Pearl - October 03, 2026


“She Flew Across the Country for an INFLUENCER and Instantly Regretted It” @JustPearlyThings

“She Flew Across the Country Just to Get IGNORED by Him” @JustPearlyThings “Man Sees His Hinge Date and IMMEDIATELY Wants to Leave” @JustPearlyThings

Episode Stats


Length

2 minutes

Words per minute

189.3

Word count

466

Sentence count

7

Harmful content

Toxicity

5

sentences flagged

Hate speech

6

sentences flagged


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 i tell you my horrific dating story with an influencer me and said influencer met one weekend
00:00:07.280 in vegas we were there for an a-list celebrities and he didn't hit i'm sure he didn't hit
00:00:16.080 right i have it concert weekend oh my friend and i we met this guy and we met his entire team and
00:00:25.200 crew and ended up hanging out with them all weekend and got to know them super well they were
00:00:31.260 so fun we had a great time there were honestly no complaints about the weekend so me and this guy
00:00:38.960 we really hit it off and we kept in touch we ended up planning out a like four day trip for me to go
00:00:49.340 visit him in LA because that's where he lived. Super excited for it because we had such a great
00:00:54.760 time when we met in Vegas. So we plan out this four-day trip. The time comes, I'm flying out,
00:01:01.400 keep in mind flying cross-country. The plans were kind of all up in the air so I didn't know if he
00:01:06.620 was picking me up from the airport. I didn't know if I was Ubering to his house. I end up landing
00:01:10.920 and I text him and I'm like, hey what do you want to do? Like should I call an Uber? Are you coming
00:01:16.360 to get me and he says can you call an uber i still have a lot of work i need to finish which
00:01:23.160 is like fine like i know his job is crazy and busy and i didn't think translation i'm with another 1.00
00:01:30.840 bitch my bitches i got my bitches schedule messed up guys these influencers i'm telling you 1.00
00:01:36.820 these influencers got hella bitches it just is what it is much of it at the time so i was like 1.00
00:01:43.140 yeah that's fine like let me just call an uber i walk into his house i bring my luggage in and i 0.98
00:01:49.580 realize next to his room there is an empty room because he used to have a roommate his room was
00:01:55.840 pretty small my luggage was big because i packed a lot and i was also going to a different part of
00:02:00.720 california after his place so i had to pack a lot but i said to him hey since this room's empty like
00:02:07.320 do you want me to put my stuff in it so it doesn't take up all the space in your room and he was like
00:02:12.760 no no no no no like put it in my room put the luggage in my room and all your stuff 0.56
00:02:17.140 and i was like okay like i was just offering that so all my shit wasn't in his way so that
00:02:24.940 was a little bit like uh i don't know weird 0.90