Nephilim Death Squad - Psycho Witch, Rave Demons & HGTV Holly Redemption ｜ NDS Chronicles

00:00:00.000 Top Lops and Productions

00:00:30.000 Welcome back, everybody, to another episode of NDS Chronicles,

00:00:57.920 the show where we read your paranormal testimony if you want to submit it so that we can mock you

00:01:03.300 but also maybe thoughtfully critique what happened to you you can do so at chroniclesnds

00:01:08.120 at gmail.com more on the mocking shot stop it don't you're burying the lead people don't know

00:01:14.440 you're here relax relax so uh i am david lee corvo aka the raven and that is uh matthew

00:01:21.160 hepner a host of straight bible and a poor of black water actually that's not really happening

00:01:26.660 so much these days is it matt because no no i'm more of a podcaster now man i bumped into your

00:01:31.480 buddy john at the gym uh big black dude and he goes uh i never see matt anymore he's like a big

00:01:40.700 time podcaster now i said yeah man no john yeah john uh i don't know i mean you know i definitely

00:01:46.280 met him here he came up to me and my son today and was like podcast bro oh jonathan jonathan big

00:01:51.580 big uh black dude yeah he's puerto rican bro okay that's kind of the same thing yeah uh really when

00:01:57.040 you when you when it comes down to the nuts and bolts of it yeah so uh yeah you're not really a

00:02:01.580 podcaster anymore are you or i'm sorry you're not really uh a barista anymore no i'm not really

00:02:07.060 either one i'm in this in between zone dude it's kind of like when you're asleep but then you kind

00:02:10.480 of wake up and you're kind of in between the two i'm like in that right now yeah what are you what

00:02:14.280 are you trying to do still a farmer like that's my main thing man is growing a farm so all this

00:02:17.940 time you've just been a yeah so like the coffee shop it's nice to have other people be the baristas

00:02:22.760 and stuff yeah i'm saying i mean i'm still here unpacking stuff and taking inventory back and

00:02:27.240 forth harassing the baristas and they complain when you walk away they go he's so mean he's so

00:02:32.120 nasty why does he talk to us like that and i go i don't know maybe i mean firm but also like uh

00:02:38.920 compassionate you know what i mean it's like like a but that's not what you're doing people are in

00:02:43.040 shocked that we're early dude yeah um i don't know it just seems to be a trend you ever notice

00:02:48.520 that every time top's not here we're either on time or even a little bit early oh weird hey nancy

00:02:55.240 say hi not so weird hi oh that's nice it's good to have you nancy wait so nancy has never ever

00:03:04.660 been like hey guys good morning how's it going did you see that thing in the news about blah

00:03:08.400 it's always just been like one word hi uh no we talk we chop it up with nance no no well like you

00:03:14.420 don't chop it up with nance we chop it up with nance i try every chance i guess well she has a

00:03:18.620 a strong um affinity for not chopping it up with you no no me and nancy chop it up just not on the

00:03:25.280 show yeah uh i don't know if that's true yeah she promised to watch uh ah that's the thing yeah that

00:03:32.220 she didn't watch it yeah well no she has now is that true nance did you watch the thing that you

00:03:36.540 supposed to watch not yet that's how that no i mean that's very believable that's actually

00:03:43.800 hey man what i interpret my dream hey here it is now do this and now well yeah she asked you

00:03:49.400 to interpret her dream and then you said watch this silly movie and she felt like that was

00:03:53.700 it would better she says that every week that is true she did say that last weekend i mean it's

00:03:58.840 whatever well we're gonna get into i think some dreams today uh actually before we do any of that

00:04:03.400 guys don't forget a great place to support the show is to head on over to patreon.com forward

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00:04:12.400 listening experiences and access to communities of dangerous retards on twitter on discord and

00:04:18.560 on telegram i don't know what's been going on on telegram i need a new oh my god we have a thing

00:04:23.260 for timeline cleanse on here that's crazy that's insane anyway um i don't know what's been going

00:04:29.780 on on telegram because i've not been i had to delete it from my phone iphone does this thing

00:04:34.760 where they run up updates and what it does is it turns your phone into a useless piece of shit

00:04:40.100 brick and then forces you to buy a new phone that's what their upgrades do so if you get too

00:04:44.960 many of them uh it's basically overloads the phone it overloads the phone yeah and then that's where

00:04:50.160 it goes but also there's discount codes for merchandise over at toplobstid.com you sign up

00:04:54.740 i mean don't sign up one thing that people are asking for is what time does the event start at

00:04:58.680 like what time does it start on friday and what time does it start on saturday the vip day which

00:05:04.700 is friday eight seven is gonna start i mean the coffee shop is open for business so people can

00:05:10.400 come in here and and is it is it a correct usage of the word patronize patronize yeah like if they

00:05:15.620 come here and buy things oh i thought you meant i thought patronizing meant like petting okay

00:05:20.780 they can come here and and purchase goods all day right there's nothing that stops them and

00:05:25.380 We're going to be in here, you know, the entire week leading up to Brohimi and Grove doing all sorts of interviews and episodes here in the coffee shop.

00:05:33.920 So, you know, as far as I'm concerned, come and hang out whenever you want.

00:05:39.440 But the door is closed at four unless you're a VIP member.

00:05:42.420 So if you could prove to us beyond a shadow of a doubt that you're a VIP member and, you know, we might have you do possibly an elaborate dance.

00:05:50.820 Guilty until proven innocent.

00:05:52.120 You have to prove that you have a VIP ticket.

00:05:54.340 Exactly.

00:05:54.880 Yeah.

00:05:55.040 and i don't know how you're going to do that um but if you can't do it then you can stay when the

00:05:58.340 door's shut yeah it will kick everybody else out we'll say you don't have one get the fuck and

00:06:01.920 we'll drag you out of the building kicking and screaming o'clock we just start vibing but there's

00:06:05.900 no like set schedule no no no so we're just gonna hang out and we'll figure out like the you know

00:06:10.980 maybe like some little snacky wackies and some uh i'm sorry i watched a little bit of jay dyer

00:06:15.280 just gotta be talking like that uh snacky wacky um and and you know maybe are we allowed to have

00:06:21.320 drinks here can people have drinks here or is that a no-go alcohol yeah alcohol there's a

00:06:25.300 public's next door in a chinese place next door i don't think you could just drink in the in a

00:06:29.200 public's no but i mean you could get your booze and slam it but we can't drink in here i mean i

00:06:35.400 remember the days of drinking you had to like get something and slam it or whatever yeah so but i

00:06:39.640 don't have a liquor light i don't have an alcohol license uh yeah yeah that's fair so you got a

00:06:43.740 pre-game you got a pre-game just be in the public just slamming beer yeah i thought i remember you

00:06:49.740 get like a little you know bottle of something you add it into a container and then well yeah

00:06:54.200 yeah i mean whatever you do that's on you uh and then you know at some point throughout the day

00:06:58.160 we're gonna have a a bible study we'll figure out what that's gonna look like it'll be me you top

00:07:03.080 ed mabry laura baker and uh who else is i feel like i'm forgetting somebody very important when

00:07:08.880 it comes to that mix up not jay dyer but they're similar though or they've been well i don't know

00:07:15.140 if owen's gonna be here i don't know when is when owen's getting here oh so the whole thing about

00:07:19.240 the special guest for uh no no no no not real that's the main day i'm saying i don't know if

00:07:24.540 he's gonna be here for the vip experience you would think i would know something about my own

00:07:27.460 event there's a lot that i don't know um and then the next day 8 8 that starts at 12 that starts at

00:07:32.800 12 and it goes to 7 and then there's an after hour hangs at the brownwood hotel slash brownwood

00:07:38.100 location for the standard coffee shop and we're gonna hang out after 7 p.m hell yeah dude hell

00:07:44.060 yeah i'm gonna be getting my room there because brilliant that pool is nice yeah yeah but it's

00:07:49.080 mainly the pool mainly having access to the pool yeah so there you go toplobster.com go get your

00:07:53.140 tickets to brohemian grove i know we talked a lot about the vip day have you checked at the uh what

00:07:57.900 a lot of the guests look like there uh they're all giving away about skin tone very hideous and

00:08:02.880 off-putting okay you know what's interesting is we were talking a little bit about the crowd that

00:08:08.540 the ortho uh bros pull and they're kind of like neck bearded debate guys and that's not that's

00:08:14.220 not uniformly true across the board obviously right um but i don't know about our our own

00:08:19.380 crowd i've never seen them in the light every time we do anything with them it's always in a

00:08:23.100 dark room so i don't know if they're it's a lot of country people i think dude well you can tell

00:08:27.940 by the smell slickers yeah wait what there's a heavy uh not the smell just they're like real

00:08:33.360 ass people well there's there is a smell i mean you know they have a a little bit of a tinge to

00:08:37.400 them you would say hard workers in the sun and getting the job done is the list of priority

00:08:42.900 that's at the top of the priority list maybe maybe deodorizer deodorizer is not so much at

00:08:49.080 the top of the yeah we are early um all right so we're gonna get into this story this first one

00:08:54.100 comes from dallas spitfire the musician uh the musician he's actually the guy that made not only

00:09:00.020 the intro music for the show but he also made the 8-bit version that's going to be in the video

00:09:04.880 game which will also be a demo will be available at brohemian grove of what the nephilim death

00:09:10.840 squad video game just what a fucking crazy crazy life yeah g by jonathan uh says neckbearders

00:09:19.180 and then balding bigfoots in in in a lot of well is that is that our crew balding bigfoots huh

00:09:24.700 because i feel like there's an overlap there cryptids country boys balding bigfoots there

00:09:29.880 might be something there's quite a lot of orthos that are in the nds crowd and god bless them i

00:09:34.440 love them uh you know i can't stop that anymore yeah yeah we've actually uh seen a noticeable

00:09:42.140 decline in some uh some statistics and numbers after our recent episode but you know it's got

00:09:48.380 to be said what's got to be said has to be said and we're not in the in the in the mode of uh

00:09:52.980 maintaining listenership uh you know over over the truth all right keep it real so let's get

00:09:59.120 into this uh yes dallas does crush he says dear nancy i don't like really how that starts oh am

00:10:05.240 i supposed to do a music hold on uh oh boy can you do the oh and benjamin hold on wait

00:10:12.300 spooky spooky thing uh yeah people really seem to like yesterday's show michael manifesto um

00:10:20.980 so we got good feedback on the comments but i think there was a lot of silent disavowers who

00:10:27.560 went their separate ways.

00:10:30.340 So be it. Okay, so, dear Nancy.

00:10:32.700 Dallas is talking directly to Nancy.

00:10:34.440 Say hi, Nance.

00:10:37.560 Hello, Dallas.

00:10:40.280 Oh, two words.

00:10:42.100 You're my favorite person in the crew.

00:10:44.060 Oh, that's strange.

00:10:46.680 Please stop boiling water

00:10:47.960 long enough to put this in front of Top

00:10:49.840 and Raven's faces.

00:10:50.900 Oh, I see what's going on there.

00:10:53.860 Okay, it makes sense.

00:10:55.760 Says, okay, thanks. I love you. Bye.

00:10:57.900 Oh, so he used her.

00:10:59.180 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:10:59.920 And Nancy, I don't even think she noticed this.

00:11:02.720 I just plucked this out of the lineup right before the show started.

00:11:06.760 Hey, Top.

00:11:07.820 Hey, David.

00:11:08.640 And Matt with three Ts.

00:11:10.900 Perhaps.

00:11:11.680 Ah.

00:11:12.240 Perhaps.

00:11:12.720 Perhaps.

00:11:13.200 He knows.

00:11:14.660 Dallas Spitfire here.

00:11:16.000 Dox me.

00:11:18.420 Dallas is actually his name, by the way, which is a cool name.

00:11:21.760 Is his last name really Spitfire?

00:11:23.060 I don't think it is.

00:11:23.980 I think it is.

00:11:24.660 I don't think it is.

00:11:25.540 So there's not really a true doxing.

00:11:27.300 Okay.

00:11:27.560 okie dokie uh god do spit fire though he do i i don't know if he raps it sounds like a

00:11:33.660 rapping thing doesn't yeah yeah he made those uh exactly sancho don't read the chat you got

00:11:41.660 a lot i normally won't but that's been a very highly debated topic lately that's been very

00:11:45.740 hurtful it's caused some harm within the sphere well you've you literally caught it as it popped

00:11:50.440 up you were you were scanning the chat like an insane person uh god bless you esteemed excellent

00:11:55.600 gentlemen know you i heard juan aka exile aka juan's story uh so we doxed him in a kind of a

00:12:04.940 double fashion i might have been on for that one that was a crazy girlfriend yes dude okay that

00:12:09.720 was a crazy story if you guys haven't heard uh in exile i didn't like it it was it was heavy

00:12:14.940 it was a heavy heavy episode uh heard the story recently on chronicles and decided it's time to

00:12:20.540 drop this experience which is somewhat related and something of a sequel to the first experience

00:12:25.920 i shared on chronicles number five if you don't recall damn you you you

00:12:31.440 he said something on chronicles number five that's crazy i don't even know we don't number

00:12:39.780 any how could you forget this if you don't recall i was the one who saw the medusa ass looking

00:12:44.500 interdimensional demon snake when i was six i do remember that yeah i do remember that okay

00:12:50.200 shout out to you dallas the story is long so i'll try to trim it down as short as possible

00:12:54.920 just snip a little off the tip for us um i was married for seven years in my 20s and eventually

00:13:00.580 divorced sorry bro i won't be a faggot and play the blame game here but long story short i spent

00:13:06.680 the next five years focused on stacking paper he's a rapper how is he not yeah hustling hard

00:13:12.620 grinding uh yeah all my life grinding all my life uh okay so and also building muscle

00:13:19.380 which is good as well as working on my hobbies of playing music and game web programming that's

00:13:26.440 got to be hard to have a wife and then you have five years of no wife yeah i mean yeah what do

00:13:31.000 you do for the five years i imagine there's a bit of a curve and then you kind of like

00:13:34.640 just get used to it whatever yeah yeah

00:13:36.980 at the age of 32 i decided it was time to try again the importance of family was something

00:13:45.740 not just instilled in me from an early age,

00:13:47.720 but something I instinctively knew

00:13:49.120 is one of the most important things in life

00:13:51.420 beyond a shadow of a doubt.

00:13:53.180 Facts.

00:13:53.700 Amen.

00:13:55.080 For the next few years,

00:13:56.060 I lived as a bachelor

00:13:57.480 in a four-bedroom, two-bathroom house by myself.

00:14:00.900 That's the way you got so much room.

00:14:02.340 That's a little much, man.

00:14:03.220 Yeah.

00:14:03.380 A lot of cleaning.

00:14:04.080 That is a lot.

00:14:04.660 Well, I mean, you probably don't use

00:14:05.900 one of the bathrooms at all.

00:14:06.940 Plus, I don't know where this story is going,

00:14:09.280 but you're guessing maybe it's room

00:14:11.000 for a little spookiness

00:14:12.000 if it's that big of a house

00:14:13.320 and you're in one room at a time.

00:14:14.740 uh yeah being just by virtue of being in a big empty house that's a little bit spooky

00:14:20.000 unless maybe he's got like ferrets or some kind of animals that go in i do like a ferret

00:14:24.340 they steal the keys and they're like very playful the problem is they find their ways into the

00:14:28.760 sofas like the webbing under the sofa and then they make poopies in there uh and that is a

00:14:35.380 problem that you can't really house train a ferret so you're in a four bedroom uh two bathroom house

00:14:41.180 by yourself which i'm not going to explain the layout of well deprive us of that why don't you

00:14:45.540 by the way i think we do have something from hgtv holly another one in the lineup says something

00:14:50.340 about a redemption story which is which is great um so looking forward to that side note that

00:14:56.440 motherfucker was haunted yeah for quite some time so yeah no shocker there coming uh ferrets do

00:15:02.440 smell gin but they're so cute i love a ferret they're so cute uh did you really would you eat

00:15:09.740 because you're asian i'm sorry no when i was a kid you ate him but i did not eat her oh no do you

00:15:17.260 love her i did she's dead no i know that but like what do you mean lover no just like in the in the

00:15:24.860 way i like i love my cat oh you're picturing nancy like snuggling it like watching movies together

00:15:29.580 hell yeah ferrets are cool man they are they're very smart they're very smart uh stinky you feel

00:15:36.800 like nancy bases all of her relationships on intellect like if she oh yeah yeah like if there's

00:15:41.920 people at work that aren't as super like a certain level of intellect yeah she's just like she doesn't

00:15:46.580 value that not effing with you like i'm not very racist and i can see the you know other people

00:15:52.040 may value like uh honesty or loyalty or things like that she's more just like intellect yeah

00:15:58.080 yeah like if you're cunning and ruthless she still values you very much values yeah yeah yeah

00:16:05.700 Is that true, Nance? Would you say that's accurate?

00:16:09.160 No.

00:16:10.920 All right, well, we just wasted a lot of our breath.

00:16:12.880 It's worth a little shot.

00:16:14.980 So, the motherfucker was haunted for some time.

00:16:17.040 That's a whole other story.

00:16:18.460 Everyone who lived there saw shadow people and other weird shit.

00:16:22.320 And several people went nuts while living there.

00:16:25.380 One night, I held a party, and everyone watched a little Batman figure fly eight feet off a bookshelf for no reason at all.

00:16:33.720 spent a lot of time praying over the house after that incident eventually all that subsided all

00:16:39.580 right it's not really going to tell us like how all that went anyway paranormal activity aside

00:16:47.240 i had a lot of fun and dated several women a bit of a a bit of a whore a bit of a slut there

00:16:53.100 male i believe it's called a playa uh no it's called a uh slut okay dallas uh slut fire um

00:17:02.320 good one i had dated several women made some friends got scammed like a dumb bitch but in

00:17:09.340 general had a lot of good experiences and a lot of not so great experiences let me tell you

00:17:13.640 dating in your 30s and upward is a struggle dog yeah i believe that i don't think you're designed

00:17:19.840 to well it's not so much that that's the issue as much as the dating field you know i i have a

00:17:27.460 cousin who's like a brother to me and i watched him get into the dating arena um and it's a

00:17:35.380 nightmare it's a nightmare everybody is overthinking everything all the time what do you mean it's just

00:17:41.120 like these little uh they're like oh he did that it's like pull out the chair and that's

00:17:46.140 misogynistic i'm an independent woman don't need no man to pull the chair out kind of a deal right

00:17:50.000 or or the dude is you know uh overly concerned just like there's too many i think when you have

00:17:59.640 too many not restrictions but rigidity i'm looking for this person who checks these boxes you're

00:18:06.980 leaving not a lot of room for god to work exactly and those relationships are over quick they are

00:18:12.360 because they fart it stinks bad and you're like i'm out i wasn't if that was yeah if that was my

00:18:16.280 problem i would have been uh my wife would have divorced me a long time ago it was like you

00:18:20.020 married who lived on your street archie bunker farted on his wife's face and that call her the

00:18:26.100 n-word oh and they stay together forever yeah so i mean when god orchestrates the relationship you

00:18:31.820 stay together yeah and orchestrates it and you make sure you check all these boxes as soon as

00:18:36.040 something's not right boom you're out of there what's funny about that too is everybody like

00:18:39.280 oh you're just infinitely wise huh you know exactly what you want from a person they need

00:18:45.600 to check all these boxes like how do you know that that's the correct formula it's a stupid

00:18:49.360 thing get that yeah thank god god wasn't like okay check all the boxes and i'll bring you that

00:18:53.480 chick yeah what happened to just like seeing somebody and then knowing something yeah exactly

00:18:57.820 you know in your spirit in your spirit so yeah yeah not a great thing to be dating in your 30s

00:19:02.920 uh my uh my heart goes out to you if you have that going on what a nightmare just putting my

00:19:08.620 heart out to people so uh eventually i met this woman who will only be referred to as

00:19:14.060 psycho bitch moving forward all right that's uh easy to remember this is where shit gets retarded

00:19:20.720 especially on my behalf i still wore a lens of idealism despite being like raven and a conspiracy

00:19:28.800 theorist since i was 16 amen another conspiracy theorist since since 16 what a year to be a

00:19:36.260 conspiracy theorist you know as far as all the years you live 16 some say the best time to start

00:19:42.720 being one we hit it off extremely quickly and she seemed to be into everything that i was into from

00:19:47.640 conspiracy theories to the legend of zelda games okay this is actually not vibing right my wife

00:19:55.420 has seldomly ever been into the things that i'm into right you know what i mean like yeah my wife

00:20:01.320 does not give a shit about video games she doesn't give a shit about not i would say give a shit like

00:20:07.000 she's ever been cold and unreceptive but like it's just not her thing and i came to terms with

00:20:12.580 that very quickly and never had any qualms with it you know it's like whatever her thing is yeah

00:20:16.340 yeah things are totally separate other than like going to the beach yeah yeah raising a family

00:20:21.760 like but as far as like hobbies like she's it's just completely different she's like doing puzzles

00:20:27.460 she's baking sourdough she's doing nails she's doing bella's nails she's watching hallmark

00:20:33.520 movies i don't get down with the hallmark movies you try to be as cool as you can to overlap a

00:20:38.700 little bit but it's like yo let's just do it on the stuff we like we like going on bike rides we

00:20:42.640 like swimming spending time is the great yeah you know connective tissue otherwise like yeah have

00:20:47.680 your things i think it's video games though she'll go home and play video games a coin boy they have

00:20:53.280 like two screens but they're like laughing and then they cook and then they play video games

00:20:57.360 again but then i'm sure they have a ton of things is she very interested in coins no well there you

00:21:03.980 go and there's nothing wrong with that that's right i think you have to have those little

00:21:07.220 separate things that are meaningful to you so um and sometimes i just think that there's a

00:21:11.920 a facade like i mean like a like some types of chicks will try to chameleon their way

00:21:20.000 into a relationship by pretending to like all this shit you can't keep that up forever dog

00:21:25.520 so once that once that energy to to pretend play the pretend game goes away

00:21:30.260 then the then the psychotic bitch comes out bad and i mean at the end of the day not to

00:21:36.880 be crude i know this is like do it go ahead you don't go that style on a show like this but like

00:21:41.020 the main thing for the man and the woman in a relationship is boning oh so it's like that's

00:21:46.700 the main thing is like that do we agree on that oh yeah do we agree on sex is that what you're

00:21:52.960 saying yeah yeah that's the whole thing like in a marriage that is the covenant you could you could

00:21:56.740 have friends you could play video games with anybody or go ride bikes with anybody sure

00:22:00.220 whatever there's one person on planet earth to bone so it's like that better be compatible yeah

00:22:05.700 So I was watching these videos with my wife.

00:22:09.600 Hold on.

00:22:09.840 Wait, do I have a button for that?

00:22:10.660 I don't know where it is anymore.

00:22:11.480 I got to breathe.

00:22:18.980 I don't know where that button is, but so me and my wife were watching these videos and it was like of polyamory people.

00:22:28.860 And they were trying to explain the logic behind having multiple relationships.

00:22:35.020 Right.

00:22:35.500 and it was like well this person likes all the activities that i like so and this person is much

00:22:43.720 more romantic and like cuddly and stuff this person i choose just for sex and then this other

00:22:50.340 person uh for conversation because they're intellect and i'm like those are just called

00:22:55.380 friends you dumb fuck yeah yeah you can get stop having sex with them and just be friends dude have

00:23:00.400 a fucking a person that you're with and then have friends that you talk to friends that you bike

00:23:05.960 with friends that you uh you know whatever but don't don't do the i'm in a relationship with all

00:23:12.100 them it's a romantic relationship with all of it's a completely and then what these people always

00:23:16.300 have a blind spot number one they're always morbidly obese and hideous looking number two

00:23:19.860 it's never about like you've selected this army of people who all fill this void in you but given

00:23:28.100 no thought don't it's not a sexual innuendo this time given no thought to like what you do for any

00:23:33.800 of these people right it's this selfish mindset i'm polyamorous because this person does this for

00:23:38.780 me yeah and that person does that for me people do it even in a one-on-one marriage where it's

00:23:43.160 just about what am i getting from this person yeah good luck with that dude wait till you see

00:23:47.200 that blow up what do you bring to the table yeah you're always gonna be if that's your mindset

00:23:51.520 you're always gonna be like i'm doing more than you yeah what do you bring to the table i fucking

00:23:56.080 love you good god what a what a what a horrifying statement what do you or question what do you

00:24:03.160 bring to the table okay so uh she's a conspiracy theorist and she likes legend of zelda we spent

00:24:07.680 many nights taking turns breath of the wild and grilling steaks it sounds wonderful yeah

00:24:11.940 sounds like a homie uh she had four kids two boys two girls by two different baby daddies well that's

00:24:18.160 a bit of a whoa whoa whoa whoa she had four kids two boys two girls by two different baby daddies

00:24:23.640 yeah it's not good it was a few months into dating before i even met them which i thought

00:24:30.300 was a good move on her part yeah yeah i agree with that it's like don't go introducing your

00:24:33.960 children to everybody who like a few months is a nice buffer if you're really serious if you think

00:24:40.480 you found somebody you have kids from a previous relationship maybe things didn't work out don't

00:24:45.100 go and fight introducing them right away i met my stepdad when i was a kid the day i moved in with

00:24:50.680 them would not recommend not good not not fucking good bro uh okay so red flag number one subverted

00:24:59.060 okay so no no that's that's at least red flag number two there's still a red flag in there

00:25:04.220 four kids two boys two girls by two different baby that's a bit of a problem yeah she lived

00:25:08.700 with her aunt and a guy named matt without three t's all right well i just for the audience's sake

00:25:13.920 we have bumped up um the amount of t's in matt's name it is now a five t minimum and so uh we'll

00:25:22.600 give it's going to take some time for the office to kind of come to terms with that you know you

00:25:26.360 implement a new policy takes time so uh but five t's is the minimum now thank you guys very much

00:25:31.820 who uh so a different guy named matt without three t's who was a high functioning autistic

00:25:36.580 fella okay uh she conspired and lied to me along with her aunt lied to me along with her aunt that

00:25:46.200 dude was creeping on her kids whoa whoa she conspired and lied to me whoa whoa whoa and her

00:25:52.600 so she and the aunt were like yo this autistic dude is making a move on her kids

00:25:56.980 is that what's going on kid that's okay so we'll circle back to that later that's what he says

00:26:03.540 dropping this now her and her aunt were actual gypsies just saying that's fascinating i knew

00:26:10.220 gypsies and they had a fortune telling place and they were scamming everybody in the neighborhood

00:26:15.540 out of money and they were wrangling the neighborhood kids to go and run uh scams for

00:26:22.080 them it was super crazy so like one of them they did was they they told a woman that she was kept

00:26:27.900 coming over and over again this is dark shadow over my life what you need to do is you need to

00:26:32.040 take money and you need to take what was it was like thousands of dollars put it inside a jar

00:26:36.720 fill the jar with ink right and then go to this place and bury it they then sent the kids to tail

00:26:42.460 her and then when she buried it and left the kids came dug up the jar and then spent the rest of the

00:26:48.180 evening uh washing all the bills off and hang drying them all over the house while doing cocaine

00:26:54.340 and the kids were like 12 13 years old she just had all these little neighborhood kids or the

00:26:59.060 gypsies had all these little neighborhood kids running moves for them and doing cocaine they

00:27:03.380 stole a bunch of rolexes from the gypsies and one of them became one of my best friends uh so

00:27:07.580 she convinced me to let her and her kids move into my house which in my retarded thinking

00:27:13.540 made sense well yeah you got this giant house i mean that's the problem why do you have a don't

00:27:20.400 read the chat is that what's going on no no no i'm literally this part of the story it's like

00:27:24.500 you have a giant house of four bedrooms like that's why you don't get a giant house of four

00:27:28.100 bedroom you literally have a check with four kids latches on boom uh-huh the kids absolutely loved

00:27:33.780 me maybe life was meant to work out this way you know that's kind of cool i guess you'd have to be

00:27:38.740 in these particular circumstances to understand i can see yeah yeah i get it i get it um for a few

00:27:44.380 months everything's great no i'm reading the story stop that don't step on my toes when i'm reading

00:27:50.920 the story okay we agreed under very strict parameters we were gonna do this show together

00:27:55.900 all right because you know i get upset don't read my fucking story dude okay

00:28:01.420 for a few months everything was great it was the sense of family i yearned for the kids were even

00:28:09.240 doing better in school she was keeping house and i was working hard and long she was keeping house

00:28:15.360 yeah like keeping the house she was doing uh lady stuff which is nice um the then the crazy

00:28:22.780 ass argument starter remember what i mentioned we talked conspiracies earlier she began arguing

00:28:27.840 that bill gates is a great man oh that's a red flag that's kind of crazy who the fucking even

00:28:33.260 who is remotely interested in conspiracies and is that's a fight dude i'm gonna find something to

00:28:41.500 fight about and it couldn't find you know what honey i love bill gates he's great this guy's

00:28:45.720 working hard he's got he's provided for us to save humanity it's really hard for me to find

00:28:51.000 anything to argue about that's so crazy bro then we argued when i was cooking and put a lid on a

00:28:57.020 pot of water to boil oh yeah dumb ass tried to tell me putting a lid on it actually made the

00:29:02.480 process slower that's just a chick just looking for a fight yeah i mean if you're sealing something

00:29:07.220 in steel 360 degrees it's gonna heat up faster this chick's just looking for a fight who knows

00:29:13.820 he might have said some mean stuff to her in the meanwhile he probably did dallas is a bit of a

00:29:17.320 nasty guy i'm sure he hit her a couple times yeah the gas lighting begins every day i get home

00:29:22.740 for years i place my phone keys wallet and pistol in particular places dang right otherwise you lose

00:29:28.680 it yeah the keys and wallet would get moved randomly sometimes hidden entirely for small

00:29:34.420 stretches of time she tried to convince me i did and didn't do things with completely jumbled word

00:29:41.340 salad that made no fucking sense why is this stressing me out just to when i just hear this

00:29:46.340 it's just so stressful it is stressful it is it's like so you always put your stuff on your

00:29:51.380 nightstand and now all of a sudden it's ending up somewhere else and some females like yeah no you

00:29:55.220 did that it's it's the disruption to your place of peace i always say like one of the things i'm

00:30:01.920 most grateful for to god is my relationship and that has uh spread out into my household obviously

00:30:08.640 right because you make a household with the person your relationship my house is a place of peace

00:30:12.180 it is a place of peace hands down and i feel terrible when i read stories or i hear stories

00:30:19.620 of people who you come back from work and you want to just be in a place of peace and relax

00:30:24.440 and recharge for the next day where you slave wage and you know and it's not peaceful in fact

00:30:30.680 it's it's twisted and and vindictive and and argumentative and and fucking evil like oh man

00:30:36.720 i'm very sorry to hear that so the screaming started after this anytime we disagreed on

00:30:44.820 anything she'd start screaming at me and when i'd say there's no need for raising your voice

00:30:50.060 especially in front of the kids she'd scream louder and say i'm not screaming you want to

00:30:55.100 hear screaming that's so cool i like that i don't like that i like when people are totally fucking

00:31:02.840 out of their mind every day it became worse and worse we even got into it on christmas because

00:31:07.220 i didn't make it all about her well christmas is a made-up holiday and if it's gonna be made

00:31:12.360 up holiday it should be all about christ all right it's not all about her do you think that's an okay

00:31:18.140 thing christ doesn't have anything to do with christmas yeah but you steal christmas and you

00:31:22.000 go this is about jesus now i mean you can i guess yeah it's just like a day where you go like wow

00:31:27.000 what an awesome thing that's happened how much does god love us jesus christ paved the way for

00:31:31.760 I mean, I don't know if I would associate December 25th with that,

00:31:34.700 but I would associate December 25th with like a bunch of people coming home

00:31:38.060 from like school, like the kids who moved away.

00:31:40.540 High-fiving.

00:31:41.700 You haven't seen for a long time.

00:31:42.860 Eating bunt cake.

00:31:43.840 Yeah, it's like a very cool, in American culture,

00:31:46.400 it's like a cool time to like see families you don't normally see.

00:31:49.540 What's a bunt cake?

00:31:51.600 It's some kind of like dense cake.

00:31:53.840 Like a pound cake?

00:31:55.000 I suppose.

00:31:56.380 I don't know if it's that heavy.

00:31:57.880 I do like a pound cake.

00:31:59.880 I don't like where you're going with this.

00:32:01.420 it's just a delicious cake it's it's heavy it's dense got a good texture good flavor

00:32:05.660 simple it's not overly you know like ice are you gonna get an iced one and that's pretty cool you

00:32:11.100 ever have a yule log i don't like where you're going just like a basic like a big swiss roll

00:32:17.260 i don't even know what a swiss roll is dude i don't know yeah you're just you have a like a

00:32:21.340 little debbie i don't eat that stuff but okay like a rolled up fucking okay and it's chocolate

00:32:27.660 it covered and it's rolled and it's got a like a white yeah it's like a twinkie but it's chocolate

00:32:31.480 yeah i know what that is yeah but it's spiral yes so it's different than a twinkie but it's

00:32:36.260 icing filled but you make it bigger and then you cover it in icing fucking yule log oh yeah it's

00:32:42.980 delicious eat that no it's probably like all kinds of crazy stuff in it yeah how can you eat that

00:32:48.340 flour eggs milk fucking sugar you can make it you're more into a blunt cake that's not true

00:32:54.860 i haven't had a blunt in a long time actually i just realized i i i'm well over a year now

00:32:59.860 of not smoking weed i quit in may of last year really yeah yeah and so it's it's officially

00:33:07.040 what a year and why did you quit you just were like because dude i would smoke and it would um

00:33:12.480 number one it had me prisoner because i'm just a weak bitch and uh and i had been smoking for so

00:33:17.820 long and it was just habit it was such a brutal habit like i would go i would it was such a

00:33:23.300 slippery slope for me i'd be like yeah i'll smoke at night before bed and then it would be like six

00:33:27.640 seven blunts a day like just real fast to the nicotine oh yeah yeah big fan of that and then

00:33:33.900 you had like the nicotine probably i don't know you just came off all of it yeah yeah uh and no

00:33:41.320 nicotine now like you don't do any kind of i'll have a cigar but you don't really inhale a cigar

00:33:45.140 because you'll go to a place of uh suffering that you've never been to before and so i don't i don't

00:33:50.740 really have any nicotine now i don't think i really do well with nicotine um i've tried the

00:33:54.780 pouches and they make my tummy hurt my tummy whummy you liked it with a little weed well don't

00:34:00.400 do that don't keep doing no i mean it was like a blunt for me had no tobacco in it just the leaf

00:34:05.740 i guess you could say right is the tobacco but there's no like i wouldn't half and half it or

00:34:09.180 anything no no but that's the blunt itself doesn't the paper itself is nicotine yeah yes uh i guess

00:34:13.900 so i don't know but i thought it was you some people do like mix it a little bit they'll put

00:34:17.460 like tobacco and weed in there i used to have a dude that would buy weed from me and he'd be like

00:34:22.440 can you roll it for me and i'd be like and i'd fucking put tobacco in there and chip his ass off

00:34:28.280 but yeah yeah it's been it's been a year and two months one of the other reasons i stopped is

00:34:34.660 because like the i guess there's no other way to put it the paranormal activity in my life

00:34:38.680 would be escalated when i was like high at night and also very interesting this is interesting i've

00:34:45.620 never said this on the show i'm gonna say this right real quick because this is a fascinating

00:34:48.740 observation that i've made i used to be able to go to a place in my mind and it looked like outer

00:34:55.520 space and when i say it looked like it fucking looked like it wasn't like i thought i saw stars

00:35:00.780 and and like twisting wheeling galaxies and all kinds of shit a hundred percent i could see there's

00:35:07.400 no way around that i could close my eyes spend some time focusing on one point in the dark behind

00:35:12.760 your eyelids looking physically with your eyes behind your eyelids and i could see sort of

00:35:17.120 expanding and contracting colors almost like negative images you know like a negative image

00:35:22.520 like when it's like all the color has been turned into like black and white basically but it's

00:35:26.380 inverted like a negative you're just looking at me skeptically so um and if i focus there long

00:35:32.560 enough it would open and i would go into it and i'm telling you this has been something i could do

00:35:38.080 pretty much my whole life since like 17 years old and the way it started is i was homeless and i was

00:35:43.420 squatting in an abandoned house and i couldn't get to sleep so i was just like looking behind

00:35:46.720 my eyes for a long time and all of a sudden discovered i know this sounds so retarded and

00:35:50.380 i really can't find much precedent for this this isn't something that i can find that people that

00:35:54.940 don't have a job in a food forest this is what you end up doing can you listen to this story

00:36:00.180 and so i would go and and it never led anywhere or did anything clearly did and you went there

00:36:07.440 no well i mean like yeah i went there but it never amounted to anything wasn't like i ever saw some

00:36:11.820 shit so for 20 years i never saw shit there except for stars to space yeah yeah and i got really good

00:36:20.220 at it so sometimes in the past it would take a long time that first night it took hours which

00:36:24.500 is insane isn't this called astral projecting or something like this i don't think so because

00:36:28.540 astral projecting as far as i've heard people go to a fucking place and you're i thought you were

00:36:32.360 saying you did go to space space is not a place you can see it it's actually a lack of a place

00:36:36.640 isn't it? I don't know. Are you a globe guy or a flag guy? I don't want to get into that right

00:36:40.340 now. I'm just saying it would be very easy after some time for me to get there. I get there in a

00:36:44.580 couple of minutes. Like that's how good I got at it. One day after I, this is before I stopped

00:36:51.220 smoking, I had heard something through the show that kind of made me feel like maybe I was

00:36:57.680 illegally getting access to something, you know, like illegal access to the spirit realm kind of

00:37:01.640 deal i prayed that if it wasn't of god then like please lord take it away if it's not something

00:37:09.220 that you gave me if it's not of you if it comes from something else i don't want it i can't

00:37:14.200 get back there anymore and for a while i was like maybe it's because i stopped smoking weed

00:37:20.540 which is a valid thought but also i made a very specific prayer that i don't have access to that

00:37:27.320 anymore if it's not of god but the but you sat down and tried and yo since then yeah

00:37:32.240 and i cannot get there oh you know nancy's got to take on this dude what do you think nance

00:37:39.320 did she just turn her mic on to rip one because that's what that it was like it sounded like she

00:37:46.880 just passed a bunch of air yeah it was like a very strange noise what was that noise was that

00:37:51.220 you nance did you turn your mic on it literally went

00:37:54.100 no you didn't make any noise she did the conversation stopped because i thought she

00:38:02.500 said something she did okay nancy let's just pretend you didn't say anything or make any

00:38:06.640 fart noises was it 38 38 minutes 30 but um that was fucking weird what's your take on this where

00:38:12.840 raven was going and yeah what do you think nance couldn't yeah drugs up with that

00:38:19.780 it's true it could just be the weed it could just be the weed is it causation uh or correlation

00:38:27.640 isn't always causation i mean the time where i made the prayer is directly overlapped with the

00:38:34.160 time that i stopped smoking um but i heard something very recently about this idea of like

00:38:40.680 god gives you gifts there's gifts of the spirit like the holy spirit but then there are other

00:38:45.140 gifts from other spirits that are not the holy spirit and those are not good and you can get

00:38:50.180 rid of those and i was like dude that sounds like the time that i fucking so i don't know i don't

00:38:54.420 know either man i mean there has been times where i stopped smoking for a grip um and i could still

00:39:00.240 go there can't go there anymore and i'm like don't want to go there anymore well i mean yeah there's

00:39:05.380 no real purpose it's too complicated you get out there and then you come back on the show and now

00:39:09.060 you got to debate if it was really space or not space or it was made up or there was flatter i'm

00:39:13.140 still kind of bummed out about that idea that timothy alvarino is like there's no there's no

00:39:16.260 spiritual realm i'm like i don't fucking understand what that is no he said god's a spirit

00:39:20.340 but there's no spiritual realm where god has to live somewhere don't make me start this over

00:39:24.940 no stop this all right he was just on joe rogan saying basically there's nothing spiritual about

00:39:29.360 any of this okay so um did you watch the whole thing no i just heard what people have said and

00:39:33.780 that's why i've not really commented i tried dude i really tried it was like kandahar giant like

00:39:38.340 right from the jump and i was like dude this is so old man like that's we're doing and then it

00:39:43.040 went back and forth for like i don't know six or seven minutes and i was like i i will come back

00:39:47.200 to this but i can't watch this anymore right now he tries to say like he's then it was just like

00:39:51.540 i never came back to it it was presented in my understanding as if it was like breaking news

00:39:55.980 like yeah that's so weird as i can't our giant like joe rogan never heard of that

00:39:59.600 i don't want to get dosed with acid uh okay so worse yet so christmas he didn't make christmas

00:40:08.760 all about her she was upset about that and that's his fault and i understand yes he should have

00:40:12.160 Worse yet, at the point where she started going nuts, she'd already lived in my house for six months.

00:40:18.340 Oh, yeah.

00:40:18.760 Once they get their claws in, bro.

00:40:22.140 Yeah.

00:40:23.360 In Oklahoma, after six months of someone living at a place and receiving mail, their illegal resident, this dude tried to figure some shit out.

00:40:33.260 No, these chicks just know how to play the game.

00:40:35.280 I had a buddy that had a chick like this, dude, that just knows the game.

00:40:39.880 Yeah.

00:40:40.260 Yeah.

00:40:40.500 Not good.

00:40:41.200 Not good.

00:40:42.160 So she waited for six months to fucking expose herself after she was a legal tenant or resident.

00:40:47.460 And you have to get the sheriff to evict them, which is a whole legal thing that could take a year.

00:40:52.120 She even knew this fact and threw it in my face.

00:40:55.840 This is so stressful.

00:40:57.860 Damn, dude.

00:40:58.660 So she's like this parasitic predator.

00:41:02.040 Almost at that point, you just leave.

00:41:03.800 You just say, OK, fine.

00:41:04.600 Take the place.

00:41:05.300 Take the place somewhere else.

00:41:07.020 Fuck.

00:41:07.740 This guy's got a four bedroom, two bathroom.

00:41:10.320 he's living like a king and a chick with her claws in them i mean i'm getting out of there dude

00:41:15.960 ah touche moreover at this point uh it's winter i'd have said fuck the law i'm kicking you out

00:41:22.520 anyway but i couldn't just kick kids out into the streets in the winter bitch didn't even have a car

00:41:27.160 at this point after talking to the sheriff he made it clear he had no interest in getting involved

00:41:31.340 damn bro i dealt with utter hell oh like cow uh tits good one for the next four months

00:41:40.080 the constant and i mean constant screaming keeping me up all night trying to wear me down

00:41:46.040 that's one of the uh strategies of satan to wear out the same yeah i love my sleepies

00:41:51.080 i'd be mad the utter trashing oh once again with the cow tits that's not okay dude like that's the

00:41:58.120 one thing that she should be doing if you're paying all the bills is like keeping up keeping

00:42:02.060 the house nice now she's trashing it not a single clean dish oh all the dirty clothes stacked in the

00:42:08.060 hallway when i try to clean she freaks out harder listening to her tell her kids she hates them what

00:42:16.060 and the kids coming to me crying oh no she's trying to create this bond between him and the

00:42:21.700 kids and she's gonna be in the psycho to create it and then she's gonna dip on them oh she has

00:42:26.200 these kids damn that's a that's a quite quite the plan she's hatched there no i don't think she

00:42:31.020 wants to leave you don't think so oh maybe you already read ahead she does no i didn't no no

00:42:35.340 she's just trying to make this bond between them where now he really can't

00:42:38.540 get out of it because the kids are bonding.

00:42:40.440 A little trauma bonding.

00:42:41.380 The time she tried to stab me in the neck with a pair of scissors,

00:42:45.120 the time she went for my gun in a drawer,

00:42:47.320 but a voice in my head told me to move it beforehand,

00:42:50.440 which when she realized it wasn't there,

00:42:52.640 she looked at me like,

00:42:53.420 oh fuck,

00:42:54.100 you know what I was going to do.

00:42:56.340 What?

00:42:57.740 Okay,

00:42:58.180 dude,

00:42:58.440 yeah,

00:42:58.640 leave her there and move somewhere else,

00:43:00.460 bro.

00:43:00.680 I don't understand why the law doesn't let you just,

00:43:03.180 you know,

00:43:03.600 like a stiff uppercut.

00:43:05.340 yeah i'm sorry this didn't work out but you can have the place dude i can i'm a dude i'm a grown

00:43:09.740 man i don't have anybody dependent on me yeah but then you gotta start over

00:43:15.900 yeah and you feel like she's just not gonna pay for it well if you don't play pay for it then the

00:43:21.020 kids are out on the street so that's a bit of a problem also you probably got like a job and stuff

00:43:25.100 so you got to stay local so even if you do leave like where are you gonna go and you got to lay low

00:43:29.980 in an apartment she also knows where you work she's grabbing the gun no for sure yeah yeah valid

00:43:34.940 point overrides all those previous i'm not even beginning to scratch the surface of what i endured

00:43:39.660 with this psycho bitch the night before i eventually said fuck it and forced her out

00:43:44.440 at gunpoint good golly we'd argued from 7 p.m to 6 a.m we'd argued not just they were high and

00:43:53.160 no they like them together them both of them argued from 7 a.m to 6 a.m that's a long time

00:44:01.120 bro almost at 12 hours of arguing sometime early in the morning i was like a switch flipped

00:44:07.540 and she was talking like an honest little kid she said i should kill her because she's a monster

00:44:14.700 she was almost back to normal for a bit and told me about how she was kidnapped at 15 and

00:44:20.900 kept in a basement for six months what is happening bro she's got i shouldn't be laughing

00:44:26.900 she's got demons dog 100 100 100 uh then she flipped personalities again

00:44:34.940 and told me she'd kill me in my sleep this is madness dude this is madness bro

00:44:43.640 it's so crazy how a thing that happens to you like that age is very dangerous 15 16

00:44:50.780 oh a thing can happen to you and set you on a trajectory for the rest of i mean that's really

00:44:54.780 how it is just in general like all the way to childhood something can happen to you and just

00:44:59.220 set you on this trajectory for the rest of your life to the point where you're doing this shit

00:45:03.060 because you were kidnapped i mean that's crazy kidnapped and kept in a basement for six months

00:45:07.800 i know i'm just saying like is all this true i guess i'm reading it it's just like this crazy

00:45:12.240 story it could not be true it's just kind of like this plot like the chick is crazy how much of her

00:45:18.060 background story is she making up like if they're having these conversations all night and then she

00:45:22.740 just flip personalities and say okay i'm gonna kill you honestly it's like i don't know yeah

00:45:27.700 some chicks are just crazy but that level of because that's all spiritual you're not doing

00:45:33.500 that unless you got shit whispered in your ears and every time i look at it it's like why how

00:45:37.900 why did you get so much shit whispered in your ears dog well it all started when i was a child

00:45:42.040 and i was locked in a basement for six fucking months like you know it's like something really

00:45:46.300 horrifying happened and set you in this direction i was talking to uh a dude today and he's having

00:45:54.760 a rough go of it and he starts telling me this story and he's like yeah when i was when i was

00:45:59.400 16 he pulled a cop's gun off the cop and held him at gunpoint what yeah now his whole life has been

00:46:06.800 one fucking unfortunate series of events after another from that moment that's a felony right

00:46:11.440 so he can't get a job he can't fucking be steady and his girlfriend's doing this and she's fucking

00:46:16.440 crazy and she's cheating on him and she's telling people that he's a bad guy and guys are coming to

00:46:20.600 fucking yeah it's like i guess i forget how crazy that world is yeah dude yeah and it's you know

00:46:26.600 all from some shit that happened when you were a kid yeah very crazy um so she flipped personalities

00:46:36.060 again told me she'd kill me in my sleep that that morning my sister came by and offered to start

00:46:41.000 cleaning psycho bitch threatened her as soon as uh my sister touched her shit yes i don't know

00:46:48.860 like i mean like i don't you're saying like 10 of these things and i'm already out the door

00:46:52.760 oh yeah yeah house well i mean you know there is a part of it uh dallas is a dangerous retard i

00:46:59.000 think i know the type we attract people that are like us right you do especially well you do too

00:47:04.080 you've been through all kinds of shit i'm just saying like when you show up at a place to ride

00:47:08.000 go-karts and you're like yeah strange coincidence all the black kids two buses showed up what a

00:47:13.500 coincidence everywhere i go what a coincidence i mean i don't know i don't think everywhere i go

00:47:18.560 i go choosing places that i go to the same place as you go i go here no i go to the gym

00:47:24.700 well that's i mean you can boring and later in the gym is the only two places we go in common

00:47:30.640 i mean you probably go to walmart you go to walmart okay i go to walmart a little bit but

00:47:36.100 But not after 9 p.m.

00:47:37.240 You probably go after 9 p.m., dude.

00:47:38.740 No.

00:47:39.100 Were you kidding me?

00:47:40.020 Yeah, that's crazy.

00:47:40.760 I'm asleep.

00:47:42.480 I'm asleep at that time.

00:47:43.140 I guess you forget.

00:47:43.780 That is where you would meet these kind of people, actually.

00:47:46.060 Yeah.

00:47:46.440 Walmart after 9 p.m.?

00:47:47.620 Yeah.

00:47:48.520 Yeah.

00:47:48.720 This is a cool point.

00:47:50.580 Every girlfriend I had before my wife tried to reenact trauma with me, and when I refused

00:47:54.840 to play along, she dumped me.

00:47:56.840 Praise God.

00:47:57.620 Praise God indeed, FJ fool.

00:47:59.840 Where's all the normal chicks at?

00:48:01.280 My wife wants to.

00:48:02.520 My wife.

00:48:03.160 Wait, where's the button for that?

00:48:04.160 uh dolls and not that one not that one huh maybe it's this one there's there's just a lot of crazy

00:48:13.920 chicks out there man um do we ever get these were the dudes crazy and it was stinky and it was

00:48:19.540 a shout out to craig yeah uh do we ever get these were the dudes crazy i mean yeah red hoodie was a

00:48:28.220 story about a schizophrenic dude basically we get them but women women i think are more susceptible

00:48:34.980 to influence from the spiritual realm we were talking about this yesterday right the female

00:48:40.960 oh yeah so like men are hunkered down with the material because they've got to operate within it

00:48:45.800 and and women are like a kite you know where like a dude is standing in the material a woman is

00:48:52.000 tethered to the material but kind of floating around in the fucking spiritual and i think

00:48:56.880 they're much more easily influenced which is yeah why this sort of thing happens uh okay so

00:49:01.840 she threatened to beat my sister as soon as she touched her shit so i called my homie tj in for

00:49:06.880 a favor that tj was a big black dude that had no qualms with striking women and was eager to do so

00:49:12.740 that's what i'm saying this is like a real story that's not what it says uh so he calls tj in for

00:49:18.660 a favor and it says not what i just said but it says he was there within 10 minutes sat down with

00:49:23.640 a 45 in his lap okay uh as i commanded her to leave tj is black okay

00:49:28.800 dude i just made a joke that just turned in it just is exactly what whoa look read the rest of

00:49:40.640 it like so tj is black and her liberal nutty mk ultra alter couldn't argue with a black man right

00:49:47.060 right oh because she's liberal and she's oh that's so funny i got her an uber to go and stay with her

00:49:52.380 dumbass friend kids though yeah what happened to them kids uh tj my sister and then it's so funny

00:49:58.460 that i just made that joke and then it's exactly what fucking happened uh tj and my sister and i

00:50:04.020 spent the next eight hours packing all their shit and shoving it into bags rented a u-haul and dumped

00:50:08.880 it all off at her ex-husband's shed here's where shit gets more creepy one for weeks prior to me

00:50:15.540 giving her the boot she spent days coloring in one of those adult crackhead coloring books filled

00:50:22.100 with occult shit yeah that's interesting so there's a lot of adult coloring books now with

00:50:26.860 these really complex mandalas and shit like that it's all like occult buddhist symbolism

00:50:31.420 but because it's so intricate there's a lot of places to color and you get lost in this kind of

00:50:37.440 uh ritual right of yeah shapes almost even like spirals and you're just you're just manically

00:50:44.680 filling it all in you're hyper focused on it syndrome when i was growing up and she loved

00:50:48.980 coloring in like big coloring books i like coloring i don't think she had any of the occult

00:50:52.980 ones but when was the last time you colored anything like colored in a coloring book like

00:50:59.320 a coloring book i don't remember well you you have older kids so you know my son only a few

00:51:05.240 years ago would have whatever a super mario coloring book and you color and he'd want me

00:51:09.600 to do one yeah yeah and then i would do it and i'd be like this fucking crush yeah it's true

00:51:13.580 jess was doing coloring books for a while but they're fun none of the occult stuff she's into

00:51:17.620 that though puzzles like coloring books she hasn't done it for a while uh cindy wants to get into

00:51:22.060 into puzzles which is just such a girl thing i think i'm gonna get into puzzles dude they're

00:51:26.040 cheap at like uh and jess probably has a pile of them if she wants them dude i think i'm gonna get

00:51:30.400 into puzzles no it's like a chill thing dude it's a vibe for no i know what's that nance they're fun

00:51:37.160 such women things right panda i'm coloring right now is what panda just said yeah not coloring

00:51:43.840 but puzzles yeah you don't like coloring nancy that's not for you um the thing is i was a kid

00:51:49.080 sorry about that go ahead nancy yeah you should be sorry about no i'm very sorry

00:51:54.300 i want to shut it down go ahead that's what i'm saying have you why don't you try picking up

00:51:58.520 coloring nance it why what do you think the topics would be like what would be like if she

00:52:05.100 went through like a coloring book section of like an aisle yeah cryptids uh paranoid american has

00:52:10.980 a cryptid coloring book he probably is actually going to have it at bro grove nancy's not coming

00:52:17.000 to bro grove jess just wanted to get off the phone that was her thing to just be it off the

00:52:23.980 phone oh i mean i thought you meant like i i really i can't talk right now no no i mean she

00:52:27.680 would come home and then it would just be like you just i don't like it happens to me too like

00:52:33.120 if i'm even for work oh yeah i'll go to get an email i hate it and i check my text and i check

00:52:38.440 my missed calls and then i'm like well i'll just check the instagram because even at my old job i

00:52:42.980 had instagram for the job or whatever don't let me know you're locked in but she would be on it

00:52:47.160 she's like i just don't want this anymore and i'm tired of seeing these things on instagram and say

00:52:51.320 remember how easy and simple life was in the 90s remember how simple it's so funny to be

00:52:56.100 yeah no and jess was like i feel like a hypocrite like i see those and i go oh yeah it was so simple

00:53:02.980 yeah and then i play on my phone she's like i'm done with this and that's when she switched to

00:53:06.300 like puzzles and coloring and she always did nails you know like she'll chill and yeah the

00:53:12.240 little and getting lost in like those little things yeah dude i think the scrolling especially

00:53:16.100 like that movement is very addictive that's why they have it on the when you do the casino when

00:53:20.660 you do the slot machine it's that's the same movement you're doing i'm in a similar place

00:53:24.120 where i i need something to uh work on you know like with my hands like even top has this thing

00:53:32.060 where he's like he's making signs like that's a cool creative process right you're cutting these

00:53:36.040 things out and then you're assembling them and you're putting this thing together and painting

00:53:39.200 it he's basically the equivalent of like a man 100 years ago whittling wood yeah on the porch

00:53:44.360 my cousin took up whittling wood top is like a 2026 version of that he's just doing with this

00:53:49.260 machine and me creating like crazy yeah he keeps like taking pictures of the things he's making

00:53:53.400 but he keeps catching his bare feet in the picture and i don't like seeing that creepy yeah i'm like

00:53:57.660 those are your feet those look like your father's feet yeah you got that's crazy have a thing in the

00:54:01.800 earth that's a physical thing like you gotta have the spiritual thing you gotta be in the word of

00:54:05.400 god yeah you gotta have a food forest or whittling wood or some guys work on their car like whatever

00:54:10.380 it is you gotta have like a thing in the natural well that's what i want i want like an old car to

00:54:15.240 work on with my son um but it's fucking annoying man because even anything that's cool and old

00:54:19.820 that's like you know old i'm getting air quotes here like 90s early 2000s is still like if it

00:54:25.680 moves if it moves if it runs at least it's gonna cost you like five to seven thousand dollars and

00:54:30.300 i'm like i don't want to do that and i look at like some of the motorcycles and i'm like i could

00:54:34.120 buy something that moves and then could work on it with my son and only spend like two thousand

00:54:38.860 dollars but then my wife's like you shouldn't have a motorcycle because you could die which

00:54:43.600 is kind of valid but i don't think i drive i've never been in an accident i don't drive like an

00:54:48.100 asshole at all uh so i don't think that would happen but it's hard to convince uh my wife that

00:54:53.840 um definitely seeing some hairless upper thigh no there's i got i got a great deal of hair on

00:54:59.040 on these things you know that just doesn't look so i called my big black friend oh yeah that's

00:55:04.460 right okay so a few weeks prior to me giving her the boot she spent days coloring in one of those

00:55:09.740 crackhead coloring books full of a cold shit my sister picked up the book and the psycho bitch

00:55:14.100 had just finished a page that featured medusa whoa whoa everyone's hair stood up whatever that

00:55:23.620 demonic fucking thing is it's real and i'm convinced she was possessed by it medusa being

00:55:28.540 the the entity that he saw yeah if you look at it you turn to a uh black concrete pretty much yeah

00:55:36.360 so uh dallas wrote in so early in the show you know back when chronicles was first starting as

00:55:43.160 number five he said and it was about this entity that looked like medusa and so this chick's been

00:55:48.940 coloring one and everybody not just dallas spitfire but it seems like everybody's like oh

00:55:54.220 something's not right here so that was point number one uh point number two as to why shit

00:55:57.960 gets more creepy is a few days later her oldest son who was 15 and i taught guitar to pops up and

00:56:03.900 tells me he didn't want to say anything before but he had come home to their apartment and blood was

00:56:09.520 all over the walls turned out she stabbed her second ex-husband in the neck with scissors

00:56:16.180 and she was trying to do that to him damn dog and number three yo exile

00:56:25.600 pretty simple right now bro this is madness dude exile looking like

00:56:31.000 uncle daddy or whatever i'm supposed to call you i'm not exactly sure what our relationship is but

00:56:38.660 just so you know mommy stabbed their second ex-husband in the neck and i came home and

00:56:43.100 The walls were covered in blood.

00:56:44.620 What?

00:56:45.300 And he goes, that sounds like maybe what she was trying to do.

00:56:48.300 Do you think all these are real?

00:56:50.100 Yeah, yeah.

00:56:50.680 Oh, yeah.

00:56:51.460 Yeah, I do.

00:56:52.520 Maybe I'm just a gullible retard, but I do think they're real.

00:56:56.300 So point number three as to why shit gets more creepy.

00:56:59.480 I talked to her parents in Boston a couple of times over video call,

00:57:03.940 and they gave me the creepiest feeling.

00:57:06.340 It seemed like they were 100% fake actors just doing a role hard to describe.

00:57:11.340 That's creepy.

00:57:12.200 That's weird.

00:57:13.100 that's very weird man uncle daddy dallas could be the name of this episode by the way

00:57:20.040 uh anyway this has gone on long enough that's the most basic cliff notes on things i experienced

00:57:26.300 during that year of hell made me appreciate relatively normal loving people one thousand

00:57:31.280 fold i could see that i'm profoundly proud of you guys and everything you're doing for so many

00:57:35.460 reasons god bless no you okay so that's a real story it's just very hard for me to like hear

00:57:40.800 that and not be like oh it's just like they should make a movie about that yeah fuck man it does it

00:57:47.020 does kind of read like a horror story huh and the way it escalates too and then the black guy gets

00:57:51.640 involved i mean it's it's got all the elements you know what's just so strange is like you've

00:57:55.080 got this female that's just i don't know how recently but somewhat recently has stabbed her

00:57:59.800 second ex-husband she's got two kids so i guess the 15 year old if he's the oldest that wasn't

00:58:05.320 his dad so uh she stabs the second ex-husband so she's but he's got another ex-husband who knows

00:58:12.280 what happened there she's got the four kids and um she's she's like capable of stabbing and all

00:58:19.200 this crazy stuff that we've read this whole time yeah but somehow in the beginning she came off

00:58:24.360 normal she comes off super no that's what i'm saying so that's that chameleon thing right like

00:58:28.100 when i met my wife she never pretended to be remember i told you i had that dream you got

00:58:33.580 to know people's family uh you gotta know not just the kids i mean that's a wild scenario but

00:58:39.240 you got to find out who's the mom the dad yeah yeah sisters i had that dream recently that i

00:58:45.680 think was you know it was indicative of witchcraft indicative and um there was something that was

00:58:51.800 posing as my wife and immediately i was confused because i was like my wife doesn't care about

00:58:58.940 video games like this this woman's pretending to care about video games i couldn't see her

00:59:03.740 um but i kind of like rationalize it like i don't know i guess she's trying to be relatable

00:59:08.020 you know to to me or something like that shit you're talking about in a dream i had oh god

00:59:13.680 and um so so that's how strange it was like my wife never tried to pretend to she was never mean

00:59:21.040 about it but she would never be like oh yeah let's sit down and play xbox or let's never pretend to

00:59:27.160 give a crap either but i'd rather have that than like hell yeah and you won't like it but i want

00:59:31.300 to know who you are so i can tell if i like you like uh in the fall in florida it's nice to lay

00:59:36.260 around on sunday and watch football and like not do anything and you almost don't even care about

00:59:40.600 the football game after a while i was gonna say your wife seems like she'd be knitting yeah but

00:59:44.340 i'm saying she figured out that she loved that time because me and the kids would be chilling

00:59:48.160 on sundays and she started baking she started cooking oh hell yeah like all kinds of buffalo

00:59:52.740 dip oh that's awesome yeah and so she'd latch on to like a thing that we like but she didn't

00:59:58.080 actually like it or pretend right right but she could still be a part of the vibe doesn't like

01:00:01.320 football but she likes fall respect yeah yeah yeah but that i mean yeah she pretended to be

01:00:08.120 i mean she's she had an affair in this story i'm talking about she had nefarious intentions from

01:00:12.300 the gate given everything that unfolds throughout the story from the beginning she was uh weaving a

01:00:16.980 web to trap him in so crazy that's wild that's wild you thought dating was complicated just like

01:00:24.680 on its own like bro you never know with a chick who stabbed her second ex-husband

01:00:29.880 in the neck with scissors and is possessed potentially by his the spirit of a gordon

01:00:34.420 that has been haunting you since uh you were a kid the dating scene is crazy bro yeah but i guess

01:00:40.700 when you're older it's like yeah why are these people available yeah and then it gets worse and

01:00:45.980 worse and and and i don't know i mean maybe as it goes for dudes too you got to ask yourself why

01:00:50.500 you're available right because it either you never had somebody which doesn't sound like that for

01:00:55.100 most people but you weren't able to work it out like whatever it was like jess always says she

01:00:59.460 hates when she meets divorced people and they go oh we're best friends now then jess is so crazy

01:01:03.800 why aren't you still married that's so crazy that you're not still married i don't like when people

01:01:07.560 go like oh yeah like we just fell out of love like i'm like nobody cares that requires work

01:01:11.920 dog that requires like it's like a garden there's tending you have to keep like going back and make

01:01:16.440 you sure that this thing is good yeah you'll just break the covenant oh yeah we don't love each

01:01:20.120 other anymore like that's fucking crazy i hate that i hate that i i can't yeah the other thing

01:01:24.280 that you said too though being divorced and now your best friends oh me and my ex are best friends

01:01:28.140 what then get married then go back to being married my wife's my best friend we're married

01:01:33.200 what the fuck happened here yeah i don't know we just fell out of love that's really hates that

01:01:37.980 she has no she's like yeah that's not okay if you can stand to be in the same room then you

01:01:41.920 should be married still yeah we got into a weird place with uh with with marriage um yeah it's just

01:01:49.900 like what am i getting i could get something better somewhere else that's what it comes down

01:01:54.020 to subliminal messenger says raven marriage classes i don't need i don't know what to

01:01:57.480 like if i had to give advice it's like yo be fucking easy yeah be easy like don't be so

01:02:04.300 fucking um hard to get along with yeah just be somebody that can like go with the flow and have

01:02:09.100 a good time let's get rolled off your shoulders out it's not worth it you know like this argument

01:02:15.160 over this stupid thing is never worth it outside of like somebody cheating or something like that

01:02:19.660 like dude the the the things that you know this guy he's telling these stories and they're arguing

01:02:25.300 over a bunch of things hold on let me see what the hell it was because he said at some point

01:02:29.100 oh yeah uh arguing about bill gates that's the funniest shit in the world but like yeah how many

01:02:35.720 people are out there in relationships that are like oh it was a it was a dish the dish that i

01:02:40.640 left out and then it drove us to a giant argument or this and that it's like dude well not to say

01:02:44.600 that doesn't happen you get in an argument you're just going towards that and then you find a thing

01:02:49.020 to start fighting about but then it's like hey here was the real thing i was pissed about from

01:02:52.880 last week and whatever it is it's not worth like getting to the point where you're screaming and

01:02:57.180 shit. You know, like, I'm not saying you don't get there. You have a relationship. You're with

01:03:00.700 somebody for your entire life. You're going to end up yelling at each other. But there's got to

01:03:04.840 be that thing in your head that goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop. This has gone

01:03:08.420 far enough. Yeah, this has gone far. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe there was a pressure release valve that you

01:03:12.620 needed to like yell, get mad about it. But then you got to come back around and go, yeah, what

01:03:16.680 are we doing here again? Yeah. What are we doing? And I do think as long as like if you're going to

01:03:20.340 do something, make it structured. Right. So like, yeah, women should be hit and you should do that

01:03:25.580 in a controlled environment wait what but like never do it when you're angry just set aside time

01:03:30.940 say like once a month once a month i hit you no once a month i hit you but not when i'm all worked

01:03:36.940 up no i don't like that and not when we're not when there's really something to argue about

01:03:40.920 but it's just once a month i hit you you know just so you remember how strong i am how weak

01:03:45.460 and frail you are you know we put aside one one day a month one day a month we're like you know

01:03:50.280 maybe you get a like a running head start and i count to 30 and then i catch up and i hit you

01:03:55.340 and it's not too bad i don't like that but you never do that when you're angry i don't like

01:04:01.340 you never do that when you're crazy is that like people let it get so bad and then they're like

01:04:05.080 but i'll marry again and none of these things will happen so stupid but also this time i'm

01:04:11.800 gonna have all of the baggage of my previous i'm gonna have to deal with whatever these marriage

01:04:17.120 issues are again with the baggage of an ex yeah and with your baggage of an ex and who knows the

01:04:23.580 kids and everything else i'm just saying i'll bet it'll be better if i go there it's like no man

01:04:28.980 you just got to figure out how to work it out yeah yeah i'm i'm a big advocate for a little

01:04:34.160 bit of time aside what who whose is it whose is it whose tell me i'm i'm the same z man just like

01:04:41.080 with kids never spank them in the heat of the moment i never spank my kids oh yeah i never

01:04:45.720 down first and then and then and then beat their ass when you're like in a good mood no yeah when

01:04:50.780 everybody's cool when everybody's cool that's when you do the there's this there's a season

01:04:55.660 for everything right no so once a month make it a game make it fun like okay i'm gonna get you

01:05:02.420 you gotta run but when i catch you i'm gonna beat your fucking ass really bad it's not gonna be good

01:05:07.220 it's gonna be bad my nigga all right so who's that that was dallas thank you dallas thank you for

01:05:14.820 writing in um dallas is integral part of the operation here now and now he's uh submitted

01:05:20.660 two fantastic stories so who are you going that was pretty good i mean in a bad way or bad in a

01:05:25.620 good way yeah yeah yeah i mean whatever you want to call it it's a fascinating story so we have

01:05:29.320 derek i think yeah yeah i like the way you said that derek uh derek let's see what that is oh

01:05:37.960 it's just one big um it's one big thing with no with no uh oh derek right derek let's read let's

01:05:46.060 read derek what do you guys think you are you into the idea of uh as long as you're not angry

01:05:52.940 you beat your wife and as long as she's not angry too she has to also be not angry you kind of like

01:05:58.200 you wait for like an opportune moment where spirits are up and then just start smacking

01:06:03.600 uh i don't know if you smack i don't know if it should be face stuff probably not face stuff

01:06:10.080 because you don't want to lose attraction when you see her all like bruised up and dinged up in

01:06:14.100 the face i don't like this i would say hit her in the body and uh hit her in places where it's not

01:06:21.000 going to be so evident to you later on you know if you're trying to uh get intimate have um marital

01:06:26.260 relations and then you got to look at like these big bruises and stuff uh the bottom of the feet

01:06:30.720 I hear is a great place to get hit

01:06:32.940 with objects and then not

01:06:34.780 really have that show up later on

01:06:37.060 what okay I'll read

01:06:38.800 this one it's short okay

01:06:40.220 what's happening fellas what's happening

01:06:42.880 with you Derek this is the first time

01:06:44.900 wait we definitely doxed him shit

01:06:46.640 that's what you're supposed to do

01:06:47.820 if you send your name on there you clearly want

01:06:50.720 that to be read what's his last name

01:06:52.340 I already said it before

01:06:54.660 why what do you think Nancy

01:06:59.080 she just wants me to dox him she loves when people get doxed what's happening fellas no i don't

01:07:05.720 and nancy this is the first time i've committed this to writing and tbh this is a real chronicle

01:07:13.360 this is too that means to be honest that's not like a marijuana substance uh that's thc okay

01:07:20.380 then this is to be honest okay every word is true all right i like that up front because

01:07:25.120 almost like the last one oh yeah it didn't say that you guys if it's a real story you got to

01:07:31.040 let us know um if that it's a real story tell us that at the jump please every word is true and

01:07:38.600 it's insane but i'm not insane just so you know okay i'm a raver who indulges in rave drugs okay

01:07:45.900 that's currently red flag i'm uh that's a that's a current tense that's a present tense well even

01:07:53.180 if it's passed it's still oh no no this looks like it is present yeah but even if it's passed

01:07:58.320 that's a bad combo chiefly ketamine and molly okay i don't know much about molly uh i've done

01:08:05.180 my fair share of molly it's um i don't know i mean it's ecstasy it's ecstasy without the surprise

01:08:11.140 or less of a surprise because ecstasy you don't know what they pressed into the pill um but molly

01:08:16.160 is the same like it's uh mdma which i don't know what that acronym stands for but that's okay yeah

01:08:21.720 so we just called mdma ecstasy yeah well ecstasy is mdma plus who knows what else is in it pressed

01:08:29.840 into that pill yeah i used to i used to get red apples and uh yellow dolphins huh triple stack

01:08:37.000 no comment og with triple stack g's up hose down okay that was another one that i used to get that's

01:08:43.360 not uncomfortable guys guys somebody in the chat knows what i just said chiefly ketamine which is

01:08:47.300 special k and molly which is ecstasy k mostly and dances at badass shows i started two years ago

01:08:54.980 anyways jeez can we get the bad oh yeah i'm sorry it sounds like a story this is crazy bro

01:09:00.900 there we go i started two years ago anyways a year and a half ago this storyline started

01:09:09.060 i was attacked by a demonic entity although i didn't know it at that time i don't know why

01:09:15.020 you're laughing i'm just like he so wait how long ago was he attacked by a demonic entity

01:09:18.880 well the storyline a year and a half ago yeah and but he's like to this day i still

01:09:24.880 rave super hard right don't you think you dropped the rave party right yeah i'd be like okay let's

01:09:30.740 get out of that although i didn't know it at that time i was meditating down in my room after doing

01:09:36.040 k and taking these new vitamins i had gotten from amazon okay oh these aren't bad these aren't

01:09:42.140 vitamins but ormus lion's mane she legit oh that's uh she legit is like a uh lion's mane is really

01:09:49.140 good for focus i don't know what ormus is but she legit is like uh she legit i think it's like some

01:09:54.820 kind of uh almost like i don't know why i'm thinking this but it's like the uh sap from a

01:10:00.180 tree waxy leakage it's something i don't know apparently this was not good quality because 30

01:10:06.620 minutes afterwards i was struck by this feeling of absolute fear and that something was terribly

01:10:11.320 wrong yeah i don't know if it's the vitamins dog i opened my eyes and went up to stand up

01:10:17.320 when i noticed two things simultaneously first my picture by the door of the alchemical great work

01:10:24.820 i don't know what that is the alchemical the the uh uh opus what is it uh opus mundus with the

01:10:32.460 great work the alchemical great work this what are you doing dog derrick are you a are you a

01:10:38.220 listener of this show get out of the game derrick this is insane well anyway that great work was

01:10:43.140 face down on the ground second lingering in the air right beside it was a disturbance in the air

01:10:49.360 like nipples in the middle of water that says ripples oh that says that was an end okay hold

01:10:54.200 on a second like ripples in the middle of water that's sketch of source right yeah if i see that

01:11:02.040 like a shimmery

01:11:04.520 I jumped to stand up when the ripples began

01:11:06.840 to spiral forward towards me

01:11:08.780 while it moved forward a sound

01:11:11.080 a truly satanic demonic sound

01:11:12.760 like musical notes being played

01:11:14.740 backwards emitted from it and I was pushed

01:11:16.840 back into my corner cabinet

01:11:18.440 I'm a very not religious

01:11:20.620 necessarily

01:11:21.540 I'm a very

01:11:24.600 not religious necessarily

01:11:26.500 but a godly man

01:11:28.100 which god then

01:11:28.980 yeah which god is this the thing is you you can't just aim at the amorphous undefined god of the

01:11:34.180 universe this is what everybody who's in the new age does is they aim they believe in god because

01:11:39.380 they have experiences but they're not willing to define them certainly not within the christian

01:11:42.740 context and so they're just fucking pulling their arrow back and letting one rip into the fucking

01:11:48.300 void right where anything just comes along and goes i'll be your god specifically meditation is

01:11:53.040 exactly that yeah the eastern style meditation is like just open yourself up and then whatever

01:11:58.200 wants to come in can't whereas like you think like just think about derek i want you to listen

01:12:02.620 to these words in the spiritual realm do you think that there is not something there that would

01:12:08.900 gladly pretend to be your god this is your wheelhouse dude it's so it's almost wild to hear

01:12:18.260 because yeah they hear them say these things he's doing these things and then he's like yeah but i'm

01:12:23.240 a worshiper of god it's like well that's not consistent but you're not going to define him

01:12:27.000 You're not going to call him by name.

01:12:28.100 You're not going to actually flesh this out.

01:12:30.940 And that lifestyle is not consistent with knowing the true God.

01:12:35.320 There are a lot of things out there that will gladly be your God.

01:12:41.520 Okay.

01:12:42.680 But a godly man, I worship God.

01:12:44.640 I pray every day several times.

01:12:47.340 Okay.

01:12:47.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:12:48.420 But once again, to what, bro?

01:12:50.380 To what?

01:12:50.840 There's all kinds of shit out there.

01:12:52.900 All kinds of shit out there that will gladly stand in God's place.

01:12:56.600 yeah that's why we meditate on the word of god like like if we don't ever in the christian realm

01:13:01.900 just meditate like eastern style meditation just open ourselves up to whatever we meditate on the

01:13:07.380 word of god man pray every day several times i shouted for god and begged him to help me out

01:13:13.760 then i was struck by a thought this is a spiritual attack okay he's on it yeah he's a sharp one

01:13:21.840 it's been fucking your alchemical your opus mundus or whatever with his face down on the ground and

01:13:27.520 you got shoved into the fucking cabinet by an unseen force and you needed something to whisper

01:13:32.840 to you that this is a fucking spiritual attack i rebuked this unclean spirit rushed upstairs

01:13:38.180 drank nearly a gallon of water at once and forced myself to vomit the vitamins up uh i don't think

01:13:44.600 it was vitamins bro you're telling me you're doing molly and ketamine but annie's been in

01:13:49.860 this state of meditation and you're they're like it's the vitamins the lion's mane and the shit

01:13:55.640 jacket what's it called i was meditating down in my room after doing k and taking these new vitamins

01:14:01.100 okay okay okay but you did what does the vitamins have to do with anything shit bro this has got to

01:14:07.180 be somebody fucking with us it is man rushed upstairs drinking down the water forced to

01:14:13.800 vomit the vitamins at this time i thought it was just the bad vitamins that's so silly then i played

01:14:19.100 then i played in my lady's chest and weathered the storm so to speak i don't know what i don't

01:14:25.100 like even that expression you you played in your lady's chest you did what now oh he's just saying

01:14:31.120 he hooked up with his wife i don't think that's what he's saying at all it also doesn't strike

01:14:35.480 me as married but i love the idea that you did ketamine meditated all of a sudden something

01:14:41.580 falls off the wall and is faced out in the ground and you get shoved into a thing and then all of

01:14:46.640 sudden you have a notion it's a spiritual attack and you go better to throw up these vitamins way

01:14:50.580 too much b12 in my system bro gotta get rid of this fucking b12 oh shit then i played in my

01:14:57.620 lady's chest and weather the storm what the fuck is that i don't know nancy can you look up lady's

01:15:04.640 chest i don't know how to how you do that okay yeah yeah yeah i could see i could see how that

01:15:13.540 would be bad maybe maybe he's talking about his girlfriend at the time yeah that's what i'm

01:15:18.320 thinking he's saying like yeah i was trying to weather the storm like i figured i'd just you

01:15:21.580 know chill out with the female so you just laid down on her chest maybe that's what he oh oh oh

01:15:25.540 laid laid in my lady's chest oh it says played but that's gotta be a typo man if she took him

01:15:33.040 in i was like nah honey it's cool just lay here oh shit it was a long night and my head was pulsing

01:15:38.140 with strange visions alien and so dark yeah i saw characters in a different language

01:15:43.600 yeah fucking inokian motherfucker pictures of aliens and demonic entities funny how they always

01:15:49.620 go hand in hand oh i see it was one of the worst nights of my life i was sick for three days after

01:15:55.800 this anyways this was just the beginning and this is all culminated into a physical altercation

01:16:02.560 with the demon last weekend this was written on july 19th so this is like two weeks ago that

01:16:08.640 that must have okay but that is the story i really wanted to tell you but i wanted to set the table

01:16:15.780 so to speak hit me back if you read this and want the rest of the story look i i don't want you to

01:16:21.960 be discouraged by my mocking you derrick uh and i would be very interested in hearing the second

01:16:27.060 But that's what the show is about is mocking people, right?

01:16:29.420 This is an insane inability to connect dots, very obvious dots.

01:16:37.000 You know what I mean?

01:16:37.520 Like you've been handed a connect the dots child's worksheet, and it's literally a smiley face.

01:16:43.600 And you cannot put together what's happening here.

01:16:46.960 This is not a complex connect the dots assignment.

01:16:50.140 This is you're illegally entering the spiritual realm and praying to a God that you will not define.

01:16:58.740 And therefore, anything is willing to step in, take the worship.

01:17:04.720 And I mean, you're just filling up your cup with iniquity, homie.

01:17:09.180 Where are you going? Where are you going?

01:17:11.920 Unbelievable. In the middle of a show.

01:17:14.720 Are you going poopy?

01:17:16.780 this guy's gotta go poop unbelievable wow uh which one is me okay that one's me

01:17:24.220 and it's the vitamins derek derek it's the vitamins that's

01:17:29.500 man and then i feel bad i feel like i'm an asshole for scolding you this way um

01:17:38.780 you go by dare bear on your email are you are you a bear are you a uh an owen enjoyer

01:17:49.220 i thought you guys were smart what is going on i don't think you are this is crazy this

01:17:57.460 this email feels like it comes out of left field like this cannot be a listener of the show

01:18:01.200 and

01:18:04.680 well I mean

01:18:07.260 hit us

01:18:09.020 hit us back Derek

01:18:10.400 I want to hear what happens next

01:18:12.700 I hope you hear what I'm saying and you don't

01:18:15.180 you don't recoil

01:18:16.080 at the crass tone

01:18:18.060 that I have and you

01:18:20.660 realize that

01:18:21.880 I'm giving criticism

01:18:25.000 through a filter

01:18:26.840 and that

01:18:28.820 filter is like

01:18:29.860 people should know i'm blown away i'm blown away by this is wild it's wild to me that you can't

01:18:38.600 connect this oh look who's back look who's a professional who's gonna come and do a show

01:18:42.560 that was a fast poop yeah he did push a poop out real fast so uh derrick vitamins dog it could be

01:18:49.940 the vitamins that is the craziest thing i've ever heard all right uh well thank you derrick

01:18:55.660 and i hope to hear back from you hopefully you don't die let's do um mike robertson i just doxed

01:19:04.700 you um big time so i'm gonna read this it goes

01:19:10.060 hello top and david and matt with four t's that's good he's not got the memo that's gone out to the

01:19:19.900 rest of the employees but uh it is five t's now the minimum is five t's but that's okay mike we

01:19:25.380 got we'll have a grace period of a couple of weeks before everybody really gets that

01:19:29.080 and nancy say hi nance hi and he did put three whys on nancy so i like that just a one why nancy

01:19:39.640 gets a one why i love nds and straight bible please don't ever stop okay fine my story isn't

01:19:45.380 insane but it speaks to the power of god and it's definitely paranormal i feel like i'm gonna like

01:19:50.240 this one better yeah the last one was a lot of frustrating uh it started off i started off rather

01:19:56.760 as a wait wait we read this before did we is it metalhead oh yeah yeah yeah yeah richard dawkins

01:20:03.740 i remember him saying something about richard dawkins i don't know why that wasn't uh that

01:20:07.440 one wasn't highlighted that wasn't okay so we're actually gonna move on damien is the next one

01:20:11.280 that's highlighted is that true well you got roger but that one's not highlighted and then

01:20:17.900 Damien's highlighted okay cool so this is Damien I can't dox you because I can't even pronounce

01:20:22.740 that last name the title is near-death experience at about 12 years old changing a tire short story

01:20:29.100 feels like that could be a long story if you really wanted to be um okay so I'm listening

01:20:36.180 to Chronicles right now and y'all reminded me of a time I almost died when I was about 11 or 12

01:20:40.700 almost so me and my mother and two sisters were traveling to see my cousins in Arkansas

01:20:47.740 what a silly word arkansas is arkansas is really how it should be pronounced yeah i don't know

01:20:54.840 where all the the w comes from about a six to seven hour round trip oh no just trip doesn't

01:21:01.760 say round trip i added that we would visit them probably at least once a year so the trip was

01:21:06.340 going like any other when we got a flat tire i feel like it was early evening and i remember

01:21:14.960 the highway was busy but we were about to pull to the side and all was well and good okay cool

01:21:21.480 that's good we had a spare so my mom wasn't too stressed she took it as a learning moment and she

01:21:28.660 told my sisters to stay in the car and told me to come and help her get the spare on damn that's a

01:21:34.020 good mom yeah that's just a rough thing of like a mom but no dad there right you black we put the

01:21:43.120 jack under the car like that i'm just asking what if he is then i'm right what if he's mixed

01:21:51.460 i'm still right so the only way you're wrong is if it's two white parents uh and what does it

01:21:59.280 matter just for data purposes okay you know he's just collecting patterns um let's see if he's in

01:22:05.560 the chat he'll let us know so come and help me put the spare on we put the jack under the car

01:22:09.720 and got it lifted i can't remember exactly why but my mom had me get under the car to look at it

01:22:15.140 for something that's dangerous if you don't have jack stands on the road and you just have a jack

01:22:20.240 depending on the type if it's like a scissor jack um don't get under that fucking thing bro

01:22:25.260 because if it rolls if you don't have the tires chocked you're gonna end up taking car to the

01:22:31.040 chest i can't remember exactly why it sounded like exactly what it sounded like what it sounded

01:22:37.580 like but i hear a voice i feel like it was my mom just saying calling to me so i slid out from

01:22:45.560 under the car i asked my mom what she was calling me for because we were the only ones outside the

01:22:50.780 car she said she hadn't called me at all and as i was about to slide back under the car the jack

01:22:58.560 collapsed and the car slammed into the ground my sisters hop out and are telling what happened

01:23:06.020 what happened okay they're telling it i don't remember how we got back on the road probably

01:23:12.500 called triple a i didn't think about it much at the time i'm surprised it didn't shake me up more

01:23:17.880 but i'm pretty sure i would have been done for if i was under that car i wasn't born again until i

01:23:24.140 was 16 almost 17 so usually when i think back on this day my conclusion is that god was the one who

01:23:31.540 called me out from under the car that's a fair conclusion uh that's really all the story shout

01:23:37.460 out to you guys nds and straight bible are some of the best stuff on the net thank you damien

01:23:42.480 brother damien feels like an old dude because he called it the net no yeah he's not i definitely

01:23:48.380 don't think people call it the net he's a young guy dude maybe in his heart net what oh matt calls

01:23:55.380 it the net doesn't he yeah fucking dude yeah no i don't i call it the internet no dude you call it

01:24:01.780 the fucking net oh my god i've never called it the net gear net gear netscape i remember those uh

01:24:08.800 old uh i don't know what they would be email platforms yeah that's cool though he hears a

01:24:13.340 voice yeah it's the only voice that would have made sense his mom that's just him and his mom

01:24:19.060 so he's like yeah mom what's up she's like no i didn't say anything and then the car collapses

01:24:23.660 underneath it. Yeah, but it just reminds you of like

01:24:25.540 Samuel when he's there

01:24:27.780 and Eli is the priest and Eli

01:24:29.640 has become incredibly corrupted

01:24:31.220 and Samuel hears

01:24:33.620 the voice of Eli calling him

01:24:35.600 at night. He comes to Eli and says, yeah, what's up?

01:24:37.620 And he goes, what do you mean what's up? He said,

01:24:39.620 yeah, you called me. He said, no, I didn't. Go back to bed.

01:24:42.080 Second time it happens. He comes back

01:24:43.540 and says, hey, what happened? He said, dude, go back

01:24:45.600 to bed. Okay.

01:24:47.580 It's either the second or the third time he says,

01:24:50.180 Eli says, okay, dude,

01:24:51.520 I see what's happening now. God's calling you.

01:24:53.660 It just sounds like my voice because I'm like a spiritual father to you, if you will.

01:24:57.680 So he's talking in my voice.

01:25:00.460 So when he does that, say, here I am, Lord.

01:25:03.240 What do you want to talk about?

01:25:04.660 And then he does that.

01:25:06.060 And then Samuel, because I think it says in Samuel's day that there was like no open vision in that time.

01:25:10.600 Like God wasn't really like dealing directly with prophets.

01:25:12.940 And then Samuel starts it like it starts with Samuel.

01:25:16.140 But yeah, so it's interesting when like the voice of God comes in through a parent's voice.

01:25:21.360 That is interesting.

01:25:21.960 what did you make a noise just now yeah i just remembered that happened to bella when she was

01:25:27.840 little this is i just remember this right now she was super little okay we lived in the fruitland

01:25:33.620 park house and i was doing something in the front yard and she was like playing with stuff

01:25:38.080 in the front yard too and she goes who's coming back then i was like just working and stuff and

01:25:45.420 i looked at her i said what she goes who's coming back and i said i don't know she goes who's coming

01:25:51.720 back and i said i don't know who's coming back what are you talking about and she goes i heard

01:25:56.620 you say he's coming back and i said you just heard me say he's coming back and she goes yeah

01:26:03.640 and i was like okay it'd be schizophrenia too oh yeah it's not that's definitely not the case

01:26:10.820 with bella i appreciate your insight though nancy it's not always like appreciated but it's whatever

01:26:15.860 but i just like left it alone and was like oh that's cool but she heard her dad's voice saying

01:26:21.320 he's coming back yeah that's interesting yeah and she was always in like bible stuff too when

01:26:28.020 she was little we were always talking bible stuff so i don't i don't know but i told you i had that

01:26:32.180 that dream recently where uh i was debating albarino oh geez and nightmare no it was actually

01:26:41.960 like i was it was crushing things were fantastic and he was trying to cut me off and i was finishing

01:26:49.380 my thought that's a nightmare and the thought was just the same fucking annoying should i say all

01:26:55.180 the time on this show which is the correlating data points between demonic encounters and alien

01:27:00.580 encounters the overlap and when i got that out one of the judges who was there listening to what

01:27:08.300 we were saying judges there's like judges it was like a panel of people like you're on american

01:27:13.600 like tv show where they have like dancing in the stars or whatever and they like judge it no it was

01:27:18.600 like a mixture of like i guess my eyes are partly open in my room so it's kind of like my room

01:27:24.180 which is just you know whatever but there's judges in the room and they're like i give them a nine

01:27:29.340 well judges who are point five i guess there's there's judges right on debates i don't really

01:27:33.660 know i haven't watched a debate it's your dream like what was it so there's like like a couple

01:27:39.440 of people that are hearing the argument at a table sort of she like one of them gets up and

01:27:45.560 comes over to me and it's like oh my god i know exactly what you're saying this that and the other

01:27:51.140 thing like affirming what i'm saying and i'm like bingo you get it and there's just this big and

01:27:55.060 he's getting drowned out he can't he's like basically like ah shit i just got fucking

01:28:00.580 butt clapped and me and this judge are like high-fiving like hell yeah dude you know exactly

01:28:06.080 what i'm talking about so it's fun it was good that's it in the dream yeah but you were like

01:28:12.040 winning the debate yeah

01:28:13.400 yeah i don't know what to make of that you don't have to make anything okay who's reading the next

01:28:22.540 one um that one was short so uh uh if you want to read one who who was it that was you uh oh look

01:28:30.280 the next one's actually about albarino but we're not going to read that that's something different

01:28:33.040 okay so oh no i want to read this holly brady i want to read this one what's this the next one's

01:28:38.060 hgtv holly hell yeah dude holly's the homie i'm reading this okay oh yeah thanks for a second

01:28:46.300 this is awesome by the way proper number of t's hgtv holly this is a thing we got to click on

01:28:54.180 yeah it's a little bit different all you do is click on it it's gonna be i love when they put

01:28:57.880 the three or four y's behind the answer never does that uh but we do have five t's in matt

01:29:05.140 google docs five t's in matt that makes me feel like this

01:29:11.220 thank you hgtb holly so uh she says hey top raven matt

01:29:19.780 and nancy question mark it's fair to to address nancy that's fine um i'm back thanks for giving

01:29:28.720 me a second chance just gonna start by saying i've been listening to nbs for two years uh and

01:29:35.080 since around april nds and straight bible are the only two podcasts i fuck with anymore

01:29:40.740 uh y'all are the ones riding the truth train in my opinion enough ass kissing you can probably do

01:29:48.040 a little bit more it's fine yeah do a little more here it goes uh written with no drugs and no ai

01:29:53.080 all right 10 points for hgtv holly so hgtv holly really was going hard for the drugs and now she's

01:29:59.640 off uh no i think i think that's more of a reference to how crazy your first one was about

01:30:04.520 describing the house no um some of the other submissions we get where they're clearly uh

01:30:10.480 maybe either using ai or they're on drugs so uh it says cancer demons oh she's a tampa chick i

01:30:19.540 didn't know that tampon chick that's fucking why would you say that no tampa i mean i guess all

01:30:24.180 women are tamp well i guess there's probably uh pad chicks too no we're talking about tampa oh

01:30:30.600 like the geographical location bingo not the uh the menstrual blood sponge no in june 2019 after

01:30:39.760 six years of living a complete scumbag lifestyle in tampa oh shit it happens in that area yeah it

01:30:46.820 does i had reached the end of my prodigal prodigal prodigal prodigal prodigal prodigal son days she's

01:30:54.660 a female but she still goes by the prodigal son prodigal it's like males go by the bride of daughter

01:30:59.620 days okay ran out of money i ran out of money my lease was ending and my mom told me it was time

01:31:07.340 for me to move home that sounds like a country song yeah it does so i tucked my tail between

01:31:12.020 my legs and accepted the fact that at 24 years old i was moving back in with my parents like a

01:31:17.020 total fucking loser loser that's okay holly i did the same thing at 23 i had been out of the house

01:31:23.280 since like 16 and then i came back for two to three months and it was not great my parents had

01:31:32.560 sold my father's haunted house with many rooms you know the one yes we do yes we do i can see

01:31:38.040 the entire layout in my mind's eye i don't know if that's astral projecting if i've done that

01:31:42.820 illegally entered that realm uh but if so i repent um boom boom boom we were living on the

01:31:50.780 beach now or at the beach now don't worry this floor plan isn't important

01:31:54.960 and literally as soon as i pulled into their driveway to live with them my ears started

01:32:03.100 ringing it was so annoying just a constant high-pitched ring that never stopped my mom

01:32:08.980 kept insisting it was allergies and i just needed to take the claritin the claritin but it didn't do

01:32:16.600 shit yeah i'm sure you can trust that thing was designed to it didn't do shit exactly so weeks

01:32:25.120 pass and the ringing in my ears gets worse oh damn uh what's the there's a terminology for that uh

01:32:30.160 when you have ringing in your ears it's called um nepotism oh tinnitus hell yeah i knew it see

01:32:38.360 nancy knows that these are things that women suffer from uh-huh i know what tinnitus is because i've

01:32:42.580 heard my wife be like i don't have it what yes you do no i don't you woman yes you got a boyfriend

01:32:51.620 who had it because he fired his gun without his earplugs boyfriend ex-boyfriend see tinfoil tiara's

01:33:00.800 got it she's also a woman

01:33:03.680 so weeks pass and the ringing in my ears gets worse my parents are silent nighters

01:33:13.500 uh okay so they keep a pitch black house when they sleep with no fans no noise machines no tv

01:33:19.020 etc so in all of that silence at night all i had was the obnoxious ringing in my ear

01:33:25.740 at one point i started hearing a faint whispering through the ringing noise

01:33:30.720 but it wasn't anything i could make out in english oh it's interesting it's almost like your

01:33:34.580 brain is creating its own white noise sometimes these things speak to white noise wait you know

01:33:40.820 what they never speak through black noise stop you know what black noise is do you sleep with

01:33:46.420 a fan or a thing yeah yeah sometimes i do be binaural beat downing myself you don't sleep

01:33:50.960 in like silent no because every little noise that happens wakes me up so unless i have something

01:33:58.280 that's like baseline yeah i do earplugs a lot a lot yeah but if you don't have earplugs you have

01:34:04.160 to have another noise that drowns out the smaller noises okay so that could be anything at all fan

01:34:09.360 cats in the next room just jumping down off the counter onto the ground like i'll hear their paws

01:34:14.160 hit the ground and i'll like fucking pop open i don't know why that is uh i'm sure if i trained

01:34:18.720 myself i could get used to it and in the event where there is no white noise and i don't have

01:34:24.220 earplugs i fare fine enough but uh so um i started hearing this faint whispering sound couldn't

01:34:31.820 discern anything in english and the whispering always sounded like it was coming from the corner

01:34:35.100 of the bedroom that's a fucking bummer i don't like that some nights right before i would fall

01:34:40.260 asleep a surge would hit me and i'd feel like through the ringing in my right ear feel like

01:34:47.740 through the ringing in my right ear i was getting downloads straight into my brain of all this

01:34:53.020 information about angels demons and the truth about the world but i'd never remember any of it

01:34:58.800 when i'd wake up the next day this happened almost nightly that is fascinating we're always

01:35:03.840 dealing with crazy people hell yeah hell yeah i mean i like it too it's just so well this is why

01:35:10.300 i'm willing to make the trade-off for they smell they do smell but like look how fun they are yeah

01:35:17.220 but they do smell and you feel like these folks when they get the gospel they're like yeah i'm in

01:35:22.800 i don't want to play any games i don't want to pretend i don't want to like do the whole thing

01:35:27.360 hey be blessed like i'm in i'm in for life stinky but they get it and they're fun uh one night in

01:35:36.300 particular i heard this whispering in the corner of the bedroom and was used to it at this point

01:35:40.380 as i usually good you ever get to the point where you're just used to it you're like oh yeah that's

01:35:45.040 just the thing that whispers in the corner it's no big deal sparrow stinky oh yeah dumb ass he

01:35:49.900 came in here he was stinky too i remember that time um so yeah you probably shouldn't get used

01:35:54.580 to it but you get used to anything human beings are you know fascinating in that way we can get

01:35:59.120 used to a lot of shit there was a story about smith wigglesworth where he woke up i'm sorry

01:36:02.900 who smith wigglesworth you know him dude he rolled over is he the host of a children's uh

01:36:08.220 fucking learning cartoon he was like a legit man of god from england man smith wigglesworth yeah

01:36:13.180 moved in like signs and wonders you actually should read some of his stuff dude you'd probably

01:36:17.340 very much like his stories dude healing casting out demons i will never read a book by a man

01:36:22.100 called smith wigglesworth he was a plumber he was like a legit dude what a silly name wouldn't

01:36:27.260 wouldn't allow a newspaper in his home he's like no no no you're not bringing like that's not to

01:36:31.960 mr wigglesworth's house yeah exactly mr wigglesworth you guys should do a show on smith

01:36:36.800 wigglesworth are you ready to sing the mr wigglesworth song people in the chat should google

01:36:42.260 smith wigglesworth i don't think that's a real thing pull it up no why not

01:36:47.280 Because it's fake.

01:36:49.360 We got 30 minutes, dude.

01:36:50.780 Oh, I'm Mr. Wigglesworth, and you're Mr. Wigglesworth,

01:36:54.460 and we're all here together to learn from Mr. Wigglesworth.

01:36:57.860 Anyway, he rolled over one day, said he saw Satan,

01:37:00.640 and went, oh, it's just you, and went back to sleep.

01:37:02.100 And Satan went, oh, no, I'm sorry to wake you from your slumber, Mr. Wigglesworth.

01:37:05.880 Okay.

01:37:06.940 Mock him.

01:37:08.780 Somebody's going to Google him and be like, oh, damn, Matt.

01:37:11.900 What a dumb bitch name to have.

01:37:14.660 That's really rude.

01:37:15.520 What a dumb Mr. Smith Wigglesworth.

01:37:18.260 Okay, play your game.

01:37:21.200 That's a stupid, is this the man?

01:37:23.420 That's Mr. Wigglesworth?

01:37:24.780 Oh, Wigglesworth used to cross.

01:37:25.460 What a hilarious looking asshole.

01:37:32.100 Yeah, Soviet Black Nose.

01:37:35.620 Is that it, Nancy?

01:37:36.880 Yeah, what do you think?

01:37:37.800 What do you want him to do?

01:37:38.480 The children's song and dance?

01:37:40.140 Yeah, G by John G. Lake, too.

01:37:42.900 There we go.

01:37:43.340 Mr. Wigglesworth sounds like a name for a ferret

01:37:47.640 No dude

01:37:48.720 He goes hard dude

01:37:50.340 Blooplog says Mr. Wigglesworth

01:37:52.920 Sounds like a name for a ferret

01:37:54.880 That's so true

01:37:55.860 That's so true

01:37:57.580 That's so funny

01:37:59.640 Dude Wigglesworth used to go hard bro

01:38:01.560 Imagine being banished

01:38:03.320 To fucking

01:38:04.860 In the name of Christ by a dude named Mr. Wigglesworth

01:38:08.480 Okay

01:38:09.860 Imagine doing spiritual battle

01:38:12.000 against a dude named mr wigglesworth okay yeah you don't want that doing spiritual battle with

01:38:17.980 a dude named mr wigglesworth don't want that i do like the idea that jesus would make one of his uh

01:38:23.440 most uh potent spiritual warriors a dude named mr wigglesworth he crushed dude i mean he's like

01:38:30.080 100 years ago but he crushed bro all right uh so one night in particular i hear this whispering

01:38:36.360 from the corner of the bedroom and i was used to it at this point as i usually did i tried to ignore

01:38:40.880 it and go to sleep. But all of a sudden

01:38:42.880 the whispering got closer and

01:38:44.860 closer as if it was slowly slithering

01:38:47.040 from the corner up

01:38:48.780 onto the bottom of the bed and across

01:38:50.940 the comforter towards my still ringing

01:38:52.940 right ear. I don't like it.

01:38:54.880 And once it got close enough

01:38:56.780 the words

01:38:58.900 I'm Mr. Wigglesworth

01:39:01.400 you're Mr. Wigglesworth

01:39:03.140 we're all Mr. Wigglesworth

01:39:05.020 together

01:39:05.700 Jim was really blurry on that

01:39:10.420 good the camera when it pans on matt it's all blurry let's see it let's see it pan over here

01:39:16.260 well why are you screwing with it nancy there you go that spirit of mr wigglesworth was fucking it

01:39:19.880 up um okay so uh it got closer and closer slithering to my right ear my eyes were closed

01:39:26.880 i was not going to open them and risk seeing a demon but when the whispering got up on the bed

01:39:32.500 i can tell that it was for sure some other language possibly enokian see this is why

01:39:38.160 hgtv holly crushes in comparison to derrick who says what did he say when i was doing drugs i

01:39:46.240 could see all kinds of different languages and shit like that and i said enokian like jokingly

01:39:50.260 but then also we come to this one and fucking hgtv holly is crushing like she's got skin in

01:39:55.700 the game dude so this is not like a haunted house she's at some brand new house and it's doing this

01:40:00.740 it's like whatever this is it's like her that's bringing it so possibly whispering enokian or

01:40:06.200 some kind of ancient chanting and the whisper slowly slithered up to my pillow i don't like

01:40:12.620 this and then it stopped completely then suddenly right into my ringing ear i hear an old woman

01:40:18.660 shout a full-bodied deep guttural fuck you okay this is a joke now there's no way that's serious

01:40:30.440 No, I believe, Holly.

01:40:32.620 That's crazy as hell.

01:40:33.780 My heart was slamming into my chest as I shot upright and opened my eyes.

01:40:38.420 But, of course, the room was empty.

01:40:40.760 That definitely freaked me out the most out of all of these weird experiences around this time.

01:40:46.040 Dude, that's crazy as hell.

01:40:52.740 What are you doing over there, huh?

01:40:55.980 I can't get to page two, bro.

01:40:57.600 It just went from page one to page two.

01:40:59.140 you just you just look you take two fingers what are you doing i don't like you just take two

01:41:04.120 fingers you put them on the little pad and you just no i'm saying it says could not preview the

01:41:08.260 file there was a problem loading this page when i get to the second page did you get to the second

01:41:12.560 page i'm on the second page whatever it just doesn't know how to use a holly you're not crazy

01:41:17.660 no like crazy in the in the cool way yeah you are crazy in the cool way mr wigglesworth will

01:41:24.280 you be my mr wigglesworth come along children let's go on an adventure with mr wigglesworth

01:41:30.640 my heart was slamming into my chest as i shot upright and opened my eyes but of course the

01:41:34.660 room was empty that definitely freaked me out i read that already so after these few creepy months

01:41:40.140 august 2019 now i find out i had thyroid cancer on the right side of my thyroid gland i had tons

01:41:48.940 of other weird symptoms and like raven i just knew it was cancer went to the doctor and was

01:41:55.220 like hey doc i know i have cancer they did a biopsy and scheduled the surgery remove a lump

01:42:01.560 or remove the lump a week later okay banger it's it's nice when it goes fast like that you just

01:42:06.520 gotta get it done uh coincidentally as soon as they removed the cancer from the right side of

01:42:11.860 my neck the ringing in my right ear was gone no more demons whispering or late night downloads

01:42:17.760 whoa everything that had been tormenting me for months just magically disappeared

01:42:22.560 my voice also disappeared from some vocal cord damage during the surgery but thankfully came

01:42:28.220 back after four months whoa she had no voice for four months or just messed up voice for four

01:42:33.460 months oh man your husband must have been pumped uh but then after a while the crazy dreams started

01:42:38.600 happening i've got three in particular that are especially wild but since this is my chance at

01:42:43.280 redemption i'll save them for another time you bitch this no this one's good this is great uh

01:42:50.100 just to keep this story super short thanks for giving me another chance also all thc products

01:42:54.820 are evil and i blame them for what fueled my hgtv entry that's so funny uh they also called heart

01:43:02.720 caused heart problems and one hell of a hospital bill i praise the lord that as i type this i'm

01:43:08.660 53 days off of the thc sodas vapes and gummies my longest stretch was 90 days back in 2021 so

01:43:19.320 keep me in your prayers dude that's so cool holly because i was just talking about how what a

01:43:22.920 quanky dink um does holly still live in tampa no i don't think so she moved to like arkansas or

01:43:29.160 something or kansas uh i'm not sure but um if you caught holly i think you just showed up

01:43:36.820 earlier on in the episode i was talking about how i'm two months past a year of no weed

01:43:43.720 no weed and how that was a really big moment for me um so yeah dude praying for you 53 days you're

01:43:52.320 like way over the hump i i used to say it takes it's interesting because the same way i said this

01:43:58.680 my grandma used to say it takes uh three days i think for chocolate to get out of your system

01:44:03.160 because my sparrow sensitive she says maybe you're doing a little much no that's cool

01:44:09.800 maybe you just overdid it well people don't i'm not saying sparrow does this it just

01:44:16.340 you know made me remember something when i posted about not smoking weed anymore and being pumped

01:44:23.020 about it a lot of people popped up in the comments and were like oh there's nothing wrong with weed

01:44:28.440 it'd be way cooler if you still smoked weed i'm like i'm fucking i think everybody's got their

01:44:33.360 thing yeah that's not good for them and weed was definitely uh one of my things and yes thank you

01:44:39.020 sparrow that's a good point it is called 14 months it's i am 14 months not smoking weed hey 60 days

01:44:45.940 sober today back to my point that i was trying to make before i got distracted takes about five days

01:44:51.100 for the really brutal cravings for weed and that's really all they are it's not fucking like sparrow

01:44:55.900 doesn't do the weed correction oh okay i just thought the way she worded it that it was like

01:44:59.700 oh maybe she's a big weed fan everybody knows that about sparrow sparrow's a big fan of weed

01:45:04.260 no she's that's something that we've learned about her through all of the uh by the way sparrow see

01:45:08.860 this is the thing you're never in the in the bible studies on wednesday nights and sparrow's in there

01:45:13.220 all the time asking banger questions she crushes with the question by the way we're gonna have

01:45:17.660 another one well i don't want to sabotage the bible study if everybody's already vibing you

01:45:22.720 just show up and listen and you go wow what an awesome thing this i don't have the whatever the

01:45:27.020 thing is you guys watch it on or whatever uh dick cord so the next one by the way this coming

01:45:33.620 wednesday so that's tomorrow right yeah tomorrow uh the study is going to be on give me one second

01:45:40.160 here and i'll read it to you and you guys will go wow that's interesting i'm scrolling scrolling

01:45:44.100 and i'm vamping and i'm vamping and i'm trying to find the post it's gonna be about sex what

01:45:50.440 yeah but like in a in a biblical you know like biblical sex yeah like adam and eve just doing

01:45:57.740 their thing in the garden or what a marriage is supposed to look like husbands love your wife as

01:46:02.200 christ loved the church and was willing to die for sex yeah yeah marriage well uh yeah that's

01:46:10.920 what marriage that's what the marriage covenant is it's gonna be about fucking well you're making

01:46:16.380 it sound crude but yeah that's the marriage covenant is part a goes inside part b like that's

01:46:21.040 can't do that anywhere else any way else penis and vagina this wednesday wednesday night come

01:46:29.580 and listen wait is there anybody gonna say what it really is it is it's about sex

01:46:34.800 doggy style no holy or unholy no that's not what they're talking about it's gonna come up

01:46:43.260 it's gonna be asked we're gonna ask about it all right i'm reading the next one okay we got

01:46:48.020 time for one more and then it's it's time to get out here i gotta be out here in 18 minutes wow

01:46:51.940 this is good man i'm glad you stuck around with me it's fun it's isn't it fun thanks for doing

01:46:55.960 that i know uh top ran away top he was like i can't do it i got this guy's name i think he has

01:47:00.960 diarrhea uh the next person matthew myth oh no i'm already reading this is cool don't read his last

01:47:13.020 name it's not myth hello i'm matt okay this is a true account of my one and only sleep paralysis

01:47:22.360 incident wait wait read the title sleep paralysis mantis experience like a praying mantis

01:47:30.540 mantis experience wait does that say mantis or mantis oh yes biblical marriage

01:47:37.400 mantis this is a true account of my one and only sleep paralysis incident that also brought me

01:47:44.260 into contact with the mantis being that's one of the aliens yeah with the cowl that's actually

01:47:49.720 timothy abarino's favorite around 2019 i became acquainted with a woman dude wait one just one

01:47:56.240 yeah but is it always this dude it's like the dudes find a chick and then boom we're going

01:48:01.080 to crazy town you know what man i'm glad that our female audience gets it so much because they know

01:48:06.920 this is just data chunking and yeah you're seeing patterns top and i say often like it seems like

01:48:13.140 especially around divorce that's a big spiritual uh battlefield and a lot happens to people around

01:48:21.420 divorce well look at the age too uh a woman who's a few years older than me at the time i was 30 and

01:48:28.180 she was 42 damn dog that's an old bitch go uh they get the hormone thing oh yeah and they get

01:48:36.260 a little while man titties dry up and they get uh the uh no more blood okay i don't i don't know

01:48:42.420 about all that i don't like what you're doing the glasses but i'm just saying they get the

01:48:45.420 hormonal changes yeah and they're like no you don't understand which i'm like yeah you're

01:48:49.500 probably right i don't understand the whole like bleeding out from like very sensitive body parts

01:48:53.840 once a month either they store it in their does seem like crazy but that's why a dude should be

01:48:58.280 around to help and guide through that time period and keep everybody cool keep everybody sane

01:49:02.640 where you take a man out of the picture.

01:49:03.840 It's like you need a man to come over and say, hey, calm down.

01:49:07.100 Yeah, yeah, everything's good.

01:49:08.380 Everything's good.

01:49:08.920 We're not going anywhere.

01:49:09.820 Everything's cool.

01:49:10.420 Yeah, yeah.

01:49:11.300 You're acting like your mother.

01:49:13.920 You don't say that.

01:49:15.060 Yeah.

01:49:15.260 One night, we went back to her place after having a few drinks at the bar.

01:49:20.820 Oh, shit, bro.

01:49:22.140 We fooled around in bed and eventually settled down to sleep.

01:49:25.480 Whoa, was this biblical sex?

01:49:29.880 I think he says they were married.

01:49:31.780 Okay.

01:49:32.060 Oh, no, he just is acquainted.

01:49:33.760 Damn.

01:49:34.260 During pillow talk, she began to describe how she has recently overcome a fight with cancer.

01:49:40.220 Cancer is another, like, dude, I'm thinking, like, cancer is a spiritual ailment.

01:49:44.120 It's gotta be.

01:49:45.000 Yeah.

01:49:45.900 Because it's, like, it's mysterious.

01:49:48.180 Well, not to say that all the weird stuff in our food system that your body's constantly detoxing all the time,

01:49:54.260 if that doesn't send your body into overdrive, I would bet that could have something to do with it, too.

01:49:58.240 Maybe yours.

01:50:02.060 okay during pillow talk recently or came fight with cancer she talked about praying and meditating

01:50:07.440 and becoming very spiritual man talk about themes huh crap what's the matter you're good

01:50:14.960 you mess it all up huh i don't want to talk about it guys we're gonna stay quiet until he

01:50:19.300 described how she has recently overcome a fight with cancer she talked about praying

01:50:24.500 and meditating and become very spiritual compared to earlier in life okay now a detail

01:50:31.020 but did you see that right there right spiritual meditation it's all there once again right

01:50:35.900 praying right but you're praying and you're becoming spiritual which is that that sentence

01:50:41.660 means praying to an amorphous undefined god you key in on this stuff quick dude

01:50:46.900 an amorphous not so much but like this amorphous undefined god yeah and now i'm more spiritual

01:50:53.220 spiritual stinky yeah that's just saying like in america where everything's based on materialism

01:51:00.840 now i'm aware of spiritual things yeah okay which is which means i'm welcome to the arena and i'm

01:51:05.860 ready to worship worship what i don't know i don't think i'm gonna define it i think uh you know god

01:51:10.580 is everything and everybody with the glasses like god is everything and everybody now a detail to

01:51:16.920 note though i'm not sure how key it is i met her through a friend who didn't want to take up her

01:51:24.300 offer to get drinks that night so so your friend was like i ain't really trying to fuck with this

01:51:29.280 bitch uh but maybe you are i met her through a friend who didn't want to take up her offer to

01:51:34.800 get drinks that night for some reason oh her offer okay so this is just like a girl a little

01:51:40.420 like a scissoring kind of a scissor sister i met her through a man friend okay yeah yeah so the man

01:51:45.880 friend was like i'm not trying to scissor her yeah you take her for some reason he told me to

01:51:50.700 go instead of him but i know deep down he was jealous or simply insecure oh i never intended

01:51:57.440 for us to share any intimacy together i wanted to have drinks but after talking and feeling her vibe

01:52:03.560 the attraction was there don't feel her vibe even if it's one of those short-term flings she was

01:52:08.360 really into me and at least spending a few nights together this almost sounds like a more like

01:52:13.460 normal person is a normal person like an american that's just in the business culture this is like

01:52:18.760 a thing you would see on the road he's like i don't care that your your titties are all dried

01:52:22.660 up and you've got the clots in your uh butt and so you don't bleed no more whatever menopause

01:52:27.060 means i like you i mean do we call this normal because like that's not normal either it's just

01:52:31.920 like boning down outside of marriage and it's just like america this is more american business

01:52:37.060 model normal hmm when you get menopause your titties stop bleeding i don't like what you're

01:52:42.300 saying why that backstory matters is because at one point during the night i felt a little guilty

01:52:48.780 that he probably wanted to be in my position and have at least hooked up with her what like

01:52:52.140 missionary even though he said he didn't care deep down i felt bad that his anxiety

01:52:56.900 kept him from taking the opportunity to spend the night with her this is a weird one but why is he

01:53:01.640 doing that like why is he like oh i really want to be with this chick but i'm gonna tell you to

01:53:06.240 be with this chick and then when you get with her i'm gonna be sad okay this is where it gets weird

01:53:11.640 i had a sudden violent waking dream where i thought he was outside her window screaming

01:53:17.320 and trying to get inside to kill me okay maybe he's not that normal that's interesting it was

01:53:22.320 a short dream but i felt shook by it when i woke up it was around 4 a.m maybe a little closer to

01:53:28.060 3 33 and she was still beside me sound asleep okay okay luckily i didn't disturb her but upon

01:53:34.500 trying to fall back asleep i found myself in another form of waking dream but this time i

01:53:39.540 could tell it was different after years of psychedelic experience i can tell the difference

01:53:43.760 between a dream lucid dream and astral projection projection i don't know why he directed that at

01:53:50.180 Nancy. I knew I was in my astral body. My physical was totally paralyzed, but I wasn't inside the

01:53:56.420 body at all. It took a few seconds to accept what I was seeing above me. Okay. As I looked up in my

01:54:03.260 astral body, I could clearly see a tall mantis being standing over me. Now the mantis is not

01:54:09.320 to the side, but as it was standing right in the middle of my body, no physical being could stand

01:54:15.500 through me as it was okay that's interesting so it's like it's it's like it's standing like you're

01:54:20.640 a plus sign he's like dominating him no i mean like he's standing through his body i don't like

01:54:26.020 that yeah i was curious sure mr nigglesworth slightly terrified i couldn't discern totally

01:54:34.900 what it was trying to communicate to me there was no psychic thoughts or any real communication but

01:54:39.380 simply the fact that it wanted me to acknowledge its presence like a dog keeping you in check about

01:54:44.900 the fact that you're on their territory huh this domain was under control of this mantis and it

01:54:50.880 wanted to get my attention that i was totally powerless to this being it's like a dog that's

01:54:55.800 just like on you and is like yeah dominating you're gonna pet me you're gonna acknowledge me

01:54:59.900 like i'm here yeah i went into a mental fog and into sleep likely forced upon me by the mantis

01:55:07.400 and when i woke hours later i felt as if i had taken the fastest lsd trip of my life i was left

01:55:13.160 spiritually numb and confused huh well you can't just hook up with random chicks yeah especially

01:55:19.020 when they reach a certain age too if they're not married they're almost certainly going to become

01:55:22.780 a crone and i mean that in the witchcraft sense not just in the the tits stop bleeding in the uh

01:55:28.900 what do you mean crone like a crone it's the it's the latter stage of a witch so you have the

01:55:34.700 The Maiden, the Mother, and the Crone.

01:55:38.280 That's the three stages of witch life.

01:55:43.840 I don't like that by Sancho Swigglesworth.

01:55:47.000 We've already addressed that.

01:55:48.300 Mantis? Raven's got some mantits.

01:55:50.300 Hey, I've been losing weight, Sancho.

01:55:52.440 Yeah, he has.

01:55:53.260 You stupid fucking...

01:55:55.120 It's been a journey for all of us.

01:55:56.560 I don't want you to look like shit since you cut your hair.

01:56:00.760 How about that?

01:56:02.800 Okay, I want to hear the rest of this, though.

01:56:04.700 i said nothing to the woman and the one or two other times i stayed there i never had an issue

01:56:11.560 again i don't know if i'd be hanging out there again man yeah no not after the fucking the mantis

01:56:17.940 uh the mantis dominating them but it wasn't until a few years later that i began to think deeper

01:56:22.460 about what happened my only conclusion so far after talking to another woman i became close

01:56:28.240 too soon after who was a practitioner of reiki okay and quite spiritually advanced she described

01:56:35.800 a mantis healing her hip in the astral some time ago good god it's doubtful good god no they'll

01:56:42.260 they'll do stuff they'll heal things because they want to perform you know miracles that are

01:56:46.100 temporary i bet you if you asked that bitch since then she'd be like well my hip does hurt it did

01:56:50.600 come back because it's always temporary healings they do that to perform miracles to gain your

01:56:54.440 favor so that you'll evangelize on behalf of them okay okay um my theory so far is that the mantis

01:57:01.960 was a guardian of the older woman who had cancer and perhaps my chaotic dream disturbed the

01:57:06.440 tranquility of the woman home and this mantis wanted to basically scold me like a child

01:57:12.180 albeit by paralyzing my physical body taking me into my astral body and scaring the living

01:57:17.680 daylights out of me i really don't think that this person watches at all um this is just a lot

01:57:24.100 isn't it it's like wait he's out all what did you think that was a lot right there christmas

01:57:28.380 i hope you find this story fascinating well you're not gonna fascinate the raven i can tell

01:57:32.660 you that right now man like this story he's just like yeah it's a tuesday night it's a million

01:57:36.220 we've seen a million of these um yeah i have many more experiences as a writer oh so he's a writer

01:57:45.260 wow i thought this was real that lean into the supernatural such as my first memory being an

01:57:52.500 obe out-of-body experience at 10 months old and you remembered it yeah you kind of remember some

01:57:58.180 stuff if there was some trauma oh here we go i can be found mainly on youtube and instagram oh boy

01:58:03.860 where i share spoken word visual stories and dabble in comedy sketches currently i'm almost

01:58:10.500 finished writing a serial story about a character i invented that battles the supernatural and

01:58:16.260 Gnostic forces with humor and cosmic horror thrown in.

01:58:19.920 I tell the character, that damn thing.

01:58:23.000 Interesting, interesting, interesting.

01:58:25.380 So, you know, there's a lot of teachable moments here

01:58:30.180 that I was hoping I would hear some,

01:58:34.240 now I understand this to be a deceptive and demonic entity.

01:58:39.760 Now I understand that the Reiki woman is, you know,

01:58:44.520 dabbling in spiritual principles that she has no right to and so these things have access to her

01:58:51.000 now i understand that the temporary healing of her hip is an inversion of the miracles of

01:58:57.060 jesus christ meant to galvanize someone to the entity and therefore more willing to evangelize

01:59:03.480 on behalf of it there's so many things here that i think seem fj was that a lot today

01:59:09.400 what's that with who softcore porn what watch your mouth

01:59:16.580 he said was this la dropping plugs again why did he plug a little bit it took a while

01:59:25.340 i'm gonna tell you we had austin the other day but god bless him like if he's just like hey bro

01:59:30.920 i'm 75 years old and then you've been podcasting for what three months yeah i'll come on your show

01:59:35.440 But I'm going to plug my stuff

01:59:36.460 Hell yeah he's going to plug his stuff

01:59:37.880 And all his stuff is

01:59:39.400 God bless Israel

01:59:41.240 And he's done it for like so long

01:59:42.980 Why do you got to do that

01:59:44.580 He talked about so many cool things

01:59:48.220 And he's been in the game for decades

01:59:50.820 Right right right

01:59:51.380 But from where I'm sitting as a dispensationalist

01:59:53.360 I just want you to know

01:59:54.840 God bless Israel

01:59:56.660 Okay

01:59:57.940 I don't like that

02:00:02.640 I don't like that

02:00:03.440 No I don't like any of that

02:00:05.440 which one just the whole like the whole story it's like oh that's to talk about this topic

02:00:11.040 but you got to be in this camp or that camp this is funny too he goes like my theory so far is that

02:00:15.320 the mantis was a guardian of the older woman i'm like no the mantis is an attachment it's a demonic

02:00:20.400 spirit that is attached to the older woman because she has created iniquity by practicing divination

02:00:26.480 is he is that mantis definitely attached to that chick or is it just a mantis that hangs out in

02:00:31.300 that territory maybe he just likes hanging around maybe they're in a relationship maybe they're

02:00:36.240 maybe they're doing uh doggy style uh z-man i already do you know i do oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah

02:00:44.880 we send a coffee to oh yeah oh yeah all right well this is good yeah familiar spirit tinfoil

02:00:53.060 i wonder why sparrow says that sometimes the camps are necessary

02:00:59.200 camps yeah like you gotta be in a camp like you gotta you can't just say well i'm reading

02:01:04.900 through scripture and i'm understanding things and i think this about this and this about that

02:01:09.220 interesting they don't all line up with one camp i think it's interesting to pass through a camp

02:01:14.640 oh yeah like a work camp like with wooden doors and stuff yeah if the camp has a pool

02:01:20.020 if the camp is baking cookies and the camp has how many ovens and how many cookies can

02:01:27.480 it bake at a time stop it um yeah i think there could be use in the camps like i imagine if you

02:01:36.240 were some christian nomad and you were passing through and you said i'm gonna spend some time

02:01:44.700 with the uh pentecostals yeah amen and i'm gonna see like what's good yeah yeah and then i'm gonna

02:01:53.100 go and i'm gonna spend some time with the orthodox with the baptist yeah church of god we've been all

02:01:57.540 of them but i'm just saying i would never be like oh yeah i'm in this camp i believe because then

02:02:01.540 like we were saying earlier is like then you gay you see then you gay you okay then you say i'm in

02:02:08.260 this camp but i differ from them on this this and it's like then don't say you're in that camp

02:02:12.760 just say yeah i'm a human yeah here's how i think about stuff yeah some of it maybe lines up with

02:02:18.200 this group some of it maybe lines up with that group but i'm mad like i'm just a human it was

02:02:22.300 like a camp of like christian mantis creatures we go stop by see what's up what you guys doing over

02:02:28.740 here what do you know oh that's interesting you're lucky i don't have the button to end this

02:02:33.660 what about uh like a jehovah's witnesses uh ho

02:02:36.480 a ho jehovah's witness

02:02:40.400 why do i gotta hold them now doused in semen

02:02:48.860 why

02:02:52.740 they bred with daughters of men and they will do it again

02:03:01.680 The end is written in the book

02:03:06.100 In the pages they foresaw

02:03:10.680 Death Squad

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Nephilim Death Squad - August 03, 2026

Psycho Witch, Rave Demons & HGTV Holly Redemption ｜ NDS Chronicles

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