Pearl - Smug Country Club Karen Gets SMITED

00:00:00.000 we're trying to figure out if you're safe to be driving so that way i'm not driving okay okay

00:00:04.780 i understand i understand that okay can we go and do this so again she's negotiating and it's

00:00:11.520 just gonna go the same way um coach because you're ugly if you're hot they'd be like oh it's all

00:00:15.980 right you know all right what's up guys welcome to my reaction series today we are reacting to 0.91

00:00:21.000 a country club karen so i grew up around karens i'm from middle class white america so we're gonna

00:00:27.540 watch a country club karen lose everything and i love this because karen's um a lot of times if

00:00:33.620 they have rich husbands they have like no consequences because like right now i'm getting 0.89

00:00:38.080 dragged um to court by karen if you want to donate you know to help me fight this court case i did a 1.00

00:00:43.820 thousand dollar bill today um because she married some rich simp who just believes her while she 0.64

00:00:49.280 terrorizes everybody with his money because he's probably afraid that um you know he she's going

00:00:55.480 terrorize him so look at this 2025 in new mexico police responded to a property dispute and found

00:01:02.360 a woman named misty trespassing on a golf cart what starts as a simple warning quickly turns

00:01:08.280 into a master class in how to turn a minor inconvenience into a major felony grab your 1.00

00:01:13.720 clubs because we're teeing off on this body cam breakdown so can i get your name from you ma'am

00:01:18.600 okay so at this point okay thank you so this is an access you said for the country club to use 1.00

00:01:28.160 and white women she's not even attractive but white women tend to be given because of our skin 1.00

00:01:33.980 color we're assumed that we're not these ghetto ratchet fat whores uh but white women are just 1.00

00:01:38.380 as ghetto ratchet fat whore sluts as the rest of them you know so now you know she got into the 1.00

00:01:44.120 country club because i thought oh she's not a ghetto ratchet you know skeezer and then she 1.00

00:01:48.440 was the biggest skeezer you know like for people to access the golf course okay and do you live 0.95

00:01:53.080 in the area here yes i do okay and do multiple people use this i'm i'm guessing they do

00:01:59.960 You guys need to come down here.

00:02:12.960 Yeah.

00:02:13.960 Okay.

00:02:14.960 Let me walk.

00:02:15.960 Okay.

00:02:16.960 And you, help me understand, you didn't pull off the concrete path?

00:02:21.960 No, I would not.

00:02:22.960 Okay.

00:02:23.960 Absolutely not.

00:02:24.960 And do you have a membership to the Country Club?

00:02:27.960 Absolutely, yes. 1.00

00:02:28.960 i bet you they let this bitch in they wouldn't let me in god forbid a woman says racist and 1.00

00:02:37.520 sexist things on the internet you know what i mean 0.99

00:02:39.540 hello how are you awesome i'm shardon hardy nice to meet you guys what you got going on today

00:02:52.660 today here well just with this situation okay so she showed up at my house well

00:02:57.500 About a month ago, her son was driving an ATV through this, back around our property, flying through here, back and forth, back and forth.

00:03:05.360 This is our private property, actually.

00:03:09.660 This easement is strictly for our neighborhood.

00:03:12.080 It's actually by specific access granted.

00:03:20.000 So we have that in the covenants and easements.

00:03:22.560 I have the paper.

00:03:23.200 So she, he just went and had a conversation with her son and said, you can't have an ATV

00:03:28.280 on your property, on this property here.

00:03:31.340 And he said, yes, I can't.

00:03:32.540 I ignored him and tried to take the gate out of my house.

00:03:34.640 And he said, no, you're not going to do this.

00:03:38.480 And shut the gate.

00:03:39.960 And so he had to go around and wait to get picked up, I guess.

00:03:42.680 I don't know who this guy is.

00:03:44.300 So an hour later, she showed up with a friend, rang my doorbell, seemed intoxicated, and

00:03:50.980 said, yeah.

00:03:51.400 we were just having that comfort because like i said because i kind of initially was talking to

00:03:55.880 her i said okay so that's the sort of thing he's like so so what and she just kept repeating herself

00:04:01.800 so i think we're going to get into a investigation on that well and i'm sure it's going to get hot

00:04:06.920 so basically what happened is she came to my door and said why did you shut the gate for my kid

00:04:13.480 but she's under the impression this is country club property because she's a member of the country

00:04:17.480 club she can use it freely and we were in the wrong to block access how are you doing sir good

00:04:22.760 i'm brandon hardy so she's been notified not only by the country club she was notified

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00:06:10.440 She has also been asked not to step foot on my property.

00:06:12.880 Okay, well, we'll make that part official as far as us.

00:06:16.400 And basically the way that'll work, we'll have a form that we'll fill out, that you'll sign.

00:06:21.480 And then if she comes back, she can go to jail and notify her.

00:06:24.480 Well, she's been notified not only verbally by myself, but also by the country club specifically.

00:06:31.640 My attorney is in the process of drafting a letter of trespass, letting her know that she is no longer allowed here.

00:06:37.660 Gotcha.

00:06:38.180 Can I go talk to her?

00:06:39.160 if you can just wait on your cart for a minute okay ma'am stop stop where am i going at this

00:06:44.280 point you're being oh i just asked you okay you're not following commands turn around

00:06:51.000 okay i asked you to please stay seated and you refuse to okay i asked you right and i told you

00:06:56.200 to please stay seated on your golf cart and you refused to okay so at this point you're being

00:07:00.440 detained ma'am no i asked you okay walk this way walk this way i have to okay come up me in your

00:07:07.720 car okay oh i farted on you okay so let me in okay at this point ma'am you're not free to leave

00:07:16.760 that's rude i just asked you if i could okay i asked for compliance and you didn't give that 0.92

00:07:24.440 that's the thing women have no idea how unlikable and insufferable we are see again a lot of these 1.00

00:07:29.400 women they're just aging out of the marketplace so they've been terrorizing everyone for a decade 1.00

00:07:34.520 and now that their looks are going now the consequences are going to start coming because 1.00

00:07:38.040 they're getting uglier if i could women invest so much into plastic surgery to avoid this as 1.00

00:07:43.720 much as possible oh no but pearl you'll look people will look fake if they get they get plastic 1.00

00:07:49.480 surgery it's like yeah but women uh again how do i put like if a woman gets a bbl the man really 0.94

00:07:55.560 has to bang her unless it's really obnoxious to find out if it's fake or not she goes through life 1.00

00:08:00.520 day to day getting all the free attention and favors from the bbl right and this isn't you know 0.96

00:08:06.120 it's not like i have a bbl i don't have a lot of accusations

00:08:13.240 you i you know i just lot a lot of accusations i'm sure you know my waist to hip ratio out of

00:08:17.880 this world um just so out of this world but we're not going to talk about it right

00:08:23.000 um and i know you guys are confused but you know if you look at the before and afters it's a very

00:08:28.520 nice waist hip ratio and um a lot of men don't really know the difference so they're going to

00:08:33.560 get all that free attention and maybe the guy smashing her finds out but all the guys not

00:08:37.700 smashing her that give her attention and free stuff um yeah i'm gonna go ahead and give you

00:08:41.800 your rights you do have the right to remain silent anything you say you have the right

00:08:45.800 to an attorney if you cannot afford one one will be provided for you no okay do you understand

00:08:50.800 these rights? Okay. You're wrong. Okay. While handcuffing her, the officer immediately smells

00:08:59.000 a strong odor of alcohol. Misty admits she just came from Olive Garden, but tries to use a

00:09:04.920 hilarious legal loophole. She claims a golf cart isn't a real vehicle. She refuses all field 1.00

00:09:11.520 sobriety tests. When the officer reads the Implied Consent Act for a breathalyzer, Misty

00:09:16.760 tries to bargain stating she will only blow if the cops call her mom first the officer clarifies 1.00

00:09:22.560 this isn't a negotiation and marks it as a refusal yeah again women negotiate like i think we're so 1.00

00:09:31.980 used to negotiating with everybody because we terrorize everybody that she thinks uh she can 1.00

00:09:36.680 negotiate with the law instead of just saying yes officer yes sir i'll do what you say sir you know 0.96

00:09:42.680 so ma'am i'm getting an odor of alcohol coming from you

00:09:46.200 where were you drinking ma'am come back here 0.99

00:09:49.880 stop walk this way okay you're gonna take a seat in the car i'm gonna check

00:09:54.280 you for weapons because i've asked you to stand still

00:09:56.600 multiple times and you still refuse to comply okay

00:10:00.280 so i'm gonna have you take a seat right here ma'am okay 1.00

00:10:05.800 okay so misty go ahead and move so i can close the door okay

00:10:09.000 okay all right perfect a little bit more move this way i need to close the door ma'am okay sorry so

00:10:15.160 so misty real quick i want to check and make sure that you are safe to be driving um depending on

00:10:21.640 the results of that then we'll either get you home or something else you have friends here to help

00:10:25.640 you um but i need your word that you're not going to cause problems what's what's your highest level

00:10:32.040 of education complete high school college college do you have a degree okay cool

00:10:39.400 does it matter i'm just wondering what your education level is uh i guess two years college

00:10:45.960 okay cool

00:10:51.000 what are we trying to achieve we're trying to figure out if you're safe to be driving so that way

00:10:55.240 i'm not driving okay okay i understand i understand that okay can we go and do this 0.87

00:11:00.920 so again she's negotiating and it's just gonna go the same way um coach because you're ugly if

00:11:07.160 you're hot they'd be like oh it's all right you know like i watched a body cam footage a little 1.00

00:11:11.560 bit ago and it's like this cute blonde and you know she was a complete ass to them and then after 0.98

00:11:18.040 she they start being nice to her and men can't help it this is infuriating as a woman because 0.98

00:11:23.480 you watch these hot women just get away with murder and it's very infuriating and it's very 1.00

00:11:27.800 you know you can be jealous but just remember when their looks go they're gonna be cooked so 1.00

00:11:33.480 thumbs aside feet together perfect okay you see my finger with your eyes don't move your head

00:11:43.160 you see my finger still

00:11:46.440 place your right foot right in front of your left foot on that imaginary straight line

00:11:50.520 can you do that for me okay and i'm sorry ma'am but can you stand like this

00:11:57.000 Can you stand on that imaginary straight line like this, ma'am?

00:12:11.400 Yes, I can, but the thing is, that's not fair.

00:12:14.040 Okay, well, let's try this and then we can discuss that, okay?

00:12:17.240 No, let's discuss it for you.

00:12:19.000 Okay, ma'am, I'm not going to have a discussion. Can you try this, please?

00:12:22.920 Can you place your right foot in front of your left foot?

00:12:25.400 I have not done anything home.

00:12:27.400 Okay.

00:12:28.400 I'm not driving a car.

00:12:29.400 Okay, but it's going to help me determine if you're safe to be driving because I'm

00:12:33.400 sure you've got to get home somehow, right?

00:12:35.400 The point is you have to try.

00:12:38.400 Okay, so Misty, just a simple yes or no.

00:12:41.400 Will you give this test a try?

00:12:43.400 Yes, I will.

00:12:44.400 Okay, so let's go ahead and try, okay?

00:12:47.400 Okay, I want you to imagine that straight line and place your right foot in front of

00:12:51.400 foot in front of your left foot on this straight line just like i am we saw you driving the golf

00:12:56.580 cart okay you're sitting on the cart path when i got here you pulled from the cart path up here

00:13:01.740 on the roadway so i saw you driving the cart and i'm concerned that you know i think black men 0.99

00:13:07.400 would be better than women in country clubs not that i mean black men do ghetto shit too but 1.00

00:13:13.100 i don't know it just seems like they could behave i don't think the women can behave 1.00

00:13:17.140 drinking alcohol today obviously not the ninjas but you know the the malcolm's we should let malcolm's 0.99

00:13:22.740 in before women malcolm's priorities i'm concerned you're drinking and driving what am i drinking and

00:13:31.300 driving i don't know what you were drinking you were driving the golf cart what am i driving the

00:13:34.820 golf cart you were driving the golf cart on a roadway you were driving a golf cart on a roadway

00:13:40.180 which would be if you were drunk would be dwi that is the question with this guy okay we're

00:13:44.180 We're not talking about him.

00:13:45.020 Misty, will you try the test for me?

00:13:47.100 My question is, are you questioning me, or is he?

00:13:51.720 We are, we are.

00:13:53.440 Will you try the test for me, please?

00:13:55.340 No, check me in.

00:13:56.560 Okay, go ahead and place your hand behind your back, please.

00:13:59.200 Thank you. 0.63

00:14:03.960 Okay, let's go ahead and take a seat, ma'am. 0.90

00:14:06.120 Can you walk forward for me?

00:14:07.420 Thank you.

00:14:09.360 Watch your head and watch your feet going in.

00:14:11.600 you guys alone okay can you please take a seat for me it's the it's the ego for you look at the

00:14:19.680 last time we i want the last one i watched this mexican i'm gonna dy and the mexican when he was 1.00

00:14:25.540 caught doing something wrong he said yes i'm sorry you're right the women they it's like they do the 1.00

00:14:30.680 wrong thing and then gaslight you about it being the wrong thing it's why we have body positivity 0.98

00:14:34.680 it's a bunch of women gaslighting society about it being okay to be fat help me how can i help 0.99

00:14:41.720 you ma'am just accept it get in the car karen accept it it's time to accept it 1.00

00:14:52.280 one more big step okay we literally have to talk to adult women as if they're children

00:14:58.680 you know what i mean adult women what society are we in miss please i can't ma'am i can see space 1.00

00:15:07.160 i can see space will you please put your leg in ma'am no not to you okay 0.63

00:15:15.000 there we go they're loosened ma'am will you please put your leg in

00:15:19.720 okay they're not designed to be comfortable i we have we have we have training and how to

00:15:23.560 check for the fitness and the tightness of them missy will you please put your leg i know that's

00:15:28.280 that's the next thing they go to is a medical emergency of some sort oh no i'm in pain men

00:15:34.600 know they're like life is pain oh no it's like you're getting it right you're a criminal and

00:15:40.760 you think you you have a right to comfort women always have the audacity again because otherwise

00:15:44.840 we have to do other charges of resisting this isn't a country club you know now please put

00:15:52.680 in the car missy will you please go ahead and put your foot in you don't get the right to a

00:15:57.880 comfortable arrest like that that's the point of being arrested is that it's actually not

00:16:01.720 comfortable can i help you maybe but the thing is is it okay misty i i can't work with your wrist

00:16:10.520 until your feet are in left side if you will put your feet in and then turn towards me i can check

00:16:15.240 them but i need you to put your feet in first i don't i don't understand okay i can't because

00:16:20.600 it's that's that's okay the circle of gaslighting i'm in pain emotionally or whatever i don't

00:16:26.440 understand i didn't do it what else do women gaslight put it in the comments i hope your

00:16:31.560 wrist until you put your feet in me on my left side okay i'm checking i can fit my entire small

00:16:37.880 finger in there yeah it's hurting me okay i will i will document that okay can you scoot just a

00:16:44.440 little bit there we go it hurts please okay please it hurts okay so misty i need you to listen to me

00:16:53.160 and i will listen i'm going to read you something very important okay i will listen as i'm talking

00:16:58.360 over you you are under arrest for dwi the new mexico implied consent act requires you to submit

00:17:04.680 to a breath test to determine the alcohol content of your blood the cost is additional chemical

00:17:09.720 tests will be paid for by the law enforcement agency do you agree to take our test no okay

00:17:17.480 will you please i cannot force you to take our test but if you refuse you will lose your

00:17:23.320 new mexico driver's license or non-resident operating privileges for one year if you're

00:17:27.880 convicted in court of driving while under the influence you may also receive a greater sentence

00:17:32.440 because you were used to be tested do you understand will you take our test possibly

00:17:39.320 but you need to call my mom and you'll be able to call your mom in a little bit no but you need to

00:17:45.480 call my mom do you do you agree to take the test i will agree to the test if you call my mom ma'am

00:17:53.000 you will get an opportunity to call your mom okay you're killing me this isn't a bargaining

00:17:57.880 to i'm asking are you sure that this guy i i'm asking you will you take our test

00:18:04.840 if you call my mom okay do you understand what i read you i understand but you you're right to

00:18:11.240 speak to an attorney or remain silent 40 year old woman about calling your mother women never grow 0.81

00:18:17.400 up i'm so tired of hearing that women are more emotionally mature we're the least emotionally 0.99

00:18:21.880 immature people ever apply the requirement of new mexico law that you take a breath test

00:18:28.520 what do you need to tell your mom you need to call my mom and tell her what and tell her i'm okay 0.76

00:18:34.920 okay well we i will 100 i don't agree with you i need you to grab my phone and call my mom okay

00:18:42.520 i'm telling you we will call her i go in i need you okay well that's not how this works 0.53

00:18:47.160 okay do you agree to be tested ma'am what do you agree to be tested for what for dwi to blow into 0.96

00:18:54.760 the breath she was officially booked on charges of aggravated dui concealing identity criminal

00:19:00.460 trespass and resisting an officer let's break down the severe legal reality she is facing

00:19:06.440 because she refused the breathalyzer her regular driver's license is automatically suspended for

00:19:12.200 a full year under the implied consent act no exceptions furthermore an aggravated dui in new

00:19:18.560 mexico carries mandatory minimum jail yeah cooked bail time fines up to one thousand dollars up to

00:19:27.160 a year of probation and the mandatory installation of an ignition interlock device again um i i want

00:19:33.480 to see a body cam footage of a white guy crashing out because i just have not if you guys if you

00:19:38.800 guys know one put it in the comments i haven't seen it but anyways guys let me know what you

00:19:42.640 think in the comments uh women are getting arrested and this is hilarious and i can't

00:19:46.660 wait to see more of it like the video subscribe and i'll see you next time

Pearl - June 27, 2026

Smug Country Club Karen Gets SMITED

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