Pearl - September 18, 2026


“30 Year Old Woman Says She’s DESPERATE and TIRED of Being Single” @JustPearlyThings

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Episode Stats


Length

2 minutes

Words per minute

216.72

Word count

446

Sentence count

9

People

Also mentioned:
Tom Brady

Harmful content

Misogyny

3

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Toxicity

9

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Hate speech

7

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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 tired of being single it's been but again it wouldn't be hard i mean incels in the chat i
00:00:05.360 know there's an incel in the chat would you smash and look at oh no pearl i would never smash i
00:00:10.000 would know she's got a chest tattoo would you spend time with her you know look at somebody's
00:00:14.400 gonna do it i i'm not with this i'm not with this culture of saying women are gonna regret
00:00:20.000 our decisions because somebody always does it oh but pearl she's not gonna be happy with him who
00:00:25.360 who are women happy with? Women get Tom Brady and aren't happy. That's consistent. 1.00
00:00:29.320 That's consistent. Three years. And at this point, I truly feel like I don't even remember
00:00:34.700 what being in a relationship feels like. And I know that sounds so dramatic, but I am so used
00:00:39.340 to being by myself that I can't even imagine having a person that is just always there.
00:00:45.420 And every time I complain about being single, are you on the apps? Yeah, I'm on the apps. And it's
00:00:49.040 a hellscape. I truly am in a relationship with it where I just go on it, feel hopeless, and
00:00:55.320 just like i give up and then i delete it and then i get so desperate to at least try to find the
00:01:00.760 idea of someone that i redownload it i'm literally 30 years old and i'm getting wiped right on by men
00:01:06.840 that are either of my age or older that have intimacy without commitment as their relationship
00:01:12.360 preference girl but let's let's stop capping that you've ever did that and you haven't done that do 1.00
00:01:18.040 you know what i mean bitch in your all of your 20s you never a guy without commitment just go 1.00
00:01:23.480 fuck see where it goes and you know they might not call you they might call you but you know 1.00
00:01:26.760 gluck cluck and fuck and then you'll get called back i genuinely feel hopeless and i don't really 1.00
00:01:31.480 care how pathetic that sounds i feel hopeless having to listen to you look at there's men that 0.99
00:01:35.560 have no options at all and they have no choice and yeah i give up i i don't i i haven't been 0.86
00:01:41.960 looking everyone says well you shouldn't look i haven't been looking at all i took a okay well 0.94
00:01:45.960 then stop complaining oh my god i'm gonna kill you i haven't been looking break from dating for 0.90
00:01:52.600 a reason and now i'm just stuck in a drought ninjas i hate it here i hate it here just 0.99
00:01:58.120 download hinge or tinder bumble get your bajillion matches and pick one that's it