Pearl - March 26, 2026


The Insanity of Instagram Moms and Wives

Mentioned
Monica Lewinsky Chris Martinson Mary Kay Andrew Oprah
The Christian Hypocrites Dating In Your 40s： YOU. ARE. COOKED.

Episode Stats


Length

10 minutes

Words per minute

201.13

Word count

2,146

Sentence count

—

Harmful content

Misogyny

12

sentences flagged

Toxicity

3

sentences flagged

Hate speech

6

sentences flagged


Summary

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Mansplaining is when you ask a woman a simple question and she gives you a 30 minute answer that you've all heard of, but allow me to introduce you to mansplaining by elaborating on it.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
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Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
Hosts, guests, and mentioned names generated with spaCy (en_core_web_sm), reconciled against Wikidata.
00:00:00.000 it just kills me out every single time they're like kindness only be kind to others no i think
00:00:06.540 you should be bullied you're making your kids sleep in bed bugs what up guys welcome to my 1.00
00:00:12.400 reaction series today i am doing another instagram is not a real place where i react to the treacheries
00:00:19.060 of instagram reels so let's see what we got all heard of mansplaining but allow me to introduce
00:00:23.800 you to she elaborating it is when you ask a woman a very very simple question and she sits you down
00:00:30.760 and gives you a 30 minute answer you've all heard of me okay that is so true and you know what it's
00:00:37.160 the worst when you're doing it as a girl because i'm i'm an aware woman but sometimes i just can't
00:00:42.040 help you know i'm still a woman and i'll like it's the worst when the guy re-asks the original 0.77
00:00:49.180 question. You're like, F. So I asked my husband what type of woman he would remarry if I died. 0.98
00:00:55.780 And he said, I'm not getting remarried. And I said, well, who's going to take care of the kids
00:01:01.440 and the house because you don't cook or clean. And he said, if you die, I get well over a million
00:01:08.620 dollars. I will just hire a maid. And the kids don't really need to be looked after at this
00:01:14.920 point they're old enough to take care of themselves and i said well don't you think you'll get lonely
00:01:22.200 why do women they like mess around and find out they ask questions they don't want the answers 1.00
00:01:26.600 to then they get the answers and they're like ah and he said i won't be lonely i'll have well over
00:01:31.640 a million dollars and i can just purchase escorts i said i'm sorry what and he said i'm not getting
00:01:37.400 remarried i will just pay for escorts and a maid i'll pay for a maid because i'm not going to clean 1.00
00:01:44.360 in the house i said oh okay and he goes my only real concern is to make sure that i continue to
00:01:51.400 make enough money to pay for escorts and a maid okay all right let's see this one would you live
00:01:59.320 on a planet with all women hell no with all women yeah they're like oh no you wouldn't that's my 0.99
00:02:07.860 dream think about how i mean think of the structure can men come in once oh god no be unstructured
00:02:15.380 okay i mean i really would okay i really would it would be nice like never like not a single man
00:02:29.780 not a single man it would be nice we would have they hate that they love men because they love 0.99
00:02:34.580 getting dicked down great shopping great homes health care like all the things and we'd be
00:02:41.400 bored but happy it's fine are you taking it i'm taking it i'm going i'm going okay okay
00:02:47.920 saw guys on the fence saw guys on the fence i'm going i'm going i'm going i'm going all right
00:02:55.020 let's see what's next kiss cam confession my god i'm in the arms of my boss and i'm the head of
00:02:59.780 hr like this is a really bad look yeah everybody assumed i was horrified because it meant somehow
00:03:04.240 i got busted having an affair like that is not what was happening i felt like those okay i did
00:03:09.360 this less bad thing it wasn't the super bad thing two reasons were it's like do you yeah these women 1.00
00:03:14.800 are insulting my intelligence big enough for me in that moment to be really horrified did you even
00:03:18.960 hear no so i wanted to share that too so we were all like dancing and you know when there's music
00:03:23.440 playing you're talking you're kind of whispering in people's ears or yelling in their ears
00:03:26.800 we were talking and um with my friends too and we didn't hear chris martin say we're gonna pan
00:03:32.640 the audience like we never heard him warned that he was doing that and we never heard him say
00:03:37.040 they must be shy or they're having an affair i had no idea he said that until like days later
00:03:42.560 or the next day i don't remember it was a blur yeah right or after that night but i didn't know
00:03:47.360 that at all i whipped around like oprah if we were at a celtics game and we got put on the jumbotron
00:03:53.040 i'm gonna whip around i'm not a jumbotron girl even on my best days it's not my thing yeah why
00:03:58.000 Why didn't you, why are you on Oprah, if that's true?
00:04:00.340 Like, why did you fade, not fade into obscurity?
00:04:02.640 I would have probably done some version of that. 0.84
00:04:05.100 But in that moment, I was just horrified at.
00:04:07.960 And your first thought was Andrew, your husband.
00:04:10.420 And my job.
00:04:11.260 And your job.
00:04:12.100 Oh my God, I'm in.
00:04:13.260 Well, cooked.
00:04:14.800 Okay, have fun being an influencer.
00:04:17.520 New Monica Lewinsky. 0.99
00:04:18.760 I was a banned from mom groups
00:04:20.000 because I'm always the most logical one commenting
00:04:22.020 on some of these posts.
00:04:23.120 Moms will literally be like, I'm on my fourth kid 0.91
00:04:25.820 with a guy that's never worked a job.
00:04:27.560 i do all the work and he plays video games because he's working on his 2k career um how do i make
00:04:33.060 him love me this time around now that i'm pregnant with our fourth child positivity only being kind 0.96
00:04:38.680 i'm like what the fuck or when someone's like yeah i have bed bugs they said who we we listen 0.95
00:04:45.280 i listen and i judge and there's roaches but i'm so depressed i can't clean and like my kids are 0.99
00:04:51.800 fine like they just ignore them people in the comments are like don't worry we've all been
00:04:56.160 there we have it just kills me out every single time they're like kindness only be kind to others
00:05:02.960 no i think you should be bullied you're making your kids sleep in bed bugs and blame and like
00:05:10.540 covering it up with mental no i hate mom group oh my god oh my god that's so funny there's like
00:05:17.640 the occasional based women on these apps on monday march 16th right she said she's going back to
00:05:23.160 i turned myself in and went to prison not because i have to but because i want to well actually yes
00:05:28.880 i do want to and i have to because i want to maintain my marriage and keep a relationship
00:05:33.460 between my kids and their dad so once again like i do every single month every 30 days i packed up
00:05:39.020 my things and moved into the prison for the next four days and i already created my 400 instacart
00:05:44.820 order and had all of my groceries delivered to the prison and if you're new here my name is trina
00:05:49.540 I am a prison what kind of prison wife and we have four kids together and please don't be slow
00:05:54.800 like the majority of my comments and say well how do you have kids if he's in prison because I
00:05:59.600 literally just told you I'm going to sleep at the prison so that means I'm going what kind of
00:06:04.380 you get to visit for four to sleep at the prison with my husband in the same bed and if you're a
00:06:10.380 regular here I just want to thank you I just have so many questions what is there to be confused
00:06:15.480 about she goes back and forth the state she's in has family overnight visits every 30 days
00:06:20.580 well for supporting me and my family and watching our journey continue and yes carrying this weight
00:06:25.820 is difficult but what is not difficult in life be sure to leave me do you think the prisoner is
00:06:30.640 like what if they have two families like a comment because support is free i love you guys these
00:06:36.740 people are getting too comfortable on this app okay what's next i'm married in my 40s and a bunch
00:06:41.360 of girlfriends are getting a divorce and I am their number one champion but going to happy hour
00:06:46.120 with them is hard because their independent power is contagious and I want to get a divorce by the
00:06:49.880 end and I come home and I see my husband I'm like I love him married and I'm in my 40s and I feel
00:06:55.900 like a lot of my girlfriends are getting divorced and it's like hard to get a happy hour with them
00:07:02.580 because like they sell divorce so good they sell divorce to me like they're selling Mary Kay
00:07:10.300 and i'm like lock and loaded i'm like wow let's do this i can get my own apartment
00:07:18.400 yeah you know women power and then like i come home to my husband and i'm like oh i love him 0.87
00:07:25.740 never mind yeah i'm married yeah that's the thing you're kind of cooked when one girl the
00:07:30.820 friend group gets gets divorced they all do it together they all do it together it's like
00:07:36.040 one divorces then the next are going your girls are going you know so if your i got groomed story 1.00
00:07:41.720 contains any sort of oh but i lied about my age um i'm not so sure you're gonna garner my sympathy
00:07:48.500 girly or boy right because you lied about your age and then got groomed after they thought you
00:07:56.100 were an adult yeah i mean uh sounds like the responsibility on this one is actually on you
00:08:01.880 which people don't like to say and i know it's like how are they supposed to know if you lied
00:08:06.940 about it that's called deceit a situation obviously but it kind of can't really be on
00:08:12.120 the other person who was deceived oh i'm sorry but you're not the victim here i mean they're
00:08:17.120 not exactly like either sort of maybe a little bit but please i don't want to hear any like i
00:08:21.580 was verbally essayed or groomed or somebody took advantage of me or online if somebody assumes you
00:08:28.760 are an adult because you say so and then they proceed to do or try to do adult things with you
00:08:35.380 that seems like the consequences of your actions or perhaps your parents actions if they're that
00:08:41.980 young but either way i don't want to hear you presenting yourself as some kind of like internet
00:08:46.620 victim hey all right let's see what's next i love it when you say you can't expect a guy to do those
00:08:53.360 things yes i can my dad would as of late is when people say you can't expect a guy to do all these
00:08:59.260 things and i'm like yeah what my dad would you can't expect a guy to pick you up but your dad
00:09:04.540 did that like he's old like he's had all this time to learn all those things from the airport after
00:09:09.020 a business trip my dad would bring me food when i'm sick my dad would shovel my snow when he comes
00:09:14.520 over my dad would yeah but what does your mom do for him fix my clogged drain my dad would open my
00:09:19.380 card or my dad would lift the heavy things my dad would you know what i'm saying i have these
00:09:26.340 expectations because my dad set these expectations like go be mad at my dad be upset with him
00:09:32.260 imagine how this is a problem um and i can say this having a high performing father
00:09:37.540 you know you can't expect the men that you date to have be able to do as much as the dad because
00:09:43.060 remember your dad's old like he's had 20 years to become the man that he is and like think about
00:09:47.300 doing all those things you know just like you're not going to be a perfect wife right away um the 0.91
00:09:52.360 men aren't going to be perfect either so gotta give them some grace incredibly awkward it would 1.00
00:09:57.160 be if i'm away for a business trip and my dad asks me if i need a ride from the airport but my
00:10:03.600 boyfriend hasn't her husband hasn't like maybe that makes sense to me so if y'all are gonna get
00:10:09.280 upset go be mad at my dad everything as of late is when people okay well guys um i'm convinced
00:10:17.660 instagram is not a real place because every time i watch one of these videos i'm like we're just
00:10:22.200 we're just putting anything on these apps apparently you can um do conjugal visits in
00:10:27.020 prison and see them for four days straight so they're giving prisoners anything these days
00:10:30.800 all right guys let me know in the comments make sure you like the video and subscribe to the
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