Pearl - November 23, 2025Clavicular Rates and ROASTS AN ENTIRE PANEL OF 304s
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Summary
In this episode I react to a new influencer in the game, Clavicular, who thinks everything is about looks. We rate him on a 1 to 10 scale, and in reverse, we give him a rating based on what we could approve on 1 out of 10.
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uh you know horrible total facial width to height ratio just really bad age indicators but obviously
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at 30 that's not something really that's going to surprise me uh her upper maxilla is super recess
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horrible infra orbitals what up guys welcome to my reaction series so today i'm reacting to a new
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influencer in the game or um tick streamer i don't know these young kids um clavicular and he is a
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looks maxing like expert or specialist i guess he's like a black-pilled guy where he thinks
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everything is everything is about looks um to the point that he's getting like jaw surgery
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nose job um he went on testosterone since he was like 14 but they put him on fresh and fit and he
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actually seems like a bright kid even with all that um and he's just brutally raiding these
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women so let's react to it yeah so uh ladies that was your revenge so to speak i'll let you guys rate
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cloud first one to ten and we can approve on and then in reverse gonna rate you what you
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could approve on one out of ten so we'll start here one of ten great club and then we can prove on
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okay i think he is good looking so i would give you a seven although i'm concerned that you have
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have a small dick so how can you see that you know there is a certain pattern about people and
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i was dating this type of guy who was constantly evaluating himself by offending other people
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especially women and i definitely see it in you although you're good look but hold on you did him
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though so that means he got through but i was so he smashed got you yeah yeah okay all right fine
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seven honestly i'd say clav's pretty good looking like stereotypically um i'd put him at like a
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seven or eight i probably put him at an eight he first walked on i wasn't gonna lie i'd probably
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rate him around like an eight um after speaking to him and viewing his morals um i'd probably put
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it at like a three that's only the looks only looks right now just looks okay so eight sure
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okay um his morals okay what about you look wait looks wise though no i that's exactly what i mean
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just because like he said um he punches himself in the face to look more like a man yeah so i
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he does what the man just said to define his he said to chisel his face which is to
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let it's we're being honest that is to look more like i'm not gonna chisel my face to look more
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feminine you know what i'm saying i mean women kind of do stuff like that all the time i mean
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this is a guy like beating women at their own game because women look smacks all the time so
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like they wear makeup i mean they put in fake hair like i think this girl might have fake hair um
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and it's kind of like a guy beating women at our own game i mean you why would you
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exactly why would i do that that doesn't make sense if you're chiseling your face that's
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I mean, there's a little bit of nuance there, but anyway.
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So we punch ourselves in the cheeks and it goes?
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Without knowing anything, I would say like an eight
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um oh wait she's here give him like a seven and a half yeah okay what can you improve on a seven
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and a half um just his style i don't really like it it's just kind of plain fair enough
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she wants him to wear fubu okay what about you i think a six or seven okay what can you move on
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i would also say seven girls mama a six or eight not a six or an eight a seven um the side part
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not a fan not a fan of this nice part okay i can't even see from over here like clark can't
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that's an easy fix in the style fair enough okay for you he's handsome and eight and i would thank
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you um give him some product for his curls thank you yeah i appreciate it awesome what'd you read
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him notice how women get more points with sugar than um i don't know spice or whatever
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men like women that are nice to them and you're gonna see he's i think he's gonna be more into her
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um later the white guy anything like that i would have gave you a 10 but it's just like you
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you're talking about physicality on this so it's just the hair i don't like hair
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hey yo clav man thanks again for letting me borrow the lamb on the other day what like
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not bald but i don't know too much hair i mean like he's white like what do you expect and he
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donates to the church good because he's a white dude i noticed the prettier girls are like nicer
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on the panel when the lights are off you won't see the hair all right i'll feel it is that true
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what about you i give it about a six or seven no i'm just kidding i think six seven honestly
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probably like eight and a half i saw i think he took her home after the show girls are full
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Honestly, I give him about, like, an eight and a half.
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horrible oh my god i would never want him to do me i'm so child so labial folds uh you know
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horrible total facial width to height ratio just really bad age indicators but obviously at 30
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that's not something really that's gonna surprise me uh her upper maxilla is super recessed horrible
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infra orbitals that's why your under eyes are coming in like hell really recessed chin uh you
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know all the facial convexities are wrong her radix is recessed um you know moving on
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Okay, well, how much time do we have on the podcast?
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Okay, so, okay, because I was like, yeah, that's a lot of shit.
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I'm going to add in youth, though, because for whatever reason, even if we got chopped
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faces if we're young you're kind of a six five six it was just her okay my bad okay so honestly
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there's not a single good thing about her face so i'm just gonna use that as a universal thing or
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else is that the shocking factor that's crazy that's not really me being shocking uh but you
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know we could break it down if you want so her ailer base the width of her nose is incredibly
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large your nasal bridge is incredibly wise um you know obviously you've got bimaxillary protrusion
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uh so you know your bite is all off just everything is wrong uh yeah so just i i would rate you the
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lowest definitely on the panel what's the number uh i would arguably say like 1.5 or two like
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genetic defect dead end yeah that's crazy i'm actually writing this down okay okay so oh my god
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okay she's better looking the girl next girl um let's see if i think it's the same i'm gonna say
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like he is he's gonna be harsher than even me but i would rate the next girl a six or a five
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depending on how fat she is like i would give her a 4.5 okay yeah close oh yeah it's the heavy
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um honestly it's just i would say i don't know actually i'll give her a little bit higher i
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I would say probably a five, but maybe in terms of the body fat, that could come down
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a little bit once you leaned out a little bit, once you got a little bit more facial
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angularity, you know, lower your body fat percentage, I would say you'd actually be
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And real quick, just so there's a scale, because you know how girls are.
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So would it be fair to say a five is completely average, dead in the middle, and then a six
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is like above average, like she's actually retracted at a six.
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yeah so this question do you believe in eugenics um yeah you do okay that's a loaded question
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that's a complex one that's just not a genics that's not really um he's racist yeah no no no
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that's i am that's it that's not a yes or no question that's fine uh blacks have low iqs
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no not not a yes or no question to you no not not a yes or no uh it's a color okay so so moving on
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a lot of whip just to clarify ladies this is an incredibly like harsh rating scale because a lot
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of women and people just in general assume seven is average when they're rating six yeah and i go
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close i think he's gonna rate harsher than even i do but i try i really try to stick to this rating
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but america is so ugly that it's you it's very you get like clouded um you forget what's beautiful
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thing he believes in you better so you said that okay but a five is an answer now so if it was a
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no it would have been a no it's a complex question lady so for you to think everything falls into a
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binary yes or no you're just a so moving on right um okay shut the up but anyway
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five out of ten is average okay it's not seven it's not a seven all right so her he's funny
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I'm gonna give you a 4.5 okay actually and I would I would push you up to over
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five I'd say you could be above average if you lost a little bit of body fat
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percentage so yeah so once you once you leaned out I think you'd be around a
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little bit above average I would say that you over here are also average to
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maybe slightly above um so five what i'll put her so i put her at a 4.5 okay i'm gonna put her
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dead average five okay i'm gonna say she yeah i would put her at a five too um
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5.5 five is uh no and she doesn't smile four uh five i'm gonna say rising at all she's a 4.5 over
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here oh but why did she get the five oh why did she get the five what's the defect what okay so
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what takes her away from hers the body fat percentage down her okay her uh so it's going
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to be her orbital bones like the bones surrounding her eyes uh her super orbitals are suboptimal i
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think that would be mine because i think that was my she really doesn't have any eyebrows
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and some the worst phalo that she has is her interpupillary distance which is the distance
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between her eyes uh they're too close together um so i think mine would be bad we've got that
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going for her i think mine are too wide i don't know as well she's got a suboptimal ipd her esr
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uh obviously her nose is much too bulbous you know um and you know high body fat percentage
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uh and you know a poor facial width height ratio so over here what was her number she is uh a 4.5
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okay right there her over there i'm gonna give her a three we've got a super downgrown uh facial
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structure entirely all points of the facial convexity are severely recessed her maxilla
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gives her face no support that's why she's got that bloated chubby look that's why she's got the
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nasal labial folds coming in it's because her face has no support she's got no forward growth
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her chin is extremely recessed orbital bones are from the mic it's like look so this is why people
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have these facial flaws it's because the lack of bone support right her orbitals are non-existent
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she's got the huge godzilla no yeah because i think you can actually change it maxilla max
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i don't kid i'm kidding okay so no so her orbital bones suck that's why her she's got the big bug
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guys not good looking at all three out of ten okay okay those two are the best looking on the
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panel moving on over auntie i don't know six here we've got auntie um i can't let me see
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um six six point five i think these girls um six to seven range i'd put them in um um i'm gonna
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definitely above average i would say that the the main thing that you could work on would
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certainly be the rating 5.5 or 5.25 yeah he's like a little bit um
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he rates a little bit harsher than me he's like a point because i'd put them at like five six
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maybe her seven because they're young that's the thing youth kind of gives people a point
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for women that i give it to them i am impressed with how close i am to the guy that studies this
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stuff. I need to know. Actually, I'm just documenting. I'm going to say around a 5.5 range,
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so definitely above average. I thought he was going to give her like a 7.
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But that's with a pretty prevalent phalo with the body fat percentage being. So once you chiseled
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out a little bit more, got more angularity, I'd say you could definitely push over a 6,
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for sure. Appreciate you. And over there, I would say that you probably have the best looks on the
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panel you know it's it's not really not shocking not a tough crowd to compete against
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you add them out a little bit a little bit so you know what's her number I'll give her a
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A six to a six point two five. Okay, you know, I'll take it. Thank you. What's her fuck-ups her fuck-ups?
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Only fans. No, no, no, no. We're going off looks you're the one looks only up the nasal tips of bitch. No. Yeah, that knows
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Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean. The best-looking women are on OnlyFans now you bulbous
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Her face is a little bit too kind of like the playboy bunnies of the past or they're just entire school
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She's got her esr looks a little bit too wide and her midface ratio is a bit too short
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So that's uh, that's all the fatless. Well, I never thought I'd be writing down esr too wide
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and i'm not trying to judge because i'm kind of chopped so but like he'd be what like a four or
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five facially fresh has got to be around the same panel yeah all about a fake plastic surgery
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i'm just gonna punch myself in the face for extra looks he actually was way nicer um than i thought
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like the clips i saw he was just cooking them but then he was actually kind of nice and saying okay
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this is a really harsh skin no i got expelled from college i forgot to expel
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maybe use some masculine now you know thank you yeah appreciate it no so i mean it wouldn't really
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be fair for me to critique these ladies and like because i see a lot of people come on this panel
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and do this to be honest they'll be like oh she's an ugly whore it's like well why like if you can't
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even say it has no power to it so like when i want to come to critique women but when you're using
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eugenics it's like oh shut the fuck up that is that's that's pure it's true objective like golden
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ratio this this came from ancient greece it is not all right agent eugenics no no who the
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fuck oh your nose is too bulbous yeah okay round noses are a bad thing okay that's eugenics right
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you know so this is ridiculous uh objective beauty has been a concept that's been around
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since the dawn of history right so this is really not anything that we're we've never seen before
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it's not just some fucking craziness uh you know like a lot of people cope and say so you can go
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and throw around your copes that it's some narrative but you're just an ugly bitch at
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the end of the day so whatever you want to tell yourself to cope with that it's totally fine
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and you're a fucking ass man that's down low and it's very obvious that's okay okay okay i mean you
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want to find out it's funny because like just because like a disgusting wretched hoe you know
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you don't want to fuck her and all of a sudden you're it's like no maybe you're just disgusting
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like i said you're you're attractive you do what you have to do you have the following you have i
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can give you your flowers and have respect for you as a woman should right but at the end of the day
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you have certain ideologies that are persuaded by the way you always they always throw racism at you
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like everyone's so fatigued gen z is the most racist generation that is i would say out of the
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last three generations gen z is going to take the cake on racism because we're tired of this
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bullshit see things based off of ancient greece mythology is what you just said or what mythology
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what was it that you said it's just objective harm facial harm objective but you were shitting
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on numerology yesterday right what is the correlation what the fuck is the correlation
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because why why are you shitting on women based off of like greek what what i'm sorry measurements
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this is all mathematics okay numerology isn't mathematics no okay it's random logical leaps i
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mean you you know when because you're a woman ladies you all know that symmetry and proportionality
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is extremely important when it comes to beauty that's what he's going off of yes numerology is
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not the same as a contour like it's not the same whatsoever i mean yeah you know yeah i mean there's
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a reason why we're on all on this panel as well so like i cannot say anything other than you're
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kind of just like a proper entertainment so um it's true okay look uh you have to be vetted no
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like no i mean like not really it's not hard to get on these panels trust me i used to recruit
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i mean it's what are going to show up and show up on time yeah bring you on really wow
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to me she's pretty you see what i meant this is the problem with society is men are willing to
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you don't believe in that either or no all right come on i can't exactly comment on that because i
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have been tested for my iq and with the statistics you guys 127 that is so cap on paper
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i'm also autistic hey this is why i don't believe in iq tests because you're telling me a woman with
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high iq is a chest tattoo in the sleep it's like oh my god i don't believe iq tests i think they
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like let women win for no reason like it just would make sense because they're always propping
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us up when we were terrible so i just i think they do that in iq tests like i have adhd i have
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all this weird it's true it's true i mean are you not neurodivergent do you not believe you're
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your neurodivergent i have adhd and my iq is exactly so when you are yeah it was 63 yeah
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i don't know what my iq i i think i'm slightly above average my act score was like a little bit
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you know why she doesn't care look at auntie's face
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she doesn't care because she is an oldly fans worker and she knows men like you even if you're
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I also went to college when I was 15, got my master class when I was 20, so literally
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You can take it on the chin, because that would definitely...
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You know, guys, people always complain that I'm not on top of stuff.
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so we're working through them guys we got coming he's coming all right i'm a fan of this kid i think
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the surgeries are kind of extreme but he's funny he seems smart um let me know what you guys think
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of the comments about his thoughts and if you want put what you rate me one to ten based on his scale
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it's got to be like a two i don't know but like the video guys make sure you subscribe to the
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