Pearl - September 18, 2026


Drunk Woman REFUSES to Leave Hotel and Gets ARRESTED

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Episode Stats


Length

12 minutes

Words per minute

187.39

Word count

2,370

Sentence count

31

Harmful content

Misogyny

26

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Toxicity

32

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Hate speech

43

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Transcript

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00:00:00.120 What's up guys? Welcome to my reaction series. Today I'm reacting to a woman who got her and her simp boyfriend just kicked out of the hotel.
00:00:07.480 Women, we just can't do anything right. We just have a tendency to do things in the most efficient and most stupid way possible and I'm sure this is going to be the case. 0.99
00:00:14.820 Alright, so we have Miss Jessica who's been with us since yesterday. 0.98
00:00:18.840 She's just had a lot of erratic behavior yesterday. She was drinking at the rooftop, getting really intoxicated. 0.99
00:00:23.140 yesterday we kept coming back three times then she claimed that the guy that she's with stole
00:00:28.020 thirty thousand dollars from her i wanted immediate attention for that um this morning was walking 1.00
00:00:32.580 barefoot grabbing pastries off the continental thing so long story short we're going to kick her 1.00
00:00:36.900 out this morning just clicking the emergency button so i was answering it trying to figure
00:00:40.820 out what happened the emergency is she wouldn't answer me which is why i called you guys so we're
00:00:45.220 going to go see what the emergency is and then we're going to ask her to leave do we want her
00:00:49.220 out just in general i just want her out okay so we're not doing a trespass no let's do a trespass
00:00:55.220 okay let's do a trespass okay thank you i'm going to speak first just looking
00:00:58.820 close on management cut cut knocking on that door hello hi you pressed the emergency button
00:01:05.700 so i wanted to come and see if you're okay oh yeah i'm okay thank you do you mind opening the door
00:01:09.620 for me i don't know you're okay but anytime somebody presses that i have to enter the room 0.96
00:01:14.900 the emergency button on the phone i do i have two people up here trying to help me oh damn
00:01:20.100 she's drunk as the phone's broken okay i have to enter though to make sure the room is okay and 0.99
00:01:24.740 that you're okay if the emergency button is pressed please do thank you you know she has a car here
00:01:30.340 or uber or i don't know what is that so you press the emergency there's a button that says emergency
00:01:37.380 on the phone good morning how are you doing better i'm trying to get in touch with it i
00:01:44.500 i caught emergency on my mother in orlando oh okay so you actually dealt emergency from here
00:01:51.220 yeah but they connected me to orlando my grandmother's in trouble oh no okay from our
00:01:57.220 side just looking around a little bit it looks like you're smoking on the terrace
00:02:01.300 which we don't allow smoking in our property so we're going to have to ask you to leave today
00:02:05.460 we're not going to charge you for tonight or anything like that but we're not going to be
00:02:08.500 able to give you for another night so we're going to have to ask you to leave are we able to pack 1.00
00:02:13.140 everything up within the next like 30 actually 15 20 minutes seriously yeah i like how women 1.00
00:02:19.700 do you see how fake this woman is she has the high voice the and maybe she she's baiting and switching 1.00
00:02:28.020 men they talk in a serious voice but women it's almost like we do this high voice to trap you okay 0.93
00:02:35.460 you need to i need to kick you out i'm being nice now obviously these people are degenerate but like 0.99
00:02:41.940 belligerent they've this is disgusting so they deserve to get kicked but it's the principle 1.00
00:02:47.220 right women are demons you know no unfortunately doesn't work that way so i'll step out i'm going 1.00
00:02:53.700 to give you guys a chance to kind of get things going i'll get a bell card up so we can take 0.99
00:02:57.620 everything downstairs do you have a car with us what do you have a vehicle with us we have a card
00:03:03.300 and a blue step on the phone okay we'll get those ready on the ramp for you then do you need no
00:03:07.620 packing up no okay all right thank you now is she gonna crash out yes yeah now will they comply now 0.99
00:03:16.340 let's see we're gonna make bets will the woman and the man will the man comply i think the woman's
00:03:22.340 gonna crash out and the man's gonna try to comply you're not gonna watch me dress and all that okay
00:03:31.380 step outside and you can put something on but then we're going to come and make sure that
00:03:34.740 everything gets packed up right so go up you're going to pack because right but you're going to
00:03:44.180 step outside you're not going to be here right well she'll get here so she can she can watch
00:03:49.220 you put a shirt on listen ma'am let me let me let me let me explain something okay you're being
00:03:55.940 removed you're going to be trespassed i understand you're going to wait outside we have 30 minutes
00:04:02.340 all we do is smoke outside going to be trespassed from the property if we don't get out in 30 minutes
00:04:09.620 first of all you don't have any yeah i this is see this is what i mean pearl why do you profile
00:04:16.260 i don't know because it always works the woman crashing out the man
00:04:19.540 comply i think compliance to tell me what to do in my room it's a white guy he might simp so he
00:04:25.060 might come in and you know now defend the woman even though she's being a terrorist this is what
00:04:29.060 white guys do right you're being trespassed we are going to make sure that you gather all your
00:04:37.700 belongings wait outside what i do no if you want to go into the bathroom with a shirt and put a 0.96
00:04:43.540 shirt on that's fine but we're not leaving you in here by yourself i'm gonna wait over here 1.00
00:04:49.220 woman talks does it not talk to men with guns as if they have guns that's just a woman thing to do 1.00
00:04:57.080 is the man doing that no no oh but pearl why are you so why are you so sexist and massage 1.00
00:05:04.080 i don't know it's i think it's women's behavior yeah you have no business being involved in our 0.55
00:05:09.480 yeah we can do that but you wait outside while we do that no not gonna happen we're not doing 0.99
00:05:18.560 this is my room i paid for it are you gonna are you gonna give me my money back she already said
00:05:24.960 that they're not gonna charge you for the night are you gonna charge me for the day that you're
00:05:33.360 why because we smoked on the patio we have to do with all this i pulled the sticks on my
00:05:39.360 grandmother who is being abused by my mother in orlando and i'm completely different acting up
00:05:45.760 packing up let's start packing wait outside no you have no business being in here just put a shirt
00:05:52.720 on and let's keep moving okay you have no business i would like you we're not leaving i know that's
00:05:58.800 what you would like to happen but that's not what's going on what's the guy gonna do absolutely
00:06:03.040 so you're being trespassed it looks like he's starting to pack if you don't start packing up
00:06:06.800 and leaving now stretching he's getting up is he gonna white knight or pack let's see i
00:06:12.000 I think he'll whiten it a little bit. 0.50
00:06:14.580 Comply.
00:06:15.180 I will put you in the county jail.
00:06:16.780 You have no business.
00:06:17.600 Oh, no, he's leaving her house.
00:06:19.900 Trespass after winning.
00:06:21.120 Do you understand? 0.99
00:06:21.820 Get the f*** out of my room. 0.99
00:06:22.820 Do you want to go to jail? 1.00
00:06:23.920 Get out of my room.
00:06:24.800 Last chance.
00:06:26.020 You have no business.
00:06:27.260 Yeah, sir, it looks like he's packing up.
00:06:29.040 Your belongings.
00:06:29.740 I paid for this room.
00:06:31.780 Start packing your stuff. 1.00
00:06:32.720 You guys got to walk away from these broads. 1.00
00:06:34.680 It's for the good of society. 1.00
00:06:36.200 Leave these broads alone. 1.00
00:06:37.300 Are you refusing to pack your belongings? 1.00
00:06:38.960 No, I asked you to wait outside.
00:06:40.900 Can I explain that?
00:06:41.620 that's not happening are you refusing to pack your thing this is the biggest i've ever met my 0.89
00:06:45.860 goddamn life but we don't have enough problems see if she has the 14th yeah we actually like it 0.94
00:06:51.700 sweet you're not good to be here i am we don't need to be here actually that's what i'm gonna 0.96
00:06:57.860 be here right now okay this is highly illegal what's your first name sir ryan ryan what's
00:07:04.100 lesson right right where right yeah right how do you know he you don't have to do anything and so
00:07:12.980 come here yeah i notice yeah okay now is he going to listen to the woman this is a white guy now you
00:07:17.540 guys always say i hate i'm like i i love white men white men are the most given the most awesome
00:07:23.460 very cool but they are the highest in the simple meter it just is what it is go put your shirt on
00:07:28.740 come here right oh right oh right for the cop or listen to the woman please listen to us yeah
00:07:37.940 how much longer are we going to do that i'm ready to be ready i'm ready well that's what i was
00:07:42.660 hoping it was going to happen well she took that off to put something else was it jesus i can hear 1.00
00:07:48.420 you whispering i don't know my rights and i'm explaining bitches always say they know their 1.00
00:07:53.860 rights while simultaneously knowing none of their rights um and confusing the law 1.00
00:07:57.700 as the ability to be terrorists my friend do not answer one god damn one okay every question you 0.99
00:08:06.740 possibly have awesome cool do not answer a goddamn question nothing matters you at the time would you 0.98
00:08:14.260 mind helping me with the suitcase mine or my michael like that i guess i might get in charge 0.97
00:08:21.860 you're not don't i'm just trying to save my 98 year old grandma from getting her
00:08:28.980 that's all i did yeah and see that's that's okay that is gaslighting she knows she did more than
00:08:34.500 that she's not stupid right but she will just continue to convince you that that's all she did
00:08:39.700 when she did more than that i don't think the phone's cordless so i don't i don't think that's 0.96
00:08:44.500 it's actually corpus that's how it works it's important and we didn't do a goddamn thing wrong
00:08:51.240 and you're in my room and you have no business gaslighting see the guy just do you see what he
00:08:57.340 just backed up the stuff the woman crashes it's a room i rent into it's my room right now before 1.00
00:09:03.080 women are just so confidently stupid it's incredible you can say right there good thing 0.99
00:09:08.820 on youtube this place just opened and it will so what's going on ryan you're going to be the one 1.00
00:09:15.300 driving right no we're not driving oh okay perfect even better is it yeah because we're from l.a
00:09:22.980 and guess what i am an investigative reporter congratulations yep and i want to investigate 0.58
00:09:30.020 how insufferable you're being now i'm not meant to be in this society i'm meant to be like a dutch 0.81
00:09:35.300 farmer's wife or something i wasn't meant to meet this many crazy people would you like some kratom 0.97
00:09:55.060 so then that's what always happens they always say they always do the wrong thing
00:09:59.060 and then say what why what you because you did the wrong thing you didn't listen to the
00:10:05.300 doesn't matter you're going now the man just sits there yeah you're done you could be healed
00:10:11.700 in jail you got all of her stuff to figure out to do with her stuff no no no no no let me try
00:10:21.380 you're done what second joy why would i get arrested for what disorderly conduct trespass
00:10:26.900 after warning we're asking you to leave and you're why though you're making a mess
00:10:30.740 you kidding me it's a freedom it's a herb right you know that freedom's illegal in the city of
00:10:37.420 sarasota no i bought it at the gas station in sarasota cool not in the city of sarasota yeah
00:10:43.100 i did i swear on god no weren't you with me it was a joke it's that's not funny okay does anyone
00:10:52.880 is anyone laughing you're not even laughing why are you in my hotel room put your shoes on
00:10:56.860 this is why i've been convinced i'm so sorry i've been convinced i'm not against female
00:11:02.200 cops anymore i'm really not i used to i'd like to say i take back everything i said about you 1.00
00:11:07.760 bitches you need a bitch to fight a bitch i mean you need the bitches to fight the bitches because 1.00
00:11:12.560 the men can't fight the bitches so i'm with you i don't care how much you're going are you good 1.00
00:11:20.180 with good with him lt if we take her down yeah all right come on let's go let's go let's go 1.00
00:11:26.340 what am i gonna i already told you oh you're all calm and you want to talk like a normal person 0.93
00:11:31.380 now right now that you're handcuffs right yeah because women only respond to force that's it
00:11:36.420 nothing else it's either we're forced or we're gonna you know you give women an inch they take
00:11:40.340 i like this guy do i like a female cop i think that she's good at her job well i deserve to be
00:11:59.220 there yeah thank you there's that humility we were looking for man gaslighting all right well 0.97
00:12:05.220 all right guys i love you women we just gotta we gotta figure out how to stop being so retarded 0.97
00:12:11.840 i don't know i mean i'm on the losing team people always think i'm rage baiting and i hate when 0.98
00:12:18.240 people say that i'm rage baiting because i mean that's with my soul it's like i could say i could 0.85
00:12:23.260 give you point a why women are retarded point b why women are retarded point c why women are 0.83
00:12:28.260 retarded and then they'll still say you're rage baiting pearl it's like well i if i saw to do 0.98
00:12:33.980 intelligent important things constantly then I wouldn't feel this way but I don't so anyways 0.94