Pearl - November 08, 2025


Modern Women Getting Laid Off Is The Funniest Thing Ever


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Length

8 minutes

Words per minute

193.84866

Word count

1,666

Sentence count

216

Harmful content

Misogyny

21

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Toxicity

13

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Hate speech

13

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Summary

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In this episode, we are reacting to women that are unemployed. We talk about what it's like to be a woman without a job and how hard it is to find a job as a millennial in the 21st century.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Moved 3,000 miles.
00:00:01.120 How are you unemployed?
00:00:02.720 You moved to New York to be laid off.
00:00:05.340 What up, guys?
00:00:05.960 Welcome to my reaction series.
00:00:07.680 Women begged to work. 1.00
00:00:09.300 We said, please, please, guys, let us work.
00:00:11.940 We don't want to rely on a man. 1.00
00:00:13.540 We want to be independent.
00:00:15.100 And now, independent we are.
00:00:17.760 Today, we are reacting to women that are unemployed. 1.00
00:00:22.760 Dun, dun, dun.
00:00:26.320 Scroll on TikTok.
00:00:27.760 Okay.
00:00:28.640 Wake up.
00:00:30.180 Scroll on TikTok.
00:00:31.720 I'm not shocked.
00:00:32.840 I'm not shocked that you wake up and scroll on TikTok.
00:00:35.260 How does she have this nice of a kitchen being unemployed? 1.00
00:00:37.520 This looks like my family's kitchen.
00:00:40.200 This looks like my parents' house.
00:00:41.740 She must be at her parents' house.
00:00:43.420 Get coffee.
00:00:44.940 Checking emails to see.
00:00:46.460 We regret to inform you.
00:00:48.860 Locking in and applying.
00:00:50.440 When I, you know, one of my first YouTube videos was me going door to door in rich neighborhoods
00:00:55.440 asking for a job.
00:00:56.840 Not because I wanted one.
00:00:57.900 And I wanted to stay unemployed at the time like the modern woman I am.
00:01:02.760 It was because I was trying to be a YouTuber and I felt like I could do it.
00:01:06.380 But I wanted to see what would happen.
00:01:08.560 And I actually got offered a job in a day.
00:01:12.540 I knocked on the door of some CEO's house.
00:01:17.020 So, you know, as a woman, I don't really think there's any reason to be unemployed.
00:01:21.620 Men are always willing to help you.
00:01:22.880 Men are so nice.
00:01:24.600 They're so nice.
00:01:25.100 If you just come in with a smile and say, hi, I'm Pearl.
00:01:28.540 I'm looking for a job.
00:01:29.520 Are any of you hiring?
00:01:31.240 You'd be shocked.
00:01:32.180 A lot of people will.
00:01:33.620 I mean, when I was in college, I'd go door to door and just to the neighbor and the job
00:01:40.180 like places in my town.
00:01:42.380 Um, and then I would get a job in a day.
00:01:45.040 I hated applying online.
00:01:46.100 I'm like, that's too much work.
00:01:47.500 It's more jobs.
00:01:49.260 Refreshing LinkedIn.
00:01:50.860 Getting ghosted.
00:01:52.880 Crash out an app.
00:01:54.780 Applied to more jobs.
00:01:57.200 Crying.
00:01:57.920 Okay.
00:01:58.360 You gotta, you gotta think outside the box, Chica. 1.00
00:02:01.060 Go and get rid of these nails. 1.00
00:02:02.180 How are you unemployed and you have fake nails?
00:02:03.840 I don't even have fake nails.
00:02:05.240 I don't.
00:02:06.080 I haven't had fake nails in years.
00:02:08.280 As far as it looks, I play guitar.
00:02:09.240 But you see what I'm saying?
00:02:11.480 It's like, I see fake hair, fake nails, fake lashes, and maybe a little bit of plastic
00:02:16.780 surgery on the face.
00:02:18.500 How are you unemployed and affording this?
00:02:21.100 Dinner.
00:02:22.300 Scroll some more on TikTok.
00:02:23.480 Like I never heard cook.
00:02:25.080 I mean, if you're unemployed, chicken and rice, baby.
00:02:28.440 And then sleep.
00:02:30.260 All right.
00:02:31.220 Let's see.
00:02:31.980 Next, we got this lady here. 1.00
00:02:33.780 I got laid off from my job almost five months ago and the downfall of my attitude is finally
00:02:41.040 happening.
00:02:41.940 I don't know how people don't work.
00:02:43.620 Like I've been working for 15 to 20 years.
00:02:46.760 AI is going to take out a lot of female jobs. 1.00
00:02:48.520 It's going to be hilarious because we always look for an easier way to do things, right?
00:02:52.760 And so we'll be like, men, invent easier ways for us to do things.
00:02:55.620 And then they do.
00:02:56.380 And then we're unemployed.
00:02:58.340 It's like, I bet we wish we didn't do that.
00:03:00.200 You know, they're about to get AI robots for men, you know, to like flirt with them and
00:03:04.260 stuff because we can't be nice to them.
00:03:06.160 So they're about to outsource womanhood. 1.00
00:03:07.820 What if they get artificial wombs? 1.00
00:03:09.200 Then we're cooked.
00:03:10.320 I worked at the company that I was at for almost 11 years.
00:03:14.820 Big, amazing tech company.
00:03:17.180 And like, I just don't know what people that don't work do.
00:03:19.660 Yeah.
00:03:20.060 Tech people, they don't really do much.
00:03:22.600 I mean, I knew a lot of girls out of college that just got these overpaid tech jobs where 1.00
00:03:26.560 they just were not doing anything.
00:03:28.020 Especially if you're like.
00:03:28.760 I know.
00:03:29.380 I know it's like we say women were tricked into working, but our jobs aren't hard. 1.00
00:03:33.880 So that's why we love working is because we get a lot of money for doing very little.
00:03:39.280 So it's amazing.
00:03:39.980 And then we get all the freedom.
00:03:41.200 So we don't have to listen to a man. 0.99
00:03:43.480 We're like, this is great. 1.00
00:03:44.520 We can be whores. 0.99
00:03:45.560 Awesome. 0.99
00:03:46.240 Not married.
00:03:47.000 No kids.
00:03:47.640 Like, what are we doing?
00:03:48.780 You can work out for a couple hours a day.
00:03:50.340 You can go shopping.
00:03:50.980 You can cook.
00:03:51.540 You can talk to your friends.
00:03:52.300 But like, you can read podcasts. 0.98
00:03:54.540 Like, I'm fucking bored. 0.97
00:03:56.240 You'd look for a new job. 0.97
00:03:57.440 Yeah.
00:03:58.040 Word.
00:03:58.440 It's Chicago, I think.
00:03:59.860 Is that Chicago?
00:04:01.080 I don't know how I'm going to do this for another few months.
00:04:03.880 Someone help me.
00:04:04.800 Champagne problems.
00:04:05.740 I know.
00:04:06.280 All right.
00:04:06.680 Let's see what we got next.
00:04:08.440 We got this woman. 0.97
00:04:09.300 She looks unemployed.
00:04:10.360 The other women did not look unemployed.
00:04:12.840 No jobs.
00:04:13.920 There are.
00:04:14.220 I thought she kind of looks like she's down syndrome. 1.00
00:04:18.440 I'm sorry, ma'am.
00:04:19.640 No jobs anywhere.
00:04:23.020 I'm willing to do time.
00:04:24.100 At least the other women were thin. 1.00
00:04:25.920 They looked thin, at least.
00:04:27.320 You cannot be overweight.
00:04:29.480 Like, I just think if I was unemployed, like, that's all I would do.
00:04:32.740 Is I would be so in shape.
00:04:35.340 I would be, if I wasn't trying to start my own business or something like that, that would
00:04:39.080 be my job.
00:04:39.760 I'd be like, I'm getting hot this year and finding a husband.
00:04:42.220 Tiny jobs.
00:04:43.000 I've done tiny jobs.
00:04:44.180 My whole life has been tiny jobs. 1.00
00:04:46.320 But now, when I try to do a tiny job, they tell me I'm overqualified because of that stupid 0.99
00:04:52.180 degree they told me to get. 0.99
00:04:54.240 Oh, you can't get a job unless you have a degree from a college life.
00:04:57.720 My friends that didn't go to college.
00:04:59.360 The problem with women is we just believe things. 1.00
00:05:01.440 Like, they'll tell men, you don't need a degree, or you need a degree to get a job.
00:05:05.400 And the men will say, do I really?
00:05:06.820 But I can do the work.
00:05:08.000 And they'll push back and they'll get the jobs where women will be like, oh, okay. 1.00
00:05:11.580 I need to spend a hundred grand.
00:05:13.840 That sounds reasonable.
00:05:15.140 Sign me up.
00:05:15.980 Better jobs than I do.
00:05:17.820 With better pay and benefits.
00:05:20.240 My friends that did go to college aren't even doing jobs in what they got a degree in.
00:05:25.420 And I, I, I just, where did they go?
00:05:30.220 The consequences of your actions.
00:05:32.000 Where did, where did the jobs go?
00:05:33.860 Like, you don't want to party for four years.
00:05:35.740 It is fun.
00:05:36.760 But yeah, you got to pay for it.
00:05:38.720 Oh, they can't all have gone to China.
00:05:41.280 The robots didn't take all the jobs yet.
00:05:44.460 I just want to work so I can buy like groceries and stuff.
00:05:49.080 All right, let's see.
00:05:50.500 I mean, you're obviously buying groceries because you're overweight.
00:05:52.840 I, I don't know why I got to keep repeating myself.
00:05:55.660 All right.
00:05:56.680 Moved 3,000 miles.
00:05:57.920 How are you unemployed?
00:05:59.520 You moved to New York to be laid off.
00:06:02.420 That's a tough city to be unemployed in.
00:06:04.220 I heard it's really expensive.
00:06:05.080 I moved 3,000 miles away to be laid off.
00:06:08.360 And right before the holidays.
00:06:10.240 Love that. 0.94
00:06:11.140 My initial reaction was to come on here and honestly expose all the crap that I've been put through, 0.94
00:06:15.620 especially the last couple of days. 0.88
00:06:17.280 And I thought, yeah, this will get views.
00:06:20.120 This will get viral.
00:06:21.060 This will cancel them.
00:06:23.040 But I genuinely believe that that's not who I am.
00:06:27.520 And that's not how I want to start off my full-time career as a content creator.
00:06:33.340 Of course, it's a full-time.
00:06:34.420 Let's, I'm going to look at the end of this to see if I think she'll make it.
00:06:37.800 I do think there is a lot of opportunity in YouTube and content creation.
00:06:41.160 By bringing other people down.
00:06:44.180 So from now until my life. 0.85
00:06:45.600 But a lot of these women are really lazy, so they won't make it. 1.00
00:06:47.780 This is up.
00:06:48.600 I am going to try to create content full-time.
00:06:51.140 I'm going to pitch myself to brands.
00:06:52.880 I'm going to post consistently.
00:06:54.380 Most importantly, trying to make my content not selfish.
00:06:58.380 So if there's any.
00:06:59.200 This whole video is just about you.
00:07:00.760 Anything you guys want me to post or want to know or want to talk about careers or just,
00:07:05.960 I don't know, anything.
00:07:07.120 So Fora Squad, whatever it is, let me know.
00:07:09.440 Because girl, I have nothing but time now.
00:07:11.600 I'm going to try to enjoy New York as much as I can.
00:07:13.780 Because who knows?
00:07:15.220 Maybe next year, California will be calling.
00:07:18.320 Now you want to go from expensive to more expensive.
00:07:20.680 Why not like Nebraska?
00:07:22.680 Okay.
00:07:23.260 Um, let's see.
00:07:25.380 Is she.
00:07:25.860 I haven't left the apartment in 14 hours.
00:07:28.260 I have been with.
00:07:30.700 Three TikToks a day.
00:07:32.560 Again, I used to do like 10.
00:07:34.420 So.
00:07:36.040 Um, how is this content?
00:07:37.320 This is.
00:07:39.440 That's kind of crazy.
00:07:47.940 She's getting all this free stuff for.
00:07:50.500 I will buy these if they're under $6.
00:07:54.720 Okay.
00:07:55.340 We got her shopping.
00:07:57.520 Sightseeing.
00:07:58.320 Let's see this.
00:07:58.720 Trying to clean the bathroom, but I don't know why I can't stop crying today.
00:08:03.260 My husband left to work.
00:08:06.360 It's just so crazy that now.
00:08:08.040 Oh, so her husband's paying for her influencing career. 0.98
00:08:10.660 Okay.
00:08:10.920 That makes sense.
00:08:12.320 At least she's married. 0.95
00:08:13.540 Um, let's see.
00:08:14.500 She's dressing up.
00:08:16.460 It's just kind of crazy how women are unemployed and living these type of lifestyles. 1.00
00:08:21.260 But now I know her husband's paying for it.
00:08:22.520 That makes sense.
00:08:23.260 Um, I hopefully you're throwing it back real good for him, lady. 0.99
00:08:26.880 Okay, guys, let me know what you think of the comments.
00:08:28.840 Have you seen any unemployed women? 0.99
00:08:30.640 If so, what's been your experience?
00:08:32.180 Thank you guys so much for watching.
00:08:33.560 Like the video, subscribe, and I'll see you next time.