Pearl - June 02, 2026


2016 304s Are Now 2026 Tradwives


Episode Stats


Length

5 minutes

Words per minute

149.05734

Word count

759

Sentence count

16

Harmful content

Misogyny

21

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Toxicity

18

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Hate speech

25

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Summary

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Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
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00:00:00.000 eight shots from 38 hey i got a glock in my arms 17 shots maybe you could be a purple monkey in a
00:00:10.800 bubblegum tree and what up guys welcome to my reaction series so there is like a cope that um 0.92
00:00:17.540 you can't make a hoe out of a housewife and i'm a young millennial or so i'm like i am almost uh 0.88
00:00:23.740 gen z i would have been gen z if i was born i was born in november if i was born in january i'd be 0.99
00:00:28.960 Gen Z. And there's this whole kind of red pill cope a little bit that you can't make a hoe out 0.99
00:00:34.340 of a housewife. I'm like, guys, half of the housewives now are former hoes because the 1.00
00:00:39.820 prettiest women get the best offers. And therefore, usually women can't stop at just one, you know, 1.00
00:00:45.340 good offer. So unfortunately, women, we have a tendency to always tell on ourselves, whether
00:00:51.580 it's talking to our friends about it, talking to our family about it, talking to someone 1.00
00:00:58.800 else about it like we just can't seem to shut up so women um hoes actually made a trend showing 0.98
00:01:08.200 name housewives after being hoes uh to be honest essentially uh this whole you can't make a 0.99
00:01:16.180 housewife out of a hoe wrong because um most women have hoed at least a little bit all right 1.00
00:01:28.800 maybe you could be a purple monkey in a bubblegum tree and yeah because how do you think she got 1.00
00:01:38.620 to be a housewife is she dressed like this to a party some guy was like holy shit who is that 1.00
00:01:44.240 and there you go there she found her husband here's another 1.00
00:01:47.160 yeah so again you know she was twerking at a party and he was like oh wait i i want her to
00:02:05.080 do that on on on me and then um that that's marriage today what up guys have you ever 0.99
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00:02:41.040 free dollars towards your first trade this is what i mean like if if i'm being real honest um 1.00
00:02:47.040 it's a numbers game to some degree that's not a fun conversation to have but like women that are 0.67
00:02:54.000 prudes get married slower because the barrier to entry is higher and therefore their standards are 1.00
00:03:00.240 higher whores don't have as high of standards now granted their bonding ability kind of goes to 1.00
00:03:06.160 shit but um a lot of times they get in the door at least okay let's see this 1.00
00:03:11.000 yeah you see um she used to be really hot and then um she went and got married and got fat so 1.00
00:03:29.920 All right, let's see the next one. 1.00
00:03:43.780 You know, you got to whore a little bit to find a husband, lady. 1.00
00:03:47.000 Sorry, it just is what it is. 1.00
00:03:48.560 Different strategies for different folks, but a lot of women try the whoring and it works. 1.00
00:03:54.020 Men love sex if you give them sex. 1.00
00:03:59.920 Maybe you could be a purple monkey in a bubblegum tree and 1.00
00:04:08.460 Just classic. Okay, let's see this one. 2016
00:04:12.940 Maybe you could be a purple monkey in a bubblegum tree 0.99
00:04:26.360 this this is my generation of of women um we just can't help ourselves can we you got to do what
00:04:33.960 you got to do to get married in 2026 am i right ladies am i right all right guys um is the biggest
00:04:39.640 you knew from high school married um i have to say all the biggest tours that i knew in college are
00:04:45.080 and high school are either engaged or married so it is what it is um you know it's a numbers game 1.00
00:04:51.160 and those those whores they put up numbers and eventually there's a taker it's like offering 100 1.00
00:04:56.700 free samples you're bound to get you know somebody that's like i'll take it so like the video guys 1.00
00:05:01.740 subscribe to the channel i love you thanks for watching and i'll see you next time