Pearl - November 14, 2025


＂Normalize Gaining 20lbs After Marriage!＂ How About Normalize A Treadmill Fatty

Topics
post-wedding weight gain
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Google Store Groy Burst Mary
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Length

6 minutes

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179.98

Word count

1,184

Sentence count

129

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Misogyny

8

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Toxicity

4

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Hate speech

7

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A modern woman says, "Let's normalize gaining 20 pounds after marriage" because it's normal for women to gain weight post-wedding. I don't know about you, but I've gained over 20 pounds since getting married and I'm here to tell you why.

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00:00:00.000 She knows the husband is not going to divorce her now that she has this amount of leverage.
00:00:04.140 So there's no fear. When there's no fear, that's when women get fat. He won't cheat. He won't do 0.94
00:00:07.860 anything. He'll just accept it. What up, guys? Welcome to my reaction series. Today, we are
00:00:12.820 reacting to a modern woman saying, let's normalize gaining 20 pounds after marriage. So, all right, 0.83
00:00:20.620 fellas, this is what you have to look forward to. You know, the red pill, men don't need the red
00:00:26.220 pill because the red pill finds men based on what we do and our terrible life choices.
00:00:31.900 Everybody talks about the freshman 15, but you know something that people don't talk about enough?
00:00:37.160 The post-wedding 20, because I... We don't talk about it because we aren't allowed to talk about
00:00:43.080 it because women crash out when you mention this. Oh, but we're having so many kids, but my grandma 1.00
00:00:48.060 stayed the same weight and she had 13. Well, it's different. The food, there's birth control in the
00:00:54.060 water. I'm like, I don't know, guys. No joke, gained 20 pounds after our wedding. And it was
00:01:00.760 all fully my fault. Why don't men want to get married anymore? I'm not blaming anyone. Like,
00:01:05.580 your girl was hungry. Your girl was waiting to eat. Like, I didn't... I did not starve myself at all.
00:01:14.640 No. It's interesting because for the wedding, women will starve themselves, but they'll never starve 0.97
00:01:19.720 themselves for the attention of a man. It's always got to be the attention of many people.
00:01:23.220 Make sure that's clear. But leading up to the wedding, I was definitely dieting. I was definitely
00:01:29.320 working out a lot. I was trying to lose as much weight as possible. I cared about the wedding
00:01:35.260 more than my husband. In a healthy way. And I just... I eliminated every pleasure that I have,
00:01:44.960 food-wise. That sounds weird. Pleasure. All of my, like... What is it called? Why can't I think of
00:01:51.620 the word? Um... I can't think of the word. I was lazy and I ate too much. But you know what I mean?
00:01:59.720 Like, all of my... Guilty pleasures! That's the word. I'm like, what the fuck am I thinking about right
00:02:03.580 now? I eliminated all of my, like, guilty pleasure foods, i.e. chocolate, candy, like... 0.97
00:02:13.180 It's possible. Translation, it's possible for me to lose weight, but I just... Now that I got what I
00:02:17.420 want, I refuse to do it. Sugar, bread. I got rid of bread. Oh my god, that was awful. And there were a lot
00:02:25.740 more things. Towards the end, I was trying to, like, limit my salt intake because I love
00:02:30.740 me some salt. But yeah, so your girl was definitely ready to welcome those things back into my diet 0.96
00:02:41.600 and my daily eating and life. And the second... Yeah, again, I cared about the wedding, not the man.
00:02:47.220 Second we landed back in Pennsylvania, in Philadelphia, when we got home from our wedding, because we had a
00:02:55.100 destination wedding. I ate the fuck everything. Actually, scratch that. I ate everything in Mexico 0.99
00:03:02.280 while we were there because I was like, well, we're already here. And no joke, within, I want to say...
00:03:09.880 This is embarrassing. I want to say within, like, two months, I might have gained 15 to 20 pounds.
00:03:18.880 And it's not my... Like, now it's official. Like, I've gained 20 pounds. But, like, nobody talks about it.
00:03:24.320 Two months. Again. Let's face it. Free speech is a myth. Large social media companies reserve the
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00:04:18.180 to download the app today. I'll see you there. That's not like you gain that really, really fast
00:04:23.920 because how, okay, let's say, because the other girl was two years. How many calories over maintenance 1.00
00:04:30.680 would you have to eat to eat to gain 20 pounds in two months? So if 2000 is your calories, uh,
00:04:42.940 you'd have to have a 70,000 calorie surplus two months, you'd have to eat about 1,170 extra
00:04:49.520 calories per day for two months. I'm not nuts. Why does nobody talk about this? Is this a thing
00:04:54.940 that happens to other brides? Because we're a crash out when we talk about it. Am I just truly a fat
00:04:59.640 ass? Because I know that women like go crazy prepping for their weddings and I would not be 1.00
00:05:06.480 surprised if other people have experienced this where they just rapidly gain an insane amount of weight
00:05:12.500 post-wedding because also all the stress, like just, there's so many factors that go into it.
00:05:18.700 No, it's, it really comes down to, she knows the husband is not going to divorce her now that she
00:05:23.760 has this amount of leverage. So there's no fear. And when there's no fear, that's when women get fat. 1.00
00:05:27.680 He'll, you won't cheat. He won't do anything. He'll just accept it. Sorry, Groy Burst. That's your
00:05:31.940 future. I, I've not, I just, you know, bet that Mary is virgins. They're just kind of,
00:05:37.440 they're kind of cooked. Sorry.
00:05:38.560 Like you losing weight before your wedding. So it makes sense that you would gain it all back
00:05:43.960 after, but maybe I'm crazy and maybe I just need a reality check, but yeah, nobody talks about it
00:05:51.340 enough. Nobody talks about it enough. Okay. Yeah. Uh, we can't talk about it because women will crash 1.00
00:05:56.380 out. Imagine. All right. Let's, is she making any efforts to change? Let's see. I rant about things
00:06:03.500 and post online. Uh, let's see what she looks like now. Uh, yeah. I've been doing what I want.
00:06:11.240 I've been doing what I want. It's a pick up and pound gut. And then
00:06:15.380 brutal. Anyways, guys, let me know what you think in the comments. Um, make sure you like the video
00:06:26.380 and subscribe to the channel. Why do you think women gained so much weight after the wedding? Do you agree 1.00
00:06:30.220 with me or do you disagree? Put it in the comments and we'll pin the best ones like the video and I'll
00:06:33.980 see you next time.