Pearl - March 19, 2026


HOPE AT LAST： The Walmart Matchmaker


Episode Stats

Length

8 minutes

Words per Minute

162.68872

Word Count

1,311

Sentence Count

61

Misogynist Sentences

17

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary

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Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 if she rejects him i'm going to scream and i'll be talking about the downfall of society however
00:00:06.000 occasionally there's something fun that we get to see and we get to see people come together and
00:00:11.360 find love and today i guess um this guy plays matchmaker with strangers at grocery stores
00:00:18.240 so um we're gonna watch him matchmake people in grocery stores so let's see i see this guy
00:00:25.280 instagram you're cute i'm just wondering if you're single okay she's like a five but she's a young
00:00:30.080 five so she's like a six i am sweet i'm gonna go get him okay yo what's up dude my friend oh this
00:00:35.600 is a total he's like a little he looks like a young awkward chad but she looks like a young
00:00:40.320 this is a good match i thought you're cute i was wondering if you're single what my friend thought
00:00:44.320 you're cute i was wondering if you're single like he just looks like a little young but he's he's
00:00:48.320 cute objectively attractive more attractive than her i am in fact sweet come meet her real quick
00:00:54.000 i just don't get riz vibes you know what i mean but young women don't need riz as much they don't
00:01:11.600 are they into each other yeah come on yeah of course i think she's into it i think she's into
00:01:18.240 it i'm his roommate david david should have got with the friend thought you were cute oh that's
00:01:22.880 so funny and i'm oh my god that's so funny okay all right let's see do you want to go on a date
00:01:28.480 with her she's a cutie he is a cutie yeah i'd like to know her personality sweet well come meet her
00:01:34.960 real quick all right what's your name she's right here it'll be quick what's your name
00:01:42.400 here is your day
00:01:46.480 she's into it this is the this guy's good at picking looks man like you obviously have the
00:01:51.440 have the guy a little bit better looking right but the girls are cute enough that i think they all
00:01:56.240 would right that's pretty cool how old are you i'm 24 okay so you two friends or something we go way
00:02:04.240 back go way back that's perfect there you go sweet this is gonna be awesome go ahead exchange numbers
00:02:11.760 so you can set it up in the future go ahead it was good me oh what oh thanks dude damn why do
00:02:24.240 you guys think he rejected her oh i maybe she's a little fat a lot of women are 20 pounds from
00:02:30.480 finding love a guy would a guy would take air over a fat chick he would take a a woman that's um
00:02:36.800 um like air nobody over a fat woman it's super random but my friend actually thought you're cute
00:02:42.300 i think okay if you're single okay sweet i'm gonna go get him real quick stay here
00:02:46.560 hard bug yeah but my friend actually thought you're cute i was wondering uh no sorry the
00:02:51.580 woman they are in the same league but um you're single sweet might as well when you stand on
00:02:57.540 right but i'll pay for the dates here we go go ahead and meet each other what's your name
00:03:03.200 oh she's not into it
00:03:06.240 oh my god why would ah that's humiliating okay let's see my friend friend actually thought you're
00:03:24.520 cute i'm sorry if you're single i am sweet can i go get him i'm gonna go get him real quick all
00:03:30.240 All right, stay here.
00:03:31.600 I'm gonna stand on a rain bed, I'll pay for the date.
00:03:33.540 Here we go.
00:03:35.840 My friend actually thought you were cute.
00:03:37.240 I'm just wondering if you were single.
00:03:39.920 You have, but she's a cutie though.
00:03:42.120 You'll probably like her.
00:03:42.960 A little chat, okay.
00:03:44.440 Just come meet her real quick.
00:03:45.560 It'll be quick.
00:03:46.440 I got a little girl right now.
00:03:48.400 You got a little girl?
00:03:49.240 Okay, you look kind of similar to me.
00:03:51.580 She'll probably like you too.
00:03:52.420 Do you want to come meet her?
00:03:53.260 I got the girl.
00:03:54.260 Come on, guys.
00:03:55.100 He's lying.
00:03:55.940 No, he's lying.
00:03:56.940 He threw you under the bus.
00:03:57.880 All right, just come meet her real quick.
00:03:58.880 She's cutie, actually.
00:03:59.880 there she is I think this is a looks match he's a point higher I'd say are my
00:04:17.400 I don't know if she was into it.
00:04:42.940 I think he was better looking than her, though, to be honest.
00:04:45.640 Okay, let's see who's next.
00:04:47.400 want to go on a date with her sure sweet come meet her he's like yeah good i'll pay for a date
00:04:53.480 here we go here's your date howdy howdy what i'm why what's your name lindsay thank you
00:05:04.360 okay this is a looks match she's a little chubby i think she's got a slightly like she would have
00:05:09.640 a better face card if she was 20 pounds lighter but she's not but he's like in shape well drew
00:05:15.000 i think this is oh this is uh this is unique have you ever done before here no never oh first time
00:05:20.920 for both of us that's great for sure yeah well um i catch your number playing something probably a
00:05:27.560 little later i don't even listen oh really oh she rejected him no so you're just shopping here i'm
00:05:35.400 here for them again unfortunately so no worries she's going country dancing tomorrow though so
00:05:40.840 you guys can go there oh man oh man oh man he dude this has got to be tough as a man when you
00:05:49.480 because i feel like he's getting rejected by a woman he's better than that's got to be so
00:05:53.400 embarrassing like it's like she's overweight not well dressed he's like well dressed look oh
00:06:00.680 you just have to laugh do you want to go on a date with her with her yeah
00:06:10.820 yes sweet come with me you'll meet her real quick
00:06:15.200 cute he's cutie i like it these are young people so they could still fall in love the
00:06:21.040 normal way they're not too hard out eight 20 let's go stand let's go here she is
00:06:26.080 Hi, nice to meet you, Julia.
00:06:28.960 Oh my God.
00:06:30.180 If she rejects him, I'm gonna scream.
00:06:32.520 If she rejects him, I'm going to scream.
00:06:37.520 I'm just here visiting.
00:06:39.400 Oh, I mean, I'm here for school.
00:06:41.240 Oh, yeah.
00:06:42.080 So, you wanna know?
00:06:42.920 Yeah, I go with my friend Lindsey from Boise.
00:06:45.200 Oh, how are you?
00:06:46.920 What are you doing?
00:06:48.280 Right now, well, I'm a freshman,
00:06:49.360 so I'm just still figuring stuff out.
00:06:51.760 Probably CIA, FBI.
00:06:53.840 We're going to be dancing tomorrow night.
00:06:55.240 That sounds great.
00:06:55.960 That looks good.
00:06:56.940 Don't be there tomorrow for me.
00:06:58.620 Sounds good.
00:07:00.060 Do you want any of your numbers?
00:07:02.400 Sure.
00:07:03.080 Yeah.
00:07:03.400 Okay.
00:07:04.320 They're probably a good guess.
00:07:05.340 Yeah.
00:07:05.760 Teach him one move.
00:07:06.980 Right here.
00:07:07.860 Right here?
00:07:08.800 Grab her like that.
00:07:09.600 Oh, they're vibing.
00:07:10.840 They're vibing.
00:07:11.480 I don't know if he's still...
00:07:12.740 Wait, bro said I know her.
00:07:14.420 Okay.
00:07:15.340 Throw her into the cuddle.
00:07:17.060 Oh, goodness gracious.
00:07:18.460 Right in my ankle.
00:07:19.660 Awesome.
00:07:20.280 That's a good guess.
00:07:21.080 Nice.
00:07:22.060 Oh, the lean.
00:07:22.920 The lean, yeah.
00:07:23.980 She's charismatic.
00:07:24.660 your right leg on your right leg yes yes yes yeah yeah lower lower lower that's great go ahead
00:07:32.360 and look at each other for 30 seconds and it'll create a bond go ahead no talking though
00:07:37.900 it's a little more socially calibrate but it's good it's good all right did you guys uh feel
00:07:44.540 something there yeah oh my god okay sweet what's up dude she said we'll see brah these fat women
00:07:53.280 all right well um let me know what you guys think in the comments that was adorable that was a fun
00:07:58.160 reaction i want to react to more of these if you like these put in the comments like the video and
00:08:02.600 i'll see you next time