Pearl - April 20, 2025


Pearl Runs Her FIRST MARATHON! ｜ Milwaukee Lakefront Marathon Recap!


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17 minutes

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107.12649

Word Count

1,870

Sentence Count

99

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

2


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00:00:00.000 All right guys, I'm two miles in. I don't want to die yet. I'm running a little faster than my normal pace, but I think that's normal because of the adrenaline. Hopefully, I can still talk, so that should be all right. Hopefully, there's not a crash later, but we'll see.
00:00:16.840 All right guys, mile 14. I knew this was coming. You know, this is where you start to question your life decisions.
00:00:30.000 Yeah, you stole my heart. Yeah, yeah, you stole my heart.
00:00:41.540 There was a three-point contest at the end of season, and I almost made it to state. I was like, yeah coach, you should have let me take these threes. They were like, no, you're too tall.
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00:03:01.060 All right, I didn't do your little shit.
00:03:03.760 No, I just spilled all this off.
00:03:07.120 Okay, well.
00:03:10.820 That's good.
00:03:11.620 Let's just rip it down a bit.
00:03:25.380 That's chalk.
00:03:28.460 It's actually pretty good.
00:03:29.940 I actually like the taste.
00:03:31.400 Blueberry.
00:03:32.420 Yeah, it's like a blueberry-ish flavor.
00:03:35.380 All right.
00:03:37.020 I feel all prepared for my race today.
00:03:40.380 Okay, let's go.
00:03:41.620 All right.
00:03:46.020 What up guys?
00:03:48.420 You got the video?
00:03:50.240 All right.
00:03:51.940 All right.
00:03:52.520 What up guys?
00:03:53.440 Welcome to the Just Pearly Things blog channel.
00:03:56.640 Today, I have signed up for torture.
00:03:59.880 Yes.
00:04:01.000 Torture.
00:04:01.700 Some people love it.
00:04:02.860 I am going to be running 26.2 miles.
00:04:06.260 I'm a little bit nervous.
00:04:07.320 I'm not even a runner, but I convinced myself this was a good idea.
00:04:12.320 So here we are.
00:04:15.160 Adam, are you ready?
00:04:16.640 Oh, yeah.
00:04:17.420 Let's get this all over.
00:04:18.440 So a lot of you have asked me, Pearl, I'm sure you've prepared adequately.
00:04:23.440 I'm sure that you ran at least 18, 17 miles to get close.
00:04:30.940 The answer is no.
00:04:32.400 No, I did not.
00:04:33.720 My training has consisted of maybe seven to eight miles a day for a couple of months.
00:04:39.680 Is that enough?
00:04:41.180 Did I do it fast?
00:04:42.580 Not particularly.
00:04:44.240 But we're going to see how it goes.
00:04:46.500 Today is race day.
00:04:50.660 Also, I want to thank today's sponsor.
00:04:53.620 Wait, that's not the list.
00:04:55.220 There's chalk there.
00:04:55.980 He's got the picture there.
00:04:57.100 Oh, it says chalk.
00:04:58.160 Thank you guys so much for sponsoring this video and getting me through the race with my pre-workout.
00:05:05.380 Drink chalk.
00:05:06.460 Drink chalk.
00:05:16.500 I'm going to get back when I feel like you, you know, I don't play it right.
00:05:38.060 You know, I don't play it right.
00:05:40.640 Don't give me this.
00:05:42.140 I'm going to get back when I feel like you, you know, I don't play it right.
00:05:46.500 Put a puck, put a puck, put a puck, put a puck.
00:05:47.440 Just give me, just give me, go and fight.
00:05:49.800 All room, all room, all room, all room.
00:05:53.180 All room, and right.
00:05:53.960 You, you don't know I play it right.
00:05:55.460 Put a puck, put a puck, put a puck, go and fight.
00:05:57.620 You know I don't plan right.
00:05:59.120 We're just going to get back when I feel like I'm going to get back.
00:06:07.660 Do you guys know where it's open or no?
00:06:12.120 To get in here.
00:06:13.120 Yeah.
00:06:13.900 Oh, it's probably going to burn.
00:06:14.760 Thank you!
00:06:16.760 Do you want me to sign you up?
00:06:18.760 Oh! Come on through!
00:06:20.760 So before a marathon you have to go get your bibs
00:06:22.760 so they can track you
00:06:24.760 I don't know
00:06:26.760 This is my first one
00:06:38.760 Thank you
00:06:44.760 Send your pickup
00:06:46.760 I can just look my name
00:06:48.760 Did you already have a bib?
00:06:55.760 I'm gonna put an A on this
00:07:03.760 Alright guys so we got the bibs
00:07:06.760 This is my first marathon so we'll see how it goes
00:07:09.760 If I make it under 5 hours I'm gonna be happy
00:07:14.760 It's easier to do
00:07:16.760 So you guys go
00:07:18.760 We'll see if I bring my phone on a bit
00:07:20.760 I just feel like it's my brain
00:07:22.760 I just don't have to be curious
00:07:24.760 In a quarter mile, turn right
00:07:26.760 Okay so I have 6 and a half hours to finish
00:07:28.760 That's what it says at the time
00:07:32.760 Okay
00:07:34.760 In 300 feet, turn left
00:07:36.760 Turn left
00:07:38.760 Then turn right
00:07:40.760 I'm gonna try Brad
00:07:42.760 Why are you gay?
00:07:48.760 I think I'm one of the worst ideas
00:07:50.760 In a quarter mile
00:07:52.760 It's gonna be great
00:07:54.760 Turn left onto the ramp
00:07:55.760 It's gonna be great
00:07:56.760 See if you can figure out how do we get there
00:07:58.760 This road's closed
00:08:00.760 And it looks like the actual one is too
00:08:02.760 Um
00:08:04.760 See if there's a better way on the 794
00:08:06.760 Okay
00:08:08.760 Okay
00:08:10.760 The next two are closed
00:08:12.760 Pretty much all the local access is gonna be closed
00:08:14.760 Turn right
00:08:16.760 I'm sure for the next whatever 10 miles
00:08:18.760 Uh
00:08:20.760 Where is it?
00:08:21.760 I have to see
00:08:22.760 Okay so it's there
00:08:24.760 Make sure, I think that's the starting point
00:08:26.760 Make sure it's not
00:08:27.760 Henry Meyer Festival grounds
00:08:28.760 It's like where you park for summer fest
00:08:30.760 I don't know if you look up the bot
00:08:32.760 I don't miss that
00:08:34.760 I heard
00:08:35.760 That might get us better
00:08:36.760 I should go
00:08:38.760 It's starting, you know that right?
00:08:40.760 Yeah, we're trying our best
00:08:42.760 Yeah, you're not making it easier
00:08:48.760 Okay guys
00:08:50.760 We're running late
00:08:52.760 Oh my god
00:08:54.760 Here we go
00:08:56.760 You think we have 2 minutes
00:09:06.760 How are you feeling before the race?
00:09:07.760 Not too bad
00:09:08.760 Not too bad?
00:09:09.760 Not too bad
00:09:10.760 We're running a little late thanks to Santi
00:09:12.760 But otherwise not too bad
00:09:13.760 Oh look at how many people are here
00:09:15.760 This is nuts
00:09:17.760 Some people like torture
00:09:19.760 I should've run more
00:09:20.760 I know, me too
00:09:21.760 Oh my god
00:09:26.760 Okay, we're gonna go this way
00:09:31.760 He's like, there's competition!
00:09:34.760 Yeah, I'm about to win it obviously
00:09:44.760 Adam
00:09:46.760 There's a lot we should've done
00:09:47.760 Alright guys, so you start the race
00:10:01.760 Right there
00:10:03.760 And that's where it begins
00:10:05.760 If you need to be texting me
00:10:07.760 I'll be texting
00:10:08.760 No
00:10:09.760 No
00:10:10.760 No
00:10:11.760 No
00:10:12.760 I'm so sorry
00:10:13.760 We'll start running shuttle buses back
00:10:15.760 Alright guys, I'm 2 miles in
00:10:17.760 I don't wanna die yet
00:10:19.760 I'm running a little faster than my normal pace
00:10:34.760 But I think that's normal because the adrenaline
00:10:35.760 Hopefully
00:10:36.760 I can't talk so that should be alright
00:10:37.760 Hopefully there's not a crash later but we'll see
00:10:38.760 The energy has very good vibes here
00:10:39.760 People are very happy considering
00:10:40.760 Considering we're running 26.2 miles
00:10:41.760 all right guys i'm two miles in i don't want to die yet i'm running a little faster than
00:10:46.960 my normal pace but i think that's normal because the adrenaline hopefully it still talks so that
00:10:53.440 should be all right hopefully there's not a crash later but we'll see the energy is very good vibes
00:10:58.720 here people are very happy considering considering we're running 26.2 miles
00:11:04.880 okay we're about five miles in and i've slowed down to my normal pace or a little faster but
00:11:18.880 i'm starting to get a little tired
00:11:34.880 oh i can't help it i don't have words but feel the sound
00:11:44.000 okay so i'm at mile eight and i remember the last marathon i did it's around like 10 to 12
00:11:52.480 where you really just die so i'm just enjoying
00:11:58.720 we're going up a hill
00:11:59.600 you can see on the other side it's like the bass people you know those are like
00:12:10.560 i'm assuming the people that do it like professionally
00:12:12.960 oh we keep moving we keep going and my goal is to get under 10 minutes a mile
00:12:22.080 i'm a little behind that all right guys mile 14. i knew this is coming this is when you start to die
00:12:38.640 you know
00:12:43.280 it's where you start to question your life decisions but we keep on moving
00:12:50.880 right now i don't think i'm gonna get my sub 10. i'm at like 11 30 ish so we'll see
00:12:58.480 all right i'm at mile uh almost 60 and i think this is probably the toughest part of the race
00:13:09.680 because you still got like 10 miles left
00:13:14.400 but we're kind of dead so my pace has slowed down like significantly
00:13:19.840 my goal is i want to get it under 12 now i really just finished it's my first one so
00:13:26.320 i think my initial time was kind of ambitious
00:13:39.760 all right guys we're 17 miles in i don't want to die as much as i did at 14 but we'll see i don't
00:13:52.240 want to jinx myself
00:14:02.160 racing will humble you a little bit or like marathon training there's so many different like the girls
00:14:07.120 that i have 20 pounds on that are in the same area there's people like 20 pounds heavier than me
00:14:12.800 same pace it's like you really can't tell based on how someone's built except for the people that
00:14:18.480 compete you can tell i love seeing people like twice my age like way ahead like there's some of the
00:14:25.840 pacers there's one guy that was like in the 70s like that is so cool like twice my age and they're
00:14:31.760 probably safe for me
00:15:01.760 okay all right i'm on mile 20. i want to die a little bit but i feel okay i'm still under a 12
00:15:16.960 minute pace so that's my new goal because i don't think i can get under 10. no i definitely can at
00:15:22.320 this point so we'll keep going and see how it goes
00:15:34.320 mile 24. all right guys i want to die less i think the adrenaline from the end is kicking in
00:15:43.360 all right
00:15:57.360 all right guys last mile
00:16:01.680 i'll see you guys at the finish line last mile
00:16:13.360 all right guys they didn't let us record the finish line i guess oh my god but i think i got 448
00:16:26.560 so it's my first marathon i was happy with under five i wanted to get under 420 but i think that was
00:16:33.360 ambitious so obviously now but you can see pretty good vibes
00:16:43.360 i heard people go out drinking after i don't know how i couldn't be me i'm gonna be done i'm never doing
00:16:51.920 this again this was fun i did not have fun i'm proud of myself but i can't say i enjoyed that
00:17:11.360 so
00:17:17.920 so