Pearl - October 03, 2026


“She Called This Her WORST Date Ever… It Wasn’t Even That Bad” @JustPearlyThings

“She Flew Across the Country Just to Get IGNORED by Him” @JustPearlyThings “Man Sees His Hinge Date and IMMEDIATELY Wants to Leave” @JustPearlyThings

Episode Stats


Length

1 minute

Words per minute

205.14

Word count

210

Sentence count

1

Harmful content

Misogyny

2

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Toxicity

2

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Hate speech

2

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Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 so she takes the food away she brings the check over and he goes can i pay with apple pay
00:00:04.340 why don't you have your wallet you're a grown man anyways whatever he pays with apple pay
00:00:09.760 and we're sitting there and i'm like okay i think let's like head out whatever i'm not paying
00:00:16.560 attention to like the bill of it all because that's not my responsibility in this situation
00:00:20.920 we go outside we're waiting for probably like three minutes for both of our ubers to come
00:00:26.820 guys this is the worst part the waitress comes out and she goes oh like i'm so sorry i think
00:00:32.140 you maybe forgot to like sign he didn't leave a tip he didn't leave a tip and i gave him the
00:00:38.300 benefit of the doubt for the first like 30 seconds and then i was like oh my god this man has been
00:00:42.300 saying that we've been hustled all dinner this was intentional that was the worst part of the
00:00:48.880 whole day and then his uber came mine was a minute away wow this wasn't that bad i mean this is what 1.00
00:00:54.620 i mean women it's a female laziness epidemic we're just so fucking soft we're so soft get over it 1.00