Pearl - May 16, 2024


Modern Women Want a 6'4 Blue Eyed Man in Finance with a Trust Fund


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As a graduate of Harvard Business School, I was surrounded by every manner of finance bros. I m here to break down the hierarchy of the finance bro hierarchy and give my opinion on it. I also talk about a new TikTok song that's going viral and why it's hilarious.

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00:00:00.000 is welcome to the audacity network and welcome to my channel it's your girl pearl and i am back
00:00:10.420 in the kitchen my critics and detractors have been coming at me for quite some time and they
00:00:15.720 said pearl pearl why don't you get back in the kitchen are you sure we're live i don't see it on
00:00:23.440 my thing. Are you sure? I don't see it on YouTube. What? It's weird. It's not the chat isn't coming
00:00:40.240 out. Let me pull it up on my phone. Well, guys, they told me to go back in the kitchen. And I'm
00:00:45.920 here i'm ready you know i i did as i was told so today um if you guys oh now i see it i don't know
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00:01:34.000 me one in the chat? If you can hear me, hello, hello guys. Okay. So today I wanted to talk about
00:01:41.520 a song that I saw and I just wanted to give my point of view on this song so there's a song
00:01:50.860 going viral on TikTok and I'm going to pull it up real quick okay wait let me make sure okay
00:01:59.140 this is for all right is this up okay all right
00:02:08.140 uh are we sure this i don't think this is plugged in yeah hold on guys one second
00:02:17.240 you know we talk all about we talk a lot about women's delusional standards 1.00
00:02:22.620 and sometimes women ask for things right and I don't know if we fully think about what we're
00:02:34.320 asking for so there's this song and the song's going viral and it's talking about what women are
00:02:46.240 it's talking about what women want now women want 0.59
00:02:50.880 you know i'm just gonna show you guys the song let me just show you
00:02:55.860 all right i'm looking for a man in finance trust fund 65 blue eyes finance trust fund
00:03:04.400 65 blue eyes i'm looking for a man i'm looking for a man i'm looking for it looking for it
00:03:09.940 looking finance trust fund 65 blue eyes finance trust on 65 blue eyes okay so that's the original
00:03:19.380 little song. You can take this down. I'm going to pull up the next one. And this song is going
00:03:25.700 viral. And I saw a response to this song that I just thought was hilarious.
00:03:34.080 Oh, actually, let me, not this one.
00:03:39.520 This one. Yeah, I thought this was so funny. Okay. I'm looking for a man in finance,
00:03:45.980 the trust fund six five blue eyes as a graduate of harvard business school i was surrounded by
00:03:51.160 every manner of finance man and in the spirit of sisterhood i will now be breaking down for you
00:03:55.720 the finance bro hierarchy let's begin now at the bottom of the hierarchy are investment bankers
00:04:02.080 now keep in mind this is a well-paid hierarchy so even though they are at the bottom they're still
00:04:06.940 well paid okay even your worst investment bankers at your most no-name banks are gonna pull in 250
00:04:14.040 50,000 a year. Okay. So, you know, at first you see the draw. I mean, six, five man in finance
00:04:24.340 blew up. Where could it go wrong? Where could it go wrong? But why would the dude want her though?
00:04:33.500 Okay. I understand guys, but this is more for the women. This is more for the women. Okay. I'm just, 0.81
00:04:39.600 we're going to go through this. Okay. A quarter of a million dollars. And if he's doing his job
00:04:43.220 well all right or he's at a top named bank like a goldman sachs or jp morgan we're talking about
00:04:48.880 a million plus okay so that's the good news he's well paid what's the bad news you're never gonna
00:04:54.000 see this man okay he is working 80 to 100 hours a week okay is it your birthday doesn't matter
00:05:01.200 oh is it christmas no one cares he's at work all right so this is the man today if you want to be
00:05:07.160 at nobu alone okay now up next we have our hedge fund bros now first of all what is a hedge fund
00:05:14.080 nobody knows and it doesn't matter because the good news is he's well paid all right even the
00:05:19.840 bad ones they're clearing half a mil a year okay and if he knows what he's doing we're talking
00:05:24.740 about multiple millions a year that's the good news what's the bad news you're never going to
00:05:30.480 see this man i don't know what to tell you much like his i-banking friends he's working 80 to 100
00:05:35.240 hours a week. So this is the man to date. If you want to be flewed out, okay, you want to go to
00:05:42.300 Greece, bitch. I love that. Bring a friend. He won't be there now. Okay. And I think this, you 1.00
00:05:51.360 know, women, we often want these high powered professions, right? We often want these guys 1.00
00:05:57.660 that are making a ton of money. All the time, I don't know if women really think about what 1.00
00:06:08.460 comes with it. So I have this side project that I'm working on, and it's where I interview
00:06:14.460 wealthy wives, right? I interview women that are married to the men that women want to marry. 0.99
00:06:21.640 I've identified one industry as finance another one as pilots doctors women tend to want they 1.00
00:06:29.260 don't tend to want the blue-collar workers no offense guys like I'm just repeating back this 0.97
00:06:35.820 isn't me shitting on anybody but this this is what the women say they want the 6-4 0.98
00:06:42.160 man in finance the doctors the pilots etc 1.00
00:06:45.880 of. Can you live off the attention from one man that is working 80 to 90 hours a week?
00:07:05.620 Now, I'm not saying you can or you can't, but most women have had crazy amounts of attention
00:07:14.820 from the time we were very young. The world just
00:07:19.980 celebrates us for being women. So one wife that I interviewed was a woman. She lived, 0.99
00:07:30.600 my parents have a house in Florida and it's a pretty wealthy area. And she had, they had one
00:07:36.500 of the pretty big houses. So I don't know what he was making as an airline pilot, but I could assume
00:07:40.340 he was making good money. No one could live in this neighborhood without making good money.
00:07:43.800 And I asked her, you know, what her life was like married to him.
00:07:52.220 She said, I was in school to be a lawyer.
00:07:56.880 And I dropped out.
00:07:58.620 I met him.
00:08:00.460 So, you know, that's my first question.
00:08:04.220 Are we willing to put our dreams aside for theirs?
00:08:08.540 Now, I'm not in the business of should.
00:08:12.120 I'm not, you should or shouldn't, you know what, I think that everyone has one life to
00:08:19.620 live and damned be it if you're going to let some chick on the internet tell you how to 0.96
00:08:24.580 live. 0.88
00:08:27.100 But I don't know, you guys like hanging out with your boyfriend on the weekends?
00:08:36.520 Not going to happen.
00:08:37.560 you know this pilot he said he was she said he was home maybe 10 days a month so 20 nights a month
00:08:45.520 he is in different countries i asked if she worried about you know cheating that sort of
00:08:52.340 thing she said no i mean what what do you how how are you gonna know if he's cheating if he's in a
00:08:58.000 different state i don't know if we think a lot of this stuff through
00:09:06.820 because you know my dad growing up started a software company
00:09:16.700 he would go to india for two weeks at a time
00:09:22.760 you get to see your husband half the month now look
00:09:27.420 what i'm not saying is don't go don't go after them don't follow your dreams
00:09:35.560 But I am asking, can we really live off of that little attention?
00:09:47.520 Ask yourself this question.
00:09:49.260 I don't know.
00:09:51.320 Okay, next.
00:09:53.040 At the top of the hierarchy, we have our VCPE, Venture Capital Private Equity.
00:09:58.180 Now, these guys are very well paid, all right?
00:10:01.200 In a single deal, they can clear multiple millions of dollars.
00:10:05.560 but what's even more they have time they have time on their hands to spend with you but
00:10:13.160 and to also cheat
00:10:17.880 you know what's funny rich men make time for cheating they really do but
00:10:27.240 these guys let me tell you
00:10:29.160 okay the job is basically chit-chatting is it a real job that's for another video all right but
00:10:38.020 the good news is he's got the money and he's got the time what's the bad news well brad and chad
00:10:43.260 they have portfolio companies in almost every industry and so they are convinced they're experts
00:10:49.460 in everything all right so you're gonna get a whole lot of mansplaining buckle up and we don't
00:10:54.420 care about that never gonna stop but like i said they've got the money they've got the time so this
00:11:00.020 is who you want if you want to start a family okay so there you have it ladies your finance bro
00:11:05.920 hierarchy as you can see there are pros and cons no matter what path you choose so keep your wits
00:11:10.860 about you stay safe okay next thing we're gonna look at you can take it down while i get the new 0.93
00:11:19.240 link you know so i started then we got this trend of the girlfriends
00:11:29.000 uh is it this one i'm looking for a man in finance then we got the trend of the
00:11:36.760 girlfriends showing off their six four blue-eyed man in finance okay so here we go
00:11:49.240 this is by the way this is her six four 0.66
00:11:56.780 walking down this so my first question ladies is
00:12:03.240 baby i'm gonna treat do you look like this
00:12:08.040 i'm not saying i do
00:12:12.260 is this is this what you look like
00:12:19.240 is this or some similar archetype is what they tend to date
00:12:24.960 i don't know i don't know you know and the other thing you got to think about
00:12:40.320 wait let me go forward
00:12:44.800 he's definitely cheating
00:12:47.880 there's no ifs ands or buts about this guarantee he's cheating
00:12:53.600 maybe she found a unicorn i doubt it
00:13:00.580 all right let's go to the next one
00:13:05.320 here we go
00:13:08.560 last one
00:13:14.540 oh wait why is it not i forgot the sound off
00:13:19.820 for a man in finance as a six foot five man with blue eyes who works in finance i can tell you
00:13:34.680 unequivocally you will never date a man like me a man like us because men like us who are blessed
00:13:43.300 enough to be very tall very wealthy with beautiful blue eyes we would never date a woman who was 1.00
00:13:50.860 looking for a man we only date women who don't have to look for a man who have never looked for 0.99
00:13:58.420 a man in their lives they're the kind of women who when they do rarely become single there is a queue 0.99
00:14:05.980 of blokes above six so what does this mean 0.52
00:14:10.660 are you hot enough
00:14:14.240 are you at least hot enough to get in the door
00:14:20.320 earning at least eight figures a year lined up around the block just waiting to take them for a
00:14:28.700 coffee and so i'm afraid ladies and anybody else posting this song you are not going to make it 1.00
00:14:37.360 yeah and the thing is most of these chicks don't even have social media they're so hot they just 1.00
00:14:47.960 can live life being hot so let's go over this can they see my whiteboard if i hold it up 1.00
00:14:53.900 no no but I just wanted to okay wait hold on so step one are you
00:15:05.660 hot enough
00:15:12.840 serious question
00:15:18.820 serious question because I just want to I want to
00:15:25.220 I want to show you guys something so we're going to do
00:15:29.500 don't female okay wait don't pull up my screen yet
00:15:36.320 category 1.00
00:15:40.440 all right female delusion calculator 0.98
00:15:55.360 so let's say we want a 6-4 man in finance let's say between the ages of 25 to what do you guys
00:16:05.620 let me know in the chat what do you think what do you think is the the max
00:16:12.380 oh no guys I'm not saying I I'm not saying that I qualify for this stop putting that
00:16:24.500 I'm not saying that okay let 25 to 30 let's let's you know what let's be generous let's go up to 50
00:16:33.620 now a 6-4 man in finance with blue eyes I'm guessing white right 0.99
00:16:39.480 I think they don't want fat.
00:16:46.340 I think they want 6.4.
00:16:48.340 But, you know, we're going to be so nice.
00:16:49.700 We're going to go down to 6.3. 0.96
00:16:51.800 Now, it's said there that the minimum income for what that woman was saying is $250,000 at the lowest level. 0.96
00:17:01.000 So let's F around and find out. 0.99
00:17:05.300 0.0056%.
00:17:10.140 They said, we know you don't qualify.
00:17:12.160 Obviously.
00:17:13.400 Get the F out of my message.
00:17:14.840 I know.
00:17:19.400 They said, that's not even your time.
00:17:21.200 Hey, hey, all right.
00:17:24.520 Let's not go there.
00:17:26.060 Let's not make this about me.
00:17:36.320 Let's not make this about me.
00:17:38.480 Okay.
00:17:38.760 stop, stop doing this to me. Okay. So now we got to, I just think as women, we got to look in the
00:17:46.500 mirror and say, are we in the top zero five, 6% of women? And do we even have the discipline to stay
00:18:04.020 there. And so, you know, sorry, let's, let's go back to this. I'm getting a little distracted.
00:18:12.300 So step one, are you hot enough? So this is going to start with your face. Now be honest,
00:18:22.420 ladies. One to 10. Are you at least as cute? Who's a strong six? I don't know. Drew Barrymore, 1.00
00:18:33.040 Jennifer Anderson, six, seven. That's my question. Are you at least that hot?
00:18:42.200 Fitness. Right, we got this. Are we at least in the, I don't know, the BMI of, I would say
00:18:56.100 athletic. Okay. Face fitness. And ladies, let's not forget boobs and ass. What cup size are you? 0.71
00:19:17.060 How big is the booty? And then age. Now I know that woman was 29. Some women are hot enough to 0.60
00:19:25.020 pull it off I don't know what to tell you guys but they said personality defeats all you're 0.98
00:19:32.060 totally right let's look at number two do you know how I think maybe I should make a powerpoint
00:19:46.920 I think a powerpoint might be necessary I think that might be better here don't pull the screen
00:19:53.800 up yet till I tell you I think I think that's that's going to be better 0.97
00:19:58.640 he said oh pearl just wants pearl just wants validation from men you guys are such whiners 0.95
00:20:12.920 sometimes it's like then get the f off my channel what are you doing here okay all right can you 0.97
00:20:20.500 let's go here can you date a six four you can pull this up blonde blue-eyed man in finance 0.53
00:20:36.960 okay first question are you hot enough
00:20:45.640 this is important are you a six or higher i think that's the bare minimum
00:20:56.520 are you in the athletic bmi category
00:21:07.280 are you fit
00:21:11.420 okay so that's step one are we hot enough 1.00
00:21:16.360 do you have boobs or slash butt 0.99
00:21:29.440 seriously questions i have are you young enough 0.99
00:21:37.280 let's say under 30 i mean we saw the 29 year old so the next question that i have
00:21:45.940 now this is important ladies this is more important than anything else 0.86
00:21:51.440 do you know how to 1.00
00:21:59.260 shut the fuck up i know i don't 1.00
00:22:04.400 So, you know, these guys are out working 80 to 90 hours a week. 0.99
00:22:13.280 When men come home after 80 to 90 hours a week, do you want someone to tell your problems to? 0.97
00:22:25.940 Not today.
00:22:27.360 You can keep them to yourself.
00:22:30.200 Do you want someone to confide in?
00:22:32.000 Do you want someone to maybe be your friend?
00:22:42.980 No?
00:22:45.140 Okay, let's keep going.
00:22:48.900 So we got, let's say you're hot enough. 0.98
00:22:50.760 Let's say you do know how to shut the F up.
00:22:54.900 Do you have a good family background? 0.93
00:22:59.140 and by the way this is just my experience from dealing with men you know like being from an
00:23:08.880 area that's like pretty wealthy so well off this is what i would say they would look for at times
00:23:17.180 now look at does that mean everyone no this is just personal experience okay
00:23:22.680 they want to know that you are not going to be crazy 1.00
00:23:28.760 you have a crazy mother you have a crazy father you have no father well shut the f up about that 1.00
00:23:38.300 because if you're if you're too crazy if your background's too messed up 1.00
00:23:44.600 you're not really getting in the door ladies it's just not 0.95
00:23:48.380 you know
00:23:51.140 it just is what it is
00:23:55.880 can you offer
00:24:01.880 value to his life
00:24:05.720 what can we do to make his life better
00:24:12.660 now look sometimes these guys
00:24:18.020 you know they don't even care about cooking some of them don't i know shocking but you know what
00:24:25.220 what value can we add to a guy's life this is the question these are the questions they're going to
00:24:31.300 ask but yeah they said do you have a father in prisons yeah they don't
00:24:42.100 they said are you hooking up with your last four exes
00:24:48.020 Yeah, no, and typically what they want, and by the way, if you're a good enough person, you can get away with this.
00:24:57.420 But typically, you know, they want someone with a good family background, similar-ish socioeconomic class.
00:25:10.520 And, you know, you have to be able to carry yourself with class and amongst these circles.
00:25:17.260 So, yeah, so, you know, the question really is, are you 0.005% women?
00:25:24.880 Most of us aren't.
00:25:27.780 And that's okay.
00:25:28.920 That's not the end of the world.
00:25:30.040 It's okay to be just an average person. 0.52
00:25:33.380 But I think a lot of times we see these chicks on TikTok talking about all we deserve and they said Islam's right about women. 1.00
00:25:42.460 Well, kind of, yeah.
00:25:44.900 Yeah.
00:25:45.340 Yeah.
00:25:47.260 said did your mom put your dad in prison what i don't think that's a first date question guys
00:25:54.220 did your mom take your dad to the cleaners well yeah these are questions so
00:26:02.540 you know this is the bare minimum so i need to remind you ladies i need to remind you not this one 1.00
00:26:09.100 not this one i mean where is her last
00:26:13.100 i mean you know do you do you look like this okay wait go back i mean this one's kind of a simp but
00:26:22.040 i'm looking for a man in finance yeah you see that's him five blue eyes finance trust fund
00:26:29.500 six five blue eyes i'm looking for a man i'm looking for a man oh wait sorry i forgot i'm
00:26:34.940 gonna show you her again are you this hot so nice
00:26:43.100 okay hi she manifested don't pay attention to that the the best the women will tell you 1.00
00:26:49.660 manifesting that's not gonna help you with shit um she was hot enough to pull it off 0.97
00:26:55.020 it's got the look they kind of go for and from a good family i'm assuming anyways guys you know 0.99
00:27:02.620 this is just my two cents take it or leave it but you know i just see these trends on social
00:27:10.680 media. And I just, you know, I think, what are we doing? Can you guys, can most women even handle 1.00
00:27:17.580 their husband working 80 to 90 hours a week? And the answer is no. No, you can't. You're going to
00:27:24.040 want more attention than that most women. So you know what? Let me know what you guys think in the 1.00
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