Pearl - January 01, 20252024 Awards Ceremony
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1 hour and 5 minutes
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Summary
On today's episode of Pearl Daily, we are celebrating a wonderful year and I decided to put together a fun little awards ceremony to honor the people who have been great to me this year. I want to thank the people that allow me to do what I do, the simps, the only fans whores, and the delusional women who make my job possible.
Transcript
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Good afternoon, good evening, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of Pearl Daily.
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And I decided to put together a fun little awards ceremony.
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let me know in the chat if the audio is okay we're out of a different location today let me know
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everyone in here let's go okay so i came up with this i i want to first go through
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how i came up with this award ceremony how do i get these crazy ideas right
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I started thinking about how grateful I am to be doing the job that I'm doing.
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You know, about five years ago, I was in a sales job. I was selling copiers door to door
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and it was not fun. It really wasn't. And I thought about how can I thank the people that
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allow me to do what I do? How can I thank the simps? How can I thank the OnlyFans whores?
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who make my job possible? Well, what better is there than an awards ceremony?
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i know sales they said audio is about three seconds behind okay well
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i don't know what to tell you guys anyway so i first wanted to say thank you to the simps
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the only fans hoes the old ladies that tweet me their selfies trying to prove that they still
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got it for allowing me to do this award ceremony. Now, the way we did this award ceremony,
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and I like to play it fair, right, was what I did was I put out a Google form and I allowed you,
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the people on Twitter, to nominate who you thought would be best for the form.
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And what I did was I either did a poll or I did a thread, which you guys could like and retweet to vote for various people.
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Now, to be fair, there was some downsides to doing it this way.
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You know, in some of them, I did feel like just the most popular person won, which I think, you know, there should be a little more depth than that.
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but those are always things we can improve in the future. So I'm going to start with the awards
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ceremony by sharing my screen. One second. Okay. We're gonna share my screen. You've been looking
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forward to this for a day now. Well, I thank you. Also guys, if you want, we're not streaming on
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the audacity network today because i don't know how to stream from this location now if you go
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to the audacitynetwork.com i do run a risk by doing these awards ceremonies a lot of ladies
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can't take jokes okay and when they can't take jokes what tends to happen is they report my
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accounts they spam and i'm really trying to be youtube free and the way that you can help me
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is by going to the audacity network.com i'm sorry dane i'm sorry i don't know how to stream today
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but go to the audacity network.com 10 bucks a month 80 bucks a year i'm sorry dane i'm sorry
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i'm good i'm reading this chat okay i'm very sorry um sorry um but the ladies do they're
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very mad at me for giving out these awards. And unfortunately, the only way to combat that is to
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be YouTube free. So 80 bucks a year, 10 bucks a month. If we do $8 or sorry, eight signups to show
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I can be YouTube free in a year. That's my goal is to be completely YouTube free. But please let
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me back in the program to whoever's watching this from YouTube. Sorry, guys. Okay, so
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let me share my screen i did a present oh one more thing the most anticipated event is catfish
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of the year and you guys can go vote for that on my twitter if you scroll i have a twitter thread
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that you guys can still place the votes and i'm not it won't be until i get to the last award
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which is catfish of the year that i will be um you know taking the end okay
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or um i will be saying it's like the end of the end of the votes okay
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so we're gonna share my screen present share screen it's been a while since i've used
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share screen. Okay. I'm going to do entire screen because it makes it easier.
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No. Actually, I'm going to do window. Catfish of the year. Now,
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slideshow. Now, the first award we have is the breakout star of the year. Now, this is somebody
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that wasn't as well-known last year, and this year had a media overtaking, overhaul.
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Now, the people that were nominated for Breakout Star of the Year, number one is Brett Cooper.
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Brett Cooper had a wonderful year at the Daily Wire. Even though she got fired, okay, that does
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happen, or left, whatever, sorry, she left, don't sue me, she left on good terms, all right?
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she got half a million subscribers on her new channel. Now, Candace Owens is another one who
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is going viral this year with millions and millions of views on her channel, also after
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getting fired from the Daily Wire. The next person is Andrew Wilson, who has one of the top
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super chatted debate shows in the United States.
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and lastly we have J.D. Vance vice president nominee that I had never heard of until this year
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and I pulled you guys and you said J.D. Vance so we don't have an award because this is a budget
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stream but we're very proud of you J.D. Now the next award is the biggest hoe of 2024
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Now, many of you guys have seen me speak out about the crazy degeneracy that's going on in our society, but there is a part of me that is grateful for, oh my gosh, no, I forgot to pick you.
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okay well we're gonna go one second for the 304s of 2024 now we had a lot of different ladies to
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pick from because obviously you know it never really ends number one was sophia rain now
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sophia rain is an internet personality who made let me share my screen now
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We're going to do my actual screen, entire screen.
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Now, Sophia rain is a woman who made millions of dollars selling nudes on
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NBA players and businessmen hope to make in their lifetime and she said you know what
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and she made 60 million now next on the on the list is bonnie blue now bonnie blue
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is got famous for saying that she slept sleeps with barely legal 18 year old school boys now
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while the internet was very angry she said to blame the the lawmakers not her she also said
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she doesn't have a problem sleeping with married men because women do bad jobs and don't blow their
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husbands i'm not saying she's right but you know what do you expect number three number three
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we have Lily Phillips. Now, Lily Phillips is famous for sleeping with a hundred men in a day.
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And, you know, but she said, that's not good enough. I want to go harder.
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She stole the show with the majority of votes because nobody, nobody else was
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breakout stuff okay i'm gonna share the screen one one second oh here we go okay now many times in
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life she cries after that where does she find a thousand people i don't know now many times in
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life you take owls i mean you guys that have been following me for a couple years i have had my
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share of l's that i've taken on all platforms you know sometimes you get ratio
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sometimes life doesn't go the way you planned you took an l
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so the next award ceremony that i wanted to do was who took the biggest l
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of 2024. Now, the number one person on the list is P. Diddy. Or the number one, the first person
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that was nominated was P. Diddy. Now, P. Diddy was beloved by Hollywood. Beloved.
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And then this year, a lot of things came out. Apparently, the man has had some crazy parties
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where he's been doing illegal things that has been under the wraps for years needless to say
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as that is coming out to the public that is an l now the number two nomination that i got for
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biggest l of 2024 was destiny now destiny had a video leak of him blowing somebody
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on camera, another guy. On top of that, his wife, he was in an open marriage with, left him
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for another guy. Need I say more? I mean, the man, he takes a lot of L's.
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us ladies have been working for a hundred years to put a woman into office
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we tried with hillary and we couldn't quite get it but democrats this year decided we're
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gonna put together we're gonna have a woman of color run and represent us
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The biggest L of 2024 goes to, drumroll please, Kamala Harris. Kamala, congratulations.
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you have gotten the biggest L of 2024. Now, there's two people that really
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make what I do possible. And are two groups of people. And I want to say
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that while I do call out the simps and the whores, 304s, whatever you want to call on the lot,
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The latest thread that I have, which is the vote for SMP of the Year.
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you need white knights here we go this is my thread now i'm going to share it okay
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care. Now, next on the agenda is simp of the year. First off the bat, of course, we have my friend
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Michael Knowles. Now, Michael Knowles aided in a 304s apology tour. So as you know, the 304s
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love to go to the streets. They love it. But when they're done, they need to get out of jail
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free card. And lucky for the 304s, the simps are always ready to step up to the plate, to join the
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cause. And Michael Knowles brought Nala on his podcast, gave her a softball interview, and helped
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her with her rebrand. Now she has Jesus merch and married another simp. On top of that, Michael
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mole's position is that a woman can lie to you about the paternity of your child
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and you are the bad guy if you divorced. Michael never misses an opportunity to white night
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while standing up for the hose but telling the men to stop watching corn.
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Speaking of Nala Ray, next on the agenda is Nala's husband. Now obviously somebody had to wife her
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up after she was done and this fella right here stepped up to the plate his wife got tag-teamed on
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camera and he said you know what that's in the past honey number three we have travis hunter
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now travis hunter it recently came out that his future his fiance future wife was a former stripper
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cheated on him and was in a music video with another man grinding on him while they were in
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a relationship. But he said, F what you all think. I am still going forward with the wedding.
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Now, next is the man who spent $4.7 million on Sophia Rain. As you guys know, OnlyFans ladies
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have to make their money somehow. And the simps always step up to the place.
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Next, we have Destiny. This man needs no introduction. That's it.
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And lastly, we have Logan Paul, whose wife and now mother of his child dated Leonardo DiCaprio and everyone else in Hollywood.
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it. Now, I let you guys vote down to the wire. It looks like destiny won. Congratulations
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to destiny for winning simp of the year. Now, the part that we've all been waiting for,
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If you guys wanna vote for catfish of the year,
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Now, before we give the 2024 catfish of the year,
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do I wanna do the disclaimers first to the catfish?
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i'm gonna say the disclaimers so when i say catfish of the year i'd like to say number one
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i am in no way saying that these women that i'm going to bring up are ugly i am not
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i am not even saying that i am better looking than these women
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that these women are bad people. I am not saying they are wrong for doing this.
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do not look like their pictures. They don't look the way they look online.
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that's it now what is a catfish now the original definition of a catfish is someone
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sorry the original definition to catfish is to lure someone into into a relationship by a means
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of a fictional online persona so in the past historically catfish was a well-known show
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and we can see a couple here I'm going to show you guys of the history of the catfish
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Yeah, I don't want to get copyright, so I'm not going to even play too much.
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so this is the historical definition now a lot of ladies have been arguing
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they've said pearl you can't give a catfish of the year award because the original definition
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was pretending to be someone that you're not and the women nominated simply use plastic surgery
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filters, a pound of makeup, eyelash extensions, fake hair, fake nails.
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They're not pretending to be someone they're not.
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They just look completely different than their photos.
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Because you notice that they don't look the way they do online.
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Now, recently, the term catfish, well, maybe the online definition has not caught up, right?
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The online definition hasn't caught up with society yet, but it tends to be used when
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overweight women pretend they're not overweight on dating apps, and the men meet up and are like,
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you don't look like your pictures. Maybe they look 10 years younger.
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Fraud is the intentional act of deceiving or concealing information to gain an unfair
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So this begs the question, is this a catfish or fraud?
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Is it fraud to conceal the crow's feet, the big nose, in order to gain a following and
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And if men give you money thinking you look a certain way and you don't, have they been
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So again, I would like to reiterate, I am not saying these women are ugly.
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I'm just saying they have flaws, they're flawed.
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Now, we're going to go through the people that have been nominated. I'm going to go through the
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most recent thread. Now, you guys can vote. And by the way, if I get a sign up, I'm going to shout
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it out on my website. It's theaudacitynetwork.com. Look, these women have been flagging my accounts
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all day. So I'm risking a lot doing this for you guys. Look, it's 10 bucks a month, 80 bucks a
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year, you get first access to my documentary. And all of my old content that YouTube made me pull
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kind of sad, sad day, but 80 bucks a year, 10 bucks a month, eight signups to show.
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It just helps us keep the lights on, do what we do. Okay. So the ladies nominated, I'm pulling
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of this thread for catfish of the year i want to again reiterate how i got these nominations
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these were sent to me these were submissions so i had a google form they're sent to me online
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and all i did was i go through my google form and i pick the most popular ones and i made a thread
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let me and mind you the only pushback i got was not for sympathy year which was about men
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nobody cried when i said these guys are simps but whenever i said hey these women just
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do not look the same as they do online then it was world war three
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So, these are the nominations that were cast. Now, let me share the thread.
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now this is the original tweet says now that the 2024 is coming to a close
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it's time to vote our most important award it's catfish of the year
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please like and retweet the lovely ladies in the thread below
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Now, first on deck, we have red-headed libertarian. Josie is a 40-year-old conservative tweeter
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who made us think she looked 28 and hot. This is what she sold to us.
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Unfortunately, she is average, like the rest of us.
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this is pretty bad this two different people here
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next up we have sydney sweeney now sydney sweeney portrayed herself to be a blonde bombshell
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but unfortunately without all the professional makeup she looks like another girl at the
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university of arizona now to be fair the women at the university of arizona are pretty good looking
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but i do i'm in dallas right now and i saw like three of her walking down the street today
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it's just not it's not uncommon the next we have page spinner act page is a professional golfer
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social media personality and model. Paige portrayed herself as a 9.5.
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But unfortunately, under all those filters, she looks like my childhood babysitter.
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This is what we got. Now you guys can like, like and retweet. Next, I'm not going to read all of
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these. Next up, we have Lolita. Now Lolita, we thought was a Puerto Rican bombshell.
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this is what we thought she looked like but unfortunately the receipts came out
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and she did threaten to sue me over this but i won't be silenced i'll see you in court lolita
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and i will tell the judge that you commit fraud because this is the receipts that came out now
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again is she cute yes is she pretty yeah but does she look like this
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So we thought, turns out, she's just hot for her age.
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Next up, we have Courtney Nill, a conservative thirst trapper.
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Now, I'd like to, you know, out of all these ladies, they had very different reactions.
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some were laughed some you know freaked out and spurged on twitter for four hours some
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laughed now i will give courtney credit where credit's due she can take a joke
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next we have isabel de luca otherwise known as cake tits we thought she looks like this
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turns out she looks like this different person this again not bad
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next up we have Brittany Venti now Brittany Venti has made videos about me for years
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attacking my looks turns out it was out of insecurity
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you know the great thing about just looking how you look on the internet
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about not putting on a pound of makeup about not doing a million filters
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you know people can say whatever they want but at least you don't have to be in live in fear of
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people seeing your face. Next up, we have Chrissy Mayer. Thought she looked like this.
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Next up, we have Sarah Gonzalez, mother of two, trying to prove she's still got it.
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Next, Ada Looch, a conservative tweeter. We thought it was an 8.5, but unfortunately,
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all the under all the contour looks like an average woman in any major city. So we had this
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before, this after. No game. Ugly, no. Does she look like her pictures? Ugly, no. Oh, shoot.
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next and last we have i've never heard of this woman ever but her name's anna from wtwg
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it's a nomination we thought anna was a super hottie but it turns out she looks like the
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cashier from my McDonald's under all those filters. She, she really looked like I went
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to McDonald's the other day and I saw a woman that looked just like this. So I don't,
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I know shapeshifters. Now, again, stop sharing.
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Now, I want to read some of the pushback. Now, mind you, I am paraphrasing here.
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I am paraphrasing on the pushback that I've gotten. There's a lot of tweets and I want to,
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I want to just let you know how Twitter is responding to this. The number one thing they
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said was you are jealous. Pearl, a lot of these women are better looking than you. They've got it
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And, you know, to me, and I don't mean to be rude in this,
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that is like saying I'm jealous of someone that's better at rec basketball.
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You know, you're jealous of the guys in the NBA with the fans and the skills.
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you're not really jealous of the rec basketball team. Now, I wanted to put some pictures to this
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just so you guys could see what I'm talking about. So let me share my screen again.
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two women that would be in the nba these ladies are eights or higher these are women yes i'm
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totally jealous of like if you want to say pearl are you jealous of sydney thomas i would say yes
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i told could i look like her that would my life be better in every way yes
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not bad right i mean they're good at basketball they can shoot but it's not
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it's not you know i took this girl's from morgan wallen's music video he dropped
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today i saw her in and i was like that woman is beautiful her beautiful
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the next thing that the people said they said why are you doing this pearl
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and women, not all women, not all women, not all women, but the ladies getting offended
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has sort of ruined the internet. At one point, you know, 4chan was going crazy. You know,
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I remember 10, 15 years ago on the internet, you know, and 4chan, you know, they go to the extreme.
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they they call you fat they call you a sim they say show boobs you know and i just think if you're
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on the internet i get made fun of all the time why are you on the internet if you can't take
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being told that you're not ugly but you're just not perfect
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Before we get to the actual awards ceremony, I'm going to present my screen again.
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Okay, here I made a PowerPoint of what to do if you are offended.
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So to all the ladies that were nominated for catfish of the year, not even by me, not even
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one is cry. You can cry about it. Preferably not around me. Preferably not on camera, so I don't
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have to see it. But you can cry. That's an option. That's option one. Number two, you can block or
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mute. But unfortunately, for the redheaded libertarian that didn't stop her, she's still
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replying to me even though i'm blocked but you could what i would suggest for those triggered
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delete twitter problem solved get off the internet if you can't handle the heat they say get out of
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the kitchen. Play victim and attack me is an option. You're going to see them pulling for
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sympathy. So they're going to say, oh, she's so mean. She's so evil while doing the exact same
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thing. And if you guys have any other options for the ladies, those are just some I put together.
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If anyone's got any other suggestions, I'd just like to help them out.
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So what tends to happen, though, is there are spaces...
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mm-hmm okay sorry i want to keep going with the things people have been saying to me
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it's a funny award i think it's funny you might have a different sense of humor but
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yeah, I don't, you know, then they'll go back to, they look better than you. Now they might
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by not, but not by that, not by that much, not by as much as you think. Again, I showed you guys
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the A leagues, the B leagues. Okay. Again, we're going back to the rec league thing.
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Next, they say, this is sad. You might think that,
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but i think it's funny now what tends to happen is there's a space that men will start so in this
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case it's conservative media twitter not all not all not all sometimes there are women on these
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projects i'd like to say but and what happens is you know when men speak not all not all and all
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but many, they tend to be more direct with each other. And what happens is the ladies come in
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and they use their offense to police speech. So in this case, the ladies are all offended,
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so they're going to go complain to Elon. Now, Elon, he's going to want to not make this a problem.
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He doesn't want to get annoyed. And the ladies, they'll play victim. They'll say, oh, my life is
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someone said the wrecked basketball and die okay um so
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the way it works is then the the simps right the men that appeal to women will say all right ladies
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i just want you to shut up so i'll yell at pearl all right ladies we just want you to shut up so
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we'll fire that person all right ladies we just want you to and that's how it works this happens
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at work this happens in every industry but not all women i'd like to say not all not all not all not all
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And then the last form of cope these ladies go to
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now what should be considered when looking at catfish of the year
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now you guys get the final say i am a woman of the people right and you guys can still vote for
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about like two minutes i'll say two minutes roughly you can go to the thread on twitter still
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though. Now, it's not about makeup in itself. It's not about getting glammed up now and then.
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What is the public perception of how you look on the internet? What do your profile pictures look
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like? And what do you look like in real life? That's why Sydney Sweeney went viral. It wasn't
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because she was unattractive it was because the public perception was that she was a 9.5
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and it turned out she was a six or seven that's a two and a half point difference
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you know i'm gonna give it i'm gonna give it please like this video
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i am gonna wait until you guys get the likes what are we at now i'm gonna i'm gonna
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i need the likes to get to we're at fort i need 800 likes and i will announce the winner on
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youtube i'm sorry sorry to the twitter people it just is what it is 800 likes and i will announce
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the winner. I will call it. Let me, should I read some of the replies that I've gotten today on
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Twitter. Imagine being so pathetic you make fun of others when you are worse than all
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of the targets you selected. It's from oh an alpha account oh alpha fox. Do you guys hear that?
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so lolita actually threatened to sue me she the the the what we thought was the puerto rican bombshell
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it threatened a lawsuit with publicly available
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information that's on twitter let me pull these let me pull these up because this was hilarious
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you know what i'm gonna have to pull it up on my laptop my bad guys
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right she said pearl i need you to stop with this catfish of the year thing by the way i i gave her
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a chance to have a sense of humor about it. I gave her a chance, right? I said, hey,
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I mean, no malice, but for the sanctity of this award ceremony, I gotta, I gotta be honest. Like
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I can't, because I'm friends with somebody or friendly with them, I can't not nominate you if
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you've been voted in. That takes away the sanctity of my award ceremony. So I'll say, hey, look,
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we're friends. I'm just letting you know you've been nominated. I had to burn a bridge because
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of this because I try to put on the best show for you guys. She said, I need you to stop with
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this catfish of the year thing. I told you I don't want to be a part of it because it severely
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impacts my mental health. Do you guys hear that? The world's smallest violin. Your response of
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cry me a river indicates an intent to proceed regardless. Yep. Which is deeply concerning.
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I'm grateful that DMs can't be deleted as the communication will serve as proof of your intent
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to continue with this. I've already consulted with my family's attorney and your proposed actions
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could constitute several legal violations, invasion of privacy, defamation,
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violation of Illinois and Costa Rica, public law. I demand you stop including me in this event.
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you remove any references to me and you if you've already posted them you do not use my image
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username blah blah blah do not include link me in this i kindly ask you not use anything of
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mine without my written consent you're a public figure and i'm not she is if you don't comply
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i'll be forced to take legal action this is why you guys got to go to the audacitynetwork.com
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sign up because these ladies they threaten me with lawsuits there has to be a whole industry
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of frivolous lawsuits of women just suing when they don't get their way has to be
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i believe in the sanctity of this awards ceremony
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let's see let's see how many likes we're at we're close we're at 600 i need 200 more
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Now, I want to talk about the sexism that we have here.
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Now, I gave two award ceremonies that could be, some could be offensive to men and some could be offensive to women.
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Now, I understand being called a catfish is not pleasant.
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But the ladies have been calling men hatfishes for years.
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complained. Nobody's been community noted for calling men hatfishes. Men get made fun of on
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the internet every day. And the ladies come forward and they say, we want to be in the men's
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space, but can't handle the heat. The ladies will scream, they'll cry, but I can't, you know,
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you could scream and cry all you want but doesn't make you look like your profile pictures it
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doesn't now let's go let's see how many likes we got once we get to 800 i'll announce the winner
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that'll be the end date 6 37 and you guys remember you could still vote until i until i go to the
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twitter there are some bad some crazy contenders so you know ladies that's why i don't feel bad
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for you at all. I don't. Let's see who's winning. Let's see. I'm gonna, I'm gonna peek at who's in
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the lead, but it doesn't end until, okay, it looks like, let's see.
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uh oh wait hold on let me go back oh here we go also i got contacted by a reporter today
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wanting a comment and it was clearly a hit piece all because i said
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we're at 666. We're getting close. Let's see who's winning.
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Red-headed libertarians got 2k likes. Lolita's at one point, one point. Wait, hold on.
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I don't want to say because I don't want it to influence. Okay. I think I, I think I see
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anything above a five is a compliment yes and you know i don't mean to bring race into this okay i
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don't. I'm not. But there was some perception that there's a
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different behavior that white women weren't as delusional. But
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this proves that they're exactly the same. Exactly the
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same. Five plus is pretty. All right, guys, I don't. 678. We're at, we're getting close. 680 likes.
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680. We're getting close. 7,000 views on Twitter. You guys are killing the game.
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Now, there's a couple copes that the ladies go through when they get caught catfishing.
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the first cope that they say is it was a bad picture
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but unbeknownst to them most cameras automatically make you look a little bit better and smooth your
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face it wasn't a bad picture you're just not as hot as you thought you were the second one we get
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nobody cares enough to photoshop your your pictures ladies
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the third one is every woman is a catfish without makeup not true
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i look how i look in real life you guys can say whatever you want i'm not a catfish
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you see me on the internet i look like that in real life
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the reason you ladies are a catfish is because you use a pound of makeup
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the next one is they are equally as beautiful in person
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if it was true you guys wouldn't have to fight it okay do you guys think let's just be honest
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here do you guys think that that I'm gonna go here do you guys think
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that these ladies here would be arguing with me that they're still hot
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I'm just begging the question do they have to argue with me
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now do these ladies have to argue with me that they're still hot
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You can be the queen of your rec league, but it's still a rec league.
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So this woman, the red-headed libertarian, she's blocked me.
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It's really annoying because she keeps responding to my posts and I'm not even allowed.
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I'm not even allowed to, she's saying, I'm making chocolate chip pudding.
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your mom's making pudding with you and she has spent all day responding to pearl on the internet
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trying to prove am i sharing my screen am i forgot i know i'm not it's okay entire screen
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oh whoops there we go that she has spent all day trying to prove that she's still got it this is
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so embarrassing what is happening to women I mean like not all not all not all can you imagine
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you're like mom let's make this pudding and she says I can't
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I'm too busy tweeting selfies at Pearl to prove I've still got it and I'm still hot.
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Now, again, she's saying, Pearl, she's come for me eight times this year.
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For just saying you're a normal looking woman and you don't look like your profile pictures.
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and then retweeting all the simps all the simps who are
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you know saying oh lady crazy lady you are you are not a five okay where are we at how many likes
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we're at 800 spill it are you guys i think you guys are you're close
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749 you think most women shouldn't wear makeup well look i am not i am not against makeup i am
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not i'm not even against you guys looking good fashion i'm not against it it's just when it
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gets ridiculous where it's two different people like this is person a this is person b
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all right i am going to undo the announcement so let me go to
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all right we are gonna do the announcement for catfish of the year
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they said still not 800 i know but i got things to do it's new year's guys so okay the
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Catfish of the Year Award. Oh, we're at 764. Should I wait? No, I'm going to end it. I'm
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going to end it. Okay. Catfish of the Year Award. So we went through all the contestants.
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Now let's look at the likes. So 1.7, 1.6. Okay. Third place. We have the lovely Brittany
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venti now what men thought was a brunette bombshell looks like she needs to sleep
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again this is second place congratulations ladies
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not everybody can be a good catfish some ladies can't quite do it you know but you guys
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congratulations everybody i'm really proud of all of you you know it takes a lot of hard work
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to watch endless makeup tutorials get botox appointments i know hair extensions are very
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uncomfortable um to have a pound of makeup every time you leave the house and i know the work and
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dedication that you ladies put in i know you've had to research filters research plastic surgeons
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and, you know, I'm really proud of you guys. So anyways, guys, thank you so much for participating.
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Thank you for watching my catfish of the year ceremony. And if you guys want,
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go to the audacitynetwork.com and feel free to get a monthly or yearly membership.
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like the video and I will see you guys next year thank you so much for supporting me I'll see you