Nephilim Death Squad - June 04, 2024


Neph 2 America Live Q&A w⧸ Towergang Cole


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 9 minutes

Words per Minute

216.44644

Word Count

28,077

Sentence Count

1,231

Misogynist Sentences

126

Hate Speech Sentences

277


Summary

In this episode of Nod to America, your cultural commentary for the end of days, Top Lobster, the father of disinformation, Cole Gay, joins us to talk about what's going on in the world and why it's all our own damn fault.


Transcript

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00:01:20.180 That's R-A-K-U-T-E-N dot C-A.
00:01:25.140 We are being hypnotized by people like this.
00:01:31.340 Newsreaders, politicians, teachers, lecturers.
00:01:35.520 We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people.
00:01:44.460 The chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely ridiculous.
00:01:50.400 Oh yeah, dude.
00:01:51.540 There's some Nephilim shit.
00:01:52.740 It's like we all know it's going down, but no one's saying shit what happened to the home of the brave.
00:01:59.080 They control this now, and no one's talking about how they made us not to be slaves.
00:02:03.720 And everybody's just walking around, heading to clouds, and won't awaken to a dead in the grave.
00:02:08.940 But then it's too late, we need to be ready to raise up.
00:02:11.800 Welcome to the end of the day.
00:02:15.680 Can't wait to turn the top of this good internet.
00:02:18.480 Yep.
00:02:18.920 All right, we're good.
00:02:23.420 It's in, we're up.
00:02:24.320 Okay.
00:02:24.420 Let's fucking go.
00:02:25.460 Welcome back, Infidel and Goyim, to another episode of Neph to America, your cultural commentary for the end of days.
00:02:34.120 I am David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven.
00:02:38.020 That is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.
00:02:41.800 And joining us today is the overly muscled Cole of Tower Gay.
00:02:48.320 Can you do a flex for us one more time on your very grainy and very foggy camera?
00:02:53.320 Guys, we kept them waiting.
00:02:55.520 This is definitional black people time.
00:02:58.460 We were supposed to go live at 8, 8.30, and it's now 10, 15.
00:03:05.120 10, 15 on the dot.
00:03:06.900 We were perfect on time.
00:03:08.000 Honestly, I asked David after this.
00:03:11.720 I was, before this, I said, hey, man, we have to make fun of Top because it's his kid's problem.
00:03:16.600 Oh, yeah, 100%.
00:03:17.520 It's his kids.
00:03:17.680 It's his fucking kids.
00:03:19.060 They fucking suck.
00:03:20.100 But definitely, that means it's actually Top's fault.
00:03:23.540 Yes.
00:03:24.000 Good morning.
00:03:24.860 Good morning.
00:03:26.100 Good morning.
00:03:26.920 Good morning.
00:03:27.340 It's actually Cole's ginger kid's fault.
00:03:29.980 He's all sick today, and it's been awful.
00:03:32.500 It's a fucked up day.
00:03:33.340 He went to bed at like 7.30.
00:03:35.120 Top was like, hey, go to bed at 8.
00:03:37.620 And Top's wife was like, oh, I don't know.
00:03:40.100 Well, can we actually say this?
00:03:41.700 It's actually the women.
00:03:42.900 Is it not the women?
00:03:43.860 It's the women's fault.
00:03:44.700 Why aren't they doing...
00:03:45.780 It's not my wife's fault.
00:03:47.180 It's your wife's fault.
00:03:47.840 Don't you disparage my wife.
00:03:49.940 David, put it closer.
00:03:51.660 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:03:52.260 The womanly duties of raising the children that they bear.
00:03:56.400 I don't understand.
00:03:57.080 Isn't that like part of the deal?
00:03:58.360 It's like you squeezed them out.
00:04:00.380 Part of the deal.
00:04:00.920 You then do pretty much everything that comes afterwards.
00:04:04.840 And then we podcast.
00:04:06.300 No, I don't know where...
00:04:07.340 I'm pretty sure that's a written or a non-written agreement from the jump.
00:04:12.180 So really, this is the women who are at fault.
00:04:15.300 But today is a very...
00:04:16.700 I play Top because he's the man of the house.
00:04:18.520 And the man of the house goes, hey, my kids go to bed right now.
00:04:22.260 And they go to bed when you put them down.
00:04:24.940 If they don't go to bed, you punch them.
00:04:26.780 They go to sleep.
00:04:27.140 Yeah, I didn't see him strike anybody.
00:04:29.680 I was surprised.
00:04:31.000 He talks a lot of shit.
00:04:32.460 And then he still doesn't do it.
00:04:34.280 It's very merciful.
00:04:35.480 It's advocating.
00:04:37.080 This is getting...
00:04:37.720 This is just getting awful.
00:04:39.360 I've had like the worst day of my life.
00:04:40.820 And these guys are like, let's critique your parenting skills correctly.
00:04:44.220 This is good.
00:04:45.000 Z-Man's awesome.
00:04:45.760 Why didn't Top have his dog chase the kids to bed?
00:04:49.140 Excellent question, actually.
00:04:50.360 Because they're not David's kid.
00:04:52.260 They're not my kid.
00:04:53.000 My kid is incredibly brown.
00:04:54.620 And his dog will have none of that.
00:04:57.340 So this is a special episode because it's kind of a Q&A.
00:05:01.180 It's a live Q&A.
00:05:01.960 We had you guys submit questions to a link that we sent.
00:05:05.680 Do we even have access to that?
00:05:07.480 Can we start pulling up some of these?
00:05:09.060 I know we also asked the Patreon subscribers, patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad about a month ago, I would say now, to submit some questions.
00:05:21.440 So since they've been sitting patiently in the Patreon for about a month, we're going to start with them.
00:05:29.120 What is this?
00:05:29.920 Is this the potential ad reads we could be doing?
00:05:33.240 Rumble's got a bunch of new stuff.
00:05:34.620 We could just do what looks like two hours worth of ad reads if we wanted to, which is fascinating.
00:05:39.620 This one here is Rumble.
00:05:41.800 An ad read for Rumble.
00:05:43.520 Oh, that's funny.
00:05:44.360 That's hilarious.
00:05:45.000 We gave it $3.50 off this shit.
00:05:47.880 It's not bad.
00:05:48.920 It's wild.
00:05:49.720 Earnings per live viewer.
00:05:50.860 So let's pull up the Patreon.
00:05:52.920 Can we pull up a tab for it so that we can see it?
00:05:55.420 We can start reading some of these questions and give these people actual content.
00:05:58.440 Who would read it?
00:05:59.400 Who would read it?
00:05:59.780 An actual content?
00:06:00.600 Who should read?
00:06:01.620 I mean, it doesn't.
00:06:02.300 I don't think you're going to even be able to see it, dude.
00:06:04.280 I should read.
00:06:05.440 I've got great eyes.
00:06:06.260 Do you have good eyesight?
00:06:07.180 I do.
00:06:07.620 2020, baby.
00:06:08.300 Do you really?
00:06:09.000 2020, yeah.
00:06:09.800 I never had that.
00:06:10.900 What about you, Top?
00:06:11.280 Do you have good eyesight?
00:06:12.340 Can you read that up there?
00:06:13.780 I could read anything.
00:06:14.660 Where?
00:06:15.220 I don't see it.
00:06:16.740 I don't see anything, though.
00:06:17.720 A month plus.
00:06:19.240 In the top right corner.
00:06:21.640 Yeah, I see it.
00:06:22.240 Yeah.
00:06:22.960 I'm still driving, so I can't use the studio link.
00:06:25.820 Yeah, that's the other night.
00:06:27.020 Oh, it's right here.
00:06:29.160 Yeah, there you go.
00:06:29.840 Share your screen, dumbass.
00:06:31.540 I don't know how to do it.
00:06:32.540 Listen, when we don't have Tyler, the producing on our shows just goes to shit.
00:06:36.700 Top is great with getting shit together.
00:06:39.980 He's not good with whatever shit starts.
00:06:41.060 Well, this is the first thing we're going to do.
00:06:42.240 Let's not click on campaigns anymore.
00:06:43.540 Let's click on live chat so we can see the people, right?
00:06:46.000 Because at least we can fall back on them.
00:06:48.220 If we go, hey, guys, we're too retarded to put a drop.
00:06:51.000 Does Top drink alcohol?
00:06:52.160 No, he doesn't.
00:06:52.920 He drinks Coquito.
00:06:54.120 Dude, Top has a, it's crazy.
00:06:55.840 Yeah, so I'm staying at Top's house for about a week.
00:06:58.860 He's been gracious enough to let us endure the torment of his children.
00:07:06.600 Damn.
00:07:08.080 Very true.
00:07:09.180 Top has a fridge full of Coronas and Proseccos.
00:07:13.920 Fucking whiskey, a giant bottle of whiskey.
00:07:16.080 And he has all this shit.
00:07:16.660 And he's like, I don't drink.
00:07:17.580 And I was like, so like, you don't care?
00:07:19.920 And he's like, I don't drink.
00:07:21.020 And then his wife is just like, I like wine and everything.
00:07:23.860 Like this whole, this, this bottle was sitting in his, in his cabinet.
00:07:28.240 And I was like, I look at Dave and I go, David, do you want some?
00:07:30.740 And he's like, fuck yeah.
00:07:31.640 The first time I came over, I said, hey, do you want a drink?
00:07:34.500 And he said, no, I get a little crazy.
00:07:36.940 And I wanted to say, what happens?
00:07:38.940 Do you get racist?
00:07:40.700 Like, what is it?
00:07:41.360 What the fuck happens when you start drinking?
00:07:42.700 How much worse do you think you get?
00:07:44.300 It bleeds off the internet into my real life.
00:07:46.820 And that's the only thing I could talk about.
00:07:48.480 I just don't, I don't enjoy drinking anymore.
00:07:50.560 Like I used to drink and I just feel like, I don't know.
00:07:54.520 It's not good for you.
00:07:55.940 It doesn't, it doesn't like make me feel the way that I would rather feel.
00:08:00.460 Racist.
00:08:00.860 I feel less racist.
00:08:01.580 So someone said Top on the edibles.
00:08:03.080 No, Top actually smokes.
00:08:04.280 Like before this, he was like, you want to smoke?
00:08:05.760 And I was like, fuck yeah.
00:08:06.800 So I go there and smoke.
00:08:08.000 And that's funny because like, I'm like the mixture of,
00:08:10.340 of David and Top.
00:08:11.420 Top smokes, David doesn't.
00:08:13.200 David drinks, Top doesn't.
00:08:14.840 I'm like, give me every drug you can give me.
00:08:17.480 Honestly, if Top had meth, he was like,
00:08:19.160 you want to do some fucking meth before the show?
00:08:21.080 I'd be like.
00:08:21.900 Trying to get wet.
00:08:22.820 When in Rome.
00:08:23.340 When in Rome.
00:08:24.120 When in Rome.
00:08:26.700 Shout out to Jose.
00:08:27.880 Why don't you do this then?
00:08:29.120 Because I see the potential for Vue Tab.
00:08:32.040 What the fuck is going on?
00:08:33.060 How can we not pull this up?
00:08:34.440 We got to be able to pull this.
00:08:36.100 Where do you see Vue Tab?
00:08:37.220 Oh yeah, right here, right?
00:08:38.260 Yeah.
00:08:38.500 Is that how we do it?
00:08:40.380 I have no clue.
00:08:41.480 Just click it and we're, just click it.
00:08:44.780 I did.
00:08:45.280 Oh, wait.
00:08:46.040 You see right there?
00:08:47.000 Presentation.
00:08:47.620 Right, right, right.
00:08:49.400 Click on that.
00:08:50.060 Let's see what happens.
00:08:50.700 Oh, there it is, baby.
00:08:51.920 There we go.
00:08:52.320 And we cannot read it.
00:08:55.000 What the fuck?
00:08:56.440 Top will have to read this because he is the one that is next to the computer.
00:09:00.660 You have the mouse.
00:09:01.900 Scroll up with the wheel.
00:09:03.500 I can see the first one.
00:09:03.920 With the wheel.
00:09:04.200 Press up with the wheel.
00:09:04.940 Uh, is the first one at the top?
00:09:07.340 Roll, roll the wheel up.
00:09:09.480 There you go.
00:09:10.140 Oh, no, no, no.
00:09:11.260 Um, come.
00:09:12.640 This is so fucked.
00:09:13.860 No, we got this.
00:09:14.580 You got to come up to my screen.
00:09:15.420 Yeah.
00:09:15.600 Now.
00:09:15.980 Oh, I see.
00:09:16.540 I see.
00:09:16.820 It's that's the corner of your screen.
00:09:17.720 Let me just.
00:09:19.680 There you go.
00:09:21.220 Yeah.
00:09:21.500 Scroll the wheel up.
00:09:22.140 There we go.
00:09:22.680 Oh, beautiful.
00:09:23.600 Beautiful.
00:09:24.000 Okay.
00:09:24.200 So let's get into what would be.
00:09:25.920 I think we start from the bottom.
00:09:27.320 Let's start from here.
00:09:27.820 Started from the bottom.
00:09:28.460 Now we're here.
00:09:29.000 Chronological order.
00:09:29.640 Okay.
00:09:29.880 See for truth.
00:09:30.360 We need episodes on the lost tribes.
00:09:33.020 Great point.
00:09:33.940 Lost tribes of what though?
00:09:35.000 Of Israel?
00:09:35.620 Yeah.
00:09:36.480 Um, spiritual warfare and deliverance.
00:09:38.540 The little season.
00:09:39.280 We're.
00:09:40.480 What's the little season?
00:09:41.620 Okay.
00:09:42.180 Shit.
00:09:42.720 So, um.
00:09:43.900 I think tomorrow we have, um, Paul.
00:09:48.260 No, no.
00:09:48.760 Wednesday.
00:09:49.360 We have Paul of understanding conspiracy at three o'clock to talk about the little season.
00:09:52.360 Well, I'll tell you.
00:09:52.920 That's who was.
00:09:53.540 I just want to make sure.
00:09:55.320 Because, so, what Top and David have realized, like, interacting with me over this past couple days.
00:10:00.820 Oh, Cole knows his shit.
00:10:01.580 Cole.
00:10:01.960 Cole actually knows some biblical shit.
00:10:03.700 He does.
00:10:03.820 The little season.
00:10:04.700 I want to say.
00:10:05.440 If I just, uh.
00:10:06.120 I'm just going to spitball here.
00:10:07.260 Little season is the verse on whenever it says that, uh, God will allow you to have,
00:10:11.420 like, it's like, uh, when you delve into sin, you will have fun for a little season.
00:10:16.740 It talks about, like, a small season.
00:10:18.460 I wonder if that's what it is.
00:10:19.600 It's that, like, you can, you can enjoy, uh, your sin for a little season.
00:10:24.020 My understanding was that the little season is, like, this time where the, the, the fallen angels are, like, freed before their judgment.
00:10:34.820 Yes, you're right.
00:10:35.640 In Revelation, it does say that God allows the devil and Lucifer.
00:10:40.000 A certain amount of time to, like, fuck around before they judge me.
00:10:42.300 No, it's a little season, and he gains as many followers as he can during the thousand-year reign of Christ.
00:10:49.500 So, after the, um.
00:10:51.180 So, he's still around.
00:10:52.020 So, after the, yes, after the tribulation, uh, God establishes a new earth, which is going to be in its thousand-year reign with a rod of iron.
00:11:00.180 That's how it says it.
00:11:00.900 And then, at the end of that thousand years, he gives Satan a little season, and that little season, he gathers as many, uh, followers as he can.
00:11:08.680 For his final battle.
00:11:09.480 For the final battle.
00:11:10.320 Which is so crazy.
00:11:11.660 We are, we are, like, fussing as if we're, like, the end.
00:11:16.120 Like, we're, like, we're the end of it, right?
00:11:17.480 Like, I can't believe, uh, how many times have you said, I can't believe, like, it feels like we're the rapture generation.
00:11:22.940 Yeah.
00:11:23.380 But then, it's like a thousand years.
00:11:25.380 A thousand years.
00:11:26.060 And I was, I was telling David yesterday, I was like, that thousand years, it says a thousand, it says it in the Bible, a thousand years, a millennial reign.
00:11:32.080 But, it also says, you don't know if a thousand years, because as in, um, I think it was in the Psalms, or I can't fucking remember.
00:11:38.400 But it's like a thousand years is one day, and one day is a thousand years.
00:11:41.280 A thousand years could be any amount of time.
00:11:43.860 It could be, like, it could be, because if a thousand years is one day, then it's one day, and over a thousand years, so it's 365 times a thousand, and that's how many years.
00:11:54.040 It could be.
00:11:54.840 One second, Cole.
00:11:56.240 Scroll up, uh, make, make those comments bigger there.
00:11:59.160 Which one?
00:11:59.720 The, which, I'm going to scroll up.
00:12:01.120 The, the, yeah, just go ahead, scroll, sorry, scroll down, maybe.
00:12:05.280 No, scroll up.
00:12:06.140 Hold on, hold on, I need to reset this, and then scroll down here.
00:12:09.720 What the fuck?
00:12:11.260 Up, up, up.
00:12:12.760 What the fuck?
00:12:14.260 Unbelievable, Cole.
00:12:15.660 Uh, he also says, an episode on prayer would be awesome.
00:12:18.820 Oh, I know, I see, I can hit this one.
00:12:20.260 Really get into it.
00:12:21.140 What is prayer?
00:12:22.060 What happens when you pray?
00:12:23.620 How not to pray, et cetera.
00:12:25.160 We talked a little bit about that, I think, with, um, Ed Mabry on the, I mean, the, yeah, the recent revelations.
00:12:30.480 And, yeah, because you asked a good question.
00:12:32.840 It was like, oh, that's some faggot mouth.
00:12:37.200 Do I speak up a sign on a mouth?
00:12:40.000 It's like, it's like, uh.
00:12:41.480 It's just wet in the corners is all.
00:12:44.160 He's got wet mouth.
00:12:46.520 Let me see your mouth, Cole.
00:12:47.720 He has, like, GSP mouth when I think about it.
00:12:50.180 GSP?
00:12:50.840 Like George St. Pierre mouth?
00:12:51.760 Yeah, GSP.
00:12:53.440 It means I'll fuck you up.
00:12:56.080 It means you'll suck me off.
00:12:57.700 But you did talk about it with Ed Mabry.
00:12:59.680 You said, do we, do we pray in our head?
00:13:01.260 Let me zoom in on this.
00:13:01.860 Or do we pray out loud?
00:13:03.480 What can't you see?
00:13:04.680 I want to, I want to read the chat.
00:13:06.120 Can you, like, zoom in again?
00:13:07.080 The chat is running on the, oh, oh, I see what you're saying.
00:13:09.060 Go ahead, I'm pressing, I'm pressing control.
00:13:10.520 You gotta zoom.
00:13:11.300 There you go.
00:13:11.640 Okay, I can see it now.
00:13:12.460 You can see it?
00:13:12.840 Okay, perfect.
00:13:13.580 It's two mouses, one dude, or two mouses, two dudes.
00:13:15.760 There you go.
00:13:18.040 Moist mouth raven.
00:13:19.860 It's not me, dude.
00:13:20.580 It's not me.
00:13:21.500 Not anymore.
00:13:22.100 He said math, not mouth.
00:13:23.680 He said math.
00:13:24.680 I am drunk.
00:13:25.620 I am high.
00:13:26.680 Don't blame me, okay?
00:13:28.360 So tell us about those thousand years again.
00:13:31.180 It's like, it could be fucking, hey, man.
00:13:33.320 So Satan, so Satan loses, so God loses Satan.
00:13:36.520 He says, lose Satan for a little season, and he gains as many followers as he can for the
00:13:40.880 battle of Armageddon, where God finally takes out the last of the last.
00:13:44.440 I like that energy, where God's like, go ahead, get as many people as you want.
00:13:48.180 Because it's actually a great little, like, just a maneuver of just saying, like, okay,
00:13:53.500 I'll let you loose.
00:13:54.460 You can bring all the people that were actually against me, but secretly, because during the
00:13:58.020 thousand year reign, God has, it literally says in the Bible that he rules with a rod
00:14:02.200 of iron.
00:14:02.760 So everybody is like, it's like the most tyrannical rule.
00:14:06.820 That thousand years, that thousand years will probably have its own Bible.
00:14:12.140 And yes, this thing, we just paid a dollar, just to say wet mouth, you motherfucker.
00:14:19.600 I don't know which one you're talking to.
00:14:20.900 You know what me and the chat have discovered is that I don't have a wet mouth, and that
00:14:24.420 clearly you've been sabotaging me in some sense on Nephilim Death Squad, because on Timeline
00:14:30.100 Cleanse, no wet mouth.
00:14:31.800 You got like a mouth button, just like a moisture enhancer that you're just fucking cranking up
00:14:37.920 on me.
00:14:38.220 By the way, I never thought about this, so the original verse I was talking about where
00:14:41.920 it says that you can have joy, not joy, but like you can, I can't remember the exact verse,
00:14:51.080 but you can find happiness for a season in sin.
00:14:55.020 And then he also gives Satan a little season in Revelation to get these people.
00:15:00.660 So I wonder if like, because God rules with a rod of iron during the thousand year millennia,
00:15:05.840 the guy you're having on tomorrow, whatever, he might actually be able to expand on this.
00:15:10.900 But because he gives them a little season, Satan might give them some fun, some like, you'd
00:15:16.680 be like, you got to think this is the, this is God saying he rules with a rod of iron.
00:15:20.900 It means everything is to a T. It's the most tyrannical, like, both by, in a moral sense,
00:15:28.880 over everything everybody does. And then he gives them a little season to like, do their
00:15:34.340 gay shit.
00:15:34.760 You know what this is? This is like, it sounds like a post-libertarianism. And then after
00:15:39.800 like post-libertarianism is like, all right, you've had your thousand years. You could try
00:15:43.440 your libertarianism shit again. And then they go and they're like, Chase Oliver, post-libertarianism.
00:15:48.340 I'm like, Chase Oliver, fuck him in the butt all you want. If I'm not mistaken, go ahead.
00:15:52.820 And then, and then after that, like after Satan has you and he's like, all right, now
00:15:56.520 I need you to fight for me. And he goes, they go, okay, yeah, we'll fight for you because
00:15:59.860 we like butt fucking. And they go out to Armageddon and the God comes down and a sword, it literally
00:16:04.720 says a sword comes out of Jesus's mouth and cuts them all down. I love that. What does that
00:16:09.800 look like? He goes like this. It comes out, cuts them all down. And the blood is so much that
00:16:17.140 it goes up to the, uh, the bridle of a horse. So like in this, in the, in the, uh, battle
00:16:22.620 of Armageddon, which is in, uh, in the middle East, I believe in Israel, um, at the, fuck
00:16:28.340 I can't remember what Valley or whatever it is. He's trying to use his fucking, uh, he's
00:16:35.100 gone. He might've fucked it up. Okay. He's good. My wife is just like, have you guys started
00:16:39.760 yet? I'm like, ah, Christ. Now I can't answer. Imagine, answer me. Imagine how many people we
00:16:43.920 get to kill. Why is she asking if we started? She should be able to see it. I don't know
00:16:47.600 because she wants to watch because she, you know, she misses me. Um, wow. What a supportive
00:16:53.240 queen. Uh, but so, so like, uh, imagine how much blood, how many people have to kill? So
00:16:58.140 the blood of all of them together will go up to the horse's chest. Basically the bridle
00:17:03.840 like a mini horse. No, I said like a full, like a war horse, like, like a huge horse. And
00:17:10.100 they say that they killed, that Jesus killed so many people in that battle of Armageddon
00:17:14.160 that the blood goes up to the bridle. Like, it's crazy how many people like, so whenever
00:17:20.040 they're in the millennial reign, he must like, there must be still, cause it's a weird thing.
00:17:24.120 I think I talked to David about this. I was like, God establishes his kingdom. And he says,
00:17:29.880 I'm going to rule with a rod of iron, but there's still people that it's not all Christians.
00:17:34.740 It's not all people that believe in Christ. It's still, and they're still people being born
00:17:38.820 and they still like, but they, now they don't believe in Christ, but they follow the rules
00:17:42.920 because they don't want to get killed. And then Jason, and then again, Satan is released for a
00:17:47.540 little season. And then he, battle of Armageddon happens. God kills them all. It's like, and then
00:17:52.580 sends them to the lake of fire. It's almost like God's incapable of still, still incapable of being
00:17:57.160 truly tyrannical, which is the argument that you'll get from, uh, like a lot of, not, not some,
00:18:03.340 they're not saying God now, but they're saying my father, you know, like my dad's really
00:18:06.960 tyrannical, this kind of shit. Um, but in the end, like you're saying after this tribulation and all
00:18:12.720 that he's still a rod of iron, but you know, thank you. I knew it was about Megiddo. That's
00:18:20.320 where the battle of Armageddon is going to take place. But you're saying he rules with a rod of
00:18:24.120 iron. And even though God rules with a rod of iron, there's still people that, so it's like you,
00:18:31.080 you want it like that's, that's not a tyrannical God. That seems like a pretty fair God. He's a
00:18:36.000 jealous God, which is what is accurately described. If you fucking created everything
00:18:39.980 and everybody was like, no, these faggots created everything, you'd be pretty pissed off. Wouldn't
00:18:43.680 you? It's, it also kind of goes to say like, like they always tell us on the show or Ed at least
00:18:48.520 says, um, they, they just want worship. Like the worship feels really good. So it's like even God,
00:18:54.760 like a drug, even God really likes that enough to be like, don't give any of that shit to them.
00:18:59.900 Like I want the worship. He's the biggest worship head. He needs all of it. God is a worship head.
00:19:07.480 Let's go to the next one because we're never going to fucking 16 of these motherfuckers. But I think
00:19:13.560 Paul's contention is that we're in the little season, or at least he thinks that there's a
00:19:17.000 strong theory for us being in the little season. This was something that I was like that, which
00:19:20.940 means that the rapture has already happened. The tribulation has already happened. We're in the
00:19:25.980 thousand year reign and where the rapture happened a thousand years ago then. Right. And that we are
00:19:31.660 at the end of the rapture. And actually there's credence to this because in the Bible, uh, Paul
00:19:36.680 talks about how that we are so close to the, to, to Christ coming back. Like there, the second,
00:19:43.240 the, the, the, the rapture on the second coming is we're like right there. It is like, it is,
00:19:47.400 uh, I believe he said that it's imminent, which imminent is so, because it's imminent means like
00:19:54.340 it's about to happen. But because again, the video sucks. Cause we're on tops internet. We are
00:20:00.340 also on, we're, we're doing it from our fucking phones. So it's three phones. All right. Let's,
00:20:09.320 uh, let's, it might, it might be the season. That's the thing is like, which means that the
00:20:13.640 tribulation happened. Like that's a mindfuck. That's a complete mindfuck. I wanted to look up
00:20:18.520 this guy's James Libertas is next question, but I don't have a phone. But it is, but it's something
00:20:23.100 because the first, the original church after Christ was, um, uh, went back to heaven after
00:20:30.440 he came back down and, uh, and ministered and he came, went back after he died, came back
00:20:34.280 down, then went back to heaven. The first, the original church thought that they were
00:20:37.780 in the end times already. And then it would kind of make sense because they happened in,
00:20:42.460 you know, 65, uh, AD, whatever, zero to 30. And then after that, and then like, you know,
00:20:49.380 then you have a thousand, like 2000 years, but also if you kind of look into it, there
00:20:53.640 might've been about a thousand years lost in the middle ages. They just kind of fucking
00:20:56.800 made up some shit. Yeah. That's the whole problem with the timeline is, is the fact that
00:21:02.140 we have so much lost history needs to be cleansed. Yeah. We need a timeline. Uh, okay. So who
00:21:09.580 the fuck is Brandon Kroll? Does anybody know Brandon Kroll? No clue who he is. Next question.
00:21:14.680 I feel bad. Sorry. Yeah. Imminent in God since our time of our hours. That's what I was trying
00:21:18.180 to say. Like imminent could mean because, because of that one day, cause a thousand years
00:21:22.040 and thousand years is one day time doesn't make sense to God. He's a, he's a, I don't
00:21:26.180 know what dimensional to be. It doesn't make sense to you. Yeah. No, time doesn't make
00:21:29.940 sense to our wives. Um, but like, uh, because of that, like God is a four dimensional, five
00:21:39.320 dimension, uh, whatever dimension he is, but he is above time. Like he sees time, not as
00:21:44.080 like, uh, like a line that as we see it, it's like, he sees it. Like as we, as I see this
00:21:50.540 fucking, what is heavy as shit? Yep. As I see this three dimensions, he sees time. Time
00:21:56.000 is a whale tail. I've thought about that whale tail being in my house and I'm like, at some
00:22:00.500 point it's going to play like clue. Like did he do it with the whale tail? Did he kill
00:22:04.120 him with the whale tail? Excellent thing to kill someone with. Feel that, right? You could
00:22:07.020 kill somebody with one of those. Honestly, I picked it. I didn't think it was gonna be this
00:22:09.560 heavy. Like, Ooh, okay. That's more. Where's the big monkey, Cole?
00:22:14.080 Did you lose it? It was a big monkey here or the kids took it. You can kill somebody with
00:22:18.380 that big monkey. You drop them off a five square building. Uh, okay. So then David bought
00:22:22.340 my kids a huge monkeys filled with sand killer though. By the way, it's not time travel.
00:22:28.480 It's just like whenever you like, uh, I'm good. God, he's doing time travel now. No, no,
00:22:33.200 no, no. Have you, have you ever had the, um, someone explained to you how a fourth dimension
00:22:37.440 is? I think I've talked about this before on our show. Yeah. Like a, like a tesseract,
00:22:42.060 like, uh, well, it's the, how it appears like how a four dimensional. Oh yeah. It's a single
00:22:47.100 point that suddenly just appears as nowhere. Yeah. And so that, that's not like God is,
00:22:51.580 I have a more fascinating question before the show started. You had me fetch you nail clippers.
00:22:57.480 I don't know why, because you still, I just looked down your toenails. Should I fucking
00:23:03.420 clip on the show? You asked me to get you there. No, no, no, no. I feel that because
00:23:07.920 who clips in this guy, this guy, my staircase now, I'm going to have to repaint it. Like
00:23:15.440 the white parts, he's been kicking them with his toenail entire ass. There's at least 15
00:23:20.760 different coal toenails imprinted on my staircase on each riser. I can see there's white paint under
00:23:26.240 your toenails. I do have some long toenails right now. And what happened, what happened was
00:23:30.700 my wife, uh, she did blame me, but I blame her that she lost the toenail clippers and
00:23:36.600 you know, these fucking flippers right here. Cole is the type of nigga to get a manicure.
00:23:40.020 Like I'm looking at your nails. Yeah. My wife, no, no, no, no, no. My wife's longer than
00:23:44.520 they should be. My wife asked me, I went in there with her and I was like, no. And I literally
00:23:48.780 sat there. I like, I was like in that, like, you know, have you ever been doing a Cole is
00:23:53.260 type of nigga to have like, like nails that are just longer, you know, at the top they go
00:23:58.640 like this and then swooping, you know, that kind of nail. His pinky nail, I'm going to
00:24:03.000 tell you right now, comes to a point. It comes to a point. Look at your pinky nail and tell
00:24:07.620 me it doesn't come to a point. It does. It actually does. David, look at this shit.
00:24:12.700 I told you. I saw it. I saw it. I got good eyes, dude. All right. The nether knight. Personally,
00:24:18.420 I think the move to equal temperament tuning from Pythagorean just tuning has done more to make
00:24:25.740 music more problematic than standardizing the A4040, which I guess is, or I'm sorry,
00:24:32.320 A440, which is the Hertz from the French romantic standard A435 or classic A42 or 432. I'm sorry.
00:24:43.540 Then again, some orchestras are starting to tune to 441 and even.
00:24:49.820 I think most orchestras are tuning to 441, 442. Most live music is tuning to 441, 432 because
00:24:59.040 you're, um, whenever I play live, it's like, it's known that you're always slightly sharp.
00:25:04.540 So you're within E, A, D, G, B, E, but you're at like the threshold where E can go into F
00:25:10.500 almost. And everybody just kind of knows that. I think it's because the instruments slip. I don't
00:25:16.520 know why.
00:25:17.420 Do you think that, that, cause he's saying that, um, orchestras are starting to tune to 441 and 442.
00:25:23.940 They're not starting. It's been like that for a long time, for as long as I can remember. But
00:25:27.820 this shit makes my dick soft, man.
00:25:29.800 I know. I know Cole's like, I don't know what these guys are talking about.
00:25:32.180 Numbers?
00:25:32.720 The biggest issue with just tuning is that you're limited to the keys you can play in. That's right.
00:25:36.320 You have to rely more on modal systems and a less major minor. However, the closer the
00:25:42.060 chords based on the tonic dominant and subdominant, one, four, five are in relation to, are in relation
00:25:47.680 to the fundamental tuning note, the better they resonate. Yes. It's not a question, but
00:25:51.600 yeah, I agree.
00:25:52.280 This is, this is just the nether knight flexing. He wants you to know.
00:25:54.740 That was a hard flex.
00:25:56.340 He likes top. He wants top to know that he knows his shit. I respect it.
00:25:59.020 You could have just asked, can you follow me on Twitter? And if I remember.
00:26:02.480 Fuck yeah, dude. Fuck yeah. I like it. The nether knight is that nigga.
00:26:06.320 Let me see. The nether knight. I think I do follow you.
00:26:09.280 Yeah. All right. How does the Jew move?
00:26:10.940 We said get a harder camera, get a harder camera, get a harder camera. What does that mean?
00:26:14.120 No. All right. So how does the Jew move three red heifers? I'm not going to acknowledge the
00:26:18.600 other question. I do follow. I follow him back.
00:26:21.100 But wait, this shit wasn't even a question. He just started saying shit. Like, like, whatever.
00:26:24.740 The nether knight? Don't disrespect the nether knight. He's that nigga.
00:26:26.640 Fuck the nether knight. How does the Jew move three and a half heifers from,
00:26:30.160 is he three? Oh, no, three and a half. Three red heifers from Texas to Israel. Real answer is hilarious.
00:26:35.880 I know he didn't hit us with a riddle and we'll never get the... Oh, there it is.
00:26:38.400 He probably gave us the answer.
00:26:39.880 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go ahead, go ahead.
00:26:41.840 How do they do it? I feel like they would do it by, like...
00:26:45.260 Are you trying to guess?
00:26:46.740 They would use the slave ships they already owned.
00:26:48.920 I think it's...
00:26:49.660 The thing is, I already know the answer and it's hilarious because it's true.
00:26:53.760 It's more racist than you could come up with.
00:26:55.840 So it's not even like they used the original slave ships and they were like,
00:26:59.160 we already own this shit. Let's just use, like...
00:27:01.000 It's more stereotypically Jewish.
00:27:04.280 They use, like, the U.S. government to ship it for them.
00:27:08.160 It's... All right.
00:27:09.320 They buy three seats and put them in luggage for free as animal companions.
00:27:13.760 No, God damn it.
00:27:14.780 So usually, like, they were like, these are, like, my...
00:27:17.300 That's how the heifers got around?
00:27:18.720 These are, like... These are the ones... Yeah, they're just under the plane.
00:27:21.440 These are the guys. They're going to fulfill prophecy, but it's like,
00:27:23.740 but it can't cost us too many shepherds.
00:27:25.800 Oh, my God, bro.
00:27:26.920 Wait, wait, wait.
00:27:27.160 So was it really, like, this is my, like, my service cow?
00:27:32.120 Is that how they literally said it?
00:27:33.480 I guess.
00:27:34.220 Yeah.
00:27:34.480 Are you going to argue with them?
00:27:35.320 Motherfucker's got a service animal for every...
00:27:37.340 It's so fucking agitating.
00:27:38.780 Yeah, they put, like, a vest over it.
00:27:40.220 It's like, please don't touch.
00:27:40.940 Dude, I'm to the point where, like, every time I see somebody bring their dog
00:27:42.880 into a fucking store, I can't take it anymore.
00:27:45.880 Leave your dogs at home.
00:27:46.840 It's a good hack to bring your dog.
00:27:48.440 It is, but it is, like, everybody's doing it and then it makes me, like,
00:27:52.060 when I see you and you're a fat white woman in a tiny little spaghetti strap
00:27:55.020 tank top, I already hate you.
00:27:56.800 But when I see you with your fucking service dog, now I hate you.
00:28:00.140 I hate the fucking dog.
00:28:01.500 It's like going...
00:28:02.300 It's like saying...
00:28:03.060 I go to the doctor and I say, I have anxiety.
00:28:05.360 Just to get your weed card, it's the same thing.
00:28:08.080 You go to the government and you say, I have anxiety so I can bring my dog
00:28:11.680 with me rather than leaving it in the car.
00:28:14.480 It's just a hack.
00:28:15.540 I don't like it.
00:28:16.440 But it's a hack.
00:28:17.460 And it shows the decadence of this society, right?
00:28:19.720 Not, like...
00:28:22.060 We could have these rules.
00:28:23.620 How many airports have they been kicked out of?
00:28:27.200 How many are left?
00:28:28.880 109.
00:28:29.500 Oh, they got...
00:28:29.980 Actually, 110 they're up to.
00:28:31.720 They got kicked out of Monaco recently.
00:28:33.440 I don't know if you guys saw that.
00:28:34.340 Wait, where's Monaco?
00:28:35.380 Like yesterday.
00:28:36.680 Where's Monaco?
00:28:37.600 Let's pull that up.
00:28:39.220 That's great.
00:28:40.000 Like in the south of France.
00:28:41.620 Yeah, I'm going to pull that up.
00:28:42.760 But yeah.
00:28:43.260 That's funny because for a second I thought...
00:28:46.060 In Uruguay, there's Montevideo, but...
00:28:48.060 So maybe it's in South America.
00:28:48.940 Dogs are awesome.
00:28:49.920 What the hell, Raven?
00:28:51.220 Fuck him.
00:28:51.720 I'll shoot him.
00:28:53.480 It's only because like Top's dog bites David's son.
00:28:57.520 No, I didn't like the dogs before that.
00:28:59.200 Now I really don't.
00:28:59.940 But like before that, it was just like walking around in...
00:29:04.520 Like you'll see them show up into restaurants.
00:29:07.100 You'll see them in shopping.
00:29:09.440 I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
00:29:10.640 Dude, Matt Miller said you can just buy a service dog vest.
00:29:13.720 I feel like the Jews would also like not even buy the vest.
00:29:17.100 Arcane says it's not Monaco.
00:29:18.400 They would also just not even buy the vest.
00:29:20.540 They would still somehow like be like, no, I don't even...
00:29:24.260 Can you just like give me the vest?
00:29:26.340 Like I just can't even like...
00:29:28.140 Oh, this is actually a funny question.
00:29:31.720 The next one.
00:29:33.000 Damien Connell says, my first kid will be born this August.
00:29:36.760 Congratulations, Damien.
00:29:38.280 Congrats, man.
00:29:38.920 I was an only child and have no experience around babies.
00:29:42.260 Any advice?
00:29:43.300 Who should be given advice?
00:29:44.440 Oh, fuck.
00:29:45.240 So we've all had babies.
00:29:46.780 I would feel like Topps kids are the worst.
00:29:52.440 It's true.
00:29:54.260 And honestly, after y'all have met my kid, my kid's the best, right?
00:29:58.460 Yeah, but he's only...
00:29:59.280 How old is he?
00:29:59.980 I think it's the age.
00:30:01.300 18 months.
00:30:01.900 Give him some time to be a piece of shit.
00:30:03.180 I think David's kid at their age was very similar.
00:30:06.880 Yeah, he's similar...
00:30:08.160 Oh, no, to yours?
00:30:09.180 Yeah.
00:30:09.480 No, he wasn't a monster at all.
00:30:10.460 He's pretty cool, but, I mean, you did see him fucking dive onto your dog.
00:30:19.760 So, you know, it's hard.
00:30:22.340 He's not a bad kid.
00:30:24.300 He just loves to make people laugh.
00:30:26.660 He loves to show out, which becomes problematic.
00:30:29.200 Advice?
00:30:29.820 I would say...
00:30:32.460 We talked about this earlier.
00:30:35.040 There's two types in the parental relationship.
00:30:38.200 There's the easygoing one, and then there's the authority figure.
00:30:43.100 Yeah, that's it.
00:30:43.780 The best advice is keep him away from fucking...
00:30:45.380 Keep him away from Brody.
00:30:46.420 Anything named Brody, just fucking keep him away.
00:30:48.980 To be honest, keep them away from, like, other kids that are assholes.
00:30:53.720 Yeah, yeah, don't do that.
00:30:54.800 Go bring him around.
00:30:55.820 Keep him away from my kids.
00:30:56.900 My kids hung out with fucking my wife's uncle's kids, and they suck.
00:31:01.480 And then it's like...
00:31:02.480 Oh, you think they've rubbed off?
00:31:03.700 Because it's like this behavior.
00:31:05.580 Like, the most...
00:31:06.700 The strongest behavior...
00:31:08.940 What's that fucking bourbon?
00:31:09.740 The strongest behavior is what they're going to replicate.
00:31:12.600 The late, great Jordan Peterson cites, I believe, his first book.
00:31:16.420 Late?
00:31:16.860 Because he's fucking dead.
00:31:17.940 You haven't heard?
00:31:18.520 This is Sacha Baron Cohen that's fucking...
00:31:20.800 He's dead to me.
00:31:20.820 She overdosed finally.
00:31:21.940 You hear that?
00:31:22.600 There's a conspiracy that Sacha Baron Cohen is fucking...
00:31:26.160 That's great.
00:31:27.020 I love it.
00:31:27.880 As Jordan Peterson is fucking hilarious.
00:31:28.740 The Jews couldn't afford him.
00:31:31.680 He'll cite these experiments they do where they will bring in a problem child into a group of students who are high achievers, high performers.
00:31:41.940 And you would think that surrounding that kid with other kids that are doing well would elevate the problem child.
00:31:47.540 And in fact, the opposite happens.
00:31:49.380 Brings them down.
00:31:49.920 It brings the other kids down.
00:31:51.460 So, I mean, there is, you know, psychological studies that'll back that theory.
00:31:57.380 Here's my advice.
00:31:58.800 Oh, wait.
00:31:59.120 I didn't actually give my advice.
00:32:00.260 Yes, you didn't give advice.
00:32:01.700 Go ahead.
00:32:01.960 My advice is just that lean into that typically one of you will be hard and one of you will be soft.
00:32:08.380 Just lean into that.
00:32:09.160 And that's okay.
00:32:09.740 There's nothing wrong with that.
00:32:10.520 Good cop, bad cop.
00:32:11.340 Yeah.
00:32:12.180 One of them is going to be soft.
00:32:13.640 Let them be soft.
00:32:14.480 And the other one is going to be a grumpy bitch.
00:32:15.760 Let them be a grumpy bitch.
00:32:16.440 And my thing is, like, just learn only, again, 18 months.
00:32:21.340 That's it.
00:32:21.720 That's all I've been a parent.
00:32:23.100 But my thing has been, like, whatever other people, just treat them like a human as an adult.
00:32:28.420 Like, these people, like, these aren't, like, they are sort of like a puppy you have to take care of.
00:32:35.300 Like, for the first, like, year.
00:32:38.360 Longer.
00:32:38.940 Longer.
00:32:39.540 It's like, I just keep this thing alive.
00:32:41.760 Yes.
00:32:41.940 That's all that's what it comes down to.
00:32:43.680 When you have, yeah.
00:32:44.180 Like, when you have a puppy, that's, like, that puppy stage is, like, three months, six months.
00:32:49.380 And then you could train it to kind of, like, stop you.
00:32:52.280 It's way longer.
00:32:53.700 It's amazing that humans are alive because it takes them so long to have their shit together.
00:32:58.160 And then even at, like, a quarter, 25, 25 years, I'm, like, still retarded.
00:33:03.460 The dumbest shit in the world.
00:33:04.780 So it's, like, still retarded.
00:33:05.540 But my thing is, like, treat it like an adult.
00:33:08.260 Like, these people, like, they can understand more than you, like, than you realize.
00:33:11.940 Like, I remember, like, I was just listening to a podcast.
00:33:15.640 And they were talking about, like, stories and people writing stories.
00:33:19.080 And they want to make sure the audience knows everything and spell it out.
00:33:23.560 Like, the audience knows more than you realize.
00:33:26.180 Same thing with kids.
00:33:27.020 The kids can understand more than you think.
00:33:30.320 And so even when they're pretty young, like, just talk to them.
00:33:33.620 Like, you're not their friend.
00:33:35.640 Yeah, yeah.
00:33:36.440 You're not their friend.
00:33:38.020 You have to protect them.
00:33:39.280 But they still understand more than you realize.
00:33:41.280 So talk to them.
00:33:42.320 Like, make sure they understand.
00:33:43.380 Like, if they do something stupid, like, be, like, get on to them.
00:33:47.060 Be, like, no, don't do that.
00:33:48.600 And then later on, be, like, hey, this is why you don't do that shit.
00:33:51.560 Yeah.
00:33:51.780 Because, like, I want you to be, like, I want you to be successful not only now but later.
00:34:00.080 And I had to make sure, I had to think about both the temporary and the, in the future, you, so that you turn out to be a good man, good woman, good wife, good husband, good protector.
00:34:12.020 So just, just treat them like how you would treat somebody you don't know.
00:34:16.920 Like, just treat them like, okay, I'm going to make sure.
00:34:19.540 Treat your kids like you don't know them.
00:34:21.860 Who the fuck are you?
00:34:24.000 Treat them like a fucking, like, adult.
00:34:26.900 What are you doing in my house?
00:34:27.680 And then whenever you hear, like, somebody else come up, because I remember hearing this about, like, homeschool kids.
00:34:33.000 They'd be, like, they don't fucking, they're so fucking weird and everything.
00:34:36.280 But they're also really good with, like, adults.
00:34:38.120 Like, they act like an adult.
00:34:39.540 And that's what you want.
00:34:40.340 That's what you want to hear.
00:34:41.060 Not my homeschool kids.
00:34:42.640 Yeah.
00:34:43.440 Yeah, your homeschool kids act like a fucking asshole.
00:34:47.700 I actually do, like, Top's kids.
00:34:49.760 They're very fun.
00:34:50.960 It's just funny seeing Top, like, freak out at the end of the night.
00:34:53.400 He's like, don't fucking sleep, dude.
00:34:55.340 Oh, dude, it's like, here's the thing.
00:34:58.200 Like, the last couple days, they've been wearing on me because they get it.
00:35:02.000 Kids get into these moods.
00:35:03.280 They're never, like, it's never consistent behavior.
00:35:06.060 And it's been the last couple days.
00:35:07.660 I'm like, oh, you guys are turned up to 11.
00:35:09.280 I think it's because you're here.
00:35:10.980 They're, like, showing out.
00:35:12.020 Yeah, I was going to say that.
00:35:13.340 So, like, the same way with your kid.
00:35:15.120 Yeah, he shows out.
00:35:15.720 They like to perform.
00:35:16.740 My kids like to perform.
00:35:18.060 Layla loves to, whatever, Doc's my daughter.
00:35:20.620 Layla loves to perform.
00:35:21.860 She loves to try to make you laugh.
00:35:23.540 Because when I'm talking to them, my kids or my wife, I'm always, like, making them laugh
00:35:29.840 or, like, making my wife laugh in, like, a...
00:35:31.860 But my comedy, obviously, is, like, this backhanded way.
00:35:35.040 They don't understand it.
00:35:36.300 He's going to his kids going,
00:35:37.360 Kids are legitimately a sponge.
00:35:40.860 Yeah.
00:35:41.000 They will take, like, what you and your wife are and whoever is fucking raising them.
00:35:44.340 My son walks around and goes, a very racist good morning to you.
00:35:48.640 And I'm like, fuck, dude.
00:35:50.120 He heard that.
00:35:51.180 He was in the next room.
00:35:52.360 Yeah.
00:35:52.380 He loves it.
00:35:53.320 I was...
00:35:53.760 It was funny because we were at a...
00:35:55.300 Me and Top and his kids and his wife and my wife and my kid.
00:35:59.240 We were at, like, a wing place the other day.
00:36:02.240 And I was singing a song because it was, like, a fucking, like, a country song based upon,
00:36:08.920 like, a guy talking about...
00:36:10.920 Old Town Road.
00:36:11.260 No, no, I can't remember the song names it was.
00:36:14.760 But it was basically, it came down to that your kid will do things and you realize it's
00:36:21.160 because you did it first.
00:36:22.560 They'll say shit.
00:36:25.060 God, I can't remember the name of the song.
00:36:27.240 But, like, you don't realize how much your kids pick up on what you do.
00:36:30.940 And they will mimic you.
00:36:32.320 And they will follow you.
00:36:33.620 And it's, like, it's really cool to think about.
00:36:36.860 And it's also kind of, like, scary because, like, listen, if I, like, if I...
00:36:42.740 Let's just say I was really, like, mean to my wife.
00:36:46.100 And I was a terrible husband.
00:36:47.600 Like, which I am.
00:36:50.360 Very mean.
00:36:51.320 I beat her.
00:36:52.320 And I kill her.
00:36:53.680 And she's terrible.
00:36:55.440 No, I'm just kidding.
00:36:56.320 But, like, your kids will pick up on it.
00:36:58.880 And they will soak it up.
00:36:59.980 And they will become that.
00:37:01.280 And it's just, like, you have to be careful with what you say, what you do, how you are.
00:37:05.900 Because this whole shit of, like, do what I say, not how I am.
00:37:11.220 They're never going to do that.
00:37:12.500 It's so scary.
00:37:14.380 That's how the boomers fucking did it.
00:37:16.040 That's how why our generation is fucked.
00:37:18.580 That's why, like, we are where we are now.
00:37:22.180 Because, like, they were just, like, just do what I say.
00:37:24.380 Don't do how I am.
00:37:25.700 And they act like assholes.
00:37:27.160 And then their kids are assholes.
00:37:28.820 And, like, they will soak it up.
00:37:31.280 And, like, if you're not, if you love your wife, and even in the Bible, take it back to this, whatever, like, Nephilim Death Squad is about.
00:37:38.480 Take it back to the Bible.
00:37:39.240 God was just, like, listen, lead by example.
00:37:41.980 Like, how Christ did, he led by example.
00:37:44.320 And he said, husbands, like, lead your wives by example and lead your kids by example.
00:37:49.100 And, like, because they'll catch on things you don't even realize they catch on.
00:37:54.920 If you treat your wife with love, they'll treat their mothers with love.
00:37:59.600 If you treat, like, you're, and, like, they reciprocate.
00:38:03.140 And it's just crazy.
00:38:04.240 And whenever you do it right, it's amazing to watch.
00:38:07.300 Whenever you do it wrong.
00:38:08.180 His kid's not even talking yet.
00:38:09.460 But, yes, I agree.
00:38:11.440 It is true.
00:38:12.100 I'll do this thing with my wife where I'll, like, I get whiny with her.
00:38:16.260 Babe.
00:38:17.480 And I'll, like, bother her and shit.
00:38:19.960 And I can't, it's just fun for me.
00:38:22.100 But then I'll see him start to get, like, whiny mommy mode.
00:38:26.860 And I'm like, fuck.
00:38:28.200 That's, I'm doing the thing.
00:38:29.500 He's emulating it.
00:38:30.840 But it's a totally different thing when he emulates it.
00:38:33.280 Now he's just being a whiny, almost like a brat.
00:38:35.880 And he's, like, hanging on her constantly.
00:38:39.060 18.43 shekels.
00:38:40.920 What does this mean?
00:38:42.660 Is that how many shekels that amounts to?
00:38:44.660 Five dollars?
00:38:45.240 Is that the conversion rate in shekels right now?
00:38:48.220 Holy shit.
00:38:49.160 Yeah, it is funny to, like, I was talking to Cole and his wife.
00:38:52.480 And they're, like, we're peaceful parenting.
00:38:54.140 And, like, very adamant about it.
00:38:55.480 And I'm, like, wait till he starts, like, talking.
00:38:58.300 There's no, yeah.
00:39:00.040 Once he starts talking.
00:39:01.160 Like, my son is, literally responds to the threat of, like, violence.
00:39:05.980 And I don't, like, fuck him up, like, spankings.
00:39:08.140 I'm, like, okay, bitch, come on, then.
00:39:09.360 Let's fucking go.
00:39:10.020 And I'll, like, square up with him.
00:39:11.020 That's going to be a problem I know when he gets older.
00:39:13.400 When he gets older and I lose a step and he starts to develop hands and shit like that,
00:39:17.020 that's what's going to be a problem.
00:39:17.960 Why does Cole's screen look like a belligerently drunk frat boy's room?
00:39:20.920 Because he's got an android.
00:39:21.940 Because I bought a gaming phone.
00:39:24.480 Which is crazy.
00:39:25.100 You would think that that meant that the camera would at least be good.
00:39:28.260 No, no, a gaming phone is, like, we're going to focus everything on.
00:39:32.420 And just fuck it.
00:39:33.280 It literally is a gaming phone.
00:39:34.220 It's literally, like, I, like...
00:39:35.840 Do you play games?
00:39:37.360 Yeah, I play phone games, yeah.
00:39:38.540 What phone games?
00:39:39.340 Candy Crush?
00:39:40.080 No, no, no.
00:39:40.500 I need a phone fucking...
00:39:41.260 Like, for anybody that doesn't know, I play Arena Breakout.
00:39:44.240 I play COD Mobile.
00:39:46.220 I play, like, a lot of games that are, like, actually processor.
00:39:51.100 When do you play?
00:39:52.780 I've seen you work.
00:39:53.860 Well, is it when you're working?
00:39:55.640 Yeah, 100%.
00:39:57.420 I remember...
00:39:58.660 Dude, I took a whole day out.
00:39:59.960 This was, like, a former job.
00:40:01.860 I remember I was, like...
00:40:02.760 It was when COD Mobile came out.
00:40:04.540 If you remember this, just let me know in the comments.
00:40:07.600 But COD Mobile came out.
00:40:08.880 I spent the entire...
00:40:10.260 The entire eight hours of my job.
00:40:13.960 Nine hours, technically, because I get an hour for lunch.
00:40:16.600 Nine hours of it just playing COD Mobile multiplayer.
00:40:19.560 I was just fucking playing on my fucking...
00:40:21.420 My phone.
00:40:22.720 I loved it.
00:40:23.380 It was amazing, and that's why I get fired all the time.
00:40:27.480 Look, Peng Ling said once he choked out his dad wrestling,
00:40:31.300 and he thought he killed him.
00:40:32.420 Oh, my God.
00:40:33.520 That's a horrifying thing.
00:40:35.220 Did I tell you that my dad asked me to punch him one time?
00:40:37.340 What the fuck?
00:40:38.200 Yeah.
00:40:38.660 I asked my kid to punch me all the time.
00:40:40.060 How old were you?
00:40:41.220 I was 17.
00:40:44.080 And I cried, and I said, no.
00:40:49.460 Cole was definitely that kid.
00:40:51.080 Yeah, you got games on your phone.
00:40:52.160 You got games on your phone.
00:40:53.960 No, I probably wasn't 17.
00:40:55.640 That's actually a big thing to talk about, too.
00:40:58.500 Whoever asked this question.
00:40:59.380 Is your fucking air not working here?
00:41:00.880 Is anybody else sweating?
00:41:02.020 It's because I got sunburned.
00:41:02.940 There's nothing in here.
00:41:04.340 There's one vent there, but it doesn't fucking matter.
00:41:06.680 It's crazy.
00:41:07.280 I got sunburned, and now I'm just perpetually sweating.
00:41:09.700 All right, go on.
00:41:10.060 What were you saying?
00:41:11.240 I forgot now.
00:41:12.020 I feel like I'm killing my friends.
00:41:13.300 Unbelievable.
00:41:13.800 I'm not hot.
00:41:14.140 You should.
00:41:14.400 You should feel terrible.
00:41:15.620 Let's bring in the questions.
00:41:17.420 Okay, wait, wait.
00:41:18.080 He said, first kid, so again, right around three years old, they're going to start asking
00:41:24.640 about the phone.
00:41:25.640 That's what I'm drinking.
00:41:26.120 Yeah.
00:41:26.640 I don't give my kid the phone.
00:41:28.820 McFarlane's Reserve.
00:41:29.920 No, my kid doesn't get my phone.
00:41:31.720 My phone is for tweeting, and that's really it.
00:41:34.220 And I barely pick up phone calls on it.
00:41:35.740 Yeah, I don't fucking, I don't give my, my, my kid has never touched my phone, and my
00:41:40.700 wife gives him, the other day we were at dinner, yesterday, was it yesterday?
00:41:44.160 And, uh.
00:41:44.940 Your wife gives a phone?
00:41:45.900 One time.
00:41:46.980 Oh, yeah.
00:41:47.600 Just at dinner.
00:41:48.600 I've never seen her do, I haven't seen her do it since he was a baby.
00:41:51.180 She wanted him, like, sedated.
00:41:52.400 She just wanted him to shut the fuck up.
00:41:53.740 Yeah.
00:41:53.960 Yeah, because we were doing it.
00:41:54.600 Guys, this is what we're doing here, okay?
00:41:56.420 No matter what anybody says, and that was very heartfelt and very true, Cole, what we're
00:42:01.740 doing as parents, you're going to realize is we're going to be just surviving.
00:42:06.500 Okay?
00:42:06.780 Yeah.
00:42:07.240 Sometimes you got to just survive.
00:42:08.880 I agree.
00:42:09.280 What your wife did there was a survival thing.
00:42:11.800 I guess that day was like, like, this was a lot with this motherfucker.
00:42:15.800 Yeah.
00:42:15.820 It was good, though.
00:42:16.380 It worked out.
00:42:17.100 It was good.
00:42:17.620 Jackie was good that day.
00:42:18.500 He was crushing it.
00:42:19.180 He was really enjoying the water.
00:42:20.560 I know he, well, really, he was harassing you guys.
00:42:23.060 He kept coming up to both you and Toppy.
00:42:24.840 No, he was fun.
00:42:25.360 You guys know anything about dragons?
00:42:26.920 Dude, he goes, he straight up comes to me.
00:42:28.400 I said it like this.
00:42:29.160 He said, what do you know about dragons?
00:42:30.580 I was like, nothing.
00:42:31.560 And I just fucking drove away.
00:42:32.760 And then he goes straight over to Cole, and he's like, do you know anything about dragons?
00:42:35.740 I don't know, man.
00:42:36.380 Like, not really.
00:42:39.100 I said, I was like, I believe they're real.
00:42:41.620 Yeah.
00:42:42.040 I think they were real.
00:42:43.000 And he liked that.
00:42:43.700 He was like, yeah.
00:42:44.320 All right, cool.
00:42:45.180 Yeah, I thought that was implied, though.
00:42:46.700 Like, that's why I was like, he was asking me if I know any details.
00:42:49.140 Like, I never fucking seen one, but I think there was.
00:42:51.200 I didn't say that.
00:42:52.080 I was just like, nah, I thought about it deeply.
00:42:54.520 I was like, nah.
00:42:55.960 I actually don't.
00:42:57.340 Maybe we should do an episode about dragons, because I don't know much about it.
00:43:00.120 I mean, we talked a little bit about dragons with JC.
00:43:02.360 Yeah.
00:43:02.780 And that was like, I explained that to him.
00:43:05.000 I know about giants.
00:43:06.140 I was talking all about giants.
00:43:07.260 There's a biblical precedence for dragons.
00:43:07.780 There's no biblical precedence for dinosaurs.
00:43:10.440 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:43:11.360 Wait, wait, wait.
00:43:12.080 You don't think there's biblical precedence for dinosaurs?
00:43:14.520 No.
00:43:14.580 Get out of here with the book of Job.
00:43:15.740 There's biblical precedence for.
00:43:16.320 You don't think the Leviathan?
00:43:17.560 It's not even just in the book of Job.
00:43:18.820 It's also in the book of Psalms.
00:43:19.920 I don't think it's a dragon.
00:43:20.720 I think it's more like a dragon.
00:43:22.340 And I also don't think it's a dinosaur in the Jurassic Park sense.
00:43:25.760 I think that's a Hollywood manufactured bullshit.
00:43:28.880 Yes, I agree with you there, but I don't believe that there's also like, no, like zero,
00:43:33.760 but like, because we had Martha, not Martha, right, no, fucking, what's the other chick
00:43:39.180 that does like his show?
00:43:40.740 She's really been getting dinosaurs.
00:43:42.300 She was on Tower Gang.
00:43:43.300 Yeah, I know, I know.
00:43:44.840 She's supposed to come on a show, too.
00:43:46.560 She asked me not to talk about the Jews.
00:43:48.380 Forget her name.
00:43:48.960 Oh, the bitch who does something with...
00:43:51.400 Brad Binkley.
00:43:52.600 She used to have a show with Brad Binkley.
00:43:54.540 Yeah, you do.
00:43:55.000 He was at the Georgia convention with Trump, with the fake Trump.
00:43:57.780 Did you know that?
00:43:58.400 He was co-moderating with Clint.
00:44:01.260 Oh, the bold guy?
00:44:02.800 The other bold guy?
00:44:05.420 He was kind of like bolding.
00:44:06.720 I don't know that, man.
00:44:07.640 Can we, we got, we have a lot of stuff to get through.
00:44:09.580 Yeah, let's just fucking, honestly, let's just like fucking...
00:44:12.780 Bron James, have you guys heard of Jesse Lee Peterson?
00:44:15.780 Of course we have.
00:44:16.460 No, never, actually.
00:44:17.820 What?
00:44:18.000 No.
00:44:18.720 Sorry, let me pull this back up.
00:44:19.740 I don't listen to niggers.
00:44:21.600 What are we doing on this show?
00:44:22.780 We're talking about niggers?
00:44:25.420 Wrong show.
00:44:26.060 This is a difference.
00:44:26.900 Sometimes we talk about niggers on the show.
00:44:30.020 Jesse Lee Peterson.
00:44:30.960 Monica Perez.
00:44:31.260 Thank you, Jason.
00:44:31.680 You ever heard him talk about how...
00:44:32.820 Oh, Monica Perez.
00:44:33.640 Monica Perez, yeah.
00:44:34.400 The spirit of anger comes from our mothers
00:44:36.760 and that we have to forgive our parents in order to overcome it.
00:44:40.140 If so, what's your opinion on that?
00:44:42.340 It's fascinating.
00:44:43.220 I actually, I kind of agree, just because like,
00:44:45.960 if you break it down, just a personal experience,
00:44:50.000 mothers do raise the kids.
00:44:52.920 It's kind of hard to say that.
00:44:54.320 It's sad because...
00:44:56.000 I don't think that's sad.
00:44:57.320 I think it's actually natural.
00:44:59.120 Because even though, like the men...
00:45:00.800 Like, listen, my son was sick this week
00:45:02.720 and Topp can confirm and David can confirm.
00:45:06.360 What did he say whenever he wanted somebody?
00:45:07.960 Oh, it was just mama.
00:45:08.980 It was mama.
00:45:09.500 No, it's kind of like this like...
00:45:11.240 You're just like closing and opening
00:45:13.560 and this mmm sound and it just happens.
00:45:15.120 And it was mama.
00:45:15.980 Anytime that anybody was gone, it was mama.
00:45:18.300 Give me mama.
00:45:19.360 And like, mothers raise the kids.
00:45:21.640 And like, the fathers are supposed to instill certain values in them,
00:45:26.080 but mothers raise the kids.
00:45:27.620 And because that's how it's supposed to be.
00:45:28.940 The father's supposed to be out doing the work.
00:45:31.180 The mother's supposed to raise the kids.
00:45:32.740 That's just how it's supposed to be.
00:45:33.660 And if you do end up in a bad situation
00:45:37.680 where their kid is fucking on drugs
00:45:39.860 or they are doing criminal activity
00:45:42.060 or they're doing something wrong,
00:45:43.500 it falls back on the mother.
00:45:46.000 Look at what Royal Deluxe said.
00:45:47.220 Because they were the main person that raised them.
00:45:50.820 He said, women put curses on you
00:45:52.460 so you have to forgive them verbally
00:45:53.880 for them to release you.
00:45:55.380 That's interesting.
00:45:56.620 They do put curses on you.
00:45:57.720 They do put curses on you.
00:45:58.560 And I think...
00:45:59.320 My mom...
00:45:59.820 If you leave all women to their own device,
00:46:01.600 they'll become pagan.
00:46:02.200 My mom put a curse on me, 100%.
00:46:04.720 Yeah?
00:46:05.280 Yeah, you could ask my wife too.
00:46:07.060 She said like...
00:46:07.860 She was like,
00:46:09.000 oh, I hope when you have kids,
00:46:10.940 you're going to get...
00:46:11.620 And they're going to drive you crazy
00:46:13.400 and this and that.
00:46:14.040 I was a very good kid.
00:46:15.660 She put that curse on me.
00:46:16.740 That is a verbal curse.
00:46:18.400 I can be a witness.
00:46:20.620 They are fucking crazy.
00:46:22.760 Well, they drive me crazy at some point
00:46:24.980 in aspects that are like
00:46:26.680 a little bit easier for other people.
00:46:28.080 It's very easy for me.
00:46:29.020 I just...
00:46:29.280 I got the monkeys.
00:46:30.600 We just crushed with the monkeys all day.
00:46:31.940 Yeah.
00:46:32.360 It was a good time.
00:46:33.560 This is like Uncle David came.
00:46:35.100 Last time...
00:46:35.640 The last thing he got my kids
00:46:37.140 was a water gun
00:46:38.160 that they wanted to shoot inside.
00:46:39.880 You don't know the fucking fight
00:46:40.940 I had with that thing.
00:46:41.800 Really?
00:46:42.300 They love that thing.
00:46:43.220 They crushed with that all day.
00:46:46.060 And then he came in
00:46:47.840 with seven pound monkeys.
00:46:48.960 Seven pound monkeys.
00:46:49.960 Several of them.
00:46:50.820 I grabbed them
00:46:51.460 and I was like,
00:46:52.140 what's that?
00:46:53.440 And he's like,
00:46:53.840 it's for your kids.
00:46:54.380 And I'm like,
00:46:54.740 oh, man.
00:46:55.380 I just thought it was in Hobby Lobby.
00:46:57.120 I was like,
00:46:57.420 this is going to crash.
00:46:58.060 And the rest of the fucking night
00:46:59.400 just fucking slamming them on the ground.
00:47:01.680 Slamming them,
00:47:02.340 trying to break them.
00:47:03.760 And then just swinging them around,
00:47:05.820 swinging them.
00:47:06.700 And Top was like,
00:47:07.400 no.
00:47:08.320 You don't fucking do that.
00:47:09.320 I was slamming them too.
00:47:10.160 Just put them on the ground.
00:47:10.800 I got your kid a...
00:47:12.480 A small one.
00:47:13.080 A small monkey.
00:47:13.480 A tiny one.
00:47:13.840 Yeah.
00:47:14.660 Here's the thing.
00:47:15.380 If you break this thing
00:47:16.560 because you're like throwing it
00:47:17.640 and you're playing with it,
00:47:18.520 fine.
00:47:19.060 But they played...
00:47:19.720 He had it by both arms.
00:47:26.180 And this thing is almost...
00:47:27.420 It's probably...
00:47:28.160 He's 35 pounds or something like that.
00:47:29.800 It's like seven pounds.
00:47:30.960 Yeah.
00:47:31.140 So this is one fifth of his weight.
00:47:33.360 And he's taking it over his head
00:47:34.540 and just...
00:47:35.500 Yeah.
00:47:35.940 Your daughter tried to walk away with it.
00:47:37.600 She grabbed it by the arm.
00:47:38.800 The body was sitting on the chair.
00:47:40.240 She went to walk
00:47:40.940 and it was like somebody yanked her back.
00:47:42.440 Yeah.
00:47:43.080 The shit didn't even bug me.
00:47:44.440 So someone did say,
00:47:45.980 just Lee Peterson says
00:47:47.220 to have a talk
00:47:47.820 and forgive your mom
00:47:48.720 and return to father
00:47:49.660 or God.
00:47:50.420 Listen.
00:47:50.960 Yes.
00:47:51.240 Because like...
00:47:52.120 Hey, it's Jesse Lee Peterson
00:47:52.920 with the fucking heat, huh?
00:47:53.880 No.
00:47:54.400 No.
00:47:54.960 Listen.
00:47:55.280 Listen to this shit.
00:47:57.540 Because yes,
00:47:59.580 your mom does raise you.
00:48:01.180 And if you have a bad mother,
00:48:02.960 they will lead you
00:48:04.000 in the wrong direction
00:48:05.060 because women are women.
00:48:07.240 It's just how it is.
00:48:08.160 I feel bad
00:48:08.720 because my wife is great.
00:48:09.980 And Top's wife is great.
00:48:11.760 And David's wife is great.
00:48:13.340 I've met all of them.
00:48:14.200 She's really good.
00:48:17.080 But they are women.
00:48:18.260 They are women.
00:48:18.620 And there's something about like...
00:48:20.640 One of the things we...
00:48:21.880 I think...
00:48:22.300 I don't know if you discussed it.
00:48:23.200 The Oedipal mother
00:48:23.900 is a thing, right?
00:48:26.080 It's like...
00:48:26.800 Yeah.
00:48:27.240 I don't think my wife
00:48:28.140 doesn't have that though.
00:48:29.140 No, but there's degrees to it.
00:48:30.540 Like, I think every mother
00:48:32.180 is an Oedipal mother.
00:48:33.880 At the apex of that,
00:48:35.520 you're fucking your kid.
00:48:36.300 Right.
00:48:36.560 Right.
00:48:36.800 And that's obviously terrifying.
00:48:38.680 She fucking your kid?
00:48:40.140 Oedipus.
00:48:40.600 Yeah.
00:48:40.840 Oedipus was the first motherfucker.
00:48:42.080 Yeah, I understand that.
00:48:42.960 But like, Jesus Christ.
00:48:43.920 But that's at the most extreme
00:48:45.740 end of that spectrum.
00:48:46.600 On the lower end of that spectrum,
00:48:48.300 you're just being too...
00:48:50.600 Allowing your child
00:48:52.620 to trespass too much against you
00:48:54.660 because you don't want to
00:48:56.520 be the bad guy.
00:48:58.620 That is on the lower end
00:49:00.000 of the scale.
00:49:00.680 And that's still
00:49:01.360 on the Oedipal mother scale.
00:49:04.000 And like...
00:49:04.600 And it's...
00:49:06.600 It makes sense
00:49:07.900 because like women,
00:49:08.660 they do raise the kid mostly.
00:49:10.100 Like my kid,
00:49:10.840 he cries for mama.
00:49:11.860 He doesn't cry.
00:49:12.500 He says daddy.
00:49:13.560 He wants daddy.
00:49:14.420 But like...
00:49:15.280 And my wife says daddy.
00:49:16.900 Are you crying?
00:49:18.340 No.
00:49:19.740 He's got a wet mouth.
00:49:22.540 But in the end of it,
00:49:23.960 like they do mostly raise it
00:49:25.580 because the men should be out
00:49:26.960 doing the work.
00:49:28.620 Podcasting.
00:49:29.420 And you should...
00:49:30.220 And if you are raised wrong
00:49:31.840 and you do end up
00:49:32.660 in a situation
00:49:33.620 where you're hateful
00:49:34.980 and you're wrong
00:49:35.900 and you're fucking gay,
00:49:37.620 you should...
00:49:38.640 Listen,
00:49:39.800 you should forgive your mother
00:49:40.880 because they do...
00:49:42.940 Since they raised you,
00:49:43.960 mostly,
00:49:44.840 they are the ones
00:49:45.520 that caused you
00:49:46.060 to be how you are.
00:49:46.940 It is partly your fault.
00:49:48.380 But you should forgive your mother
00:49:49.800 as well as you should
00:49:51.020 ask for repentance
00:49:52.160 for yourself.
00:49:53.060 And that's what
00:49:53.500 the spirit of rage
00:49:54.520 that he's saying
00:49:55.320 is what you'll suffer
00:49:57.400 if you don't...
00:49:58.280 No, it's more...
00:49:59.360 The spirit of anger.
00:50:00.400 Because you're angry
00:50:01.680 at your mother.
00:50:02.560 So you're like,
00:50:03.040 I'm going to do everything
00:50:03.720 she says not to do.
00:50:05.160 And I'm going to be fucking gay
00:50:06.600 and I'm going to be fucking
00:50:07.820 a whore
00:50:09.300 or I'm going to be
00:50:10.580 like something like this.
00:50:11.660 And because the mother
00:50:12.760 taught me wrong
00:50:13.560 and because I'm upset at them,
00:50:14.940 I'm going to
00:50:15.740 go against them
00:50:16.980 and you should forgive them
00:50:18.160 because like...
00:50:20.160 Because they're lesser than.
00:50:23.440 Because most mothers
00:50:24.960 do want the best
00:50:26.320 for their kids.
00:50:27.000 I'll say most
00:50:27.580 because there are some
00:50:28.500 fucking weird-ass bitches
00:50:30.540 that like don't.
00:50:32.320 But...
00:50:32.800 And like...
00:50:34.460 And they did
00:50:35.040 what they thought was best
00:50:36.120 and most of the time
00:50:37.180 they were either wrong
00:50:38.040 because women can be
00:50:39.040 easily tricked.
00:50:42.000 Is that the best word for it?
00:50:43.800 I guess tricked is...
00:50:44.560 Suede.
00:50:45.040 Suede or manipulated.
00:50:46.020 Into thinking like
00:50:47.040 this is the best way
00:50:47.840 I should raise my kids.
00:50:49.260 Go to TikTok.
00:50:50.060 Go to Instagram
00:50:50.880 and fucking watch...
00:50:52.520 I can't stand that shit.
00:50:52.920 Fucking watch how
00:50:53.860 like these motherfuckers...
00:50:55.120 It's just random bitches
00:50:55.340 telling you how to raise
00:50:56.360 your fucking kid
00:50:57.140 and other women are going wrong.
00:50:58.660 Yes, yes.
00:50:59.300 It's fucking terrible.
00:51:00.720 Yeah, I can't tell you.
00:51:01.140 And then like
00:51:01.960 then they do it
00:51:02.720 and their kids hate them
00:51:04.020 and they turn gay
00:51:05.200 and then the mother
00:51:07.540 has to be like
00:51:08.280 do this weird
00:51:09.100 like shit
00:51:11.540 where they're like
00:51:12.060 oh, okay.
00:51:13.000 I guess like
00:51:13.640 they're gay
00:51:14.480 so it's fine now
00:51:15.780 because like
00:51:16.240 that's what they chose.
00:51:17.020 Like no,
00:51:17.460 you made them that way
00:51:18.520 because you didn't
00:51:19.180 teach them right.
00:51:20.120 My wife and I have them.
00:51:20.920 And also the husband
00:51:21.860 didn't control you,
00:51:23.500 the wife.
00:51:24.060 Yes, yes.
00:51:24.660 And teach you
00:51:25.300 the right things to do
00:51:25.960 to teach your kids
00:51:26.720 because it's like
00:51:27.400 it's this weird
00:51:28.100 power dynamic
00:51:28.940 and like
00:51:29.900 and it comes down
00:51:30.660 from the top
00:51:31.160 and the top
00:51:31.820 is from
00:51:32.200 the top is God
00:51:33.280 and the God
00:51:34.220 the God should lead
00:51:35.020 the man
00:51:35.460 and the man should
00:51:36.000 lead the wife
00:51:36.520 and the wife
00:51:36.900 should lead the kids
00:51:37.680 and it's
00:51:38.340 and it's a
00:51:38.920 and it's a hierarchy
00:51:39.880 and if there's
00:51:41.000 anything broken
00:51:41.760 within that hierarchy
00:51:42.860 then the kids
00:51:43.880 are terrible
00:51:44.320 terrible
00:51:44.740 and then like
00:51:45.540 you have
00:51:45.900 where we're at now
00:51:46.700 where these kids
00:51:47.300 are fucking gay
00:51:48.060 and they're fucking
00:51:48.940 and like also
00:51:51.660 or even go back
00:51:52.520 to the fucking boomers
00:51:53.680 where like the boomers
00:51:55.000 like Owen Benjamin
00:51:56.120 has been killing
00:51:56.700 the boomers recently
00:51:57.600 because the boomers
00:51:58.920 fucked up this country
00:51:59.920 the United States
00:52:00.760 the only country
00:52:01.400 in the world
00:52:01.920 I think they fucked it up
00:52:03.840 by breaking up the hierarchy
00:52:04.980 I think so
00:52:06.140 because what happened
00:52:07.140 why were
00:52:07.700 who were the boomers
00:52:08.500 like really raised by
00:52:09.820 and who was not in the home
00:52:10.800 because what happened
00:52:11.540 during World War II
00:52:12.100 and the Korean woman
00:52:12.860 and the Vietnam War
00:52:13.440 who wasn't at home
00:52:14.160 because they were
00:52:14.580 on the battlefield
00:52:15.220 yeah
00:52:15.800 the fucking men
00:52:16.960 and then the women
00:52:18.180 had to raise the kids
00:52:19.040 without the hierarchy
00:52:20.600 of the man above them
00:52:21.680 and then without
00:52:22.060 the hierarchy
00:52:22.600 of the God above the man
00:52:24.800 and then it replicates
00:52:25.800 itself in a different way
00:52:26.840 in like the
00:52:27.420 the next generations
00:52:28.880 where now it's still
00:52:30.720 a fatherless home
00:52:31.880 that they found
00:52:32.680 a way to do it
00:52:33.420 like that spirit
00:52:34.340 of Lilith has found
00:52:35.520 instead of like
00:52:36.180 well the men are at war
00:52:36.980 it's like well
00:52:37.420 we don't need the men
00:52:38.360 let's influence the politics
00:52:39.980 right
00:52:40.460 all sort of baby talks
00:52:42.020 when he's drunk
00:52:42.380 I'm sorry
00:52:43.000 I am fucking drunk
00:52:44.420 and high
00:52:45.260 and I need to piss
00:52:46.740 like a racehorse
00:52:47.780 let's let's let's pull up
00:52:49.240 what would be the next question
00:52:50.560 I'm gonna go piss
00:52:51.160 I'm gonna go piss
00:52:51.680 also uh
00:52:52.700 check on the
00:52:53.420 check the AC
00:52:54.040 yeah dude
00:52:55.280 holy Christmas
00:52:56.320 whoo
00:52:58.740 wishes
00:52:59.460 careful with those wires
00:53:01.060 oh my god
00:53:01.340 just step over
00:53:02.140 all the wires
00:53:03.280 with those toenails too
00:53:04.860 I don't need you
00:53:05.200 cutting any of them
00:53:05.840 uh okay
00:53:06.900 so what would be
00:53:07.720 the next question there
00:53:08.580 is that um
00:53:09.620 Damascus
00:53:10.360 yeah Damascus
00:53:12.280 is that gonna be Damascus
00:53:13.260 yes
00:53:13.480 Damascus says
00:53:14.640 I saw this video
00:53:16.040 where the dude said
00:53:17.720 he was transported
00:53:18.880 to hell
00:53:19.660 and said he saw
00:53:21.660 a human that was
00:53:22.880 skinned
00:53:23.540 Jesus
00:53:23.820 and had bulging eyes
00:53:25.660 and such
00:53:26.240 but he had a collar on
00:53:28.140 and the demon
00:53:29.380 was holding the collar
00:53:30.460 he said that
00:53:31.720 sometimes
00:53:32.400 a demon
00:53:33.060 sticks
00:53:33.840 with a man
00:53:34.920 his entire life
00:53:35.860 to keep him
00:53:37.040 off the straight
00:53:37.720 and narrow
00:53:38.160 because
00:53:38.700 he was
00:53:39.440 when he was
00:53:40.220 sent to hell
00:53:40.920 uh the demon
00:53:42.300 gets him
00:53:43.060 like a dog
00:53:43.860 forever
00:53:44.360 how true
00:53:44.980 do you think
00:53:45.340 that is
00:53:45.700 I think it's true
00:53:47.020 so um
00:53:48.320 if we're judged
00:53:49.180 I mean
00:53:49.960 not judged
00:53:50.920 but it says
00:53:51.400 skinned and bulging eyes
00:53:52.700 in the bible
00:53:53.620 it says
00:53:54.040 that uh
00:53:54.580 like you'll have
00:53:55.180 like you're storing up
00:53:56.040 your gifts in heaven
00:53:56.800 right
00:53:57.240 your treasures in heaven
00:53:58.140 so when
00:53:59.000 whenever you help
00:54:00.260 to save a soul
00:54:01.160 whenever you
00:54:02.280 do good deeds
00:54:03.640 you are
00:54:04.600 uh
00:54:05.040 that goes into
00:54:05.860 your mansion
00:54:06.440 in heaven
00:54:06.860 so um
00:54:07.980 like what's the
00:54:10.080 well I think
00:54:11.180 Jesus said
00:54:11.680 you know
00:54:11.900 it's like
00:54:12.100 it's harder
00:54:12.460 for a rich man
00:54:13.480 to get into
00:54:14.060 heaven
00:54:14.900 than you know
00:54:15.860 whatever
00:54:16.300 a camel
00:54:16.640 will fit
00:54:16.880 through the eye
00:54:17.200 of a needle
00:54:17.440 saying that
00:54:18.240 like the poor man
00:54:19.120 would have
00:54:20.080 his riches
00:54:20.680 in heaven
00:54:21.060 but the rich man
00:54:22.080 has his riches
00:54:22.700 here so it's
00:54:23.360 a lot less likely
00:54:24.180 they could still
00:54:24.920 get to heaven
00:54:25.400 but they'll have
00:54:26.220 far less
00:54:26.660 because they
00:54:27.060 haven't built
00:54:27.540 that
00:54:27.840 there's like
00:54:28.740 these things
00:54:29.180 that they build
00:54:29.780 and then the
00:54:30.400 rewards that
00:54:30.840 they will receive
00:54:31.440 after
00:54:31.760 yeah through
00:54:32.140 their works
00:54:32.680 some of them
00:54:33.680 you know
00:54:33.900 there's a lot
00:54:34.220 of people
00:54:34.560 there's like
00:54:34.860 this contention
00:54:35.400 about whether
00:54:35.900 or not
00:54:37.980 well you can
00:54:39.180 get salvation
00:54:40.000 but it sounds
00:54:41.160 like what you're
00:54:41.700 saying is
00:54:42.320 if there's
00:54:43.700 anything to be
00:54:44.140 had on top
00:54:44.780 of that
00:54:45.160 so salvation
00:54:45.820 is through
00:54:46.200 Christ
00:54:46.580 but the
00:54:48.040 rewards you
00:54:48.680 get in the
00:54:49.460 afterlife
00:54:49.860 are through
00:54:50.240 works
00:54:50.680 yeah
00:54:51.700 yeah
00:54:52.000 I was just
00:54:52.780 Cole
00:54:53.060 I was just
00:54:53.340 telling him
00:54:53.720 about
00:54:53.940 you know
00:54:55.740 your treasures
00:54:56.200 that are stored
00:54:56.740 up in heaven
00:54:57.200 so the question
00:54:58.020 was
00:54:58.360 it wasn't
00:54:59.080 it was kind
00:54:59.620 of like a
00:54:59.880 submission
00:55:00.160 he saw a
00:55:00.700 video of
00:55:01.400 that a dude
00:55:02.340 said he was
00:55:02.880 transported to
00:55:03.540 hell
00:55:03.760 and basically
00:55:05.080 the demons
00:55:05.740 like latch
00:55:07.000 onto these
00:55:07.540 people
00:55:07.980 so that
00:55:09.060 way
00:55:09.360 when they
00:55:11.220 when they
00:55:11.920 get to hell
00:55:12.340 that's a nice
00:55:12.780 chord you play
00:55:13.200 when they get
00:55:13.820 to hell
00:55:14.260 they get to
00:55:15.500 have that
00:55:16.020 person walk
00:55:16.560 around like a
00:55:17.140 like a dog
00:55:17.840 for them
00:55:18.320 so they keep
00:55:19.580 that person
00:55:20.020 on a leash
00:55:20.480 when they get
00:55:20.860 to hell
00:55:21.160 that's their
00:55:22.260 that's their
00:55:23.480 like reward
00:55:24.080 so I say
00:55:24.420 well you know
00:55:25.040 as above
00:55:25.680 so below
00:55:26.240 if we're
00:55:27.240 getting treasures
00:55:28.120 in heaven
00:55:28.540 for the good
00:55:29.040 deeds we do
00:55:29.500 here
00:55:29.780 they might
00:55:30.580 be reaping
00:55:31.240 some kind
00:55:31.700 of whatever
00:55:32.320 benefits
00:55:32.860 in hell
00:55:33.360 for the awful
00:55:34.860 things that they
00:55:35.420 do here
00:55:35.820 right
00:55:36.080 it's just
00:55:36.580 everything's just
00:55:37.080 a perversion
00:55:37.580 of what
00:55:38.140 yeah
00:55:38.600 whatever god
00:55:39.320 has created
00:55:39.720 so I don't
00:55:40.300 yeah I
00:55:40.900 I don't know
00:55:41.960 if I if I know
00:55:42.880 for sure that it's true
00:55:43.660 but I kind of
00:55:44.640 I lean towards it
00:55:45.880 yeah
00:55:46.020 can I say I get
00:55:46.500 distracted for a second
00:55:47.460 by Billy Hicks
00:55:48.360 this is just one
00:55:49.100 big run-on sentence
00:55:49.980 I'm not sure
00:55:51.380 I'm not sure
00:55:51.400 I'm not sure
00:55:51.420 if you guys
00:55:52.120 realize
00:55:52.660 you're still
00:55:54.080 on YouTube
00:55:55.160 lol
00:55:55.860 PC fed
00:55:57.540 trapping me
00:55:59.420 no thanks
00:56:00.420 maybe all being
00:56:01.480 facetious
00:56:02.140 and just
00:56:02.720 locker room talk
00:56:03.740 but feds
00:56:04.420 and PC police
00:56:05.480 I'm only hate
00:56:06.620 watching too
00:56:07.280 what the fuck
00:56:08.140 dude
00:56:08.440 that's insane
00:56:10.700 what are you talking
00:56:11.620 about
00:56:11.940 I love your
00:56:12.520 I think he's just
00:56:13.080 mad we were talking
00:56:13.820 about how to be
00:56:14.300 a good dad
00:56:14.880 and he's like
00:56:15.300 he's a horrible dad
00:56:16.120 he's like I hate
00:56:16.840 my dad
00:56:17.720 hate me
00:56:18.360 my son hates me
00:56:19.860 I don't want to be
00:56:20.540 in his life
00:56:21.160 alright so
00:56:22.380 let's go to
00:56:22.900 good old fashioned
00:56:23.760 what's your favorite
00:56:24.640 food or drink
00:56:26.060 to celebrate
00:56:26.880 decapitating a Nephilim
00:56:28.560 I think
00:56:29.400 this is just a general
00:56:30.640 what's your favorite
00:56:31.200 food thing
00:56:31.740 and we talked about
00:56:32.820 it before
00:56:33.200 pizza
00:56:33.700 ribeye
00:56:35.140 oh god
00:56:36.300 he's gonna turn it
00:56:37.660 into a whole thing
00:56:38.200 go ahead
00:56:38.440 yeah this is so gay
00:56:39.400 a good pizza
00:56:40.940 a nice guy
00:56:42.200 listen stop being
00:56:43.000 gay with the meat
00:56:43.960 and how it's prepared
00:56:44.700 it's crusted
00:56:45.280 it's like a cracker
00:56:46.140 over the top
00:56:46.600 shut the fuck up
00:56:47.220 you get a good pizza
00:56:48.560 you get it crispy
00:56:50.440 like they make the pie
00:56:51.800 they cut the pie
00:56:53.020 it cools down
00:56:54.280 they put it back in
00:56:55.340 that one time
00:56:56.180 in New York
00:56:56.740 they heat it up
00:56:57.780 to the perfect
00:56:58.920 the perfect amount
00:57:00.900 the cheese is melted
00:57:02.160 but it's not like
00:57:03.020 old
00:57:03.480 the crust gets the second
00:57:04.820 as a guy who never eats food
00:57:05.700 this is like the most
00:57:06.560 I've ever seen him talk about
00:57:07.540 this is pizza bitch
00:57:08.480 no don't listen to
00:57:09.580 the fucking top
00:57:10.240 he doesn't eat at all
00:57:11.420 I mean I believe him
00:57:12.220 about the pizza
00:57:12.620 my wife noticed
00:57:13.700 she was like
00:57:14.180 I don't think top eats
00:57:15.740 and I asked him
00:57:17.000 I was like dude
00:57:17.560 have you eaten today
00:57:18.760 it was yesterday
00:57:19.420 we got the pizza
00:57:20.400 and he goes like
00:57:20.940 dude I've been eating
00:57:21.760 all day
00:57:22.300 and I was like
00:57:22.620 I've watched you
00:57:23.520 you ate cereal in the morning
00:57:25.000 and you ate like
00:57:26.020 eight Pringles
00:57:27.420 and a couple of chicharrones
00:57:28.860 from uh
00:57:29.460 I opened the pork rinds
00:57:30.760 and it was
00:57:31.260 I've never seen him eat
00:57:32.320 but he did hover over the bag
00:57:33.960 and he kind of like
00:57:34.900 feverishly ate pork rinds
00:57:36.440 I was like
00:57:36.700 and then we go to dinner
00:57:38.160 and dinner
00:57:38.680 what did he have David
00:57:39.860 oh he had
00:57:40.420 dude
00:57:40.900 had chicken nuggets
00:57:42.200 he had chicken nuggets
00:57:43.840 and fries
00:57:44.540 and they were good
00:57:45.360 I had Mahi tacos
00:57:46.920 and and and fucking
00:57:49.040 two Bloody Marys
00:57:49.940 this nigga ate fucking
00:57:50.900 chicken nuggets
00:57:51.820 and french fries
00:57:52.380 last time I went there
00:57:52.900 I had the shrimp basket
00:57:54.100 and they gave me the shrimp
00:57:55.500 that was like uh
00:57:56.600 breaded
00:57:57.100 and they said
00:57:57.920 when they say fried shrimp
00:57:59.040 I think they're gonna fry it
00:58:00.640 like
00:58:01.100 like fry the shrimp
00:58:03.200 right
00:58:03.560 they breaded it
00:58:04.340 and I was like
00:58:04.900 I don't want seafood this time
00:58:06.200 so I just got fucking
00:58:07.080 regular breaded chicken
00:58:08.000 you mean pan seared
00:58:09.300 pan seared yeah
00:58:10.200 I like a breaded shrimp
00:58:11.680 when they say fry
00:58:12.620 it's breaded
00:58:13.260 no the name of it
00:58:14.080 the name of it is uh
00:58:15.180 so I fucked up
00:58:16.140 the name of it is a
00:58:17.340 fried shrimp basket
00:58:19.300 and then it says
00:58:19.840 you could ask fried
00:58:20.540 or pan seared
00:58:21.120 and I didn't even realize that
00:58:22.360 and neither did the waiter
00:58:23.240 so they just gave it to me
00:58:24.380 how they thought I wanted it
00:58:25.340 and I said I didn't want this
00:58:26.260 so next time I went
00:58:27.220 I said I'm just gonna get
00:58:28.120 chicken nuggets
00:58:28.600 because I fucking got shrimp
00:58:29.400 you just send it back
00:58:30.580 and be like
00:58:30.800 this is not what I'm talking about
00:58:31.400 I'm not gonna do that
00:58:32.520 when my wife sent back
00:58:34.320 that margarita
00:58:34.960 I was embarrassed
00:58:35.660 but then I tried it
00:58:36.880 it was garbage
00:58:37.420 it was garbage
00:58:37.960 Marshall Banana wants to know
00:58:39.500 if you fast
00:58:40.040 no no
00:58:41.200 he fasts between the first
00:58:43.480 and like
00:58:44.380 sorry
00:58:44.940 between the third and fourth
00:58:46.440 uh like uh
00:58:47.660 evenings of the chips
00:58:49.420 that he has in the day
00:58:50.480 I don't eat breakfast
00:58:51.920 I usually eat one time a day
00:58:53.640 crazy
00:58:54.580 that's just how I
00:58:55.960 that's how I am
00:58:56.580 I do two times a day
00:58:57.620 my wife
00:58:59.340 I'm not gonna be pressured anymore
00:59:01.020 by my my wife
00:59:02.520 listen
00:59:02.980 when I met my wife
00:59:03.920 I wanted to ask her
00:59:05.380 one of the things
00:59:05.940 she was like
00:59:06.380 all her friends were like
00:59:07.400 well he has like a full six pack
00:59:08.940 oh look at his
00:59:10.100 and then I met my wife
00:59:11.220 and it's just like
00:59:12.120 eating
00:59:12.540 eating
00:59:13.320 eating
00:59:13.900 and they look at you
00:59:14.640 and they say
00:59:14.920 you're not gonna fucking eat
00:59:15.800 and I'm like
00:59:16.060 I can't eat like this
00:59:17.000 it's too much
00:59:18.140 my wife was like
00:59:19.340 the other day
00:59:19.900 she was like
00:59:20.520 she's like
00:59:21.420 these motherfuckers
00:59:22.360 don't fucking eat
00:59:23.320 like anything
00:59:24.240 and they're like
00:59:25.260 we brought sandwiches
00:59:26.640 but they don't want to eat
00:59:27.840 and I was like
00:59:28.980 I don't know
00:59:29.920 I was like
00:59:30.700 because like
00:59:31.160 my wife is used to eating
00:59:32.100 like breakfast
00:59:32.600 lunch
00:59:32.960 dinner
00:59:33.320 every day
00:59:33.960 it's psychotic
00:59:34.780 I eat one time a day
00:59:37.200 what time do you start eating
00:59:38.780 like
00:59:39.940 like at the end of the day
00:59:41.380 so you don't eat anything
00:59:43.140 but
00:59:43.620 but what if I have like
00:59:44.680 he grazes
00:59:45.460 because anything that you drink
00:59:46.440 break your fast
00:59:47.080 because you'll have like
00:59:47.640 a ginger ale
00:59:48.180 I eat shakes
00:59:48.840 no I do
00:59:49.320 like I'll make shakes
00:59:50.340 every day
00:59:51.200 so what time do you have
00:59:52.280 your first shake typically
00:59:53.200 nine in the morning
00:59:54.720 nine in the morning
00:59:55.400 so yeah
00:59:55.800 I'll drink that all day
00:59:56.580 because I intermittent fast
00:59:57.940 I don't eat anything
00:59:58.680 until about eleven or noon
00:59:59.820 because I had a shake with top
01:00:01.360 and I was like
01:00:01.940 hey you gonna put some like
01:00:02.820 like protein powder in this
01:00:03.880 and he's like
01:00:04.180 nah fuck that
01:00:04.920 and I was like
01:00:05.880 he was like
01:00:06.880 he just eat like bananas
01:00:08.220 and frozen bananas
01:00:09.540 frozen strawberries
01:00:10.460 frozen
01:00:10.860 that's great
01:00:11.580 it was great
01:00:12.320 I was like good
01:00:13.320 and I was like
01:00:13.660 put some shit in it
01:00:14.560 but he was like
01:00:15.080 I mean
01:00:15.420 this guy like
01:00:16.360 needs to eat constantly
01:00:17.340 I don't
01:00:17.720 why are we gonna put this powder
01:00:18.660 I eat so much
01:00:19.320 why are we gonna put this powder
01:00:19.680 in our food
01:00:20.140 why are we gonna do that
01:00:20.800 why are we gonna put a big thing
01:00:21.720 of powder in my food
01:00:22.200 I need protein
01:00:22.960 because I want
01:00:23.320 you want some crazy
01:00:24.100 I want to get big
01:00:25.200 hey that looks good
01:00:26.000 it'll be better
01:00:26.500 if you have some powder
01:00:27.200 in there
01:00:27.480 you want some powder in there
01:00:28.320 I want powder
01:00:29.020 I want to get big
01:00:30.000 I want to put
01:00:30.700 juicy
01:00:31.080 because I am compensating
01:00:33.300 for my dick size
01:00:34.280 next question
01:00:36.700 next question
01:00:37.520 okay
01:00:38.240 arcane arsenals
01:00:39.340 I love arcane arsenals
01:00:40.720 he's a good dude
01:00:41.140 alright he says
01:00:41.700 I suggest
01:00:42.820 I suggested
01:00:44.080 daily
01:00:44.860 veracity
01:00:46.300 with Vincent James
01:00:47.880 he's friends with
01:00:49.300 Fuentes
01:00:49.980 and has been interested
01:00:51.240 in conspiracies
01:00:52.060 also would you be interested
01:00:53.560 in a discord server
01:00:54.920 ran for free
01:00:56.380 by volunteer mods
01:00:57.760 keep on
01:00:58.880 cleaning this realm
01:01:00.040 I don't know
01:01:01.300 what those words mean
01:01:02.180 but I guess so
01:01:02.860 discord seems to be
01:01:03.940 popular amongst
01:01:04.560 a lot of people
01:01:05.200 I can't be bothered
01:01:06.220 to run it
01:01:06.920 you guys can see that
01:01:07.980 I can't even be
01:01:09.040 in the telegram
01:01:10.040 the telegram has gotten
01:01:10.420 away from us entirely
01:01:11.360 it's it's own
01:01:12.060 I don't know what's going on
01:01:12.940 dude it's so hard
01:01:13.480 I can't speak for y'all
01:01:15.040 but tower gang
01:01:15.800 tower gang
01:01:16.620 we have a telegram
01:01:19.440 all of our favorite
01:01:20.380 people are in it
01:01:21.020 I can't
01:01:21.980 what the fuck
01:01:22.860 are you talking about
01:01:23.720 I want to be in it
01:01:26.080 and I've been in
01:01:26.960 discord servers
01:01:27.960 for different people
01:01:28.700 I love it
01:01:29.440 I actually do like
01:01:30.160 discord
01:01:30.500 it's fun
01:01:31.200 but like
01:01:31.880 it's just
01:01:32.320 it's so much
01:01:33.180 like I don't think
01:01:33.980 y'all understand
01:01:34.900 like this sounds
01:01:36.540 so fucking
01:01:37.200 hold on
01:01:37.560 see
01:01:37.700 this guy knows
01:01:38.680 what's up
01:01:39.100 start lifting top
01:01:40.280 so I got
01:01:40.840 I got my gym
01:01:41.540 membership
01:01:41.940 last week
01:01:42.980 but I got really
01:01:43.700 sick last week
01:01:44.460 this week
01:01:45.140 Cole's been here
01:01:45.800 I was sick too
01:01:46.380 I asked him today
01:01:47.460 top is actually
01:01:48.980 he's a really good
01:01:50.040 friend
01:01:50.340 because I was like
01:01:52.020 top
01:01:52.300 I was like top
01:01:53.940 we're going with
01:01:54.980 David
01:01:55.280 we're gonna
01:01:55.840 fucking go to
01:01:56.560 the gym today
01:01:57.560 like we're gonna
01:01:58.280 go tonight
01:01:58.740 and I reminded him
01:01:59.860 I said hey
01:02:00.320 you got a wife
01:02:01.360 and a kid
01:02:01.780 remember that
01:02:02.340 and she's gonna
01:02:03.160 be real mad
01:02:03.940 and he's like
01:02:04.280 why would she be
01:02:04.820 mad
01:02:05.020 and I was like
01:02:05.300 well let me
01:02:05.620 explain time to
01:02:06.540 you
01:02:06.760 you spent the
01:02:08.580 first half of
01:02:09.280 your day
01:02:09.780 working
01:02:10.580 working
01:02:10.960 and then they're
01:02:11.820 gonna expect you
01:02:12.520 to do something
01:02:13.140 with them
01:02:13.440 this is
01:02:13.800 see the gray
01:02:14.700 hair
01:02:14.920 this is wise
01:02:15.660 this is wise
01:02:16.540 thoughts here
01:02:16.940 I said they're
01:02:17.240 gonna expect
01:02:17.580 something from
01:02:18.160 you here
01:02:18.640 in this time
01:02:19.240 frame
01:02:19.460 at the end
01:02:20.280 of the day
01:02:20.700 when they're
01:02:21.100 tired
01:02:21.480 then we're gonna
01:02:22.880 do this
01:02:23.240 it's crazy
01:02:23.540 every time
01:02:24.100 so I go to the gym
01:02:25.020 I go to the gym
01:02:25.780 five days a week
01:02:26.520 sometimes six days
01:02:27.940 depends
01:02:28.420 like depends on my split
01:02:29.620 I'll go Monday
01:02:30.640 through Saturday
01:02:31.320 depending
01:02:31.740 sometimes I'll have
01:02:32.640 off
01:02:33.000 I'll do it on Wednesday
01:02:34.080 when we have our podcast
01:02:35.300 just because I was like
01:02:36.220 I'll have off that day
01:02:37.140 and I'll do the podcast
01:02:38.320 this should be okay
01:02:39.000 but like
01:02:39.920 I go
01:02:40.840 and I go
01:02:41.420 I need like an hour and a half
01:02:42.820 to get the full
01:02:43.620 fucking gains
01:02:44.480 isn't it crazy
01:02:45.240 that we
01:02:45.580 just like
01:02:45.960 I can imagine
01:02:47.280 how
01:02:47.660 that's the trap
01:02:49.560 what's the trap
01:02:50.360 where would I
01:02:51.200 where would I be at
01:02:52.420 if I didn't have
01:02:53.420 like
01:02:54.480 so my wife
01:02:55.620 who's like
01:02:56.020 she limits my time
01:02:57.360 psychologically
01:02:57.980 when you're like
01:02:58.600 when can we do this
01:02:59.380 when can we do that
01:02:59.980 and I'm like
01:03:00.360 are you coming home
01:03:01.880 when she won't be mad
01:03:03.000 when I'm not under
01:03:03.780 the threat of guilt
01:03:04.800 it's guilt
01:03:05.840 it's not violence
01:03:06.640 it's guilt
01:03:07.140 it's just yeah
01:03:07.720 it's just feeling bad
01:03:08.600 and then it's also
01:03:09.220 with the kids right
01:03:09.860 my time is limited
01:03:10.540 because I gotta do this
01:03:11.360 and this and this
01:03:11.820 and with the kids
01:03:12.380 and then I think like
01:03:13.600 wow I would be so effective
01:03:15.060 if I didn't have
01:03:16.260 a wife and kid
01:03:16.840 and then I said
01:03:17.600 I wouldn't be doing
01:03:18.400 any of this shit
01:03:19.000 if I didn't have
01:03:19.580 a wife and kid
01:03:20.280 it's a crazy
01:03:21.620 like the vicious circle
01:03:22.720 I'll be like
01:03:23.720 listen I can spend
01:03:24.420 two hours at the gym
01:03:25.100 I'll be fucking
01:03:25.800 like I think I'm
01:03:27.060 I'm not jacked
01:03:27.920 I'm not jacked
01:03:29.260 I'm not ripped
01:03:29.720 I'm not anything right now
01:03:30.380 is he fishing for compliments
01:03:31.180 right now
01:03:31.600 no I'm not
01:03:32.220 I'm not
01:03:33.160 I'm saying I'm not
01:03:34.240 F in the chat
01:03:35.160 just no go ahead
01:03:35.840 fuck y'all
01:03:37.360 explain your level
01:03:39.180 of whatever
01:03:39.960 I would be
01:03:40.700 every day
01:03:41.580 god damn it
01:03:43.280 you give me the toad music
01:03:44.680 every day
01:03:45.360 every day I go to the fucking gym
01:03:46.680 hey dude no
01:03:47.140 you're pretty jacked actually
01:03:48.240 let him go
01:03:48.620 let him go
01:03:49.560 every day I go to the fucking gym
01:03:51.680 6 o'clock
01:03:53.680 I go to the gym
01:03:54.340 I work
01:03:55.280 I work nine hours a day
01:03:56.680 because I fucking work
01:03:57.620 from like fucking
01:03:58.320 8 o'clock in the morning
01:03:59.380 to 5 o'clock at night
01:04:00.440 I'm in
01:04:00.900 I'm fucking working
01:04:01.840 and after that
01:04:02.560 I'm like
01:04:02.820 I'm gonna go work out
01:04:03.820 of the gym
01:04:04.320 because I'm gonna get
01:04:05.060 fucking ripped
01:04:05.620 because my wife
01:04:06.400 during sex one time
01:04:07.160 said have you ever
01:04:07.860 thought about working out
01:04:08.720 and I was like
01:04:09.360 okay listen
01:04:09.960 I need to work out
01:04:10.660 so that I can actually
01:04:11.400 get laid
01:04:11.760 during sex
01:04:12.420 during fucking sex
01:04:13.980 mid fucking
01:04:15.760 mid fucking stroke
01:04:17.060 my wife looks at me
01:04:17.860 dead in the eyes
01:04:18.700 she goes
01:04:18.940 have you ever thought
01:04:19.380 about working out
01:04:19.960 and I go
01:04:20.500 that's why we're
01:04:21.380 getting F's in the chat
01:04:22.320 dude
01:04:22.640 yeah listen
01:04:23.320 this is not like
01:04:25.160 he just described
01:04:25.900 he was like
01:04:26.160 listen there is a
01:04:26.880 certain structure
01:04:27.820 I don't even know
01:04:28.520 what the question was
01:04:29.420 no no no
01:04:30.320 I'm talking about
01:04:30.780 five questions
01:04:31.300 there was a certain
01:04:32.420 structure in
01:04:33.300 in marriage
01:04:34.020 and life
01:04:34.600 right
01:04:35.020 and what you're
01:04:35.660 gonna want to do
01:04:36.340 is
01:04:36.680 and then just
01:04:37.520 completely describe
01:04:38.280 to us
01:04:38.660 like yeah
01:04:39.080 and then my wife
01:04:39.640 was like
01:04:40.020 hey do you work out
01:04:40.840 because this is bad
01:04:41.640 she was like
01:04:42.720 have you ever
01:04:43.200 thought about
01:04:44.260 working out
01:04:44.780 and I go
01:04:45.280 god damn
01:04:46.040 I'm a fat piece of shit
01:04:47.260 so I started
01:04:47.900 to go and work out
01:04:48.580 and I was like
01:04:49.560 I'm gonna spend
01:04:50.220 as much time
01:04:50.640 I'm gonna
01:04:51.040 take as much
01:04:52.040 information
01:04:52.480 in as I can
01:04:53.460 listen
01:04:53.880 I skipped
01:04:54.740 libertarian philosophy
01:04:56.080 I skipped
01:04:57.080 religious philosophy
01:04:58.180 I skipped
01:04:58.880 my wife's in the chat
01:04:59.620 hi baby
01:05:00.320 there she is
01:05:01.040 I skipped everything
01:05:02.420 just so I could
01:05:03.340 look up like
01:05:04.040 he didn't say
01:05:04.800 he isn't buff
01:05:05.360 he's just fishing
01:05:05.920 for compliments
01:05:06.420 how can I get
01:05:07.280 jacked and ripped
01:05:08.280 so my wife
01:05:08.920 would still want me
01:05:09.900 when I'm around
01:05:10.720 30 years old
01:05:11.660 and I did that
01:05:12.760 and I was like
01:05:13.280 I'm gonna work out
01:05:14.040 as much as I can
01:05:14.860 and every day
01:05:15.720 I work till 5 o'clock
01:05:16.940 I go to the gym
01:05:17.860 at 6 o'clock
01:05:18.940 that's one hour
01:05:20.120 when I have to go
01:05:21.040 from my house
01:05:22.240 to the gym
01:05:22.960 to work out
01:05:23.820 one hour
01:05:24.420 she goes
01:05:24.860 are you gonna spend
01:05:25.960 time with us tonight
01:05:26.800 are you gonna come home soon
01:05:28.700 so you can spend
01:05:29.400 some time with us
01:05:30.160 or are you gonna be
01:05:30.860 a terrible husband today
01:05:31.860 and I go
01:05:32.800 fuck
01:05:33.340 and I go
01:05:34.360 okay I guess I'll be home
01:05:35.460 and every day
01:05:37.480 I look at my gym
01:05:38.000 and I go
01:05:38.320 I got two
01:05:39.600 three exercises in
01:05:40.880 I got three more to go
01:05:41.960 but my wife wants me
01:05:43.260 to be home
01:05:43.780 so skip those
01:05:44.880 and I'll catch them up
01:05:45.940 next week
01:05:46.720 and next week
01:05:47.600 you know what happens
01:05:49.040 next week
01:05:49.520 same thing
01:05:50.300 you gonna be home tonight
01:05:51.180 are you gonna make me
01:05:52.900 make dinner
01:05:53.380 are you gonna help me
01:05:54.480 with dinner
01:05:54.680 or are you gonna help me
01:05:55.080 with our son
01:05:55.520 this is just getting sad now
01:05:56.700 and dude
01:05:57.060 and every week
01:05:58.020 I go like
01:05:58.680 fuck yeah
01:05:59.200 but I still get pussy
01:06:00.860 and because I get pussy
01:06:02.180 I'm happy
01:06:03.000 and because I'm happy
01:06:04.900 I'm like
01:06:05.200 I'll leave
01:06:05.840 and I'll spend
01:06:06.440 time with my son
01:06:07.520 my wife
01:06:08.180 and it's great
01:06:09.180 but
01:06:09.820 it's great
01:06:11.980 I love it
01:06:12.540 I wouldn't rather
01:06:13.080 be at the gym
01:06:13.680 but I feel like
01:06:15.500 if I didn't have a wife
01:06:16.480 I wouldn't be
01:06:17.140 where I'm at now
01:06:17.880 because I wouldn't
01:06:18.900 like she would never
01:06:19.560 no one would ever
01:06:20.180 look at me
01:06:20.640 and be like
01:06:21.040 you ever thought
01:06:21.400 about working out
01:06:22.000 because she's so
01:06:22.780 comfortable with me
01:06:23.380 after the 2000th time
01:06:25.540 of me putting my dick
01:06:26.780 in her
01:06:27.080 and she goes like
01:06:27.980 this is average
01:06:28.840 and mediocre
01:06:30.720 and I wish I had a guy
01:06:31.900 with a six pack
01:06:32.360 I am so sorry
01:06:33.440 what was the question
01:06:34.240 what the fuck
01:06:34.660 was the question dude
01:06:35.660 this guy just recommended
01:06:37.440 a fucking guest
01:06:38.700 and Cole's like
01:06:39.580 I'm not even that buff
01:06:40.560 I'm 130
01:06:41.920 I'm fucking 28 years old
01:06:44.160 holy shit
01:06:44.860 next question
01:06:45.980 Nick Jimno
01:06:46.860 where is the
01:06:47.860 Halo Legendary logo shirt
01:06:49.500 the old logo
01:06:50.340 was the whole reason
01:06:51.080 I clicked on
01:06:51.680 the podcast
01:06:52.120 I took it down
01:06:54.120 because fuck you
01:06:55.400 glad I did though
01:06:57.860 because this show
01:06:58.660 and community
01:06:59.040 is exactly what
01:06:59.500 I'm looking for
01:07:00.020 fuck yeah
01:07:00.560 I honestly
01:07:01.260 don't have any
01:07:02.800 serious questions
01:07:03.360 at the moment
01:07:03.740 so maybe next time
01:07:04.580 or whatever
01:07:04.840 if you guys want
01:07:06.300 the old logo
01:07:07.480 back up
01:07:08.040 I'll put it back up
01:07:09.300 but I just
01:07:09.980 I figured
01:07:10.920 I don't know
01:07:12.000 maybe that's for like
01:07:13.400 old school fans
01:07:14.420 like
01:07:14.860 I'm gonna be
01:07:16.320 we'll do a re-release
01:07:17.720 at some point
01:07:18.360 maybe
01:07:18.900 in the future
01:07:19.360 or maybe I fucking won't
01:07:20.720 maybe not
01:07:21.300 buy it when it's up there
01:07:22.540 it was up there
01:07:23.060 for a long time
01:07:23.880 a lot of people do that
01:07:24.960 they'll see
01:07:25.700 like oh I like that
01:07:26.580 and they'll put it in their cart
01:07:27.480 or they'll just wait
01:07:28.380 just buy the shirt
01:07:29.620 when it's up there
01:07:30.260 because sometimes
01:07:31.120 yeah my store is like
01:07:32.920 here's the thing
01:07:33.460 the store is so bloated
01:07:34.940 I have a lot of people
01:07:36.360 that's so much shit
01:07:37.360 and every so often
01:07:38.760 I'm like
01:07:39.020 I'm just leaving
01:07:39.600 all this stuff up
01:07:40.460 and I feel like
01:07:41.200 a lot of people look at it
01:07:42.120 and they say
01:07:42.360 I'll get it later
01:07:43.000 and they do
01:07:43.640 and they'll buy it over time
01:07:44.780 but it's annoying
01:07:45.620 because then people can't find
01:07:46.440 so I'm just gonna
01:07:46.880 start taking stuff out
01:07:47.940 I do want
01:07:49.540 for the chat
01:07:50.200 if you guys are interested
01:07:51.740 to one of the previous questions
01:07:53.840 a Discord chat
01:07:55.180 if you're interested in that
01:07:57.020 you know
01:07:58.180 just
01:07:58.460 I don't know
01:07:59.600 just say
01:08:00.160 yeah
01:08:00.740 I'm interested in Discord chat
01:08:02.160 if I see enough of a response
01:08:03.720 you know
01:08:04.800 if somebody else wants
01:08:05.660 to moderate it
01:08:07.180 I'm totally fine with that
01:08:08.820 actually
01:08:09.280 to somebody
01:08:10.880 whoever asked that
01:08:12.060 I forgot who asked that
01:08:12.720 go ahead baby
01:08:14.000 make it
01:08:15.760 and go for it
01:08:16.880 MK Ryan said
01:08:17.700 we should have JT
01:08:18.820 or Paul back on
01:08:19.620 to talk about
01:08:19.980 yes okay
01:08:20.480 so that's happening
01:08:21.240 that's happening
01:08:22.080 this
01:08:22.340 no we're not reading
01:08:23.600 all that bullshit
01:08:24.400 or Wednesday
01:08:25.920 okay so we
01:08:26.980 we got through those
01:08:27.860 right
01:08:28.120 so let's go to
01:08:30.220 this one here
01:08:31.120 oh this is a continuation
01:08:33.040 of it
01:08:33.580 yeah this is the one
01:08:34.820 you said
01:08:35.480 oh this is the one
01:08:35.640 I just said
01:08:35.940 okay cool
01:08:36.340 Christ is king
01:08:37.360 forever and ever
01:08:38.640 amen
01:08:39.020 amen
01:08:39.400 how important
01:08:40.880 do you guys think
01:08:41.820 is the tech
01:08:43.020 we use
01:08:43.800 in realizing
01:08:45.160 the beast system
01:08:46.440 and especially
01:08:48.020 our precious
01:08:48.920 ball sack
01:08:49.720 radiators
01:08:50.580 I guess they
01:08:51.420 still have
01:08:51.780 cell phones
01:08:52.460 do you guys
01:08:54.140 yeah they do
01:08:55.080 because you always
01:08:55.520 fucking
01:08:55.780 I always put mine
01:08:56.400 in my crotch
01:08:56.920 do you guys
01:08:58.180 think it's important
01:08:58.680 to protect
01:08:59.260 our information
01:09:00.100 online in the face
01:09:01.380 of rapist tech
01:09:02.720 companies
01:09:03.340 thank you
01:09:04.600 thanks to your
01:09:06.280 hot mamitas
01:09:07.160 for putting up
01:09:08.000 with you retards
01:09:08.720 oh
01:09:09.000 no
01:09:09.600 it is not important
01:09:10.600 to protect yourself
01:09:11.540 because
01:09:11.940 it just doesn't matter
01:09:13.340 right
01:09:13.620 it doesn't
01:09:14.100 fucking matter
01:09:14.740 there's no avoiding it
01:09:15.600 you go like
01:09:16.280 okay I'm gonna sign
01:09:17.160 into this phone
01:09:17.780 I just got it
01:09:18.560 let's just say
01:09:19.060 that you're a person
01:09:19.720 you're 30 years old
01:09:20.520 you're like
01:09:21.060 I never had a
01:09:22.160 fucking smart
01:09:22.780 move
01:09:23.000 smartphone before
01:09:24.180 the immediate
01:09:24.960 second you put
01:09:25.540 get started
01:09:26.320 like from an
01:09:27.220 android or a
01:09:27.940 fucking iphone
01:09:28.660 you agree to
01:09:29.680 terms and conditions
01:09:30.640 that are
01:09:31.100 they know
01:09:32.440 everything about
01:09:33.180 you
01:09:33.380 yeah
01:09:33.640 it doesn't
01:09:34.100 fucking matter
01:09:34.860 I want to go
01:09:35.780 when I when I die
01:09:36.780 one of the things
01:09:37.460 that if like
01:09:38.000 is like all right
01:09:38.720 you've got
01:09:39.080 two minutes to ask
01:09:40.460 god like whatever
01:09:41.060 you want
01:09:41.380 I'd be like
01:09:41.740 yo
01:09:42.240 what's the craziest
01:09:43.600 shit I ever
01:09:44.460 accepted and agreed
01:09:45.340 to
01:09:45.540 like tell me
01:09:47.020 the craziest shit
01:09:47.860 because I know
01:09:48.480 for sure
01:09:48.880 I've never read
01:09:49.720 a single fucking
01:09:50.880 one of these terms
01:09:51.480 it doesn't matter
01:09:52.120 accept accept
01:09:52.980 agree agree
01:09:53.860 just fucking
01:09:54.460 move on
01:09:54.920 yes download
01:09:55.480 the app
01:09:55.900 I'm sure it's
01:09:56.700 like we're gonna
01:09:57.120 fucking you know
01:09:57.860 we're gonna kill
01:09:58.420 you and we're
01:09:59.360 gonna wear your
01:09:59.860 skin and we get
01:10:00.600 to assume your
01:10:01.180 identity after your
01:10:02.120 death for up to
01:10:03.500 and not limited
01:10:04.640 to 72 weeks
01:10:05.840 god probably has
01:10:06.580 like a like a
01:10:07.460 rejoinder he's like
01:10:08.300 if this is written
01:10:09.280 by a jewish person
01:10:10.100 it doesn't apply
01:10:10.780 because they do
01:10:11.560 this shit they've
01:10:12.000 been doing it
01:10:12.360 since the beginning
01:10:12.820 of time I keep
01:10:13.420 telling them not to
01:10:14.160 and he's just like
01:10:15.280 don't worry don't
01:10:16.000 even you'll get to
01:10:16.720 heaven he'll be like
01:10:17.240 yo you signed some
01:10:17.760 crazy shit but don't
01:10:18.500 even worry about it
01:10:19.240 because I'm like yo
01:10:20.360 what's the craziest
01:10:21.140 shit
01:10:21.560 it's crazy like once
01:10:24.440 you once you like
01:10:25.340 one time I got this
01:10:26.460 injection and it
01:10:27.220 fucking changed my
01:10:27.900 DNA code
01:10:28.720 it's crazy like once
01:10:30.700 you do your first
01:10:31.620 google search and
01:10:32.580 you're signed in at
01:10:33.320 all of anything even
01:10:34.120 if you're not signed
01:10:34.940 in it'll take off your
01:10:36.200 location if you're not
01:10:37.560 have a location it'll do
01:10:38.720 everything it can to
01:10:39.740 make a profile about
01:10:41.100 you and knows
01:10:41.940 everything about you
01:10:42.860 and it's just like
01:10:43.680 listen if I want to
01:10:45.200 take a part in today's
01:10:46.120 society there's nothing
01:10:47.700 that's what it is
01:10:48.380 and like it's like
01:10:49.380 whatever like they're
01:10:50.320 gonna use it for they
01:10:50.940 want to use it for
01:10:51.640 but it is all about
01:10:53.460 consent and we're
01:10:54.640 giving consent left and
01:10:55.900 right to the wildest
01:10:57.400 shit I mean to his
01:10:58.120 point I'm sure there
01:11:00.940 are people that are off
01:11:02.080 the grid that are much
01:11:04.380 more in alignment with
01:11:05.560 the way that you should
01:11:06.440 be living so I can't
01:11:07.520 say that like it
01:11:08.240 doesn't matter it
01:11:09.100 does fucking matter it
01:11:10.340 does matter I'm not
01:11:11.040 telling you to just
01:11:11.720 like yeah be a weak
01:11:12.620 ass bitch like we all
01:11:13.640 are and just hitting
01:11:14.320 accept and whatever to
01:11:15.640 all these terms and
01:11:16.160 conditions we were
01:11:17.040 talking earlier or
01:11:18.020 maybe I was talking
01:11:18.940 to myself uh where
01:11:20.560 you know he's got
01:11:21.880 alexa Benjamin was
01:11:22.760 talking about that
01:11:23.680 oh I have the
01:11:24.220 election you have
01:11:24.820 alexa it's like we
01:11:25.600 got just got a fed in
01:11:26.480 the house I got
01:11:27.020 google it's like okay
01:11:28.300 google listen to my
01:11:29.060 whole fucking
01:11:29.460 conversation the tv over
01:11:30.820 there anything of my
01:11:32.180 phone yeah my phone
01:11:33.500 the way I make my
01:11:34.220 money like what am I
01:11:35.140 supposed to do like
01:11:35.700 just everything put this
01:11:36.480 thing away but what
01:11:37.700 Owen Benjamin was
01:11:38.280 talking about is
01:11:38.720 actually a potent
01:11:39.260 point about uh the
01:11:40.460 twitter thing where
01:11:41.320 it's like they want
01:11:42.280 your uh basically your
01:11:44.160 your id so your your
01:11:46.460 address is going to be
01:11:47.440 on there and all that
01:11:48.200 and it's an israeli
01:11:49.360 owned whatever whatever
01:11:50.240 yeah it's like yeah
01:11:51.300 but so is my bank but
01:11:52.700 then he's he's like
01:11:53.420 listen if you guys if
01:11:55.000 you guys just say no
01:11:56.040 right now then they'll
01:11:57.940 roll it back right if
01:11:59.620 everybody if everybody
01:12:00.260 agrees they're gonna
01:12:01.020 push forward it's like
01:12:01.900 when they were trying
01:12:02.380 to do the vaccine um
01:12:03.900 passports and that
01:12:05.540 pretty much blew up in
01:12:06.460 their face and nobody
01:12:07.420 was willing to do that
01:12:08.240 so it just died in the
01:12:09.360 water so we do have
01:12:10.880 agency you can push
01:12:11.980 back against it when it
01:12:12.960 came to that
01:12:13.440 notification I was like
01:12:15.040 fuck it I won't make
01:12:15.780 money off twitter then
01:12:16.560 I don't give a shit
01:12:17.100 yeah like I'm good
01:12:18.020 it's it's a couple
01:12:19.020 dollars but I'm like
01:12:20.120 if whatever I'm using
01:12:22.260 this to feed my
01:12:22.860 business but I'm not
01:12:23.800 gonna if if they're
01:12:24.960 gonna continue to do
01:12:25.720 this it's you know
01:12:27.000 what I'm gonna do it's
01:12:28.100 exactly what I did at
01:12:29.060 my my old job they
01:12:30.380 were like you got to
01:12:31.180 get the vaccine and
01:12:32.240 I'm like mm-hmm and
01:12:34.040 then the time came and
01:12:35.180 I was just like they're
01:12:35.800 like did you get it and
01:12:36.520 I'm like no right and
01:12:38.160 then they're like fuck
01:12:39.540 like I didn't think he
01:12:40.400 was gonna say no um and
01:12:41.740 then they go uh well
01:12:43.720 you got to get it and
01:12:44.680 I'm like I don't I
01:12:46.420 don't want it though and
01:12:47.840 then they go well you
01:12:49.240 know like people are
01:12:50.280 getting fired and I'm
01:12:51.740 just gonna go well
01:12:52.440 that's too that's too
01:12:53.380 bad that's crazy
01:12:54.280 fuck really then they
01:12:55.340 go like this they're
01:12:56.000 like we need you to
01:12:57.440 fucking uh you got to
01:12:58.820 go down to this place
01:12:59.840 and you got to spit
01:13:00.480 into a cup every week
01:13:02.240 and I'm like oh
01:13:03.880 sure on your time
01:13:05.320 that's been the cup
01:13:06.000 yeah yeah you pay me
01:13:07.280 for it no for real I
01:13:08.640 went and I was like
01:13:09.580 because I'm driving a
01:13:10.260 truck and I was like
01:13:10.800 okay before I leave
01:13:12.140 you're gonna have to
01:13:13.020 have somebody bring me
01:13:13.740 to fucking Livingston
01:13:14.460 Street and back and
01:13:16.260 then my workday starts
01:13:17.160 two hours late so
01:13:18.160 every Friday my workday
01:13:19.540 started two hours late
01:13:20.240 because they brought me
01:13:20.760 to a spot spitting a
01:13:22.460 cup and fucking did
01:13:23.860 and then after a while
01:13:24.760 they were just like
01:13:25.360 just fucking leave it
01:13:26.440 it's like and it's not
01:13:27.060 even worth it this guy
01:13:27.940 he's he's and the
01:13:29.280 craziest part is I
01:13:30.140 had a fake I had a
01:13:31.160 fucking fake vaccine
01:13:32.020 card yeah that I
01:13:32.940 could have just
01:13:33.300 showed to my job it
01:13:34.500 was like I got mine
01:13:35.700 too you're like oh
01:13:36.500 you give a shit I'm
01:13:37.460 not gonna give it to
01:13:38.400 my wife's still in the
01:13:39.100 chat uh she knows we
01:13:40.160 both had ours yeah it's
01:13:41.680 like I'm like I could
01:13:42.580 have given it to them
01:13:43.300 and avoided this
01:13:44.080 headache but I'm like I'm
01:13:44.840 just not gonna do it
01:13:45.800 fuck you yeah I want
01:13:48.180 this to be a pain in
01:13:48.900 the ass for you yeah
01:13:49.600 they're like I don't
01:13:50.040 like this guy I know
01:13:51.120 like I mean the my the
01:13:52.680 people that were dealing
01:13:53.300 with me were all like
01:13:54.160 compliant and they knew
01:13:55.420 me from before but like
01:13:56.380 that time like that the
01:13:57.800 time of COVID happened
01:13:58.820 and everybody was just
01:13:59.660 like we got to do what
01:14:00.740 we're told like I got to
01:14:02.040 do what I'm told and
01:14:03.620 just fucking you're
01:14:05.240 making my life hard
01:14:06.060 now so comply to
01:14:08.080 right and I was just
01:14:09.420 the one guy I was like
01:14:10.120 nah but I wasn't out
01:14:11.200 there like fucking
01:14:12.020 MAGA yeah I'm not gonna
01:14:14.480 comply something a little
01:14:15.400 bit similar was like
01:14:16.040 every time I got even
01:14:16.940 mildly sick I'd be like
01:14:18.580 I'm not feeling good
01:14:19.720 and they'd be like go to
01:14:22.200 the go to the place get
01:14:23.240 tested and I'd be on
01:14:24.200 company time and so I
01:14:25.080 would drive out I'd get a
01:14:27.280 coffee I'd fucking go
01:14:29.020 and and they'd stick a
01:14:30.480 thing in my nose and
01:14:31.400 then I'd fucking sit
01:14:32.180 there and drink my
01:14:32.840 coffee and fuck around
01:14:33.920 on my phone and then
01:14:35.140 they'd send me my
01:14:35.740 results and I'd be like
01:14:36.820 yeah they didn't send
01:14:37.640 them yet and I'd sit
01:14:38.820 there for a little while
01:14:39.560 longer and then
01:14:40.320 eventually I'd go back
01:14:41.140 and then eventually I
01:14:42.120 did use my Photoshop
01:14:44.060 skills and get myself
01:14:45.700 two weeks off so
01:14:46.520 because it wasn't
01:14:47.380 fucking fair that
01:14:48.680 everybody else got it
01:14:50.140 well it went through my
01:14:50.960 whole shop my whole
01:14:51.980 shop got two weeks off
01:14:52.920 except for me and one
01:14:53.640 other dude so I was
01:14:54.860 like no so we had to
01:14:56.080 hold down the whole
01:14:56.580 shop so what I did
01:14:57.720 was I worked for a
01:14:58.740 non-faggotty company
01:14:59.800 and uh like I'm like
01:15:01.980 I didn't do it
01:15:02.900 wait I just want to
01:15:04.300 say really quick when
01:15:05.120 when it went ran
01:15:06.660 through my shop and
01:15:07.640 everybody one of the
01:15:08.480 funnest things I
01:15:09.480 destroyed all the
01:15:10.460 fucking technology all
01:15:11.700 the computers and stuff
01:15:12.540 they had to get new
01:15:12.960 computers because they
01:15:14.080 were like take this
01:15:14.860 foam gun this foam gun
01:15:16.580 is gonna spray anti
01:15:17.740 no and I was like bet
01:15:19.440 bitch and I fucking
01:15:20.600 went around the whole
01:15:21.320 shop and sprayed every
01:15:22.560 they were like every
01:15:23.120 surface that anybody
01:15:23.820 touches so I'm just at
01:15:25.200 the computer boom just
01:15:27.660 spraying fucking
01:15:28.520 antibacterial foam all
01:15:30.100 over the computer and
01:15:31.140 it just fucking ruined
01:15:31.740 everything forget how
01:15:32.560 stupid it was I do
01:15:33.560 remember dumb dude
01:15:34.660 there was times they
01:15:35.800 were like I remember
01:15:36.820 times they were like
01:15:37.480 can you stay back and
01:15:38.420 wipe all the surfaces
01:15:39.440 so like instead of
01:15:40.640 what instead of making
01:15:42.020 money and sending me
01:15:43.300 out on a like a
01:15:44.700 mission yeah I'm a
01:15:45.780 specialized you piece
01:15:47.800 of shit why Cole's
01:15:48.660 looking so scrawny
01:15:49.500 you're looking a little
01:15:50.160 offended Cole you know
01:15:52.000 what hold on I might
01:15:53.100 take the fucking
01:15:53.640 mouth from Cole anytime
01:15:54.780 somebody says anything
01:15:56.160 to Cole in the chat
01:15:57.040 he gets very distracted
01:15:58.660 you know these people
01:15:59.540 I don't like these
01:16:00.640 people these are the
01:16:01.460 people I like them
01:16:02.960 these are the people
01:16:03.480 that pay us I don't
01:16:04.500 like them ignore
01:16:05.080 terrible people no
01:16:05.960 you are terrible like
01:16:06.800 y'all I know but I
01:16:07.600 know that they are
01:16:08.740 no no
01:16:09.440 let's fucking read
01:16:11.640 these ads can you
01:16:13.260 read that ad let's
01:16:13.920 just do it okay let's
01:16:15.040 see what happens yeah
01:16:16.080 accept and start
01:16:17.300 fail to process
01:16:18.140 Patriot shave razors
01:16:19.700 as opposed to
01:16:22.260 the dough razors oh
01:16:23.440 never mind okay
01:16:24.140 never mind let's read
01:16:25.520 this one oh this one
01:16:26.240 works okay cool
01:16:27.080 instructions we want
01:16:28.540 you to encourage your
01:16:29.760 audience to download the
01:16:30.880 rumble oh fuck yeah
01:16:31.980 oh yeah what the fuck
01:16:33.940 yes this is a no
01:16:35.040 brainer why don't you
01:16:35.900 have rumble you like
01:16:36.860 sucking the the
01:16:37.720 the israelian dick of
01:16:39.000 fucking youtube I
01:16:40.120 don't know so look I
01:16:41.020 think that they're
01:16:41.520 recording this and
01:16:42.320 then they're gonna
01:16:42.720 listen and see if
01:16:43.620 they're like I don't
01:16:44.440 like that campaign
01:16:45.020 listen shit go to
01:16:46.340 rumble it's fine
01:16:46.940 they're right they're
01:16:48.840 right although there is
01:16:49.720 some israeli dick at
01:16:50.500 rumble too but
01:16:51.260 listen it doesn't
01:16:52.700 matter rumble's where
01:16:53.660 we're at right now and
01:16:54.600 as somebody who worked
01:16:55.520 for odyssey which is a
01:16:57.980 trash company rumble is
01:16:59.380 actually doing it right
01:17:00.280 so they're actually
01:17:01.300 they're putting money
01:17:02.200 into their servers
01:17:02.900 they're trying to
01:17:03.520 build uh like local
01:17:05.180 creators they're trying
01:17:06.100 to build their own uh
01:17:07.940 sort of culture around
01:17:09.100 here support them the
01:17:10.620 least you can do most
01:17:11.320 of you faggots like
01:17:13.100 you watch us on rumble
01:17:14.180 but you don't have the
01:17:15.800 app so that's like you're
01:17:16.920 not communicating with
01:17:18.000 us you just open it up
01:17:19.340 there and look at it
01:17:20.120 and it's like listen
01:17:21.080 but i bet you we have
01:17:22.300 the youtube app by the
01:17:23.360 way yeah we just
01:17:24.080 talked about accepting
01:17:24.920 all these jewish like
01:17:26.560 terms and services and
01:17:27.880 how much that's gonna
01:17:28.440 ruin your life yeah
01:17:30.140 ruin your life a little
01:17:32.180 bit further by accepting
01:17:33.320 rumble's terms and
01:17:34.260 services so that we can
01:17:35.620 get seven dollars right
01:17:37.340 listen that's what we
01:17:38.140 we're not sharing it with
01:17:39.380 cool not only that but
01:17:40.680 delete while you're at
01:17:42.120 it you should be
01:17:42.700 deleting the youtube
01:17:43.760 app off your phone and
01:17:45.240 downloading the rumble
01:17:46.220 app on your phone right
01:17:47.340 because during covid i'm
01:17:48.860 pretty sure rumble wasn't
01:17:49.900 there suppressing anybody
01:17:51.200 who had anything to say
01:17:52.200 against if we had a
01:17:52.880 thousand if we had a
01:17:54.080 thousand live viewers
01:17:55.020 this would be uh something
01:17:56.600 like uh seventy dollars
01:17:58.420 cool and we you could
01:17:59.960 technically do an entire
01:18:01.040 show just hitting
01:18:02.960 imagine and making the
01:18:05.000 ad show today's the ad
01:18:06.420 show but uh but uh
01:18:07.640 they're just reading one
01:18:08.700 ad after another not a
01:18:09.860 bad move people would
01:18:10.940 watch that they would
01:18:11.920 watch because they have
01:18:12.560 no respect for themselves
01:18:13.480 so stop looking at the
01:18:14.520 comments all right listen
01:18:15.580 for real go uh go into
01:18:17.360 the description of the
01:18:18.500 pin live chat to download
01:18:19.520 the rumble app on your
01:18:20.700 phone it's free stupid
01:18:22.060 and you can put it on
01:18:22.900 your tv apple tv android
01:18:24.400 tv lg roku oh it's on
01:18:26.360 roku now it's on all that
01:18:27.580 shit and uh yeah just go
01:18:28.820 put it on there watch
01:18:29.740 rumble app because i think
01:18:31.800 that uh it's it's going to
01:18:33.740 be very hard for youtube to
01:18:35.460 ever be replaced but there
01:18:37.000 is a good chance that
01:18:37.920 there's a a viable
01:18:39.320 competitor and not just a
01:18:40.880 competitor but somebody
01:18:41.620 who's just going to be
01:18:42.180 doing something else yeah
01:18:43.560 and also the other thing
01:18:44.460 is like listen we've
01:18:45.280 talked about this
01:18:45.760 which is a power game
01:18:46.660 probably all with nds is
01:18:48.080 like listen we don't know
01:18:49.300 if our shit will be on
01:18:50.440 other platforms like it's
01:18:52.200 like not necessarily like
01:18:53.120 like if we were to stream
01:18:54.260 there if it would be even
01:18:55.460 allowed at rumble we have
01:18:57.500 a pretty good idea we have
01:18:58.840 a pretty good confidence
01:18:59.760 that this shit is always
01:19:00.560 going to be there because
01:19:01.340 they're not going to take
01:19:01.900 it down now some fucking
01:19:03.380 jew might fucking buy rumble
01:19:05.100 and then it's going to take
01:19:06.000 it all off dave rubin yeah
01:19:07.280 well no to end the ad i
01:19:09.800 just want to say they
01:19:11.240 announced on twitter they're
01:19:12.200 firing all the jews so
01:19:13.200 download rumble they're
01:19:15.180 firing all the jews
01:19:16.080 listen our their ceo is
01:19:17.560 adolf hitler it's amazing
01:19:19.040 and so you should complete
01:19:20.900 it before i said that
01:19:21.780 all right hopefully we got
01:19:24.680 paid maybe we got paid we
01:19:25.840 might have got paid check
01:19:26.540 that shit out guys moving
01:19:27.940 on up next issue we
01:19:29.660 know the question no we
01:19:31.080 do another chat oh wait
01:19:32.540 fuck what never mind what's
01:19:33.820 going on no don't do
01:19:34.580 another one move back to
01:19:35.380 the live chat go back to
01:19:36.420 what are you talking about
01:19:37.240 they have the real world
01:19:38.100 this is like the real world
01:19:39.460 like fucking as in mtv yeah
01:19:42.460 this sucks that's great
01:19:43.480 you guys don't pay there's
01:19:44.340 a coffee company this is
01:19:46.180 crazy this is kind of it's
01:19:47.580 fun i mean it's fun to just
01:19:48.780 like do all right whatever
01:19:49.600 let's go back to the live
01:19:50.400 chat as a matter of fact
01:19:51.340 let's go back to our
01:19:52.000 presentation k for bit
01:19:53.780 shoot cheers raven look i
01:19:55.300 pour a drink they're like
01:19:56.020 good job um bro hemi and
01:19:58.120 grove oh wait up is we
01:19:59.660 read this one crisis king
01:20:00.860 forever amen yes we we
01:20:02.340 read that one uh bro hemi and
01:20:04.320 grove update as far as
01:20:05.680 updates go we solidified um
01:20:08.460 right now we're just
01:20:09.660 waiting on a reply back from
01:20:11.000 foundering uh kylan of
01:20:12.700 foundering one to be our
01:20:14.140 musical headliner and i
01:20:15.860 think after we get that
01:20:16.960 we're good to go ahead and
01:20:18.780 uh push to sponsor so it's
01:20:20.220 it's moving um it's moving
01:20:22.200 along and i spoke with uh i
01:20:23.900 spoke with alex today again
01:20:25.000 i was over there setting up
01:20:26.080 it was just a whole shit
01:20:26.960 show again today's been an
01:20:28.200 entire shit show yesterday
01:20:29.320 was kind of tiring day two
01:20:31.300 but whatever um yeah so i
01:20:32.700 spoke with him he asked me
01:20:34.580 about it specifically and i
01:20:36.600 said uh we're still working
01:20:38.020 on the dates and all that
01:20:38.960 but it's gonna happen
01:20:40.320 sometime in late october and
01:20:42.800 we'll nail down the dates and
01:20:43.880 the specifics but we have a
01:20:45.080 lot of people we have a lot
01:20:47.040 of stuff i'm hoping that it's
01:20:48.680 not just going to be like
01:20:49.500 another event i'm hoping that
01:20:50.520 we could do something that is
01:20:51.560 uh like different and that
01:20:53.380 people actually want to show
01:20:54.280 up to uh again and again
01:20:56.240 and again so that's like what
01:20:57.420 we're what we're trying to do
01:20:59.420 unbelievable disgusting we
01:21:00.600 do have um we're having live
01:21:03.660 comedy you guys know that we're
01:21:04.700 having live podcasting we're
01:21:06.380 more than likely going to
01:21:07.600 have uh a a musical aspect to
01:21:10.000 this as well like i said in
01:21:11.260 the in the form of kylan of
01:21:13.500 foundering and so uh i would
01:21:15.420 say after that the only thing
01:21:17.540 that we really have to do is
01:21:19.340 get an a an okay from sam
01:21:22.400 tripoli that he is going to be
01:21:24.400 the center of our roast which i
01:21:27.220 would really want because then
01:21:28.480 we're telling leonarda and the
01:21:30.200 other comedians to like hey bring
01:21:31.760 material because you're roasting
01:21:33.620 sam tripoli he's going to be our
01:21:35.340 our map our mock sacrifice uh and
01:21:37.840 so wait are you are you doing an
01:21:39.500 actual roast or are you just we're
01:21:41.000 gonna do a roast so basically um
01:21:42.560 at at bohemian grove they do a
01:21:44.360 mock sacrifice called the
01:21:45.540 cremation of care yeah and uh we
01:21:48.040 want to do a roast which is to set
01:21:51.540 sam tripoli on fire he's our mock
01:21:53.620 sacrifice i like that yeah so uh i
01:21:55.800 like that i think i think roast
01:21:57.380 murder him roast might be some of the
01:21:59.680 best comedy you can have because if
01:22:01.420 you especially if you know the
01:22:02.440 person and just being like fuck it
01:22:04.380 i'm just gonna go gloves off and
01:22:06.320 just and it's like absolutely
01:22:07.640 destroy this person because i know
01:22:08.700 them as a friend i like that i would
01:22:10.880 love to do if we could do a roast of
01:22:12.420 i don't think toad would be a good
01:22:13.740 road i think if you guys did a roast
01:22:15.320 roasting clint would be the the best
01:22:17.220 roasting clint would be the best it's
01:22:19.140 a no-brainer it's a layup yeah it's
01:22:21.020 amazing i got some nice things to say
01:22:22.860 about clint well you always end with
01:22:24.900 nice things but and then uh but but
01:22:27.200 you know it's not my stuff the b well
01:22:28.660 the whole beginning is mean things
01:22:30.120 you end with nice things and then
01:22:31.920 before you walk away you twist the
01:22:33.080 blade one last time and and then
01:22:34.440 the clinics come on and then roast
01:22:36.180 every one of us how he sees it what if
01:22:38.680 i don't what if i just don't ever say
01:22:40.560 anything nice about him that would be
01:22:42.000 very funny i think you'd be on brand
01:22:44.180 you'd also don't even have to say
01:22:45.720 anything nice about them you just they
01:22:47.000 just know that they the only reason
01:22:48.960 they know like you can roast them how
01:22:51.620 you make the jokes about they do is
01:22:53.080 because you know them so intimately
01:22:54.960 because you're a friend of theirs and
01:22:56.780 so that it's even if you don't say
01:22:58.240 anything nice about them it's still a
01:22:59.720 nice thing because it's like i know
01:23:01.060 you i know you like to fuck 14 year
01:23:02.780 olds
01:23:02.980 oh my god
01:23:05.040 jesus christ you're a good dude though
01:23:07.160 you're a good dude
01:23:07.700 i'll take a good dude i just i just know
01:23:10.960 this because like uh we're friends
01:23:12.380 uh i think that would be a a good one
01:23:15.820 though in the future we'll have um
01:23:17.340 uh you know maybe tower gang have the
01:23:20.960 be the headlining thing you know what i
01:23:22.940 mean because we can't have sam
01:23:24.460 triply back every single time or maybe
01:23:26.020 we can't i don't fucking know until he
01:23:27.520 dies until he dies he is getting old
01:23:29.080 yeah uh okay so that was brohemian
01:23:30.880 grove bud wrench uh spud wrench says
01:23:32.900 will i ever be able to purchase a
01:23:34.540 nephilim death squad sword probably not
01:23:36.340 no the last message i got which was a
01:23:38.960 couple of days ago is that the the guy
01:23:41.240 who was actually going to manufacture
01:23:42.440 him likes the design uh he thinks it's
01:23:45.020 super badass so we're moving forward
01:23:46.740 with it no listen the nephilim death
01:23:48.560 squad scored sword is just david's dick
01:23:51.160 nobody can have that though it is like
01:23:54.380 he has the sword we'll just uh make a
01:23:56.620 dildo big dildos yeah with a handle and
01:23:59.520 he slays his wife with it every night
01:24:01.280 no we are we did you know that did you
01:24:03.480 know we're working on a sword it's a
01:24:05.560 broad sword uh 33 inches of blade
01:24:09.300 eight inches of david's dick
01:24:11.000 eight inches of handle and eight inches
01:24:14.360 of handle baby i think it's i think it's
01:24:16.160 i think it's made out of quarter inch
01:24:17.560 steel which is going to be a problem
01:24:19.320 because this this sword is going to show
01:24:21.940 up to your doorstep and it's going to
01:24:23.300 demand that you stop being a pussy and
01:24:25.720 that you start lifting weights start
01:24:27.360 swinging yeah so when it first shows up
01:24:29.660 i'm not going to be able to lift it we're
01:24:30.760 going to have it on on camera uh for for
01:24:35.120 uh tutorial purposes but yeah so it is
01:24:37.640 happening um i i would hope that it
01:24:39.820 happens before rohemian grove but i don't
01:24:42.700 really know how long the manufacturing
01:24:44.060 process of the sword takes so uh you know
01:24:47.000 keep an eye out i just read that uh the
01:24:49.900 net is it the nether night yeah not saying
01:24:53.640 that i'm going to not it's going to
01:24:55.180 happen but if i do happen to get a load
01:24:56.960 coming to your general area how truck
01:24:59.860 friendly is the road you live on and do
01:25:02.120 you have truck that is such a weird
01:25:05.060 fucking question i live in a in a uh uh
01:25:08.640 rip what would you call it a refurbished
01:25:10.900 motel so
01:25:12.340 there's plenty of parking lot space
01:25:16.220 yeah i'm pretty accessible it's such a
01:25:18.460 weird question like hey guys can you
01:25:20.000 accept the load i don't know what he's
01:25:21.680 getting at
01:25:22.200 well honestly i'll tell you the truth
01:25:24.080 it looks like you're driving an 18
01:25:26.300 wheeler or something you can't turn into
01:25:27.880 my
01:25:28.240 into my uh my house with it like there
01:25:31.040 isn't no there's not enough um in
01:25:34.060 space it's something that i've thought
01:25:35.000 about i've never needed to because i
01:25:37.600 have you essentially have a moat too
01:25:39.680 like you've got a ditch like a water
01:25:41.920 relief on the side there yeah it just
01:25:44.200 wouldn't
01:25:44.560 also i just think because you're just
01:25:46.720 not that good of a driver of an 18
01:25:48.620 wheeler so maybe you just can't no
01:25:50.060 trust me i've taken down fences and i
01:25:52.280 know exact angles and i know coming out
01:25:54.760 of this
01:25:55.160 right here it's not enough like from the
01:25:57.720 roadway to this way it's not enough
01:25:59.120 and i thought about it and i'm like i
01:26:00.760 don't know i kind of have an 18
01:26:01.660 wheeler ever
01:26:02.220 but it's just something like as a
01:26:03.780 trucker that goes to my brain
01:26:04.980 so that yeah you wouldn't fit to sit on
01:26:07.060 the side there would be a little bit
01:26:08.400 rocky but
01:26:09.200 i don't know fuck it put it in the
01:26:10.880 middle of the road who cares
01:26:11.600 i don't know what he's trying to do
01:26:12.520 why can you
01:26:13.020 are you trying to come here to kill
01:26:14.240 me i'm telling you how to park
01:26:15.360 you're doing it an 18 wheeler jesus
01:26:18.500 christ man
01:26:19.180 that's kind of gangster like show up
01:26:21.180 to kill someone and pull the air
01:26:22.240 brakes
01:26:22.380 that's the last thing was it not mice
01:26:25.780 not a mice guy
01:26:26.680 not not nice guy yeah i know that
01:26:29.100 nice guy
01:26:29.480 why can you give advice on just about
01:26:31.280 any topic but giving financial advice
01:26:33.020 gets you
01:26:33.680 uh sued that's it's fascinating right
01:26:36.560 because if i were to give you
01:26:37.220 parental advice and you ended up
01:26:39.460 like dropping your kid on his head
01:26:40.900 and he's retarded could you come for
01:26:42.200 me
01:26:42.400 dude this is special i could come for
01:26:44.820 you anytime
01:26:45.240 bro this is an easy question because
01:26:49.780 jews run the financial district and
01:26:51.420 that's really what it is and if you
01:26:52.500 give finance advice that actually
01:26:54.000 makes you money
01:26:54.760 they don't like that shit it's the
01:26:56.160 jews they don't care if you fuck up
01:26:57.360 other people's kids
01:26:58.100 they want you to fuck up other people's
01:26:59.620 kids they want you to fuck up
01:27:00.660 people's houses
01:27:01.280 they want you to fuck up everything
01:27:02.500 except they don't want you to make
01:27:03.660 like money off of them
01:27:05.320 right because think about all the
01:27:06.660 tutorials like fight tutorials like
01:27:08.320 uh people that are like
01:27:09.460 boxing and they're like what you're
01:27:10.680 going to do is you're going to keep
01:27:11.380 this hand like that and this is how
01:27:12.620 you're going to turn over your
01:27:13.200 punch and then you get into a fight
01:27:14.160 you get your ass whooped but you
01:27:15.420 can't sue that person
01:27:16.680 it's like but i got fucked up and
01:27:18.880 now i'm retarded for the rest of
01:27:19.940 your life doesn't matter
01:27:20.720 but if you make some bad financial
01:27:22.260 decisions you can press charges
01:27:23.580 that's fucking wild
01:27:24.560 because they don't want some jew to
01:27:25.940 come up there and give some bad
01:27:27.280 advice and then they get sued
01:27:28.800 they're like no no no we gotta
01:27:30.000 protect our own
01:27:30.740 these were the ones that like like
01:27:32.360 that run this uh this fucking
01:27:34.300 financial shit right but so like
01:27:37.520 it's it's just think about it i
01:27:39.640 think that's no i think he's right
01:27:40.540 i think it's the jews
01:27:41.540 yeah i don't know i've heard people
01:27:43.780 say like oh this country's become
01:27:45.060 such a litigious society
01:27:46.360 right and and i would say i don't
01:27:48.720 know the meaning of the word it's
01:27:50.160 like everyone's suing each other
01:27:51.460 there's a lot of like you know it
01:27:53.240 always goes back to that they always
01:27:54.620 bring up the thing about the the
01:27:55.960 woman that got that suing
01:27:57.020 mcdonald's because of the coffee
01:27:58.860 was that's like the breaking
01:28:00.020 moment yeah it's like listen
01:28:02.420 because y'all made the point of
01:28:04.420 this country so much about money
01:28:05.980 and so like if i can make a billion
01:28:08.460 fucking dollars i don't know how
01:28:09.860 much she settled for
01:28:10.800 i go back and forth on that right
01:28:12.440 whatever life-changing money is to
01:28:14.140 you
01:28:14.360 she was like she made that
01:28:15.920 it's not that they made the the
01:28:17.440 the country about money they made
01:28:20.180 the country about getting money like
01:28:22.160 as easily as possible the idea of
01:28:24.340 this was to get money but to build
01:28:26.300 something and and earn it and now
01:28:29.440 that like once that lady made like
01:28:31.040 millions of dollars off of burning
01:28:32.540 herself with although that coffee
01:28:34.860 was really hot and she was really
01:28:37.100 fucking burned like her skin was
01:28:38.560 black and she and she put it really
01:28:40.660 in her waistband and really fucking
01:28:42.440 really dumb shit yeah like what she
01:28:44.340 did she shouldn't have done like if i
01:28:46.460 if i fuck up listen you don't have
01:28:48.120 any empathy for mcdonald's if i order
01:28:49.760 shrimp
01:28:50.160 okay right and it comes breaded fried i
01:28:53.960 look at it very good by the way you
01:28:55.640 don't like that it's it's no no i do
01:28:57.440 but i wanted that's not what you
01:28:58.700 wanted i wanted the seared one you
01:29:00.100 know i'm saying
01:29:00.400 i'm not gonna return it david you
01:29:02.660 know why
01:29:03.020 because that's like a litigious
01:29:04.660 attitude
01:29:05.160 yeah it's a waste of money it's a
01:29:07.360 waste of like just because what if
01:29:08.660 they came out and they dumped the
01:29:09.880 hot shrimp on your lap and it gave
01:29:11.320 you third degree burns on your lap
01:29:12.880 my fault
01:29:13.760 very litigious
01:29:14.480 you always gotta be fucking
01:29:15.820 thank you sir
01:29:20.860 i love top swipe she's a very good
01:29:23.700 person i've enjoyed hanging out with
01:29:25.560 her for the past every time we've been
01:29:26.740 with her i love it
01:29:27.400 the second time she sent back that
01:29:29.260 margarita she had i was like this
01:29:31.240 two times in a row this i had to back
01:29:33.100 her on it i had to back her because i
01:29:34.480 couldn't allow i was like yeah it's
01:29:35.700 usually
01:29:36.020 i was like i got no idea this fucking
01:29:37.820 bitch
01:29:38.180 twice i was like she could get all of
01:29:41.860 food now spit in every one of it
01:29:43.920 i'm eating spit i can't usually if
01:29:46.500 she's if she she never like returns
01:29:48.620 food if she does it's always for a
01:29:51.100 very good reason but i always give her
01:29:52.540 the critical of like i'm like are you
01:29:54.760 sure are you sure are this better be
01:29:56.700 i just think the point when she poured
01:29:58.320 it out on the floor that was too much
01:29:59.620 but how much glass really is in it
01:30:01.700 so it's a little crunchy
01:30:03.820 are you a thousand percent sure that
01:30:08.040 this sucks and i taste it and i go it's
01:30:10.360 a little salty all right you kind of
01:30:11.840 you're kind of freaking out right now
01:30:13.160 whatever
01:30:13.700 no no for real though here's the thing
01:30:15.340 i tasted it the first one i tasted i
01:30:18.060 was like this is dog shit it tasted
01:30:19.700 like
01:30:20.020 florida water from a toilet that they
01:30:22.380 put like
01:30:22.820 that they put through like a not not a
01:30:25.300 blender but like a freeze machine so
01:30:26.700 it's like frosty
01:30:27.460 and then they squirted lime at the top
01:30:29.260 with some salt
01:30:29.880 that's what it tasted like and then
01:30:31.760 she's like i think i'm gonna return
01:30:33.280 it and i was like
01:30:33.800 do it i just don't want to like be
01:30:35.940 involved i don't want to look get up
01:30:37.200 and go to the bar
01:30:37.920 she did it
01:30:38.680 she returned it and then she got
01:30:40.380 another one the same one and she's
01:30:42.120 like this one's it and she told me
01:30:43.740 try this one and i said no because
01:30:46.020 that first one was that fucking bad
01:30:47.800 did you see they built the ice up for
01:30:49.100 her real nice too it was like the
01:30:50.320 second one looked good it looked
01:30:51.760 really nice
01:30:52.240 they tried so what happened is we
01:30:54.920 went to this this restaurant on the
01:30:56.900 beach like we're all at the beach
01:30:58.040 whatever
01:30:58.320 i got a drink my wife got a drink
01:31:00.720 dave got a drink david's wife got a
01:31:02.440 drink
01:31:02.600 all of us got a drink and then and
01:31:03.820 then and then top's wife she just
01:31:05.660 goes like top got a soda i top got a
01:31:08.020 soda top left goes i would like drink
01:31:09.920 also i want a margarita right bring
01:31:11.940 out the margarita every one of our
01:31:13.340 drinks and top can and sorry and
01:31:14.980 david can attest to this was great i
01:31:17.180 agree i got a bloody mary's two
01:31:18.900 bloody mary's
01:31:19.440 spicy bloody mary's i i got a
01:31:22.340 painkiller it was really good my wife
01:31:23.800 got a pina colada
01:31:24.400 very good
01:31:25.140 everyone was bragging about the drinks
01:31:26.700 and then she goes
01:31:28.480 it tastes like toilet water
01:31:29.360 and it was
01:31:30.480 i tasted it but i didn't know what it
01:31:32.680 was and what it was supposed to
01:31:33.780 taste like so i just went fucking
01:31:34.960 you're right very bad so she gives
01:31:36.380 the first one back none of us
01:31:37.580 tasted the first one except for top
01:31:38.780 it was not good the second one
01:31:40.240 comes in
01:31:40.980 she tasted she goes this is
01:31:42.340 terrible each every one of us
01:31:44.600 tried it except for top and and we
01:31:46.600 go like it tastes literally like
01:31:48.440 salt water mixed with the lime no
01:31:51.140 alcohol in a margarita it tastes
01:31:53.020 like yeah they took that bucket
01:31:54.460 that they made the margaritas in and
01:31:55.720 they filled it up with the water
01:31:56.860 right from the beach
01:31:57.600 right froze it or something and i was
01:32:00.020 like that's why when she said she
01:32:01.180 said taste it again i was like no if
01:32:02.540 i'm looking at you gross
01:32:03.680 yeah and i was like i don't ever
01:32:04.940 want to taste something like that
01:32:05.780 again the guy came back and then i
01:32:07.300 even said
01:32:07.800 she's like listen this is garbage and
01:32:09.300 the guy was like do you want me to
01:32:10.380 make you another one i said no i want
01:32:11.520 you to go over there and fire that
01:32:12.600 bitch that made
01:32:13.060 you think he's joking he's not he said
01:32:17.600 i want you to fire her that was it
01:32:20.400 was and he laughed i laughed i was
01:32:22.580 like it was good
01:32:23.000 no it was a banger like for real
01:32:24.760 though it was a banger no
01:32:25.540 and like listen it was so bad she got a
01:32:28.420 mojito instead and she said the
01:32:29.980 mojito was good i don't know what it
01:32:31.380 was he don't look like i i can't do
01:32:33.040 i should have got a bloody mary i
01:32:34.680 don't know about david top 100% we'll
01:32:36.720 send it back for like if it was like
01:32:38.220 oh i don't send shit back i fuck
01:32:39.700 everything up i literally i used to
01:32:41.260 eat food out of a dumpster i literally
01:32:43.680 was homeless it's a it's a personal
01:32:45.520 problem with me i don't like to make
01:32:46.820 any problems i'll give you a tip i can
01:32:48.720 either eat like dog shit yeah that was
01:32:50.980 supposed to be flaming i used to eat
01:32:52.360 milk and i'll give you a 20% tip so
01:32:55.200 sad because i am i have a problem
01:32:57.320 within me that i have to please
01:32:59.280 people i my food was fucking awesome
01:33:01.500 though the food was good food was
01:33:02.900 very good how was your chicken
01:33:03.780 honestly i know you got chicken and
01:33:06.060 french fries i was looking at your
01:33:07.060 chicken i was like that she looks
01:33:08.180 breaded that she looks it was like it
01:33:10.200 looks so good yeah the place is good
01:33:12.400 it's good cold starting to make less
01:33:14.300 and less sense i'm telling you these
01:33:16.400 guys are just complain drinking he's
01:33:17.820 drinking i don't you know what the
01:33:18.980 problem is this is and we were talking
01:33:20.680 about mothers my mother chronic
01:33:22.940 complainer she'll go to the she'll go my
01:33:25.780 wife won't even go out to eat with her
01:33:27.200 anymore because dude that's a
01:33:28.900 generational thing my my aunt who's the
01:33:31.420 sweetest woman in the world will be so
01:33:33.380 rude to servers it's like that i want
01:33:35.220 to strike right i don't know like what
01:33:37.660 my mom when she gets around her
01:33:39.200 friends like that it's like a game of
01:33:41.160 this one lady when they when we lived
01:33:42.740 in brooklyn she would go to the same
01:33:44.040 diner and they will complain about the
01:33:45.920 same coffee every sunday go there every
01:33:48.320 fucking sunday like it's a fucking game
01:33:50.120 her and sister liz they'd be like i want
01:33:51.460 some coffee fresh from the urn and i was
01:33:53.020 like what is that what is the urn even
01:33:54.540 what are you talking about fucking
01:33:55.960 boomers they literally try they're like
01:33:58.380 how far can i can boomers how much can
01:34:00.540 i do to get a free meal yeah they will
01:34:02.800 literally go as far as yeah a free meal
01:34:04.400 and they're like and they'll brag about
01:34:06.300 it like man i went to fucking dinny's
01:34:08.480 yesterday and you know what i got like
01:34:10.540 18 pancakes for free and it's and
01:34:13.000 they'll be like what you know fucking
01:34:14.760 way and you know what though we have to
01:34:16.380 stop because we were we were talking
01:34:18.560 about we went to walmart on friday you
01:34:20.600 guys steal you guys just steal from
01:34:22.360 walmart all the time boomers argue to
01:34:24.680 get shit for free at least they argue
01:34:26.120 and they're giving it you guys just
01:34:27.660 steal things that's my boomer shit i got
01:34:29.540 it i got a tent a tent for us to use in
01:34:32.020 the fucking did you steal it why didn't
01:34:33.340 you steal did you steal that i'm like no
01:34:34.820 i didn't steal it it's fucking 13 pounds
01:34:36.900 and like five feet long
01:34:38.820 dude how am i supposed to steal it
01:34:41.920 top what did i steal that what i tell you
01:34:43.860 so we got in the car we got in the car
01:34:46.100 and top goes like man i just i can't
01:34:49.000 remember what you did but i just stole
01:34:50.260 some shit baby he goes like we got so
01:34:52.260 much freak and that's when shit went
01:34:54.020 downhill with the kids walmart you
01:34:56.240 showed them stealing and they were like
01:34:57.480 no no we were like i said they're doing
01:35:00.140 this thing with their teeth uh they have
01:35:01.760 like this thing that they wear at night
01:35:03.020 and they've been really complying with so
01:35:04.700 i told them like yo if you're complying
01:35:06.580 with this shit because no it's it's good
01:35:08.880 it'll help them avoid braces as they get
01:35:10.420 older but i was like if you do this
01:35:12.460 tooth pillow it's called a tooth pillow
01:35:14.140 if you do this um then i'll get you a
01:35:17.040 toy whatever like a cheap toy once a
01:35:20.320 week but if you do it every week and i'm
01:35:21.900 like you know for me that's fair this is
01:35:23.820 gonna save me a lot of money who doesn't
01:35:25.140 steal from walmart exactly this one
01:35:26.820 lucas with the hard r so we go there the
01:35:28.620 kids take i'm like you got like i think
01:35:30.620 it was like five or ten dollar budget pick
01:35:32.500 your shit keep it under this like small
01:35:34.720 stuff they everything in the store like
01:35:37.620 they just because they don't understand
01:35:38.660 money right they don't understand
01:35:39.980 anything and i'm like you better
01:35:41.120 fucking pick a toy because i want to
01:35:42.560 leave and it's like this whole thing
01:35:43.940 my son ends up picking a toy that he
01:35:45.900 has already as a matter of fact he has
01:35:47.540 two versions of it this is the third
01:35:49.420 one but he loves it so much that he
01:35:50.640 wanted another one i was like it is it's
01:35:52.740 the tranny spider-man they love ghost
01:35:55.100 spider it's oh the tranny spider
01:35:57.280 tranny colors and everything too right
01:35:59.600 he shuts up listen no they really like
01:36:06.140 ghost spider and ghost spider is cool she
01:36:07.500 flies she glides which is really cool
01:36:09.380 all right what if what if it was like
01:36:10.780 guaranteed that your kid was going to be
01:36:11.980 well-behaved for everybody was going to
01:36:13.160 be trans
01:36:13.640 no i like i honestly i like my kids the
01:36:18.040 way they are now they are like they're
01:36:19.840 really like crazy yeah but i there's
01:36:22.860 something you only get that you get the
01:36:24.420 the because you're dead you you get the
01:36:26.480 bad side of the kids as somebody who
01:36:28.520 shows up and plays fucking flat monkey
01:36:30.760 with them they're a lot of fun man
01:36:32.500 there are a lot of i have a lot of
01:36:33.620 40 rmt you're insane i drove 30 minutes
01:36:36.080 back from a store the other day because
01:36:37.400 i realized i had only scanned one of my
01:36:39.580 two blocks of feta here's what happened
01:36:41.300 are uh cody you want to come in these
01:36:44.560 comment sections and lie wait let me tell
01:36:46.300 you what happened here so so i'm
01:36:48.540 scanning all the shit boop boop boop boop
01:36:49.980 boop boop and like we're ready to go
01:36:51.360 there's only self checkouts cody's my
01:36:52.900 daughter says i want to scan my toy and
01:36:54.960 i go cool pass it over this desk here and
01:36:58.160 she goes and it goes beep and i'm like
01:36:59.860 okay and then my son goes i want to scan
01:37:02.360 my toy so i go okay cool pass it over
01:37:04.580 this desk here and he goes
01:37:05.580 no beep no beep and i said try it again
01:37:08.860 no beep and i go put it in the bag
01:37:11.920 there you go
01:37:12.700 and then my wife goes don't forget that
01:37:15.180 concealer and i said
01:37:16.040 in the bag and the bag
01:37:17.900 i can understand the thing the no beep
01:37:21.080 a fucking third time it got like my blood
01:37:23.300 lust going and i was like i forgot we
01:37:24.960 steal
01:37:25.300 i forgot we steal
01:37:27.500 so at the same time top is is checking
01:37:30.880 out in a different location than where
01:37:32.500 we are
01:37:32.840 my wife is scanning shit whatever fucking
01:37:36.080 we were like we're getting all this
01:37:37.460 shit
01:37:37.720 one of the things was an umbrella for
01:37:40.420 the we were going to the beach today
01:37:41.580 so she's like we need an umbrella for
01:37:42.920 the beach because uh top's family is
01:37:44.420 poor and they don't have one
01:37:45.380 so uh she was like get an umbrella and
01:37:47.860 she also got like an anchor for the
01:37:49.300 umbrella and i was like there's people
01:37:50.840 behind one second i am not i was not
01:37:52.540 crazy at that age they're a complete
01:37:53.920 opposite of me they're more like my
01:37:55.080 wife my wife at this age they were
01:37:56.900 insane her son's exactly like listen
01:37:58.620 and and so so uh my wife tries to scan
01:38:01.460 the uh the umbrella nothing just
01:38:04.320 i scan it nothing and i go it and i and
01:38:06.980 because there are people behind us that
01:38:08.620 just said something to my son because
01:38:10.360 my son is redhead so they were talking
01:38:12.660 to us and i go like hey babe the uh
01:38:16.180 the uh the the anchor and the umbrella
01:38:19.740 are all one in the same just scan the
01:38:22.060 anchor so she scans anchor beep six
01:38:24.380 bucks the umbrella was like 20 bucks
01:38:26.360 and i like put it in the fucking bag i
01:38:28.580 was like fuck this shit that's it and
01:38:30.280 and they're like and so in my wife right
01:38:32.020 after we get done we just stole that and
01:38:33.380 we saw the wires with your toenails
01:38:35.380 the wires
01:38:35.920 eating my ass uh so so we did that and
01:38:39.760 we did something else and then she goes
01:38:41.440 like do not do she goes do not tell top
01:38:45.500 about this because she does she gets
01:38:47.060 embarrassed and i what she steals is it's
01:38:49.840 it's constantly they steal constantly
01:38:51.740 and so we get back to the car and top
01:38:55.180 goes man i just stole so much shit and
01:38:57.360 i go listen my wife just told me not to
01:38:59.140 tell you but we stole so much shit too
01:39:01.160 this is the 14 podcast i guess they
01:39:04.400 they're up in their numbers is it bigger
01:39:05.920 than 13 now it is dude that's worrisome
01:39:08.560 did i just hear the church and then me and
01:39:10.560 top have a 30 minute conversation about
01:39:13.240 why you should steal from fucking walmart and
01:39:15.280 we did and we were talking about all the
01:39:16.860 shit we stole the bourgeoisie and
01:39:18.600 you know they're just killing you with
01:39:20.240 fucking seed oils everything they have
01:39:21.940 is like if you read the ingredients on
01:39:23.320 it it's what you can't get the fuck away
01:39:24.580 from it i'm convinced i'm convinced that
01:39:26.740 their meat is made with meat glue i think
01:39:28.660 it's human meat whatever the fuck it is
01:39:30.420 and when you open their ground beef dude
01:39:32.020 it's like pink and looks like it's made
01:39:34.260 with a paper product dude all this shit
01:39:36.420 is fake someone who was saying like i
01:39:38.340 dropped shit on the floor now and
01:39:39.560 ants don't seem so that was me and
01:39:41.280 you're right they don't they don't
01:39:42.480 care it's very strange i saw it again
01:39:45.020 they were parade carrying a insect
01:39:47.940 carcass into their lair yeah i'm like
01:39:50.420 left they're all about the but they
01:39:51.860 won't eat the fruit put a whole banana
01:39:53.120 there they're like no dude it was so
01:39:55.340 funny my my wife was just like uh she
01:39:57.780 was she had while we were walking out
01:39:59.580 before she even said top to anything
01:40:00.960 she was like do not tell them we sold
01:40:02.700 this because she was gonna get
01:40:03.480 embarrassed because she gets embarrassed
01:40:04.680 about this shit and she was going out
01:40:06.340 and she was like by the way we could
01:40:08.140 have instead of just an umbrella we
01:40:09.700 could have got a full tent and now all i
01:40:11.560 would have done i would have gone to
01:40:12.700 like the clothes section to the the
01:40:14.120 discount section peeled off the sticker
01:40:16.200 put it on the fucking uh tent would have
01:40:18.460 scanned that shit and we got it for
01:40:19.980 five dollars that's it
01:40:21.140 and then after we get to top we tell
01:40:23.680 this shit about like how we stole stuff
01:40:25.000 top was like that's a genius
01:40:26.760 he gave my wife a high five and said you
01:40:30.500 should have done it don't hide your shame
01:40:32.720 from me all right let's let's let's bring
01:40:34.800 up these people's fucking what we're
01:40:36.240 finding out is that i'm i'm just as bad
01:40:38.140 of a person as cole and i thought cole was a
01:40:39.860 pretty bad person but i guess i'm right
01:40:41.820 up i mean what you did he did kill a lot
01:40:43.400 of dogs for like 30 minutes to an hour
01:40:45.580 we talked about stealing stories about
01:40:47.220 how much we've stolen from walmart from
01:40:48.920 lowe's from fucking everybody one of the
01:40:51.000 best stealing stories my my uh one of my
01:40:52.900 friends she she used to live with us i
01:40:54.620 probably told you guys about like she
01:40:56.320 lived in my house for a little while but
01:40:57.520 i think at one point uh she bought a
01:41:00.180 ps3 for her boyfriend as bananas rang it
01:41:03.620 up as bananas at oh shit really weighed it
01:41:06.840 10 what up what a fucking gang savage holy
01:41:10.500 shit but she used to do it all the time
01:41:11.980 she'd be like this is like avocados i've
01:41:13.940 never seen your bananas look royal deluxe
01:41:16.120 said get your meat from a chinese place
01:41:18.080 three dollars for ground beef
01:41:19.240 oh listen me and top talked about this
01:41:22.500 listen walmart understands that they're
01:41:25.880 gonna lose money off of stealing yeah and
01:41:27.480 that's fine they understand they're they're
01:41:29.460 doing volume that's the thing the thing is
01:41:31.940 white people need yeah this is white people
01:41:33.880 white people kind of top white kind of
01:41:36.340 david that are actually white we we buy
01:41:39.420 it's like 80 20 we yeah i i don't steal
01:41:42.120 i barely steal anywhere anywhere from 80 20
01:41:44.760 to 90 10 we we buy shit so we buy 90 we
01:41:48.620 buy 80 we steal 20 i would say i buy like
01:41:51.560 95 maybe and they understand they go that's
01:41:54.160 the cost of doing business the problem is
01:41:56.180 the fucking black people they flip the
01:41:59.120 number blacks they steal 10 this is a
01:42:01.820 great bible prophecy shrimp kids phone
01:42:04.880 games white boy summer shrimp again
01:42:08.240 theft they steal 90 they pay for 10 and
01:42:12.560 that's the problem that this is the red
01:42:14.220 lobster
01:42:14.660 yes because in red lobster yes endless
01:42:19.060 shrimp this is an endless shrimp i'll do in
01:42:21.040 the endless shrimp fallacy you thought that
01:42:22.760 was fucking sustainable i'll do in the
01:42:24.760 shrimp and me and my wife will do it just
01:42:26.800 us to do me and we should write you to
01:42:28.620 three plates we should write an economics
01:42:30.480 uh like a racist economics book called
01:42:33.680 endless shrimp fallacy oh that's great
01:42:35.920 because that's great honestly i'll get in
01:42:37.580 the show my wife will get like an on we
01:42:39.360 need a jewish last name and then we share
01:42:41.000 just make one it's just one in one the
01:42:43.220 fucking black people come in there and
01:42:44.620 this is i'm not just this is 100% real go
01:42:48.320 look it up the the problem was see memes
01:42:51.060 about it it's a fact
01:42:52.020 memes on instagram they were like these
01:42:56.000 black people would come in with 10
01:42:57.800 fucking people they would buy one in the
01:42:59.800 shrimp beat everybody and then they would
01:43:01.900 kick them out and then the ceo the
01:43:03.940 corporate was like you can't kick them
01:43:05.280 out and they're like all right
01:43:06.100 fuck you well we'll give them all the
01:43:08.300 free shrimp they want now red lobster is
01:43:10.920 going out of business as you get because
01:43:13.620 they they stole 90 they paid for 10
01:43:16.400 we can't have anything nice this guy's
01:43:18.420 trying to debunk us he's saying uh
01:43:20.280 endless shrimp isn't what killed them
01:43:21.740 so then what killed them bobby bowl
01:43:23.000 bags bobby ball with your fucking name
01:43:24.880 bobby ball bags out here
01:43:26.000 turbo baggins 590 steel 20 that's right
01:43:29.720 because i still extra i still have more
01:43:31.580 than i fucking bought
01:43:32.680 keep 110 percent in this
01:43:34.060 all right listen next next question
01:43:36.300 next question what's the next question
01:43:37.600 uh not nice guy again says
01:43:40.140 why should he get two questions all right
01:43:41.740 in the spring how much does he pay
01:43:44.460 uh oh he's a 10 guy no no he did over
01:43:48.760 like that's fine okay shit whatever
01:43:50.220 uh okay so did we read his first one
01:43:52.360 already what can you okay the second
01:43:53.860 one is being a part of a tribe dna and
01:43:56.960 the spirit of a person seem to be
01:43:58.760 intrinsically related how do you think
01:44:00.520 dna and the soul are connected how can
01:44:02.300 we change our soul the way we can change
01:44:05.940 or can we change our soul the way we can
01:44:07.600 change our dna i don't think so uh uh i'm
01:44:10.540 but also far too high uh intellectually of
01:44:14.780 a question for me i'm fully retarded
01:44:16.860 couldn't begin to answer that could we
01:44:18.780 change our soul the way we can change our
01:44:20.720 dna like a crisper for the soul i think
01:44:22.780 you could fuck it up and tarnish it by
01:44:24.840 being a piece of shit and and aligning
01:44:27.000 yourself with some sort of disembodied
01:44:28.640 nephilim spirit and i'm sure that does
01:44:30.380 something to corrode it we could change
01:44:32.000 our dna because it's like our dna is
01:44:33.960 still a very physical property like we
01:44:35.740 are souls inside of a
01:44:37.060 this fantastic husk that's creative all
01:44:40.400 different stuff and you're not supposed to
01:44:42.060 really like tweak with your dna i mean
01:44:44.800 i'm not saying you shouldn't waste mix but
01:44:46.940 whatever you figure that out yourself all
01:44:49.060 right all right fuck you dna doesn't exist
01:44:51.240 how about that how about that how about
01:44:52.800 dna isn't real how about it's just all just
01:44:54.860 a soul wait arcane arsenal said uh skip my
01:44:57.760 question i was booming out i don't want to
01:44:59.420 skip it now lobster red lobster got brought
01:45:01.660 out uh by a company they rented the land back
01:45:04.740 out to each store for the market value but
01:45:06.580 they bought out the company after they had
01:45:08.140 that's what they had already going under
01:45:09.980 they had declared bankruptcy yeah they
01:45:13.160 got bought out then they it's like yeah
01:45:15.180 no so they didn't go out of business but
01:45:16.740 they but they affected levi shrimpowitz
01:45:18.660 yeah it was after that it was a big shrimp
01:45:20.680 honestly his shrimp might be a jewish
01:45:23.060 psyop to buy out red lobster because they
01:45:26.040 can't eat it they just catch it and they'll
01:45:27.840 sell it they can't eat it but you know
01:45:29.280 who can they're homunculus yeah and they
01:45:31.440 did eat man you're at the two dollar tier
01:45:33.140 you fucking piece of shit i love wow i
01:45:36.280 loved you dude he loved you like a brother
01:45:38.020 this is like that uh what was that whole
01:45:40.140 uh the jesus parable where the woman the
01:45:43.360 oh he's he's telling we don't even have
01:45:45.200 a two dollar tier yeah i know i don't
01:45:46.960 think he's talking about he's he's crazy
01:45:48.580 but what i'm saying is like so jesus
01:45:51.120 tells the the woman um his parable so
01:45:53.700 he's like look at this guy and they all
01:45:55.320 drop their offering into the buckets like
01:45:56.700 very rich man look at him look at him
01:45:58.220 they walk him into the temple and then
01:45:59.760 you see the woman come and she gives
01:46:01.100 like almost nothing and he's like but look
01:46:02.600 at her and she's like more but he's
01:46:04.560 like that he's a little bit okay
01:46:05.700 he's also schizophrenic probably because
01:46:07.820 there is no two dollars here
01:46:08.920 right it's just a five dollar tier
01:46:10.360 it's like i just made my own tier it's
01:46:11.780 all i had to give fine i'll take it
01:46:13.100 thank you z man that's fine next question
01:46:14.400 uh ginster oh we will we're skipping
01:46:16.020 over arcane because all he was asking
01:46:17.320 was what is happening uh ginster says
01:46:20.100 how does donnie see all of this
01:46:21.840 actually no that's a good question
01:46:23.260 8 30 est also colon no colon and asking
01:46:26.960 voice we barely got this shit going but
01:46:28.640 maybe next time and it was like 10 30 p.m
01:46:33.380 so that would be uh 8 30 mst yeah so yeah
01:46:37.180 you're right we fucked up but we're still
01:46:39.200 in uh ginster says how does donnie see
01:46:41.180 all this ending and in the election the
01:46:45.040 possible outcome so so as far as donnie
01:46:47.620 goes i know we're trying to have him back
01:46:49.300 on we had to reschedule we might have
01:46:50.900 him on later on this week well we got to
01:46:52.660 figure it out i don't know if we're gonna
01:46:53.680 shift it around but um you know what we're
01:46:56.200 seeing right now with trump being brought
01:46:58.100 up on like these 34 accounts and being
01:47:00.480 found guilty uh donnie would tell you and
01:47:03.580 if you go back to our previous episodes
01:47:05.080 with him uh we've done three two on nds one
01:47:07.840 on the raven's watch and he's always been
01:47:09.560 pretty consistent in this idea that trump
01:47:12.020 was going to go through an un unjust
01:47:14.920 persecution that was sort of a an
01:47:17.500 inversion or a mockery or to mirror uh the
01:47:20.440 persecution of christ and so what this was
01:47:23.560 going to do was make even the most staunch
01:47:26.440 of like never trumpers look at the political
01:47:28.900 system and go like this is fucked up
01:47:30.920 they're they're they're charging this man
01:47:33.060 with you know uh things that that are you
01:47:36.180 know completely uh i guess trumped up and
01:47:38.820 that was supposed to bring a lot of people
01:47:41.940 to his side what i will say is as soon as he
01:47:43.880 got brought up on those charges if you go
01:47:45.580 through the timeline on twitter it was just
01:47:47.700 trump 2024 trump 2024 like everybody was all
01:47:51.260 of a sudden on his side and so uh i would
01:47:55.040 say this kind of panned out exactly like donnie
01:47:57.860 darken said it was going to pan out and when
01:48:00.280 he said it to us i was like yeah man that
01:48:02.400 makes a lot of sense there because what
01:48:04.680 happens is after he gets wrongly or unjustly
01:48:08.840 persecuted uh he finds not only a tremendous
01:48:12.180 amount of support i know the last thing that
01:48:13.580 happened was they raised like 53 million
01:48:15.140 dollars for him in fucking 24 hours uh the
01:48:17.740 next thing is if this falls apart which i know
01:48:21.840 the the federal judge appointed to the case
01:48:24.760 oh no i'm sorry this is actually uh alex jones
01:48:27.540 different separate thing throw that away
01:48:28.940 um if this goes down the line where trump
01:48:32.060 you know comes out of the other end and
01:48:35.020 somehow becomes president again what i'm
01:48:37.100 worried about is like this wave of vindication
01:48:39.460 that he's going to experience all the people
01:48:41.060 that were a part of uh kind of shitting on
01:48:44.700 him and and nullifying his entire presidency
01:48:48.260 supposedly rendering him ineffective i think
01:48:50.440 he's just a you know another player um in in
01:48:55.340 political theater but i think to the average
01:48:58.220 person it's going to look like this guy
01:49:00.760 wasn't the bad guy we thought he was he had
01:49:03.600 all these forces against him and then all you
01:49:06.260 need is for these people to be exposed as
01:49:08.440 being corrupt themselves i think this is what
01:49:10.000 cole keeps talking about he's like i don't
01:49:11.120 know how could trump be the engine guys
01:49:12.160 because everyone has to love him and it's
01:49:14.540 like you're about to see that it's about to
01:49:16.540 be fucking weird i also do like how every
01:49:18.900 single one of my guitars is in the shot
01:49:20.520 kind of oh at least my guitar yeah not we
01:49:23.460 didn't do that on purpose it just kind of
01:49:24.860 ended up like that i guess that's a cool
01:49:27.260 everyone has their own somebody said i'm
01:49:28.680 surprised it wasn't 33 accounts i'm
01:49:30.100 surprised it wasn't 33 accounts either that
01:49:31.560 was a it's kind of like damn you guys
01:49:33.100 missed them no well it was 33 and one
01:49:35.420 felony oh that's fascinating
01:49:37.220 check that shit out yeah 33 he was found
01:49:40.020 guilty on 33 accounts and guilty on one
01:49:42.840 felony and that's the one felony is the
01:49:45.200 major thing but all the other 33
01:49:47.240 accounts of whatever the fuck were not
01:49:49.300 felonies so this is you know to top's
01:49:52.380 point this is how you could see a bunch
01:49:55.060 of people coming over to his side and and
01:49:58.240 loving him i'm not saying like he's the
01:49:59.620 antichrist but um i know there are
01:50:02.500 instances in the bible where it talks
01:50:03.800 about people having the spirit of an
01:50:05.620 antichrist or being influenced by the
01:50:07.400 spirit of the antichrist or something
01:50:08.440 like that like as if this is a spirit
01:50:10.620 that's always against christ inverting
01:50:13.340 christ and influencing people throughout the
01:50:15.940 age inverting inverting christ is the big
01:50:18.180 one right now because a lot of you'll
01:50:19.840 say oh well he's a christian he's not
01:50:21.940 against christ right now but he's
01:50:24.480 inverting yeah he's mirroring his
01:50:26.900 fucking his walk in the point of what
01:50:28.960 you just said about the uh there'll be
01:50:31.080 somebody in the spirit of antichrist or
01:50:32.820 in the spirits of the antichrist or
01:50:35.200 be on whatever influenced by um i always
01:50:39.160 heard that like not necessarily this
01:50:40.960 should be one antichrist but that even
01:50:43.200 the devil because it says in the bible
01:50:44.840 that god that no one knows the time at
01:50:47.400 which the uh the rapture will happen
01:50:49.640 so even the devil doesn't know no one
01:50:52.860 knows even the devil even jesus doesn't
01:50:54.440 know when he's going to return right so
01:50:55.880 so so well jesus is part of god it goes
01:50:58.500 into the but that's what it says like
01:50:59.620 even jesus doesn't know the the hours
01:51:01.120 of something but basically so so the
01:51:03.600 devil also always has to have someone
01:51:05.280 set up just in case that the that the
01:51:08.560 rapture happens in the antichrist is to
01:51:10.060 come oh so he's always got like a player on the
01:51:12.060 field he always is a guy in the field
01:51:13.560 he's just ready set up and so you can go
01:51:16.200 back the thing about trump is like the
01:51:18.080 guy on the field that's going to fulfill
01:51:19.900 these prophecies had trump has a lot of
01:51:21.920 overlap with that guy that's going to be
01:51:24.100 on that field yeah and that's what his
01:51:25.780 thing is so they go back through and
01:51:27.620 they'll be like all right so you can go
01:51:29.200 back through the history and be like okay
01:51:30.560 who were the guys that were set up and
01:51:32.280 so people say like hitler was set up to
01:51:33.840 be the antichrist because before he like
01:51:35.940 fucking whatever killed the jews uh
01:51:39.520 like people were loving him like go back
01:51:42.960 through the new times they were like he's
01:51:44.340 the man of the year he's all the stuff
01:51:46.020 even right now israel loves that
01:51:47.640 motherfucker like israel treats him like
01:51:49.400 he's the there's all these they
01:51:50.760 commissioned a coin with his face on it
01:51:52.800 with hitler's face on it oh i'm sorry i
01:51:54.360 thought we were talking about trump
01:51:55.040 yeah they commissioned a coin they gave
01:51:57.440 him a crown
01:51:57.840 but did you read through that that
01:52:02.500 bolshevik uh not the bolshevik the uh
01:52:04.920 the weimar thread that i put up the
01:52:06.840 weimar republican yeah i read the whole
01:52:08.280 shit all the way to the end it's it's
01:52:09.840 really crazy that what it's in those
01:52:12.260 conditions and so so what i'm saying is
01:52:13.880 like so i've heard this before and like
01:52:15.740 even if this is like even in protestant
01:52:17.740 settings like in actual church and
01:52:19.860 though you're like listen they think
01:52:21.320 that maybe because it because even the
01:52:23.060 devil doesn't know this fucking satan
01:52:24.720 fucking lucifer doesn't know when
01:52:26.560 christ will come back so he will set up
01:52:28.980 men that will be like ready so in case
01:52:31.960 it happens he'll be ready to go and take
01:52:34.160 the and be the antichrist that makes
01:52:35.700 sense though right if you didn't know
01:52:36.960 when it was gonna happen like shit i
01:52:38.280 gotta be ready all the time but it's
01:52:39.360 gonna happen so he has to be ready so
01:52:40.760 like and you go back through history
01:52:42.120 like if you have said like napoleon
01:52:44.080 people said like uh hitler yeah and all
01:52:46.380 these guys that are great men in
01:52:48.480 history but like all of a sudden like
01:52:50.300 like they just take amazing power and
01:52:53.480 become huge and then they fall it's
01:52:55.880 funny because they they do happen like
01:52:58.040 this and it's always the same sort of
01:53:00.040 story but it wasn't quite ready yet and
01:53:02.800 it's like the part that's not ready yet
01:53:04.440 is the tech the technological part yeah
01:53:06.300 in my opinion and they are the ones who
01:53:08.840 are constantly that these nephilim the
01:53:10.960 fallen lucifer they're the ones who are
01:53:12.720 constantly like pushing the technology
01:53:14.500 to move forward in you know if you look at
01:53:16.840 the weimar republic thing
01:53:18.220 they set up your it's almost like you're
01:53:21.100 spot on like they set up the conditions
01:53:23.060 exactly as the conditions are set up
01:53:26.280 today it's like they keep getting to that
01:53:27.880 technology is yes now there's like yeah so
01:53:30.340 there's a couple things so like uh whenever
01:53:32.740 uh during the tribulation time i believe
01:53:35.180 it's the tribulation or right before uh
01:53:37.940 there's supposed to be like the
01:53:38.960 revelations talks about how there will be
01:53:41.020 uh two uh men's like that were they come
01:53:44.900 out and they are and they perform miracles
01:53:46.840 and they they give uh information they
01:53:49.140 give knowledge and that they will be seen
01:53:51.320 all over the world and i remember hearing
01:53:53.420 about this when i was growing up about
01:53:54.540 christian all over the world is a it's a
01:53:57.200 very how do you do that because this is the
01:53:59.320 first time in history that you actually
01:54:01.020 can in an instant see anybody anywhere
01:54:03.720 over the world uh even because they
01:54:05.620 like you should think about recently they
01:54:07.060 had the thing in between dublin and new
01:54:08.660 york the portal that's what i was thinking
01:54:10.380 yeah yeah and they showed immediately like
01:54:12.620 things are happening and so that was one
01:54:14.460 of the things and then they showed 9-11
01:54:15.820 it's fucking hilarious some tits and then
01:54:20.680 it got shut down that shit down uh but
01:54:23.140 like uh this is one thing i remember
01:54:25.040 people saying that the you ever hear
01:54:26.500 about the uh fuck they were the twins i
01:54:30.500 think we're saying revelations yeah the
01:54:32.280 revelations are we saying i keep putting
01:54:33.540 the s on the end god damn it my dad is
01:54:36.080 like i remember i tell you about my dad
01:54:37.940 about always reading the bible yeah what
01:54:39.600 part did you crushing dude every time i
01:54:41.100 ask i just read the book of daniel no big
01:54:42.440 deal he's like why are you reading he's
01:54:43.720 like ah just what i what i'm reading now
01:54:45.800 i was like well what part is it good you
01:54:47.280 know just all the prophecies visions and
01:54:49.200 shit yeah and i was like can you tell me
01:54:50.400 more about he's like not really uh i
01:54:52.720 remember who they are but there was there
01:54:54.120 there's two twins maybe the check and uh
01:54:55.740 let us know i remember that they were
01:54:57.460 the uh one of them recently died man your
01:54:59.600 camera is dog shit it's crazy why is it so
01:55:01.960 bad man i'm so sorry it's just because
01:55:03.460 that's dog shit i'm uh oh that's horse
01:55:06.800 shit horse shit i can't remember who they
01:55:08.860 were but there was it was two twins and
01:55:10.880 they had like recently and they're all
01:55:12.360 both had like an iq over like 170 and
01:55:15.260 they were crazy um fuck what twins were
01:55:18.200 those and these people thought they were
01:55:19.400 because it literally said they were two
01:55:21.020 angels sent by god to come down and give
01:55:24.020 like knowledge to everybody and these two
01:55:26.460 twins that like uh one recently died but
01:55:29.260 they had he talked about theoretical physics
01:55:31.420 and string theory and all this shit uh but
01:55:34.440 so apparently they weren't the angels but
01:55:35.940 whatever but like uh
01:55:37.840 cole's camera is stronger than he is
01:55:39.960 i have so much whiskey but uh it's funny
01:55:44.180 because i was listening to your dad talk
01:55:45.720 before and he was talking about how uh
01:55:47.980 knowledge would be what what's the
01:55:50.880 expression increased increased during the
01:55:53.420 uh end times yeah and as he said that i
01:55:56.280 was like you know what there's no reason
01:55:58.540 that somebody as retarded as me should
01:56:00.640 know as much as i i do somebody with my
01:56:04.360 iq you know 200 years ago wouldn't know
01:56:08.120 anything uh just basically they know like
01:56:10.120 rocks and animals you know what i mean like
01:56:12.140 whatever was around them but i take the
01:56:13.920 same dude with the same iq put them in
01:56:15.240 2024 give them access to the internet i
01:56:17.840 know a bunch of shit that i have no
01:56:18.860 business knowing yeah and so like that is
01:56:21.000 another one of those things where it
01:56:22.140 feels like oh so you think people were
01:56:23.980 smarter now or somewhere no i think we
01:56:26.300 were we've been exactly this in fact
01:56:29.020 we're probably a little bit dumber now
01:56:30.220 i always say dumber now i think i say we
01:56:32.520 were infinitely smarter before yeah i
01:56:34.800 would say that there's been a campaign
01:56:36.540 launched against us in our food
01:56:38.320 thank you i i knew it
01:56:40.240 it's the bogandoff
01:56:42.180 bogandoff look them up bogged enough
01:56:44.780 they're they're crazy like if you look
01:56:46.920 them up they like uh these guys were
01:56:48.740 like physicists they were like uh crazy
01:56:50.920 smart one of them did recently die i think
01:56:53.440 they did only fans uh but like uh and
01:56:56.640 people were saying that they were may
01:56:57.900 have been the angel sent before the end
01:57:00.600 times to give uh the gift of knowledge
01:57:03.680 to uh the world um whatever the red heifers
01:57:07.820 did the red heifers actually go to the
01:57:09.220 israel we don't know what's going on
01:57:10.180 basically the um israel shut it down
01:57:13.080 because it was causing such a a
01:57:15.920 commotion the the securing of the red
01:57:19.020 heifers and the plan to sacrifice them
01:57:21.420 they ended up running into a bunch of
01:57:23.300 issues on uh permits acquiring permits to
01:57:26.420 be able to do this sacrifice because
01:57:27.980 obviously the israeli government knew that
01:57:30.880 it was going to cause a big they're still
01:57:33.660 they're still putting up questions are we
01:57:35.320 have we have three more okay let's let's
01:57:37.360 get back to the question knowledge of
01:57:39.500 good and evil no technically they were
01:57:41.060 they they're sent to give uh knowledge
01:57:43.280 of technology like actual like breaking
01:57:46.160 down physics uh what if they were the
01:57:48.240 krasensteins what did they answer there
01:57:50.120 it's crazy because like it literally
01:57:52.020 says to like two people were sent down
01:57:53.940 maybe angels whatever and they and they
01:57:55.980 like gave the gift of knowledge to the
01:57:57.660 entire earth so that before the end
01:57:59.820 times we become as that's crazy
01:58:02.300 technologically ever as we ever before
01:58:04.460 and then and then like jesus comes back
01:58:07.380 and like the whole fucking tribulation
01:58:08.700 happens
01:58:09.220 however when you think major mid-trip
01:58:11.380 pre-trip post-trip whatever all right
01:58:12.940 let's get to christy he says how do i
01:58:14.560 you hit her uh this is your girlfriend
01:58:17.380 you just hit her yeah find find a girl
01:58:19.240 you can abandon her yeah she's not your
01:58:20.660 wife if this girl doesn't want to go to
01:58:22.000 florida she's not your girlfriend
01:58:23.500 she's retarded you go to florida and you
01:58:25.220 find a girl that's from florida and you'll
01:58:28.420 be good yeah it'll be twice as good as this
01:58:30.100 girl based out here yeah or hit her what
01:58:32.940 are we talking about don't hit her you
01:58:34.400 don't have to hit her because it's a it's
01:58:36.060 already it's a it's a tell her you'll
01:58:38.580 find meth there and you give her some
01:58:40.140 meth and then she'll we make it through
01:58:41.540 all the all the all the questions can
01:58:43.060 top please show raven how to download
01:58:44.760 and unzip a file please it's impossible oh
01:58:47.100 i i do it i tried right click extract
01:58:50.600 here dude i did it and then it gave me
01:58:52.620 like 80 more files and when i opened them
01:58:54.780 there was nothing there it's it's it's
01:58:57.020 so uh sending you viruses can you not do
01:58:59.980 it on a phone sometimes now okay maybe
01:59:02.660 that's all that's happening then because
01:59:03.900 i'm like i'm i extracted it sent it in
01:59:05.880 an email he said he sent it uh he sent
01:59:08.320 it in an email yeah all right so open it
01:59:09.560 up on your laptop unless it's a virus it
01:59:11.600 could be or whatever i think it's just a
01:59:13.280 quality dick pic and i just can't access
01:59:15.720 it huge dick very frustrating he has too
01:59:17.820 big yeah compress it so he can't put it
01:59:19.680 in a phone to us in october uh anyway
01:59:22.220 um real rye or die how bad is the
01:59:25.540 immigrant crisis um dude i think it's
01:59:27.800 probably so much fucking worse than we
01:59:29.720 even it's like it's one of those things
01:59:31.640 where you're like um sometimes things
01:59:34.300 are overblown like like sam will be like
01:59:36.320 i went to portland and it was just like
01:59:37.900 these isolated areas and that's true
01:59:39.880 in new york city there's a lot of
01:59:41.420 isolated areas that are terrible and i
01:59:44.300 haven't been in new york city for a
01:59:45.520 while i've been in florida over here
01:59:47.640 there's only white people so it's not
01:59:49.540 really a problem my neighbors are
01:59:50.820 spanish and i'm spanish so that's
01:59:52.420 probably a problem for the white people
01:59:53.580 they're probably immigrations fuck up
01:59:55.480 what's going on here they're literally
01:59:56.620 moving in um my my cousin from new
01:59:58.820 york actually just visited and she has
02:00:00.320 like a she's very rich has a penthouse
02:00:01.840 in manhattan on 72nd 72nd street and all
02:00:04.460 that shit and uh she was telling me she
02:00:07.440 was like i want it she's like jealous of
02:00:09.620 where i live and i was like you got all
02:00:11.300 the money in the world fucking buy buy
02:00:13.900 around here buy whatever you could do
02:00:15.560 and she's like trying to get out but i
02:00:17.680 was like well what's really going on
02:00:19.000 because is the immigration that bad like
02:00:21.160 i know sometimes like republicans like
02:00:23.580 to bring this shit up for talking points
02:00:25.120 right you know and that's like a real
02:00:26.660 fun thing to do and and rile up their
02:00:28.360 base she's like no it's horrible it's
02:00:30.780 really bad like there's a hotel right
02:00:32.380 by her where she's like we see it every
02:00:34.760 day where they're putting them up
02:00:36.100 filled with it's not just homeless but
02:00:38.200 it's like immigrants homeless immigrants
02:00:40.280 she's like there's homeless people all
02:00:41.420 over the streets so in new york city i
02:00:44.020 hear it's getting really bad it's by
02:00:45.300 their own doing that the black dude
02:00:47.380 asked for it i think when trump was
02:00:49.760 still in he was like cole i'm gonna call
02:00:52.040 your bluff send them here we're a
02:00:53.700 sanctuary city and then like shortly
02:00:55.220 after they were like fine so they
02:00:56.940 started sending all the immigrants
02:00:58.640 there and they were like he was like
02:00:59.600 we're in a state of emergency and i have
02:01:01.680 cousins who were on like fire
02:01:03.220 department sanitation list they were
02:01:05.180 about to be called they shut down all
02:01:06.880 the hiring because it's like that's
02:01:08.780 they are literally in a crisis in the
02:01:10.820 city so all the money that shut down
02:01:12.880 the hiring yeah all the money that
02:01:14.700 would be going towards new hiring and
02:01:16.320 god knows what else is now being shut
02:01:18.800 down because there's they're they're
02:01:20.900 they're at a shortage because of these
02:01:22.920 people so that's what's happening
02:01:24.580 just think of it this way like how
02:01:26.080 much do you trust the the actual like
02:01:27.820 corporate media zero yeah zero okay so
02:01:30.520 how much they talk about like the
02:01:32.340 immigrants coming over like they
02:01:34.300 actually do talk about it right but
02:01:36.460 they give a number whether they give
02:01:37.580 a number so if you don't trust them
02:01:39.080 at all and they give a number that
02:01:40.560 number has to be way more because
02:01:42.340 they want it to be low because they're
02:01:44.040 like we have to keep it low so that
02:01:45.580 like nobody is because like I put
02:01:47.060 like triple it like whatever he said
02:01:48.480 triple yeah you just have to identify
02:01:50.180 whatever their incentive is yeah and
02:01:52.080 they want it low and their incentive
02:01:53.280 is like keep it low because we don't
02:01:55.060 want people to freak out because we
02:01:56.320 want the immigrants here because it
02:01:58.360 changes the culture and in these in
02:02:00.300 the culture of this is to be like we
02:02:02.640 don't want that we want these people
02:02:04.560 that don't have a nationality and
02:02:06.800 don't give a fuck about like people
02:02:08.300 that are already in United States so we
02:02:10.740 want them here because then they can
02:02:12.400 push like if there's more of them
02:02:14.080 here they can push the narrative or
02:02:16.080 culture to another end that it that
02:02:18.360 benefits us so like and so like listen
02:02:21.160 if you it's it's worse than it's
02:02:23.000 definitely worse than you think it
02:02:24.500 could be three times worse be four
02:02:25.740 times worse it'd be like fucking 20
02:02:27.560 times worse who fucking knows I like
02:02:29.160 to play that like the devil's advocate
02:02:30.520 because it's like since since I'm from
02:02:31.900 here and I see all these fucking
02:02:33.740 right-wing grifters and sometimes the
02:02:36.240 shit that they're going on about I'm
02:02:37.500 like that's overblown like what you're
02:02:39.980 talking about it's a problem I don't
02:02:41.440 like it but it's overblown and I'm
02:02:43.700 like I try to be fair with what
02:02:45.020 people sometimes about the stuff but
02:02:46.260 what my cousin is saying and she's not
02:02:48.360 like somebody who is white people
02:02:50.180 white people is we yeah me we white
02:02:54.820 people this fucking spirit spiritually
02:02:58.520 white no but it's true I don't know
02:03:01.940 whatever I don't identify I guess I do
02:03:04.680 identify myself as white like on a
02:03:06.340 census they say what's your race white
02:03:07.860 and then Hispanic whatever that's like
02:03:09.620 the secondary thing but yeah I don't
02:03:12.060 know it's it's kind of like an idea of
02:03:13.780 like well I like to have my stuff nice
02:03:15.840 and sort of organized and I like to
02:03:17.960 respect my neighbors yeah morally white
02:03:21.000 I'm really white yeah I guess which is
02:03:23.660 unfortunate because I guess that maybe
02:03:26.420 it does really come from white people
02:03:27.740 like these good morals I don't know but
02:03:29.640 I try to embody them because I looked at
02:03:32.200 them at some point like I grew up in a
02:03:34.460 Puerto Rican my family my parents are
02:03:37.080 respectful but my family is like
02:03:39.220 retarded and I was like I could do that
02:03:41.280 or I could do this and the thing that I
02:03:43.020 decided to do just happened to be
02:03:44.460 everybody says oh you're white and I was
02:03:45.880 like well I thought this was like you
02:03:47.720 know better than how other people I
02:03:50.460 have acting right I have the white side
02:03:52.400 of my family and the Spanish side of my
02:03:53.840 family Spanish side of my family does
02:03:55.440 all types of hood rat shit they get
02:03:57.200 shot they're in fucking gangs they're
02:03:59.120 they're in prison in and out of prison
02:04:00.540 some of them are still in prison we're
02:04:01.860 waiting for them to come home we're
02:04:03.060 going to celebrate and barbecue the
02:04:04.520 white side of my family none of that the
02:04:06.000 fucking kids play piano and shit they go
02:04:07.820 to good schools fucking like you know
02:04:10.080 they're they're never in trouble but
02:04:11.280 it's funny when I was in high school
02:04:12.800 like junior high school all that they
02:04:14.380 be like yo like the black my black
02:04:16.320 friends like yo you talk you talk mad
02:04:18.360 white you talk to white and I like in
02:04:20.840 Coney Island I would never I forget
02:04:22.640 what it's called when you break down
02:04:24.140 and start talking ebonics ebonics right
02:04:26.500 whatever it's called like coding or
02:04:27.900 something like that when you're like
02:04:28.900 around black people and you're
02:04:29.940 supposed to talk like them yeah I
02:04:31.820 never did it and I don't know I
02:04:34.380 think I think they didn't like it
02:04:35.620 they that's the thing about black
02:04:36.940 people they wanted me to code but if
02:04:39.440 I would have coded they would have
02:04:40.400 respected me less but they want you
02:04:42.100 to do it and I'm just like I don't
02:04:43.280 really like the way you talk I think
02:04:44.560 it sounds ignorant and stupid so I
02:04:45.780 don't ever I've never done it but the
02:04:47.460 fact that they tell you that you're
02:04:48.640 talking white what does that mean
02:04:50.660 yeah I'm just talking English
02:04:52.480 motherfucker yeah this is how it's
02:04:53.820 pronounced I have a bad but then if
02:04:55.580 you say that you're talking black
02:04:56.640 they get like really upset yeah it's
02:04:58.300 like well you're talking yeah you're
02:04:59.520 talking like a fucking retard you're
02:05:00.760 you're talking pigeon but I just
02:05:02.400 always spoke white even my like
02:05:05.060 Spanish people like you speak so
02:05:06.960 white gringo they call me that like
02:05:08.940 like it's proper English yeah you
02:05:10.840 should too just stop trying to
02:05:12.300 convince me to like you you know
02:05:15.540 trust me there's like half the world
02:05:16.800 hates me for exactly what I'm saying
02:05:18.400 for the as far as the immigration
02:05:19.860 thing goes one of the things that
02:05:21.160 tells me it's a lot worse is kind of
02:05:23.140 these weird stories that you get for
02:05:24.780 example like when people are coming
02:05:25.920 over they're telling you that like oh
02:05:28.260 we were told to come here we were
02:05:30.620 told that if we came here there would
02:05:32.160 be jobs waiting for us that we'd be
02:05:34.280 able to get homes quickly and that's
02:05:36.080 not the case if you go around and
02:05:37.400 watch the interviews that people are
02:05:39.440 conducting and some of these people
02:05:40.480 that are living on the streets now in
02:05:41.680 New York City they're like we were
02:05:43.040 fucking told to come here like who's
02:05:44.680 telling them to come here and then
02:05:45.620 when you have instances of the
02:05:47.360 border gate being welded open do you
02:05:49.600 remember that when that was
02:05:50.300 happening what the fuck the border
02:05:53.360 gate so you're telling people to come
02:05:54.700 over you're welding open the gates
02:05:57.220 that is like really insane and then you
02:05:59.820 have the instance of there's a guy
02:06:02.200 who's got property on the border he
02:06:04.820 has illegals coming across his
02:06:06.200 property every day something ends up
02:06:08.040 happening one of them breaks into his
02:06:09.280 house he shoots them and kills them and
02:06:11.820 they put that old man in prison so
02:06:14.220 there's like a system leveraged against
02:06:17.160 people that are defending against it
02:06:18.740 there are people welding open the
02:06:22.300 fucking gates and then on the other side
02:06:24.060 of the border there are people telling
02:06:25.660 people that hey there's gonna be jobs
02:06:28.100 waiting for you there's gonna be homes
02:06:30.220 that are available for you that to me
02:06:33.200 is like that reeks of a of an
02:06:35.360 operation it's it's crazy too when you
02:06:37.280 start thinking about they say like how
02:06:38.480 the Jews hate white people and part of
02:06:42.140 me is like I'm like I think they hate
02:06:43.400 everybody but then I'm like you look
02:06:44.720 back and that whole Weimar Republic
02:06:46.520 shit seems like they hate fucking white
02:06:48.300 people right they really hate white
02:06:49.880 people and it's like like not just so
02:06:51.760 America right now is that embodiment or
02:06:54.540 was the embodiment of white people it's
02:06:56.720 it's the corpse of a white man right now
02:06:58.660 that they're just fucking almost done
02:07:00.420 stomping the life out of this white
02:07:02.560 man's corpse which was like the
02:07:04.080 Constitution in 1776 this idea of the
02:07:06.680 white man the idea of the white man in
02:07:08.560 Germany those those motherfuckers were
02:07:10.220 white and the Jews hated them they ran
02:07:13.940 it like a 40-year campaign against them
02:07:16.300 like more more than that longer than
02:07:17.740 that and it went read read the thread on
02:07:19.900 my on my Twitter it's a great threat did
02:07:21.660 you see the bounce back of the DJ in
02:07:24.900 Germany who's playing this like anthem
02:07:27.080 it's like Germany is for the Germans
02:07:29.800 you know immigrants get out and that is
02:07:34.680 like catching culturally like it's
02:07:36.240 becoming this big thing they're starting
02:07:37.420 to become but the whites of old they're
02:07:39.380 going to call them like it's very easy
02:07:41.040 to call them Nazis and it's so unfair to
02:07:43.220 the German people because of what was
02:07:44.860 done they kind of just wanted their
02:07:46.080 country that's it yeah and and man we're
02:07:49.960 getting it it's but it's the same story
02:07:51.840 over and over again right it's it's
02:07:53.460 about to happen to us again even with
02:07:55.740 the the the the the sex gender and sex
02:08:00.540 theory the sexual exploitation of the
02:08:04.200 children like just that whole black and
02:08:07.740 white ads like it was like a black man
02:08:09.740 white woman crazy word for word the same
02:08:14.420 thing just to clarify for the audience in
02:08:17.220 in in the Weimar Republic they had they
02:08:20.700 were running advertisements in their
02:08:22.600 marketing of like black dudes and white
02:08:25.240 women together it's like we talk about
02:08:27.240 that often how we can't oh your your
02:08:30.320 camera froze your camera might have died
02:08:32.060 your fucking phone probably died your
02:08:33.780 phone died oh you know what that's okay
02:08:35.660 it's fine just leave and talk into it
02:08:37.560 unless you want to like roll over here
02:08:39.000 next to me
02:08:39.560 your phone died it's just not charging
02:08:44.080 fast enough
02:08:44.740 it's fine uh they can still hear you
02:08:47.780 he's crying he's crying all right let's
02:08:50.340 wrap it up they can still hear you and uh
02:08:52.380 do we have any more questions is that it
02:08:53.920 do we make it through all of them that
02:08:54.940 was all the questions unbelievable we
02:08:56.680 crushed it two hours i'm sweating me too
02:09:00.700 it's a little hot is it just this room
02:09:02.460 maybe it's the air condition keeps
02:09:04.380 shutting off too yeah it's never coming
02:09:06.240 out it's never coming out that's fine
02:09:08.100 all right guys it was real we actually
02:09:11.060 have some shit here that we could play
02:09:12.700 for you when we leave so i'll see you
02:09:14.880 next time hopefully this plays well
02:09:16.420 peace out
02:09:17.320 the greatest hypnotist on planet earth is
02:09:20.060 a oblong box in the corner of the room
02:09:22.760 it is constantly telling us what to
02:09:25.380 believe is real if you can persuade them
02:09:28.400 that what they see with their eyes is
02:09:30.620 what there is to see
02:09:31.560 because they'll laugh in the face of an
02:09:36.120 explanation that portrays the bigger
02:09:38.300 picture of what's happening and they have
02:09:40.840 you