Pearl - March 19, 2026


HOPE AT LAST: The Walmart Matchmaker


Episode Stats


Length

8 minutes

Words per minute

162.68872

Word count

1,311

Sentence count

61

Harmful content

Misogyny

17

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Toxicity

5

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Hate speech

4

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Summary

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A guy plays matchmaker with strangers at grocery stores to find love. He's good at picking looks matches, but he's also good at setting up dates with women who are willing to go out on a date with him.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 if she rejects him i'm going to scream and i'll be talking about the downfall of society however
00:00:06.000 occasionally there's something fun that we get to see and we get to see people come together and
00:00:11.360 find love and today i guess um this guy plays matchmaker with strangers at grocery stores
00:00:18.240 so um we're gonna watch him matchmake people in grocery stores so let's see i see this guy
00:00:25.280 instagram you're cute i'm just wondering if you're single okay she's like a five but she's a young 1.00
00:00:30.080 five so she's like a six i am sweet i'm gonna go get him okay yo what's up dude my friend oh this
00:00:35.600 is a total he's like a little he looks like a young awkward chad but she looks like a young 0.53
00:00:40.320 this is a good match i thought you're cute i was wondering if you're single what my friend thought
00:00:44.320 you're cute i was wondering if you're single like he just looks like a little young but he's he's
00:00:48.320 cute objectively attractive more attractive than her i am in fact sweet come meet her real quick
00:00:54.000 i just don't get riz vibes you know what i mean but young women don't need riz as much they don't 0.98
00:01:11.600 are they into each other yeah come on yeah of course i think she's into it i think she's into
00:01:18.240 it i'm his roommate david david should have got with the friend thought you were cute oh that's
00:01:22.880 so funny and i'm oh my god that's so funny okay all right let's see do you want to go on a date
00:01:28.480 with her she's a cutie he is a cutie yeah i'd like to know her personality sweet well come meet her 0.99
00:01:34.960 real quick all right what's your name she's right here it'll be quick what's your name
00:01:42.400 here is your day
00:01:46.480 she's into it this is the this guy's good at picking looks man like you obviously have the
00:01:51.440 have the guy a little bit better looking right but the girls are cute enough that i think they all 1.00
00:01:56.240 would right that's pretty cool how old are you i'm 24 okay so you two friends or something we go way
00:02:04.240 back go way back that's perfect there you go sweet this is gonna be awesome go ahead exchange numbers 0.94
00:02:11.760 so you can set it up in the future go ahead it was good me oh what oh thanks dude damn why do 0.93
00:02:24.240 you guys think he rejected her oh i maybe she's a little fat a lot of women are 20 pounds from 1.00
00:02:30.480 finding love a guy would a guy would take air over a fat chick he would take a a woman that's um 1.00
00:02:36.800 um like air nobody over a fat woman it's super random but my friend actually thought you're cute 1.00
00:02:42.300 i think okay if you're single okay sweet i'm gonna go get him real quick stay here
00:02:46.560 hard bug yeah but my friend actually thought you're cute i was wondering uh no sorry the
00:02:51.580 woman they are in the same league but um you're single sweet might as well when you stand on 0.99
00:02:57.540 right but i'll pay for the dates here we go go ahead and meet each other what's your name
00:03:03.200 oh she's not into it
00:03:06.240 oh my god why would ah that's humiliating okay let's see my friend friend actually thought you're
00:03:24.520 cute i'm sorry if you're single i am sweet can i go get him i'm gonna go get him real quick all
00:03:30.240 All right, stay here.
00:03:31.600 I'm gonna stand on a rain bed, I'll pay for the date.
00:03:33.540 Here we go.
00:03:35.840 My friend actually thought you were cute.
00:03:37.240 I'm just wondering if you were single.
00:03:39.920 You have, but she's a cutie though. 1.00
00:03:42.120 You'll probably like her.
00:03:42.960 A little chat, okay.
00:03:44.440 Just come meet her real quick.
00:03:45.560 It'll be quick.
00:03:46.440 I got a little girl right now.
00:03:48.400 You got a little girl?
00:03:49.240 Okay, you look kind of similar to me.
00:03:51.580 She'll probably like you too.
00:03:52.420 Do you want to come meet her?
00:03:53.260 I got the girl.
00:03:54.260 Come on, guys.
00:03:55.100 He's lying.
00:03:55.940 No, he's lying.
00:03:56.940 He threw you under the bus.
00:03:57.880 All right, just come meet her real quick.
00:03:58.880 She's cutie, actually. 1.00
00:03:59.880 there she is I think this is a looks match he's a point higher I'd say are my 0.66
00:04:17.400 I don't know if she was into it.
00:04:42.940 I think he was better looking than her, though, to be honest.
00:04:45.640 Okay, let's see who's next.
00:04:47.400 want to go on a date with her sure sweet come meet her he's like yeah good i'll pay for a date
00:04:53.480 here we go here's your date howdy howdy what i'm why what's your name lindsay thank you
00:05:04.360 okay this is a looks match she's a little chubby i think she's got a slightly like she would have 1.00
00:05:09.640 a better face card if she was 20 pounds lighter but she's not but he's like in shape well drew
00:05:15.000 i think this is oh this is uh this is unique have you ever done before here no never oh first time
00:05:20.920 for both of us that's great for sure yeah well um i catch your number playing something probably a
00:05:27.560 little later i don't even listen oh really oh she rejected him no so you're just shopping here i'm
00:05:35.400 here for them again unfortunately so no worries she's going country dancing tomorrow though so
00:05:40.840 you guys can go there oh man oh man oh man he dude this has got to be tough as a man when you
00:05:49.480 because i feel like he's getting rejected by a woman he's better than that's got to be so
00:05:53.400 embarrassing like it's like she's overweight not well dressed he's like well dressed look oh
00:06:00.680 you just have to laugh do you want to go on a date with her with her yeah
00:06:10.820 yes sweet come with me you'll meet her real quick
00:06:15.200 cute he's cutie i like it these are young people so they could still fall in love the
00:06:21.040 normal way they're not too hard out eight 20 let's go stand let's go here she is 1.00
00:06:26.080 Hi, nice to meet you, Julia.
00:06:28.960 Oh my God.
00:06:30.180 If she rejects him, I'm gonna scream.
00:06:32.520 If she rejects him, I'm going to scream.
00:06:37.520 I'm just here visiting.
00:06:39.400 Oh, I mean, I'm here for school.
00:06:41.240 Oh, yeah.
00:06:42.080 So, you wanna know?
00:06:42.920 Yeah, I go with my friend Lindsey from Boise.
00:06:45.200 Oh, how are you?
00:06:46.920 What are you doing?
00:06:48.280 Right now, well, I'm a freshman,
00:06:49.360 so I'm just still figuring stuff out.
00:06:51.760 Probably CIA, FBI.
00:06:53.840 We're going to be dancing tomorrow night.
00:06:55.240 That sounds great.
00:06:55.960 That looks good.
00:06:56.940 Don't be there tomorrow for me.
00:06:58.620 Sounds good.
00:07:00.060 Do you want any of your numbers?
00:07:02.400 Sure.
00:07:03.080 Yeah.
00:07:03.400 Okay.
00:07:04.320 They're probably a good guess.
00:07:05.340 Yeah.
00:07:05.760 Teach him one move.
00:07:06.980 Right here.
00:07:07.860 Right here?
00:07:08.800 Grab her like that. 0.98
00:07:09.600 Oh, they're vibing.
00:07:10.840 They're vibing.
00:07:11.480 I don't know if he's still...
00:07:12.740 Wait, bro said I know her.
00:07:14.420 Okay.
00:07:15.340 Throw her into the cuddle. 0.99
00:07:17.060 Oh, goodness gracious.
00:07:18.460 Right in my ankle.
00:07:19.660 Awesome.
00:07:20.280 That's a good guess.
00:07:21.080 Nice.
00:07:22.060 Oh, the lean.
00:07:22.920 The lean, yeah.
00:07:23.980 She's charismatic.
00:07:24.660 your right leg on your right leg yes yes yes yeah yeah lower lower lower that's great go ahead
00:07:32.360 and look at each other for 30 seconds and it'll create a bond go ahead no talking though
00:07:37.900 it's a little more socially calibrate but it's good it's good all right did you guys uh feel 0.97
00:07:44.540 something there yeah oh my god okay sweet what's up dude she said we'll see brah these fat women 1.00
00:07:53.280 all right well um let me know what you guys think in the comments that was adorable that was a fun
00:07:58.160 reaction i want to react to more of these if you like these put in the comments like the video and
00:08:02.600 i'll see you next time