Pearl - February 05, 2026


The Sarah Stock Situation


Episode Stats

Length

13 minutes

Words per Minute

191.83484

Word Count

2,611

Sentence Count

73

Misogynist Sentences

19

Hate Speech Sentences

16


Summary

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Sarah Stock and Elijah Schaefer had sex on the day they met at the CPAC conference in February of 2025. She claims she blacked out because of benadryl. He claims she was drugged and had an abortion.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Let's start with Sarah Stock. If your husband doesn't know now is the time, I understand that
00:00:05.520 you won't see it like this for a long time, but as you can see from the above, it is better for
00:00:09.900 everyone that things come out in one burst today instead of metastasizing over weeks. Don't let
00:00:15.020 him find out from anyone else. In February of 2025, Sarah Stock and Elijah Schaefer began sleeping
00:00:20.880 together. The affair ended on the day she got engaged, about six months later. In that time,
00:00:25.320 they experienced multiple pregnancy scares. It is alleged by one former acquaintance that Sarah got
00:00:30.520 at least one abortion. Stock and Schaefer had sex on the day they met at the CPAC conference.
00:00:36.360 In recordings of Stock confessing the affair, she claims large amounts of alcohol were involved.
00:00:42.080 They told each other they loved one another. Elijah told her he was thinking of leaving his
00:00:45.840 wife for her. Stock's husband met Schaefer many times, but he did not know about their sexual
00:00:50.040 relationship when he proposed. In this recording, Stock can be heard admitting to the affair,
00:00:54.540 adding that she does not plan to tell her husband it so let's see it's like it obviously was my
00:01:02.080 fault too what happened between us but even that was like not like i don't know i felt like it was
00:01:08.920 like like he got me like very intoxicated like i don't even like so mind you mind you nick she's
00:01:16.240 falsely accusing him she's subtly falsely accusing him of raping her bullshit complete bullshit
00:01:22.880 she's spreading that rumor about him conservatives catholics bullshit hey pearl big fans what's your
00:01:30.200 view on antinatalism it's a made-up term women just don't want to have kids nothing nothing
00:01:36.460 really you guys can't hear anything let me see if i can turn the sound up on the computer i don't
00:01:47.060 think i can turn it up anymore the two nights you're there and the second night i was like
00:01:53.400 breaking out in like a rash and so he's like oh like get some benadryl it'll help with the rash
00:01:58.780 and like now i'm thinking back and it's like that's probably why i like blacked out she's
00:02:02.620 saying she blacked out because of benadryl bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit
00:02:10.140 because he like intentionally gave me benadryl like sent me a bunch of shots and stuff and like
00:02:14.800 Obviously, it's like stupid on my part to like go along with that, you know.
00:02:19.180 But at the same time, it's like he obviously like knew what he was doing.
00:02:24.200 Do you see that?
00:02:25.140 He obviously knew what he was doing.
00:02:27.180 It's complete bullshit.
00:02:31.360 So he had it in his mind.
00:02:34.000 Benadryl what?
00:02:34.700 Like does that just make it increases like the toxicity or something?
00:02:38.520 Like gets you really strong?
00:02:40.200 Yeah.
00:02:41.000 Like mixing like a drug like that.
00:02:42.800 Yeah.
00:02:42.980 when was c what what was this cpec that was when i very first met him in february where was cpec i
00:02:50.920 don't even remember this oh oh that was in dc oh i got you yeah vantage real for a breakout yeah
00:02:58.640 yeah that's crazy yeah he is he's he i know how again like i'm saying like i'm not saying i don't
00:03:06.700 like have any fault in that like i like it like definitely like ate me up for like a long time
00:03:13.980 yeah i feel very bad about it still yeah but yeah damn yeah that's it's tough and i mean i don't
00:03:20.780 know i don't know how you feel about the guy now but it's like it's probably worse that you don't
00:03:24.780 that you like the more that you learn about him and know who he really is it probably makes the
00:03:29.020 whole thing worse a little bit oh yeah for sure yeah what do you mean i just don't want anything
00:03:34.300 to do with him like i just i i get you i totally get you what what did he say about his family like
00:03:40.220 because obviously as like a family and kids what was his excuse with that though like how would he
00:03:45.420 justify that he's like he was like oh my wife doesn't care she lets me like yeah and that's
00:03:52.620 normal my wife doesn't care i'm telling you a lot of these guys their wives don't care
00:03:57.980 so don't really feel that bad for them she he lets me run run for you right if she doesn't
00:04:03.420 care as long as i like take such good care of her and she just lets me be a man and like do what i
00:04:08.060 want and blah blah blah like he was like saying that stuff yeah he says like the wife doesn't care
00:04:13.660 wow yeah so he has an open relationship that's crazy which i mean did you have a question that
00:04:19.900 or like i was like that's definitely not like i like realized that's not true right but also like
00:04:26.220 at the time like it seemed like i don't know just like the way he acted and everyone acted around
00:04:30.700 came to think she would sit around girls and almost like seemed like that was true does that
00:04:34.640 make sense yeah and like obviously like i deeply regret that but also like i'm not a slut like i
00:04:42.600 mean that's like a horrible horrible thing but she's trying to she's like i'm not a slut it's
00:04:48.540 like incredible it's not like i really am like sleeping around or have been so so it's always
00:04:56.300 what women do it's like it's incredible like you don't tell me if you've been sleeping around or
00:05:01.220 not just be be chased and pure or don't you know you shouldn't even have to say it yeah i mean you
00:05:08.440 don't you don't have to defend yourself yeah i know but i'm just saying like it's kind of just
00:05:13.180 like not even true for like anyone who knows me so yeah i mean you just had a fling with elijah
00:05:19.160 and that's i don't know i guess he got upset about it he's going he's just exaggerating yeah i mean
00:05:24.140 did you i guess you're not gonna tell or not or i guess i was gonna ask like would you tell your
00:05:29.960 husband i guess this is before your husband right yeah no we weren't engaged okay but no i'm not
00:05:36.180 telling anyone yeah okay and like i was like like i said like very intoxicated well he said like it
00:05:43.780 was a couple times like you were traveling around and like maybe in dc and new york and stuff like
00:05:48.540 it. I'm not trying to. No, I'll take it. Okay. Stock alleges that Schaefer got me very intoxicated
00:05:57.160 and that she does not remember all the events of the evening. She adds that he gave her Benadryl
00:06:02.300 for a rash, but perhaps also to get her further intoxicated. She drank a bunch of shots and
00:06:07.300 blacked out. Schaefer constantly questioned Stock's faith at the same time, or so several
00:06:13.420 former employees allege masquerading as an orthodox christian himself wearing oversized
00:06:19.320 religious jewelry when he met stock's husband schaefer kissed him on the forehead in the manner
00:06:23.900 of a priest schaefer's affair with sarah stock will come as a surprise to observers many of whom
00:06:29.300 are convinced that schaefer is or at least was gay others regard him as a cookie cutter drunk
00:06:35.200 and womanizer both groups are correct i don't look schaefer says he had a twink phase before
00:06:40.660 he got married a twink okay now they're basically saying schaefer's gay maybe he is maybe he isn't
00:06:45.500 i don't know but he certainly pulled a lot of ego what is it with the metrosexual guys pulling like
00:06:51.980 really hot e-girls destiny did the same thing so i don't i don't know if schaefer's gay or not but
00:06:57.060 the fact that you have an allegation of being gay you're a little fruity you know what i mean women
00:07:02.740 must love women must love the the metrosexual guys why did she confess to that dude well women we
00:07:09.140 just will confess to anybody if they make us feel comfortable enough so okay let me see a little
00:07:14.880 known fact about Schaeffer is that he attended church with and grew up around Benny Johnson
00:07:19.260 whose house Schaeffer attended sleepovers while they were both attending Calvary Chapel Schaeffer
00:07:24.580 Schaeffer left the main or the church in a hurry when he was discovered having sex with another
00:07:30.200 man despite his own past one of Schaeffer's favorite subjects is Nick F is a homosexuality
00:07:36.240 a subject Schaefer returns to again and again. Okay. Sarah Stock comments in the second recording
00:07:41.160 how much shit Elijah talks in private. By the way, I've confirmed that Schaefer's wife and
00:07:46.440 children are safe. There are too many examples of the outrageous hypocrisy to list, but here's the
00:07:52.280 kind of things Stock was posting online while she was near weekly and for six months cheating on
00:07:58.020 her boyfriend with Elijah Schaefer. It is not known whether she insisted her husband wait till
00:08:03.260 marriage you see what i mean it's like catholics there's got to be some barrier of entry i don't
00:08:09.560 know what it is but it's got to be better you need an i1 post can someone make me one it's got to be
00:08:15.820 better than whatever the fuck you're doing now because it's not working actually that's not quite
00:08:20.160 true we do know that sarah made him wait she did because sarah stock's husband believed he was
00:08:25.560 marrying a virgin that's what she told him or allowed him to believe what we don't know is how
00:08:30.460 she explained not being intact on the big night. Vigorous horse riding has been known to claim the
00:08:37.900 hymenal integrity of teen girls, though it's less common than women suggest. Elijah Schaefer's
00:08:44.780 drinking, drug taking, and extramarital affairs have been relentless for the duration of his
00:08:50.280 marriage. A union hastily arranged once he decided to pursue conservative media career. One thing
00:08:56.840 that hasn't changed from Schaefer's days as a youth pastor. He still likes things shoved up
00:09:01.140 him. Okay. I get it. He's gay or he thinks he's gay. Schaefer owns an electronic dildo. Okay.
00:09:07.780 Okay. I don't, I don't care about that. Schaefer's on a cocktail. Okay. So they're saying he's on
00:09:11.740 drugs here. Wait, hold on. And I'll just say, I'm going to admit, I'll just say this. I can't
00:09:16.700 make you admit anything, say anything, but I will admit that, that I am playing a role in this and
00:09:22.640 that i am that it is immature and that it should be dealt with differently and i will also admit
00:09:27.500 outside of work that yeah my personal life i i'm having a hard time i mean i'm trying different
00:09:32.760 you know what i bet his ex i bet his wife put this together trying to like figure it out but
00:09:38.160 obviously i am stressed and i'm not i don't i'm not dealing with it the way i should be and i'm
00:09:41.820 not and it's not always i'm up to you know like oftentimes it's the same thing i don't drink and
00:09:45.240 i can't sleep i can't sleep for an hour i'm tossing i fall asleep at six and it's like it may look
00:09:47.700 like i was drinking the same thing or not do i drink sometimes and too much absolutely you know
00:09:50.660 Okay, I don't really care.
00:09:59.560 Out of respect for Schaefer's soon-to-be ex-wife and the for the sake of his children,
00:10:04.120 I am not reproducing messages between the Schaefer's.
00:10:06.960 Suffice it to say that Elijah's conduct as a husband and a father
00:10:10.120 has been derelict, frightening, and neglectful to the extreme.
00:10:13.600 I mean, I think like the wife is going to put every bad thing that he's ever done.
00:10:18.080 and i don't really think that's fair because he like what has she done you know you don't know
00:10:23.460 what she's been doing for the marriage and men are never going to out their wives the way that
00:10:29.040 the wives will out them after years of infidelity insensible drunken rants and abuse and even being
00:10:35.140 falsely implicated in felonies schaefer's wife filed for divorce okay don't really care
00:10:39.640 schaefer faces a messy divorce more difficult because he is broke okay it's not a bad thing
00:10:46.360 him being broke then she can't take it all now they're gonna say all these people were assaulted
00:10:50.160 by him when they probably just banged him okay so i'm not really concerned i don't really buy the
00:10:55.700 whole they were assaulted by him i'm sure he flirted pretty hard and was like handsy with
00:11:00.680 them i'm sure but like grow up i think any girl that screamed at him get away from me he probably
00:11:06.340 would stop so drug problem probably i'm sure he did drugs it's pretty common in the industry like
00:11:12.540 coke is a lot of people do coke people like elijah and sarah the conservative equivalent of rock star
00:11:19.220 musicians and groupies except rock stars do not pretend to be virtuous in public yet
00:11:23.700 exactly now you might say okay now let's see so there's a couple lessons we can kind of learn
00:11:30.560 from all this and the first lesson is that we really gotta stop caring what women say because
00:11:36.760 while she was doing all of this she was tweeting most men will do whatever they can get away with
00:11:44.360 that's why there's an old saying about a cow and the free milk she's giving out away wife privileges
00:11:49.220 on a girlfriend's salary why would he propose so she this this post is the virtue signal she's
00:11:55.100 saying why on earth what you know sex outside of marriage is bad and women that say that they tend
00:12:02.400 to just give sex to another guy and make you wait. So as we can see, look at this. She got the Pope
00:12:08.440 to bless their marriage. Even the Pope can't save these hoes. Isn't that incredible? Oh shit. Damn
00:12:14.440 it. I do this every time. Okay. Let me go back. This is men will do whatever they can get away
00:12:20.540 with. Here you go. And then now this is the Pope. So the Pope is blessing her marriage as she's
00:12:27.920 banging her boss this is why the red pill doesn't need marketing this is just you know i'm just i'm
00:12:33.600 i'm letting you know nick grope whatever this is the marketing to never date or join the catholic
00:12:39.580 religion because women are allowed to be the marketing for it and they're never held accountable
00:12:44.460 they're just co-signed so sarah stock told me it's really easy to not have sex outside of marriage
00:12:50.540 you can't you can't have a society that expects people to get married but places a barrier on
00:12:55.120 any sex outside of marriage casual sex is terrible but having relationships that lead to marriage
00:13:00.000 would be very difficult without sex it's actually not hard people have been doing it forever so
00:13:06.460 again this is like she's saying this so she's doing that you know what i mean the idea that
00:13:11.260 women who are waiting until marriage are doing it to manipulate men into marrying them so they can
00:13:15.500 leave and take all their money is kind of schizo in my opinion you probably have a 0.01 chance of
00:13:20.680 that happening. Everyone who is going to be a forever bachelor and never procreate because
00:13:25.580 they're not willing to take that risk, especially with a woman they love and trust. Wait until
00:13:29.540 marriage has a statistically better result for the marriage. She's doing that while banging her
00:13:33.600 boss. Isn't that incredible? Incredible. Women.