Pearl - September 26, 2026


“Divorced Women Admit They’re HAPPIER Without Their Husbands” @JustPearlyThings

“31 Year Old Woman Almost Got Her FIRST Boyfriend” @JustPearlyThings Modern Women Have TOO MUCH not TOO LITTLE community

Episode Stats


Length

1 minute

Words per minute

183.97

Word count

241

Sentence count

—

Harmful content

Misogyny

2

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Toxicity

9

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Hate speech

9

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Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00 i asked i said you could have a worse you could have a store x that's like sitting out in front 0.97
00:00:05 of your house yeah following you around and shit like i'd rather have there's a reason why you got 0.97
00:00:10 divorced not my mom and our bestie and their yearly divorce was the best thing we ever did 0.99
00:00:14 rant on their girls trip you can't have it both ways man there's worse things in the comments i've
00:00:19 never met a woman that isn't thrilled to be divorced look women i'm telling you they only
00:00:24 miss the men because their bad choices catch up to them women don't like men women and they don't 0.95
00:00:31 regret it when they get old i'm telling you this revenge fantasy uh the revenge fantasy is you
00:00:36 young women forever yeah so fast i said you can have a worse you can't have it both ways man 1.00
00:00:44 there's worse things than half the next move on having an ex not yeah you know yeah x up your ass 0.99
00:00:51 that's what i said you know you hear when jeff had a girlfriend i said at least he's 1.00
00:00:54 not up my ass exactly i don't need him up my exactly it takes the pressure off you and then 0.99
00:01:00 whatever sayonara sucker so fast i said you could have a worse you could have a store x 1.00
00:01:07 that's like sitting out yeah okay let's see who's next this lady 1.00