Pearl - March 26, 2026


Women Don't Care About Merit, Only Status

The Christian Hypocrites Dating In Your 40sīŧš YOU. ARE. COOKED.

Episode Stats


Length

6 minutes

Words per minute

198.67

Word count

1,244

Sentence count

21

Harmful content

Misogyny

9

sentences flagged

Hate speech

4

sentences flagged


Summary

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In this episode of the reaction series, we are reacting to the reels sent to us by douchebagpa and dougmappa on insta. We talk about douchebags, tattoos, and more.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 so notice she doesn't know anything but she's very proud of the type wow guys welcome to my
00:00:04.640 reaction series today we are reacting to the reels that me and doug mpa send each other on
00:00:10.000 instagram where we just you know it just seems like instagram is not a real place and we're gonna
00:00:16.000 watch that today in lockdown and i was left unsupervised the first one i can't believe
00:00:22.960 some how did i go from this this is what i mean you gotta bang woman fast because you don't know 0.99
00:00:28.000 when she'll get a chest tattoo a head tattoo or gain gain 50 pounds to this it was the covid
00:00:35.680 lockdown and i was left unsupervised the first one some dude off craigslist i don't know but
00:00:42.880 oh my god obviously not good what the is that so then another crackhead from craigslist
00:00:50.800 what the so then i had to get it fixed i cannot believe you guys are getting
00:00:55.920 tattoos from what's wrong with the tattoo parlor no in new jersey but then i got drunk and i had
00:01:02.640 a tattoo machine and i tattooed hate um on my face right here but i did it in a mirror so it read eat
00:01:09.600 my sister did that you know when you actually looked at it so i had this idea and then it
00:01:15.440 looked like it said hoe so i tried to scrape it off but i had no other choice i promise you 0.98
00:01:22.400 every single one of my tattoos has a story isn't that crazy she goes from that to that okay what's
00:01:28.560 next life as a two so this woman i guess they're calling her a two i would put her more at a four 1.00
00:01:34.080 i wouldn't say two i'm amy and i frequently get called a two a three a five all these random
00:01:39.440 numbers from bots and basement dwellers as a two my boyfriend pays for all my bills cooks i mean
00:01:44.640 it's not like you're the ugliest thing ever you just don't have that um symmetrical face i mean
00:01:49.280 take the l and neither do i it's okay for me all the time invest in resources for my business and
00:01:53.520 literally only has eyes for me so if that's what you get baby girl you gotta step it up 0.99
00:01:57.760 you should be getting your tuition paid an apartment or a house in your name boys and
00:02:02.240 bots have decided that you get to have two treatment animals yeah well the men complaining
00:02:07.360 are just mad that you can date so much out of your league and instead of you know taking that
00:02:11.280 with some humility uh you just double down which you know that's kind of what women do i'm amy and
00:02:17.040 okay let's keep going mechanical engineering do you think you can answer five questions every
00:02:21.560 mechanical engineering major chanel um oh no um so i'm gonna ask you five questions every one you
00:02:28.160 get right means it'll get a little harder explain one of newton's laws of motion uh and what what
00:02:33.000 does it say newton's law of motion isn't that like kinetic energy what is the primary purpose
00:02:39.380 of a heat exchanger oh that one i'm not gonna know no define torque i know some engineers are
00:02:44.580 gonna correct me on it it's cool but it's you can describe it as a long stick and that one it'll
00:02:50.760 have like a certain and if it lights up green that means the tire's ready to stay it's like crazy
00:02:56.920 because she said with such pride her major but women don't care about the knowledge they care 1.00
00:03:02.000 about the title so notice she doesn't know anything but she's very proud of the title like
00:03:06.660 that if it lights up red that means you torqued it too much and you need to loosen the tire a
00:03:10.820 little bit because it'll put strain on the on the nets and stuff. What is the difference between
00:03:15.160 stress and strain? I don't know how to describe that. I don't know. I feel like sometimes in
00:03:19.560 engineering or anything mechanics you can it's kind of feel it feels like common sense a little
00:03:24.260 I don't know that's just the way. In thermodynamics what does first what is the first law state?
00:03:30.240 Thermodynamics I don't know that one. That's all right last one. Explain the difference between
00:03:35.080 laminar and turbulent flow. No I'm not gonna know that one. And what do you want to get into with
00:03:39.220 mechanical engineering to be in the pit crew for like mass cars and stuff like that yeah i always
00:03:44.660 wanted to do that thank you so much for god help us okay she just wants to bang the guys in the 1.00
00:03:50.000 pit crew that's what she meant always that one one it has to be a man who did this he see i parked
00:03:55.160 like this i'm straight but i park kind of wide so no one would want to park next to me because
00:04:02.340 they might feel like the driver can't drive i don't know that's my my train of thought but
00:04:06.680 i'm gonna find one person that parks right next to me jeez louise he looked at a piss poor parking 0.54
00:04:14.600 job and said it has to be a woman who did this it's like what it's like crazy how women will 1.00
00:04:19.000 do the wrong thing and double down it's just incredible it's always that all right let's see
00:04:23.400 what's next a college-age woman traveling during spring break was removed from a commercial flight
00:04:29.080 following an onboarding incident um that has put her on the no fly list according to airline
00:04:35.800 officials oh my god my niece who is bipolar one had her first manic episode in college and her 1.00
00:04:48.560 therapist said it's common sense it's the first time they're out on their own without parents
00:04:51.620 regulating their schedule and providing meals during her manic episode her psychiatrist said
00:04:56.680 drive said drive to get her do not have her out on an airplane or she will get on a no-fly list 1.00
00:05:02.180 So when I see videos like this, I try not to judge.
00:05:04.120 We don't know their circumstances.
00:05:05.600 I don't really care.
00:05:06.840 To be honest, you got to figure out how to control your emotions.
00:05:11.820 That's crazy.
00:05:13.440 All right.
00:05:14.060 Now we go not for guys.
00:05:15.740 Here's a list of things that men should not be allowed to have.
00:05:20.020 And they're only for girls.
00:05:21.600 Number one, oat milk or any alternative milk.
00:05:24.740 Why can't you drink it from the cow? 0.71
00:05:26.900 From the udder.
00:05:28.260 What?
00:05:29.060 Number two, Stanley Cup.
00:05:30.540 why are you holding your water bottle from the side from the hand hey you know it's it's convenient
00:05:35.880 you know and drinking out of a straw okay number three baths why are your feet hanging over the
00:05:42.900 side of the women just hate seeing men relax like that okay number four putting anything in your 0.96
00:05:50.360 coffee at all what do you want it to taste good not allowed here's a list of okay um that's kind
00:05:58.580 funny that was kind of funny uh don't get butt hurt over the last one all right guys um let me
00:06:03.860 know what you think in the comments and if you have any instagram reels you want me to react to
00:06:08.340 uh send them to doug mpa and i i'm in the discord which is in the description like
00:06:12.500 the video and i'll see you next time