Pearl - September 26, 2026


“Women Aren’t Even HIDING That They Want to Be Side Chicks Anymore” @JustPearlyThings

“31 Year Old Woman Almost Got Her FIRST Boyfriend” @JustPearlyThings Modern Women Have TOO MUCH not TOO LITTLE community

Episode Stats


Length

1 minute

Words per minute

250.5

Word count

378

Sentence count

12

Harmful content

Misogyny

5

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Toxicity

5

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Hate speech

4

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Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00 Day one of trying to get Dominic. 0.99
00:00:01 All right, so there's a girl trying to convince somebody, 1.00
00:00:04 convince this guy to have sex with her. 0.96
00:00:06 That's what I mean. 1.00
00:00:07 Women will beg to share men. 1.00
00:00:08 Bike to let me hit. 1.00
00:00:10 Here's some reasons why you should let me hit, Dominic.
00:00:12 Number one, you will be in Austin, Texas on September 22nd.
00:00:15 I too will be in Austin, Texas on September 22nd.
00:00:18 Additionally, this is a calendar of my menstrual cycle.
00:00:21 As you can see, I will not be menstruating on September 22nd.
00:00:25 All right, now this is a photo of what I look like
00:00:26 with a ton of makeup on and perfect lighting.
00:00:28 um just so you can kind of see my ceiling it's just a little more sultry for another option i
00:00:34 just wanted to flag that another reason why i think you should let me hit is that i am a big
00:00:37 fan i love all of your songs including baby doll as well as and it actually seems like you might be
00:00:42 a bit of a fan of me as well as seen by the fact that you liked my trial reel all but 30 minutes
00:00:47 ago try not to make it so obvious next time here are some additional reasons as to why i think you
00:00:51 should let me hit number one other than this very public video on the world wide web where
00:00:55 i sexually propositioned you and revealed my menstrual cycle i can actually be very discreet
00:00:59 number two other than this very public video on the worldwide web where i said propositioned you
00:01:03 and revealed my menstrual cycle i can actually be a very normal person and could be a very stable
00:01:07 and inspiring figure in your child's life should we decide to pursue this into something more and 1.00
00:01:11 lastly we're all gonna die one day so your move uh yeah women aren't even hiding it women used
00:01:18 to hide it's we don't even have the decency to not pretend that we don't want to be side chicks
00:01:23 we used to hide it well now that you know guys what are you gonna do about it
00:01:27 you might as well have some side chicks you know what i mean king