Pearl - September 26, 2026


“Divorced Women Admit They’re HAPPIER Without Their Husbands” @JustPearlyThings

“31 Year Old Woman Almost Got Her FIRST Boyfriend” @JustPearlyThings

Episode Stats


Length

1 minute

Words per minute

183.97

Word count

241

Sentence count

1

Harmful content

Misogyny

2

sentences flagged

Hate speech

9

sentences flagged


Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 i asked i said you could have a worse you could have a store x that's like sitting out in front 0.77
00:00:05.140 of your house yeah following you around and shit like i'd rather have there's a reason why you got 0.73
00:00:10.480 divorced not my mom and our bestie and their yearly divorce was the best thing we ever did 0.85
00:00:14.400 rant on their girls trip you can't have it both ways man there's worse things in the comments i've
00:00:19.680 never met a woman that isn't thrilled to be divorced look women i'm telling you they only
00:00:24.520 miss the men because their bad choices catch up to them women don't like men women and they don't 0.95
00:00:31.080 regret it when they get old i'm telling you this revenge fantasy uh the revenge fantasy is you
00:00:36.280 young women forever yeah so fast i said you can have a worse you can't have it both ways man 0.93
00:00:44.840 there's worse things than half the next move on having an ex not yeah you know yeah x up your ass 0.84
00:00:51.320 that's what i said you know you hear when jeff had a girlfriend i said at least he's 0.92
00:00:54.760 not up my ass exactly i don't need him up my exactly it takes the pressure off you and then 0.91
00:01:00.360 whatever sayonara sucker so fast i said you could have a worse you could have a store x 1.00
00:01:07.480 that's like sitting out yeah okay let's see who's next this lady 1.00