Pearl - March 24, 2026


Mid Women Who REFUSE To Listen Are Insufferable

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Episode Stats


Length

10 minutes

Words per minute

192.98

Word count

2,085

Sentence count

66

Harmful content

Misogyny

14

sentences flagged

Toxicity

28

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Hate speech

19

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Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

In this episode of the reaction series, me and douchebagpa react to each other's reactions to the reels sent in by you, the listeners! This week, we have: - My 30th birthday - How to deal with your mom when she shows up at your apartment door to tell you not to go to her wedding - Why I don t want to have kids - Who's going to be my next wife? - What s the worst thing my mom has ever said to me - Is it a good thing I'm not having kids? And so much more!

Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
Hosts, guests, and mentioned names generated with spaCy (en_core_web_sm), reconciled against Wikidata.
00:00:00.000 the hell do you think this is annoying no you don't get to make your own decisions stop you 1.00
00:00:04.700 don't run shit you don't sit there and bicker old people you hop in you leave we're sitting 1.00
00:00:09.620 here ghost riding the whip in the neighborhood stop acting like we're not in the wrong what up 1.00
00:00:13.800 guys welcome to my reaction series where i react to the reels that me and doug mpa send each other
00:00:19.860 if you guys want to be a part of the putting together these reels please join our discord
00:00:25.120 the link is in the description and we are going to react to instagram is not a real place um
00:00:31.040 because it really just seems like we're living in the clown world okay okay 0.96
00:00:37.840 mom why why do you think i am still a single woman in my mid-30s because all young men are trash and 0.97
00:00:46.400 you're perfect is that a good answer oh you don't think i have any flaws whatsoever zero and i'm 0.92
00:00:53.360 I'm beautiful, you're stunning, stunning, beautiful, smart.
00:00:58.340 Yeah, see, this is what I mean. 0.62
00:01:00.360 Society creates monsters of women. 1.00
00:01:03.260 We create monsters because no one ever tells us we're wrong.
00:01:06.700 It's kind of trolling, right?
00:01:07.860 I think it's sarcastic, but.
00:01:09.280 I mean, I don't understand.
00:01:11.340 What else are you?
00:01:12.560 Generous.
00:01:13.300 I'm generous.
00:01:15.320 But brilliant.
00:01:17.280 You have a job.
00:01:18.860 Make money.
00:01:20.080 What else do you have?
00:01:21.300 Yeah.
00:01:21.780 Yeah. So there's this whole idea that the older women are going to help the younger women, 1.00
00:01:24.960 but it's like the older women gave us the younger women. So are you guys really better?
00:01:29.720 Decent body.
00:01:30.820 All right. All right. Who's next? We got this lady here. All right. I'm 30. She's the cope.
00:01:36.520 I'm 36 years old. And I'm starting to fear that I'm not going to grow out of this awkward phase
00:01:42.140 that I've been in for 35 years. You know, I'm still afraid of what...
00:01:48.200 You just got to take the L. Some of us are weird. I'm kind of weird, right?
00:01:51.780 But, you know, it's better to just accept being weird rather than try to be normal.
00:01:55.740 Because that's going to be so much work.
00:01:57.760 You just got to eat the L.
00:01:58.820 The popular girls think somehow I grew into allergies instead of having them.
00:02:04.540 Totally.
00:02:05.860 And I talked to a co-worker for 10 minutes today with my fly down.
00:02:11.000 So I don't think I'm ever going to beat the awkward allegations.
00:02:14.400 Yeah, you're not.
00:02:15.560 All right, next.
00:02:16.340 We got another mid.
00:02:17.960 Let's see what the mids have to say this morning.
00:02:20.360 my mom right and on my 25th birthday she shows up at my apartment door I haven't spoken to this
00:02:24.860 woman in about a year six months she shows up at my apartment door and she's like happy birthday 1.00
00:02:29.740 and I'm like what are you doing here I look out the door I see him down the hallway hands on hips
00:02:37.920 just waiting for her and I'm like and she's like and I'm like you want to know
00:02:50.300 what you did i'm like i told you specifically not to go to his wedding his being my cousin who 0.80
00:02:56.980 molested me when i was nine i told you not to go but you went i told you if you go i'm cutting you 0.99
00:03:02.660 off honey why see this is another controlling woman you see what i'm saying like she wants 1.00
00:03:12.880 to control other people and you just can't you got to respect their decisions so you're just
00:03:16.440 she wanted to control your mother wanted to control you now you want to exert control
00:03:19.960 hey wait apparently that's when i realized i caught off my mom right and i'm all right let's
00:03:25.600 see who's next let's see let's talk to another mid oh wait do you have kids do you want to have kids 0.53
00:03:31.680 no no because why would i bring children into the world inside of a country that eats children 1.00
00:03:40.280 on top of that i've got addiction and a million mental illnesses that run in my family you think
00:03:45.440 i want to pass on those struggles to my child you think i want my child not everyone was meant to
00:03:49.740 reproduce so it's all to be 16 years old and wanting to kill themselves no i wouldn't wish
00:03:55.480 that on anyone let alone my own children people are like quitting before you even try i like that
00:04:01.340 idea okay who's next let's see this lady here's some things i didn't know about being thinner that 1.00
00:04:06.560 i am just now learning because i have always been super bad i dropped about 70 pounds and there are
00:04:11.960 just some things that surprise me my bones rub against things if i sit down it hurts if i lean
00:04:18.100 against something it hurts god forbid i accidentally elbow my hip bone i'm cold all the time no matter
00:04:24.480 what the temperature actually is freezing yeah that is that is oh my gosh the heat thing is so
00:04:29.740 all the time groceries are a lot cheaper because i don't eat like a hippo anymore
00:04:34.880 none of my clothes fit me anymore like they are literally falling off of me so i have to like you
00:04:41.080 know blow money on clothes but i was gonna say it's way easier to go clothes shopping because
00:04:45.500 i'm not sitting there in the changing room for three hours crying my eyes out and last but not
00:04:49.240 least i feel like i get a lot more male attention because i'm a lot thinner and i'm not really
00:04:54.800 really fat anymore oh yeah that's the that's the worst thing you can do to a man is get fat 0.72
00:04:59.860 except a black man they don't really care but the white guys yeah you can't get fat on them 0.99
00:05:04.900 a lot of people were saying in my comments when i said black men will like bang fat women they're 1.00
00:05:09.500 like hey but there's a lot of white men with fat wives and i'm like yeah but they didn't sign up 0.99
00:05:13.980 for that. The white men were bamboozled. Usually the girl does it after the ring. That's pretty 1.00
00:05:20.300 common. A lot of what's being called body positivity is just fear of discipline. Somewhere
00:05:24.900 along the way, we stopped empowering women and we started protecting them from effort. We turned 0.92
00:05:29.580 love yourself into never push yourself. And we turned confidence into comfort. But comfort has
00:05:35.440 never built a strong body. Comfort has never built resistance. Here's the truth that nobody wants to
00:05:41.360 tell you. If you truly loved your body, you'd train it. You'd feel it well. You'd actually
00:05:46.560 improve it. Not because you hate it, but because you respect it. Growth isn't violence. Discipline
00:05:52.340 isn't oppression. And fat loss isn't betrayal. Choosing to improve yourself doesn't mean that
00:05:58.120 you're ashamed. It means that you refuse to settle. There's nothing empowering about mediocrity
00:06:03.520 dressed up as self-acceptance. Body positivity should mean that you're worthy of better,
00:06:08.460 not that you are done growing if it removes responsibility efforts and standards it's not
00:06:14.600 body positivity it's body passivity yeah okay yeah um she seems crazy i won't lie i mean i guess i
00:06:21.340 agree with the sentiment but you just kind of seem insane okay let's see another mid and you know
00:06:25.800 what hell yeah i love being one of the fittest people in the room hell yes i love going to the
00:06:30.500 grocery store i'm better than you and wearing a tight maxi dress and seeing people's heads turn
00:06:34.520 I love wearing an itty bitty bikini and going on vacation having my body be the very last thing that
00:06:39.660 I'm worried about I love going to the gym and wearing shorts that ride up who doesn't you know 0.97
00:06:44.280 my ass that accentuate my glutes that I work so but you're still a mid you know I mean you can 0.98
00:06:48.140 be a fit mid but you're still a mid and we really got to bring the ego down because you're not hot 1.00
00:06:52.320 enough to have a huge ego you don't look like your Instagram filter you look like a 30 year old 0.99
00:06:56.140 something year old fit chick you know and that's great but you're still you know a mid fucking 1.00
00:07:01.920 hard for. I love being fit. I love being healthy. I love being active. And I love that I can be the 0.96
00:07:07.280 friend that people can come to for health and fitness advice. And I love that my body is able
00:07:12.740 to inspire, but also intimidate people a little bit because it shows them the gap. These women 1.00
00:07:18.000 all seem crazy between where they are right now and what they're actually capable of. And I love
00:07:24.340 all right uh we got this lady here this is an honest opinion like totally honest want to know 0.96
00:07:32.880 what people really think but why is it that i can post something about making a burrito and
00:07:42.340 people can call me a saltine cracker make fun of me because i'm white all of these things
00:07:52.880 and that's not racist but if tables were turned then that would be racist i'm just here's the
00:08:01.460 thing white people's racism doesn't count uh or sorry white people's racism counts black people's
00:08:07.400 racism doesn't i mean that's the world we live in um i don't make the rules i just tell you what
00:08:11.660 they are trying to make it make sense to me because why is it okay for a colored person to 0.99
00:08:20.660 completely well we live in the woman's world which is the devil's world destroy me but if i 0.99
00:08:26.840 did the same thing i would probably go to jail yeah just wondering all right let's see what's
00:08:32.500 next we got this we got a karen mr karen over here get it get it get it we're filming a video
00:08:38.340 okay
00:08:40.700 yeah so the man is saying get out of the situation and she's saying let me just poke the bear
00:08:49.280 what i get it you can leave us alone a two-year-old what does that matter who's driving
00:08:59.700 the car when he's walking around with a skateboard just relax bro just do it somewhere else
00:09:04.780 take my picture take it in the car the hell do you think this is annoying no you don't get to 1.00
00:09:11.200 make your own decisions stop you don't run shit you don't sit there and bicker old people you 1.00
00:09:16.260 pop in you leave we're sitting here ghost riding the whip in the neighborhood stop acting like 0.99
00:09:20.080 we're not in the wrong and then you're antagonizing him if he goes and slaps you i have to go grab 0.93
00:09:24.560 him you don't get to do that if he hummed get whoa this guy's cooking it's in your face now i
00:09:29.880 have to fight him so you don't get to act all big and bad when you're with your man it's not funny
00:09:33.840 now he's gonna call the cops and now there's problems now i have to deal with it and i told
00:09:37.100 you get in the car you learn to listen to me no you didn't you're talking to him it's not a safe
00:09:41.940 thing i have to scream at you to get you in the car you won't get in you're sitting there talking 1.00
00:09:45.620 shit to him it's not okay to do that i said five times get in the car you have this ego that you 1.00
00:09:52.020 think it's okay oh my god all the comments are saying girl you got black women saying the guy 1.00
00:09:56.560 is right you know how bitchy and insufferable of a person you have to be for black women to be on 1.00
00:10:02.220 your side we are doing something wrong we're totally in the wrong we're in front of this 0.99
00:10:08.220 house i get it just please stop i need you to say next time that happens i will listen
00:10:13.120 yes you do you wouldn't get in the car i had to scream at you yes if i'm not listening to you
00:10:23.620 and you're arguing with a grown man yes there's no reason for us to yell at each other it's fine
00:10:28.740 i understand oh my god that was the biggest gaslighting i've ever well guys that's um
00:10:34.660 episode one of this week of instagram is not a real place if you want to type in and enter in
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00:10:46.060 them next time like the video and i'll see you next time