yes yes yes Sekhmet 1.00

00:55:06.240 so it's all the same shit 1.00

00:55:08.340 that's right it is 0.99

00:55:09.760 here's Hathor Sekhmet

00:55:12.740 oh Cherry is 0.54

00:55:14.520 butt crush 1.00

00:55:15.160 Medusa there's the red sun around her head 1.00

00:55:18.760 look at that bitch 1.00

00:55:20.080 we just talked about Medusa 1.00

00:55:22.720 Dallas Spitfire had a crazy

00:55:24.680 encounter with the medusa yeah dude so remember he wrote in he wrote in episode five to talk about 0.88

00:55:30.060 a medusa entity yeah and he wrote in again about his crazy ex who was like fucking possessed by it 0.58

00:55:39.080 and dude the story's really crazy i don't want to i don't want to bury the lead but you should 0.64

00:55:43.000 go and listen to that or at least read the email in your in you know whenever you have time because 0.97

00:55:47.320 uh dallas is all fucked up huh that's got some shit going on it's a lot of sense these guys are 0.98

00:55:54.020 damn it man i didn't i didn't want to stay for that third episode yeah dude three episodes in 1.00

00:55:59.980 a row really does a thing to your psyche where you decided not to yeah you just get on the show 0.99

00:56:04.340 and then you suck you know that's how it goes i i don't have that much in me i can do two shows 0.99

00:56:08.400 and then that's fucking it looking forward to bro grove where we're gonna do seven hours of them 1.00

00:56:12.460 we're gonna do seven hours of shows we love you let's go uh there's biblical threads too 0.97

00:56:19.020 but that's in a later email there's another email that we've missed by the way i i do want

00:56:23.900 to tell people a little bit about what we have planned with

00:56:25.940 with owen oh what do we have

00:56:27.900 planned to

00:56:28.660 on you know

00:56:31.940 bro he mean growth thing that we're gonna do

00:56:33.600 we're gonna talk with him this is

00:56:35.740 such a cool idea

00:56:36.760 and dr heatherlyn at the same time

00:56:40.020 about whether or not they

00:56:41.760 ate charlie kirk not

00:56:43.740 them not that no not that they would do

00:56:45.800 that no

00:56:46.340 but that somebody

00:56:49.940 would in general did

00:56:51.380 somebody did i like that

00:56:53.340 man they were saying that like their security team was their mouths were covered in blood

00:56:58.620 after i don't know also by the way as far as these tickets go the the vip tickets nobody listened to 0.95

00:57:04.660 any directions about tagging us and all the people and it's fucking time to do this so 0.80

00:57:08.680 what i'll say is like maybe they should should they just email us like if you really want to 0.82

00:57:13.340 go when you have the means to go and you can make it but you don't have the money for the vip tickets

00:57:16.720 and we do have a couple of giveaway like maybe just fucking reach out to us and we'll decide 0.78

00:57:20.560 whether or not you do the work you reach out to us we have tickets to give away it's you guys 0.93

00:57:26.160 don't listen to directions where we say go and spam other content creators to tell them to have

00:57:30.580 on nephilim death squads you guys are ungrateful and you have no work ethic and that's fine so

00:57:36.520 instead we got to give away these tickets if you really want to come and you can figure out all 1.00

00:57:41.340 the shit they're gonna come to make it you know we have a couple if you're a poor slob who's 1.00

00:57:46.500 disgusting and unworthy hit us up maybe we'll give you the tickets i don't know clip that 1.00

00:57:52.680 okay so you guys talked to the guy crow seven seven uh yeah we did yeah all about wormwood 0.99

00:58:00.580 and the sun shit like that second thing four main aliens being the nordics pleiadians reptilians 0.63

00:58:05.320 insectoids and the grays yes yes yes he provides scripture for all of them so oh second corinthians 0.98

00:58:11.420 and no marvel for satan himself transformed to an angel of light that's like the pleiadians for 0.79

00:58:16.000 the tall whites. Reptilians are seraphim.

00:58:18.300 There's no scripture provided there, but yes, 1.00

00:58:20.060 I would agree. 2 Kings

00:58:21.920 talks about insectoids or mantids.

00:58:24.580 It says,

00:58:25.200 and as

00:58:27.180 Ahaziah, that's how you say the name,

00:58:30.340 fell through a lattice in his upper chamber

00:58:31.920 that was in Samaria and was sick, and he sent

00:58:33.880 messengers and said unto them,

00:58:35.760 go inquire of Beelzebub,

00:58:37.840 the god of Ekron, whether I shall

00:58:39.780 recover of this disease. Also, Beelzebub 0.95

00:58:41.680 translates to lord of the flies.

00:58:43.660 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can see that.

00:58:44.860 I can see that.

00:58:45.600 Oh, that's gross, right?

00:58:46.840 Insectoid God.

00:58:47.980 We kind of did this with somebody recently where they said that, right?

00:58:50.880 Yeah. 1.00

00:58:51.080 These things and the grays and the unclean spirits like frogs with their big stupid eyes, right? 1.00

00:58:55.560 Yep, that's right. 1.00

00:58:56.740 That's the next thing he was going to go through.

00:58:57.940 That was Revelation 16, 13.

00:58:59.560 So first instance.

00:59:00.940 So like I said, he said, Nathan said.

00:59:03.520 Somebody said it.

00:59:04.480 Like he said, this story starts in late summer, in last summer of 2025, the first encounter.

00:59:09.520 That's crazy, huh?

00:59:10.360 That's a little late in the game to be having these encounters.

00:59:12.640 Cheat.

00:59:12.880 i mean i'm i'm about done with encounters yeah yeah i'm all i'm all good on the encounters

00:59:18.520 yeah you know i'm saying i shouldn't be talking i always think about saying that and then i'm like 0.67

00:59:23.100 i shouldn't talk shit because then tonight might be the night right right i just like my sleep you 0.85

00:59:28.460 know what i was saying too i was like my kids haven't gotten sick in a long time you know when 0.98

00:59:31.620 when james is like oh yeah i sacrifice like he there's a portal to prayer at midnight there's a

00:59:38.080 portal to prayer at three you know which makes sense because it's called the witching hour

00:59:43.360 among witches and occultists but like if the veil is thinnest they usually just invert they didn't

00:59:51.560 create the thin veil he does it at 3 p.m though i think he does it at 3 a.m as well oh yeah pretty

00:59:57.660 sure let me let me check real quick because i was texting him the other day and um and he said

01:00:01.920 something about that but oh west has sent something too what's west got that's funny

01:00:08.420 that's very funny um so anyway if that is the case like they didn't create that

01:00:12.960 no it's something that's available right we're right so to sacrifice those hours of sleep

01:00:19.300 to communicate with god that is like a real sack like i know that's a real sacrifice because i 0.91

01:00:24.680 like sleep and if i wasn't such a sleepy bitch i could be up at midnight and 3 a.m 0.85

01:00:31.420 talking to god yeah and uh instead i do be sleeping but to me i'm like yeah that that 0.96

01:00:39.740 seems like something god would like like oh look at this dude look at the initiative he's taking

01:00:43.340 look he could be sleeping right now but instead he's waking up and he's trying to communicate with 0.99

01:00:47.420 me hell yeah yeah it's like fasting i like that shit that's what we were talking about with matt 0.98

01:00:53.080 yesterday about the idea of fasting is like generally food but really fasting is like uh 0.99

01:00:57.540 denying yourself

01:00:59.400 something physical. So I suppose sleep

01:01:01.960 would be that. I do be liking

01:01:03.880 sleep. Deny it, baby. It's nice.

01:01:06.800 So he had the volume

01:01:07.900 at a low level. He had

01:01:09.820 Bob's Burger on, listening to it at a low level.

01:01:13.040 Since everyone's asleep,

01:01:14.200 I'm awake thanks to working nights. 0.81

01:01:16.100 That sucks, dude. That's probably why you're having some 0.54

01:01:17.960 of these things there. So he turns his

01:01:20.000 subtitles on because he's a psychopath like that. 0.98

01:01:22.000 I do the same thing. Suddenly, 0.96

01:01:24.120 I hear whispering. Yes, that

01:01:25.940 kind of whispering the chant like indiscernible type cool i look up from my laptop perplexed

01:01:31.460 trying to figure out where it's coming from and at that same moment my dog hears it and looks up 0.88

01:01:35.800 in the same direction and lets out a meow oh shit strange which is jarring for a dog uh the whispers 0.73

01:01:43.900 stop now it's one thing uh it's one thing if i hear something weird and spooky it's something 0.94

01:01:50.340 else entirely when you share that with someone else even if that someone is a pet i live in a

01:01:55.920 two-story townhome and everyone was

01:01:58.060 asleep. I also only

01:02:00.100 have one neighbor, but I've

01:02:02.140 never heard them talk through the walls, let alone

01:02:04.060 whisper. Do you know that

01:02:05.480 the townhome thing kind of reminds me

01:02:08.140 of Toad a bit? He lives in a... Toad.

01:02:09.940 Toad. Hey, there's that person.

01:02:12.800 He lives in a townhouse

01:02:14.080 and he thought that his ice maker

01:02:15.980 was haunted for the longest time.

01:02:17.800 That's an interesting thing. What the fuck 1.00

01:02:20.060 are you talking about? Yeah, we just made fun 1.00

01:02:21.960 of him. His ice maker was whispering?

01:02:24.580 Yeah, like it was like talking to him through the

01:02:26.460 and he thought it was like, this is

01:02:28.520 broken. This thing must be broken.

01:02:30.580 Did it ever make any

01:02:32.440 words? You know, we didn't

01:02:34.700 like, we didn't really let him talk. We didn't investigate.

01:02:36.740 You just made fun of him. Yeah, we were just like,

01:02:38.580 what are you talking about? I don't know what we're talking about.

01:02:41.240 Oh, shit. That's funny, dude. 1.00

01:02:42.700 I got that button. Man.

01:02:44.700 That's crazy. Yeah, we should ask him about that.

01:02:46.960 Yeah, I mean. He'll probably

01:02:48.480 just like kind of shoo-shoo and write it off.

01:02:50.300 But I'm like, that was a pretty serious thing.

01:02:52.320 Anyway, second instance.

01:02:54.020 I've mentioned that I work at a glass tempering facility before.

01:02:57.260 Did you?

01:02:58.160 I don't remember that.

01:02:59.260 Maybe if you remember that first.

01:03:00.440 If you watched the first, but I don't know if we ever read the first, did the first one.

01:03:05.440 I have a bad memory.

01:03:07.260 Mike from Missouri said, Ice Maker is the level one enemy of every schizophrenic.

01:03:12.780 Yeah, it is. 0.50

01:03:15.140 I've mentioned that I worked there at a glass.

01:03:18.280 I believe you.

01:03:18.940 Yeah, where I was at at this time was indeed, was the in-feed of the furnace.

01:03:25.040 Basically, I'm the first person on the line and just push glass.

01:03:28.340 It's really not extravagant.

01:03:30.340 Ha ha.

01:03:31.160 That wasn't funny.

01:03:32.640 Sometimes the glass is either too big or too heavy or both to pick up.

01:03:36.220 So we have cranes that we can use to do the heavy lifting.

01:03:38.400 You know what?

01:03:38.980 I want to say something really quickly.

01:03:40.580 Send a picture of a crane.

01:03:41.760 Hell yeah.

01:03:42.780 Hell yeah.

01:03:43.200 There's, so as far as the Albarino costume competition goes. 0.99

01:03:47.600 Hey, look at that. 0.88

01:03:48.300 Look at that. 0.95

01:03:48.940 Look at that cream.

01:03:50.500 I put a post out there and I asked the Patreon members if anybody was going to sign up.

01:03:55.560 If we have 20, we could do a full show.

01:03:58.520 If we have at least 10, we could do a segment. 0.95

01:04:01.700 Literally fucking nobody volunteered to do the Alvarino costume competition. 0.90

01:04:07.240 I'll toss it out. 0.96

01:04:08.280 If we had an influx of people on Patreon tonight that are saying they'll do the Timothy Alvarino costume competition,

01:04:16.240 we need at least 10 entries in order to do this um then it's on if not then we have to

01:04:22.300 you know axe the entire thing and move on i already put it out there you guys are really 0.99

01:04:27.080 bad at directions that people didn't want to dress like a faggot in the sun touche yeah touche 0.99

01:04:32.100 weird i understand that which is fine but in order to do an albarino costume competition we first 0.99

01:04:38.620 need people to dress up like albarino he's getting very pushy i'm getting very pushy it's just i've

01:04:42.700 been giving them a lot of direction lately and they just smile if i were you guys i wouldn't do

01:04:46.700 it yeah yeah and that's fine but i tell them if i were you guys i tell them that we do it and i

01:04:51.360 wouldn't do it i'll make a post tonight or or after that maybe i'll even do it during this

01:04:56.220 and i'll say if i was you guys i would email him out every single one of you email him tonight

01:05:01.000 and say that i'm doing it and then i wouldn't do it don't do that that would suck i mean honestly 0.99

01:05:05.780 i have a a whole backup plan so what's the backup jokes on you you stupid bitches um if you do do 1.00

01:05:12.400 that to me i can still navigate it but if you guys want to do this if you want an alvarino costume 1.00

01:05:18.280 competition a pingaling ding says i could just dress up in 10 different costumes um i could do

01:05:24.060 that it's true uh but if you want it to happen you gotta you gotta sign up by tonight if not 0.98

01:05:29.780 then you go fuck yourself okay all right the crane that he was using was something akin uh 0.98

01:05:37.800 to this does he want us to buy this uh this is very expensive and i don't think it would do good 1.00

01:05:44.200 in the fifteen hundred to five thousand dollars is a big uh gap too what's a big difference look

01:05:50.520 you could put like it's suction cup stuff so you just suction that hang it up i do like a suction

01:05:56.360 cup it's very nice yeah yes you can dress any way that you want so if you want to be like a time

01:06:01.080 traveling pirate albarino that is fine but it's got to be recognizable is coming uh we told we 0.98

01:06:07.640 we already know atma be dressing too he dresses like he's uh dressed like a fucking pirate he 0.97

01:06:11.760 doesn't dress like a pirate prior to this day i was starting to become aware of different types 0.99

01:06:16.560 just like a vampire pirate yeah a vampire a vampire would they do better or worse in like

01:06:26.620 that's really funny i just realized that like atma's just saying can i dress like i normally 0.97

01:06:29.920 dress and then just say that it's fucking alvarino like yeah dude do whatever you want to do that

01:06:34.220 you can't do that i don't know maybe it depends if it's desperate to judge something i just need 0.99

01:06:38.700 to judge you all right well i'll let you guys know i'm gonna be judging every single person

01:06:42.540 that walks through that door whether you like oh yeah 100 but if you dress like alvarino you

01:06:46.320 might get a prize that we've not at all orchestrated yet and we'll just put more on our

01:06:50.700 prize do we yeah we got a prize all right it's actually we got a good prize i kind of don't 0.99

01:06:56.780 even want to give it away dress up like fucking alvarino you want to show him the prize ah fuck 1.00

01:07:03.940 them i'm not going to show volunteer to night or it's not happening it's your ass or it's your 1.00

01:07:13.620 fucking ass yeah and i will open hand strike you as you as you come into the in your mouth i'll 1.00

01:07:19.520 pop you in the mouth i'm looking at your fingers you need to type like this i'll go not like a one 1.00

01:07:26.160 where i cock back and do a wide slap how are you gonna do it a fucking like like this i'll do like 1.00

01:07:30.300 this and i'll fucking high five pop you in the mouth high five to your mouth yeah right in your 1.00

01:07:34.340 open mouth i'll say open your mouth and i'll fucking pop you in it right in it uh or it's 1.00

01:07:40.800 not happening yeah the costume competition the costume competition this is content dude 1.00

01:07:49.360 right i'll fucking pop you right in your mouth uh somebody was complaining about our background 0.99

01:07:54.320 music they said they didn't like it who the hell said that somebody on youtube yeah a baby slap 1.00

01:07:58.360 i'll fucking baby slap you in your mouth you baby slap them like this bang yeah 1.00

01:08:09.400 nice baby 1.00

01:08:19.080 that you got to get into when you're doing faces uh it's actually provocative it's

01:08:23.560 making me laugh stop almost like you want to touch i can't do that okay i got to tilt my

01:08:27.640 head this way what if you touch that oh wait that's so perfect dude look at that i mean it's

01:08:33.640 it's close it's close wait wait it's my hair uh oh my hair's all messed up from my hat oh yeah

01:08:41.000 okay okay okay my hair looks terrible look at my hair give give it to them give it to them

01:08:46.360 i can't i gotta do it with my with my hat on because it just looked bad okay wait wait

01:08:49.400 i gotta tell my head this way uh let out an exasperated sigh uh that's it

01:08:55.500 that's it we got it thanks man clip that that's good we got that hey uh

01:09:02.500 but seriously comment

01:09:08.420 comment if they don't want to do this you're in

01:09:14.000 okay they don't want to do it we need at least this is costume content people what you're doing 0.88

01:09:22.200 to people matt get out of here hey matt uh dress up like fucking albarino we need at least 10 people 0.90

01:09:30.820 okay i posted it i posted it so now if you don't uh we got to finish reading the story so okay read 0.95

01:09:37.920 the story because we got to talk about the jews and chuck steiner what's his name i don't remember

01:09:43.240 prior to this day damn what's his name wow i'm not going to remember his name now i'm having a 0.86

01:09:48.280 big brain fart chuck steiner he looks a little retarded chuck chat what's his name prior to this 0.98

01:09:56.040 day i was starting to become aware of the different types of spiritual attacks uh through experience 0.95

01:10:01.440 yeah it's only bound to happen when you learn how to take accountability for your choices and what

01:10:06.880 you can't control at some point but he steps in here he's waving a bunch of single dollar bills

01:10:11.500 around. Who is that? That's Matt.

01:10:13.180 Those are $1 bills. He's got them all fanned out.

01:10:15.340 He owns the place. Okay. At some point,

01:10:17.660 depending on the level of attacks, severity

01:10:19.500 of attacks, and types of attacks, you'll notice a pattern.

01:10:22.520 Well, I was using

01:10:23.600 this crane on a piece of glass that was

01:10:25.640 80-something-odd inches wide and

01:10:27.440 90-something-odd inches long.

01:10:29.680 Long. And the glass was

01:10:31.440 a quarter-inch thick and weighed about

01:10:33.260 250 pounds. When the glass comes to

01:10:35.540 me, it's annealed, not

01:10:37.380 tempered. I don't know what either of those means. I thought this was about

01:10:39.540 a floppy dong hole. Well,

01:10:41.500 We'll find out.

01:10:42.460 And raw cut.

01:10:43.600 This is all about the business.

01:10:45.420 I'm not in the glass business.

01:10:46.680 I don't know what this means.

01:10:47.380 I'm not in the business of glass.

01:10:49.740 We got 20 minutes.

01:10:50.980 It means it's fragile.

01:10:52.660 And then it breaks into the large shards of death 0.99

01:10:54.480 and it's sharp as shit. 0.98

01:10:56.240 Like you could just look at it 0.99

01:10:57.420 and your arm falls off sharp. 1.00

01:10:59.160 Damn. 0.99

01:10:59.980 I'm exaggerating, but really. 1.00

01:11:01.260 Haha.

01:11:01.940 I've been cut, stabbed, and shaved by glass.

01:11:04.840 I've never been shaved by anything.

01:11:07.040 Only my own doing.

01:11:11.500 This crane also, I'm just saying, yeah, I thought about it.

01:11:15.540 I was like, but I've never been shaved by something else.

01:11:18.800 Yeah.

01:11:19.080 I mean, I probably have lost some hair from like a burn razors and stuff like that, like actual razors.

01:11:25.100 Singed.

01:11:25.700 Yeah.

01:11:26.500 So the crane has an air powered tilt motor.

01:11:29.640 When I was tilting the glass down onto my air table, think hockey table, air hockey table, only bigger.

01:11:36.120 right when it was about 45 to 50 degree angle the crane beeps at me and abruptly drops it 0.99

01:11:43.400 sending it straight to my legs specifically my shin region that's my favorite part oh shit 0.95

01:11:49.440 for perspective i only have less than a blink of an eye from the beep to flying guillotine yep 0.97

01:11:55.280 familiar with that idea i was able to back away some but not completely and the glass did hit my

01:12:01.000 shins but by the grace of god i walked away i walked away with just a couple minor scratches 0.97

01:12:05.500 is fuck that cream that's why would you suggest us to buy that no i don't understand trying to 0.99

01:12:11.320 get us hurt you're sabotaging us huh the shop doesn't have good medical you know um like a 0.99

01:12:18.320 plasma table yeah or like a laser table or like even a water jet table some of those words those

01:12:25.280 are all words and some of those tables will articulate not articulate like you know on this

01:12:30.940 axis but they will articulate on this axis so sometimes the laser is stationary and the table

01:12:36.980 itself is moving and there is a function where when you fire the machine up you typically send

01:12:42.540 the table home to square everything and then set zero you would set zero and that's where your new

01:12:48.340 home is and uh one day i was behind that table cleaning and that table is basically the size

01:12:55.360 of this room yeah and somebody didn't know i was back there they hit home and it just went

01:13:00.260 and hit me in the hip and sent me like yeah like i felt like i got hit by a car like i look like 0.74

01:13:05.880 that little baby just and fucking flying through the air and um and i was so embarrassed and then 0.99

01:13:11.860 and then my boss yelled at me instead of uh being like oh my god are you good he's like the fuck is 0.99

01:13:16.780 wrong with you and i was like bitch i was clean and you told me to clean back there so i'm to go 0.99

01:13:20.140 back there and clean, then you try to smash me 1.00

01:13:21.700 on the table, baby. I got hit in my ass. 1.00

01:13:24.000 Damn. Raven's legs are 1.00

01:13:25.880 silky smooth. That's not true. They're all fucking hairy

01:13:28.040 and stuff, Reb. 1.00

01:13:29.840 I disagree. No, those are nice

01:13:31.940 legs. Look at those. My God. Yeah. 1.00

01:13:34.260 My God. What a

01:13:35.600 disaster of an image. First off,

01:13:37.940 I think that these are legs from 1.00

01:13:39.720 an orthodox

01:13:42.160 drawing depicting baby Jesus. And why would

01:13:44.060 you draw his legs so sexy like that? They are 0.94

01:13:46.160 sexy legs. This is a child's 0.52

01:13:48.200 legs why are this why i know see we got to be careful with what we're saying here because 0.99

01:13:52.540 well i mean people could be they could accuse you of that's right all kinds of shit 0.99

01:13:57.940 look at the little feet amy says love the little feet i love them too me too those are stripper 0.99

01:14:05.620 legs yeah kiki says stripper legs agreed man looking good i know man very saying you know

01:14:11.660 what kind of makes me want to shave my legs if i thought my legs were going to look like that 0.66

01:14:15.760 When I shaved them, I might do it.

01:14:17.500 Look at that. It's fucking nice. 0.99

01:14:19.440 We'll decide at Brogrove. 0.99

01:14:20.980 Oh, yeah. We could recreate this. Can we wear those robes at Brogrove?

01:14:24.480 Yeah. Why not?

01:14:25.720 Shouldn't be too hard to get an orange robe and a purple robe.

01:14:27.760 After about an hour or two, I went to throw something away in the trash can and something on the ground caught my eye.

01:14:32.900 My blood dripping from my legs hadn't noticed before.

01:14:35.340 It was a piece of plastic film about three quarters of an inch wide.

01:14:38.680 Imagine a piece of ribbon laid out precisely like Lilith's sigil.

01:14:43.300 her sigil is the cross

01:14:45.780 lowercase H

01:14:46.840 she left her calling card I rebuked it 0.97

01:14:49.660 and removed the piece of trash 1.00

01:14:51.420 you whore she tried to kill you with glass 1.00

01:14:53.800 third instance 1.00

01:14:55.920 actually there's a very

01:14:57.660 interesting tell me more we might not get through this

01:14:59.740 no we're gonna this is the last part

01:15:01.140 there was an interesting documentary

01:15:03.820 that I watched on Netflix I forget

01:15:05.680 the name of it but it was like the craziest

01:15:07.800 something or other

01:15:09.280 forgive me a second let me find it now

01:15:11.480 that's fine yeah say something say something to them

01:15:14.120 look at what i put on patreon go sign up or don't and i really mean it and if you don't do it then

01:15:25.820 we're not going to have an albarino costume competition and i would really like one oh 0.98

01:15:30.260 it's called a toxic love story have you seen this one no crazy ass story is it like a fucking 0.98

01:15:37.760 documentary it's a documentary it's only an hour and a half but it's pretty cool 0.99

01:15:41.860 they give this girl yeah life in prison for uh digital stalking and then she puts ads on

01:15:52.620 craigslist that tell some willing john that she wants him to come to her house 1.00

01:16:00.600 and rape her to do a rape 1.00

01:16:03.160 fantasy. But realistically 1.00

01:16:05.240 she's targeting

01:16:06.220 her ex's new 1.00

01:16:09.360 wife who's pregnant. 1.00

01:16:11.260 Whoa! 0.94

01:16:13.360 The guy shows up.

01:16:14.800 Whoa!

01:16:16.720 Yeah, yeah. I don't like this.

01:16:19.100 Oh, crazy stuff. But there's

01:16:21.080 a lot of twists and turns with this

01:16:23.160 documentary and I don't want to ruin it for people

01:16:24.920 but the premise in the beginning of this is that

01:16:27.000 an ex is sending

01:16:29.080 emails to her

01:16:31.140 ex's new wife

01:16:33.120 who is pregnant.

01:16:35.200 And they are just married.

01:16:36.760 Wishing her a happy, healthy

01:16:39.320 baby delivery.

01:16:41.180 And she's sending them under the name of 0.98

01:16:43.160 Lilith is God

01:16:45.100 or something like that. Wow, that's

01:16:47.060 interesting. Tied into the

01:16:48.820 mythology of Lilith. Yeah. Tied

01:16:50.960 into a lot of biblical scripture.

01:16:53.080 And whatever. It gets

01:16:55.060 to the point where somebody does

01:16:56.940 come because they call in a couple

01:16:58.940 of these rape attempts the first guy that drove there they actually found him for the documentary

01:17:03.380 and he didn't want to show his face but he's like i drove there just do a little light raping

01:17:07.200 something wasn't right like uh something something happened he was like i just didn't go in because

01:17:11.880 that's a that's a weird situation imagine like yeah dude taking part of that is is very strange

01:17:16.660 dude even if everything was consensual she can turn around and just be like yeah i mean i guess 1.00

01:17:21.960 you have a paper trail of emails but fuck fuck but fuck was that part of the thing uh could have 1.00

01:17:28.320 didn't get that far. 1.00

01:17:30.280 That guy turned back

01:17:32.020 the second opportunity or the third

01:17:34.500 time that this happened. She just kept putting

01:17:36.520 him on Craigslist. And guys were like,

01:17:38.560 hell yeah, I'll go do that. Somebody actually

01:17:40.340 found this girl, snuck up behind 1.00

01:17:42.440 her and banged her head against the wall. 1.00

01:17:44.420 Damn! And so they called the cops and there's 1.00

01:17:46.360 a big smear of makeup on the wall and they're like,

01:17:48.360 yeah, I struggled and the guy

01:17:50.400 freaked out and left because

01:17:52.280 I guess... He's like, I guess I'm not really

01:17:54.500 a rapist. Yeah, he's like, oh shit, wrong girl. 1.00

01:17:56.320 What a way to find out you're not about it, huh? 0.99

01:17:57.780 yeah like i thought you was about maybe maybe you thought it was the wrong girl the guy left

01:18:01.220 so that's like an actionable offense they call the police they go to this lady's house they

01:18:05.400 arrest her yeah they give her rape her 20 to life she's in jail good for life yeah yeah i mean

01:18:13.360 and the girl doesn't they said is this being the husband and you're like why are these dudes keep 1.00

01:18:18.960 trying to rape my pregnant wife this story gets even crazier but the fuck basically she's put in 0.99

01:18:25.100 jail and they ask her like did you do these emails and she was like thanks yeah i think so 1.00

01:18:31.040 i think i did what i'm like well i'll tell i'll just fuck it i'll i don't care i'll ruin a little 0.80

01:18:34.840 bit of it spoilers the ex the woman and the the male that when they were dating before it was an 0.98

01:18:42.160 abusive relationship the guy is a cop and he was kind of like stalking her he's a cop and they love

01:18:49.160 beaten yeah yeah he made her go crazy to the point of disassociation where i think it takes

01:18:54.920 place in california she blacks out for a week and when she comes to like a shaman in arizona has

01:19:02.060 found her in the desert yeah that's just so she doesn't know what happened she he broke her 0.99

01:19:07.180 mentally yeah fractured her so now he he gets raped he's got to get raped no no this is so 0.97

01:19:13.960 months later you know the emails are being sent back and forth and she's like i don't even know 0.95

01:19:18.140 if i sent these and now she's sitting in jail and she's like i don't think i did but i don't know

01:19:21.880 and the documentary kind of goes from there but it's very interesting she's fractured there's 0.80

01:19:27.580 this idea of lilith taking place do they ever draw any like like by the way lilith is a fucking they

01:19:34.400 do they do they say they they give the whole backstory about like the kabbalistic nature of 0.89

01:19:38.880 you know in talmudic tradition what it actually means because most people don't know and she's

01:19:44.620 like i didn't even know that's fucking crazy but she was like it's very possible like she's like i 0.55

01:19:48.780 thought that like in my subconscious i might have knew and and was sending these things anyway that's 0.60

01:19:54.480 wild that is wild yeah if we if we uh maybe another time we'll talk about how it ends because

01:19:59.480 it's kind of crazy all right but uh for now the third instance okie dokie now it's late summer

01:20:06.280 around august remember that fact it'll be important later august it's around two or three in the

01:20:11.880 morning the witching hour and i had to run down to my bank's atm to pull out money for rent

01:20:16.400 my bank has two atms a drive-thru and a walk-up so i went through the drive-thru at first uh but

01:20:23.660 it glitched out on me not the first time so i parked my truck and walked over to the other atm

01:20:28.140 as i'm logging in a sudden thought occurred to me i bet i'm under a spiritual attack that's

01:20:35.280 interesting uh i think we just read something yesterday where somebody had that sudden intrusive

01:20:40.720 notion that they were under a spiritual

01:20:42.700 attack. I can almost guarantee we read that

01:20:44.760 yesterday, Matt and I. What TV show

01:20:46.820 is this they're asking? It's called A Toxic

01:20:48.980 Love Story.

01:20:50.660 Raped by Lilith. Yeah, I mean,

01:20:52.720 I'm going to show the picture of the girl. Get raved.

01:20:55.300 You'll already

01:20:55.820 rent due at 4 a.m.

01:20:58.680 This is it here. This is the girl that

01:21:00.780 was sending the emails.

01:21:02.860 Yeah, she looks

01:21:03.480 vacant. That they put her in jail for. 0.95

01:21:06.600 You're looking at her eyes. Yeah.

01:21:09.140 Yeah, right? Mm-hmm.

01:21:10.720 I'm telling you, man, this documentary has a couple of twists and turns in it, man.

01:21:14.740 It's a real story, obviously.

01:21:16.460 So, all right, we're going to keep reading.

01:21:19.300 I bet I'm under a spiritual attack, I thought to myself.

01:21:21.740 The moment I made that observation, it got cold.

01:21:24.260 Freezing cold.

01:21:25.300 Remember how I said it was around August?

01:21:27.420 Yeah.

01:21:27.800 Yeah.

01:21:28.300 Bohemian Grove time.

01:21:29.300 That's right.

01:21:29.760 Very hot.

01:21:30.700 The temperature outside was close to 90 degrees.

01:21:32.880 What the?

01:21:33.540 So for a split second, I wondered if maybe the bank had their AC on full blast, but I immediately shot that down as they would have had to have the temperature.

01:21:40.720 set. Temperature inside set

01:21:42.640 on Arctic Blast. That's actually what I put it on

01:21:44.580 when I go to sleep at night. No, you keep it

01:21:46.540 at Jungle. No, I don't. You.

01:21:48.700 No, you.

01:21:50.400 Fine.

01:21:52.760 Then came the smell. Not just any

01:21:54.600 smell. A smelly smell that smells

01:21:56.600 smelly. Stinky. Stinky. 0.96

01:21:58.900 Craig's mother. Craig's 0.98

01:22:00.700 mom. Damn. I know that smell. 1.00

01:22:03.560 The best way I can describe

01:22:04.780 the smell is imagine you're walking down

01:22:06.860 a road on a hot summer day.

01:22:08.960 You come across fresh roadkill that's 0.99

01:22:10.700 ripe as shit, and bake this 0.99

01:22:12.480 hell in the hot summer 1.00

01:22:14.680 sun. Don't like that. Now imagine

01:22:16.620 a dog eating the roadkill, shitting

01:22:18.600 it out, and throwing up all over it.

01:22:20.620 That's what I was smelling. 1.00

01:22:22.560 Putrid bile shit. 1.00

01:22:24.380 Unfortunately, it's a smell I can't forget. 1.00

01:22:27.380 I finished successfully

01:22:28.620 pulling the money out right at this time

01:22:30.800 and backed away from the ATM as soon

01:22:32.640 as that happened. As soon as that happened,

01:22:35.180 an owl started hooting. 1.00

01:22:36.340 That bitch! I'm in the middle of 1.00

01:22:38.640 a suburban Ohio where

01:22:40.680 with restaurants and stores all around.

01:22:42.800 Owls don't normally hang out here.

01:22:45.860 Let the record show that throughout this experience, 1.00

01:22:48.020 I was not afraid, fear not, nor did I feel fear.

01:22:51.260 That's redundant.

01:22:52.420 Yes.

01:22:53.120 In fact, quite the opposite.

01:22:54.460 I actually smirked to myself.

01:22:56.300 For I knew if I were given the opportunity,

01:22:58.180 the authority to tread over snakes and scorpions

01:23:00.380 given to us by the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ,

01:23:03.080 our Lord and Savior.

01:23:04.780 So boom. 1.00

01:23:05.960 Bitch, what you got? 1.00

01:23:08.100 Let's go. 1.00

01:23:09.140 By the time I smelled ass juice, 0.99

01:23:10.560 So that's what's going on 0.99

01:23:13.360 Booty juice 0.92

01:23:14.260 And then the owl hooted

01:23:15.440 I was thinking really that's the best you got

01:23:17.960 And regardless of copycat

01:23:20.540 Or whatever it was

01:23:22.040 I rebuked Lilith and the other names

01:23:24.220 All the way down to her angelic name

01:23:26.560 In the name of Jesus

01:23:27.420 And the name of our father 0.99

01:23:29.240 And immediately reduced her to ground fog 0.92

01:23:31.480 She's disciplined to ground fog 1.00

01:23:34.820 Now she's just a smoky little baby 1.00

01:23:37.320 Now she's just on a flow 1.00

01:23:38.320 Okay.

01:23:40.240 She's disappeared ever since,

01:23:41.800 save for two or three times

01:23:43.660 when a cat meowed out in front of my door.

01:23:45.540 I rebuke it, and it goes away.

01:23:47.500 It's just hungry.

01:23:48.660 Dang.

01:23:49.280 P.S.

01:23:50.380 Movie recommendation.

01:23:51.560 This is actually good.

01:23:52.700 I might check this out.

01:23:53.880 Borderline, Moonfall, The Blackout, Upgrade,

01:23:57.440 and The House with a Clock on Its Walls.

01:24:00.660 Huh.

01:24:01.220 All right.

01:24:02.000 I'll check those out.

01:24:02.740 Yeah, I've been...

01:24:03.380 I always come, like, at night,

01:24:04.960 and I'm like, what should I watch?

01:24:06.000 What should we watch?

01:24:06.780 and then we watch

01:24:07.540 Antique Roadshow

01:24:08.280 that's a good show

01:24:09.560 it's a good show

01:24:10.440 but it's not great

01:24:11.160 well thank you

01:24:11.960 Nathan

01:24:12.560 Butt Chug

01:24:13.760 what was this

01:24:14.280 Butt Crush

01:24:14.960 Butt Crush 0.99

01:24:15.640 yeah 0.94

01:24:16.260 Butt Crusher

01:24:16.980 see that's

01:24:17.780 that's the correct number

01:24:18.800 of people that should be here

01:24:20.000 that's how many people

01:24:20.780 are supposed to be here

01:24:21.600 and look if we had

01:24:22.700 this many people

01:24:23.400 sign up to dress up

01:24:24.220 like Alvarino

01:24:24.800 we'd still be doing

01:24:25.480 an Alvarino costume competition

01:24:26.720 but nobody wants to sign up

01:24:27.760 for it because everybody's

01:24:28.480 a big scared baby

01:24:29.240 and they think daddy's

01:24:29.940 going to come for him

01:24:31.020 They bred with daughters of men, and they will do it again, the end is written in the book, in the pages they forsake.

01:24:48.020 Death Squad! Death Squad! Death Squad! 0.88

01:24:58.020 Death Squad

01:25:01.060 Ah, ah, ah

01:25:08.320 Level up

01:25:09.880 Death Squad

01:25:11.400 When the last trumpet sounds

01:25:13.480 And the heavens

Nephilim Death Squad - August 04, 2026

Lilith Encounter： The Demon at the ATM ｜ NDS Chronicles

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