Pearl - Have You Ever Slept With Your Boss？ (Call-in Show)

00:00:00.000 we don't party like we used to all right this is working back to 1992 everybody's acting brand

00:00:09.040 self-producing today we're not looking across the room everybody is looking down on their phones

00:00:18.160 no one's around yeah we used to tear up the town now i don't hear a sound

00:00:26.320 people don't dance because somebody's watching drink too much everybody's talking we used to

00:00:35.540 Rage like there was no stopping

00:00:37.620 So put your hands up, everybody's walking

00:00:40.920 Put your phone down and get on the dance floor

00:00:44.340 Shake that booty like you never did before

00:00:47.560 Look real silly, yeah, raise your hands

00:00:50.640 Let's get together, baby, just dance

00:00:54.740 Does this work?

00:01:05.540 We used to snap a Polaroid

00:01:08.620 Now the whole night's on record

00:01:11.700 I used to know who my neighbor was

00:01:15.340 Now we really don't do that stuff

00:01:18.360 We used to go out and ding-dong ditch

00:01:21.680 Now that ring cam is the biggest snitch

00:01:25.380 Now all these young kids do a stream on Twitch

00:01:28.340 2020s are the biggest glitch

00:01:31.620 People don't dance

00:01:34.860 Cause somebody's watching

00:01:36.480 Drink too much

00:01:38.140 Everybody's talking

00:01:39.680 Used to rage

00:01:41.400 Like there was no stopping

00:01:42.920 So put your hands up

00:01:44.680 Everybody's rocking

00:01:46.160 Yes, this is my next kid

00:01:47.940 Put your phone down and get on the dance floor

00:01:49.660 And shake that booty like you never did before

00:01:52.900 Look real silly

00:01:54.340 Yeah, raise your hands

00:01:55.940 Let's get together

00:01:57.700 And maybe just dance

00:02:00.060 what up guys welcome to another episode of pearl daily thanks for bearing with me i'm

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00:06:27.260 okay. So today, um, welcome to another episode of Pearl daily. Um, sorry, the chat, if you're

00:06:36.480 not talented, I can't help you. No. Okay. That's what I mean. I'm so sorry. I'm going to get into

00:06:41.860 the show. But it's like people want me to work miracles. And I'm like, you can't even talk on

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00:06:57.080 welcome to another episode of Pearl Daily. So there was a time where many couples did meet at

00:07:03.680 work. You would see the lawyer date and marry the paralegal, the doctor marry the nurse and the CEO

00:07:09.860 marry his secretary. But now those days are gone. You know, dating at work was on the decline before

00:07:16.160 the Me Too movement in 2017. Now it's rare to see co-workers fraternizing. You know, men have had to

00:07:24.220 learn to protect themselves from false accusations that could ruin their careers. Despite this, you

00:07:30.700 know, some people still choose to sleep with their co-workers. Knowing of all the dangers that are

00:07:36.280 involved you know many men meet a woman at work that might seem nice and there might be a real

00:07:41.800 attraction but you know the problem is everything changes after the man smashes after he hits

00:07:48.500 women always change up at work after the sex happens and there is no way to predict what

00:07:55.480 happens after some men will sleep with a co-worker find out she's crazy and then have to placate some

00:08:00.920 crazy woman at his job you know some men uh sleep with a woman and then have to worry about

00:08:05.940 rumors being thrown around or false accusations being put against them. In general, it's a smart

00:08:12.920 mood to avoid sleeping with your co-workers. But let's look at an example of what happens before

00:08:17.400 you sleep with a co-worker. Now, you guys are not going to see the article on screen. And the reason

00:08:25.200 being, I simply don't know how to do it. I don't. And I don't feel like figuring it out. It's just

00:08:32.020 for today. This is the last day we're dealing with this. Okay, so somebody said, so you slept

00:08:39.140 with a coworker. Now what? What do you do? What do you do when you bang, right? Because you can't

00:08:46.700 ghost a coworker. It's easy to ghost. We're in 2025. It's the movie plot that herded Bridget

00:08:52.920 Jones' diary to cult classic status, but the ebb and flow of emotions that arise from sleeping

00:08:59.000 with a coworker aren't restricted to fictitious film sets. In the eyes of some people, it's a

00:09:06.460 part of life and a rite of passage. If I had a dollar for every time I acted on a work crush,

00:09:11.500 well, being a heterosexual woman, oh, you horned dog, working in a female-dominated industry,

00:09:19.320 I can't say I'd be living on lobsters and caviar. I didn't see where that was going.

00:09:22.860 But that's not to say many others don't have a wealth of romantic workplace interactions under their belts.

00:09:31.920 You know, but even more affections of an office rendezvous can struggle to navigate the post-sex debrief.

00:09:39.980 To make up for my inexperience of professional hookups, I decided to ask Christina Kjolfias, a relationship counselor who's guided her fair share of diverse relationships to communicative bliss.

00:10:01.080 Why do we sleep with our colleagues?

00:10:02.800 As a product of a capitalist society, we are programmed to hold great value in our careers.

00:10:13.020 During regular business hours, we wouldn't dare so much as ask for a phone number for

00:10:17.800 fear of jeopardizing our shiny job titles.

00:10:21.140 So why is it that when Friday night rolls around and we're unwinding with colleagues

00:10:26.440 over a jug of ambiguous tap beer, we push our shrewd inhibitions aside.

00:10:33.700 Of course, the ill-fated beer goggles may play a role,

00:10:39.040 but according to Christina, the mystery of a colleague is an endearing factor

00:10:43.960 with respect to workplace sex.

00:10:45.860 We tend to only see the side of people, the powerful, productive, warm, professional side

00:10:51.800 that can be very appealing.

00:10:53.520 It's also appealing to be attracted to someone and want to see their softer or sexier side.

00:10:59.640 There's some mystery in there, she explains.

00:11:03.120 Similarly, relationship expert Nancy Carbone says that sometimes workplace attraction can be built on a fantasy.

00:11:13.520 What happens is workers will form an emotional bond or what I call a fantasy relationship with someone.

00:11:18.860 they aren't close with that work and as they feel they can be themselves and be more open she

00:11:24.260 reveals. It's actually a fantasy of what they've conjured up in their head about the person that

00:11:29.080 creates the illusion of close connection. So what happens when we do? As Monday morning comes around

00:11:36.000 after a weekend of anxiety inducing torment we tend to revert to a primitive fight or flight

00:11:41.980 decision when it comes to addressing the situation. Some of us will face the embarrassment head-on

00:11:47.500 by marching to the photocopier and blurting out a nervous jumble of can we just pretend Friday night.

00:11:53.120 Others will take the flight route, glue their eyes to the carpet and their headphones to the ears,

00:11:57.820 avoiding any prospect of the post-sex debrief.

00:12:01.260 According to Christina, no matter how frivolous the interaction is, addressing a work hookup is vital

00:12:06.160 if you want to avoid awkward or inappropriate work mishaps.

00:12:11.620 Like with any intimate relationship, you should be respectful of the person and yourself

00:12:16.620 by letting them know where you stand so yes addressing the hookup briefly will help to make

00:12:23.020 clear what each other's expectations are she says and she says addressing a hookup doesn't have to

00:12:30.580 be as daunting as the aforementioned mentioned after mentioned parade to go to the photocopier

00:12:36.960 even a brief text where you don't have to deal with the face-to-face awkwardness can go far in

00:12:42.840 clearing the air, she suggests. Respect yourself and your colleagues as well as the workplace team.

00:12:48.760 Be honest, but you know, keep it short and sweet. But what if I feel a strong connection with a

00:12:55.600 colleague? Of course, a tipsy one-night stand isn't the only type of workplace to ever occur.

00:13:03.740 Maybe you've shared several nights of passion and trying to gauge whether the butterflies you're

00:13:08.860 feeling are reciprocated. Plenty of people meet at work and have long and fruitful relationships

00:13:14.540 Christina says but if you do find yourself in a relationship with a co-worker boundaries in

00:13:20.240 communication need to become paramount. Talk openly about how you want to work how you want

00:13:26.660 things to be so you are both on the same page. Set time away from each other to maintain your

00:13:31.360 independence and identity as individuals she offers and when it comes to the touchy subject

00:13:36.840 of company promotions christiana christina says the same communication rules apply

00:13:42.960 should communication change when there's a power structure and put in place maybe women just want

00:13:49.160 to be like movies maybe like bridget jones it was your boss who you did the deed with leaving you to

00:13:57.160 feel extra confused and a bit weird about where you stand in the case of sleeping with your

00:14:02.440 superiors christina says expectations respect and consent are key if you sleep with your boss you

00:14:10.760 need to reflect on the power dynamic in the relationship and both of you need to be clear

00:14:15.540 on consent and what is appropriate yes fellas if you sleep with someone below you you better get

00:14:23.240 her you better get her consent on camera you don't want this workplace sexual harassment is

00:14:29.580 a serious issue and it happens all the time, often going on reported for fear of losing one's

00:14:34.480 job. So yes, communication is so important. And if you're not sure, ask. No matter the fine print

00:14:39.840 of your workplace fling, Christina says, reflecting on the underlying reasons behind

00:14:45.220 your relationship is incredibly important to maintain a healthy work-life balance.

00:14:49.640 If sleeping with a colleague is a recurring pattern, it can be harmful and it's best to ask

00:14:55.080 yourself why am i do why am i doing this um is this to fill desire loneliness boredom she shares

00:15:02.740 notes always leave time for reflection and think about it if you continue to hurt or be hurt it's

00:15:08.340 probably best to reflect and take a break there's no doubt uh sex between two consenting adults is

00:15:16.560 one's life one of life's primary joys but sometimes it's best to say your drunken goodbye in time to

00:15:23.560 make the last train and save the prospect of love and sex for situations where the stakes aren't

00:15:30.260 quite as high that's actually not bad okay so next we're gonna watch a video oh we know next

00:15:39.440 is we got 11 rules to follow for sleeping with a co-worker so if you're gonna do it here are the

00:15:45.920 rules according to business insider a surprising oh my gosh i didn't know it was that high

00:15:52.040 oh my gosh am i the minority

00:15:58.180 a surprising 54 of workers had a romantic encounter with someone at the office according

00:16:09.160 to a survey of 1 500 business insider readers it's kind of the natural evolution of the bond

00:16:15.960 you've already made in the workplace, says Stephanie Loss, co-author of The Official

00:16:20.960 Mate, your employee handbook for romance on the job.

00:16:24.340 Since you have a 50-50 chance of this happening to you, it's important to be prepared.

00:16:29.140 Here are some tips from Lucy and a couple other sources on how to manage hooking up

00:16:35.020 or dating someone in the office.

00:16:37.460 One, make sure you have more than work in common.

00:16:40.560 Yeah, if you're going to do it, I say don't half-ass it.

00:16:45.140 If you're going to go sleep with your coworker, go hard or go home, but have a second job ready to go.

00:16:52.540 Often, people confuse solidarity against a mean boss with something more.

00:16:58.140 It's a lot like what happens to battle-scarred comrades in wartime, says Lucy.

00:17:03.180 Don't just talk about work together and make sure you get out with other people other than your colleagues.

00:17:10.240 Shop talk can be a good way to build rapport, but it's definitely not enough.

00:17:15.140 to last you long-term. If you go for it, calculate your risk and move slowly. I don't know. Fellas,

00:17:23.640 if you sleep with someone at work, make sure it's a job you don't need that bad.

00:17:28.840 Don't get intense too quickly. Get to know the person you're interested in. In an article,

00:17:34.080 I betted my boss stories of sex in the workplace. In the examiner, one woman talked about giving

00:17:40.000 into a co-worker's advance after rebuffing a few times. She went out with him a couple times and

00:17:45.440 eventually slept with him. And how did it turn out? Huge mistake. After that, I just wanted to

00:17:50.160 forget it. Be honest with yourself. Otherwise, you could be on the road to destruction. While

00:17:56.620 relationships can go south without much notice, you shouldn't see your career tank alongside if

00:18:02.200 you start off responsibly. Acknowledge that no relationship is guaranteed to last and discuss

00:18:08.200 how you'll handle yourselves if one ends. I would get a new job. That's what I would do. Yeah,

00:18:17.360 sorry. I can't take L's. I'm going to take the L somewhere else. Know your game plan. Reports

00:18:24.040 here is the city. Sorry. If probably when your relationship fails, your personal stress test,

00:18:34.100 Have an exit strategy already in place, an internal move, jumping ship to a rival.

00:18:39.720 In extreme cases, a tour of duty abroad might hold an appeal.

00:18:44.980 When you're at work, you're at work.

00:18:46.600 Maintain your regular office routines.

00:18:48.700 That goes for email and phone, too.

00:18:50.880 Consider one engaged couple, says Cheryl Crane, and 101 ways to make Gen X, Y, and Zoomers

00:18:58.460 happy at work who publicly embarrassed each other in front of staff members.

00:19:02.580 My suggestion was that they consider not working together in the company, says Crane.

00:19:08.980 Since one of them found another job, things have calmed down.

00:19:14.380 Don't tell anyone about it if you're serious.

00:19:17.340 That's important.

00:19:19.080 Yeah, you don't need HR up your ass, okay, fellas?

00:19:22.600 When you're committed, make sure you're ready for the whole office to know, according to Bnet.

00:19:27.200 And remember that once something's on Facebook, it's probably impossible to take it back, Lucy says, which can get embarrassing.

00:19:35.660 You might not care that co-workers can see when you get it together, but do you really want them to know when you go from interrelationship to single?

00:19:45.580 Keep your enthusiasm about your relationship off the internet.

00:19:50.580 If you've decided to keep things secret and get caught anyway, own up to it.

00:19:55.180 be prepared to own up to it when the time comes. If you're executing a high-risk trade and your

00:20:01.340 boss finds out, don't lie or offer to end it all, but have a risk management strategy in reserve.

00:20:07.600 Think about it and think ahead about it, mitigating, minimizing, and managing all the known

00:20:13.620 risks. It says, here is the city's doctor love. If this is more than a momentary fling, arrange for

00:20:20.700 a really uncomfortable meeting with your boss. Disclosing personal information with your boss

00:20:26.020 might be daunting, but it is a necessary step. The most senior of the two of you or the person

00:20:32.340 who's been there longer should initiate the conversation, says Luce. Go into the conversation

00:20:37.680 confidently. Be mature and say what you need to say, but definitely don't say too much, she says.

00:20:44.420 these rules are kind of funny guys whatever you do respect your colleagues

00:20:49.560 right not to know every detail of your personal personal life gosh I can't talk today

00:20:55.620 daddy why is your username daddy do you know I am a good woman I cannot be calling somebody

00:21:05.720 daddy in the chat do you know what I oh I'm gonna call you d okay like

00:21:11.380 like why is that the username d in the chat says if she didn't enjoy the sex expect an essay

00:21:21.780 lawsuit you can't trust a woman to handle herself gracefully afterwards and nobody thinks of these

00:21:28.880 things beforehand um stay professional inside the office this includes keeping up on your working

00:21:36.300 relationships with other colleagues. Broadcasting romance is a bad idea. Stop laughing, guys. Stop

00:21:42.940 it. Yeah, I'm going to call you zaddy. I don't even feel like that's better. I'm going to call

00:21:52.680 you D. Oh my God. I'm just going to keep reading the article. Hit the like button. No, I'm not

00:22:07.100 going to call them big D. It's not funny. This is not funny. Broadcasting the romance is a bad

00:22:16.420 idea. I mean, think about it. Would you want to see a couple canoodling in their cubicle?

00:22:22.240 stop laughing. Stop it. Ask Chandra Prasad in her book, Outlawing the Job Market, Everything

00:22:29.680 You Need to Locate and Land a Good Position. If the two of you share projects, attended the same

00:22:35.020 meeting, or otherwise interact during office hours, you'll want to be cautious about how you

00:22:39.480 behave around each other. Be careful about your superior subordinate relationships. If you're

00:22:45.140 smart, these relationships are some of the most successful. Twice as many marriages develop from

00:22:51.420 superior subordinate relationships and other pairings yeah because women love effing their

00:22:57.180 bosses when women f the people that work for them it's just not the same right um tv spitfire

00:23:06.960 chelsea handler told pierce morgan she doesn't regret sleeping with her boss chelsea handler

00:23:11.660 would say that even though it didn't work out between them i don't think it really matters if

00:23:16.880 you are in love with somebody and i was and it had nothing to do with him being my boss she said

00:23:21.460 It's just how we came together.

00:23:22.860 I mean, people are going to say whatever.

00:23:25.720 Do we even need to say it?

00:23:26.900 Avoid one-night stands.

00:23:28.540 Yeah, because if you're going to go for it, I say go for it.

00:23:31.200 You might as well get sex for a couple months.

00:23:33.940 If you need a little instant gratification, look beyond the cubicle next to yours, says

00:23:38.380 Luce.

00:23:38.920 It might seem obvious that a one-night stand with a co-worker is a bad idea, but after

00:23:43.720 work, happy hours and good conversations have been known to influence bad judgment.

00:23:49.140 Do you really want to go to work every day feeling too embarrassed to make eye contact

00:23:52.560 with the person sitting across from you at meetings?

00:23:55.100 We bet not.

00:23:57.320 Stay away from married co-workers.

00:23:59.300 Yeah, I mean, you guys are going to get shot if you keep sleeping with these women at work.

00:24:04.680 This one goes beyond for rules for the office.

00:24:08.120 The repercussions are not worth the risk.

00:24:09.940 Even so, in a Volt survey, 53% of office workers said they're aware of at least one married

00:24:15.940 co-worker who's had an affair in the office.

00:24:18.600 Someone in the chat said, are there men in this country who haven't slept with Chelsea Handler?

00:24:23.640 I don't think so.

00:24:25.020 I worked for two Fortune 500 companies for years, flying all over the country for meetings and events.

00:24:31.100 One survey participant told Vault it was almost a common practice with many of the men in highly responsible leadership roles

00:24:39.900 to be having side affairs with people they either met on the road or office people they met while traveling.

00:24:45.800 Some affairs lasted a short time where others went on for years.

00:24:50.300 But not everyone follows these rules.

00:24:52.920 That's the last comment.

00:24:53.960 Well, at least they know.

00:24:56.320 All right, we're going to watch a video.

00:24:58.660 And before I do, I need to make this full screen.

00:25:01.680 So bear with me.

00:25:03.560 You're going to have to hold on.

00:25:10.380 I need to make this full screen.

00:25:13.380 and i think it was i need you guys as help to tell me if this is the right um hooked it with

00:25:18.980 my co-worker don't i up i hooked it with my co-worker okay i need you guys to tell me

00:25:26.420 if this goes full screen i think it's cam four but i just want to make sure

00:25:38.980 can you guys see the screen

00:25:42.420 why is this live on the website i couldn't figure it out i'm sorry guys um let me see if this is

00:26:03.140 it's full screen okay now i can put on my headphones

00:26:07.540 yeah but no sound not yet because i haven't turned it on okay

00:26:12.420 All right, now we're going to watch.

00:26:15.320 I f***ed up.

00:26:16.140 I hooked up with my co-worker, dot, dot, dot, and I'm engaged.

00:26:21.780 My fiancé, let's call him Brian, and I are having a wedding in September.

00:26:26.100 However, in January, a new guy started at work.

00:26:29.060 Let's call him Sam.

00:26:30.580 And from the second I met him, I felt a spark.

00:26:33.020 Sam sits behind me in the office, so we'll often turn around and have office chat,

00:26:36.960 and it never felt flirty until a few weeks ago.

00:26:39.180 we were out at work at work drinks and ended up spending the whole night chatting and the two of

00:26:44.220 us closed down the bar from that night on i've been dreaming about this boy i don't really believe

00:26:49.100 that dreams have much meaning but to be dreaming about the same boy every night must mean shit

00:26:54.940 shit we had another work social where once again he and i spent most of the night chatting to each

00:27:00.380 other but this time he was more overly flirty we both left at the same time to catch the train and

00:27:07.180 And while we were on the escalator, he kissed me.

00:27:09.400 I guess my question is now, what do I do now?

00:27:11.480 I hooked up with Mike.

00:27:13.440 What would she do?

00:27:15.360 Should she just end it at this point, fellas?

00:27:19.220 All right, let me see back to, is it back on me now?

00:27:23.820 Pearl Reads, can we super chat here?

00:27:26.380 Yeah, you just put Pearl Reed.

00:27:28.020 I'm reading this chat.

00:27:29.000 I'm sorry, guys.

00:27:30.800 You just, this is the last day.

00:27:32.360 You just got to bear with me.

00:27:33.580 Um, sounds like Chelsea took the slow train from Philly.

00:27:40.700 Yeah.

00:27:41.480 Um, okay.

00:27:42.940 Next.

00:27:43.460 She just wants to have sex with a coworker.

00:27:47.000 All right.

00:27:47.840 So I remember this lady.

00:27:51.500 I really want to hook up with a coworker.

00:27:54.800 We've kind of had like an in-office flirtation for a while.

00:27:58.260 I love it.

00:27:58.720 And, but I'm not sure if the vibes are there and I want to make it very clear.

00:28:01.940 i do not want to date this man i just want to have sex with him for sure um i love that and

00:28:07.540 i've put it out there like i got really drunk and i texted him titties out thinking of you

00:28:14.180 wait i love that what was the context of that i was in france and i i don't know i've been

00:28:20.180 single for a while and i don't really like most people and i asked my friend's husband

00:28:26.100 what should i text this man that i just want to hook up with but i want him to know i don't want

00:28:30.340 want to like date him right and he said text him teddy is out thinking of you and so i did i texted

00:28:35.120 him teddy is out thinking of you and what did he respond he was like oh i'm booking my flight to

00:28:39.680 france right now oh great great so flirty but nothing ever came from that and i like to put

00:28:45.280 my on the table when it comes to this kind of stuff love but i just am not sure

00:28:50.160 should she do it fellas what do you think what are we thinking should she do it

00:28:57.800 all right now we got one more am i the asshole for sleeping with a co-worker and then i'm an

00:29:06.000 asshole for sleep god help me we're gonna do a call-in show god help me please please god

00:29:13.480 make this work i i promise nothing this is the last day i have to do this thank you god

00:29:20.060 okay otherwise i might have to do

00:29:23.320 sleeping with my co-worker i've been working at this company for about five years now

00:29:29.020 and i overall really like it recently i started to get kind of close with the co-worker i was

00:29:32.740 working on a project with i didn't know much about his home life or really much about him

00:29:36.660 but i just started to get a little bit of a crush we'd always go to dinner after work and get drinks

00:29:40.540 and we started to hook up pretty often we would always go to my house and never his which i

00:29:44.960 thought was really weird well his wife found out that we were sleeping together i had no idea that

00:29:50.500 had a wife either the next day my boss gets a call from his wife demanding that he fire me

00:29:56.260 for ruining their marriage and i guess going against company policy i really have always

00:30:00.740 loved this job and now my boss is super mad at me and is even thinking of firing me i find out

00:30:05.460 in a couple days if i am fired so am i the asshole in this situation i'm an ass cooked cooked okay

00:30:12.500 guys, I'm going to play a video for you guys to watch while I figure out this equipment.

00:30:30.980 It's going to take me a second. So what do I want to play? Maybe I've thought about one of these

00:30:38.600 days, but you guys need to pay me to do it. Look at this. Look at how many of these essays there

00:30:43.820 are on me on the internet. And that's nuts. Look at this. If I look up my name, essay,

00:30:49.700 this person had two hours on me. This one hour and 30 minutes. I'm like, do you guys have like

00:30:58.120 this girl? Wait, where are we at? I mean, H3, you guys saw that. Oh, here's another one. Two hours

00:31:07.660 in 20 minutes i'm like damn all i do is say my opinions on the internet it is not that deep uh

00:31:15.100 pearly things let's do um pre-game show let's see if there's an old clip we can play oh

00:31:31.660 actually no i don't want to play with youtube with that one

00:31:33.900 oh here we go you don't well i'm gonna we're gonna play this while i i get the zoom link going

00:31:41.720 do you but i'm not assuming that i'm not earning any money at this point and he's like i'm also

00:31:46.420 working and providing like equal yeah but men don't care about your money it's like nothing to

00:31:51.620 them yeah but we're talking about my opinion on it not their opinion no no but i'm saying you just

00:31:56.880 said that you would be working too and i'm saying to the guy like they wouldn't care

00:32:00.300 okay do you not do you not care I'm a little bit I mean I've been quite

00:32:05.760 fortunate to date girls that earn a decent amount of money especially when

00:32:09.000 I've been younger it is nice but it's not like I put it's not a it's not a

00:32:14.280 major deal do you mean like I could happily date a girl that works at

00:32:17.420 McDonald's if she was a nice girl okay what do you guys think that men look

00:32:22.380 for so if you had to list like five things that men look for what would you

00:32:25.920 say god I've really been out the game for a while so I think I'm not the right

00:32:29.300 has to ask. Yeah you're in it now so what do you, if you want to get this guy right you got to know

00:32:38.180 your target. I don't really care right now. Your mark or whatever. It's too soon. I'm working on me.

00:32:45.860 But you didn't learn anything about like what your husband liked if you were married that long?

00:32:50.180 Well not me. You didn't learn anything? How long were you married? Ten years. You were married to a

00:32:57.780 for 10 years you didn't learn anything about men clearly not because he left so um

00:33:06.420 i don't know i don't have to answer that question okay uh what do you think men want i think they

00:33:11.140 want a woman that gives them space to be them um i also think they were all right guys so we're

00:33:19.460 having a problem i don't know if this is gonna work um however i'm gonna see if i can find a

00:33:25.380 workaround i'm gonna try something right now i know i was a baby it's like two years ago okay um

00:33:35.860 i'm gonna see because

00:33:38.580 do you know what i think we're just i'm gonna do something weird i'm gonna make a google calendar

00:33:46.000 invite now the audio isn't gonna pick up all right guys i'm so sorry i don't know if this

00:33:55.220 is going to work. It's like the, my mouse, it's like not going to the other screen and I can't

00:34:03.360 get it to move. Um, let me see. I'm going to try one thing and if this doesn't work, we're just

00:34:11.520 cooked, cooked. Hmm. How can I do this in a different way?

00:34:25.940 all right doug mp i want you to go on this first to just see if this even works

00:34:32.900 i'm gonna send this to you

00:34:46.580 okay because if this audio works okay i'm gonna send it to your email

00:34:50.580 then i'll see if this like if you join and i'm going to see if the audio works because all we

00:34:59.860 need is audio i don't care as much about video um continue without using microphone and camera

00:35:07.740 i don't know if this will work yeah i need tech help um let me see

00:35:16.640 all right um

00:35:20.720 hey okay i can hear you but i don't think you're gonna be able to hear me

00:35:30.280 um do you want hello

00:35:33.680 allow this time hello can you hear me

00:35:38.160 can you hear me

00:35:41.120 hmm okay wait wait i might have a workaround because we can hear him i can't hear you on

00:35:48.680 the call though okay let me let me try this workaround i think i may be able to do it

00:35:55.380 from my phone for the audio so let's let's see where you are there's an echo echo i can

00:36:08.060 hear you now yeah but it's still not gonna work not gonna work because now we have two now we have

00:36:14.600 two okay that didn't work let me try can you guys hear if i put it on my phone

00:36:23.620 all right we talk now doug mpa hey can you guys hear me yeah okay i think this is just

00:36:32.420 we're gonna have to do it today um can you guys hear can you guys hear in the chat if we can do

00:36:39.460 it this way then we can use this link and then you guys can join this way if you can hear her say

00:36:46.820 like a good neighbor state farm is there oh my god i like dread the days i have to do these

00:36:54.900 um so how would people join then well i can use the same link there's like a google invite link

00:37:02.420 hold on i think i can do it i can do it now put in the chat so what's your have you ever slept

00:37:07.680 with anyone at work doug mpa um yeah i waited tables for eight years on and off and you know

00:37:16.080 guys i'm the one i told pearl about don't let your daughters work in a restaurant when they're young

00:37:24.380 if they're 18 19 20 21 they're gonna be getting banged by the servers and the cooks

00:37:30.040 yeah i was one of those two years at one time you didn't wife them after no no heck no uh a boss

00:37:39.860 so let me tell you a story so one of my my first job out of college was for um i worked for a state

00:37:49.160 agency in my home state and um we had a christmas party and i had my boss and then my um assistant

00:37:58.260 the supervisor and my assistant supervisor was this blonde girl that was like five foot two

00:38:03.320 but she had lost a bunch of weight through weight watchers and uh i mean she was like a five but she

00:38:10.300 was older she's like late 30s and i was like 28 right so we're at this christmas party and i go

00:38:17.880 to the bathroom this is when i had just got hired into this job it was like two three months in and

00:38:24.580 i'm i go to the bathroom and then i'm washing my hands and she because we had all been drinking

00:38:33.100 and stuff she comes into the assistant supervisor comes into the bathroom and closes the door

00:38:39.900 behind her and is looking at me now i had just started this job right so i was like hey and i'm

00:38:49.560 washing my hands and she's like hey and I just washed my hands dried them off I moved her out

00:38:55.840 of the way I opened the door and I left oh that has to be the most humbling moment of her life

00:39:04.300 yeah and so my good friend was like we saw this girl go in there while you were in there what

00:39:11.540 happened I said nothing I've only been working here two three months you know how hard it is

00:39:16.380 to get him with the state to get a state job i'm not messing up for her are you crazy and

00:39:22.860 it was actually turned out to be a good thing because she was a complete psychopath but yeah

00:39:27.340 she went into the bathroom after i was in there expecting something to happen i just moved her

00:39:32.240 aside and uh i left so who ended up doing it because somebody was gonna do it right

00:39:39.080 uh i didn't say long enough to find out oh okay

00:39:43.560 um do you know what i'm trying to think if i've seen

00:39:49.400 i don't think i've ever seen i mean i wasn't in like a traditional work environment very long

00:39:55.880 but i don't think i've ever seen like affairs or anything at work

00:39:59.240 i'm not saying they didn't happen i'm sure they did but i didn't know about it if they did

00:40:04.440 my um uh my twin brother aj's rants and raves he worked at at this retail store when we were

00:40:13.880 20 like a big one and the store manager was was 38 years old and was trying to sleep with all the

00:40:23.320 like teenage all this 18 19 17 year old boys and she and she bagged like three or four of them

00:40:29.320 before they ended up transferring her out of the store but she had her own apartment so she'd invite

00:40:34.260 all the young kids over and you know but she did her best to try to sleep with all the young um

00:40:39.220 all the young boys i think that women are more predatory than men yeah especially in 2025 100

00:40:46.700 true yeah 100 because there was a week there was a weekend last year where six women across the

00:40:54.720 united states the teacher they were all in positions of some kind of authority so teachers

00:40:59.380 coaches they all in one weekend you got arrested for sleeping with underage boys six in one weekend

00:41:06.800 holy shit yep guys in the chat call in let me know if you ever slept with a boss

00:41:16.660 we're dying to know do you think it's more common for women to sleep with male bosses

00:41:22.320 or men to sleep with female bosses uh i would say women now female bosses yeah i say female

00:41:33.340 bosses because men really have to be careful especially with social media and stuff but

00:41:37.920 people still don't believe that women do guys keep saying remember feminism women are nothing's

00:41:49.060 gonna be fair for men ever right so feminism is fighting for women to have their lives just as

00:41:55.140 unfair for them as it is for men right and so the next 10 15 years we're gonna see women crashing

00:42:04.320 out just like men the biggest problem though is we still have this weird thing where we see

00:42:10.200 uh stories of women being criminals and the news or predators we still have this well we have to

00:42:16.660 understand why she did that you know oh i can't believe she does a mom puts her kid in the

00:42:23.680 microwave and turns it on we have to understand why she did how could she do such a thing

00:42:29.320 a woman's engaged to be married and gets pregnant by her 15 year old student we have to understand

00:42:35.300 where she's coming from no we don't we're just as evil if not in 2025 i'd say women have as much

00:42:43.780 if not more of a proclivity to commit evil acts

00:42:47.180 because they are empowered to be like men,

00:42:49.260 but no one holds them accountable.

00:42:53.700 There's a clip going viral right now

00:42:56.000 that just I thought about when we were talking.

00:42:58.580 A Chicago woman led the police on a 40-mile-long chase

00:43:03.180 and then the cops flirted with her during questioning.

00:43:08.000 One cop even jokingly offered to drop the charges

00:43:11.720 after finding out she had a following on tiktok do you want to see it should i show it or no

00:43:18.700 should i wait different show okay okay okay i'll show it let's watch all right

00:43:25.160 10-15 years you can see more women positions of power politicians ceos and it doesn't matter

00:43:32.800 your gender race background positions of power people are tempted to abuse it and this myth

00:43:39.980 where women will just automatically be better in positions of power than men

00:43:43.960 because the women is a farce.

00:43:46.000 It's a farce.

00:43:47.140 Guys, if you want to call in, the link is pinned.

00:43:50.060 And I'm going to play this clip.

00:43:52.780 And then, yeah, I'll bring you guys up.

00:43:55.780 So just go in the waiting room, and then I'll let you guys up.

00:43:59.660 All right, Doug MP, I'm going to play this.

00:44:01.260 You're not going to see it on your thing.

00:44:02.960 You have to go to the stream.

00:44:05.260 Yeah, I'm on the stream.

00:44:06.500 Okay.

00:44:06.680 Space to the suburb.

00:44:07.960 Sky Fox captured the chase when it hit the Dan Ryan around 545 last night.

00:44:12.880 Police say Ebony Collins was driving the car and was caught after she pulled over on the shoulder of the highway.

00:44:18.620 You have the right to remain silent.

00:44:20.160 Anything you say can will be used against you.

00:44:23.520 In the court of law, you have the right to talk to a lawyer.

00:44:25.680 Have him or her present, right, while you're being questioned.

00:44:29.320 If you cannot afford a high lawyer, I want to be appointed to represent you before the questioning if you wish.

00:44:33.380 You understand those rights?

00:44:34.520 All right.

00:44:35.300 What's wrong with you?

00:44:36.680 Doug, you got to mute.

00:44:40.080 Doug and PA, you got to mute yourself.

00:44:43.240 Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

00:44:44.160 I want everyone to hear me.

00:44:46.020 Okay, hold on.

00:44:47.960 Stop saying that.

00:44:49.240 That's Doug and PA saying it.

00:44:51.020 I know.

00:44:51.620 She's kind of cute, though.

00:44:52.700 I see why they're falling.

00:44:53.980 I mean, 22-year-old, you know, 22-year-old pussy does a thing,

00:44:58.880 says, like, strange things to a man.

00:45:01.640 They're like, I would never do that until a 22-year-old flirts with them.

00:45:06.680 they've been dating these old broads they forgot what that's like you know what i mean

00:45:10.800 where where um this cop pulled this woman over who was attractive and the they were he was driving

00:45:22.180 her into the police station she's flirting with him the entire time so he pulls the car over and

00:45:28.160 he goes to get in the back seat to maybe do something and he locks himself inside the back

00:45:33.480 of the car with the woman and has to call backup and they have to let him out i haven't seen that

00:45:39.740 one you can find it next show maybe we could do a reaction series of like women getting arrested

00:45:48.020 okay hold on i want to play this again

00:45:51.060 oh my god the chat's like she didn't do nothing wrong guys get the f out of here

00:45:58.960 wait what'd you say what'd you say oh i watched body cam footage

00:46:28.680 all the time yeah because their channels where all they do is subpoena body cam footage and go

00:46:36.460 through it and post it online yep how how long ago did they start body cam footage

00:46:41.340 uh i'd say at least the last 10 years yeah 10 15 years at least to do a show

00:46:49.440 okay hold on yeah grab that photo over here done that before or is this just a first time skill

00:46:56.800 beginner's luck yeah i got that impression you remember us we're the initial two officers to

00:47:06.160 try to pull you over when you pull out of alta you're dating or something okay so they let you

00:47:16.320 borrow this car you took it out you're doing whatever you were doing did you say something

00:47:21.960 doug mpa oh no i said that you're gonna be um reacting to some female cops being idiots i call

00:47:31.240 them the ponytail patrol she's got a great body though i see why he folded

00:47:39.000 they black women really do have the best bodies like the waist to hip ratio

00:47:44.200 they really got it you know what i mean all right let me play the rest

00:47:47.640 I got to give you a little check over, but I'm not going to punch you anywhere.

00:48:15.000 sorry sorry you got to say it again i can't always i have the headphones on so i can't always hear

00:48:34.120 when you talk go ahead oh i said most of the time female police officers are kind of useless

00:48:40.520 but this is a time where you need one because these guys you need a female cop to pat this

00:48:45.480 woman down so these guys can can protect themselves yeah oh yeah because if they

00:48:51.560 do something yeah they'll catch a case yeah okay hold on

00:49:10.520 I'll sit in the back with her.

00:49:13.440 You'll sit in the back?

00:49:14.200 Yeah.

00:49:14.580 Okay.

00:49:17.140 Yeah, we'll go back.

00:49:19.900 Go to back.

00:49:21.160 We'll be like, listen, your honor.

00:49:22.940 We don't even think that he did it.

00:49:25.140 I mean, she did it.

00:49:26.980 We don't even...

00:49:27.480 Sorry, what'd you say?

00:49:30.060 What did she get arrested for?

00:49:31.460 A high-speed chase?

00:49:32.260 Yeah, for...

00:49:33.280 I think it says a 40-mile-long chase.

00:49:37.520 so she dragged these cops around for 40 miles and they're not even like taking it seriously

00:49:43.440 i'm not nuts

00:49:46.320 okay let me play again even the thing she did you know what i mean that's usually what we

00:49:52.960 start with because we give everybody the benefit of the doubt and i don't even think you did it

00:49:56.160 i mean i know you did it but i didn't get it i don't take time what are you doing first of all

00:50:03.080 Hold on, what'd you say? I said we should go to the call-in portion because it is I can't hear the sound. Can you?

00:50:11.600 Yeah, I can hear it. Okay, maybe they can do okay

00:50:21.740 Don't tell me

00:50:25.500 So they're talking about our tik-tok followers now

00:50:33.080 10 000 on tick tock whatever it doesn't you know it could be boxed but if they're organic if they're

00:50:38.680 real people it's real i have two words for me for you child i love china man i love tick tock

00:50:51.880 yeah so they're they're asking her about the oh my gosh i forgot to change the cameras but

00:50:58.200 But, I mean, you guys get the idea.

00:51:01.280 Women don't have consequences for anything.

00:51:05.140 Guys, call in, though.

00:51:06.420 Let me know your boss stories.

00:51:08.640 The link is pinned in the chat.

00:51:14.800 I want to see, have you guys slept with a boss?

00:51:18.160 And it's all audio today because it's on my phone.

00:51:21.500 Tech issues, man.

00:51:23.780 I do the best I can.

00:51:25.500 This is the last day.

00:51:28.200 um doug mpa since we're on um on the topic i'm just curious your thoughts on the did you see

00:51:42.160 the what do you call it the track meet thing where the kid got stabbed at a track meet

00:51:47.560 yeah uh-huh what are your thoughts on it um so the guy was sitting on the opposite team's

00:51:59.700 bleachers and he had a weapon on him so he has no case and the black community is hopping on

00:52:07.480 this kid's side they shouldn't well you really shouldn't you don't think that because it's

00:52:15.100 politicized he could get off well he he's gonna serve time but not as much as he should yeah

00:52:23.980 he's not gonna get off he's gonna get like a reduced sentence but and then if this were the

00:52:31.480 other way around it would be all over the place it would be just nuclear but it's a but there's

00:52:38.020 there's a double standard in this case and and just like that um you have the naacp and all

00:52:44.660 of people hopping behind the wrong person what do you what do you think the length of his sentence

00:52:51.600 will be he's probably gonna get eight to ten i'll bet okay yeah you heard it here but yeah

00:53:00.100 the whole thing you know guys most of us have gotten bullied in high school but we sucked it

00:53:06.300 up there's no excuse especially when you're in high school to freaking uh to take somebody out

00:53:13.560 no reason guys nothing should be worthy your freedom i i remember you my dad when i was young

00:53:21.480 because we just got watching so we just got done watching some movie and i told my dad i was like

00:53:27.020 hey dad what would you do if you came home and you saw mom cheating with with another guy my dad

00:53:32.080 said i'd pack my stuff up and i'd leave and i was like oh you wouldn't you know beat the guy up and

00:53:37.980 whatever my dad's like no and go to jail for that and that should be a general rule in your life

00:53:44.860 guys nothing should be worth your freedom and this kid made that mistake just take a picture for court

00:53:53.820 take a pull out your camera say thank you i'm gonna go file today

00:54:00.860 if he was getting bullied like that you know there's so many different avenues nowadays he

00:54:05.420 he could have started going to school online he could have gone to a different school

00:54:09.820 you know or he could have entered a situation without a weapon on him

00:54:15.500 you know what i'm saying but when he brought a weapon over sorry premeditated

00:54:26.460 cooked i'm not getting any other callers

00:54:31.260 oh wait we got someone

00:54:32.620 Oh, what's going on, Dustin?

00:54:37.740 Oh, it's fast.

00:54:38.560 Hey.

00:54:38.980 Hey, Pearl.

00:54:40.660 I know you've hooked up with a boss.

00:54:43.160 I just know it.

00:54:44.880 I just...

00:54:45.620 What are you doing, buddy?

00:54:48.240 It's the best form of job security.

00:54:54.520 So you said hooking up with a boss is the best form of job security.

00:54:59.540 Yeah.

00:55:00.020 like yeah like obviously i don't think all the time but yeah probably in like the service industry

00:55:07.140 but i've had some really cool jobs like um i was a mall cop for a minute and what how was that

00:55:16.380 dude it was like it's real silly because i'm wearing like this fake

00:55:21.020 uniform you know but for some reason the other gives a flashlight

00:55:28.040 yeah pretty much dude they give me a good place and i worked at this this mall in a place called

00:55:35.080 harrisburg which is over in pennsylvania yeah i've been there like hood city rough and um harrisburg

00:55:44.360 was the murder capital of the united states like three years in a row and like the early

00:55:48.280 like the late 2000s or something like that it was crazy go ahead because uh it was kind of

00:55:52.200 boas street but yeah like and my dad my dad's actually a cop over there and so that's how i

00:55:58.120 got into the whole mall cop gig and uh even though the uniform is fake oh thank you thank you um

00:56:10.840 the people that work in the stores think like oh a uniform is something great

00:56:17.000 so you know i went through like the girls that worked at these little clothing shops and stuff

00:56:21.960 you know and then i actually i had like i've had you asked if you think men sleep with female bosses

00:56:32.040 more or girls sleep with the male bosses more and then hang on okay hey oh it's because he's hungry

00:56:42.920 sorry my daughter caught a bug and she's freaking out about it but um uh i actually had i've had

00:56:49.960 like problems with female bosses that i had this boss and i worked at dairy queen that made things

00:56:56.680 so uncomfortable that other people complained about it like i thought it was really strange

00:57:03.880 but i was like she's just an old lady like if i like i didn't really take it seriously but she

00:57:10.440 would say some pretty vulgar things what would she say she would be like dustin will you just

00:57:17.160 run away with me and like we can just be together forever type stuff and um like she grabbed my

00:57:24.440 she grabbed my butt once like man i i say hey man like every now and then like you know i've wanted

00:57:31.480 to cop a few before on some other people but i never did but you know i said if you're like 50

00:57:36.280 and she does it i'm not i'm not like mad like if this is the best part of her day you know good for

00:57:41.240 her but you know that's just what i that's how i felt at the time and um that went up to like

00:57:49.880 corporate and stuff and i was like it made me feel uncomfortable i didn't do anything about it i i

00:57:55.240 didn't think she should have been punished so like she kept her job and and then i got a raise so it

00:58:01.080 was cool so did you ever sleep with a female boss like what job was it i slept with it was

00:58:10.920 was when i was in a casino and then i worked at victoria's secret seasonally one year and i got

00:58:18.200 that go man that must have been you bro it was it was down bro okay so they don't let men on the

00:58:25.880 floor there's only one store in the victoria's secret brand or franchise that where men measure

00:58:32.580 the women that's in new york city that that i don't know if it still is but it used to be an

00:58:36.760 all-male store so i was only in overnight and uh there was a manager who was the bra specialist

00:58:46.200 that i was with for a period of time and then i moved to washington state so that relationship

00:58:53.160 ended but um uh yeah that was victoria's secret was cool because obviously you're with beautiful

00:59:00.360 women all the time and they were beautiful then hang on hang on yeah not so much anymore now they

00:59:06.680 have whales yeah dude they hire they hire like they hire guys they like they don't have their

00:59:13.980 team anymore we'll say so have you ever been in a situation where you slept with someone at work

00:59:21.660 and it went wrong oh yeah i was i was bartending at this little at this little tap house on the

00:59:30.940 waterfront over here in Vancouver.

00:59:33.640 And there was a girl that like, um, what is she, she like really came on to me.

00:59:43.480 And then I was like, okay, but I was like, I did like her.

00:59:48.700 I just didn't want to be in the relationship she wanted to be in.

00:59:52.360 And she would, she got like hostile at work and she started like after work,

00:59:57.120 she would just be real aggressive and she would like play hit me but she hit me hard and like not

01:00:04.240 that it hurt but i was like you know when someone's playing with you and then when someone's

01:00:08.040 like trying to prove a point right like and it uh so that was actually the reason i left that job

01:00:15.760 was i was like this woman it just it was it was so strange so and uh what are your rules you know

01:00:24.540 I haven't slept around at work.

01:00:26.060 Do you have rules you recommend for guys where if you're going to sleep around at work, what would you, would you say don't do it?

01:00:33.720 Would you say if you do it, make sure you have this in place or what?

01:00:37.840 I'd say if you do it, make sure you got a, make sure you got a big jaw on.

01:00:41.060 Because if you got a small one, it's going to travel.

01:00:43.760 That's it.

01:00:45.480 There's going to be rumors about you and no one's going to like you.

01:00:47.660 so uh i had so when i was an undergrad i waited tables at an applebee's and now i like tall women

01:00:56.640 and and i like redheads right and and so i met this girl who was six foot tall

01:01:04.820 and she was half irish and half korean so she was six foot she's pale but no freckles

01:01:12.400 she had the asian eyes but her eyes were green and she had that thick coarse asian woman hair

01:01:19.000 but it was like stark red right she's like yeah yeah she was a hostess while i was a server right

01:01:26.700 and then we were to the same school together and she was the first person where all my friends had

01:01:32.500 to say doug and pia you guys start bringing her around she's crazy because when we were at my

01:01:37.260 house and in bed everything was good but every other part of my life she set on fire we worked

01:01:42.700 together and we went to school together so she'd start fight at the beginning of the shift and then

01:01:47.520 trying to punish me by not seating people in my section right

01:01:51.660 where she would um where she would skip her classes at school and way outside my classes

01:02:00.160 crazy man yeah yeah i worked there for seven months before i moved on to a better restaurant

01:02:06.660 but i we were together for four and a half five months i had to let her go i was like

01:02:10.980 because my friends were like you you gotta let her go man she's crazy absolutely crazy but she

01:02:15.940 was absolutely gorgeous though was it worth it in hindsight though like because she was that hot

01:02:21.860 no oh you wouldn't it it was a tough couple of um i was i worked two jobs i went to school full time

01:02:32.740 and and i used to go to the gym five days a week so i'd only see outside of work i'd only see her

01:02:37.700 like two days out of the week so two days of sex for that hell oh man i don't know it wasn't worth

01:02:43.540 it at all nope so i mean the bible says like you can't it's you can't follow like a contemptuous

01:02:51.620 woman or something yeah it's better to live on the roof than in a house with a contentious woman

01:02:58.180 and uh they are dude they because we always think it's worth it in the moment and we'll never be

01:03:04.980 able to look back and be like in the moment we're not thinking like five years from now

01:03:08.660 i'm going to think this was ridiculous you know yeah

01:03:11.220 that's how it goes any other stories you got for us dustin

01:03:19.420 um well i mean i got plenty of stories pearl but there's there's like uh

01:03:27.320 I don't want to spoil the apple, you know.

01:03:32.280 Okay.

01:03:32.800 I'm going to leave on a good note.

01:03:34.500 All right.

01:03:35.320 Go ahead.

01:03:36.460 I'm going to write a book one day and sell it.

01:03:39.020 So he doesn't want to give away all this stuff before the book is written, right?

01:03:44.080 Yeah, actually, I do.

01:03:45.300 I write poems about women after I sleep with them.

01:03:48.080 That's one of my selling points is I say I'll write a poem about you, but you got to get in bed with me.

01:03:51.940 Wait, do you really?

01:03:53.920 Yeah.

01:03:55.100 Wait, show us a poem.

01:03:56.700 Show it.

01:03:57.320 oh okay i mean i really can oh thank you who is this guy

01:04:07.160 okay yo these palms are fire um

01:04:17.080 there's be a second i gotta pull it up because i used to i used to have this thing called a wattpad

01:04:23.000 that i would write and put things out there um but then i was like poetry is just

01:04:29.720 comedy without a punch line so i don't know if it's really good you know

01:04:35.080 okay i can't believe uh all right oh my gosh dude

01:04:43.240 i can't believe i'm gonna share one of these oh man i have a folder in my drive called

01:04:49.240 stories about women so i got i got plenty but let's go

01:04:55.600 this one's my favorite

01:04:59.740 so i i like i i was shagging this chick that had a real nice voice that it just felt good you know

01:05:07.840 and you heard it some people just have real nice voices so i wrote a ray of sun forces through

01:05:13.040 slits of faded white blinds giving light to the aloe plant on the sill above my kitchen sink

01:05:19.400 almost having a watchful eye the aloe plant is generous it says take from my arms i will take

01:05:25.040 your burns and rid you of your cuts if there was such a thing called a soft knife i would use it

01:05:30.040 to remove the light green skin of the aloe leaf to brush the healing gel from its body as i

01:05:34.940 graciously apply what is willfully given i whisper thank you and that was one

01:05:40.160 it's just called al in my kitchen and do you read these to the woman oh no

01:05:48.460 i do if i'm trying to get laid again and they like kind of like leave me

01:05:53.220 oh that's so funny it's probably like 20 oh man only 20 is maybe maybe they're like

01:06:10.000 i didn't like my poem i was dating this chick from angola that was from uh like she was just

01:06:22.560 a stunner dude and i wrote this poem about how like her body was so beautiful and it like uh

01:06:31.200 it related to like a desert or something and i gave that one to her but then she became a stripper

01:06:38.200 and moved to florida okay but yeah i mean if guys ever want to get laid there's two things

01:06:49.720 you should probably do is you need to learn a little bit of another language

01:06:52.700 and then you need to write some poetry

01:06:56.760 wow i'm sure the men in the chat appreciate that

01:07:02.820 what language do you recommend well just because there's a lot of spanish people over here

01:07:10.520 um i i know a good bit of spanish but i know okay i know i know i know a lot of french

01:07:18.380 like french is french is my favorite language and people are more impressed by french anyways so

01:07:23.320 guys if you have a story make sure you click the link it's a google link so you need a

01:07:33.760 gmail account or something i think

01:07:36.160 all right okay i'm gonna go get your bottle okay well thanks for calling in dustin you're

01:07:42.640 hilarious as always call it anytime thank you guys have a great have a great night i'll just

01:07:48.600 keep listening bye bye

01:07:53.320 how likely is it that so if a guy wrote you a poem pearl like

01:07:59.880 oh it would work would that get in brownie points with you yeah it would work it would be

01:08:03.980 you guys are like pearl pearl pearl but you say all this stuff about women aren't you a woman yes

01:08:13.260 how do you think i know

01:08:17.260 so so are you a flowers person girl like you like receiving flowers and stuff

01:08:25.600 no not really not flowers i'm like a normal woman we don't like flowers

01:08:31.000 yeah all women like flowers come on now no we don't we like tell that's how we

01:08:36.140 filter for betas because like only the betas are dumb enough to do it and then we break up with you

01:08:41.140 i don't think it's conscious but like women always dump the guys that get them flowers

01:08:49.880 like it's true i could say like the most like financially extravagant date i've ever like

01:08:56.500 been on i ended that relationship so you know i cannot argue with you there yeah

01:09:03.940 what what what do you find works the best on women um

01:09:11.580 so well listening we keep a woman talking about herself guys oh that's so true if you go out on a

01:09:24.600 date don't talk about yourself ask her questions and let her go on and on and on the that's a big

01:09:31.760 one and then um what's worked for me is getting dragged to something that if you if she shares

01:09:42.480 her passion with you and you fake with being interested I had a woman on a third date drag

01:09:49.900 me to a book convention that would work on me yeah so I had to spend all day at this book

01:10:00.600 convention and there were these authors like doing interviews and talking and I had no idea

01:10:05.580 who these people were and it was seven hours of my life I couldn't get back but then we went to

01:10:12.120 dinner and then I got laid that night so it was totally worth it yeah that word that's that's

01:10:19.560 probably the best one you've ever said especially if it's a hobby that like other people think is

01:10:24.660 stupid and you get like okay tell me as a guy would it work if the because i feel like men

01:10:33.340 like they kind of want to like i almost feel like if you tag along to your guy's hobby that he does

01:10:40.680 with other guys like you kind of drag it down like no guy wants his girlfriend at video game night

01:10:46.080 you know with the boys or do you disagree yeah well you know why right right it's because women

01:10:53.140 expect they go into a space expecting the space to accommodate them they don't want to accommodate

01:11:01.060 into the space so example you have um you know every sunday night you and your boys get together

01:11:08.260 to watch you know the freaking seahawks or the steelers and then you start bringing your girl

01:11:14.360 and all of a sudden the tv is too loud why does he have to smoke a cigar in here what kind of

01:11:20.860 beer you guys why do you drink so much so then all of a sudden everything has to change has to

01:11:26.860 start changing around that's why guys don't like when women come because women want to change

01:11:33.720 everything around that's why yeah hold dog i don't know what to do next we don't have any other

01:11:41.320 callers what do you think you should be on the show or what yeah yeah yeah i think so sorry for

01:11:49.040 the tech issues today guys if if my producer can come in tomorrow i might do an extra show tomorrow

01:11:54.880 just because um of the issues we had today but oh oh we got one

01:12:04.160 gabe what's going on man

01:12:14.320 you don't have to put a camera on just unmute

01:12:19.080 i'll do it for 15 more minutes i mean it's fine i could go another hour

01:12:26.820 but you guys just gotta call in i can't you gotta help me help you here

01:12:32.220 we can hear you gabe okay what's the topic gabe have you ever slept with a co-worker or a female

01:12:42.120 boss hell fucking no and why not

01:12:48.640 i just didn't want to cross that line have you ever seen someone that's done it at work no

01:13:02.220 okay you've never seen it nope okay the opportunity has never presented itself

01:13:12.560 nope most of my co-workers have all been boomers

01:13:17.600 okay well thanks for calling one last thing okay go ahead go ahead that that suit and that red tie

01:13:28.320 that you've seen me wear before i call that my uh feminist repellent suit because of the red tie

01:13:35.360 and navy blue cool yeah okay it actually works really well well keep repelling them gabe thanks

01:13:44.280 so much for calling in man all right all right good to see you buddy

01:13:47.920 i was like i was waiting for the story

01:13:57.540 i'm like well i guess not um go ahead what's been your favorite reaction that you've done so far

01:14:05.880 this week um do you know oh i have a reaction idea but but i do think that um the the women

01:14:21.680 getting divorced and regretting it was pretty funny but i was thinking we should react to

01:14:27.280 muscular women who ruin their bodies wouldn't that be a good one like like like a string of

01:14:34.140 tiktoks of women coping that their muscles look good do you know i'm talking about when they get

01:14:38.680 super jacked yeah yeah because there's so i was showing pearl the difference between a bikini

01:14:48.240 competition and like bodybuilding because i said that pearl should try it and do like a bikini

01:14:52.800 competition but she's like oh they all look like men and she's showing all these bodybuilding

01:14:57.840 photos i was like no that's not what bikini competition who we got john all right good how

01:15:07.000 are you

01:15:07.600 so did did you did you hook up with your boss or someone at work you got a story for me

01:15:16.960 i do have a story for you all right um

01:15:22.480 you gotta realize bro i'm a little older

01:15:27.660 can you come a little closer to the mic if possible there's no video so don't worry about

01:15:36.320 that but if you can get a little closer to the microphone okay can you hear me now i can't it's

01:15:42.320 a little muffled is it are you on your phone no i'm in my office oh okay okay keep going oh there

01:15:50.320 you go okay go ahead okay so basically when i first started working everybody used to date everybody

01:16:02.240 okay and so what ended up happening

01:16:12.320 go ahead oh you muted on accident i think what what what industry are you in

01:16:20.960 i am in i'm in the event in the what i'm in the event well at the time i was in outdoor

01:16:28.800 advertising okay oh sales people oh yeah okay keep going okay so um my story was one day i actually

01:16:39.360 we walked into one of the other bosses' office

01:16:42.600 and caught him and his secretary doing the thing.

01:16:50.580 And what happened?

01:16:52.380 Did anything, like, any lawsuit?

01:16:54.240 Did they stay together?

01:16:56.880 No lawsuit.

01:16:57.820 In fact, they...

01:17:02.820 Okay.

01:17:05.040 Go ahead.

01:17:05.920 We can hear you.

01:17:06.640 Go ahead.

01:17:08.560 All right.

01:17:09.020 So, I mean, I'm getting two or three different lines or something.

01:17:21.220 You might have the show running in the background.

01:17:25.160 Oh.

01:17:25.960 So you might want to ask out of the show if it's, like, running.

01:17:29.680 On YouTube?

01:17:30.480 Yeah, if YouTube's still going.

01:17:32.500 If you're here, too, that's probably why.

01:17:34.280 okay i i lost you i can hear you oh yeah okay so what ended up happening was

01:17:48.540 these people you know everybody was doing everybody and it was no big deal

01:17:59.820 and so when did you notice that the culture shifted

01:18:03.300 oh geez the cult the culture started to shift in the late 80s and at that time there was a big case

01:18:14.900 in southern california uh that's where i lived and it was of a female boss if you can believe that

01:18:21.480 who you know threatened a guy with his job you know if he didn't do the deed with her of course

01:18:28.220 she did and then i guess she finally fired him when she got tired of him and then it was a big

01:18:34.580 court case but after that the you the attitudes in the workplace started to change you know and

01:18:42.120 then guys started getting fired because guys welcome to go ahead okay and people started

01:18:50.320 getting fired and that's when the attitudes changed and now i mean you i wouldn't even think

01:18:58.420 of dating somebody i work with that's like a big no-no i mean i don't even quite honestly even

01:19:05.740 though there are a lot of really attractive women around here you know i can't talk to them

01:19:10.620 unless i have a business reason to talk to them i'm so scared of a lawsuit happening um

01:19:18.760 you know i i am in the event in the event business and we produce shows and and we have a big sport

01:19:26.860 book and so there have been some issues with some of the professional football teams that we do

01:19:32.460 business with uh you know where somebody just looked at somebody wrong and we had to have you

01:19:40.460 know an hr meeting and uh sexual harassment training and we had to confirm with our vendor

01:19:47.360 or a customer that you know everybody is is compliant with the new training so yeah i

01:19:54.580 would never ever in a million years consider dating somebody i worked with

01:20:00.160 and did you ever see it go wrong for anyone around you like dating someone at work

01:20:06.840 uh yes i have uh in fact um the smart thing okay i'm gonna share this with you so

01:20:19.260 you know i hire and fire most of the people that work at this this company i'm the chief operating

01:20:26.000 officer and so it came to my attention that a project manager and one of the technical crew

01:20:33.700 you know we're having a relationship and I go relationship be more specific and you know then

01:20:42.160 they just laid it out you know that they were doing the deed and so I ended up having I call

01:20:49.340 our insurance company who recommended they asked me well are they bought a supervisor subordinate

01:20:57.060 and I said no because well that's that's that works in your favor he goes what you can do

01:21:03.020 is you can have them both sign a relationship agreement basically absolving the company of any

01:21:10.620 wrongdoing so i did i actually had our lawyer drop a relationship agreement which basically stated

01:21:19.340 that nobody got that they didn't enter this relationship because they were going to get a

01:21:24.060 raise or they were going to move up in the company and that these two people decided

01:21:28.380 to enter into this relationship on their own accord so the funny part about it was

01:21:35.900 they didn't think that anybody at the company knew and so i had each supervisor bring the

01:21:43.100 people into uh the conference room and and pearl if you could have seen the look on their faces

01:21:51.900 it was it was beautiful i mean i almost i it was everything i could do to keep myself from

01:21:59.660 busting up laughing you know i had to be professional about this so we're sitting

01:22:05.800 there and like this poor girl i felt bad for her her she was the project manager and the guy just

01:22:11.980 threw his hands up and sat down i just they knew and i just said okay it's come to my attention

01:22:18.940 that the two of you are having a relationship uh what you do on your own time i really don't care

01:22:24.860 i go but when you're in the workplace it can have an effect on people and so i need you to

01:22:30.780 to sign this relationship what do you mean a relationship agreement well basically the two

01:22:36.060 of you entered into this relationship of your own free will and that the company had nothing to do

01:22:41.180 with it you're not getting a raise or anything like that i said this is the best thing that i

01:22:46.780 can do versus terminating both of you and that's what you know the attorney uh our our law labor

01:22:54.380 attorney he told me i should fire both of them immediately but then of course that creates a

01:23:01.040 whole nother cascade of issues especially when you when you're in the state of california which

01:23:08.480 is so litigious so yes do not date somebody you work with and so what ended up happening

01:23:17.320 they signed it and it was all good or what okay you're this it gets even better okay so

01:23:25.820 if it gets better why are we stopping the story all right so anyways they both signed this

01:23:32.560 agreement word spreads around the company they're all embarrassed you know the guy's kind of like a

01:23:38.800 hero for the younger crew guys okay all right man you got big lizan her name was uh how how old was

01:23:45.900 the guy and the girl uh she was probably in her late 20s and he was he was in his mid-20s so she

01:23:55.300 was almost 30 and he was about 25 okay and they were both really attractive people you know i mean

01:24:02.080 if i was a girl i would have wanted to have dated him um and you know she was very attractive she

01:24:08.000 was half german and half filipino so she had that eurasian thing going um and so finally he leaves

01:24:19.580 the company and then she starts i don't know one day she had an emotional breakdown at work and

01:24:25.820 came into my office crying oh my god you know she started crying and telling me about all the stuff

01:24:32.900 that's going on in her life and i'm like i really don't want to well i didn't say that but this is

01:24:38.760 what i'm thinking i don't want to hear this yes and so you know i said listen and you seem very

01:24:45.260 upset why don't i just take you home you know i'll drive you home you know you can call up an uber

01:24:51.920 the company will reimburse you you can come back pick up the car later she goes okay okay

01:24:57.920 so i put her in my car and i drive her home and i go do you want me to is there anything

01:25:04.480 else i can do for you she goes yeah um you know my fiance is inside that house so

01:25:13.040 he's probably gonna wonder why you're bringing me home i said your fiance

01:25:17.600 she's like yeah i go but you're in a relationship with i'm just gonna use an an acronym this jordan

01:25:27.840 she goes yeah i know this girl was a total mess here she is having a relationship with one of

01:25:35.200 our workers and she's engaged to be married living in this guy's house well no wonder she was going

01:25:41.040 nuts but um so yeah that was the end of the story and she has it on paper like agreed that there is

01:25:49.620 a did the fiancee know or no uh no he did not know um and nor did I ever get a phone call from

01:25:58.040 him asking me why'd you bring Lysanne home uh you know I don't know what she told him or what

01:26:05.020 happened i just i just thought to myself that poor guy you know i this is why i never you know i never

01:26:12.780 got married and you know everybody you know back when i was in your age group people used to think

01:26:20.140 oh what are you gay like no i'm not gay i go i just i just don't see the value in being married

01:26:28.860 anyways i was kind of ahead of the curve on that in that regard i suppose um because what what's

01:26:38.620 funny is all the people i grew up with they're all now divorced and how old are you if you don't mind

01:26:46.060 me asking i'm 63. and do you know anyone that isn't divorced and like you would say happy

01:26:55.180 okay i i know two people

01:27:00.860 from my high school from my senior high school class that are still married but i don't know

01:27:10.060 that i would classify it as happy i uh they put on a very good face

01:27:16.300 um and you know like their facebook page is this that and the other but i i've learned from my

01:27:23.940 experience in life that you know when people make a a point to show how happy they are they're not

01:27:31.540 that leads me to believe that they're miserable and they're yeah exactly and by the way pro i

01:27:37.900 love your show and thank you for being an advocate for men well thank you so much and thanks for

01:27:44.360 calling in um this is a hilarious story so please call in again um go ahead i will i will and by the

01:27:51.620 oh i love the one that you i especially love the stuff you you were doing about um women in the

01:28:00.620 church yeah that's my favorite topic well you i got a fun well if you want me i'll give you a

01:28:10.040 couple more minutes and tell you a fun story about that sure so there's a church in southern

01:28:16.500 california it's called mariner's church and

01:28:24.340 you know i i grew up in the church i grew up in a pentecostal evangelical church went to

01:28:32.180 christian high school you know this is why it's so funny because everybody in my christian high

01:28:37.860 school class just about they're all divorced except for two people um and they're all saying

01:28:43.620 you're the smartest one in the class there was a reason i was valedictorian anyways um

01:28:51.940 so i go to this church because i kind of went full circle you know in terms of walking away

01:29:01.860 turning my back on my faith and just living in the world and doing what only to find out

01:29:07.540 i don't know i come full circle i'm back in the faith so i thought well i need to go find

01:29:14.100 myself a good christian girl to get married to right wrong okay so um you know i end up

01:29:26.260 they they had this uh just imagine a big hall like a basketball gym size hall and we had this

01:29:37.540 bible studies that we had in there and it was called micah 6-8 and um so they had men men groups

01:29:49.340 and female groups and they're you know everybody in there would be studying the same curriculum

01:29:54.680 and then afterwards it was like a big social hour and so you know they elected me to be social

01:30:02.540 director i was like okay i'll be social director what what girls do you guys want to meet because

01:30:08.980 i'm pretty i'm pretty aggressive pretty assertive and so i would go around whatever table had the

01:30:18.520 girls the guys wanted to date in our group i went to and arranged what they called uh i don't know

01:30:27.020 what you i forget what they call but basically those two groups will get together and have an

01:30:31.720 outing if you will so like all the guys and girls would have an opportunity to chit chat and get to

01:30:37.700 know each other you know possibly strike up a relationship and so through that i ended striking

01:30:48.140 up more than one relationship um which you know i felt bad about and so you know i broke it off

01:30:56.260 with the one girl but then the other girl found about it then all of a sudden I had this reputation

01:31:01.780 that I was a wolf amongst sheep and it just got it was it was bad and so how many girls did you

01:31:11.020 date in the two oh that's it yeah oh I thought you were gonna say so you dated two women

01:31:18.000 and they get that gave you a wolf reputation i would have thought like five

01:31:23.700 well i could i had the opportunity to do that but there were two girls i was trying to decide

01:31:31.260 which one i liked better so i was kind of and they were all in this micah 6-8 thing so

01:31:37.580 yeah i had to leave the church eventually but um so what ended up

01:31:44.920 so there was a handful of guys in there that weren't afraid to go up and talk to women

01:31:52.340 and then there were a lot of i guess you would call them betas you call them simps

01:31:59.400 you know i could i just i used to call them caspar milquetoast i don't know if you're

01:32:06.600 familiar with caspar milquetoast uh caspar milquetoast is a comic from the 50s about a guy

01:32:14.860 who had a yellow a yellow streak and everybody walked all over him it was just kind of a you

01:32:21.160 know a humorous thing so i used to tell him you guys are caspar milquetoast so these guys so a

01:32:27.800 lot of these women weren't getting asked out and so they brought all everybody in there and they

01:32:34.480 brought they brought the assistant pastor in there and he was giving all us men a talk and

01:32:40.960 this and that and blah blah blah i raised my hand and i said whoa i can i say something

01:32:48.200 and they go sure john what do you have to say i said i go what i'm saying is that

01:32:55.620 the reason that these guys aren't asking these girls out anymore is because they get pounded on

01:33:03.340 because they say no because one we're in newport beach they don't make enough money

01:33:08.420 and they only want the you know the five or six guys that got cash so how is that any different

01:33:16.120 from the women out in the world that created such a hoopla but i wasn't you know my feeling was i'm

01:33:26.040 not going to be pushed around i don't care if it is the pastor of the church or the assistant

01:33:30.880 wait so what did they say oh it created a big scene you know and you know

01:33:37.700 come talk to him he said john he goes you know i know you're a good guy and you know you love the

01:33:45.540 lord and all this i go but you can't be saying that kind of stuff in church i go but it's true

01:33:50.400 i go the reason that the guys these other guys don't ask these girls out anymore

01:33:55.740 is because, you know, they want somebody that's driving a Porsche,

01:34:00.160 you know, wearing a Rolex, and, you know, sporting seven figures.

01:34:06.280 And I go, and I said, and I'm going to ask you,

01:34:09.500 how is that any different than the world?

01:34:11.120 Well, now they don't even need money.

01:34:12.940 They just need clout, so it's too bad.

01:34:15.280 Wrong era, right?

01:34:16.120 That's way easier.

01:34:17.220 Just buy some followers.

01:34:19.920 So, well, I believe in my faith.

01:34:24.180 i think that a lot of women in the church i think you're absolutely correct that they're hiding

01:34:30.760 behind this guise of uh the proverbs 30 is proverbs 39 have you read the book of proverbs

01:34:39.260 i'm not that religious but i i i mean i've read parts of it sorry god i'm gonna recommend

01:34:49.640 uh you know what i'll send you a p.m when i find the check there's a chapter about what

01:35:00.200 what the godly woman is and of course the women today aren't any of those things

01:35:06.480 which is funny so um and anyhow i just personally believe that our society or

01:35:16.600 or as I should say, the social engineer elitists

01:35:20.060 have made it almost impossible to have a relationship.

01:35:25.980 I mean...

01:35:26.540 We're cooked.

01:35:28.840 I don't know. What do we do?

01:35:31.120 Nothing. I can't change society.

01:35:34.380 I don't sell hope like these other people.

01:35:37.800 I'm going to stop 100 years of trends.

01:35:40.920 I can't do that.

01:35:42.920 I don't know. I just want to tell you, though,

01:35:45.080 i mean i've seen you take on a lot of other women so i'm just curious what what motivated you to

01:35:56.000 become an advocate for men you just felt bad for the simps

01:36:01.160 um i had a i had a family member go through something so

01:36:07.560 like with women so oh yeah i know you gotta be are you still in the states yeah i'm in america

01:36:18.840 okay because for some reason i thought i heard you say you were in the uk

01:36:23.160 i was um for like three years but now i'm back thank god it's a fallen city

01:36:30.060 not that i'm i'm in chicago not that that's any better but chicago's pretty fun in the

01:36:36.380 summer so we have three months of just don't get don't get robbed or shot but if you can avoid that

01:36:42.160 it's pretty fun well i don't know i actually um for business we were doing the major league soccer

01:36:50.180 all-star game uh and it was in chicago and so when i was up there um i you know it was the first time

01:37:01.580 i've been in chicago if you can believe that and you know i had never you know we're sitting walking

01:37:06.780 along near where soldier field is i go look at this man this looks like an ocean and you know

01:37:12.220 one of the guys goes hey man let's go into the yacht club and yeah maybe we can get reciprocity

01:37:18.380 if we tell them that we're a member of the newport beach yacht club which of course i'm not but um

01:37:25.420 so we went in there and we actually got reciprocity and got the opportunity to go into the

01:37:30.300 i i guess it would be the chicago the chicago yacht club or something like that it was a really

01:37:36.780 nice place i don't know anyone with a yacht so well are you originally from the midwest

01:37:43.300 yeah but i wasn't from the city i'm like an hour from the city and i just don't know i don't know

01:37:49.200 anyone that's got a boat downtown maybe maybe i should look for a friend with one but right now

01:37:53.820 i don't know well let me just say this if you're ever out in southern california feel free to look

01:37:59.660 me up you can find me at code four okay code four what's that four is the name of the company

01:38:06.800 that i work oh okay okay cool and uh we you know we put on a bunch of shows we have an air show

01:38:13.780 that we put on you put on an air show that's pretty cool we're in the air show yes we're in

01:38:19.540 the air show business uh and there was a oil spill a couple years ago that then our show got closed

01:38:26.380 down and or the mayor closed it down and there's been yeah it's been a lot of fun since then but

01:38:34.060 you know kind of put us on the map a little bit when's the next air show um well interestingly

01:38:40.460 enough the next air show is going to i think it's either the first weekend in october or the last

01:38:47.180 weekend in september you can find us at pacific airshow.com no female pilots right

01:38:56.380 uh actually we've had some female pilots yes oh no well i mean uh we had this one woman who was

01:39:04.780 a badass pilot that's all i can say uh she was part of she was one of have you seen these guys

01:39:11.340 that do the crazy flying or the biplanes and they're doing you know loops and yeah all that

01:39:19.020 kind of crazy stuff uh she did that too and she's a hell she's an excellent pilot but no we we don't

01:39:26.060 have any d there's no dei hires in our show oh cool just making sure i don't want to if i go i

01:39:32.540 don't want a casualty you know no just let me know in advance um uh i'll get you into show center and

01:39:40.860 the vip area oh cool and um yeah you'll actually have a good time um there man you get an opportunity

01:39:49.820 to meet the pilots from the thunderbirds and let's see who's the lineup this year uh you know

01:39:57.900 we usually have like um the canadian snowbirds but you know given all that's going on i wonder

01:40:04.220 if they're gonna come down um um but it's funny because you know everybody out here has got to be

01:40:14.220 all on their a game you know there's um that's why we have these events where we have parties

01:40:26.540 for you know the pilots and whatnot i don't even go to them because i don't want to risk

01:40:34.700 having one or two drinks and saying the wrong thing getting sued yep and getting misconstrued

01:40:42.140 it's yeah i mean although there have been some people that have said a few things i might add

01:40:48.940 um but they're women it doesn't count yeah well thanks so much for the invite john and thanks so

01:40:55.980 much for calling in calling anytime okay the stories were hilarious so i would pay to hear

01:41:01.740 the church i would pay to video of the church one i wish you could have been there it was you know

01:41:08.780 i wasn't looking for notoriety and nor was i looking for anything really i just like why did

01:41:18.040 you guys stop pounding on the men yeah they were they were telling them that they needed to step

01:41:24.700 up to the plate and ask these girls out and you know they're good christian women well some of

01:41:31.500 them are good christian women i gotta i gotta move to the next caller though okay john okay i'll talk

01:41:37.940 to you later okay thanks all right frank we got franken next well you can just call me michael

01:41:47.880 okay how's it going michael thanks for calling in pretty good uh been watching you since i think

01:41:55.820 since day one you're doing a great job um ever since you started so um but uh yeah i got stories

01:42:05.140 of work man i'm retired now okay what industry before you go so uh i don't know if you could

01:42:14.940 call it entertainment because i'm going to talk about two jobs one was a venue that's all over

01:42:22.380 the united states where they have concerts and a restaurant i don't want to say a name because

01:42:27.780 you know i don't want to put them down but they're very popular and they're they they have all the

01:42:33.820 biggest acts at their at their venue and then also the other place is a an amusement park

01:42:41.800 the oldest one in california and when i worked there it was during

01:42:48.480 the halloween season where they have like haunted houses and all that stuff

01:42:53.420 but dang man the the sleeping with each other with the you know the the bosses it was out of

01:43:02.700 control at both of them i couldn't believe it like um so for example my uh the venue with the

01:43:11.800 concerts and all that so we we would have uh female supervisors and they would full-on like

01:43:20.560 out in the open this is this is 20 years ago they would full-on what out like have sex out

01:43:26.040 in the open hit on people out in the open they would hit on uh me and other other employees

01:43:33.480 and uh one of them hit on me pretty bad and then she uh she got um she got fired on new year's eve

01:43:44.580 because she handed out um champagne to all the the employees that night and then had sex with

01:43:51.400 some random guy in the elevator oh that'll do it yeah was it on like camera like how did they find

01:43:59.420 out back then they didn't have cameras in the venue i heard they have them now but yeah back

01:44:06.060 then they didn't have them but they uh the word got out and she got fired up days later cooked

01:44:11.840 but ironically she got fired by the you know the head manager there but he was sleeping with the

01:44:18.620 waitresses yeah but you didn't get caught right he didn't get caught but it was like

01:44:25.440 I was just I was amazed because everyone was like just hooking up with everybody left the right

01:44:31.300 nobody cared if they were married nobody cared if they had boyfriend girlfriend nothing

01:44:37.220 and and when when I when I was there I asked I asked a girl out that I worked with

01:44:46.140 and so we went out and and then we were in a parking lot near the venue and and you know i

01:44:53.980 guess she wanted me to do something i did i just wasn't i was gonna take it slow you know

01:44:59.320 and then the next day she told everyone kept saying we heard you were gay are you gay

01:45:06.600 i'm not gay what are you talking about everyone kept coming up to me saying you're getting

01:45:11.700 and the girl they said they said that girl quit that day so she was like super mad at me that

01:45:20.340 that i didn't get together with her or whatever but uh oh my god oh and then also um customers

01:45:30.160 would just because i worked at different jobs there security everything restaurant whatever

01:45:35.620 but but get grabbed dick get grabbed everything by customers same with the amusement park so

01:45:45.200 god and i just said no one believes no one hardly anyone believes me when i tell them all that stuff

01:45:53.080 i don't know why did you ever like is it the same now or did the culture change over time

01:45:59.260 it's kind of changed a little bit because i i talk to people that still work at those places

01:46:08.240 and they say that it's too dangerous because um people are going to get fired

01:46:15.120 right or people people get like reprimanded really quickly for anything even hugging and

01:46:22.600 stuff like that right but when i was there it was like what the hell like i couldn't believe it

01:46:29.200 the stuff that would just go on did you ever see it go back like by really really bad

01:46:35.460 did i see what did you ever see it like something go really wrong like a lawsuit or anything like

01:46:41.840 that uh i didn't see the lawsuits like i saw some firings um

01:46:51.140 like they would say like oh a guy touched this girl did it but it wasn't so those guys i know

01:47:00.820 those guys and they weren't trying to you know molest those women it was maybe maybe they touched

01:47:06.760 their shoulder or something like that and the and the woman got really freaked out and and the thing

01:47:13.120 is uh everything that you talk about i've i've experienced like all the crazy stuff that you

01:47:19.380 talk about like men and women dynamics and like for example the one guy that i know got fired from

01:47:26.400 the venue job he had he was all upset because a couple of minutes before he got fired he was

01:47:35.600 because he was guarding uh he was guarding the band backstage and so um one of the servers was

01:47:42.980 female and she one of the female security was grabbing her boobs from behind like like like

01:47:50.100 playing like and then and then he he thought it was funny and then that same server came over to

01:47:56.580 him and asked him a question about something and then he touched her waist and said oh yeah i'll

01:48:03.220 help you and she she started screaming like oh yeah i can't believe you talk and so the thing

01:48:09.700 that that that relates to all the stuff you say it's kind of like like the whole double standard

01:48:15.860 thing like he didn't it was because he wasn't attractive that's that's why she went crazy

01:48:24.740 because he wasn't he was he was like a dude he looked kind of dorky and like

01:48:28.820 big he was big and buff but he wasn't attractive right and i think i think that um

01:48:33.700 Um, if he was a hot guy, I don't think she would have done that because, because there

01:48:41.660 were a lot of good looking people that worked at my, my work and, and there was like touching

01:48:48.380 and there's all kinds of stuff and no one, no one got mad.

01:48:51.800 Like, it was just cause he wasn't attractive.

01:48:54.060 That's what I think happened.

01:48:55.560 Yeah.

01:48:56.660 I'll do it.

01:48:57.960 Well, thanks so much for calling in.

01:49:00.680 Appreciate the stories.

01:49:01.840 please call in any time okay okay yeah yeah just keep keep doing what you're doing and and uh

01:49:08.600 you get a lot of hate and you don't deserve it i think that um you're doing a good thing

01:49:14.240 well thank you i try my best so see ya okay bye

01:49:21.240 doug mpa you still there yeah i'm sorry what'd you think of the callers

01:49:30.440 yeah it's always good to hear from you know they're both older gentlemen so it's always

01:49:38.780 good to hear how the culture has changed because a lot of them a lot of the older people would say

01:49:42.980 oh yeah back in the day this behavior was okay but nowadays i would never do that i'm 28 um i had

01:49:50.700 do you know what oh i did know two people that hooked up at work but they got married

01:49:56.140 so i did i did forget about this there i totally the copier company i worked at they're at a

01:50:04.240 different branch but yeah they were like both sales people but they got married so

01:50:10.260 like i kind of forgot that they met at work but yeah uh when i was young i worked at a um

01:50:18.800 a big retail hardware store and this couple met at that hardware store and they ended up getting

01:50:25.580 married that's how it used to be you used to just be able to go into an industry and then marry

01:50:31.840 like your boss it's not a bad plan you know if you want to like you want to go marry a doctor

01:50:39.780 go be a nurse but now nurses are like the hospital prostitutes instead yep oh we got another one

01:50:47.520 matt how's it going oh hello again my brother from the great white newark what's going on man

01:50:55.520 oh you're on mute yeah you got on mute matt sorry about that yeah there you go hello how's it going

01:51:04.440 tell me i i know you've slept with a boss i just know no no but i've got uh i got such i got

01:51:13.280 sexually harassed by a woman on my job okay what was the what industry was it military

01:51:20.460 actually no it was um it was actually the hog industry of all things the hog like pig okay

01:51:30.740 yes the hog industry so what i okay so when i was fresh out of college okay okay i did an electric

01:51:37.360 i did i got i've got two associate degrees right now and they're all both in engineering i'm working

01:51:42.200 on my third one too i'm one class away from third and then i can work on my fourth a lot of

01:51:46.360 engineering stuff there's all very specific path and like i'm kind of heading down so um in order

01:51:52.920 to get my certified engineering technologist titles i had to go and do some industry related

01:51:58.560 jobs and one of the things that i was involved with was working with installing control systems

01:52:06.680 in hog barns and building uh you know electrical panels and stuff like really sophisticated stuff

01:52:13.120 so i knew one of my best of friends i met one of my best of friends in this company

01:52:21.160 good company but there was this

01:52:24.160 there was this one girl i had fucking enormous tits and all that shit like i'm like okay this

01:52:33.200 girl is pretty hot okay i will i will give her that but the problem is she's the hr's director's

01:52:42.240 niece okay so whenever you mention the word hr

01:52:52.080 it's not gonna go over very well okay okay and um and so i can tell she's always kind of

01:52:59.760 it was always kind of looking at me across her desk and stuff she was on processing a lot of

01:53:04.720 paperwork and stuff and i would be in the shops working coding and circuitry and all sorts of

01:53:11.520 shitty and every now and then she would come by and you know i want to talk and want you know want

01:53:18.240 to be you know with you and all that and i'm just and i was just like uh-huh okay expressionless

01:53:25.120 because i know where the this is going okay i really do that um you know and then the long

01:53:33.920 story short i've had this one girl one day actually flash me right i'm like right at my

01:53:38.640 fucking desk with no bass there and i'm just like you know what you got to go is that what you said

01:53:44.840 yeah you gotta go because i can tell you right away like look this is at 2008 okay this is

01:53:52.580 actually 2009 2010 ish okay this is at the height of the mass stock market crash of 2008 okay it i

01:54:00.920 might my employment had been completely fucked all right so i have to

01:54:05.540 keep on a straight and narrow because i'm about to lose everything okay

01:54:10.220 so and i had i and she she she flashed me and went and there's just like listen you gotta go

01:54:17.240 and then and then one day she wanted to go to school and do doug you're gonna love this one

01:54:24.660 she went to the university same universe i'm going to do native studies oh yeah okay okay

01:54:32.420 i gotta add that one to the list okay so in canada okay well you know how you know how it is with

01:54:45.580 black people oppression shit in the united states right okay so you know how you know how that

01:54:50.800 culture is right well in canada it's all about the aboriginals there it's it's like if you were

01:54:57.180 to swap places in canada in the united states all you got when you go up north it's all about

01:55:02.460 aboriginals and not black people you go to the united states you replace aboriginals with black

01:55:07.780 people you get the same fucking shit okay it's that so she went to school to do native studies

01:55:14.640 and i'm just like oh my god and i okay i've also worked on in the province flying around from

01:55:24.360 airport to airport to install control systems all around the fucking airports after i was after this

01:55:28.880 job when i got laid off from it and so i know i know the behavior of some of these women and it

01:55:36.240 is bad okay all right but the word is she she tries to come in there and she uh and she's just

01:55:44.720 like wondering trying to make up conversation with me it's just like look i know what you're

01:55:48.680 you know she's she's there with the and this is the girl that flashed you yes and so she's like

01:55:54.780 trying to be around you too even after you told her now oh okay i know i i think it's getting

01:56:00.660 worse because i keep ignoring her oh yeah that just makes us want you more it's like i know

01:56:05.640 exactly you hate us we have to prove you wrong uh and i can't and i can't like i'm at a point

01:56:10.980 where i'm ready to tell her to go fuck herself like fuck her right off okay but then i'll get

01:56:15.680 then i'll get pulled into the hr office okay so everywhere everywhere i go this is a lose lose

01:56:22.240 hr has got me on speed dial okay oh my god okay like don't even get me started with a

01:56:27.360 government job i had okay god damn it there's a special special speed dial key on the hr's

01:56:35.440 stuff just for me every two weeks okay but i will regress that's different story but

01:56:40.480 here i'm trying to ignore her and all that she's trying to have a conversation it's like i'm telling

01:56:45.120 her to off okay and we're getting ready to tell her that she just went back and you can tell

01:56:49.760 that she's been around she's got the fuzzy coat you know the and the and the furry fuzzy boots

01:56:55.920 okay like you know that this is a classic 304 and she had she likes to show her cleavage in the

01:57:02.880 office i'm just like why why is nobody putting a leash on this woman like god sakes but yeah i know

01:57:12.400 like i can tell she she even made irregular stupid comments to me one day she came up with a pair of

01:57:19.120 fucking jumper cables and i says like hey matt i know you like to work with electrical how much you

01:57:24.320 how much you use these on my nipples and i'm like

01:57:29.040 what get out of my office get the out of my office okay like i don't know what the hell

01:57:38.320 is going on through some of these women girl like i just don't it's like do you not understand no

01:57:42.240 like i want to keep my job i don't want anything to do with you especially for especially a woman

01:57:50.320 so easily to behave like this god knows where the hell she's been okay all right and there's

01:57:57.040 no like i do not like i don't know about the united states but i do not trust any woman up

01:58:01.360 here in manitoba um with that kind of behavior because we've got a hepatitis a and b problem

01:58:08.880 here and we've got yeah yeah we've got and and there's been lots of notices all over downtown

01:58:15.280 winnipeg about syphilis okay like we have a syphilis outbreak um across canada and you go

01:58:27.200 further north you go you got you got hepatitis problems all right there is there is no there's

01:58:33.600 no thinking this through um and quite frankly as much as this is i don't want to mix with that

01:58:41.840 culture okay there's a lot of problems with the behavior of that culture um i'm not saying it is

01:58:50.640 like but you know if you ended up with uh with a girl like that squealing on you like you couldn't

01:58:59.440 You could easily pull the race.

01:59:01.880 Yeah, you know how to look at that.

01:59:03.140 Can you pull the essay?

01:59:04.160 You can pull the race.

01:59:04.880 Oh, no.

01:59:05.780 I didn't even think of that.

01:59:07.500 Yeah.

01:59:08.320 Yeah.

01:59:08.880 He colonized me or something.

01:59:11.020 Bullshit.

01:59:11.800 Yeah.

01:59:13.060 Or it's, you know, it's the white men.

01:59:15.080 They raped all our women and took all our land.

01:59:18.600 Oh, my gosh.

01:59:20.120 Yeah, I'm not kidding.

01:59:21.160 I'm not kidding when I say this.

01:59:22.560 It's called proclamation.

01:59:24.180 So every year, you know, even in some of my classes in university,

01:59:28.020 would have to say we are sorry for taking the aboriginals and i'm like fuck you no we have this

01:59:38.980 we have this problem right now uh and you still see it on some of the lawn signs here in my area

01:59:45.940 about every child matters okay i don't know if you ever heard of this but okay and sure every

01:59:53.000 child matters i don't have a problem with that they're right okay no problem you know look after

02:00:00.880 kids and stuff but the foundation of the lie happened in vancouver bc where they had uncovered

02:00:09.300 a bunch of or i guess so they there was this building that was claimed to be uh what hell

02:00:17.160 they call a residential school okay so there's a claim that residential schools had abuses and

02:00:22.980 stuff and i don't know all the details because i don't care about the whining and complaining

02:00:27.860 but um and all these abuses are took place and so what ended up happening was there was an

02:00:34.740 accusation that there was a mass grave somewhere in bc of a thousands of different um aboriginal

02:00:42.020 children and one of and then what ended up happening was um an anthropologist did a dig

02:00:49.540 they found nothing the rcmp were involved they found nothing and it's now canada is one of the

02:00:57.060 world as a laughing stock of the world because all they ever found was rocks and it was just

02:01:04.740 conjecture that's been political hype that we have all these mass graves of aboriginal children

02:01:11.460 um running around that they're dying because they were in residential schools when there's

02:01:16.260 all and literally and not nothing was found up and it was just bones and we're the fucking

02:01:22.040 laughingstock of the world right now with this bullshit that doesn't exist okay so and then

02:01:28.260 people are not buying don't even know about that that it's all a fucking lie so we have and now

02:01:33.900 now the and it's all about stealing land and you hear all the bullshit stories on on the radio like

02:01:40.420 when i'm in ontario when i go to my lot there about story about how little johnny escaped a

02:01:45.840 residential school and walked 10 miles through the snow barefoot and then and then died and i'm like

02:01:52.060 fuck off like where's the where's the death certificate you know prove to me little johnny

02:01:57.420 even exists like stop with the media hype okay i don't buy it just don't believe it but that's

02:02:04.420 that's the problem now now that's shit yeah and so so it would have been a bad situation if you

02:02:10.140 went there absolutely so what what ended up happening in the end did you leave the job did

02:02:14.420 she stop like what ended up happening well they had the company had a mass layoff yeah they're

02:02:20.580 saying in the chat did he bang his boss or what after she left were you down well i would have

02:02:29.920 i would have liked to the tits were nice huh the boot like they were she's fucking big okay

02:02:38.900 and swim body too and everything but the problem is you're a good guy huh you really wanted that

02:02:44.780 job i want i don't want to go to jail yeah that's true i don't want i don't want to go to jail for

02:02:53.160 something that that's so not worth it you know yeah yeah well thanks so much for calling in

02:03:00.160 you know men have a lot more restraint than women apparently well you kind of have to yeah

02:03:08.120 All right, thanks, Matt.

02:03:11.060 I'll have to talk to you, buddy.

02:03:12.540 Yeah, bye-bye.

02:03:15.860 All right, I think that's going to be our last caller for the night.

02:03:20.920 We got some good callers, though.

02:03:22.480 Thanks for calling in, guys.

02:03:24.620 Do you have any final thoughts on bosses at Doug MPA?

02:03:27.840 Well, just coworkers in general, guys, stay away from women at work.

02:03:33.860 Don't even eat lunch in the lunchroom.

02:03:36.260 Eat your lunch in your cubicle.

02:03:38.120 keep your head down do your job go home no happy hours you know don't hang out with any of your

02:03:46.140 co-workers at their houses just keep it all professional do your job go home because you

02:03:51.700 can't afford any mistakes in 2025 you just can't do it so don't date co-workers don't sleep with

02:03:57.040 none of that you heard it here first guys thanks so much doug mpa and you know what i just thought

02:04:05.560 of when he was talking we should do a show on men being afraid of women so like you know they say

02:04:13.040 like men aren't intimidated by women or like women will say like a man intimidate like is

02:04:18.500 intimidated by me and it's not necessarily like men definitely aren't intimidated but i didn't

02:04:25.020 realize how much like fear um men had of a like a relationship going wrong and like

02:04:31.320 like how much they have to placate to a crazy woman so she doesn't ruin their life

02:04:36.760 yeah because that's the thing so yeah men are not intimidated in the traditional sense of the word

02:04:42.720 by anything that can't kick our ass or eat us alive right but we can be intimidated by the

02:04:48.840 circumstances around a certain woman or what a woman can bring into your life that's what we're

02:04:54.160 intimidated by not the woman herself but the chaos that comes along with the woman yeah cool

02:05:00.460 i was thinking that could be a good topic um but okay this right now okay all right thanks so much

02:05:07.700 for um tuning in i'm gonna hang up doug mpa thanks for calling yeah you too

02:05:14.640 well guys thank you so much for supporting me you guys are the best um i also realized in the

02:05:21.760 beginning of this stream i didn't say if you wanted to be a youtube client where to go um

02:05:26.500 just pearly things at gmail.com put i want to be a youtuber in the title um and just email me

02:05:33.460 and please god if you can't tell me your budget i know that's like annoying up front i hate it

02:05:40.260 it's not even to rip you guys off it's just it's not cheap the stuff we do but it works very well

02:05:46.320 um please like the video on your way out and subscribe to the channel

02:05:52.180 you guys are the best as usual and i'll see you guys next time bye

02:05:56.500 I'll see you next time.

Pearl - April 19, 2025

Have You Ever Slept With Your Boss？ (Call-in Show) ｜ Pearl Daily

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