Pearl - October 01, 2026


“Woman Complains Her Date Left Her ALONE at the Gym for 90 Minutes” @JustPearlyThings

Mentioned
Equinox
“Man ‘Breaks Up’ With His Girlfriend of 13 YEARS… Then Reveals the Truth” @JustPearlyThings

Episode Stats


Length

1 minute

Words per minute

205.98

Word count

278

Sentence count

9

Harmful content

Toxicity

3

sentences flagged

Hate speech

5

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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 This morning comes, and he's like, I need to go to the gym.
00:00:04.080 He goes to the Equinox, which is like, what, $300 a month?
00:00:10.160 So I was like, that's fine.
00:00:12.080 Like, I'll go with you.
00:00:13.640 You know, I'll walk on the treadmill, do whatever.
00:00:16.400 I had never been to an Equinox before.
00:00:18.500 So we get there, and there's like multiple floors to the Equinox.
00:00:23.200 He's like, all right, I'm just going to head upstairs with my buddy and do a quick workout.
00:00:26.420 And I was like, okay, so you're meeting someone here.
00:00:29.500 and leaving me to just figure out what i want to do figure out where i am the gym is huge
00:00:34.860 i was like okay i'll be on the treadmill an hour and a half goes by i don't understand this is the 0.57
00:00:41.520 female laziness epidemic i have a split you leave me at the gym to go hang out with your friends i 0.56
00:00:47.000 mean i'm gonna do my split i'm gonna do that it's actually better for me because i want to stick to
00:00:51.960 my program you know what i mean don't see him don't hear from him i'm like did he leave me here
00:00:58.020 like where is he at and what is he doing i could do two hours at the gym walk around the equinox 0.93
00:01:03.300 trying to find this man another bitch and i finally found him upstairs in a corner with this 0.89
00:01:08.260 guy and he's like oh we're just you know finishing our workout here you can like stretch in the 0.99
00:01:13.700 corner i was like okay let me stretch in the corner it was so weird like literally like okay