Pearl - 2024 Awards Ceremony

00:00:00.000 Good afternoon, good evening, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of Pearl Daily.

00:00:09.660 Today, we are celebrating a wonderful year.

00:00:16.520 2024 has had a lot of ups and downs.

00:00:20.400 And I decided to put together a fun little awards ceremony.

00:00:26.820 let me know in the chat if the audio is okay we're out of a different location today let me know

00:00:34.580 everyone in here let's go okay so i came up with this i i want to first go through

00:00:43.380 how i came up with this award ceremony how do i get these crazy ideas right

00:00:48.660 I started thinking about how grateful I am to be doing the job that I'm doing.

00:00:56.500 You know, about five years ago, I was in a sales job. I was selling copiers door to door

00:01:03.300 and it was not fun. It really wasn't. And I thought about how can I thank the people that

00:01:12.960 allow me to do what I do? How can I thank the simps? How can I thank the OnlyFans whores? 0.99

00:01:25.840 How can I thank the delusional women 1.00

00:01:31.600 who make my job possible? Well, what better is there than an awards ceremony?

00:01:42.960 i know sales they said audio is about three seconds behind okay well

00:01:49.760 i don't know what to tell you guys anyway so i first wanted to say thank you to the simps

00:01:57.920 the only fans hoes the old ladies that tweet me their selfies trying to prove that they still 1.00

00:02:05.360 got it for allowing me to do this award ceremony. Now, the way we did this award ceremony,

00:02:14.000 and I like to play it fair, right, was what I did was I put out a Google form and I allowed you,

00:02:20.960 the people on Twitter, to nominate who you thought would be best for the form.

00:02:27.040 And what I did was I either did a poll or I did a thread, which you guys could like and retweet to vote for various people.

00:02:39.120 Now, to be fair, there was some downsides to doing it this way.

00:02:44.560 You know, in some of them, I did feel like just the most popular person won, which I think, you know, there should be a little more depth than that.

00:02:52.660 but those are always things we can improve in the future. So I'm going to start with the awards

00:03:00.900 ceremony by sharing my screen. One second. Okay. We're gonna share my screen. You've been looking

00:03:13.380 forward to this for a day now. Well, I thank you. Also guys, if you want, we're not streaming on

00:03:18.580 the audacity network today because i don't know how to stream from this location now if you go

00:03:24.740 to the audacitynetwork.com i do run a risk by doing these awards ceremonies a lot of ladies 1.00

00:03:31.140 can't take jokes okay and when they can't take jokes what tends to happen is they report my

00:03:39.940 accounts they spam and i'm really trying to be youtube free and the way that you can help me

00:03:45.540 is by going to the audacity network.com i'm sorry dane i'm sorry i don't know how to stream today

00:03:52.060 but go to the audacity network.com 10 bucks a month 80 bucks a year i'm sorry dane i'm sorry

00:03:58.060 i'm good i'm reading this chat okay i'm very sorry um sorry um but the ladies do they're 0.56

00:04:07.380 very mad at me for giving out these awards. And unfortunately, the only way to combat that is to

00:04:15.980 be YouTube free. So 80 bucks a year, 10 bucks a month. If we do $8 or sorry, eight signups to show

00:04:23.960 I can be YouTube free in a year. That's my goal is to be completely YouTube free. But please let

00:04:29.100 me back in the program to whoever's watching this from YouTube. Sorry, guys. Okay, so

00:04:35.800 let me share my screen i did a present oh one more thing the most anticipated event is catfish

00:04:45.480 of the year and you guys can go vote for that on my twitter if you scroll i have a twitter thread

00:04:52.440 that you guys can still place the votes and i'm not it won't be until i get to the last award

00:04:58.780 which is catfish of the year that i will be um you know taking the end okay

00:05:08.060 or um i will be saying it's like the end of the end of the votes okay

00:05:14.460 so we're gonna share my screen present share screen it's been a while since i've used

00:05:21.660 share screen. Okay. I'm going to do entire screen because it makes it easier.

00:05:32.880 No. Actually, I'm going to do window. Catfish of the year. Now,

00:05:41.800 slideshow. Now, the first award we have is the breakout star of the year. Now, this is somebody

00:05:50.140 that wasn't as well-known last year, and this year had a media overtaking, overhaul.

00:05:58.300 Now, the people that were nominated for Breakout Star of the Year, number one is Brett Cooper.

00:06:04.680 Brett Cooper had a wonderful year at the Daily Wire. Even though she got fired, okay, that does

00:06:10.180 happen, or left, whatever, sorry, she left, don't sue me, she left on good terms, all right?

00:06:15.340 she got half a million subscribers on her new channel. Now, Candace Owens is another one who 0.99

00:06:22.680 is going viral this year with millions and millions of views on her channel, also after

00:06:27.480 getting fired from the Daily Wire. The next person is Andrew Wilson, who has one of the top

00:06:35.100 super chatted debate shows in the United States.

00:06:38.460 and lastly we have J.D. Vance vice president nominee that I had never heard of until this year

00:06:48.280 and I pulled you guys and you said J.D. Vance so we don't have an award because this is a budget

00:06:58.480 stream but we're very proud of you J.D. Now the next award is the biggest hoe of 2024 0.99

00:07:07.380 Now, many of you guys have seen me speak out about the crazy degeneracy that's going on in our society, but there is a part of me that is grateful for, oh my gosh, no, I forgot to pick you.

00:07:22.320 okay well we're gonna go one second for the 304s of 2024 now we had a lot of different ladies to 1.00

00:07:33.560 pick from because obviously you know it never really ends number one was sophia rain now

00:07:41.360 sophia rain is an internet personality who made let me share my screen now 1.00

00:07:47.400 Share screen.

00:07:53.960 We're going to do my actual screen, entire screen.

00:07:57.840 Okay.

00:07:59.920 Now, Sophia rain is a woman who made millions of dollars selling nudes on 1.00

00:08:08.000 OnlyFans, she made $60 million.

00:08:11.660 That is more money than construction workers. 0.93

00:08:17.400 NBA players and businessmen hope to make in their lifetime and she said you know what 0.97

00:08:23.880 I am going to sell my butthole on the internet

00:08:28.760 and she made 60 million now next on the on the list is bonnie blue now bonnie blue 0.98

00:08:39.000 is got famous for saying that she slept sleeps with barely legal 18 year old school boys now 0.68

00:08:46.680 while the internet was very angry she said to blame the the lawmakers not her she also said

00:08:53.160 she doesn't have a problem sleeping with married men because women do bad jobs and don't blow their 1.00

00:08:57.800 husbands i'm not saying she's right but you know what do you expect number three number three

00:09:11.160 we have Lily Phillips. Now, Lily Phillips is famous for sleeping with a hundred men in a day. 1.00

00:09:25.860 And, you know, but she said, that's not good enough. I want to go harder.

00:09:32.040 I have grit. I have determination. I have

00:09:41.520 Oh, wait, should I go back to the slides?

00:09:45.640 I have the 2024, how of the year award.

00:09:51.640 Congratulations to Lily Phillips.

00:09:54.640 She stole the show with the majority of votes because nobody, nobody else was 1.00

00:10:01.560 going for a thousand men in a day.

00:10:05.680 That was only Lily Phillips.

00:10:11.160 breakout stuff okay i'm gonna share the screen one one second oh here we go okay now many times in

00:10:22.680 life she cries after that where does she find a thousand people i don't know now many times in

00:10:32.560 life you take owls i mean you guys that have been following me for a couple years i have had my

00:10:40.940 share of l's that i've taken on all platforms you know sometimes you get ratio

00:10:49.980 sometimes

00:10:53.180 the internet roasts you

00:10:57.260 sometimes life doesn't go the way you planned you took an l

00:11:01.660 so the next award ceremony that i wanted to do was who took the biggest l

00:11:10.940 of 2024. Now, the number one person on the list is P. Diddy. Or the number one, the first person

00:11:24.320 that was nominated was P. Diddy. Now, P. Diddy was beloved by Hollywood. Beloved.

00:11:33.900 And then this year, a lot of things came out. Apparently, the man has had some crazy parties

00:11:40.560 where he's been doing illegal things that has been under the wraps for years needless to say

00:11:47.840 as that is coming out to the public that is an l now the number two nomination that i got for

00:11:57.200 biggest l of 2024 was destiny now destiny had a video leak of him blowing somebody

00:12:10.120 on camera, another guy. On top of that, his wife, he was in an open marriage with, left him

00:12:16.200 for another guy. Need I say more? I mean, the man, he takes a lot of L's.

00:12:29.920 The third person for L of the year,

00:12:32.520 us ladies have been working for a hundred years to put a woman into office 1.00

00:12:39.980 we tried with hillary and we couldn't quite get it but democrats this year decided we're

00:12:48.540 gonna put together we're gonna have a woman of color run and represent us 0.87

00:12:55.920 The biggest L of 2024 goes to, drumroll please, Kamala Harris. Kamala, congratulations.

00:13:11.440 you have gotten the biggest L of 2024. Now, there's two people that really

00:13:21.820 make what I do possible. And are two groups of people. And I want to say

00:13:31.420 that while I do call out the simps and the whores, 304s, whatever you want to call on the lot, 1.00

00:13:41.440 But you guys make what I do possible. 0.98

00:13:45.500 And I'm going to pull up.

00:13:49.180 Oh, hold on.

00:13:56.160 The latest thread that I have, which is the vote for SMP of the Year.

00:14:04.200 Now, SMP of the Year is not an easy task.

00:14:09.580 But somebody's got to do it.

00:14:12.400 you need white knights here we go this is my thread now i'm going to share it okay

00:14:26.320 okay share screen

00:14:32.160 uh share screen entire screen okay

00:14:37.600 care. Now, next on the agenda is simp of the year. First off the bat, of course, we have my friend

00:14:49.740 Michael Knowles. Now, Michael Knowles aided in a 304s apology tour. So as you know, the 304s 0.95

00:15:00.200 love to go to the streets. They love it. But when they're done, they need to get out of jail

00:15:07.300 free card. And lucky for the 304s, the simps are always ready to step up to the plate, to join the 1.00

00:15:15.420 cause. And Michael Knowles brought Nala on his podcast, gave her a softball interview, and helped

00:15:26.400 her with her rebrand. Now she has Jesus merch and married another simp. On top of that, Michael 0.91

00:15:36.160 mole's position is that a woman can lie to you about the paternity of your child

00:15:41.120 and you are the bad guy if you divorced. Michael never misses an opportunity to white night

00:15:49.280 while standing up for the hose but telling the men to stop watching corn.

00:15:55.580 Speaking of Nala Ray, next on the agenda is Nala's husband. Now obviously somebody had to wife her 1.00

00:16:04.040 up after she was done and this fella right here stepped up to the plate his wife got tag-teamed on 1.00

00:16:12.200 camera and he said you know what that's in the past honey number three we have travis hunter

00:16:24.120 now travis hunter it recently came out that his future his fiance future wife was a former stripper

00:16:34.040 cheated on him and was in a music video with another man grinding on him while they were in

00:16:40.300 a relationship. But he said, F what you all think. I am still going forward with the wedding.

00:16:49.000 Now, next is the man who spent $4.7 million on Sophia Rain. As you guys know, OnlyFans ladies

00:16:58.620 have to make their money somehow. And the simps always step up to the place.

00:17:04.040 Next, we have Destiny. This man needs no introduction. That's it.

00:17:14.580 And lastly, we have Logan Paul, whose wife and now mother of his child dated Leonardo DiCaprio and everyone else in Hollywood.

00:17:23.460 it. Now, I let you guys vote down to the wire. It looks like destiny won. Congratulations

00:17:37.140 to destiny for winning simp of the year. Now, the part that we've all been waiting for,

00:17:52.020 And you guys can still vote.

00:17:53.400 I have a little bit of a monologue.

00:17:54.960 If you guys wanna vote for catfish of the year,

00:17:58.640 you can go vote right now.

00:18:02.140 Okay, the threat is up.

00:18:05.240 Now, before we give the 2024 catfish of the year,

00:18:09.020 I have to give a couple disclaimers.

00:18:14.500 We have to talk about first,

00:18:19.020 do I wanna do the disclaimers first to the catfish?

00:18:22.900 i'm gonna say the disclaimers so when i say catfish of the year i'd like to say number one

00:18:29.620 i am in no way saying that these women that i'm going to bring up are ugly i am not 0.99

00:18:36.260 i am not even saying that i am better looking than these women 1.00

00:18:42.180 i am not saying

00:18:43.620 that these women are bad people. I am not saying they are wrong for doing this. 1.00

00:18:53.580 I am just saying these women 1.00

00:18:55.700 do not look like their pictures. They don't look the way they look online.

00:19:03.640 that's it now what is a catfish now the original definition of a catfish is someone

00:19:16.580 sorry the original definition to catfish is to lure someone into into a relationship by a means

00:19:25.480 of a fictional online persona so in the past historically catfish was a well-known show

00:19:33.220 and we can see a couple here I'm going to show you guys of the history of the catfish

00:19:39.880 let me share screen

00:19:47.220 so oh wait entire screen okay share

00:19:59.600 so historically it has been videos like this

00:20:03.220 Yeah, I don't want to get copyright, so I'm not going to even play too much.

00:20:25.760 so this is the historical definition now a lot of ladies have been arguing 1.00

00:20:33.820 they've said pearl you can't give a catfish of the year award because the original definition

00:20:41.180 was pretending to be someone that you're not and the women nominated simply use plastic surgery 1.00

00:20:54.440 filters, a pound of makeup, eyelash extensions, fake hair, fake nails. 0.86

00:21:02.500 They're not pretending to be someone they're not.

00:21:05.660 They just look completely different than their photos. 0.97

00:21:11.040 You're evil, Pearl. 1.00

00:21:14.140 Pearl, you're the worst person ever. 0.97

00:21:19.020 Because you notice that they don't look the way they do online.

00:21:24.440 Now, recently, the term catfish, well, maybe the online definition has not caught up, right?

00:21:34.120 The online definition hasn't caught up with society yet, but it tends to be used when

00:21:41.040 overweight women pretend they're not overweight on dating apps, and the men meet up and are like, 0.99

00:21:47.620 you don't look like your pictures. Maybe they look 10 years younger.

00:21:51.440 Now, what is the definition of fraud?

00:21:58.140 Fraud is the intentional act of deceiving or concealing information to gain an unfair

00:22:05.760 advantage or benefit.

00:22:08.400 So this begs the question, is this a catfish or fraud?

00:22:15.360 Is it fraud to conceal 20 pounds?

00:22:19.600 Is it fraud to conceal the crow's feet, the big nose, in order to gain a following and

00:22:25.960 the attention of men?

00:22:28.600 And if men give you money thinking you look a certain way and you don't, have they been

00:22:35.600 frauded?

00:22:36.600 Do you owe them the money? 0.91

00:22:39.900 So again, I would like to reiterate, I am not saying these women are ugly. 1.00

00:22:44.980 I'm just saying they have flaws, they're flawed.

00:22:49.600 Now, we're going to go through the people that have been nominated. I'm going to go through the

00:22:56.620 most recent thread. Now, you guys can vote. And by the way, if I get a sign up, I'm going to shout

00:23:03.740 it out on my website. It's theaudacitynetwork.com. Look, these women have been flagging my accounts 1.00

00:23:10.600 all day. So I'm risking a lot doing this for you guys. Look, it's 10 bucks a month, 80 bucks a

00:23:16.340 year, you get first access to my documentary. And all of my old content that YouTube made me pull

00:23:28.260 kind of sad, sad day, but 80 bucks a year, 10 bucks a month, eight signups to show.

00:23:36.080 It just helps us keep the lights on, do what we do. Okay. So the ladies nominated, I'm pulling

00:23:42.440 of this thread for catfish of the year i want to again reiterate how i got these nominations

00:23:50.200 these were sent to me these were submissions so i had a google form they're sent to me online

00:23:57.880 and all i did was i go through my google form and i pick the most popular ones and i made a thread

00:24:03.640 let me and mind you the only pushback i got was not for sympathy year which was about men

00:24:12.460 nobody cried when i said these guys are simps but whenever i said hey these women just 1.00

00:24:21.400 do not look the same as they do online then it was world war three

00:24:28.120 So, these are the nominations that were cast. Now, let me share the thread.

00:24:38.660 I am going to go back here.

00:24:43.480 okay share screen share screen

00:25:01.160 okay here we go

00:25:05.300 now this is the original tweet says now that the 2024 is coming to a close

00:25:14.480 it's time to vote our most important award it's catfish of the year

00:25:21.000 please like and retweet the lovely ladies in the thread below

00:25:25.680 Now, first on deck, we have red-headed libertarian. Josie is a 40-year-old conservative tweeter 1.00

00:25:38.460 who made us think she looked 28 and hot. This is what she sold to us. 0.99

00:25:44.820 Unfortunately, she is average, like the rest of us.

00:25:48.860 this is pretty bad this two different people here

00:25:55.840 next up we have sydney sweeney now sydney sweeney portrayed herself to be a blonde bombshell 1.00

00:26:06.080 but unfortunately without all the professional makeup she looks like another girl at the 0.97

00:26:12.200 university of arizona now to be fair the women at the university of arizona are pretty good looking 1.00

00:26:18.660 but i do i'm in dallas right now and i saw like three of her walking down the street today

00:26:30.200 it's just not it's not uncommon the next we have page spinner act page is a professional golfer

00:26:41.780 social media personality and model. Paige portrayed herself as a 9.5.

00:26:49.080 But unfortunately, under all those filters, she looks like my childhood babysitter. 0.51

00:26:56.040 This is what we got. Now you guys can like, like and retweet. Next, I'm not going to read all of

00:27:05.460 these. Next up, we have Lolita. Now Lolita, we thought was a Puerto Rican bombshell. 1.00

00:27:11.780 this is what we thought she looked like but unfortunately the receipts came out

00:27:16.660 and she did threaten to sue me over this but i won't be silenced i'll see you in court lolita

00:27:24.820 and i will tell the judge that you commit fraud because this is the receipts that came out now

00:27:33.160 again is she cute yes is she pretty yeah but does she look like this 1.00

00:27:40.240 she doesn't

00:27:44.140 next up we have Sabrina 0.95

00:27:48.220 Carpenter

00:27:50.780 a phenomenal singer

00:27:52.920 and pop sensation

00:27:54.200 but under all that makeup

00:27:56.880 she looks like the girls 0.97

00:27:58.940 I went to Catholic school with

00:28:00.300 I mean there's like three of her in my class 1.00

00:28:03.200 next up

00:28:06.980 I don't remember this lady's name 0.99

00:28:08.700 I really don't

00:28:10.240 But we thought she was a hot e-girl. 1.00

00:28:14.180 So we thought, turns out, she's just hot for her age. 1.00

00:28:23.420 Next up, we have Courtney Nill, a conservative thirst trapper. 0.97

00:28:29.900 Now, I'd like to, you know, out of all these ladies, they had very different reactions. 1.00

00:28:35.140 some were laughed some you know freaked out and spurged on twitter for four hours some

00:28:43.240 laughed now i will give courtney credit where credit's due she can take a joke 1.00

00:28:50.300 next we have isabel de luca otherwise known as cake tits we thought she looks like this 1.00

00:28:58.300 turns out she looks like this different person this again not bad

00:29:08.440 next up we have Brittany Venti now Brittany Venti has made videos about me for years 0.98

00:29:18.380 attacking my looks turns out it was out of insecurity

00:29:23.640 you know the great thing about just looking how you look on the internet

00:29:32.060 about not putting on a pound of makeup about not doing a million filters

00:29:38.340 you know people can say whatever they want but at least you don't have to be in live in fear of

00:29:48.820 people seeing your face. Next up, we have Chrissy Mayer. Thought she looked like this. 0.98

00:29:57.680 Really looks like this.

00:30:03.360 Next up, we have Sarah Gonzalez, mother of two, trying to prove she's still got it. 0.63

00:30:10.820 Next, Ada Looch, a conservative tweeter. We thought it was an 8.5, but unfortunately,

00:30:16.000 all the under all the contour looks like an average woman in any major city. So we had this 1.00

00:30:21.560 before, this after. No game. Ugly, no. Does she look like her pictures? Ugly, no. Oh, shoot. 1.00

00:30:35.440 yeah no

00:30:42.320 next and last we have i've never heard of this woman ever but her name's anna from wtwg

00:30:54.160 it's a nomination we thought anna was a super hottie but it turns out she looks like the 1.00

00:31:00.160 cashier from my McDonald's under all those filters. She, she really looked like I went 1.00

00:31:06.140 to McDonald's the other day and I saw a woman that looked just like this. So I don't,

00:31:12.260 I know shapeshifters. Now, again, stop sharing. 1.00

00:31:19.840 Now, I want to read some of the pushback. Now, mind you, I am paraphrasing here.

00:31:25.360 I am paraphrasing on the pushback that I've gotten. There's a lot of tweets and I want to,

00:31:33.440 I want to just let you know how Twitter is responding to this. The number one thing they

00:31:39.920 said was you are jealous. Pearl, a lot of these women are better looking than you. They've got it 1.00

00:31:47.240 And you just do not have it.

00:31:49.740 You just, ugh, ugly. 0.98

00:31:54.300 And, you know, to me, and I don't mean to be rude in this, 0.96

00:32:00.420 that is like saying I'm jealous of someone that's better at rec basketball.

00:32:08.920 You know, you're jealous of the guys in the NBA with the fans and the skills.

00:32:15.700 you're not really jealous of the rec basketball team. Now, I wanted to put some pictures to this

00:32:23.060 just so you guys could see what I'm talking about. So let me share my screen again.

00:32:30.440 Share screen.

00:32:36.520 Catfish of the year. Now, I just, I like to,

00:32:40.880 two women that would be in the nba these ladies are eights or higher these are women yes i'm 0.99

00:32:52.320 totally jealous of like if you want to say pearl are you jealous of sydney thomas i would say yes

00:33:01.720 i told could i look like her that would my life be better in every way yes

00:33:08.640 this is the rec basketball team

00:33:12.520 not bad right i mean they're good at basketball they can shoot but it's not

00:33:22.000 the big leagues

00:33:24.300 it's not you know i took this girl's from morgan wallen's music video he dropped

00:33:32.600 today i saw her in and i was like that woman is beautiful her beautiful

00:33:36.320 beautiful 15 years ago okay um

00:33:43.600 the next thing that the people said they said why are you doing this pearl

00:33:49.280 pearl you are so evil

00:33:51.540 this is the internet and it's funny 0.97

00:34:01.580 and women, not all women, not all women, not all women, but the ladies getting offended

00:34:10.580 has sort of ruined the internet. At one point, you know, 4chan was going crazy. You know,

00:34:17.300 I remember 10, 15 years ago on the internet, you know, and 4chan, you know, they go to the extreme. 0.96

00:34:25.140 they they call you fat they call you a sim they say show boobs you know and i just think if you're 0.87

00:34:32.980 on the internet i get made fun of all the time why are you on the internet if you can't take 0.99

00:34:43.220 being told that you're not ugly but you're just not perfect

00:34:47.860 Now, next, let me share my screen again.

00:35:03.100 Before we get to the actual awards ceremony, I'm going to present my screen again.

00:35:15.100 Entire screen.

00:35:16.820 There we go.

00:35:17.860 Okay, here I made a PowerPoint of what to do if you are offended.

00:35:25.820 So to all the ladies that were nominated for catfish of the year, not even by me, not even

00:35:32.260 the, this was a Google form.

00:35:37.720 So here is the, the lady, she's super upset. 1.00

00:35:42.420 She doesn't know what to do.

00:35:44.720 one is cry. You can cry about it. Preferably not around me. Preferably not on camera, so I don't

00:35:56.600 have to see it. But you can cry. That's an option. That's option one. Number two, you can block or

00:36:05.560 mute. But unfortunately, for the redheaded libertarian that didn't stop her, she's still 1.00

00:36:11.340 replying to me even though i'm blocked but you could what i would suggest for those triggered

00:36:15.580 you can mute and block

00:36:19.100 and then disengage

00:36:24.140 delete twitter problem solved get off the internet if you can't handle the heat they say get out of

00:36:33.660 the kitchen. Play victim and attack me is an option. You're going to see them pulling for

00:36:43.580 sympathy. So they're going to say, oh, she's so mean. She's so evil while doing the exact same 1.00

00:36:49.740 thing. And if you guys have any other options for the ladies, those are just some I put together. 0.94

00:37:03.660 Someone said, get a helmet. 0.98

00:37:05.220 I think that's a great idea.

00:37:16.580 If anyone's got any other suggestions, I'd just like to help them out.

00:37:22.580 Do you know what I mean?

00:37:24.960 Okay, the next part.

00:37:27.600 Okay.

00:37:28.640 So what tends to happen, though, is there are spaces...

00:37:33.660 mm-hmm okay sorry i want to keep going with the things people have been saying to me

00:37:45.100 next we have you are engagement farming

00:37:48.700 um i disagree

00:37:53.460 it's a funny award i think it's funny you might have a different sense of humor but

00:38:02.660 yeah, I don't, you know, then they'll go back to, they look better than you. Now they might

00:38:09.140 by not, but not by that, not by that much, not by as much as you think. Again, I showed you guys

00:38:15.500 the A leagues, the B leagues. Okay. Again, we're going back to the rec league thing.

00:38:22.180 Next, they say, this is sad. You might think that,

00:38:26.600 but i think it's funny now what tends to happen is there's a space that men will start so in this

00:38:37.720 case it's conservative media twitter not all not all not all sometimes there are women on these

00:38:43.560 projects i'd like to say but and what happens is you know when men speak not all not all and all

00:38:52.140 but many, they tend to be more direct with each other. And what happens is the ladies come in 1.00

00:38:58.480 and they use their offense to police speech. So in this case, the ladies are all offended, 1.00

00:39:06.420 so they're going to go complain to Elon. Now, Elon, he's going to want to not make this a problem.

00:39:13.400 He doesn't want to get annoyed. And the ladies, they'll play victim. They'll say, oh, my life is 0.97

00:39:18.920 so hard i get i get criticized on an app

00:39:29.080 on the internet how could that happen

00:39:36.360 and

00:39:41.560 someone said the wrecked basketball and die okay um so

00:39:48.920 the way it works is then the the simps right the men that appeal to women will say all right ladies 0.98

00:39:57.560 i just want you to shut up so i'll yell at pearl all right ladies we just want you to shut up so 1.00

00:40:03.000 we'll fire that person all right ladies we just want you to and that's how it works this happens 1.00

00:40:09.320 at work this happens in every industry but not all women i'd like to say not all not all not all not all

00:40:15.160 And then the last form of cope these ladies go to 1.00

00:40:24.080 Is they tweet me their selfies

00:40:27.900 To prove that they still got it

00:40:29.640 Now this is not my first rodeo

00:40:32.140 One time I tweeted that 25 year old women 1.00

00:40:35.800 Are hotter than 35 year old women 0.99

00:40:37.820 Do you know what the 35 year old women did? 1.00

00:40:41.060 Got more naked

00:40:42.220 Tweeted me their selfies

00:40:43.400 now what should be considered when looking at catfish of the year

00:40:56.780 now you guys get the final say i am a woman of the people right and you guys can still vote for

00:41:03.440 about like two minutes i'll say two minutes roughly you can go to the thread on twitter still

00:41:09.120 though. Now, it's not about makeup in itself. It's not about getting glammed up now and then.

00:41:17.680 What is the public perception of how you look on the internet? What do your profile pictures look

00:41:26.240 like? And what do you look like in real life? That's why Sydney Sweeney went viral. It wasn't

00:41:34.040 because she was unattractive it was because the public perception was that she was a 9.5 1.00

00:41:41.560 and it turned out she was a six or seven that's a two and a half point difference 0.96

00:41:49.000 that is significant

00:41:57.800 now

00:42:01.240 for what you've all been waiting for

00:42:04.040 you know i'm gonna give it i'm gonna give it please like this video

00:42:07.960 i am gonna wait until you guys get the likes what are we at now i'm gonna i'm gonna

00:42:17.480 i need the likes to get to we're at fort i need 800 likes and i will announce the winner on

00:42:24.920 youtube i'm sorry sorry to the twitter people it just is what it is 800 likes and i will announce

00:42:32.680 the winner. I will call it. Let me, should I read some of the replies that I've gotten today on

00:42:47.320 Twitter. Imagine being so pathetic you make fun of others when you are worse than all 1.00

00:43:04.200 of the targets you selected. It's from oh an alpha account oh alpha fox. Do you guys hear that? 0.99

00:43:17.320 It's the world's smallest violin playing.

00:43:23.520 Cry me a river.

00:43:26.480 Cry me a river.

00:43:33.460 Let's see what else we got.

00:43:35.940 Let's see what else we got.

00:43:39.480 Now we had, oh, you know what?

00:43:42.740 I got to read Lolita's response.

00:43:44.840 so lolita actually threatened to sue me she the the the what we thought was the puerto rican bombshell 1.00

00:43:56.120 it threatened a lawsuit with publicly available

00:44:03.880 information that's on twitter let me pull these let me pull these up because this was hilarious

00:44:14.840 you know what i'm gonna have to pull it up on my laptop my bad guys

00:44:19.480 okay so she said let me

00:44:24.820 right she said pearl i need you to stop with this catfish of the year thing by the way i i gave her 0.98

00:44:39.320 a chance to have a sense of humor about it. I gave her a chance, right? I said, hey,

00:44:44.680 I mean, no malice, but for the sanctity of this award ceremony, I gotta, I gotta be honest. Like

00:44:52.060 I can't, because I'm friends with somebody or friendly with them, I can't not nominate you if

00:44:56.880 you've been voted in. That takes away the sanctity of my award ceremony. So I'll say, hey, look,

00:45:02.060 we're friends. I'm just letting you know you've been nominated. I had to burn a bridge because

00:45:07.820 of this because I try to put on the best show for you guys. She said, I need you to stop with

00:45:14.160 this catfish of the year thing. I told you I don't want to be a part of it because it severely

00:45:18.560 impacts my mental health. Do you guys hear that? The world's smallest violin. Your response of

00:45:28.020 cry me a river indicates an intent to proceed regardless. Yep. Which is deeply concerning.

00:45:34.800 I'm grateful that DMs can't be deleted as the communication will serve as proof of your intent

00:45:40.400 to continue with this. I've already consulted with my family's attorney and your proposed actions

00:45:46.720 could constitute several legal violations, invasion of privacy, defamation,

00:45:52.320 violation of Illinois and Costa Rica, public law. I demand you stop including me in this event.

00:46:01.280 you remove any references to me and you if you've already posted them you do not use my image

00:46:07.120 username blah blah blah do not include link me in this i kindly ask you not use anything of

00:46:13.200 mine without my written consent you're a public figure and i'm not she is if you don't comply

00:46:20.320 i'll be forced to take legal action this is why you guys got to go to the audacitynetwork.com

00:46:29.680 sign up because these ladies they threaten me with lawsuits there has to be a whole industry 1.00

00:46:34.720 of frivolous lawsuits of women just suing when they don't get their way has to be

00:46:44.240 i believe in the sanctity of this awards ceremony

00:46:51.360 let's see let's see how many likes we're at we're close we're at 600 i need 200 more

00:46:56.640 Now, I want to talk about the sexism that we have here.

00:47:01.860 Now, I gave two award ceremonies that could be, some could be offensive to men and some could be offensive to women.

00:47:09.060 Now, I understand being called a catfish is not pleasant.

00:47:14.180 That's not a nice thing.

00:47:15.680 But the ladies have been calling men hatfishes for years. 0.80

00:47:19.900 nobody's

00:47:22.240 complained. Nobody's been community noted for calling men hatfishes. Men get made fun of on

00:47:30.700 the internet every day. And the ladies come forward and they say, we want to be in the men's 0.95

00:47:35.760 space, but can't handle the heat. The ladies will scream, they'll cry, but I can't, you know,

00:47:48.960 you could scream and cry all you want but doesn't make you look like your profile pictures it

00:47:54.880 doesn't now let's go let's see how many likes we got once we get to 800 i'll announce the winner

00:48:12.720 that'll be the end date 6 37 and you guys remember you could still vote until i until i go to the

00:48:22.800 twitter there are some bad some crazy contenders so you know ladies that's why i don't feel bad

00:48:31.760 for you at all. I don't. Let's see who's winning. Let's see. I'm gonna, I'm gonna peek at who's in

00:48:45.840 the lead, but it doesn't end until, okay, it looks like, let's see.

00:49:01.760 uh oh wait hold on let me go back oh here we go also i got contacted by a reporter today

00:49:16.000 wanting a comment and it was clearly a hit piece all because i said

00:49:23.120 they don't look like their pictures

00:49:27.760 they don't look like their pictures

00:49:31.760 we're at 666. We're getting close. Let's see who's winning.

00:49:41.520 Red-headed libertarians got 2k likes. Lolita's at one point, one point. Wait, hold on. 0.97

00:49:48.440 I don't want to say because I don't want it to influence. Okay. I think I, I think I see

00:49:55.380 anything above a five is a compliment yes and you know i don't mean to bring race into this okay i

00:50:12.500 don't. I'm not. But there was some perception that there's a

00:50:23.180 different behavior that white women weren't as delusional. But 1.00

00:50:31.300 this proves that they're exactly the same. Exactly the

00:50:36.000 same. Five plus is pretty. All right, guys, I don't. 678. We're at, we're getting close. 680 likes.

00:50:55.460 680. We're getting close. 7,000 views on Twitter. You guys are killing the game.

00:51:16.580 Now, there's a couple copes that the ladies go through when they get caught catfishing. 1.00

00:51:22.420 the first cope that they say is it was a bad picture

00:51:27.920 but unbeknownst to them most cameras automatically make you look a little bit better and smooth your

00:51:37.220 face it wasn't a bad picture you're just not as hot as you thought you were the second one we get 0.99

00:51:46.240 is it was photoshopped

00:51:52.420 nobody cares enough to photoshop your your pictures ladies 1.00

00:51:58.980 the third one is every woman is a catfish without makeup not true 1.00

00:52:07.260 not true 0.54

00:52:10.800 i look how i look in real life you guys can say whatever you want i'm not a catfish

00:52:19.860 you see me on the internet i look like that in real life 0.80

00:52:23.740 the reason you ladies are a catfish is because you use a pound of makeup 1.00

00:52:28.660 a pound of filters 0.95

00:52:30.920 plastic surgery botox genetic fraud

00:52:37.160 the next one is they are equally as beautiful in person

00:52:43.300 if it was true you guys wouldn't have to fight it okay do you guys think let's just be honest

00:52:49.740 here do you guys think that that I'm gonna go here do you guys think

00:53:00.780 that these ladies here would be arguing with me that they're still hot 1.00

00:53:08.960 I'm just begging the question do they have to argue with me

00:53:15.700 now do these ladies have to argue with me that they're still hot 1.00

00:53:19.740 Remember, NBA, rec league, NBA, rec league.

00:53:25.120 You can be the queen of your rec league, but it's still a rec league.

00:53:34.200 We're at 704 likes.

00:53:36.700 I'm going to announce the winner.

00:53:37.900 Otherwise, vote for your favorites.

00:53:40.940 Vote for your favorites.

00:53:44.760 Should we?

00:53:48.000 I want to show you guys something.

00:53:49.740 So this woman, the red-headed libertarian, she's blocked me. 0.99

00:53:56.200 It's really annoying because she keeps responding to my posts and I'm not even allowed.

00:54:03.780 I'm not even allowed to, she's saying, I'm making chocolate chip pudding.

00:54:10.480 Can you imagine?

00:54:11.300 Okay.

00:54:11.460 Can you imagine?

00:54:12.000 your mom's making pudding with you and she has spent all day responding to pearl on the internet

00:54:21.200 trying to prove am i sharing my screen am i forgot i know i'm not it's okay entire screen

00:54:32.960 oh whoops there we go that she has spent all day trying to prove that she's still got it this is

00:54:44.020 so embarrassing what is happening to women I mean like not all not all not all can you imagine

00:54:52.060 you're like mom let's make this pudding and she says I can't

00:54:56.840 I'm too busy tweeting selfies at Pearl to prove I've still got it and I'm still hot.

00:55:09.420 Now, again, she's saying, Pearl, she's come for me eight times this year.

00:55:17.820 For just saying you're a normal looking woman and you don't look like your profile pictures.

00:55:23.860 Can you imagine?

00:55:26.840 Hours.

00:55:30.840 Hours of her life.

00:55:33.840 These are the mothers of today.

00:55:38.840 Oh my God, this is so embarrassing. 1.00

00:55:42.840 Holy crap. Hours. 0.99

00:55:48.840 Oh my goodness.

00:55:53.840 There we go.

00:55:56.840 and then retweeting all the simps all the simps who are

00:56:01.500 you know saying oh lady crazy lady you are you are not a five okay where are we at how many likes

00:56:16.800 are we at we will announce it 733

00:56:22.340 three is this a poll it's a it's a thread on x

00:56:52.340 we're at 800 spill it are you guys i think you guys are you're close

00:56:58.980 749 you think most women shouldn't wear makeup well look i am not i am not against makeup i am

00:57:09.040 not i'm not even against you guys looking good fashion i'm not against it it's just when it

00:57:16.340 gets ridiculous where it's two different people like this is person a this is person b

00:57:23.540 a b a b

00:57:27.880 all right i am going to undo the announcement so let me go to

00:57:37.140 wait hold on let me go back to

00:57:42.760 all right we are gonna do the announcement for catfish of the year

00:57:49.280 okay so

00:57:52.840 they said still not 800 i know but i got things to do it's new year's guys so okay the

00:58:06.320 Catfish of the Year Award. Oh, we're at 764. Should I wait? No, I'm going to end it. I'm

00:58:15.200 going to end it. Okay. Catfish of the Year Award. So we went through all the contestants.

00:58:21.820 Now let's look at the likes. So 1.7, 1.6. Okay. Third place. We have the lovely Brittany

00:58:33.080 venti now what men thought was a brunette bombshell looks like she needs to sleep 1.00

00:58:44.520 third place in second place

00:58:50.040 we have lolita

00:58:55.080 again this is second place congratulations ladies

00:59:00.440 not everybody can be a good catfish some ladies can't quite do it you know but you guys 1.00

00:59:08.680 and in first place the red-headed libertarian

00:59:17.160 congratulations everybody i'm really proud of all of you you know it takes a lot of hard work

00:59:24.280 to watch endless makeup tutorials get botox appointments i know hair extensions are very

00:59:31.000 uncomfortable um to have a pound of makeup every time you leave the house and i know the work and

00:59:41.560 dedication that you ladies put in i know you've had to research filters research plastic surgeons 0.99

00:59:48.760 and, you know, I'm really proud of you guys. So anyways, guys, thank you so much for participating.

00:59:59.460 Thank you for watching my catfish of the year ceremony. And if you guys want,

01:00:04.780 go to the audacitynetwork.com and feel free to get a monthly or yearly membership.

01:00:14.920 like the video and I will see you guys next year thank you so much for supporting me I'll see you

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Pearl - January 01, 2025

2024 Awards Ceremony

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