Pearl - October 04, 2026


“Man STUDIED Her Entire TikTok Before Their First Date” @JustPearlyThings

“Man Gets His HEART BROKEN After His First Hookup” @JustPearlyThings

Episode Stats


Length

2 minutes

Words per minute

218.07

Word count

629

Sentence count

9

Harmful content

Toxicity

3

sentences flagged

Hate speech

3

sentences flagged


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 story about a guy that i went on a day with who watched every single one of my tiktoks and
00:00:03.800 basically learned my entire life and all my interests and then used it in conversation to
00:00:08.820 make it seem like we were super compatible and then just asked me to help him with his tiktok
00:00:13.040 page do you guys want to hear that story it just happened this morning and i was debating on 1.00
00:00:17.540 posting this because i know that he's gonna fucking watch it because you're a fucking creep 0.96
00:00:21.180 but i decided that i'm gonna do it because if you want to make content i'm gonna make content out 0.99
00:00:25.500 of you so basically what happened is i met this man like a month ago on a dating app okay the
00:00:31.860 conversation was fine and then it died down very fast that happens on dating apps so i didn't really
00:00:36.300 think anything of it a few weeks passed by and all of a sudden he's sending me like multiple
00:00:40.860 messages a day and it's nothing crazy like at first it's like oh how's your day oh like you're
00:00:45.420 really pretty oh i'd love to take you out like that kind of stuff and i said you know what i
00:00:50.800 really appreciate the effort and that he's like coming back to message me. So let me take him up
00:00:56.460 on the offer. So I said, sure. Why don't we get breakfast this morning or brunch or something?
00:01:01.160 And immediately he's like, perfect. And he texted me last night to confirm. And he says,
00:01:06.580 he says to me, Hey, I'm all down for like meeting you tomorrow, but I just wanted you to know that
00:01:12.880 I just started fasting and working out. So I can't have a big meal. Mind you, I just posted
00:01:19.620 that I just started my weight loss journey like two and a half weeks ago I've lost 11 pounds and
00:01:24.880 I'm fasting okay I just posted about that and at first I was like oh my gosh I'm like literally
00:01:30.900 twins like that's so cool we're both doing that and so I'm like okay let's meet at this place
00:01:36.000 and we can just get like something super small something healthy and he's like perfect cool we
00:01:41.380 meet up for the day and I showed up super early I think it was like 7 a.m this morning because I
00:01:47.380 was already up and he was there too and we get our drinks and we sit down and immediately i'm like
00:01:53.240 okay i'm like so i know we've already like kind of told each other about ourselves like through
00:01:57.780 you know messages and stuff i'm like what are you looking for in a person and immediately he's like
00:02:04.280 telling me about myself he's like i would really like a hard-working woman if men were honest they
00:02:09.480 would just say convenient he's like i don't really care if like she has kids if you don't know i have
00:02:14.540 a son i have a teenager um he's like i would love someone that takes care of others i'm a nurse and
00:02:21.340 just literally starts telling me about myself and i'm like oh my gosh like this is so crazy i haven't
00:02:26.460 clocked it yet okay because i'm stupid haven't clocked it yet i'm literally thinking this is
00:02:30.860 organic and that we're compatible and this is amazing and then we start talking about other
00:02:34.680 non-serious things and i ask him i say what are your favorite tv shows and he says gray's anatomy
00:02:40.680 which i post about all the time and then what i'm hearing is he did a scouting report ladies
00:02:46.560 we got to start learning from the men what's your favorite what's your favorite show sports uh
00:02:52.160 breaking bad