Pearl - January 17, 2026


I Am Accepting Apologies (Call In Show)


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1 hour and 22 minutes

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142.69609

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11,729

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335

Misogynist Sentences

72

Hate Speech Sentences

67


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In this episode of Pearl Daily, I talk about some things that have happened in my life over the past year and how they have affected my weight loss journey. I also debate a vegan person on YouTube and get sick.

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00:00:00.000 Oh Black Fatigue, Black Fatigue
00:00:23.000 Shaniqua, please take out the weed
00:00:29.000 Black Fatigue, Black Fatigue, Chuanigua, please take out the weed, Black Fatigue.
00:00:45.640 now i'm not saying now i'm not saying that i'm always right but i'll tell you damn it
00:01:08.320 I was in this case. In this case, I absolutely was right. Now, welcome to another episode of
00:01:17.720 Pearl Daily here on the Audacity Network, everybody. I apologize, guys. I'm getting
00:01:24.020 sick. This traveling doesn't do well for me. So I think I'm going to start the show by, um,
00:01:38.440 I mean, I'll just tell you random stuff about my life. Um, number one, ladies, um, I tried CO2
00:01:49.400 laser i did i think i told you guys last time i tried this like two or three weeks ago i was
00:01:56.120 really nervous about doing this debate because i was like i have black eyes or ish from this laser
00:02:01.620 i'm like red and i don't know if it was a good move i just i you know i'm so curious i gotta try
00:02:09.480 it once and i figured i'm like you know what's the downside and i don't think there was much
00:02:15.840 of a downside, except for how painful it was. Oh my God. Oh my God. I, I was like, this is not,
00:02:25.140 this is not what I was searching for. Um, so
00:02:31.940 I think I'll go back to looking normal in like a month, but yeah,
00:02:39.160 i look rough but please don't stop all right we didn't need to rub it in okay i know
00:02:49.820 i'm just i'm kind of i don't know i'm kind of sick i got random questions for the chat
00:02:57.720 because sometimes people um i get my best advice
00:03:02.880 from sometimes from people to chat, you know, number one have, you know, right now I'm on a
00:03:12.960 decluttering journey. Um, the past year I've really kind of upped my fashion game or so I
00:03:19.940 thought, um, I would say I learned how to dress better and then still went back to the sweatshirts.
00:03:26.980 There's something about guys. I am just not comfortable. Obviously you guys all saw on a
00:03:31.840 stage. I hate, I hate that feeling. I hate being in front of people. It's weird because I'm a
00:03:39.040 streamer, but I really hate being the center of attention. I hate wearing clothes that draw too
00:03:43.880 much attention. I hate, I love like talking in a room with like a small group of people. That's
00:03:50.820 kind of fun for me. But even, I remember I was a captain of the volleyball team my senior year.
00:03:56.340 I hated the idea of like yelling at everyone to do stuff. I'm like, this is just contrary to my
00:04:01.040 nature. It's just not how I am. I wish I was different, right? But I just, I am who I, you
00:04:08.260 know, I can't really. So anyways, I've tested the past two years. I've tested a lot of different
00:04:14.240 colors, a lot of different fashion choices. And I just came back to, I really, you guys saw me,
00:04:27.860 had a really uppity set where i'm in front of people and i just i find i'm like the most
00:04:32.820 comfortable with my little streaming station in my sweatshirt i tried hair extensions i try i don't
00:04:46.340 i i at least i know how to dress better if i want to now but i during this process i got
00:04:53.060 a lot of cheap clothes because i had to test different colors different fashion choices i
00:04:57.540 was trying to lose weight um and anyways i'm on i gotta get rid of some of this stuff because i
00:05:06.500 have too much stuff i have too much stuff yeah i lost a lot of weight um and i think in the past
00:05:16.420 in the next few years i'm gonna talk about the ways i lost weight um because
00:05:27.460 there's a lot of misinformation out there and i i've weighed myself every day for a decade
00:05:32.980 so it's interesting i was talking to a vegan friend of mine and this and there's a vegan
00:05:38.660 person that wanted to debate me on youtube and i was thinking i'm like i don't want to debate a
00:05:44.420 vegan because they're just going to tell me that there's some study that says that i'm wrong
00:05:51.460 about what i'm eating and i'm like well i've weighed myself every day and i've just collected
00:05:57.620 data from like weighing myself and what makes me gain and lose weight
00:06:04.980 and i'm like you're not going to convince me chicken's bad for me
00:06:08.260 you are just not i lose the most weight when i eat like chicken and rice pretty much
00:06:14.420 you got to stop telling people my whereabouts but yes that was me in the baton rouge airport
00:06:22.440 that was that was that was me
00:06:25.700 you're saying i look good other than allergies allergies i think i'm sick
00:06:37.980 so yeah so i was like what am we gonna be like what is this debate gonna be
00:06:43.300 you know it's gonna be here's my study here's something someone funds something and i'm gonna
00:06:47.720 say well i've weighed myself every day for years and um chicken helps me lose weight i didn't find
00:06:54.700 steak and red meat to be this like life-saving end-all be-all that people say i i gained weight
00:07:01.960 to be honest if i ate red meat um more so than like chicken
00:07:06.700 um the next thing i obviously talk way too much you know i tell people about my life too much
00:07:23.540 and um i want to know have any of you done palette expansion
00:07:29.280 again i've talked about the sun stream i have had jaw like tmj issues for years
00:07:35.800 do you hear that that's my jaw and i really i'm considering doing a palette expansion
00:07:44.620 and i just want to know if anyone's been successful at it has anybody done that and
00:07:51.180 it's solved because i tried a lot of things and they're all unsuccessful so
00:07:58.320 i need a cpap i don't know what that is
00:08:02.660 I have been taking vitamin C
00:08:08.980 I've tried jaw exercises
00:08:15.960 no I won't grow out of this
00:08:17.920 this has been
00:08:18.680 it started when I was 16
00:08:19.900 it's been 13 years
00:08:22.460 Pearl
00:08:25.940 can you tell us about how famous you were in 2023
00:08:28.740 do you want to be that famous again
00:08:31.200 not really
00:08:32.840 Again, I'm just not the type.
00:08:35.060 I feel like a lot of these people are psychopaths.
00:08:37.760 I think it's kind of psychopathic to want to be a certain level of famous.
00:08:44.680 I maybe want to make a little bit more money so I can afford this jaw thing.
00:08:51.560 And I want to update our app and our documentary.
00:08:54.260 which um we're pretty much we're moving forward with an editing team this week
00:09:02.160 for the documentary so if anyone wants to apply to do an app for us
00:09:06.140 or a documentary um just pearly things at gmail.com
00:09:10.760 talk to an expert now i bet you're a woman right
00:09:21.660 because here's a problem the experts are trying to sell you their stuff i did talk to an expert
00:09:27.640 about my jaw that like i did talk to an expert and they told me to do the
00:09:33.200 palate expansion but they're trying to sell palate expansion right
00:09:36.320 i don't know i just want to know if anybody's gotten rid of it
00:09:51.660 Yeah, you could have approached me. I don't really mind. Someone asked me the other day
00:09:55.840 if I mind pictures because I was taking them after the debate.
00:10:06.160 No, the eyes, I'm telling you, that's from the laser. It's like healing or whatever bullshit.
00:10:14.860 No, palate expansion is not surgery. I don't mind taking pictures. That's okay.
00:10:19.500 um the only time it's annoying is if i'm like talking to somebody but like at baton rouge i
00:10:25.380 was by myself so i don't i just i don't mind like please don't take a picture of me if i'm not
00:10:32.020 looking you know i don't really want because i'll tell you what i don't like about fame right
00:10:41.100 i don't enjoy having every word i say picked over
00:10:47.660 it's not fun for me you know it's not fun like when i say hey i wanted to i wanted to punch
00:10:55.320 anna in the face there was a point where i did and then now the whole internet's saying pearls
00:11:00.220 really trying to fight i'm like have you seen me for years guys i'm a lover not a fighter
00:11:04.720 i'm a lover not a fat like very obviously but then you get these people and it's like the
00:11:14.800 same thing. They overreact. They play victim. They do the same thing women do. And then I have
00:11:24.000 to start changing how I talk if I get to a certain level of famous. You cannot talk the same. There's
00:11:36.740 just no way. Too many people are listening. So I kind of like my corner of the internet.
00:11:44.800 yeah they're saying they're saying they might um they think that's the common fix to your problem
00:11:52.900 yeah except it was so expensive uh that I'm getting a quote from somewhere else I'm like
00:11:58.500 I wish I could afford it but I'm like I can't spend it was like 30 grand for this like two
00:12:03.680 year treatment I'm like yeah I can't do that I have not been monetized long enough that's the
00:12:09.040 other thing then people get pissed off it's like I don't I don't enjoy and I'm not gonna say there's
00:12:18.960 not perks to it right it's kind of fun um you get invited to cool events um you meet pretty cool
00:12:23.980 people uh but and for a little bit I did it was really fun right after the tape panel because
00:12:32.280 back then I had like no pushback there was like no negativity so there was like a three-month
00:12:36.520 period. Everyone's taking pictures. You're awesome. It's amazing. But then women, I don't
00:12:50.620 think we're designed to be in the spotlight. And I think it's for that because we kind
00:12:54.800 to freak out when too much stuff goes wrong i did have my wisdom teeth taken out
00:13:24.800 does it seem like something that would change the actual jaw structure and put things in the
00:13:30.220 corrupt place yes definitely seek prices and reviews that's the problem that's the problem
00:13:37.360 it's like you pay all this money and they might fix your problem or they might not
00:13:40.860 so they want me in brett cooper i don't think brett cooper would really enjoy having me to be
00:13:48.480 honest i've talked a lot of shit about her over the years i don't really think it's shit right
00:13:52.820 because the things i say people tend to take really personal um but i i don't really like
00:14:03.620 when women cosplay that they're traditional when you went to ucla do you know what i mean
00:14:08.900 or wherever the hell she went to school i don't i don't really like that i feel like i'm pretty
00:14:16.120 transparent i'm like yeah look i'm not this trad wife um and i've made a lot of videos saying look
00:14:24.840 she shames masculinity she thinks she's the same as men she thinks she can tell men what to do
00:14:30.680 um and that's you know so it not nothing against her right because i
00:14:38.200 but i i think women we like delude ourselves you know
00:14:46.120 all right so let's talk about candace owens let's let's get into the topic
00:14:53.080 why shouldn't i trust gavin i like gavin he's nice um he did tell everybody i had i was i was
00:15:04.740 a single mom so um which
00:15:10.880 Okay. So I want to talk about how women have imposter syndrome. Now, what is imposter
00:15:26.260 syndrome? We're going to Google the definition. The definition of imposter syndrome is the
00:15:33.180 persistent inability to believe that one's success is deserved or has been legitimately
00:15:39.880 achieved as a result of one's own effort or skills. Imposter syndrome is a psychological
00:15:48.120 pattern where individuals doubt their skills, talents, and accomplishments, feeling like fraud.
00:15:53.800 Despite objective evidence of success, often attributing achievements to luck or external
00:16:01.420 factors and fearing exposure so for those of you that know my background my father is a very
00:16:08.320 successful business guy now a lot of times this is used against me in debates obviously people
00:16:12.960 will say I'm only where I'm at because of my dad or I don't know anything because of my father
00:16:17.860 my father was the son of a fireman and my dad when he was young started a software company
00:16:24.660 now this software company grew to be I don't know exactly how many employees he had because I was a
00:16:32.040 kid you know I mean like what do you know roughly 100 to 200 people was in a software company and I
00:16:40.080 talk about my dad a lot on this channel because I'm very proud of him my dad the best man I've
00:16:45.300 met in my life um he worked 80 hours a week and still found time to coach me in fifth grade
00:16:55.700 basketball and to this day remembers the score of our basketball games in middle school
00:17:05.300 my father is a saint and i've talked about i talk about him a lot
00:17:08.820 um he
00:17:13.380 worked 80 hours a week and his company became very successful they ended up selling it
00:17:22.660 now did my dad have imposter syndrome because he was a ceo he was in a high position
00:17:29.400 um the answer is no and i know a lot of successful guys doug mpa um he's pretty he no one knows his
00:17:37.900 day job, but he's a pretty successful guy. Um, there's a lot of people with very, um, like,
00:17:44.800 you know, I met Grant Cardone, very successful guy. Do you think Grant Cardone has imposter
00:17:48.880 syndrome? No. My father, does he have imposter syndrome? No. Um, who has imposter syndrome?
00:18:00.380 people that are in positions they don't deserve and most women have no idea how much
00:18:11.760 their looks have allowed them to get the positions that they're in now I could speak
00:18:17.540 to this firsthand being in media I know a lot of you guys say pearl pearl pearl
00:18:20.960 we follow you because you're funny you're smart I'm like look obviously that's true
00:18:28.000 i am funny and smart but we got to be honest here where it was on i drew more attention because i
00:18:36.620 was a woman saying these things and i have to be honest about the fact there's men that know more
00:18:41.700 than me like terrence pop rola tomasi coach greg adams so this is something even me as a woman i
00:18:48.380 felt where i'm like i really don't deserve the following that i really don't right um and i
00:18:55.220 to some degree that gives people a little bit more authenticity right maybe humility i don't
00:18:59.780 know i know you guys will always say but you guys are my followers you have to say that right you
00:19:04.340 you guys have to you guys really have to like i mean you know um now mind you i'm also aware of
00:19:19.380 how much work i did have to do to get into this position now mind you many men have done more work
00:19:24.660 and gotten less results and that's just life that's the gyneocracy we're in right um however
00:19:31.620 i didn't have the backing a lot of these other commentators if you look at their background
00:19:35.380 they were built by men so they essentially got famous even faster because they had the backing
00:19:42.500 of a big organization so like brett cooper was signed to the daily wire brett cooper knows
00:19:48.740 nothing about the world and i'm not trying to say this to be facetious i'm not saying this to say
00:19:53.220 i'm better than her but we got to be honest here what does a 22 year old actress know about anything
00:20:01.300 nothing right um she gets there she adopts the opinions of ben shapiro basically uh my and then
00:20:08.420 whatever's popular and that's really what women we tend to do we tend to adopt the opinions of
00:20:12.580 whatever's popular that's why you see candace owens and brett cooper you know when it's popular
00:20:17.380 to go against Israel, they're on the train. That's why when it was popular to be on the Israel train,
00:20:25.660 they were on that train. It's why I really try, and someone was, you know, nagging me, a woman
00:20:30.980 in the chat, about I should cover more topics, right? There's a reason I don't. And it's because
00:20:37.360 there are certain topics I just don't know why anyone would want my opinion on. I do, you know,
00:20:43.220 despite what people are saying currently i do know what i'm talking about when it comes to family
00:20:47.940 court i do i've seen it i've interviewed enough people i i've interviewed a thousand people
00:20:54.660 i've been watching tick tocks about trends for years now i know what i'm talking about
00:21:01.380 maybe in the beginning right um i probably wasn't as good but over the years i've just you know
00:21:07.380 i know what i'm talking about you can't you might be able to gaslight me but like come on
00:21:15.860 i know but when it comes to the war i'm like i don't even understand violence like a man does
00:21:21.700 why would you want a lot of um a lot of people came at me
00:21:27.940 um you know during october all that stuff i had so many people tell me to comment on that stuff
00:21:35.600 And I just said, why would you want a woman's opinion on war?
00:21:38.480 I mean, that makes no sense.
00:21:40.120 Now, a lot of people discredit the people I interviewed, right?
00:21:42.820 They say, but Pearl, but Pearl, but Pearl, you only interviewed idiots, right?
00:21:52.080 That's what they say.
00:21:52.720 The naggers, right?
00:21:53.560 The people that have interviewed nobody.
00:21:56.380 And it's interesting because I'll show them women in the suburbs that I interviewed, conservative women, Christian women.
00:22:02.540 And they have much of the same answers.
00:22:05.600 I was in London.
00:22:06.820 That's like the mecca of the world.
00:22:08.600 We'll say that Pearl, those are the dumb London people.
00:22:10.560 I'm like, who do you want me to interview?
00:22:11.960 I'll go.
00:22:25.360 Now, the next criticism I get when it comes to Candace Owens,
00:22:29.280 and a lot of you simps kind of did this, right?
00:22:32.880 You said, but Pearl, but Pearl, but Pearl.
00:22:35.600 you're just jealous. You want to be as famous as her. No, I don't.
00:22:42.860 I don't wish that kind of fame. I do not want a hundred thousand people watching. I got to be,
00:22:46.920 I got to be honest here. Maybe there was a point where I did.
00:22:54.440 I do want to afford this TMJ thing. So maybe that, but I just, I just have to be honest here.
00:23:04.500 It's not that.
00:23:08.680 I know a woman that is in a higher position than she should be in and the ego that comes with it.
00:23:16.940 And I can see it from, if anything, I'm an expert at pointing this out.
00:23:23.120 Anna Kasparian, same thing.
00:23:25.380 Candace Owens, same thing.
00:23:27.540 Brett Cooper is younger.
00:23:29.000 so she's not as bitter as these old broads but same thing
00:23:36.840 the reason being is because when men you know my father when he became really successful
00:23:44.360 had to have his ego my dad doesn't have an ego anyway he's not i mean some rich people you meet
00:23:49.780 have these big egos my dad is like the most down-to-earth coolest guy ever i mean
00:23:54.100 you guys wish you could talk to someone as cool as my father
00:23:57.800 i mean
00:23:59.900 like do you know what i'm saying i'm like you you don't even understand how cool this guy is and
00:24:10.040 funny i love every minute i spend with him i'm just so entertained and i think he's so cool
00:24:15.500 like um i mean it's unfortunate because i was robbed of that a little bit as a child
00:24:22.080 i had a relative won't say which one really robbed me of that because they i was told so
00:24:29.020 much bad stuff about you know i'm not going to get into that see then they'll clip that and put
00:24:32.900 it all over twitter now i can tell anyways when my father became as successful as he was and if
00:24:41.300 you really you know talk to the people that know successful people personally they have their ego
00:24:47.700 broken so many times on the way up to success. They have learned to, there's a few skills I
00:24:58.340 notice with successful people. They're very much about solving the problem. Now, I tell the story
00:25:04.920 a lot. Sometimes I think I tell it too many times. A few years ago, my father told me to give up on
00:25:12.360 the pro-life stuff. He said, you got to let that argument die. And I said, no, dad, but the babies.
00:25:16.660 And he said, yeah, but that's a losing battle. Now, people that are successful, especially that
00:25:25.260 have run companies, have to make, they have to be diplomatic in the battles that are worth fighting
00:25:31.180 for. And this causes them to focus on just fixing the problem and having no ego. That's why
00:25:38.340 commentators suck, right? They've never had their egos broken because if they're wrong,
00:25:43.160 we just move on to the next topic, right? We just keep going. We just move, you know,
00:25:48.280 if we're wrong, we just, you know, next, next. But if my father was wrong, he has to go face
00:25:58.680 his employees. He has to lose money. He has to, so men like that are really good at just focusing
00:26:08.560 on what needs to get done. And that's really what my dad taught me. I'm a woman, so I'll still cry
00:26:15.360 or whatever. It's really annoying. And I'll know I'm doing it too. Do you know what it's like being
00:26:19.680 me? Do you know what that's like? Because I got to be like, ah, this is going wrong. And then I
00:26:28.800 got to, then Pearl, the pearl in Pearl is like, stop being a woman, woman. And I'm like, ah.
00:26:34.280 and then I'm like, stop being a woman. You know, you're being so dramatic.
00:26:39.440 You're being so dramatic right now.
00:26:42.960 You guys are all like Pearl. And that's why I'm like, you guys got to stop with the simping.
00:26:49.600 I sometimes people leave comments. This is a perfect woman. What? Because I say words on a
00:26:54.060 podcast. I say words on a, you think I don't cry like these other bitches.
00:26:59.760 You think I don't. You think I don't.
00:27:11.420 So, you know, and you're like, Pearl, Pearl, but you're self-aware. Don't you make better choices? No.
00:27:19.960 I obviously don't. I don't. Yeah.
00:27:23.660 i don't you know a lot of ways i wish i could be better you know
00:27:31.400 but anyways so my father growing up he would always say to me he would always say to me
00:27:38.380 my first name's hannah if you're wondering if that's my first name the reason i have two names
00:27:43.900 is when i first got on the internet i had a sales job so i went by pearl and now i just that's my
00:27:48.800 middle name. So anyways, he would always say, focus on the solution. Do not focus on the
00:27:55.600 problem. Focus on the solution. Focus on the solution. And I just don't like, you know,
00:28:10.860 you know if i'm dating somebody it's like
00:28:17.580 you think i don't know we don't even notice when we're nagging so
00:28:23.500 because we're so used to nagging you know that's why i'm like women we can't be helped
00:28:29.280 no you could still call me pearl i like it better for my my show name um
00:28:37.180 and I kind of like it anyways you know I'm like I can't even be helped right nobody can be helped
00:28:43.980 we're cooked cooked um so I just know I can recognize when someone has a big ego and they
00:28:58.620 don't know what they're talking about it's the same thing with Anna it's the same thing with Candace
00:29:01.900 because they're overly confident. Again, people that have made a lot of money
00:29:10.780 and if you watch these interviews with overly wealthy people, they do have a confidence,
00:29:18.760 but it's a quiet confidence. It's not loud and they don't really care about being right.
00:29:25.820 That's one of the craziest things about my dad. He has no social media, nothing.
00:29:30.140 He does not care about being right.
00:29:32.680 He just wants things to work.
00:29:36.780 He just wants things to be accurate.
00:29:44.820 There's no ego.
00:29:49.000 And so when I saw Candace Owens a few years ago, I knew she was a DEI hire.
00:29:55.540 And that's a very tough thing as a woman to accept because you do feel like you worked hard to get in your position and you did work hard for a woman.
00:30:04.620 But the equivalent of what I would have to do if I was a man would be way more than I did, even though I did do a lot.
00:30:12.320 see this is the shaming i know whoever this is is a woman it's definitely the woman in this picture
00:30:30.000 trauma dumping you see what i'm saying
00:30:33.180 so i know how to recognize when a woman has an ego out of control
00:30:41.960 And I just knew when I saw Candace Owens thinking that she knew more than an FBI director that this woman is going to crash and burn.
00:31:04.180 I think she was a good diversity hire, right?
00:31:07.360 In a way, a lot of this debate stuff is acting.
00:31:11.220 and this these are most most of these people are actors um but we we gotta be honest here
00:31:18.180 candace ellens worked for dennis prager then she worked for ben shapiro those are the men
00:31:22.500 that made her career they made her famous they made her who she is and then she worked for
00:31:28.340 turning point right so and she turned on like two of those organizations right she turned on turn
00:31:35.540 so and that's really typical women never think i mean and i think you guys have seen this in
00:31:40.340 marriage right women never thank the people that got them to where they are they turn on them instead
00:31:57.300 and i don't say this to be mean um if anything i think it's mean
00:32:02.740 all the people that gas her up and put her in this position because she's a woman because now um
00:32:10.340 now she's crashing and burning okay so a few months ago um charlie kirk died right charlie
00:32:18.660 kirk was openly assassinated in the public square basically he was doing a debate and he got shot
00:32:25.460 um and when i heard about him getting shot i really thought this was an open
00:32:29.060 enclosed case um he goes after trans people a lot trans people have a lot of mental issues
00:32:36.580 it doesn't necessarily shock me that somebody googled where charlie kirk was going to be
00:32:42.260 got on the rooftop and shot him uh to me that was kind of open and closed he admitted to it
00:32:48.900 i guess we'll see when the trial comes but i to me this this case is closed it's shut down we're done
00:32:58.740 uh but not for candace right now she goes on this whole escapade right um and i want you guys the
00:33:09.680 reason i'm telling you this i want you guys to be able to recognize this because a lot of these
00:33:14.020 people live in media forever they're total bitches also she doesn't have the best reputation in media
00:33:20.280 i know a lot of people that know her diva that's her reputation anna same thing divas i mean these
00:33:26.820 these are the reputations um brett cooper is a good reputation actually she's good rep she has
00:33:33.860 a good reputation now i'm gonna continue i'm gonna continue so
00:33:50.660 see this sometimes i just pause
00:33:52.180 i'll forget what how do you stop that like sometimes i'll be mid-sentence and i just forget
00:33:58.580 you see this i mean this happened on stage
00:34:02.680 and you see candace owens kind of going with anyways over the years what's popular which
00:34:09.360 is typical for woman this is not abnormal catholicism is popular now now she's catholic
00:34:14.540 she sued the school for racism when it was popular blm was popular she was kind of on that train
00:34:21.040 um then she made a website trying to dox people you know that's not really freedom of speech then
00:34:27.520 she got conservative money i don't even know if it's conscious but women we tend to just
00:34:31.820 go to where we're clapped and i feel this in me at times i have to like curb it right
00:34:37.580 you know it's why it doesn't benefit me to think that i'm here because it's better for me to believe
00:34:45.180 that I'm here because of DEI and I'm lucky. I think that's better for, it's better for the
00:34:52.100 ego because I don't want to end up like these women. So when Charlie Kirk died, Candace Owens
00:34:58.520 has this whole conspiracy theory about, and about how Charlie Kirk was assassinated
00:35:08.980 and it wasn't the original guy. Now this woman has all these wacky things involved. She says
00:35:15.020 there's Egyptian planes. She brings on this guy that's supposed to be a witness saying, you know,
00:35:20.920 she's implying Erica Kirk's involved. It's like all this stuff. And there's kind of ways you can
00:35:26.000 tell if someone's on wacky energy. Remember, men don't crash out when they hear shit they don't
00:35:32.580 like. They just walk away and tune you out, stop listening. So when you look at people's comment
00:35:37.620 section, and it's mostly women, like the ads are tailored for women, you can generally come to the
00:35:44.700 conclusion the person's kind of full of shit add times x um if it's a woman right like rachel
00:35:51.580 wilson not full of shit her audience is mostly men candace owens full of shit female audience
00:35:57.060 that's kind of how it goes brett cooper um you know now she does the gossipy stuff
00:36:02.000 more i would guess her audience is 50 50 right it's like simpson women um
00:36:08.080 so this all came to an accumulation when turning point invites candace owens out
00:36:24.340 and they say candace come to us with your facts we're going to answer all the questions let's do
00:36:30.380 this in person and candace says well i need it to be virtual well that that date doesn't work for me
00:36:36.600 and look i'm in media i know the business i know i know how much money you have you guys have nannies
00:36:47.400 tell your husband to watch the kids now everyone came at me and said but pearl but pearl but pearl
00:36:52.520 she obeys she submits to her husband i said guys it's very obviously performative
00:36:57.720 like the same way anna casparian she can't get on stage and nag and like that and her husband
00:37:04.840 like that's a skill and her husband's gonna get the brunt of it candace same way right you can
00:37:10.680 kind of tell when a woman is under the control of a man because we act different we're a little bit
00:37:15.640 less you know i don't think her husband wants her to get sued in court you know she cared about her
00:37:21.240 family she wouldn't be doing this because politics is messy and people die for this stuff you wouldn't
00:37:26.440 put your family in harm's way but she'll never stop right and i you know this just wasn't passing
00:37:31.960 the sniff test for me i'm like why would you not want to go on it like it's not that difficult to
00:37:37.480 get a nanny and get on a plane and anybody buying that this is this impossible day look you can do
00:37:44.200 a podcast in half a day i have flown in and out same day i've flown people in and out same day
00:37:50.200 like no there's no excuse you've been talking about this for months this is your job
00:37:55.160 and i just knew you know the way i can tell if somebody is reputable is i put my dad in their
00:38:02.900 shoes and i think of my father and i think would my dad do that and i'm like no he would just show
00:38:08.920 up and go through the facts and when i brought this to my dad because a lot of times i'll bounce
00:38:13.480 stories off of him he's the smartest guy i know i'll say dad like what did you what did you think
00:38:18.160 of this and he's like well what are the facts and i'm like there are none it's just like hearsay
00:38:22.180 at this point
00:38:22.920 so
00:38:31.340 now
00:38:33.860 Candace Owens
00:38:36.760 is being called crazy
00:38:40.140 by Alex Jones
00:38:41.320 guys I don't know
00:38:44.140 what more you need
00:38:45.040 I don't know
00:38:50.040 I really need an apology
00:38:51.520 i don't want anyone to call in except you simps um i need you to apologize for simping that's
00:38:57.920 what i need and says with straight face not satire that charlie kirk is a time traveler
00:39:04.140 in a secret government project that she's always known she's an alien my point is is you look at
00:39:11.460 her eyes you look at everything she's saying she is clearly crashing out and she is burning
00:39:18.820 herself down in lifetime i don't like seeing this happen and of course i've been vindicated
00:39:24.020 and now here we are time travel space aliens next she's going to say she's santa claus
00:39:38.100 the ceo of conspiracy theorists a subject matter expert on conspiracy theorists
00:39:44.260 i mean guys i could have seen this coming i mean she's a woman right and you have to be akin to
00:39:52.920 what female sins are even with me right we have a tendency to believe stupid stories we have a
00:39:58.840 tendency um an inclination towards mysticism towards being a bitch um being quarrelsome
00:40:05.840 like that's just kind of our nature our nature is terrible we do not i don't know why people like
00:40:11.040 think our nature is good in any way it's terrible um all right here
00:40:15.620 here's another one man has to say
00:40:20.980 just a general rule if you have to say i'm a man which he then follows up by saying i'm a real man
00:40:29.360 yeah so again shaming masculinity that's the attitude
00:40:33.580 there probably aren't one okay hey brigitte if you gotta sue to prove you're a woman
00:40:40.380 you're probably not one real men uh yeah and the problem is now she's in this position
00:40:47.780 where um she just because she had this is why i will never let myself have an ego like that
00:40:54.740 you got to believe you're here because you're a woman it's just easier that way you got to believe
00:41:04.540 that now let's look at the during this time when candace owens would not get on this plane i'm from
00:41:19.740 a like i'm from a good family like a well-off family you're not gonna you're not gonna convince
00:41:25.420 me you can't get on that plane like shut up um candace owens is worth 300 million dollars and
00:41:31.020 and can't afford a babysitter and a flight to phoenix now jason phillips um
00:41:39.100 he did apologize so i i will but i'm still gonna read this this simping this is crazy
00:41:47.000 the reason she needed a babysitter is why she's not going to your so-called cat fight
00:41:52.580 so-called fight she's smart enough to understand these cowards aren't man enough to look you in
00:41:57.500 the eye when they kill you. I used to like you, but the little bit of fame you've acquired has
00:42:01.640 turned you into a smug bitch. Really? And I said, I'm accepting apologies now. He said, I'm sorry.
00:42:09.160 Did it make it better? Not really. Not really. I need to rub it in. I need to, because I have
00:42:15.740 gotten so much flack. I've had people call into my show and say, you need to lay off candle. Look,
00:42:19.720 i'm an expert at women with egos
00:42:22.100 you are 500k and you can't afford a brain i can't afford a brain
00:42:30.000 and you believed egyptian planes i said i'm accepting apologies
00:42:37.240 explain why idiot tp usa couldn't have a conference link you're being obtuse
00:42:45.720 look i will if there is an arrest based on candace owens's investigation i will apologize
00:42:52.760 i will come out here i will get on my knees i will beg for forgiveness
00:42:56.860 and this is what you're going to see keep happening um male spaces are going to go to women
00:43:08.460 simps are gonna defend the women
00:43:17.880 like this tp usa raised nearly a hundred million dollars selling merch
00:43:26.320 following charlie's assassination and they can't figure out a zoom link
00:43:29.940 and there you guys are going to fall for it every time
00:43:38.820 um so i'd like let's see did anybody apologize
00:43:44.320 no but i'm not seeing apology for what
00:43:59.940 Here we go.
00:44:01.520 Either admit you were wrong or shut the fuck up and log off forever.
00:44:06.100 Seriously.
00:44:06.720 Because that is like the bar is on the floor in terms of journalistic integrity.
00:44:12.740 You gassed everybody up.
00:44:15.200 You got everybody whipped up into this paranoid schizophrenia.
00:44:19.300 People are talking about maroon shirts and beekeepers and secret transgenders and trap
00:44:24.540 doors and energy weapons and this thing about Egyptian planes.
00:44:28.720 you fucked up admit it you got all the information wrong because you're a fucking idiot
00:44:35.260 you can't read a table because you're a low iq idiot and you messed it up you staked your career
00:44:42.140 on this you hung your hat on that that was the foundation it became the foundation of the whole
00:44:49.220 conspiracy you fucked up you didn't do your due diligence you didn't run it by your white producers
00:44:56.200 who are men. You didn't run it by the Supreme Court, your husband. You messed up. You made
00:45:02.120 yourself look like an ass. You destroyed your credibility. If you want to build your credibility
00:45:08.080 back, fess up and admit your mistake. But you're not going to get away with it. No one's going to
00:45:14.860 forget. Nobody is going to move on. You're not going to create a big diversion and pivot to
00:45:20.120 attacking me or on to the next thing. 22 episodes talking about Egyptian planes. You said you knew.
00:45:28.120 You said that's the proof. Tucker, your buddy, who's best friends with Kevin Spacey, said,
00:45:33.820 I happen to know that for a fact. That's weird because it's all fake. So what do you mean?
00:45:43.240 You know, that's like Tucker Carlson's favorite thing. He loves to say that.
00:45:46.860 i can't tell you how i know but i know that's really because the emperor has no clothes you
00:45:56.220 have been caught with your hand in the cookie jar that's all bullshit somebody paid 950 for the data
00:46:03.720 and reassembled the table for you and it's all fake so where's our interactive map i can't wait
00:46:12.820 to see it, but something tells me we're 30 days out, we're never going to see it. She launched
00:46:18.200 this huge attack on me today, and I replaced, she said, I want to debate you on whether the world
00:46:23.860 is run by satanic pedophiles like Brigitte McCrone and Sigmund Freud and this, that,
00:46:29.680 and Aleister Crowley. I said, I'm really more interested in the thing you've been talking
00:46:34.740 about for the past three months, which is Egyptian planes. She didn't answer that on
00:46:38.820 her show today would have been so easy she just pretended like it was never even mentioned so
00:46:47.000 we need to start a a daily count 30 days overdue on the interactive map next update tomorrow we're
00:46:56.200 30 days out from the interactive map when are we going to get it how many days 100 days 500 days
00:47:03.400 when are we going to get our map about the egyptian plains because you know until we get that
00:47:08.860 this is a completely unserious person who misled the entire country she embellished and fabricated
00:47:16.300 claims to blow up her show she was searching for something anything to keep the soap opera going
00:47:26.660 and she didn't do her journalistic due diligence.
00:47:31.600 And now she wants to pretend like that never happened.
00:47:33.920 Well, we're not going to let her pretend
00:47:35.120 that that never happened.
00:47:36.600 It happened.
00:47:38.180 Egyptian planes, you live by it, you die by it.
00:47:40.860 Your credibility lives and dies by that.
00:47:42.980 Where are they at?
00:47:44.540 Where's the map?
00:47:45.680 Where's the timetable?
00:47:47.000 You're not going to throw that on me.
00:47:50.380 We want to see the map.
00:47:52.240 Yeah.
00:47:53.440 and that's when you talk to in like very high iq i mean that's all they want to know what are the
00:47:59.120 facts what are the facts well i mean that's my dad like what is the solution my father what is
00:48:06.240 the solution what are the facts um all right this is this is the video of her charlie may have and
00:48:15.600 then they're like oh well you didn't watch your whole live stream well do you know what
00:48:19.200 intelligent men and intelligent people can condense it to a report yes complicated business
00:48:29.880 decisions it can be condensed to one or two pages they absolutely can so if you're gonna make me
00:48:38.340 watch like 10 episodes i just have to you're full of shit okay like let's just what are the facts
00:48:46.820 have been marked since he was a child.
00:48:49.040 We've discussed these gate programs
00:48:51.960 that they have in school.
00:48:53.500 And I just think on the basis of what he told me
00:48:55.620 that when he was really young,
00:48:57.440 they wanted to drug him,
00:48:58.760 but his mother said no,
00:49:00.000 and he was really grateful for that.
00:49:01.620 And instead they decided
00:49:03.060 that they could send him to this X-Men school.
00:49:05.660 That's the best way I can describe it.
00:49:06.940 I would certainly, by the way,
00:49:08.280 for you internet sleuths,
00:49:09.060 I'd like to find out which school Charlie had to attend.
00:49:12.300 So he was pulled out of the regular school he was attending
00:49:14.440 and he had to go to some special school
00:49:16.000 for the gifted like he was next man
00:49:18.600 all right i am from charlie kirk's area so i want to see what high school he went to
00:49:29.200 like i'm i'm from really close to where he's from um okay he briefly he was raised
00:49:40.660 okay what high school
00:49:43.400 does it say
00:49:46.820 um
00:49:50.520 I am not seeing it
00:49:53.460 hold on
00:49:54.460 Wheeling
00:49:59.060 that is the special high school
00:50:03.640 Wheeling high school
00:50:05.260 you have got to be kidding me
00:50:08.080 wheeling high school okay that is not a special high school i thought it was going to be like
00:50:15.600 like the einstein academy was big where i was from like we had a few people go there
00:50:38.080 all right this is
00:50:46.000 all right i liked your video about women in the workplace i work at a restaurant and she has a fit
00:50:52.360 every time a ticket prints but nobody treats her like a manager um seeing her be weak too much he
00:50:58.580 flips out about that too yeah yeah women we just can't be men uh super sick or digital media sphere
00:51:05.640 has become too dramatic to engage in especially with more pertinent geopolitics like the path to
00:51:10.600 world war three yes i'm ivory towering well that's that's a normal response i mean because that's how
00:51:16.280 men are that's how men see it right women enter the space it becomes about drama not facts and
00:51:21.480 then men just walk away and say this is too much thank you um nicely for the super chat
00:51:28.360 um the branca show candace owens had four kids after 31 it is she who has a time machine it's
00:51:34.280 called millions of dollars in ivf yeah and you know look
00:51:40.280 you know that's what i'm saying none of these people are traditional
00:51:43.560 i mean if anything it served in candace owens best interest to wait till 31 to have kids
00:51:48.840 why she married into 300 million dollars you can't convince me that was the wrong decision
00:51:53.880 for her in her point of view that was the correct decision she had like yes duh she should have waited
00:52:00.600 not a traditional decision though okay brand pearl if you have not already restate your goal here
00:52:08.980 what um is the point no judgment my goal is to be accurate i think a lot of you guys want to be
00:52:13.960 bamboozled because you want you want to be on like a missional platform that serves to like
00:52:20.800 change the laws and like whatever i'll say look i will draw as much attention to these issues as
00:52:26.640 i possibly can um i will do my best to get in contact with people that can change the laws
00:52:33.440 however we got to be honest here and this is just going to get worse and i say that because if we if
00:52:38.880 we really are paying attention everything's getting worse the cities are getting more crime filled
00:52:43.440 um the racial and gender divide is getting worse women are getting drunk on power absolutely drunk
00:52:50.640 power elon musk doesn't even have rights to his kids um i am not gonna lie to my audience and
00:52:57.440 say that things are gonna get better when i know for almost absolute certain at least right now
00:53:04.320 it'll get worse so so yeah um now i'm gonna give you guys like a half hour to apologize
00:53:20.640 you can call in and apologize. Yes. Um, let me, I got to go to the chat myself
00:53:33.400 because Doug MPA is doing karaoke tonight.
00:53:42.620 All right, let's see.
00:53:50.640 No. Oh, I don't want to do a humiliation ritual. Well, it was pretty humiliating when all of you
00:54:03.480 guys were, were saying that I was just coming at her for no reason. I just want to hear the words,
00:54:15.480 the magical words, Pearl, I am sorry. And you were right. So if you talk shit during that time,
00:54:20.640 you can call in now and say pearl do you know what you had a point we'll see i don't know if
00:54:25.960 anyone will do it i'll sing i'll sing until i do that okay well if it doesn't apply to you let it
00:54:40.200 fly i mean they're like oh i didn't attack you well then this wasn't for you was it
00:54:46.120 this wasn't for you. The stream wasn't, that wasn't directed at you, was it?
00:54:52.840 Also, if you want to donate to my divorce documentary,
00:54:57.140 we are actually, we're picking the team this week. And
00:55:03.480 the donations will go towards flying out guests. Also,
00:55:10.360 I am trying to make these t-shirts and I would love you guys' opinions. I have
00:55:16.100 a t-shirt press and i have this this is shut the up university this is for you to get for your
00:55:23.140 bitch now i don't know why the bottom is not sticking but the top is now i did it for three
00:55:32.820 now everyone says i did it for the recommended time and it wasn't enough so i kept doing more
00:55:39.940 this was like 330 for 330 degrees for like i think three minutes ish
00:55:47.780 so i really would like to sell these but i can't get the t-shirt machine to work
00:55:55.300 yeah it keeps peeling um these are this is very nice cotton
00:55:59.620 um i really like the the t-shirt thing but um and i don't even know if that's gonna be the design i
00:56:06.020 I go with, I just ordered like 10 of them
00:56:08.380 to see if I could get the t-shirt machine to work.
00:56:14.320 You have information for me for the docu.
00:56:17.000 Is it information?
00:56:20.980 Looks like a woman tried to make that sweatshirt.
00:56:23.220 It was a t-shirt and that's true.
00:56:26.260 There was, I bet if you were here, you could figure it out.
00:56:29.580 I would actually bet my life savings
00:56:31.980 that if you were here, you would figure it out.
00:56:36.020 but you know there's um there's a part of just being a woman where you're just a little bit
00:56:44.240 all women hello macintosh a macintosh are you here to apologize yes i'm here to apologize
00:57:02.180 oh thank you all right go ahead well i'm very sorry um i mean i i feel like i didn't necessarily
00:57:14.580 think you were doing bad but i mean i guess i'm more sorry on the behalf of
00:57:20.900 the mainstream you know for casting such uh negative views on you
00:57:25.860 well i appreciate you calling in i accept the apology yeah you're welcome so no beef here
00:57:39.780 i really didn't think anyone would call in you know that's a yeah
00:57:49.460 well you said he's simping i don't think he's simping
00:57:52.100 but he probably was if he defended kandace owen so you know but it's okay simps can recover
00:57:58.860 am i satisfied not really are women ever satisfied that was your first mistake
00:58:04.760 someone asked me if i ever did the open mic i didn't i chickened out
00:58:10.480 i did i i'm gonna work up the courage i'm gonna do an open mic what should okay
00:58:15.880 what should I do jokes on for my open mic
00:58:22.980 all right let me let me write some jokes
00:58:34.440 can we all move on now yeah i think that's pretty much it
00:58:48.840 well i don't have a shop button because i can't you can't buy the t-shirts because i can't get
00:58:58.760 this to work so when i get it to work i'll never apologize if it apply or not
00:59:05.480 that's true because we're never happy right
00:59:09.640 yeah
00:59:28.760 Thank you.
00:59:58.760 because i do got to get over this stage fright i do have to get over this
01:00:05.880 i mean it's pinned the link if you want to apologize
01:00:14.720 guys are my attackers allowed to come in i mean i don't feel like being screamed at today
01:00:30.260 all right all right my jokes all right what would my jokes be so i was kind of playing
01:00:37.220 we were me and doug mp were talking about doing a um a stand-up about how you can tell how bad
01:00:44.460 your life is going by how many black guys approach you yeah and i could say this because i used to
01:00:50.620 be like 50 pounds heavier you know and your dad you know i mean dads let's be honest i mean when
01:00:57.620 you're a white girl they want you to date a white guy they don't really want you to date a black guy
01:01:01.220 in general um and you know my dad he's like well like why do you you know why do you keep dating
01:01:10.100 black guys i'm like dad i'm fat i don't have a choice ba-doonch ba-doonch what you really need
01:01:20.420 is op training sessions probably was that was that funny
01:01:31.220 i had a whole bit about being a second wife i was thinking about writing and how dating divorced men
01:01:39.520 is really that's where you want to be as a woman you want to be the second wife you don't want to
01:01:44.980 be the first wife and um i'm trying to remember how this went and the reason is the reason is
01:01:53.660 um because honestly their expectations are so low like when you date a guy that's never been married
01:02:02.440 I mean especially if they're younger they have all these expectations they want you to cook
01:02:07.980 they want you to clean you know a guy that's divorced
01:02:12.660 they're just happy if you smile and fuck them I mean honestly like the bar is here it's like
01:02:19.500 applying to a job that the last employee like shit on the floor and you're like hey i can do
01:02:26.620 the job and they're like can you actually get it done you're like yeah i can do it well i'm gonna
01:02:31.000 be kind of slow um but i can do it and they're like slow that's fine but you can do it you're
01:02:39.380 like yeah so yeah second that's what i say you got to go for the you got to go for the divorced
01:02:49.080 men ladies um because also you're gonna be better like all you have to do is not get fat like the
01:02:54.840 ex-wife got fat she stopped sleeping with her husband she was a right so i mean that's that's
01:03:01.000 so you're applying to this job and you just smile uh do a gluck gluck 9 000.
01:03:10.600 you don't even you could cook like once a week and uber eats the rest and he's happy man is happy
01:03:19.080 Now, someone asked, well, what about three times divorced men? Well, you might have to,
01:03:34.260 you know what, third, a guy divorced twice, it might be the employer. It might be the employer.
01:03:44.300 I don't know if I recommend twice divorced men.
01:03:49.080 Not always like Trump, right? He was twice divorced and now he's happily married.
01:04:06.780 That's a problem. Like I do these pauses and I think, but on stage, everyone's watching you think.
01:04:12.660 That's where, that's where I get, you know.
01:04:19.080 The other thing about divorced men that's great, right, is that, to be honest, a lot of divorced men, it's really weird.
01:04:28.720 You would think, and I can just speak to my experience dating, right, you would think that they're done.
01:04:33.920 They're like, I'm never going to get married again.
01:04:35.880 That's what you would think, right?
01:04:37.120 But in fact, a lot of times they hate being wrong and they still believe in marriage for whatever fucked up reason, right?
01:04:45.960 I mean, these guys, they'll just keep, they'll keep signing up, you know? And so they're actually
01:04:54.200 almost more excited to get married than never married guys. I, you know, I can't explain it.
01:05:01.020 Maybe you've had a different experience. I don't know, but it just, in my experience, like they,
01:05:06.220 they're like, no, I just picked the wrong woman. It was just the wrong woman. It's not this
01:05:11.920 institution. It's not my religion. It was just that bitch. And then you come in and you smile
01:05:18.040 and that's all you got to do. That's all you got to do. Yeah. And so that's, you know, I was going
01:05:29.660 to do maybe a standup bit on that. You know, these are the jokes. I was maybe thinking of a standup
01:05:37.700 bid on, um, I was maybe, it's tough. It's tough because the thing I want to do a stand up bid on
01:06:00.580 also makes me look bad a little bit. I get roasted enough. You know what I mean? It's like,
01:06:05.680 But it's kind of funny
01:06:07.100 It's kind of funny
01:06:08.380 I don't know
01:06:09.500 And then I could just talk
01:06:11.820 Oh, my last stand-up bit
01:06:13.200 Is about being a woman
01:06:14.440 Is like being in the Special Olympics
01:06:15.860 Okay
01:06:16.640 This is my last one
01:06:18.180 Okay
01:06:18.520 Because, you know
01:06:19.820 If you go to the Special Olympics
01:06:21.320 Right
01:06:21.920 And you see like
01:06:23.560 The kid in the wheelchair running
01:06:24.900 There's something inspirational
01:06:26.380 About the kid in the wheelchair
01:06:28.580 Being able to go really fast
01:06:30.860 Right
01:06:31.120 Like he's like
01:06:31.900 You know, he's like
01:06:33.400 Pushing
01:06:34.100 Ow, ow
01:06:35.680 Ow, I just hit my arm. You see retarded women, right?
01:06:41.120 There's something inspirational about, like, it's kind of like when you see a woman doing a man's job.
01:06:46.060 There's something kind of inspirational about it, right?
01:06:49.080 Where you're like, wow, that's a woman doing that job.
01:06:52.800 Like, that's kind of, you know.
01:07:02.740 But it's still the Special Olympics, right?
01:07:05.420 you know it's kind of not real but what's even worse is like imagine they give you metal legs
01:07:12.860 so like you should be able to beat everybody you have metal legs right everyone else is
01:07:16.780 tired you have metal legs and you still lose like that's what being a woman's like like
01:07:23.740 i'm on the losing cubs team like the cubs lost for like 30 years straight i'm on that team it's
01:07:31.340 like the back-to-back l's like they give you every advantage every trade i don't really watch sports
01:07:36.780 so maybe these analogies aren't working but they give you every advantage in life and you still
01:07:41.340 find it would mess up we could become a billionaire and spend the money right we have billionaires
01:07:46.380 going broke that are women it's like how a man you can give the most retarded man on the planet
01:07:53.260 that money and he would make that into generational wealth his grandkids would have that money as long
01:07:59.660 as he's not married, right? Because she'd find a way to spend it. But that's what it's like being
01:08:08.220 a woman is I'm just on the losing team that gets the best trades every season, but our competitors
01:08:14.320 just beat us. Like, can you imagine that men raise children better than women? Like, we're so bad
01:08:22.300 even at the things that we're supposed to be good at, right? Like they say women are nurturing. Well,
01:08:26.780 and then men get a kid and they're like, yeah, that was easy. The single dads out there that
01:08:31.380 have called into the show, they're like, this is the easiest job ever. What are these bitches
01:08:34.760 complaining about? And that, you know, yeah, that's the tough thing. So anyways, we have a
01:08:45.040 call in, the man, the myth, the legend. We have law of self-defense, Andrew Branca.
01:08:52.040 welcome to the show hey guys how you doing no tie tonight sorry i was relaxing there's so much
01:09:00.380 truth in what you say i'm listening to you talk and i'm like oh my god we could spend four hours
01:09:05.980 in this but you're so right women are like you can tell them listen all you have to do is like
01:09:10.600 run across the backyard and i'll give you 10 million dollars and the first thing they do is
01:09:14.820 find a psychopath with a chainsaw say i love you and he cuts her legs off with the chainsaw
01:09:19.980 and then she's like somebody save me before we trip right i'm going i'm going they just no it's
01:09:27.880 not by accident they do it they dig a hole and bury themselves and then they can't finish the
01:09:32.940 race it's so funny and you're right you could you could have a guy some maniac attacks him
01:09:38.320 on the chainsaw cuts his legs off and he'll invent bionic legs and end up a billionaire
01:09:43.800 yeah and it's even it's even worse uh because like even candace owens right they've just given
01:09:51.000 her every chance i'm like you've been in all these shows every chance possible possible you've been
01:09:57.080 on prager you you've been on um you've been on all these shows and now you think you're smarter than
01:10:04.280 the fbi this is crazy now you're saying she's a three-four right she's a black woman who can
01:10:09.960 speak well not that well she's not brandon tatum you know what i mean it's like
01:10:20.520 yeah so you didn't call in to apologize right you didn't you weren't on the
01:10:24.680 candace band no way you fell for that i've never apologized in my life
01:10:34.120 why why would you it's pointless it's pointless you never get forgiven anyway
01:10:40.440 It's pointless.
01:10:41.820 Either I meant it, and so it was on purpose, or it was inadvertent.
01:10:46.640 And then why do you give a shit?
01:10:47.860 I didn't mean it.
01:10:50.280 Damn.
01:10:50.900 Has a woman ever gotten over something you did wrong to her?
01:10:57.240 I mean, I'm a man.
01:10:58.400 I've done a lot of wrong things to women.
01:11:01.820 Have they gotten over it?
01:11:03.740 Is that real forgiveness?
01:11:05.440 Have you ever seen it?
01:11:06.280 I'm just wondering if there's any upside in apologizing.
01:11:09.080 i mean i've i've never apologized but i've always had good relations with with like women i used to
01:11:14.460 date i accept my ex-wife that but that was that was her fault i'm owed an apology yeah
01:11:21.740 yeah so what what is this so what's going on with your divorce documentary oh we got a we got a big
01:11:29.620 donor so now we're finding the editors so i'm excited all right you said something about you
01:11:33.740 were gonna have guests out oh yeah so we're gonna fly i don't have a date yet for the guests because
01:11:38.360 we're we're finalizing the documentary team would that be for the release of the documentary
01:11:43.280 no i wish i mean i was demonetized for two years we had to stop filming it oh so what's the fly
01:11:48.800 out for so oh the fly out is we're gonna pick probably like i don't know five to ten people
01:11:55.240 to fly out um depending on which team we go with possibly to atlantic city possibly to dallas
01:12:01.560 and film um the interviews i have so i see okay i filmed already but i think if we're gonna have to
01:12:08.840 like film anyway i might as well just redo them with better footage now that i know more about
01:12:14.100 like filming how to do it yeah yeah so i thought it was going to be a party i was going to offer
01:12:19.520 to fly myself out and just just to have some fun but i i don't need to be in the documentary so
01:12:25.340 that's oh i mean you can come hang out if you want well let me know you know how to reach me
01:12:30.280 let me know you're always welcome um although atlantic city is kind of a shitty it's if we end
01:12:35.980 up it's a dump it's a dump yeah i couldn't even believe it yeah no it's a dump i wouldn't i why
01:12:42.600 would you go there why would you pick that as opposed to like vegas which is also kind of a
01:12:47.740 dump but it's a nicer dump than atlantic city yeah well it's not a it's just like the filming isn't
01:12:53.180 like an event it's just for the docs so there's just a lot of podcast studios out that way women
01:12:59.580 left to their own devices will self-destruct have you well i mean eve eve right and the first woman
01:13:07.180 ever what did she do she blew the whole up yeah they had everything yeah
01:13:16.300 women need to be tightly constrained i always tell people you know for all of human history
01:13:21.420 except the last hundred years women were not allowed to make societally important decisions
01:13:27.020 and they were only allowed to make personally important decisions
01:13:29.880 under the guidance of a father and then a husband.
01:13:33.460 We didn't let women make important decisions for all of human history
01:13:37.540 except the last 100 years we decided to throw that rule out the window.
01:13:41.720 And isn't everything much better now?
01:13:43.820 Yeah.
01:13:44.640 You know, my boyfriend, he pointed out to me that I don't drink water.
01:13:50.500 You know how retarded I felt?
01:13:54.460 He's like, you literally don't.
01:13:56.560 and I, and I, then I started paying attention. I'm like, I literally don't drink water.
01:13:59.900 I'm on a water kick, but it's like, we just don't remember anything. Like we just, you know,
01:14:07.600 it's like the special Olympics. I don't know what. I find it very interesting because,
01:14:12.280 because I, I, I've worked with women before. And of course with many men and the, the different,
01:14:17.720 the different levels of, I guess what I'll call like conscientiousness, being constantly aware
01:14:23.800 of your, you know, your, your duties, your obligations on the job and making sure those
01:14:29.040 boxes get checked. You wake up first thing in the morning, your head is full of all the
01:14:33.120 responsibilities you have that day. That's quite common to at least high performing men, not women.
01:14:41.300 Women are like, Oh, I was supposed to do that. It's like, yeah, we talked about that 30, 30 times.
01:14:46.720 Now the spaceship is going to explode. Thank you very much. They just, they, it's almost,
01:14:51.180 they get distracted it's like it's like it's like if you've ever had if you've ever had a dog that's
01:14:58.700 not very bright it's like is always getting into trouble like gets the garbage can stuck on its
01:15:03.880 head when you come home from work the dog's got the can on his head there's a lot of women like
01:15:08.520 that women we don't even get excited about doing the job we get excited about dressing up for the
01:15:13.800 job right so yeah it's like we like the lawyer outfits being a lawyer not so much here's one
01:15:21.280 thing i've encountered with women you tell me if i'm wrong but you know as a guy you know if a job
01:15:26.820 takes a hundred percent to get paid you don't get paid until you do the hundred percent right you
01:15:30.980 got you have to do the whole thing to get the paycheck at the end i've worked with so many
01:15:34.680 women and i'll say hey what's going on with this project and they'll say well i've been working so
01:15:39.160 hard. I'm 70, 80% of the way there. Isn't that great? And I'm like, no, that that's actually
01:15:45.260 the worst possible choice, right? I mean, the best possible choice is do a hundred percent and get
01:15:50.340 paid. The next best possible choice is do zero percent and don't get paid, right? Don't waste
01:15:56.760 any effort, but to do 80% and stop there and not get paid. What is wrong with you? That's the worst
01:16:04.400 possible choice you know what i'll be wanting to fix a problem and i'll come up with a way to solve
01:16:10.560 it and then i'll ask a guy how to do it and it just amazes me i'm like i was going to do it in
01:16:15.680 the least efficient way possible like there's no less efficient way i could have done this
01:16:21.200 and you bring in like an average guy and he's like we'll do it this way and i'm like i did not
01:16:25.920 think of that and i think that's most women i don't really think i'm special in that regard
01:16:30.320 like i think you know if women fix a problem we'll just find the least efficient way to do it
01:16:36.560 possible pretty much unless a man taught us so add me to your team what do you do do you edit like
01:16:44.640 what what's the maybe if you edit or something so i see all the apparently i triggered a bunch
01:16:54.240 of haters in your chat really i don't know i saw i don't know usually it's it's okay i'm accustomed
01:17:01.520 to it uh folks i don't care uh in fact i'll tell you this though if you make it a super chat i will
01:17:06.640 personally read your insults on the air all right but you have to pay for the privilege it's got to
01:17:12.080 be at least a five dollar super chat and i'll read it yeah they liked you last time you came on i
01:17:17.520 don't know i mean there's a lot of trolls right now i don't worry about it yeah i'm 49 yeah people
01:17:24.320 want to their divorce story in it um you guys email me in like two weeks i'll probably start
01:17:32.320 like picking who's gonna be in it so that's your best bet if you want to be in it i i will say
01:17:36.720 this you're talking about women uh dating or marrying a divorced guy and and you hit the nail
01:17:41.440 on the head just you don't have to know how to cook you don't know how to do anything and just
01:17:45.360 just have a lot of sex with him it'll be fine it'll work out and smile be pleasant lots of sex
01:17:52.520 it's i mean you could burn every dinner he will not give a shit trust me yeah because the ex-wife
01:17:58.960 is usually such a bitch that like you just have to be nice you can have zero skills he's like
01:18:04.480 you're willing to learn oh yeah come right this way that's it it's like the bar is on the floor
01:18:09.980 there's nothing guys like yeah and not being run through helps of course but uh yeah guys
01:18:17.140 there's nothing guys like more than what's the word i can use that wouldn't be misogynistic
01:18:21.940 i'm struggling to think of one i was gonna say train but that's that sounds really offensive
01:18:26.260 but that's how guys think of it i mean you're you're training you know you're training yeah
01:18:33.560 yeah no god i mean that's why women fall in love with like their professors or whatever
01:18:38.960 or like like a lot of time they're coaches or I mean there's I knew I ran track with a girl who
01:18:45.480 married our cross-country coach so the school didn't like that one they were graduated so now
01:18:51.840 they have a kid but they college college I felt like it wasn't weird but they I don't know I think
01:19:00.680 I think most women who are not already train wrecks they they they like a guy who knows what
01:19:05.800 he's doing who's you know dominant and whatever his field is in he's competent he's hyper competent
01:19:12.080 he's confident i i think women love that i mean yeah well thanks for calling in i'm gonna close
01:19:20.400 out the show soon all right take care i'll talk soon bye you guys are giving shit to someone in
01:19:28.960 the chat anyways all right guys um i'm gonna i'm gonna go i'm kind of sick so i just gotta
01:19:44.840 i gotta take it easy thanks for watching i really appreciate it um like the video if you can on your
01:19:53.680 way out, please subscribe to the channel. And I told you so. I told you so. I told you so. I told
01:19:59.360 you so. I told you so. I told you so. Pearl was right. I told you so. I told you. Wait. I told you
01:20:11.140 so wait i told all of you so i'm not gonna forget won't won't forget this on the low
01:20:28.740 was that good did i hit it or no i won't i won't forget this
01:20:35.460 solo. Did I hit it or no? Write a song called But Pearl. I'm trying to learn to play an F
01:20:48.840 major, so forgive me if it's a little off. Oh, but Pearl. But Pearl. Oh, but Pearl. Why
01:21:01.600 don't you interview the couples that are so happy? But Pearl, look at my wife and me.
01:21:19.920 But Pearl, but Pearl, you're so bitter. Pearl, but Pearl, you're such a quitter. Pearl, but
01:21:31.040 Pearl by Pearl.
01:21:33.300 Anyways.
01:21:35.200 I probably bombed that, but it's fine.
01:21:39.220 Anyways.
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