Pearl - June 02, 2026


The Couples Who AREN'T Looksmatched Reaction

Mentioned
Taylor Swift
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Episode Stats


Length

6 minutes

Words per minute

181.69

Word count

1,117

Sentence count

13

Harmful content

Misogyny

11

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Toxicity

8

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Hate speech

9

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Summary

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The reason that women love Taylor Swift so much is because she is an average girl that gets above average results in love. Today we re reacting to women with hot husbands, and sometimes they do resent that, but a lot of times these ladies, they just gluck, gluck and then all of a sudden they have a husband you gotta there no excuse and you have a fit boyfriend because he eats healthy and you look like a swamp donkey.

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00:00:00.000 He was everything I could ask for in marriage, and he's been great, if not a perfect husband
00:00:04.540 over the years.
00:00:05.300 I feel like such a POS for wishing he stayed.
00:00:08.840 Yeah, that's dread.
00:00:09.860 That's dread.
00:00:10.360 I bet she's a lot nicer to him now.
00:00:12.160 What's going on, guys?
00:00:13.300 Welcome to my reaction series today.
00:00:16.000 We are going to react to the happiest women online, which is women that are dating men
00:00:21.860 out of their league. 1.00
00:00:22.880 The reason that women love Taylor Swift so much is because she's an average girl that 1.00
00:00:26.440 gets above average results in love. 1.00
00:00:29.140 Again, back to what I've been saying this whole time, which is that whoring does have 0.89
00:00:34.540 its benefits because, again, if you give some free samples, men do fall in love through 0.98
00:00:38.380 sex. 0.94
00:00:39.660 Fortunately or unfortunately, that is how they bond women that just throw the sex at 1.00
00:00:45.300 them. 0.99
00:00:46.320 Anyways, today we're reacting to women with hot husbands, and sometimes they do resent 0.76
00:00:51.420 that, but a lot of times these ladies, they just gluck, gluck 9,000, and then all of a
00:00:56.300 sudden they have a husband. 1.00
00:00:58.440 you gotta there's no excuse and you have a fit boyfriend because he eats healthy so
00:01:11.400 my husband is with me because he's so hot and i look like a swamp donkey but um awesome 0.96
00:01:23.640 he's cute he's kind of fat though but yeah he's super fat
00:01:28.440 really awesome so people keep coming yeah so um just because you have a hot husband doesn't mean
00:01:36.440 you have a good personality it just means a he didn't know his value before he got married and
00:01:41.120 she kept it that way he was too lazy to go get another woman or you're awesome it could be one
00:01:45.900 of three he's getting more attractive and i don't like him me 32 female and my husband 32 now have
00:01:52.380 been together for eight years married for five i'm not ashamed to say i was a pretty one in our
00:01:57.400 relationship when we were dating before we got married he was there will come a day where your
00:02:01.860 boyfriend or husband is better looking than you there will come a day around 280 pounds and 5 for
00:02:07.300 11 didn't know how to choose clothes for himself he hates shopping and he had a bold head i fell
00:02:12.360 in love with who he was as a person even though i never cared for his looks i was secretly assured
00:02:16.740 that he wouldn't cheat on me i was cheating on every single one of my relationships until he
00:02:21.540 came along girl into second year of our marriage his sister had because um she used to have all
00:02:26.420 the power and now it's switching lost a ton of weight due to heart issues and he started going
00:02:31.240 to the gym with her five times a week to support her he specifically lost around 100 pounds oh
00:02:36.300 well done and turns out he has very blessed genes i'm talking full-on abs and everything never knew
00:02:42.460 man can grow jaw lines by losing weight went on a shopping spree and started to let his hair grow
00:02:47.900 out well again turns like he has beautiful hair by this time my husband is a very attractive man
00:02:53.280 then a month we went to our company's anniversary party with his co-workers I noticed that women at
00:02:59.880 the party were just swooning over my husband and even worse he didn't even realize it I learned 1.00
00:03:04.800 from his co-worker that most single women even some of the married ones are actively throwing
00:03:09.060 themselves at him I don't like how much attention he's getting I feel like as soon as we get into
00:03:14.120 a rough patch if we get into it there's a ton of women waiting to prey on him I'm scared that some
00:03:19.740 of these women will affect him as he's pretty naive as a person know that he was everything i
00:03:24.180 could ask for in marriage and he's been great if not a perfect husband over the years i feel like
00:03:29.000 such a pos for wishing yeah that's dread that's dread i bet she's a lot nicer to him now physically
00:03:35.580 the same well well well ladies we have to deal with the anxiety that men have to go through 0.99
00:03:40.320 because men know that men are throwing dick at us 24 7 um and now women have to deal with that 0.85
00:03:45.700 same anxiety no i am not good looking guy yeah he's a better looking one a little but am i upset 0.99
00:03:56.720 yeah she's not ugly though but yeah he's better looking okay let's see this girl oh no she's fat 0.90
00:04:03.400 you deserve a man who is obsessed with you you do you'll hate him you'll hate him if he is 0.99
00:04:10.180 i mean look seriously look
00:04:13.240 isn't he so cute look at him look at him he looks like that and i look like this
00:04:23.540 and he's obsessed with me still he loves and get wife goggles so they still see you
00:04:28.500 you know it's funny even if guys hook up with you um like i've noticed that men or if they're
00:04:34.540 like knew you when you were younger they still see you that way like i've heard older men like
00:04:39.080 brag about like women that they know now but she's really good looking back in the day it's 1.00
00:04:45.160 they still see you that way it's me and he loves my body and you deserve okay girl lose weight 0.89
00:04:51.560 stop coping lose weight serve that no matter what size you are you deserve that don't settle for
00:04:56.520 someone who's going to make you feel badly if you don't look the way that they want you to look
00:04:59.560 they are not worth it they do not love you
00:05:01.160 anybody else have a husband more attractive than you 0.55
00:05:10.440 uh okay he's got a good okay he's pretty conventionally attractive she's cute though 0.68
00:05:21.080 yeah he's better looking but i don't think that's not like an obese wife i don't think
00:05:26.420 let me let me look at this girl more yeah okay this isn't terrible i mean
00:05:34.900 yeah he's slightly better looking i guess because she's chubby but facially girl you
00:05:41.300 could just lose a little bit of weight and um yeah you'll be okay you'll get back into it so 0.89
00:05:49.540 all right guys um let me know what you think in the comments uh have you ever did you did any
00:05:56.340 where any of you married and then you glue up and then we're better looking than your ex-wives or
00:06:02.260 wives let me know what was that experience like did she crash out or was she into it like the
00:06:06.920 video subscribe and i'll see you next time 1.00