Pearl - The Insanity of Instagram Moms and Wives

00:00:00.000 it just kills me out every single time they're like kindness only be kind to others no i think

00:00:06.540 you should be bullied you're making your kids sleep in bed bugs what up guys welcome to my 1.00

00:00:12.400 reaction series today i am doing another instagram is not a real place where i react to the treacheries

00:00:19.060 of instagram reels so let's see what we got all heard of mansplaining but allow me to introduce

00:00:23.800 you to she elaborating it is when you ask a woman a very very simple question and she sits you down

00:00:30.760 and gives you a 30 minute answer you've all heard of me okay that is so true and you know what it's

00:00:37.160 the worst when you're doing it as a girl because i'm i'm an aware woman but sometimes i just can't

00:00:42.040 help you know i'm still a woman and i'll like it's the worst when the guy re-asks the original 0.77

00:00:49.180 question. You're like, F. So I asked my husband what type of woman he would remarry if I died. 0.98

00:00:55.780 And he said, I'm not getting remarried. And I said, well, who's going to take care of the kids

00:01:01.440 and the house because you don't cook or clean. And he said, if you die, I get well over a million

00:01:08.620 dollars. I will just hire a maid. And the kids don't really need to be looked after at this

00:01:14.920 point they're old enough to take care of themselves and i said well don't you think you'll get lonely

00:01:22.200 why do women they like mess around and find out they ask questions they don't want the answers 1.00

00:01:26.600 to then they get the answers and they're like ah and he said i won't be lonely i'll have well over

00:01:31.640 a million dollars and i can just purchase escorts i said i'm sorry what and he said i'm not getting

00:01:37.400 remarried i will just pay for escorts and a maid i'll pay for a maid because i'm not going to clean 1.00

00:01:44.360 in the house i said oh okay and he goes my only real concern is to make sure that i continue to

00:01:51.400 make enough money to pay for escorts and a maid okay all right let's see this one would you live

00:01:59.320 on a planet with all women hell no with all women yeah they're like oh no you wouldn't that's my 0.99

00:02:07.860 dream think about how i mean think of the structure can men come in once oh god no be unstructured

00:02:15.380 okay i mean i really would okay i really would it would be nice like never like not a single man

00:02:29.780 not a single man it would be nice we would have they hate that they love men because they love 0.99

00:02:34.580 getting dicked down great shopping great homes health care like all the things and we'd be

00:02:41.400 bored but happy it's fine are you taking it i'm taking it i'm going i'm going okay okay

00:02:47.920 saw guys on the fence saw guys on the fence i'm going i'm going i'm going i'm going all right

00:02:55.020 let's see what's next kiss cam confession my god i'm in the arms of my boss and i'm the head of

00:02:59.780 hr like this is a really bad look yeah everybody assumed i was horrified because it meant somehow

00:03:04.240 i got busted having an affair like that is not what was happening i felt like those okay i did

00:03:09.360 this less bad thing it wasn't the super bad thing two reasons were it's like do you yeah these women 1.00

00:03:14.800 are insulting my intelligence big enough for me in that moment to be really horrified did you even

00:03:18.960 hear no so i wanted to share that too so we were all like dancing and you know when there's music

00:03:23.440 playing you're talking you're kind of whispering in people's ears or yelling in their ears

00:03:26.800 we were talking and um with my friends too and we didn't hear chris martin say we're gonna pan

00:03:32.640 the audience like we never heard him warned that he was doing that and we never heard him say

00:03:37.040 they must be shy or they're having an affair i had no idea he said that until like days later

00:03:42.560 or the next day i don't remember it was a blur yeah right or after that night but i didn't know

00:03:47.360 that at all i whipped around like oprah if we were at a celtics game and we got put on the jumbotron

00:03:53.040 i'm gonna whip around i'm not a jumbotron girl even on my best days it's not my thing yeah why

00:03:58.000 Why didn't you, why are you on Oprah, if that's true?

00:04:00.340 Like, why did you fade, not fade into obscurity?

00:04:02.640 I would have probably done some version of that. 0.84

00:04:05.100 But in that moment, I was just horrified at.

00:04:07.960 And your first thought was Andrew, your husband.

00:04:10.420 And my job.

00:04:11.260 And your job.

00:04:12.100 Oh my God, I'm in.

00:04:13.260 Well, cooked.

00:04:14.800 Okay, have fun being an influencer.

00:04:17.520 New Monica Lewinsky. 0.99

00:04:18.760 I was a banned from mom groups

00:04:20.000 because I'm always the most logical one commenting

00:04:22.020 on some of these posts.

00:04:23.120 Moms will literally be like, I'm on my fourth kid 0.91

00:04:25.820 with a guy that's never worked a job.

00:04:27.560 i do all the work and he plays video games because he's working on his 2k career um how do i make

00:04:33.060 him love me this time around now that i'm pregnant with our fourth child positivity only being kind 0.96

00:04:38.680 i'm like what the fuck or when someone's like yeah i have bed bugs they said who we we listen 0.95

00:04:45.280 i listen and i judge and there's roaches but i'm so depressed i can't clean and like my kids are 0.99

00:04:51.800 fine like they just ignore them people in the comments are like don't worry we've all been

00:04:56.160 there we have it just kills me out every single time they're like kindness only be kind to others

00:05:02.960 no i think you should be bullied you're making your kids sleep in bed bugs and blame and like

00:05:10.540 covering it up with mental no i hate mom group oh my god oh my god that's so funny there's like

00:05:17.640 the occasional based women on these apps on monday march 16th right she said she's going back to

00:05:23.160 i turned myself in and went to prison not because i have to but because i want to well actually yes

00:05:28.880 i do want to and i have to because i want to maintain my marriage and keep a relationship

00:05:33.460 between my kids and their dad so once again like i do every single month every 30 days i packed up

00:05:39.020 my things and moved into the prison for the next four days and i already created my 400 instacart

00:05:44.820 order and had all of my groceries delivered to the prison and if you're new here my name is trina

00:05:49.540 I am a prison what kind of prison wife and we have four kids together and please don't be slow

00:05:54.800 like the majority of my comments and say well how do you have kids if he's in prison because I

00:05:59.600 literally just told you I'm going to sleep at the prison so that means I'm going what kind of

00:06:04.380 you get to visit for four to sleep at the prison with my husband in the same bed and if you're a

00:06:10.380 regular here I just want to thank you I just have so many questions what is there to be confused

00:06:15.480 about she goes back and forth the state she's in has family overnight visits every 30 days

00:06:20.580 well for supporting me and my family and watching our journey continue and yes carrying this weight

00:06:25.820 is difficult but what is not difficult in life be sure to leave me do you think the prisoner is

00:06:30.640 like what if they have two families like a comment because support is free i love you guys these

00:06:36.740 people are getting too comfortable on this app okay what's next i'm married in my 40s and a bunch

00:06:41.360 of girlfriends are getting a divorce and I am their number one champion but going to happy hour

00:06:46.120 with them is hard because their independent power is contagious and I want to get a divorce by the

00:06:49.880 end and I come home and I see my husband I'm like I love him married and I'm in my 40s and I feel

00:06:55.900 like a lot of my girlfriends are getting divorced and it's like hard to get a happy hour with them

00:07:02.580 because like they sell divorce so good they sell divorce to me like they're selling Mary Kay

00:07:10.300 and i'm like lock and loaded i'm like wow let's do this i can get my own apartment

00:07:18.400 yeah you know women power and then like i come home to my husband and i'm like oh i love him 0.87

00:07:25.740 never mind yeah i'm married yeah that's the thing you're kind of cooked when one girl the

00:07:30.820 friend group gets gets divorced they all do it together they all do it together it's like

00:07:36.040 one divorces then the next are going your girls are going you know so if your i got groomed story 1.00

00:07:41.720 contains any sort of oh but i lied about my age um i'm not so sure you're gonna garner my sympathy

00:07:48.500 girly or boy right because you lied about your age and then got groomed after they thought you

00:07:56.100 were an adult yeah i mean uh sounds like the responsibility on this one is actually on you

00:08:01.880 which people don't like to say and i know it's like how are they supposed to know if you lied

00:08:06.940 about it that's called deceit a situation obviously but it kind of can't really be on

00:08:12.120 the other person who was deceived oh i'm sorry but you're not the victim here i mean they're

00:08:17.120 not exactly like either sort of maybe a little bit but please i don't want to hear any like i

00:08:21.580 was verbally essayed or groomed or somebody took advantage of me or online if somebody assumes you

00:08:28.760 are an adult because you say so and then they proceed to do or try to do adult things with you

00:08:35.380 that seems like the consequences of your actions or perhaps your parents actions if they're that

00:08:41.980 young but either way i don't want to hear you presenting yourself as some kind of like internet

00:08:46.620 victim hey all right let's see what's next i love it when you say you can't expect a guy to do those

00:08:53.360 things yes i can my dad would as of late is when people say you can't expect a guy to do all these

00:08:59.260 things and i'm like yeah what my dad would you can't expect a guy to pick you up but your dad

00:09:04.540 did that like he's old like he's had all this time to learn all those things from the airport after

00:09:09.020 a business trip my dad would bring me food when i'm sick my dad would shovel my snow when he comes

00:09:14.520 over my dad would yeah but what does your mom do for him fix my clogged drain my dad would open my

00:09:19.380 card or my dad would lift the heavy things my dad would you know what i'm saying i have these

00:09:26.340 expectations because my dad set these expectations like go be mad at my dad be upset with him

00:09:32.260 imagine how this is a problem um and i can say this having a high performing father

00:09:37.540 you know you can't expect the men that you date to have be able to do as much as the dad because

00:09:43.060 remember your dad's old like he's had 20 years to become the man that he is and like think about

00:09:47.300 doing all those things you know just like you're not going to be a perfect wife right away um the 0.91

00:09:52.360 men aren't going to be perfect either so gotta give them some grace incredibly awkward it would 1.00

00:09:57.160 be if i'm away for a business trip and my dad asks me if i need a ride from the airport but my

00:10:03.600 boyfriend hasn't her husband hasn't like maybe that makes sense to me so if y'all are gonna get

00:10:09.280 upset go be mad at my dad everything as of late is when people okay well guys um i'm convinced

00:10:17.660 instagram is not a real place because every time i watch one of these videos i'm like we're just

00:10:22.200 we're just putting anything on these apps apparently you can um do conjugal visits in

00:10:27.020 prison and see them for four days straight so they're giving prisoners anything these days

00:10:30.800 all right guys let me know in the comments make sure you like the video and subscribe to the

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Pearl - March 26, 2026

The Insanity of Instagram Moms and Wives

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