Nephilim Death Squad - My New Age Brother

00:00:00.000 Top Lobson Productions

00:00:30.000 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles,

00:00:57.200 the show where we read your paranormal testimony you can send it on over to chroniclesnds at gmail.com

00:01:04.060 anyway i am david lee corvo aka the raven that is top lobster uh the father of disinformation

00:01:09.600 we got no screen switching none of what's the screen's not switching for it's crazy god damn

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00:01:43.740 dollars or for free if you want to be you are in rare form oh these witches man they're really

00:01:48.440 getting frustrated the witches it's nice 90s heartthrob david lee corvo also uh toplobsa.com

00:01:55.000 for all your merchandise i'm uncomfortable don't be uh i used to say hey joe brown got it there

00:01:59.880 you go hey show me shirt they could get that one no they can't get that one because that was an

00:02:03.840 exclusive from bohemian grove three that's right you had to go to bohemian grove to get this one

00:02:08.180 how about that and you weren't there so you don't have it now you and it'll never happen again that's

00:02:13.280 it um we got some fun stuff today i think i'm lying i didn't really read any of it before we

00:02:18.160 get into it say hi nancy hi all right thank you very much that was actually a little bit faster

00:02:24.140 than the way she typically think so i thought the pause was not as pregnant i've been wouldn't it

00:02:29.760 you have been practicing i've noticed it's really showing you're showing off the air of disrespect

00:02:34.720 that comes with nancy yeah how to boil your noodle yeah i need nancy what are you doing over there

00:02:41.120 yeah she's boiling she's googling shit every time nancy are you do you just exclusively eat

00:02:45.560 carbohydrates every time we talk to you you're like i'm boiling noodles like i don't know if

00:02:51.240 that's real or if you really just exclusively eat carbohydrates i never said i was boiling noodles

00:02:58.500 damn was that really some shit that i just assumed as a matter of fact you're right

00:03:02.860 she only said she's boiling water what are you eating constantly boiling water

00:03:09.420 don't worry about it wow oh my god no put it put it away put it away guys so we got some stuff

00:03:18.920 it's gonna be good we're gonna get into this no no we need some help here david is an intervention

00:03:23.360 of some kind no i i'm i am arguing uh with witches constantly and and i think you know what man i've

00:03:31.060 come to this place where it's open it's just in my opinion open season on them it's open season

00:03:36.400 on because we're right on the cusp of disclosure and the ufo homosexuals play really well with the

00:03:41.840 wiccan homosexuals and the new age homosexuals and if you're not with christ you're against christ

00:03:46.840 so um i think i i i think i think we start killing them i don't think so dude i think i think you

00:03:53.360 leave them alone all right i think your behavior as of late is exactly why you're behaving this way

00:04:00.460 oh well i mean wait no that was redundant my behavior is okay i think you so i think i know

00:04:05.240 what you're getting at the reason why you're so irritable irritable and you're saying bitch a lot

00:04:09.940 i am saying bitch a lot yeah but i think it's it's more probably a bitch like five times before

00:04:15.720 the show okay maybe if you didn't act like a bitch you see what i'm saying look look i was

00:04:20.460 playing i'm just playing so it's under a spell i'm not under a spell i i i did have a weird

00:04:25.760 maybe we could get into it before we 90210 here thank you keisha black name barry texan so hey

00:04:31.620 you like my new uh show me i love that actually i'm jealous i didn't get one what the fuck well

00:04:37.080 you got to buy your own uh placeholder all right and then you could be mr nasty too i don't want

00:04:41.580 to be mr nasty too where i work yeah yeah i guess so that's your your desk uh your corporate offices

00:04:48.500 so i had a dream last night and i don't know if this is because of the witches that i've been

00:04:58.580 arguing with on uh but it doesn't matter which is one uh there's many uh we no we didn't win

00:05:04.580 they win shit no which is which which one which which which is which which there was i don't know

00:05:09.180 there's a lot of them um honestly and they all just kind of look to saying they're fat disheveled

00:05:14.320 white women yeah um uh who you know smoke a lot of weed and they think they hold the secrets to

00:05:20.260 the universe and they don't realize that their life is in shambles but they fucking got it all

00:05:25.980 figured out so um yeah i guess i've been going at a few of them and maybe i'm wrong for the way

00:05:31.480 that i've been doing it you are wrong you're open to that because you gaslighted me for the longest

00:05:35.540 time huh you well how and matthew hefner okay on israel you did no i didn't gaslight you they

00:05:42.820 gaslit me nancy that was a that was a solo act by uh man with three t's no because then because

00:05:47.760 then he asked david i'm gonna ask the voice of reason what do you think about israel starting

00:05:50.800 world war three yeah and you go i'm focused on god yeah and then you come back and you're like

00:05:56.720 i'll kill these witches but this one witch no it's like several of them with the swastika on

00:06:01.440 her chest that bitch i'll leave her alone she's very nice no she wasn't she wasn't very nice

00:06:05.540 hey hey your opinion is not my narrative your narrative is not my life something like that

00:06:11.260 like that over and over again so something about disability and i stopped uh she has disability i

00:06:16.180 stopped arguing with her because i don't care about that one and then more just came out of

00:06:20.460 the woodwork but anyway so this dream that i had might be influenced by the witches

00:06:24.000 i saw pleiadian i saw a fake pleiadian jesus in your dream yeah yeah it's weird man you gotta

00:06:30.800 stop dreaming yeah i can't help it i can't help it um so last night i was up real late we were

00:06:37.540 uh making fun of timothy alvarino together it was nice right yeah a dp that means double penetration

00:06:43.720 um and it was good we were at a good time

00:06:48.880 and i didn't get to sleep till real late not because of any particular reason i just was

00:06:55.600 energized i went last night i played pool with my son he actually genuinely beat me by the way

00:07:00.560 wow like didn't know started not knowing how to fucking operate the pool stick and then by the

00:07:05.400 end of it uh the eight ball was left on tables the only ball that was left on the table the same

00:07:09.900 kid that couldn't find uh obviously place uh voodoo uh voodoo items yeah i don't understand

00:07:15.460 dude he he smoked me well i mean it was competitive but that's embarrassing what's that you put money

00:07:20.660 down fuck no bro the whole thing was ridiculous played you dog we tried to go to uh arcade and

00:07:27.100 when we arrived after we preemptively bought tickets to the arcade or like a prepaid card

00:07:31.580 to the arcade we arrived and it was four machines in a bowling alley and i was like are you fucking

00:07:36.100 kidding me but still we had a great time welcome to central florida it was a mess man um but i

00:07:42.320 don't know i think maybe just being so irate about my kid beating me i was all energized i stayed up

00:07:47.460 for a long time i was up till midnight which is everybody knows that's abnormal i'm usually asleep

00:07:51.880 by 9 9 30 and so um when i do finally fall asleep i can immediately get the sense as i'm drifting

00:07:58.300 off that i'm i'm entering one of those cycles and the cycle is there is like i'm gonna be woken up

00:08:05.320 by a noise or i'm gonna be woken up because i'm spasming or i'm gonna have like a weird dream

00:08:09.880 and sure enough that that keeps happening i'm spazzing out i'll drift off i'll jerk you know

00:08:15.480 i'll drift off and i'll uh i'll hear like a noise that'll wake me up there's nothing there

00:08:20.160 and none of it's spooky though none of it's spooky eventually i fall asleep and i have

00:08:28.840 this overwhelming feeling that something's watching me and then i this is gonna sound

00:08:35.180 so goofy it's just a a fact of what i experienced i saw a white dude right blonde hair

00:08:44.340 blue eyes but blue like the lights that are behind us blue like that not like a light blue

00:08:51.360 white person eyes like you know and um and i saw that and this dude is staring at me

00:08:59.240 it fucking looks like a pleiadian i'm gonna be very honest he looks like a fucking pleiadian

00:09:03.280 right and i'm not saying shit just because i saw a thing doesn't mean anything but um i like how

00:09:08.360 david flies off the handle you don't do it gradually you do it like all at once yeah i mean

00:09:14.480 you're like you're like on the table and then you're off the table there's no uh yeah i like

00:09:18.600 you know if you're gonna do something end the world extremists right yes this is you're gonna

00:09:22.720 you're gonna do it extremely or not at all okay so um i i see his face and i wake up and the the

00:09:30.460 word that's in my head is which happens sometimes sometimes i wake up there's a word in my head

00:09:34.440 remember the time i woke up and it was just ugaritic text yeah and i never fucking googled

00:09:39.260 i never looked at what i was like i'm not gonna be bothered with doing that um but i woke up and

00:09:44.660 And this time it just said Jesus.

00:09:46.940 And I'm not saying I thought that was Jesus.

00:09:49.720 I'm not saying any of that.

00:09:50.760 I'm just saying the word that was in my head was Jesus.

00:09:53.540 And it was this dude's face was the image that was left.

00:09:56.240 And then when I would try to shut my eyes, I would still see points of lights where his

00:10:01.160 eyes were.

00:10:02.620 You know, like if you stare at something for a long time and you close your eyes, you

00:10:05.500 can kind of still see its shape behind your eyelids.

00:10:08.220 Yeah, yeah.

00:10:08.700 It's like that.

00:10:09.420 Like I was staring at him for so long that when I closed my eyes, there was two points

00:10:12.760 of light right where his eyes would be um so i don't know and my wife uh she is when i wake up

00:10:21.700 she's going my wife right like she's doing a little struggle thing later on in the morning

00:10:29.360 she tells me i was grinding my teeth in my sleep which is very abnormal i've never done that um

00:10:35.440 so yeah man it's just a weird night and i don't know if it's because i'm fucking with these

00:10:38.600 which is all i have to say is that's all that you could do to me because i wouldn't know there was

00:10:42.880 no spooky nothing i wasn't scared of nothing i've also crossed that line where like there's nothing

00:10:46.980 to be scared of you have this happen for so long what what is that face about what the hell man

00:10:52.140 i'm just saying uh you like to you like to walk up to the line all the time and i tell you don't do

00:10:56.620 it i'm not worried about it god god got me like yeah but don't do it no i'm not saying don't do

00:11:04.000 what she was a fat bitch okay but you don't have to tell her okay she knows oh no she doesn't know

00:11:10.520 she's all messed up she thinks that she's got this key to the universe maternal alien figure

00:11:14.940 and can't by the way do i say figure wrong yeah you do because i've noticed a couple of times like

00:11:22.180 people will reference me saying it and they'll figure like f-i-g-g-e-r yeah yeah no it's not

00:11:27.100 there's you in there somewhere anyway guys you see what i'm saying here right you're walking

00:11:32.580 you keep walking up to the line yeah and you keep poking it yeah something's gonna happen

00:11:37.680 yeah i want to get a little restless i don't know fuck them i don't know for me it's i'm talking

00:11:43.480 about israel so they put me on a list or they google my name from israel well you'll get debanked

00:11:48.240 yeah yeah yeah i'll get disrupted in my sleep my my REM sleep will get disrupted but you'll get a

00:11:54.180 whole financial issue oh that's fine i don't know just stop fucking with these people it's not worth

00:11:58.520 church turn to your neighbor and say figure dingus said that it's very funny um so all right i don't

00:12:04.780 know i just wanted to say that you know i like you guys are my dream journal so i'm gonna start

00:12:08.320 with this dm that i got because it's fascinating to me demoted to dream journal yeah well they

00:12:14.760 previously were my counsel now they're my dream journal so this comes from a german

00:12:18.620 um who dm he said he dm'd you too but i you probably don't care so um no i don't his name

00:12:24.820 is neo sonny uh and he's bald and silly looking and he and i don't mean that in a derogatory way

00:12:31.280 uh show all of it so he says um okay it's very long okay hi raven hi neo sonny i've just seen

00:12:41.460 the nds okay the nds and wanted want to sent you he's german okay so just bear with this is gonna

00:12:47.740 be raw i'm gonna get through it in just the way i i read it not the way he spells it um i want to

00:12:53.320 send you my story because you might have come across something like this i'm german and was

00:12:57.640 living in berlin over the last decade i was using hemi sync meditation techniques by the monroe

00:13:02.520 institute and had many life-changing experiences with it you see this is why i said okay let's go

00:13:08.240 german let's go let's hear it you're doing this you're sinking your hemis huh you nasty so uh he

00:13:15.400 says last year in late spring i had a very intense experience where uh some minutes into the

00:13:20.320 meditation session i felt what i would describe as an overwhelming push into my body and i couldn't

00:13:29.000 move like during sleep paralysis then a loud sound came up which sounded like a language but not a

00:13:35.640 common one it was a deep growling or mumbling and it had some fluidity to it it's very hard to

00:13:41.800 describe but it kind of sounded like the sound the sun would make when i see it on satellite images

00:13:47.300 oh that's interesting yeah there's kind of like a warbly sound of the sun yeah the sound of the

00:13:53.040 sun hmm uh victor says raven looks like chris angel today or a gay vampire not sure that's

00:13:58.540 redundant that's very much chris angel looks like a gay vampire literally the same that's the same

00:14:03.080 picture um hold on a second what's up what's gonna address the chat what's happening first

00:14:07.960 off hi steven what's up steven uh i don't know what's up with katherine katherine don't be mad

00:14:12.860 she'd be she'd be around you call people out in god's name acting like that and wonder why weird

00:14:17.980 shit happens i mean it's that's a it's the bare minimum of weird shit i'm not mad at it you're

00:14:24.380 gonna show me pleiadian jesus no but she wasn't happy before she's mad she's mad many such cases

00:14:29.640 this is a clown shoes this is a clown shoes all right katherine hey i got some advice for you

00:14:34.900 fuck off fatty no she's i'll just play you're probably not fat i don't mean i take it back

00:14:39.780 just playing i'm just it's a joke um all right so where was i here with the german um okay so

00:14:47.900 it sounds like the sound the sun would make when i look at it through satellite images it was an

00:14:51.480 amazing spiritual experience where i absolutely felt like it's possible that a higher consciousness

00:14:55.540 was communicating with me after that if i felt more centered than ever before in my life but also

00:15:02.420 many outward things change all right no n-word things many n-words hey what are you doing

00:15:09.860 it's it's st patrick's day oh that's right all right fine look good um i got you guys

00:15:15.980 on the tv at work and they just died laughing hey what's up aren't you uh you're firefighters

00:15:21.200 right yeah no he's fired as well steven if you're looking for work get us up uh all right so where

00:15:28.520 we had here uh people i was friends with used to i mean not used to they just drugged me

00:15:33.520 this wasn't like an ongoing thing this is just fucking maybe one time so i had some friends

00:15:40.100 they drugged me at a very known and public place in berlin and before i lost consciousness they

00:15:45.060 told me that it was on behalf of someone and in order to damage my brain damn is this is this seth

00:15:51.400 uh light lighter oh seth is coming on the show and he's coming on soon he sounds like he sounds

00:15:57.600 like he'd be writing this exact email uh jonathan goodall said have you listened to chris bledsoe

00:16:02.640 on the sean ryan show honestly i i haven't listened to it no no we don't we don't do that i don't

00:16:07.480 listen to the sean ryan show because uh he's a federal agent yeah and then um i don't really

00:16:13.880 listen to anything that the bledsoe say i've tried to in the past and um and i i thought some of it

00:16:19.720 was interesting but to be honest man i don't fucking need uh i don't listen to anything

00:16:24.280 anymore except for confessionals and that's very true i i did subscribe to that dog man podcast

00:16:29.440 and i intend to listen to some of it because that's really where i'm at in life is i just

00:16:34.000 want some cryptid stories i just want to know like are they plotting turn off your microphone nancy

00:16:39.420 i can hear the i can hear your water mumbling god damn muted unbelievable all right nancy um

00:16:47.520 let's keep reading they also said that they did it at to at least one other person

00:16:51.940 i was part of some sort of investigation where i got surveilled surveilled for months surveilled

00:16:59.360 for months that's not come on that's a regular word sir yep i struggle sometimes with just even

00:17:04.720 the regular ones uh a group of people in bunny masks broke into my room tranquilized me and i

00:17:10.220 woke up with severe pain in my anus what oh my god woke up with severe pain in my anus this is

00:17:21.160 crazy um i was never part of some sort of criminal activity and the place i was drugged was not shady

00:17:28.120 but a family-friendly character okay during that investigation i had several strangers quite

00:17:34.040 distinctly whistle after me and even after i left berlin shortly after the sexual abuse

00:17:39.320 damn i didn't mean to laugh at this guy getting bf that's crazy i just it's bad it's bad out here

00:17:44.000 I cackled that you got BF'd and I cackled at you and I apologize for that um uh shortly after the

00:17:51.420 sexual abuse I also had several people and neighbors at the new place uh I'm now living in

00:17:57.460 whistle after me interesting all right also I was sometimes openly but often implicitly called a dog

00:18:04.380 oh what I don't know I mean he's German so this is all different and weird also during the summer

00:18:10.880 of last year when i was part of some sort of investigation people had some official and

00:18:15.060 semi-official information about me this is somebody who's experiencing like gang stalking

00:18:20.020 if this is real and and i find that gang stalking does a number on people yeah they fucking lose

00:18:26.360 their shit they become psychotic they become psychotic like all the people that um there's

00:18:31.480 so many of my wives in the in the chat everybody is miss raven now um so but every time i come

00:18:37.660 across anybody like there was somebody that was associated with the q anon phenomenon really early

00:18:42.820 and she's actually been i think sued by liz croken um in fact i asked i asked uh liz croken about her

00:18:50.940 recently and she was like who knows good riddance to that crazy bitch um so whatever it is is still

00:18:55.640 like a sensitive you know topic for liz croken yeah who is a weird character in my you know liz

00:19:01.060 croken uh i i reached out to have her on where i belong a long time ago and she said yes and then

00:19:06.360 She never showed up because she was probably like, this is fucking dipshit show.

00:19:09.200 And then I ended up linking up with somebody who became kind of an adversary to her.

00:19:13.440 Her name was Robot Interiors.

00:19:15.960 And there's your first clue.

00:19:17.580 Yeah.

00:19:17.860 Well, yeah, I guess so.

00:19:20.440 But she was allegedly a victim of gang stalking and she was fucking loopy.

00:19:27.620 Seemed like a good character.

00:19:29.340 I'm not saying that in even necessarily a derogatory way.

00:19:32.800 I believe she was going through some shit.

00:19:34.680 and it it does a number on you when you see cars parked outside your house you're going to

00:19:40.480 fucking restaurants trying to eat with your family and there's people there that are looking at you

00:19:43.780 and like gesturing to you they do it in a subtle way so if you draw attention to it you look crazy

00:19:48.980 but they made contact with you and they they were very deliberate like letting you know like i'm

00:19:53.120 fucking following you around bitch but if you try to draw attention to it and say this person looked

00:19:57.280 at me yeah you know what i mean like you look like an asshole yeah and then you look psychotic

00:20:01.380 everybody gaslights you so um i i've seen what that does to people not good man that's what a

00:20:08.000 crazy phenomenon that is yeah i could never i don't think i'd ever be gang stalked not not like

00:20:13.800 effectively maybe i am gang stalked right now but if i do see someone looking at me i look and i

00:20:18.360 just be like all right yeah i don't care just keep keep it moving that's it yeah if you approach me

00:20:23.360 it's a different story but like you can say hi i guess i mean i don't know they would probably

00:20:27.100 have these techniques to put pressure on you where you feel like like imagine you're you're

00:20:32.360 constantly at a distance feeling like somebody's um implying violence oh but they never that's just

00:20:39.360 like living in new york that's honestly honestly yeah that's why it doesn't that's why it doesn't

00:20:44.340 affect you it's not gonna work on me like i'm gonna see you and like the violence is gonna be

00:20:48.700 implied and i'm gonna be like yeah all right but keep if the distance is is close then that's a

00:20:53.760 different story yeah but they don't want to operate like that because then that makes them

00:20:56.800 complicit that's literally what you just what you described is just riding the bus with black

00:21:01.400 minus any of the performing on the bars there's like an under just underlying violence consistently

00:21:08.000 yeah it's implied constantly it's implied like if i make eye contact yeah there will be violence

00:21:13.260 traveling across the city is implied violence yeah violence is implied yeah uh so

00:21:19.680 uh so for a long time until these heavy crimes were committed against me i actually thought it

00:21:26.060 to be a government investigation there are many more details in situations i like that this guy

00:21:30.760 is losing his shit yeah and he's reached out to me he got he got uh but fucked that is yeah that

00:21:37.320 is something he probably is losing his shit it's just falling out let me see so he did uh reach

00:21:41.960 out to me i guess it would be on uh twitter yeah but i don't if you don't it's gonna be in the

00:21:47.740 requests and shit oh boy which the requests get filled with just like spam girls oh neo suny

00:21:54.680 neo suny hey he's uh verified yeah oh yeah he is verified why neo why are you paying for twitter

00:22:01.120 with 13 followers ah well i mean he might hope to make more more more followers more okay well

00:22:09.160 let's see what he's got to say i got his request and i will look at now he's gonna know that i've

00:22:13.780 seen his shit hey how why well because again we're reading it this is why yeah yeah we're live

00:22:19.320 see people watch this ah shit see old people oh fuck well uh i mean let's continue uh there are

00:22:27.040 many more details and situations to disclose many of them i have to talk to my lawyer first though

00:22:31.980 wow glad you came to us first um many times i just thought i was it was confirmation bias or

00:22:38.720 that i'm just paranoid but i got a sent i got sent a message in a way i would describe as plausible

00:22:44.660 deniable there you go right plausible deniability right uh and which sometimes seemed actually

00:22:51.480 like they're a super normal character he wrote something different to me super normal character

00:22:58.860 like supernatural but in german he didn't write the same he rewrote all of it so i'm not even

00:23:04.340 gonna bother reading okay damn he didn't just copy and paste that's no that's crazy all right

00:23:10.580 okay pimp oh shit i thumbs up it you oh now he oh now he's like you think this is good i told you i

00:23:17.360 got fucked i got drugged and ass ass battered i didn't mean to do it all right whatever all right

00:23:24.980 so um that's an interesting thing to say though i would describe as plausible deniable and which

00:23:31.200 sometimes seem like they're actually of a super normal i think i mean supernatural character

00:23:35.340 so whoever's interacting with them seems supernatural like not of this world not

00:23:41.100 well define the spirit realm i have no idea frustrating let me just say something because

00:23:47.520 now he's like all in on the spirit on the spirit realm again he's like but what you guys don't

00:23:51.160 understand is that angels could actually take shit i think nobody's arguing i think all that

00:23:56.640 happened was um he designs his arguments in such a way yeah timothy alvarino designs his arguments

00:24:02.600 in such a way that if he wants to shift a goal post yeah he slipped very slippery yeah if he

00:24:07.640 wants to shift a goal post or if he wants to suddenly flip sides and start arguing it's like

00:24:12.620 that bugs bunny thing where it's like no you no you no you no you no you no me no you no me and

00:24:20.340 then it gets flipped all of a sudden but completely unprepared for like you're a faggot

00:24:23.760 he's like wait a second he doesn't know what to do with that one dude wait a second what oh

00:24:27.480 it's beyond the rules we establish rules beyond the pale all right so uh uh supernatural character

00:24:33.860 i have no idea what went on there and at times i even thought that i'm just part of some experiment

00:24:38.820 at this point really everything seems plausible i was deceived in ways i didn't even think were

00:24:44.240 possible and now i want to come out with this story and oppose this deception publicly many

00:24:49.940 mistakes i don't know if i meant if i'm supposed to read this

00:24:52.700 no come on i'm not gonna read it dude i'm not gonna read it he doesn't understand how the

00:25:02.100 show works you send it to me i don't read it i read it on the air you put your full name in it

00:25:08.260 i'm gonna say your full name okay so many mistakes were made and i want to bring this to the light

00:25:13.760 of the public i also want to warn people because whatever acted against me is corruptive for

00:25:19.360 society and each one individually i absolutely believe in humanity free speech and democracy

00:25:25.120 um it's interesting okay uh it's it's not possible that i'm alone and i'm asking for

00:25:33.080 your advice fuck damn it wait a second maybe even other groups or people you could stick

00:25:38.880 oh no david i thought this was a submission dude this wasn't where did everybody go oh my god what

00:25:54.840 happened oh she kicked everybody out god damn bro cold-blooded that's nuts um cold-blooded

00:26:01.740 no yeah you are yeah i mean you know but just just always mean when you do it um

00:26:08.640 it's all right so so maybe you can connect me with some people uh trust seems to be pretty

00:26:14.520 weird concept when it comes to this uh but i made a pretty long video where i talk about what has

00:26:19.060 happened as open as i can right now in any case thank you so much for your time and i would deeply

00:26:22.600 uh be grateful for your answer i will also send this message to top lobster best n oh my god

00:26:30.140 should i send i oh um dude so yeah i guess maybe i i messed up yeah i mean he's being gang stoked

00:26:39.480 and now you just told everybody geez well sometimes there's strength in numbers and if

00:26:44.440 other people know you're no longer burdened by what has been that you can't you just can't say

00:26:52.420 that there that doesn't go there all right well nancy yeah what do you think about that do we

00:26:57.820 have any stories i don't care what she thinks about that do we have any other stories nancy

00:27:01.540 yes quick it's in the drive okay good put that away you can't put that it's the coffee shop

00:27:09.580 all right guy it's hot in here now i know all right it's laughing so hard i guess we're gonna

00:27:16.140 have did you put in we have paul paul i start him i start him on nds i mean on on uh chronicles

00:27:23.900 nds at gmail you'll see him if you scroll down paul whose last name i won't dox

00:27:28.260 but you'll see him there and he's got a whole submission and it's actually quite long and we

00:27:33.800 should read it okay okie dokie let's get into it let's do it now hey hey hey let's read let's read

00:27:40.700 oh wait we have something from kevin from florida kevin from florida yeah the fuck what are you

00:27:45.400 talking about kevin from florida just sent something i don't know right now yeah just

00:27:48.580 happening uh yeah i think so right now it's very short what are you doing 20 minutes ago he sent

00:27:54.340 it 20 minutes ago you in the chat we'll get to it kevin from florida that's pretty cool which one

00:27:59.640 are you gonna read what you gotta read paul car i can't read i can't say his last name almost

00:28:04.880 doxed him i don't even see he is starred in the gmail yeah yeah nancy probably didn't put him in

00:28:11.040 the thing yet i don't see him either what are you talking about i'm looking at him you guys how long

00:28:17.600 Yeah, there it is.

00:28:20.580 Nancy sees it.

00:28:21.640 Ah! Don't say his names!

00:28:25.840 Okay.

00:28:26.860 Dogs are fucking sweating.

00:28:28.040 Paul Kakarot. Kakarot!

00:28:29.960 Oh my god, this is long.

00:28:32.280 It is long.

00:28:33.600 But, you know, hey.

00:28:35.680 We're not prepared at all, Paul.

00:28:37.200 So here we go. Bear with us.

00:28:38.640 Alright.

00:28:39.240 Alright.

00:28:42.320 Any second now, I will start reading.

00:28:44.540 Alright.

00:28:44.760 all right we're gonna go let me check in with the chat how y'all doing fj uh starseed flat

00:28:51.880 earth grappler i have some banger stories why don't you he's like i have banger stories why

00:28:56.740 don't you send them in flat earth yeah grappler you were here why didn't you just tell us okay

00:29:01.700 so i emailed these to you a couple months ago on my other email okay you're complaining about

00:29:06.180 not having any submissions so either you didn't get them or you thought they sucked we didn't

00:29:11.860 read them yeah we we don't we literally don't know what sucks and what doesn't suck because

00:29:16.420 we don't read it we have a producer that's supposed to read them but she doesn't she's

00:29:19.800 busy making noodles i don't even know what to say about this it's actually very upsetting

00:29:26.420 what is it the noodles no yeah that's just that we have a producer that is supposed to do these

00:29:32.080 things but then does not yeah well it's a full-time job producing noodle no making noodles

00:29:39.040 you owe me cat food

00:29:40.720 oh that's true is this a hunger strike

00:29:43.600 whatever Nancy are you gonna read this

00:29:45.720 what are you doing I'm vamping

00:29:47.480 alright why what are you doing I messed it up

00:29:49.960 okay here we go

00:29:50.660 I'll resend the email to you hey guys

00:29:53.580 I've been listening to NDS for a little over

00:29:55.480 six months ever since my good friend recommended

00:29:57.780 you guys and it's been great

00:29:59.260 it's a bad friend I came in after Tower Gang

00:30:01.520 was finished oh hey

00:30:02.720 is Tower Gang finished

00:30:04.940 I don't know I don't know

00:30:08.000 I mean, I don't know.

00:30:09.980 Is it?

00:30:12.840 What's today?

00:30:14.500 Today's Tuesday.

00:30:15.580 March 17th.

00:30:16.800 March 17th.

00:30:19.400 I don't know.

00:30:21.120 I don't know.

00:30:22.360 I came in after Tower Gang was finished.

00:30:24.980 But before Matt came along, I dug your style, your openness, and desire to learn and grow.

00:30:29.620 Yeah, he desires it.

00:30:30.940 as a person who like matt is really straight bible i find myself at odds with some of your

00:30:36.200 scriptural conclusions sometimes but if you only surround yourself with prime who think like you

00:30:44.520 what does that mean with people who think like you i guess yeah what are you even doing what are

00:30:48.060 you even doing i have a lot of little stories what what kind of problems did you have with my

00:30:52.060 scriptural scriptural conclusions say them paul yeah what were our conclusions don't be a bitch

00:30:59.660 I think that our scriptural conclusions are better than Matt's most of the time.

00:31:03.660 Matt doesn't know shit.

00:31:05.100 He knows he knows a lot about the Bible.

00:31:07.060 But then when it gets to like, all right, what does it mean?

00:31:08.940 He's like, I don't know.

00:31:11.420 Bethany Bethany says, I am a straight NDS fan.

00:31:14.640 Never heard Tower Gang.

00:31:16.260 I feel like maybe I wouldn't like it.

00:31:18.780 Well, Bethany, you probably wouldn't.

00:31:22.420 Yeah.

00:31:23.360 I don't know.

00:31:23.740 Did you like what happened in this episode just now?

00:31:28.180 Right.

00:31:28.580 right it's kind of that yeah a little bit more gay well all right so here's what we have planned

00:31:36.380 okay um today last minute kind of thing what's today today tuesday march 17th yeah um coal

00:31:44.460 is coming to town tower gang coal tower gang coal so i'm going to try to have him in studio

00:31:51.100 but it's going to be like a late night show david's going to show up we're going to try to

00:31:54.960 get toad but not in studio that would be cool tyler will be also here producing probably i got to

00:32:01.200 figure out how we're going to do this could be fun i think it's going to be a lot of fun i think

00:32:06.420 it's going to be a lot of fun we're aiming for like uh what like i don't know 10 o'clock or not

00:32:10.480 10 o'clock 10 o'clock for fuck dude maybe like i'll be up i'll be up i don't know after he's

00:32:16.980 gonna get here after eight but we'll probably be yeah i don't know you have to rush him to the

00:32:21.780 studio yeah all right i don't know guys we'll see what happens we'll see what happens maybe nothing

00:32:28.000 probably nothing um i have a lot of little stories some more interesting than others i'll start with

00:32:34.620 the interesting ones and work from there and they're mostly disconnected from each other so

00:32:38.800 i figured i'd tell them like little vignettes and you can pick and choose as you like don't say

00:32:42.960 vignettes i'll try not to leave any teasers and just go full discourse anyway before i get started

00:32:48.800 I feel like you should know a little bit about who I am

00:32:51.440 okay tell me about yourself

00:32:53.200 tell me about the layout of your house

00:32:54.360 please I'm chomping at the bit

00:32:57.360 I think in terms of the conspiracy

00:32:59.280 world I find myself being somewhat vanilla

00:33:01.460 in many ways I feel like a

00:33:03.420 guy who joins a chess club I can beat

00:33:05.340 everyone I know but everyone can

00:33:07.200 stomp me in the chess club in other

00:33:09.280 words I feel more informed on things

00:33:11.360 than most but I'm just a

00:33:13.280 know nothing to conspiracy folks oh I

00:33:15.320 understand yes coming from

00:33:17.160 the libertarian world, many such

00:33:19.440 cases. Many such cases.

00:33:21.380 I saw somebody say that politics

00:33:23.200 is the religion of the midwit.

00:33:25.280 I thought of Clint when they said that.

00:33:27.920 Who said that?

00:33:29.200 Jay Dyer, please.

00:33:30.760 Did he say that? Was it Jay? Shit, man.

00:33:33.840 Yeah.

00:33:35.460 I heard that. You know why? Because

00:33:37.360 at the highest levels

00:33:39.560 it's theater.

00:33:41.280 It's politics. It's theater.

00:33:42.980 I know space is gay, but despite that...

00:33:45.560 Hold on. It's Meat Cavern's birthday?

00:33:47.640 Really?

00:33:48.260 Meat Cavern, happy birthday.

00:33:49.600 Happy birthday, meaty.

00:33:50.480 You fucking bitch.

00:33:51.880 Hey.

00:33:52.280 What did he say?

00:33:53.880 Hell yeah, return to the tower.

00:33:54.940 It's not really that.

00:33:56.040 It's just a couple of people.

00:33:58.460 I mean, I don't know.

00:34:00.340 What?

00:34:00.680 It's Meat's birthday tomorrow?

00:34:03.300 Why would you lie to us, Meat?

00:34:05.300 Should we invite Jose?

00:34:06.920 That'd be fun.

00:34:08.560 Look at his face.

00:34:09.640 He's like, I'd hate that.

00:34:11.060 No, I think it'd be a good idea.

00:34:13.000 It's Meat's birthday tomorrow.

00:34:14.160 I don't believe David.

00:34:15.320 Nancy, do you think we should invite Jose?

00:34:17.160 if you do that it has to be tower gang aesthetics tower gang drops like

00:34:22.040 do you think he'll show up i don't know

00:34:26.220 yeah invite him i know space is gay but despite that i'm still a globe theory guy i don't believe

00:34:36.040 we've been to the moon but i do believe space exists i don't believe in the little season as

00:34:40.960 is being presented nor do i believe in tartaria most ancient megalithic structures can be explained

00:34:45.860 comfortably as pre-flood.

00:34:48.220 I was raised to believe Nephilim

00:34:49.800 were angelic human hybrids, but when I became

00:34:51.800 a Christian later in life, I found myself

00:34:53.900 in Sons of Seth camp.

00:34:55.840 Jeez, dude.

00:34:57.820 I know you was gay. Happily listening

00:35:00.000 to NDS has really changed my mind about that.

00:35:02.280 Oh, now you're straight.

00:35:03.620 Still not sure that demons are disembodied

00:35:05.840 giants. Okay, that's fair.

00:35:08.480 Demons are disembodied giants.

00:35:09.960 I mean, not necessarily.

00:35:12.100 Disembodied hybrids maybe is a little

00:35:13.960 bit more but then that's just subscribing to what the book of enoch how could you know about like

00:35:18.040 how could you be like i disagree with your scriptural conclusions and then be like say

00:35:21.600 horse shit like this that wasn't nice in matthew 25 jesus throws the goat the goats into the lake

00:35:29.780 of fire prepared for the devil and his angels satan enters into judas iscariot and an angel

00:35:36.980 capable of demonic possession there are other things that caused me to challenge the idea but

00:35:41.180 now is not the time for that discussion actually the dude on merkel wrote up uh the fascinating

00:35:45.760 point i forget the guy's name again the dude that i was talking about yeah yeah yeah he was saying

00:35:51.900 that uh jamie weldon maybe walden walton walden whale bear waldorf walberger walberger that guy

00:36:02.420 he said uh he said that the point that judas had decided to turn on jesus maybe not like actually

00:36:11.240 turn on him but like where that idea started to fester and turn a corner was with the alabaster

00:36:16.240 box that the woman poured on his feet it was like you know very expensive and he was like that's for

00:36:19.420 me yeah no yeah he's he's looking at he's like that can go to yeah other things i don't know

00:36:24.640 they're doing other stuff because he was uh i think he was the um how do you call it like the

00:36:28.720 treasurer of money keeper this

00:36:30.700 ministry that Jesus is doing

00:36:32.720 because they have to have some sort of money going around

00:36:34.880 and all this stuff guys go to Jamie

00:36:36.740 Walden and tell yeah he is he's a great

00:36:38.880 episode I really want to talk to him go to his pages and be

00:36:40.840 like oh you guys should you should

00:36:42.660 you're just a one dude not a multiple dudes

00:36:44.580 you should talk to Nephilim death squad

00:36:46.800 yeah but that was a fascinating idea

00:36:48.640 and I was like yeah that's where you can see

00:36:50.780 that seed not just planted but really start

00:36:52.860 to sprout anyway back

00:36:54.840 to the story the story where I

00:36:56.800 really want to mesh start to mesh with conspiracy theorists are when it comes to the spiritual

00:37:02.300 involvement in the world i've had plenty of encounters and i've heard some incredible

00:37:06.220 firsthand accounts about spiritual encounters i was raised the jehovah's witness this guy is all

00:37:13.420 kinds of fucked up my wife was uh jehovah's witness i left when i was 18 was saved by jesus

00:37:19.740 when i was 20 18 years ago so he's 48 my life has been fantastic a fantastic adventure of faith

00:37:26.400 I've got six children.

00:37:27.380 I'm a construction worker and kind of a normal person.

00:37:30.420 Just wanted you to know a little bit about where I'm coming from because these stories span my entire life.

00:37:35.440 All right.

00:37:36.780 Number one, my father.

00:37:38.260 Should we have like more rules for these people?

00:37:41.140 Because they give us stories of like their whole life.

00:37:44.560 Yeah.

00:37:45.300 Maybe just give us like a detailed one story and then write it again.

00:37:50.780 Well.

00:37:51.600 Because then we get caught on their whole life.

00:37:53.320 Yeah.

00:37:53.480 I think maybe it's hard to say.

00:37:57.260 I don't know how you,

00:37:58.140 because nobody's experience fits like a fucking structure.

00:38:03.380 You know what I mean?

00:38:03.840 Where you could say like,

00:38:04.620 just put it in this way.

00:38:05.760 Figure it out.

00:38:07.040 Figure it out.

00:38:07.920 Figure.

00:38:08.980 Go figure it out.

00:38:10.080 Is it figure?

00:38:11.100 Figure.

00:38:13.200 That just feels stupid when I say it.

00:38:15.560 Figure.

00:38:16.220 Figure it out.

00:38:17.120 Figure.

00:38:18.900 My father, chaos.

00:38:20.240 Dirty figure.

00:38:21.460 This happened only a couple of years ago.

00:38:23.480 I was a foster parent to my son before I adopted him.

00:38:26.320 It's important to note that this boy had extensive amount of drugs in utero,

00:38:30.020 damn, and was immediately taken from his biological mother and father.

00:38:34.260 We've raised him since the first month of his life after the hospital took him off morphine.

00:38:38.420 He came into the world with a fury that's difficult to imagine unless you witnessed it.

00:38:43.900 He's an extremely resilient boy, and he's unusually crafty and capable.

00:38:48.900 He used to find ways to escape our privacy fence backyard and wandered off at the age of one.

00:38:54.220 Damn.

00:38:55.080 How the hell do you...

00:38:56.140 I mean, I just know what it was like having a one-year-old.

00:38:59.220 Yeah.

00:38:59.760 He was like a slug.

00:39:01.100 Yeah, that's crazy.

00:39:02.000 He was full-on running at nine months.

00:39:03.880 Don't fuck.

00:39:04.420 And he learned almost immediately that his noise alerted us so he would sneak around the house to go get things without our knowledge.

00:39:09.960 He could climb out of his crib, open his bedroom door, and many other things at this very young age.

00:39:14.360 That's crazy.

00:39:14.960 aside from being sneaky he would be destructive and even running up to my wife with a knife on

00:39:20.940 occasion damn this kid is like possessed i don't like this next sentence i know that drugs are

00:39:27.220 portals let me lay out let me explain the layout of my mom's womb that's very funny fj uh i know

00:39:37.380 that drugs are portals to the spirit realm which timothy alberino i guess doesn't believe in matt

00:39:43.340 you should have pushed back a little harder when he said

00:39:45.440 he didn't believe in the spirit realm but you bitched

00:39:47.500 out a little bit it's kind of sad to see

00:39:49.060 our faith is inextricably

00:39:51.360 linked to treasures in jars

00:39:53.600 of clay but I digress

00:39:54.960 digress keep gressing

00:39:57.400 regress digress

00:39:59.660 progress continue gressing

00:40:01.460 oh yeah progress actually gress is a good word

00:40:03.680 right yeah you digress you regress

00:40:05.560 you progress side gress

00:40:07.300 down gress

00:40:09.740 you above gress

00:40:12.580 i used to figure to pick my nose i used my finger to pick my nose stop it guys okay uh i had been

00:40:21.120 aware that evil spirits were likely to try likely trying to influence this baby when he would get

00:40:25.960 in trouble he would talk to the wall in his room even while he was in the womb i believe demons

00:40:30.660 were speaking evil into his heart lying to him yeah dude probably that that portal that uh

00:40:37.600 demonic portal of uh drug usage was opened up as a child like can you even i think a child can close

00:40:44.540 it oh you can yeah but you need to the debt has been paid you know the portal's been open these

00:40:50.320 things have interacted with you they're coming to collect a thing that they seem you know i guess

00:40:55.500 is owed to them due to generational iniquity yeah they're owed something but you can the debt's been

00:41:01.680 paid man uh he wouldn't snuggle as a baby was always full of rage from birth and as he learned

00:41:08.220 to trust and as he had to learn trust and grow in love it truly is a picture of god's god dealing

00:41:15.540 with us the trust that we have in god is not intrinsic it grows over time as we engage him

00:41:20.480 and walk with him in the same way my boy had to learn and is still learning trust and obey

00:41:26.380 he doesn't believe that obedience will lead him down a better path because he only sees what he

00:41:31.160 wants in front of him and that by obeying he will have to deny his impulses is he black

00:41:37.000 good question pow that's that's a crazy thing though to like have that born into you right

00:41:44.700 um when i was a kid i had uh a lot of rage i remember like to the degree it felt like i could

00:41:54.160 shatter my own teeth in my mouth i would clench my jaw i would i was so angry and sad as a kid

00:41:59.760 yeah until you break your teeth that's what it felt like i remember like i don't have that anymore

00:42:04.240 um and i i can think back on it and sometimes i do now you'd be showing that with the with the

00:42:09.380 witches no that's different that's funsies we just have fun with these witches um but when i was when

00:42:14.700 i was a kid man i was like the anger was like it felt um it felt like it was constantly like

00:42:22.100 welling up in me and like almost like my little body couldn't like hold it in and uh that doesn't

00:42:29.540 happen at all anymore i don't know when it stopped probably like i don't know um i think probably

00:42:35.960 fizzled out in my teenage years and then by the time i was in my 20s like i still had my bouts

00:42:41.400 with it but um you know when i was a kid i i i had to go to that like scared straight program

00:42:47.720 because in eighth grade i was suspended 13 times for fights and it was just like i was this constant

00:42:55.620 fucking like ball of of tense anger and sadness and all this other shit so yeah i mean and i think

00:43:02.160 that was there pretty early pretty early so uh yeah man this i think people don't they

00:43:09.220 underestimate like what could happen to a kid that could just i don't know what age what are

00:43:14.940 we talking he's this is the womb for him for me it might have been like three or four you know

00:43:20.540 but for this dude it was like before he even

00:43:22.540 breached the old vagina

00:43:23.980 he was already full of rage

00:43:26.320 from the get go

00:43:27.480 he's talking about when he was younger

00:43:30.640 so he goes

00:43:31.860 this may have freaked many people out

00:43:33.580 but God put us in this boy's life

00:43:36.120 if he would have

00:43:38.700 raised the boy

00:43:39.340 with the state prescribed method

00:43:42.240 he would have been completely destroyed

00:43:44.240 I wonder what that prescribed method is

00:43:46.900 probably bounce him from house to house

00:43:50.360 Yeah. Yeah. Uh, so one day when he was about three, I was driving him home, uh, down the road

00:43:56.060 and he had an acute understanding of direction and knew where to turn to go places. The kid's

00:44:01.420 pretty smart. I turned the car down a road. He didn't want to go down because he wanted to go

00:44:05.640 see the waterfront. So he got angry with me and he piped up, you know, I have a different daddy.

00:44:11.440 He must've picked up this conversation from someone somewhere. We never hid the fact of

00:44:15.760 his adoption in fact we celebrate it every year as a family holiday called adoption day

00:44:20.500 i chuckled at him lightly because i was trying he was trying to goad me and i asked oh yeah

00:44:25.580 then what's his name because i was his only father that he's ever known without missing a beat a

00:44:31.880 little three-year-old with full confidence says chaos that's fucking spooky damn you know what

00:44:37.800 another dream i had last night very brief it only takes a second we go ahead hold on yeah

00:44:41.920 I was in a public pool

00:44:46.300 And a black woman was not taking care of her child

00:44:48.600 And he punched me

00:44:49.880 This seems like some regular life shit

00:44:52.280 But it was a dream

00:44:53.360 And he punched me in my face

00:44:55.100 Oh did it hurt

00:44:56.240 No but I was like very

00:44:58.700 In the dream I was like

00:45:00.680 Fucking whatever

00:45:01.660 You know what's crazy getting punched in the face hurts the least out of everything

00:45:04.880 It's like a dull thud

00:45:05.780 Body shots will make you shit yourself

00:45:09.560 Yeah

00:45:10.200 yeah it's like all these i watched a dude get kneed in the stomach today like in a muay thai

00:45:14.440 fight and he was on his back and the faces he was making was like everything it would like recede and

00:45:20.620 then it would come back even worse and it looked like he was gonna shit himself then it looked

00:45:23.480 like he was gonna throw up and he was just in agony yeah agony is the word but yeah getting

00:45:27.340 punched in the face is a dull thud it's weird but yeah so this little black kid punched me in the

00:45:31.760 face and i just had to be like uh like i looked at it just punched in the face while his fat black

00:45:37.180 mom was holding him and i'm looking at her and i'm looking at the kid and i'm looking at her and

00:45:42.060 i'm looking at the kid and i just go fucking whatever man and i guess i chalk it up to this

00:45:46.660 is what i get for being in a public pool and then i and then i leave it's got my my comeuppance uh

00:45:52.400 you just reminded me of that and that's a dream right there baby it's a weird one all right so

00:45:59.800 i took this as a challenge from the demons it only made me laugh more or more already knowing

00:46:04.480 that they were trying to get to this boy we began getting people in our lives uh to continually pray

00:46:10.980 for this boy's protection from these spirits and we keep raising him up he's five now very wild

00:46:16.760 roots he's much sweeter a total snuggler but has to always be going he struggles more than all my

00:46:24.740 other kids but the love runs super deep i guess he like adopted him in the in between having other

00:46:30.320 kids um the story's still unfolding but i think the demon's tricks were revealed i think that

00:46:36.740 a lot of that childhood trauma and being filled with that kind of energy creates um some real

00:46:45.760 physicality in a kid like he's saying this kid's running away he's climbing the fence at one year

00:46:49.840 old he's unlocking doors and all this crazy shit and when i was a kid i was like super explosive

00:46:56.400 climbing everything running really fucking hard all the time like doing all this crazy stuff i

00:47:01.300 told you my cousin uh the one who heard the voice in his head tell him to run away he's running away

00:47:06.720 in elementary school you know and we were i left that elementary school when i was in third grade

00:47:11.780 so this kid is zigzagging from adults in second grade how old are you in second grade seven

00:47:19.020 yeah seven yeah about right so kindergarten's five first and second so that's seven years old

00:47:24.040 and he's like run they're having a hard time catching him my kid runs like he is in quicksand

00:47:30.420 and i think it's and i often wondered about that heavy heavier legs he's a heavy kid like he's

00:47:36.500 really dense um he's very strong but he's not explosive at all he doesn't have that and i'm

00:47:42.920 realizing like yeah a lot of that explosiveness comes from that fucking pent up uh you know i'm

00:47:48.500 not sound very racist but a lot of these uh young black kids are explosive a lot of these young

00:47:55.040 black kids live in shit areas with drug addict mothers and missing fathers and abusive siblings

00:48:00.680 and are exposed to violence all the time like you better react yeah your body meets the demand of

00:48:06.840 the environment that it's in and if that environment is something that's constantly

00:48:10.620 producing rage like that shit needs an outlet so like i think the reason my kid's not explosive

00:48:15.740 like he's very strong healthy kid runs like he's in fucking molasses and i think it's because he

00:48:21.160 doesn't have that i've never seen him do the thing him run and i always thought he was joking

00:48:25.440 he's got like heavy heavy legs when he runs yeah but but you know what i've never seen him do

00:48:31.120 like i've never seen him do that it's like a coil if you compress something in a coil when it lets

00:48:37.360 go it's my that was my constant state as a kid that's not healthy and i've never seen him do

00:48:42.000 that i've never seen him bury his face in a pillow and fucking like scream cry yeah yeah he's made it

00:48:47.900 all the way to 10 and that's never happened but he all the the downside is he's not winning any

00:48:53.040 foot races anytime soon really struggles really struggles in tag really struggles in a marathon

00:48:58.320 yeah it is he's gonna get there he'll be just fine but i it's just something i'm putting together

00:49:02.220 yeah these guys listen if you're sprinting to the finish line you're not gonna make it dog

00:49:05.660 yeah yeah you're gonna expire early so number two story number two all right what's his name

00:49:12.000 excuse me paul paul paul what uh catch it catch what was the word that we used before

00:49:18.880 cacarot catch a tory catch a tory do angels test us question mark do angels have testes

00:49:24.760 oh well like timothy alberino thinks they might actually this is a good what what ed did what ed

00:49:31.080 brought up about timothy i thought was a very good point and and it reared its head again last night

00:49:35.940 which is why i was like so frustrated because he's attributing all these physical attributes to the

00:49:41.080 angels taking dumps eating sandwiches which i think angels do and can have yeah okay they can

00:49:46.720 eat they can do all this stuff he's like they're farming and they're fucking spirits like you don't

00:49:50.460 shut the fuck just how do you fucking know they're farming you i swear if he was in front of me i'd

00:49:54.480 have thrown this metal thing at his head you queef it's just like okay i understand kind of what

00:49:58.300 you're doing what you're i think the more real uh explanation is that angels can have physical

00:50:04.940 attributes when they leave their first estate when they are in the spiritual realm they are very they

00:50:09.140 are spiritual yeah he's like well why would people say that they're spirituals like because

00:50:12.800 that's where they're from elohim designates where you're born you're born in the heavens which is

00:50:19.120 the spiritual realm it lacks physicality in the sense that we know it of this kind of stuff right

00:50:24.940 here maybe it's physical in certain ways but not exactly like that but the uh misattribution of

00:50:31.340 what god is has created almost like he's sitting there explaining an angel yeah and telling you

00:50:37.480 about its lust and its proclivities for physical activity and he's saying it very factually very

00:50:43.040 factually as if he knows but also there's a huge gap and i think ed mabry did a great job of

00:50:49.160 exposing that with him he's like god doesn't make shit by accident he doesn't make things just

00:50:54.600 because everything has an exact purpose right we might not be using it for that but everything has

00:50:59.660 an exact purpose so to create an angel with lust is not what god would do but if an angel leaves

00:51:07.060 its first estate and inhabits this physical realm it can yeah it can play around with lust but god

00:51:12.640 doesn't put that into an angel so now he's just putting that these attributes on an angel which

00:51:18.040 disgraces god in the eyes of people and i'm like it's very sneaky what you're doing and i don't

00:51:23.000 know if he knows that he's doing that i don't know what it is i'm giving him zero i'm not giving him

00:51:28.620 any room for a kind interpretation anymore yeah fuck that guy what did i said yesterday too it's

00:51:35.820 actually worth reading this, if I could just find this tweet. Okay, wait, no, no. I was making fun

00:51:45.060 of. Correct. God is perfect. But according to Timothy Albarino, God made the angels with these

00:51:51.460 inclinations to fall. No, he did not. The angels stepped out of their realm and out of bounds,

00:51:56.760 which was available to them, but he did not make them with that. That's not how God operates.

00:52:01.200 and we we can say this for sure because we do know god and god is always just god is always

00:52:07.920 righteous so he would not do that thing okay here we go here we go uh you're gonna pull it up

00:52:14.260 you can pull it up yeah uh no actually i'm just gonna read it i'm just gonna read it he says uh

00:52:18.980 modern christians are unknowingly inculcated i don't even know what the fuck that word

00:52:25.740 Indoctrinated.

00:52:26.540 Okay, fine.

00:52:28.620 Unknowingly inculcated with a neoplatonist agnostic perception of the cosmos.

00:52:34.140 Wait a minute.

00:52:34.560 Can we do it this way?

00:52:35.260 You want to bring it up?

00:52:36.560 I kind of want to bring it up, but as you're reading it, I want to...

00:52:40.100 Let's run it through chat GPT and ask it to say it in terms that an asshole wouldn't use.

00:52:45.140 Yeah, this actually goes back to one of my grievances with him, which is if you cannot

00:52:50.280 explain a thing in simple terms, then you don't understand that thing.

00:52:55.740 uh-huh that's a very and i think that's very true right uh people that this is like my thing with

00:53:01.660 uh matt and straight bible is his ability to unpack it in simple terms for retards to understand

00:53:08.100 to me shows that he grasps what it what it's saying he understands it so you know i think

00:53:14.200 that's that's a huge um indicator of of understanding and so he does this thing again

00:53:20.220 which he constantly does where he embellishes and he creates such like like he fills his

00:53:27.160 statement with such flowery language he'll take a simple concept and he'll make it complicated

00:53:33.060 okay so read the first sentence modern christians are unknowingly inculcated with a neoplatonist

00:53:40.040 and gnostic perception of the cosmos that's not even the first sentence there's a comma after that

00:53:44.280 many modern christians without realizing it have adopted a way of thinking influenced by older

00:53:49.880 philosophies okay adhering to a dualism in created order which imagines the material world as

00:53:58.120 separate and inferior to the spiritual realm stop this view separates reality into two parts the

00:54:06.280 physical world and a higher spiritual world continue uh inhabited by disembodied beings

00:54:13.200 it treats the physical world as less important while seeing the spiritual realm filled with

00:54:18.620 non-physical beings can you get that reduced to one sentence real yeah let's see this just make

00:54:23.860 make into one sentence 10 words tops because there's a way to distill this and isn't that

00:54:30.920 what the goal is is to distill information here we go this is what he should have said many as a

00:54:35.720 matter of fact i'm going to tweet it fuck him what did it say many modern christians unknowingly

00:54:42.580 adopt a belief that splits reality into a lesser physical world and a higher more important

00:54:47.420 spiritual world filled with non-physical beings actually that's pretty simple again what the

00:54:53.660 fuck are you saying you said nothing you said nothing this is what i said i oh okay damn i

00:54:58.800 didn't realize i got my oh okay because i called him a faggot i got my visibility oh i'm not even

00:55:03.680 i was killing it i'm not even gonna tweet because it's just so dumb i said this nigga is addicted

00:55:08.680 to trying to sound profound he doesn't want people to understand he wants to be perceived

00:55:12.180 as an intellectual and an authority the more i see the more i'm convinced he's just a cringy

00:55:17.060 faggot that is really where i'm at these days yeah it's like you're you're not contributing

00:55:21.220 anything of value to the conversation you're just muddying the waters so that really low

00:55:28.140 iq people will look at you and go wow profound wow look at those words what a wizard this is

00:55:33.780 fucking you know how to kill a wizard how to slay a wizard man if owen is busy with other stuff but

00:55:39.700 i'm like owen owen really needs to take a look at this this is wizardry bro this is wizardry you're

00:55:44.320 casting spells and the spell's goal is to just convince people to follow you. Follow me. I'm the

00:55:51.840 one who knows this situation. And which is really wild because the more I look into scripture,

00:55:56.960 the more Jesus Christ makes it unbelievably simple. It makes it all very simple. There is

00:56:02.460 things that are in the grace of God and there are things that are in the opposition to God

00:56:05.880 and the opposition to humanity. Those things are demonic by nature. Doesn't matter though.

00:56:10.040 the game that they play we've been liberated from not not by works not by adherence to the law

00:56:15.660 but because of uh grace through faith we have faith in god we have faith in jesus christ that

00:56:23.140 he came and paid the way for us and we get salvation it's very simple whereas the other

00:56:28.780 side is incredibly legalistic and retarded and this is exactly the kind of crap that this guy's

00:56:34.360 engaging in this is like a legal document like trying to read what he's saying is like trying to

00:56:40.020 it's taking a very simple concept and it's expounding on it until the the extent where

00:56:45.780 you can fill a whole stupid shitty book called birthright so the problem is that people people

00:56:50.060 that so they're calling me retarded like somebody was like they uh responded to me after i tweeted

00:56:56.080 this and they go oh like you're you're like you're a low iq uh retard you can't understand what he's

00:57:01.920 saying i'm like no no that's not the point first but it's also not the point it's like man i'm a

00:57:05.460 low IQ retard. I'm like, I'm sitting in my fucking house on 10 acres. I'm 3d modeling

00:57:09.700 images that I have drawn. I'm engaging with these complicated systems, right? When it comes to all

00:57:16.600 this stuff that you're doing, uh, uh, the, the, the laser machine, a 3d printer, all accounts,

00:57:22.600 a very successful person dabbling with things that I shouldn't, I, I should have no means doing.

00:57:27.560 I'm a truck driver, but you're calling me an idiot because I'm looking at these words and

00:57:31.380 then telling you these words, number one, don't mean anything. But number two, if you look into

00:57:36.140 them, what he's actually saying is horrific. You're just too stupid to see it. And what he's

00:57:41.640 actually saying is God messed up. That's it. And I have it figured out. This is what happened here.

00:57:49.420 I think even aside from that, the more important thing that I think he hopes to get across is

00:57:55.240 i know and you don't so follow me that's it trust me follow me i'm an authority i'm to be taken very

00:58:04.280 seriously on these matters and the way that you can tell this is never going to stop i said this

00:58:08.760 will stop and and this is what i tweeted like well my my commentary on timothy alberino in general

00:58:15.960 will stop when he has been discarded into the waste bin of government adjacent talking heads

00:58:22.740 the way he should be yeah and he will be and things always up as they things always end up

00:58:28.660 as they should in this life or the next i highly recommend checking we're on a time frame that

00:58:33.100 that's really it here i i recommend checking out for the audience who's who's listening right now

00:58:38.080 uh episode 843 of the confessionals the war that prepares the antichrist uh i think is the name of

00:58:44.960 the episode it's a public one it's not a members one and the guest uh who's jamie maybe jamie

00:58:50.320 walden i'm sorry i should probably have looked up his name um he is he does a great job he's

00:58:57.220 talking about the exact same thing that we're talking about when it comes to you know getting

00:59:02.760 um weighed down in definitions and what is the spiritual realm what is an alien what is a demon

00:59:09.120 like all this shit and he's telling people to beware of anybody who says that there's a good

00:59:13.440 alien element to this beware of anybody who aligns themselves with people like elizondo

00:59:17.580 and all these fucking talking heads you know surrounding disclosure beware of these people

00:59:22.240 especially when they claim to be in this pseudo-christian you know content uh creator space

00:59:27.280 beware of these people because those should be massive red flags to you and is there music going

00:59:33.980 on good god we've been screaming these motherfuckers are playing music to drown us out

00:59:40.380 but um he does it in a way they worship him if if nephilim death squad says too many fag words

00:59:48.220 or too many bitch words and you don't like that and you want to listen to somebody who puts it in

00:59:52.620 terms that don't offend your sensibilities i think this guy does an excellent job it's kind of a

00:59:57.440 thing that like i think since we since we spoke with him i don't know if we've been struggling

01:00:01.240 with it but i think we're at the culmination of it right now we're at the very tippy top of it

01:00:05.020 we got coal coming later and it's like yeah i cleaned i cleaned it up because i wanted to

01:00:10.280 but then you drove me to a point where i have to go back and question i'm like

01:00:14.740 what was i cleaning this up am i cleaning this up for the audience am i cleaning this up because

01:00:18.700 uh because of god or what what am i doing here because i'm looking at somebody who is

01:00:24.920 cleaned up in a way yeah and you're the most horrific person i've ever had the opportunity

01:00:30.620 to speak with that's i do feel i have to admit i find myself regressing in these days um and i know

01:00:36.660 it's been coming out a little bit in regards to the witch thing but it's like i'm not the guy

01:00:42.380 that you're gonna sit back and argue your occult books versus how they contrast with the bible

01:00:49.140 and what scripture sets up this honestly at the end of the day i'm a retard and i'm a guy who's

01:00:55.100 going to make fun of you in such a way that i'm going to highlight if you can't see it that's fine

01:01:01.760 but i'm going to show everybody else the fruits of the shit that you're delving into so with that

01:01:07.160 lady yesterday with danielle or whatever it's like she's not going to hear my words maybe one

01:01:11.320 day in the future she will uh but you know when in the bible when it talks about testing spirits

01:01:16.120 one of the things it mentions is observe the fruits observe the fruits and if you look at

01:01:22.200 that woman that we were talking to yesterday she is all fucked up so i don't need you to hear we're

01:01:27.480 at this kind of almost like end game thing it feels like to me where it's right on the horizon

01:01:31.580 we got the witches are now overlapping with the ufo community and i'm going the only good weapon

01:01:38.900 that i got at my hip i could try to be cleaned up i could try to be nice and everything and i think

01:01:43.220 i've done a good job but the main thing that i got sitting on my hip is the n-word boom that's it

01:01:49.460 man boom and what it does is it highlights exactly what you are at the cost of you at the cost of

01:01:56.300 you so there's no decorum you know with alvarino there's no decorum i don't need people to see

01:02:01.640 that your theology is bad i don't need people to see that you understand the the you know the the

01:02:08.640 space between the megalithic stones that seem to be melded together and do you know how thin those

01:02:16.180 and they were carbon didn't no i don't need anybody to see that i need them to see that

01:02:20.320 you're a fucking faggot that's it that's where i'm at now and so i do i find myself regressing

01:02:26.820 lately and i know a lot of people you know we picked up a lot of new audience members i'm sure

01:02:29.940 they're probably recoiling sorry i'm sorry but but this is uh who i am i'm trying uh i'm trying

01:02:36.300 i'm in this imperfect person but if i have this cannon on my hip and it's faggot and it and it

01:02:42.940 just takes the wind you know what it is it's like yeah we do have that like i got that on my hip all

01:02:46.940 the time and now i'm just running low on time i don't got time i didn't i we never had we never

01:02:52.820 had two and a half hours to give this dude now and then it ended up weeks which is why i said no

01:02:58.160 we don't got i don't got the kind of time i gotta make these things i gotta make trinkets

01:03:01.580 you know yeah you make shit like this yeah yeah i gotta spin this thing sometimes i gotta click

01:03:06.580 this thing sometimes i don't have time i don't got time for this yeah i don't know man i'm just

01:03:10.680 I'm just in this weird head space

01:03:12.480 and I don't

01:03:14.960 I don't know maybe I'll come back

01:03:16.740 around and I'll go like alright it's time to

01:03:18.580 come back around then you'll try to convict me

01:03:20.080 yeah yeah yeah

01:03:20.800 the question is do angels

01:03:24.840 test us

01:03:25.700 that's right

01:03:27.500 do these niggas just blow a shofar what was that noise

01:03:30.280 oh it's this

01:03:31.340 they have a shofar

01:03:33.460 oh my god Nancy don't do the chirp

01:03:36.840 you gotta turn off the thing Nancy take off work

01:03:38.880 later hang out with us

01:03:39.880 Yeah. Do the angels test us? The story is both encouraging and sobering because it makes me

01:03:46.160 wonder how many times I failed. When I was 18, I moved from the Midwest to go live with my sister

01:03:51.920 in Wilmington, North Carolina. This was a wonderful time for me because I began coming into my own

01:03:56.340 away from all my connections with felt which felt like a restraint. I could make myself into who I

01:04:01.720 wanted. I left Jehovah's Witness and became kind of agnostic. Even though I wasn't 21 yet, I used

01:04:07.820 to be able to get into bars and listen to live music by the waterfront downtown i was new to the

01:04:12.780 area i was new in town so i would hit the town alone one night they had something called the

01:04:19.180 azalea festival azalea festival and it's a big deal there the drawback is that alcohol enforcement

01:04:26.440 would randomly card people in bars so all the bars were carding at the entrances in other words

01:04:31.640 no good times for little old me this is right around the beginning of november and it was right

01:04:37.620 around 40 degrees pretty brisk right next to the breezy ocean realizing that i'm literally out in

01:04:44.500 the cold it's kind of cold here today in florida right what yeah dude and it's going to be a little

01:04:49.900 bit cold for like the remainder of this week it's it's gradually going up but yeah we woke up and it

01:04:54.460 was like 40 something degrees number one bullshit bro what the hell i didn't move here for this

01:04:58.440 that's what i'm saying i decided to go to my car and return home for the evening on my way back i

01:05:03.620 passed by an old church and there was a homeless man in a hot pink t-shirt sitting in the stoop

01:05:08.200 he was a 60-ish year old white man short and shoulder-length hair gray hair he walked up to

01:05:15.760 me and just started up small talk conversation in the back of my head i was sure this dude was

01:05:20.360 looking for an opening to mug me he kept talking about how much george bush sucked and random stuff

01:05:25.720 and i was just listening mostly i got about a block and said well have a good night sir

01:05:32.340 as I approached my car

01:05:34.260 he stood on the sidewalk looking at me

01:05:36.500 as I was opening my driver's door

01:05:38.060 he called out

01:05:39.500 something to me before I got in and I asked him to repeat it

01:05:42.820 in the meekest voice

01:05:44.540 the man said do you think I could just

01:05:46.560 wear your coat for just a minute

01:05:48.080 nah I don't think so

01:05:50.420 dude see that's hard right you could be entertaining

01:05:52.500 angels I get that

01:05:53.860 angels are pushy dog

01:05:55.360 like that guy back here

01:05:57.660 which one

01:05:59.300 the guy with the laptop or whatever

01:06:02.340 With the bag.

01:06:03.780 Oh, the...

01:06:05.180 Could be an angel.

01:06:06.060 Could be an angel.

01:06:06.780 Well, Nancy, you know...

01:06:08.880 Nancy, pipe up real quick.

01:06:10.260 Nancy!

01:06:12.260 Tell David about the guy.

01:06:14.140 You were here when we were hanging out with Schizo.

01:06:16.580 I was supposed to talk about that.

01:06:17.720 Yeah, no.

01:06:18.180 You don't know.

01:06:18.900 I couldn't even verb...

01:06:19.820 Like, I couldn't retell the story because it was so jarring to me.

01:06:23.020 I don't know what he...

01:06:23.200 What are you talking about?

01:06:24.300 Peter?

01:06:25.540 Oh, there you go.

01:06:26.140 She remembers.

01:06:26.680 Yeah.

01:06:27.260 Peter.

01:06:28.880 No, the astral projection guy, right?

01:06:30.660 or no no the remote viewing guy yes and he had a radio show yeah he was a customer he explained

01:06:38.660 remote viewing to us was he accurate i mean he gave us a brief i guess yeah brief synopsis of

01:06:46.300 it it was just it was just strange how come you didn't tell me this i i got a lot going on this

01:06:51.240 is what i'm saying i'm supposed to argue with timothy albarino i don't got the words for this

01:06:54.000 i'm tired he's a nice guy was he yeah he's a nice we need an answer back uh johnny serucci

01:07:00.960 he put us in a group chat oh yeah and we're just too busy very busy and then he said you

01:07:05.640 fuck you guys basically he said fuck us for not responding which we didn't respond to

01:07:11.760 there's no it's not a slight at all it's just like fucking retarded man that's all you know

01:07:20.320 we just i'm made in a very particular way i get it and i feel more like you every day it's just

01:07:25.860 it's just it's liberating yeah but it's awfully restricting it's uh but if you get upset about

01:07:32.320 those restrictions and it's that it's not liberating but it's disrespectful to people

01:07:35.880 but it's not what it's intended i think disrespect is got to be intended

01:07:39.700 maybe that's not true no you could disrespect somebody like how we just did excuse me

01:07:46.520 the thing is i think this happened like once in the past it hasn't happened before yeah and then

01:07:52.960 um and then he stopped following me and stuff and then he's not following me too then he followed

01:07:58.000 me back i don't understand what's happening here i don't know i'm and in the time between

01:08:02.380 something about the jesuits i didn't think about it at all and then i looked at his page and i was

01:08:06.800 like he unfollowed me and then i was like i i don't know i'd like to talk to him and i said

01:08:10.820 yo do you want to come on the show like i don't that's how i think i don't care about the perceived

01:08:14.980 slight of a thing i'm just you know i think we slighted him nancy the only person that we answer

01:08:19.540 back i answer nancy i don't answer nancy you don't you don't answer nancy i answer nancy

01:08:24.220 i answer you i answer you sometimes you're about the only person that i answer

01:08:29.380 uh i don't answer laney but laney never really says anything like to me just says yeah because

01:08:37.740 so you don't answer oh there's your clue um i answer i answer my wife although she would say

01:08:48.400 not the case and sometimes i answer z-man z-man says a thing i'll answer an answer sometimes

01:08:54.240 all right i'll go through z-man next time perfect all right here we go top answers my calls at two

01:08:58.740 in the morning no i well maybe i will i think sometimes i answer uh scott too i think that's

01:09:04.900 why i'm tired i'm trying i try to answer everybody it's no good okay here we go

01:09:08.080 so let me get that jacket crazy sentence come on playboy but honestly i've been in this situation

01:09:16.580 before right a guy that like the guy that's doing the thing where you're like damn he's gonna he's

01:09:21.280 gonna encroach he's well this is like when they go hey i can bet you i can tell you where he got

01:09:26.160 them shoes yeah like oh he's gonna do it he's gonna tell me i got him on my feet he's imposing

01:09:31.660 violence yeah it's he's gang stalking me damn it could i wear that jacket for a minute i looked at

01:09:39.100 him for real for the first time that night realizing he was wearing a hot pink t-shirt

01:09:43.380 and on 40 degree on a 40 degree night my heart was instantly melted and i told him he could have it

01:09:49.260 yeah that's that's fine i'll give you my jacket i'm not gonna i don't want to wear it again yeah

01:09:52.680 just wait around me like you done i'm like no dog have it like i invited him to give him a ride

01:09:59.660 That's a good way to get stabbed.

01:10:01.500 That's a little bit sketchy, yeah.

01:10:02.840 Went to a gas station. I don't do any of this shit, man.

01:10:05.440 I'm a bad...

01:10:06.420 I mean, if it hasn't been obvious

01:10:08.940 so far, I'm a bad Christian, I guess.

01:10:11.320 I don't do these things.

01:10:12.400 I will not. I will not give you a ride.

01:10:16.020 I will not

01:10:16.720 talk to you. If you're bleeding on the street,

01:10:19.180 I'm turning around.

01:10:20.340 I'll give you some shit, but I'm not going to give you a ride.

01:10:23.420 I'm not going to get trapped in a little metal.

01:10:24.800 I don't give shit to nobody anymore, man.

01:10:25.680 I'm tainted.

01:10:26.900 New York City does that to you.

01:10:28.180 The last time I gave shit to somebody, I was

01:10:29.960 working in the pharmacy. Probably my first

01:10:32.040 job. Working in a pharmacy, and

01:10:34.000 her name was Laquanda. No joke.

01:10:36.880 Titty's swinging. Laquanda.

01:10:38.100 She comes in. Titty's swinging? What the fuck?

01:10:40.580 I'm making $6 an hour

01:10:41.980 at the pharmacy just trying

01:10:43.960 to do regular shit.

01:10:46.880 She comes in. She goes,

01:10:48.940 let me get a...

01:10:49.960 Let me hold a dollar. Did her little

01:10:51.960 kid punch you in the face while she was holding her?

01:10:53.520 Nah, she didn't have no kids. Thank God. She was crazy.

01:10:55.640 Too crazy. This is how crazy Laquanda was.

01:10:57.440 she wouldn't oh damn oh damn we're doing it faceless mask on bro that's crazy that's crazy

01:11:05.040 leave it on the rest of the show all right it's gonna be hot in here guys if you just watch if

01:11:09.320 you're listening on audio you're missing out this is great this is good this is good this is a high

01:11:13.800 quality fucking i need it i need like a i need a color one what color one should i get uh pink

01:11:20.220 he's got a pink one yeah that the pink one's dope that looks that looks so good yo it's a

01:11:25.160 fucking great ski mask it really is like the way your mouth moves in it to crimes dude oh damn look

01:11:31.440 at the way his mouth moves in it he looks like faceless yeah oh yeah dude he nails it dude's

01:11:36.560 got a big head there's a lot of space in here yeah yeah yeah i got a big head too though he

01:11:40.160 knitted it for a huge head i don't know if he knits it he knits it you think so he knits it with his

01:11:44.780 feet that's what that smell is he's always like corn chips no like fritos in this motherfucker

01:11:49.920 she says let me hold a dollar

01:11:51.840 so I was like yeah yeah

01:11:53.500 this is like me being naive and I go

01:11:55.840 of course

01:11:56.340 this motherfucker said I look like a glory hole

01:11:59.860 the way this counter is set up is like

01:12:03.660 I am right here

01:12:05.200 and I am handling

01:12:07.240 pharmaceutical things and it's also a

01:12:09.680 convenience store so right next to me

01:12:11.660 is a black lady and she does

01:12:13.340 like purchases

01:12:14.820 if they're buying stuff she's going to ring you up and you could pay

01:12:17.660 her and she's also

01:12:19.560 doing the scratch off cards okay like a convenience store and i'm doing the pharmacy so i take the

01:12:24.360 order i'll go to the back get you that's a really weird setup to be honest because it's a regular

01:12:28.660 pharmacy and it's just fucking scratch-offs next to the pharmacy yeah that's weird yeah i mean

01:12:35.100 scratch-offs everywhere these people are homeless they're bums so i give her a dollar she takes it

01:12:39.960 goes like this and then says let me get that scratch off and i was like are you fucking kidding

01:12:44.060 me bro what right in front i'm like i'm right here laquanda like we know each other yeah and

01:12:48.840 she's just like sucks her teeth she takes it scratches it off doesn't win of course it on

01:12:53.500 there and then walks out damn bro you think she had a demon in her head telling her to do that

01:12:57.700 shit no i just think she was yo asking for a dollar boom asking for okay now take the dollar

01:13:02.340 scratch off make them throw it out you're never gonna win a uh dollar nobody's ever gonna get

01:13:07.740 shit from me that's it that's the last time somebody got something from me yeah um do people

01:13:11.820 understand why i am the way i am i give people i'll give people money i don't really care about

01:13:15.860 that um no nothing i i'll give people not even a little kid i'm not gonna share my selling candy

01:13:21.600 oh i'll buy the fuck you're gonna sell me candy girl scout cookies bro i'm gonna go inside the

01:13:25.620 public samoans or samoas i'm gonna buy i'm gonna buy candy inside i'm gonna buy the same candy

01:13:30.180 you're selling and i'm gonna look at it and i'm gonna say i don't want it yeah i got well that's

01:13:33.720 the problem i'm not giving you any money yeah you're charging a lot of money for this shit i

01:13:36.580 know how much it costs i don't care how much it costs costs two dollars i'm just not gonna give

01:13:39.300 money to this person because you're lying to me most likely yeah like oh i need candy to go if

01:13:43.240 that i got like my basketball team like no you don't my basketball team it's like not even

01:13:47.840 basketball season yeah i was watching a show and um in the show it's great he gets so the main

01:13:55.420 characters is posted up against the wall in new york and his black kid comes up to him and he goes

01:14:00.280 uh hey you want to buy some chocolate bars and he's like what and he goes yeah you want to buy

01:14:05.780 some chocolate bars um it's for my i don't know my my my middle school softball league or some

01:14:13.400 shit yeah and he looks at him he goes you're fucking 16 yep and then he goes how much is

01:14:19.220 the chocolate bar and he goes 8 50 and he goes get the fuck out of here 8 50 8 50 yeah don't get

01:14:24.220 it's a fucking kid they follow you to your car yeah they'll get mad and then they do like a thing

01:14:29.520 like i remember when i didn't buy gummies when i was i was a young lad and he called you know

01:14:33.620 what he called me what he called you faggot yeah it's harder with the crazy bro it's harder with

01:14:41.180 the mask called me a faggot uh because i wouldn't buy the gummy food snack fruit snacks so i get it

01:14:47.440 man that's hard do you remember when when uh faceless oh yeah that's a really good voice

01:14:53.740 yeah he he actually did voice reveal and now he's just doing regular voice we should do this

01:15:01.200 voice instead like uh can we do this one this one this one oh no that one i don't like that one

01:15:05.860 all right we'll stop all right okay itchy soul patch anyway so let me get that jacket he says

01:15:12.100 okay yeah let me get this jacket let me get that let me hold let me hold your jacket man i can't

01:15:17.560 believe that you guy called me a faggot 24 so all right so he brought him to the gas station uh

01:15:23.660 buys him a pack of smokes and they went to a 24-hour diner and hung out till three or four

01:15:27.100 in the morning damn all right that's very come on man i mean he's like i was gonna drink before

01:15:32.340 this so i figured i'd just do some shit with this homeless three or four in the morning

01:15:35.640 he rambled on about his daughter in kentucky and random stuff and i still remember the name

01:15:40.060 he gave me ron potter that's a made-up name he just saw harry potter ron weasley he kept all

01:15:46.560 night elating over the tweed trench coat i had given him saying he felt like a professional

01:15:51.340 all right ultimately i dropped him off somewhere because i couldn't take him home to my sister's

01:15:57.480 house he's like a stray dog yeah he just dropped him off anywhere right all right the whole night

01:16:02.520 had a mysterious air to it that i can't put my finger on but as he was leaving he said i don't

01:16:07.780 know where you came from or if who said oh he said i don't know where you came from or if you're an

01:16:12.700 angel but you just saved my life tonight so to this day i can i still tear up thinking about

01:16:19.320 this encounter and i wonder if he was the angel that night all right now i wonder how many angels

01:16:24.520 i have passed up in my life it's sobering to think i don't live up to all that god calls me to

01:16:30.420 in as much as in as much as you've done to the least of my brethren you've done unto me yeah

01:16:35.100 yeah dude i had no idea in that all the time because why are angels so weird yeah just be a

01:16:41.420 normal yeah can't we just get by on me not wanting to butt fuck they always come like fear not

01:16:46.700 yeah stop why you gotta be scurry why does it have to come with the implied danger of you

01:16:51.700 stabbing me can you just be chill also what just because i don't want to get stabbed because i

01:16:56.880 spent a lot of time around homeless people and you know characters on the streets and my life

01:17:02.580 experiences taught me don't get into a car with a stranger now all of a sudden i'm on the naughty

01:17:08.520 list yeah it's like he's he wasn't good the fuck man i want to get stabbed it's a crazy way to live

01:17:15.020 yeah it's this is the kind of shit matt does though matt will do this matt will do this

01:17:19.380 well he said he drew the line he's like you keep your backpack here you want to go through his

01:17:23.220 backpack just walk out there we'll do a a box opening we want to do that so like uh the more

01:17:35.220 stuff you somebody just sent me the 3d printer which is by the way who sent uh a lot of bibles

01:17:40.640 a lot of bibles somebody sent us a lot of bibles to give away for free which is awesome

01:17:45.460 but they didn't put a name go ahead show them the bible go ahead whose bible is this i don't know

01:17:54.920 camera three it's the holy niv holy camera two nice yeah uh large print so we have these we're

01:18:04.440 gonna give them away i don't somebody just send they'd be sending stuff yeah which is great we

01:18:08.040 got a bunch of them we're gonna give them away but who the last time we gave them away they were

01:18:10.920 like what are these nephilim bibles and i heard that old bitch bitching hey hey i'm sorry hey

01:18:15.860 this used to be a christian but we were gonna do it's still a christian show i just can't stand

01:18:20.400 witches well that lady was just an old lady she wasn't a witch you never know uh if you want to

01:18:26.640 send stuff we're gonna do uh this is actually this story this is a banger story can i read the next

01:18:32.480 part you can read the next one okay chapter three number three chapter three one of my demon

01:18:37.180 possessed brothers hell yeah i'd like to preface this next story with this i have a huge family

01:18:42.620 you thought that shit was gonna go sorry i was gonna say penis uh 11 siblings all from the same

01:18:48.400 two parents dang drug abuse is rampant in my family and there's a decent amount of schizophrenia

01:18:53.440 or demonic influence and possession if you will i will i have no less than three brothers who have

01:19:01.160 addled their minds with drugs and have opened themselves up to really bad spirits this happened

01:19:06.740 probably in 2007 i was living in champagne illinois i was a new christian but still smoking

01:19:13.560 weed that's all right yeah many such cases got fixes real quick okay i was still smoking weed

01:19:20.180 god got a hold of me in a very real and personal way but i didn't magically change in all my ways

01:19:26.880 maybe maybe maybe i'll tell my testimony here too because that's a spiritual story anyway one day

01:19:34.340 out of the blue i received a random phone call on my cell phone it was my brother tim who said he

01:19:40.140 was coming through town and wanted to meet me tim had been living in paduca paduca paddock paduca

01:19:50.080 paduca kentucky that's kentucky okay you're gonna say california i was gonna say kansas

01:19:57.060 uh and i hadn't talked to him in years he was divorced into some gay new age stuff

01:20:02.960 and drop lots of acid he's quite a bit older than me because i was the second youngest he was the

01:20:10.240 fourth i'm excited to see him because it had been so long and i was full of the spirit exuberant

01:20:16.840 about where god was leading me i had been serving homeless people me and a couple of friends

01:20:21.340 essentially started preaching at a local soup kitchen and i had at the time turned my one

01:20:27.680 bedroom apartment into a shelter for about eight other homeless folks it was a wild time you're a

01:20:32.900 wild man yep yeah i mean fuck people that were homeless like to do like they like to play with

01:20:38.760 a line like this not me i'm not inviting them into my house i was homeless i say figure it out

01:20:44.260 they got a new new attitude with the man i mean i'm not saying that camping camping david and

01:20:50.760 then mask david is weird it's weird you know what my wife came to me the other day and she goes

01:20:56.580 my wife and she goes do you want me to throw this away and i said no what my gold do rag oh

01:21:04.500 oh no i still got my gold she should have threw it away she should have threw it away

01:21:10.120 yeah nah nah that's a that's like an alter ego thing my gold gold do rag red uh red dragon silk

01:21:17.020 robe yeah pistol yeah you throw that out i got it i still got it i still got that shit um what

01:21:24.100 it was a wild time when I had eight homeless

01:21:26.180 guys in my fucking room. What was your reasoning?

01:21:28.020 Because you never know?

01:21:30.660 Yeah, I mean, basically

01:21:31.920 I'm not trying to shut that spiritual

01:21:34.200 doorway yet. You never know. The Lord

01:21:36.180 has to pry that gold do-rag from my

01:21:38.040 dead fingertips. I don't want to say that.

01:21:40.040 Oh, God. No, don't do that. I'm sorry.

01:21:41.720 So I met my brother at a local Mexican restaurant

01:21:44.220 and immediately in the parking lot, it was

01:21:46.060 weird. He was in a long

01:21:47.900 flowing curta

01:21:49.920 style shirt. What's a curta?

01:21:51.700 K-U-R-T-A style shirt

01:21:54.440 I don't know we have a producer for shit like this

01:21:55.920 Come on Nancy

01:21:56.480 Produce

01:21:58.280 Oh I still got my gold sneakers

01:22:01.820 My Air Max is 96

01:22:04.000 It's like Indian style

01:22:05.720 My gold Air Max 96

01:22:08.040 Oh no bro

01:22:09.780 You white and you're wearing

01:22:10.720 Dude I tell you what

01:22:12.040 White people when they start wearing India shit

01:22:15.280 I can't stand it

01:22:18.160 I don't like it either

01:22:19.260 I'll have none of it

01:22:20.460 I mean, you can tell this is, like, very fancily woven together.

01:22:23.720 If there's one thing I can't stand.

01:22:25.080 I can't stand.

01:22:26.000 It's white people wearing India shit.

01:22:28.460 Like this guy.

01:22:29.240 Look at this motherfucker.

01:22:30.320 All right.

01:22:30.660 That might be an Indian dude.

01:22:34.120 Pakistani.

01:22:37.520 So, he was wearing a shirt.

01:22:41.580 Where was it?

01:22:42.160 Okay.

01:22:42.400 Oh, he was in a long, flowing, Curtis-style shirt.

01:22:45.940 And you could see a blue circle tattooed on his throat.

01:22:49.060 he wouldn't look me in the eyes at all

01:22:51.280 constantly averting them

01:22:52.880 but like a fool I invited him to come

01:22:55.540 and eat anyway I saw Sinners

01:22:57.520 by the way

01:22:58.060 oh yeah

01:23:00.260 so we ordered our food and tried to

01:23:03.460 catch up he still refused

01:23:05.600 I don't know man it was a

01:23:07.520 good movie but it was also

01:23:09.280 annoying okay

01:23:10.760 why are you doing this like Michael B Jordan

01:23:13.520 is a good actor David is like code switching

01:23:15.500 he's turning into something else right

01:23:17.160 because you don't recognize yourself right the max he turned into like hair david camp david

01:23:21.880 now he's mass david we got to tell faces what the hell is going on right nancy what are you

01:23:26.180 bringing up you googling shit so i saw sinners okay and michael b jordan is a good actor yeah

01:23:34.520 and yeah it was all about how white people are terrible but it was well acted

01:23:40.300 and it was filled with some interesting concepts okay and it was also you know

01:23:48.340 sprinkled with some resentment for christianity you know because it was like the white man put

01:23:53.640 the christianity on us but our real religion is the ooga boogas don't like it yeah don't care

01:24:01.080 back in the tribal times i saw hoppers it's a children's movie i love children's movies yeah

01:24:05.840 is that a bunny yeah it's good it's good about this about transhumanism i mean keep keep reading

01:24:10.600 keep reading okay he was wearing a long flowing curtis style shirt no wait i was a little beyond

01:24:16.460 that like a fool i invited him to come and eat anyway so we ordered our food and tried to catch

01:24:20.900 up he still refused eye contact and explained that he was worried that he would know too much

01:24:25.260 about me uh it's a little gay he said that spirits would read my thoughts and tell him what i was

01:24:31.800 thinking yeah that's right familiar spirits all right i'll give you that maybe doesn't that maybe

01:24:35.480 doesn't it uh even my deep thoughts i told them i had nothing to hide but they're not reading your

01:24:40.200 thoughts they're just telling you shit about you because they watch you all the time they happen to

01:24:43.280 know quite a bit about you my soul patch is itchy um i told them that i had nothing to hide i began

01:24:49.500 to tell him about finding jesus but he wouldn't even hear the name of jesus scoffing he said he

01:24:55.360 didn't need to read the bible bible because the spirits plural will go out of him read the book

01:25:00.920 and tell him what it means he wanted the spirits he liked them you got reading spirits damn that's

01:25:07.560 kind of cool we need some reading spirits i can't read we can't read that's actually pretty cool we

01:25:13.160 don't even know what's happening right now the fuck is happening what's happening who's that

01:25:16.980 that's a great looking set it really this goes this picture goes so hard super hard bro um okay so

01:25:27.220 we can't keep doing this we can do it we can do it we do whatever we want it is actually crazy

01:25:34.660 there's more people in here uh oh my god yeah then when we have a guest like they don't care

01:25:40.100 they're like i don't give a fuck about the gas yeah guys in the chat y'all gonna be by yourself

01:25:43.560 tell us about it because we're we there's a lot of viewers right now hi on patreon and

01:25:48.600 we don't have a guest is it really matter does it matter do we need a guest is this

01:25:54.040 i've heard a lot of i've heard a lot of people say that they prefer a guest list show

01:25:59.160 is that true just a two yeah yeah just the two

01:26:05.220 all right um so uh well i should have made right left then

01:26:12.740 somebody somebody screenshot that because i saw my

01:26:21.640 well i should have those white witches god damn it they got me um i should have outright left then

01:26:37.300 but i didn't tim had made a living transporting marijuana from california to pudica uh for some

01:26:44.700 time paduca that sounds like a place you'll never go to sounds like a comic book noise like podunk

01:26:50.260 like and you hit somebody and he goes

01:26:51.980 for some time

01:26:55.100 and had access to some

01:26:57.060 pretty banger weed and invited me to

01:26:59.020 smoke with him. Nice. And because I was a

01:27:01.020 stoner and totally foolish I decided to go

01:27:02.920 with him and brought him back to my apartment. I'm a little

01:27:05.020 bit concerned that among the other fucking

01:27:07.040 eight homeless people when Cole gets here

01:27:08.920 like we have to tell him like hey listen

01:27:10.300 this is a Christian show. This is a Christian show. We don't I'm not gonna be

01:27:13.060 drinking here. We don't drink. None of that.

01:27:15.120 Right. This is straight laced.

01:27:16.780 Cause Cole likes to do the thing where his eyes go like

01:27:18.800 he goes wall-eyed and he starts to drool out of the corners of his mouth you ever seen pennywise

01:27:24.160 when pennywise yeah he does a little bit when he's about to eat a kid he's his eyes go this way

01:27:28.380 well that dude has a natural walleye um the actor uh yeah i forget his name his he comes from like

01:27:35.120 a family of actors his dad was scarborough yeah his father was in the thor movies and then you

01:27:42.300 know when the marvel films and then he's got a brother and his brother's in something too um

01:27:47.720 chat is that true um the scurl bone yeah the scurl bone family how'd top beltajar grow his hair

01:27:55.600 back so quick what's that mean top beltajar oh they're asking about because yeah i feel like

01:28:01.380 you got a haircut recently but now your hair is long well no i didn't get a haircut i just put a

01:28:06.540 picture of me with short hair and people thought i cut it not the baldwin's elohim scores guard

01:28:11.060 yeah soccer yeah yeah german guy the guy who wrote the last story that's it all right let's

01:28:17.340 keep reading his father was in goodwill hunting yeah but he's also in the thor movies okay nice

01:28:21.060 uh wish i didn't have to look at uh raven's nipples sorry oh scars guard there you go thank

01:28:26.900 you fj full protruding nipples protruding nipples very disrespectful um only saving my only saving

01:28:33.620 grace was that my friend anthony happened to be napping i was your is he has a homeless dude

01:28:39.280 um happened to be napping on my couch during the visit so tim pulls out not the weed i was used to

01:28:45.100 but hash. Straight THC.

01:28:47.120 I never smoked that. I thought he was going to say K2.

01:28:49.520 Oh, shit. He's Spice Boy.

01:28:51.460 And we smoked that. Holy cow.

01:28:53.420 I've never been knocked down like that. I was a

01:28:55.080 complete mess. I got so stoned

01:28:56.920 but then a wild thing occurred.

01:28:59.420 My brother's entire demeanor change.

01:29:01.420 He went from this timid, weak

01:29:02.920 figure

01:29:03.380 to one

01:29:07.460 of total confidence and control.

01:29:09.460 That's because it wasn't him anymore.

01:29:10.640 It's that spirit.

01:29:13.480 One of my friends

01:29:14.540 that I used to hang out.

01:29:16.920 We used to go to the bars and shit together.

01:29:18.880 His name is Mike. Shout out Mike.

01:29:20.800 Hey, Mike! He's alive, probably.

01:29:23.060 When he would drink tequila

01:29:24.620 specifically, he would say

01:29:26.640 that, like, he'd be like

01:29:28.680 a ladies' man.

01:29:30.540 Okay. We're just like, now we're like, going

01:29:32.240 talking to girls and stuff. But that was when

01:29:34.180 Mikhail was out. Mikhail. Mikhail.

01:29:36.480 He called himself Mikhail. That's crazy to give

01:29:38.360 yourself an alter ego name. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:29:40.400 And not really know it. He's not like a

01:29:42.060 dude that... It's like naming yourself after like a bird

01:29:44.340 or a crustacean and and then after a while everyone would know be like oh shit mikhail's

01:29:48.120 out like yo just let him let him go because if you get in mikhail's way it could be trouble

01:29:52.740 trying to fuck these chicks he's trying to blap trying to blap mikhail but anyway so this dude

01:29:58.640 this dude timothy well whatever his brother takes on an alter ego right his posture change

01:30:03.320 as he sat in my lounge chair legs crossed hands resting comfortably on the armrests staring

01:30:09.080 directly into my eyes without breaking eye contact awkward he started telling me that i could have

01:30:13.400 the spirits in me and that they wanted to help me and all this stuff i knew it was all demonic

01:30:20.220 but my mind was so fried that i could hardly register the words before they were in my mind

01:30:25.680 as though they were passing my filters it freaked me out so i started looking for an out and i told

01:30:32.260 them i was thirsty that's your out that's your big genius hey man uh hold that thought i'm parched

01:30:38.660 I'm kind of thirsty.

01:30:39.720 I'm going to go get us both waters.

01:30:41.500 I walked over to my kitchen and on the way, tapped my Christian brother to wake him up

01:30:47.000 and just said, I love you, bro.

01:30:48.820 I'm thirsty, bro.

01:30:52.820 I said, I love you, bro.

01:30:54.360 And I went to get the waters and I started to pray.

01:30:56.600 I turned around to go back to my room.

01:30:58.740 And as I entered, my brother bolted out of the door and he said, gotta go.

01:31:02.960 Gotta go.

01:31:03.660 That's all he said.

01:31:04.360 He was gone.

01:31:05.060 Just like that.

01:31:05.700 i spoke with my friend who said he'd been awake the whole time and was praying i didn't see my

01:31:11.960 brother again for years he is still enamored with the evil spirits even though his life is a train

01:31:18.920 wreck with a wake of utter destruction he's only wise in his own eyes and the demons have him

01:31:26.860 blinded many such cases did you hear that one danielle you fat bitch stop hey hey

01:31:35.320 all right let's dance damn that's not my wife which way yeah what would she be named in here

01:31:43.920 my wife is never in the chat she doesn't watch this horseshit show my wife is sometimes in the

01:31:47.900 chat she has to go by code names because everybody makes uh my wife names so i think

01:31:54.200 mad ass my wife it's i can't we can't say my wife but and it's like i don't want to dox her

01:31:59.840 my wife my wife matt asked he's like oh did you see that episode i think the one very funny the

01:32:05.700 charter school episode which i don't think we ever aired no that was only to the patreon that's a

01:32:09.200 patreon only that's actually a patreon honestly yeah it's a very funny episode worth the price

01:32:16.260 it's a very funny episode yeah yeah damn um we were talking about so he's like oh did you see

01:32:21.460 that episode and she's like no and he's like do you watch the show and she and then she like

01:32:24.400 stumbled she was all stumbled she's like oh shit well you know something i don't really have that

01:32:27.360 much time she used to watch tower gang though right she would watch tower gang that's funny

01:32:31.620 which is strange she's a she's a bad person it's crazy bro what the hell she would yeah she would

01:32:39.240 watch that yeah yeah that's strange yeah she's like i don't watch this show this show sucks what

01:32:43.340 are you guys reading stories i get it you're playing music you're wearing masks what y'all

01:32:46.260 doing it's getting hot in this max no no no no leave it leave it you committed i'm sweating i

01:32:52.600 know we're gonna make cole wear this and not tell him how it's filled with sweat this is probably

01:32:58.100 the only time i've worn this story number four yo obedience and communion this one doesn't sound

01:33:03.420 as good all right i think we're going downhill he said we're starting high going low all right

01:33:07.360 i'm gonna read the next one after this okay damn is it good no it is good you all right fine

01:33:13.640 story number four this is number three no this is number four oh he just put number four twice

01:33:20.980 He doesn't know numbers

01:33:21.840 Are you sure?

01:33:22.340 No he put the number four twice

01:33:23.740 The next one is number five

01:33:24.760 But he

01:33:25.000 You know what?

01:33:26.660 I'm not reading any of this

01:33:27.640 Come on

01:33:28.160 Get your numbers right

01:33:29.100 Is this Paul?

01:33:30.180 Paul

01:33:30.500 Paul you retard

01:33:31.780 Paul

01:33:32.240 Cobb

01:33:33.940 Blam

01:33:34.700 Wahlberg

01:33:35.480 What's his name?

01:33:37.100 Walnut salad

01:33:37.880 Kakarot

01:33:38.340 Carrot

01:33:39.280 This is a cool one

01:33:41.140 As I was young in my faith

01:33:43.780 I didn't just

01:33:44.220 What was that about?

01:33:45.740 What was that for?

01:33:46.780 Get a little spasm sometimes

01:33:47.680 Why did you just shake for?

01:33:48.940 It's a little spasm

01:33:49.500 You're right

01:33:49.940 David's not doing

01:33:50.920 good i always got a little spasm he just shook he just said yeah that's my wife she in the chat

01:33:56.360 i got a little spasm sometimes text messaging uh i was young in my faith i didn't i i didn't

01:34:09.080 just buy whatever church is taught being raised jehovah's witness i had to unravel a lot of

01:34:13.980 doctrines that i carried with me communion being one oh that's interesting i don't know what do

01:34:17.960 they do communion i mean yeah everybody remembers jesus right jw's do a communion ceremony one time

01:34:24.740 a year during their only holiday oh the memorial yeah called a service called the memorial yeah i

01:34:32.400 mean you know what he did he did communion once like it was during uh passover i suppose yeah i

01:34:37.440 feel like i've done communion at every lunch like every month yeah all the time i've eaten a lot of

01:34:42.340 carbohydrates just because of that place yeah take the cracker drink the juice take the cracker drink

01:34:46.180 to juice yeah listen to the guy talk about it i'm getting real tired of it get real tired of

01:34:52.640 blessing israel i'm blessing israel so much and look what happens yeah their president's dead

01:34:58.680 maybe we should stop i don't think well maybe that's what happens and it's getting weird out

01:35:03.180 there i don't know you bless him and he dies oh i've been blessed oh no i'm not saying maybe

01:35:10.960 maybe that blesses it maybe i don't know so it's called the memorial it's commemorating the night

01:35:15.260 of jesus's death they do this by passing unleavened bread and wine around but no one partakes of it

01:35:21.060 you only get to partake of it if you're one of the 144 000 this is such a significant symbol to

01:35:27.780 me now that i know now that i know christ he says that if you do not eat his flesh and drink his

01:35:33.000 blood you cannot enter into his kingdom that's that's that's messed up this is the same thing

01:35:37.240 where when you want to get as a jehovah's witness you will never get this i don't know if this is

01:35:41.080 common practice but as a jehovah's witness um i know that at my wife's kingdom halls

01:35:48.720 they had to be approved for like if you wanted to get baptized you made the decision

01:35:54.920 a council needs to approve you there's a king this guy get wet like are we sure that he was

01:35:59.760 not gonna turn into a gremlin just stay in the i'm gonna get in the pup you know what i'm saying

01:36:03.920 like it just seems crazy that you get to be the deciding factor in that and and and i think uh

01:36:09.620 it was like one person voted against

01:36:12.040 my wife getting baptized.

01:36:14.180 My wife.

01:36:15.280 And the rest said, yeah.

01:36:17.200 Also, that's why she was never baptized.

01:36:19.080 No, she was baptized.

01:36:20.240 And then she had to be like,

01:36:21.180 oh, shit, got to get delivered.

01:36:23.480 Oh, I see.

01:36:24.320 I ain't baptized no more.

01:36:25.580 And then she had to get re-baptized.

01:36:27.060 Yeah, and then you got baptized in this church.

01:36:28.840 In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

01:36:31.120 Right.

01:36:31.500 And then you stopped going.

01:36:33.100 I have.

01:36:34.200 I have.

01:36:36.080 I have.

01:36:37.400 I have quit.

01:36:38.420 i have quit the church i have ceased going i will might be and you know it depends because like this

01:36:43.620 this sunday i was gonna go um but you said who's preaching today no uh jack was a little bit sick

01:36:49.520 he had uh the diarrhea's and it was uh multi-colored so you know and then my and my wife

01:36:55.240 gets a little bit you know frantic she's like oh no he's got diarrhea's and he's got he's running

01:36:58.980 a fever yeah it's like 101 and me i hear that and i go fucking yeah let him rest yeah and then but

01:37:05.620 her she's like should we get him antibiotics we make a doctor's appointment like let him fucking

01:37:09.000 just let him do this stuff he's gonna sweat he's gonna shit his brains out he dies yeah yes and

01:37:13.940 then we'll just get another we'll make another one no big deal no big deal all right let's keep

01:37:19.180 let's keep this reading anyway and uh here they pass right before you year after year you never

01:37:25.340 partake it's so tragic anyway as a new believer i didn't assume any doctrine to be true and i was

01:37:30.400 skeptical all the time and i wanted to know straight from the scriptures how we get certain

01:37:35.020 doctrines this is why i'm loving your recently defunct show straight bible with me that's a lot

01:37:42.520 of t's an appropriate amount of t's though anyway communion was always super serious to me and i was

01:37:48.960 afraid to take it even after i received christ and was baptized i would discuss it and even

01:37:54.760 felt the tugging from the holy spirit to take uh but i was reluctant wait why are you reluctant

01:38:01.080 It's just bread, baby boy.

01:38:02.900 Yeah, I don't know.

01:38:03.520 I guess he had that hold up.

01:38:04.740 It was just a mental block, and I didn't have a good rational reason for it.

01:38:08.860 One night, as I'm sitting on the couch, I drifted off while in a sitting position and started dreaming.

01:38:16.300 I got to dream.

01:38:18.780 There it is.

01:38:19.380 It was the spooky dreams.

01:38:20.500 Spooky dreams.

01:38:23.420 I was kneeling before a small round table praying.

01:38:27.040 On the table was a loaf of bread and a cup of wine.

01:38:29.180 I finish praying

01:38:30.560 not sure what the prayer was now

01:38:32.160 perhaps of thanksgiving

01:38:33.560 perhaps

01:38:34.180 mayhaps

01:38:36.800 god I fucking hate that guy

01:38:39.840 I'm sorry

01:38:40.360 no don't be sorry

01:38:41.080 no no cause you're making me

01:38:42.720 you're bringing me back

01:38:44.240 you're bringing

01:38:45.040 yeah

01:38:45.420 you're making me feel that way again

01:38:47.080 I just don't

01:38:48.820 I didn't do it

01:38:49.600 is it the max

01:38:51.100 it's the word

01:38:51.720 it's the word now

01:38:53.220 the whole word

01:38:53.800 oh perhaps

01:38:54.360 words

01:38:55.300 hats

01:38:55.920 whips

01:38:56.540 yeah

01:38:57.120 large stones

01:38:58.220 we got them

01:38:58.760 megalithic structures what i'm gonna do with this whip now anytime somebody says anything

01:39:02.380 about a spiritual realm i just i'm like i'm losing it dog all right keep the story going

01:39:07.680 so uh he partook of the bread and wine immediately felt jesus which i knew by

01:39:15.100 intuition was him did he have glowing glowing blue eyes i was pleiadian jesus i grabbed my spirit

01:39:20.880 and he grabbed my spirit and pulled me up out of my body so that i was looking down at myself at

01:39:25.980 the table the feeling was so euphoric that it's hard to compare i was beyond orgasmic sorry to go

01:39:32.220 there damn you nasty as hell it wasn't a sexual thing okay then why you come i guess it's like

01:39:39.140 why is it so wet nasty the feeling though was physically unbearable and it jarred me out of my

01:39:44.380 sleep i've never experienced anything else like this this i believe was god telling me to partake

01:39:50.020 No magic happened from taking communion

01:39:52.300 But there is a humility of spirit

01:39:54.600 In sharing one loaf

01:39:56.260 With the entire body of believers

01:39:57.860 No one is better than the other

01:40:00.340 Because we almost partake of the sacrifice

01:40:02.200 Or we remain cursed

01:40:03.600 It's not about what we deserve

01:40:05.480 But what we need to be saved

01:40:07.380 Because no one deserves salvation

01:40:08.980 That's an interesting whole thing

01:40:10.940 Nice, it's a crazy thing with the JWs

01:40:13.340 Where they're like, just look at the bread

01:40:14.480 Spoil the bread

01:40:15.520 Who eats the bread? The birds?

01:40:17.080 i don't know but it is crazy that the whole thing is predicated on being the 144 000 but if you look

01:40:22.740 at how many jehovah's witnesses there are there's a lot more so many so many a lot of competition

01:40:27.280 yeah so it's kind of like you'd imagine that they would be uh like like out buying each other for

01:40:32.380 who's gonna get in right like like doing tricks and shit i don't know well they do they get real

01:40:37.000 tricky get real tricky yeah that's it and it turns into like uh fashion you know it's tricky

01:40:43.740 to rock around to rock around it's right on time it reminds me of uh white chicks it reminds me of

01:40:49.300 the n64 video game like sxw hell yeah the soundtracks from that game from tony hawk's

01:40:59.500 pro skater one and two and from matt hoffman's pro bmx was uh crazy there was great soundtracks

01:41:06.200 you know who i really can't stand green day green day so gay i saw a picture of green day

01:41:11.560 the guy from green day and uh that other comedian and it said uh this is like your modern subaru

01:41:17.740 owners and then i looked out my window and i was like fuck i own two subarus you're lesbian now my

01:41:22.780 lesbian lesbian well no you know what it is because i was going back and i was listening to a couple

01:41:27.700 of green day albums and you know there was a time in my life where those were really instrumental in

01:41:32.380 my development as a young uh teenager and and i'm listening to the messaging and a lot of it is like

01:41:38.760 get out and burn your fucking cities down and i'm like oh that's funny i mean even the music is

01:41:43.620 pretty shit actually it's not even just that though they there's this line that they cross

01:41:49.140 where it's like it goes from talking about it to almost kind of glorifying and romanticizing

01:41:54.480 suicide and there's a character that he creates which is for his play this character saint jimmy

01:42:00.480 and saint jimmy is the patron saint of like suicide and a couple of other things yeah yeah

01:42:06.340 and then he really rails against which i like you know on one hand it's like i understand what

01:42:10.380 you're saying the jesus of suburbia right which is like what is that like that song 501c3 jesus

01:42:15.180 right where it's like he's not uh it's almost like hippie jesus like i get that you're railing

01:42:21.380 against that but he's not giving you an alternative that's a biblically accurate christ he's painting

01:42:26.640 that as the he's killing that straw man yeah and then he's and he's parading it around he goes look

01:42:31.720 i got a patron saint for you the patron saint of suicide i want to say shout out to this guy

01:42:36.100 father calvin robinson this dude uh calvin damn he's got a lot of followers they got a job half

01:42:41.560 a million followers um he he posted a video recently but he yeah this one right here talking

01:42:47.420 about frequency mattering oh that's fascinating yeah so he's talking to this guy uh

01:42:52.180 webin oh that is webin okay yeah yeah he's talking about when they altered it from 432 to 440 and he

01:42:59.040 kind of as he's as he's explaining i can tell he doesn't he doesn't know all the ins and outs of

01:43:03.300 frequency i'm like man i really have to get on that because there's so much more to extrapolate

01:43:07.180 on when you're talking about frequency worship why this is dangerous and so he's he's just saying

01:43:12.780 that that it is a harmful frequency and and it was changed in i think like the the 30s or something

01:43:18.000 like that and joseph gobbels actually had something to do with this so there were there was a council

01:43:23.180 that did it but it's just very interesting but when you listen to the music that is coming from

01:43:27.900 green day yeah and then you actually break it down it's a hypnotic it's hot dog shit it's it's

01:43:33.680 it's hot dog shit yeah yeah it's it's actually like money chords but i'll explain this to you

01:43:39.760 uh when you play a chord there's going to be three notes in it and if it's a little bit more complex

01:43:43.520 you can have four or five four notes five notes a minor seven to make it like flavored in a way so

01:43:49.360 that way you have like a like a melody that you could play with and shit like this that kind of

01:43:55.540 music is playing instead of a three chord melody like uh i don't know c e g would make up a c

01:44:01.480 chord okay it's just going to play a c and a g that's it so it's like it's eliminating the the

01:44:06.220 middle minor three and it's just the two what's the point of making it so simple i think i think

01:44:13.020 you start to obfuscate obfuscate i'll allow it whether the chord is a major chord or a minor

01:44:21.680 chord and you're just implying so like if it's a major if you're playing in the scale of c

01:44:26.420 then the major chords have to be one four five but if you're not playing that middle note that

01:44:32.100 indicates if it's a major chord that doesn't make no sense if you're not playing that middle note

01:44:35.880 that indicates that it's major or minor it's just kind of open to interpretation and can float

01:44:40.520 anywhere but they stay within those confounds and it's just weird but that's what it is that affects

01:44:45.120 like the relatability of a song so so a lot of music i find is like you might make lyrics for a

01:44:52.560 song to tell like a story but if that story is too unique not enough people can see themselves

01:44:59.660 in the lyrics and so it doesn't become a banger the ones that are more popular i've noticed are

01:45:05.780 often very wide open for interpretation general very general so that everybody can see themselves

01:45:11.960 because there's something about music where we want to see ourselves in the song i want this

01:45:15.460 song to be about i wanted to sing the story of my life yeah but if it's too particular then too

01:45:20.220 many details don't line up with my life but if you make it real vague and real open to interpretation

01:45:25.280 on a lyrical aspect i can understand that but what about in a musical aspect is there something

01:45:29.900 about leaving it so open that it it becomes i don't know part like because music is hypnosis

01:45:36.560 yeah at the end of the day and maybe it's the same thing if it's too specific it doesn't resonate

01:45:41.860 with enough people but the more open it is the more it resonates with a wider group of people

01:45:48.100 for me yeah i think the openness of a song uh like the key the the idea of leaving that open

01:45:54.060 is if in your brain maybe people aren't realizing it but you might extrapolate some of the notes that

01:45:59.200 would belong within this key but they're also it's it's like a it's like letting you fill in

01:46:03.920 yeah but people aren't necessarily even doing that it's almost like this post-modern idea of

01:46:08.000 like yeah go whichever fucking way you want but it's like no there are rules interesting there's

01:46:11.300 rules to this thing and and i need to know where you are and i and explain it to me paint it out

01:46:16.520 because that's like what we had foundering on and he's talking about like music used to be

01:46:19.800 storytelling and in the music there was like you know a climax and a you know uh what's a

01:46:25.620 consolidation or whatever you would call an ending but now it's a hypnotic closed loop so it gives

01:46:31.300 the feeling of travel whatever the fuck that means in music i don't quite understand it's not even

01:46:35.180 travel it's like so or the feeling of a journey or something like that yeah it's like a chord

01:46:39.340 progression that will cycle over and over so like yeah so that keeps you in a loop the chords not

01:46:44.460 only keep you in this loop but now they've simplified the loop loops are dangerous strange

01:46:48.960 loops are dangerous i don't know is is it a form of uh is it a form of that like c5 stuff where

01:46:54.620 they're playing oh that's interesting if they're playing you the the two frequencies and you're

01:46:58.360 making up this third in your head is that what that well let's say it is a form of hypnosis and

01:47:02.780 and maybe it's a c5 thing i don't know but look at what happens to our generation as we go forward

01:47:09.160 so we go out into the streets like a bunch of fucking idiots and we burn down our own cities

01:47:13.960 because we're mad about black people i don't even know and the way that we're gonna do what are we

01:47:19.960 mad about today the way we're gonna do this is we're gonna burn down our own you know what's

01:47:24.260 really funny about that too i was trying to explain this to my son like punk rock used to

01:47:27.180 be anti-establishment anti-corporation anti-bank right whatever the status quo was that's what

01:47:31.580 punk rock was against and what's really fascinating is they set this thing this idea of like rioting

01:47:36.820 and burning down our cities was the messaging that we got we then would later on go on to

01:47:42.140 burn down our own cities destroying what the mom and pop shops while the status quo gets to come

01:47:47.880 in and buy the land on the cheap because it's all torched and fucked up so who gets to move in the

01:47:52.900 corporations and the banks walmart gets to eliminate all the competition because we burned down the

01:47:58.500 jewish you know uh sandwich shop and we burned down the laundromat we burned down all that shit

01:48:03.800 because black people i don't know what the fuck the reason was we don't know what the reason was

01:48:07.080 but it's hilarious because all we did was make way for the status quo to get its you know claws

01:48:12.120 deeper into it's hilarious is that irony i don't know i'm stuck on the alanis morissette definition

01:48:17.720 of irony i'm not too sure i understand the word i don't know it's irony or if it's just what

01:48:20.880 happens you go fuck the status quo and then you go burn down your own cities so that the status

01:48:26.920 quo can buy land on the cheap it's not it's not irony it's uh what's the word it's a method it's a

01:48:34.540 a calculation and you would do it again yeah you just play the song you play the song for the people

01:48:39.440 but all right let's finish this up all right okay are we going to the next one i want to read this

01:48:43.120 one because it's cooler okay sleep paralysis with lilith to five because this guy he doesn't know

01:48:47.840 the stuff sleep paralysis with lilith yikes is yikes okay um i have quite a few of these stories

01:48:56.340 i hope they're interesting my life has just been an amazing adventure i try to rank these in terms

01:49:01.220 of interesting value for storytelling but this one is right up there and it was 2008 i was living in

01:49:07.940 a tacoma oh no i was living in tacoma which is more spacious than a tacoma i was living in tacoma

01:49:14.380 washington i should have fucking read that uh working at a now closed hippie coffee shop called

01:49:19.220 one heart cafe yeah yeah very gay how many uh trans baristas did you have here at the

01:49:26.280 standard coffee shop we have zero uh trans baristas uh we have also no lesbian baristas

01:49:32.200 well not that we know of not that we know of it's probably one of the more demonic places i could

01:49:36.880 have worked but i applied to a bunch of places and this is where god opened the door i used to

01:49:42.620 walk to work about a mile and i'd pass to a park where sometimes you'd get street people hanging

01:49:47.000 out street people uh-huh just say the word say neighbors neighbors neighbors very nice people

01:49:55.640 neighbors street neighbors uh where was i here uh what's happening

01:50:03.000 nancy don't press that button what's the matter with you

01:50:07.480 one less can of cat food um you gave me that button who no we didn't give you that button

01:50:14.020 you gave her that but all right it was it wasn't we it was he uh i spent a lot of time with homeless

01:50:20.200 folks so when i chanced across this lady think the bird lady from home alone too who was very

01:50:26.380 disturbed and agitated i approached her because i'm an idiot that's what he said piers morgan

01:50:31.640 right oh yeah piers morgan does look like the bird lady it's crazy it's almost a one-to-one

01:50:35.860 it is i'm still upset that he gets to have a place at the table yeah i mean you know whatever

01:50:41.580 he remade himself i guess i just thought about pulling out my pistol and threatening him

01:50:45.320 and i thought actually that would probably go really bad so you know i still have some faculties

01:50:51.220 about me uh no for real it was out of compassion the light of jesus is meant to be shined into

01:50:56.620 dark places whoa what is that i promised to her 3 000 years ago that's crazy come on what are you

01:51:03.400 doing all right uh the light of jesus is meant to be shined into dark places all right don't put

01:51:09.000 that on the screen uh this lady tells me she's arguing with a lilith at the time i had no clue

01:51:16.620 about lilith but could tell it was spiritual i asked her who lilith was she told me it was an

01:51:21.240 evil spirit that tormented people all over tacoma yeah the whole world baby inside of her tacoma uh

01:51:27.500 i told her that i wanted to pray for her and she said uh she would like that i ever tell you about

01:51:31.820 the lady that grew the potato inside of her tacoma no you hear that one no is it just from

01:51:38.080 unwashed Tacoma

01:51:39.820 she put a potato in there

01:51:41.600 for whatever reason

01:51:43.620 this is a nursing story from

01:51:45.300 oh okay

01:51:46.980 she put it in there

01:51:48.600 couldn't get it out because it fused to the walls

01:51:51.320 to the lining of her

01:51:53.780 vagina but apparently

01:51:55.280 wait what I thought you said Tacoma

01:51:56.900 yeah her Tacoma

01:51:58.000 which one

01:51:59.480 her Corona

01:52:02.400 you calling her vagina her Tacoma

01:52:04.640 yeah

01:52:05.780 A spacious, mid-sized pickup truck?

01:52:10.040 Yeah.

01:52:10.500 Cozy.

01:52:11.040 Damn.

01:52:11.720 Some would say.

01:52:12.380 Yeah, that's what she did.

01:52:13.860 She put that in there.

01:52:16.140 It's actually the perfect condition.

01:52:17.500 She put a potato in there.

01:52:18.740 Yeah, perfect condition to grow a potato.

01:52:20.460 Oh, it's hot.

01:52:21.540 Yeah, it's moist.

01:52:22.880 Moist.

01:52:23.420 Damp.

01:52:24.220 Dark.

01:52:24.940 Like underground.

01:52:25.800 Sure.

01:52:26.260 Getting a lot of liquids.

01:52:27.600 But causing her a lot of strife.

01:52:29.640 Well, you know.

01:52:31.820 Had to go to the ER to get it removed.

01:52:33.260 The ER.

01:52:34.460 The ER.

01:52:35.100 We'll be seeing.

01:52:35.560 I hope he comes.

01:52:36.480 Oh, let me tell you about this guy.

01:52:37.680 Yeah.

01:52:38.280 I didn't say about what Toad said.

01:52:40.000 What did he say?

01:52:40.900 Let's just read it.

01:52:41.660 Okay.

01:52:42.660 We'll read it.

01:52:43.180 Oh, when you axed him?

01:52:45.100 I axed him.

01:52:45.860 Yeah, to come on Tower Gang.

01:52:48.860 Well, come on.

01:52:50.200 Whatever this is.

01:52:51.000 He's going to come.

01:52:51.720 I said, it's probably about nine o'clock.

01:52:53.300 Yeah.

01:52:53.640 If you can't, no big deal.

01:52:54.920 Another time.

01:52:56.200 And I said, any chance you can get a flight here for tomorrow?

01:52:58.640 Can't go.

01:52:59.680 Can't do it.

01:53:00.260 Then he says to me, I can jump in remotely.

01:53:02.800 we are losers at 10 p.m though what does that mean we are the legion of skanks after party

01:53:09.540 oh bro by the way i did shed a tear when i watched lewis j gomez cry like a faggot i know me too

01:53:17.180 dude i got i was like oh no he's talking about losers they do a show called loser cast

01:53:21.940 okay with leighton and some other people oh what and he says uh this is much more important tyler

01:53:29.980 says i'll join tyler's a real real ass dude okay toad says same but i have a hard out at 10

01:53:36.380 and then unacceptable tyler goes i'd pick this show over late yeah it's crazy toad what do we

01:53:44.080 and i don't mean to be no not not about oh you know not being pushed but we're getting we're

01:53:49.820 getting the gang back together partially sure yeah sure might even invite jose yeah and you're

01:53:55.340 saying you have a hard out at 10 well he's putting his his eggs in a basket that's gonna this is

01:54:00.160 gonna be a second there's gonna be another episode and i don't know what to go far no i'm just playing

01:54:04.860 it's fine i know what i mean it's like come on toad like no offense to i i like like you know

01:54:09.000 i like the other guys in the show but toad you're elevated status you're above this you keep on

01:54:13.780 kang you keep on going below like when when he got uh he lost his job the first show he did was

01:54:19.700 some libertarian show i remember 30 followers were like what are you doing she had tits

01:54:25.340 That was it. I don't understand it. No, I understand it.

01:54:27.360 It's tits. I don't think so. No, you don't think

01:54:29.460 so? Well, Leighton has tits.

01:54:31.200 Touche. I don't think they lactating, though.

01:54:33.480 But yeah, I didn't say much back to him. I'm just

01:54:35.360 like, hey, that's pretty cool.

01:54:37.820 Whatever.

01:54:39.120 Come or don't, Toad.

01:54:41.120 Because I'm just not doing this with you right now. I'm not going to argue

01:54:43.200 with you and let you know that my show

01:54:45.260 is more important. But my show is more important.

01:54:48.660 Well, guys,

01:54:49.680 reach out to Toad.

01:54:51.120 Put some pressure on him. Keep reading.

01:54:52.500 uh so young and foolish me i didn't have i don't remember what the hell i'm talking about so she

01:54:58.100 said uh she wanted her to pray for him and she would like that he goes but young and foolish me

01:55:02.140 i didn't have much time to get to work i decided to pray for her later instead of right there with

01:55:07.020 her this is something that i regret because i didn't take time to share the gospel or get to

01:55:11.880 know her instead i went to work at this satanic coffee shop i said a quick prayer on my way to

01:55:17.080 work but promptly forgot the interaction the following day i was home spending time with god

01:55:21.520 And I remembered her and prayed for her

01:55:23.700 And against that evil spirit

01:55:25.140 Tormenting her

01:55:27.440 And all the people inside that little tiny Tacoma

01:55:30.080 And I really went after

01:55:32.200 That spirit in my prayer

01:55:33.680 A little later on that day

01:55:36.340 I took a nap on the couch

01:55:37.460 While asleep I had a dream

01:55:39.300 Cue the music

01:55:41.060 I can't

01:55:43.220 Do the fucking music

01:55:44.300 Hell yeah

01:55:47.040 He just said cue the music

01:55:49.260 I was standing on this stone bridge

01:55:51.940 Surrounded by a sort of void sky

01:55:54.360 There was lightning and thunder

01:55:56.120 In the distance and it was somewhat

01:55:58.120 Muted I looked over and there was a woman

01:56:00.220 Standing looking at me with rage

01:56:02.180 I don't remember exactly what

01:56:04.120 She looked like now but I knew

01:56:06.260 This was the evil spirit I prayed

01:56:08.120 Against and she had

01:56:10.120 Me in sleep paralysis

01:56:11.380 Choking me out not sexy

01:56:14.440 I couldn't breathe

01:56:15.860 I can't breathe

01:56:18.360 I can't breathe and I couldn't.

01:56:20.380 Her knee was on my neck and the speed ball was lodged in my throat.

01:56:24.500 And the $20 bill was strangling me.

01:56:28.500 I was just buying a Lucy.

01:56:29.980 Where is it?

01:56:30.680 Okay, so I couldn't breathe and I couldn't speak.

01:56:34.220 I mouthed for Jesus to help me and eventually could speak weakly.

01:56:38.260 The moment I broke free in my dream, I woke up on the couch.

01:56:41.420 Awake, lying on the couch.

01:56:43.580 I was again attacked by the same paralysis without being able to breathe.

01:56:46.700 in the same way i struggled to cry out for jesus but then i was finally able to in the mighty name

01:56:52.720 of jesus uh so i could feel the spirit next to the couch as though she were looming over my head

01:57:02.780 strangely it seemed feminine and i could i could okay i could feel its wrath i almost said i could

01:57:10.140 smell i don't know why he did he did call out for jesus right he did call out for jesus in the mighty

01:57:15.920 In the name of Jesus.

01:57:23.960 I need to get a pet ostrich.

01:57:25.860 How much do you think they cost?

01:57:26.680 You know you could ride them?

01:57:27.940 You could ride them?

01:57:28.600 Yeah.

01:57:29.100 People ride ostriches all the time.

01:57:31.300 It's not like a rodeo, but they have man-on-ostrich races.

01:57:36.340 Can you control it, or is it just one of the things where, like, stay on?

01:57:38.860 It's a free spirit.

01:57:39.640 Just a free spirit.

01:57:41.080 It's a free spirit.

01:57:42.980 Can't be controlled.

01:57:43.840 let's finish this story because i gotta piss i'm sweating in this fucking okay so uh i struggled

01:57:50.900 to cry i could feel its wrath i know that's subjective subjective but that is what i felt

01:57:56.120 wrath as soon as i started crying out for jesus the spirit left i got up and immediately began

01:58:00.440 praying ever more against the spirit i do not think it was lilith i think it was a spirit

01:58:06.060 wanting to be thought of as such i think many such cases there's a lot of things that want

01:58:10.900 you to believe that they are some greater you know ooga booga than what they actually are yeah

01:58:16.880 yeah they look up to love they do they want to be that's the thing since these things are like

01:58:22.300 localities yeah they can't be everywhere they can't be every but they can be uh copied that's

01:58:26.920 like my my wife she said something recently where she's just like these buttons suck i think

01:58:31.760 something's been following us and i go no nothing's following us we just attract a thing like

01:58:37.280 something sees us and wants access but they're not omnipresent he's got that face i suppose it's

01:58:43.740 got one of them faces you know so but but that's what it is it's like you everywhere you go

01:58:48.360 there's a thing there but it's not the same thing that was in the previous state or some stuff like

01:58:53.820 that you know um and it doesn't care to differentiate you might just feel like oh it's

01:58:58.080 the same shit like it's not the same shit i don't think it's the same shit i think it's just

01:59:00.800 weak bitch ass spirits

01:59:03.160 trying constantly

01:59:04.780 and you know I think

01:59:06.680 maybe if you make fun of witches

01:59:08.560 and you make memes about beating the shit

01:59:11.020 out of Chris Bledsoe's

01:59:13.400 The Lady did you see that when I posted

01:59:14.760 there's probably a thing on you

01:59:16.620 in the spiritual realm which may or may not exist

01:59:19.260 that glows a little bit because

01:59:20.780 you've already interacted with it

01:59:22.620 well you've interacted with it

01:59:24.560 you've cast it off

01:59:25.760 it's a banger

01:59:55.760 It is a banger.

01:59:56.500 Yo, we got our fifth camera back.

01:59:57.740 Oh, wait, that's right.

01:59:58.480 Never mind.

01:59:59.200 No, that's an ostrich, David.

02:00:03.480 Oh, shit, it's our fifth camera.

02:00:05.280 That's a large bird.

02:00:06.660 Nancy, ostrich camp.

02:00:07.960 Nancy!

02:00:09.260 We do need an ostrich.

02:00:10.980 I need my big bird.

02:00:12.540 Honestly, I might get into...

02:00:14.000 We got Mason.

02:00:16.840 She's a big bird.

02:00:17.840 This ostrich is dressed like that lady at the church, though.

02:00:19.860 The one that be dancing.

02:00:20.640 This looks just like the lady that had that baby.

02:00:22.440 The baby punched me in the face.

02:00:24.640 All right, Blaine.

02:00:25.760 uh all right so what then we're almost done with this i think uh i started crying for jesus

02:00:31.220 um i don't think it was lilith i think it wanted to be thought of as such but i learned a valuable

02:00:35.620 lesson about demons that i didn't understand the demon must have known that i would pray against

02:00:40.460 what's the name of this guy paul paul paul almost called him charles and then carl he didn't say

02:00:47.580 his name oh fuck all right oh um you bring out the worst in us man who this guy paul paul yeah

02:00:54.540 Paul C?

02:00:56.000 Yeah.

02:00:56.720 The demon must have known I would pray against it.

02:00:59.360 It must have known it would not have victory over me.

02:01:02.740 Why would it attack me after I had already prayed against it

02:01:05.000 and obviously disrupted its work in the spirit?

02:01:07.400 It was rage, pure, unbridled, uncontrolled emotions.

02:01:11.960 Yeah, I've seen some shit like that.

02:01:13.360 The spirit lacked self-control.

02:01:14.780 If it had, it would have been better off ignoring me

02:01:17.720 rather than provoking me that my prayers were effective

02:01:20.600 in thwarting its work.

02:01:22.420 Many such cases.

02:01:23.440 Many such cases.

02:01:24.540 In all the crafty deception of demons, they are subjected and swayed by the same things they use to tempt humans.

02:01:33.400 Good point.

02:01:34.340 This was an incredible thing God revealed to me that day.

02:01:39.040 These are some good stories.

02:01:40.300 There's some good stories, Paul.

02:01:42.080 Palsy.

02:01:43.140 Palsy.

02:01:44.140 Palsy.

02:01:44.680 Several palsy.

02:01:45.760 I got several palsy.

02:01:47.580 I got several palsy stories.

02:01:49.740 I like this.

02:01:50.560 Pretty good, man.

02:01:51.080 We'll come back to this.

02:01:52.000 yeah we got

02:01:54.360 what do we have today what time is it

02:01:56.380 damn it's been two hours it's been two hours

02:01:58.320 what do we have though this week

02:02:00.600 telling the people anything

02:02:02.080 yeah we can tell them what we got real quick

02:02:03.780 I thought you pulled your gun I'm like shit man

02:02:05.280 I'll let you know what I got

02:02:06.800 hold on a second so oh we have some tomorrow

02:02:09.860 we got an early show tomorrow something else tomorrow

02:02:11.460 but on Thursday maybe on Thursday

02:02:13.900 we'll run it back with some Chronicles

02:02:15.140 we got two things tomorrow okay

02:02:16.440 we got Brandon McGuire at 9am tomorrow

02:02:19.920 and then we got Seth

02:02:21.480 kick lighter at 1 30 and then on thursday we might have a thing and friday we got to reschedule

02:02:29.600 those things because i got to go get my cat's pussy chopped up perfect guys we will see you

02:02:34.200 later and until then don't forget to watch this fucking video see ya

02:02:51.480 They bred with daughters of men

02:02:59.480 And they will do it again

02:03:03.480 The end is written in the book

02:03:07.480 In the pages they foreseen

02:03:11.480 That's why

02:03:13.480 That's why

02:03:17.480 Death Squad

02:03:22.060 Death Squad

02:03:26.160 Devil up Death Squad

02:03:35.440 When the last trumpet sounds

02:03:37.520 And the heaven

Nephilim Death Squad - March 26, 2026

My New Age Brother ｜ NDS Chronicles

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