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00:05:21.740 Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Timeline Cleanse. 0.97

00:05:25.200 This is a suggestion from Top Lobster.

00:05:27.340 We've both listened separately.

00:05:28.420 We've not discussed it with each other beforehand.

00:05:29.760 Let's get into it.

00:05:30.520 This is a show hosted by David Lee Corbo,

00:05:33.520 a.k.a. The Raven.

00:05:34.640 Yes.

00:05:36.900 Yeah, so again,

00:05:38.080 thank you for inviting me back on, Carl.

00:05:39.740 It's always a pleasure to talk with you.

00:05:41.560 It's always a surprise

00:05:42.340 that you would want to talk with me again.

00:05:44.720 People love you on this show.

00:05:46.160 That's great.

00:05:47.080 I love the people here.

00:05:48.360 I see them like they're mad.

00:05:49.380 They're like, 1.00

00:05:49.580 these guys are late and gay, 0.96

00:05:51.400 but that means that they just love this show, 0.98

00:05:53.360 which I don't know why.

00:05:55.240 They also really do think that we're gay,

00:05:56.960 so there's also that. 0.89

00:05:58.260 We're late, but also gay. 0.85

00:05:59.460 That's true. 0.82

00:05:59.840 So this guy, David Lee Corbo,

00:06:02.900 he came across my radar a couple of years ago,

00:06:06.360 and we were doing an episode of Tower Gang,

00:06:08.520 which is the show that you know me from.

00:06:10.060 That's the one you reviewed.

00:06:11.300 We have this thing that we do in October

00:06:14.200 that we call Cocktober.

00:06:16.820 Howard Stern does the same thing.

00:06:18.180 Does he do it?

00:06:19.040 How does he?

00:06:19.860 Cocktober, yes. 0.99

00:06:20.520 It's all gay stuff. 1.00

00:06:21.700 What does he do, though, specifically for it? 1.00

00:06:23.400 He makes Richard and Sal touch penises in the studio. 0.99

00:06:27.580 Oh, I wish. 1.00

00:06:28.260 Yeah, we only, we ask our fans to submit their penises 0.98

00:06:32.760 to Toad, specifically, 0.94

00:06:34.060 who we reviewed last time on the show. 0.78

00:06:36.360 Yes, the gambling addict.

00:06:38.320 Yeah, so how it goes,

00:06:39.600 it's a very funny bit 0.99

00:06:40.640 because Toad then has to autistically study these penises, 0.99

00:06:43.960 look at them, 0.98

00:06:44.800 and describe them to us on the show

00:06:46.460 in excruciating detail.

00:06:47.480 I tell Toad, 1.00

00:06:48.420 paint this dick with your mouth to us, 1.00

00:06:50.560 and he does. 1.00

00:06:51.520 And then we vote on a scale of one

00:06:53.820 to scrumdiddlyumptious on who will win.

00:06:55.840 And David Lee Corbo was actually the first winner of this show. 0.98

00:07:00.400 Very nice cock. 0.96

00:07:01.620 Also turns out to be my co-host on Nephilim Dead Squad. 0.99

00:07:05.640 But he really nailed the heart of what we were asking for. 0.99

00:07:08.580 Like, we're not asking for fully erect penis. 0.99

00:07:11.040 We weren't asking for flaccid, you know, 0.99

00:07:13.620 non-enthusiastic poses.

00:07:15.140 He kind of had, like, this nice middle ground.

00:07:17.420 And he got his own t-shirt. 1.00

00:07:18.980 I drew his dick on. 1.00

00:07:20.040 It says, 1.00

00:07:20.300 become the whore, 1.00

00:07:21.320 and it's a raven with his dick. 1.00

00:07:23.400 I actually drew his dick coming down on it. 1.00

00:07:25.980 So this is how he came across my table. 1.00

00:07:28.160 And I was like,

00:07:28.540 I like this guy.

00:07:29.180 I like the cut of his jib. 1.00

00:07:30.160 I like the way his dick looks. 1.00

00:07:30.960 You like that he was just a little chubbed up. 1.00

00:07:32.760 He wasn't fully erect.

00:07:33.520 Slightly like that.

00:07:34.240 Yes, yeah.

00:07:35.080 Too hard,

00:07:35.820 like you're trying too hard.

00:07:37.100 But he was just...

00:07:38.460 It's like...

00:07:39.520 It needs to be pointing down still.

00:07:41.460 Right. 0.98

00:07:41.800 Yes, it's Goldilocks and the three dicks. 0.98

00:07:43.560 It's like, you know, 0.99

00:07:44.160 one was a little too chubbed,

00:07:45.800 one was too...

00:07:46.560 Yeah, he was just right,

00:07:48.020 in my opinion.

00:07:48.700 And so I asked him,

00:07:50.080 I said,

00:07:50.360 hey, do you want to do

00:07:51.080 a Christian conspiracy show with me? 0.83

00:07:54.680 As one does.

00:07:55.800 It's a biblical Christian conspiracy show 1.00

00:07:57.700 where we look at current events

00:07:58.560 through the biblical lens.

00:07:59.560 And he said,

00:08:00.280 hell yeah, let's do it.

00:08:01.220 And it's been actually

00:08:01.900 a really pretty big success.

00:08:03.540 We've had some live events.

00:08:05.120 We're planning another live event

00:08:06.540 that we're doing

00:08:07.060 with possibly Sam Tripoli headline.

00:08:09.520 So it's been good.

00:08:12.100 Awesome.

00:08:13.000 And somewhere along the line there,

00:08:14.660 he decided that,

00:08:15.580 like everybody else does,

00:08:16.540 I want to have another show.

00:08:17.640 Like one's not good enough.

00:08:19.560 I want to do another show by myself.

00:08:20.960 So he does this show

00:08:21.980 called Timeline Cleanse,

00:08:23.280 which every so often I'll pop in

00:08:25.100 and I'll say,

00:08:25.780 what is this about?

00:08:27.180 And it's just a show 0.98

00:08:28.340 where he watches black people fight, 0.99

00:08:32.240 I guess. 0.99

00:08:33.200 And that's really the entire show.

00:08:35.980 But the interesting thing

00:08:37.080 that he's done here is

00:08:38.140 he's taken my fan base

00:08:40.400 because he came out of nowhere.

00:08:41.980 So he's taken my fan base

00:08:43.240 of like 50,000 Twitter subscribers

00:08:45.020 and then, you know,

00:08:45.860 from everywhere else

00:08:46.580 that I, everything else I do.

00:08:47.980 And he's turned them

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00:09:30.300 Hashtag make a play.

00:09:32.860 They call him Master.

00:09:34.820 They take part 0.80

00:09:36.460 in his racist antics.

00:09:38.380 There's inside jokes

00:09:40.060 that go over and under my head

00:09:41.800 while I'm doing my other show.

00:09:43.180 So it's becoming

00:09:43.900 a little bit of an issue

00:09:44.740 and I wanted to review it

00:09:45.840 here with you guys

00:09:46.580 and see what you think about it.

00:09:48.100 Maybe you'll convince him

00:09:48.960 to stop.

00:09:50.260 Well,

00:09:51.020 I do have some thoughts

00:09:53.260 on this gentleman

00:09:54.240 and his show.

00:09:55.040 Okay. 1.00

00:09:55.500 I think he's dumb. 1.00

00:09:57.360 Yes. 1.00

00:09:57.880 And I want to show you

00:09:59.600 why I think that first off

00:10:00.740 and you tell me

00:10:01.720 I was looking at his rumble page

00:10:03.120 just trying to get a sense

00:10:04.580 of what this show

00:10:05.180 is supposed to be

00:10:05.900 and it says,

00:10:06.920 Description,

00:10:07.960 good morning.

00:10:09.220 It's spelled with a U.

00:10:10.640 Daily show with Raven.

00:10:12.040 Come get your timeline cleansed.

00:10:14.000 Did he misspell this on purpose?

00:10:15.740 Yeah.

00:10:16.060 So good morning

00:10:17.000 is a,

00:10:17.840 this is from a meme.

00:10:19.760 Some black lady came on 1.00

00:10:21.140 and she was saying 0.55

00:10:21.980 that when white people say

00:10:24.040 good morning, 0.57

00:10:24.840 it's actually racist.

00:10:26.060 It's a euphemism

00:10:26.880 for the N word.

00:10:28.320 So he says,

00:10:29.720 good.

00:10:30.260 It's an inside joke.

00:10:31.000 Yeah.

00:10:31.220 Good morning.

00:10:31.940 And it's like a morning,

00:10:33.380 but he screams it at the people

00:10:34.800 and the people scream it back

00:10:36.000 at him in all caps.

00:10:37.940 It's,

00:10:38.080 it's very disturbing,

00:10:38.880 but it's,

00:10:39.240 it's a racist epithet

00:10:40.760 is what he's turned it into.

00:10:42.060 And he's only on rumble.

00:10:43.180 I would imagine,

00:10:43.740 right?

00:10:43.860 With this type of content.

00:10:44.980 Yeah.

00:10:45.360 He,

00:10:45.820 well,

00:10:45.960 he was on YouTube

00:10:46.900 and was swiftly kicked off 0.98

00:10:48.660 and he's also too retarded 0.96

00:10:49.840 to do an audio feed 0.98

00:10:51.060 for some reason.

00:10:51.660 So it's just rumble.

00:10:53.240 That's where it lives.

00:10:54.000 Just,

00:10:54.280 just this rumble.

00:10:55.100 Okay.

00:10:55.680 Well,

00:10:56.320 as most recent episode,

00:10:57.620 uh,

00:10:58.020 didn't start out so good.

00:10:59.780 He was a shot out of the cannon,

00:11:01.820 ready to go,

00:11:02.460 ready to start the show.

00:11:03.360 He just forgot to turn

00:11:04.580 the microphone on.

00:11:06.320 And so here you see him

00:11:07.940 chatting away.

00:11:09.420 His music bed's coming up.

00:11:11.420 It's got that underneath him.

00:11:14.840 And he interacted with this chat nonstop.

00:11:18.080 That's all the show is.

00:11:19.020 I don't understand what,

00:11:20.420 yeah,

00:11:20.560 it's all the show is.

00:11:21.120 It's just him talking to the chat.

00:11:22.320 So I'm not sure why he doesn't recognize

00:11:25.160 that there's no sound coming out

00:11:28.520 when that's all anyone is telling him.

00:11:30.060 Just plugging merch in.

00:11:31.780 Yeah.

00:11:32.120 He's plugging his merch.

00:11:32.900 Go to the website.

00:11:33.740 Hey,

00:11:33.940 check it out.

00:11:34.320 We got new hats.

00:11:35.380 Honestly,

00:11:35.800 the show is better this way.

00:11:37.760 And as,

00:11:38.360 as somebody who is his co-host,

00:11:39.780 I hear this guy talk for probably,

00:11:41.760 man,

00:11:42.620 we do sometimes we'll do two episodes a day,

00:11:44.620 five days a week or something like that

00:11:45.980 of Nephilim death squad. 1.00

00:11:47.000 And I got to hear this motherfucker's voice 1.00

00:11:48.540 constantly. 1.00

00:11:50.180 So,

00:11:50.380 yeah.

00:11:50.480 So it's nice when it's,

00:11:51.340 the mic is turned off.

00:11:52.320 It's a relief.

00:11:53.100 Change of pace.

00:11:53.700 Yeah.

00:11:54.420 Well,

00:11:54.720 it's also hard when you do a show all by yourself.

00:11:56.820 Like everyone needs a producer.

00:11:58.320 I producer Chris here.

00:11:59.500 And what he'll do is he'll go,

00:12:00.520 Hey Carl,

00:12:00.720 did you hit record?

00:12:01.360 Oh yeah,

00:12:01.780 no,

00:12:01.960 I didn't.

00:12:02.540 Let me do that.

00:12:03.420 It's like really helpful stuff.

00:12:05.780 But he finally,

00:12:06.660 Hey Carl, 1.00

00:12:07.000 shit melting down. 1.00

00:12:08.620 He finally figures out that his mic is off. 0.99

00:12:11.860 If you look in the upper corner there,

00:12:14.000 you see that there.

00:12:14.900 So he has a weekly goal.

00:12:16.280 He wants to make $600 on super chats.

00:12:18.740 And so this is why he can't,

00:12:20.020 can't afford a producer,

00:12:21.820 which is why the show is in the shape that it's in.

00:12:23.820 It's really one of these things of like the snake eating itself.

00:12:26.260 You know,

00:12:26.440 it's like,

00:12:26.740 what's going to come first,

00:12:27.780 the producer or quality.

00:12:29.460 And none ever comes, 1.00

00:12:31.000 but people still watch this shit. 1.00

00:12:32.780 And I don't know why. 1.00

00:12:34.320 How long has this been on the air?

00:12:36.200 Um,

00:12:37.000 TLC.

00:12:37.840 This is episode one 74 or something like that.

00:12:39.980 Yeah.

00:12:40.340 And he restarted at one point.

00:12:41.920 So he's been doing this for quite a while,

00:12:43.520 two years,

00:12:44.080 maybe.

00:12:45.100 All right.

00:12:45.320 So this is him,

00:12:45.840 uh,

00:12:46.220 recognizing that he hasn't been making any noise yet.

00:12:50.380 Wow.

00:12:53.320 That's incredible. 0.99

00:12:56.620 175 fucking episodes into this show. 0.99

00:13:00.220 And I just did five minutes worth of an intro. 0.99

00:13:13.280 Holy. 1.00

00:13:16.440 Shit. 1.00

00:13:18.560 Well, 1.00

00:13:18.920 that's depressing.

00:13:19.500 I,

00:13:19.600 it seemed like he was really cooking too.

00:13:21.320 Probably had a lot of interesting things to say.

00:13:22.980 He's promoting the Patreon and everything,

00:13:24.920 but,

00:13:26.120 uh,

00:13:26.960 he does this thing with the roll call.

00:13:28.780 We're going to call everyone out.

00:13:30.320 Is there watching him,

00:13:31.220 which I've always found annoying.

00:13:32.640 I don't think there's any place for that,

00:13:33.800 but whatever,

00:13:34.380 that's what he does.

00:13:35.160 Uh,

00:13:35.520 but then we find out that,

00:13:36.620 no,

00:13:36.720 actually he wasn't doing a good job with the intro.

00:13:38.400 Anyway, 1.00

00:13:38.680 fuck all that. 0.99

00:13:40.200 Not getting back into it, 1.00

00:13:41.280 guys.

00:13:41.660 I'm not going to do the intro again.

00:13:42.760 Some of you said that it looked like I was cooking.

00:13:44.360 I wasn't cooking.

00:13:45.140 Actually, 0.99

00:13:45.480 I fumbled the fucking bag as soon as the stuff dude. 1.00

00:13:48.800 Holy shit. 1.00

00:13:51.060 Holy shit. 1.00

00:13:51.760 Let's just issue some racist. 1.00

00:13:53.660 Good mornings,

00:13:54.300 uh,

00:13:55.060 and, 1.00

00:13:55.480 and move on with our fucking lives. 1.00

00:13:56.680 Agreed. 1.00

00:13:58.320 Agreed.

00:13:58.760 Uh,

00:13:59.060 a very racist. 0.97

00:13:59.980 Good morning with the hardest of ours to all the dangerous retards in the 1.00

00:14:02.880 chat.

00:14:03.220 Shout out,

00:14:03.660 Mr.

00:14:03.940 Poop bag.

00:14:04.460 Great pilled podcast.

00:14:05.400 Good to see that Jules is still alive.

00:14:06.860 Emily is also here.

00:14:09.620 Yes.

00:14:10.100 I don't,

00:14:10.420 I don't understand the roll call thing.

00:14:12.460 Can you explain this?

00:14:13.160 I see so many guys do this or they have to feel like they have to make

00:14:15.520 everyone feel welcomed.

00:14:16.660 This is the problem.

00:14:17.460 This is what,

00:14:17.760 this is what I'm running into.

00:14:18.720 So these people that he's talking to were,

00:14:21.060 they're fans of top lobster before they knew of David Lee Corbo.

00:14:25.200 And now he's,

00:14:26.300 he's created,

00:14:27.040 he's fostered this environment in which he speaks to them.

00:14:30.060 And he's stolen them from you.

00:14:31.860 I don't, 1.00

00:14:32.200 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:14:32.820 Take them. 1.00

00:14:33.300 Could he,

00:14:33.540 could he turn them against you at some point?

00:14:36.200 I guess maybe,

00:14:37.320 but it wouldn't even matter.

00:14:38.680 Here's what they,

00:14:39.300 what he's,

00:14:39.600 what he's done is he's stolen.

00:14:40.980 Well,

00:14:41.100 I guess he's stolen them in a way.

00:14:42.200 It doesn't matter.

00:14:43.120 He's fostered this environment in which they think they have a voice that

00:14:47.080 they can talk to me.

00:14:47.960 I have the mic.

00:14:48.960 This is a,

00:14:49.420 this is a $400 microphone.

00:14:51.100 I went out,

00:14:51.600 I bought this. 1.00

00:14:52.200 I bought my fucking $700 roadcaster. 0.99

00:14:54.640 There is a barrier of entry here, 1.00

00:14:56.460 baby to talk to me.

00:14:57.920 Okay.

00:14:58.420 Exactly.

00:14:58.700 $1,100.

00:14:59.820 Exactly.

00:15:00.420 $1,100 and a stream yard link.

00:15:03.420 So another 45 a month,

00:15:05.080 if you're on the cheap side.

00:15:06.320 And,

00:15:06.820 uh,

00:15:07.640 now they've,

00:15:08.420 it's been a couple of times.

00:15:09.580 They come out of pocket at me and I had to put them back in place.

00:15:12.360 Emily specifically.

00:15:13.180 These are people now that I know they come up,

00:15:15.540 they show up to the live shows. 1.00

00:15:16.960 They talk shit to us. 1.00

00:15:18.180 They're front row talking to us. 1.00

00:15:20.140 Like they know me.

00:15:21.460 And I look at David and I go,

00:15:23.160 David, 1.00

00:15:23.480 the fuck is going on here? 1.00

00:15:24.800 These are plebs. 1.00

00:15:25.620 These are our pay pigs. 1.00

00:15:26.720 They're here to watch only like children. 1.00

00:15:29.040 Yes.

00:15:29.500 To give money.

00:15:30.160 Right.

00:15:30.500 To be seen,

00:15:31.100 not heard.

00:15:32.080 Give me your money.

00:15:33.400 Enjoy the content or don't.

00:15:34.780 Who cares?

00:15:35.440 But because of this show,

00:15:36.500 he's addressing them directly.

00:15:37.700 He's calling them by name.

00:15:39.020 There is a dialogue between creator and,

00:15:41.720 and viewer,

00:15:43.080 which is almost,

00:15:44.140 it's a no,

00:15:44.700 no,

00:15:45.260 which I've learned.

00:15:46.000 Social relationship that,

00:15:47.380 uh,

00:15:47.600 yeah,

00:15:47.760 it's not good.

00:15:48.460 Not good for either party involved.

00:15:50.180 And he's encouraging this.

00:15:51.420 It's, 1.00

00:15:52.060 it's garbage. 1.00

00:15:52.840 It's low class behavior, 1.00

00:15:54.080 really.

00:15:54.880 And I,

00:15:55.280 I try to tell him this,

00:15:57.080 but he just,

00:15:58.740 David is,

00:15:59.220 is very much the opposite of me in,

00:16:01.800 uh,

00:16:02.300 intelligent and not very well-spoken.

00:16:04.680 Right.

00:16:05.020 Well,

00:16:05.160 no,

00:16:05.280 he's probably more well-spoken than I am.

00:16:07.260 But I mean like the opposite,

00:16:08.320 like personality wise,

00:16:09.620 where,

00:16:09.980 um,

00:16:10.740 I'm laid back.

00:16:11.620 I'm wearing,

00:16:11.880 like I'm always wearing,

00:16:12.620 actually you quote him on a day where he's wearing a normal t-shirt,

00:16:15.140 but the guy is usually wearing like bright sunglasses,

00:16:17.840 all these rings,

00:16:19.740 a loud t-shirt that's open with the tank top underneath during the summertime.

00:16:23.400 He'll,

00:16:23.820 he'll dye his hair bleach blonde.

00:16:25.900 And I am a very low key guy.

00:16:28.280 You saw me at the,

00:16:29.520 at your event.

00:16:30.200 I kind of show up also a great event.

00:16:31.860 I,

00:16:32.180 if,

00:16:32.360 if you guys are in Vegas,

00:16:33.240 you guys should show up.

00:16:34.300 Um,

00:16:35.120 what's his name is going to be there again.

00:16:36.300 Uh,

00:16:37.600 producer Chris,

00:16:38.920 producer Chris will be there.

00:16:41.620 No,

00:16:41.900 I forget his name.

00:16:42.740 Uh,

00:16:43.180 Jesus with the, 0.70

00:16:43.920 with the puppet,

00:16:44.600 uh,

00:16:44.960 and the potato.

00:16:46.260 Tookie.

00:16:46.760 Yes.

00:16:47.160 Tookie.

00:16:47.560 Tookie.

00:16:49.380 What's his face.

00:16:50.680 Yeah.

00:16:51.420 They were great.

00:16:52.080 I was hanging out backstage.

00:16:53.000 I'm very bad with names.

00:16:53.820 Anyway,

00:16:54.080 show up to there.

00:16:54.660 Um,

00:16:57.280 sorry.

00:16:57.600 What were you saying?

00:16:58.720 No.

00:16:59.060 So what he's done is he's ruined these people because now they think they're part of the show.

00:17:03.020 Cause they watch his show and they're like communicating with him throughout the thing.

00:17:05.760 Correct.

00:17:05.980 And then you guys do a live show.

00:17:06.760 It was just like,

00:17:07.020 Oh,

00:17:07.120 I'm going to go and communicate with a Raven throughout the show.

00:17:09.480 It's like,

00:17:09.640 no,

00:17:09.780 no,

00:17:09.900 no,

00:17:09.980 that's not what this is.

00:17:10.920 This is why there's a stage and a microphone. 0.91

00:17:12.940 You know,

00:17:13.160 you hear the comics with the joke.

00:17:14.620 I'm sorry.

00:17:15.060 We didn't bring microphones for everyone today.

00:17:16.780 So you're just going to have to listen.

00:17:19.660 During a live event,

00:17:20.780 they step forward to talk to us as if it's like a live chat.

00:17:24.160 And it's like,

00:17:24.520 I'm like,

00:17:24.740 this is very disruptive.

00:17:25.580 Then I have to be the adult in the room and tell him, 1.00

00:17:27.820 shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:17:29.260 And then I look at Dave and I say, 0.99

00:17:30.440 see what you made me do.

00:17:31.780 Like you made me do this to our children.

00:17:34.080 It's just not a good look,

00:17:35.120 but this is what he's fostered.

00:17:36.340 And he continues to foster. 1.00

00:17:37.500 And it's going to be a shit show going forward. 1.00

00:17:39.980 Well, 1.00

00:17:40.160 I'm surprised that he has this following because he says some really dumb 0.99

00:17:44.460 things. 0.98

00:17:44.860 I want to play you an example of that.

00:17:47.420 Boom,

00:17:47.800 boom.

00:17:48.120 Let's see. 1.00

00:17:48.400 Schrodinger's fucker. 1.00

00:17:49.000 He says, 1.00

00:17:49.420 had to,

00:17:49.900 had to run a five mile through the fog in North Carolina yesterday.

00:17:53.840 Oh,

00:17:54.000 good for you though. 0.98

00:17:54.640 That's fucking awesome. 0.99

00:17:55.340 You run marathons. 0.99

00:17:56.600 Is that,

00:17:57.160 is that a five mile run?

00:18:00.360 Is that a,

00:18:01.200 a half marathon?

00:18:03.200 Oh, 0.98

00:18:03.860 retard alert, 0.97

00:18:05.600 retard alert class. 0.99

00:18:07.080 Yeah.

00:18:07.840 You ever see those bumper stickers that just have the number five on them?

00:18:10.560 On all the cars?

00:18:11.500 Those are people running half marathons.

00:18:14.240 Wow.

00:18:15.160 That's pretty,

00:18:17.100 everyone knows it's 26.2,

00:18:19.980 13.1,

00:18:20.800 right?

00:18:22.100 It's embarrassing.

00:18:23.120 And it's like,

00:18:23.580 I mean,

00:18:25.060 this is again,

00:18:25.880 I love them.

00:18:26.480 I really do love them,

00:18:27.340 but this is really the most that we'll do in life.

00:18:30.120 He'll do in life is like podcaster because you don't really need to know much.

00:18:33.400 You just kind of have to float by and he's doing a good job at it.

00:18:36.960 I think he's doing a terrible job.

00:18:38.700 So he calls himself a conspiracy theorist.

00:18:41.820 Yes.

00:18:42.140 That's how he describes himself.

00:18:43.820 He'll say throughout my years as a conspiracy theorist,

00:18:46.400 blah,

00:18:46.520 blah,

00:18:46.620 blah,

00:18:46.840 blah.

00:18:47.420 And what you want to say is that you're a truth seeker or you're uncovering,

00:18:52.900 I don't call yourself conspiracy theorist because then you don't have a lot of credibility.

00:18:55.880 It's like,

00:18:56.300 Oh,

00:18:56.420 there's a guy who just believes everything that they hear.

00:18:58.320 We're going to see examples of that,

00:19:00.020 but he also does another thing wrong where he doesn't speak from a place of authority.

00:19:04.580 So if you're going to listen to like Alex Jones,

00:19:06.420 I'm going to listen to him and how the lizard people are running the world. 1.00

00:19:11.420 And he's the way he says it.

00:19:12.680 I'm like,

00:19:12.900 I think he believes this.

00:19:14.260 So maybe he's right.

00:19:15.680 But unfortunately Raven's not like that. 0.99

00:19:18.540 Let me,

00:19:18.940 let me,

00:19:19.160 I haven't watched this.

00:19:19.820 Let's watch this together.

00:19:28.500 LA is covered in, 0.79

00:19:29.760 in fog or smog.

00:19:31.120 I don't know that that's so strange.

00:19:32.640 I just know that once again,

00:19:35.020 we're getting inundated with fog here in Florida and it's also February.

00:19:42.200 So I think there's kind of a little bit of a respiratory thing going around.

00:19:46.660 Um,

00:19:47.060 but people are drawing this correlation between the fog and this sickness that people have been getting.

00:19:52.540 But I go,

00:19:53.340 if the fog wasn't here,

00:19:54.420 it's still February.

00:19:55.920 We would still probably be getting a little bit under the weather.

00:19:59.040 Um,

00:20:00.580 and I,

00:20:02.820 I don't know.

00:20:03.320 I don't know if,

00:20:04.260 yeah,

00:20:04.400 Amen rat says it's the season for fog.

00:20:06.320 I never really paid attention.

00:20:08.300 So they're talking about this fog and what is this doing?

00:20:11.960 It's creating this illness and respiratory issues.

00:20:14.720 And they're showing the LA fog.

00:20:16.700 And he's even like,

00:20:17.860 not sure if that's normal for LA or not.

00:20:21.640 And goes on to say that,

00:20:23.420 yeah,

00:20:23.520 it is foggy in Florida.

00:20:25.480 And was it last year too?

00:20:27.160 And I,

00:20:28.000 I don't remember noticing this.

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00:21:57.680 But maybe that's because it was happening,

00:22:02.660 but there wasn't a conspiracy theory attached to it. 0.98

00:22:04.880 So I just didn't pay any mind because otherwise it's just fucking fog. 0.97

00:22:08.280 Right? 0.98

00:22:09.060 Right.

00:22:11.000 I wouldn't remember if it was foggy last year.

00:22:13.320 Correct.

00:22:14.160 We are.

00:22:14.560 So I have one more clip from this package.

00:22:16.120 And this just sums up the show for me.

00:22:18.340 This really explains it all.

00:22:20.420 I don't know.

00:22:21.200 I don't know how to,

00:22:22.060 how to,

00:22:22.620 you know,

00:22:23.820 think about this.

00:22:25.520 Right.

00:22:25.960 I can tell I'm not the one who brought it up by the way you are.

00:22:29.340 So we are,

00:22:31.400 we are conspiracy theorists.

00:22:32.800 I do consider myself a conspiracy theorist.

00:22:35.740 David is a conspiracy theorist that will,

00:22:38.520 if you present it to him,

00:22:40.620 he's like,

00:22:41.360 yeah.

00:22:41.680 And he's off and running with it,

00:22:43.240 presenting it on now what is becoming a larger,

00:22:45.880 like a growing audience,

00:22:47.900 which is actually,

00:22:48.880 I find it to be hilarious.

00:22:50.580 I think it's,

00:22:51.120 I think we need more of that,

00:22:52.160 just more lies and misinformation all throughout.

00:22:55.960 The media.

00:22:56.440 I look at,

00:22:56.840 look at Chris rolling his eyes.

00:22:57.900 I'm sorry,

00:22:58.380 Chris.

00:22:58.960 It is.

00:22:59.760 This is what I do,

00:23:00.720 man.

00:23:00.940 You don't follow me on Twitter.

00:23:01.820 They call me the father of misinformation.

00:23:04.220 And I do it on purpose.

00:23:05.360 If you can't see through it,

00:23:06.340 that's your fault,

00:23:06.940 baby.

00:23:07.780 It's not my fault.

00:23:08.960 So you think that's what he's trying to do is spread misinformation.

00:23:11.620 Is he trying to get to the truth?

00:23:12.660 No,

00:23:13.020 he believes it.

00:23:14.300 Okay.

00:23:14.580 Yeah.

00:23:14.760 Cause here's a great example.

00:23:16.380 I think this is hilarious.

00:23:17.460 So he reads this headline and this is a pretty big deal.

00:23:21.480 If it's true.

00:23:22.780 Um,

00:23:23.200 okay.

00:23:23.440 I got a couple more videos to get through and,

00:23:26.020 Oh,

00:23:26.080 this is fun.

00:23:27.260 This isn't even a video that I had to get to.

00:23:28.560 Actually,

00:23:28.740 that's it. 1.00

00:23:29.040 I just wanted to show you this shit. 1.00

00:23:30.320 Isn't this fucking hilarious? 1.00

00:23:32.020 Here we are. 0.98

00:23:33.160 February 2nd,

00:23:33.820 2025.

00:23:34.940 This is fact check.

00:23:35.840 So you know that it's real CIA report confirms COVID was a bio.

00:23:40.400 It was bioengineered by the Pentagon in 2017. 0.98

00:23:43.620 I don't know if there's a fucking, 0.96

00:23:45.220 let's see if we can find the article. 0.98

00:23:47.980 Maybe we could read it a little bit. 0.99

00:23:49.400 I know that's gay. 1.00

00:23:50.140 I don't like reading and we don't like articles, 0.68

00:23:51.780 but I do want to see about this.

00:23:53.760 Yeah.

00:23:54.140 I think,

00:23:54.380 I think that one you might want to look up.

00:23:56.140 It seems like kind of a big deal of,

00:23:57.460 if that's the case.

00:23:58.640 I just,

00:23:59.040 I love these.

00:23:59.420 Like,

00:23:59.580 I don't like articles on this show.

00:24:00.900 I sure don't like reading.

00:24:02.420 They're going to give you all the news.

00:24:03.720 There's a group of probably 200 people now that have their own group chat.

00:24:07.920 And this is where they literally get their news from.

00:24:10.460 They just share,

00:24:11.320 they don't even share this article.

00:24:12.540 They share this clip of him doing a video on this article and that's their news.

00:24:17.400 So welcome.

00:24:18.360 And they believe that that's true then.

00:24:19.500 Oh yeah.

00:24:20.040 They love it.

00:24:20.680 And it's great.

00:24:21.360 Okay.

00:24:22.040 Because right after that,

00:24:23.500 I thought this was pretty funny.

00:24:25.560 Updated assessment on the COVID-19 origins.

00:24:28.600 Give me one second.

00:24:29.440 There's something from the BBC.

00:24:30.580 This is March,

00:24:31.300 2003.

00:24:32.620 Maybe this isn't even real. 0.99

00:24:33.520 Maybe I just read you guys some shit. 0.99

00:24:34.840 That's not fucking real. 0.99

00:24:37.140 Updated assessment. 0.98

00:24:39.900 No,

00:24:40.240 I don't know where this guy would have gotten this article.

00:24:41.800 If anybody finds it,

00:24:42.560 send me the link.

00:24:43.100 We'll pull it up.

00:24:43.620 But otherwise I'm going to keep going.

00:24:45.560 So if he reads this thing,

00:24:47.200 that would be like a huge deal.

00:24:49.380 That'd make really big news.

00:24:50.840 And he goes,

00:24:51.280 you know what?

00:24:51.580 I should see if this is actually,

00:24:53.000 there's an article about this somewhere.

00:24:54.560 Does a Google search.

00:24:55.400 He goes,

00:24:55.820 yeah,

00:24:55.980 this is probably all made up.

00:24:57.120 It looks like,

00:24:58.020 I guess I got nothing.

00:24:59.060 Let me ask you though.

00:25:00.380 Like,

00:25:01.620 is this not the same journalistic integrity that we get with pretty much any other mainstream media news or whatever was the mainstream media?

00:25:09.520 Mainstream is worse because they have an agenda.

00:25:12.040 So at least,

00:25:13.160 you know, 1.00

00:25:13.420 they're all just making shit up. 1.00

00:25:14.920 But, 1.00

00:25:15.140 you know,

00:25:15.680 at least this guy's just having fun with it.

00:25:17.380 Yeah.

00:25:17.800 That's that's perhaps that's the problem.

00:25:19.440 There is no agenda.

00:25:20.340 Like if he,

00:25:21.420 if he aimed it somewhere,

00:25:23.220 it would be a little more effective.

00:25:24.780 So he does a thing very similar to steel toe.

00:25:28.320 Now,

00:25:28.840 what Aaron Imholt does on steel toe on Fridays is you pay him money and then he'll watch whatever video you send him.

00:25:36.440 It's like rumble Friday or something like that.

00:25:38.900 And it's brilliant because people give you money and they give you all the content material you need to run this show.

00:25:44.200 This is how this show works.

00:25:45.840 TLC.

00:25:46.480 It's,

00:25:46.560 it's only that it's just fan submission.

00:25:48.460 They send him,

00:25:49.440 which is why it goes off the rails. 0.99

00:25:50.660 It's mostly black people fighting each other and murder videos. 0.98

00:25:53.340 And every so often you'll get a conspiracy and propaganda. 0.99

00:25:56.940 Right.

00:25:57.540 Well,

00:25:57.840 he's looking for something that he wants to show everyone.

00:26:00.540 And I wonder how you feel about this top lobster,

00:26:03.820 because he goes into his Twitter DMs.

00:26:06.420 It's he's sharing on the screen and is scrolling through the conversation that you two have.

00:26:10.700 Perfect.

00:26:11.320 Over DM for the,

00:26:13.000 the,

00:26:13.320 I know this is probably reading into things too much,

00:26:16.260 but I think we're getting into the,

00:26:19.640 where is it?

00:26:21.120 Boom,

00:26:21.300 boom,

00:26:21.500 boom.

00:26:22.020 Have you heard the good news?

00:26:24.580 Oh,

00:26:24.740 dude,

00:26:24.920 that was such a banger. 1.00

00:26:25.680 Fucking crack. 1.00

00:26:26.240 Amico dropped another. 1.00

00:26:28.500 Show him at all.

00:26:29.380 I can't find either way.

00:26:32.220 The language that this guy was using Elon Musk the other day.

00:26:36.720 He used the phrase wood chipper.

00:26:40.140 Now,

00:26:40.960 do you find that offensive at all that?

00:26:43.500 This guy is just going through and scrolling through all of your private conversations.

00:26:47.300 At first,

00:26:47.980 at first,

00:26:48.840 yes,

00:26:49.120 but it's become to the point where like,

00:26:50.440 I just,

00:26:50.980 I only message him on a need to know basis.

00:26:53.560 That's it.

00:26:54.040 Like,

00:26:54.440 so if you,

00:26:54.860 if you slow down and see what I said here,

00:26:56.580 I already emailed this dude.

00:26:57.920 I can do 1230.

00:26:58.760 It's like,

00:26:59.140 this is just business,

00:27:00.140 but nothing to do with our financials or anything like that.

00:27:02.780 It's just like,

00:27:03.120 cause I'm like, 0.99

00:27:03.400 I know you're retarded. 1.00

00:27:04.140 And I know most likely you're going to show this on stream or to somebody. 0.97

00:27:08.060 So it's just like one word answers or very simple things.

00:27:11.780 He calls me.

00:27:12.760 I love David.

00:27:13.460 Now again,

00:27:13.980 like with Toad,

00:27:14.680 same thing.

00:27:15.280 Wouldn't do a show with these guys if I didn't love him.

00:27:17.060 He calls me like seven times a day to tell me about nothing.

00:27:20.220 He's like,

00:27:20.420 have you seen all the egg symbolism in the news?

00:27:22.880 And I'm like,

00:27:23.460 what do you mean egg symbols?

00:27:24.420 And he's just,

00:27:24.840 he's just on about all the Orphic egg and,

00:27:26.720 and the egg with the Superbowl.

00:27:28.100 And there's an egg shortage and someone stole a hundred thousand eggs.

00:27:30.320 And he's like,

00:27:30.620 it's all about Aleister Crowley.

00:27:31.740 I'm like,

00:27:31.940 all right,

00:27:32.160 David.

00:27:32.480 All right.

00:27:32.740 I got to go.

00:27:33.520 I got kids over here,

00:27:34.320 but write it down.

00:27:36.080 Get back to me later.

00:27:38.200 So do you ever like sit down and go,

00:27:39.860 Oh,

00:27:40.100 tell me about the eggs.

00:27:41.260 Tell me about the symbolism that's going on.

00:27:43.060 Like actually engage with them.

00:27:44.280 Does it like,

00:27:44.740 why does he keep calling you if you don't encourage it?

00:27:46.960 So we do,

00:27:47.660 we do a conspiracy show and sometimes he's onto stuff.

00:27:50.660 And sometimes I'm like,

00:27:51.500 there's something there.

00:27:52.480 I'm going to look into that.

00:27:53.600 There's a recent thing.

00:27:54.500 We're onto this guy,

00:27:55.400 Andrzej Puharic.

00:27:56.840 He's the,

00:27:57.340 uh,

00:27:58.120 have you ever heard of the term,

00:27:59.280 the term tinfoil hat?

00:28:01.140 Of course.

00:28:01.840 Okay.

00:28:02.100 That comes from a guy that had a radio chip implanted in his head.

00:28:06.260 And he was in a mental facility and he put tinfoil around his head to stop these radio waves.

00:28:12.320 Everyone thought he was crazy,

00:28:13.300 but really what it was is that he had some kind of operation done on him by this guy,

00:28:18.000 Andrzej Puharic,

00:28:19.140 which was like a,

00:28:20.060 he's not even CIA.

00:28:21.080 He's just like black ops and stuff.

00:28:23.160 He's,

00:28:23.360 he's out there doing a lot of strange things.

00:28:25.640 So David brought him up to me and we've been,

00:28:28.420 I'm like, 0.92

00:28:28.620 this is really fucking interesting. 0.93

00:28:29.740 When you look into this guy, 0.97

00:28:30.700 he's like,

00:28:31.600 he's developed something called the spirit calm,

00:28:33.420 which is like this,

00:28:34.640 I don't know.

00:28:34.860 It's like a telephone box where people claim that they could speak to the other side.

00:28:38.180 Very interesting stuff.

00:28:39.080 So things like that,

00:28:39.840 that come up,

00:28:40.240 I say,

00:28:40.500 all right,

00:28:40.760 David,

00:28:41.300 you're onto something,

00:28:42.080 but you see,

00:28:42.520 look,

00:28:42.620 look at your fans,

00:28:43.340 egg.

00:28:43.740 They're just saying egg,

00:28:44.720 egg,

00:28:45.260 eggs, 1.00

00:28:45.640 gay. 1.00

00:28:46.100 Yes. 0.98

00:28:46.680 It's just constant.

00:28:48.340 If you go to his Twitter page,

00:28:49.700 it's just constant like eggs,

00:28:51.240 eggs reference.

00:28:51.900 I'm like enough with the eggs.

00:28:53.000 Like, 0.98

00:28:53.100 I don't give a fuck about the eggs. 0.99

00:28:54.260 Let's talk about something else. 0.99

00:28:55.460 You have to curate this stuff a little bit for him to get them on track.

00:28:58.580 Sometimes there was a point where,

00:29:00.380 uh,

00:29:00.820 there were these African videos going around and it was like a tent,

00:29:04.140 like a teepee and it was dancing.

00:29:05.920 And he was like,

00:29:06.320 there's a supernatural dancing African teepees.

00:29:08.620 And I'm like,

00:29:09.300 let me look at that.

00:29:09.960 So I looked at the video and like,

00:29:11.000 you could see the guy's feet right under the tent.

00:29:13.040 This is not,

00:29:13.580 he doesn't look real closely at this stuff.

00:29:16.520 No,

00:29:16.920 he just goes back.

00:29:17.620 He has to delete like 10 tweets because he's just claiming.

00:29:21.680 Well,

00:29:22.180 all right.

00:29:22.700 So that explains this next clip that I wanted to play because I thought this 0.99

00:29:26.300 shit was over. 0.99

00:29:27.360 And I'm always waiting for like, 1.00

00:29:28.740 when is this QAnon shit going to happen? 0.99

00:29:30.620 Here we go. 0.99

00:29:32.340 I haven't heard QAnon in quite some time.

00:29:34.500 I thought we'd all moved past that,

00:29:36.040 but he's still waiting for the QAnon stuff to get proven.

00:29:38.860 I will say,

00:29:39.600 I know it sounds crazy.

00:29:40.720 I don't know.

00:29:41.060 You guys are,

00:29:41.640 I'm not a believer,

00:29:42.340 but when I'm looking at a lot of the news now,

00:29:45.020 I'm like,

00:29:45.740 even I'm like,

00:29:46.460 with QAnon,

00:29:47.600 I was like, 0.95

00:29:47.800 this is retarded. 1.00

00:29:48.660 These people are gay retards. 1.00

00:29:50.300 But now that I'm looking at what's happening and I'm like, 1.00

00:29:53.120 holy shit. 0.98

00:29:53.700 Like, 0.99

00:29:54.200 I can't believe that they're going to be justified at some point.

00:29:57.680 Like they're about to release the Epstein client list.

00:29:59.780 I'm like,

00:30:00.560 are they?

00:30:01.380 Yeah,

00:30:01.660 dude,

00:30:01.940 with the JFK files and the MLK files.

00:30:04.440 That's exciting.

00:30:05.040 I am excited about that.

00:30:06.200 But,

00:30:06.420 um,

00:30:06.760 I don't know everything there is to know about QAnon.

00:30:08.820 I'm sure there was a lot of truth in a lot of the stuff because there's a lot of child molesters who are running the world.

00:30:14.580 But,

00:30:14.980 uh,

00:30:15.260 then they got into like JFK Jr.

00:30:17.620 never died and he was going to come back and become the president.

00:30:20.440 You're like,

00:30:20.660 okay,

00:30:20.940 I mean,

00:30:21.160 guys,

00:30:21.820 you see how it's kind of spiraling out of control here.

00:30:24.100 It gets super goofy,

00:30:25.520 but the stuff that is,

00:30:27.180 uh,

00:30:27.840 that is legit.

00:30:29.200 It's,

00:30:29.680 it seems like it's coming to fruition now,

00:30:31.740 which is like,

00:30:32.700 but it's,

00:30:33.040 it's just going to,

00:30:33.920 uh,

00:30:34.520 embolden these people.

00:30:35.540 So we're going to get a lot of truth.

00:30:37.620 Oh,

00:30:37.880 it's going to be insufferable.

00:30:39.280 Exactly.

00:30:39.980 And I want the Epstein list to come out,

00:30:41.740 but you're right.

00:30:42.220 It's going to be nonstop.

00:30:43.260 I told you so.

00:30:44.680 It's even worse than that.

00:30:45.880 It's going to go.

00:30:46.340 Oh, 1.00

00:30:46.680 fuck. 1.00

00:30:47.420 Cause then you're going to say, 1.00

00:30:48.840 I'm going to say shit like, 0.99

00:30:49.900 listen, 1.00

00:30:50.320 you were right. 0.91

00:30:50.920 Like these guys are pedophiles at the highest levels and they're going to go, 0.91

00:30:54.300 they're keeping JFK on a med bed. 0.97

00:30:56.520 His head is splattered,

00:30:57.320 but it's getting put together through like,

00:30:58.820 you know, 0.97

00:30:59.100 Tesla waves and shit. 0.84

00:30:59.980 I'm like, 0.99

00:31:00.300 some of it. 1.00

00:31:01.960 Damn it. 1.00

00:31:02.420 Yeah. 1.00

00:31:02.740 So it's coming back to listen to you.

00:31:04.300 Cause you were right about something. 1.00

00:31:05.800 Fuck. 1.00

00:31:06.360 That's how you're taking some victory labs, 1.00

00:31:08.100 Carl.

00:31:08.580 I sure have.

00:31:10.600 Um,

00:31:11.060 Oh,

00:31:11.380 this is,

00:31:12.100 this is funny.

00:31:12.660 Learn something new during this episode.

00:31:16.900 Uh, 0.97

00:31:17.340 my black old lady is a crazy cat lady. 1.00

00:31:19.560 That's cool. 0.98

00:31:20.260 Okay,

00:31:20.560 cool.

00:31:20.960 Cool. 0.90

00:31:21.400 So maybe black people do like cats. 1.00

00:31:23.340 Yeah. 0.99

00:31:24.680 Black people maybe do like cats. 1.00

00:31:26.520 This is another thing about David that you need to know. 0.99

00:31:28.820 Uh,

00:31:29.000 he suffers from chronic,

00:31:30.900 chronic toxoplasmosis.

00:31:32.740 He's,

00:31:33.280 uh,

00:31:33.680 he's got two cats and he's like just un,

00:31:36.220 unhealthily obsessed with them.

00:31:37.960 So I think this could contribute to why he's the way he is like,

00:31:42.580 uh,

00:31:43.160 Macaulay Culkin has it.

00:31:44.180 And it,

00:31:44.660 it,

00:31:44.820 apparently it makes you more entrepreneurial,

00:31:47.060 more willing to take risks,

00:31:48.380 more willing to do a meaningless show like this or two hours at a clip.

00:31:52.580 But less likely to leave the house.

00:31:54.500 Less likely to leave your cats.

00:31:56.800 Right.

00:31:57.760 Uh,

00:31:58.200 this is,

00:31:58.680 um,

00:31:59.040 something I haven't seen in the podcast we reviewed in quite some time,

00:32:01.680 although I have seen this before.

00:32:04.420 Um, 0.98

00:32:05.000 maybe we will put a song on so I can go evacuate my butt. 0.98

00:32:08.160 Um, 0.99

00:32:11.600 all right,

00:32:11.900 let's see real quick.

00:32:12.780 We'll,

00:32:12.980 we'll,

00:32:13.200 we'll think about it.

00:32:13.920 We'll think about it.

00:32:14.460 What do I have?

00:32:15.200 Uh,

00:32:15.780 actually,

00:32:16.580 uh,

00:32:17.840 I don't want,

00:32:18.660 I know Z man sent a bunch of songs way back in the day,

00:32:21.100 but they're probably,

00:32:22.740 ah, 0.99

00:32:22.860 they're probably a fine length for making shits. 0.99

00:32:25.380 Where is Z man? 0.99

00:32:26.480 I just got to find him.

00:32:27.980 Oh my God.

00:32:29.120 I'm squeezing everything.

00:32:30.320 I'm squeezing dong to cut off the flow.

00:32:32.860 I'm clenching cheeks to keep it away from the door. 0.99

00:32:35.660 I'm a fucking disaster right now. 1.00

00:32:37.740 Where the fuck is Z man? 1.00

00:32:39.660 Big ZD, 1.00

00:32:41.260 Val,

00:32:41.540 Val core,

00:32:42.220 the wise pouncer Z man.

00:32:44.900 There he is.

00:32:45.360 Okay.

00:32:45.520 Let's see what he's got on this one.

00:32:48.680 Oh man.

00:32:49.500 I got it.

00:32:49.980 Things are not going well and I got to go very soon. 0.97

00:32:54.520 Have you ever had to a shit in the middle of your solo show before top lobster? 0.91

00:32:57.920 This is not my solo show, 0.98

00:32:59.600 but it's,

00:33:00.420 this happened to us actually last week with the guest.

00:33:02.780 Uh, 0.99

00:33:03.140 it was an older dude and he had to piss or shit or something. 0.99

00:33:05.820 And he was like, 0.99

00:33:06.360 really like,

00:33:06.980 he's like,

00:33:07.260 I got to go. 1.00

00:33:07.960 And he made it almost clear that he had to shit. 1.00

00:33:10.600 So, 1.00

00:33:11.000 uh,

00:33:11.280 we're like,

00:33:11.660 well,

00:33:11.780 what do we do?

00:33:12.400 Like we,

00:33:12.780 we vamp for a little bit and then we say,

00:33:14.220 you know what?

00:33:14.660 We're going to take a quick,

00:33:15.560 like we've never done it before,

00:33:16.580 but apparently it,

00:33:17.440 listen,

00:33:17.600 if it works for regular TV, 0.98

00:33:18.980 people don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:33:20.280 So we said, 0.99

00:33:20.860 we're going to take a quick break and we put on a,

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00:34:56.580 Went out for a little bit and came back like five minutes later.

00:34:58.860 It was actually,

00:34:59.440 you'd be surprised.

00:35:00.400 It was fine.

00:35:01.060 Yeah. 0.99

00:35:01.740 Maybe we should build some shit and cigarette breaks into this show. 1.00

00:35:06.820 Now that I think about it. 0.99

00:35:07.940 You try it. 1.00

00:35:08.700 Idiots sit here for two and a half hours straight. 1.00

00:35:11.260 This is, 1.00

00:35:11.900 when he comes back though,

00:35:12.740 I was pretty offended by this.

00:35:16.780 Oh,

00:35:17.580 that's the other thing too.

00:35:18.800 His,

00:35:19.040 whatever song list, 0.99

00:35:20.200 it just started playing music in Spanish and shit. 0.99

00:35:23.160 He had no control over it. 0.98

00:35:24.540 Cause he was gone for quite some time.

00:35:26.320 It was like eight minutes.

00:35:32.060 Japanese. 1.00

00:35:33.180 What the fuck is that? 1.00

00:35:34.360 Why does it play anime? 0.99

00:35:35.580 Anime.

00:35:37.580 When it's done.

00:35:38.440 What is that?

00:35:39.360 Hey guys,

00:35:39.840 I'm back.

00:35:40.620 Nope.

00:35:40.820 Not washing my hands.

00:35:41.620 I'm not going anywhere.

00:35:42.800 I'm not going anywhere.

00:35:43.560 If I was going somewhere,

00:35:44.320 if I was out,

00:35:44.900 maybe I'd wash my hands, 1.00

00:35:45.840 but it's my butthole. 0.99

00:35:46.920 And also, 0.99

00:35:47.240 I don't know about you guys, 0.95

00:35:48.020 but I fucking make a big, 0.94

00:35:49.260 uh, 0.98

00:35:49.680 like a wide spread of my entire hand is basically encapsulated. 0.98

00:35:54.720 I go around my hand and that's how I wipe my butt. 0.99

00:35:58.920 Exhausting. 0.99

00:35:59.540 This person,

00:36:00.340 he's,

00:36:00.720 he's just slept this week.

00:36:01.900 He was at my house and he slept over with his family.

00:36:04.100 He's just like this. 1.00

00:36:05.540 Oh shit. 1.00

00:36:06.300 Your house and not wash his hands. 1.00

00:36:07.860 Probably.

00:36:08.340 I don't know.

00:36:08.980 Offensive.

00:36:09.380 That's a fun.

00:36:10.080 Just the energy he brings constantly.

00:36:11.820 And he's also very loud.

00:36:13.020 Like,

00:36:13.460 like,

00:36:13.620 like I said,

00:36:14.000 the opposite of me,

00:36:15.100 I'm like low key. 1.00

00:36:16.440 I'll talk shit, 0.99

00:36:17.400 but like, 0.99

00:36:17.720 we'll keep it at a certain. 1.00

00:36:18.520 He's just like a fucking air horn. 1.00

00:36:20.200 And he's just very like in your face. 1.00

00:36:21.940 He's like this.

00:36:23.420 All the time.

00:36:24.520 You know what?

00:36:24.860 Producer Chris,

00:36:25.640 top lobster wasn't offended by the same thing I was offended by.

00:36:28.540 I think this guy doesn't wash his hands either.

00:36:31.040 I wash my hands.

00:36:32.420 Sometimes.

00:36:33.820 You're like,

00:36:34.440 yeah,

00:36:34.680 the guy doesn't wash his hands,

00:36:36.380 but he also is loud.

00:36:37.280 I'm like,

00:36:37.580 I can deal with some noise.

00:36:38.580 I just don't want this guy shitting up all my stuff. 1.00

00:36:40.900 Do you get shit on your fingers when you wipe your ass? 1.00

00:36:42.980 I don't. 1.00

00:36:44.520 Okay.

00:36:44.840 This is something.

00:36:45.360 I don't try to.

00:36:45.700 Let's talk about this.

00:36:46.520 I don't actively do it.

00:36:47.640 Producer Chris, 1.00

00:36:48.680 when you wipe your ass, 0.99

00:36:49.300 because this is actually a good, 1.00

00:36:50.460 a good question.

00:36:51.920 There is a barrier between,

00:36:53.500 right?

00:36:53.780 So do we need to introduce soap to this every time?

00:37:00.160 Just to be sure.

00:37:01.400 Yeah.

00:37:01.940 It's a thin enough material.

00:37:04.080 It's a thin enough material that,

00:37:05.360 yeah,

00:37:05.420 we should get some soap involved afterwards.

00:37:06.940 I'm not a big fan of pink eye.

00:37:11.980 That is true.

00:37:12.780 That is true.

00:37:13.260 Fine.

00:37:13.500 I'm going to back away from that point.

00:37:15.160 I don't know what I was trying to make there.

00:37:16.660 Forget I said that.

00:37:17.740 I'm still hung up on that he stepped over with his entire family.

00:37:21.500 Oh,

00:37:21.640 yeah.

00:37:21.960 Yeah.

00:37:22.140 His wife,

00:37:22.400 because his wife is friends with my wife and we run a business together,

00:37:25.800 basically.

00:37:26.120 So he has a kid around my kid's age. 1.00

00:37:28.460 And it's all is because he submitted his dick to your show. 1.00

00:37:30.740 A hundred percent. 1.00

00:37:31.480 That's the only reason why.

00:37:32.500 That's how all of this started.

00:37:33.440 Do you guys want to see it?

00:37:34.780 Nah.

00:37:35.400 Okay.

00:37:36.000 We're on YouTube.

00:37:37.120 And also no. 0.72

00:37:39.360 Can you describe it though?

00:37:41.500 Can you paint it with your tongue?

00:37:43.600 Well, 1.00

00:37:44.000 it's an award-winning dick apparently. 1.00

00:37:45.680 Yeah, 1.00

00:37:45.960 definitely.

00:37:46.700 It is.

00:37:47.000 You sent me over some lengths,

00:37:48.680 Top Lobs.

00:37:49.080 Is there anything that we should be checking out here?

00:37:50.920 Yeah.

00:37:51.420 Let's,

00:37:51.940 this is actually a fun one.

00:37:53.280 So David explains end loops.

00:37:55.160 And I don't know if your,

00:37:56.160 your crowd knows what end loops are,

00:37:59.760 but.

00:38:00.300 Is it when you can't stop saying the N word over and over again?

00:38:03.560 Sort of.

00:38:04.060 I've seen Anthony Kubia go through this.

00:38:07.440 It's sort of this,

00:38:08.540 but sort of not.

00:38:09.740 So David will explain it.

00:38:11.000 He explains it better.

00:38:12.020 He actually coined the term,

00:38:13.060 I think.

00:38:13.700 Perfect.

00:38:14.120 Let's go guys.

00:38:15.100 We have what appears to be a certified. 0.99

00:38:18.100 Nigger fight. 1.00

00:38:21.160 Told you not safe for work. 1.00

00:38:22.520 What's a Nigger loop? 0.98

00:38:23.640 Kazarian. 0.89

00:38:24.380 I'm actually tickled that you asked Kazarian.

00:38:27.100 So what a Nigger loop is, 1.00

00:38:29.560 is when black people get into a fight, 0.99

00:38:32.280 they go on a sort of autopilot. 0.99

00:38:35.760 All of their resources go towards physical violence and chaos causing,

00:38:41.520 but there was a small percentage,

00:38:43.620 13% roughly of mental faculty that is then dedicated to what we have

00:38:49.560 identified as the Nigger loop.

00:38:50.920 And that is where you get sort of a,

00:38:54.660 what's up, 1.00

00:38:55.000 bitch? 1.00

00:38:55.460 What's up, 1.00

00:38:56.080 bitch? 1.00

00:38:56.580 What's up, 1.00

00:38:57.180 bitch? 1.00

00:38:57.660 See, 1.00

00:38:57.900 now he's speaking from a place of authority.

00:38:59.380 Now I'm listening.

00:39:00.040 I'm going,

00:39:00.340 okay,

00:39:00.600 this guy's done his research.

00:39:01.940 These are things,

00:39:02.460 things he actually knows about black people and fighting.

00:39:05.760 Yeah.

00:39:06.200 What's up, 1.00

00:39:06.740 bitch? 1.00

00:39:07.060 That is a Nigger loop. 1.00

00:39:08.580 So it's,

00:39:08.940 they pick a word or they pick a phrase and they just repeat it ad

00:39:12.280 nauseam while they commit acts of violence.

00:39:14.980 It's actually wonderful.

00:39:16.300 Once you've seen it,

00:39:17.400 you can't unsee it.

00:39:18.520 And so I'm very excited here.

00:39:20.820 Let's see if we can get all four stars guys,

00:39:23.180 just to remind everybody,

00:39:24.120 there is a lot of new ones in here.

00:39:25.780 There's a lot of new folks.

00:39:27.420 We're looking for wigs coming off. 0.90

00:39:29.320 We're looking for titties coming out. 0.97

00:39:31.020 We're looking for shower caps and we're looking for Nigger loops. 0.97

00:39:33.840 Okay.

00:39:34.200 Maybe one day we'll identify a fifth category,

00:39:37.140 but for now that's what we have.

00:39:39.440 I have definitely witnessed what he's talking about here.

00:39:41.960 I don't think it's just one race of people who do this,

00:39:45.120 but I've certainly seen what he's talking about.

00:39:48.120 But it's,

00:39:48.360 but it's almost like,

00:39:49.200 I mean,

00:39:49.920 man,

00:39:50.200 from what I've seen,

00:39:50.880 it's like,

00:39:51.320 man, 0.99

00:39:51.500 80% of the fights with black people, 0.99

00:39:53.520 like they, 0.97

00:39:53.900 they get caught in the loop and he's the first person.

00:39:56.580 He's the first person to show it to me.

00:39:57.960 And it's like one of those things,

00:39:58.980 like once you've seen it,

00:40:00.080 once you've seen the matrix,

00:40:01.020 you're like, 1.00

00:40:01.320 Oh shit. 0.99

00:40:01.800 Now everything I like, 1.00

00:40:02.680 I can't unsee this.

00:40:03.820 Everything I see is the same thing.

00:40:05.220 It's incredible.

00:40:06.960 All right.

00:40:07.600 So that he brought up one good point.

00:40:09.240 What else you got out here?

00:40:11.080 Um,

00:40:11.680 let's see. 0.98

00:40:12.400 I hate his racist rules.

00:40:14.200 Perhaps that would be a good one to check out.

00:40:16.240 This is all this stuff is very racist and I'm,

00:40:18.260 I'm sorry that I had to bring this to your audience,

00:40:19.980 but this is the kind of show that he's,

00:40:21.660 he's running here.

00:40:22.740 Well,

00:40:22.920 we met you on tower gang.

00:40:24.100 So I'm,

00:40:24.520 I guess I'm not that surprised that your friends talk about race a lot.

00:40:27.340 This show makes tower gang look sane.

00:40:29.740 That's true.

00:40:30.440 I agree with you on that.

00:40:31.600 This guy being in pajama pants and Crocs,

00:40:34.780 I don't think is good.

00:40:36.680 I don't think it's good.

00:40:38.080 Q says, 1.00

00:40:38.460 I'll beat your ass in pajama pants, 1.00

00:40:39.640 but my shirt comes off immediately. 1.00

00:40:40.920 Cliff,

00:40:41.540 Clint,

00:40:42.300 Q,

00:40:43.000 what's your name?

00:40:43.760 Don't go outside in pajama pants,

00:40:46.160 please. 1.00

00:40:46.520 Can we fucking do that as just like a community of dangerous retards? 1.00

00:40:49.720 Let's, 1.00

00:40:49.900 can we not go outside in pajama pants? 1.00

00:40:52.320 That is fucking for black people only. 1.00

00:40:54.820 That is for black people only. 1.00

00:40:56.400 We can't do that. 0.98

00:40:57.300 And I'm not saying like,

00:40:58.120 maybe you didn't know that before,

00:40:59.100 but I'm here to say that I think in my heart, 0.99

00:41:01.800 pajama pants outside is for black people only. 0.98

00:41:04.180 And it's also, 1.00

00:41:04.740 I also find it despicable. 0.99

00:41:06.000 I find it despicable because how fucking dare you? 0.99

00:41:08.000 Pause it. 0.99

00:41:08.460 Because there's a whole world going on outside.

00:41:10.580 Do you see the title here?

00:41:11.860 Master makes his first rule.

00:41:13.720 You see that?

00:41:14.500 Oh,

00:41:14.920 okay.

00:41:15.220 Yeah.

00:41:15.540 Okay.

00:41:15.820 This is,

00:41:16.200 so I bring this up because forget about the racism,

00:41:19.020 whatever aside,

00:41:19.880 he is just making rules for these people.

00:41:22.300 And then they're calling him master.

00:41:24.880 And it's like the relationship is just bizarre,

00:41:27.900 but they,

00:41:28.600 they,

00:41:28.760 he titled this himself,

00:41:30.320 didn't he?

00:41:30.680 No,

00:41:31.260 it is not even him tweeting this.

00:41:32.900 This is somebody else.

00:41:33.780 This is not even his tweet.

00:41:34.220 Oh,

00:41:34.720 okay.

00:41:35.320 Yeah.

00:41:35.560 See master David Corvo makes his first rule.

00:41:37.940 And then there,

00:41:38.420 this is like 173 episode 173.

00:41:40.780 I don't even know,

00:41:41.600 but these people follow him.

00:41:43.820 It's,

00:41:44.100 it's very cult.

00:41:44.780 Like,

00:41:45.360 I don't know if he's trying to build a cult,

00:41:46.640 but he has built a cult.

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00:43:12.960 That's S-P-R-E-A-K-E-R.com. 0.88

00:43:16.640 Well,

00:43:17.200 he shouldn't have gotten married then,

00:43:18.400 because of the whole point of running a college, 0.99

00:43:19.740 you get to have sex with all the women. 0.97

00:43:21.220 Nothing he does really makes sense. 0.98

00:43:23.340 Yeah,

00:43:23.580 good point,

00:43:24.240 good point. 1.00

00:43:25.200 You have no fucking self-respect at all. 1.00

00:43:28.280 You have to put on pants. 1.00

00:43:29.340 You got to put fucking denim on. 1.00

00:43:31.220 You got to put denim on. 1.00

00:43:33.140 So,

00:43:33.480 so can we do,

00:43:34.180 you know,

00:43:34.400 I would just,

00:43:34.920 I would just like that.

00:43:35.800 That would be nice.

00:43:36.520 So,

00:43:36.940 and this guy be,

00:43:37.720 can I understand the rule now?

00:43:38.780 So the rule is like producer Chris and myself have to put on pants.

00:43:43.180 But if we had a black friend, 0.65

00:43:44.760 we don't, 0.57

00:43:45.340 but if we did that person could wear pajama pants and that'd be okay. 0.99

00:43:49.080 I think that's what he's saying.

00:43:50.380 No pajama pants for anyone.

00:43:51.800 I'm pretty sure he's telling the people that follow him here,

00:43:54.820 that these are the rules.

00:43:55.860 And I'm not sure if he's allowing black people to follow him. 0.62

00:43:58.060 This is,

00:43:58.340 I'm very confused.

00:43:58.960 I don't watch the show that often,

00:43:59.880 but when I do,

00:44:00.680 I'm like, 0.99

00:44:01.300 what the fuck is going on? 0.99

00:44:02.020 I pop my head in every time. 0.99

00:44:03.240 And I'm like,

00:44:03.520 I wonder what my fans are doing over here.

00:44:05.440 And I'm like,

00:44:05.740 this is horrible.

00:44:06.640 And I close it and do something else.

00:44:10.560 Yeah.

00:44:10.960 The people who follow this should be probably looked into.

00:44:14.260 Oh yeah.

00:44:14.760 I'm not a big fan of the FBI or anything like that,

00:44:17.260 but you got all these people employed.

00:44:19.060 They should be doing something.

00:44:19.940 Right.

00:44:20.540 Yeah.

00:44:20.760 Probably lynched and cornered.

00:44:22.220 Just one more clip here.

00:44:23.180 The classic TLC content.

00:44:24.880 And this'll,

00:44:25.300 this'll go back to like what he's been doing this entire time.

00:44:28.220 Okay.

00:44:30.280 Yeah.

00:44:30.620 And how he's,

00:44:31.300 how he's built his own following.

00:44:32.820 Cause it's,

00:44:33.260 it's difficult to build a following.

00:44:34.480 Like you could,

00:44:35.420 you can be on a show with somebody,

00:44:37.040 uh,

00:44:37.340 but you can steal someone else's following.

00:44:38.760 Apparently that's easier to do.

00:44:40.200 It's hard to do.

00:44:40.900 Look at Robbie,

00:44:41.400 the fire burn steam.

00:44:42.400 He's got,

00:44:43.020 uh,

00:44:43.500 20,000 followers on Twitter.

00:44:45.020 These are just Twitter metrics.

00:44:45.980 And Dave Smith has over like,

00:44:48.120 I don't know,

00:44:48.380 800,000 doesn't,

00:44:50.240 but he's on a show with them three times a week.

00:44:51.780 So it doesn't follow,

00:44:52.980 but he has sapped quite a bit of my audience into his.

00:44:56.040 So he's doing something right.

00:44:58.200 Hmm.

00:44:58.480 Yeah,

00:44:58.620 that's true.

00:45:02.460 Uh,

00:45:02.980 saturate me in the idea of the murder. 0.94

00:45:06.560 Crazy, 0.99

00:45:07.220 crazy, 0.82

00:45:07.620 crazy. 0.74

00:45:08.000 Okay.

00:45:08.180 Let's go here.

00:45:09.420 Uh,

00:45:09.660 man plays dead,

00:45:10.540 then makes fatal move.

00:45:14.100 Ooh, 0.72

00:45:14.820 head kick.

00:45:17.440 Ooh,

00:45:18.160 double head kick. 0.96

00:45:20.860 Oh, 0.64

00:45:21.820 he played dead.

00:45:22.740 Knocked out.

00:45:23.660 He wasn't knocked out.

00:45:27.180 Oh,

00:45:27.720 he's got a brick.

00:45:28.860 Oh,

00:45:29.060 yes. 1.00

00:45:30.600 Fucking mashed his melon. 1.00

00:45:34.320 I think he also hit somebody else with it. 1.00

00:45:36.500 Whoops.

00:45:37.020 Did that roll off and hit somebody else?

00:45:40.260 Uh,

00:45:40.540 I don't want to watch that again.

00:45:43.460 This is what they do.

00:45:47.280 This is the culture that he has fostered where they send him. 0.99

00:45:49.960 It's just black people fighting murder and death videos. 0.83

00:45:52.640 And he reviews it to, 0.98

00:45:54.380 uh,

00:45:54.460 with fair,

00:45:55.540 like fairly good expect expertise.

00:45:57.360 I'd say like,

00:45:58.240 this was a good breakdown of what happened here.

00:46:01.180 And,

00:46:01.640 uh,

00:46:01.840 yeah,

00:46:02.020 sure.

00:46:02.640 So people, 1.00

00:46:03.040 people love this shit. 1.00

00:46:03.800 I don't know why they give them money. 1.00

00:46:06.000 Um,

00:46:06.360 why is it called timeline cleanse?

00:46:08.420 Because it's the opposite.

00:46:09.580 Like if you watch this,

00:46:10.680 this is like,

00:46:11.140 this is basically MK altering yourself willingly.

00:46:14.900 I see.

00:46:15.640 It's yeah, 0.99

00:46:15.980 it's the complete opposite of cleansing your timeline from whatever shit you've been seeing on Twitter. 0.98

00:46:20.460 You know, 0.95

00:46:20.600 people complain that WTP is hard to get into because we've been doing it for so long.

00:46:24.020 And there's all these characters that we talk about and stuff like that.

00:46:26.680 This show, 0.98

00:46:27.440 how would I ever fucking find this? 0.97

00:46:29.300 Just be like, 0.98

00:46:29.800 Oh,

00:46:30.000 I get it.

00:46:30.480 I don't know.

00:46:32.900 It's not,

00:46:33.500 it's not for everybody,

00:46:34.460 but people,

00:46:35.460 people love it.

00:46:36.780 It's weird.

00:46:37.180 It's a weird thing.

00:46:38.040 They'll ask him like,

00:46:38.880 when are you going to do it?

00:46:39.840 Are you coming back master?

00:46:41.100 And it's just like,

00:46:42.200 just very strange.

00:46:43.340 Very strange.

00:46:43.700 I can't explain it.

00:46:44.400 I was hoping maybe you guys could shed some light on this with your podcast expertise.

00:46:47.640 Cause I'm fucking baffled. 0.71

00:46:49.660 Well, 0.97

00:46:50.220 I wonder if it's similar to the Tom Myers phenomenon where everyone would call him King and really prop him up. 0.99

00:46:59.540 So like Tom Myers would put out some stupid tweet and all their comments would be like, 0.99

00:47:03.020 yeah, 1.00

00:47:03.240 King,

00:47:03.600 you got them.

00:47:04.420 Let's go Tommy.

00:47:05.500 I wonder if it's that kind of thing where they're actually clowning him,

00:47:09.060 but he likes it.

00:47:11.020 So it,

00:47:11.520 it works for everyone.

00:47:12.780 Do they give,

00:47:13.600 do they give Tom Myers money?

00:47:15.600 Oh God,

00:47:16.220 I don't think so.

00:47:16.840 No,

00:47:17.120 it doesn't look that way.

00:47:18.580 I don't think anyone,

00:47:19.060 I don't think anyone gives the money,

00:47:19.800 not an employer,

00:47:20.740 not a fan,

00:47:22.180 not a comedy club.

00:47:23.640 Cause this guy's been able to,

00:47:25.280 from this,

00:47:26.020 like no joke from that show and the other,

00:47:28.460 the show that we do,

00:47:29.220 but like he makes pretty good revenue off of this.

00:47:31.720 Like he was able to leave his job.

00:47:33.220 He's a welder.

00:47:34.220 That's now he,

00:47:35.000 he just does this full time.

00:47:36.340 So I'm trying to figure out,

00:47:37.700 I'm like,

00:47:38.400 do these people, 1.00

00:47:39.180 are they like fucking with him? 0.99

00:47:40.700 But they're also paying him well. 1.00

00:47:43.820 I don't get it.

00:47:44.940 I'm,

00:47:45.200 I don't know.

00:47:47.320 Well,

00:47:47.880 I do have another clip on here that I was going to play for you.

00:47:50.960 And this is him where the donations,

00:47:54.420 it's very similar again to the steel tail,

00:47:56.000 Aaron Imholt,

00:47:57.000 where it just kind of seems like the people who donate the money,

00:48:00.680 just take over the show.

00:48:02.960 Thank you guys for the total of $4 donations.

00:48:06.080 And I have to check my ass app because Eamon Rhett wanted me to see that

00:48:11.280 before, 0.99

00:48:11.560 just to fucking, 0.99

00:48:12.420 just to deceive me, 1.00

00:48:14.860 just to deceive me.

00:48:15.900 Let's see what we got.

00:48:17.240 Oh yeah.

00:48:17.780 Listen,

00:48:18.140 I do this all the time to him.

00:48:19.640 Like,

00:48:19.800 well,

00:48:20.020 and checking PP un momento.

00:48:22.120 Wait a second.

00:48:22.720 All the time,

00:48:23.500 not all the time,

00:48:24.160 but whenever I,

00:48:25.000 if I see that he's live,

00:48:26.260 I'll log on to the rumble or wherever he's on. 1.00

00:48:28.920 And I'll just start talking to him and telling him shit. 0.99

00:48:31.280 Like check your DMS, 0.99

00:48:32.660 check them right now,

00:48:33.420 all caps.

00:48:34.020 And then I wait and then he does it.

00:48:35.840 And I just like,

00:48:36.240 just to disrupt the show.

00:48:37.120 And then I log off.

00:48:38.760 It's so if you do want to like screw with him,

00:48:41.540 you could totally do that.

00:48:42.760 It's very easy to do that.

00:48:44.040 Yes.

00:48:44.280 Okay.

00:48:45.000 Don't even need money.

00:48:45.700 Wait a second.

00:48:45.980 It looks like something did unfold.

00:48:48.540 Oh,

00:48:49.080 cool.

00:48:49.680 How did that get here?

00:48:50.580 Oh,

00:48:50.760 it's pending.

00:48:51.260 Okay.

00:48:51.680 Thank you.

00:48:52.480 Amen rat for the $10 donation.

00:48:56.940 Amen.

00:48:57.440 Rat is a,

00:48:58.940 uh,

00:49:00.780 he says,

00:49:01.780 uh,

00:49:03.700 if you do it right,

00:49:05.560 let it go all night shadows on you break out into the light. 1.00

00:49:09.160 What the fuck are they singing? 0.99

00:49:10.100 I don't know. 0.99

00:49:10.620 If you do it right,

00:49:15.100 let it go all night shadows on you break out into the light.

00:49:22.000 Yeah.

00:49:22.080 I don't know what they're saying.

00:49:23.480 Okay.

00:49:23.880 But I'm glad it took up a whole minute of the show though.

00:49:26.320 That worked out well for everyone.

00:49:28.020 What do you think the most impactful thing you can do over the next four years is going to be because for me,

00:49:34.080 where is that giving kids and vulnerable communities an opportunity to feel safe?

00:49:39.220 So imagine for a second that you could hear that right now.

00:49:42.060 Yeah.

00:49:42.320 I hear it.

00:49:42.680 What are you watching?

00:49:44.600 Woke dad.

00:49:45.200 How the hell is Woke dad playing right now?

00:49:47.680 Absolutely.

00:49:48.440 Right.

00:49:48.800 Where is that?

00:49:50.100 Imagine.

00:49:51.180 Teaching a young teenager,

00:49:52.840 a trade.

00:49:55.520 I was like,

00:49:56.180 this is really spooky.

00:49:57.260 What's going on?

00:49:58.660 Seamless.

00:49:59.360 Also Woke dad fan.

00:50:00.720 Seamless transition into the next topic.

00:50:03.860 Pretty good.

00:50:05.160 Uh,

00:50:05.360 anything else you want to play from the clips that you put together for us?

00:50:07.920 No,

00:50:08.080 honestly, 1.00

00:50:08.520 fuck this guy. 1.00

00:50:09.220 I'm, 1.00

00:50:09.340 I'm,

00:50:09.780 it's been torture.

00:50:11.480 Saturday's my day off.

00:50:12.460 Like I don't,

00:50:12.900 I don't do a show Saturday.

00:50:14.080 I don't have to talk to him Saturday.

00:50:15.340 He called me today.

00:50:16.100 I hung up.

00:50:17.180 Um,

00:50:17.580 so this is,

00:50:18.560 did he know you were doing this show?

00:50:19.920 I told him,

00:50:20.660 I told him,

00:50:21.260 I said,

00:50:21.640 uh,

00:50:22.080 I asked the fans,

00:50:23.260 his fans.

00:50:23.740 I said,

00:50:24.160 give me some clips of things that you like that he does. 0.99

00:50:26.700 And this is the shit that they ended up giving me. 0.99

00:50:28.760 Um, 1.00

00:50:29.080 okay.

00:50:29.440 So this is basically a favor to him.

00:50:30.680 I wanted to introduce him to a larger audience that will hopefully look at this and say, 0.98

00:50:34.420 this is trash. 0.97

00:50:35.700 Please stop. 0.96

00:50:36.840 And,

00:50:37.240 uh,

00:50:37.400 yeah,

00:50:37.540 but I had to suffer through hearing David talk for another,

00:50:40.020 uh,

00:50:40.540 43 minutes,

00:50:41.440 which was unfortunate.

00:50:42.660 Hey,

00:50:43.080 how did it go with a toad after our review of his show?

00:50:47.420 What was the conversation like with him afterwards?

00:50:50.240 He,

00:50:50.640 he,

00:50:50.760 he wouldn't watch your show.

00:50:53.060 And,

00:50:53.180 uh,

00:50:53.420 no,

00:50:53.820 no.

00:50:54.140 And the spike in viewership was negligible.

00:50:56.100 I'd say at best, 1.00

00:50:57.240 but toad is also retarded. 0.99

00:50:58.500 Like, 0.83

00:50:59.040 do you guys know who Clint Russell is?

00:51:00.540 You know who he is,

00:51:01.240 right?

00:51:02.360 Clint Russell.

00:51:02.940 Yeah,

00:51:03.040 I think so.

00:51:03.480 Who's Clint Russell?

00:51:04.140 He's on,

00:51:04.600 he's on tower gang with us.

00:51:05.980 Uh,

00:51:06.360 Oh yeah,

00:51:06.780 I know exactly who that is.

00:51:07.880 Yeah.

00:51:07.980 So Clint is actually a very serious political commentator.

00:51:11.240 Here we go.

00:51:11.800 I'll share my screen so you could see who he is and you'll see his metrics and all that.

00:51:16.980 Um,

00:51:17.580 yeah,

00:51:17.780 there he is right there.

00:51:19.680 So 230,000 followers on Twitter.

00:51:22.780 He,

00:51:23.320 uh,

00:51:23.940 he was,

00:51:24.520 uh,

00:51:25.320 on Tim cast a bunch.

00:51:26.500 He almost had his own show on Tim cast and he's working out pretty major deals,

00:51:30.660 possibly one with like to be exclusive with rumble.

00:51:32.920 And in our group chat for tower gang,

00:51:34.880 he goes,

00:51:35.180 Hey,

00:51:35.420 Toad,

00:51:35.760 let's go and talk about the Luca Donovich trade or whatever, 1.00

00:51:39.700 some shit for basketball. 0.99

00:51:41.160 And Toad just responds to him. 1.00

00:51:43.300 I already covered it last night.

00:51:45.480 And I'm like,

00:51:45.920 to 28 people,

00:51:48.260 to 28 people.

00:51:49.240 So I'm like,

00:51:49.820 Toad,

00:51:50.080 I'm like,

00:51:50.300 read the room here.

00:51:51.080 Like this guy with this huge following is volunteering to come on your show and talk about something with you.

00:51:56.760 Take him up on it.

00:51:57.980 And then he goes,

00:51:58.760 Oh,

00:51:59.160 Oh yeah.

00:52:00.060 Okay.

00:52:00.420 I guess so.

00:52:01.420 I'm like,

00:52:01.760 man,

00:52:01.960 it's just so autistic. 0.91

00:52:03.120 Can't get out of his own way.

00:52:04.220 There's really no help in the guy,

00:52:05.440 but you know,

00:52:06.460 it is what it is.

00:52:07.100 It seems like you enjoy surrounding yourself with these,

00:52:09.060 uh,

00:52:09.360 work in progress people.

00:52:11.220 Yeah,

00:52:11.400 man, 0.99

00:52:11.580 maybe I'm fucked up. 0.99

00:52:12.840 Like I, 0.99

00:52:13.120 that's what I'm thinking.

00:52:14.180 Yes.

00:52:14.940 You're on these shows.

00:52:15.560 These guys are like,

00:52:16.060 I love these guys, 1.00

00:52:16.860 but they're fucking retarded. 1.00

00:52:18.020 I like, 1.00

00:52:18.580 I either like being the smartest person in the room or the dumbest person in the room. 0.99

00:52:23.140 You know, 0.97

00:52:23.540 no one between right now.

00:52:26.880 I don't know what I say.

00:52:27.840 Yeah.

00:52:29.100 I was wondering in the room.

00:52:32.420 I have a quick,

00:52:33.000 uh,

00:52:33.300 cringe of the week.

00:52:34.860 Great job.

00:52:35.420 And our cringe of the week this week is actually our boy,

00:52:38.500 uh,

00:52:38.820 Opie from Opie and Anthony,

00:52:40.140 Greg Opie Hughes.

00:52:41.480 I'm sure you're familiar with Opie,

00:52:42.940 right?

00:52:43.540 Oh yeah.

00:52:44.680 Oh yeah.

00:52:45.120 So he's,

00:52:46.540 uh,

00:52:48.060 bitching about Jim Norton.

00:52:49.040 Again,

00:52:49.740 he can't stop bitching about Jim Norton.

00:52:52.100 Uh,

00:52:52.500 I wouldn't go on Jimmy's podcast.

00:52:55.440 And you know what?

00:52:56.240 If you're,

00:52:56.840 if you're supporting Jim Norton and his,

00:52:59.020 his latest,

00:52:59.900 uh,

00:53:00.220 lame attempt at a show, 1.00

00:53:01.720 you stink. 0.98

00:53:02.980 I enjoyed Jim's new show. 0.98

00:53:06.220 He just had a Tim Dillon on fantastic episode.

00:53:09.260 Of course,

00:53:09.460 Anthony Cooney was on not too long ago.

00:53:11.240 And,

00:53:11.600 uh,

00:53:12.100 TJ Miller.

00:53:13.000 Is that a lot of good guests on there?

00:53:14.240 That's really his view from that's not a,

00:53:16.540 it's a,

00:53:17.160 it's a beautiful view.

00:53:18.420 Yeah.

00:53:18.960 It's really,

00:53:19.700 he lives in his castle.

00:53:22.160 It's his biggest accomplishment.

00:53:23.600 Yup.

00:53:24.200 And he shows it off every day,

00:53:25.660 every morning.

00:53:27.260 Oh,

00:53:27.900 stink.

00:53:29.280 I saw a couple of clips. 0.99

00:53:30.780 I'm like,

00:53:31.080 Oh my God.

00:53:32.040 I fight that.

00:53:32.660 I,

00:53:33.260 I,

00:53:33.440 I never stopped working hard.

00:53:36.740 And then there's a clip where his,

00:53:38.800 uh,

00:53:39.860 his,

00:53:40.400 I don't even know what he's talking about here.

00:53:42.420 I saw a couple of clips and it,

00:53:43.700 was he doing Jim?

00:53:45.200 What Jim was saying on the clip or he's just angry.

00:53:48.940 Yes.

00:53:49.520 Okay.

00:53:49.920 Got it.

00:53:50.960 Uh,

00:53:51.240 his,

00:53:51.620 his,

00:53:52.140 uh,

00:53:52.380 his,

00:53:52.760 uh,

00:53:53.020 his,

00:53:53.380 uh,

00:53:54.000 significant.

00:53:54.880 Is that one of those loops we were talking about?

00:53:57.120 Yeah.

00:53:57.720 I think it might be brain damage.

00:54:00.320 Seriously.

00:54:00.760 His,

00:54:02.660 uh,

00:54:02.940 his,

00:54:03.280 uh,

00:54:03.480 his,

00:54:03.840 uh,

00:54:04.080 his,

00:54:04.480 uh,

00:54:04.720 his,

00:54:05.080 uh, 0.83

00:54:05.580 significant other was bitching about how bad his farts are.

00:54:10.120 Like,

00:54:10.280 he's still doing the fart thing.

00:54:11.860 And then I look,

00:54:12.540 the video's got like a hundred thousand views.

00:54:14.180 I'm like,

00:54:14.440 Oh,

00:54:14.580 great.

00:54:15.980 Wonderful.

00:54:17.680 Opie is the guy who gets out of his car and dances in the intersection.

00:54:21.540 I think gets back in his car or tells people at the John Lennon Memorial that the rats pee on there where they're sitting.

00:54:29.280 And he goes,

00:54:30.120 and Jim's so immature.

00:54:31.220 He's still talking about farting. 1.00

00:54:33.080 What an idiot. 1.00

00:54:34.100 Oh, 1.00

00:54:34.300 it's got a hundred thousand views.

00:54:35.040 I guess people like that.

00:54:35.880 Oh,

00:54:36.160 that's so sad.

00:54:37.680 It is.

00:54:38.200 Ah,

00:54:39.200 he's so bitter and jealous that the guys have moved on from opening after they are doing very well.

00:54:45.080 And he's,

00:54:45.700 yes,

00:54:45.900 I'm jealous. 1.00

00:54:46.920 Cause that's stupid. 1.00

00:54:48.440 No one should be clicking on a video where his significant other is bitching because his, 1.00

00:54:52.540 his farts smell. 0.98

00:54:53.940 So Opie, 0.98

00:54:55.480 you remind me of Tukey.

00:54:57.600 I don't know what that's supposed to mean,

00:54:58.980 but that's pretty funny.

00:54:59.980 Opie also does this thing where he just puts the chat up randomly.

00:55:03.000 So a lot of it will be insulting to him.

00:55:04.720 And he's just shuffling through for whatever reason. 1.00

00:55:07.460 He's an idiot. 1.00

00:55:09.000 Jesus. 1.00

00:55:10.660 Cheers.

00:55:11.500 Ron Bennington.

00:55:12.300 Yes.

00:55:13.340 Yeah.

00:55:13.580 I think I got the cheers from Ron Bennington,

00:55:16.060 but again,

00:55:16.640 he put that out.

00:55:17.300 There was a free chat and the guy's reminding him that Opie always does the cheers thing.

00:55:21.140 He stole that from Ron Bennington.

00:55:22.120 So now Opie's got to respond to that.

00:55:23.420 I've also admitted that many,

00:55:25.100 many times during my live stream,

00:55:26.420 you're not going to get me with that one whatsoever.

00:55:29.160 I,

00:55:29.640 I started saying cheers and then realize,

00:55:32.240 Oh God,

00:55:32.660 that's a Bennington thing.

00:55:33.760 So I gave him credit a long time ago,

00:55:35.400 you know,

00:55:36.540 but just saying cheers like that is a lot of fun.

00:55:39.420 I like it.

00:55:40.940 It's a lot of fun.

00:55:44.680 I love that.

00:55:45.700 So I get,

00:55:46.260 I get the appeal of the being in the live stream for the show.

00:55:49.000 Cause they like,

00:55:49.460 they're doing what they do to David.

00:55:50.680 They're playing,

00:55:51.740 they're playing the show themselves.

00:55:54.140 Yes.

00:55:54.680 Opie allows them to do that. 0.99

00:55:56.200 And then he has the balls to go on and say, 0.95

00:55:58.840 and he's been addressing our show directly lately. 0.98

00:56:00.720 He calls us the,

00:56:01.540 the basement show that does Jocktober.

00:56:03.680 And he'll criticize us for our format.

00:56:07.460 And actually this is a clip later on,

00:56:10.080 by the way,

00:56:10.320 Stanley 19 pulled this great job.

00:56:11.980 Stanley 19 later on,

00:56:13.820 he's talking about his experience with the dabble verse and going on

00:56:19.060 Julie show.

00:56:19.960 And so he talks all about that.

00:56:22.880 Julie.

00:56:23.680 I went on,

00:56:24.700 uh,

00:56:25.040 I tried to go on his show once and then he showed his true colors

00:56:28.260 immediately.

00:56:28.720 And then,

00:56:29.420 you know,

00:56:29.880 and then that was it.

00:56:31.800 My,

00:56:32.340 my day,

00:56:33.300 uh,

00:56:33.860 my day in the dabble verse was very short.

00:56:37.160 It was very short lived.

00:56:38.800 I,

00:56:39.020 I even,

00:56:40.860 uh,

00:56:41.140 tweeted,

00:56:41.580 uh,

00:56:42.400 a jet fighter flying.

00:56:45.040 I'm like,

00:56:45.420 this is me going into the dabble verse.

00:56:47.960 And the video's like,

00:56:49.040 this thing is just flying.

00:56:50.920 And then it stops in midair and quickly turns around and leaves.

00:56:54.680 I said that that's my experience in the dabble verse.

00:56:57.960 Pretty good tweet.

00:56:59.000 Sick burn.

00:56:59.700 It's pretty good.

00:57:00.200 And then I never looked back.

00:57:01.820 I'm like,

00:57:02.060 you know what?

00:57:02.340 That dabble verse isn't for me.

00:57:04.900 Some of those shows try to pull me into that as well.

00:57:07.300 No,

00:57:07.540 thank you.

00:57:09.140 No,

00:57:09.580 thank you.

00:57:09.980 I feel like,

00:57:11.060 I mean,

00:57:11.380 I don't care.

00:57:13.580 I mean,

00:57:13.920 I guess I care to a point.

00:57:15.420 But I feel like I have enough material where I don't have to sit here on a

00:57:19.000 live stream and just like,

00:57:20.240 you know,

00:57:20.700 snipe people and talk about all the live streams.

00:57:24.340 And sometimes.

00:57:25.320 So this is what drives me crazy.

00:57:27.460 When he says things like,

00:57:28.760 I don't have to do that thing where I'm sniping people or playing other

00:57:31.500 people's shows and reacting to it.

00:57:33.100 I have enough material.

00:57:34.680 You're literally reading the chat,

00:57:36.580 the free chat and responding to it.

00:57:38.500 Yeah.

00:57:38.740 How is this having enough material?

00:57:40.100 And all of your thumbnails are titles of other shows.

00:57:43.520 It's always about Jim and Anthony.

00:57:46.300 I'm very confused.

00:57:47.240 Where is the,

00:57:47.840 uh,

00:57:48.420 where are the conspiracy theories?

00:57:49.660 Where are the black people fights? 0.99

00:57:50.900 Where is the race? 0.92

00:57:51.700 There's none of this stuff.

00:57:53.240 I know this,

00:57:53.760 this show doesn't have any of those elements,

00:57:55.140 which is why it's still on YouTube.

00:57:56.180 So he's got that going.

00:57:59.100 Like,

00:57:59.560 you know,

00:57:59.960 snipe people and talk about other live streams.

00:58:03.280 And sometimes I will watch some of that stuff and go,

00:58:06.000 all right.

00:58:06.380 Okay.

00:58:06.640 So you're beating up this guy and you're beating up that guy.

00:58:09.800 No.

00:58:09.960 So he's watching WTP.

00:58:11.140 Sweet.

00:58:11.480 Yeah.

00:58:11.740 Glad to hear it.

00:58:12.400 We're beating up this guy.

00:58:13.300 How do you actually do your own material?

00:58:16.080 Oh,

00:58:16.860 because like,

00:58:17.580 you know,

00:58:18.080 everyone says like the,

00:58:19.880 a lot of that is based on jocktober,

00:58:21.700 but we even knew that you can only do jocktober sparingly,

00:58:25.720 not a lot.

00:58:27.200 But when your whole show is just beating up all the shows,

00:58:29.700 I sit there and I go,

00:58:30.880 all right.

00:58:31.720 Okay.

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01:00:04.580 Oh, you mean like walking aimlessly?

01:00:07.160 I don't even know how to respond to this.

01:00:09.520 It's like,

01:00:10.020 it's such a,

01:00:11.060 like a vicious circle,

01:00:12.740 right?

01:00:12.920 Because his material is your material and he's just not getting it.

01:00:16.740 He's just not getting it.

01:00:17.940 And I love the people,

01:00:19.000 this happened early on in our show.

01:00:21.220 This happened a lot where they attack the format.

01:00:24.080 Like,

01:00:24.400 oh,

01:00:24.640 what do you guys just do?

01:00:25.400 Review other podcasts?

01:00:26.460 Like,

01:00:26.720 yeah.

01:00:27.200 It's the name of the show.

01:00:28.060 It's the whole format of the show.

01:00:28.820 Yeah.

01:00:28.980 It's in the name.

01:00:29.700 Yeah.

01:00:29.820 We don't do like a news segment.

01:00:31.900 I'm not talking about Trump's latest policies.

01:00:34.360 Like that's,

01:00:34.740 that's not part of it.

01:00:35.780 Actually,

01:00:36.020 I'm going to talk about that because I am very excited.

01:00:39.860 Our buddy.

01:00:41.040 It's,

01:00:41.440 it's genius though,

01:00:42.340 Carl.

01:00:42.620 I got,

01:00:42.940 I got to say,

01:00:43.540 cause you,

01:00:44.000 you constantly find,

01:00:45.200 and this is what those guys I was telling you in the pre-show about,

01:00:47.380 uh,

01:00:47.860 uh,

01:00:48.100 hidden in plain sight.

01:00:48.840 You find the person that cannot stop responding to you.

01:00:52.000 And then you just keep getting them to,

01:00:53.780 I do it on Twitter.

01:00:54.480 You guys do it in a much better format on a podcast,

01:00:57.360 but it's just find that one person. 0.98

01:00:59.020 And you found many now and they just fucking keep feeding you. 0.97

01:01:01.600 It's, 0.99

01:01:01.940 it's genius.

01:01:02.520 And I,

01:01:03.020 I got to tell you,

01:01:04.280 top lobster.

01:01:04.980 It's not that we need people to respond to us.

01:01:07.440 Like Opie didn't respond to us for years and we continue to clown his

01:01:10.780 material. 0.54

01:01:11.080 Cause it's very goofable.

01:01:12.600 It's just an enjoyable thing to do.

01:01:14.060 He held out the longest.

01:01:15.180 He did.

01:01:15.760 For sure.

01:01:16.220 He played hard to get.

01:01:16.860 And I can't wait.

01:01:19.320 I'll just tease this again.

01:01:20.840 I can't wait to get your reaction to what Aaron Imholt did this week,

01:01:24.880 because he has really set himself up to just be tortured on the internet for

01:01:30.020 as long as he's on it.

01:01:31.080 I do love introducing co-hosts to some of our friends.

01:01:35.060 It's going to be great.

01:01:35.860 But,

01:01:36.080 uh,

01:01:36.520 first I'm very excited to say a new season of Tom Myers versus the rest of

01:01:42.040 the world dropped this week.

01:01:43.600 You know,

01:01:44.200 it's no different than,

01:01:45.460 you know,

01:01:45.720 a police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running

01:01:48.840 into a burning building.

01:01:49.860 It's what I do.

01:01:53.500 Did we do Tom Myers last time you were on the show?

01:01:56.180 Uh,

01:01:56.720 no,

01:01:57.340 but I have seen him standup comedians or.

01:01:59.460 Yes.

01:01:59.940 Yeah.

01:02:00.820 Okay.

01:02:01.180 I did him with you on,

01:02:02.460 uh,

01:02:02.780 on stage.

01:02:04.160 That's right.

01:02:05.080 We covered Tom when you were on our live show in Largo.

01:02:07.580 Okay.

01:02:08.420 So he does a political show and he starts off with a monologue.

01:02:11.560 He very much thinks he's Bill Maher.

01:02:15.160 The way he writes these jokes and delivers them is nowhere near that.

01:02:18.520 Not even close.

01:02:19.800 Uh,

01:02:20.120 this first one is,

01:02:21.540 uh,

01:02:21.800 a bit wordy.

01:02:23.220 Hello.

01:02:23.760 And welcome to the spring 2025 session of Tom Myers versus the rest of the

01:02:29.540 world.

01:02:30.480 A lot's happened.

01:02:31.960 Quick question.

01:02:33.240 Yeah.

01:02:33.720 In case you just was Tom Myers versus the world taken.

01:02:37.460 That's so someone else has pointed this out because his word economy for

01:02:42.680 joke writing is awful.

01:02:43.940 He always uses way too many words,

01:02:45.320 even in the title of the show.

01:02:47.760 That's a perfect example.

01:02:49.120 Yeah.

01:02:49.460 It's like,

01:02:50.060 I get it.

01:02:50.540 I get completely.

01:02:51.660 Already.

01:02:52.280 Yeah.

01:02:52.520 We didn't think you were including yourself in the rest of the world.

01:02:55.760 Yeah.

01:02:55.900 In case you've decided not to pay attention to the news and who could blame

01:03:01.680 you.

01:03:01.940 Donald Trump is now president of the United States.

01:03:04.900 Again,

01:03:05.840 he started his term by taking an early victory lap when he boasted that he

01:03:10.880 brought back Tik TOK.

01:03:12.440 So now we can hold bringing unfunny comedians into headline clubs against him

01:03:17.880 and what I hope will be his eventual war crimes tribunal.

01:03:25.240 Okay.

01:03:26.240 All right.

01:03:26.640 I understand that.

01:03:27.600 So I understand that joke,

01:03:29.940 but you know,

01:03:30.260 he's coming at it from like a comedian's standpoint where a lot of these

01:03:34.020 clubs now are getting Tik TOKers are coming in and headlining because they 1.00

01:03:39.120 have a huge following on Tik TOK.

01:03:40.620 And so they can bring people in.

01:03:41.880 They're not really standup comics,

01:03:43.360 but that's where Tom's mind went to.

01:03:46.780 He's just like,

01:03:47.040 Oh,

01:03:47.100 he brought back Tik TOK, 0.98

01:03:48.020 which means Tik TOK famous people will do shows at comedy clubs.

01:03:53.320 And maybe we can use that against Trump when he has his war crime trial,

01:03:58.860 all those war crimes.

01:04:00.000 I think he was trying to say that,

01:04:01.720 uh,

01:04:02.100 Trump that,

01:04:03.040 that because of the comedians that will be now coming out to back Trump or

01:04:07.180 whatever,

01:04:07.680 I get what he's saying.

01:04:08.920 And it's sort of funny.

01:04:10.380 No,

01:04:10.740 please,

01:04:11.360 please,

01:04:11.540 elaborate on that.

01:04:12.600 I want to hear what you think.

01:04:13.420 Cause this is what the beauty of Tom Myers.

01:04:15.180 It's such a jumbled mess.

01:04:16.620 It can be interpreted multiple ways.

01:04:18.280 Okay.

01:04:18.480 So he's saying now that like,

01:04:20.400 all right,

01:04:20.560 these canceled comedians that obviously he doesn't like where they're coming

01:04:23.700 from.

01:04:23.960 I,

01:04:24.180 maybe I will like where they're coming from.

01:04:25.580 Maybe they're,

01:04:26.080 they're kind of cringe and just like,

01:04:28.000 you know,

01:04:28.480 uh,

01:04:28.920 conservative ink,

01:04:29.860 but they're going to have their time to shine.

01:04:31.740 Now that the culture is short,

01:04:33.200 sort of changing.

01:04:33.980 I just find it boneheaded for anybody to say this when it's clearly been the

01:04:39.120 opposite.

01:04:39.540 Like we had a Netflix special of a lady,

01:04:42.220 I forget her name,

01:04:42.920 but she just went up there and just preached that people. 0.73

01:04:45.000 There was not one joke,

01:04:45.920 but she got a Netflix special and tons of money.

01:04:48.760 And now that things are changing now,

01:04:50.680 he's like upset about it.

01:04:51.940 And they haven't even really changed yet.

01:04:53.620 So I'm like,

01:04:54.060 it's an interesting admission,

01:04:56.420 you know,

01:04:57.160 let me,

01:04:57.600 let me listen to it again.

01:04:58.400 Now,

01:04:58.860 now that I've heard your thought on this,

01:05:01.040 let me see,

01:05:01.960 listen to this and roots request,

01:05:03.660 please let me know your,

01:05:05.200 your take on it.

01:05:06.540 Uh,

01:05:06.960 in case you've decided not to pay attention to the news and who could blame

01:05:10.340 you,

01:05:10.600 Donald Trump is now president of the United States.

01:05:13.560 Again,

01:05:14.220 he started his term by taking an early victory lap when he boasted that he

01:05:19.560 brought back Tik TOK.

01:05:21.120 So now we can hold bringing unfunny comedians into headline clubs against

01:05:26.280 him.

01:05:26.560 And what I hope will be his eventual war crimes tribunal.

01:05:30.380 Two separate thoughts that don't make sense.

01:05:33.020 So he brought back Tik TOK one thought, 0.88

01:05:34.960 and then he's scared that he's going to bring back unfunny comedians,

01:05:38.520 people like,

01:05:39.500 uh,

01:05:39.600 let's say he's,

01:05:40.140 he's describing like an Owen Benjamin type that will probably be allowed to

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01:07:13.540 And he's conflated.

01:07:14.660 I don't know why the conflation of the two doesn't quite make sense,

01:07:17.380 but I understand the political dynamic,

01:07:20.200 which again,

01:07:20.640 to me is bizarre because we have been listening to kind of like left wing

01:07:24.780 comedy for a while.

01:07:25.640 And it's,

01:07:25.900 and it's,

01:07:26.500 I don't know.

01:07:26.940 It's a little bit played out now.

01:07:28.120 It's a little,

01:07:28.460 it's a little dated.

01:07:29.120 So we need something fresh,

01:07:30.100 but that's,

01:07:30.740 I think that's what he's trying to get at.

01:07:31.920 It's just the wording on it is also.

01:07:34.180 So now we can hold bringing unfunny comedians into headline clubs against him

01:07:38.940 and hold unfunny comedians headline clubs against him,

01:07:42.320 against him.

01:07:43.080 You know what I mean?

01:07:43.640 It's like,

01:07:43.900 there needs to be a comma,

01:07:45.620 maybe a period.

01:07:46.820 That's where I got lost,

01:07:47.900 right?

01:07:48.300 It's okay.

01:07:49.180 That was the first joke.

01:07:50.140 He's been off months.

01:07:51.460 He comes back.

01:07:52.140 That's the first time.

01:07:52.880 I'm trying guys.

01:07:53.600 Perhaps I'm just like,

01:07:54.300 none of us can figure out what he's talking about.

01:07:56.200 I think you're doing better than us,

01:07:57.280 man. 0.88

01:07:57.500 You presented me a retarded person and I'm trying to really decipher what's. 1.00

01:08:01.260 I know.

01:08:01.920 That's what I'm asking you to do.

01:08:02.940 You're doing the right thing.

01:08:03.800 I appreciate that.

01:08:04.540 Okay.

01:08:04.640 Let's move on.

01:08:05.360 Let's hear the second joke.

01:08:06.260 It probably gets better.

01:08:07.980 Trump signed several executive orders to kick off his second term,

01:08:11.420 one of which renamed Mount Denali,

01:08:14.040 Mount McKinley.

01:08:15.360 After the former president,

01:08:17.120 one of McKinley's descendants said it was a great move because William McKinley

01:08:21.540 had unparalleled integrity and people respected him.

01:08:27.580 McKinley was assassinated.

01:08:29.120 So we know there was at least one who didn't.

01:08:32.820 Okay.

01:08:33.320 So that,

01:08:33.780 that joke right there,

01:08:35.160 we get the patented,

01:08:36.480 do you know there was one that didn't,

01:08:39.060 you know,

01:08:39.680 also he turns into a Scottish guy when he's telling that type of joke.

01:08:43.520 Okay.

01:08:43.880 I get it.

01:08:44.760 There is,

01:08:45.580 there's at least some form to who's the lady that's laughing.

01:08:48.420 There's somebody else there with him.

01:08:49.920 Yeah.

01:08:50.320 So what he does is he has a panel.

01:08:52.560 There's three other people on this panel and he forces them to listen to his

01:08:55.720 monologue.

01:08:56.380 And then they used to not react at all.

01:08:59.320 And now they feel like obligated to giggle.

01:09:03.440 And sometimes there's like really long pauses because they don't,

01:09:06.160 they didn't realize the punchline already hit.

01:09:07.940 There's an example of that coming up,

01:09:09.480 but yes,

01:09:09.720 it's all,

01:09:10.180 it's so awkward.

01:09:11.120 I was hoping that there was no punchline to this.

01:09:12.820 There was a punchline,

01:09:13.820 which is a,

01:09:14.600 yeah,

01:09:14.800 I'll give him,

01:09:15.620 I like this.

01:09:16.360 I like it.

01:09:16.820 Not my type of comedy,

01:09:17.660 but I like that there was a resolution.

01:09:19.640 So good on you.

01:09:21.140 All right.

01:09:21.680 Well,

01:09:22.000 and a fun fact,

01:09:23.080 president McKinley was shot in Buffalo,

01:09:24.660 New York.

01:09:25.460 Oh,

01:09:26.320 there you go.

01:09:27.160 Good stuff.

01:09:27.960 All right.

01:09:28.260 this one's a doozy talking about the January 6th pardons.

01:09:34.080 Trump issued pardons to all the January 6th defendants.

01:09:38.180 One of them reportedly said that the pardons are part of God's revival.

01:09:43.200 I think the pardoning of January 6th defendants is God's revival in the same

01:09:47.700 way that the great flood and wiping out most of humanity is as well.

01:09:52.240 I like it.

01:09:57.120 That's a timeline cleanse.

01:09:58.700 I like it.

01:09:59.460 And this is a,

01:10:00.380 so actually this is what Nephilim death squad is about.

01:10:03.060 And I,

01:10:03.320 to bring it back to me, 0.99

01:10:04.520 which is what this fucking show is about. 1.00

01:10:06.180 Me. 0.99

01:10:06.820 Nephilim death squad is about Genesis 6,

01:10:08.920 chapter,

01:10:10.000 chapter 6,

01:10:10.640 verse 4,

01:10:11.120 where God kills the earth in a flood.

01:10:12.960 And a lot of people say,

01:10:14.560 Oh,

01:10:14.720 it was because the earth was wicked.

01:10:15.700 And some people who like,

01:10:17.040 like me think it's,

01:10:18.000 it was to cleanse the world of the Nephilim. 1.00

01:10:20.040 So I'm trying to understand this along normie lines,

01:10:23.480 what he's saying.

01:10:25.200 Trump did what again to cleanse the,

01:10:28.940 I don't,

01:10:29.220 I got,

01:10:29.560 yeah.

01:10:29.900 One of the people who got out of prison,

01:10:33.020 one of the January 6th protesters said that this is like a,

01:10:38.840 let me play that part of it again.

01:10:40.300 Cause yeah,

01:10:40.660 this is a very confusing.

01:10:43.580 Let's see what he says.

01:10:45.700 One of them reportedly said that the pardons are part of God's revival.

01:10:50.340 Part of God's revival.

01:10:52.000 Okay.

01:10:52.380 Yeah.

01:10:52.620 No,

01:10:53.160 but sure.

01:10:56.040 I like,

01:10:56.400 I like your energy.

01:10:57.420 I'm sure that was widely reported,

01:10:59.200 Tom.

01:10:59.760 Good stuff.

01:11:00.740 So he turns that into the other thing that Tom does.

01:11:02.880 He doesn't realize like when you write a punchline,

01:11:05.020 it has to hit at the end.

01:11:07.360 You can't have a punchline and then more words after it like this.

01:11:11.180 I think the pardoning of January 6th defendants is God's revival in the same

01:11:15.540 way that the great flood and wiping out most of humanity is as well.

01:11:20.080 And wiping out most of humanity is as well.

01:11:23.980 Yeah.

01:11:24.500 Too many as well.

01:11:25.520 It's never the end of a joke.

01:11:26.940 He had a tag and then a couple of stragglers and just dragging them across the

01:11:29.960 line.

01:11:30.660 Yeah.

01:11:31.020 Yeah.

01:11:31.440 He's like,

01:11:31.900 yeah.

01:11:32.080 Like maybe like the floods,

01:11:33.580 you know,

01:11:33.800 you got to add with the thing.

01:11:35.140 And then you know what,

01:11:36.480 if you're gonna make it work,

01:11:37.340 here's what I'm gleaming from this.

01:11:38.480 And I don't know if you guys know that you're doing this to yourself,

01:11:40.600 but he is,

01:11:41.940 uh,

01:11:42.540 he is doing,

01:11:44.000 uh, 0.61

01:11:44.340 I don't know if it's comedy or whatever the fuck you want to call this,

01:11:46.540 but it's a very, 0.88

01:11:47.100 it's in a very Kubrick esque fashion.

01:11:49.160 It's not visual.

01:11:50.260 I'm only getting it like through audio,

01:11:52.540 but Kubrick throughout all of his films does these things like the shining.

01:11:57.120 Have you ever seen that movie?

01:11:58.580 Of course.

01:11:59.340 Okay.

01:11:59.700 Yeah.

01:11:59.880 They,

01:12:00.140 uh,

01:12:00.760 the,

01:12:01.200 the host is,

01:12:02.260 uh, 0.95

01:12:02.320 when he's walking them through the hotel before he leaves the black dude, 0.91

01:12:05.040 he walks them into a cooler.

01:12:06.580 He goes,

01:12:06.820 here's the cooler.

01:12:07.380 And then he walks them out of this.

01:12:09.040 It's the fridge,

01:12:09.640 the refrigerator.

01:12:10.560 And it's like the same shot when they come out,

01:12:12.800 but it's in a different place.

01:12:13.980 Like everything's on the wrong side or,

01:12:16.120 or there'll be like a picture frame and it'll be here in one shot.

01:12:19.880 Then the next shot it's gone or a sticker on the wall.

01:12:22.040 And then it'll be gone for no reason.

01:12:23.780 It's just tiny inconsistencies.

01:12:25.460 One of them that was great is,

01:12:26.660 uh,

01:12:26.820 Danny's playing on the floor with cars and they're like zooming in on them.

01:12:29.980 And then as they go closer to him,

01:12:32.180 the floor pattern is now flipped because they moved him.

01:12:35.100 Switched him around,

01:12:35.700 but put the cars in the same spot intentionally to make you feel like 0.99

01:12:38.840 you're going fucking crazy. 0.93

01:12:39.960 And I feel like that's what this guy is doing. 1.00

01:12:41.780 He's doing a lot of inconsistencies.

01:12:44.500 I don't know.

01:12:44.980 They're probably not on purpose. 0.84

01:12:45.920 Maybe he's just retarded himself. 1.00

01:12:47.300 Yeah. 0.83

01:12:47.560 Yeah.

01:12:47.580 Kubrick was a genius.

01:12:48.660 This is Todd Byers we're talking about,

01:12:50.180 but I see where you're going with this.

01:12:51.560 You're trying to give it the benefit of the doubt.

01:12:53.080 Yeah.

01:12:53.380 But I'm saying Kubrick did it to make you feel disoriented while you're

01:12:56.640 watching this horror film or he did clockwork orange as well. 1.00

01:12:59.660 It's riddled with this kind of shit, 0.99

01:13:01.140 just subliminal things like that to make you feel uneasy. 1.00

01:13:03.800 And like, he's just shaking you.

01:13:05.320 This is what,

01:13:06.080 this is what Tom Myers is doing to me right now. 0.98

01:13:07.860 He's just fucking shaking me. 0.97

01:13:09.100 You're right. 0.99

01:13:09.380 Cause I am feeling woozy.

01:13:10.960 Someone in the chat said,

01:13:12.220 I've only listened to one joke so far and I'm already exhausted.

01:13:14.940 Exactly.

01:13:15.400 That's what I see.

01:13:16.200 Yeah.

01:13:16.400 Who said that?

01:13:17.180 Whoa.

01:13:18.340 Precisely.

01:13:19.240 Can't remember who said that,

01:13:20.460 but yeah,

01:13:20.860 this is well.

01:13:22.200 All right.

01:13:22.580 Let's play joke.

01:13:23.300 Number four,

01:13:24.280 because I have to say props on the word economy on this one.

01:13:29.000 Very rarely do we get a joke like this.

01:13:31.680 Trump tried to suppress Jack Smith's January 6th report because it's likely

01:13:35.480 that he'll be mentioned in it more times than on Jeffrey Epstein's flight

01:13:39.120 logs.

01:13:39.560 And that's how you write a joke,

01:13:42.800 Tom.

01:13:43.280 Okay.

01:13:43.700 Didn't end with a preposition.

01:13:45.280 Yeah.

01:13:46.560 As well.

01:13:47.400 Honestly,

01:13:47.820 one of my least favorite jokes that he's told today.

01:13:49.820 It just,

01:13:50.240 yeah,

01:13:50.360 it's not,

01:13:50.800 it's not good.

01:13:51.280 It's washed.

01:13:52.140 It's not,

01:13:52.480 it's not really original.

01:13:53.580 The other stuff,

01:13:54.160 at least he's grasping at originality,

01:13:56.060 but yeah,

01:13:56.880 unfortunately doesn't land any of it.

01:13:59.420 All right.

01:14:00.000 Well,

01:14:00.220 I'm glad you're enjoying this political humor because now we're going to start

01:14:03.460 talking about Mike Johnson.

01:14:04.520 Speaker of the house.

01:14:06.520 Mike Johnson says everywhere he goes.

01:14:08.960 Now people cheer for him and his fellow Republicans.

01:14:12.580 I think Mike Johnson is confused. 1.00

01:14:15.460 Guttural booing and chance of go fuck yourself. 1.00

01:14:18.140 Aren't cheers. 1.00

01:14:19.960 Okay.

01:14:20.460 So that's probably the worst joke he's ever written.

01:14:22.200 It's mean.

01:14:23.060 The problem is.

01:14:25.860 No,

01:14:26.600 let's break this down.

01:14:28.440 He goes.

01:14:28.960 Yeah.

01:14:29.080 Mike Johnson says that all of a sudden Republicans are getting cheered

01:14:31.540 everywhere they go,

01:14:32.340 but he's probably mistaking that for booze.

01:14:35.360 Yeah.

01:14:35.960 Okay.

01:14:37.280 But it's,

01:14:37.880 it's also like the tag on like, 1.00

01:14:39.300 go fuck yourself. 1.00

01:14:40.020 Like, 1.00

01:14:40.420 like it's,

01:14:41.080 it's not funny because I can tell that he means it.

01:14:43.600 Like,

01:14:44.000 like if he's angry,

01:14:45.140 he's angry and that's never funny.

01:14:46.700 You have to detach yourself from it.

01:14:48.640 Yeah.

01:14:49.540 All right.

01:14:49.820 Well,

01:14:50.020 here's another Mike Johnson joke.

01:14:51.420 I don't know how this one's going to go over with you.

01:14:53.560 Mike Johnson looks like a cross between an altar boy and the priest who

01:14:57.680 abused him.

01:15:00.680 Okay.

01:15:01.120 I appreciate it.

01:15:02.880 I like it.

01:15:03.640 You don't like that one?

01:15:04.200 Maybe in a roast,

01:15:05.500 you can get away with the quick one like that.

01:15:07.780 Well,

01:15:08.020 cause he's,

01:15:08.420 he just said, 1.00

01:15:09.080 go fuck yourself. 1.00

01:15:10.040 Right? 1.00

01:15:10.940 Yeah.

01:15:11.380 And then he's,

01:15:12.200 then he said the altar boy and the priest that abuse him. 1.00

01:15:14.460 So it's almost like he's fucking himself. 1.00

01:15:16.760 That's where my mind went. 1.00

01:15:18.440 Yeah.

01:15:18.680 Right.

01:15:20.220 I'm don't give him the,

01:15:21.300 the imagery in all of this.

01:15:23.160 Don't give him the credit.

01:15:23.940 It's probably just like,

01:15:24.960 he's again,

01:15:25.520 he's just angry.

01:15:26.240 Like if he wasn't angry,

01:15:27.360 I could be like,

01:15:27.920 this was crafted.

01:15:28.680 He's mad, 0.59

01:15:29.180 but that's where my brain went with it.

01:15:32.180 I want to be a fly on the wall when Tom Myers watches this.

01:15:35.120 And he's like,

01:15:35.840 yeah,

01:15:36.280 I am like Kubrick.

01:15:38.800 Find the guy who gets it.

01:15:40.040 Yeah,

01:15:40.060 this guy gets it.

01:15:40.940 Give him my number. 1.00

01:15:41.640 I'll feed him bullshit all day. 1.00

01:15:42.980 It's great. 1.00

01:15:45.040 All right.

01:15:45.640 Let's talk about Mitch McConnell.

01:15:47.900 Mitch McConnell is no longer the leader of the Senate Republicans,

01:15:50.620 but is now the chair of the Senate ethics committee,

01:15:54.480 which is ideal because if anyone ever asks him about the possibility of

01:15:59.080 releasing a report on ethics charges of his fellow senators,

01:16:02.560 he can freeze and not answer the question.

01:16:05.140 Okay.

01:16:08.520 So a guilty pleasure of mine,

01:16:10.120 got to admit watching old people have strokes on stage has been very funny 1.00

01:16:15.760 to me.

01:16:16.520 Mitch McConnell specifically has happened twice now.

01:16:18.160 It's fun.

01:16:18.580 I think it's maybe four times.

01:16:19.840 What the latest time his legs just decided,

01:16:22.140 like he's walking on stage and his legs said,

01:16:23.820 and they just like straightened up.

01:16:25.280 And he just,

01:16:25.660 very funny.

01:16:27.680 That.

01:16:28.300 Oh yeah.

01:16:28.780 I see that.

01:16:29.380 Okay,

01:16:29.620 good.

01:16:30.200 I wonder what mine's going to be like.

01:16:32.480 Hopefully it's on this show.

01:16:33.700 I'm going to get some clicks,

01:16:34.920 baby.

01:16:35.400 You know how many thumbnails are going to make?

01:16:37.180 Producer Chris's stroke.

01:16:38.480 Did you know Toad had a seizure?

01:16:40.280 A grand mal.

01:16:41.420 Yeah.

01:16:42.020 Yeah.

01:16:42.400 It was catastrophic.

01:16:43.880 No,

01:16:44.180 no.

01:16:44.700 At his job.

01:16:46.040 Oh,

01:16:46.680 no fun.

01:16:49.580 Apparently it's catastrophic,

01:16:50.940 but I mean,

01:16:51.740 it must've been hilarious.

01:16:54.660 Speaking of hilarious,

01:16:55.640 here's the next joke.

01:16:56.560 Joke number eight of the monologue,

01:16:58.040 everyone.

01:16:58.600 The new leader of the Senate Republicans is South Dakota Senator John Thune.

01:17:02.300 If you don't know who John Thune is,

01:17:05.760 imagine Dr.

01:17:07.060 Frankenstein building a monster and using Ronald Reagan's skin.

01:17:12.820 That one I don't even get.

01:17:14.120 I don't get it either.

01:17:15.420 Yeah.

01:17:15.840 I really don't understand what he's going for on that one.

01:17:18.620 It's just,

01:17:19.260 just to be mean.

01:17:20.560 Like,

01:17:20.820 like we get it.

01:17:21.320 You don't like these people.

01:17:22.420 It's just,

01:17:23.000 it's just mean.

01:17:23.920 Also,

01:17:24.260 Frankenstein wasn't trying to build a monster.

01:17:26.160 No,

01:17:26.600 it just was a by-product.

01:17:28.140 Yeah.

01:17:29.120 Give the guy some credit.

01:17:29.880 but oh,

01:17:31.800 let's get into some,

01:17:32.960 some race jokes,

01:17:34.580 some race humor.

01:17:35.660 Because as we all know, 1.00

01:17:37.160 Trump's a pretty big racist. 1.00

01:17:38.280 So let's hear this. 1.00

01:17:39.420 Donald Trump's new cabinet looks to be mostly white people.

01:17:43.700 Despite the pledges he made to people of color and the support he received 1.00

01:17:48.200 from African-Americans,

01:17:49.320 Latinos,

01:17:50.080 et cetera. 0.99

01:17:51.040 It's fitting that his black supporters are the first ones he ditched as the 1.00

01:17:54.980 second Trump administration promises to be just like a horror movie. 0.94

01:18:03.000 Big leap on that one.

01:18:04.260 We thought the Tik TOK one was confusing.

01:18:06.720 Okay.

01:18:07.760 Tom,

01:18:08.280 when you watch this,

01:18:09.860 here is where you could have went.

01:18:11.660 So,

01:18:12.380 all right.

01:18:12.800 I,

01:18:12.980 the rest of the stuff that you said in the beginning was just, 0.99

01:18:15.200 I'm trying to write it off as like bullshit. 0.95

01:18:17.360 Like a lot of it's propaganda and I'm trying to detach my political mind. 0.99

01:18:21.260 Right.

01:18:21.320 Yeah.

01:18:21.400 Let's not,

01:18:21.720 let's not worry about that.

01:18:22.720 Jokes,

01:18:24.040 jokes,

01:18:24.940 purely jokes.

01:18:25.800 What you could have done was somehow equate like, 0.56

01:18:28.520 so horror movie and black people, 0.97

01:18:30.180 black people, 0.99

01:18:30.660 the first people to be killed in horror movies. 1.00

01:18:32.600 You could have done something there that they were killed off immediately,

01:18:35.960 like in the horror movies.

01:18:37.600 But you might've had to like cross a line that would have been,

01:18:40.540 that would have made you look actually racist.

01:18:42.620 And unfortunately you can't do that.

01:18:44.520 So therefore you can't be funny.

01:18:45.860 Very sad.

01:18:47.200 Sad news.

01:18:47.940 The leap to the horror movie thing.

01:18:50.340 Like he just doesn't know how to connect thoughts well.

01:18:53.160 It's just like,

01:18:53.800 okay.

01:18:54.980 It's there though.

01:18:55.800 There's something.

01:18:56.880 Maybe I wouldn't be able to figure it out either,

01:18:59.600 but all right.

01:19:01.200 Let's talk about Pete Hegseth.

01:19:04.160 Trump has really set the bar low for his cabinet appointments. 1.00

01:19:07.180 Imagine if you did half the shit. 1.00

01:19:10.000 Hi, 1.00

01:19:10.700 I'm Darren Marlar host of the weird darkness podcast.

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01:20:10.760 That Pete Hegseth did or was accused of and your boss found out.

01:20:16.020 Jim,

01:20:16.640 you've been getting drunk on the job too much.

01:20:19.180 You're acting out of control of company parties and you're making your female coworkers uncomfortable.

01:20:24.580 You're not qualified to stock shelves on the graveyard shift anymore.

01:20:30.060 The only job for which you're qualified is secretary of defense of the United States of America.

01:20:38.600 Now that,

01:20:39.260 that got some,

01:20:40.140 some claptor right there. 0.95

01:20:41.640 That wasn't a good punchline at all.

01:20:43.460 It's everyone saw where he was going with that.

01:20:45.600 Like you've got to do a misdirect on that one.

01:20:47.180 And you can't just say the job he actually has been confirmed for.

01:20:50.920 Yes.

01:20:51.360 And this leads back to his first joke,

01:20:53.220 doesn't it?

01:20:53.940 The joke about the comedians on the,

01:20:56.180 from the right wing perspective,

01:20:57.320 we've been,

01:20:58.560 we've had claptor for the last four years or at least like mainstream accepted and push claptor.

01:21:04.340 And it seems like that's what he wants more of.

01:21:06.900 So,

01:21:07.380 Oh yeah.

01:21:07.560 That's what he's looking for.

01:21:08.320 That's why he has these people on the panel who are sitting there and going,

01:21:10.920 yeah,

01:21:11.160 he doesn't deserve that job. 0.94

01:21:12.360 That drunk. 0.75

01:21:12.920 Yep.

01:21:13.320 Got that.

01:21:14.420 It's disgusting.

01:21:15.500 Well,

01:21:15.760 well done.

01:21:16.300 Well done.

01:21:16.680 So this is a,

01:21:18.420 he's still talking about how Pete Hegseth has a drinking problem in this next joke.

01:21:23.380 And I think Tom is stretching the truth about his own lifestyle.

01:21:28.420 Imagine the reality that's going to hit Pete Hegseth when he finally comes to the realization that this job is much harder than being a weekend anchor on Fox. 0.99

01:21:37.500 Like we've all done stupid stuff while drinking, 0.99

01:21:40.580 like woken up with some strange partner next to us in bed, 1.00

01:21:45.300 gotten a tattoo. 0.99

01:21:46.940 Imagine getting so fucked up that you wake up the next morning and find out that you're in control of the entire United States military. 0.99

01:21:55.340 All right. 0.99

01:21:56.740 And now on with the show,

01:21:58.500 please join me in welcoming Jeff Heysen,

01:22:00.420 polite kitty and Jess Feeney.

01:22:02.460 That was his big closer right there.

01:22:05.140 So Tom has never,

01:22:06.560 like he doesn't know how to relate to people who go out and get drunk and the next morning have regrets.

01:22:12.760 You know,

01:22:13.260 like when you wake up next to that partner or you get a tattoo.

01:22:17.280 Like normal human being things,

01:22:19.100 you know,

01:22:19.620 Tom has,

01:22:20.660 Tom has never done either of those things.

01:22:22.680 He's never woken up with a girl in his bed. 0.87

01:22:25.260 That's for damn sure. 0.96

01:22:26.220 His own cat doesn't like him. 0.97

01:22:27.480 Yeah,

01:22:27.800 that's for sure.

01:22:28.760 I guarantee like getting drunk and then getting a tattoo that you got to make an appointment and they're not open real late sometimes.

01:22:36.160 I mean,

01:22:36.420 that's a difficult thing to pull off.

01:22:38.260 Honestly,

01:22:39.460 I'm looking at your chat now and they said that the,

01:22:42.420 it's a classic trope of people trying to fix Tom's jokes.

01:22:44.800 Do people constantly do this?

01:22:46.560 I'm sorry.

01:22:46.940 Yeah.

01:22:47.760 It's hard not to because you hear him tell you joking.

01:22:50.560 You're like,

01:22:50.740 oh my gosh,

01:22:51.160 that you could have gone in such a better direction with that or something.

01:22:54.020 Like Pat Oates comes on here,

01:22:55.360 does a phenomenal job explaining joke structure and how to actually structure these jokes properly.

01:23:00.200 But you can't teach this guy.

01:23:02.040 He will not learn.

01:23:03.180 It's nice that he has,

01:23:04.460 it's almost like this thing that he presents you where you can take it and make it good,

01:23:08.740 but it's,

01:23:09.580 it's just bad right now.

01:23:11.040 I like that.

01:23:11.820 It's like a workshop.

01:23:13.360 Yeah.

01:23:13.700 No,

01:23:13.940 I enjoy this aspect of it.

01:23:16.080 We can sit there and go,

01:23:16.960 all right,

01:23:17.100 that's terrible.

01:23:18.420 What if he tried this or tried something like that?

01:23:21.600 Here's another joke.

01:23:22.420 He throws there in the middle of the podcast.

01:23:24.860 I'm convinced that 2025 is going to be a great year because this may finally be the year when the planet decides to say, 0.99

01:23:33.560 fuck it and burn itself out of existence. 1.00

01:23:35.960 In fact, 1.00

01:23:37.240 once the United States has been defeated in world war three,

01:23:40.080 the final message that all of humanity will hear will be this.

01:23:44.780 I was not ready for that.

01:23:55.280 He's just doing a Chinese guy.

01:23:56.940 That just made my,

01:23:57.720 my favorite Tom Myers joke off of the list.

01:24:00.700 It's pretty good.

01:24:02.160 Does he know,

01:24:02.580 Tom,

01:24:02.840 do you know that that's actually racist?

01:24:04.640 You just put on yellow faces.

01:24:06.460 That's what's so great about it.

01:24:08.180 Why don't you lay off the Asian? 1.00

01:24:09.860 There goes,

01:24:10.540 there goes Saturday Night Live for Tom Myers.

01:24:13.160 Oh,

01:24:13.680 well,

01:24:14.300 don't worry though.

01:24:14.860 Get a shot at it.

01:24:15.620 Shane's done great after.

01:24:16.900 I'm sure you'll follow his trajectory.

01:24:18.740 I'm sure he'll do well.

01:24:20.200 Do you know who Earl Skakel is?

01:24:22.200 No.

01:24:23.300 Earl Skakel is a comic.

01:24:25.080 He was on TV briefly for these rap battles and things.

01:24:28.660 I got to meet him out in Las Vegas last year at Hackamania.

01:24:31.680 He was one of the,

01:24:32.620 the headliners at that show.

01:24:34.480 And he's very much on,

01:24:37.380 well,

01:24:37.580 not,

01:24:37.780 not very much.

01:24:38.500 He's been in the orbit of like misery loves company with Kevin Brennan and

01:24:41.740 stuff.

01:24:42.160 And Tom Myers is all in on that world.

01:24:45.140 Now Tom Myers is in the chat.

01:24:47.260 Every Chad Zumach show,

01:24:48.860 every Kevin Brennan show,

01:24:50.520 like any show like that,

01:24:51.940 you see Tom Myers in the chat.

01:24:53.440 So I guess Tom reached out to Earl and got Earl on his show.

01:24:56.900 And Earl's a good standup comic.

01:24:59.560 So I'm like,

01:24:59.980 great.

01:25:00.420 Let's see a real comic on the show.

01:25:02.540 Let's see what he can do.

01:25:03.400 Let's go.

01:25:04.820 It's an honor to be here.

01:25:06.160 It's a great panel.

01:25:07.160 I must say,

01:25:07.760 Tom,

01:25:08.060 you've assembled a good group.

01:25:11.460 Thank you.

01:25:12.340 So Earl,

01:25:12.840 thank you so much for joining the show.

01:25:14.640 I mean,

01:25:14.800 what are your thoughts on what's been going on so far?

01:25:17.680 Your thoughts on this humanity in general at this point?

01:25:21.220 First off,

01:25:21.960 horrible question.

01:25:22.680 Not a question at all.

01:25:24.480 What are your thoughts on what's been going on so far and humanity in

01:25:28.240 general?

01:25:29.100 It's like breathing air,

01:25:30.380 eating.

01:25:30.660 What do you mean?

01:25:31.660 Yeah.

01:25:31.860 What are we talking about?

01:25:33.580 Like just,

01:25:34.020 Hey Earl,

01:25:34.380 just say anything now.

01:25:35.680 Yeah.

01:25:35.940 It wasn't broad enough with what's been going on,

01:25:38.300 but humanity go.

01:25:40.860 All right.

01:25:41.260 Let's see what this very funny Rose comic does with that. 1.00

01:25:44.500 Well,

01:25:44.980 just the fact that Elon Musk is the,

01:25:47.080 I mean,

01:25:47.360 is JD Vance even the vice president?

01:25:49.840 I mean,

01:25:50.200 it seems like Musk has more juice than he does.

01:25:53.460 And,

01:25:53.780 you know,

01:25:54.680 I voted for Trump in 2020,

01:25:56.860 you know,

01:25:57.260 2016.

01:25:57.800 I said,

01:25:58.340 let me see how he does first four years.

01:26:00.640 Hi,

01:26:01.160 I'm Darren Marlar,

01:26:02.160 host of the weird darkness podcast.

01:26:03.860 I want to talk about the most important tool in my podcast belt.

01:26:07.220 Spreaker is the all in one platform that makes it easy to record,

01:26:10.660 host,

01:26:10.860 and distribute your show everywhere from Apple podcasts to Spotify.

01:26:14.560 But the real game changer for me was Spreaker's monetization.

01:26:18.060 Spreaker offers dynamic ad insertion.

01:26:20.340 That means you can automatically insert ads into your episodes.

01:26:23.220 No editing required.

01:26:24.660 And with Spreaker's programmatic ads,

01:26:26.520 they'll bring the ads to you and you get paid for every download.

01:26:29.680 This turned my podcasting hobby into a full-time career.

01:26:32.780 Spreaker also has a premium subscription model where your most dedicated listeners can pay for

01:26:37.360 bonus content or early access,

01:26:39.460 adding another revenue stream to what you're already doing.

01:26:42.120 And the best part,

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01:26:57.620 That's S-P-R-E-A-K-E-R.com. 0.88

01:27:01.140 It's like a cool episode of The Apprentice.

01:27:03.300 And, uh, and then, no, I just couldn't vote for him anymore.

01:27:07.740 You know, the felony convictions, you know,

01:27:11.400 the 36 women accusing him of various things.

01:27:14.680 I mean, they all ain't lying.

01:27:16.880 Good stuff, Earl.

01:27:18.920 Thanks so much for coming on and giving us your hot take.

01:27:22.820 I hate when they do this to stand-up comedians.

01:27:25.800 So they, like, uh, Bill Burr is one of the latest where they're like,

01:27:29.020 Bill Burr, very funny guy. 0.98

01:27:30.520 Uh, you can fucking make a joke out of anything. 0.98

01:27:32.920 Give us your political takes. 0.99

01:27:34.280 And then I'm like, stop it, man.

01:27:36.480 Let this smoke.

01:27:37.140 Like, you're a chef.

01:27:38.540 And then I ask you to farm.

01:27:40.040 It's, these are different things.

01:27:41.080 Let them be funny. 1.00

01:27:42.280 But they do the shit all the time. 1.00

01:27:43.180 Like a tempered joke. 1.00

01:27:43.680 Yeah, right.

01:27:44.380 Exactly.

01:27:45.360 Uh, all right.

01:27:45.840 Here's the final thought.

01:27:46.820 He likes to give his final thought at the end of the program.

01:27:49.480 But before we go, I'd like to conclude with this brief final thought.

01:27:53.920 My prediction for the next few years is that it will blow by

01:27:56.940 and will be over before we know it.

01:27:58.560 Owing to the fact that people will take so many drugs

01:28:01.100 that it will block out this entire period for many of them.

01:28:04.160 People ask if I'm worried about harassing direct messages

01:28:07.320 or even death threats because of some of the things I say on this show.

01:28:11.820 My thought is this.

01:28:13.700 If it gets to the point where at the moment my life is being drained from me,

01:28:17.660 if I have an orgasm when it happens,

01:28:20.020 then at least I will have led a charmed life.

01:28:22.420 Peace out, lots of love, and good day, everybody. 0.99

01:28:27.240 What the fuck was that? 0.98

01:28:29.100 The biggest mess so far. 0.99

01:28:30.620 If it turns out I'm having an orgasm while I'm dying, happy days. 0.84

01:28:36.340 What? 1.00

01:28:37.400 His incentive structure is fucked. 1.00

01:28:39.720 So, like, he doesn't understand what a joke is, 0.99

01:28:42.720 and he also doesn't understand what is good or funny. 0.96

01:28:44.980 So, he just thinks, like, I guess he's thinking masturbation coming. 0.97

01:28:49.900 That's great. 0.98

01:28:50.700 That's funny.

01:28:51.920 Throw that in there with whatever.

01:28:54.140 It's a mess.

01:28:56.080 Well, also, so, you know, these people, the sky is falling.

01:28:59.480 Trump is the president again.

01:29:00.840 It's the end of the world.

01:29:02.360 And they're like, well, everyone's just going to be on drugs

01:29:03.900 for the next four years,

01:29:04.820 probably just forget everything that happened

01:29:06.540 for the next four years.

01:29:07.680 Like, uh-huh.

01:29:08.900 Yeah.

01:29:09.560 Good stuff, Tom.

01:29:10.780 You nailed it.

01:29:11.560 Really related to the audience.

01:29:13.340 What drugs, Tom?

01:29:13.820 Yeah, right.

01:29:14.240 Let's talk about that.

01:29:14.960 What are the drugs that we're all going to be doing

01:29:16.660 to get through this?

01:29:19.300 All right.

01:29:20.100 Well, let's get a shift away from politics now.

01:29:22.180 I want to talk to you guys about my buddy Aaron Imholt.

01:29:25.020 Please.

01:29:25.960 Please.

01:29:26.960 Please, guys.

01:29:28.680 Streamlabs, PayPal, Superchats, Rumble Rants, Venmo.

01:29:34.260 Maybe, you know what?

01:29:35.860 Maybe we don't deserve it.

01:29:37.560 Okay.

01:29:38.240 I've been covering Aaron on this little piggy,

01:29:40.980 and I haven't really talked about him that much

01:29:42.260 on this show, Who Are These Podcasts.

01:29:44.220 This little piggy is the show I do Fridays

01:29:46.080 at 4 p.m. Eastern, either on my channel

01:29:48.320 or over on Patrick Melton's channel,

01:29:50.260 sometimes on Tukey's channel.

01:29:51.900 And we've been watching Aaron

01:29:55.040 as he has been suspended from safe sport.

01:30:00.780 He's a boxer, Aaron is,

01:30:02.460 and he brags about boxing.

01:30:03.580 And the reason why this all started

01:30:04.600 is because we invited him to come out to Vegas

01:30:07.160 to be part of our shows at Hackamania.

01:30:11.300 And his response is,

01:30:12.960 no, how about I come out there

01:30:14.140 and box five of you in one bout?

01:30:19.280 He goes, George Foreman did it.

01:30:21.160 I can do it, too.

01:30:22.000 I'm going to take on five of you guys.

01:30:24.140 And he was talking about,

01:30:25.440 we have to get our safe sport license

01:30:27.820 or USA boxing things and get all that.

01:30:30.960 And all of us went, all right, sure.

01:30:33.900 Let's go for it.

01:30:35.620 So then Aaron was like looking into gyms

01:30:38.120 to try to run out

01:30:39.180 and try to figure this whole thing out.

01:30:41.440 And lo and behold,

01:30:43.740 someone did something or looked into Aaron

01:30:46.200 and it turned out he didn't have

01:30:48.660 his proper credentials to be a boxing coach.

01:30:52.760 So he applied for it,

01:30:55.180 but they have to do a background check.

01:30:56.920 And he currently has a felony looming over him.

01:31:02.800 He's got court coming up in May,

01:31:06.280 just a couple of days after Hackamania.

01:31:08.020 So when you invited him,

01:31:10.000 what were you intending him to do?

01:31:12.900 So I didn't invite him.

01:31:14.040 Patrick Melton did.

01:31:15.160 And he goes, come on the show with us.

01:31:17.240 We'll just, we'll, you know,

01:31:18.080 all of us have shows.

01:31:20.300 So we didn't invite him to fight or box

01:31:23.140 or downhill ski.

01:31:24.940 It was just like, we're going to sit

01:31:26.480 in front of microphones and talk to an audience.

01:31:29.080 That's what all of us do.

01:31:30.780 But he didn't like that idea.

01:31:32.960 He wanted to box us.

01:31:33.980 So instead he just outed his felony abuse.

01:31:37.720 Right.

01:31:38.180 So what ended up happening is

01:31:39.820 he got his license suspended

01:31:41.800 due to this background check.

01:31:43.760 And that happened a few weeks ago.

01:31:44.980 And he's guys, guys, this is nothing.

01:31:46.380 We're going to clear all this up.

01:31:47.660 I just have to give him some references.

01:31:48.960 They'll call some of my friends

01:31:50.020 and they'll get it all figured out.

01:31:52.260 I remember him saying,

01:31:53.160 they'll have it by the weekend.

01:31:54.040 And that was like on a Thursday.

01:31:55.540 Well, now weeks have gone by.

01:31:57.100 He still hasn't happened.

01:31:58.760 He still hasn't gotten this cleared up.

01:32:00.420 And he's supposed to have a fight

01:32:02.020 coming up on February 22nd

01:32:03.460 with some unknown opponent.

01:32:05.240 They haven't even figured out

01:32:05.860 who the opponent is.

01:32:06.660 And he can't anyway

01:32:07.500 because he's suspended and whatever.

01:32:10.400 So we watched a video

01:32:12.020 on this little piggy.

01:32:13.980 And for some reason,

01:32:15.060 they were streaming on social media

01:32:17.800 from Aaron's boxing gym.

01:32:20.460 And his coach, Scott,

01:32:21.720 who owns the gym,

01:32:23.200 was going,

01:32:24.060 well, now thanks to Aaron,

01:32:26.460 we all got to shape up around here

01:32:28.200 and start doing things by the book.

01:32:29.680 So that means, you know,

01:32:30.980 we have to have certain people here

01:32:32.980 if you're going to be sparring

01:32:33.940 because if something happens,

01:32:36.080 I'll be responsible as the gym.

01:32:37.780 Like basically what he was saying was

01:32:39.740 we were kind of bending the rules

01:32:41.680 with USA Boxing or SafeSport

01:32:43.900 or one of these entities.

01:32:45.140 And now they're like watching him closely

01:32:48.060 because Aaron's being investigated

01:32:49.920 and they have all these people

01:32:52.060 that they're calling

01:32:52.760 to get information about him.

01:32:54.780 And so Aaron kind of like

01:32:55.800 spoiled it for everyone.

01:32:57.360 That's amazing.

01:32:57.940 So we watched that video

01:32:59.820 and we analyzed it

01:33:02.600 just like I did now.

01:33:03.620 And then watched Aaron come on and go,

01:33:05.580 guys, you don't even understand

01:33:06.980 what was going on in that video.

01:33:07.920 He was just trying to get people

01:33:08.640 fired up before practice.

01:33:10.100 This is what he does.

01:33:10.940 This is what Coach Scott is all about.

01:33:13.680 And so he was trying to brush it out

01:33:15.160 as like it was not a big deal at all.

01:33:17.220 But then Aaron wasn't going

01:33:18.860 to the gym anymore.

01:33:20.140 And Aaron's like, well, I was sick.

01:33:21.760 And Scott said, stay home.

01:33:22.880 If you're sick, don't worry about it.

01:33:25.020 So people started speculating

01:33:26.740 that Aaron's not allowed at the gym anymore

01:33:29.920 since he hadn't been there

01:33:31.080 and his license is suspended

01:33:32.200 and you're not supposed to be coaching.

01:33:34.400 They have like teenagers and stuff there.

01:33:37.680 So Aaron's big idea was

01:33:40.220 I know what I'll do.

01:33:42.480 I'll go to the gym

01:33:43.520 and I'll shoot a video

01:33:45.980 that'll stream on social media

01:33:47.660 and then someone will clip it

01:33:49.500 and put it on YouTube

01:33:50.280 and it'll prove all the haters 1.00

01:33:52.800 that they're idiots. 1.00

01:33:54.440 I'm still boxing at the gym. 1.00

01:33:56.960 So this was his big plan.

01:33:58.800 And I want to show you

01:33:59.940 how he pulled this off.

01:34:01.100 It starts off,

01:34:02.600 we're supposed to believe

01:34:03.560 that this just kind of happened impromptu,

01:34:05.700 that it wasn't pre-planned or anything.

01:34:09.080 Coach Scott's just going to walk over

01:34:10.600 and you're going to see Aaron

01:34:12.020 hitting the heavy bag.

01:34:13.900 Just not even realize

01:34:14.880 that this is going to happen in a second.

01:34:17.000 Hey, you know,

01:34:17.820 I just wanted to introduce somebody

01:34:20.560 that was kind of away from the scene.

01:34:22.800 Hey, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron.

01:34:25.320 Hey, who is this guy?

01:34:27.100 Hey, whatever.

01:34:27.900 Did you see the way he like got three hard shots

01:34:30.040 because he knew the camera was on him?

01:34:32.040 Like, ba-ba-ba, yeah. 0.53

01:34:32.960 But, oh, hey,

01:34:33.740 I didn't even see you over there.

01:34:34.720 What's going on?

01:34:37.400 Former, what do you say,

01:34:40.180 attendees that have been coming

01:34:41.840 and coaching.

01:34:43.720 Hey, guys.

01:34:44.160 They've been participating.

01:34:47.520 Okay.

01:34:48.520 So, now, Coach Scott,

01:34:50.960 because him and Aaron

01:34:51.580 have been talking about this

01:34:52.780 and Aaron tells him,

01:34:53.620 like, yeah, the people say

01:34:54.240 that I'm not coming to the gym

01:34:55.600 and I'm not a coach

01:34:56.600 and, you know,

01:34:57.320 they played that video of you

01:34:58.420 saying that you were upset with me.

01:35:00.040 So, now,

01:35:01.100 he's working together with Aaron

01:35:03.080 because Aaron has to get everyone involved.

01:35:04.860 Like, Aaron has this horrible troll issue going on

01:35:09.320 where he's just nonstop getting trolled by everyone

01:35:11.880 and he has to put,

01:35:13.140 he put his wife in front of that for a while,

01:35:16.200 April,

01:35:16.880 who then couldn't take it anymore,

01:35:18.500 left the show,

01:35:19.100 then divorced him.

01:35:20.400 Now, he's throwing his coach

01:35:21.740 in front of this for some reason.

01:35:24.160 Are you guys in, like,

01:35:25.080 are you guys doing all this? 1.00

01:35:27.640 I'm not doing any of this shit. 0.99

01:35:29.360 I'm just reporting on it. 0.99

01:35:31.260 I'm just reporting on the news here.

01:35:34.640 So, Aaron thinks that this video right here

01:35:38.040 is going to upset all of these trolls

01:35:40.020 who were saying that Aaron's no longer going to the gym.

01:35:42.740 You know, isn't America great?

01:35:45.180 Because, you know,

01:35:45.920 you have a choice to do things,

01:35:47.500 good things and bad things.

01:35:49.020 You know,

01:35:49.300 things that people, you know,

01:35:50.500 might not like.

01:35:52.080 And, you know,

01:35:53.040 I was kind of missing Aaron.

01:35:54.900 I know.

01:35:55.580 Who doesn't?

01:35:56.380 Yeah, well.

01:35:57.160 It's the good looks.

01:35:58.200 It's the good looks.

01:35:58.840 It's gotta be.

01:35:59.800 I don't have a man crush on him, but.

01:36:02.000 We don't have a matinee idol if I'm not here.

01:36:03.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:36:05.440 You know,

01:36:05.920 I can tend to miss you on Thursday.

01:36:07.920 You know,

01:36:08.540 but,

01:36:08.800 but yeah,

01:36:09.320 you've been sick though. 0.91

01:36:10.320 You know,

01:36:10.560 and,

01:36:10.940 you know,

01:36:11.400 I mean,

01:36:11.720 it's cold,

01:36:12.320 but you're here.

01:36:13.020 That is so scripted right there.

01:36:14.740 You know,

01:36:14.960 I missed you on Thursdays,

01:36:16.400 but you were sick though. 0.89

01:36:18.540 That's why you weren't here.

01:36:19.860 Isn't that what we agreed?

01:36:20.760 I would say on this.

01:36:21.820 Like,

01:36:22.000 that's not a natural thing.

01:36:23.680 There's a guy,

01:36:24.280 there's a guy behind the camera

01:36:25.360 just like flipping through cards.

01:36:27.160 Thursdays sick.

01:36:30.520 Glad you're back.

01:36:31.320 Missed you.

01:36:31.900 Okay.

01:36:32.880 I'm glad you're here.

01:36:34.840 You know what?

01:36:35.580 I want him to be here

01:36:37.000 because he's a part of the team in that.

01:36:39.560 So,

01:36:39.700 but.

01:36:40.300 So we definitely went to Scott

01:36:42.520 and went,

01:36:43.060 Scott,

01:36:43.300 you got to help me out here.

01:36:44.380 This video of you ranting about me

01:36:46.460 and upset with me.

01:36:47.800 Everyone's playing on their shows

01:36:49.440 and talking about it.

01:36:50.660 You got to show that we're cool.

01:36:51.920 All right.

01:36:52.280 And everything's good.

01:36:53.260 So he's forcing Scott to do this.

01:36:55.380 I shouldn't say forcing.

01:36:56.500 Maybe Scott was,

01:36:57.020 just like,

01:36:57.240 oh,

01:36:57.400 I'll make it right.

01:36:58.060 I don't know.

01:36:59.120 Coach Scott is just kind of

01:37:00.380 looking at his shoes

01:37:01.280 while he's lying here. 0.99

01:37:03.080 Coach Scott doesn't give a fuck about this. 0.99

01:37:04.960 He's just like, 0.99

01:37:06.060 what do you just realize?

01:37:07.340 I don't think he realizes

01:37:08.040 what he's getting himself into either,

01:37:09.480 but well,

01:37:09.920 we'll see.

01:37:10.820 You know,

01:37:11.140 I hope,

01:37:11.440 I hope to see you here more.

01:37:13.600 Is that.

01:37:14.360 What's wrong with Thursdays?

01:37:15.760 Thursdays are good.

01:37:16.580 I like Thursdays.

01:37:17.460 Cause you know,

01:37:18.060 you fit in well with Thursdays.

01:37:19.820 I think so.

01:37:20.840 You're pissing a lot of people off right now.

01:37:22.520 I am.

01:37:25.340 Okay.

01:37:25.860 So this right here,

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01:38:24.020 That's S-P-R-E-A-K-E-R.com. 1.00

01:38:27.620 Is why Aaron is the dumbest guy. 0.99

01:38:30.820 So he just said he like, 1.00

01:38:32.500 he thinks he's getting over on everyone.

01:38:34.340 You're pissing a lot of people off by saying that you like me here on Thursday's coaching

01:38:37.360 because they want to think that you don't like me and you're mad at me and I'm not allowed to coach here anymore.

01:38:41.700 All this does.

01:38:42.940 And I'll,

01:38:43.800 I'll speak to Aaron directly.

01:38:45.160 I'm sure he watches some clips.

01:38:46.500 Sometimes all he's doing is showing he's completely controlled by his detractors.

01:38:52.720 He is now being forced to get his gym involved and the owner of the gym and their social media.

01:38:59.460 And he's having these conversations about what are we going to talk about in order to get over on my trolls.

01:39:05.180 It's like,

01:39:05.660 once you do this,

01:39:07.100 once you go down this road, 0.99

01:39:08.420 they will never stop fucking with your personal life. 0.99

01:39:11.900 This is going to be, 0.99

01:39:13.100 I mean,

01:39:13.440 people are going to talk about his girlfriend's slam piece.

01:39:18.200 You know,

01:39:18.300 people have already figured out what her name is and it's going to be like,

01:39:21.760 you've shown now how much this bothers you,

01:39:23.760 Aaron.

01:39:24.320 And that's all anyone's going to try to do from here on out.

01:39:26.580 I'm not advocating it. 0.93

01:39:27.840 I don't think you should fuck with people's personal lives or the gym they work at or, 0.98

01:39:31.280 you know, 0.98

01:39:31.620 whatever their hobby is.

01:39:33.220 That's the other thing too.

01:39:34.240 Aaron thinks he's so cool because he's boxing as a hobby.

01:39:37.840 He's not a good boxer.

01:39:39.140 I've seen his matches.

01:39:40.140 He's bad at it.

01:39:41.080 He got TKO in the first round against a teenager.

01:39:44.260 He's not good.

01:39:45.600 Doesn't have good technique,

01:39:46.700 but he thinks it's so cool.

01:39:47.960 And he's just like,

01:39:48.340 see guys,

01:39:49.000 I do have a hobby.

01:39:50.020 I'm like,

01:39:50.220 yeah,

01:39:50.380 yeah,

01:39:50.500 we all do.

01:39:51.200 We all have hobbies.

01:39:51.940 Yeah.

01:39:52.480 We talked about this because Melton invited him to Vegas because we all do shows.

01:39:59.040 Right.

01:39:59.440 That would be the common ground.

01:40:01.100 It's the common ground.

01:40:01.660 Yes.

01:40:01.900 He's like,

01:40:02.220 no,

01:40:02.880 I have a hobby.

01:40:04.160 Right.

01:40:04.560 Does he have a,

01:40:06.120 does he have like a large show or is it like,

01:40:09.280 so he does a thing where he bags,

01:40:12.340 he comes on Monday through Thursday morning,

01:40:16.200 6 a.m.

01:40:16.780 He goes for four to four and a half hours and he begs for $350 each episode.

01:40:21.640 That's his goal.

01:40:22.620 Then he goes back on again at the nighttime on Monday,

01:40:25.420 Tuesday,

01:40:25.640 and Wednesday,

01:40:26.120 begs for another $250 at nighttime.

01:40:28.780 And then Friday is rumble Friday where you give him money to play videos that

01:40:33.680 you send to him.

01:40:34.660 And if you give him more money,

01:40:35.940 he'll play the entire video or I'll bump it up and play it immediately.

01:40:39.300 So he is typically hitting his goals,

01:40:44.060 which is good money.

01:40:45.740 Does he want to be a co-host on a Christian conspiracy show? 1.00

01:40:50.100 He could send me his dick. 1.00

01:40:51.720 And if it's good enough, 1.00

01:40:52.980 we'll swap this baby out. 0.99

01:40:54.500 I like this guy.

01:40:55.780 All right.

01:40:56.280 So there you go.

01:40:56.880 Aaron,

01:40:57.120 you're getting job offers now from top lobster.

01:40:59.700 He would,

01:41:00.180 he might be good on that.

01:41:00.980 He definitely has been into Christianity.

01:41:04.860 So what happened with him?

01:41:05.980 And I don't want to get into the long story,

01:41:07.420 but he was married to this chick and they were co-hosts on the show.

01:41:11.020 And then they started hanging out with Nick Ricada and Nick Ricada's wife,

01:41:15.620 Kayla.

01:41:16.220 Oh,

01:41:16.500 and they started wife swapping and doing a bunch of drugs and stuff.

01:41:20.900 And then Aaron decided to stop doing that.

01:41:24.340 And so April stayed with Nick.

01:41:26.020 He lost his wife to, 0.92

01:41:27.280 to Nick Ricada.

01:41:29.660 And since then there's been felonies.

01:41:33.420 There's been a lot of different charges and court cases and, 0.98

01:41:35.940 and all sorts of shit that's been going on. 0.94

01:41:38.380 I didn't realize that this was such a tragedy. 0.98

01:41:40.180 I I'm familiar with what happened with Ricada.

01:41:42.480 I didn't know this.

01:41:43.140 Yeah.

01:41:43.780 Yeah.

01:41:44.340 Everyone knows that Ricada thing. 1.00

01:41:46.400 So this is the guy,

01:41:47.700 Aaron that was punked by him.

01:41:50.340 And so he's constantly trying to show that he's cool and masculine and he's

01:41:55.040 winning like this.

01:41:56.700 He's so desperate for a W this week.

01:41:58.760 This video screams of desperation.

01:42:01.080 I think you're not,

01:42:01.940 you're not using the correct word,

01:42:03.260 Carl.

01:42:03.540 It's not punked.

01:42:04.400 It's cucked.

01:42:05.480 That's what happened there.

01:42:06.720 He was cucked.

01:42:07.920 I'm sorry.

01:42:08.320 And also we found out top lobster.

01:42:10.080 You're not going to like this.

01:42:11.800 We had Nick on our show,

01:42:13.240 this little piggy and Tukey asked if Aaron has ever tasted his essence.

01:42:17.840 And it turns out that yes,

01:42:20.220 Aaron did lick up Nick Ricada's.

01:42:22.520 Yeah,

01:42:22.940 but I didn't even like it.

01:42:24.180 So another win for the toe. 0.83

01:42:26.020 Where'd he lick it?

01:42:27.080 Where'd he lick it from?

01:42:30.140 I believe off of April's chest,

01:42:34.940 if I'm not mistaken.

01:42:37.940 I mean,

01:42:38.680 Aaron did not Aaron totally denies that this happened,

01:42:42.480 but this is the story that's been told.

01:42:44.920 I believe it.

01:42:45.820 It seems like something that would happen.

01:42:47.360 This is tragic.

01:42:48.460 This guy's life is tragic.

01:42:49.900 Do you still want him on your show?

01:42:51.060 He seems like perfect for you.

01:42:52.020 I do.

01:42:52.560 Yes.

01:42:53.320 I like,

01:42:54.020 I like the fact that he's like,

01:42:55.220 yeah,

01:42:55.380 so what? 1.00

01:42:55.700 This guy fucked my wife. 1.00

01:42:56.660 I boxed though. 1.00

01:42:57.580 Like he picked up like a boxing habit to prove his man.

01:43:00.460 It's,

01:43:00.760 it's really sad,

01:43:01.780 dude.

01:43:02.860 All right.

01:43:03.500 Really sad.

01:43:03.820 So now we're going to see the coach is rambling.

01:43:06.140 He doesn't really know what else to say.

01:43:07.780 And this is funny.

01:43:09.120 You know,

01:43:09.700 and you know,

01:43:11.440 God,

01:43:11.800 I tell you,

01:43:12.620 it's like,

01:43:13.220 I mean,

01:43:13.600 I'm kind of on the verge of,

01:43:17.060 you know,

01:43:17.460 maybe,

01:43:18.060 you know,

01:43:18.540 death.

01:43:20.560 With that, 0.92

01:43:21.880 with that attitude,

01:43:23.540 counting the days.

01:43:24.580 Counting the days.

01:43:25.560 Yeah,

01:43:25.720 I know.

01:43:26.320 And,

01:43:26.580 you know,

01:43:26.720 I need people to kind of step in and take over.

01:43:28.720 Yes,

01:43:28.920 sir.

01:43:29.240 Yes,

01:43:29.440 sir.

01:43:29.740 I don't know.

01:43:31.180 Anything special you want me to say?

01:43:32.820 How telling is that?

01:43:38.200 Anything special you want me to say?

01:43:39.940 He turns to Aaron after he's just going,

01:43:41.620 I don't know.

01:43:42.540 I don't know what's going on.

01:43:44.180 Anything you want me to say?

01:43:45.420 Like,

01:43:45.720 yeah,

01:43:45.840 this was all orchestrated by Aaron.

01:43:48.000 Obviously.

01:43:49.060 Yeah.

01:43:49.360 No one's fooled by the,

01:43:50.560 oh,

01:43:50.660 I was just punching the heavy bag and you walked over to me.

01:43:52.400 What's up?

01:43:53.040 Oh,

01:43:53.220 I didn't see you there.

01:43:54.460 No one's fooled by that at all.

01:43:56.020 It did have like porno vibes,

01:43:57.340 right?

01:43:57.580 Like when it kind of,

01:43:58.760 I was like, 1.00

01:43:59.260 is he going to fuck this guy? 1.00

01:44:00.160 What are you showing me? 1.00

01:44:01.780 I was thinking more of a Wendy's training video,

01:44:03.780 but yeah, 0.94

01:44:04.440 porn. 0.92

01:44:04.700 It reminds me of, 0.85

01:44:06.480 if you watch,

01:44:07.060 who are these socials?

01:44:08.160 The show I do with blind Mike woke dad is constantly working on his mugs.

01:44:13.220 And he's making those designs on the bottom.

01:44:15.060 And he did a Tik TOK video recently where he's saying this profound thing.

01:44:18.820 And he's,

01:44:19.220 you know,

01:44:19.880 playing with this thing and he's working on it.

01:44:21.740 And then at the end of the video,

01:44:22.900 he shows it.

01:44:23.460 It's done.

01:44:24.220 It's completed.

01:44:25.220 It's like,

01:44:25.720 he didn't just like turn on his phone and just like,

01:44:28.220 I'll just say a thing I want to say.

01:44:29.540 He's like,

01:44:29.760 no,

01:44:29.940 I'm going to get right to this point.

01:44:31.100 And then I'll act like I'm still tinkering.

01:44:32.700 And then I'll show it.

01:44:33.960 It's like,

01:44:34.360 you're not fooling anyone.

01:44:36.760 I'm actually looking at his show metrics right now.

01:44:38.860 And I can tell a lot by,

01:44:40.240 so these are rumble.

01:44:41.060 So they're rumble numbers,

01:44:41.980 a little inflated,

01:44:43.020 but he's got less than 4,000 followers.

01:44:45.600 And each of his videos is doing eight to nine,

01:44:48.860 some 10,000 views,

01:44:50.320 which means that like people are watching,

01:44:52.820 not necessarily subscribe to you,

01:44:54.600 Aaron.

01:44:55.320 It's not a good look.

01:44:56.540 I don't,

01:44:57.340 you're not.

01:44:58.520 He's on YouTube also.

01:45:00.140 He's on YouTube as well.

01:45:01.300 Okay.

01:45:01.520 Well,

01:45:01.700 we're going to have to check this guy.

01:45:02.980 Last week,

01:45:03.460 he only did rumble because he was kicked off of,

01:45:05.340 he had a suspension from YouTube for a week.

01:45:07.200 Ah,

01:45:07.460 yeah.

01:45:07.720 One struggle,

01:45:08.420 brother.

01:45:08.680 I get it.

01:45:10.120 Yep.

01:45:10.880 All right.

01:45:11.160 So this is more of in your faces,

01:45:13.200 haters.

01:45:14.520 I'm just glad you let me in tonight.

01:45:16.900 Seeing as I'm kicked out.

01:45:17.980 Well,

01:45:18.240 yeah,

01:45:18.540 I just,

01:45:20.620 yeah.

01:45:21.440 Holy cats.

01:45:22.440 I know you forgot.

01:45:23.800 I forgot.

01:45:25.320 You let me in.

01:45:26.060 I just,

01:45:26.620 I do. 1.00

01:45:27.100 Stupid asshole. 1.00

01:45:28.100 That's weird. 1.00

01:45:29.100 That's weird.

01:45:29.480 So again,

01:45:31.560 that's like in your face,

01:45:33.260 haters.

01:45:34.380 I'm not kicked out of my gym.

01:45:36.360 And you guys thought I was,

01:45:38.040 it looks like he threatened this old guy,

01:45:40.080 right?

01:45:40.480 Like,

01:45:40.960 yeah,

01:45:41.300 I got that too.

01:45:43.180 Yeah.

01:45:43.540 I don't like that.

01:45:44.240 I Googled his name and it's just as Minnesota podcast host,

01:45:47.020 Aaron Amholt arrested after live streaming crime.

01:45:49.860 So I'm like,

01:45:50.440 this guy's not a good dude,

01:45:51.660 huh?

01:45:52.540 No.

01:45:53.400 There's a lot of things I could tell you about this guy,

01:45:55.440 but that crime specifically.

01:45:57.480 So after he had broken up with his wife and no longer dating Nick's wife

01:46:03.560 or whatever they were doing,

01:46:05.000 he was on a show with this guy,

01:46:06.100 Gina Bisconte.

01:46:07.080 Oh yeah.

01:46:07.360 And he decided to send a nude pic of Kayla to Gina live on the show.

01:46:12.920 And he goes,

01:46:13.500 your boy didn't do too bad,

01:46:14.960 huh?

01:46:15.600 What do you think about the tattoo on the boob or whatever they said?

01:46:18.700 And so they press charges for revenge porn.

01:46:22.260 Yeah.

01:46:22.580 And that's a felony.

01:46:25.300 Whoops.

01:46:26.200 Whoopsie.

01:46:26.740 And what's crazy is that Aaron didn't take a deal.

01:46:29.180 They actually have a trial date set,

01:46:32.800 which I've unheard of. 1.00

01:46:35.220 No one goes to trial anymore for shit. 1.00

01:46:36.880 That's crazy. 1.00

01:46:37.760 This guy's just stacking L's.

01:46:39.940 Wow.

01:46:41.740 He's supposed to have this boxing match.

01:46:43.460 He was talking about it for a while,

01:46:45.480 February 22nd.

01:46:47.000 His gym is bringing a bunch of people in,

01:46:49.400 or maybe they're doing it at another location,

01:46:51.880 but a bunch of the guys who all box at this gym are going to be boxing

01:46:55.280 other opponents on February 22nd.

01:46:57.360 And so they start talking about that and listen to Aaron in the background.

01:47:00.160 He's trying to scream something and he keeps repeating it to make sure it

01:47:03.300 gets heard.

01:47:03.760 Is he at the event next Saturday?

01:47:05.620 He's going to be there.

01:47:06.960 Oh, that's right.

01:47:07.680 It's next Saturday.

01:47:08.280 Oh, that Mr.

01:47:08.900 Jim.

01:47:09.180 Maybe safe.

01:47:10.400 We have a home show.

01:47:11.340 We have a home show.

01:47:12.240 Hey,

01:47:12.440 there's a boxing.

01:47:13.480 That's yeah.

01:47:13.980 There's a hundred,

01:47:14.980 there's a hundred people.

01:47:16.440 A hundred people.

01:47:17.240 Well,

01:47:17.480 that's right.

01:47:17.900 Yeah.

01:47:18.140 Next Saturday night,

01:47:19.520 uh,

01:47:20.000 team three.

01:47:20.680 I got a team from Sioux Falls,

01:47:22.080 South Dakota.

01:47:22.720 They got three boxers.

01:47:24.020 Barbell North Dakota coming down.

01:47:26.100 What was he doing right there?

01:47:27.480 He walks back to the heavy bag and just starts touching it a little bit.

01:47:30.740 This is my heavy bag. 0.99

01:47:31.720 But he was yelling if safe sport gets their shit together, 0.99

01:47:37.260 whatever he was saying. 0.99

01:47:38.500 So he's still suspended.

01:47:40.240 He can't box on February 22nd and he's going,

01:47:43.280 yeah,

01:47:43.380 but probably by Friday we'll get it figured out.

01:47:45.240 That'll be right in the ring.

01:47:46.420 Ready to box.

01:47:48.260 Can't keep his mouth shut. 0.73

01:47:49.380 Yeah.

01:47:49.540 It's not going to happen.

01:47:50.520 It's,

01:47:50.880 it's not just admit you're not boxing on February 22nd because you're under investigation.

01:47:55.800 Still,

01:47:56.100 he's also got body language as if he doesn't really want to fight.

01:47:59.200 I don't know if you guys picked that up.

01:48:00.660 He's like,

01:48:01.040 you know,

01:48:02.340 if it's a,

01:48:03.540 right.

01:48:04.720 Watch this again.

01:48:05.840 This is funny.

01:48:07.280 Good people.

01:48:08.080 Well,

01:48:09.360 that's right.

01:48:09.820 Yeah.

01:48:10.000 Next Saturday night,

01:48:11.440 uh,

01:48:11.920 team three.

01:48:12.720 I got a team from Sioux Falls,

01:48:13.920 South Dakota.

01:48:14.600 They got three boxers.

01:48:16.060 Barbell North Dakota coming down.

01:48:18.140 I think he's going to give it a hug.

01:48:19.360 So he's got the leg.

01:48:20.320 It's all he wants.

01:48:21.120 He's the only one who gets me heavy bag.

01:48:23.600 Well,

01:48:23.960 he had the leg thing going on,

01:48:25.120 right?

01:48:25.300 As he said,

01:48:25.680 he's like,

01:48:25.920 well,

01:48:26.040 if we get it cleared up,

01:48:27.040 the leg thing,

01:48:27.540 that's like a little bit unsure.

01:48:28.600 Then he goes over to the bag to show you that I could still,

01:48:30.900 I could punch,

01:48:31.660 you know, 0.98

01:48:31.860 I'm a,

01:48:32.460 I'm a punt.

01:48:33.060 I was like,

01:48:33.280 he,

01:48:33.480 I don't know.

01:48:34.480 Maybe his opponent lined up for that,

01:48:36.100 that fight or whatever is he know,

01:48:37.800 he knows the guy.

01:48:38.940 He doesn't want to fight this guy.

01:48:40.520 That's just what I'm getting from him there.

01:48:42.620 Yeah.

01:48:42.940 I don't think he's ready.

01:48:43.880 I don't think he's prepared for that.

01:48:45.100 He's got a lot of other worries at his life.

01:48:47.140 Well,

01:48:47.660 so that happened Friday morning.

01:48:49.700 So this clip,

01:48:50.540 Doom put this clip up.

01:48:51.760 And so Friday morning,

01:48:53.400 he's so excited.

01:48:54.920 He comes on his show.

01:48:55.860 This is yesterday.

01:48:56.540 And just immediately is screaming about this,

01:49:00.620 a major victory.

01:49:02.500 There's probably going to be a lot of people crying and whining today,

01:49:05.480 but that's okay.

01:49:08.260 That's okay.

01:49:10.120 I see.

01:49:10.980 This is what happens when you follow someone's personal life,

01:49:13.760 like a stalker.

01:49:15.420 You just get mad.

01:49:18.400 Don't do it.

01:49:19.300 Like I,

01:49:19.840 I've said it before.

01:49:21.000 I'll say it again.

01:49:22.900 If you don't want to see me smile and laugh and having a good time,

01:49:26.340 I wouldn't recommend watching my life.

01:49:29.640 If you want to be miserable and you want to be angry,

01:49:32.340 keep doing what you're doing somewhere else.

01:49:34.740 And you'll be better off. 0.98

01:49:37.420 So smug and unlikable.

01:49:39.080 When he thinks he's gotten over on the people who don't like him.

01:49:42.920 And usually all the other times.

01:49:45.220 It's crazy to me.

01:49:46.440 I always wonder if he watches this back at all.

01:49:50.540 Like,

01:49:50.940 what would he think if someone's just going through and finding his show for

01:49:54.180 the first time and he's just out there going,

01:49:56.080 man, 0.99

01:49:57.000 I fucking am crushing it. 1.00

01:49:58.420 And all these haters are crying right now. 0.99

01:49:59.940 Cause they just can't take how amazing I am.

01:50:01.860 Just so good. 0.98

01:50:02.860 Must suck to be you guys. 0.99

01:50:04.620 I'm killing it over here. 1.00

01:50:05.560 Look at my,

01:50:05.940 look how much hair I have left on my head,

01:50:07.340 bro.

01:50:07.640 So much better.

01:50:08.260 It's like,

01:50:08.540 at what point do you,

01:50:10.360 do you consider cut that all off?

01:50:12.080 Cause that's like,

01:50:12.920 that's getting bad.

01:50:14.220 It's almost to the back of your head,

01:50:15.500 bro.

01:50:16.400 Yeah.

01:50:16.680 It's not a good look.

01:50:18.000 And he used to have it.

01:50:19.220 So he would pull it out.

01:50:20.920 People call it the spider.

01:50:22.180 Cause he would try to like cover up the bald spots with the hair.

01:50:25.700 That didn't look good either.

01:50:27.380 He's struggling.

01:50:28.280 Do you think you can take this guy in a fight?

01:50:29.880 Is that why you guys said,

01:50:30.760 yeah,

01:50:30.900 come down?

01:50:31.300 No,

01:50:31.700 I definitely don't.

01:50:32.840 I don't box.

01:50:34.000 He boxes on Thursdays.

01:50:35.440 I don't box ever.

01:50:36.320 So I don't think I can take him in a fight.

01:50:38.380 I do think that five of us would beat him.

01:50:40.900 Oh,

01:50:41.320 at the same time,

01:50:42.260 he's at the same.

01:50:43.280 No,

01:50:43.400 no.

01:50:43.540 He wanted to go three rounds with each of us for three minutes,

01:50:46.720 each round.

01:50:47.960 So 15,

01:50:48.900 he was going to go 15 rounds.

01:50:50.260 It's crazy.

01:50:50.800 Against five people.

01:50:51.560 Now I wouldn't want to go first,

01:50:52.740 but I'm pretty sure by the third or fourth guy,

01:50:57.380 Aaron's going to be a little bit winded.

01:50:59.120 Yeah.

01:50:59.740 Then finally Ray DeVito just pushes him over.

01:51:02.200 Right.

01:51:04.640 So the internet is forcing Aaron to get his gym and the gym owner involved in all of this trolling.

01:51:12.920 Like he's actively getting them involved in all of this trolling.

01:51:15.700 And he thinks that he's winning.

01:51:18.880 He thinks this is going well.

01:51:21.020 That's a horrible decision that he's made.

01:51:23.720 Yeah.

01:51:24.260 It's the definition of trolling.

01:51:25.940 It's the Andy Kaufman definition.

01:51:26.980 It's when you make somebody an unwilling participant in your play and you're playing in their play,

01:51:31.660 Aaron,

01:51:32.420 but keep going.

01:51:33.340 This is a lot of fun.

01:51:34.700 He's making it very clear how sensitive he is,

01:51:37.060 especially because of how excited he is.

01:51:38.540 He thinks he got this W.

01:51:40.160 Right.

01:51:40.560 It's also a really bad look.

01:51:42.280 Yeah.

01:51:42.500 It's insight into how he thinks.

01:51:44.240 Correct.

01:51:45.380 All right.

01:51:45.880 So this goes on where,

01:51:47.700 and this is something that drives all of us crazy.

01:51:49.740 Toploff says that Aaron will say that he sees things,

01:51:53.480 especially like in discord servers or on Twitter.

01:51:55.940 And he'll say,

01:51:57.220 Oh my gosh,

01:51:57.740 everyone is saying this thing or that thing,

01:51:59.480 but he never shows a screenshot.

01:52:00.960 He never proves it.

01:52:02.860 He just says that that's what's happening.

01:52:04.560 And then we're all just supposed to believe it.

01:52:06.980 Yeah.

01:52:07.140 Patrick says Scott's recording was so cringe.

01:52:09.640 Oh buddy.

01:52:10.400 I saw,

01:52:11.320 I got sent the discord clips,

01:52:13.320 boy, 0.99

01:52:13.700 were they triggered into a goddamn forest fire. 0.99

01:52:17.060 I will say this. 1.00

01:52:18.280 Doom is an honest reporter.

01:52:19.820 Doom clipped the thing.

01:52:21.560 Um,

01:52:21.840 this is why guys I told you don't wrap yourself up in my life.

01:52:26.460 Don't make my life,

01:52:27.620 your life.

01:52:28.040 Don't live vicariously through me.

01:52:29.740 If you hate me,

01:52:30.560 if you like me,

01:52:31.420 you'll smile a lot.

01:52:32.380 You'll laugh.

01:52:32.820 You'll have fun.

01:52:34.680 They were triggered into a forest fire.

01:52:37.160 I just,

01:52:37.880 can you show me one example of someone who was triggered in this discord

01:52:40.940 server?

01:52:42.020 Can you pick another analogy?

01:52:43.660 I mean,

01:52:44.000 yeah, 1.00

01:52:44.380 it's kind of stupid. 1.00

01:52:45.620 It seemed like a cry for help guys. 1.00

01:52:47.240 I feel he was like,

01:52:48.380 please,

01:52:48.940 please,

01:52:50.140 please stop looking into me and my life.

01:52:53.180 It's not going well for me.

01:52:55.140 Right.

01:52:55.660 He's just like,

01:52:56.320 guys,

01:52:56.520 I mean,

01:52:56.760 I proved that this is a bad decision.

01:52:58.580 So stop doing that.

01:52:59.500 Right.

01:52:59.840 Can you please stop doing that?

01:53:01.340 Like,

01:53:01.420 no,

01:53:01.560 no,

01:53:01.640 you're going to get this way more now.

01:53:03.300 That's the only thing that can happen from this. 1.00

01:53:05.540 And then he makes up this shit. 1.00

01:53:07.160 Like this is the thing about Aaron that he thinks we're all stupid and we 1.00

01:53:12.420 can't see through what he did. 1.00

01:53:14.260 Literally.

01:53:14.700 All I did was exercise and box and do my thing.

01:53:18.540 No,

01:53:19.120 no.

01:53:19.660 Literally what you did was you got in cahoots with coach Scott to record a

01:53:24.240 video that you knew a clipper would clip so that we could all watch.

01:53:27.740 And I triggered a lot of people.

01:53:30.140 I mean,

01:53:30.420 steel toed or it was full blown AIDS.

01:53:32.460 It was Aaron Imholt arrangement syndrome.

01:53:35.080 I mean,

01:53:35.720 can you believe that? 0.98

01:53:36.920 All I did was just show up and punch a heavy bag. 0.95

01:53:39.400 And everyone's upset that I beat them. 0.93

01:53:43.080 Who do you think you're fooling with this?

01:53:44.720 We all just saw what happened.

01:53:45.900 It looks like you extorted an old man to do a TikTok video. 0.97

01:53:49.440 We all saw coach Scott go,

01:53:51.240 is there anything else you want me to say?

01:53:53.020 Literally said that,

01:53:54.360 but nope,

01:53:56.580 this is killing everyone.

01:53:59.120 Now,

01:53:59.660 this is where doom has to admit that maybe he's on the wrong side of the

01:54:03.020 history and he's,

01:54:04.080 he's back in the wrong people.

01:54:06.820 Your people that run that discord doom,

01:54:11.040 they were saying,

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01:55:12.360 Listen to this.

01:55:13.300 Talk about honesty.

01:55:14.600 I always tell you guys,

01:55:15.740 I tell it to you straight.

01:55:17.340 People who don't like steel toe,

01:55:18.820 they're the dishonest ones.

01:55:20.220 They don't like when I point that out. 1.00

01:55:22.340 It's so odd that he could say shit like this with a straight face. 0.97

01:55:25.700 When all I'm doing is showing you exactly what happened. 0.99

01:55:28.960 Oh, you're playing the clip.

01:55:29.960 Yeah, that's all we're doing.

01:55:31.200 And then he's just like,

01:55:31.660 these guys are all lying.

01:55:33.320 Okay, show me the discord that you're talking about.

01:55:35.780 But in their discord last night,

01:55:37.940 they were advocating,

01:55:39.160 hey,

01:55:40.200 nobody clipped Scott saying really nice things about Aaron.

01:55:43.760 And they were dead serious about it too.

01:55:45.740 Were they?

01:55:46.480 Nobody clipped Scott saying nice things about Aaron.

01:55:49.740 Only clipped the bad stuff.

01:55:52.740 Boom.

01:55:53.480 That's the ultimate win for the toe.

01:55:55.560 That's the nuke.

01:55:56.560 It's over, Johnny.

01:55:58.280 Did he just mute himself?

01:56:00.500 Oh, no.

01:56:01.180 The clipper who clipped this.

01:56:02.760 Oh, censored.

01:56:03.520 Takes the F words out.

01:56:04.940 Gotcha.

01:56:05.380 Because I see him press a button and then the F word is out.

01:56:08.120 Let me ask you a question.

01:56:09.200 Yeah, yeah.

01:56:09.700 Has there been anybody that has come across your radar?

01:56:13.020 Because it seems like these people,

01:56:14.440 like every time I come on this show or on stage with you,

01:56:16.980 I'm like,

01:56:17.220 I'm looking at people who are tailored for the dabble verse 1.00

01:56:20.740 and for what you guys do.

01:56:22.300 Has anybody created a podcast in order to get your attention

01:56:25.940 and sort of done it this way?

01:56:28.000 Because it almost feels like he's asking for your attention,

01:56:30.480 this guy.

01:56:31.400 Yes, he is.

01:56:33.060 Ever since,

01:56:33.600 so Stuttering John's been on a hiatus since the new year.

01:56:37.800 He's doing cameos.

01:56:38.580 I'll have a new cameo if we get to it.

01:56:40.180 I also have some really interesting news about John.

01:56:42.540 And it seems like Aaron is really pushed to be the new person

01:56:46.200 that everyone focuses on.

01:56:47.600 And Opie has too. 0.96

01:56:49.700 Opie's been making a fool of himself for the last six weeks. 0.97

01:56:53.280 Bating us. 0.99

01:56:53.700 Yes.

01:56:54.280 Bating us.

01:56:55.480 They're dancing for your pleasure.

01:56:56.820 This is what it feels like.

01:56:57.620 It's wild that they do this.

01:56:59.500 But again,

01:57:00.220 he goes,

01:57:01.120 yeah,

01:57:01.420 in this discord server,

01:57:02.720 they were saying nobody clipped the part where Scott was saying

01:57:05.220 nice things.

01:57:06.120 Like who said that?

01:57:07.840 What did they say?

01:57:08.900 Even if you don't have the screenshot, 1.00

01:57:10.060 let's say he's too stupid to not get a screenshot, 1.00

01:57:12.480 write it down, 1.00

01:57:13.660 read me the username and what they wrote.

01:57:15.940 And then the responses to that,

01:57:17.940 him just saying this tells me that's definitely not true.

01:57:20.520 Because even if it was remotely true,

01:57:22.900 it's going through the Aaron filter,

01:57:24.240 which is going to change everything.

01:57:27.920 Where an L comes out of W. 0.80

01:57:29.120 Right.

01:57:29.680 Yes.

01:57:30.040 We just saw him think that he's winning for the week when he's creating a big

01:57:35.080 problem,

01:57:35.460 I think,

01:57:35.780 for himself.

01:57:36.120 I hope not.

01:57:36.820 But I think he really is causing some problems for him and his gym.

01:57:39.720 And so this is him talking about.

01:57:42.720 So on the show that I do this little piggy,

01:57:45.420 that's all about Aaron M.

01:57:46.760 Holt and steel toe.

01:57:48.080 My co-hosts are Patrick Melton and Moody.

01:57:51.800 So he's talking about those two here.

01:57:54.260 All I did was go to the gym and get some exercise.

01:57:56.400 Oh,

01:57:57.120 Oh,

01:57:57.440 I went to the gym and got some eyes.

01:58:00.160 That's why you're mad.

01:58:02.540 You can do it to one foot in front of the other.

01:58:04.800 You're going to have to do this really scary thing though.

01:58:07.280 You're going to have to open the door and go outside.

01:58:09.520 It's not that bad.

01:58:10.600 There's no sandworms.

01:58:11.700 All your friends on discord have been lying to you,

01:58:13.600 but that's very dishonest.

01:58:16.320 I got to say pretty dishonest.

01:58:19.220 All right.

01:58:19.640 While he's saying this part right here.

01:58:22.220 And I hate when he acts like he's the only one who goes outside and does

01:58:24.680 stuff. 0.99

01:58:24.980 It's so fucking obnoxious. 0.99

01:58:26.380 You're not that special, 0.99

01:58:27.520 Aaron,

01:58:27.780 but watch how he's staring down at his keyboard and fidgeting with it as

01:58:32.180 what I think he's doing is lying.

01:58:34.320 There's all your friends on discord have been lying to you,

01:58:36.440 but that's very dishonest.

01:58:39.020 I got to say pretty dishonest of the Patrick crowd and all the moody crowd

01:58:44.640 and all them don't clip the nice things they said about Aaron,

01:58:47.880 please.

01:58:48.180 It'll ruin my illusion.

01:58:49.440 I think I know what he's lying about.

01:58:54.600 He's lying about,

01:58:56.120 I know these people because I've,

01:58:58.300 well,

01:58:58.500 I don't,

01:58:58.820 I don't go anymore,

01:58:59.560 but I did boxing for since I was 16 or something like that.

01:59:03.000 And then it was in an MMA gym for a really long time.

01:59:06.620 And there's people who come through that are either casuals,

01:59:09.560 but there's also people that come through and stay there for a long time and

01:59:12.040 never really progress,

01:59:12.960 never get better, 0.89

01:59:13.520 but they never fuck with the guys that are actually good and doing stuff.

01:59:17.380 There's either people that are competing or people that are really good and 0.74

01:59:20.220 take it serious.

01:59:21.540 I know this guy.

01:59:23.200 He's so when he says he goes to the boxing gym,

01:59:25.580 he goes,

01:59:26.380 but it's if you,

01:59:28.760 if you go there and you ask his peers about him,

01:59:31.160 they'll,

01:59:31.660 they'll tell you he's not serious.

01:59:32.660 So when he's telling you,

01:59:33.520 Oh,

01:59:33.600 go out to the boxing gym.

01:59:34.600 And then he shifts his keyboard,

01:59:36.140 this kind of thing.

01:59:36.700 And he's like, 0.98

01:59:37.100 I wonder if they know that I'm just fucking around over here. 0.95

01:59:41.980 You know what I mean? 0.98

01:59:42.920 Right.

01:59:43.220 And now he's melding the two,

01:59:44.680 his show and the boxing gym.

01:59:46.440 We're seeing other characters at the gym now.

01:59:48.500 Bad idea.

01:59:49.060 Well,

01:59:49.600 in these videos,

01:59:50.180 which is,

01:59:50.420 which is a really bad idea.

01:59:51.700 It's only a matter of time before he gets exposed as like,

01:59:54.480 this guy's not serious here.

01:59:56.260 Like we don't.

01:59:57.300 Yeah.

01:59:57.740 Yeah.

01:59:58.180 They might like him.

01:59:59.480 You're right.

02:00:00.200 He's 38 years old.

02:00:01.220 His record is Owen too.

02:00:03.100 And he was TKO to the first round against a teenager.

02:00:05.700 Yeah.

02:00:06.100 You shouldn't be fighting like at that age.

02:00:09.360 It's like,

02:00:09.860 maybe you go and you train and that's cool.

02:00:11.820 Like a lot of people go and train and they take it serious.

02:00:13.980 You get in shape.

02:00:14.440 But like when you start stepping in the ring,

02:00:16.060 it's a whole nother thing.

02:00:16.940 And you start to think things about yourself that are,

02:00:20.020 it's a dangerous game,

02:00:21.360 but whatever we're watching CTE and play right here.

02:00:23.720 It's beautiful.

02:00:24.780 Yes.

02:00:25.720 And he just said that Moody and Patrick were in the discord,

02:00:29.380 freaking out about this,

02:00:30.540 ruining the illusion that they've created.

02:00:32.800 Patrick,

02:00:33.660 you know,

02:00:34.200 those guys were in Atlantic city last week.

02:00:36.380 Patrick came back earlier this week.

02:00:39.360 Hadn't really done any shows.

02:00:41.020 I was talking to him yesterday.

02:00:42.240 He goes,

02:00:42.560 I haven't been following Aaron this week.

02:00:44.500 I've,

02:00:44.920 you know,

02:00:45.240 wife is busy right now. 0.83

02:00:46.600 So I wasn't even paying attention.

02:00:48.220 And he's acting like I'm in a discord,

02:00:49.980 freaking out about something.

02:00:51.100 It's like, 1.00

02:00:51.400 he just makes this shit up. 1.00

02:00:53.220 And he throws up names. 1.00

02:00:54.080 Patrick freaking out about anything.

02:00:55.880 No,

02:00:56.120 no,

02:00:56.440 it's not in his nature to be like, 1.00

02:00:58.620 fuck. 1.00

02:00:59.320 He's fucking everything off. 1.00

02:01:00.520 I can't believe it. 0.99

02:01:02.060 Moody.

02:01:03.260 So,

02:01:04.240 uh,

02:01:04.580 oh,

02:01:04.760 this is where Aaron just is so punchable.

02:01:07.640 All right.

02:01:07.980 That's all I want to do.

02:01:08.960 I don't want to be braggy guy or anything like that.

02:01:11.100 I already set these people off. 0.99

02:01:12.580 They're insane. 0.85

02:01:13.140 They're talking about going out. 0.65

02:01:14.820 We got to go after Scott.

02:01:16.460 We have to go after his gym. 1.00

02:01:18.360 You can't do shit. 1.00

02:01:20.200 Oh, 1.00

02:01:20.720 stop it.

02:01:21.320 Why would you lost?

02:01:22.600 Lose like a man. 0.99

02:01:23.860 Grow up,

02:01:24.620 kiddo.

02:01:25.560 Don't make me be your daddy again.

02:01:28.380 Win like a man. 1.00

02:01:29.160 Lose like a man. 0.99

02:01:29.840 This is God telling you do something else.

02:01:32.780 Be more productive.

02:01:34.220 Don't be so sad.

02:01:36.620 He's literally picking a fight with hundreds,

02:01:39.180 if not thousands of people.

02:01:40.700 And he's putting his gym in front of him.

02:01:43.660 Why would he do that?

02:01:44.940 That's if I was Scott,

02:01:46.360 I'd be furious about this. 0.99

02:01:48.480 What the fuck is wrong with this guy? 0.99

02:01:49.960 I'm just thinking about how he got hooked up with Rakeda 1.00

02:01:52.120 and how Rakeda eventually like swindled into fucking his wife. 1.00

02:01:56.320 And it's like, 1.00

02:01:57.020 he's a,

02:01:57.380 yeah,

02:01:57.480 he's a mark.

02:01:58.440 You're a clear mark,

02:01:59.360 dude.

02:01:59.600 Yes.

02:02:00.280 He is a mark.

02:02:01.060 Look at this guy.

02:02:02.180 Look at this goober.

02:02:04.360 That right there is a mark for sure. 1.00

02:02:06.860 That's the face of a guy who will let you fuck his wife for sure. 1.00

02:02:10.760 Well, 1.00

02:02:11.220 can I fuck your wife? 1.00

02:02:12.840 Like nah, 1.00

02:02:13.380 bro.

02:02:13.760 That's not the deal.

02:02:14.980 You can lick this up though.

02:02:17.800 That's so mean.

02:02:19.920 I'm sorry. 1.00

02:02:20.460 You can suck on your tits when I'm done with them. 1.00

02:02:24.260 So he, 1.00

02:02:25.000 he literally just said,

02:02:27.240 you guys can't do anything to the gym.

02:02:29.980 And then he doubles down on that.

02:02:32.960 Cause poor Scott can't believe you brought him into this.

02:02:35.200 These aren't 13 year old boys.

02:02:37.580 These are allegedly grown men.

02:02:39.320 They're Scott asked for this.

02:02:41.180 You brought them into,

02:02:41.940 brought them into what you guys send in a couple emails and phone calls.

02:02:45.320 Guys,

02:02:45.800 you've done your worst.

02:02:47.220 You've unloaded the mag.

02:02:48.680 And we went like this back to work.

02:02:54.740 And I know I look,

02:02:56.500 man,

02:02:56.840 you can admit defeat now,

02:02:58.360 or you can just go,

02:03:01.400 you brought him into the chair.

02:03:02.880 And each fair game,

02:03:04.060 he asked for it.

02:03:05.580 Did he?

02:03:06.280 You started the whole thing.

02:03:07.740 You started the whole thing.

02:03:11.100 And now you're going,

02:03:11.660 you don't understand.

02:03:13.900 Cause you stay in an echo chamber.

02:03:15.980 This sounds like a tantrum.

02:03:18.180 Do we need to put you in the corner? 1.00

02:03:21.320 Again,

02:03:21.860 the,

02:03:22.240 the thing that Aaron does,

02:03:23.700 it's so obnoxious is he sits there and he does an impression of the people.

02:03:28.140 He doesn't like,

02:03:28.640 and he goes, 1.00

02:03:28.920 he's not like an idiot. 1.00

02:03:29.720 It's like, 1.00

02:03:30.160 no,

02:03:30.300 that was you,

02:03:31.020 Aaron.

02:03:31.620 You were the one just doing that. 1.00

02:03:33.200 You moron. 1.00

02:03:34.100 One day, 1.00

02:03:34.560 somebody is going to do like a full psychological breakdown,

02:03:37.020 and not just on Aaron,

02:03:37.960 but on the fact that I think where we went wrong,

02:03:40.480 maybe a sure,

02:03:41.620 the technology of like microphones or recording at home or even serious radio or people broadcasting solo to themselves or to a perceived audience.

02:03:51.540 America will look back after many years and go,

02:03:54.180 this is where we went wrong in society because we're getting like unfiltered thoughts from somebody who probably wasn't insane before,

02:04:02.340 but has made decision after decision after decision that got him right to where I'm watching him now.

02:04:08.280 And I'm keenly aware this could be me as well,

02:04:10.560 as I've decided to do this somewhat for a living.

02:04:13.820 It's,

02:04:14.260 it's alarming,

02:04:16.080 disturbing,

02:04:16.480 but I think we should really watch ourselves as Americans.

02:04:19.860 Well,

02:04:20.120 yeah,

02:04:20.760 you wouldn't make so many bad decisions like Aaron is doing.

02:04:24.420 And he just said,

02:04:25.260 guys,

02:04:26.140 I didn't start this.

02:04:27.460 You guys started this.

02:04:28.520 It's like,

02:04:28.960 no,

02:04:29.080 no,

02:04:29.220 you challenged all of us to a boxing match.

02:04:30.800 That's how all of this started. 0.98

02:04:32.360 No one gave a shit. 0.98

02:04:33.280 He used to talk about how he went to the gym and was boxing. 0.98

02:04:36.120 Whatever cares. 1.00

02:04:37.920 No one cared about that shit. 1.00

02:04:39.300 You wanted to fight all of us and prove how tough you were. 1.00

02:04:41.820 So this is a review that already came in for the gym.

02:04:45.960 Oh no.

02:04:46.980 It says new to the area.

02:04:48.740 I stopped by a few weeks ago with my buddies,

02:04:50.340 Gino and Nick on a Thursday,

02:04:51.640 just to check it out.

02:04:52.940 It's a solid gym that we were thinking about joining.

02:04:55.380 The owner,

02:04:55.820 Scott seemed to be fired up.

02:04:57.480 He was yelling at his middle-aged balding and extremely out of shape guy for being

02:05:01.460 suspended from the boxing gym.

02:05:03.580 Supposedly he was kicked out for beating up multiple women.

02:05:07.020 The chubby guy kept insisting that onions were the reason.

02:05:09.760 I don't know why a vegetable would have anything to do with it.

02:05:11.820 But I digress.

02:05:12.980 My goal is to join the gym after my toe heels.

02:05:17.560 So,

02:05:18.020 I mean, 1.00

02:05:18.200 this is the kind of shit that's whatever. 1.00

02:05:20.780 I don't even know what the gym is. 0.99

02:05:22.260 I wouldn't encourage people to give reviews and things like that.

02:05:26.020 But this is what he's inviting.

02:05:28.120 And he's literally asking for it.

02:05:29.900 He's like,

02:05:30.420 Oh,

02:05:30.780 you guys have already done your worst.

02:05:32.400 What else can you possibly do?

02:05:34.060 It's like,

02:05:35.180 why would you say that?

02:05:36.700 Don't say that.

02:05:37.220 It's just like,

02:05:37.660 why would you say it to the internet?

02:05:38.520 Some 60 year old retired cop whose dream it was to get,

02:05:41.800 get a gym and open it up and just train a couple of boxers that might have 0.78

02:05:44.640 some sort of success.

02:05:45.480 And now he's tied up in some online dabble verse scandal.

02:05:49.880 It's hilarious.

02:05:51.220 And you know,

02:05:52.300 this is what Aaron does to people.

02:05:54.920 We're,

02:05:55.520 and I'm guarantee you,

02:05:56.760 because I've seen the videos of Aaron saying,

02:05:58.960 I never should have gotten April into this.

02:06:00.380 I didn't realize I can handle it,

02:06:02.220 but she couldn't.

02:06:03.340 We're going to see fast forward a few months with him going,

02:06:06.240 yeah, 1.00

02:06:06.420 I never should have gotten Scott involved in all of this shit. 0.99

02:06:08.980 And I, 0.99

02:06:09.740 it's my fault for thinking it was not a big deal.

02:06:12.040 He's going to regret this.

02:06:13.600 Yeah.

02:06:14.160 Maybe there,

02:06:14.840 listen,

02:06:15.680 if I could reach out to the dabble verse of the people that listen to this, 0.99

02:06:18.440 maybe there's a way to continue to shit on Aaron, 0.95

02:06:21.940 but rehabilitate Scott, 0.99

02:06:23.400 help him out,

02:06:24.020 man.

02:06:24.440 There's gotta be a way to make his gym succeed in spite of,

02:06:27.940 cause he,

02:06:28.240 I don't think he has an idea of what this guy is really doing in the

02:06:31.360 severity of like the online world.

02:06:34.220 This guy,

02:06:34.640 he probably has a flip phone still.

02:06:36.020 I feel for him.

02:06:37.040 Right.

02:06:37.500 Yeah.

02:06:37.700 No,

02:06:37.940 I definitely does not know what Aaron is doing to him or else he'd be

02:06:41.240 pretty pissed off,

02:06:42.080 but we'll,

02:06:43.460 we'll see what happens with that.

02:06:44.520 We'll keep an eye on it.

02:06:45.480 I don't like to talk about steel toe on this show all that often,

02:06:48.060 but I just thought that that was such an important moment in the

02:06:52.140 steel toe arc.

02:06:52.940 I,

02:06:53.960 we're going to be talking about this one for a while because we're going

02:06:56.980 to see the domino effect from him getting his gym involved and getting

02:07:01.080 his personal life involved and then telling the haters.

02:07:03.680 Yeah.

02:07:04.040 Good luck trying to go after me with my personal life.

02:07:06.200 See what happens.

02:07:07.120 I totally crush you guys. 0.86

02:07:08.360 It's like,

02:07:08.640 Oh Jesus.

02:07:09.700 Another quick question.

02:07:10.500 What does it,

02:07:10.920 does this guy have another job?

02:07:12.220 Six to 10 AM is a long time in the middle of the day.

02:07:14.920 Almost.

02:07:17.340 No,

02:07:17.800 his job is podcasting.

02:07:19.840 This is rough.

02:07:20.920 It's a rough one.

02:07:21.820 Okay.

02:07:22.100 All right.

02:07:23.540 I'm a fan.

02:07:24.400 I'm a fan,

02:07:25.000 Aaron.

02:07:25.820 Right.

02:07:26.280 Yeah.

02:07:26.500 You,

02:07:26.660 you might get a job offer from a top at a certain point.

02:07:30.380 So I'm going to make a decision right here.

02:07:32.580 Cause we're almost two hours into the show.

02:07:35.000 Wow.

02:07:35.140 And I have a whole,

02:07:36.860 that reality show section.

02:07:39.420 I'm going to save it for Wednesday.

02:07:40.660 Okay.

02:07:41.100 Because it's totally evergreen.

02:07:43.300 It's,

02:07:43.720 it's fantastic.

02:07:44.800 It's,

02:07:44.960 it's the episode after the one that we recently reviewed.

02:07:47.740 So it's from September of 2023.

02:07:52.040 So I'm going to,

02:07:52.680 I'm going to save that.

02:07:53.580 I want to bring a Cardiff on the show.

02:07:55.460 What's up Cardiff.

02:07:56.460 Oh,

02:07:56.720 what's up,

02:07:58.640 man.

02:07:59.400 Top lobster.

02:08:00.100 What's happening?

02:08:01.060 Nothing much.

02:08:01.700 Good to see you again.

02:08:02.620 I love it in potato form this time.

02:08:04.240 I love it.

02:08:04.600 I look a little different.

02:08:05.760 Don't I slam up kind of the same.

02:08:07.660 Actually.

02:08:08.000 It's like a,

02:08:08.900 when an owner buys a dog that looks like him,

02:08:11.400 it's kind of.

02:08:12.940 Oh,

02:08:13.600 that's insulting.

02:08:16.460 All right.

02:08:18.040 Let's talk about Suttering Jad real quick.

02:08:19.660 So Art Vandelay on X sent this to me.

02:08:40.260 He got another Suttering John cameo.

02:08:42.840 Now top.

02:08:44.260 What happened with John was he decided to quit the dabble verse.

02:08:47.400 He was doing shows every day,

02:08:50.620 all the way up to December 31st.

02:08:52.700 I did a couple of shows.

02:08:53.640 We got really drunk and stayed on for four or five hours,

02:08:57.320 taking a super chats and stuff.

02:08:59.120 And then I said,

02:09:00.300 I'm done.

02:09:00.520 I'm all done.

02:09:01.000 I'm not doing the show anymore.

02:09:02.480 Now he's come back one time.

02:09:03.960 Well,

02:09:04.080 twice since then to do some YouTube shows.

02:09:06.960 Cause he thought he had some interesting content,

02:09:09.360 but he hasn't really done anything,

02:09:10.900 but he went on cameo.

02:09:12.380 And so he thought he was going to make his money on cameo because he was

02:09:16.460 reading like $2 and $5 insults for a living.

02:09:20.140 He's like,

02:09:20.680 what if I start reading $50 insults that would,

02:09:23.900 you know,

02:09:24.420 10 X my income if I did that.

02:09:26.780 And so he did cameo for a while.

02:09:28.880 It was 50 bucks.

02:09:30.580 And then it was 40 bucks.

02:09:31.600 And then he was off.

02:09:33.500 Now he's back.

02:09:34.600 And now it's 56 bucks.

02:09:36.960 Cause it's $70,

02:09:38.440 but 20% off.

02:09:41.500 Valentine's Day sale,

02:09:42.480 Carl.

02:09:42.820 Yeah.

02:09:43.040 He keeps playing with these numbers and percentages,

02:09:44.980 just trying to figure out what the right amount is going out of business.

02:09:48.400 So will he say anything?

02:09:52.340 Well,

02:09:52.940 okay.

02:09:53.240 I'm going to show you an example.

02:09:54.720 This one is a new one that came in.

02:09:56.180 I saw that you guys covered this on be dabbling live this morning.

02:09:59.400 I thought I had an exclusive,

02:10:00.820 but I guess I stole it from your inbox.

02:10:02.440 Yeah,

02:10:02.780 I guess so.

02:10:04.080 But this is the latest cameo from our buddy stuttering.

02:10:08.820 John.

02:10:14.020 Hey,

02:10:14.580 how are you?

02:10:15.720 This is the world famous stuttering.

02:10:17.880 John Melendez in my New York gear.

02:10:22.640 I got my giant's football hat and I got my Yankees.

02:10:28.520 The muscle team.

02:10:30.260 Okay.

02:10:31.340 So here's Carl in his green hoodie.

02:10:33.340 Yeah,

02:10:33.660 I know his green hoodie.

02:10:35.360 He points out the stuff that we can all observe.

02:10:37.660 And he has,

02:10:38.800 he,

02:10:38.920 he shows up with nothing.

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02:11:41.600 I heard El Haribla talk about it this morning.

02:11:44.240 He used to do Cameo or still does maybe.

02:11:46.380 And he would say like,

02:11:47.240 yeah, 0.93

02:11:47.460 if he started out and it sucked, 0.96

02:11:49.320 he would stop and start over again. 0.62

02:11:51.080 Yeah,

02:11:51.300 this isn't live.

02:11:52.620 Yeah,

02:11:52.880 right.

02:11:53.120 It's not live.

02:11:53.720 You can just like,

02:11:54.100 oh,

02:11:54.380 that didn't go very well.

02:11:56.000 Didn't even know what I was talking about.

02:11:57.260 Maybe I should start this over.

02:11:59.000 But no,

02:11:59.800 John does not have that thought.

02:12:01.020 Also,

02:12:01.920 I want to point out because,

02:12:04.020 I mean,

02:12:04.640 you live in Florida,

02:12:06.060 top.

02:12:06.400 I have a house down in Florida. 0.99

02:12:08.280 These guys who have to show you they're from fucking New York, 0.99

02:12:12.300 like with head to toe, 0.99

02:12:13.880 like I'm like,

02:12:14.340 okay,

02:12:15.060 we get it.

02:12:15.800 You're from New York.

02:12:16.740 I'm embarrassed that I'm from New York and Florida.

02:12:19.060 People,

02:12:19.560 obviously my accent,

02:12:20.460 they're like,

02:12:20.700 you're from New York.

02:12:21.280 I'm like,

02:12:21.780 sorry.

02:12:22.540 I'm not.

02:12:22.920 Right.

02:12:23.640 Yeah.

02:12:23.960 Yeah.

02:12:24.120 Like you live there now,

02:12:25.020 John.

02:12:25.240 You don't have to do that,

02:12:26.200 but okay.

02:12:28.240 I'm glad that you're a huge fan and I'm glad you're a fan of the Stern show as,

02:12:33.600 as your dad is.

02:12:34.840 And this is from author for Valentine's day.

02:12:38.860 Well,

02:12:39.040 this says his name is art.

02:12:41.060 So the other thing that John does,

02:12:43.300 like you've used cameo before top.

02:12:45.720 You're familiar with it.

02:12:46.420 Yeah.

02:12:47.340 You get not a lot of characters,

02:12:49.880 maybe a hundred characters or something to put in a,

02:12:52.300 Hey,

02:12:52.400 can you send a message to so-and-so it's our anniversary.

02:12:55.620 He's really into this or that,

02:12:58.120 you know,

02:12:58.320 you just throw some bullet points together so that the guy has something to

02:13:01.000 talk about.

02:13:02.160 John just goes,

02:13:03.380 so I see that you're a fan of me and you're a fan of the Howard Stern show.

02:13:06.720 And he'll just like reads what the person wrote to him instead of turning

02:13:09.920 that into the content that he's giving back to it.

02:13:14.040 Yeah.

02:13:14.520 Okay.

02:13:15.660 I love that.

02:13:16.300 You liked when I did my crying routine at the,

02:13:19.340 at the,

02:13:20.700 at the Virgin Mary house.

02:13:22.920 I love that you liked,

02:13:25.220 did he, 1.00

02:13:26.380 he filmed this in a fucking wind tunnel. 1.00

02:13:28.660 Yeah. 1.00

02:13:29.100 Right.

02:13:29.640 He's got the air conditioning probably blasting at his car.

02:13:31.800 No,

02:13:31.900 it's a 2012 Mercedes.

02:13:34.220 So this is hilarious because the people who are trolling them will try to boost

02:13:40.840 them up and be like,

02:13:41.420 dude,

02:13:41.600 when you did that bit on the Howard Stern show,

02:13:43.240 man,

02:13:43.440 that was so good.

02:13:44.220 And so John falls for it and watch,

02:13:47.520 he acts it out again as if like,

02:13:49.280 as if you're just like,

02:13:50.560 Oh,

02:13:50.700 I just wish you could recreate that magic.

02:13:53.000 Check this out.

02:14:01.180 Anyway,

02:14:01.880 that was it.

02:14:04.080 Remember that band,

02:14:04.920 Howard Stern?

02:14:05.460 I pretended to cry.

02:14:06.800 A little something like this.

02:14:09.060 I would have,

02:14:09.720 even if fog up your window and draw the Mary in your window,

02:14:12.900 do something to replicate the moment.

02:14:15.980 I mean,

02:14:16.240 didn't he have lines?

02:14:16.980 I remember that bit.

02:14:17.840 Didn't he have lines and stuff?

02:14:19.240 He did more than just cry.

02:14:21.640 I don't remember.

02:14:22.780 I remember more of them outside,

02:14:24.580 you know,

02:14:25.540 the,

02:14:25.700 the,

02:14:25.880 the live remote of that event.

02:14:27.200 But again,

02:14:27.420 it was 26 years ago.

02:14:28.780 It was more than that.

02:14:30.580 Probably.

02:14:30.880 Yeah.

02:14:31.060 I wonder what the guy that walked behind him was thinking.

02:14:33.580 Did you see that guy?

02:14:34.400 He looked in the car.

02:14:35.240 He's like, 0.99

02:14:35.360 what the fuck is going to, 0.99

02:14:36.080 whatever. 0.99

02:14:36.780 Oh,

02:14:37.160 John handicap spot.

02:14:39.220 Nope.

02:14:39.520 You belong.

02:14:42.280 That was a good bit.

02:14:43.780 I know you love the channel nine show.

02:14:46.140 And I love doing that show.

02:14:48.320 It was a lot of fun.

02:14:50.400 And,

02:14:50.820 uh,

02:14:51.060 brilliant insight.

02:14:52.600 He liked that one bit you did.

02:14:54.040 And he liked the channel nine show.

02:14:55.140 I know you liked that,

02:14:55.840 but I did.

02:14:56.340 I know you liked the channel nine show.

02:14:57.720 You like me.

02:14:58.480 I like me.

02:15:01.980 Well,

02:15:03.080 bar seems like a good guy.

02:15:04.660 Hopefully one day you and him will become a husband and wife.

02:15:10.880 As they say nowadays.

02:15:13.160 What?

02:15:14.600 Nowadays.

02:15:15.040 Nowadays.

02:15:16.780 Nowadays.

02:15:17.260 They say husband and wife.

02:15:18.600 What are they used to say?

02:15:20.100 What is he talking about?

02:15:22.180 He really has nothing.

02:15:24.400 I don't mind show.

02:15:25.680 And I love doing that show.

02:15:27.400 So it was a lot of fun.

02:15:30.000 And,

02:15:30.380 uh,

02:15:30.820 well,

02:15:31.960 bar seems like a good guy.

02:15:33.520 Hopefully one day you and him will become a husband and wife.

02:15:39.740 As they say nowadays.

02:15:41.840 Anyway,

02:15:42.560 um,

02:15:42.900 enjoy yourself.

02:15:44.300 Have a great Valentine's day.

02:15:46.500 What?

02:15:46.900 I just realized for a second in his head,

02:15:49.880 he was like,

02:15:50.300 am I misgendering?

02:15:51.440 So DD is DD.

02:15:53.280 And he just had like a,

02:15:55.120 he had a mini stroke.

02:15:56.840 Yes.

02:15:57.280 I think maybe I can't say husband.

02:15:59.280 Oh,

02:15:59.760 well go for it,

02:16:00.760 John.

02:16:01.300 Yeah,

02:16:01.760 you're right.

02:16:02.120 He was trying to think of what's the gender neutral terminology. 0.99

02:16:06.540 And he fucking, 0.99

02:16:07.660 it's part, 1.00

02:16:09.280 Rudolph.

02:16:09.880 So partner and partner.

02:16:11.600 Yeah.

02:16:11.960 All right.

02:16:14.540 Hey,

02:16:15.180 and,

02:16:16.340 um,

02:16:17.020 if I'm ever performing in your area,

02:16:19.160 uh,

02:16:20.700 VIP tickets on me.

02:16:22.580 All right.

02:16:23.320 This is stuttering.

02:16:24.100 John saying,

02:16:24.880 I love John's promises for VIP tickets for anyone when he's performing in their area.

02:16:33.140 So why don't you take him up on that?

02:16:34.780 It's such a,

02:16:35.380 he's never performing in anyone's area. 1.00

02:16:36.680 It's such an empty fucking thing. 0.95

02:16:38.780 I want everyone who sent them a cameo request to send them, 0.98

02:16:41.960 send them a note.

02:16:42.840 Now book a black box.

02:16:45.100 Yeah.

02:16:45.600 20.

02:16:46.180 Uh,

02:16:46.800 I know my buddy,

02:16:47.560 uh,

02:16:47.700 Earl David Reed's planning on going to that show.

02:16:50.340 So you do have a black friend.

02:16:51.660 It's true.

02:16:52.600 I was making a joke before.

02:16:53.900 Uh,

02:16:54.560 does he do the black box?

02:16:56.980 No,

02:16:57.460 he doesn't.

02:16:58.560 He's one of the good ones.

02:17:02.320 But,

02:17:02.860 uh,

02:17:03.460 so he's going to that show and I should really,

02:17:06.840 tell him to just tell John he gave him a cameo once.

02:17:09.120 Cause John's like,

02:17:09.660 I don't know.

02:17:10.380 He's not doing it.

02:17:10.780 That's what I mean.

02:17:11.440 He doesn't have an accounting process.

02:17:12.300 Anyone could cash in on this.

02:17:13.700 Yeah,

02:17:13.720 right.

02:17:14.020 Exactly.

02:17:14.440 Get the VIP tickets for it.

02:17:15.640 Oh,

02:17:15.800 imagine the panic.

02:17:17.100 That'd be great.

02:17:18.100 I only sold 14.

02:17:19.560 I can't give up two.

02:17:22.380 All right.

02:17:22.980 I have,

02:17:23.900 uh,

02:17:24.240 some breaking news.

02:17:25.840 I got a note from Ricky Melton.

02:17:29.460 Ricky Melton is the standup comic that put John on the St.

02:17:33.100 Pete's standup show that we reviewed on,

02:17:35.540 uh,

02:17:35.800 on this show.

02:17:36.500 We did a bunch of it with Adam Bush this past Wednesday.

02:17:39.840 Of course,

02:17:40.480 uncle Rico show broke down the entire standup set that John did.

02:17:44.440 And it's mostly the old stuff he was doing,

02:17:46.360 but then there was also a whole new chunk that was straight out of his

02:17:50.820 book that he just almost word for word took pages from his book and

02:17:55.360 made a part of the standup routine.

02:17:57.440 But Ricky Melton is the guy who put him on and gave him the chance to

02:18:00.560 guest spot because John was canceled from the charity show.

02:18:03.900 He was supposed to be hosting because too many people called up and

02:18:08.500 complained about him being a charity show.

02:18:11.000 Oh no.

02:18:11.800 Chad's who I took credit for it.

02:18:13.120 Yes.

02:18:14.220 So Ricky Melton,

02:18:15.360 who might come on the W ATP this Wednesday,

02:18:18.180 but he sent me this note.

02:18:19.440 He told me I could read it.

02:18:20.320 So this is fascinating.

02:18:21.960 I'm the guy who opened for a,

02:18:24.380 I'm the guy John opened for in St.

02:18:25.600 Pete.

02:18:25.860 I'm a big fan of your show and embarrassed to admit a huge fan of the

02:18:28.660 dabble verse.

02:18:29.360 I thought I would share a few things about the St.

02:18:31.180 Petersburg show from my perspective,

02:18:32.320 in case you were interested in an unbiased view,

02:18:35.100 John was actually a super nice guy.

02:18:37.220 He showed up on time,

02:18:38.260 performed as agreed upon,

02:18:39.340 et cetera.

02:18:40.520 One of the opening acts was a hefty gal and the chairs were less

02:18:44.500 stellar.

02:18:46.180 Just as I was getting on stage,

02:18:47.780 her chair broke and she fell down.

02:18:49.640 Everyone in the place,

02:18:50.740 including myself,

02:18:51.600 laughed at her.

02:18:52.940 John was the only gentleman who genuinely concerned went over to her and

02:18:57.600 helped her up.

02:18:58.100 So John getting some points right there for being a good guy.

02:19:03.300 He says,

02:19:04.040 although attendance was low,

02:19:05.920 which is why I booked John in the first place,

02:19:07.520 try to generate more interest,

02:19:08.700 or maybe in hopes that trolls would actually get the gig canceled. 0.97

02:19:11.540 So I wouldn't have to,

02:19:12.340 so I can get out of it.

02:19:13.520 It was not 11 people.

02:19:15.780 It was actually 43.

02:19:17.780 I know that's not killing it by any means,

02:19:19.720 but that's on me,

02:19:20.840 not on John.

02:19:22.980 He says,

02:19:23.520 I've offered to pay John for John's beers and he surprisingly refused.

02:19:28.460 He said he had them covered.

02:19:30.760 Okay.

02:19:31.200 So these are all good things about John.

02:19:34.200 Now let's get into some of the stuff that is a little more interesting.

02:19:37.800 But hold on.

02:19:38.620 Is,

02:19:38.720 is Ricky Melton kind of do it?

02:19:40.760 You ever watch the producers?

02:19:42.560 Yes.

02:19:43.360 Is he like getting insurance on his gigs?

02:19:46.000 He's trying to say,

02:19:46.660 I don't show if it's canceled.

02:19:48.440 Well,

02:19:48.920 he said,

02:19:49.420 I'll read it later,

02:19:50.880 but he booked shows all over and he's,

02:19:53.000 he's trying to make a living doing comedy.

02:19:54.700 And this is one of his worst shows.

02:19:56.140 He usually does better than this, 1.00

02:19:57.240 but he said this place was a fucking dump. 0.98

02:19:59.940 So I think that's why he doesn't mind that I read this. 0.99

02:20:01.620 He doesn't care about ever going back again.

02:20:04.060 He says,

02:20:04.700 John drank,

02:20:06.080 I'm going to say about 20 beers in the two hours he was there.

02:20:10.940 That's his main problem.

02:20:12.380 Not that his act is groundbreaking by any means,

02:20:14.960 but he could get away with the jokes.

02:20:16.580 If he would be sober during his set,

02:20:18.400 it would improve his timing,

02:20:19.380 et cetera.

02:20:19.680 And although the old,

02:20:21.480 the jokes are old,

02:20:22.380 the audience would at least have a good time.

02:20:25.000 The sneeze.

02:20:25.900 Now we played this on the most recent WATP where we heard John go,

02:20:30.440 I'm going to sneeze.

02:20:31.380 And then he sneezes.

02:20:32.620 And the audience was,

02:20:33.400 Whoa,

02:20:33.860 like there was a reaction from people.

02:20:37.060 And we've seen John sneeze on his show before.

02:20:39.160 We know what happens when things are flying out of his face.

02:20:42.400 The sneeze was worse than you could even imagine.

02:20:45.720 Being outside and dark all around the stage lit up.

02:20:49.060 You could see every one of the million or so snot particles fly through the,

02:20:53.280 fly through the air as people looked on in horror.

02:20:57.620 I still have nightmares about it.

02:21:00.960 How is it not video of this?

02:21:02.600 That's amazing.

02:21:03.340 I know.

02:21:04.640 It's like a,

02:21:05.160 like sea world.

02:21:07.000 Yeah.

02:21:07.480 It's like a Gallagher concert.

02:21:10.520 Splash zone.

02:21:12.860 The venue is called.

02:21:14.860 If I brewed,

02:21:15.640 the world was a real dump.

02:21:17.200 Maybe the worst place I've ever been.

02:21:18.400 Every chair in the joint was flimsy.

02:21:21.120 The stage was a shaky plywood.

02:21:23.560 There were no stairs to get up and on,

02:21:25.040 up and down on the stage.

02:21:26.900 Yada,

02:21:27.280 yada,

02:21:27.520 yada.

02:21:28.180 Not a good show.

02:21:31.020 Adding John to the show sold exactly one ticket.

02:21:34.240 I'm assuming that was the guy who recorded the show.

02:21:37.040 More than I thought.

02:21:38.360 More than I thought.

02:21:40.280 Once people realized who he was,

02:21:42.340 they were excited to meet him,

02:21:43.380 but he's no longer very marketable to regular crowds.

02:21:46.360 As far as I can tell.

02:21:49.080 John is a little crazy in the sense that he was telling everyone about how

02:21:51.800 Chad put a sign on his door.

02:21:54.220 Tapio Chad Zumach is.

02:21:56.100 I've heard the name.

02:21:56.740 Yeah.

02:21:57.280 Okay.

02:21:58.400 He's another Florida comedian.

02:22:00.620 And he went to John's house while John was in St.

02:22:03.840 Pete's.

02:22:04.300 John was in Cape Coral.

02:22:05.540 John was in St.

02:22:06.400 Pete's and he put a sign on his door.

02:22:09.040 What did the sign say?

02:22:10.040 Cardiff.

02:22:10.400 Do you remember? 1.00

02:22:11.560 Pussy boy. 0.99

02:22:13.380 Who has one? 1.00

02:22:14.860 Whose son has a pussy. 1.00

02:22:17.080 Yeah. 1.00

02:22:17.920 John is a trans son.

02:22:21.440 So Chad put a sign about. 0.99

02:22:23.280 Because Chad doesn't want to pussy boy. 1.00

02:22:24.480 So Chad put a sign about how your son has a pussy. 1.00

02:22:27.460 And you call him a pussy boy. 1.00

02:22:28.540 Anyway. 1.00

02:22:29.000 John wasn't fed about that. 1.00

02:22:30.280 Shit. 1.00

02:22:30.720 He has a trans son. 1.00

02:22:31.960 That's so sad, dude.

02:22:33.560 Yeah.

02:22:34.040 Him and Elon Musk.

02:22:35.960 I know.

02:22:36.820 It's not great.

02:22:37.400 We all feel bad for the son.

02:22:38.900 Yes.

02:22:39.740 Yeah.

02:22:40.980 Nobody.

02:22:41.420 I mean, nobody had a clue.

02:22:42.620 Who Chad was.

02:22:44.000 Or what the devil verse was.

02:22:45.240 We were all.

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02:23:46.300 These were all victims.

02:23:48.000 I'm sorry.

02:23:48.460 These were all civilians excited to meet a celebrity.

02:23:50.460 But although John was nice to them, he blew the opportunity to connect because he only had one thing on his mind.

02:23:55.460 And that was making sure everyone sided with him over this mysterious Chad.

02:24:00.600 That is so John.

02:24:01.680 I could see him just talking to people.

02:24:02.900 He was just like, you got it.

02:24:03.800 You got it.

02:24:04.100 He put a sign.

02:24:05.100 You got to see the sign.

02:24:05.980 He put on my.

02:24:06.780 So you're on the Howard Stern show, right?

02:24:08.680 You know Artie?

02:24:09.960 You get to meet Artie?

02:24:10.920 You know, it's like, why are you talking about Chad Zubak to these people?

02:24:15.820 The show started at 8 p.m.

02:24:17.480 I wasn't confident John would show up.

02:24:19.840 I was excited to meet slash observe him.

02:24:22.320 But ultimately, I didn't care if he did or didn't.

02:24:24.440 At about 7.15, I received a call from him saying, where are you?

02:24:27.360 I told him I was at the venue and he said he was too.

02:24:30.200 It's a very small place and no patrons were there yet.

02:24:33.200 So I told him he was in fact not at the venue.

02:24:36.120 He said, I'm at Three Daughters Brewing.

02:24:39.360 I responded by telling him that I've never heard of that place.

02:24:42.660 The correct name of the venue is If I Brewed the World, as I previously texted him and sent the address.

02:24:48.540 He accused me of trolling him until I got to the bottom of it and figured out Three Daughters was a place down the street.

02:24:53.860 I walked down to retrieve him and bring him back.

02:24:56.620 How does somebody make a mistake like this?

02:25:00.220 This is the thing.

02:25:01.600 He's gone to the wrong city for his own therapist.

02:25:04.920 Yes.

02:25:06.400 How is that possible?

02:25:07.420 A guy sent you the name and the address and you just go to a different place?

02:25:10.820 And then complain that no one's there?

02:25:12.500 It's so weird.

02:25:15.880 He says, opening acts are important.

02:25:17.820 Out of the 43 original patrons, only about 20 remained by the time I hit the stage.

02:25:22.560 Some performers can kill a room, especially when they spray the eyes with germs during their set.

02:25:27.840 So it sounds like John walked a number of people during this set.

02:25:33.180 Anyway, I don't want to ramble.

02:25:34.500 I just want to let you know that there were 43, not 11.

02:25:36.700 We accused him of having 11 people at the show.

02:25:38.360 I guess that annoyed him a little bit.

02:25:40.060 But I enjoy the show very much, although I'm not sure how interesting I would be as a guest.

02:25:44.260 I'd always be welcome at the opportunity at any time.

02:25:46.520 I have a few good arty stories about my time on the road with him and even a screech story or two.

02:25:52.720 So I'll get in touch with Ricky Melton, and I appreciate him sending this in to explain how this all went down.

02:26:00.900 So even when John got a gig, it was from a guy who's a fan of the dabble verse.

02:26:05.240 I just wanted to observe the guy.

02:26:07.380 It's incredible.

02:26:07.920 Again, we've always said if you embraced it the right way, you could probably make some money from it.

02:26:13.840 For sure.

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02:27:05.040 I do.

02:27:05.640 A lot of it's really good, but a lot of it just gets too hokey.

02:27:09.500 Like, the subjects are just absolutely basic.

02:27:12.680 Like, I was listening to this one bluegrass station, and this singer went on, and he went,

02:27:16.980 Well, my wife ran off and left me, yee-haw, and my kids all ran away from home, woo-hoo-hoo-hoo,

02:27:26.460 and my dog ran down to the creek and had drowned himself, and I don't know why.

02:27:35.160 Probably because you wouldn't give up your singing career there, Goober. 0.53

02:27:38.000 Let the singers from Oh Brother Where Art Thou do their thing, and leave me an audio piece, okay?

02:27:50.020 But, I actually do like that kind of music.

02:27:52.660 What I like is, uh...

02:27:53.680 That was a real Dennis Millerism right there.

02:27:56.540 You got that?

02:27:58.440 Well, that was a wild one.

02:27:59.680 I've never seen him do anything like that before.

02:28:01.660 Audio piece, okay?

02:28:03.200 Okay.

02:28:04.280 But, uh, I actually do like that kind of music.

02:28:06.700 What I like is, uh, I've been in the airport in Nashville before, and the announcements that they do over the PA system,

02:28:12.240 they actually have country and western singers, like, renowned country and western singers, uh, record the audio drops for them.

02:28:18.800 It's like, Welcome to Nashville Airport, and if you see a suspicious package, please notify any security official.

02:28:27.840 It's like, you hear that?

02:28:28.640 Okay, it's charming, but, you know, if your flight's delayed, you have to listen to that for a few hours, it gets really uneasy.

02:28:32.800 Like, you're supposed to hear them, like, like, like, it's like, the next thing they're gonna say is...

02:28:37.800 What did Tom say next?

02:28:40.460 Here are your choices.

02:28:42.240 Number one. 1.00

02:28:43.540 If you're an Arab terrorist, get the hell out of this airport. 1.00

02:28:48.380 B. 0.99

02:28:49.900 Please note that all terrorists will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

02:28:55.940 Next.

02:28:56.460 If you see someone with an alarm clock with a bunch of wires sticking out of it, say something.

02:29:03.080 Four. 0.96

02:29:06.240 Remember, folks, if you're brown, we pat down. 1.00

02:29:11.000 If you're white, you're all right. 0.99

02:29:14.980 And lastly, please let us know if you have any explosives in your check bags.

02:29:20.260 It will make our jobs easier.

02:29:23.080 Two minutes.

02:29:24.140 Okay.

02:29:25.100 I gotta say, if it's number four, I gotta give credit to Tom.

02:29:29.120 That would actually be pretty funny.

02:29:30.260 That's the only funny one.

02:29:31.300 So it's not that.

02:29:32.600 Yeah.

02:29:33.000 And number three is not bad, too, actually.

02:29:34.980 I'm gonna go with lastly.

02:29:36.680 Let us know if you have explosives in your checked bags.

02:29:39.160 Makes our job easier.

02:29:41.180 Top, what do you think, buddy?

02:29:43.180 Hmm.

02:29:45.040 I think if you're an... 0.98

02:29:47.220 Yeah, I think one. 1.00

02:29:48.420 If you're an Arab terrorist, get the hell out of this airport. 1.00

02:29:52.480 I think that because... 1.00

02:29:54.080 So he's being overly descriptive.

02:29:55.600 If you're an Arab terrorist, there's like a weird rejoinder there that's not necessary. 1.00

02:29:59.740 Get the hell. 1.00

02:30:00.280 That's what he does. 0.96

02:30:01.080 Out of this airport.

02:30:02.340 Very overly descriptive.

02:30:03.660 It's something he would do.

02:30:04.520 It doesn't really make sense.

02:30:05.640 So I'm gonna go with one.

02:30:07.140 Yeah.

02:30:08.240 Producer Chris, what do you think?

02:30:09.540 I'm going next.

02:30:10.960 You are going next.

02:30:12.040 Okay.

02:30:12.480 Let me just say, I love the list of a one be next for lastly.

02:30:16.580 It's just perfect.

02:30:17.360 Very confusing.

02:30:18.340 Yeah.

02:30:18.600 A stuttering John thing.

02:30:19.780 It's like, welcome to Nashville airport.

02:30:29.440 And if you see a suspicious package, please notify any security official.

02:30:36.160 It's like, you hear that?

02:30:37.080 Okay.

02:30:37.280 It's charming.

02:30:37.940 But you know, if your flight's delayed, you have to listen to that for a few hours.

02:30:40.480 It gets really uneasy.

02:30:41.260 Like, you're supposed to hear them, like, it's like the next thing they're going to say 0.98

02:30:45.860 is, and if you're an A-Rab terrorist, get the hell out of this airport. 0.95

02:30:51.240 See? 1.00

02:30:52.000 Holy shit. 1.00

02:30:53.040 Well done. 1.00

02:30:54.120 I am.

02:30:54.900 But no, I'm really, I'm really digging the band, Mini Loco.

02:30:57.660 You know, I love the, I love the drummer.

02:31:01.320 That's all for this time.

02:31:02.980 Come back next time to find out if you are hacky enough to play two minutes with Tom.

02:31:10.900 Don't have him take it to say.

02:31:12.560 Hackmania.com.

02:31:13.560 Promo code come.

02:31:15.860 Sit, Eugene, sit.

02:31:19.200 Good dog.

02:31:22.000 What does this mean about me?

02:31:27.260 I know.

02:31:28.700 Congratulations.

02:31:31.220 Tom Lobster with the big victory today.

02:31:34.860 It's that rookie, that rookie.

02:31:37.100 Yeah.

02:31:37.580 A couple people in the chat also had number one.

02:31:40.000 So your analysis was spot on, dude.

02:31:41.760 Once you said that, I go, yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

02:31:44.560 I feel like I know the guy.

02:31:46.740 I've listened to him a handful of times maybe, but I understand how his brain works.

02:31:51.080 Or doesn't work in this manner, right?

02:31:53.140 Yes.

02:31:54.960 Cardiff, how is Eugene doing?

02:31:58.260 Fantastic.

02:31:59.020 Loving the snow.

02:32:00.260 Oh, good.

02:32:00.740 Okay.

02:32:01.200 It's taller than him right now.

02:32:02.800 Yeah?

02:32:03.880 That move to Canada is working out well for your dog?

02:32:06.040 Yeah, he loves it.

02:32:06.680 Okay.

02:32:07.480 Free dog health care here.

02:32:09.100 Cardiff moved to Canada when Trump was elected.

02:32:11.240 Really?

02:32:11.840 Yes.

02:32:12.240 Tom.

02:32:12.640 Yes. 0.99

02:32:13.760 Well, it seems like they're going to suck you back in anyway. 0.97

02:32:16.700 Yeah, it was bad timing on my part. 0.95

02:32:19.140 Bad timing.

02:32:20.380 It would have been a lot less paperwork if you just would have waited a few months.

02:32:24.220 Oh, well.

02:32:24.960 Well, Top, thanks again for coming on the show, man.

02:32:27.100 I really appreciate it.

02:32:27.940 I always love when you're on.

02:32:29.080 Absolutely.

02:32:29.580 Thank you for having me, man.

02:32:31.440 Fantastic job.

02:32:32.580 I know you do merch.

02:32:34.460 You host some podcasts.

02:32:35.940 Please, where can people find you?

02:32:37.880 What should they be looking for?

02:32:39.140 Sure. 0.66

02:32:39.820 Top Lobster on Twitter if you appreciate some of my shitposty work. 0.96

02:32:43.300 TopLobster.com if you're looking for racist t-shirts.

02:32:47.440 But I do host other podcasts on there, and it's like a legitimate business.

02:32:51.840 Don't tell the IRS.

02:32:53.140 And Tower Gang, if you like other kind of comedy.

02:32:56.820 Nephilim Death Squad, if you're into more serious conversations about the Nephilim, Carl.

02:33:03.060 Nephilim.

02:33:04.100 And, of course, Timeline Cleanse. 1.00

02:33:06.580 I'm not on it, but go ahead and have my co-host fucking talk about bullshit if you want to. 0.98

02:33:12.060 Thanks for hosting me again. 0.99

02:33:14.180 Yeah, buddy.

02:33:14.640 Thanks so much for coming on.

02:33:15.760 We'll talk to you again soon.

02:33:17.240 Absolutely.

02:33:17.740 Bye, guys.

02:33:18.120 Nice to talk to you again, Cardiff.

02:33:19.940 Bye, Top Lobster.

02:33:21.840 Good to you.

02:33:22.460 Good to you.

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