Pearl - October 03, 2026


“Man Dumps the ‘PERFECT’ Woman Who Paid for EVERYTHING” @JustPearlyThings

“She Flew Across the Country Just to Get IGNORED by Him” @JustPearlyThings “Man Sees His Hinge Date and IMMEDIATELY Wants to Leave” @JustPearlyThings

Episode Stats


Length

2 minutes

Words per minute

210.25

Word count

487

Sentence count

1

Harmful content

Misogyny

6

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Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
00:00:00.000 with my ex of five years and i literally have no complaints about her like she was perfect right 0.97
00:00:06.480 i used to like didn't have a car now i have a car but when i didn't have a car she used to let me
00:00:11.600 ride around her car all day while she was at work and i still didn't have a job now i like 1.00
00:00:18.720 and it doesn't get any better than that she used to pay for all the meals she paid for the bills
00:00:23.280 all that until i got my stuff together but it was just something about her it was just something
00:00:28.560 about her i couldn't comprehend like i can't really explain it to y'all but she was so perfect
00:00:35.540 but you know how somebody can be good to you but they're just not that that good person to you you
00:00:42.100 know like they're that perfect person but it's just to me it's more than just being a perfect
00:00:47.160 person like but they just wasn't that perfect person for me if you get what i'm saying like
00:00:52.400 it just doesn't make sense like and i know it doesn't make sense but i'm gonna try to make it
00:00:56.860 make sense but she was so perfect in every aspect she looked good made good money like i made 30 0.99
00:01:03.680 000 that year but she made 120 000 and she still humbled herself down to come mess with me she
00:01:09.400 buys me meals even to this day like yeah this is how we sound this is how we sound oh no i go home
00:01:15.880 she'll text me ask me how my day is going and then like she'll door dash me some food while i'm just
00:01:21.440 at the crib not doing anything and it's just like i really can't i just i have to make room for who
00:01:27.240 i truly love like even though she was all good and dandy and perfect i have to make room for my
00:01:33.660 wife like yeah you see this is uh how whip it sound he's totally troll the one who i truly love
00:01:40.640 even though she might not be as good as this person over here me and her goals just been the
00:01:45.060 line so i'm just gonna let her go and let i'm gonna let the bird fly you know i'm gonna let
00:01:50.360 i'm gonna let that go even though she was good to me i just have to let her go like she'll be
00:01:54.660 good to somebody else i had to really let her fly away like honestly she was a blessing to my life 1.00
00:01:59.740 though so perfect drive her car for real every day but she literally took care of me she literally 1.00
00:02:07.200 upped my standards she upped my standards so now y'all know my standards are already high 0.72
00:02:12.800 she literally upped my standards oh my god oh my god that's so funny okay let's see