REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 23. The Return Of America

00:00:00.000 Hey, motherfuckers, listen up, we're gonna do a podcast.

00:00:16.240 How about that for a fucking intro today?

00:00:17.920 It works.

00:00:18.520 All right, I'm down with that.

00:00:20.700 Yeah, there we go.

00:00:22.700 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:00:23.700 All right, hey, let's get into the show for real.

00:00:27.520 Battle dicks.

00:00:30.000 Top secret info.

00:00:33.480 I bet you didn't imagine that coming out of your speaker's first thing, huh?

00:00:37.020 Battle dicks?

00:00:37.820 Yeah.

00:00:38.380 I was doing a podcast today, and the guy's like, if you got a billboard and it was in Times

00:00:42.340 Square, what would it say?

00:00:43.900 And I was like, I don't know, fucking nobody ever asked me that.

00:00:45.920 And I thought, and I said, remember, you are the lucky fucking sperm.

00:00:49.780 It was the first thing that came into my brain and like, hey, we all won one race.

00:00:53.140 Even you won a race, fucking DJ.

00:00:54.080 That's the last time I could swim, yeah.

00:00:55.460 You know what I'm saying?

00:00:56.320 That's right, dude.

00:00:57.380 You can swim a little bit.

00:00:58.760 That's for sure.

00:00:59.320 Don't be fucking lying.

00:01:00.660 Upstream, dog.

00:01:01.540 Yeah.

00:01:01.820 Oh, yeah.

00:01:02.480 Oh, yeah.

00:01:02.940 I was fast one, man.

00:01:04.260 Dude.

00:01:04.980 So, anyway, the battle dicks is an inside joke.

00:01:08.680 If we told you about it, well, we might have to tell you a little bit about it.

00:01:12.440 Otherwise, you're going to think we're doing some weird shit.

00:01:14.640 I mean, it is weird shit, though.

00:01:16.020 It is weird.

00:01:16.700 So, I mean.

00:01:17.160 It is weird.

00:01:18.160 But we're not doing it.

00:01:19.160 We're not doing said weird shit.

00:01:21.420 Right.

00:01:22.340 We just came up with an idea.

00:01:23.840 Yeah.

00:01:24.080 No, the idea is solid.

00:01:25.300 Yeah.

00:01:26.460 The idea is solid.

00:01:27.020 DJ and I.

00:01:27.600 Allegedly.

00:01:27.920 And Chris basically came up with an awesome idea last night.

00:01:36.300 We'll talk about it at a later time because I don't want to confuse everybody.

00:01:39.800 But just remember this name.

00:01:41.280 Battle Dicks.

00:01:42.020 Yeah.

00:01:43.140 The name sounds kind of cool.

00:01:44.680 Battle Dicks.

00:01:44.980 It has a nice ring to it.

00:01:46.740 I was deciding if it should be Battle Dicks or Battle Cocks.

00:01:50.820 Battle Cocks sounds a little more aggressive.

00:01:52.680 No, Battle Cocks sounds like Bottle Rockets a little bit.

00:01:54.920 Like, it's not.

00:01:55.540 Yeah, but it doesn't.

00:01:56.280 It sounds like a sports team.

00:01:57.100 It sounds like Ike.

00:01:58.340 Yeah, but Battle Cocks sounds tougher, though.

00:02:01.360 Yeah.

00:02:03.040 Like, I think Battle Cocks sounds like a fucking.

00:02:06.900 It almost sounds like.

00:02:07.980 DJ, when you're docking with the other dudes.

00:02:11.080 Like, what do you.

00:02:11.700 When I'm what?

00:02:12.140 When you're docking.

00:02:14.320 What do you guys call it?

00:02:15.320 Do you guys refer to it as docking?

00:02:16.720 I think the PC term is sword fight.

00:02:20.340 All right, dude.

00:02:21.040 Look, we're going to have a real show here today.

00:02:24.180 Obviously, as the, you know, the review said, we're not the smartest.

00:02:30.160 We're not the brightest guys.

00:02:32.160 Did we get a review that way?

00:02:33.180 Yeah.

00:02:33.400 Oh, yeah.

00:02:33.720 That's true.

00:02:34.240 Not the brightest bunch.

00:02:35.400 And you know what?

00:02:36.020 We don't claim to be the brightest bunch, but what we do claim is to have a little common

00:02:41.020 fucking sense.

00:02:41.860 So, with that being said, we got a full show to talk about some things.

00:02:46.920 You know, it's kind of hard to talk about anything but what's going on with this virus

00:02:51.220 right now.

00:02:51.720 It's like, if you talk about anything else, nobody wants to hear it.

00:02:54.500 Right.

00:02:54.820 Well, you can't talk about anything else.

00:02:56.120 Can't talk about the Cardinals.

00:02:57.400 Dude, I heard.

00:02:58.140 Can't talk about the Blues.

00:02:58.800 No shit.

00:02:59.680 No shit.

00:03:00.460 And dude, they're playing like, you know, 1988 World Series games on ESPN, which is kind

00:03:06.340 of cool, you know?

00:03:07.600 But yeah, I'm enjoying that.

00:03:10.440 I don't know.

00:03:10.920 What are you enjoying about all this?

00:03:13.420 You see fucking Trump?

00:03:14.480 Trump comes out yesterday.

00:03:16.100 Let's just jump that question.

00:03:17.600 No one cares if you fucking, whatever.

00:03:19.060 We covered that last time.

00:03:19.840 Yeah, I agree.

00:03:20.460 Yeah.

00:03:20.900 So, but dude, did you see Trump come?

00:03:23.020 Trump comes out yesterday, says we're opening a fucking country.

00:03:27.500 Right?

00:03:27.760 Then we got half the governors saying, no, we don't fucking, we're not opening.

00:03:33.760 And then we got, like in Missouri, we got the mayor, the governor said we're opening May

00:03:39.100 4th.

00:03:40.120 Then the mayor comes on today and is like, no, we're not doing that.

00:03:43.380 We're doing May 15th.

00:03:44.760 And like, dude, how about this?

00:03:46.420 How about you all get your egos out of your fucking pocket and throw them in the trash

00:03:51.380 right now?

00:03:52.320 Okay.

00:03:52.800 We need to get back to work.

00:03:54.300 That's reality.

00:03:55.600 That's what's happening.

00:03:56.700 Has to happen.

00:03:57.760 Not an option.

00:03:59.180 People are fucking getting pissed.

00:04:01.120 They're getting angry.

00:04:02.840 They're going to start civil unrest if you don't allow them.

00:04:06.160 And one thing I'd like to point out to everybody, if you're listening right now, is the point

00:04:11.240 of this.

00:04:12.420 We are as free as we decide to be as humans.

00:04:16.400 We are as free as we decide to be.

00:04:19.260 Right now, there is no constitutional right for them to say, and I'm just pointing this

00:04:27.120 out, that you have to stay at home in your front yard.

00:04:30.160 Do I think it's a good idea to be precautious?

00:04:31.980 Yeah, I do.

00:04:32.720 Do I think it's a good idea to be conscientious?

00:04:35.560 Yeah, I do.

00:04:36.580 Do I think it's a good idea to obey all the protective suggestions?

00:04:41.540 Yes, I absolutely do.

00:04:45.060 But the truth of the matter is, they cannot enforce what they are trying to enforce right

00:04:51.900 now.

00:04:52.140 And I'm not really liking that.

00:04:53.680 I'm not really liking the political game that's going on right now.

00:04:57.520 I feel like a lot of these people are trying to flex their muscles.

00:05:00.600 I mean, you look at the lady up there in Michigan.

00:05:03.080 Everybody's protesting.

00:05:04.280 Everybody's saying, hey.

00:05:05.360 And then she comes back and locks it down harder.

00:05:07.820 Hey, you know what?

00:05:08.600 Fuck you.

00:05:09.580 And let me tell you something, too.

00:05:11.100 All you politicians, and I know you people listen to this because it's a huge fucking

00:05:14.860 show, and I've gotten letters and emails from politicians.

00:05:20.240 You will not be reelected.

00:05:22.680 Nope.

00:05:23.320 No chance.

00:05:24.180 There's no chance.

00:05:24.480 And what's happening here, in my opinion, and I'll let you guys chime in on this shit.

00:05:28.680 But what's happening here is we have people who are used to the far-left liberal politically

00:05:38.600 correct agenda where nobody, not one single human can be sick or die.

00:05:44.060 Otherwise, you're a fucking monster, a capitalist pig monster.

00:05:48.820 And that's just, that's been the narrative, right, this whole time.

00:05:52.880 If you speak out for the economy, if you speak out for small business, if you speak out in

00:05:56.980 concern, you're heartless, you're a monster, you're a capitalist, you're just a, you're

00:06:02.560 money hungry, and all these things.

00:06:04.760 And that's the typical, like, far-left liberal mindset of how do we mob and suppress and,

00:06:13.900 you know, shame anybody with a viewpoint that doesn't agree with ours.

00:06:18.520 That's been their methods of getting shit done for the last decade, all right?

00:06:24.200 But I'm going to make a prediction, and you politicians who want to keep your job should

00:06:29.600 probably fucking think about it.

00:06:32.180 That's changing right now.

00:06:33.920 This whole idea of the mob mentality and the far-left and our movements and this and that,

00:06:41.900 people are fed up, dude.

00:06:43.460 They're sick of it.

00:06:44.640 And you politicians haven't caught on to that yet.

00:06:46.800 You still think that you're doing the right thing by, oh, well, and by appeasing this

00:06:52.680 far, far-left, crazy, ridiculous group of people who we cater to in all of our messaging

00:07:00.800 and all of, we've done it for years.

00:07:03.320 You've done it, Sal.

00:07:04.500 You've done it, DJ.

00:07:06.120 Fucking every single politician does it in government because they're afraid to rock the

00:07:11.280 boat.

00:07:11.540 They're afraid to rock the boat because if they rock the boat, they won't get the fucking

00:07:16.740 vote.

00:07:17.280 Well, here's what I'm telling you.

00:07:19.220 You guys aren't attuned with what's going on at street level.

00:07:23.000 Those people who we've all thought the whole time, man, what the fuck happened to people?

00:07:29.840 Why are people acting like this?

00:07:31.440 Why are people doing this?

00:07:32.860 And we've kind of just like been quiet and done our business because that's what most of

00:07:37.900 us do, right?

00:07:38.540 Most of us that contribute to society, who pay the taxes and who control the jobs, and

00:07:47.100 that's all of us here, we are just doing our thing.

00:07:52.000 We're just doing what we know how to do.

00:07:54.160 And we've let these people rally and fucking pout and scream and cry and this and that for

00:08:01.700 10 fucking years without saying anything back because, dude, we're worried about what we

00:08:06.360 can control like normal humans.

00:08:07.920 But now that politically correct agenda has forced itself into our world to where it's

00:08:14.680 now fucking threatened our livelihoods because and let me explain how this works.

00:08:18.960 The political correct agenda is the one the politicians are trying to abide by because

00:08:24.020 they're afraid of that backlash and they're alienating all the people who have really the

00:08:29.340 real voters.

00:08:29.980 That's right.

00:08:30.460 And dude, these politicians, bro, they are going to be like, on one hand, I say like,

00:08:38.240 dude, Trump's giving these people too much leniency to make their own decisions.

00:08:42.020 100%.

00:08:42.460 But on the other hand, bro, I think he's a fucking strategic genius because what he's

00:08:46.980 doing is he's exposing who thinks what at the state and local and city levels.

00:08:52.100 Right.

00:08:53.320 So like these politicians are so fucking dumb, they can't even recognize that you got dumb

00:08:58.900 fuck out in L.A., you know, acting like he can make the rules for the whole fucking

00:09:03.560 world.

00:09:04.100 Like, dude, you're not going to get reelected.

00:09:07.240 You're just not even the most liberal fucking people that I know in California.

00:09:11.440 And I'm friends with a lot of them there.

00:09:14.040 They fucking hate that dude because he's going out and he's stomping fear and trying to push

00:09:19.440 fear and push power and push all these unconstitutional regulations.

00:09:25.520 And we're having it, you know, they don't see the backlash.

00:09:30.000 Like, dude, when I have my ultra liberal friends who fucking literally do not like Trump at

00:09:34.780 all, they hate him.

00:09:35.660 Right.

00:09:36.080 I still have friends like that.

00:09:37.920 Dude, because I because that's OK to have a different opinion.

00:09:40.480 That's right.

00:09:40.920 And you know what?

00:09:41.480 I like to have friends with different opinions so that I can maybe learn some shit as to

00:09:46.260 like, how the fuck do you think that way?

00:09:48.120 Even if it's just that, like, how the fuck do you think that way?

00:09:51.580 Like, even if it's just that, I still want to know.

00:09:55.120 And so these ultra liberal people who fucking hate Trump, they're fucking messaging me being

00:10:01.260 like, dude, this fucking this fucking mayor, he's fucking out of control.

00:10:04.460 And like, dude, these people don't see that because at the street level, there's a fear

00:10:09.300 of speaking out because of the social backlash.

00:10:12.320 You see what I'm saying?

00:10:13.320 Man, so you're not getting the correct social temperature right now.

00:10:17.620 These these politicians aren't because people are afraid to speak up still.

00:10:20.660 And so what's happening is like, I'm sorry, but this woman in St.

00:10:24.600 Louis, who's our mayor, look, dude, she's coming out trying to, like, flex her little

00:10:29.220 muscle against the governor.

00:10:30.580 And dude, I'm going to tell you right now, you might be the most well-intentioned human

00:10:35.000 on the face of the earth, but your temperature reading on what our fucking city wants right

00:10:39.280 now is wrong.

00:10:40.180 And it's going to cost you reelection next time.

00:10:42.460 And dude, that's that's not my opinion.

00:10:46.340 That's fact.

00:10:47.440 People are going to come out and they're going to say you out.

00:10:51.180 Get a realist in.

00:10:52.740 People are tired of the fucking bullshit.

00:10:55.220 And unless and dude, this is what I'm excited about.

00:11:00.220 You know, DJ and I were doing our cardio earlier.

00:11:03.140 And the thing I'm excited about is, dude, fucking America is going to come back.

00:11:07.900 We're going to weed out all these fucking fucks that have been messing our shit up for.

00:11:13.320 Well, I mean, I think it do.

00:11:14.480 I mean, think about it.

00:11:16.460 It takes it's you can only sit there and listen to that shit for so long.

00:11:20.680 You can only hear it for so long and you'll only be tolerant for so long.

00:11:25.220 And eventually, like, you know, if you've got a neighbor who keeps pissing in your yard

00:11:28.340 and dog keeps shit in your yard, eventually you walk over, knock on his fucking door and

00:11:32.360 tell him, hey, you keep your fucking dog in your fucking yard and keep your shit on your

00:11:36.020 fucking side.

00:11:36.620 And that's what's happening.

00:11:37.380 And that's what is happening.

00:11:38.240 I mean, you talk about, you know, changing the temper or, you know, changing your message.

00:11:42.780 You know, I'm just speaking personally here.

00:11:44.920 You know, I'm always considerate of their views.

00:11:47.220 And so I try to I try to say, hey, you know what?

00:11:51.340 It's not that I don't want to offend people because that's not what I'm afraid of.

00:11:53.800 They're just trying to be considerate of their beliefs and actions.

00:11:56.220 You're trying to be a good American.

00:11:57.700 Yeah.

00:11:57.940 So like America's built on viewpoints of all different perspectives.

00:12:00.980 For sure.

00:12:01.820 But when you try to push your shit, I mean, this is the truth.

00:12:04.300 You want to talk about like real repercussions?

00:12:06.400 Like you're trying to push your agenda on me.

00:12:09.780 That ain't going to happen either.

00:12:10.920 Like I'll tolerate your third bathroom and I'll tell you, hey, listen, that's cool.

00:12:13.700 You know what?

00:12:14.200 Whatever we got to do.

00:12:14.840 I'm in.

00:12:15.240 I'm playing a role.

00:12:15.920 I'm still going to do my shit.

00:12:17.280 But if you start infringing on my shit.

00:12:18.700 You start infringing on our rights.

00:12:19.880 Yeah.

00:12:20.060 Like that ain't going to happen.

00:12:21.000 Yeah.

00:12:21.220 Like I got a line right there.

00:12:22.360 Yeah.

00:12:22.640 And you stay the fuck on your side.

00:12:23.960 Yeah.

00:12:24.260 And I'll stay the fuck on my side.

00:12:25.480 You want to go be a smelly motherfucking hippie out in the fucking middle of nowhere and not

00:12:29.000 have a fucking job and be able to buy shit.

00:12:30.860 And you want to be a minimalist and all this other shit that is against.

00:12:34.180 You probably shouldn't even be listening to my fucking show.

00:12:36.620 Let's be real.

00:12:37.620 Okay.

00:12:37.920 Second of all, I don't give a fuck.

00:12:40.520 I don't care what the fuck you do.

00:12:42.000 I don't care who you date.

00:12:43.180 I don't care who you fuck.

00:12:44.300 I don't care if you have a third bathroom.

00:12:46.840 If you want to dress up like a man, you want to dress up like a woman.

00:12:49.480 I don't give a shit.

00:12:50.460 But when you start coming on to my fucking yard, like you're saying, bro, I'm going to

00:12:55.960 cut your fucking head off.

00:12:57.060 Well, I mean, that's it.

00:12:58.440 I mean, you know, I'm sure DJ really.

00:13:00.840 But Sal, I think that's a fucking mentality of all America right now.

00:13:04.120 No, it is.

00:13:04.720 I mean, you're starting to see it.

00:13:05.520 I mean, you know, it starts with, I mean, even our dad, right?

00:13:09.040 Our dad starts moving and he starts, you know, he's starting to kind of get some, he's

00:13:14.100 starting to get itchy, you know?

00:13:15.440 And then he starts getting a little, like you can see it and you can see it in him when we're

00:13:19.100 talking, when we're walking.

00:13:20.460 And at first he was like, he was scared.

00:13:22.860 He's confined, you know?

00:13:24.320 And all the data is kind of playing the game and everything's kind of working.

00:13:27.720 It's the doctor that just told you you got two weeks to live.

00:13:30.320 Yeah, right.

00:13:30.920 That's right.

00:13:31.540 And next week, you know what?

00:13:33.620 Hey, man, I don't know what's going to happen, but I'm going to hunker down next week.

00:13:37.420 God, this is getting fucking old.

00:13:39.120 Right.

00:13:39.820 I don't know.

00:13:40.480 Well, it's been three weeks now, doc.

00:13:41.740 That's right.

00:13:42.240 And that's right.

00:13:43.360 And the news is the data, you know, that, that thing called data, the facts, the facts,

00:13:48.240 they're starting to shift.

00:13:49.700 And then by week four, you start seeing my old man.

00:13:52.420 He's like, fuck this.

00:13:53.620 You know what I mean?

00:13:54.280 Like, fuck, fuck this.

00:13:55.320 Like, I'm not like, Hey, I'm 75 fucking years old.

00:13:59.120 I ain't going to live in the next four fucking five years in my fucking house.

00:14:02.500 If that's how I got to go, it's how you go.

00:14:04.020 And I think America, when you start looking at it that way, everybody's getting a little

00:14:09.400 bit fucking tired.

00:14:10.340 I'm going to tell you, like, I got to go home and I got to deal with those fucking kids and

00:14:14.140 them kids haven't gone anywhere and done anything and been around other kids and have no energy

00:14:17.720 to get out.

00:14:18.260 And I'm fucking pissed off.

00:14:19.180 They're getting so crazy.

00:14:19.700 So crazy.

00:14:20.400 Dude.

00:14:21.120 I did this on my story the other day.

00:14:23.040 I guarantee if them motherfucking sciences ran a model and said, Oh, we're going to stay inside

00:14:27.280 until 2020 fucking one.

00:14:28.460 They come to my house.

00:14:29.140 We'd be on back online Monday, motherfucker.

00:14:31.080 Exactly.

00:14:31.880 Yeah.

00:14:32.120 Well, that's what I'm trying to say, though.

00:14:33.540 Yeah.

00:14:33.640 They're pissed off.

00:14:34.360 No, no, no.

00:14:35.100 They're not getting their way.

00:14:36.720 They're not getting their way.

00:14:38.080 I said from the beginning, what the fuck this was about.

00:14:41.120 This was about the Democrats and the far liberals dragging this out as far as possible to fuck

00:14:47.200 the economy so that their guy didn't get the guy they hate doesn't get reelected.

00:14:52.740 That's it.

00:14:53.500 That is what the fuck this is about.

00:14:55.040 Dude, we've had pandemics in this country from the beginning of fucking time.

00:15:00.020 The earth has had pandemics from the beginning of time.

00:15:04.660 We have the technology to effectively manage these things without shutting it down.

00:15:11.700 If we had 2 million people projected to die in the United States, which is what they were

00:15:17.200 projecting when they shut the country down, I get that.

00:15:20.520 Now, all the experts agree that the models who were funded by Bill Gates, by the way,

00:15:27.560 are wrong, which I said on May fucking 9th.

00:15:32.220 So, we had a shutdown based upon wrong models that have been now thrown out and are using

00:15:40.660 new models, but yet we're still shut down.

00:15:43.140 And let's also consider this.

00:15:45.060 We all saw the phased reopening plan.

00:15:47.280 You don't think that they can at any time now just say, hey, we're going back to phase 2.

00:15:54.060 Hey, we're going back to phase 3.

00:15:55.800 Hey, we're going back to phase 1.

00:15:57.580 We just had, and I hope you understand this, we just had a new set of controls put on the

00:16:03.940 country, on freedoms.

00:16:05.740 That can be given and taken away at any time.

00:16:09.880 That has not been discussed one time.

00:16:12.260 And I understand people are thrilled about the government reopening and the economy reopening,

00:16:17.740 which they should be.

00:16:18.620 And by the way, I think if we reopen, which we're going to, you guys need to still be careful.

00:16:26.700 You need to still be washing your hands.

00:16:29.160 You need to still be staying the fuck away from people who are sick.

00:16:32.000 Things we should have been doing since day one.

00:16:33.760 I mean, since we were born, right?

00:16:35.200 Exactly.

00:16:36.180 Like, it shouldn't change that.

00:16:37.740 That's right.

00:16:38.480 But the point of it is, is now we have this situation where we are being babysat by people

00:16:45.080 who think they know better than us.

00:16:47.920 And they don't.

00:16:49.520 They all have special interests in mind.

00:16:51.680 They all get funded by special interest groups.

00:16:54.540 They're not operating on free will and free what they think is good in their heart for the

00:17:00.200 country.

00:17:00.540 Most of them are operating with all kinds of agendas to have to look out for.

00:17:06.380 That's not the way this government was designed to be.

00:17:08.600 You mean, IE jamming in $30 million because they get the Kennedy Art Center remodeled?

00:17:13.300 Or not funding the fucking small businesses right now because they're arguing over things

00:17:19.920 that they want in the bill.

00:17:21.520 Dude, I've talked to a number of small business owners over the last couple days.

00:17:26.920 They've not been able to get their stimulus funded because they haven't been able to pass

00:17:32.060 the money through in the government because they're holding it up.

00:17:36.240 The Democrats, Nancy Pelosi, are holding it up to get shit in there that doesn't have

00:17:43.940 anything to do with this.

00:17:45.600 Politics has no place in what the fuck is going on right now.

00:17:51.180 No place.

00:17:51.860 Not only no place, I think, I mean, this goes into, I mean, dude, think about, think about

00:17:57.900 after they had the first coronavirus, coronavirus hearing and they went out and sold all their

00:18:01.780 stocks.

00:18:02.280 They dumped them all.

00:18:03.420 They were buying shorts and all these fucking, all these congressmen and senators are making

00:18:08.460 fucking money or not losing money based off the information they had.

00:18:12.500 That's fucked up, man.

00:18:14.100 Those people should go to fucking jail.

00:18:15.640 Well, dude, how do, how fucking right they should.

00:18:18.320 Today, I'm Republican, Democrat.

00:18:20.020 I don't give a fuck.

00:18:21.020 You should go to fucking jail.

00:18:22.420 Like, see ya.

00:18:23.380 There's a lot of motherfuckers should go to jail over this.

00:18:25.380 Yeah.

00:18:25.580 And I hope big picture and long term.

00:18:27.400 I mean, this is, I mean, and dude, I can't stand Nancy Pelosi.

00:18:31.500 So I, you know, whatever, fuck her.

00:18:33.660 I don't care.

00:18:35.040 Did you see like-

00:18:36.460 Dude, she's third in line to be president of the United States.

00:18:38.860 Let's remind people of that.

00:18:40.800 This fucking alcoholic fucking weirdo lady who's fucking drunk half the time she's on the

00:18:47.140 fucking TV or whatever, I don't know if she's drunk or she's on drugs or whatever.

00:18:51.020 She looks like an alcoholic to me.

00:18:52.380 I don't know.

00:18:52.840 I guarantee you it's boxed wine.

00:18:54.020 I, it fucking, nah, dude.

00:18:55.840 She's too, it's fucking $5 million bottle shit.

00:18:59.520 That's how those people are.

00:19:01.540 Bro, that's blue blood to the fucking max degree.

00:19:05.160 You know what I'm saying?

00:19:05.640 She has no relation to what it's like for regular people on the fucking street.

00:19:09.340 No, no, none.

00:19:10.140 No, none.

00:19:10.740 Did you see her in February 20th trying to get everybody to come to Chinatown and hug

00:19:15.700 everybody?

00:19:16.520 Oh, yeah.

00:19:17.300 Well, the best part-

00:19:18.060 Trump posted on his social last night.

00:19:19.400 It was awesome.

00:19:19.940 I think I, did I send it to you?

00:19:20.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:19:21.060 Yeah.

00:19:21.440 So, dude, I think the thing that we've got going on here, honestly, if we're, if I'm

00:19:26.300 observing the situation, I think Trump's hanging all these people out to dry and showing

00:19:31.260 them for what they are.

00:19:32.460 Well, I, you know, and, and dude, I don't know if I even like that because, dude, the bottom

00:19:37.860 line is, is we need to get back to fucking work.

00:19:39.940 Well, we're still, even if that's the case, we're still the pawns on the chessboard.

00:19:43.620 That's right.

00:19:44.040 And I don't like that.

00:19:44.620 That's what I don't like.

00:19:45.400 I don't like that either.

00:19:46.300 I work.

00:19:46.620 That's not what America was fucking made to be.

00:19:48.600 Oh, and that's, I mean, and there, there in lies, what I think you're starting to see

00:19:51.380 is starting to see people open their eyes and stand their fucking ground.

00:19:54.540 And you're going to, you're going to watch it happen.

00:19:56.040 I mean, I, I hope, I hope now, I don't know if it's going to happen, but I hope that

00:20:02.300 people have faith in the stats and the data and the actual processes in place, washing

00:20:08.520 your hands, wiping down your surface, make sure everything's clean.

00:20:10.580 We can get back to fucking regular life.

00:20:12.360 I liked life circa.

00:20:15.080 Oh, fucking three months ago.

00:20:16.300 February 15th.

00:20:17.260 Yeah.

00:20:17.460 You know what I mean?

00:20:17.920 I really enjoyed it.

00:20:18.860 It was great.

00:20:19.740 You know?

00:20:20.200 And it's like, okay, enough's enough.

00:20:23.000 At some point in time, like if, if this thing's going to run its motherfucking course, you

00:20:27.040 mean like a virus does, then we kind of need to start playing the motherfucking game.

00:20:30.860 You know, and I, you know, you start looking at the herd, herd immunity where it's like,

00:20:34.100 Hey, let's get the young people out and work.

00:20:35.340 Okay.

00:20:35.520 Let's go.

00:20:36.220 Yeah.

00:20:36.560 I'm in.

00:20:37.260 Let's fucking play our role.

00:20:38.400 But dude, the main from the problem ain't going to fucking make it better force.

00:20:41.120 I was reading the new statistics, America's workforce, who is the 50 year old and under

00:20:46.660 fucking group.

00:20:47.420 They have a less than 3% chance fucking getting the shit.

00:20:50.720 And then if they get it, there's still like a 90% chance.

00:20:55.320 They're not going to show fucking symptoms.

00:20:56.840 I don't know the exact stats because they won't tell us the exact stats.

00:21:01.580 Everybody's telling us random shit.

00:21:04.500 But the point is most people don't show symptoms.

00:21:09.820 The real death toll of this, it's going to come out.

00:21:12.240 It's going to be 0.00000 something.

00:21:16.040 That's it.

00:21:16.980 That's what's going to happen.

00:21:18.120 It's what I fucking said.

00:21:19.320 This pisses me off so bad.

00:21:21.400 I told you motherfuckers what happened, what happened on March 9th.

00:21:24.740 And now here the fuck it is, and half of the people, not even half, three quarters of

00:21:30.300 the people who fucking followed me for years fucking yelled at me.

00:21:34.540 You don't know what you're talking about.

00:21:36.740 Stay in your lane.

00:21:38.360 You're a motivator.

00:21:39.380 No, motherfucker.

00:21:40.120 I'm not a motivation guy.

00:21:41.800 I'm a smart motherfucker.

00:21:43.740 That's why I've gotten to this place in the first place.

00:21:46.900 And that's why I'm going where I'm fucking going.

00:21:49.040 And if I can analyze something, being a dumb fuck from fucking Missouri, I'm sure other

00:21:55.000 people can see it too.

00:21:56.660 And you guys who are out there who thought, oh, well, this is the fucking apocalypse.

00:22:01.660 You need to really question and go back to listen to my last episode about your fucking

00:22:06.220 ego as to why you believe the things you believe.

00:22:09.740 That's the truth.

00:22:10.980 That's the truth.

00:22:11.700 You think I'm arrogant for saying I'm smart?

00:22:13.380 No, the real world and the results that I produce in this world confirm that fucking

00:22:19.040 statement.

00:22:20.060 So we need to start listening to people who are not career politicians and start listening

00:22:28.500 to people who actually understand what the fuck's going on in real life.

00:22:32.260 And that might, I'm not saying me, but I'm saying like, hey, how about we get some critical

00:22:36.300 thinkers there?

00:22:37.200 How about we get some fucking problem solvers?

00:22:39.200 Why don't we get some of these people who aren't career politicians to chime in and

00:22:45.040 say, you know, and I'm not talking about figureheads for a fucking task force for the media to be

00:22:51.380 okay with talking about really smart people.

00:22:53.940 Like, dude, why don't you get fucking Elon Musk on this?

00:22:56.780 This motherfucker's a genius.

00:22:59.180 You know what I'm saying?

00:23:00.340 Well, I mean, I look at it a different way.

00:23:03.700 I would say, well, why don't we eliminate this problem as a whole and fucking eliminate

00:23:08.140 lobbying?

00:23:10.100 Why don't we just take lobbying out of the equation?

00:23:12.480 That's how it should be.

00:23:13.440 And then we don't have a financial stake in the play.

00:23:15.920 You can't get the lobby.

00:23:16.900 You can't get people to, you can't get the fucking government to vote to eliminate lobbies

00:23:22.040 when they're all getting paid from them.

00:23:24.560 So I've learned, I learned from managing people or just really in people is my gift.

00:23:29.180 So I've always just, you know, you talk to people and the emotional decision that lies

00:23:32.840 typically in a response is tied to how they get paid.

00:23:35.160 No shit.

00:23:35.880 So, yeah, but most people don't understand that.

00:23:38.120 That might be logical to you.

00:23:39.300 But when you ask somebody a question and it's usually controversial, they will side with

00:23:43.580 it.

00:23:44.240 It's a natural response.

00:23:45.720 However, it's going to impact them financially.

00:23:47.900 That's right.

00:23:48.460 And so when you look at these people, both right and left, they're going to fucking drive

00:23:54.200 their little stake in the ground based off of their paycheck, how they fucking get paid.

00:23:58.400 And when you allow lobbyists to get in the pockets and fucking drive stake down in that

00:24:03.500 decision, and then you put the American people at the fucking, at the table for the chopping

00:24:08.720 block.

00:24:09.600 It's fucking sad that it's an opportunity that there's, it's even, you can even fucking have

00:24:14.260 the option to choose yourself over the people.

00:24:17.300 That's fucking shitty.

00:24:19.140 That's shitty.

00:24:19.800 And I think, you know, when you look at the grand scheme of things, yeah, is this issue,

00:24:24.060 is this, this is an, yeah, but there's a bigger issue at hand is that money is allowed to fucking

00:24:29.280 change the way or the course in how our lives are dictated.

00:24:33.120 That's fucked up.

00:24:34.460 I don't think that should be fair.

00:24:36.980 Sal, it's not fair.

00:24:38.120 It's not right.

00:24:38.820 It's not what this country is based upon.

00:24:40.300 You know, it's not, it's not okay for people to just, you know, make votes based upon how

00:24:47.920 much money that's not what this is about.

00:24:50.020 Well, we could transition this.

00:24:51.000 Cause it's like, I laughed whenever I don't even know the, I haven't looked at the final,

00:24:55.800 the panel for the reopening of the country economy, like the pan, the task force, the task force.

00:25:02.460 Did he put Bezos on there?

00:25:04.880 See if he put bases on there.

00:25:06.040 Cause I was, cause I saw he was, he was a potential.

00:25:08.200 And I thought this motherfucker gained his net worth fucking $30 billion.

00:25:12.980 This has been close.

00:25:14.100 Dude, people ain't even talking about that.

00:25:15.980 But that's my point.

00:25:16.860 My point is like, all right, so you're going to put a guy on who his, his stocks at all

00:25:20.740 time high.

00:25:21.340 He's crushing.

00:25:22.500 It's not only that, Sal, he just, he, he, he fucking benefited from this more than almost

00:25:28.240 anybody.

00:25:28.820 Yeah.

00:25:29.420 What do you think he's going to say?

00:25:30.320 Turn the economy on?

00:25:31.140 That's right.

00:25:31.600 Motherfucker's going to say, keep him at home.

00:25:33.280 I think we should stress this out a little bit longer.

00:25:35.100 But I think there's a, there's a point here that, you know, we can transition.

00:25:37.560 People don't fucking even think about that, Sal.

00:25:39.740 No, I understand.

00:25:40.100 They don't even think, man, you know, every time I order off this website, you know, I'm

00:25:46.760 not giving the business to my local companies that could do this.

00:25:50.460 And you know what?

00:25:51.320 Those people actually employ local people and they pay their fucking taxes.

00:25:55.680 But instead I'll just order this because I can get it without leaving my fucking lazy

00:25:59.520 ass from the house.

00:26:00.500 And I'll just order this here.

00:26:02.680 And they don't pay the fucking proper taxes and they don't employ as many people as brick

00:26:07.340 and mortar business across the country.

00:26:09.060 But let's just sabotage our whole entire economy based off convenience because I'm lazy.

00:26:14.680 That's really what the fucking deal is.

00:26:16.320 But you can't achieve both.

00:26:18.120 You can't achieve both.

00:26:19.840 And I think if you make them pay their tax, well, no, if you make them pay their tax,

00:26:22.720 but I mean, okay.

00:26:23.340 And I'm not, look at Walmart, at least Walmart has fucking stores in the community.

00:26:27.320 They got to pay fucking local tax, you know?

00:26:28.760 And then if people, cause I had this conversation with somebody other day, they're like, well,

00:26:31.680 you're an internet business.

00:26:32.800 Yeah.

00:26:33.260 We pay our taxes here.

00:26:35.360 You know what I'm saying?

00:26:35.740 We pay the same fucking tax everybody else pays.

00:26:37.860 Yeah.

00:26:38.080 So it's, it's an, it's an understanding that choose wisely when shopping, because you want

00:26:42.600 to shop with a company that actually employs people, not robots.

00:26:45.420 You want to choose to shop with somebody who pays taxes to the local economy.

00:26:49.760 You know, like I was on the phone with the, the, the staff at Fenton, the government at

00:26:54.240 Fenton and Amazon's talking about going in there.

00:26:56.200 And I said, Hey man, and I won't say the person's name.

00:26:58.740 You gotta be real careful.

00:26:59.640 Cause if you're getting a 10 year tax abatement, it's going to fuck the city of Fenton, not

00:27:02.920 fucking be good for the city of Fenton.

00:27:04.160 Yeah.

00:27:04.380 You know, like it's good for a week when you get announced in your little local paper.

00:27:07.280 That's right.

00:27:07.660 And do they create jobs?

00:27:09.120 Sure.

00:27:09.560 Yeah.

00:27:09.980 But that money goes elsewhere.

00:27:11.280 That money that you're, that you can do one day delivery from Amazon.

00:27:14.940 You're stealing it from every fucking other person in your town.

00:27:17.580 Yeah.

00:27:17.820 You know, and so like identifying like, Hey dude, eventually they're going to have to

00:27:22.620 step in and regulate that or he will just literally control the earth because of how

00:27:27.600 much he controls commerce.

00:27:28.780 Yeah.

00:27:29.040 And, and so, you know, you look at, there are a multitude of issues and just mindset

00:27:33.240 adjustments.

00:27:33.640 I think if, you know, you know, you talk about the listener of the show, I would hope that

00:27:38.600 these are good conversations that can honestly create a strong network of, of beliefs that

00:27:42.920 we can join in together.

00:27:44.500 Like, Hey, like we need to address these issues.

00:27:46.800 Like if you order a shit ton of stuff on Amazon, like I do sell, nobody even talks about the

00:27:51.000 technology issue.

00:27:52.260 I fucking talk about it.

00:27:53.900 I've been talking about it for almost 20 fucking years.

00:27:57.460 How the fuck can you implement technology?

00:28:01.020 Like, dude, here's the argument, right?

00:28:02.960 Implement the technology in your fulfillment places and then give the people jobs in your

00:28:08.160 office and let them grow your company there.

00:28:10.820 Yeah, that's real cool on paper, right?

00:28:14.380 Except for there's a huge fucking, uh, pop set of pop.

00:28:18.400 This is just the truth.

00:28:19.960 There's a huge fucking segment of the population that really, that's what they're going to do.

00:28:25.020 They're going to run.

00:28:26.020 They're going to operate in an entry level position that, that, and the job should not

00:28:31.900 be, the idea should not be move them into these other off, these other office places where

00:28:38.180 they're probably not going to get it, be able to cut it.

00:28:41.300 No, but look, and what we should be doing is rewarding companies who actually fucking

00:28:47.060 employ real people in their motherfucking facilities.

00:28:50.620 And the reason companies don't is because they want to save some fucking money.

00:28:54.720 We could make so much more profit by replacing 90% of our warehouse, but we don't because

00:29:01.120 those people need careers.

00:29:03.460 And yes, some of them do progress into fucking amazing other jobs that are like super lucrative

00:29:09.800 careers in it, but not all of them do.

00:29:12.500 Some people are going to be warehouse workers.

00:29:14.540 Some people are going to be cooks.

00:29:16.060 Some people are going to be this or that.

00:29:18.620 And guess what?

00:29:19.440 We fucking need all those people.

00:29:21.560 And by not addressing the technology issue, we're, we're, we're going to put ourselves

00:29:26.640 in the next 10 years in a, in a really dark place because a lot of the blue collar regular

00:29:33.860 jobs are not going to be there.

00:29:36.200 They're fucking not.

00:29:37.280 And there's no talk about it.

00:29:39.140 Just like there was no talk 20 years ago about why the fuck Amazon doesn't pay state sales

00:29:44.660 tax or collect the tax or pay their fucking federal tax.

00:29:47.820 But yeah, we have all these motherfucking politicians who seem to know everything that quite honestly

00:29:53.160 look the other way on this shit.

00:29:54.960 You want America to be fucked?

00:29:57.060 Keep letting companies like Amazon fulfill all their orders with fucking tech.

00:30:01.860 That's the truth.

00:30:02.880 Well, they don't look the other way.

00:30:04.000 They just look in their, they look in their bank account.

00:30:05.640 Exactly.

00:30:06.420 They're looking the right way.

00:30:08.340 And dude, you know what?

00:30:09.040 I respect Bezos.

00:30:10.140 That guy's a fucking smart ass dude, but you know what?

00:30:12.840 I think it would be nice if he would show a little bit of being a patriot and saying,

00:30:17.500 Hey, you know what?

00:30:18.240 Let me do my fair share.

00:30:19.100 Yeah.

00:30:19.320 Let me do my shit for this country.

00:30:21.280 Right.

00:30:21.760 Like, dude, that would be something cool to see.

00:30:25.080 I mean, I agree.

00:30:26.260 Yeah.

00:30:26.800 How do you disagree?

00:30:27.780 I, I, it's, it's funny.

00:30:28.760 Cause I had a transition shift.

00:30:31.080 Actually you told this story about it's an obligation to pay taxes or, you know,

00:30:34.060 we talked about it.

00:30:34.700 Yeah.

00:30:34.780 We talked about it last year and sure, sure enough, it bit me in the ass tax day this week.

00:30:39.400 You know, I call the accountant, first of all, I go to the new building, fucking, this

00:30:42.840 is fucked up.

00:30:44.080 Carpenters walk off.

00:30:44.960 This is fine.

00:30:45.420 I'm fucking motherfucking shit.

00:30:47.000 Fucking get in the car.

00:30:48.380 Our accountant calls us.

00:30:49.580 He's, Hey, you know, fucking blah, blah, blah.

00:30:50.940 I say, Hey, you know, what's, what's my tax situation look like?

00:30:54.360 He's like, Oh, well, your wife filled out her paperwork wrong.

00:30:56.200 You got to, you owe fucking X amount.

00:30:57.460 I'm like, motherfucker.

00:30:58.700 You know, like, but then I thought about our conversation.

00:31:00.920 I thought, you know what?

00:31:01.780 It's a privilege.

00:31:02.520 It is.

00:31:03.000 It's okay.

00:31:03.720 Hey man.

00:31:04.380 And I go to your house every fucking day.

00:31:05.940 Now you got a nice fucking house.

00:31:07.500 No, I'm with you.

00:31:09.400 You got a fucking nice family.

00:31:10.880 You got a nice car.

00:31:12.000 Everybody, dude, that's a privilege.

00:31:14.060 Greed.

00:31:14.560 Yeah.

00:31:15.020 You know, but that was what I was trying to get back to.

00:31:17.040 It was like greed.

00:31:18.240 One of the deadly sins.

00:31:19.480 When you start thinking about, you know what?

00:31:21.440 It's all about the fucking dollar.

00:31:23.140 That's where I have a problem with this.

00:31:24.780 Right.

00:31:25.020 Because fucking Bezos knows this shit.

00:31:27.360 Cause he's smart as fuck.

00:31:28.580 And he has an opportunity to set an example for all business and say, Hey, you know what?

00:31:33.800 I'm going to do the right thing.

00:31:34.680 And if he was really doing the right thing, he'd fucking take his personal wealth and

00:31:39.060 distribute it back to the country and pay the proper tax that he fucking owes, which

00:31:43.100 means he'd probably be starting close to zero, but you know what?

00:31:47.180 Actually he wouldn't.

00:31:48.140 It'd be starting to close to zero for him, which would still be in the billions of dollars.

00:31:52.680 I'm going to tell you right now, dude, if that would, if I ever find myself in that

00:31:55.920 scenario, that's what I would do.

00:31:57.020 I know I would, because that's how I fucking am.

00:31:59.180 It's on water.

00:32:00.640 Yeah.

00:32:02.200 I love that point about the, the, the worker dude.

00:32:04.340 It made me think I'm like, you know, that was a huge, big push.

00:32:07.160 Everybody says that I think everybody agrees.

00:32:09.080 Not everybody learns the same, right?

00:32:11.340 Like I'm a, I'm a different learner.

00:32:12.500 I mean, you may be an audio learner or a visual learner, right?

00:32:15.960 Not everybody works the same either.

00:32:17.400 I thought that was just a really good point too.

00:32:18.960 Bro.

00:32:19.340 And you know what?

00:32:20.140 Not everybody can do computers.

00:32:22.020 Dude.

00:32:22.360 That's right.

00:32:22.960 And not, and I'm not saying, listen, there, listen, there is fucking science that shows

00:32:30.680 it's can't, well, apparently you can't argue with science, right?

00:32:34.620 Right.

00:32:35.060 There's science that shows there's different levels of intelligence.

00:32:38.320 There's different levels of capacities to learn.

00:32:40.660 Otherwise we wouldn't have these drugs that they're giving all the fucking kids for their

00:32:44.340 learning disabilities.

00:32:45.480 So we all agree that people have different abilities.

00:32:48.720 So are we going to eliminate the jobs for the people who have those abilities because

00:32:53.220 we want to make more money?

00:32:54.960 That's not right.

00:32:55.840 No.

00:32:56.400 And so dude, my, my take is here is like, and dude, I hope nobody listens to this and

00:33:01.240 thinks I'm insulting people who work, uh, you know, dude, I love those people.

00:33:06.240 That's my fucking people.

00:33:07.760 That's how we fucking grew up.

00:33:09.460 We grew up around fucking hardworking, blue collar, fucking bust your ass Americans.

00:33:15.360 They're necessary.

00:33:16.160 That's a bad bone.

00:33:17.220 Bro.

00:33:17.600 They are my fucking people who I hang out with and who I identify with are those people.

00:33:22.300 That's it.

00:33:22.940 And dude, so I'm not insulting them.

00:33:26.800 I have the fucking world of respect for people who actually work every day, which is why I'm

00:33:33.400 so passionate about protecting them.

00:33:36.560 You see what I'm saying?

00:33:37.480 Yeah.

00:33:37.600 I got to ask a question today.

00:33:38.460 I said, if you didn't do what you did, what would you do?

00:33:40.140 And I said, I'd be in construction.

00:33:41.200 We were just talking about that this morning.

00:33:42.520 I love it.

00:33:42.840 No.

00:33:43.180 Just talking about it.

00:33:43.800 Before I even talk, what did I tell you today?

00:33:45.200 We were just talking about, dude, if I did not do this, I would be, I'd be in the

00:33:49.000 high loader right there.

00:33:49.920 Yeah.

00:33:50.120 Because they're building my garage and they're running the equipment today.

00:33:54.160 And dude, I'm like, I told him, I said, dude, I wish I could just sit here all day and watch

00:33:57.340 them.

00:33:57.820 Yeah.

00:33:58.100 And, and, uh, and, and then we got to talking and Dan, the guy who owns the excavation

00:34:03.540 company, who's a fucking cool dude, we were talking and, uh, he was like telling us

00:34:08.520 about, you know, the jobs he provides, which dude, they're good jobs.

00:34:12.140 Great jobs.

00:34:13.280 Great jobs.

00:34:13.700 We were talking, we got to talk about business and stuff.

00:34:15.840 And I told DJ, I said, look, dude, if I, if I, if I didn't know what to do with my life,

00:34:20.480 I'd start an excavation company and I'd be doing that.

00:34:22.860 That's it.

00:34:23.680 Well, we were talking, we were going out cause we're building a building right now.

00:34:25.900 And I love going there every day.

00:34:26.840 Cause it's just, we grew up, we grew up in the building trade, grew up pouring concrete

00:34:30.340 formed.

00:34:30.660 Like, so, and I, I've always remodeled my houses.

00:34:33.780 I've done it myself.

00:34:34.760 I flip, you know, like I like doing it.

00:34:36.760 And I was talking to you.

00:34:37.860 Oh, if you could be successful, you'd got to have passion first.

00:34:39.960 And I'm passionate about it.

00:34:40.720 I go down and I know all the, you know, I find all the flaws, but I could see it today

00:34:43.400 in a guy's face.

00:34:43.980 We were talking about, we're pouring a patio outside and he's like, well, that hasn't settled

00:34:46.900 yet.

00:34:47.120 And this, that, and he'll say, yeah, we'll just dig a pier.

00:34:48.900 Every four feet.

00:34:49.560 We'll just drop some pierce, put some concrete tubes in.

00:34:51.500 And you, I could see the look on his face.

00:34:53.000 Like, you know, this shit.

00:34:53.920 Yeah.

00:34:54.140 He was like, I'm sure Dan looks at me crazy.

00:34:57.240 Cause I don't know what the hell he's talking about.

00:34:59.140 I'm like, smile away.

00:35:01.120 Yeah.

00:35:01.480 But there is a good time.

00:35:02.580 He looked at you crazy is when you said you could swim.

00:35:07.220 It's how about the canoe.

00:35:08.120 You only won one race dog.

00:35:11.060 No, but I mean, here's the thing.

00:35:12.540 Here's the thing.

00:35:13.180 Here's the good news, right?

00:35:14.180 Let's bring positive back in.

00:35:17.360 We're back.

00:35:17.960 We're going to go.

00:35:18.520 You're going to see the world turn on China.

00:35:20.120 That's my personal belief.

00:35:21.260 Okay.

00:35:21.900 And dude, the people, there's people out there that are like, dude, this is another thing.

00:35:25.840 So like I bashed a little bit on the far left.

00:35:27.840 Let's bash a little bit on the far right.

00:35:29.880 Just be real.

00:35:30.520 Hold on.

00:35:31.460 Wait, wait, wait.

00:35:32.140 I want to go ahead.

00:35:33.360 I want to finish this out.

00:35:34.140 Cause it's important.

00:35:34.740 And you know, so what, what good can come out of this?

00:35:37.960 We can bring manufacturing back to the U S just fucking great.

00:35:40.580 And that's like, when you start seeing silver linings, like this is going to be the force.

00:35:44.200 This is the hand where Americans are going to seek American products, America, people

00:35:48.940 who manufacture, we manufacture in China right now.

00:35:50.860 And some things I've already tried to move, I'm moving everything I can out of it because

00:35:54.480 I want to move it out of there.

00:35:55.580 Oh no.

00:35:56.000 Anything.

00:35:56.540 Oh no.

00:35:57.100 Sal, that was the, we had that conversation on day one.

00:35:59.520 No, but so we're everything we do is going to come from America.

00:36:02.960 And so is everybody else.

00:36:04.640 You know what I'm saying?

00:36:05.120 And so these jobs and dude, unemployment was at 3%.

00:36:08.660 3% is fucking zero unemployment.

00:36:11.140 Like there's 3% of motherfuckers that just don't want to work.

00:36:13.300 That's right.

00:36:13.800 They don't want to work.

00:36:14.820 Right.

00:36:15.100 So you start looking at like, all right, we got a great opportunity to bring it back

00:36:20.460 and we can do it.

00:36:21.460 No, America's coming back and they're going to tolerate it too, because who's not going

00:36:24.680 to pay a higher price at willingly knowing what we know today after suffering through

00:36:28.460 the shit you just went through.

00:36:29.560 It's only a higher price temporarily.

00:36:31.340 And I said, they're not going to care about the high price because they're going to be

00:36:33.360 getting paid more.

00:36:34.080 Yeah, that's right.

00:36:34.780 Everything's going to increase.

00:36:35.520 It's only a higher price in the beginning.

00:36:37.980 Yep.

00:36:38.360 And then once it starts, you know, once it starts to stick, then the prices settle back

00:36:42.800 down.

00:36:43.380 Every fucking person out there right now is in that game.

00:36:47.280 I feel.

00:36:48.280 There's going to be a world, there's going to be a sticker, you know, a sticker that

00:36:50.640 once says made in China.

00:36:52.040 Now we should start producing stickers that say not made in China.

00:36:54.600 So like, it's not just the USA, just get the fuck out of there.

00:36:58.540 And just put a blue check on that.

00:36:59.320 You got to order those on my website, motherfuckers.

00:37:01.340 No, dude, we were talking about it on the cardio walk, man.

00:37:06.180 I think the new, the new.

00:37:07.440 Are you trying to get, are you trying to get the, tell everybody you, you actually did

00:37:10.620 cardio today?

00:37:11.340 No, dude.

00:37:11.960 DJ, listen, I'm putting this out there.

00:37:13.760 I'm going to shit my pants today is what happened.

00:37:15.480 Yeah.

00:37:16.800 We had to have a fucking emergency pickup today.

00:37:20.240 I had to have to exhale, dude.

00:37:21.580 Who called?

00:37:22.280 I called him.

00:37:23.260 Dude.

00:37:23.720 Because it was me too.

00:37:24.660 We both got fucking three quarters of the way through that cardio.

00:37:27.880 And dude, DJ's like, dude, I think I got a shit.

00:37:31.560 And I'm like, me too.

00:37:33.020 And then we got like another five minutes down the road.

00:37:35.780 And I'm like, dude, I'm calling Chris because I got to go back.

00:37:37.940 Dude, you know something funny, dude, walking next to him.

00:37:39.900 I'm like, I'm not going to fucking tap out though.

00:37:42.120 Yeah.

00:37:42.320 You know what I'm saying?

00:37:42.720 Like, I'm going to push through and I'm holding it.

00:37:44.380 Bro.

00:37:44.880 But then when he said that, I'm like, all right, I'm in.

00:37:47.080 Yes.

00:37:47.640 Dude.

00:37:47.960 I was on the verge of shitting in my pants.

00:37:50.880 Dude.

00:37:51.080 Like, I couldn't stop it.

00:37:52.460 It was about to be bad.

00:37:53.340 Yeah.

00:37:53.520 I don't know what that is, dude.

00:37:54.840 But like, as I get older, when I get out, it seems like every time I get out there,

00:37:58.820 far out there, dude, it comes, man.

00:38:00.640 It's just weird, man.

00:38:01.680 Maybe it's like your primal instincts.

00:38:03.260 We're going to start giving you the, they make like little carry wipes.

00:38:06.300 You'll see this, DJ, when you have your kid.

00:38:08.920 They have like big packs of wipes, like mom wipes.

00:38:11.140 You know, like put them in a big purse.

00:38:11.900 Bro, I'm just going to start carrying a pack, like a fuck.

00:38:15.240 Little fanny pack.

00:38:16.260 Something.

00:38:17.000 So that I could just shit in the woods and wipe my ass.

00:38:19.500 You know, we did an exercise on this, or an episode on this.

00:38:21.760 Socks.

00:38:22.600 Socks.

00:38:22.940 I know, but like, dude, then you got, then the commitment is like you give up your sock

00:38:27.440 for the day.

00:38:28.060 And like, I don't know if I'm down with that.

00:38:30.040 Because then I got to walk back.

00:38:31.440 We got socks out back.

00:38:32.300 Nah, bro.

00:38:32.920 I got to walk back.

00:38:33.740 I get a blister.

00:38:34.660 That'd be worse.

00:38:35.460 Because then I got to have blister for a couple of days.

00:38:37.020 I do have a funny fucking story about socks.

00:38:38.680 There's a weird, there's a weird thought process that happens when you're about to shit your

00:38:44.200 pants and you are nowhere close to home.

00:38:45.780 You're just thinking of all the different possibilities.

00:38:47.140 That's right.

00:38:47.840 It is.

00:38:48.260 It is.

00:38:48.720 I think it's primal instincts.

00:38:50.140 But dude, when you get, I'm going to tell you, we talked about this today, dude.

00:38:52.940 Like, you get to a certain point and you're desperate.

00:38:55.700 Yeah.

00:38:55.980 You don't give a fuck.

00:38:56.800 Like, we were talking today on the walk.

00:38:59.220 We should do a fucking YouTube segment.

00:39:01.720 Andy and DJ's walks.

00:39:03.500 Dude, we started talking about how many days it would take for you to be okay drinking

00:39:07.780 your own piss to live.

00:39:09.200 Some weird shit.

00:39:10.220 Yeah.

00:39:10.400 How many days?

00:39:11.760 So, I think the survival thing, you actually survival guys, the rule of threes.

00:39:15.660 You ever heard of it?

00:39:16.880 The rule of threes.

00:39:17.720 So, you got three minutes without oxygen, three days without water, three weeks without food.

00:39:22.340 That's like the.

00:39:22.920 So, you're saying if I didn't drink a sip of water in three days, I'd fucking drink my

00:39:26.700 own piss?

00:39:26.800 You're going to drink your piss.

00:39:27.520 Absolutely.

00:39:28.080 Really?

00:39:28.600 Absolutely.

00:39:29.040 I believe you.

00:39:29.660 You know more about this than me.

00:39:31.340 Absolutely.

00:39:32.020 But I'm just saying.

00:39:32.660 How many times you drank your own piss?

00:39:34.140 You seem pretty sure about that.

00:39:35.120 I'm not going to incriminate myself.

00:39:36.360 I get a little weird.

00:39:37.680 I mean.

00:39:38.340 But dude, like, you know, getting back to the subject, people were, dude, the temperature's

00:39:42.920 changing here.

00:39:44.160 And dude, I agree with you.

00:39:45.900 America's coming back.

00:39:47.080 There's going to be American manufacturing.

00:39:48.700 There's going to be American fucking jobs.

00:39:50.420 And dude, that's why I said this PC.

00:39:52.520 Like, anti-American.

00:39:54.100 Dude, these motherfuckers up until about fucking two months ago, when this shit started going

00:39:58.560 down, were getting away with burning flags.

00:40:01.280 Right.

00:40:01.900 And nobody says shit.

00:40:02.780 I'm going to tell you right now, if I see someone burn a flag, I'm going to beat your

00:40:05.160 fucking ass.

00:40:05.980 Dude.

00:40:06.460 Period.

00:40:07.020 I think it's going to be beautiful because I think it's.

00:40:09.000 And dude, no, I'm being serious.

00:40:10.460 No, no, yeah, no.

00:40:10.860 Agreed.

00:40:10.940 But I will fucking physically hurt you if you burn a flag in front of me.

00:40:13.500 Agreed.

00:40:13.840 And I think people right now feel that way.

00:40:15.980 Agreed.

00:40:16.400 You know?

00:40:16.780 No, 100% agree, dude.

00:40:17.900 That's not okay.

00:40:18.580 I think it's going to be awesome to see the fact that it's not just going to be popular

00:40:23.220 to be American on fucking 4th of July.

00:40:25.140 That's right.

00:40:25.540 It's going to be 365.

00:40:27.260 You know?

00:40:27.640 Putting America first is going to be.

00:40:28.960 I think that's going to be the new notion.

00:40:30.220 That's what we said.

00:40:30.380 That's what we said.

00:40:31.060 Do you remember 9-11?

00:40:32.700 Yeah.

00:40:33.440 It was a good time to be an American in a weird way.

00:40:35.200 It was a great time to be an American.

00:40:36.060 And I think it does, it's something about, because this isn't tragedy like that, although

00:40:41.780 it's.

00:40:42.340 But it tried us.

00:40:43.720 Yeah.

00:40:44.000 It tested the American people in that sense.

00:40:46.000 100%.

00:40:46.140 But it does make, it makes, I think.

00:40:48.080 We don't know what level of tragedy is because we don't even know if the fucking numbers are

00:40:52.060 right.

00:40:52.360 Agreed.

00:40:52.680 Dude, I just saw a headline today that said 85% of the Bay Area reporting was, they were

00:40:59.800 inflated by 85%.

00:41:01.680 Coronavirus antibody testing finds Bay Area infections may be 85 times higher than reported

00:41:08.980 initially.

00:41:11.340 We don't know what the fuck this is, but it sure as fuck ain't melt motherfuckers' faces

00:41:15.600 off.

00:41:16.340 And that's why we shut the country down.

00:41:17.900 So why the fuck is it not open right now?

00:41:20.740 And all of you people out there who are attacking, saying it's heartless, it's this, it's that.

00:41:24.940 No, I am a realist.

00:41:27.460 You, look.

00:41:28.640 Look, people die when shit happens, when pandemics happen.

00:41:33.980 This is a real pandemic.

00:41:35.380 Guess what happens?

00:41:36.280 Guess why they're called pandemics?

00:41:37.740 Because people die?

00:41:38.360 Because fuckers die.

00:41:39.600 And it sucks.

00:41:41.000 We have, we, dude, you know that this is the first time ever that a quarantine has been

00:41:46.060 issued to fucking healthy people?

00:41:50.220 Not just sick people.

00:41:51.900 That's ridiculous.

00:41:52.880 Dude, people aren't even talking about this shit.

00:41:56.800 And I don't know, man.

00:42:01.240 We should have never been shut down in the first place.

00:42:03.680 The fucking models that they went off of that said 2 million, that was with social distancing

00:42:08.240 in place.

00:42:09.400 We should have never got shut down.

00:42:10.820 Well, I think looking retrospectively, never shut down.

00:42:14.300 The problem is Trump had to shut the shit down because every fucking single person that

00:42:20.180 they die, which we're finding out now, they're creating deaths fictitiously by saying that

00:42:27.220 they suspect people have died from this.

00:42:30.300 Well, motherfucker, if you don't know, don't report it.

00:42:33.580 Well, they're going to be, I mean, here's the good news is time will tell because they're

00:42:36.380 going to be.

00:42:36.740 I know this, but what I'm saying is, dude, I'm explaining the situation.

00:42:40.460 People are like, well, why did Trump shut it down then if it wasn't necessary?

00:42:43.180 Because if he didn't, every fucking death would be reported like he actually went in

00:42:49.840 the room and choked him out.

00:42:51.780 Yeah.

00:42:52.380 And that's what the problem is.

00:42:53.800 If you eliminated the media for the next 90 days, you watch the whole world fucking get

00:42:58.160 better.

00:42:59.140 The whole world.

00:43:00.020 The whole world will get better.

00:43:02.240 They'd be happier.

00:43:03.100 They'd be healthier.

00:43:04.000 They'd be more productive.

00:43:05.520 And dude, if you fucking stop the national media and you put them on hiatus for six weeks

00:43:10.340 like to have us, this would be the best fucking world that ever existed ever, ever, ever,

00:43:14.760 ever, ever in the history of man.

00:43:16.580 And when we have, and I don't think there's a person out there, there's not very many people

00:43:20.260 out there that you could get to disagree with that unless they work in the fucking big media.

00:43:23.680 Unless they are on TV.

00:43:24.640 That's right.

00:43:25.320 Now, I think local media, that's a different story.

00:43:27.700 You guys who are local, I get it.

00:43:29.560 I actually said to you yesterday as we were watching some local news, I said, look, this

00:43:33.060 is what news is supposed to be.

00:43:36.500 Because they're asking legitimate questions.

00:43:38.340 They're asking legitimate questions.

00:43:39.080 Real journalism.

00:43:39.420 They're not politicizing.

00:43:40.940 They're fucking getting answers.

00:43:42.540 That's how it's supposed to be.

00:43:44.180 So a lot of you guys who are on the local media level, you're doing a great job.

00:43:48.060 But that's why you're not on the national level.

00:43:50.360 Exactly.

00:43:51.060 You're not on the national level because you're not willing to fucking lie.

00:43:54.260 I think that's called a clue.

00:43:55.680 Yeah.

00:43:56.300 I know, bro.

00:43:57.260 And that's the problem.

00:43:58.840 That's the problem.

00:44:00.220 We have, when is this going to get cleaned up?

00:44:02.660 That was my whole post on March 9th.

00:44:04.820 That was the whole point.

00:44:05.820 The point is, the media is making this shit something that it isn't.

00:44:10.460 And now you motherfucker's been out of work for six fucking weeks.

00:44:13.540 Do you think that maybe I was correct?

00:44:16.300 Maybe they made this into a big fucking deal to attack somebody they didn't like?

00:44:20.540 We still have these people out there that are like, dude, it's way, way too early to

00:44:23.840 shut down.

00:44:24.820 Way too early, or way too early to open up.

00:44:27.020 What do you mean?

00:44:28.400 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:44:29.780 There's no precedent for this.

00:44:32.020 We've never been shut down like this.

00:44:34.140 The fuck are you talking about when you still stay shut down?

00:44:36.840 Well, because they know.

00:44:38.720 They know.

00:44:39.400 Right.

00:44:39.680 They ran a model.

00:44:40.560 Right.

00:44:41.060 Yeah.

00:44:41.280 Their model.

00:44:42.140 They graduated from CDC University.

00:44:44.860 Dr. Burke even said this on day one.

00:44:46.280 Models are only as good as the information that you put into it.

00:44:48.760 Exactly.

00:44:48.880 Let's go back to emotion here.

00:44:50.700 No, let's go back to agendas.

00:44:52.440 Agenda and emotion.

00:44:53.520 Agenda and emotion.

00:44:54.840 How do they get paid?

00:44:57.220 Well, that just might vary the information that they put into the model.

00:45:01.260 What do you want to see in emotion?

00:45:03.320 What do you want to make yourself important?

00:45:05.340 Just may play into the information they put into the model.

00:45:07.940 And I think the smoke, the smoke and the smoking gun or the smoke or the smoke and mirrors

00:45:12.940 or however the fuck you put the smoke, wherever you put the smoke in your ass, I don't know.

00:45:16.800 When it goes from 2 million to 40,000 or 30,000, I'll be like, all right, like I'm down.

00:45:22.940 Dude, I'm, hey, I think Trump did a great job.

00:45:25.400 Shut it down.

00:45:26.200 And nobody in that situation.

00:45:27.020 They're reporting right now 36,000.

00:45:28.920 But we don't fucking even know if that's true.

00:45:30.700 It could be 18.

00:45:31.460 It could be 12.

00:45:32.360 It could be fucking eight.

00:45:33.220 Yeah, because we're going to see all the heart attacks and where all the PEs went and where, you know, all the strokes, like all these different.

00:45:40.620 That shit, listen, dude, there's plenty of very smart statisticians out there that are going to fucking do the math and figure this out,

00:45:48.820 that it isn't what the fuck they said it is.

00:45:50.920 And that just like the point you're trying to make right now, you explained it better off air.

00:45:55.620 So I'm going to jump in.

00:45:56.600 You said the trends for heart attacks, for obesity, for diabetes deaths, pneumonia deaths, all that shit is going to add up over on this other side.

00:46:09.400 And they're going to be able to tell, because of the national trends, how many people they actually think this killed.

00:46:15.560 And it sure is fucking 36,118, which is what we see right now.

00:46:20.560 I can't wait to see that number.

00:46:22.060 Dude, one thing that's awesome, too, like the confirmed number, right?

00:46:25.480 You think all those people are showing symptoms?

00:46:26.940 All those people are fucking on ventilators?

00:46:29.140 It's not realistic.

00:46:29.980 Why is nobody talking about that part?

00:46:31.560 Like, how much of that percentage is just fine?

00:46:34.260 DJ, why is no one talking about the hundreds of millions of people in this country who have probably already fucking had this shit?

00:46:42.880 I mean, I was in Chinatown February 7th, man.

00:46:45.720 Like, for real.

00:46:46.640 I was in fucking Chinatown in San Francisco February 7th.

00:46:49.320 What'd you eat there?

00:46:50.520 I didn't eat there.

00:46:50.960 We walked through it.

00:46:51.540 Fuck, cats.

00:46:52.580 Right, right.

00:46:53.080 We actually rode the trolley through it, and there's all these people on masks, and I

00:46:56.060 remember thinking in my head, all these people are crazy.

00:46:58.020 Here I am.

00:46:58.860 I'm just raw-dogging it, man, like in college.

00:47:01.760 Just going to the bar.

00:47:04.120 Fucking shit, man.

00:47:05.920 It was, you know, I remember sitting on the trolley with my wife, and we're sitting there,

00:47:10.400 and everybody out there, mask everywhere.

00:47:12.340 I'm looking at Raquel.

00:47:12.960 I'm like, are we crazy?

00:47:14.920 We're outliers.

00:47:15.240 You know what's funny, dude?

00:47:16.340 Dude, I saw a fucking interview Fauci did in Vanity Fair, but let's be real.

00:47:21.780 Vanity Fair.

00:47:22.420 Why the fuck is Fauci doing an interview in Vanity Fair?

00:47:24.880 Because he's cool, bro.

00:47:25.760 That's right.

00:47:26.380 They're trying to make him time people of the year, person of the year.

00:47:29.400 Thank you.

00:47:29.820 Get the fuck out of here.

00:47:30.600 The world's sexiest man.

00:47:32.760 This is all...

00:47:33.660 Dude, if you are so fucking dense that you cannot see what the media is trying to do to

00:47:38.900 him to make him some sort of hero that we all fucking believe and listen to, okay?

00:47:44.100 You're insane.

00:47:45.500 And, dude, I loved how Trump last night, he's up.

00:47:49.460 Somebody asked, well, the new normal, under the new normal, are we going to be able to

00:47:54.800 go to sporting events?

00:47:55.800 And Fauci said, well, you know, that's going to be really hard because blah, blah, blah,

00:47:59.060 blah, blah.

00:47:59.660 And Trump fucking pushes him off the stand and says, we're going back to fucking the way

00:48:04.760 that it was.

00:48:05.660 And I just fucking thought that was amazing.

00:48:07.420 If they have opening day, May 4th, would you go?

00:48:09.660 Yes, I would.

00:48:10.800 Would you go?

00:48:11.400 I'd go.

00:48:11.820 I would too.

00:48:12.400 I'd go.

00:48:13.200 And the reason I would go is because I'm part of the herd.

00:48:16.360 And I would go and I'm not wearing a fucking mask and wearing a fucking clean suit and

00:48:21.840 acting like a fucking crazy person either.

00:48:24.360 I'm going to go drink a Bud Light.

00:48:25.560 That's right.

00:48:26.280 I might even drink a little bit of your Bud Light.

00:48:31.320 Opening day is a fucking holiday in St. Louis, son.

00:48:33.840 Dude, May 4th, I wouldn't be drinking because I'm on 75th.

00:48:37.420 I'm hard.

00:48:38.100 But on day 76, I drink your Bud Light, motherfucker.

00:48:42.180 Fucking hey.

00:48:42.920 I would gladly pay $10 for a Bud Light at this point in time.

00:48:45.740 Is that beer or does it just kind of sound sexual?

00:48:47.740 It's kind of like Battle Dicks.

00:48:49.160 Hey, let's say, because there are some entrepreneurs out here that I think.

00:48:54.540 What's more sexual, drinking each other's beer or playing Battle Dicks?

00:48:58.900 No, Battle Dicks 100%.

00:49:00.420 Do you think so?

00:49:01.340 Even knowing what Battle Dicks is for real?

00:49:03.240 Knowing what it is, no.

00:49:04.160 Knowing what it really is, it would actually be more sexual.

00:49:09.080 Can I take a shot at what Battle Dicks is?

00:49:10.780 You won't guess it.

00:49:12.040 You won't guess.

00:49:12.640 I don't think you can come close.

00:49:13.720 Go ahead.

00:49:14.280 It would be tournament style of Battle Dicks where you each send a picture and they vote

00:49:17.800 on the better dick and you go tournament style, maybe you win a prize.

00:49:21.300 I mean, no, you're wrong.

00:49:23.480 I think it would be a good game.

00:49:24.740 No.

00:49:26.140 It's a great idea.

00:49:27.540 You could wage your wiener to war.

00:49:29.840 It's a great idea until you hear the real fucking idea and then you're like, no, you're

00:49:35.380 just jealous because I would win the war.

00:49:37.680 No.

00:49:38.280 I'm jealous.

00:49:39.360 I'm not jealous.

00:49:40.320 I would be the fucking champion.

00:49:41.840 Listen, we can't play real games, so let's play like a picture game.

00:49:44.920 I would insult your penis except we're brothers.

00:49:48.440 So I can't.

00:49:49.600 Let's get a little Cuomo action going on.

00:49:51.260 And you know I'm the better looking brother, so you know that, and I got the bigger ass.

00:49:55.600 It's a counterweight.

00:49:56.900 No.

00:49:57.320 You got all the ass.

00:49:58.440 I got all the front.

00:49:59.180 No, no.

00:49:59.800 God proportionally makes things.

00:50:02.040 Just like you got the looks and I got the brains.

00:50:04.900 I don't know about that.

00:50:05.760 Yeah.

00:50:06.300 I don't know about that.

00:50:07.180 That's old Medan over there.

00:50:08.660 Yeah.

00:50:09.380 For those listening, this is fucking awesome.

00:50:11.000 Just watch going back and forth.

00:50:12.140 Andrew's over there talking about how smart he is, and I want to be like, well, I mean,

00:50:15.620 how smart your brother is is what he's really trying to say.

00:50:17.940 He's like, I'm just saying God has a way of evening it all out.

00:50:21.120 You're better looking.

00:50:22.320 I'm smarter.

00:50:23.220 You got the ass.

00:50:24.140 I got the front.

00:50:25.460 You're fast.

00:50:26.240 I'm strong.

00:50:27.360 It just all works that way.

00:50:28.440 No, I got strong.

00:50:29.600 I'm strong.

00:50:30.060 I'm not strong anymore.

00:50:30.660 I will tell you what, man.

00:50:31.780 You're strong, but you ain't strong like me.

00:50:34.480 Shit.

00:50:35.260 Arm wrestle right now.

00:50:36.320 Break a pool stick in half.

00:50:37.300 I don't arm wrestle.

00:50:37.460 Let's get it done.

00:50:38.020 Arm wrestle always fucks up my shoulders.

00:50:39.580 I don't arm wrestle.

00:50:40.380 I'm not like one of those guys.

00:50:42.060 You'd be at the bar and be like, oh, that's arm wrestle.

00:50:43.700 And I'm like, you're a douchebag.

00:50:46.480 Dude, you know I broke a dude's arm doing that.

00:50:48.420 Yeah.

00:50:48.860 Fuck.

00:50:49.200 You heard that story, right?

00:50:50.220 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:50:50.540 Yeah.

00:50:50.920 Fuck, dude.

00:50:51.420 I fucking was over at Pops.

00:50:53.300 Dude, me and Halsey were over.

00:50:54.420 You used to go to Pop.

00:50:55.400 Dude, this is when I was young, dude.

00:50:57.400 You know I've never been to Pops.

00:50:58.740 Oh, good.

00:50:59.840 That should tell you the difference.

00:51:00.880 You know what I'm saying?

00:51:01.080 It's probably a good thing.

00:51:01.840 It's not bad.

00:51:02.740 It ain't bad.

00:51:03.320 They got canned beer.

00:51:04.320 It's fucking.

00:51:05.240 How long ago was that, though?

00:51:06.280 It's been a long time.

00:51:07.940 It's a good thing you had.

00:51:08.440 There ain't nothing American about Pops.

00:51:12.160 Well, anyway, I was a fucking Pops.

00:51:15.140 And don't ask me how the fuck I got there because I don't remember.

00:51:17.520 Yeah.

00:51:17.740 But I was a Pops, and it was Halsey, and he was there, too.

00:51:21.260 And this fucking little dude who, like, dude, at the time, like, I was big.

00:51:25.940 Like, not fucking, like, you remember I was, like, big and fat.

00:51:30.720 Like, I was just a big fucking dude.

00:51:32.760 And this fucking dude comes over, and he's like, we're arm wrestling.

00:51:36.660 And I'm like, no, we're not arm wrestling, bro.

00:51:38.900 He's like, we're arm wrestling.

00:51:40.840 This dude's, like, 5'6", like a buck fucking 60 or something, you know?

00:51:45.480 Like Madat.

00:51:45.900 Madat's taller than this guy.

00:51:48.720 But, yeah, he's a little weasel like Madat, you know?

00:51:54.180 Fuck you, too, sweetheart.

00:51:55.300 Yeah.

00:51:55.760 So, fucking, this dude, he's like, I'm a professional arm wrestler.

00:52:02.880 And I'm like, cool.

00:52:04.180 And do you know what?

00:52:05.000 There's truth to that.

00:52:05.820 There's some dudes who are good arm wrestlers, and they're way smaller than you.

00:52:08.440 They'll fucking rip your arm off.

00:52:09.280 There are people who are professional arm wrestlers.

00:52:10.900 Like Uncle Paul, he's, like, 70 now, I guess, whatever, 60-something.

00:52:14.940 Motherfucker, still tear your arm off.

00:52:17.180 All right?

00:52:17.800 So, this guy, dude, is just like, we're arm wrestling.

00:52:23.060 We're arm wrestling.

00:52:23.740 He wouldn't fucking, I'm fine.

00:52:24.780 I'm like, fine, we'll arm wrestle.

00:52:26.220 And, like, I was going to, like, fucking play along, right?

00:52:29.240 And so, like, I'm like, I'm expecting this dude to, like, be really fucking strong because he was real cocky about it.

00:52:36.280 Like, he was like, dude, I'm fucking, I'm going to take you out.

00:52:39.480 And I'm like, fuck, all right, I'm going to have to actually try.

00:52:41.680 All right.

00:52:42.000 So, like, I'm, like, getting ready.

00:52:44.100 And, dude, when he fucking says go, I went go, and it fucking broke his arm.

00:52:48.220 Yeah, dude, he fucking walked away holding his arm, and I fucking felt bad.

00:52:51.400 I'm like, dude, I just, like, broke this little dude's arm.

00:52:54.920 That's what you get.

00:52:55.620 You're a bully.

00:52:56.220 I know.

00:52:56.780 I know.

00:52:57.420 That's racist.

00:52:57.800 Picking on people and pops.

00:52:58.660 I know.

00:52:59.200 It's racist.

00:52:59.860 You're racist.

00:53:00.580 He was white.

00:53:01.960 Do you dock?

00:53:03.040 Are you, like, do you dock with people of the other?

00:53:05.420 There's not docking.

00:53:06.680 Do you interracially dock?

00:53:08.280 Yeah, there you go.

00:53:08.900 That's what I was trying to say.

00:53:10.580 I wouldn't be opposed to it.

00:53:13.700 I mean, dude, I'll try anything once.

00:53:15.620 You know what I'm saying?

00:53:16.060 Dude, how many times do you think people are Googling docking?

00:53:17.820 Don't Google it.

00:53:18.500 I promise you that.

00:53:19.640 Or if you do, do it in a private browser.

00:53:21.740 I'll tell you that.

00:53:25.000 Not safe for work.

00:53:26.560 No, not safe for work at all.

00:53:28.740 I don't know, man.

00:53:29.800 You keep licking that bottle like that, dude.

00:53:31.460 I wonder what else you're doing.

00:53:35.220 Dude.

00:53:35.760 Hey, man.

00:53:36.780 This is America.

00:53:38.280 No, that's true.

00:53:39.080 Hey, to your point, I don't give a fuck if that's what you do anyway.

00:53:42.060 I don't either.

00:53:42.820 And you know what?

00:53:43.520 I'm still going to make jokes about it.

00:53:45.140 And just don't come on my yard.

00:53:46.740 God.

00:53:47.160 You know what I'm saying?

00:53:47.320 Just don't look my bop.

00:53:48.200 Don't expect me to dock with you because you like to dock.

00:53:50.800 I don't like to dock.

00:53:51.580 Right.

00:53:51.880 You know what I'm saying?

00:53:52.220 But I don't judge you for docking.

00:53:53.560 Right.

00:53:54.720 That's it.

00:53:55.440 I get it, man.

00:53:57.080 Listen, don't hurt me.

00:53:58.560 I won't hurt you.

00:53:59.820 Hey, so there's good things to do during this pandemic.

00:54:03.180 And I'm really proud of us for, and I'm going to pat ourselves on the back, you know?

00:54:07.660 And I think there are strong people in society that need to start good trends.

00:54:12.360 And we're starting a trend.

00:54:13.400 We started here locally in St. Louis.

00:54:14.700 And there are a lot of people that listen to the show that do financially extremely well.

00:54:19.740 And it's a great opportunity to give back to your local community.

00:54:22.980 And we started a little dine-in restaurant night for your local restaurants to support

00:54:27.360 local dollars to local restaurants.

00:54:29.600 Restaurants are going to get it fucking the hardest.

00:54:31.820 Yeah, I think.

00:54:32.260 I mean, these guys went from fucking full bore to zero.

00:54:36.440 Like, absolute zero.

00:54:38.760 Like, we had our friends, 800 people laying them off left and right.

00:54:41.560 All of Vegas.

00:54:42.240 All these people.

00:54:42.760 But we started a program where we're just sponsoring $1,000 a night at random places

00:54:46.340 just to make sure we're keeping the money local, keeping the initiative local to small

00:54:51.260 businesses.

00:54:52.360 And so all we're doing is we're asking our customer base to shop here tonight, whatever

00:54:56.520 the inserted restaurant is.

00:54:57.720 And we're starting it.

00:54:58.860 So basically what we're doing is we're donating the first $1,000 of dinner.

00:55:03.400 So like, if you were the first 10 people to call up, you get your fucking dinner paid

00:55:07.260 for by us.

00:55:08.280 And then if you don't, you know, the people who call up after, we're asking that you just

00:55:12.440 order dinner from there.

00:55:13.460 Correct.

00:55:14.060 And just continue to, you know, you're not sponsored 30 nights like we're sponsors.

00:55:18.260 It's not a big deal.

00:55:18.780 We're not trying to measure contests.

00:55:19.920 We're sponsored 45 nights.

00:55:20.640 We were 45 nights.

00:55:21.360 But just, hey, like, can you do your part?

00:55:23.260 Maybe you buy somebody a meal.

00:55:24.520 Maybe.

00:55:24.760 But take your money.

00:55:26.080 Don't spend it at fucking Domino's.

00:55:27.680 Yeah.

00:55:28.020 Right.

00:55:28.360 You know what I'm saying?

00:55:29.080 Spend it at fucking Joe's Pizza House.

00:55:31.740 You know, the guy, Joe, who's in the back.

00:55:33.020 There's enough people who aren't going to be knowing about this, that Domino's delivery

00:55:37.560 is going to be just fine.

00:55:39.080 Yeah.

00:55:39.660 Yeah.

00:55:40.020 Dude, we got it.

00:55:41.040 We got to keep.

00:55:41.920 And there's the other thing we got to do, Sal.

00:55:43.600 And this is this is something that you didn't mention.

00:55:45.500 But in our discussion yesterday is we want to encourage people to be normal and not live

00:55:51.180 in fucking fear.

00:55:52.400 You know, I was just talking to Chris, you know, Chris's dad, Randy, was telling Chris,

00:55:58.140 I think you were saying this when I stepped out to go to the bathroom.

00:56:02.360 You said something about 75 years old.

00:56:05.360 I was just talking about dad, how he was like, dude, fuck this.

00:56:08.340 I don't care.

00:56:08.920 Yeah.

00:56:09.220 At the first.

00:56:10.060 So Randy's the same way.

00:56:11.120 So Randy, Chris's dad, who's, you know, similar age of our dad, is the same.

00:56:17.740 He's like, dude, I'm not fucking doing this.

00:56:19.520 He's like, I got so many fucking days left on this planet and I sure as fuck ain't living

00:56:24.200 him like this.

00:56:24.920 I'm going to live him.

00:56:25.480 That's what I was saying is, you know, like week one walking with dad.

00:56:28.220 He's like, fuck, man, you know, maybe it's real.

00:56:29.980 Week two, week three.

00:56:32.560 It is real.

00:56:33.580 No, no, no.

00:56:33.880 I'm saying like, sorry.

00:56:35.540 I get what you're saying.

00:56:37.020 At week three, you can see him.

00:56:38.560 He's getting itchy.

00:56:39.140 He's getting aggravated.

00:56:40.040 He's getting agitated.

00:56:41.420 And last week I was walking with him.

00:56:43.160 He said, fuck that.

00:56:43.740 I'm seeing my grandkids.

00:56:44.540 I don't give a fuck.

00:56:45.260 I don't give a fuck what you think.

00:56:46.320 I don't give a fuck what anybody thinks.

00:56:47.640 Send them down to my house.

00:56:48.600 Not only that, dude, every motherfucking person I've talked to who, and dude, I've made a,

00:56:52.420 I listen, when hot topics are going on, guys, I make an effort to try to talk to people

00:56:57.140 who are most affected by it.

00:56:58.960 For example, you know, I had those dudes out in my garage doing drywall last week.

00:57:03.240 I went out, I started talking to them.

00:57:05.500 First of all, I want those guys to feel comfortable being around my place and not think like,

00:57:09.920 ah, there's just some fucking rich deuce bag.

00:57:12.380 So I went out, so I talked to them.

00:57:13.560 I said, hey guys, thanks for, you know, doing this work right now.

00:57:16.340 I know it might be scary.

00:57:17.880 They were like, dude, fuck this.

00:57:19.720 And like, dude, they were pissed.

00:57:20.740 And, uh, but the point is, is like, you know, we got to talking and the one guy's, you know,

00:57:28.200 wife can't work and the other guy's, uh, son can't work.

00:57:31.620 And dude, people are, dude, they're fed up, man.

00:57:35.600 They're fed the fuck up.

00:57:37.400 And dude, this, this, this country as a whole has gotten way too, way too dependent on the

00:57:44.760 media for their fucking news and the social media and the, the liberal, the ultra liberal.

00:57:51.400 Cause I'm liberal in some ways.

00:57:52.780 Right.

00:57:53.200 Like that's the truth.

00:57:55.000 Um, I don't mind if people, you know, whatever they're doing personally, I don't, I don't

00:57:59.620 think they should be harassed for doing it at all.

00:58:02.220 As long as they're not harming kids.

00:58:03.420 That's right.

00:58:04.180 You know what I mean?

00:58:04.780 I don't give a fuck.

00:58:05.380 You close your door, you do the fuck you want.

00:58:06.660 The only thing, the only thing conservatively that I really identify with is, is the, is

00:58:10.980 the business side.

00:58:11.920 So like, I'm more of a libertarian in reality.

00:58:14.280 That's truth.

00:58:15.280 And so like, when I say liberal, don't think I'm just being a fucking far right wing.

00:58:20.520 Oh yeah.

00:58:20.960 I wanted to hit on that too.

00:58:22.460 You far right wing motherfuckers.

00:58:23.780 You guys are crazy as fuck.

00:58:25.220 You're too stupid to understand real simple shit.

00:58:27.640 Uh, this revolution that you keep trying to push down people's throat is not going to be done

00:58:32.280 with guns.

00:58:33.240 No.

00:58:33.500 You don't have enough guns to stop the fucking military.

00:58:37.040 It's going to be done with this.

00:58:39.260 The people like the police and the people who enforce the rules and the military and the

00:58:44.800 national guard who are called into asked to enforce these bogus fucking, uh, civil rights

00:58:50.680 violations that the local governments are putting on people are going to have to make

00:58:56.280 a decision in their brain.

00:58:57.400 And their decision is, do I follow orders blindly or do I defend the constitution of America?

00:59:03.020 Right.

00:59:03.480 That's where the revolution is going to happen in the minds of the people who are there

00:59:07.580 to enforce it.

00:59:08.420 And I would, if I'm a policeman, if I'm a military person, if I'm in the national guard, I'm thinking

00:59:14.680 about that right now and talking about it with my teammates.

00:59:19.140 And because guys, the truth is there's a lot of things that are being told and, and said

00:59:25.740 in a way that is, you have to do this, that the truth is we don't really have to do.

00:59:30.420 And the right mentality here should be, Hey, St. Louis.

00:59:35.300 Hey, Michigan.

00:59:36.680 Hey, everybody else.

00:59:39.060 It's a good idea to stay the fuck home.

00:59:41.880 It's a good idea to cover your face.

00:59:44.100 It's a good idea to wash your hands.

00:59:46.580 And that's really the extent of what they should say, because this, you know, you can't be in

00:59:51.960 a park.

00:59:52.600 You can't be in your front yard.

00:59:54.360 They're closing them down.

00:59:55.260 No, bro.

00:59:55.880 We pay for those motherfucking parks.

00:59:57.320 You don't own them.

00:59:58.000 We own them, you know, and there's a problem.

01:00:00.800 I understand, you know, the argument, Oh, these are dire, dire circumstances.

01:00:05.560 Okay.

01:00:05.960 So what else is a dire circumstance?

01:00:08.340 What, where do we draw that line?

01:00:10.060 There's a constitutional, there's, there is a constitutional battle happening right now.

01:00:15.360 And it's going to be ultimately won or lost in the minds of the people who enforce the

01:00:20.560 rules and you and your far way, right?

01:00:24.400 Crazy shit, you know, and bro, listen, you guys out there to support me and you, I'm not

01:00:30.520 saying you can't be a Patriot.

01:00:32.040 I'm not saying we can't love guns.

01:00:34.560 I mean, I think everybody learned the value of the second amendment, right?

01:00:37.820 Like you're out there fucking saying, Oh, you can't hunt with your AR 15.

01:00:41.960 That ain't the fucking point.

01:00:43.020 You dumb motherfucker.

01:00:44.300 The point is we need the shit to offset the balance of power.

01:00:48.140 And you're witnessing that right now, which is why there's gun sales up to every single

01:00:52.280 category of people in America right now.

01:00:54.400 But the likelihood of us having to use those guns in a scenario against the government is

01:01:02.260 very small, but it's nice to have.

01:01:04.020 All right.

01:01:04.620 The truth is, is if we all went up in arms and the government decide they fucking don't

01:01:09.000 like that and the military decides to side with the government, guess who's fucked?

01:01:13.720 We are.

01:01:14.560 And it doesn't matter.

01:01:15.480 You can't have rocket launchers.

01:01:17.640 You can't have functioning military equipment.

01:01:20.100 You don't have attack helicopters and attack jets and bombs and all this other shit, which

01:01:25.280 under the second amendment, technically we're supposed to be able to get, which is what

01:01:30.180 I've said the whole time.

01:01:31.560 What about tanks?

01:01:32.980 I'm buying a tank.

01:01:34.940 But I'm buying a tank for my own personal enjoyment, not because I'm a freak.

01:01:39.440 Right.

01:01:39.780 Do you guys find it weird that I wash my hands before I pee?

01:01:44.640 Do you find it weird?

01:01:45.780 I mean, you wash your hands before you handle a filet, right?

01:01:50.760 Fuck out of here.

01:01:51.460 I swear, I'd just be, I'd watch my, you know, hey, listen, no Corona on me.

01:01:55.080 Yeah.

01:01:55.580 Nowhere.

01:01:56.020 I don't want, the last place I want that shit is on my dick.

01:01:58.800 Yeah.

01:01:59.120 For sure.

01:01:59.700 Right.

01:02:00.180 So that actually makes sense.

01:02:01.700 Listen, I'm a logical man.

01:02:03.200 I get it.

01:02:03.600 You're welcome.

01:02:04.020 You saw how big that building is down there, right?

01:02:05.800 Yeah.

01:02:06.140 You're welcome.

01:02:06.420 See, I don't have to watch my house.

01:02:07.060 I don't even have to touch my house.

01:02:07.980 Oh, yeah.

01:02:08.340 Get the fuck out of here, motherfucker.

01:02:10.380 That's the next thing Sal's going to be saying.

01:02:12.820 I fucking built this building.

01:02:15.140 Yeah.

01:02:15.400 Technically, I did.

01:02:17.660 Every square inch of that motherfucker.

01:02:19.260 You remember that motherfucker I fired at one time, like 15 years ago, the fuck had

01:02:23.820 told me he built this shit.

01:02:25.240 Oh, yeah, Joe.

01:02:25.940 Yeah.

01:02:26.460 Yeah.

01:02:26.980 Right.

01:02:28.300 Right.

01:02:28.840 Yeah.

01:02:29.360 Yeah.

01:02:29.620 I don't want to mention his fucking full name, but.

01:02:32.360 Yeah.

01:02:32.760 Yes.

01:02:33.280 I built this shit.

01:02:34.580 Oh, you did?

01:02:35.120 It was here, wasn't it?

01:02:35.620 Yeah.

01:02:35.800 It was right here at this fucking table.

01:02:37.100 Yeah.

01:02:37.420 That was the old S2 table.

01:02:38.460 I've been told that so many fucking times.

01:02:41.320 Anyway, that's a whole nother story.

01:02:42.460 But the point of what I'm trying to say here, guys, is that you guys who are far left and

01:02:50.560 you guys who are far right, you think you're helping, but you're not helping because what

01:02:54.680 happens is the far right polarizes the far left and these motherfuckers end up with the

01:02:59.780 most attention and everybody else, the 80 percent in the middle is like, what the fuck?

01:03:03.780 You're both crazy.

01:03:04.440 It's like gun laws.

01:03:05.040 It's like who they really affect is not the problem.

01:03:07.920 You know, like to your point of like the parks and shit, like, and this is a civil rights

01:03:13.220 violation.

01:03:13.900 I think that's a perfect fucking term to call it.

01:03:15.740 Yeah.

01:03:15.980 That's what it is.

01:03:16.760 Right.

01:03:17.360 But like, you should still be able to go out to your park.

01:03:21.320 You should still be able to walk.

01:03:22.180 However, there are people that are like ridiculously violating that, like stupidly.

01:03:26.400 Now, in those scenarios.

01:03:27.580 In those scenarios.

01:03:28.260 Like we talked about on Easter.

01:03:29.660 Dude.

01:03:30.060 Okay.

01:03:30.740 Stupid.

01:03:31.220 So tell them about what happened on Easter.

01:03:32.420 Dude, down in Louisiana.

01:03:33.340 But we had the same situation happen here in St. Louis.

01:03:34.900 No, no.

01:03:35.140 Tell them about the St. Louis situation.

01:03:36.240 So we have a park in St. Louis City called Fairgrounds Park, right?

01:03:39.200 Built for the World's Fair back in 1904.

01:03:42.360 And it's a big park.

01:03:43.320 Decent park, right?

01:03:44.120 It's in the, what, air quote, hood, right?

01:03:46.520 Of St. Louis City.

01:03:47.500 There were over 300 people parked their cars side by side.

01:03:51.760 See, that's just not intelligent.

01:03:54.860 It's ignorance.

01:03:55.840 It's stupidity.

01:03:56.900 Now, in those situations, I could see them showing up and saying, hey, you guys need to

01:04:02.200 disperse.

01:04:03.480 But they sure, you know what?

01:04:04.980 They can't arrest people for that.

01:04:06.360 I mean, how are you going to arrest 300 people?

01:04:07.920 No, but you can't.

01:04:09.400 You can't constitutionally do it.

01:04:11.260 Exactly.

01:04:11.840 Like those motherfuckers that ripped that dude off the fucking train or those guys who

01:04:15.800 arrested that paddleboarder and shit.

01:04:17.520 Yeah.

01:04:17.760 You cannot do that.

01:04:18.780 Right.

01:04:19.400 That's against the fucking Constitution of America.

01:04:23.200 And dude, anybody out there who thinks it's okay to suspend the Constitution for fucking

01:04:27.880 any reason, you don't understand it.

01:04:31.000 A lot of the young people right now, they're saying, you know, I'm talking young, like

01:04:35.980 the fucking 22 and younger crowd.

01:04:38.820 Whoa, dude.

01:04:39.880 You know, this is certain.

01:04:40.900 You have never experienced any other devastation circuit.

01:04:45.300 We have.

01:04:46.580 We don't stop the fucking Constitution of America for fucking anything.

01:04:50.700 Well, I don't understand.

01:04:51.360 Like if you if somebody got on the train with no mask and you're uncomfortable, you get the

01:04:54.660 fuck off the train.

01:04:55.440 That's it.

01:04:56.200 You know what I mean?

01:04:56.700 Like, you know what?

01:04:57.500 Maybe you should stay 15 fucking feet away from or if the guys, if it's if he's really

01:05:03.600 there, maybe the citizens should handle it.

01:05:06.800 Maybe they should fucking either remove themselves or maybe they should get together and remove

01:05:11.120 the fucking guy who's doing it.

01:05:13.780 Yeah.

01:05:14.720 But dude, I just think of it.

01:05:16.100 It's like all the gun laws, right?

01:05:18.380 Like the gun laws don't affect the law abiding citizens.

01:05:21.340 It's like this park shit.

01:05:22.660 It's like that's not affecting the people who want to go to the park with their kids.

01:05:25.240 Well, the city of Kirkwood kept their shit open.

01:05:26.900 Yeah, exactly.

01:05:27.500 You know what I mean?

01:05:28.040 Exactly.

01:05:28.540 I think it was South Dakota that kept theirs open to the entire time.

01:05:31.880 South Dakota or North Dakota.

01:05:33.340 Oh, by the way, Sal, what's happening?

01:05:35.020 Hey, right now.

01:05:36.160 Let's pull that up.

01:05:37.040 Haiti going back to work.

01:05:38.160 OK.

01:05:39.580 They don't have very good conditions down there.

01:05:42.280 They don't.

01:05:43.060 But how many people are dying there right now?

01:05:44.820 I looked this morning.

01:05:46.280 It was one of those things I was watching on cardio.

01:05:48.060 It's very minimal.

01:05:49.060 DJ, I don't know if you can.

01:05:49.940 Yeah, but do we know?

01:05:50.960 Do we don't know?

01:05:51.960 We're not going to know the actual Corona death rate in Haiti because.

01:05:57.000 They don't have the fucking medical facilities to measure them.

01:06:00.600 So what are they doing?

01:06:02.320 I don't have a clue, but I can tell you that, you know, having a job is so precious to them

01:06:06.900 in their local economy, you know, in manufacturing that it's so crucial.

01:06:10.340 Like not everybody.

01:06:11.300 I mean, very little people have jobs in Haiti.

01:06:14.240 So but it's so crucial to those that do that.

01:06:16.740 They went back to work.

01:06:17.460 I mean, they got I'm just saying and they're like, hey, man, we got to go back.

01:06:19.680 I don't have any reporting at all.

01:06:21.100 So maybe that's a good maybe that's a good place to look for how deadly this shit actually

01:06:27.140 is.

01:06:27.660 Well, I think are they stacking bodies right now?

01:06:29.540 Because I'm going to tell you right now, nobody in Haiti is doing social distancing.

01:06:33.780 You can't fucking do it.

01:06:34.620 It's not even possible.

01:06:35.500 Yeah.

01:06:35.720 Not only that.

01:06:36.260 I mean, you got to think here's another thing.

01:06:37.320 Like they don't have TVs for those of you who are listening for the first time, we are

01:06:42.120 companies are in South particularly is very active in philanthropy programs to Haiti.

01:06:51.560 It's one of our biggest causes here that we support every year.

01:06:54.060 It's called 30 for the kids.

01:06:55.480 And what we do is we create fundraising drives to then help build churches and schools and

01:07:04.640 necessities in Haiti.

01:07:05.720 And I say we, but really, it's Sal.

01:07:08.640 Sal does all this.

01:07:09.680 And a couple of the guys here will and Aaron and a couple of other guys.

01:07:14.000 But it's a huge fucking it's in our ecosystem of first form and S2.

01:07:20.160 It's a big driver.

01:07:21.180 It's a big charity push every year.

01:07:23.180 Yeah.

01:07:23.360 I mean, listen, I'll plug 30 for the kids.

01:07:25.320 30 for the kids is a great thing.

01:07:26.520 We support 47 kids and an entire community down in Haiti.

01:07:29.560 And it's a compound.

01:07:30.560 If you will explain the third what the 30 for the kids means.

01:07:33.020 So we started 30 for the kids as we believe in good business decisions.

01:07:37.020 Everybody wins.

01:07:38.140 You know, so 30 for the kids is, you know, hey, if you're looking for a company initiative

01:07:42.680 or a personal initiative to get healthy, it's 30 bucks.

01:07:45.780 You sign up.

01:07:46.360 So it's 30 days, $30.

01:07:47.980 And so for 30 days, you do 30 minutes of fitness.

01:07:50.980 So it's 30 minutes for the kids, 30 days for the kids, however you want to interpret it.

01:07:54.080 But you pay 30 bucks and it's on the honor system.

01:07:57.640 You can do one of five workouts and you do one of the five workouts, all of which can

01:08:01.520 be done at home.

01:08:02.720 And if you don't do it, you pay a $5 penalty.

01:08:05.960 But if you complete the entire 30 for the kids, you donate $30.

01:08:09.240 100% of the proceeds makes it to the kids.

01:08:11.480 But to keep you accountable, whether you did the work in that day, like, hey, you've got

01:08:15.560 to pay five bucks to the kids if you missed.

01:08:17.240 Yeah.

01:08:17.380 And so through that, we've generated a lot of good money for them.

01:08:19.700 Oh, man, we've been the number one sponsor for that little community.

01:08:23.760 And it's awesome because, you know, it makes you, it's a win-win for everybody.

01:08:28.380 It's a win for the community, meaning the local community in Haiti.

01:08:31.600 We're doing, we've supported those kids and the families and the community with church

01:08:36.020 and education and Bible study and medical attention to help support the hospital.

01:08:39.880 We win.

01:08:40.960 Yeah, typically what we do is we match whatever's raised.

01:08:44.520 Correct.

01:08:45.120 So.

01:08:45.540 But the customer wins, meaning because you're getting in shape and you got a reason to get

01:08:48.880 in shape, especially now, you know, like we should start one in May.

01:08:51.800 It'd be a great time.

01:08:52.980 And, you know, when you look at, everybody wins in that situation and it's, it's a, it's

01:08:57.680 for a good cause.

01:08:58.420 And when you look at.

01:08:59.260 You sound like Trump a little bit right there.

01:09:00.480 It's going to be a great time.

01:09:01.480 It's going to be a great time.

01:09:02.380 Very, very great time.

01:09:03.220 Very, very great time.

01:09:04.020 There's no better 30 for 30.

01:09:05.680 30 for the kids.

01:09:07.280 China.

01:09:08.040 Haiti.

01:09:09.280 No, but I mean, listen, you know, they don't have media.

01:09:13.120 It's a very, very, very good cause.

01:09:14.840 Very, very good cause.

01:09:15.640 Very good.

01:09:16.020 But you got to think, they don't.

01:09:16.900 It's a beautiful cause.

01:09:17.680 They don't have any outside influence.

01:09:19.120 They don't have Fox news.

01:09:19.920 They don't have CNN.

01:09:20.440 And the only option they do have is go to work.

01:09:22.040 Yeah.

01:09:22.540 For the ones that get to go to work.

01:09:23.540 Yeah.

01:09:23.560 So what's their death rate?

01:09:24.720 It's little.

01:09:25.200 Well, dude, right now there's only been like three confirmed cases.

01:09:28.200 Let me pull up the actual one.

01:09:29.560 You're going to have to look at their actual death rate, like in general, because they

01:09:33.620 have no, they have no fucking systems down there.

01:09:36.940 I'm going to be honest with you right now.

01:09:37.960 If coronavirus is going through Haiti, there's, there's little to zero way to track it.

01:09:42.820 No.

01:09:43.040 And there's little to zero way to treat it.

01:09:44.520 So you have to look at their whole death rate.

01:09:45.940 No, correct.

01:09:46.380 Like are hundreds of people dying in, or tens of thousands of people dying in Haiti right

01:09:50.920 now or not?

01:09:51.720 Well, I'm going to tell you right now, you couldn't.

01:09:53.140 They die anyway, but I'm saying extra people.

01:09:55.340 I'm with you.

01:09:55.820 But I mean, if coronavirus were to make its way through Haiti and it was truly due to

01:10:00.480 non-social distancing, it would be a massacre.

01:10:03.280 Yeah.

01:10:03.640 It would be, if it is what they say it is, it would completely devastate that whole fucking

01:10:08.120 country.

01:10:08.580 Yeah.

01:10:08.760 It was, uh, it was one of the happening.

01:10:11.080 I don't know because I, well, I'm just, no, I'm not, I'm asking it.

01:10:14.380 I'm asking rhetorical questions.

01:10:15.980 No, I understand.

01:10:16.880 But that's the article that I read and I pass it on to you.

01:10:19.900 It was the one that like, fuck man.

01:10:22.400 It made, it just makes you, you know, it makes you think I don't care about that community.

01:10:25.700 So it's, it's very, very, and then so it's, but it's become interwoven into our company.

01:10:30.560 Yeah.

01:10:31.000 But, but it, it's, it's scared me.

01:10:34.220 And then it makes you think how outside, how outside influence though pushes your, your

01:10:39.840 brain.

01:10:40.280 You know what I mean?

01:10:40.620 What happens if it's nothing, you know?

01:10:42.000 And I, so I pray, that's what I pray for.

01:10:43.660 That's what I want to have it be.

01:10:44.720 And I don't know what it is.

01:10:45.860 That's the, that's the truth.

01:10:47.140 Yeah.

01:10:48.280 Well, dude, look, man.

01:10:50.040 Um, look, I don't think there's anybody out there listening.

01:10:55.680 It doesn't think we need some fucking major changes to what's going on.

01:10:58.580 I think a lot of good changes are coming.

01:10:59.940 Like we talked about on the show.

01:11:01.480 I think we're going to see a lot of American manufacturing and see we're going to have

01:11:04.200 American spirit is going to go high.

01:11:06.360 Uh, I think the narrative is going to change from what's cool.

01:11:09.380 Like forever right now, it's been real cool to be fucking ultra liberal.

01:11:13.120 I think we're going to see it become real cool to be pro America period, regardless of

01:11:19.120 what, you know, and I think we're going to see people moving away from these causes and

01:11:26.120 these mob mentalities and these movements that really don't mean a fucking thing.

01:11:30.420 You know, I, I've been, I've been anti, uh, the body positivity fucking movement, which,

01:11:36.800 you know, dude, when I say that, I want to say it with an asterisk.

01:11:42.360 Um, you, I don't care if you're perfect with six pack abs.

01:11:47.880 I don't care what you look like, but trying to justify you being 200 pounds overweight as

01:11:54.680 some sort of fucking movement is dangerous.

01:11:57.400 And right now we're seeing it, why it's dangerous.

01:12:00.520 Who's the number one category affected by this obese.

01:12:04.100 So is it still fucking cool to like be 400 fucking pounds in your underwear?

01:12:10.060 No, it's not.

01:12:11.280 It's not fucking cool.

01:12:12.620 It's negligent.

01:12:13.420 And people are finally seeing it for what it is, which is fucking irresponsible to even

01:12:17.800 put that shit out there.

01:12:19.480 It's irresponsible and dangerous.

01:12:22.320 And I don't care if you're 30 pounds overweight and you feel like you're okay.

01:12:28.620 Look like that.

01:12:29.400 Like, dude, I don't, I don't walk around a fucking 10% body fat, but I'm healthy.

01:12:34.520 You know what I'm saying?

01:12:35.480 Like, dude, I might have a little fucking, I might not have perfect abs, but I keep myself

01:12:40.300 in shape and I take my fucking vitamins and I do what I need to do to stay healthy.

01:12:45.160 Like you cannot be healthy and be a hundred pounds overweight.

01:12:47.820 It's fucking impossible.

01:12:49.400 Can't do it.

01:12:50.280 And all these people are claiming it.

01:12:52.200 And as this cool, we're going to see all that shit fucking change.

01:12:56.840 I'm not talking about just that one.

01:12:58.240 I'm talking about all of them.

01:12:59.940 Yeah.

01:13:00.520 All the other movements that are unfair to actual people that we've just kind of kept our

01:13:05.800 mouth shut.

01:13:06.840 You know what I'm saying?

01:13:07.520 That shit's changing.

01:13:08.280 And I like that.

01:13:09.920 I'm glad people are waking up to reality, which is the perfect topic for this show.

01:13:16.100 This is called real as fuck.

01:13:18.740 All right.

01:13:20.540 The reality is, um, you don't get to have it your fucking way and have it work.

01:13:26.420 And I think people are starting to see that we have do this PC thing.

01:13:30.900 That's literally causing these local mayors to be so fucking fearful of saying the truth

01:13:37.280 because they're afraid it's going to cost them is actually going to blow up in their

01:13:41.400 fucking faces because they're not in tune with how fast it's switched.

01:13:45.880 It's already switched.

01:13:47.460 No one gives a fuck about your fucking cause right now.

01:13:50.400 No one cares.

01:13:51.720 You're, you're, you're complaining about this or that or this, and then go fucking change

01:13:55.380 it, but throwing a tantrum and running a hashtag and, and blowing people up on online.

01:14:02.160 That shit isn't cool anymore.

01:14:03.900 It's not cool anymore.

01:14:05.060 What's going to be cool is doing the fucking right thing for all people, not just your special

01:14:09.860 little fucking cause.

01:14:11.020 And guess what?

01:14:11.820 We need to do the right thing.

01:14:13.160 We need fucking money.

01:14:14.640 We need jobs.

01:14:15.920 We need an economy.

01:14:17.020 And everybody's got a real good taste of what socialism really fucking looks like now,

01:14:21.400 because now they've had to depend on the government to fucking get a check.

01:14:25.160 And a lot of people still don't fucking have, this is why all you motherfuckers out there

01:14:30.080 to think socialism is a good idea.

01:14:32.100 It's not, it's fucking terrible.

01:14:34.380 And if you, if you were old enough to remember what it was like in communist Russia back in

01:14:40.640 the fucking eighties where people had to wait in line for 10 hours to get a loaf of fucking

01:14:45.080 bread, you might stop to reconsider your fucking ridiculous viewpoint that the world is run

01:14:52.540 by economies.

01:14:53.780 The most powerful people in the world, the ones that have the strongest economy, the people

01:14:58.340 who have the best economy have the best jobs.

01:15:00.660 When you have the best jobs, you have more freedom because you're able to fucking make

01:15:04.860 money to choose what the fuck you want to do.

01:15:06.940 And people can't understand this concept.

01:15:09.120 When you're told to stay at home and wait for your check, people are understanding right now.

01:15:13.900 Well, holy fuck, dude, there really ain't a lot we can do then.

01:15:16.100 We're not really free.

01:15:17.180 We can't even leave our fuck.

01:15:18.360 That's socialism motherfuckers.

01:15:20.120 And you're too stupid to fucking get it.

01:15:22.980 I'm sick of this argument.

01:15:25.060 We have a bunch of fucking people who could barely hold a fucking job and who don't even want

01:15:29.840 to have a job trying to dictate what's politically correct through our society.

01:15:33.920 Fuck you.

01:15:35.340 I'm tired of that shit.

01:15:37.040 I'm speaking my mind.

01:15:38.400 If you don't like it, eat shit.

01:15:40.620 Go listen to someone else who's all fluffy and syrupy and sweet for you.

01:15:45.260 Okay?

01:15:45.860 That ain't me.

01:15:46.880 And that ain't what the world fucking needs as a leader either.

01:15:49.580 Like, dude, a lot of people attacking Trump and saying he's such an arrogant asshole.

01:15:54.220 No, he's not.

01:15:55.260 He's actually up there saying the fucking truth.

01:15:57.480 And you motherfuckers are too, you're holding on to your beliefs that your fucking popular

01:16:02.920 friend from high school on social media posts as you think that that's the truth.

01:16:08.580 Well, let me ask you something.

01:16:10.040 What is that person who's telling you to believe these things actually accomplished in their

01:16:15.620 life?

01:16:17.160 That's a question people should be asking right now.

01:16:19.640 Where did I come up with these beliefs?

01:16:22.100 Who did I get them from?

01:16:23.480 Why do I still believe them?

01:16:25.040 And what is the actual truth?

01:16:27.560 Because right now we're going through a cultural revolution and I fucking love it.

01:16:31.760 Well, the shitty thing is, is we don't even know the fucking truth because they won't

01:16:34.220 fucking tell it.

01:16:34.980 Yeah, but the truth sure is fucking what they've been saying.

01:16:37.060 Oh, no, no, no.

01:16:37.660 I know.

01:16:37.980 But I, I'm excited.

01:16:39.880 I'm excited to see what it is.

01:16:41.940 You know what I'm saying?

01:16:42.520 Because next time this happens, then we have real fucking facts.

01:16:45.920 Yeah.

01:16:46.340 Then they can't shove it down our fucking throat.

01:16:47.860 No shit.

01:16:48.100 And then we can really tell them to fuck off.

01:16:49.480 Well, you know what?

01:16:50.500 But we said it when it started and we said it now and when we continue to fucking say

01:16:55.860 it, where's the money, follow the fucking money.

01:16:59.280 And people have this, you know, people have this misunderstanding of what the elite is because

01:17:04.460 the ultra liberal media fucking paints the elite differently.

01:17:08.260 They will make you believe that people like myself are the elite.

01:17:13.640 They will make you believe that people that drive nice cars and live in a nice home are

01:17:17.580 the elite.

01:17:18.220 No motherfucker.

01:17:19.620 The elite is the 10 to 12 motherfuckers that run shit.

01:17:23.740 You don't think that's a conspiracy theory because, or you think it is because it sounds

01:17:27.800 crazy.

01:17:28.340 No, it's the truth.

01:17:29.700 There's, there's about fucking 15 people that control most of the wealth in the world.

01:17:35.100 Hmm.

01:17:35.980 That's fucking weird.

01:17:37.100 Isn't it?

01:17:37.320 That's a clue.

01:17:37.840 Isn't that weird that those same people own all the medias?

01:17:42.040 Hmm.

01:17:42.920 Isn't that weird that those same people are the ones that don't pay the fucking tax?

01:17:47.320 You know, when people like these, these liberals got it wrong, dude, they think that like when

01:17:51.440 they say pay their fair share, they think they're talking about companies like us.

01:17:55.060 No, they're not.

01:17:56.320 We're the right wing people.

01:17:58.320 When they say the left wing people, just to be clear, we pay a lot of fucking taxes.

01:18:02.860 A fucking fuck ton.

01:18:04.020 A lot.

01:18:04.420 And so dude, and you know what?

01:18:07.640 You know, you, people are going to reach out and they're going to say, I'm going to stop

01:18:11.540 you right there before you even reach out to me.

01:18:13.500 Don't reach out to me and say, hell, fucking could save you all kinds of money on your

01:18:17.400 tax.

01:18:17.760 No motherfucker.

01:18:19.040 That's the point.

01:18:19.920 I want to pay the fucking tax.

01:18:21.720 Exactly.

01:18:22.800 Exactly.

01:18:23.720 Exactly.

01:18:24.220 They don't get it.

01:18:25.300 Like, dude, we have a problem in this country because everybody's looking out for them fucking

01:18:29.220 themselves all the time, you know, dude, the fact that we have big giant corporations that

01:18:35.600 control nearly all the fucking commerce in this country is fucking wrong.

01:18:39.580 That's not a capitalist society anymore.

01:18:42.220 All right.

01:18:42.980 So when you far left people say, oh, we just want the rich to pay their share.

01:18:47.440 Realize who the fuck you should be talking about.

01:18:50.000 You're not talking about me.

01:18:51.420 You're not talking about companies of my size.

01:18:54.040 You're not talking about 300 to $500 million companies.

01:18:58.340 You're talking about the companies that you fucking use every fucking day.

01:19:03.860 The Amazons, the fucking Netflixes, the Microsofts, all these companies and do Netflix.

01:19:10.000 I don't know.

01:19:10.460 I could just, I'm just saying there.

01:19:13.060 I don't know enough about them to say they're guilty of this or not.

01:19:15.280 They could pay all their tax.

01:19:16.380 I don't fucking know.

01:19:17.060 My point is it's the companies that our people utilize every fucking day that are the companies

01:19:24.100 that should be paying the fucking shares.

01:19:26.100 Pretty soon, pretty soon we'll be getting our monthly rations delivered via Amazon.

01:19:30.160 No shit.

01:19:30.720 The government will be paying them to fucking give us our loaves of bread.

01:19:33.740 Sal, that's true.

01:19:34.460 I know.

01:19:35.200 That's not a fucking joke.

01:19:36.120 I'm with you.

01:19:36.700 That's like, they're going to start the welfare program and it's going to be funded through

01:19:39.180 Bezos.

01:19:39.720 That's right.

01:19:40.200 And he's going to, oh, he's going to, oh, we're delivering welfare.

01:19:42.720 And it's going to be like his way of getting tapped in.

01:19:44.960 That's not, people are going to say that's fucking capitalism.

01:19:47.960 It's not.

01:19:48.340 It's socialism.

01:19:49.200 That's what happens.

01:19:50.060 Netflix is in the same boat as Amazon.

01:19:51.560 Are they?

01:19:51.960 Less than 1%.

01:19:52.720 Okay.

01:19:53.340 Less than 1%.

01:19:53.920 All right.

01:19:54.560 So you guys.

01:19:55.540 On a digital streaming service.

01:19:56.760 That's pure profit.

01:19:58.200 Pure fucking profit.

01:19:59.940 At least whenever they deliver fucking CDs.

01:20:03.320 There's a product.

01:20:04.120 Not only is there a product, but there's jobs associated to it in the grand scheme of things.

01:20:07.920 If they scaled their business, they had to hire more people because they had to pack more orders.

01:20:10.580 Let's click on that link.

01:20:14.960 60 of America's biggest company paid no federal income tax.

01:20:19.180 Where's the list?

01:20:21.660 They got a fucking list here.

01:20:23.460 Right.

01:20:24.560 No, motherfuckers didn't even list them out.

01:20:26.640 That's because it's probably some type of click bait.

01:20:29.900 Well, maybe, but it's also, it's also probably true.

01:20:33.160 Yeah, no, no.

01:20:33.900 I can't say it's behind me, so I can't.

01:20:36.220 But the point is, the point is like, dude, I'm not saying click bait is true.

01:20:40.520 I'm saying I know because I know enough about business to know what I'm talking about in terms of paying tax at that level.

01:20:47.720 You know, dude, it's not right.

01:20:49.280 And people don't even talk about it.

01:20:50.900 And you know why they don't talk about a sale?

01:20:53.240 Because those are their buddies.

01:20:54.740 Yeah, well, you can't expose your buddies.

01:20:56.780 How are you going to fucking tell on the people that are doing this when they own your job?

01:21:03.840 Like, they own the fucking media.

01:21:05.860 So, how is a guy from the Washington Post supposed to write a story about how Amazon don't pay no tax when fucking Amazon owns the media?

01:21:14.700 And that goes for all the fucking, that's not just me picking on Amazon.

01:21:18.040 I fucking still use Amazon.

01:21:19.460 There's all kinds of shit I get from Amazon.

01:21:20.740 But the shit that I can't get from Amazon, or that I can't get, like, locally, that's when I shop at Amazon.

01:21:27.220 I'm making a progressive push in my household to move, at least from Amazon to Walmart.

01:21:32.000 Yeah, well.

01:21:33.240 I'm moving from Amazon to Walmart because I at least believe that Walmart, one, is an American-based company.

01:21:37.160 And if you don't believe me, they use fucking, they still sell Velcro white shoes and fucking camouflage tank tops.

01:21:42.920 It's as fucking American as it gets.

01:21:45.500 Two, they got local, we have a local presence.

01:21:47.800 You know what I'm saying?

01:21:48.120 So, I'm going to make, I make a conscious push to shop as much local as I can.

01:21:52.080 I always try to choose a local restaurant as much as I can.

01:21:54.760 I agree with that.

01:21:55.580 We're spawned from, I mean, people look, because, you know, people say, oh, you're fucking, you're on the internet.

01:22:01.020 You know, we are a small business.

01:22:03.080 Yeah.

01:22:03.340 You know, we operate as a small business.

01:22:04.720 We try to create as many jobs.

01:22:05.900 Dude, we are as, we try to do as much shit for our-

01:22:08.140 We're not a fucking multi-billion dollar international fucking operation.

01:22:11.400 We're a couple fucking Hoosiers that don't know what they're doing for the most part, but we try to be good.

01:22:15.200 Speak for yourself, motherfucker.

01:22:16.260 I know what I'm doing.

01:22:16.940 Wait, go ahead.

01:22:19.520 What do you know what you're doing?

01:22:20.780 I know what you do, too.

01:22:21.840 You come in, you sit at Chris's office, and you talk about the coronavirus.

01:22:26.100 Yeah, and then I come in and fix all your fucking problems.

01:22:28.780 Like what?

01:22:29.880 That's right.

01:22:30.580 No, we're proud Hoosiers.

01:22:31.600 Most people don't know what a Hoosier is, though.

01:22:33.140 Explain the Hoosier thing.

01:22:34.260 Hoosier in Missouri is not, like in Indiana, it's a pride thing.

01:22:37.880 In Missouri, it's like-

01:22:39.140 It's like saying redneck everywhere else.

01:22:40.820 Correct.

01:22:41.160 It's a redneck.

01:22:41.880 Like it's a blue collar fucking-

01:22:43.580 And we're from a part of town.

01:22:44.520 Country motherfucker.

01:22:45.260 And that's what we are.

01:22:47.120 No, dude, we are that.

01:22:48.780 That's okay, and I'm okay with it.

01:22:49.940 Me too.

01:22:50.380 I love it.

01:22:50.960 Big old-

01:22:51.560 I got a big old jacked up diesel fucking rig that rolls coal.

01:22:54.820 DJ was talking about getting a Confederate flag.

01:22:57.880 That we're talking.

01:22:59.120 No, but I mean, you know, we're from-

01:23:00.840 We're from a-

01:23:01.780 I think Paul's there, yeah.

01:23:04.220 Hey guys, just so you guys know, I'm black.

01:23:06.320 DJ fucking looks at his water bottle.

01:23:10.000 Oh my God.

01:23:13.040 Oh, fuck, man.

01:23:14.360 I had no idea.

01:23:15.380 Dude, we're from a part of town that's called South County.

01:23:17.620 We're South County Hoosiers.

01:23:19.420 For you motherfuckers that don't get the joke, that's a joke.

01:23:23.060 I actually live-

01:23:24.000 I live on the fucking property that was owned by Ulysses S. Grant, the 18th president of the United States,

01:23:30.200 who pretty much invented the idea of not having slaves, just so you know.

01:23:34.400 Came from a party called the Radical Republicans, just so you know.

01:23:38.540 Did more for civil rights in America than pretty much any other president, just so you know.

01:23:42.400 I live where he lived.

01:23:43.840 The Radicals.

01:23:44.600 Yeah.

01:23:45.280 So before you-

01:23:46.640 Just think, the Radicals, they were crazy back then for doing that.

01:23:48.720 Yeah, I know.

01:23:49.220 The Radicals.

01:23:49.760 I know.

01:23:50.180 Dude, I didn't know you could have a negative tax rate.

01:23:53.260 Yeah, well, that's how Amazon works it.

01:23:55.860 They get in, they get 10-year tax abatements in these distribution centers.

01:23:58.740 And they get 10 years.

01:24:00.220 And then they get government funding to do this shit.

01:24:01.660 Then they get government funding to go in and create the jobs.

01:24:03.640 And after 10 years, guess what they do?

01:24:05.320 He gone.

01:24:06.460 There's a big-

01:24:07.320 That's Activision or whatever?

01:24:08.940 Yeah.

01:24:09.240 I got a good stock.

01:24:10.600 And they do.

01:24:12.280 Yeah, I bet they do.

01:24:13.140 Yeah.

01:24:13.380 It's done well.

01:24:13.840 Negative 51%.

01:24:14.580 It's done well, buddy.

01:24:15.760 The-

01:24:16.640 Well, listen.

01:24:18.100 The-

01:24:18.780 How can you have this?

01:24:21.660 Activision.

01:24:22.660 Fucking Alaska Air.

01:24:24.800 Amazon.

01:24:25.580 Ameren.

01:24:26.500 Am-

01:24:26.780 What does that say?

01:24:27.640 Amtrak?

01:24:28.740 Aramark.

01:24:29.220 Aramark.

01:24:30.040 Chevron.

01:24:32.220 Dude.

01:24:33.120 Delta.

01:24:34.740 Eli Lilly.

01:24:36.360 General Motors.

01:24:39.720 Goodyear.

01:24:41.060 All these people.

01:24:42.380 Netflix.

01:24:43.440 All these motherfucking people.

01:24:45.720 Those are the people that should be paying their share.

01:24:48.560 You guys don't get it.

01:24:50.200 You don't get what pay your share even fucking means.

01:24:52.920 That's the truth.

01:24:54.920 That's the truth.

01:24:55.520 Negative tax rates.

01:24:56.080 What do you think, Sal?

01:24:59.480 Let's close the show.

01:25:00.360 I got pissed.

01:25:01.020 I can save you some money on your car insurance if you give me 15 minutes.

01:25:03.780 I keep thinking about all the guys that are going to call us trying to say, hey, you

01:25:06.980 know we can help distribute your tax dollars and fucking push it.

01:25:09.460 And I'm like, oh, fuck.

01:25:11.100 I'm literally-

01:25:11.860 Dude, I'm LinkedIn out from the standpoint of-

01:25:13.500 I know.

01:25:13.760 You feel bad for even saying what you said now.

01:25:15.780 What's that?

01:25:16.200 You're going to get harassed by these motherfuckers.

01:25:17.700 Oh, my God, man.

01:25:18.640 I mean, these guys, they will fucking-

01:25:20.100 I mean, I'm literally-

01:25:20.900 Dude, I try to explain this to people who are like financial advisors and they try to

01:25:25.080 tax shelter you.

01:25:26.920 I'm like, hey, you're not understanding what I'm saying.

01:25:29.720 I like to pay tax.

01:25:30.920 Right.

01:25:31.720 And they're like, what do you mean?

01:25:33.260 And I'm like, I fucking like paying taxes because I believe in America.

01:25:38.960 I don't-

01:25:39.980 So you don't want to-

01:25:40.520 It doesn't make sense, Andy.

01:25:41.380 You don't want to get this money.

01:25:42.680 This is your money.

01:25:43.480 You don't want to get it?

01:25:44.140 Like, they can't understand what the fuck I'm talking about.

01:25:48.760 Dude, why can't we make this country proud of paying their motherfucking tax?

01:25:52.320 Well, it's just kind of a-

01:25:53.080 It should be a badge of honor to some degree.

01:25:54.560 You know what I'm saying?

01:25:55.360 Like, hey-

01:25:55.760 And you know what?

01:25:56.780 If everybody paid their tax, and I know this is a hard concept to understand, but if

01:26:01.800 the companies that I just mentioned who you guys fucking, you know, I don't know what

01:26:06.400 the fuck you think, but if they all paid their tax, guess what happened to your tax

01:26:09.760 rate?

01:26:10.800 It would go down.

01:26:11.280 You'd have to pay less.

01:26:12.280 It would go down.

01:26:12.700 We'd all be paying our share.

01:26:14.580 This is not a hard thing.

01:26:15.640 It just doesn't-

01:26:16.060 You know why it doesn't get discussed?

01:26:17.580 Because of what we said about the lobbies.

01:26:19.740 Because lobbyists pay them to keep it on and down low.

01:26:21.920 Could you imagine us, like all of us, we're the elite dudes?

01:26:25.420 Hey, Sal.

01:26:28.560 Look, dude, I'm going to need you to start paying tax.

01:26:32.640 No.

01:26:33.780 Well, come on, bro.

01:26:34.520 It's for the good of country, man.

01:26:36.800 No.

01:26:37.620 That's what's going on.

01:26:38.560 No, I know.

01:26:38.880 That's exactly what the conversation is.

01:26:41.700 All right, so look-

01:26:42.360 You can't do that to me, man.

01:26:43.400 Yeah.

01:26:43.640 Right.

01:26:44.380 Man, I got to buy another plane.

01:26:45.880 Yeah, that's right.

01:26:47.100 I got four more gold streams I need to buy this year.

01:26:49.300 Dude, I got to play battle dicks, man.

01:26:50.780 How are you?

01:26:53.160 Dude, what the fuck?

01:26:54.680 How am I going to afford that now?

01:26:55.740 Like, how the fuck is this not-

01:26:57.520 Like, dude.

01:27:00.660 Hey, man.

01:27:01.740 Listen.

01:27:02.080 Motherfuckers elect me to be president.

01:27:03.480 I'll fucking fix this shit.

01:27:05.420 I will.

01:27:07.820 Damn, dude.

01:27:08.340 That's awkward silence.

01:27:09.260 What the fuck are you guys looking at?

01:27:10.220 No, what I'm thinking about is all the fucking decisions I got to make.

01:27:13.340 I'm going to fucking be out there.

01:27:14.500 Now, fuck, I got to run first form and be president.

01:27:17.900 What the fuck?

01:27:19.300 I can't build the next headquarters if I got to be running quarantine, bro.

01:27:22.620 Motherfucker, shut the fuck up.

01:27:25.120 Hand me out there.

01:27:25.720 I got to do a news thing.

01:27:27.800 Dude, what do you want?

01:27:29.740 Dude, I can't help it that people want to see my fucking sexy face more than yours.

01:27:33.660 I don't know that that's true.

01:27:34.560 We should pull that.

01:27:35.760 We should pull-

01:27:36.420 Well, you probably-

01:27:37.260 You had the better face.

01:27:38.180 I'll give you that.

01:27:38.940 Who would be vice president?

01:27:40.440 What?

01:27:40.780 Out of us?

01:27:41.660 No, who would be your vice president?

01:27:42.980 Who would be my vice president?

01:27:45.300 Shit.

01:27:46.100 No, not you, Madat.

01:27:48.340 Madat, I think you could do a good job of something, though.

01:27:50.420 You'd have to do DJ.

01:27:51.480 DJ would be a good VP.

01:27:52.460 No, no, no, no, dude.

01:27:53.120 That'd be too-

01:27:53.620 No, you ain't got no trigger in you, huh?

01:27:55.080 No, that'd be too controversial.

01:27:55.700 You ain't got no trigger in you?

01:27:58.040 I told him I'd have to be his press secretary or something.

01:28:00.780 You know, I want the hate now.

01:28:01.440 Hey, she does a great job.

01:28:02.660 I've been watching a lot of her-

01:28:03.640 They got that new one, right?

01:28:04.740 The press secretary?

01:28:05.460 She's a female.

01:28:06.180 Yeah, the new-

01:28:06.620 She's new, though, right?

01:28:07.100 She's stud.

01:28:07.720 Yeah.

01:28:08.020 She stands the ground.

01:28:08.680 I like that.

01:28:09.420 Wait, is she the younger one?

01:28:11.580 Yeah, she's Burnett.

01:28:12.400 Yeah, I think she's new.

01:28:13.360 Yeah, I have no idea.

01:28:15.060 No, that's the new one there.

01:28:16.380 I can't see.

01:28:16.980 It's behind me.

01:28:17.680 Kaylee-

01:28:18.240 Turn the fuck around.

01:28:19.220 Yeah.

01:28:24.480 So you guys are probably sitting there wondering, like, what Sal's talking about.

01:28:27.980 These are the kind of problems I got to solve for them.

01:28:29.960 Like, hey, there's the fucking TV.

01:28:31.600 Right behind you, bro.

01:28:32.140 I can't-

01:28:32.660 I mean, you're like the new one.

01:28:34.280 I don't fucking know.

01:28:35.200 She's new.

01:28:35.840 She's old.

01:28:36.620 I just know she's Burnett, and she's sharp.

01:28:38.220 You know that seat-

01:28:38.820 What's that fucking-

01:28:39.900 You're wrong about that, by the way.

01:28:40.540 Her birthday's tomorrow.

01:28:41.540 Because she's blonde.

01:28:42.640 But, dude, what-

01:28:45.080 You know, what's that-

01:28:45.960 They already fired her.

01:28:46.860 What's that movie with Gerard Butler and Jamie Foxx?

01:28:51.380 Law-abiding citizen?

01:28:52.560 Oh, yeah.

01:28:53.060 The best part of that movie, dude.

01:28:54.140 Oh, yeah.

01:28:54.340 The best part of that movie was when they're sitting there at the interrogation table, and

01:28:58.840 fucking Gerard Butler's sitting there, and the assistant cop prosecutor guy, Gerard Butler

01:29:06.480 goes, yeah, well, I want a new bed.

01:29:08.100 And the guy goes, well, the beds are bolted to the floor.

01:29:11.180 And he goes, that's what they make wrenches for, dumbass.

01:29:13.700 Yeah.

01:29:14.060 Like, dude, that's my favorite fucking line of that movie.

01:29:16.500 The favorite-

01:29:17.320 I feel like that's my life.

01:29:18.720 Like, that's my whole life.

01:29:19.560 The best scene in that movie is when she opens the cell phone, man.

01:29:23.680 Oh, and it blows her head up?

01:29:24.460 I remember seeing it in theater and scared the fuck out of me.

01:29:27.540 Bro, you know what?

01:29:29.360 I was kind of happy when she got it, though.

01:29:31.180 Like, that lady was not nice.

01:29:32.920 What movie are you watching this weekend?

01:29:35.600 Ooh, I don't know, man.

01:29:36.700 Have you guys seen Contagion?

01:29:37.720 Did you watch that yet?

01:29:38.460 Yeah, I watched that like years ago.

01:29:39.680 Oh, man, I watched it for the first time.

01:29:41.300 Dude, you know what's funny is in Netflix, now that we dogged on them, we still use their

01:29:44.920 shit.

01:29:45.960 But, dude, in Netflix, the fucking-

01:29:49.560 Like, all the fucking-

01:29:50.680 I saw Outbreaks in the top, Contagions in the top.

01:29:53.940 Like, all the fucking crazy movies are at the top right now.

01:29:56.960 All right, let's go Stock Tip.

01:29:58.420 That's what I'll leave you on.

01:29:59.540 Hold on.

01:30:00.380 Stock Tip?

01:30:01.240 Yeah.

01:30:01.420 I don't know that.

01:30:01.800 All right, I got to make something up.

01:30:03.080 That sounds sexual, too.

01:30:03.640 No, you don't have to.

01:30:04.320 You can analyze this.

01:30:05.380 No, that's just called The Tip.

01:30:06.840 I love it.

01:30:07.380 That's a game.

01:30:08.640 Fuck it.

01:30:09.540 He wants to get in Battledix so bad.

01:30:11.800 I want to what?

01:30:12.560 You want to get in Battledix so bad.

01:30:14.160 You want to know.

01:30:14.780 It's killing you, isn't it?

01:30:15.460 No, listen.

01:30:16.240 No matter what happens, the idea will have to come through me, and I'll have to figure

01:30:19.480 out how to make it work.

01:30:20.500 So, I've learned one thing.

01:30:22.940 Ideas are just ideas, but when you're the fucking magic man, you fucking make it work.

01:30:27.160 Right.

01:30:27.680 You give me a little shit sandwich, I'll figure out how to put it on the platter, son.

01:30:30.740 No, dude, listen.

01:30:33.100 She's kind of cute, too, though.

01:30:34.620 I can't see.

01:30:36.300 I turn around.

01:30:37.240 She's smart, too, dude.

01:30:38.220 She's fucking Harvard.

01:30:39.520 That's not the one I'm talking about.

01:30:41.120 That's the new one right now.

01:30:42.300 Her birthday's today.

01:30:43.340 April 18th?

01:30:43.440 Her birthday's tomorrow.

01:30:44.220 Tomorrow.

01:30:44.440 She'll be 32.

01:30:45.900 Well, I will tell you, that's not the press secretary lady that I was talking about.

01:30:49.060 She's Burnett.

01:30:49.860 Are we back on?

01:30:50.800 Are we back on?

01:30:51.820 All right.

01:30:52.540 We had to pause for a minute and have a man conversation.

01:30:54.900 Right.

01:30:57.040 Question, did you wash your hands before you feed?

01:30:58.500 You probably didn't, because you're not used to handling that fine stuff.

01:31:00.960 You know what?

01:31:02.780 No, I'm used to handling the whole cow, man.

01:31:04.940 She gets messy.

01:31:07.400 Probably are.

01:31:08.020 Elbow deep, dog.

01:31:08.980 That's right.

01:31:10.380 It's a workout in there, bro.

01:31:11.620 So listen, my stock tip, we'll talk about it.

01:31:13.820 Netflix is trading in the mid threes.

01:31:16.240 All they do is digitally stream.

01:31:18.040 Walmart, or Disney World, Disney, they drop Disney Plus.

01:31:22.760 It's a streaming service.

01:31:23.640 They're going to pull all the assets back off of Netflix, put it into Disney.

01:31:27.600 There ain't a household on motherfucking earth that ain't going to have Disney Plus.

01:31:30.600 Plus, Disney's got all these, you think they're going to go back?

01:31:33.300 You don't think they're not going to go back to Disney, to the parks, to the theme parks?

01:31:36.360 Bro, they got an agenda to push.

01:31:37.900 When they're coming back, they're one of the fucking biggest media pushers there is.

01:31:42.220 Just being real, they ain't going nowhere.

01:31:44.600 Disney's going to pump.

01:31:45.860 Disney's going to be trading at the Netflix 330s.

01:31:48.320 Yeah, they're going to be pumping pictures of dicks for little kids to see, drawing in cartoons and shit.

01:31:52.520 Well, I think they edited that all out in the new Disney Plus.

01:31:56.880 Is that why you're buying it?

01:31:58.460 No, I bought it because Disney Plus, if you have kids, is the greatest motherfucking app on planet fucking earth.

01:32:03.780 Everything in one spot, man.

01:32:05.300 All right, DJ, what's your stock tip?

01:32:09.140 Wash it.

01:32:09.820 I don't have stock tips.

01:32:10.740 All right, wash your tip?

01:32:12.140 Yep, wash the tip.

01:32:13.300 That's about the best I can give you.

01:32:14.760 That's a good tip, man.

01:32:15.220 I talk about what I know.

01:32:16.280 It is a great tip.

01:32:16.580 You know what I'm saying?

01:32:17.620 I'm going to defer to the experts on stock tips.

01:32:20.840 I know some very smart people.

01:32:23.580 And this is what I would do if I were president, by the way.

01:32:26.760 I would defer to intelligent people that know more than me.

01:32:29.880 And then I would decide if they're full of shit.

01:32:32.660 And then I would make my decision.

01:32:35.180 So I would probably defer to somebody who knows more about that than me.

01:32:39.660 And I have a number of friends.

01:32:41.460 Ed Milet knows more about stocks than me.

01:32:43.700 You know more about stocks than me.

01:32:46.360 Pretty much everybody knows more about stocks than me.

01:32:48.640 So my stock investment pick would be cash.

01:32:52.460 I would recommend you do cash.

01:32:55.220 And the reason why is because apparently a lot of people out there don't have enough cash

01:32:59.960 to get through a week, much less six weeks.

01:33:04.280 So I think that should be the...

01:33:05.480 I'm being serious now.

01:33:06.420 I'm not being stupid.

01:33:07.820 I think the priority for a lot of people listening should be

01:33:10.320 to get yourself to a point where you can last, you know, two months, three months with cash.

01:33:17.600 Without the government.

01:33:18.640 Without the government.

01:33:19.700 And I think that is a real tip.

01:33:22.440 I know that's hard.

01:33:24.700 And I know for a lot of people that takes a long time.

01:33:27.400 You might save for an entire year, two years, three years to get to that point.

01:33:31.480 But I think we've all seen the value of having enough financial resources to stretch during a time

01:33:37.800 where we might not be able to do anything.

01:33:39.400 Because I'm going to tell you, and you're not going to like this,

01:33:42.560 but those phased things that they're shoving right now, that shit ain't going nowhere.

01:33:48.420 And there's going to be more situations that come that say,

01:33:52.200 hey, you can't leave your house.

01:33:53.280 It's just happening.

01:33:54.320 We had...

01:33:55.000 It just is.

01:33:56.420 So if I were recommending something, I would say,

01:33:58.760 save yourself enough money to live for a few months.

01:34:02.340 Plus, let's talk about another thing.

01:34:05.340 This gives you a lot of personal freedom.

01:34:07.640 Why does it give you personal freedom?

01:34:09.040 What do I mean?

01:34:09.660 Do I mean you get to go buy shit and you get to go travel where you want?

01:34:12.280 That's not what I'm talking about.

01:34:13.480 What I'm talking about is if you can have two, three, four months of cash,

01:34:19.020 now you have the flexibility to actually pick a career

01:34:21.940 and you have some time to think about what you're doing strategically.

01:34:26.620 So like maybe you hate your job,

01:34:28.040 but the only reason you've stayed at your job is because you needed the money.

01:34:32.300 A lot of people fall into that category and it creates unhappiness, right?

01:34:36.080 And it creates a situation for the employer and the employee that isn't good.

01:34:41.080 And I think a lot of people could resolve that issue for themselves

01:34:43.840 if they could just get themselves in a position

01:34:46.020 where maybe they could last a couple months without having to, you know, be broke.

01:34:52.800 Struggle.

01:34:53.160 That's right.

01:34:54.020 And so I think the tip for me that I would give people is evaluate your actual means,

01:35:00.360 meaning you need to live below them.

01:35:04.180 And I know that sounds funny coming from someone like me

01:35:06.860 because I fucking have a ridiculous life,

01:35:09.100 but I live way below my means, way below, way below.

01:35:12.060 So I don't change that just because we started being more successful.

01:35:18.080 You guys have to understand that when you have financial independence,

01:35:23.740 which most of you don't have, most of you do not have it.

01:35:27.560 You have a lot of debt and you have a low income.

01:35:30.320 You have to flip-flop that shit to where you have a better income and less debt.

01:35:34.680 And so, you know, thinking like that is going to become more popular.

01:35:40.060 I don't believe like what Gary Vee says where, you know,

01:35:43.520 that means that people can't have nice shit.

01:35:45.580 And I don't believe that.

01:35:47.220 But I believe that having nice shit should be like way at the end of the line of priorities.

01:35:54.200 Right?

01:35:55.040 So I think that's just how, I mean, that's how we were brought up.

01:35:58.100 Fuck, dude.

01:35:59.000 Yeah, I don't.

01:35:59.460 You know, I don't know how this is like.

01:36:01.660 I think financial intelligence is low anyhow.

01:36:04.780 I know this, but what I'm saying is it seems normal to you and I

01:36:10.040 because we were always taught that.

01:36:12.580 Like, but most people aren't.

01:36:14.600 Most people are taught, dude, most people are taught financial literacy by fucking rappers.

01:36:21.180 Right.

01:36:21.820 That's the truth.

01:36:23.000 By rappers.

01:36:24.120 By guys who say go out and buy fucking Jordans,

01:36:26.960 buy Balenciagas, buy this, buy that.

01:36:30.260 Like, people spend $1,000 on a fucking pair of shoes when they make fucking 40 grand a year.

01:36:34.500 It's fucking crazy.

01:36:35.800 I don't know what a Balenciagas is.

01:36:37.940 Yeah, exactly.

01:36:39.100 I'm not super financially savvy.

01:36:41.140 It's like a fucking Gucci, Louie thing.

01:36:42.880 I'm not super financial savvy, but, dude, I knew from a young age to separate needs and wants.

01:36:46.740 Yeah.

01:36:47.280 You know, at the end of the day.

01:36:47.740 But that's been covoluted now.

01:36:50.000 Right.

01:36:50.400 In society.

01:36:50.880 Right.

01:36:51.260 It's mistaken, dude.

01:36:52.640 So you have a need for a car, right?

01:36:55.760 Get a Honda.

01:36:56.380 You don't need a fucking Lamborghini.

01:36:59.080 You know what I'm saying?

01:36:59.580 And it's a car.

01:37:00.440 It's the same thing.

01:37:01.160 I meant covoluted.

01:37:01.720 Not covoluted.

01:37:02.300 I was going to say, I actually was thinking, I heard Corona.

01:37:04.280 Maybe there's a word I don't fucking know.

01:37:05.900 No.

01:37:06.040 I mean, there are words that I don't know.

01:37:07.240 I'm as smart as I am.

01:37:08.120 But I was like, maybe he threw it.

01:37:09.400 You said something earlier, too.

01:37:10.580 You said statistician.

01:37:13.580 Statistician's a real thing.

01:37:14.440 No, statistician.

01:37:15.060 But you said it a different way, I believe.

01:37:16.180 Did I?

01:37:16.720 I believe it.

01:37:17.160 In my head, I was like.

01:37:18.400 Statician.

01:37:19.040 I don't know.

01:37:19.740 No, in my head.

01:37:20.340 And I was like.

01:37:20.460 Listen, man.

01:37:20.800 Sometimes my brain works fast for my mouth.

01:37:22.920 That's the truth.

01:37:23.560 Wait, so you're human?

01:37:26.140 Does that happen to humans?

01:37:28.100 I thought he was a robot.

01:37:33.160 All right.

01:37:34.760 Hey, man.

01:37:35.340 Look, I think the bottom line of the show, guys, is, okay, let's just try to recap and

01:37:41.160 stay on track here.

01:37:42.040 What are the points of the show?

01:37:43.680 America's coming back.

01:37:44.640 America first.

01:37:45.560 Fucking America.

01:37:46.780 Right?

01:37:47.360 Sal, you agree with fucking America?

01:37:48.760 I fucking love America.

01:37:49.800 Me, too.

01:37:50.560 DJ, you like America?

01:37:51.700 I like America.

01:37:52.400 It's been pretty cool.

01:37:52.900 America's cool.

01:37:53.880 I fucking love it.

01:37:54.920 I do, too.

01:37:55.760 Fucking America.

01:37:56.600 It's cool to pay taxes.

01:37:58.040 That's a fucking point of the show.

01:38:00.260 It's cool to be pro-America.

01:38:01.840 That's a point of the show.

01:38:02.900 And if you're not and you burn a flag, you're going to catch a knuckle sandwich with someone.

01:38:06.000 Yeah.

01:38:06.320 That's reality.

01:38:07.480 Get used to it.

01:38:08.100 Or get the fuck out.

01:38:09.000 Yeah, or go to fucking somewhere else.

01:38:11.020 I agree with that.

01:38:12.220 I'm sorry.

01:38:12.600 100%.

01:38:13.000 Dude, our fucking paternal grandfather fucking died for that fucking flag.

01:38:19.580 Nobody's even seen his grave.

01:38:20.860 I know.

01:38:21.160 And dude, there's tons and tons and tons of fucking people just like that who died for

01:38:27.640 that fucking flag to mean something.

01:38:30.260 And it pisses me off that it doesn't.

01:38:33.060 And what I'm saying to people is start having some motherfucking respect for the people who

01:38:37.820 have paid a price.

01:38:39.360 Meaning their life basically didn't matter other than the respect of that flag.

01:38:45.000 Our fucking paternal grandfather was like 20 fucking years old when he died.

01:38:50.200 Shot in the fucking back for this country.

01:38:53.700 And you motherfuckers going to go out there and burn a flag in front of me?

01:38:56.900 No.

01:38:58.160 Not flying.

01:38:59.320 And there's tons of other people who have died anonymously for this country.

01:39:04.140 Tons and tons and tons.

01:39:05.640 They have no family.

01:39:07.040 They didn't have a chance to have kids.

01:39:08.600 That's what people forget about what's been paid for this country.

01:39:12.720 People say, well, yeah, but they remember them.

01:39:15.420 No, there's a lot of young people who have died for this country who people don't remember

01:39:20.240 because they didn't live long enough to have a fucking family.

01:39:24.880 Think about that.

01:39:26.340 And you're going to burn this motherfucker?

01:39:28.020 No, you're not.

01:39:28.740 And I'm sorry.

01:39:30.640 I will punch you in the motherfucking face if I see you burn a flag.

01:39:34.480 I just will.

01:39:35.620 And if you think, oh, he's threatening masculine toxin.

01:39:38.080 Yeah, that's exactly what the fuck it is.

01:39:39.860 You know what the worst arguments to counter that dude that I've heard personally?

01:39:43.440 And I just wanted to.

01:39:44.060 That's what they died for to have the freedom.

01:39:46.100 That is the by far stupidest counter argument you could have for that.

01:39:49.840 There are certain things that are fucking sacred.

01:39:51.900 And that's one of them.

01:39:53.300 And I believe that.

01:39:54.920 That should be illegal.

01:39:55.700 Well, you know what?

01:39:56.220 You do that in other countries, you'll be freaking hanged and stoned to death.

01:39:59.240 You'll cut your fucking head off in front of everybody.

01:40:00.520 I mean, let's be honest.

01:40:03.100 I'm all about freedom.

01:40:05.660 That shit, that ain't fucking cool.

01:40:07.920 There's no place for that.

01:40:09.520 And, dude, you know what?

01:40:11.580 So what else did we say?

01:40:12.660 Don't burn flags.

01:40:14.360 Pay your taxes.

01:40:15.180 Pay your taxes.

01:40:16.220 It's actually a fucking respectable thing.

01:40:18.400 And maybe you should take the dialogue and the viewpoint instead of drinking with your

01:40:22.120 buddies every Friday and be like, oh, man, Uncle Sam fucked me.

01:40:25.980 And start thinking, oh, man, Uncle Sam provides a fucking really nice life for me here in America.

01:40:32.180 Maybe we should switch that narrative.

01:40:33.740 That's the truth.

01:40:34.620 And maybe we should start holding some of these companies accountable that are skating out on

01:40:38.480 that obligation by not shopping there.

01:40:41.240 Maybe that's the truth.

01:40:42.640 Maybe it's also the truth that this group of dumb motherfuckers that, you know, doesn't know

01:40:47.220 everything, which we don't hear, actually has some real things to think about.

01:40:51.840 Like, maybe you guys should stop rallying around shit that doesn't matter and start thinking about what does matter.

01:40:59.140 And what matters is, I think everybody's seeing right now, is our ability to be healthy,

01:41:04.060 our ability to get the information, our ability to live our lives freely,

01:41:07.960 our ability to do all the things this country was fucking founded upon.

01:41:11.300 And we should do them.

01:41:13.440 We don't we don't have to listen to them tell us to stay home.

01:41:17.960 We should social distance ourselves because it's the smart thing to do right now during a pandemic.

01:41:23.020 We don't need a government to come in and lay down these fucking laws on us and these control.

01:41:27.640 We don't need that.

01:41:29.160 We don't need it.

01:41:30.080 And if people go out and violate and get fucking sick, well, guess what?

01:41:33.040 That's called natural fucking selection.

01:41:38.020 And if people go out and go to Easter and get 40 fucking people sick, then guess what?

01:41:43.640 That's karma because you knew the fucking risk.

01:41:46.560 It was funny on that Vanity Fair article I was going to bring up.

01:41:50.740 Fauci said that he was asked, what do you do if you're lonely and you want to bring somebody over from from

01:41:58.160 what are the what are the hookup tender, the hookup apps, tender, right?

01:42:05.060 You get you swipe on tender and you want to meet someone.

01:42:08.280 And he's like, well, I guess you could like sit in the room with masks on and have a conversation if you like,

01:42:14.020 which clearly this guy doesn't know what the fuck tender is, you know.

01:42:19.400 But then he goes, and if you want to do more than that, well, I guess you have to evaluate the risk and make a decision.

01:42:26.200 That's the point.

01:42:27.920 That's and that was yesterday that came out.

01:42:29.860 That's the point.

01:42:31.060 The point is we should evaluate the risk personally and make decisions personally.

01:42:37.400 And then people will say, well, what about the people who are just out there spreading it around?

01:42:41.820 Well, they're fucking stupid and you should all be able to recognize and stay the fuck away from them.

01:42:46.400 How about that?

01:42:47.560 You know what I'm saying?

01:42:48.920 That we've we've removed personal responsibility out of America's DNA.

01:42:52.720 Why is that?

01:42:54.320 We're not dumb.

01:42:55.000 We're not kids.

01:42:56.220 We're not sheep.

01:42:57.240 We're not this.

01:42:58.120 We're not that.

01:42:59.160 We're fucking people.

01:43:00.700 And we live here and we bleed here and we fought here to have certain rights.

01:43:06.340 And those rights do not get trounced upon whenever there's the next crisis.

01:43:10.960 And you motherfuckers in government need to start realizing that we actually don't need you to be our motherfucking moms and dads.

01:43:18.600 That's the truth.

01:43:22.300 So.

01:43:22.620 I don't even know where the fuck I was going with that.

01:43:26.480 But the point is the flag is awesome.

01:43:29.620 America's awesome.

01:43:30.760 Pay your motherfucking taxes.

01:43:32.460 Don't spread this shit around.

01:43:35.320 DJ can't swim.

01:43:36.680 No, fuck.

01:43:37.340 You won one race.

01:43:38.300 Yeah.

01:43:39.020 Have a good week.

01:43:39.860 And battle dicks.

01:43:40.520 And battle dicks.

01:43:41.160 Battle dicks.

01:43:42.040 I guess that's it.

01:43:44.720 What else?

01:43:45.400 I mean, two hours is a lot of fucking.

01:43:47.280 That's a lot of battle dicks and fucking washing your hands, bro.

01:43:50.900 We got it solved.

01:43:52.260 We got solved.

01:43:52.980 Who is the smarter and better looking?

01:43:54.480 Who has the bigger wiener?

01:43:55.640 Between me and Sal.

01:43:56.640 We got that solved.

01:43:57.380 What else we get solved, DJ?

01:44:00.480 I think we solved the issue of entitlement.

01:44:03.100 Do we?

01:44:03.640 I think so.

01:44:04.640 How so?

01:44:05.880 Uh, people need to stop being so fucking entitled.

01:44:08.180 You know, yeah, but like, we talked about this on the wall.

01:44:11.260 On the wall.

01:44:11.820 What's the real entitlement issue?

01:44:13.480 See, dude, that's a whole nother narrative that's switched that people aren't aware.

01:44:16.740 Remember what I said about the PC narrative being not cool right now?

01:44:19.560 Yeah.

01:44:19.660 It's not going to come back as cool?

01:44:21.500 I'll tell you the other thing that's not cool right now.

01:44:23.740 The employee's entitlement.

01:44:24.980 You have a lot of motherfuckers out there who think, like, I saw a headline about, you know,

01:44:30.880 some people bitching about going to work.

01:44:33.000 Guess what, motherfucker?

01:44:33.900 You don't have to go because there's 22 million motherfuckers out there that'll gladly take

01:44:37.660 your job.

01:44:38.240 And so, dude, you know, this, this, these people who are, who think they're going to

01:44:42.320 like, I'm just giving a warning, dude, just giving you a fucking warning.

01:44:46.620 If you're out there right now and you've been vocal about your company sucking and this

01:44:50.600 and that, and this, this, that, you're not going to have a fucking job because now

01:44:56.140 we're in, we're in demand.

01:44:57.540 People need jobs before it was, there were so many jobs.

01:45:01.520 There wasn't enough people.

01:45:02.300 Now it's, there's so many people and not enough jobs and it happened in 30 fucking

01:45:06.340 days.

01:45:06.860 So a lot of you people need to start appreciating your opportunities that you have instead of

01:45:11.640 like saying, because I'm going to tell you right now, any company that's worth a fuck

01:45:15.780 that has any idea of what they're doing.

01:45:17.560 If you have people out there on the internet and, and, and in society bitching about their

01:45:21.700 job, they're going to get fucking fired.

01:45:23.440 Period.

01:45:24.820 And in a, in one second, we've had to tolerate a lot of that shit as business owners for a

01:45:29.640 while now where there's been this, you know, entitlement mentality.

01:45:33.460 Like we don't like, if you don't do enough for, for your employees and you don't like,

01:45:38.060 like they're running the shit, right?

01:45:39.800 That's changing now.

01:45:41.020 It's going back to like, Holy fuck, dude, I'm thankful I have a fucking job.

01:45:44.800 You know, we don't owe you anything.

01:45:46.740 Work for, work for what you want.

01:45:48.540 I believe that if you have employees, you should take care of them and you should go above and

01:45:52.680 beyond because they're the ones that are the lifeblood of your company.

01:45:55.580 But I also believe that if someone doesn't appreciate being there, there's plenty of other people

01:46:00.320 that will have that situation in one second.

01:46:03.120 100%.

01:46:03.480 So that's something that's changing too, that people got to be aware of.

01:46:06.540 A lot of the young people right now are going to unintentionally fuck themselves because

01:46:10.680 they're not aware of what's going on.

01:46:13.080 And a lot, just like a lot of politicians, you know, people, they've been able to say

01:46:16.600 whatever they want, free reign.

01:46:18.220 You know, we demand this from our companies.

01:46:20.220 We demand that we demand fucking $20 minimum wage, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:46:24.580 Guess what?

01:46:26.020 You just lost all that shit.

01:46:27.240 Now you're going to get treated fair.

01:46:30.440 And if you don't like it, you're going to have a problem getting a job.

01:46:34.860 That's the way it's going to work.

01:46:36.180 That's the way it's always been, by the way.

01:46:38.400 It's been that way in America for fucking ever.

01:46:40.720 Yeah.

01:46:40.960 It just got clouded.

01:46:41.880 Yeah.

01:46:42.120 It got very clouded because we had 10, 12 years of really good times.

01:46:46.540 A lot of the young people right now, the young, young people, like I'm talking about 25 and

01:46:51.600 below, they're going to struggle with this.

01:46:55.620 You know what I'm saying?

01:46:57.240 What else did we hit on?

01:47:00.100 That's what we got.

01:47:01.000 That was all.

01:47:01.720 All right.

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REAL AF with Andy Frisella - April 19, 2020

23. The Return Of America

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