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00:01:10.700 Let's get it.

00:01:11.380 Mentos, the fresh maker.

00:01:41.380 What's up, retards?

00:01:43.420 The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12.

00:01:46.100 Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're an unruly ferret.

00:01:49.140 Yeah.

00:01:50.000 You ever had a 9-11 cocktail?

00:01:51.860 Whatever, I'll start.

00:01:52.980 Uh, it was a tower gang.

00:01:54.640 It is so funny.

00:01:55.460 You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it.

00:02:02.140 White women must be stopped.

00:02:04.180 That's right.

00:02:04.740 What?

00:02:05.380 Yeah.

00:02:07.360 We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane.

00:02:11.620 What?

00:02:11.860 Your ass-to-penis ratio.

00:02:14.480 Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck.

00:02:16.900 You said n***er.

00:02:17.820 Oh, Jesus.

00:02:19.140 Wee!

00:02:20.820 Fat Dave, fuck you, man.

00:02:22.540 Wee!

00:02:23.460 Wee!

00:02:23.900 Welcome, everybody, to a very special livestream edition of Tower Gang, because we never go live.

00:02:31.260 And guess who we got in this motherfucking building?

00:02:34.120 Unbelievable.

00:02:34.340 I'm so goddamn excited.

00:02:35.480 It's absurd.

00:02:36.280 It's obscene.

00:02:37.300 Fred Durst is here.

00:02:38.220 I am not Fred Durst.

00:02:39.480 I just want to come out of the closet right away.

00:02:42.060 And I'm really appreciative of Fred for clarifying, because, like, for years I've been fighting this rumor.

00:02:48.540 Sam Tripoli, host of Tinfoil Hat, one of the greatest stand-ups alive.

00:02:52.620 What's up, brother?

00:02:53.260 Thank you for joining us.

00:02:54.060 Yo, what is that?

00:02:54.880 Was that all you guys in that montage?

00:02:57.820 Oh, yeah.

00:02:59.480 That was us.

00:03:00.420 That was one of our great fans and former producer, Dickie Wallenough, made that after our Shoe on Head episode and Dave Smith episode.

00:03:08.980 And so just coming in there, he just put all that together.

00:03:11.500 And we were like, we need an intro.

00:03:12.660 And he was like, I got you.

00:03:14.020 Are you guys crushing it?

00:03:16.080 You guys got that, like, television kind of shine now where, like, you start your series, like, fat and weird.

00:03:23.820 And then you get money.

00:03:25.040 And then suddenly you lose weight.

00:03:26.720 And you look better.

00:03:28.440 And now at the end, you're fucking shredded, right?

00:03:30.760 Yeah.

00:03:32.200 A couple of things.

00:03:33.340 But way better than you used to look back in the day.

00:03:36.060 So a couple of things, Sam.

00:03:37.120 Today is the first day of February, and I'm down, like, 20 pounds already.

00:03:41.200 I'm cheating.

00:03:41.920 Jose's down, like, 10 pounds.

00:03:43.660 Cole is not fat anymore.

00:03:44.980 He's fucking jacked.

00:03:45.900 And about the money thing, I don't know if you saw.

00:03:48.580 We're sponsored by Mentos.

00:03:50.200 I'm sponsored by Mentos.

00:03:51.700 Talk to the rest of these guys.

00:03:53.260 That's right.

00:03:53.600 That's real money.

00:03:54.220 We are.

00:03:54.980 We are now.

00:03:56.140 And I actually started picking up weights for the first time.

00:03:59.760 So there we go.

00:04:00.280 You never touch it.

00:04:00.920 Whatever.

00:04:01.740 I lift them completely in the nude, by the way.

00:04:04.660 So it's, like, Greco-Roman weightlifting.

00:04:06.880 What are you working with?

00:04:07.980 Pink?

00:04:08.440 Blue?

00:04:08.860 Which one?

00:04:12.520 Black, because I'm not racist.

00:04:14.160 There you go.

00:04:14.800 Just like the dicks.

00:04:17.620 Like that big 40-pound black one.

00:04:19.840 Yeah, there we go.

00:04:20.900 There we go.

00:04:21.740 Thanks for having fun.

00:04:22.840 I'm sorry it's taking so long.

00:04:24.320 You go to episode one of this podcast, Sam, and they've been in the same spot.

00:04:27.560 Have never been moved.

00:04:28.580 Never touched.

00:04:30.540 Every week.

00:04:31.960 Yeah.

00:04:32.440 He always goes, no, no, no.

00:04:33.860 I'm just seriously autistic, and I have to put them in the exact place.

00:04:36.800 I'm like, bitch, you ain't ever touched them.

00:04:38.500 You ain't ever touched them.

00:04:39.720 I've legit used them every day this week.

00:04:42.120 I can tell you don't touch them by looking at you.

00:04:44.340 He puts them up his ass, actually.

00:04:45.920 He does anal push-ups with them.

00:04:48.120 It's warrior technology, baby.

00:04:50.080 So if it isn't enough to touch them, you have to lift them every once in a while.

00:04:54.140 So Sam, we usually start off with our mailbag.

00:04:58.100 Our fans get to write in and ask us stupid questions.

00:05:01.300 So we're going to do that.

00:05:02.420 Dickie, if you wouldn't mind.

00:05:03.740 Yes.

00:05:03.960 Little Dickie, come in here.

00:05:05.180 Talk at a good volume.

00:05:06.560 Not too loud.

00:05:07.100 Not too quiet.

00:05:07.940 Thank you very much.

00:05:08.580 Go.

00:05:09.200 All right.

00:05:09.560 Keith Comston asks, Sam, please get out of California before they send a trans judge dread

00:05:15.020 to kill you.

00:05:16.040 P.S.

00:05:16.560 Who are the real Jews?

00:05:18.180 I say it's the midgets.

00:05:19.380 I would love to get out.

00:05:25.640 I mean, I'm going to be honest with you guys.

00:05:27.380 I am just bombing in L.A.

00:05:29.060 I go up on stage and they just stare at me.

00:05:31.480 And I'm just like, what are we doing?

00:05:33.100 Like, I'll follow comics.

00:05:35.120 Just I'll follow like female comics.

00:05:37.040 Just talk.

00:05:37.680 Hey, do we got to be clean or dirty or anything?

00:05:39.860 Anything you want, man.

00:05:40.840 Everything goes.

00:05:41.600 Yeah, exactly.

00:05:42.920 These chicks are all funny.

00:05:44.100 They're super funny.

00:05:45.540 And they're really cool.

00:05:46.940 And they'll go off and they'll talk about all the dick and pussy.

00:05:49.120 They're gay.

00:05:49.500 And the crowd goes crazy.

00:05:50.460 And then I'll go off and talk about some dirty jokes.

00:05:53.580 And they just stare at me.

00:05:55.480 And it's like this weird, like, repression mass stuff that these crowds do in L.A.

00:06:00.720 Like, sarcasm is violence in Los Angeles.

00:06:03.920 Like, everything's taken literal.

00:06:05.900 And it's just like.

00:06:06.960 So, I remember one time I was telling a buddy about this today that there was a comic named

00:06:12.620 Brett Morin on stage.

00:06:13.880 And he's a really funny dude.

00:06:15.400 And he was doing a joke about his gay brother.

00:06:17.380 Well, this other comic, Justin Martindale, who's gay, walked up and talked about how he

00:06:22.000 banged his brother in the ass.

00:06:25.340 And the girl was like nuts.

00:06:26.660 They're like, oh, yeah.

00:06:27.520 I'm like, okay, I'm going to follow this with my story about how I lost a bat and I had to

00:06:31.880 drop Molly and watch an hour of gay porn, right?

00:06:34.300 So, I go up on stage and I tell the story.

00:06:38.500 Everyone gets fucking quiet on me.

00:06:40.820 I'm like, you guys are just celebrating someone banging someone's brother in the ass.

00:06:45.060 And now you're staring at me like I'm committing hate crimes up here.

00:06:48.860 Like, just give me some consistent rules, dude.

00:06:52.240 That's all I'm at.

00:06:52.900 So, yeah, I'd love to get out of L.A.

00:06:54.580 You just had to finish it off.

00:06:57.160 And that's why I ended up bringing my brother in the ass and they all would have cheered.

00:07:01.160 I got to stop you.

00:07:02.160 I'm too loud.

00:07:03.060 Sorry, guys.

00:07:03.860 No, you're good.

00:07:04.820 Your levels are low.

00:07:06.440 So, be as loud as you want.

00:07:07.660 Yeah.

00:07:07.960 They know you're not gay, Sam.

00:07:09.080 You got to try to be more gay.

00:07:10.640 That's the problem.

00:07:11.660 I'm trying, but trust me.

00:07:13.220 I just got a Brazilian.

00:07:14.660 So, I'm trying to.

00:07:16.700 This Chinese lady boy gave me a Brazilian and it was only $35.

00:07:21.340 And I'm like, why is this gay shit so cheap?

00:07:24.120 If that was a chick fucking shaving my b-hole, that'd be like $300.

00:07:28.180 Dude, I've noticed this, too.

00:07:29.880 Have you ever been to a gay bar?

00:07:31.940 They have the cheapest drinks out there.

00:07:34.260 I mean, they're giving out shots for like a dollar.

00:07:36.800 And the faggots are out there just getting hammered.

00:07:39.420 And they have all the money.

00:07:40.780 They don't have any kids to spend the money on.

00:07:42.960 So, they have all the cash.

00:07:44.660 Yet, they're probably way less.

00:07:46.360 They're the real Jews, the gays.

00:07:47.840 Homosexual groups.

00:07:48.600 The gays are the real group, hom.

00:07:53.740 I got a bogo on that asshole.

00:07:55.520 Jewish, Cazarian's gays.

00:08:00.000 But yeah, to answer your question, the real Jews are definitely the Yakub and whatever he fucking is.

00:08:07.060 That's the real Jews.

00:08:07.560 Like Yakub, please.

00:08:08.420 Black people?

00:08:09.740 Yeah, they're the real Jews.

00:08:11.800 That'd be white people, I guess.

00:08:12.940 Jewish isn't even like an ethnic group.

00:08:15.300 That's my biggest.

00:08:16.680 It's not even an ethnic group, man.

00:08:18.860 It's an Abrahamic religion.

00:08:21.100 What are we talking about?

00:08:22.680 It's nuts.

00:08:23.700 It's just making up shit at this point.

00:08:25.840 You know?

00:08:26.420 Like back in the day before they had DNA tests.

00:08:28.340 Like your mother has to be Jewish to be.

00:08:30.620 Like, dude, we got DNA tests now.

00:08:32.320 What are we talking about?

00:08:33.440 So, Cazarians.

00:08:35.280 And that's all.

00:08:36.340 And then it's all fallen angels, weird shit after that.

00:08:39.420 Someone made a good point in the chat.

00:08:40.980 What it really is is the gay Jews.

00:08:42.940 That's what it is.

00:08:43.700 That's the real thing.

00:08:45.660 Are you making this obstacle with your hands, Jose?

00:08:48.120 Yeah.

00:08:49.800 Sam, did you see that thing recently?

00:08:52.400 Like some Jewish teacher got like a letter that was like written like in ransom notes.

00:08:56.660 And it said something about like, you're a Kazarian and we're on to you and some shit.

00:09:00.660 And she put it on Twitter.

00:09:01.620 It went viral.

00:09:02.580 And I was like real excited because it's like, holy shit.

00:09:04.240 Like the Kazarians are making it into the mainstream.

00:09:06.540 Yeah, I'm making a comeback, bro.

00:09:09.920 They're tired of lying.

00:09:11.320 Yeah, I mean, yeah, I think it's interesting.

00:09:13.420 I mean, I don't know why that is seen as like anti-Semitic.

00:09:17.240 It makes me laugh.

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00:10:46.260 Because you're literally saying it's not the Jews.

00:10:49.380 But, you know.

00:10:50.400 I mean, like, everyone just cries about everything at this point.

00:10:53.660 Dude, it's actually – today that one random fucking – I think she's a reporter or whatever went viral.

00:10:59.240 Shoshana Weissman.

00:11:00.340 Yeah, said that – I know.

00:11:01.460 Maybe she's a senator.

00:11:02.520 Said that Nick Fuentes sent her a letter with makeup in it and said something about her being a Jew.

00:11:07.140 I'm like, they literally can't help themselves anymore.

00:11:09.560 They literally just – like, the Jews, like, have to be so persecuted that, like, I have to make up letters to send it to myself.

00:11:15.600 Oh, did she make it up?

00:11:17.220 Oh, she – have you seen it?

00:11:18.900 Yeah.

00:11:19.180 I mean, that's 100% made up.

00:11:20.480 There's no way it's not.

00:11:21.720 Oh, my God.

00:11:22.160 It's like – although – it's like those chicks on camp.

00:11:24.660 Like, this is a big issue going on right now.

00:11:27.180 Like, you ever watch – you ever see that Instagram and Twitter account, like, Mugschwatties?

00:11:32.860 Have you seen that?

00:11:33.540 Oh, yeah.

00:11:33.940 Mugschwatties, yeah.

00:11:35.000 Yeah.

00:11:35.240 Like, now everyone – like, more and more, you're starting to see, like, lied about being sick, started to GoFundMe for straight cash and money.

00:11:44.260 Like, that's an epidemic right now of hot chicks or just chicks in general faking, like, fatal diseases just to get cash and prizes.

00:11:54.960 Is that illegal?

00:11:55.580 Well, of course, she writes his fake shit to himself.

00:11:59.360 And you're like, what are you doing?

00:12:01.140 Nick Fuentes is such an interesting guy because you can tell he's really – he's really intelligent just how smart is he.

00:12:09.240 That's the question.

00:12:10.480 But he can't even count to 6 million.

00:12:14.060 Right?

00:12:14.780 Like, one's about knowledge and data.

00:12:18.400 Like, you know, it's understanding patterns and stuff.

00:12:21.160 So, smarts is like the streets, like, understanding how people work, you know, emotional experience and understanding of that.

00:12:29.000 Like, he has all the data.

00:12:31.040 I just don't know if he has any ability to deliver in a way where it will do any good to anybody.

00:12:36.620 That's why him and Kanye getting together is so amazing because it's – you have the street smarts, black, and you have whatever –

00:12:44.540 The street, yeah.

00:12:45.760 Mexican.

00:12:46.520 I don't know how that falls in.

00:12:48.480 Well, he might have gotten out of all of his contracts.

00:12:50.840 That's what that might have been about is, like, getting out of these ridiculous contracts where everyone was making the money by him.

00:12:56.880 So, who knows?

00:12:58.780 You know, it's a Kanye West world.

00:13:00.400 We're all just living it.

00:13:01.780 Damn.

00:13:02.280 I wish that.

00:13:02.920 Damn again with the, like, fourth perspective because I was not ever thinking it from that angle.

00:13:09.660 I'm always thinking of, like, this guy got screwed or, like, he's – like, Clint's thing is, like, he gave up all this money.

00:13:15.520 But he could have just, like, bought his freedom.

00:13:18.020 That's a good point.

00:13:18.640 He framed it that way.

00:13:19.920 He said, you know, it cost me $2 billion to be free.

00:13:23.360 And, you know, maybe.

00:13:25.040 Maybe that was his intention.

00:13:26.540 I think he was just telling the truth, his truth, you know, his lived experience.

00:13:31.420 And he got fucking dragged for it.

00:13:34.000 But I can't believe no one jumped in when he's talking about the fucking, like, OnlyFans girls that lie about their stories to get money.

00:13:41.160 No one brought up trafficking.

00:13:43.180 I'm so disappointed in all you.

00:13:45.580 You're going to let it go.

00:13:47.760 I was going to say Cole could have just faked the plasma deficiency and made money.

00:13:52.540 Or my wife.

00:13:53.360 My wife.

00:13:53.880 But we do – we have discussed on the show about how women just live life on easy mode.

00:13:59.340 Like, they can literally just, like – they can just make money by literally just being a woman.

00:14:04.300 They'll just come in there.

00:14:04.940 See, this is the crazy thing.

00:14:06.900 Is your house haunting, Cole?

00:14:08.480 Yeah.

00:14:09.000 I know.

00:14:10.060 It's not the same thing.

00:14:12.300 Are you being –

00:14:13.100 Wait, is he frozen?

00:14:17.420 Yeah, now he's frozen.

00:14:18.640 I think he's just terrified with fear is what it is.

00:14:20.680 No, I thought he was petrified and just stuck in place.

00:14:23.680 That's too funny.

00:14:24.980 Oh, Sam's gone.

00:14:26.320 Oh, Cole's dead and Sam's gone.

00:14:28.340 Oh, we've just lost everyone.

00:14:29.820 I don't know.

00:14:30.320 Everything's falling apart.

00:14:31.300 What the fuck?

00:14:32.000 I think he's being haunted right now.

00:14:33.800 I think there's some weird paranormal shit going on.

00:14:35.940 What if a drone strike hit and that's, like, that's the last vision we have of him?

00:14:41.020 This episode would go totally viral, so.

00:14:43.820 Good lord.

00:14:44.960 All right.

00:14:46.040 Let's move on to the next question, Lil Dicky.

00:14:47.780 Next nail bag.

00:14:48.780 All right.

00:14:50.480 Liminal Vibration asks, in honor of the Conspiracy Poppy slash Tower 7 gang crossover, who will y'all fight for charity?

00:14:59.860 Great question.

00:15:01.580 Whoa.

00:15:03.900 Conspiracy Poppy?

00:15:04.780 I mean, I'll fight Bill Gates.

00:15:09.120 I'll fight Machine Gun Kelly.

00:15:14.140 What was that about?

00:15:15.820 What the hell happened?

00:15:16.820 Like, I don't get it.

00:15:18.580 So, I have a joke about how, like, this is the golden era of wiggers.

00:15:22.860 This is the greatest time ever to be a wigger in the history of wiggers.

00:15:27.340 Like, we have wiggers more than ever.

00:15:31.020 Like, it's because they're like the original trans, you know?

00:15:34.040 And so, I have a joke about that.

00:15:39.020 And he was at the comedy store to see Whitney Cummings.

00:15:43.060 And I did that joke.

00:15:45.480 And he, like, didn't appreciate it.

00:15:48.000 I also have a joke about Bobby Lee's fans just coming after me and calling me faggot over and over again on Instagram.

00:15:54.280 So, I don't think he enjoyed either of those jokes.

00:15:56.720 So, he gave him in the back.

00:15:58.420 And we kind of went face to face.

00:16:02.300 And I was just waiting for him to touch me so we could go crazy.

00:16:07.100 That's the greatest story ever, man.

00:16:08.940 Is he big?

00:16:09.780 He seems like a kind of, like, skinny dude.

00:16:11.700 He's a big dude, yes.

00:16:13.500 He's a big dude.

00:16:15.160 Yeah, he's a thin dude.

00:16:16.340 He's tall, lanky.

00:16:17.240 But he is tall.

00:16:18.260 You take him to the ground, you'll be all right.

00:16:19.680 As long as he doesn't just get to jab and backstep the whole time, you'll be all right, I think.

00:16:23.060 Yeah.

00:16:23.380 I was like, today we find out if Krav Maga works or not.

00:16:28.240 That's right.

00:16:29.400 But he looks like he weighs about 120 pounds.

00:16:31.440 So, I think you'll be all right.

00:16:32.580 Yeah.

00:16:33.540 You think he's like one of these Pete Davidson types?

00:16:36.260 Like, he's got, like, a huge hog.

00:16:38.220 He's with that.

00:16:38.960 What's that girl's name?

00:16:39.720 I mean, you mean that skinny?

00:16:40.760 It's hard not to have a big dick.

00:16:42.720 Like, when I lost, like, I was at almost 230 at one point.

00:16:48.040 I'm down to under 200.

00:16:50.340 You know, I gained it into my dick.

00:16:53.040 Yeah.

00:16:53.380 There was, like, a permafrost area that I'd never seen before.

00:16:58.120 It was, like, Antarctica, freezing, you know, melts.

00:17:03.600 There's, like, land we've never seen before.

00:17:05.580 Like, that was it.

00:17:07.080 If you're 6'4", 170 pounds, you know, you're going to have a fat.

00:17:13.120 It's Tommy Lee.

00:17:13.920 That's why Tommy Lee has such a fat hog on.

00:17:16.800 Well, the, like, dick to gut ratio is a real thing, I think.

00:17:21.320 So, once you lose that weight, it helps.

00:17:23.720 Oh, good question.

00:17:24.840 We asked most of our guests if they had to guess, like, what's their ass to penis ratio?

00:17:29.180 So, if your ass is a two, your penis is a one.

00:17:31.480 Like, how do you think that would work out?

00:17:33.680 I explained your ratio to me.

00:17:35.900 What am I measuring?

00:17:36.800 What am I measuring?

00:17:37.900 We don't really know.

00:17:38.960 We don't know, but we've tried to do it.

00:17:41.720 Both are garbage.

00:17:43.100 I have a volume.

00:17:44.200 We've tried to do it by volume before.

00:17:46.200 A 50-year-old dick.

00:17:47.080 So, neither of us.

00:17:47.820 A 50-year-old dick is, like, EBT dick, you know?

00:17:51.580 Usually, it's the length of the dick versus the distance from, what, like, the center of the grundle to the edge of the ass?

00:17:59.760 Don't make it so autistic.

00:18:01.300 Are we talking about the quality of bone?

00:18:06.100 No, no, no.

00:18:06.660 The size.

00:18:07.780 So, like, you're doing six inches.

00:18:09.960 I've been measuring it since I realized you could measure things.

00:18:14.560 How many hands is that?

00:18:17.540 Hot wheels or Legos or whatever.

00:18:19.780 I was measuring this thing.

00:18:22.060 Well, here's the good news, Sam.

00:18:24.040 If you don't have an ass, that means you have an infinite dick-to-ass ratio.

00:18:27.780 So, you're doing great.

00:18:28.940 Yeah, that's why I love not having an ass.

00:18:30.640 Clint's ass goes inward.

00:18:33.720 And so, anything, he can have, like, a one-inch penis, and it's just, like, he's way above the ratio.

00:18:39.140 Whereas, I think we asked Robin Fire.

00:18:41.600 You're killing it?

00:18:43.000 Holy shit.

00:18:44.340 My ass is the only N-word that I'm willing to say.

00:18:48.620 All right.

00:18:49.140 What was the question, though?

00:18:50.840 I can't even remember.

00:18:51.540 Yeah, I don't understand it.

00:18:52.540 Something about it.

00:18:53.300 I don't remember.

00:18:54.100 Yeah, what does conspiracy poppy mean?

00:18:57.160 Like, I don't know.

00:18:57.720 Something about opium mean?

00:18:58.580 The thing I always say, you're conspiracy poppy, you're conspiracy daddy.

00:19:02.300 Oh, P-A-P-I.

00:19:03.820 When I advertise stuff, the conspiracy daddy's coming to town.

00:19:07.040 All right.

00:19:07.360 I thought we were talking about the opium trade in Afghanistan or something.

00:19:10.540 We can get into that.

00:19:13.620 Sam, don't enable him, please.

00:19:15.300 Dickie, go ahead.

00:19:16.100 Don't enable Toad.

00:19:17.340 So, the last question was asking, who will y'all fight for charity?

00:19:21.580 That was the main question.

00:19:22.980 Oh, yeah.

00:19:23.140 They were just calling Sam the conspiracy poppy.

00:19:25.280 I want to fight figs.

00:19:26.660 That's who I want.

00:19:27.540 We're going to fight, yeah, Legion of Skanks, though, right?

00:19:29.840 I want to fight Steven Crowder.

00:19:31.820 Fuck Steven Crowder.

00:19:32.720 And The Daily Wire, too.

00:19:33.920 And not for the reasons you think.

00:19:35.760 Like, sure, there's Zionists.

00:19:37.500 Sure, they're probably old grifters and bad people.

00:19:39.860 But they ruined my only Tim Cass appearance.

00:19:42.960 And I take that personally.

00:19:44.680 So, I'll fight him to the death.

00:19:46.220 And I think I could fight Ben Shapiro to the death for sure, too.

00:19:49.980 I'll win.

00:19:50.600 For sure, Ben Shapiro, anybody.

00:19:52.260 Your guys' daughter could beat up Ben Shapiro.

00:19:57.680 We're going to fight the Jews, actually.

00:20:00.840 It's going to be a Holocaust charity.

00:20:03.500 It's going to be Holocaust for humanity.

00:20:05.080 But here's my biggest thing is that, you know, now you've got Candace Owens.

00:20:11.380 And she's like, I've got some personal stuff.

00:20:13.640 So, it's like there's this thing now in the conservative world where, like, snitching is cool.

00:20:19.100 Like, it just seems like snitching's in with a content creating.

00:20:24.680 I just don't get, like, I've got a lot of shit for defending Joe Rogan because he's, like, a personal friend of mine.

00:20:30.400 And people are like, oh, my God.

00:20:32.300 Dude, defending your friend is, like, a sign of weakness.

00:20:34.200 I'm like, where are we as a group of home quotes?

00:20:38.440 And I'm not even conservative.

00:20:39.560 I'm, like, old school liberal.

00:20:40.900 But these people that present themselves as conservatives are always constantly snitching on people and throwing their friends under the bus, which I think were, like, old school conservative values.

00:20:53.160 Like, it's just weird to me.

00:20:55.080 It's vulture culture, in my opinion.

00:20:57.120 I don't know if anyone's called it that, but they ought to.

00:20:58.920 You've got to defend the homies, man.

00:21:00.480 And I'm going to defend Clint, regardless of his stance on 15-year-old girls.

00:21:04.920 Oh, poor Clint.

00:21:07.040 Clint, so when I'm watching that, I'm watching it.

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00:22:38.980 From an interviewer point of view.

00:22:41.580 Right.

00:22:41.860 And like how you can't always touch everything that's said all the time because sometimes you're thinking about what is your next question?

00:22:51.980 Where are we going to go with this?

00:22:53.820 Is this interesting at all?

00:22:56.280 And then she's like, I don't know, man.

00:22:57.420 13-year-old should, you know, be able to go up to the city council and be like, can I hold myself?

00:23:04.620 And you're like, oh, well, interesting, interesting.

00:23:07.500 I didn't even like pay attention to what was being said.

00:23:11.520 I was like, oh, okay, okay.

00:23:12.820 I see where you go with that.

00:23:14.000 And I'm like, what just got said right there?

00:23:15.720 I don't even know what I co-signed on.

00:23:17.240 Oh, my God.

00:23:18.000 Dude, that's so funny.

00:23:19.180 Yeah, that's really, that's really, as an interviewer, like I nod a lot in my interviews.

00:23:23.380 So, you know, lesson learned.

00:23:25.740 Be very fucking careful about what you nod to.

00:23:28.140 Let's face it.

00:23:28.920 Eliza Blue is stunningly good looking.

00:23:31.800 It is like.

00:23:32.260 I disagree.

00:23:33.300 Sam's on that shit, dog.

00:23:36.460 He's about that fit girl.

00:23:38.220 No, man.

00:23:39.020 One of our co-hosts on the show, he's never here.

00:23:41.020 And I don't even know why he's a co-host anymore.

00:23:42.520 But he turned her down multiple times.

00:23:44.800 And this guy has a huge package.

00:23:46.460 Ask Cole.

00:23:46.900 He's coming in.

00:23:47.720 But he was like, she was trying.

00:23:49.840 Listen, I don't want to say names.

00:23:51.040 But she was going for it.

00:23:51.960 And he was just like, no.

00:23:53.160 So, you know, it's overrated, bro.

00:23:54.340 Yeah, that one other host that we have.

00:23:56.200 I'm not going to say any names.

00:23:57.400 It's just the one guy that's not here today.

00:23:58.920 The guy that didn't show up is the one who could talk about trying almost

00:24:03.280 banging Liza Blue.

00:24:04.560 Oh, he got it for sure.

00:24:05.740 She was in my DMs being like, hey, why doesn't he like me?

00:24:08.720 What's going on?

00:24:10.580 You guys are being serious.

00:24:12.860 Dead serious.

00:24:14.140 Dead serious.

00:24:15.720 Y'all are snitching right now.

00:24:17.080 This is vulture culture.

00:24:17.940 You guys need to shut the fuck up.

00:24:20.120 I'm trying to get that Tesla, baby.

00:24:22.000 You know what?

00:24:23.820 I was mad.

00:24:24.740 I like – I am – you guys know my type.

00:24:27.400 And Eliza is my type.

00:24:28.600 Yeah, the thickness.

00:24:29.180 We like chicks who look like they like black guys.

00:24:32.320 Yeah, basically.

00:24:32.860 Not just like them.

00:24:33.880 Definitely have been with them multiple times.

00:24:35.580 Thank you for putting it like that because I've been telling Jose that for the longest

00:24:38.760 time.

00:24:39.000 I'm like, you have poor man's taste in women.

00:24:41.380 And that's fine.

00:24:42.080 That's what you do.

00:24:43.540 Clint has the aesthetic of a black man.

00:24:46.460 Like, that's hot.

00:24:47.920 I'm sorry.

00:24:48.220 Go ahead.

00:24:49.180 No, that's hot.

00:24:49.980 I think she's like – she got a hot look.

00:24:52.120 It's obvious, though, that she's like – I mean, like, let's just face it.

00:24:56.620 She's full of shit.

00:24:57.560 And that's fine.

00:24:59.220 You know, you were escorted.

00:25:00.960 Like, that's – we were talking before the show.

00:25:03.000 It's like this weaponizing of regret that's going on in this country where, like, we're

00:25:07.880 encouraging women to be completely slinging pussy everywhere.

00:25:11.820 And then when they get to an older age and they realize, I didn't want to do that.

00:25:14.960 Now it's like society forced them at a gun.

00:25:17.580 And, you know, it's like you sex trafficked yourself.

00:25:20.140 That's what we're talking about, right?

00:25:21.900 All I was going to say is Clint has the aesthetic of a black man, but I have the soul of a black

00:25:25.680 man.

00:25:25.920 I like them thick.

00:25:26.640 That's true.

00:25:26.980 Yeah, but you take it too far, Jose.

00:25:28.800 You guys remember – you remember that senator or some shit from Rhode Island that she was

00:25:32.720 twerking in the beach on her head?

00:25:34.460 Yeah.

00:25:34.920 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:35.960 Of course.

00:25:35.980 I can't remember her name, but yeah.

00:25:37.280 Jose was like –

00:25:37.940 We're laughing.

00:25:38.280 I like that.

00:25:40.000 Yeah.

00:25:40.440 Everyone else was like, this is gross.

00:25:42.020 Like, I don't know, like – it looks like her hair is full of bugs.

00:25:45.140 Yeah, and Jose's dead serious.

00:25:46.160 He's like, no, you guys are wrong.

00:25:47.420 I'm like, I don't even know anymore.

00:25:49.460 He's like, that looks like a tasty treat.

00:25:51.820 I like women who are slightly cross-eyed and big teeth.

00:25:57.060 You would love the South, man.

00:25:58.600 Oh, this is a perfect idea.

00:25:59.940 I'm dead serious.

00:26:01.020 I was like, I don't know what it is because I'm from upstate New York, which is like redneck

00:26:06.580 as shit, dog.

00:26:07.680 And, like, that's just a little – slightly cross-eyed, big teeth.

00:26:10.800 Wait, wait, wait.

00:26:11.240 Is it okay if they have a lazy eye or is, like, the cross-eyed what you know?

00:26:14.200 No, no, no, no, no, no lazy eye.

00:26:15.800 Like, both – and it's both got to be in, slightly in.

00:26:19.180 Laser focus on your wiener.

00:26:21.160 You know how, like, people – people like – like, I like wide hips because it's like

00:26:25.280 it correlates to birthing or big tits because I know that my baby can get milk.

00:26:28.960 And Sam's like, I just like that the bitch can't really see that good.

00:26:31.760 I like that bitch.

00:26:33.080 You can't see them joke about it.

00:26:34.800 It makes them look like they're choking on your junk, right?

00:26:37.220 I just want to make sure that they scathe me severely.

00:26:42.320 That's my shit.

00:26:43.180 Right.

00:26:43.500 I want to say why I dropped out.

00:26:45.480 It wasn't because I had a – because I heard Sam was like, what's going on?

00:26:48.640 It was a haunting, yeah.

00:26:49.700 My wife is upset at me, so she flipped the breaker to sit on my power.

00:26:53.880 Whoa!

00:26:54.480 What the fuck?

00:26:55.700 Is that true?

00:26:57.600 His wife – his wife's the best, man.

00:26:59.180 What'd you do?

00:26:59.460 Give us the backstory.

00:27:00.500 She's stepping to the gang, man.

00:27:02.220 She's stepping to the gang right now.

00:27:03.660 This has happened before.

00:27:04.120 I used to – if people can remember that, I used to stream outside.

00:27:06.920 And she turned off the outside lights whenever I was podcasting once because she was upset.

00:27:11.620 Wait, what did you do if she's upset with you?

00:27:14.180 Like, why is she mad?

00:27:14.960 She's had some hard times right now with the little dude.

00:27:18.420 I just had a bit – he's two months old, so she was having a hard time.

00:27:22.660 And I did a podcast at night instead of –

00:27:25.240 You can leave.

00:27:26.680 You can leave.

00:27:27.080 I got extra room if you want.

00:27:28.420 Come to sleep.

00:27:29.760 Look, Cole's trying to pay the bills, man.

00:27:31.900 It beats what he did before, so.

00:27:33.720 Dude, I'm telling you, whenever she flipped it off, I walked in there, and I was like,

00:27:37.060 did you flip the breaker?

00:27:38.020 And she's like, yeah.

00:27:39.100 And I was like, that's fucking hilarious.

00:27:41.080 I was like, that's the best shit I've ever heard.

00:27:44.360 Only Cole could find the silver lining in that.

00:27:46.260 I'd be like, oh.

00:27:47.520 I'm meeting my attorney on Monday.

00:27:49.540 You're fucked up.

00:27:50.480 Let me tell you how cool Cole's wife is.

00:27:52.080 She's so fucking cool that, like, they went to a libertarian event.

00:27:55.820 They had a threesome, and they let the homie watch.

00:27:58.660 And the homie's here now.

00:27:59.680 Yo, it's crazy, man.

00:28:00.460 Yeah, it's this silly motherfucker in the top left.

00:28:03.400 There you go.

00:28:03.980 Oh, that, yeah.

00:28:05.040 I watched, I watched, yeah.

00:28:07.020 I tripped off, you know.

00:28:08.600 What?

00:28:08.880 Yeah, yeah.

00:28:09.900 So, Cole banged two chicks, why Todd sat in the corner and got no chicks.

00:28:14.220 Todd.

00:28:14.780 That's right.

00:28:15.920 Todd.

00:28:16.760 We call him Toad.

00:28:18.100 Toad, Toad, Toad.

00:28:19.340 That's right.

00:28:19.820 Todd was right.

00:28:21.200 You look more like a Toad than a Todd, so I should have done that.

00:28:24.240 You look like a Toad from, like, Antarctica who's DJing.

00:28:33.100 Yeah, so the stage, yo, this is stage work.

00:28:35.880 I got six inches, right?

00:28:37.920 And I'm offended to the end of days, right?

00:28:40.900 So, one day when I was very young, like, in my, I'd say about 26 years old, so almost

00:28:46.580 half my life ago, I brought a friend of mine named Perry, he's from England, and I brought

00:28:52.760 him back to Vegas where I had started stand-up, and we were going to do some shows out there

00:28:57.820 because there's some comedy shows that I wanted to show Perry to, and there was a couple chicks

00:29:02.160 I used to hook up with back in the day there, and so they were at the show, and, like, they

00:29:07.260 were just staring at Perry, and I'm like, okay, you know, maybe we can get something going.

00:29:11.380 They're like, hey, man, you all walk around.

00:29:12.760 I'm like, oh, it's going to be a foursome?

00:29:14.540 This is going to be nuts, right?

00:29:15.660 So, and then I'm like, you know, because I got six inches, dude, you know, and I'm

00:29:20.560 proud of my six inches, but some guys have more than six, and I don't want to show up

00:29:25.020 and be like the guy who doesn't have the big hog, so I go, Perry, you're not, like, hung

00:29:29.060 like a horse on.

00:29:29.800 He goes, no, no, no, nuts at all, nuts at all.

00:29:32.580 I'm not hung at all.

00:29:33.460 I'm like, okay, cool, because I got six inches.

00:29:35.680 I don't want to be like, you know, little man here, okay?

00:29:39.720 And now we go find a hotel room, you know, we open the door, he takes his pants off.

00:29:45.060 It's the biggest dick I've ever seen.

00:29:48.360 It was like one of the Twin Towers.

00:29:50.520 It was so huge.

00:29:52.860 And I'm like, you motherfucker!

00:29:55.000 You just lied to me, dude!

00:29:57.280 So I got my pity six, and he's got, like, Tower seven.

00:30:00.900 And so I'm just watching, like, so I was, like, at, like, a ride at the amusement park

00:30:07.280 where it's, like, he's, like, the greatest roller coaster ever, and I'm, like, the teacup

00:30:11.600 ride, no lines, no way.

00:30:14.080 And she gave me the biggest pity party blowjob I ever got in my life.

00:30:19.260 And me and Perry never hung out again after that, dog.

00:30:22.780 You can't lie to a dude about your dick size.

00:30:25.480 Yeah, you were, I can just imagine, because if she goes to give him a blowjob, and she's

00:30:29.220 over there literally just, like, just choking on him, she goes to yours, and she's just,

00:30:32.640 like, real easy, kind of going, you're like, what the fuck?

00:30:35.100 It's like, is it even there yet?

00:30:36.420 It was, like, the mid-morning hours of 9-11 between the two towers, and Sam was the

00:30:41.820 north tower at that point.

00:30:43.200 Yeah, that's what it was like.

00:30:44.940 That is big dick energy.

00:30:45.700 It was the two towers, and I was that aging girl running through Vietnam after they carpet

00:30:50.160 bombed it.

00:30:51.640 That is big dick energy, though.

00:30:53.180 It's always the big dick guys that play it down.

00:30:55.580 They'll be, like, and I actually learned that young.

00:30:57.120 I don't have a big dick, but I always used to lie and touch up at a small dick.

00:31:00.880 You learned it young by the big dick man that fucked you up.

00:31:03.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:31:04.260 No, I am.

00:31:05.440 Don't worry, no one by this monster dick.

00:31:08.400 Because it's a mime.

00:31:08.900 I want you to feel comfortable.

00:31:10.040 No one on this show has a big dick.

00:31:11.620 Clint, don't say anything.

00:31:12.360 He's fucking, he's a liar.

00:31:13.640 So just feel comfortable.

00:31:14.460 Take your shirt off.

00:31:14.760 Well, yeah, read that here.

00:31:15.980 That's all right.

00:31:16.500 Good, good, good.

00:31:17.500 I think it's a perfect time.

00:31:20.200 This is a question I wanted to ask you for forever, Sam.

00:31:23.560 All right, you are well known on your show for saying that you can only come if chicks call

00:31:28.540 you nigger.

00:31:29.560 What is the story behind you?

00:31:35.420 What is the story behind you?

00:31:37.860 Hey, I'm sorry, but you know.

00:31:39.400 Tell her earmuffs.

00:31:40.500 Tell her earmuffs.

00:31:41.000 I just walked behind him right now.

00:31:42.280 He knows everything.

00:31:42.960 Nigger, like whispered in his ear right there.

00:31:45.060 He knows everything.

00:31:46.460 She's heard it all.

00:31:47.960 She's going to cut your turkey breaker.

00:31:49.720 No.

00:31:53.700 I need to know the story.

00:31:54.940 I need to know it.

00:31:56.220 I mean, it's just, I have weird fetishes.

00:31:58.520 There had to be some moment where you, like someone went, was like choking you and there

00:32:04.760 was like, oh my God.

00:32:06.520 And then from then on, you know.

00:32:08.200 Back in the day, I got called the M word and nutted.

00:32:10.940 And then the rest is history.

00:32:12.440 That's what it is.

00:32:13.220 So I went to UNLV, right?

00:32:15.380 And one of my professors, and this is in the early 90s, was, told me, he was teaching class.

00:32:25.900 He's like, I'm, he's like the lead sex therapist in the world.

00:32:28.960 And he's like, you, I can get you turned on by anything, by all you have to do is make

00:32:35.240 sure that somebody has an orgasm while they're staring at it.

00:32:39.540 So like, if you want something to get turned on by a banana, right?

00:32:43.200 If you can get them to come while staring at a banana, you're, you're, they'll start to

00:32:49.400 be attracted to that banana.

00:32:50.700 And that's just what happened.

00:32:52.300 One time I nutted right when the N word dropped and I've been chasing the dragon ever

00:32:57.080 since.

00:32:57.480 I can't imagine, but I need to know the context.

00:33:00.520 Why did someone call you that while you were coming?

00:33:03.120 No, no.

00:33:03.460 He was staring at a black dude and then he came.

00:33:06.120 Oh, yeah.

00:33:06.700 Correct.

00:33:07.820 Oh, he was the one saying it.

00:33:09.040 He was mad at Louis C.K. for jerking off.

00:33:11.640 And I know the two girls that he dated in front of him.

00:33:14.840 They're wonderful people.

00:33:15.920 They really are.

00:33:16.340 Are they hot?

00:33:17.240 Are they hot?

00:33:18.580 Yeah.

00:33:18.940 Yeah.

00:33:19.760 Yeah.

00:33:20.140 All right.

00:33:20.800 He's forgiving.

00:33:21.740 You think Louis C.K. is fucking mid-bitches?

00:33:23.800 He might be.

00:33:24.880 I just want to say.

00:33:25.600 Hey, so yeah, Louis C.K. did nothing wrong.

00:33:28.040 Bill Cosby did nothing wrong.

00:33:29.220 R. Kelly did nothing wrong.

00:33:30.240 Eliza Blue did nothing wrong.

00:33:31.400 Please continue.

00:33:32.860 And Scott Ritter, too.

00:33:34.120 Make your stance.

00:33:35.100 Make your stance.

00:33:36.220 He takes stances.

00:33:37.080 That's for sure.

00:33:37.940 I love it.

00:33:38.520 So, you know, they were both hot.

00:33:42.200 And they weren't even the ones who wanted to push the story.

00:33:45.760 They had discussed with me that they were really upset, not necessarily at the event,

00:33:51.820 but it was like afterwards, like his manager was like, you're never going to work in Hollywood

00:33:56.980 again and like kind of hunt for them.

00:33:58.620 Oh, that's fucked up.

00:33:59.280 Oh, yeah.

00:33:59.700 That's fucked up.

00:34:00.260 So that becomes a power dynamic.

00:34:02.260 You know what I think?

00:34:03.500 Louis C.K.'s biggest mistake in the whole thing is he never paid those girls off.

00:34:07.860 All the money.

00:34:09.320 All he had to do, give each $200,000, he'd be making Netflix shows right now.

00:34:14.700 But he didn't.

00:34:15.340 That's the key.

00:34:16.420 You got a lot of money.

00:34:17.680 Yeah, but then it's not even worth it, right?

00:34:19.280 But for him, he was making hand over fist.

00:34:21.400 For $200,000, you better give yourself the best hand job you've ever had before.

00:34:29.400 How much did they pay you to do that?

00:34:31.460 $200,000.

00:34:33.240 You should give him each $200,000.

00:34:34.980 Let them open for him on the road.

00:34:39.240 And then have them roast him at the end of the show about his freckled dick.

00:34:45.180 You know what I'm saying?

00:34:47.040 The notion that what he did was so insane.

00:34:50.880 That happened to me in college.

00:34:52.660 So I was a freshman at the door.

00:34:54.720 I was at the door.

00:34:55.400 I'm going to UNLV.

00:34:56.680 And I was walking to the library.

00:34:58.780 And I go up into the history books.

00:35:01.100 I go around the corner.

00:35:02.100 This huge black guy is just pounding his butt.

00:35:05.940 And I was like, oh, fuck.

00:35:10.060 And I ran off.

00:35:12.440 I'm like, that is traumatizing.

00:35:14.480 But it's not the end of the world.

00:35:15.900 You know what I'm saying?

00:35:16.480 But the funniest part is, with Louis C.K., there's no way in his mind he was going, this

00:35:22.180 is what I'll get canceled for.

00:35:23.560 He has already said, I mean, he had the whole etymology of the N-word.

00:35:29.540 That bit with Patrice is hilarious.

00:35:31.820 But that would be one you would think, this is what I'm going to cancel for.

00:35:33.960 Not just, oh, yeah, I jerked off in front of some women.

00:35:36.940 That's what's going to get me fucking lit up.

00:35:38.780 Yo, is that where D'Elia fucked up, that he didn't pay off the girls?

00:35:42.740 I think D'Elia, well, you did.

00:35:44.440 My whole opinion on all that stuff is all of that, that group that got canceled, that

00:35:50.220 was, in my humble opinion, a mob hit on Joe Rogan because they tried to cancel Joe,

00:35:56.980 couldn't get him.

00:35:57.780 So what do mobs do?

00:35:59.320 They start, like, popping off.

00:36:01.080 Next man.

00:36:02.140 They start taking out your soldier.

00:36:04.160 D'Elia gets you to Cal and which gets you.

00:36:07.080 So when they went up to Joey Diaz, I'm like, okay, this isn't even about anything.

00:36:11.580 This is about trying to take out Rogan's soldier.

00:36:15.140 And they were like, Burt Crusher's going to take himself out with a heart attack.

00:36:17.760 So don't worry about it.

00:36:19.720 What people went after Chris D'Elia?

00:36:22.800 Like, I have a daughter.

00:36:24.060 I don't want a 30-something-year-old man hitting on 17-year-old girls.

00:36:28.200 Nobody wants that except for maybe Top Lobster.

00:36:30.880 That's about it.

00:36:31.980 But nobody else wants that, right?

00:36:34.440 Nobody else wants that.

00:36:35.620 But what he did is the same thing that Seinfeld did openly and was celebrated on People Magazine.

00:36:44.800 Like, it was right there.

00:36:46.040 Like, they were talking about it.

00:36:47.060 It's like, everyone was like, god damn that high school chicks got big tits, right?

00:36:51.840 That's right.

00:36:52.340 Nobody was going around crying like it was crazy.

00:36:55.100 It's such a different world, man.

00:36:56.680 It's crazy.

00:36:57.040 Dude, it was exactly like the Seinfeld episode where they're staring at the daughter's tits.

00:37:01.700 You remember that?

00:37:03.140 No.

00:37:03.700 Oh, all right.

00:37:04.440 Oh, that actually happened.

00:37:05.320 It's so funny that he would actually do that.

00:37:07.120 It happened inside?

00:37:07.300 Yeah, they did it.

00:37:08.240 Yeah.

00:37:08.920 That's the big balls that he has right there.

00:37:11.340 Like, you know, this happened and we're going to do an episode.

00:37:13.480 Now the whole thing is about the Leah and this cult, which is like...

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00:38:46.580 Like, the difference is Jared Leto is doing the exact same thing.

00:38:51.260 His is just all fat chicks, right?

00:38:52.880 So nobody cares.

00:38:53.880 Oh, the Armie Hammer, too.

00:38:55.080 Armie Hammer.

00:38:55.660 Armie of fat chicks right now.

00:38:57.720 Wait, Armie Hammer?

00:38:58.440 I thought he was gay.

00:38:59.340 No, Armie Hammer was the one that was, uh...

00:39:01.760 Cannibalism.

00:39:02.220 Yeah, he was like, I want to eat you.

00:39:05.000 Like, literally, I want to...

00:39:05.800 No, I know that.

00:39:06.520 Yeah, yeah.

00:39:06.760 Cut your arm off and eat it.

00:39:07.980 See, here's my thesis on this, Sam, is that, like,

00:39:11.440 basically every person that wants to be famous

00:39:13.980 wants to be a cult leader at some point.

00:39:16.320 Like, if you get to the highest level of fame,

00:39:17.960 you're like, okay, now I want a mansion filled with 20 bitches

00:39:20.940 that are all, like, 20 to 25,

00:39:22.940 and I just want to procreate and be a god.

00:39:24.900 And, like, D'Elia was very open about it.

00:39:26.880 I'm a big fan of his.

00:39:27.640 I listened to his podcast for years.

00:39:28.940 Motherfucker talked about this shit 24-7.

00:39:31.220 He called it a cult.

00:39:32.080 He called them babies.

00:39:32.760 And I'm like, I think that this is probably far more common.

00:39:36.800 And that's the thing that's weird to me,

00:39:38.500 is that, like, why did he get popped?

00:39:40.260 Whereas I would imagine there's a lot of...

00:39:41.820 Not you, no one else you know, obviously,

00:39:44.300 but all those other stand-up comics,

00:39:45.660 I think they're doing the same shit.

00:39:46.700 That's my thesis.

00:39:47.760 Well, I don't even think it's just stand-up.

00:39:50.040 I think anybody who is an alpha famous...

00:39:53.980 I mean, like, a study just came out that, like,

00:39:56.620 women find 80% of men ugly.

00:40:01.220 And that's just unattractive, ugly.

00:40:03.640 What do you mean that 80% of women are fighting over 20% of the men?

00:40:09.220 So this means 20% of the men got to fuck everything that moves.

00:40:13.480 Yeah, this is awesome.

00:40:14.860 Yeah.

00:40:15.480 Another study came out that dudes like bitches, so...

00:40:17.720 Then another study came out that said women want to fuck famous guys more than men want to fuck women,

00:40:26.060 which is a very famous Steve-O quote.

00:40:28.320 He's like, women want to fuck famous men more than men want to fuck women.

00:40:32.760 So, like, what's going on right now in society is this thing where, like,

00:40:38.200 they don't want us to believe our eyes, our ears, or our experiences in life.

00:40:45.000 We're supposed to throw everything out, and everything's...

00:40:47.940 We're being programmed that...

00:40:49.540 Even though this doesn't make any sense, this is the new rule, okay?

00:40:53.540 The tattooing and all that stuff, it's...

00:40:56.000 Yeah, it's crazy-ass shit.

00:40:57.680 But we've seen other...

00:40:58.200 Like, Jared Leto has an army of fat chicks that nobody's talking about.

00:41:04.140 I've literally never heard that.

00:41:05.500 That's unbelievable.

00:41:05.980 No, me neither.

00:41:06.520 No, Jared Leto has a cult, dude.

00:41:08.400 That's pretty nice.

00:41:09.420 It's awesome.

00:41:10.540 Jared Leto knows what's up.

00:41:11.840 Fat girls treat you right.

00:41:13.220 Now you have an army of them?

00:41:14.420 Jesus Christ, dude.

00:41:15.440 If you had a new woman, and you're getting a bunch of fat bitches, like, why?

00:41:18.620 Why would you have a scene in the mythical town?

00:41:19.880 Sam just laid out why.

00:41:21.340 He fucking flew under the radar.

00:41:23.260 Jose, explain to him what the mythical is.

00:41:24.760 He's like a motherfucker.

00:41:26.180 Go ahead, Jose.

00:41:27.100 Tell him about the mythical.

00:41:28.820 Oh, the mythical?

00:41:29.660 I mean, that's more common around fat bitches.

00:41:31.640 But that's the move where they throw the whole dick to the back, and then, like, right as you nut.

00:41:36.540 I'll also do that move where they're, like, licking your balls as you're nutting.

00:41:39.620 Like, whole dick to the mouth.

00:41:40.100 We call it the mythical because it's so rare.

00:41:41.620 People look really experienced in doing that.

00:41:43.520 Yeah.

00:41:45.840 This is why we let him demonstrate.

00:41:47.560 Precision, dude.

00:41:48.520 Precision.

00:41:49.320 Yeah, that is a...

00:41:50.320 It's like one of those things that a guy usually only has, like, maybe once or twice in a lifetime.

00:41:54.360 It's like a fucking unicorn.

00:41:55.540 You're like, oh, my God.

00:41:56.480 And you always remember.

00:41:58.160 And so maybe Jared Leto has this army of fat bitches, and they're just all just sucking his dick every day.

00:42:03.620 I mean, and just swallowing his nut.

00:42:05.040 And that's not fair.

00:42:06.180 He's just hoarding these mythical bitches.

00:42:08.380 Yeah.

00:42:10.540 That's why Jared Leto's band is called 30 Seconds to Mars because he's a star, and he's surrounded by a bunch of planets.

00:42:17.220 All right, man.

00:42:20.500 All right, Toad.

00:42:21.220 That was pretty good, Toad.

00:42:22.840 I'm proud of you, too.

00:42:23.780 We give you one in episode.

00:42:25.360 Yo, Constellation humor tied in with shitty music.

00:42:27.960 I love it.

00:42:28.420 That was great.

00:42:29.000 Actually, you know, fuck it.

00:42:29.960 Hold on.

00:42:30.260 Little Dicky, pull up the graphic I asked you to pull up, please, because we have a new guest here.

00:42:35.560 And this is a game.

00:42:36.420 This is a new game that we played.

00:42:38.160 We played last week.

00:42:39.680 Oh, my God.

00:42:40.100 Is this going to be every episode now?

00:42:42.120 Yes.

00:42:42.600 It might be, Toad.

00:42:43.340 God damn it.

00:42:44.060 Keep it up.

00:42:44.960 All right, so last week, we just ran the gamut.

00:42:47.420 We ran around the horn there.

00:42:48.720 We shouldn't do this after he gets one good joke in.

00:42:51.460 This is terrible.

00:42:52.240 This is like you're basically giving him the reverse pavlog signaling of, like, don't be funny.

00:42:57.940 Do not enable him, please.

00:42:59.480 Jesus Christ.

00:43:00.280 He's going to keep trying.

00:43:01.800 So I know you don't know Toad that well.

00:43:03.800 We already did this last week, and we just went around the horn and said how we would metaphorically kill Toad.

00:43:09.760 I mean, how we'd really do it.

00:43:12.380 Theoretically or how we'd really do it?

00:43:13.160 Theoretically or how we'd really do it.

00:43:13.880 Theoretically or how we'd really do it.

00:43:13.900 Theoretically or how we'd really do it.

00:43:13.920 Theoretically or how we'd really do it.

00:43:14.500 Theoretically or how we'd really do it.

00:43:14.900 Yeah.

00:43:15.300 For the sake of YouTube, this is all metaphorical.

00:43:18.480 But in reality, Oh, it takes notes.

00:43:20.180 Excuse me?

00:43:21.200 I'm paying attention to that one.

00:43:22.360 I also almost killed myself twice the other night.

00:43:24.800 So this is a fun segment for me.

00:43:27.020 That's true.

00:43:27.480 That's why we got a little dicky.

00:43:28.900 In case you do.

00:43:29.700 We all came up with, like, really graphic ways to kill Toad because we all-

00:43:34.060 Oh, our man Paul.

00:43:35.160 Hey, Paul.

00:43:35.800 What's up, Paul?

00:43:36.420 What's up, Paul?

00:43:37.580 He follows us from Timcast.

00:43:38.800 As our guest, we would like to hear from you how you would kill Toad.

00:43:42.740 Because you've known him long enough to want him dead.

00:43:45.280 Yeah.

00:43:45.660 Yeah.

00:43:46.000 I would kill Toad by taking his gay elf hat and shoving it down his throat.

00:43:52.020 And then he chokes on it.

00:43:55.540 That's pretty sad.

00:43:56.440 I like it.

00:43:57.940 You want to kill me or you want to give me a boner?

00:44:00.540 I don't know.

00:44:00.880 God damn it.

00:44:05.300 I want to be like my initials tattooed on your neck because you're my fat so cold.

00:44:12.340 Now, the follow-up here is we also went around the horn after and how would you kill yourself?

00:44:17.700 Some of us had some creative ones.

00:44:18.900 Some didn't.

00:44:19.880 If you were going to, like, what creative manner would you kill yourself if you were going to?

00:44:23.420 Obviously, I'm assuming you would never do that.

00:44:25.260 But if you're going to and you want to go out a fun way or whatever.

00:44:27.880 When the feds finally get to you and they're like, hey, man, we have to suicide you.

00:44:31.700 And you're like, can I at least do it my way?

00:44:33.440 When Hillary Clinton decides to finally kill you, how do you want her to do it?

00:44:37.200 I would have to go out in a blaze of glory just trying to take out, like, a Bill Gates or, like, a...

00:44:42.680 Yeah.

00:44:43.320 This is the right answer.

00:44:45.420 Take this off of YouTube immediately.

00:44:49.100 Just go.

00:44:50.280 That's how I knew it.

00:44:51.960 Everyone's like, what is Stan Tripoli doing at Davos?

00:44:54.380 Are we in trouble?

00:44:55.480 Oh, don't even worry about it.

00:44:56.560 Every episode, it gets fucking new.

00:44:58.500 Yeah, Sam, we're on Gas Digital.

00:45:00.000 It doesn't matter.

00:45:01.940 That's awesome.

00:45:02.840 Congrats.

00:45:04.400 You did bring up some earlier that I thought was kind of funny.

00:45:07.040 And this is something I've theorized before.

00:45:08.980 I think the reason why this tranny fetish exists today is due to dial-up porn.

00:45:14.900 Because every one of us, I think, at one point has had that shit.

00:45:17.780 Like, if you lived in the time of dial-up porn...

00:45:19.660 Oh, yeah.

00:45:19.920 You're waiting the whole time.

00:45:21.100 Like, please, no dick, no dick, no dick.

00:45:22.840 I just already came to the test.

00:45:24.140 And then so many guys were beating off to the pitcher coming down.

00:45:27.400 You see the boobs.

00:45:28.100 And then right when you nut, the dick pops out.

00:45:30.360 And you're like, oh, my God, I got fooled.

00:45:32.120 And now you're into trannies.

00:45:34.240 Well, I think that it's because of pornography.

00:45:37.960 You've seen a thousand million dicks.

00:45:41.460 You've seen so many dicks.

00:45:43.500 Compared to, like, your great-grandfather who saw maybe five dicks in his life.

00:45:47.520 Maybe.

00:45:47.860 You've seen mountains of dicks.

00:45:51.400 You could feed all the hungry people with all the dick sandwiches you could make with all the dicks you've ever seen in your life.

00:46:00.440 There's so much abundance of dicks.

00:46:02.800 So it's just eventually it's going to blend into the chicks and the dicks.

00:46:06.500 And it's just – and that's the whole point of porno is to bring you down so deep into the weirdness.

00:46:14.520 And going back to what Dr. Logan, my teacher at UNOV, told me, if you're not enough looking at the weirder shit, you just got to look at weirder and weirder shit.

00:46:24.340 That's the whole point.

00:46:25.600 So that's why everybody's into, like – that's the whole trans thing right now.

00:46:29.880 That's all they are.

00:46:30.720 So is Jim Norton not gay then?

00:46:32.820 No, he's just a faggot.

00:46:35.780 We think he's just a trailblazer.

00:46:37.680 He's the first one.

00:46:39.260 He's the fucking visionary.

00:46:42.180 He's a visionary.

00:46:47.440 Although, does everybody agree with, though, that if it is a tranny fucking just a regular woman, it is less gay than just the regular man and woman type of thing?

00:46:57.360 I mean, she keeps her pants on.

00:46:59.160 Just pretend it's a fucking – her period and she just blows you.

00:47:02.560 Dude, that's technically just –

00:47:03.820 Wait.

00:47:05.560 Wait.

00:47:05.940 A mouth is a mouth?

00:47:07.980 A mouth is a mouth.

00:47:11.460 Sorry.

00:47:13.420 All right, Lil Dicky, we got one more in the bag and we can move on from the mailbag.

00:47:19.460 Oh, yeah.

00:47:20.060 Benzo wants Clint to confirm that he is Fred Durst.

00:47:25.900 The actual Fred Durst came out and denied it today, so I think it's fair that I dropped the charade.

00:47:30.700 I am not Fred Durst.

00:47:31.620 However, I wish I were because he's fucking awesome.

00:47:36.960 Clint is actually – he's actually Robert Durst, which is why Ashton is no longer around.

00:47:44.960 Do you see why we do the kill zone segment?

00:47:45.960 Is he angry or laughing?

00:47:48.200 Oh, he's pissed.

00:47:49.740 Yeah, he seems angry.

00:47:50.640 Oh, yeah.

00:47:50.880 He's mad.

00:47:51.400 Yeah.

00:47:51.980 Someone basically called him a pedo and Jose had a good conspiracy beforehand.

00:47:57.980 I think it was – I'll say her top.

00:47:59.240 No, that was me.

00:48:00.240 Scroll up, Lil Dicky, please.

00:48:02.260 Scroll up right now.

00:48:02.840 Hurry up.

00:48:03.200 Fucking scroll.

00:48:03.680 Okay, so this person is a douchebag, this guy here, but he called him Predator Fred Durst.

00:48:09.680 He's not tagged at all.

00:48:10.920 He just wrote his name.

00:48:11.940 So this means that Fred Durst is on Twitter searching his name frantically, which is great.

00:48:16.580 He's like, I'm not –

00:48:17.680 He called Clint that, but Fred Durst, yeah, he's looking for his name.

00:48:21.480 Yes.

00:48:21.860 I disagree, actually.

00:48:23.160 I think he thought I was Fred Durst.

00:48:25.520 Oh, okay.

00:48:26.220 Maybe.

00:48:26.940 He is retarded, so it's possible.

00:48:29.020 So Fred Durst is not doing anything.

00:48:30.840 He's not making music anymore.

00:48:31.540 Maybe you're just his venom.

00:48:34.380 Oh.

00:48:35.860 That's true.

00:48:36.740 I did say I've never seen Fred Durst and Clint in the same room together, but here's his conspiracy theory,

00:48:42.840 and it's probably not a conspiracy, but like –

00:48:44.840 This is literally you.

00:48:51.140 Holy shit.

00:48:52.320 Oh, I love Jared.

00:48:54.460 Oh, fuck.

00:48:56.040 Oh, my goodness.

00:48:56.940 All right.

00:48:57.560 Whatever.

00:48:58.420 Give to the conspiracy because this is actually –

00:49:00.200 I don't even give this guy the time to day.

00:49:01.560 I think this is true.

00:49:02.840 Fuck him.

00:49:04.060 He's searching his name, and I could only imagine that he's searching his name Fred Durst and then Space Pedophile.

00:49:11.700 Constantly just pressing refresh.

00:49:13.120 Refresh, refresh, refresh.

00:49:13.820 For 20 years.

00:49:14.840 We haven't seen him since the 90s.

00:49:16.500 And this shit pops up.

00:49:18.880 He's just sweating like, they're going to fucking catch me.

00:49:21.200 Are they going to find out?

00:49:23.640 Yeah, exactly.

00:49:24.600 He's still catching his royalty checks, but he's like just constantly searching social media because there's a clause in the contract that makes it a lot more.

00:49:30.980 I'm going to say something.

00:49:33.140 Limp Bizkit's first album is way better than they get credit for.

00:49:36.880 And if you really look at like why Limp Bizkit went to shit, one of the big reasons was, and this is the most insane shit, is that Fred Durst started banging Pete Britney Spears and everyone gave him shit for it.

00:49:52.700 And there wasn't one dude who would have done it at the time.

00:49:56.180 That ruined both of them, actually.

00:49:58.880 Isn't that crazy?

00:50:00.400 I would have killed myself to be there.

00:50:02.900 But you know what, though?

00:50:04.160 See, that's when our culture was wholesome, Sam.

00:50:06.640 Because nowadays we would be like, yeah, this guy's a fucking man.

00:50:09.260 But back then we were like, yeah, we don't fuck with these hoes, Fred Durst.

00:50:12.600 And then things were better in the 90s.

00:50:14.700 Like, shit, we could say what we wanted to say.

00:50:16.160 We need to go back.

00:50:17.000 Yeah, fuck these hoes.

00:50:18.280 But anyway, so if I can remember when Eminem was saying like really fucked up shit and everyone was like, that's a little edgy.

00:50:24.700 No one was like, cancel him.

00:50:25.740 And now he's just a fag.

00:50:27.060 Like, he's just so gay.

00:50:28.200 Although, to be fair, Fred Durst got canceled because he single-handedly destroyed Woodstock 99.

00:50:33.680 So that shit was sick, though.

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00:52:06.320 I did it, so I have to be.

00:52:10.220 Anyway, like I'm saying, let me just get this shit out.

00:52:12.440 He might be a pedophile actually searching his name, and now he's, like, nervous about it.

00:52:17.760 Because I can't understand why this guy would be searching some random thread on Twitter

00:52:21.700 and just be like, yo, bro, that's not, I'm not a pedophile, that's not me.

00:52:24.900 It's like, I don't, it just seems suspicious.

00:52:26.340 Like, why go out of your way to even deny it?

00:52:29.820 Yeah, yeah, if I saw something with my name that was like, yeah, he jerks off to training porn,

00:52:33.680 and I went on there and was like, I do not, never have I ever, never even touched training porn, ever.

00:52:41.400 We're not saying he's a pedophile, but we're saying if he was a pedophile, would he act any differently?

00:52:46.220 That's all we're saying.

00:52:46.900 Right, exactly.

00:52:49.600 Hashtag Fredophile is what they're saying in the chat.

00:52:51.900 It is weird.

00:52:55.320 It is weird.

00:52:57.660 And he would randomly find that.

00:53:00.500 Yeah, it's fucking bizarre, dude.

00:53:02.080 But just, like, put your guys in my shoes.

00:53:05.020 And then make it serious.

00:53:07.220 It's fucking funny.

00:53:08.680 Well, he says, like, y'all need to fact check better.

00:53:11.880 It's like, this is just some random loser on Twitter.

00:53:14.780 This is a Twitter, sir.

00:53:16.600 What?

00:53:17.340 But, you know, it's just...

00:53:19.460 Put yourself in my shoes for a second.

00:53:22.680 I fucking grew up just, like, pure teenage angst.

00:53:27.600 Limp Bizkit, like, my entire junior year or something of high school.

00:53:31.020 Like, it was...

00:53:31.700 That shit slapped so hard.

00:53:33.780 And fast forward fucking 20 years, and I have Fred Durst fucking in my...

00:53:37.780 And the mentions to some hit piece about some shit that's out of context with me.

00:53:42.000 That's with some chick who's in a controversy for maybe or maybe not being trafficked.

00:53:46.400 And he's denying that he's me.

00:53:48.700 And I'm like, I've always wanted to be you.

00:53:50.840 This is fucking crazy.

00:53:52.180 This happened today.

00:53:53.620 It happened an hour ago.

00:53:54.700 Do you know how fucking crazy that shit is?

00:53:56.660 This is why I fuck with people.

00:53:58.180 You used die, bro.

00:53:58.860 You used die.

00:54:00.240 Unbelievable.

00:54:01.220 This is why I fuck with your show so hard, Sam.

00:54:02.860 And because people are like, Flat Earth, is it a spear?

00:54:05.540 Is it whatever?

00:54:06.540 And you're like, yo, this is like a realm.

00:54:08.520 This is a simulation.

00:54:09.560 And this proves it today.

00:54:11.180 There's no way.

00:54:12.220 We are involved with Eliza Blue, Elon Musk, Fred Durst?

00:54:16.400 Yeah, what is happening here?

00:54:17.960 Pedophilia?

00:54:18.460 What is going on?

00:54:19.460 You just manifested some weird ass shit, bro.

00:54:22.560 What are you really thinking?

00:54:24.440 Yo, and I did that interview a year and a half ago at the behest of, like, a favor to Thaddeus.

00:54:29.200 And then it's like, turns into this?

00:54:31.160 It's just, like, there is shit that's so inexplicable in all of this that, like, I can't even wrap my head around it.

00:54:37.120 It's so fucking wild.

00:54:37.640 It's all ones and zeros, bro.

00:54:38.720 It's all ones and zeros.

00:54:39.420 The simulation is fucking tripping me out right now.

00:54:42.500 Broke the simulation by doing an Age of Consent podcast.

00:54:46.720 That's all it took.

00:54:48.100 There's a lesson.

00:54:48.780 There's a lesson in that.

00:54:49.640 Don't do that.

00:54:51.940 It is a weird discussion she's having.

00:54:54.680 And you're, I don't know, you kind of got to be like, what is she talking about?

00:54:58.300 You know, but I'm also on my show.

00:55:00.680 It's very weird.

00:55:01.500 I have a weird show because I like to just let people go.

00:55:05.000 Unless it's, like, something I fundamentally disagree with, I will let them say some weird.

00:55:10.240 Yeah, that's why Clint let him just roll.

00:55:11.660 He agrees.

00:55:12.360 That's why I watch it.

00:55:13.040 I was like, hold on.

00:55:14.240 That's why you're so wrong.

00:55:15.280 Tell me more about the 13-year-olds.

00:55:16.880 Tell me.

00:55:18.660 Could you say it again, but slower?

00:55:20.300 Yeah.

00:55:21.440 It was like Phil Donahue used to do that.

00:55:23.940 Just to mix up his crowd and get them all to fight with each other, he would just encourage

00:55:28.360 them to keep saying the weirdest of weirdest shit.

00:55:31.320 Yeah.

00:55:31.720 Yeah.

00:55:32.140 You're the Jerry Springer of, like, fucking political podcasts, dude.

00:55:35.160 Oh, that'd be so, that's so fucked up, though, because, like, I have gone out of my way not

00:55:38.900 to be in that arena, and then, it's just, it's just crazy.

00:55:42.100 I really didn't want to talk about this, because, like, I almost didn't do the show tonight,

00:55:44.880 because I've been really bummed out, but then the Fred Durst thing happened, and I was

00:55:47.540 like, and I love Sam, so I was like, fuck it, I'm going to do this, but let's, let's try

00:55:51.040 and keep it funny, because this is, let's mix it up, let's do plugs, and we'll move

00:55:55.600 on to the next topic, all right?

00:55:57.260 There you go.

00:55:57.580 All right.

00:55:57.840 Yeah.

00:55:58.420 Yeah, let's do it.

00:55:59.160 Hit that mute plug music.

00:56:00.520 Yeah, do it, Dickie.

00:56:01.500 What the fuck?

00:56:02.100 I'll start, we'll start with, with my plug, because I'm sure people.

00:56:04.920 Go away for the music.

00:56:05.380 Go away for the music.

00:56:06.880 All right.

00:56:07.100 Go Dickie, do the shit, dude, dude.

00:56:08.480 What the fuck is going on?

00:56:10.160 Lower it, Austin.

00:56:11.300 What the fuck is going on?

00:56:13.860 My take on the entire, if you could turn down the music just a little bit, that'd be great.

00:56:17.880 It is my take on the Eliza situation.

00:56:20.080 I explained the context of the video.

00:56:22.300 It's on Rumble right now.

00:56:23.240 Also, audio catchers, Liberty Lockdown.

00:56:25.760 Sam, where can they find you?

00:56:27.640 Go to samtriplee.com.

00:56:30.380 I am shadowbanned everywhere, but you can try to find me at samtriplee, Instagram, at samtriplee

00:56:37.760 on YouTube and Twitter.

00:56:42.140 I still haven't got, everybody else is getting their Twitter back.

00:56:45.020 I can't get my Twitter back.

00:56:47.420 I'm dangerous.

00:56:48.380 It's crazy.

00:56:49.360 He's got to fuck Elon Musk, Sam.

00:56:52.760 That's right.

00:56:53.360 Do what Eliza Blue did.

00:56:55.400 Find me at toplobstid.com.

00:56:57.500 Go to podcastmerch.com.

00:56:58.920 Check out Legion of Skank stuff, part of the problem stuff.

00:57:01.680 And Top Lobstid everywhere else.

00:57:03.140 Thank you.

00:57:04.260 All right.

00:57:04.660 Fat Dave.

00:57:06.000 Oh, just be Fat Dave on Twitter.

00:57:08.500 I'm just on there just to stay in random crazy shit.

00:57:10.860 But that's it.

00:57:11.340 Just follow me there.

00:57:12.460 All right.

00:57:13.060 You can follow me on Twitter at Tower Gang Jose.

00:57:16.980 I will be on TimCast on February 8th, followed by my homie Reed Coverdale, the other member

00:57:23.840 of Tower Gang that's not here, on February 9th.

00:57:27.280 But yeah, it's kind of funny that Clint brought up the whole Fred Durst thing.

00:57:31.200 Now that fucking Phil from All That Remains is part of the cast, I will get to meet him.

00:57:37.140 And his fucking, that Fall of Ideals album was the soundtrack of my fucking junior year.

00:57:43.280 So, fuck yeah.

00:57:45.320 That's awesome.

00:57:46.480 Simulation's working for me.

00:57:47.460 Not so well for Clint.

00:57:49.040 Let's fucking, let's keep it going.

00:57:50.780 Also, yeah, follow my podcast, No Way Jose, on YouTube.

00:57:53.860 All major odd podcasters, Odyssey.

00:57:55.860 Yeah, I'm covering JFK.

00:57:57.240 Go check out my OKC shit.

00:57:58.460 I'm hoping to drop some OKC facts on fucking TimCast.

00:58:01.840 We'll see how that works.

00:58:02.740 Top made me a dope shirt for it.

00:58:04.080 All right, go on.

00:58:04.940 Dope.

00:58:05.260 Yeah.

00:58:05.800 Tower Gang Toad.

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00:58:09.460 Go to the Patreon, patreon.com slash Tower Gang Pod.

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00:58:18.940 You'll be able to submit to the mailbag and shit as well.

00:58:21.660 And I was just on Jose's show again last night.

00:58:24.320 We're talking about Hans-Hermann Hoppe, who I believe was also the sex professor, sex expert at UNLV when Sam was going there.

00:58:32.520 All right.

00:58:36.960 Hell yeah.

00:58:37.460 Hell yeah.

00:58:38.040 Hell yeah.

00:58:39.460 What do you even know about fucking OKC?

00:58:43.940 Because I know Jose would just love to hear that.

00:58:47.160 Who did it?

00:58:48.100 What do you know about that shit?

00:58:49.600 What do you know about that?

00:58:51.060 OKC?

00:58:51.640 Yeah, man.

00:58:53.280 There's a lot going on there all the time.

00:58:55.880 You know, you just got to ask, are there feds?

00:58:58.460 Do the feds have an office in the building?

00:59:00.740 And did they show up that day?

00:59:02.380 And the answer is always no.

00:59:03.980 Same thing on 9-11.

00:59:06.060 You know, Nick Kroll's dad and brothers.

00:59:08.960 Black Ops Private Intelligence Service didn't show up that day.

00:59:14.320 So it's very interesting because they also talked about how no street vendors showed up that day on 9-11 as well.

00:59:22.980 Whenever they find the person immediately, that's always a sign that sums up just a lot of chaos on that day.

00:59:31.500 And what was in that building, all this evidence, you know, a lot of people don't even talk about like a 9-11 about like building six and like what was in building six, which was the El Dorado Task Force, which was like a task force that like 50 different government agencies pooled their resources to look for money laundering for terrorism.

00:59:56.660 And, man, they just drilled that thing right down to the ground.

01:00:00.000 So, yeah, OKC is completely crazy.

01:00:03.100 Timothy McVeigh, he had a therapist that was like, what is his name?

01:00:08.460 He was a protege of fucking Jolly West.

01:00:12.180 And Jolly West also was someone who was helping out with the victims at the time, helping out, you know.

01:00:17.880 Yeah, with Charles Manson and Sirhan Sirhan and all these guys, he's like kind of he's kind of like that corner that seems to show up at all these high impact events.

01:00:27.800 He's like, oh, I'll look at these dead bodies.

01:00:29.660 I just happen to be in the neighborhood again, you know.

01:00:32.200 So a motherfucker who talked to Jack Ruby right before he was getting evaluated by other people.

01:00:37.580 Yeah, I mean, so it's it's you really wonder if any of these things would ever happen if there was an invisible hand involved in any of it.

01:00:45.800 So it's I just wonder where humanity would be if it wasn't for these kind of like dark arts occultist people.

01:00:53.440 I'm really trying to get into some really weird shit about Malachians versus Luciferians versus higher vibrational.

01:01:01.640 So it's interesting.

01:01:03.480 Which do you prefer, Sam?

01:01:05.440 OK, the higher vibrational.

01:01:07.560 But I also think that I mean, Luciferians, the Malachians and Luciferians.

01:01:12.940 We already know the answer.

01:01:13.820 You broke it down.

01:01:14.300 Well, if you go, who's who?

01:01:16.900 Like, I think, like, Trump, Freemasons are Luciferians.

01:01:20.380 I think Hillary, Henry Kissinger, you know, Klaus Schwab, they're all Malachians.

01:01:26.040 So it's like, would you, you know, like, I always think Trump is like a crime boss and Hillary Clinton is into like the dark arts, you know, the Kronos, Black Cube, Saturn, you know, pedophile stuff.

01:01:38.660 Like, who'd you rather live on your block?

01:01:41.260 Whose block would you rather live on?

01:01:43.140 A crime boss is or some satanic pedophile.

01:01:46.540 So that's kind of my opinion.

01:01:48.380 I can't remember who your guest was in that recent episode where you broke up, broke down the Molochs versus Luciferians.

01:01:52.880 But I legit was listening to it and I was like, these Luciferians sound pretty dope.

01:01:56.520 Am I Luciferian?

01:01:58.160 I kind of agree with everything they're saying.

01:02:00.720 Well, it's kind of interesting because Lucifer is mentioned one time in the Bible as a bearer of light, right?

01:02:08.560 But if you go back, I had this guy named Esoteric Eddie on it, like, and the show did, like, huge numbers because, you know, he's a great guy.

01:02:16.460 He's a friend of mine.

01:02:17.480 But, you know, sometimes if you have, like, Eddie Bravo will blow up or, like, an Alex Jones blow up.

01:02:23.220 But this guy got huge, huge numbers and he was breaking down, like, basically, you know, the history of the term Lucifer.

01:02:31.840 And there's actually a saint out there called Saint Lucifer.

01:02:35.620 And this was a guy that was challenging the Vatican and what people would most likely be, like, the Venetians on, like, the story of, like, basically organized religion versus spirituality.

01:02:50.920 And organized religion was very much trying to harden everything to get everyone to believe, you know, Jesus, son of God and all that stuff.

01:02:58.480 And then you get into, like, the Council of Sinai or whatever it's called and how they were all son worshipers.

01:03:04.360 But then they're pushing son of God, son God.

01:03:07.360 It's, like, super interesting.

01:03:09.140 And, like, how they kind of labeled this guy as, like, they took his name and kind of, like, demonized.

01:03:16.840 So, like, here's my whole thing, because, again, I was talking to Duncan Trussell today about the Demiurge and what that represents.

01:03:23.100 And, by the way, if you ever want to go into how feminists have fucked everything up, study the Demiurge, okay?

01:03:29.360 Like, that's an interesting story that God has both male and female.

01:03:33.540 Well, the female part is called Sophia.

01:03:35.600 And Sophia decides she doesn't need a man to make life, and she made her own child, which turned out to be the Demiurge, which a lot of people believe is the false god of the angry god of the First Testament who created this false reality.

01:03:53.940 And we're in this reincarnation loop.

01:03:56.140 So, when you go into the light, which is, you're not supposed to do, you're archons, right, who, like, kind of disguise themselves as your dead relative.

01:04:05.560 So, like, you're dying, there's grandma.

01:04:07.580 She's, like, come to the light.

01:04:08.780 Tell grandma to fuck off because she's an archon.

01:04:12.440 And you're supposed to say, I don't want to go into the light.

01:04:14.580 I want to go back to the real reality.

01:04:16.140 It's just super interesting.

01:04:18.080 That's fascinating.

01:04:18.620 We're going fucking deep, man.

01:04:20.360 Yeah, we're, like, all right.

01:04:21.620 You can call the hammer of the gods, Sam.

01:04:23.440 It's funny, dude, I do Luis J. Gomez's show, and he's always, like, tell us about conspiracies.

01:04:28.520 I'm, like, you don't want to hear it.

01:04:30.000 And then he talks about it.

01:04:30.700 He's, like, dude, that's too deep for us.

01:04:32.300 I go, I told you that.

01:04:34.020 Like, don't do too much.

01:04:36.520 No, Sam, it's not deep enough, bro.

01:04:38.220 It's never deep enough.

01:04:39.000 No, no, no.

01:04:39.600 You can't get to the back of our mussy.

01:04:43.420 I actually love your show.

01:04:45.180 I listen to it regularly.

01:04:46.360 Although, like, on my show, I typically cover stuff that's, like, more palatable to normies.

01:04:51.140 And I'll be honest, I listen to a lot of your stuff.

01:04:52.740 I don't buy it all.

01:04:53.920 I mean, I find it to be an interesting, fun thought experiment.

01:04:56.160 He doesn't believe in the numerology stuff.

01:04:57.840 No, I think numerology is fucking ridiculous.

01:05:00.280 I think it's undiagnosed schizophrenia, if I'm being honest.

01:05:02.920 For real.

01:05:03.560 For real, for real.

01:05:04.660 I'll tell you why.

01:05:05.700 I think people get lost when they're just looking into numbers and into everything.

01:05:10.520 But, again, like, I just like to give people a chance to explain what they think.

01:05:15.940 I'm very much into...

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01:06:18.220 Like old, old school astrology.

01:06:20.460 Not necessarily Western astrology, which is like hot chicks just...

01:06:25.380 Yeah, I was going to say that, yeah.

01:06:26.420 Yeah, no, not that shit.

01:06:27.760 Vedic astrology and stuff like that.

01:06:30.440 That stuff interests me.

01:06:32.280 And I do believe that that is the knowledge that the elites want to keep from everybody.

01:06:37.380 And the hidden history, whether Tartaria is real or not and everyone's coming out that it's a giant signup,

01:06:42.800 that's definitely possible.

01:06:44.300 But, I mean, we do know that there is like hidden history and they're hiding from us how important we are.

01:06:50.800 And, you know, you kind of get, you know, you know, Eddie Bravo always talks about like how he's in the flat earth and he used to be against Anunnaki.

01:06:58.980 But I'm also like, you know, the Anunnaki, the fallen angels, you know, Enki and they all might be the same thing.

01:07:06.320 Yeah, well, the Nephilim, like in the Bible, they talk about, you know, fallen and came down and made it with the daughters of man.

01:07:13.980 Like that sounds like the Anunnaki and what that's all about.

01:07:17.420 So I think there's a lot of things being said in different words that are all saying the same thing.

01:07:23.100 You know, I think the son of God is the best example because it's like that, that is, they worship the son, the son of God.

01:07:29.120 It's just, it's just too strange.

01:07:30.380 That story, that story comes up a lot.

01:07:32.040 But one of the craziest things about the Old Testament, I don't know, you probably remember, Cole.

01:07:35.840 It was, fuck, the city that God burned to fire, Sodom and Gomorrah.

01:07:41.600 Sodom and Gomorrah, yeah.

01:07:42.720 So I think like a lot went there with a couple of people and they were trying to like get 10 or so to be like, we're not bad.

01:07:48.480 And one of the most interesting parts that sticks out to me is like they bought angels.

01:07:52.180 They had two angels with them and they went into this house real quick because it was just like chaos and orgies in the streets.

01:07:56.640 And dudes were knocking on the door like, yo, we know you got those angels in there.

01:08:00.400 Yeah, we want to pound that ass.

01:08:01.680 Let us fuck those angels.

01:08:03.080 And I'm like, what is going on?

01:08:05.160 And it's like, if you think about it, it's like, were you fucking angels all the time?

01:08:08.240 Like, would you like, yo, I know that angel pussy is the best.

01:08:10.360 Like, we're going to get, we're going to fuck some angel pussy today.

01:08:12.800 It's crazy shit.

01:08:13.740 What was going on?

01:08:15.400 Was it angels fucking or did the angels do the fucking?

01:08:18.880 Like, I don't know.

01:08:19.880 I'm down either way.

01:08:20.440 Coming down here and like, I have a whole joke about how coarse chicks like fallen angels archons because they like bad boys, right?

01:08:27.840 And there's no bigger bad boy than a fucking fallen angel, right?

01:08:31.700 That's why it's called a wingman.

01:08:35.280 That's why it's called a wingman.

01:08:36.800 Look at that.

01:08:38.260 Don't fucking enable him, Sam.

01:08:40.240 Please.

01:08:41.760 That was pretty good.

01:08:43.100 That's pretty good.

01:08:43.660 It was good.

01:08:44.040 It was good.

01:08:44.440 That was a good one.

01:08:44.860 But no, in this story, the angels were just like escorting a lot and his and his people and the regular dudes were like, they spotted him because they look like they're probably all fucking like, like glitching out and shit.

01:08:54.960 And they're like, oh, there's angels.

01:08:55.760 Let's go fuck those angels.

01:08:56.940 Well, you're missing out.

01:08:57.940 One of the best parts after that is lot goes, no, you can't fuck the angels.

01:09:01.220 I'll give you my daughter.

01:09:02.480 You can fuck my daughter.

01:09:05.320 They're like, no, give me the angel dick and pussy.

01:09:10.300 I want to add to that.

01:09:12.100 Typically accurate.

01:09:13.080 I don't know.

01:09:13.460 There's multiple different versions of biblically accurate angels, but they're all fucking ridiculous.

01:09:18.020 The wings and the eyes.

01:09:18.840 Yeah.

01:09:19.120 So like the idea that you saw that, I'm like, yo, I'm going to fuck that.

01:09:23.400 It's one of those Sam Tripoli things.

01:09:24.660 They probably like they came to that.

01:09:26.300 They were looking at an angel.

01:09:27.300 They came.

01:09:27.700 And now that's like, that's the only way that they can.

01:09:29.520 That's all they can get off on.

01:09:31.180 Yeah.

01:09:31.680 They're just hunting angels forever.

01:09:33.560 Imagine.

01:09:34.220 Solomon and Gamora is just people.

01:09:35.640 They're all fucking each other, but no one's coming because like there's like there's like no angels.

01:09:39.260 So like when the angels came, they're like, oh, shit, now we can bust.

01:09:41.880 Just chafed skin all day.

01:09:46.100 Little Dickie, bring up biblically accurate angels just so we understand the idea of what they're trying to fuck.

01:09:51.800 Because that's what makes it.

01:09:52.760 I feel like we've done this before.

01:09:54.500 Quick question.

01:09:55.520 Are you that conversation you had with Duncan?

01:09:57.560 Will it be on family hour or?

01:09:59.660 Well, I talked to him.

01:10:00.920 He just wanted to have a conversation.

01:10:02.480 And he's like, you want podcasting?

01:10:04.000 He goes, I can do it now.

01:10:04.880 But then all the power in Texas went out, which is which is crazy because it's happening all the time now.

01:10:11.560 Right.

01:10:11.880 Plus, a couple of weeks ago, whenever the all of like the airlines went down, like they were just like, oh, yeah, just all this shit is down now.

01:10:19.320 Here we go.

01:10:20.280 That happened again.

01:10:21.500 Enlarge, dog.

01:10:22.360 Enlarge.

01:10:22.460 My dick is hard as a rock right now.

01:10:24.380 Yeah.

01:10:25.220 It's like an inkblot test.

01:10:26.500 What is this?

01:10:27.520 I don't know.

01:10:28.020 Looks like.

01:10:28.720 Well, yeah.

01:10:29.660 Whenever I see an inkblot test, I think it's a vagina.

01:10:31.840 So, like, I definitely want to put my dick in this.

01:10:33.940 Imagine seeing that and being like, yo, I want to fuck that.

01:10:37.120 Some wild dudes back in the day, man.

01:10:39.540 Them dudes fucked.

01:10:40.940 Yeah, I respect it.

01:10:42.080 You know, Sam, I would be remiss if I.

01:10:43.660 Because these guys are a bunch of fucking normies.

01:10:45.260 They try to act like they're conspiracy people, but they really not.

01:10:47.580 We just don't have schizophrenia.

01:10:48.840 I've watched a lot of Wendigoon.

01:10:50.380 Okay, Top?

01:10:51.340 That's like Wendigoon.

01:10:53.320 Wendigoon is like entry level shit, bro.

01:10:55.120 Dude, I love that guy.

01:10:56.380 I don't know if Sam has ever heard of him.

01:10:57.640 He's a great follow up.

01:10:58.420 Oh, shut the fuck up.

01:11:00.660 Call us a man crush.

01:11:01.840 Sean Cole's game.

01:11:02.800 I really do.

01:11:03.760 Please follow him already, so shut the fuck up.

01:11:06.100 Have you watched the iceberg?

01:11:07.320 I was watching this day about angels today that he put out.

01:11:10.520 It was in a biblical, like, tier list.

01:11:14.940 It was so great.

01:11:15.920 Sorry.

01:11:16.200 Tell me more about Wendigoon, Cole.

01:11:19.340 Anyway.

01:11:20.280 Jesus Christ.

01:11:21.660 All right.

01:11:22.000 I don't even know how.

01:11:22.840 I had a good segue into this a couple minutes ago.

01:11:24.900 Because you have your vibrations.

01:11:26.820 My vibrational theory.

01:11:28.100 I told it, like, twice here.

01:11:30.200 And the guys just give me.

01:11:31.100 Let's hear it, guys.

01:11:32.300 Every time I say it, they give me this blank, like, NPC stare.

01:11:35.980 Just like they're like, I don't get it.

01:11:38.380 But I know you're going to get it, Sam.

01:11:40.060 I get it.

01:11:40.580 I just think it's retarded.

01:11:41.840 But go on.

01:11:42.840 I might get it.

01:11:44.360 This is the theory to everything.

01:11:45.840 And it kind of ties into you.

01:11:46.820 You reminded me when you said, like, the Lucifer thing.

01:11:48.520 So, biblically, like, when they talk about Lucifer, he was, like, the greatest angel.

01:11:53.100 He was decorated with tendrils and other things like that.

01:11:57.180 And some people say that he was God's greatest musician.

01:11:59.900 Which kind of, like, makes me think about.

01:12:02.460 So, I'm a musician as well.

01:12:03.980 And I got in deep into theory.

01:12:05.900 And then I got into synesthesia and color theory and stuff like this.

01:12:08.740 And I'm also an artist.

01:12:09.520 As you know, I draw.

01:12:10.340 So, I deal with, like, light and color.

01:12:12.740 And when you really break this stuff down, it just comes down to ones and zeros.

01:12:16.480 Like, the vibration of an A note is 440 hertz per second.

01:12:20.640 And then the vibration of the color red, it vibrates almost on the same spectrum.

01:12:25.580 So, like, people like Kanye West who said that they have synesthesia or other people who have perfect pitch, they will correlate colors to sound.

01:12:33.080 And there's something more to that.

01:12:34.340 There's, like, another dimension.

01:12:36.000 Yeah, Hendrix did that.

01:12:36.980 Yeah.

01:12:37.420 Yeah, Hendrix.

01:12:37.960 There's a lot of people.

01:12:38.700 Even Pharrell and Neo, they have this kind of thing to varying levels.

01:12:42.160 But there's a dimension that we're not looking at.

01:12:44.980 And the funny thing is it comes to ones and zeros, this numerology stuff.

01:12:49.040 But it's just kind of weird how, like, we're manipulated by music, which is the devil's playground.

01:12:53.960 That's Lucifer's greatest tool.

01:12:56.420 And that's all, like, that's all manipulated through vibration.

01:12:59.400 Then you go to, like, what Tesla said, where if you want to understand the greatest mysteries of the world, you have to understand vibration and energy and things like this.

01:13:09.100 So, in a nutshell, that's my theory.

01:13:11.860 And it extrapolates to just about everything.

01:13:14.420 It touches – every time somebody brings something up, I'm like, there's a vibrational theory.

01:13:17.920 You're always talking about, like, oh, this is, like, low vibrational energy.

01:13:23.120 I think vibration is everything.

01:13:25.740 I think people don't realize what they're consuming.

01:13:29.620 It's like this thing about I'm really – I push, especially in my recovery meetings, which is easy versus simple, right?

01:13:38.000 It's like, you know, easy is culture.

01:13:41.120 Culture is the enemy of nature.

01:13:43.540 And, you know, easy is, like, fast food, alcohol, drugs, pornography, like, pop culture, real housewives of, you know, blah, blah, blah, whatever dog shit rapping is going on right now.

01:13:57.680 I mean, Glorilla.

01:13:59.340 Have you ever listened to Glorilla?

01:14:00.920 I mean, it's like, what are we doing here as a society?

01:14:03.960 Like, that's low vibrational shit.

01:14:06.080 Then you got easy – I mean, simple, which is working out, eating right, prayer, all that stuff.

01:14:13.380 I don't want to get too, like, spiritual here, but, you know, like, all that stuff is higher vibrational shit.

01:14:19.920 And, like, the hertz in the music is done through a certain way to lower your vibration.

01:14:24.800 It's everything if you study the hermetic principles, which is, like, to me, they took the hermetic principles, hardened them, took out all the mysticism of it, and they're called the laws of physics.

01:14:36.080 That's basically what they did.

01:14:37.780 Oh, that's cool as fuck.

01:14:38.580 Well, you know what Top is really getting at here?

01:14:41.340 If everything is really just a series of ones and zeros, then you're saying that we are all code and that everything is a simulation.

01:14:49.000 That's what you're getting at, right?

01:14:50.300 I don't know what this is.

01:14:52.220 It could be a holographic universe.

01:14:53.940 I think it's way more interesting than they're ever telling us.

01:14:57.840 They want you to think you live on a rock hurling through space, even though there's none of it makes any sense.

01:15:04.320 The numbers, how far the earth is from the sun is, like, all this occult.

01:15:10.940 I think it's, like, 93 million miles, which is a Thelema number.

01:15:15.620 Like, everything in 9-11 was a Thelema number.

01:15:18.760 Like, it's all there.

01:15:19.900 And it's, like, people just can't see it or they don't want to believe it because they don't understand that the lying that's being done to everybody.

01:15:27.740 So when you go everything's binary, I totally agree with that.

01:15:30.840 Did you see that DeMar Hamlin post?

01:15:33.160 The Bills said, like, oh, he's back.

01:15:35.420 They said, he's back, number three.

01:15:37.180 And then they put another fucking number three in the post.

01:15:39.680 And I was like, come on, guys.

01:15:40.680 And it was, like, the big one.

01:15:41.980 It wasn't, like, just two threes.

01:15:43.520 It was, like, in blue.

01:15:44.680 Like, come on, dude.

01:15:46.140 It was, like, how obvious is it?

01:15:47.900 It had the occult symbolism in it.

01:15:50.320 And at best, that whole thing was a honeypot to make, again, to make conspiracy theorists look stupid.

01:15:57.780 At worst, it was a deep fake.

01:16:00.000 So I don't know what the answer is.

01:16:02.160 I just realized that they are now trying to discredit us by putting out these stories and these controlled oppositions within the conspiracy world are pushing these narratives.

01:16:14.240 Like, you remember with the Paul Pelosi stuff that they were both in their tighty-whities?

01:16:18.940 And then that wasn't true.

01:16:21.680 You know, like, the other guy was in khaki shorts.

01:16:24.340 So, like, who opens the door?

01:16:26.820 Who opens the door to let everybody know what's going on?

01:16:29.200 So all – and there was another story I can't remember right now.

01:16:32.080 But all of it is just meant to make conspiracy theorists look so stupid because we've been winning.

01:16:37.580 And if you study that the other side, they celebrate these losses.

01:16:41.740 Like, they've just won the Super Bowl.

01:16:44.060 You know?

01:16:45.220 Like, it doesn't matter that since, like, Hillary Clinton stole – like, we've been right forever.

01:16:49.660 But it really gets obvious when we realize that Hillary Clinton stole the primary from Bernie Sanders, which is the whole reason I did tinfoil hat.

01:17:01.960 That's what kicked it off.

01:17:03.380 But it's like we've been winning ever since then.

01:17:05.400 So even if we got the Mar Hamlin wrong or whatever his name is, like, we're like 90 and 1.

01:17:10.760 But they don't hear it because they just celebrate that 1.

01:17:14.220 That 1 is, like, everything to them because it allows them to go back to sleep.

01:17:18.800 Well, me and Top have talked about this, I think, on here is that they – they're kind of like vampires.

01:17:24.240 If they have to show their – they have to tell you what they're doing, but they have to do it kind of in a sly way because – and that's how –

01:17:30.520 And so, like, every time they do, like, the different occult symbols, they're, like – they're showing it to you because they have to.

01:17:36.120 In their mind, some weird – whatever fucked up moral system they have.

01:17:39.200 You got to let them in.

01:17:40.340 You got to let them in.

01:17:40.900 And it's also – I used to think it was that, you know, they would just give you – they're also bragging.

01:17:47.480 They're also bragging to the other occultists that we pulled this shit off.

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01:18:53.200 What you're describing, Sam, is like the corporate news, they don't have to be truthful ever, and they're never held accountable.

01:19:00.600 However, our circle, we have to pitch no-hitters every time we're out there.

01:19:05.880 We can't get anything wrong because if we get one thing wrong, everything we've said is discredited.

01:19:10.500 You nod one time at a pedophilia statement.

01:19:13.700 Yeah, you're not your friend.

01:19:14.760 What's up out here?

01:19:16.980 Do you see my name?

01:19:18.540 Yeah, dude, I just don't even claim to be 100% truthful then.

01:19:22.060 Don't even try.

01:19:23.860 This is why you go the top lobster route and just fucking full-on just clowns it.

01:19:27.780 Every time someone gets hurt, like they fucking break a leg, were they vaccinated?

01:19:32.440 You know, like, don't be like that.

01:19:34.100 Tom has the perfect lane because all he does is say insane shit 24-7 and everyone loves him anyways.

01:19:41.840 It's like it's the perfect – I don't know how the fuck you got that lane.

01:19:44.240 I've seen it multiple times when someone tries to call you out and you're like, I don't give a fuck.

01:19:50.200 They're like, hey, man, that's not true.

01:19:51.680 And you're like, I don't care.

01:19:52.820 It's because Tom has leverage because he's the design and merch guy and nobody can get it on his bad side.

01:19:58.560 Maybe.

01:19:58.940 That's a little annoying.

01:19:59.740 I want people to try to – I would like people to be angry at me the way they're angry at you, but it just doesn't happen for whatever reason.

01:20:05.280 But Sam is right.

01:20:06.420 They get that one win and then they fucking celebrate and I just won't allow it.

01:20:10.200 Even if I'm wrong, I'm still spiking the football on these faggots.

01:20:13.500 I don't care because they do it all the time to us.

01:20:16.920 So why should we give them anything better?

01:20:19.040 Look, there's still something going on with DeMar Hamlin.

01:20:22.940 I think it is true that he's not –

01:20:24.620 That's not normal.

01:20:25.300 Yeah, he was not at that game and I think there's definitely something wrong with him.

01:20:28.640 That was the funniest thing was that video because they had it like in the whatever like press box.

01:20:35.520 They had a video from behind him so you could see like the back of them.

01:20:38.800 But then they would switch to –

01:20:39.260 Humble's wearing a Gip mask for God's sake.

01:20:41.040 Yeah, then they would switch to a camera that was across the stadium and be like, zoom in.

01:20:45.940 It's not linear.

01:20:46.980 Through a blizzard.

01:20:48.040 Yeah.

01:20:48.260 They were like, yeah, that makes sense.

01:20:51.120 It's not linear warfare.

01:20:52.600 They want us to never be able to come together in agreement on everything.

01:20:57.260 So they give you enough for both sides to be like, see, I told you.

01:21:01.960 And then nobody ever comes together.

01:21:03.520 I was talking to somebody about this.

01:21:05.440 It was the Paradise shooting.

01:21:09.260 They had a teacher say, I saw a cop in heavy armor shooting kids with a weird gun.

01:21:17.140 And you go, how does that make it to broadcast?

01:21:21.760 How does that get by all these people?

01:21:24.760 And you're like, it didn't get by.

01:21:26.140 It was actually pushed forward because they wanted that out because that would empower the conspiracy theorists to go to war with the normies.

01:21:35.200 So they do that all the time.

01:21:36.800 It's an old KGB thing that they do, which is they fund both sides of the argument, you know?

01:21:44.240 And it's like, so I'm more and more pulling out going, okay, I'm going to stop chasing everything that's talked about.

01:21:53.700 I'm going to wait a little while and see how it plays out because they really are losing the information more.

01:22:00.700 So now what they've done is they're going to try to discredit us by making us hang ourselves.

01:22:06.040 And then also gaslight too, because I don't know if you saw it the other day.

01:22:09.560 They're starting to do the gaslighting now that the lockdowns either didn't happen one.

01:22:14.760 They almost got me with that.

01:22:16.320 They didn't happen or they weren't that bad.

01:22:20.500 It was just like you couldn't get takeout.

01:22:22.640 But if you look at the people that I interacted with that were saying that, they were like overt Marxists in their handles.

01:22:30.520 And I was like, oh, yeah, because you guys want totalitarianism.

01:22:33.720 Of course you didn't think it was that bad.

01:22:35.020 But I need to point out something real quick.

01:22:36.860 This is really important because the DeMar Hamlin story, the original theory that set the world on fire is like this motherfucker had a vax injury and he just dropped dead on the field.

01:22:46.940 Or he had a heart attack and like now he's in the hospital.

01:22:49.920 He had commotion.

01:22:51.140 Oh, God, it's Clint.

01:22:52.780 Then it then it migrates to he's dead because no one's seen him.

01:22:56.820 So that's that's the mislead.

01:22:58.740 Like the story, the original like real concern here is that the vaccine fucked this guy up.

01:23:04.160 Right.

01:23:04.400 And now now no one talks about that.

01:23:07.220 It's all like he was alive.

01:23:08.920 Look at you idiots.

01:23:09.680 And it's like, well, then they've already won the fucking the fight on that one.

01:23:13.480 Yeah, I'm totally with you on that one.

01:23:15.660 It's like and that was done on purpose.

01:23:17.480 They keep changing the goalposts and that's what they do.

01:23:20.700 And like, I don't know if you guys do anything on Rockpin, but a.m. wake up.

01:23:26.240 Yeah, those are my guys.

01:23:27.160 Steve and pasta pasta.

01:23:29.100 They brought up some really good, really good point about like Marxism versus what's going on in this cop, which country, which they call college Marxism.

01:23:39.320 I call cultural Marxism is different than what's happening in Latin America, because Latin America has to deal with like CIA coups all the time.

01:23:49.340 So they have to come together against the government.

01:23:53.120 So but what's happening here is this again, this empowering of rich kids and, you know, all this cultural Marxism, which you watch is the empowering of ethnic minorities, alternative lifestyle, gender wars.

01:24:07.940 That's not that's not what's happening in Latin America.

01:24:10.500 And that's kind of why they're having problems with this immigration problem, because everybody's leaving those Marxist countries and coming to America.

01:24:21.840 And they're like, I like it here.

01:24:23.600 Fuck that.

01:24:24.160 Close the door behind me.

01:24:25.700 We've got a bunch of crazy people trying to get in here.

01:24:29.120 We've got all these fucking Mexicans still trying to get in here.

01:24:31.400 We've got fucking wetbacks.

01:24:33.440 We've got a bunch of guys.

01:24:34.040 Mexico has a border wall.

01:24:36.940 Nobody talks about that.

01:24:38.460 They have their own border wall trying to stop everything.

01:24:41.100 So it's super interesting.

01:24:42.820 I don't know how this ends.

01:24:46.400 I just think it's just by a bunch of guns.

01:24:49.440 I think it ends with the bubble burst first, the actual economic bubble burst.

01:24:53.320 And then it's just going to become like, all right, these people can't fend for themselves.

01:24:56.920 And then it just becomes all out.

01:24:58.420 They will just attack physically or whatever they can.

01:25:03.000 Where they think there's like some weird kind of wars, whether they're race wars or ideology wars.

01:25:09.820 Like there's not enough of the other side to put up any fight, whatever, whatever you want to break it down into a war.

01:25:18.940 There's not enough of one side.

01:25:20.640 So it's like January 6th, they tried to create this chaos.

01:25:26.460 Antifa-like ways are the right, but the right isn't like that.

01:25:29.840 That's not how they are.

01:25:30.860 The right, when she gets crazy, they circle the wagons and bunker down and then only start curb stopping if it gets out of control, which is Canoga, right?

01:25:42.900 Or whatever, Kenosha in Wisconsin with like the Kalerina shit.

01:25:47.680 It's like, okay, you guys are getting out.

01:25:49.900 Now the grown-ups are going to show up with guns.

01:25:52.280 And you found out, right?

01:25:53.620 The grown-ups are 16 years old.

01:25:54.900 The grown-ups are 17 years old, yeah.

01:25:58.000 Like it's so crazy watching these guys defend this – defend that pedophile who's calling people – a white guy calling people the N-word who was a pedophile.

01:26:10.680 That's right.

01:26:10.980 And they're defending him.

01:26:12.920 It could be any one of us.

01:26:14.360 Any one of us here.

01:26:15.460 Look, if you're old enough to kill a pedophile, then you're old enough to fuck Eliza Blue, so.

01:26:21.700 That's a weird dot connection, brother.

01:26:29.240 We're just going to connect dots here.

01:26:30.760 That's all we're doing in the show.

01:26:31.940 We were talking about the wall and Mexicans and stuff.

01:26:33.680 You reminded me, man.

01:26:34.340 You got to hook us up with XG, man.

01:26:35.840 I think XG would have a blast on the show if you could hook us up.

01:26:38.580 Oh, yeah.

01:26:38.920 He's dope.

01:26:39.600 He would love XG.

01:26:40.780 It's his birthday today.

01:26:42.500 Oh, happy birthday.

01:26:43.680 Happy birthday.

01:26:44.780 Know that wall.

01:26:46.360 Nobody tells me their birthday, so they're like, hey, it's my birthday.

01:26:49.520 I'm like, why didn't you tell me?

01:26:50.480 So I just give them money.

01:26:52.280 Like, it's just.

01:26:52.880 That's nice.

01:26:53.180 I feel bad.

01:26:53.880 I'm the worst kid ever of all time.

01:26:56.840 Everyone tells me it's their birthday as an adult.

01:26:58.720 I'm like, shut up, faggot.

01:26:59.940 Sam, I'm sorry.

01:27:00.860 I'm sorry to ask this question again, but I didn't get clarification.

01:27:03.620 Did you end up being able to record with Dunkey?

01:27:05.800 Because the two of you combined is like probably my favorite podcast combo.

01:27:08.920 No, we did.

01:27:09.900 Like I said, we were talking about doing it.

01:27:12.500 But the power went out, so you couldn't.

01:27:13.800 Generator gave out.

01:27:15.980 He's like, I got to go.

01:27:17.140 I got to fix my generator.

01:27:18.800 Shit.

01:27:19.020 All right.

01:27:19.820 You old lady, flip the breaker.

01:27:21.320 Yeah.

01:27:22.340 You have some episodes with him on Tim Paul Hatt.

01:27:24.880 Like maybe from a year ago.

01:27:25.980 He's a big part of Tim Paul Hatt kind of taking off.

01:27:29.980 Like I was very blessed that some of my friends came on my show.

01:27:33.520 We did Swapcast, which Doug Stanhope had invented, where you both record and then you both put it out together at the same time.

01:27:42.880 People don't do that as much as they used to.

01:27:45.880 But I think those are great for people kind of getting each other's audience.

01:27:51.940 Hell yeah.

01:27:52.380 We did it with Chrissy Mayer.

01:27:54.920 We did it with Chrissy Mayer and Carol.

01:27:56.480 Way early.

01:27:57.500 Yeah.

01:27:57.980 I love Chrissy Mayer.

01:27:59.060 She's great.

01:28:00.180 Like she gets so much shit on the internet and I don't understand why.

01:28:04.380 And people just, there's just like.

01:28:05.800 Ginger.

01:28:06.600 Red hair.

01:28:07.480 Oh yeah, red hair.

01:28:08.200 It's also that this weird thing about like people love status quo and they really love like, you know, if you guys follow like sports, Scott Van Pelt said this one time about how, how like he noticed that like when the critics pick a guy, an athlete, a prospect, that prospect can do no wrong ever.

01:28:30.900 But when someone comes out of nowhere that they didn't see coming and flourishes, everything that guy does, they're just nitpicking, nitpicking, nitpicking.

01:28:41.340 And that kind of gets in the content creating as well.

01:28:43.580 Like or within traditional legacy media, when like the group decides this guy's the next great one, they can't do no wrong.

01:28:51.080 But when someone comes out and kind of breaks the matrix, people are just constantly nitpicking them all the time, which is my whole thing with like Chrissy Mayer.

01:29:00.900 They're constantly nitpicking her because they're upset that she kind of had this awakening moment and is really laid into it.

01:29:09.300 And they're upset that she's like found a great way to monetize her hard work.

01:29:14.440 And it's, I see it coming from all sides and I just don't understand it because she's really a hard worker.

01:29:19.960 Well, you mentioned it with the matrix thing, because that's what they said in the movie was that when you are, when you do know, it's like kind of these people kind of blew up and they, the, the system didn't see them.

01:29:29.840 So then the system sees it as a threat and we'll actively try to eliminate that threat.

01:29:35.700 That's NPC shit.

01:29:36.940 Yeah.

01:29:37.180 Yeah.

01:29:37.400 And so, because they didn't see it, they were like, it's a threat.

01:29:40.460 It can't, because we, we know what's good and for the system and for us.

01:29:44.740 And then they send the agent to happy.

01:29:45.800 And so anytime someone comes up, like breaks the matrix, the matrix pushes back as hard as it can.

01:29:50.360 And it's literally a hangout ship because they also want their guy.

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01:30:55.620 To be their first...

01:30:57.480 In-group references.

01:30:58.340 We notice.

01:31:02.100 We be noticing in-group references.

01:31:03.900 Don't worry.

01:31:04.560 I put up limited hangouts to Tim.

01:31:06.760 And when we were talking about, I think, Stephen Crowder and stuff like that.

01:31:10.840 And they were like, I don't...

01:31:11.980 Oh, they were talking about Tucker Carlson.

01:31:13.860 And I was like, maybe he's a limited hangout here.

01:31:15.420 He has something like a shady past.

01:31:17.220 And they just looked at me like blank stared.

01:31:19.220 And I was like, I could be talking about you guys too right now.

01:31:22.020 But they're like, wait, you know what that is?

01:31:25.680 Get him out of here.

01:31:26.500 Get him out.

01:31:28.300 Shut it down.

01:31:30.800 Shut it down.

01:31:33.300 Hey, stop bad-mouthing Tim.

01:31:34.700 We're going on next week.

01:31:35.880 Hey, are we going to run that video of Pelosi's husband getting fucking domed or no?

01:31:41.820 I kind of want to see it because it was so fucking funny that they opened the door.

01:31:45.640 And it's just like them standing there.

01:31:46.740 Who opens the door?

01:31:48.560 I don't think anyone opened that door.

01:31:51.020 It just fucking ninja opened.

01:31:52.500 I don't know.

01:31:52.880 It was a ghost, man.

01:31:54.500 Yeah.

01:31:55.060 You can skip until like the part opens up.

01:31:57.760 30 seconds.

01:31:58.060 30 seconds.

01:31:58.600 Yeah.

01:32:00.880 30 seconds.

01:32:01.720 I already said it.

01:32:02.400 I'm still enlarging.

01:32:03.540 There we go.

01:32:06.540 He's a child.

01:32:07.800 So bear with him.

01:32:10.020 What?

01:32:10.340 Was it 30 seconds?

01:32:13.380 Hi.

01:32:14.300 How you doing?

01:32:15.220 Who does open it?

01:32:16.180 Because they're both holding a hammer.

01:32:17.740 Yeah.

01:32:18.520 Who opened the door?

01:32:19.720 Who opens the door?

01:32:20.940 And then drop the hammer.

01:32:22.660 Nope.

01:32:23.400 Hey.

01:32:24.640 What's going on?

01:32:25.640 I'm not getting an answer.

01:32:26.640 Yeah.

01:32:27.040 Look at how bad he is, man.

01:32:33.800 With that plumber's crack, you would think you would hit him with a wrench.

01:32:36.840 Don't actually see it.

01:32:38.140 Man contact, too.

01:32:40.440 But you hear him snoring, bro.

01:32:42.000 He's KO'd.

01:32:42.600 It's like when you do get caught, you and your brother or something, get caught doing something

01:32:50.500 by your parents.

01:32:51.360 Give me your fucking hand.

01:32:52.360 Because they literally just kind of stay there.

01:32:53.120 Give me your fucking hand.

01:32:53.940 The smells of that room right now.

01:32:58.840 They smell crazy.

01:33:00.240 Unbelievable.

01:33:01.360 What were they actually doing, though?

01:33:03.260 Because, like...

01:33:04.000 You hear him snoring?

01:33:05.100 Yeah, we're working there.

01:33:05.840 We're sending medicals.

01:33:06.340 Oh, that is him snoring, isn't it?

01:33:08.060 Yeah, dude.

01:33:09.520 All right.

01:33:10.180 So, closet.

01:33:11.040 Closet.

01:33:11.400 Get rid of this.

01:33:12.280 Closet.

01:33:12.520 Get rid of it.

01:33:13.160 All right.

01:33:13.800 So, there's ice on the floor.

01:33:15.940 Yeah, he had a drink.

01:33:16.960 Yeah.

01:33:17.100 So, he's been kidnapped, allegedly, and he's allowed to make a beverage.

01:33:21.660 He's also allowed to pick up the phone, call the cops.

01:33:25.260 He says overtly, normally the Capitol Police are the ones that are involved in this.

01:33:29.480 So, this fucking lunatic breaks in, allows him to call the cops, allows to convey, normally

01:33:34.140 it's the Capitol Police here, my wife, Nancy Pelosi, yeah, he's waiting for her.

01:33:38.000 She's not going to be back for a couple days.

01:33:39.940 I guess he's just going to have to hang out.

01:33:41.720 And they're like, do you want to send anybody?

01:33:43.160 He's like, no, I think we're good.

01:33:44.780 Click.

01:33:44.980 Like, it's the fucking weirdest shit that I've ever seen in my life.

01:33:48.260 Because, does anybody have a real explanation of what transpired?

01:33:51.360 It's so bizarre, I can't even understand it.

01:33:53.860 I know.

01:33:54.360 I can't even come up with a theory.

01:33:55.140 And the amount of stories that came out, like, it was, like, I think you mentioned earlier,

01:33:58.620 it was like, at first it was, oh yeah, they're both in their underwear.

01:34:01.760 And then it was like, and then there was like, oh yeah, this guy opened the door.

01:34:05.980 And then it was like, no, nobody opened the door.

01:34:07.680 And then, like, it was like, a thousand stories came out immediately.

01:34:12.020 And then, like, it was like, they're all, I mean, still doesn't make any sense at all.

01:34:16.400 None of them.

01:34:16.800 The real question is, like, what's going through Sam's mind right now.

01:34:20.220 Of course they fucked.

01:34:21.120 They fucked the board.

01:34:21.360 Did they fuck?

01:34:22.000 Yeah.

01:34:22.260 That guy's got a big ass, man.

01:34:24.180 Is the reason we're, like, are we seeing this for a reason?

01:34:27.580 That's what, that's like the real thing.

01:34:29.340 Like, did they show us this to really fuck us up?

01:34:32.000 Or is there a reason they didn't want us to see it?

01:34:33.860 Well, it's almost like right around when this, you know, The Last of Us comes out.

01:34:40.360 And this episode's just nothing but dudes boning during a zombie apocalypse.

01:34:46.360 Is that why Cole likes that show so much?

01:34:48.540 It was a good episode.

01:34:50.240 Fuck you.

01:34:50.600 And now he's a great conspiracy theorist.

01:34:52.700 I teared up.

01:34:53.600 Right?

01:34:54.560 Like, and then this guy, you know, it's just like everything's about programming.

01:34:58.080 And just about, like, everything's about what are they trying to propagandize here?

01:35:06.000 And I don't even know what's happening at HBO anymore.

01:35:09.120 I just, what is going on at HBO?

01:35:11.440 Like, House of Dragons is basically, how much shit will you put up to watch dragons?

01:35:16.380 Right?

01:35:16.680 We got pedophilia and incest and gay interracial.

01:35:21.000 Like, we're not showing you dragons, but you got to stick through this weird ass shit

01:35:25.540 as he bangs this chick who was just 12 in, like, three scenes ago.

01:35:30.840 Now she's in the rock hole.

01:35:31.160 It's a different time, Sam.

01:35:34.160 There's different restrictions depending on culture, Sam, you know.

01:35:36.980 Yeah, that's true.

01:35:38.280 I guess they went to the council.

01:35:39.240 Did they speak with their city council?

01:35:42.240 Also, Velma is on HBO, isn't it?

01:35:46.060 Velma, which just came out and is actually the only one that's actually getting, like,

01:35:49.460 torn to pieces.

01:35:50.660 But at the same time, it's like, how did this ever, like, why are they putting this out?

01:35:54.140 Well, here's my question, Sam.

01:35:55.800 I think, like, if you're in this to make money, which allegedly they are, right?

01:36:01.020 I think that a show.

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01:37:02.940 Well, this is the question, right?

01:37:04.400 So let me get to the point, and then we'll see if they are.

01:37:07.080 They have Bill Maher up there, and he does crazy ratings, so I'm not even going to hate

01:37:11.280 on him.

01:37:11.620 I think his show sucks ass.

01:37:12.820 I watch it every week.

01:37:13.680 I'm fucking addicted to listening to these retards talk.

01:37:16.040 I can't get enough of it, but it sucks.

01:37:18.180 All right.

01:37:18.560 So you have a fucking similar setup.

01:37:21.400 You have Sam Tripoli doing it, and you have fucking the most interesting conversations

01:37:25.540 in the world about shit that no one talks about anywhere except for fucking the internet.

01:37:29.620 Like, tell me that doesn't do numbers.

01:37:31.520 Why don't they do something like that?

01:37:32.760 I don't understand it.

01:37:34.840 Because, I mean, to be honest with you, it has nothing to do with profits anymore.

01:37:39.460 I mean, it's nothing about profits.

01:37:40.980 I mean, if you study the whole system, it's Babylonian money magic, brother.

01:37:46.180 And it's like all this woke cultural Marxism is from basically ESG, environmental social

01:37:58.320 governance, which, Clint, you were on my show talking about it.

01:38:02.100 It's like this is all banker stuff, and it has nothing to do with views, has everything

01:38:06.080 to be that these companies are all owned by the same people, and they all want to stay

01:38:11.760 in the good graces.

01:38:12.460 So no longer are you entertaining the masses, but you're entertaining these suits, and this

01:38:17.200 is being done on purpose.

01:38:18.760 And like what you're watching now is like they're starting to realize, okay, man, we

01:38:23.340 can't have this.

01:38:24.340 It's not even that they're not making money.

01:38:26.100 They don't care because they print all the money.

01:38:27.720 They're losing the power of manipulation and propaganda.

01:38:31.300 That's why they're starting to freak out.

01:38:33.560 That's why they're like, we can't program these guys anymore.

01:38:36.520 So like you got CNN going, we're getting rid of everybody, you know, we're gonna try to

01:38:41.980 do comedy with Bill Maher now.

01:38:43.780 You're like, oh, how's that gonna work?

01:38:46.140 What is that gonna do?

01:38:47.160 Why are people gonna tune in to CNN to watch a YouTube show?

01:38:51.640 Do you think we'll actually see kind of like a resurgence, like just for a short time,

01:38:55.520 a resurgence of actually good products just because they have, at some point, they're gonna

01:38:59.580 be like, we can't, we're gonna lose so much trust.

01:39:03.700 You guys are watching Tower Gang right now.

01:39:05.340 I mean, for real, though, it is, it will be the underground, these things that rise

01:39:10.880 up eventually.

01:39:12.080 And obviously, there'll probably be a cycle where some of these entities become, you know,

01:39:19.400 part of the new order or whatever.

01:39:22.040 But then they buy out who they can, and then they crush who they can't buy out.

01:39:26.600 And that's just the game.

01:39:28.000 I do want to say, Sam, you got a Daily Wire thing.

01:39:30.380 You got, you got a, Sam, you got a...

01:39:32.140 Daily Wire's a limited hangout.

01:39:33.440 I mean, you can just watch how they operate.

01:39:35.760 I mean, Candace Owens, like, going after everybody until, you know, the people sign a check, tell

01:39:40.940 her to attack dog somebody.

01:39:43.260 And she's done some great work.

01:39:44.680 Jordan Peterson has been a...

01:39:46.780 What a bitch.

01:39:47.360 That's just, that's controlled opposition if I've ever seen...

01:39:50.040 The overthrow of the Shah of Iran, or not the Shah.

01:39:52.260 I just, like, what do you do?

01:39:53.440 I mean, you just had dinner with Netanyahu, and now you're, like, calling for the overthrow

01:39:58.480 of Iran.

01:39:59.080 It's, like...

01:39:59.760 Insane.

01:40:00.460 It's so obvious.

01:40:02.200 And it's just, like, this is what happens when you sell your soul.

01:40:05.700 A great example is that guy from...

01:40:08.260 Who's so funny, dude.

01:40:10.100 All gas, no brakes.

01:40:11.400 That guy who just got canceled.

01:40:13.580 And the minute, the minute they tagged him with something, they took it away from.

01:40:18.720 He, like, and this goes into something that I've been talking about on the show.

01:40:22.400 I heard it on this sports radio talk, because that's how old I am.

01:40:25.880 But Colin Collard was talking about when you try to be happier than happy.

01:40:30.600 That's when you get into danger.

01:40:32.380 So this guy, Andy, I forget what his last name is, but he, he had the greatest show on

01:40:37.740 YouTube.

01:40:38.480 All gas, no brakes.

01:40:39.540 I know it wasn't his, so he started Channel 5.

01:40:41.700 And he was just killing it.

01:40:43.520 And he, and he was his own boss.

01:40:45.800 And he would never have to answer to anybody.

01:40:47.800 And then he let him in by doing that January 6th show.

01:40:54.660 And the minute they had something they could cancel him for, they took it away from him.

01:40:59.660 And now he's running around.

01:41:00.940 Every, every story you read, it's just like, oh my God, I consented.

01:41:06.480 But he just, he made me do stuff I'm uncomfortable with.

01:41:10.120 You're like, what are we talking about?

01:41:12.120 Because, and this is, this is the gender war.

01:41:16.940 So now it's not even if you consented, you still have the right to bitch.

01:41:20.100 You're like, but yes is yes at this.

01:41:22.140 What'd you get the yes?

01:41:22.940 It's go time, right?

01:41:25.460 We should get asked, what's our hip hop?

01:41:26.920 How that goes?

01:41:27.560 I refuse to have another consent discussion.

01:41:30.620 I'm not doing this.

01:41:31.660 I'm not doing this.

01:41:32.360 The point is, once you give them something to cancel, that's how you get canceled.

01:41:40.400 The more you stay away from cancel, you never, like, I never, there's nothing in Hollywood

01:41:45.200 I want at all.

01:41:46.600 I've had friends of mine blow up.

01:41:47.920 They're like, I'm going to take care of it.

01:41:48.660 I'm like, I don't want it.

01:41:49.880 I don't want any of it.

01:41:51.340 I don't want to be on TV.

01:41:52.500 Like, the last show I did was my friend's show on the NFL network, because I've been

01:41:57.520 friends with her for 20 years, and she asked me to come on, and we were going to talk conspiracies

01:42:02.160 in the NFL.

01:42:03.140 That's it.

01:42:04.300 Outside of that, I mean, it's on Amazon Prime.

01:42:06.680 It's deep, deep, deep, deep, deep.

01:42:08.560 But outside of that, it's like, no, man, don't give them anything they can cancel on you.

01:42:12.180 My special that I'm going to shoot, I'm just going to put it on my website.

01:42:17.440 It's like, I'm not going to put it anywhere where you could be like, ah, bang, take it away

01:42:21.280 from you.

01:42:21.720 That's what they do.

01:42:23.800 I love it, man.

01:42:24.460 By the way, speaking of NFL, it's totally rigged, right?

01:42:28.000 Like, we're 100% on that train.

01:42:30.260 Well, that NFL player, he was totally joking when he said that.

01:42:35.320 It was all...

01:42:36.000 That was really funny, though.

01:42:37.980 The memes out of that were hilarious.

01:42:40.140 Adrian Foster, right?

01:42:41.480 Yeah.

01:42:41.860 Like, dude, that's a big problem on the right now.

01:42:44.220 We always make fun of the left can't take jokes.

01:42:46.280 Now you've got these conspiracy theories.

01:42:48.440 Everything's literal.

01:42:49.200 Like, I refuse to be serious.

01:42:53.020 Like, my whole Instagram, and it's why I'm getting shadow banned, is politically incorrect

01:42:57.460 shit.

01:42:58.020 It's either dirty or politically incorrect.

01:43:00.340 And I have people, like, just losing it on me.

01:43:02.540 I'm like, I am not going to...

01:43:04.480 What's the point of, like, trying to save the world if you're going to be miserable in it?

01:43:09.580 And I'm a dick joke comic.

01:43:11.680 I love dirty jokes.

01:43:12.900 I grew up on Richard Pryor, Sam Kenson, Eddie Murphy, all that stuff.

01:43:17.480 And I'm not going to...

01:43:18.480 Because I understand that there's these demons out here trying to suck our loosh, I'm not

01:43:23.540 going to start getting fucking serious when you have to do Christian comedy, because I

01:43:27.540 don't find that funny at all.

01:43:29.040 Like, I posted a video of them pulling out, like, a fucking cucumber on a guy's ass.

01:43:34.860 That one...

01:43:35.440 It's the most hilarious thing ever.

01:43:37.460 That's one of Cole's favorites.

01:43:39.520 I find that hilarious.

01:43:41.000 I need to include him on my Instagram curations, because I...

01:43:47.140 Did you guys see the video of the girl fucking herself with a fish?

01:43:50.720 Like, her husband catching a fish and she puts it on me.

01:43:53.760 I said, yeah.

01:43:54.900 It's crazy shit, man.

01:43:56.460 Josh Wolfe sent me videos of, like, dudes getting blowjobs by fish.

01:44:00.880 I'm like, why are you sending me this video?

01:44:04.000 Josh Wolfe is out of his mind.

01:44:05.520 He's the dude that can't come, right?

01:44:07.280 This stuff is on Facebook.

01:44:08.360 That's Josh Potter.

01:44:08.760 I posted the meme.

01:44:10.180 Dude, a fish?

01:44:11.340 Like, at least use an octopus.

01:44:12.760 They know what they're doing.

01:44:14.500 They don't be, dude.

01:44:15.540 You look like you jerked off octopus pussy.

01:44:19.060 Octopussy.

01:44:20.320 Hey, that's a good way to end it.

01:44:22.340 I want to be respectful of Sam's time.

01:44:24.200 Everybody go out.

01:44:25.480 You've got so many shows.

01:44:26.620 Go ahead and rattle them off so people know where to find you.

01:44:28.760 I have seven podcasts.

01:44:30.440 I know.

01:44:31.800 And I'm a crazy person.

01:44:34.800 So, football hat is my mothership, the number one.

01:44:38.920 And then I have, like, Broken Sim, which is, like, me talking about my week.

01:44:44.820 And I just see how long I can go for.

01:44:47.200 It's, like, it's where I try to write jokes on a podcast and try to bring them to the stage.

01:44:51.800 Then I have Conspiracy Social Club with Brian Callen.

01:44:54.520 Then I have the Union of the Unwanted.

01:44:57.380 Cash Daddies is my finance show.

01:45:00.500 Zero is my spiritual show.

01:45:02.340 And then I have, like, Punch Drunk is my sports show.

01:45:06.620 And I think that's it.

01:45:07.420 I think that's all of them.

01:45:08.680 I'm a crazy person.

01:45:10.320 I'm a crazy person.

01:45:11.400 In the best way possible, dude.

01:45:12.580 You spread truth and humor.

01:45:14.880 Two of my favorite things in the world.

01:45:16.420 You are a kindred spirit to the Tower Gang.

01:45:18.240 Thank you so much for joining us.

01:45:19.320 Honestly, there's something.

01:45:20.460 Sorry to go wrong.

01:45:22.040 Oh, dude.

01:45:22.380 Don't worry about it.

01:45:23.000 There's something about the number seven now that he's got seven podcasts.

01:45:26.680 That's, like, a godly number.

01:45:27.880 You've got to keep it right there, Sam.

01:45:29.040 I probably should get one more just to get eight because that's the money sign and stuff like that.

01:45:34.720 But, yeah, man, I appreciate you guys.

01:45:38.700 This is a very funny show.

01:45:40.300 I wish I'd been on it earlier.

01:45:41.820 We'll do it again soon.

01:45:43.300 And I appreciate you guys asking me to be on.

01:45:45.820 Hell yeah, man.

01:45:46.500 Thanks for coming on, man.

01:45:47.900 Hugs and kisses.

01:45:48.980 Hugs and kisses, bitches.

01:45:50.280 We're eight, bitches.

01:45:51.560 Peace out.

01:45:52.480 Gay sex for you all.

01:45:53.620 Yeah.

01:45:59.040 We'll be right back.

01:46:29.040 We'll be right back.

01:46:47.940 We'll be right back.

01:46:49.940 We'll be right back.

01:46:51.840 We'll be right back.

Nephilim Death Squad - March 09, 2025

SUNDAY SHARE： Tower Gang Ep 108 - #Fredophile w⧸ Sam Tripoli

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