Pearl - October 01, 2026


“Woman Has ONE Bad Date and QUITS Dating Apps Completely” @JustPearlyThings

Mentioned
“Man ‘Breaks Up’ With His Girlfriend of 13 YEARS… Then Reveals the Truth” @JustPearlyThings

Episode Stats


Length

2 minutes

Words per minute

206.18

Word count

612

Sentence count

10

Harmful content

Misogyny

2

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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 I had such a bad date experience last night that I canceled the date I was supposed to go on
00:00:04.660 tonight because I woke up feeling so icky. Dude, you made the dinner reservation. I didn't even
00:00:11.720 want to do dinner. Okay. She didn't want to do dinner. He does dinner. Okay. I'm also going to
00:00:15.600 share my thoughts on online dating, updating at the end of this, because all it takes is one date.
00:00:21.820 I'm usually not a dinner for the first date type of person. I would never pick that if it were up
00:00:27.380 to me but i got a sense okay so all right from this person's prompts on hinge by the way this
00:00:34.340 is the first hinge date first and last hinge i've ever been on i got a sense that's what i mean 0.99
00:00:39.380 women are such quitters we are such quitters you have so many date choices one bad date 1.00
00:00:44.900 one bad date and we're just gonna call it that didn't make you give up on one night stands
00:00:50.300 he didn't drink so i'm like whatever we can do dinner so we go to this restaurant which by the
00:00:55.620 way my cousin who's like a huge foodie she's in hospitality was like don't go to this restaurant
00:01:01.420 but I already tried to give one excuse and he didn't he wasn't quite getting the vibes that
00:01:06.400 I didn't want to go there so I'm like whatever I'm just gonna be easy okay so you got free dinner
00:01:10.460 we can just never look at the bright side of things and go there I text him I'm five minutes
00:01:16.460 late why does he text me he's also five minutes late why are you not already sitting at the
00:01:21.160 restaurant as we're walking into the restaurant he gives me like an up and down of my outfit
00:01:25.520 doesn't say it he's not like nice outfit he just kind of stares at my outfit walks inside he almost
00:01:31.020 takes the better seat and I like swerve I'm like no I'm facing the restaurant you're not sitting
00:01:35.240 there immediately we get into what I do for work which like I am proud of my work I'm proud that I
00:01:41.520 work for myself but I think there's a bit of nuance to it like owning a stationary business
00:01:47.740 like it doesn't it's big like you know we're doing like exciting stuff we just worked with
00:01:52.720 Pamela Anderson and we just worked with Madewell and we're working with Rosewood and like obviously
00:01:58.740 I don't even know why I'm externalizing to all of these like outside companies to legitimize it
00:02:03.420 because it's an amazing company that I'm building but immediately like says I say what I do for work
00:02:10.740 I say that I do social media his response to all of that is oh I don't have Instagram which also
00:02:17.200 wasn't true because later in the night he was on instagram which i'll get to so kind of immediately
00:02:21.820 just makes me feel like weird and shitty about my job which okay men don't like this i'll tell you
00:02:27.920 what they call me a pick me for this job but i'm telling you guys do not like this job this is not
00:02:34.620 ladies i promise to god if you say should i become a streamer to get higher quality men
00:02:40.660 i want you to know that is not what's in the cards for you um you get access to higher quality but i
00:02:48.060 will say you do get access but like you get in the room i guess with more like famous guys or
00:02:54.140 whatever but they're looking for the girls without social media so