Pearl - March 06, 2026


Women Try To Run A House: It Collapses

Women Have NEVER Been Homemakers RIP SKy King (I Found Out About This Yesterday) (call in)

Episode Stats


Length

10 minutes

Words per minute

218.08

Word count

2,325

Sentence count

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Harmful content

Misogyny

15

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Toxicity

28

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Hate speech

14

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Summary

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In this episode, I talk about why I still bought my house even though I hate it so much and despite the fact that real estate is a commodity that's hard to come by and very expensive in New Hampshire, I want to show you why I decided to take matters into my own hands and make it more functional for me and my future self.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 look at this but we did all right this is way too big of a house for a fat woman 1.00
00:00:05.520 what up guys welcome to my reaction series on this channel we love reacting to women that just
00:00:10.560 take l's and i've seen this in my own personal life um women with mountains of debt and no 1.00
00:00:15.840 skills to take care of a house buying houses um and they're just gonna take out what will happen
00:00:21.440 is they'll buy the house they'll ruin the house because they can't take care of it or it'll become
00:00:25.520 some simp or their husbands or their usually not the husband you're their father's problem and then 0.76
00:00:31.840 they can't keep up with the mortgage payment because they're also paying you know all these
00:00:36.160 other things like the plumber the electrician they're wasting time trying to manage the house
00:00:41.360 and they take an owl so today we're going to watch that and be entertained asking me why i bought my
00:00:46.080 house if i hate it so much and despite the fact that real estate is a commodity that's really
00:00:50.320 hard to come by and very expensive in new hampshire i want to show you why i still bought my house
00:00:54.240 even though i really can't stand this 70s split level that i live in this is one reason why i
00:00:59.120 love my house this is another reason why i love my house so much and the blue heron that calls
00:01:03.040 this pot but if it's just you like do you have other people there and home in the summer that 0.98
00:01:08.160 stupid opening between my kitchen and my living room also houses all of the holiday tables you 0.98
00:01:12.480 guys realize that big of a house is hard to take care of when we have 20 of our closest friends 0.99
00:01:16.720 and family join us for events okay we i'm hearing okay i also have four unique outbuildings on my
00:01:22.160 property this is a reason why i love my house okay what is the what do you not women will always find
00:01:27.040 something to not like this garden that i built by hand that i get to grow my vegetables someone
00:01:32.880 some man built it by hand let's be real and my flowers in every summer is a reason why he's fat
00:01:37.520 no way i love my house i totally understand that words like hate can be inflammatory and some people
00:01:42.160 really don't like the use of them i get that i can both practice gratitude for what i have and
00:01:46.640 recognize that the space i was living in just wasn't bringing me joy i will always find a way
00:01:51.280 to complain no matter what i am it's not the house it's me that's the translation anymore the
00:01:56.000 way that it was and there are things about this house that i've wanted to change since day one
00:01:59.520 and for one reason or another have not gotten around to it so i decided that 2026 was the year
00:02:04.400 i take that into my own hands and i find a way to love my house and i change my surroundings
00:02:09.440 and make it more functional for my current self and my future self and that's what this series is
00:02:13.280 about it's just simply finding a way to love the space that i'm in people keep asking me the heck
00:02:18.240 okay does she have a man let's see paying off 30k in credit card debt so why bruh okay she says she
00:02:25.600 has a bunch of credit card debt and over consumer and look at all the stuff behind her this is 1.00
00:02:30.480 everything i used in the month of january as someone who's been doing project pan for two
00:02:34.320 oh my gosh i'm building a wall to make my house look less janky i started this project eight
00:02:39.520 days ago i've done nothing for the past five one and a half inches wow what the heck okay she's 0.55
00:02:45.280 too fat i don't think there's gonna be a man here wait maybe look at this 0.94
00:02:51.680 all right this is way too big of a house for a fat woman you need uh like what's the point of 1.00
00:02:56.000 a house if you're just gonna uber eats you can uber eats groceries but like don't say
00:03:01.120 about my hair i'm about to fix it but that's besides the point so that video that i made
00:03:05.680 yesterday regarding being a homeowner is overrated dude not only did my washing machine go out
00:03:11.200 so my plug okay yeah you see we don't know how to fix things and we get really stressed out when
00:03:17.840 we have to fix things and we cry so it's just not good for home ownership you got it we need men you
00:03:23.180 know but the men are just going to keep taking our money um because we're going to be like well 0.96
00:03:28.920 i don't want to date a man i want to be a whore and so then the men will charge you to do to fix 1.00
00:03:33.340 these things and they're going to overcharge you because they know that we're kind of retarded and 0.99
00:03:36.720 then that's just gonna be how it goes something happened the breaker blew and uh fucking plug 0.95
00:03:43.680 behind the wash machine stopped working right because i tested it with all these things and 0.99
00:03:48.920 it's one of those gfi plugs so i tried to push it the fucking plug broke okay the fucking plug broke 0.98
00:03:54.520 and not only did the plug break but it shorted out my dryer when the breaker blew yep when it 0.98
00:04:00.520 rains it pours so i have to go to work today stress about it all day come home replace the 0.51
00:04:05.500 plug and then figure out what the fuck i'm gonna do about my wash machine because i have a feeling 0.97
00:04:09.100 it's the main fucking board in the back yeah well you know someone's gonna overcharge her to fix it 1.00
00:04:15.700 welcome to 2026 talk about oh no because this is the thing women care about status men care about 1.00
00:04:21.560 practicality that's why we're just kind of evil at our core because we just it i think we're
00:04:26.540 biologically designed to care what other people think so therefore we're always going to care
00:04:32.360 about status and that's just a like doing what's popular is just a terrible road to go down
00:04:37.780 or doing something because you'll look cool which is essentially why they want to be homeowners they
00:04:42.040 just want to tell everyone they're homeowners but well at least i haven't heard people talk about
00:04:45.600 this but i really don't like being a homeowner it's not fun you gotta pay for everything like
00:04:52.500 when i was renting some break call maintenance and come and send somebody down whatever like
00:04:57.580 i really don't enjoy this home ownership stuff i really don't it's too expensive
00:05:02.960 it doesn't look like a woman like a woman that's taking like two hours to do her makeup every day 0.99
00:05:07.360 is not a woman that has time to fix things around i'm sorry i just i think there's a direct 0.87
00:05:13.160 correlation between how useless a woman is and the fake nails the pound of makeup and the hair 1.00
00:05:18.940 i am not discrediting i do think that at times like it is good to look good but i've just noticed 0.97
00:05:25.740 um if the woman isn't useless she's got a set of skills that have to do with like networking 1.00
00:05:31.500 that maybe help the guy but like in general they just can't do anything if something breaks you
00:05:36.060 gotta scramble the money you gotta pay home association and condo fees and all this stuff
00:05:42.540 and they're just gonna keep raising the prices i don't recommend being a homeowner in this
00:05:47.740 economy right now yeah you need two incomes um okay or a man to fix things uh let's see this
00:05:54.620 woman here this world actually sucks we were told that it would make us financially free but why do
00:05:58.540 i feel broke as ever my ac unit went out last week replacing a unit could cost you up to 20 000 with
00:06:03.180 my luck i just had to replace mine but thank goodness for my friend's portable ac unit and
00:06:06.780 ceiling fan save money i try to do some diy projects on my own and even that starts to add up
00:06:10.940 also homes aren't built the same anymore the upgrades are cheap and nothing is made to last
00:06:14.380 take this room for instance i can't even reach the light to replace the bulb and over time homes just
00:06:18.300 crack and these cracks are so far up i can't fill it or men find it entertaining like they love
00:06:23.260 fixing this they'll put their soul into a house that's why it's so sad when they get it stolen
00:06:27.980 from them because they've spent hours and hours making that home home like perfect you know in
00:06:33.820 the room so i have to hire it out and i just feel like i'm constantly paying bills after bills and
00:06:37.980 i can't save any money in the first two years of owning this place i had to replace the stove in
00:06:41.580 the fridge my kitchen floor is lifting and so is the ones in my bathroom rented out while i was
00:06:45.180 living in other cities and even then i was just paying so much money for someone to manage it
00:06:48.700 now i have to cough up more money to pay for all the wear and tear that just happened when it was
00:06:52.060 rented out one story short if you feel bad that you don't own a home don't owning a home is in
00:06:55.820 the reality our parents told us the cost of living is through the roof we're paying more for less
00:06:59.980 and of course our paychecks remain the same anyone else feeling this way and because in
00:07:03.980 previous generations they learned to do things themselves what are you guys doing to save money
00:07:08.380 so you need to be under the leadership of a man because men learn to do things themselves
00:07:12.060 women we just break everything and ruin everything by a house they say 1.00
00:07:15.740 it's the emergency looks tired she looks bad i live in a house that is appraised for almost
00:07:23.080 a million dollars in one of the fastest growing most expensive areas in the dfw area and i happen 0.98
00:07:30.440 to notice one of my sinks drooping so i go and look underneath the motherfucking sink and let 0.95
00:07:36.920 me show you what i see on the bottom under the sink glue that should be holding together the 0.97
00:07:43.580 sink to the countertop but that's not what's important it's what's on the other side that is 0.97
00:07:48.380 most notable fucking cardboard they installed the sink with fucking cardboard around it and i look 0.99
00:07:57.860 up and i see more cardboard where you can tell they were trying yeah and they're going to keep 1.00
00:08:02.160 finding cheaper and cheaper ways to do things because women aren't going to pay attention 1.00
00:08:05.940 and so women are just going to get bamboozled they're going to do shitty work the man would 1.00
00:08:10.140 what the are you doing right i'll tell you guys a funny story my dad and my dad's a ceo of a big
00:08:15.580 software company or he was anyway he we had a house in florida and he hired someone to do the
00:08:20.380 windows and it was taking too long so my dad took a flight to florida and helped them do it like he
00:08:26.300 he sat with them and like you know can you imagine how embarrassing that is you're like trying to
00:08:30.860 bamboozle this guy and like take his money and it's taking like days and he comes down and says
00:08:36.540 what do you need help with let's let's get it done my father fill spaces and then they put glue
00:08:42.140 i'm not a carpenter or a contractor like the do i call a plumber do i call a general contractor
00:08:48.300 because this sink is about to fall because it is attached to marvel countertops with glue
00:08:55.820 and cardboard buy a house they say it's the american dream they say i don't know if i will
00:09:02.700 ever own another home when i sell this one and i mean that from the bottom of my heart so add this
00:09:09.900 to the list all right let's see what's next ridiculous invested a ton of money into a house
00:09:15.900 in california it doesn't fit this is not where i'm supposed to be that's awesome that's the
00:09:21.580 house is on the market it's up for sale i moved here two weeks ago that's just insane but my soul
00:09:29.980 is like right it's just like yeah she's uh she's too crazy don't know how you needed to go into 1.00
00:09:38.700 this home theme look at houses are for families not for single people get an apartment what are
00:09:44.680 you guys doing or at least a townhouse that's more manageable than a whole backyard and the
00:09:49.080 only way that we were going to get you into this home theme is to really mess you up it took me a
00:09:56.820 allowed to get to this place right like now i'm pretty darn good with this whole thing but in it
00:10:01.220 it was confusing as right and i'm going is my intuition just off tap like does it not work
00:10:09.940 anymore like am i can i not trust this thing anymore like what how did i how did i do this
00:10:17.780 but here's the real answer oh my intuition was spot yeah and so what happens is this is why i
00:10:23.220 don't like studies because all the studies will say oh women are doing better than men they own
00:10:26.500 more homes it's like are you really doing better if you're going into debt for the home that you
00:10:30.580 bought really anyways guys um i love watching women take l so thank you for you know tuning
00:10:36.980 in today. Love you guys and I'll see you next time.