Pearl - June 26, 2026


The Courting and Cracking of Instagram

I Asked Mormons If Their Women Should Obey Their Husbands Smug Country Club Karen Gets SMITED

Episode Stats


Length

19 minutes

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187.84

Word count

3,609

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Harmful content

Misogyny

28

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Toxicity

45

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Hate speech

57

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Summary

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In this episode of my reaction series, we are reacting to insta where we re reacting to a video that my sister and I sent in to dougmappa. This video is about a woman who wants commitment before sex, she wants exclusivity before sex and she wants to be exclusive before sex.

Transcript

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Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 why do women want so much credit for just giving birth i mean dogs give birth do we worship them
00:00:04.480 what's up guys welcome to my reaction series today we are reacting to instagram is not a real place
00:00:10.240 where we react to videos that doug mpa and i send each other on instagram if you guys have requests
00:00:15.200 join our discord and you can put them in there link is in the description i did my connection
00:00:19.920 with two different men this weekend and i told you about one of them already so i want to tell
00:00:23.680 you about the other one now so this was a man that i went on five dates with and we had a really
00:00:29.440 beautiful connection i i let him hit translation i was really enjoying being ported by him he picked
00:00:35.680 me up for all of our dates he planned them he opened my car door he paid for all of our meals
00:00:40.880 he was super thoughtful and attentive and on our fifth date he made me dinner and we
00:00:50.000 explored a little bit of a physical connection then i could feel after the date that i
00:00:54.720 didn't want to go deeper with him physically oh if we weren't committed I guess okay so she wants
00:01:01.940 commitment before sex or exclusive and I good luck yeah you're old you can't do that didn't
00:01:07.240 feel a desire to be exclusive with him so I let him know that next time he talks with me
00:01:13.400 and share that in a voice note and he said thank you for your honesty let's talk about it when we
00:01:19.540 get together so we had a final final date and yeah we just talked it sounds like a humiliation ritual
00:01:26.260 about it and for him it felt important to have a sexual connection which i so understand and for me
00:01:34.560 it feels important not to have a sexual connection unless i am committed or women make themselves
00:01:41.400 feel better about their poor life choices in the past by trying to raise the price in the future
00:01:46.240 and it's not a great strategy moving towards real commitment and devotion with a man and really
00:01:50.340 feeling that desire with him and i wasn't feeling that desire with him so he had a need for sexual
00:01:58.560 connection and activity understandable i had a need for exclusivity and commitment in order to 0.79
00:02:04.600 be sexual and so we had differing yeah see men aren't stupid so they know that if you're making 0.85
00:02:09.900 them wait you're letting another ninja hit so needs and so we lovingly and respectfully honored 0.94
00:02:16.540 each other and acknowledged each other i thanked him for all of his generosity and love and care
00:02:22.460 and how he's courted me and in this yeah this is why men um hate us because she's saying thank you
00:02:29.100 so much and not giving him sex so you're basically saying f you that's how men take it we're the 0.94
00:02:35.020 ninja that you know um treated you like you let him hit over and over again and for life eating 0.66
00:02:41.020 experience and he thanked me he's like you've changed my life like you've shifted me into
00:02:45.980 such a different paradigm and expanded me in beautiful ways and wait who is this yeah we
00:02:51.980 hugged and just oh my god okay all right let's see this we got um some brunette okay let's see
00:03:01.820 is my wall of shotties everyone who comes over to my place takes a polaroid oh no they sign it 0.87
00:03:10.700 very cute very fun if you're a man and you act up and you abuse your wall privileges you go to boy
00:03:17.900 jail and you don't want to go to boy jail it's really cold in there oh girl we got this is oh
00:03:22.580 no you do not because that means that this is how men are going to see it you let nine ninjas hit
00:03:27.240 and even if you did uh you don't want that on the wall you know what i mean it kind of repulses men
00:03:32.740 no treats to sit in there with all the other guys who have messed up and you have to think about what
00:03:37.440 you did forever two ways you get into boy j is you either make me cry or you waste my time i think 1.00
00:03:42.580 those would be two pretty easy rules but women are okay with wasting years of men's lives um 0.91
00:03:47.380 follow but once again men have proven that time's gonna go by i don't like the idea of wasting time
00:03:52.140 because time is gonna go by anyways they will continue to defy all odds once you're in there
00:03:57.200 you don't get to come out stay in there forever talking a life sentence no parole whatsoever i'm
00:04:03.500 gonna watch okay let's see let's see who's next okay wait all right so she's got 18 deal breakers
00:04:10.060 and now she's decentered men and romance men and romance number one he says female gone two he
00:04:16.380 negatively compares modern women to his mother and grandmother okay yeah that to me is just a
00:04:21.400 delusional man who thinks that women were different in the past when um i have old women talking about
00:04:26.120 how they hoard on tiktok and yet they'll still gaslight so my mom's different uh-huh gone three 0.95
00:04:30.800 he loves to play the devil's advocate gone four he pressures me into sex in any way gone five he
00:04:36.540 uses violent and aggressive language gone six he doesn't initiate communication about how he feels 0.99
00:04:41.380 towards me gone seven he brags about how busy he is gone eight he talks shit about his ex especially 0.99
00:04:47.160 if they have a kid together gone nine he posts slutty fitness thirst traps women will call their 0.96
00:04:52.100 ex's narcissist it's like oh now she's saying thirst trap we're gonna check her instagram
00:04:56.840 it's online for validation yeah you're posting on tiktok for validate ma'am gone 10 he makes me
00:05:03.040 feel like an afterthought gone 11 he talks at okay so women that have these lists like this
00:05:07.560 have broken like people that talk about how high their standards are um she's crawled through the 1.00
00:05:13.180 night to bang a man before you know what i mean like she's crawled through some married guy's 1.00
00:05:17.460 back door to suck on his you know like women that talk like this are full of me not with me 0.99
00:05:23.320 gone 12 he leaves shit out for me to clean up gone 13 he downplays my emotional or physical 1.00
00:05:28.960 experience at any point of my cycle gone 14 he expects me to leave my calendar open for him to 1.00
00:05:34.540 make last minute plans with me gone 15 he watches porn gone 16 he makes me the butt of all of his 0.99
00:05:40.320 jokes to his guy friends gone 17 he's up my ass when i'm out asking me when i'll be done when i'll 0.99
00:05:45.080 be home so she wants to be able to go out but he can't post a thirst on 18 he doesn't follow 0.99
00:05:51.640 through on his word women love men that don't follow through on their word let's see um
00:05:57.600 okay so again she's dressed i honestly feel like the okay you can't see in that one but she's in 0.97
00:06:03.820 like a a workout set that's pretty scantily clad and then complaining like here that the men 1.00
00:06:12.000 are you know like you're doing the same thing okay whatever all right let's see this woman
00:06:18.140 so many married women tell me let's so many married women tell me that they wish 0.93
00:06:25.000 they could be living my lifestyle right now dating openly having lovers yeah just so you know most 1.00
00:06:34.280 women have a desire for extreme promiscuity um whether they act on it depends some do some don't 1.00
00:06:40.860 But that desire is still there. 1.00
00:06:42.500 The same way that men have a desire to bang a bunch of hot women, women always have the 0.97
00:06:46.460 desire to bang better and better men.
00:06:50.900 Living on my own, having autonomy and freedom to do as I wish with my time.
00:06:57.520 And I get it.
00:06:59.660 I don't really want to make this like a man versus woman problem or like a man problem
00:07:05.420 because it's not that all husbands are bad. 0.97
00:07:07.720 women have to be different people in order to get into relationships and we resent that
00:07:11.820 or that men don't know what they're if women are honest with men they can't they're doing
00:07:15.780 a lot of them don't but a lot of them do i think this is more about women just wanting to be free
00:07:28.060 from all of these labels and responsibilities that we've been made to hold our our 0.90
00:07:37.720 purpose women are kind of waking up to just wanting to explore what else life has to offer 0.73
00:07:47.140 what if what if we do want to love multiple people what if we do want to just depend on 1.00
00:07:55.860 ourselves well women are doing that and then our bad choices will catch up to us some women if
00:08:00.880 they're hot enough then they won't what if we do want to be married again what if we don't want to 1.00
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00:09:35.960 what if we want to just take a handful of lovers and do our own thing well that's what women are 1.00
00:09:45.340 doing okay let's let's keep going you got this woman she looks like she's screaming or something 0.99
00:09:50.540 why are these men such bitches here okay do you notice how she says why are these men such 0.99
00:09:57.000 bitches but she's being very masculine she's swearing i'm not judging i swear too she's 1.00
00:10:02.640 swearing she's yelling she's nagging it's like that that voice drives men to suicide there's 1.00
00:10:07.660 a list of things that men are doing that are fucking gay complaining as you know i can't 1.00
00:10:12.660 stand the gayness it's too much i don't like it it irritates me it aggravates me and it pisses me 1.00
00:10:17.980 to fuck off starting off strong as a man why are you waiting for a woman to initiate things 1.00
00:10:23.000 i'm waiting for you're gay you're literally gay you want to follow her lead you're the prize a 1.00
00:10:29.500 man who thinks he's the fucking what why are you the prize can you birth a human men that are okay 1.00
00:10:33.900 number one men that are prizes um they women approach them all the time two uh why women 1.00
00:10:40.960 want so much credit for just giving birth i mean dogs give birth do we worship them can you grow
00:10:45.820 human can you birth a human why are you the prize why are you as a man the prize you think you're
00:10:50.900 a prize tell us why you get a pregnant no i mean we can both play that game as a grown man why are
00:10:55.480 you throwing yourself a birthday party those aren't for you your girlfriend sure your daughter 0.99
00:10:59.900 the women um yeah because okay men can't even have a little birthday party oh my god she's a 0.88
00:11:10.440 for sure a woman in general sure as a grown man has the age of like literally 16 why the 1.00
00:11:16.840 fuck i threw my dad a birthday party growing up i've thrown my boyfriend a birthday party 0.98
00:11:22.280 are you throwing yourself a birthday party okay men standing on the dj booth behind the dj booth 1.00
00:11:29.720 on any elevated surface in public pisses me the fuck and she gets uglier over time she resents 1.00
00:11:36.920 the men that are still in the game and getting to bang young hot women that you know cycle that's 1.00
00:11:41.980 for girls remember the girls men want to be in female dominated areas spaces events things why 1.00
00:11:51.280 why are these men such bitches the last one of this round is men getting lipo what what the fuck 0.99
00:12:01.520 i was in a store last week and this insecure rich loser as i need to tell you guys you guys like 1.00
00:12:08.000 hype rich guys up a lot of them are fucking losers the money cannot unlaying you i just can't deal 1.00
00:12:13.500 with this nagging oh let me keep going which one of you banged a woman like this the only reason 1.00
00:12:20.240 she's online is because somebody's banging her oh that's so many tattoos all the time women being 0.84
00:12:26.000 like he was a master manipulator and i'm sorry but i don't think most men are that smart nine
00:12:30.900 times out of 10, you are in fact manipulating yourself. Like he hasn't texted me back in six
00:12:34.840 hours. I know he's trying to test me when all that's going on in his brain is like, should I
00:12:38.560 have ground beef and sweet potato for dinner again? I had it six nights in a row, but like it could be
00:12:42.640 seven. Common one I'll hear is he hid who he was at the start. No, men stay the same. Women
00:12:48.040 project that because women hide who we are at the start because men can't take it. So yeah, 1.00
00:12:55.240 it's projection. And like you just hadn't gotten to know him yet. He wasn't necessarily trying to
00:12:59.640 hide certain qualities you just had not discovered these qualities or you didn't notice because
00:13:03.400 you're dignified that you don't like yet or those qualities were completely transparent and you just
00:13:07.320 ignored them because you liked him i have videos about how my ex was just filthy and it's one of
00:13:11.480 the reasons that we broke up and i get comments all the time of like he was using weaponized
00:13:15.420 incompetence against you and i'm like no he was never gonna clean these things big piles of food 0.69
00:13:21.260 and shit that i was cleaning up would have stayed there to rot forever so it's not weaponized 0.97
00:13:26.680 incompetence he was actually just that lazy and didn't care if he did it or if i did it or if 0.98
00:13:31.260 anyone did it a narrative i can't believe the chest tattoo woman actually is saying something 0.60
00:13:35.240 that makes sense sometimes i stand corrected you know that you've created about someone is not 0.54
00:13:40.760 always accurate my ex wasn't utilizing weaponized incompetence he was incompetent person you were
00:13:45.940 dating was probably not a master manipulator they just didn't care very much and they had qualities 0.84
00:13:50.580 you didn't like they're all the time women being like okay let's see who's next all right we got 1.00
00:13:56.000 this older mid further proof that marriage is a crock of all of the happily married women in my 0.91
00:14:03.580 comment section who are saying i love my husband but if something were to happen to him i would
00:14:09.560 never do this again what is it telling us okay women don't like men that we don't like anybody
00:14:14.660 that much but women would rather just torture ourselves let's break it down she is separating
00:14:19.840 him out from the institution of marriage and from men as a whole and saying i love him and i'm having 0.98
00:14:26.160 a good experience but if i had to do a repeat i would choose not to now maybe this is the love of
00:14:31.940 her life or maybe it's because men benefit more from marriage there are some married men i'm sure
00:14:38.820 who would agree i would argue are they happily married because you know who's missing from the
00:14:43.880 conversation the happily married men you know why because they would do it again why not they had a 0.94
00:14:50.120 great experience because men are positive people and women are negative people so women will always
00:14:54.860 find a reason to complain and men will always make the best out of even a situation that's not great 0.98
00:15:02.480 first time of course they're gonna wife up again because they're benefiting but the women who are
00:15:07.400 happy and love their husband are saying if i had to do a repeat i wouldn't do it they would choose
00:15:14.220 not to that says a lot about marriage yeah um a lot of men said they wouldn't do it again too
00:15:19.760 though especially if they had a bad divorce kill let's see the young guy i saw for a long time on
00:15:25.280 and off was my sexual liberation these are the women that were supposedly different
00:15:29.640 he gave me confidence back because when we first started seeing each other i was a i was a much
00:15:36.620 bigger girl and he didn't mind and he didn't seem to care that made me feel so much less yeah
00:15:43.420 because i'm sure you didn't make it too hard for him and men don't mind the discount rack as long
00:15:48.180 as they aren't paying they aren't overpaying conscious consider men will in fact um wife up
00:15:53.040 old fat whatever women they do it all the time but they just can't overpay for it otherwise they
00:15:57.920 get a bitter england he was 21 years younger than me and a personal trainer and in phenomenal shape 0.84
00:16:04.160 he was also just an incredibly nice guy so when we hung out it was a lot of fun there was no
00:16:12.260 pressure but it wasn't it wasn't a wham bam thank you ma'am which was a nice balance if you're
00:16:19.360 considering writing your own milf memoirs an important thing to consider is it's really
00:16:24.380 difficult if you catch feelings so try not to catch feelings because the reality is even if you like
00:16:31.460 the person even if you would make a wonderful couple and have a fantastic relationship the
00:16:36.640 world around us doesn't really recognize that and when your friend tells you that and they're
00:16:42.060 gonna want kids that she knows your young guy's parents it's it's a little terrifying if their
00:16:48.520 sons were at school together it's a little bit of a wake-up and i don't have to say it was consensual
00:16:53.760 i wasn't being a predator the word cougar does feel rather predatory and i don't feel like i'm
00:16:59.980 predatory the young guy i saw for a long time all right let's use the next 0.74
00:17:07.020 we got this um yeah she's cute like six 0.96
00:17:16.940 women are equal to men yeah they say men are trash because the alphas um hurt their feelings 0.84
00:17:23.900 essentially that's just what it means i've been hurt before so unpopular opinion but i should be 0.90
00:17:29.660 able to go to the grocery store in this in the doctor's office i should be able to i'm pretty 0.89
00:17:35.260 sure you can i mean what if you get a kroger they're really gonna stop you show up at a family 0.95
00:17:41.260 reunion in this i should be able okay now now now now we're getting entitled it's do you know what 0.93
00:17:48.060 i mean it's like you give an inch they take a mile to see a professional ballet in this oh my gosh i
00:17:55.180 should and this is what i should be allowed to wear okay so are you not hot enough that anybody
00:18:02.280 is going to be that attracted to you so i don't know what you're complaining about okay there's
00:18:07.900 this guy how many bbws can i crack in 30 days okay let's see i'm going to be doing an experiment to
00:18:14.220 see how many bbws i can crack in 30 days and if you know anything about bbws they have become
00:18:19.540 extremely selective due to hypergamy so i'm most likely going to have to fraud max especially if i
00:18:24.240 plan on pulling the hot ones so i'm just gonna find an aesthetic picture just like this of a
00:18:28.040 model that the bbws are already drooling over and have ai replace his face with mine so i can upload
00:18:32.780 these to my dating apps i just use regen for this by the way i should have a date later tonight with
00:18:37.120 sarah but i'll keep you guys updated on the results i'm gonna be doing an dude so he is how 0.50
00:18:43.500 many bbws can i crack how many freaky midget what is this guy's page how i'm cracking freaky crack 0.55
00:18:52.700 heads until i get hi this has to be trolling how many freaky cougars can i crack okay this this has 0.93
00:18:58.980 to be i think he's just selling this app all right well it's kind of a funny idea all right guys um
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