Pearl - Women Try To Run A House： It Collapses

00:00:00.000 look at this but we did all right this is way too big of a house for a fat woman

00:00:05.520 what up guys welcome to my reaction series on this channel we love reacting to women that just

00:00:10.560 take l's and i've seen this in my own personal life um women with mountains of debt and no

00:00:15.840 skills to take care of a house buying houses um and they're just gonna take out what will happen

00:00:21.440 is they'll buy the house they'll ruin the house because they can't take care of it or it'll become

00:00:25.520 some simp or their husbands or their usually not the husband you're their father's problem and then

00:00:31.840 they can't keep up with the mortgage payment because they're also paying you know all these

00:00:36.160 other things like the plumber the electrician they're wasting time trying to manage the house

00:00:41.360 and they take an owl so today we're going to watch that and be entertained asking me why i bought my

00:00:46.080 house if i hate it so much and despite the fact that real estate is a commodity that's really

00:00:50.320 hard to come by and very expensive in new hampshire i want to show you why i still bought my house

00:00:54.240 even though i really can't stand this 70s split level that i live in this is one reason why i

00:00:59.120 love my house this is another reason why i love my house so much and the blue heron that calls

00:01:03.040 this pot but if it's just you like do you have other people there and home in the summer that

00:01:08.160 stupid opening between my kitchen and my living room also houses all of the holiday tables you

00:01:12.480 guys realize that big of a house is hard to take care of when we have 20 of our closest friends

00:01:16.720 and family join us for events okay we i'm hearing okay i also have four unique outbuildings on my

00:01:22.160 property this is a reason why i love my house okay what is the what do you not women will always find

00:01:27.040 something to not like this garden that i built by hand that i get to grow my vegetables someone

00:01:32.880 some man built it by hand let's be real and my flowers in every summer is a reason why he's fat

00:01:37.520 no way i love my house i totally understand that words like hate can be inflammatory and some people

00:01:42.160 really don't like the use of them i get that i can both practice gratitude for what i have and

00:01:46.640 recognize that the space i was living in just wasn't bringing me joy i will always find a way

00:01:51.280 to complain no matter what i am it's not the house it's me that's the translation anymore the

00:01:56.000 way that it was and there are things about this house that i've wanted to change since day one

00:01:59.520 and for one reason or another have not gotten around to it so i decided that 2026 was the year

00:02:04.400 i take that into my own hands and i find a way to love my house and i change my surroundings

00:02:09.440 and make it more functional for my current self and my future self and that's what this series is

00:02:13.280 about it's just simply finding a way to love the space that i'm in people keep asking me the heck

00:02:18.240 okay does she have a man let's see paying off 30k in credit card debt so why bruh okay she says she

00:02:25.600 has a bunch of credit card debt and over consumer and look at all the stuff behind her this is

00:02:30.480 everything i used in the month of january as someone who's been doing project pan for two

00:02:34.320 oh my gosh i'm building a wall to make my house look less janky i started this project eight

00:02:39.520 days ago i've done nothing for the past five one and a half inches wow what the heck okay she's

00:02:45.280 too fat i don't think there's gonna be a man here wait maybe look at this

00:02:51.680 all right this is way too big of a house for a fat woman you need uh like what's the point of

00:02:56.000 a house if you're just gonna uber eats you can uber eats groceries but like don't say

00:03:01.120 about my hair i'm about to fix it but that's besides the point so that video that i made

00:03:05.680 yesterday regarding being a homeowner is overrated dude not only did my washing machine go out

00:03:11.200 so my plug okay yeah you see we don't know how to fix things and we get really stressed out when

00:03:17.840 we have to fix things and we cry so it's just not good for home ownership you got it we need men you

00:03:23.180 know but the men are just going to keep taking our money um because we're going to be like well

00:03:28.920 i don't want to date a man i want to be a whore and so then the men will charge you to do to fix

00:03:33.340 these things and they're going to overcharge you because they know that we're kind of retarded and

00:03:36.720 then that's just gonna be how it goes something happened the breaker blew and uh fucking plug

00:03:43.680 behind the wash machine stopped working right because i tested it with all these things and

00:03:48.920 it's one of those gfi plugs so i tried to push it the fucking plug broke okay the fucking plug broke

00:03:54.520 and not only did the plug break but it shorted out my dryer when the breaker blew yep when it

00:04:00.520 rains it pours so i have to go to work today stress about it all day come home replace the

00:04:05.500 plug and then figure out what the fuck i'm gonna do about my wash machine because i have a feeling

00:04:09.100 it's the main fucking board in the back yeah well you know someone's gonna overcharge her to fix it

00:04:15.700 welcome to 2026 talk about oh no because this is the thing women care about status men care about

00:04:21.560 practicality that's why we're just kind of evil at our core because we just it i think we're

00:04:26.540 biologically designed to care what other people think so therefore we're always going to care

00:04:32.360 about status and that's just a like doing what's popular is just a terrible road to go down

00:04:37.780 or doing something because you'll look cool which is essentially why they want to be homeowners they

00:04:42.040 just want to tell everyone they're homeowners but well at least i haven't heard people talk about

00:04:45.600 this but i really don't like being a homeowner it's not fun you gotta pay for everything like

00:04:52.500 when i was renting some break call maintenance and come and send somebody down whatever like

00:04:57.580 i really don't enjoy this home ownership stuff i really don't it's too expensive

00:05:02.960 it doesn't look like a woman like a woman that's taking like two hours to do her makeup every day

00:05:07.360 is not a woman that has time to fix things around i'm sorry i just i think there's a direct

00:05:13.160 correlation between how useless a woman is and the fake nails the pound of makeup and the hair

00:05:18.940 i am not discrediting i do think that at times like it is good to look good but i've just noticed

00:05:25.740 um if the woman isn't useless she's got a set of skills that have to do with like networking

00:05:31.500 that maybe help the guy but like in general they just can't do anything if something breaks you

00:05:36.060 gotta scramble the money you gotta pay home association and condo fees and all this stuff

00:05:42.540 and they're just gonna keep raising the prices i don't recommend being a homeowner in this

00:05:47.740 economy right now yeah you need two incomes um okay or a man to fix things uh let's see this

00:05:54.620 woman here this world actually sucks we were told that it would make us financially free but why do

00:05:58.540 i feel broke as ever my ac unit went out last week replacing a unit could cost you up to 20 000 with

00:06:03.180 my luck i just had to replace mine but thank goodness for my friend's portable ac unit and

00:06:06.780 ceiling fan save money i try to do some diy projects on my own and even that starts to add up

00:06:10.940 also homes aren't built the same anymore the upgrades are cheap and nothing is made to last

00:06:14.380 take this room for instance i can't even reach the light to replace the bulb and over time homes just

00:06:18.300 crack and these cracks are so far up i can't fill it or men find it entertaining like they love

00:06:23.260 fixing this they'll put their soul into a house that's why it's so sad when they get it stolen

00:06:27.980 from them because they've spent hours and hours making that home home like perfect you know in

00:06:33.820 the room so i have to hire it out and i just feel like i'm constantly paying bills after bills and

00:06:37.980 i can't save any money in the first two years of owning this place i had to replace the stove in

00:06:41.580 the fridge my kitchen floor is lifting and so is the ones in my bathroom rented out while i was

00:06:45.180 living in other cities and even then i was just paying so much money for someone to manage it

00:06:48.700 now i have to cough up more money to pay for all the wear and tear that just happened when it was

00:06:52.060 rented out one story short if you feel bad that you don't own a home don't owning a home is in

00:06:55.820 the reality our parents told us the cost of living is through the roof we're paying more for less

00:06:59.980 and of course our paychecks remain the same anyone else feeling this way and because in

00:07:03.980 previous generations they learned to do things themselves what are you guys doing to save money

00:07:08.380 so you need to be under the leadership of a man because men learn to do things themselves

00:07:12.060 women we just break everything and ruin everything by a house they say

00:07:15.740 it's the emergency looks tired she looks bad i live in a house that is appraised for almost

00:07:23.080 a million dollars in one of the fastest growing most expensive areas in the dfw area and i happen

00:07:30.440 to notice one of my sinks drooping so i go and look underneath the motherfucking sink and let

00:07:36.920 me show you what i see on the bottom under the sink glue that should be holding together the

00:07:43.580 sink to the countertop but that's not what's important it's what's on the other side that is

00:07:48.380 most notable fucking cardboard they installed the sink with fucking cardboard around it and i look

00:07:57.860 up and i see more cardboard where you can tell they were trying yeah and they're going to keep

00:08:02.160 finding cheaper and cheaper ways to do things because women aren't going to pay attention

00:08:05.940 and so women are just going to get bamboozled they're going to do shitty work the man would

00:08:10.140 what the are you doing right i'll tell you guys a funny story my dad and my dad's a ceo of a big

00:08:15.580 software company or he was anyway he we had a house in florida and he hired someone to do the

00:08:20.380 windows and it was taking too long so my dad took a flight to florida and helped them do it like he

00:08:26.300 he sat with them and like you know can you imagine how embarrassing that is you're like trying to

00:08:30.860 bamboozle this guy and like take his money and it's taking like days and he comes down and says

00:08:36.540 what do you need help with let's let's get it done my father fill spaces and then they put glue

00:08:42.140 i'm not a carpenter or a contractor like the do i call a plumber do i call a general contractor

00:08:48.300 because this sink is about to fall because it is attached to marvel countertops with glue

00:08:55.820 and cardboard buy a house they say it's the american dream they say i don't know if i will

00:09:02.700 ever own another home when i sell this one and i mean that from the bottom of my heart so add this

00:09:09.900 to the list all right let's see what's next ridiculous invested a ton of money into a house

00:09:15.900 in california it doesn't fit this is not where i'm supposed to be that's awesome that's the

00:09:21.580 house is on the market it's up for sale i moved here two weeks ago that's just insane but my soul

00:09:29.980 is like right it's just like yeah she's uh she's too crazy don't know how you needed to go into

00:09:38.700 this home theme look at houses are for families not for single people get an apartment what are

00:09:44.680 you guys doing or at least a townhouse that's more manageable than a whole backyard and the

00:09:49.080 only way that we were going to get you into this home theme is to really mess you up it took me a

00:09:56.820 allowed to get to this place right like now i'm pretty darn good with this whole thing but in it

00:10:01.220 it was confusing as right and i'm going is my intuition just off tap like does it not work

00:10:09.940 anymore like am i can i not trust this thing anymore like what how did i how did i do this

00:10:17.780 but here's the real answer oh my intuition was spot yeah and so what happens is this is why i

00:10:23.220 don't like studies because all the studies will say oh women are doing better than men they own

00:10:26.500 more homes it's like are you really doing better if you're going into debt for the home that you

00:10:30.580 bought really anyways guys um i love watching women take l so thank you for you know tuning

00:10:36.980 in today. Love you guys and I'll see you next time.

Pearl - March 06, 2026

Women Try To Run A House： It Collapses

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