Pearl - March 26, 2026


The UK Education System And Its Consequences


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10 minutes

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1,731

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17

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1

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15

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5

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In this episode of my reaction series, we re reacting to the UK education system. We re talking about the education system in the UK and how dumb it is and how it s made us feel stupid. We also talk about international education and how they re making us feel smart.

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00:00:00.000 what's the capital of china sydney what up guys welcome to my reaction series today we're reacting
00:00:07.040 to the uk education system i guess it's cooked i guess they don't know anything and actually you
00:00:12.720 know what as somebody's experience because i got my masters in the uk but i dropped out because my
00:00:17.440 youtube channel was doing too well and i just couldn't be bothered to go to class it was pretty
00:00:21.600 easy like i was i remember like failing out um because i didn't go and i remember thinking how
00:00:27.680 have i not failed sooner like how am i not like yeah i want to wait my dad was pissed it was a
00:00:33.360 waste of money but i'm like dad i'm making more on youtube like i had to i dropped this
00:00:40.880 maths yeah 15 divided by 3. 15 divided by 3. 12. it is 12. what is the opposite what is the
00:00:51.360 opposite or vertical over horizontal vertical or vertical how many syllables are in the word
00:00:58.480 question question two question yeah i'm kind of afraid to get these wrong look i'm not the
00:01:04.560 smartest but i'm you i a she's doing vowels oh what condition is cause you know it's like 0.98
00:01:16.560 incredible the confidence like it's you know if you're kind of dumb it's okay but like you can't 0.99
00:01:22.320 be arrogant and dumb like you know you got to pick a struggle you know it's about insufficient fluid 0.95
00:01:28.480 intake disruption dehydration is it dehydrated i kind of missed the beginning what's the capital 1.00
00:01:34.880 what's the capital of mexico i don't know if i know that it's mexico city city mexico i think
00:01:40.720 it's the one it's like right by the is it mexico city oh i'm right okay okay i was second guessing
00:01:48.160 myself i'm like i think brazil oh how'd you get to brazil because i close like what subjects
00:01:55.120 are you good at um okay let's see let's see the next one all right let's see let's see now we got
00:02:02.320 some white people let's see if the white kids any better usa usa yeah is it florida
00:02:10.800 okay what's the capital of the u.s capital of the usa he said florida it's dc am i tripping 0.93
00:02:16.960 oh my god capital of the u is it dc it's dc right okay do you know i second guess myself i'm like
00:02:23.680 it's dc oh my god the usa yeah is it florida what's the capital of the usa florida though
00:02:30.880 how'd you get to florida i think they're all just repeating like what they've seen on social media
00:02:35.520 because that's where like hollywood isn't that it's not washington no never heard of the guy
00:02:39.920 not the president okay washington is a guy okay okay our next question is um what's 28 divided by
00:02:45.680 seven so seven all right fifteen four i'm actually ungodly bad at math yeah okay four um so i the 0.62
00:02:56.720 math ones i could probably look pretty stupid because you know what they gave us calculators
00:03:01.600 so young i'm like i didn't learn any of that five do you go school yeah oh i got it wrong um wait no 0.75
00:03:10.320 it's 28 divided by seven by no no four yeah yeah i got it i got it scared me there now last question
00:03:16.640 yeah um what part of the body is treated by a dermatologist skin dermatologist yeah i'm gonna
00:03:24.160 say your heart so you go to the dermatologist for your heart yeah i'm starting to feel smart
00:03:33.040 you know i don't even think i'm that smart these are making me feel intelligent okay yeah what
00:03:39.360 about your skin where do you go for your skin the doctors matter is ice oh eight of matter is ice
00:03:46.240 oh my god solid water h2o h2o is it a solid b liquid c gas liquid oh my god how did you get
00:03:57.500 to liquid it's water how many angles are inside a triangle see i don't know angles three i'm in
00:04:05.120 a special school man what see at least he he's humble right at least that guy had some humilities
00:04:11.080 look i am kind of dumb you know we can we can f with that but it's nothing like being confident 0.90
00:04:17.400 and confidently dumb you know so all right let's see spot a word international international yeah 0.96
00:04:25.480 okay i n t e r n a t i o n a l i n t e r n a t i o n a l correct correct um what's the capital of 0.96
00:04:38.600 brazil rio is it rio brazil yeah uh rio i think that's wrong uh you know i'm i'm okay
00:04:49.240 capital what i had a brazilian nanny i should know this capital of brazil is what brazilia
00:04:57.800 oh i wouldn't have got that okay i don't know that one that's for b i don't know i don't know
00:05:03.880 what's 50% of 100? 50% of 100 is 50 no yeah not too sure I think this guy's trying to make him
00:05:15.380 down my brain's going one what language do they speak in uh Colombia is it Spanish some of these
00:05:22.960 I don't even know Spanish I'm gonna go Spanish but I don't know yeah uh I'm not too sure either
00:05:29.080 what about egypt okay wait language you're not gonna tell me language in colombia oh i'm right
00:05:35.940 spanish okay i was right um egypt oh god i have no idea that one i don't know all right in south
00:05:43.420 africa they speak africans and i think they speak english also because i had a south african nanny
00:05:51.180 not that i think south africa is that close to egypt no what would be higher on the map um
00:05:58.600 is it in nigeria they speak i'm just gonna make myself look dumb i don't know what are they 0.56
00:06:05.400 i think english is the official egypt i'm gonna go english but i think that's right
00:06:11.240 i don't know my mind's gone blank okay last question oh arabic that's what it said 0.97
00:06:16.280 damn damn you know i can't always look smart in the how many years are in two decades 20 0.95
00:06:23.840 how many years or two decades it's 20. yeah thank you bro i appreciate it 0.99
00:06:32.000 this guy's funny okay okay wait let's see this one what are we in right now uh no march because
00:06:39.280 it's coming to march ain't it how are we in march oh no two look at this two months ain't it yeah
00:06:46.080 two. What do you mean two? Because
00:06:49.760 January and February two. What's three times
00:06:54.200 three? Six. No, that's three times.
00:06:58.140 No, eight. You know what? I really am not good at my
00:07:02.200 multiplication tables like at all. And this is making me feel a lot better.
00:07:06.320 I'm terrible at math and this is making me feel better.
00:07:09.980 What is seven plus eight? Seven plus eight.
00:07:13.840 either 15 or 16 which are we going from i have a 16 16. name three countries in africa okay wait
00:07:21.440 i can do this zimbabwe nigeria south africa um yeah countries in africa there are states nigeria
00:07:30.720 lagos and namibia no i said name three countries in africa africa is a country and the continent
00:07:38.320 lagos is the capital of nigeria there are no countries in africa really africa is the country
00:07:44.640 can you explain that the whole state is africa then you've got the individual states nigeria
00:07:50.480 lagos yada yada there are no countries in africa excuse me oh my gosh i know where is that greenwich
00:07:57.120 i think i know where that's at all right let's keep going name three countries in asia right
00:08:03.840 three countries in asia japan philippines wait i want to do it three countries in asia
00:08:08.720 um okay wait sorry i'm pulling up the next video i would have said japan uh thailand china india
00:08:16.560 i know the least about the asian part of the world i just haven't i never had asian nannies
00:08:21.600 and i never spent a time i don't know man he's asian that's okay what the name three countries
00:08:26.480 in africa okay i could do i mean i just did that nigeria zimbabwe south africa niger zimbabwe bro
00:08:35.740 yeah because there's a ton in england i don't know one name three countries in europe there's
00:08:41.780 one african country that's like on the tip of my tongue that i can't remember like i remember they
00:08:47.560 would always compete with the jollof rice between nigeria and ghana oh ghana that's it three
00:08:53.080 countries in europe germany um poland switzerland europe bro i call out my highest bro i don't know
00:09:01.720 14 divided by two six so um if the past tense for bake is baked and the past tense for blame is
00:09:09.960 blamed what's the past tense for break as in breaking a glass break what do you call ice
00:09:15.080 sorry what do you call ice in its liquid form nitrous oxide ice water in a country that ends
00:09:21.960 with the letter e a country that ends in the letter e is chili a con chili right yeah chili
00:09:28.840 i even know bro is it a egypt b greece or c colombia nah none of them are right bro name
00:09:35.160 three created greece okay all right this one three countries name three countries in asia
00:09:42.840 it's china one i don't know you tell me china is right china japan north korea south korea
00:09:49.960 yeah yeah africa are you good at geography i just had geography today so yeah okay all right okay
00:09:58.760 now our next question is um what's the chemical symbol for gold
00:10:02.920 hey yes well done correct correct now our last question i didn't know that yeah um
00:10:08.440 what's the capital of china hong kong i think sydney 0.83
00:10:12.520 oh i was wrong where's hong kong beijing oh that's stupid i knew that too 0.99
00:10:22.080 oh no don't pay attention yeah i can tell that's with a b that's with a b 0.90
00:10:27.120 beijing beijing correct correct thank you so much
00:10:30.400 oh that's funny all right guys let me know how i did is um the catholic school education system
00:10:36.780 cooked based on my answers let me know can't win them all um let me know what you think in the
00:10:41.760 comments and what questions do you think would be good at a trivia so like the video subscribe
00:10:47.300 to the channel and I'll see you next time