Pearl - June 04, 2026


Women Get Stupid Ahh Tattoos Then REGRET IT


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9 minutes

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181.06638

Word count

1,664

Sentence count

42

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11

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17

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00:00:00.000 um and instead of saying i have a negative personality trait i was brainwashed oh that's
00:00:04.440 not me you know we're the men um when they say oh i like i got a i was a criminal because i was
00:00:09.960 selfish you know that's more accurate but women we can't it's just coping what's up guys welcome
00:00:15.400 to my reaction series today we are reacting to women regretting things in life and today
00:00:20.580 we're reacting to women regretting getting tattoos so i remember being a young woman
00:00:26.860 and i was one of the few women that did not have tattoos in my friend group or just like and i grew
00:00:32.200 up in a conservative catholic area is crazy thing never even thought about getting a tattoo
00:00:36.320 partially because my mother beat it down my throat that she would never pay for my college
00:00:41.520 if i got a tattoo and you know it's crazy my sister got tattoos and they paid for college
00:00:46.960 anyway so it was an empty threat but to this day i'm happy i never had any because i've seen a lot
00:00:52.700 of the friends get older and then you know the tattoos go out of style like when i was young
00:00:57.480 it was um japanese butterfly tattoos and um or butterfly tattoos in japanese words
00:01:03.940 and those are so out of style now so um it'll be interesting to see if they have similar
00:01:10.200 responses uh to some of my friends i saw some of them get fat too and it's like the tattoo gets
00:01:15.020 wide i'm like not listening to my dad when he told me to not get tattoos like if i would have 0.96
00:01:21.820 listen to him i wouldn't have this ugly ass big ass yeah that was the style back then tattoo on me 0.97
00:01:27.660 now i gotta get them all removed why did i do this do not get tattoos if you're young 0.99
00:01:34.220 just don't do it they're so ugly i mean they're not ugly on everybody they're ugly on me it's 0.64
00:01:40.060 just not who i am anymore and like oh yeah not who you are anymore that's the it is who you are 0.90
00:01:47.100 because you did it you know what i'm like that's what women do it's our cope whenever we do something
00:01:50.940 negative and we have a negative personality trait we cope you know it's called coping cope
00:01:57.500 any of them gone like tomorrow yeah so um and instead of saying i have a negative personality
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00:02:44.220 they say oh i like i got a i was a criminal because i was selfish you know that's more
00:02:48.620 accurate but women we can't it's just coping oh my gosh but i bet when she got it she was like this
00:03:02.060 cute little um skinny biker girl and now she's like older and it's just not cute anymore
00:03:07.500 okay take that out all right let's see her it's crazy because a lot of these women would be really 0.82
00:03:20.520 cute girl next doors that could still get married and stuff but you know you you're like out of the
00:03:26.660 running for any doctor any i mean you're gonna have to go the blue collar route i would say
00:03:31.700 go for a fireman or some blue collar thing they can that's fine you can do here and i regret all
00:03:37.680 of my tattoos let's talk about it i got all of my tattoos when i was between 18 and 21 pretty much
00:03:45.800 my entire left sleeve was done by the time i turned 19 and everything else was done pretty
00:03:53.760 much at the end of being 21. Now that I am almost 30, I wish I didn't get pretty much 90% of
00:04:03.440 everything that is on my body. The types of tattoos that I love on women now, now that I'm
00:04:10.000 older and I have a different mindset, are the dainty, random, sporadic tattoos that are very
00:04:16.160 small, very fine line. They look very cute, but I feel like what I have is very dark. It's very
00:04:24.180 loud. It's very random. And it just doesn't give the vibe that I want to give off when I dress a
00:04:33.200 certain way anymore. And it actually bothers me. I truly feel like when I try to recreate a look
00:04:41.320 or recreate an outfit doesn't give the same vibe because you just can't be cute girl next door it's
00:04:47.160 done your vibe is uh tramp unfortunately i don't mean i don't mean this in a bad way but i would
00:04:52.920 just look at getting them removed because you will always have that trampy vibe you know vibe as it
00:04:58.680 was i one time i thought about getting a tattoo under my foot i don't think that would have been
00:05:04.260 that bad but me and my best friend um we we talked about that when i was young so but if i had
00:05:11.220 nothing on my body for example this outfit right now this aesthetic looks completely different on
00:05:18.020 a girl with no tattoos it looks very like effortless brandy melville but on me it doesn't
00:05:26.100 look that way if that makes sense when i got my tattoos it was very much in the tumblr
00:05:31.940 like hipster era and the people i surrounded myself with at the time that's another thing
00:05:38.100 and we blame people around us instead of us.
00:05:40.580 Had a bunch of tattoos. 0.90
00:05:41.920 If you had tattoos as a female,
00:05:43.960 you were looked at as like intimidating or a rebel.
00:05:47.320 And that kind of represented who I was in that moment.
00:05:51.340 But now that I'm married and I'm an adult,
00:05:55.500 everything that I have on my body at this point
00:05:58.980 really doesn't represent me or who I am.
00:06:01.720 I also hate that if I go out without makeup
00:06:05.800 or I go out like low effort outfit, no makeup.
00:06:08.740 I kind of just look like I do crack.
00:06:10.780 Don't get me wrong, I forget that I have them
00:06:13.640 like 90% of the time, they're a part of my skin.
00:06:15.920 I've had them, you know, for over 10 years.
00:06:18.940 I just wish I would have went a different route.
00:06:22.160 And I know a lot of people could say,
00:06:23.740 well, why don't you just get them removed?
00:06:25.280 Just get your tattoos removed.
00:06:26.560 It's an intense process, I'm pretty sure.
00:06:29.280 It would cost probably thousands of dollars
00:06:34.280 to get my tattoos removed because when you go in for laser you're not going in for one session you
00:06:39.640 have to do multiple sessions to get your time a lot of times like if you're in a rural area you
00:06:44.920 have to travel i have a friend who wanted to get hers removed and it was just too much of a time
00:06:49.000 commitment um you know she's got kids tattoos removed yeah so cooked okay let's see who else
00:06:55.480 is cooked i'm 30 and i regret this tattoo so much don't go at 3 a.m in the morning randomly
00:07:02.040 at 20 years old and go get a tattoo you will regret it for the rest of your life this tattoo's
00:07:09.200 a string and anyone who sees it always asks me what does that say i am now stuck with the choice
00:07:16.660 of do i want to go through the pain of having it removed or do i want to go through the pain
00:07:22.540 of having it covered up don't do it just not as cooked as the last girl you're not as cooked as
00:07:29.980 the last girl okay that one's not that bad you know i mean it's not great but it's not that bad
00:07:35.280 okay let's see this see again this would be a cute girl next door like she would be cute and
00:07:40.840 innocent looking and then she had got a bunch of tattoos learn from my mistake instead of using
00:07:45.360 black ink that's a blue black for my tattoos i should have used a dark dark brown so that instead 0.98
00:07:51.240 of fading to a bluish color over time they would have faded into a nice natural brown i've fucked 0.97
00:07:56.480 that. Okay. Well, I guess she only regrets the color, not the tramp stamp, but whatever. 0.99
00:08:02.500 All right. Let's see this one. Oh, not captions.
00:08:19.040 We try to cover up our bad decisions. Like we get fat, we wear shapewear.
00:08:23.740 We get old and ugly.
00:08:25.040 We get Botox.
00:08:27.020 We get tattoos.
00:08:28.300 We wear makeup to try to cover it. 1.00
00:08:30.140 You know, I'm tired of women talking about how they want an honest man. 1.00
00:08:33.040 You know, if you're an honest woman, maybe you deserve an honest man. 1.00
00:08:36.560 But with the plastic surgery, the amount of cover-ups, all this stuff, 1.00
00:08:40.100 women are not honest people, you know. 1.00
00:08:42.500 I had a friend, he said he feels bad lying to women. 1.00
00:08:44.880 And I'm like, you should lie. 0.96
00:08:46.680 Here's your rule.
00:08:47.520 If she's wearing no makeup on the date, then you can be honest.
00:08:51.240 If she's wearing makeup, then cook.
00:08:52.880 all right ladies um to the young women watching i don't recommend tattoos do what you want i don't
00:09:02.960 recommend it but you know if you're asking me but anyways if you can like the video and
00:09:08.060 subscribe to the channel thanks for watching i love you i'll see you next time