REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 3. Person of the Year, Dump Protocol, Etc.

00:00:00.000 I told my t-shirt, I'm a bitch, I'm gonna get millions

00:00:03.220 In a project living, spoke it to existence

00:00:06.380 Mo changed to 50, got mo cost than did it

00:00:09.760 I only weigh 180, but my watch cost 250

00:00:12.820 What's up guys, this is Andy Priscilla

00:00:15.300 And this is the show for the realest

00:00:18.380 Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of society

00:00:22.000 And welcome to motherfucking reality

00:00:24.620 Today is a very special day

00:00:27.320 And I'm gonna tell you why

00:00:29.520 When I remember

00:00:30.580 In other news, I'm joined by my co-host

00:00:34.480 The pastor of disaster

00:00:36.320 DJ DJ God, otherwise known as Vaughn the Impaler

00:00:41.820 What's up dude?

00:00:43.300 I just got done with a 5 hour trek through snow and ice to get here

00:00:47.820 And what car were you driving?

00:00:49.860 The Honda

00:00:50.660 The Honda what?

00:00:51.720 The Honda Accord

00:00:53.160 The Honda Accord

00:00:54.700 The Honda Accord

00:00:55.620 Is that an all wheel drive car?

00:00:57.000 No it's not, so I traded in

00:00:58.800 I parked it and got a Nissan Rogue

00:01:02.960 From Enterprise Rent-A-Car

00:01:04.760 Sounds aggressive

00:01:05.260 Yeah, super aggressive

00:01:06.700 Sounds aggressive

00:01:07.300 But you know what's

00:01:08.000 You know that's fucking wild for you bro

00:01:09.560 It is wild, but you know what's crazy?

00:01:11.360 Moving away from St. Louis

00:01:13.220 You start to realize

00:01:14.500 You know how badly I wanted to move back to Manhattan and the small college town

00:01:19.300 But you realize that there are some really pretty positive things about a major metropolitan area

00:01:24.620 One thing is that they actually clean off the streets quicker

00:01:27.940 Because you know all the snow came down

00:01:30.060 What was it, yesterday?

00:01:31.680 And by 9.30 or 10

00:01:33.040 It's still snowing bro, I can see the snow

00:01:34.780 Well no, no, no, no

00:01:35.560 Yeah, around St. Louis they're scraping off the thing

00:01:38.320 But in Manhattan yesterday

00:01:39.400 Oh, okay

00:01:39.940 All the snow came down and by 10 o'clock it was still like

00:01:42.500 The whole city was blanketed by snow

00:01:46.120 Wow

00:01:46.480 Yeah

00:01:47.080 Yeah

00:01:47.400 Sounds like a fucking war zone bro

00:01:49.460 Yeah

00:01:49.880 Alright, so

00:01:52.540 Sitting in the third seat today

00:01:55.160 And if you don't know and you haven't figured out yet

00:01:57.320 We've got a new format of show

00:01:59.280 It's me and Vaughn in the third seat

00:02:02.180 And in the third seat today is someone who will be a regular on the show consistently

00:02:07.400 Not every episode

00:02:08.700 But when we don't have a guest that is from the outside

00:02:12.280 My man, Mr. Sal Fursella

00:02:16.060 Who's also my brother

00:02:16.860 And also never beat me up in his entire life

00:02:19.960 He's sitting in the third seat

00:02:21.140 Thanks for having me

00:02:22.520 I think I'm 1-0

00:02:23.260 I'm the belt champion right now

00:02:24.560 No, you're 10,001

00:02:26.460 No, no

00:02:26.900 Okay, yeah, but we reset

00:02:28.380 You know what I mean?

00:02:29.460 Win

00:02:29.600 Whenever I turned 37, we reset

00:02:31.420 No, we did not

00:02:32.120 Yeah

00:02:32.360 You did not win that fight, bro

00:02:34.560 You did not win that fight

00:02:36.600 I appreciate you guys having me

00:02:37.320 If you're counting that as a win

00:02:38.560 I feel bad for you

00:02:40.360 I mean, what do I say?

00:02:42.020 Draw?

00:02:44.000 You didn't win

00:02:45.140 I don't know if I won either

00:02:46.560 I know this

00:02:47.160 Afterwards

00:02:47.660 Afterwards, I felt like I was going to die

00:02:50.040 The story we got last time

00:02:52.160 Or maybe you were the one that told it

00:02:53.380 Was that you blindsided

00:02:54.440 He's talking about our most recent fight

00:02:56.760 Oh, oh

00:02:57.780 Oh, yeah

00:02:58.180 I was not privy to that one

00:02:59.500 Okay

00:02:59.940 That is true

00:03:01.560 And for you guys listening

00:03:02.700 That was about three months ago

00:03:03.900 Yeah

00:03:04.120 And everybody's always like

00:03:05.900 What's it like?

00:03:06.600 What's it like working together?

00:03:07.680 Some days it's great

00:03:08.680 Yeah

00:03:09.040 Some days it's physical

00:03:10.060 Other days it's a fist fight

00:03:10.320 HR doesn't like it

00:03:13.060 Well, and the good news is

00:03:13.920 That's the workout of the day

00:03:15.160 So, like, you know

00:03:15.780 You're sore, you know

00:03:17.840 So, you know, you did things

00:03:18.760 Bro, I'll tell you what

00:03:21.020 I left that day

00:03:21.820 And I'm like, you know what?

00:03:22.560 I'm going to have to start running

00:03:23.380 I actually thought of you guys the other day

00:03:26.560 Because I re-watched Braveheart

00:03:28.000 And, you know, he and that

00:03:29.020 His buddy, Hamish

00:03:30.720 Yeah

00:03:30.980 And that

00:03:31.420 They're just, you know

00:03:32.220 They're pals

00:03:32.720 But they're literally, like

00:03:33.600 Punching each other out

00:03:34.460 Half the time

00:03:35.060 Hey, dude

00:03:35.440 I'm like, yeah

00:03:35.820 That's the Priscilla's right there

00:03:36.960 William Wallace is a bad motherfucker

00:03:37.940 Yeah, thanks

00:03:38.660 How are you going to be friends with somebody

00:03:40.240 If you never fought them before?

00:03:41.940 That's a good question

00:03:42.720 You know what I'm saying?

00:03:44.080 You're going to laugh

00:03:44.740 I don't even know that

00:03:45.840 I should probably even say this on air

00:03:47.380 But, like, literally

00:03:48.100 I was telling my guys today

00:03:49.580 And I'm like, you know

00:03:50.180 If I was over there

00:03:51.080 And I was in that building

00:03:51.780 I'd already fought them motherfuckers

00:03:53.220 Dude

00:03:53.920 Probably can't say that

00:03:55.920 But that's how I lead

00:03:56.980 Hey, man

00:03:57.780 You know what?

00:04:00.900 I think that's something

00:04:01.860 We should bring back in society

00:04:03.180 Did you guys see that thing

00:04:04.500 That I posted the other day

00:04:05.620 About, in Peru

00:04:07.020 How they have, like, a day

00:04:08.420 Where you beat the shit out of your

00:04:09.720 Call them out

00:04:10.560 Yeah, your enemy for the year

00:04:12.400 You beat them up

00:04:13.160 And, you know

00:04:14.100 You might get your ass kicked, too

00:04:15.360 But you have, like, a fight

00:04:16.420 Get a cleanse

00:04:17.020 Yeah, and then

00:04:18.000 Like, afterwards

00:04:18.920 You go drink beer

00:04:19.760 I like that

00:04:20.440 Yeah, but see

00:04:20.920 That's what we don't have

00:04:21.600 In America anymore

00:04:22.260 We don't have rites of passage like that

00:04:23.980 Well, when I grew up, we did

00:04:25.960 Well, you do

00:04:27.260 There's just

00:04:27.840 The repercussions are a little bit

00:04:29.120 A little bit different

00:04:30.160 Oh, now we got these guys

00:04:32.340 Who feel like they gotta

00:04:33.120 Well, as I know

00:04:34.720 They gotta pull a knife

00:04:35.800 Or they gotta pull a gun

00:04:37.080 Or they gotta fucking

00:04:37.920 You know, like

00:04:38.780 There's no more of this

00:04:39.960 I'm gonna kick your ass

00:04:41.800 And we're gonna be friends afterwards

00:04:42.960 It's kind of a shame, though

00:04:44.180 Because some of my best friends

00:04:45.520 We started out like that

00:04:47.040 Well, you settle it

00:04:47.660 Settle it like men, right?

00:04:48.760 Yeah

00:04:49.000 That's true

00:04:49.940 It's like sometimes

00:04:50.520 Listen, I wrote a

00:04:51.740 Whenever I was

00:04:52.380 When Enzo was being born

00:04:54.880 Settle it like men

00:04:55.380 That's so anti-PC

00:04:57.900 Dude, what was

00:04:59.260 You're such a misogynist

00:05:00.520 Well, yeah

00:05:01.040 I wrote a letter to Enzo

00:05:02.420 When he was being born

00:05:03.060 And I was telling

00:05:03.560 It's like the 10 best lessons

00:05:04.540 I've learned in life

00:05:05.200 And one of them was

00:05:05.980 Sometimes the answer

00:05:07.020 Well, you really are

00:05:07.720 An egotistical motherfucker

00:05:08.940 You think he's gonna

00:05:09.600 Come out reading?

00:05:10.820 I mean

00:05:11.100 Listen

00:05:12.580 My girls are two

00:05:14.260 They know the ABCs

00:05:15.220 And they can count to 20

00:05:15.960 Actually, yeah

00:05:16.320 They are pretty smart

00:05:17.000 But

00:05:17.300 That's how I told him

00:05:18.680 You know, sometimes

00:05:19.280 The best answer is a long walk

00:05:21.360 And sometimes the best answer

00:05:22.360 Is a sledgehammer

00:05:23.020 You know, sometimes

00:05:23.760 You gotta walk away

00:05:24.460 And sometimes you gotta

00:05:25.100 Drop the hammer

00:05:26.000 On that motherfucker

00:05:26.540 It's true

00:05:27.840 And, you know

00:05:29.360 There's a very fine line in there

00:05:31.720 Like sometimes

00:05:32.240 When you gotta go for a walk

00:05:33.160 Is when you really

00:05:34.340 Want to use the hammer

00:05:35.060 And sometimes

00:05:35.560 When you need the fucking hammer

00:05:36.660 You should go on

00:05:37.100 The motherfucking walk

00:05:37.760 You know

00:05:38.240 I found that to be true

00:05:40.200 Yeah

00:05:40.580 Yeah, that's good advice

00:05:43.140 Good job

00:05:43.940 I could probably find a post

00:05:45.320 I think I might even

00:05:46.140 Have a good topic

00:05:47.160 Other than that

00:05:47.720 Yeah

00:05:48.220 I was watching a movie

00:05:49.720 The other day

00:05:50.200 It was called

00:05:50.780 The Bells of St. Mary's

00:05:51.960 Which you guys would never watch

00:05:53.160 But it was an old

00:05:53.780 Black and white

00:05:54.220 With Bing Crosby

00:05:55.120 He played a priest

00:05:56.500 And one of the kids

00:05:57.300 Was getting bullied

00:05:57.940 And the answer

00:05:58.960 This was like in the 1940s

00:06:00.500 Or 50s

00:06:00.940 The answer was

00:06:01.740 We're gonna teach this kid

00:06:02.980 How to fight

00:06:03.480 You know

00:06:04.820 The priest

00:06:05.320 The priest

00:06:06.000 Was teaching the kid

00:06:06.880 How to fight

00:06:07.340 Yeah

00:06:08.080 It was a very popular movie

00:06:09.880 In the 40s

00:06:10.060 Bro, that would be like

00:06:10.900 Fucking CNN

00:06:12.420 Headline news

00:06:14.260 For a week

00:06:15.760 Yeah

00:06:16.500 Like for real

00:06:17.560 Right now

00:06:18.000 Yeah

00:06:18.220 Like dude

00:06:19.500 I was talking to someone

00:06:20.740 The priest promotes violence

00:06:21.940 It's actually sad

00:06:22.820 It is kind of sad

00:06:23.640 Like that's sad

00:06:24.360 Yeah

00:06:24.660 You know like

00:06:25.160 Cause I mean

00:06:26.400 I think about all the

00:06:27.160 I've learned a lot of

00:06:28.700 Really good lessons

00:06:29.320 From being in fights

00:06:30.540 You know what I mean

00:06:31.280 One

00:06:31.780 You know

00:06:32.280 You get your ass kicked

00:06:33.340 Right

00:06:33.660 It's a good lesson to learn

00:06:34.780 It is

00:06:35.280 You know why

00:06:35.820 Cause you're not afraid of it then

00:06:37.220 No

00:06:37.520 You realize getting punched in the mouth

00:06:38.780 Yeah

00:06:38.980 I mean it does hurt

00:06:39.880 But it doesn't hurt that bad

00:06:41.280 No it hurts your pride worse

00:06:42.400 Now did your dad teach you how to fight?

00:06:43.820 What my dad?

00:06:45.960 Yeah

00:06:46.160 He got his boxing gloves

00:06:46.860 When we were four

00:06:47.120 He didn't teach us

00:06:47.600 He made us

00:06:48.200 Yeah

00:06:48.340 Okay

00:06:48.640 Well okay

00:06:50.420 He has video tape in this somewhere

00:06:51.860 Like I never

00:06:52.540 That

00:06:52.880 Like that was just not the way my dad was wired

00:06:55.480 But I'm just kind of curious

00:06:56.240 Like when you learn how to fight

00:06:57.300 Is it all from like

00:06:58.440 On the job training

00:06:59.320 Or do you literally

00:07:00.200 Hey listen

00:07:00.840 We live in a different world now

00:07:02.360 Like

00:07:02.900 Here's the truth about fighting now

00:07:04.800 You know

00:07:06.000 We grew up in that world

00:07:07.560 Of like street scrapping and shit

00:07:09.120 Like where you could

00:07:09.920 You were just getting fights

00:07:10.800 In a playground

00:07:11.320 And if you were a better athlete

00:07:13.040 You won more than you lost

00:07:14.300 Yeah

00:07:14.520 But it's different now

00:07:15.640 Now you got people

00:07:16.940 Like fighting is a real sport

00:07:18.740 So you have motherfuckers

00:07:20.000 That have grown up their whole life

00:07:21.220 Wrestling and doing MMA

00:07:22.960 From the time they were six years old

00:07:25.240 Or four years old

00:07:26.120 Those motherfuckers are gonna kick your ass

00:07:28.260 Yeah

00:07:28.460 I don't care how big and tough you are

00:07:29.880 Yeah

00:07:30.100 You know

00:07:30.500 So it's different now

00:07:31.740 And it's probably a good idea

00:07:33.160 That it is not that way anymore

00:07:34.980 Because

00:07:35.460 You know

00:07:36.560 Back when we were kids

00:07:37.500 There wasn't people out there

00:07:38.540 Training

00:07:39.000 To like

00:07:40.300 Fight

00:07:40.760 Kill you

00:07:41.320 It was more like

00:07:42.260 You were arguing over

00:07:43.620 Was it a foul on a basketball court or not

00:07:45.540 And then it turns into a fight

00:07:46.520 Punch each other a couple times

00:07:47.120 Yeah

00:07:47.580 And then you go back to playing

00:07:48.540 Yeah

00:07:49.260 So

00:07:50.040 It's different now

00:07:51.360 You know

00:07:51.640 You've gotta be careful

00:07:52.500 And then

00:07:52.880 There's also people who

00:07:54.240 Are just like

00:07:54.980 Fuck it

00:07:55.380 I'll just kill you

00:07:56.500 Yeah

00:07:56.960 And that's what they do

00:07:58.200 So it's just different

00:07:59.200 I mean

00:08:00.100 I understand why fighting is

00:08:01.480 Frowned upon for sure

00:08:02.940 But

00:08:03.240 There comes a time in everybody's life

00:08:05.620 Where dude

00:08:06.080 You know

00:08:06.520 Physical confrontation

00:08:07.580 Is gonna be appropriate

00:08:08.860 You have to think about it like this

00:08:10.420 Like

00:08:11.200 You know

00:08:11.520 There's probably people listening right now

00:08:12.900 And they're like

00:08:13.360 Fuck dude

00:08:14.020 You guys are just some aggressive

00:08:15.540 Fucking apes

00:08:16.720 And blah blah

00:08:17.440 Like no

00:08:17.960 Fuck dude

00:08:18.660 What happens if like

00:08:19.680 You're with your fucking wife and kids

00:08:21.920 And there comes a situation

00:08:23.300 Like

00:08:23.700 You should be prepared

00:08:25.900 In some form

00:08:27.600 To defend yourself physically

00:08:29.320 In my opinion

00:08:30.120 I think about it all the time

00:08:31.020 Yeah

00:08:31.280 I mean

00:08:31.640 I honestly think

00:08:33.100 And if you don't think that bro

00:08:34.340 You haven't ever had anything happen to you

00:08:36.420 And you should count your blessings

00:08:37.980 Because I've been out in the real world

00:08:39.720 And I've been like

00:08:40.940 You know

00:08:41.280 Stabbed in the fucking face

00:08:42.920 And

00:08:43.780 For those of you new

00:08:45.720 That actually happened to me

00:08:47.200 That shit happens quick

00:08:50.980 Well and your car's up

00:08:51.680 It happens in an instant

00:08:52.100 Well and it's

00:08:52.860 What's interesting now is

00:08:53.920 You know

00:08:54.240 I mean you get this a lot more than I do

00:08:56.180 But I'll be in a Lowe's parking lot

00:08:57.460 And somebody will be like

00:08:57.960 Sal

00:08:58.280 Or they'll walk up behind their car

00:09:00.200 Dude it happened to me yesterday

00:09:01.540 And I got all my kids

00:09:02.580 And I got my wife

00:09:03.360 And I got all this shit going on

00:09:04.440 And they come up

00:09:04.860 And they're like

00:09:05.260 You know

00:09:05.480 They're just trying to say hi

00:09:06.400 You're not even gonna believe

00:09:07.240 What happened to me yesterday

00:09:07.960 But

00:09:08.360 But I instantly think

00:09:09.580 Alright

00:09:09.820 This dude's gonna rob me

00:09:11.560 He's gonna do something

00:09:12.180 He's gonna try to take one of my kids

00:09:13.180 And I'm ready

00:09:13.520 Like I'm

00:09:13.940 I mean

00:09:14.300 And it's just a

00:09:15.460 I'm definitely

00:09:16.460 Do I want it to happen?

00:09:17.680 Fuck no

00:09:18.100 I don't want it to happen

00:09:19.020 But you better bet your ass

00:09:20.560 Like before you get one of my kids

00:09:21.600 Or anything's gonna happen

00:09:22.540 You're gonna have your fucking hands full

00:09:23.640 Yeah

00:09:24.040 No shit

00:09:24.840 And not only that

00:09:26.060 Dude yesterday in the gym parking lot

00:09:28.540 Like I sit in the

00:09:29.500 In my truck or car or whatever

00:09:31.040 For 30 minutes before

00:09:33.260 Catching up on some stuff

00:09:34.560 And honestly like

00:09:35.620 Let's be real

00:09:36.720 It takes me a minute

00:09:37.540 To talk myself into going in

00:09:39.080 And working out

00:09:40.180 It just does

00:09:40.920 Like I'm lazy

00:09:41.820 So I have to like

00:09:42.800 I have to like

00:09:44.060 Mentally prep

00:09:45.640 Some peace time there too

00:09:46.640 No for sure

00:09:47.280 And that's my like little time

00:09:48.820 Yeah

00:09:49.060 Yesterday

00:09:49.840 I was sitting in my truck

00:09:51.860 I'm doing my

00:09:53.760 And like dude

00:09:54.360 You know obviously

00:09:55.120 I'm pretty vulnerable

00:09:56.180 In that situation

00:09:57.060 Because

00:09:57.520 I'm looking at my phone

00:09:58.940 So I don't see

00:09:59.560 What's going on around the truck

00:10:00.860 Fuck dude

00:10:02.280 One of the guys from the gym

00:10:03.840 Just opened the passenger door

00:10:06.320 On my fucking car

00:10:07.360 Like to say hi

00:10:08.540 They didn't knock

00:10:09.520 Didn't say

00:10:10.060 And I fucking looked at him

00:10:11.780 And I'm like bro

00:10:12.540 I'll shoot you in the face for that

00:10:14.980 Like dude

00:10:16.260 You guys have to understand

00:10:17.500 Don't do that

00:10:18.520 Oh

00:10:19.160 You know what I mean

00:10:19.740 Like I even told him

00:10:20.680 I said

00:10:20.920 Especially now

00:10:21.240 People carry

00:10:21.740 I said dude

00:10:22.440 And I carry everywhere I go

00:10:24.060 Right

00:10:24.360 So

00:10:24.800 Like I heard the door crack

00:10:26.820 And my first instinct

00:10:28.100 Was to grab my fucking weapon

00:10:29.460 You know

00:10:30.480 And dude

00:10:31.600 I'm looking at this guy like

00:10:33.640 I'll shoot you

00:10:34.440 Yeah

00:10:34.620 And he's looking back at me like

00:10:36.380 What the fuck

00:10:36.780 And I'm like dude

00:10:38.140 You cannot do that

00:10:39.160 Like you gotta understand

00:10:40.580 Number one

00:10:41.680 You don't do that to anybody

00:10:42.660 Number two

00:10:43.480 You certainly don't do that

00:10:44.480 To people that drive nice shit

00:10:45.680 Right

00:10:46.100 Because they're used to that

00:10:47.020 Three

00:10:47.820 You certainly don't do it

00:10:49.380 To people

00:10:50.100 Who drive nice shit

00:10:51.480 Who have also been stabbed

00:10:52.380 In the fucking face before

00:10:53.440 A little trigger happy there

00:10:54.440 Yeah dude

00:10:55.160 Like and I'm like

00:10:56.260 And I'm like

00:10:56.740 Man I'm not trying to be a jerk

00:10:57.860 But don't ever do that again

00:10:59.240 Like

00:10:59.900 Yeah

00:11:01.180 It's just weird to me

00:11:02.880 That people don't understand

00:11:03.680 That kind of common sense

00:11:04.800 No

00:11:05.440 No you're right

00:11:06.240 It's funny

00:11:06.920 I don't know about you Sal

00:11:07.740 But like with me

00:11:08.980 And you guys are gonna laugh at me

00:11:10.860 But I actually have

00:11:11.760 Kasha and I have talked about this

00:11:12.980 Like we've got a

00:11:13.800 We've got like

00:11:14.920 I told her I want to give her

00:11:16.000 Like a code word

00:11:17.180 Or a code phrase

00:11:17.880 Like we're ever in a situation

00:11:19.240 Where I think we're gonna be mugged

00:11:20.400 Or something

00:11:20.800 The code is basically

00:11:22.040 So you're gonna give her a word

00:11:23.120 To protect you

00:11:24.120 Yeah exactly

00:11:25.160 Like

00:11:25.460 No but have you thought of that

00:11:27.120 Like

00:11:27.360 Is this like in that heavy S&M world

00:11:29.740 Where there's a safe word

00:11:30.620 Like when you're getting

00:11:31.580 When you're getting

00:11:32.140 Whipping too hard

00:11:33.040 Yeah yeah

00:11:33.480 I need a safe word

00:11:34.200 I'm hurting

00:11:34.640 No no no

00:11:35.300 I got

00:11:35.800 Basically I told her like

00:11:36.960 Honey if we're ever confronted

00:11:38.560 By somebody who's like

00:11:39.460 Threatening our lives

00:11:40.160 Like

00:11:40.640 They're gonna kill us all

00:11:42.160 So they might as well

00:11:43.240 Just kill me

00:11:43.960 And you guys run

00:11:44.820 So like

00:11:45.560 I've always told her

00:11:46.860 Like if we're ever in that situation

00:11:48.060 If I attack them

00:11:49.380 Don't try to help

00:11:50.580 Take off

00:11:51.880 You know what I'm saying

00:11:52.560 Like do you have that

00:11:53.520 Do you have like the code

00:11:54.440 That you say to your wife

00:11:55.740 I'm gonna tell you right now

00:11:56.420 That's basically like

00:11:57.160 I'm gonna attack this person

00:11:58.080 You go run

00:11:58.780 I'm gonna tell you right now

00:11:59.180 I'd fucking tell my wife

00:12:00.480 Jump in dude

00:12:01.320 She's bad

00:12:02.000 I'm gonna tell you

00:12:02.560 Yeah your wife

00:12:03.000 Yeah she's a little taller

00:12:04.260 And bigger than my wife

00:12:05.040 My wife is on that dude's head

00:12:06.660 Ripping his fucking eyeballs out

00:12:07.980 I promise you that

00:12:08.800 Yeah

00:12:09.040 She is feisty as fuck

00:12:10.500 And I promise you

00:12:11.220 She's getting them

00:12:11.920 I've seen Emily

00:12:12.960 Knock down three grown men

00:12:14.840 With her fucking fist

00:12:16.020 Since we've known each other

00:12:17.300 Three

00:12:17.580 Wow

00:12:18.320 Yeah it's awesome

00:12:18.960 That's impressive

00:12:19.780 Yeah yeah

00:12:20.500 Gotta get in there and help

00:12:21.460 Yeah

00:12:22.320 I never had to help

00:12:23.500 No I'm saying

00:12:24.720 You might have to get in there and help

00:12:25.800 Yeah yeah yeah

00:12:26.720 So when you watch that

00:12:28.100 That's like

00:12:28.460 You know that's

00:12:29.740 Really you know

00:12:30.480 No what he thinks is fuck man

00:12:31.700 I hope I don't piss her off

00:12:32.600 Sort of yeah

00:12:34.240 So anyway

00:12:36.320 What are we talking about today anyway

00:12:37.640 Well I was just curious

00:12:38.500 So I don't know if you guys saw this

00:12:40.120 There's all these

00:12:40.640 You know

00:12:40.960 We're toward the end of the year

00:12:42.360 And so there's all these

00:12:43.100 You know big

00:12:43.600 Oh I don't know

00:12:44.980 Polls and stuff

00:12:45.860 And they saw

00:12:46.340 They said that

00:12:47.000 In spite of all of the

00:12:48.440 The marketing pushes

00:12:49.780 And the cultural

00:12:50.700 You know the different

00:12:51.520 Tastemakers of America

00:12:53.220 Trying to push

00:12:53.920 Different things

00:12:54.760 It remains that

00:12:56.220 Less than 14%

00:12:57.840 Of Americans

00:12:58.900 Are still

00:13:00.240 I mean they're not in

00:13:01.340 In any way enthused

00:13:02.400 About hybrid cars

00:13:03.700 Or driverless cars

00:13:05.360 Or anything like that

00:13:06.640 And I'm just

00:13:07.080 I know you're a car guy Andy

00:13:08.520 I'm curious

00:13:09.360 You think there's something

00:13:10.800 Culturally

00:13:11.480 About Americans

00:13:12.760 That we just

00:13:13.460 Did you not watch

00:13:15.060 Ford vs Ferrari

00:13:15.820 Well I haven't seen it yet

00:13:17.220 What

00:13:17.620 I haven't seen it yet

00:13:19.140 But I mean it's just

00:13:19.900 It's interesting

00:13:20.440 Because I just think

00:13:21.220 The rest of the world

00:13:22.640 See like if you were

00:13:23.160 My inner circle

00:13:23.800 And I can't

00:13:24.220 I guess I can say it

00:13:25.340 If I'm on this show

00:13:25.940 Like our friends

00:13:26.520 Is what we say to each other

00:13:27.360 Like if you did something

00:13:28.400 Like that

00:13:28.660 And you haven't seen it

00:13:29.380 And you're like

00:13:29.840 Asking this question

00:13:30.520 I'd be like

00:13:30.900 You should go kill yourself

00:13:31.740 But my friends

00:13:33.180 I can say that

00:13:33.640 Well I plan to see it

00:13:34.500 You can't really say that shit

00:13:35.280 But I mean it's just interesting

00:13:36.760 Because Americans

00:13:37.340 Historically like

00:13:38.200 We like the big

00:13:39.280 Heavy

00:13:39.780 You know SUVs

00:13:41.140 We like the

00:13:41.640 We like the

00:13:42.300 I'm going to steal this

00:13:43.000 Directly from Andrew

00:13:43.660 He told me

00:13:44.240 Tesla's cool

00:13:45.340 It's got no soul

00:13:45.960 So

00:13:47.220 You have to understand

00:13:49.000 America's different

00:13:50.840 Okay

00:13:51.280 In a lot of places

00:13:53.480 On earth

00:13:53.900 Most other places

00:13:54.780 That I've been

00:13:55.440 People look at the cars

00:13:56.780 As a mode of

00:13:58.660 A to B

00:13:59.360 So they're trying

00:14:00.720 It's not

00:14:01.560 It's not

00:14:01.580 What it is

00:14:02.720 To Americans

00:14:03.740 Typically

00:14:04.240 American culture

00:14:05.200 Starting in the 50s

00:14:07.200 And even before that

00:14:08.440 Cars were a reflection

00:14:10.500 Of personality

00:14:11.440 So

00:14:12.360 They became something

00:14:13.940 That people

00:14:14.500 Took pride in

00:14:15.740 And sort of attached

00:14:16.840 What they felt

00:14:18.240 Their personality was

00:14:20.040 And that's where

00:14:20.860 That shit started

00:14:21.660 So people started

00:14:22.420 Customizing

00:14:23.220 And doing all this

00:14:24.280 Crazy stuff

00:14:25.040 And dude

00:14:25.780 The culture of cars

00:14:26.700 In America

00:14:27.240 Is more so

00:14:28.240 About identity

00:14:28.940 And experience

00:14:29.760 Than it is

00:14:30.300 Transportation

00:14:30.920 A lot of people

00:14:32.160 Don't understand that

00:14:32.940 Like there's definitely

00:14:34.260 A whole lot of people

00:14:35.300 In America

00:14:35.820 That look at it

00:14:36.560 A to B

00:14:37.240 Right

00:14:37.760 No problem with that

00:14:38.820 And drive Honda Accord

00:14:39.640 Yeah that's cool

00:14:40.260 For real

00:14:41.120 You know yeah

00:14:41.740 Yeah

00:14:41.960 And they always decide

00:14:44.380 To look at car people

00:14:45.420 And think

00:14:45.800 Oh that motherfucker's

00:14:46.700 Just doing that

00:14:47.120 To show off

00:14:47.780 Or this or that

00:14:48.360 He's got a little dick

00:14:49.060 Yeah right

00:14:49.580 Those are people

00:14:50.460 That don't get it

00:14:51.200 It's like

00:14:51.800 It's like fashion

00:14:52.880 Not everybody

00:14:53.500 Understands fashion

00:14:54.780 Not everybody

00:14:55.760 Understands

00:14:56.520 Aren't

00:14:57.240 Nor do they care

00:14:57.980 Yeah right

00:14:58.440 But people for some reason

00:15:00.320 They look at cars

00:15:01.260 And when they don't get it

00:15:02.420 They think it's a status thing

00:15:04.240 It's not a status thing

00:15:05.780 It's an experience thing

00:15:07.280 You know what I mean

00:15:08.280 So I mean

00:15:09.240 It is a status thing

00:15:10.180 For certain people

00:15:11.020 But we're talking about

00:15:12.140 People who have

00:15:12.700 The real passion for cars

00:15:14.140 Like I do

00:15:15.800 And you do

00:15:16.300 And Dave does

00:15:17.000 We all have that

00:15:18.140 Even Tyler has it

00:15:19.100 We

00:15:19.780 I mean

00:15:20.840 He does

00:15:21.460 So

00:15:22.040 We

00:15:23.360 I mean

00:15:24.560 What do you think Dave

00:15:25.340 I mean you're a fucking car guy

00:15:26.760 I mean

00:15:27.860 I think

00:15:28.380 There's definitely

00:15:29.440 Multiple types of

00:15:30.820 Car guys

00:15:32.460 In

00:15:33.240 America

00:15:34.020 Especially

00:15:34.540 But I think

00:15:35.940 When it comes down to

00:15:37.340 Like

00:15:37.600 True enthusiasts

00:15:39.080 I think

00:15:40.280 Like you said

00:15:40.840 It's more about

00:15:41.940 Making the car

00:15:43.300 Like an extension of them

00:15:45.480 Right

00:15:45.800 You know what I mean

00:15:46.380 Right

00:15:46.680 And like

00:15:47.740 Translating like their identity

00:15:49.560 Through that car

00:15:51.180 Yeah

00:15:51.580 So I think that

00:15:52.780 A lot of

00:15:53.780 Like the trend right now

00:15:54.780 With cars

00:15:55.480 Is going away from

00:15:57.800 Something that's more oriented

00:15:59.140 Towards the driver

00:16:00.080 And it's

00:16:01.000 Becoming more

00:16:02.040 Objective

00:16:03.020 You know

00:16:03.360 Let's make

00:16:04.480 The most efficient

00:16:05.640 The you know

00:16:06.460 Whatever

00:16:06.800 And at the same time

00:16:08.520 There's a big group of people

00:16:09.460 In America

00:16:09.940 Especially I think

00:16:11.100 That push back against that

00:16:13.040 Obviously they're still

00:16:13.900 Going to sell a lot of them

00:16:14.820 You know

00:16:15.380 Because the majority

00:16:16.500 Of the population

00:16:17.060 Is going to want

00:16:17.760 That efficient

00:16:19.020 Right

00:16:19.420 Car

00:16:20.460 But there's going to be

00:16:21.220 Pushback

00:16:21.700 Right

00:16:22.080 Yeah

00:16:22.360 Well I mean

00:16:22.720 It's just like Dave

00:16:23.340 Like Dave doesn't want

00:16:24.580 To identify as an Asian

00:16:25.460 But he's an Asian

00:16:26.020 He won't drive an Asian car

00:16:27.500 He's a German

00:16:28.940 He loves the German machines

00:16:30.560 I like a lot of stuff

00:16:31.860 No he likes

00:16:32.520 I like a lot of stuff

00:16:33.520 He's got a GTR

00:16:34.920 Listen

00:16:35.800 I sold that

00:16:36.760 Oh you did

00:16:37.380 Yeah it's gone

00:16:37.840 Oh man

00:16:39.040 No but I think

00:16:39.680 To Vaughn's point

00:16:40.580 Like yeah I mean

00:16:41.260 The reason that people

00:16:42.740 Are unassumed by hybrid cars

00:16:43.920 Is because they're very unassuming

00:16:44.800 You know what I mean

00:16:45.540 Dude

00:16:46.160 They're cool right

00:16:47.260 Like

00:16:47.620 Like I can always tell

00:16:49.480 What kind of car person it is

00:16:50.880 By the people who talk about

00:16:51.840 How cool Teslas are

00:16:52.840 Like

00:16:53.480 No offense

00:16:54.560 Dude I respect the tech

00:16:56.320 I respect Musk

00:16:57.800 It's fast as fuck

00:16:58.800 I think it's awesome

00:16:59.140 It's cool

00:17:00.060 Zero to 60

00:17:00.780 But like

00:17:01.720 When I post a picture of like

00:17:03.560 My 1970 Chevelle

00:17:05.620 That I literally like

00:17:07.160 Worship

00:17:08.340 As far as the baddest car

00:17:10.320 I've ever seen in my life

00:17:11.420 And they're like

00:17:12.660 My fucking Tesla

00:17:13.700 Will beat it

00:17:14.360 Good

00:17:14.840 Don't give a shit

00:17:16.400 Like that's not what cars are about

00:17:18.320 Those are like people

00:17:19.260 Who don't experience

00:17:20.440 They don't understand

00:17:21.560 The experience of a car

00:17:22.780 There's a certain experience

00:17:24.400 It's visceral

00:17:25.520 It's personal

00:17:26.580 It's

00:17:27.280 You know

00:17:28.060 You hit the

00:17:28.800 Accelerator

00:17:30.180 It makes a noise

00:17:31.060 It makes a certain smell

00:17:32.580 You feel a certain way

00:17:34.220 Dude I even do that

00:17:35.380 With my son

00:17:35.960 Right

00:17:36.400 You know

00:17:36.800 Like I want him to experience

00:17:37.860 That power and the smell

00:17:39.260 And you just can't get that

00:17:40.340 With a Tesla

00:17:40.940 No

00:17:41.220 It's the truth

00:17:41.960 Well we were raised

00:17:42.980 A little differently though

00:17:43.660 Andrew and I were

00:17:44.220 Like you could put us

00:17:46.000 In a situation

00:17:46.620 Like if the plane

00:17:47.460 Was going down

00:17:48.200 You would call us

00:17:49.100 And be like

00:17:49.340 Hey can you help

00:17:50.080 Fly this plane

00:17:50.660 Yeah

00:17:51.740 We can get in there

00:17:52.780 And figure it out

00:17:53.380 We were raised around motors

00:17:54.540 Like our entire lives

00:17:55.460 From you know

00:17:56.280 Little 50's

00:17:57.380 And 80's

00:17:57.920 And 125's

00:17:58.960 Everything

00:17:59.340 Written everything

00:18:00.140 It's got two wheels

00:18:00.720 Three wheels

00:18:01.100 Four wheelers

00:18:01.600 I don't give a fuck

00:18:02.320 Like I want to

00:18:03.000 Hit the throttle

00:18:03.640 And get in it

00:18:04.140 And get after it

00:18:04.700 And I think there's a great

00:18:05.900 Portion of America

00:18:07.700 That was raised that way

00:18:08.760 You know what I mean

00:18:09.320 Do you think it's

00:18:10.060 Probably the same people

00:18:10.860 Who fought each other

00:18:11.600 Do you think gasoline

00:18:12.940 Is absolutely essential

00:18:14.720 To that experience

00:18:15.640 Of the car

00:18:16.060 Because I'm just

00:18:16.680 I'm just

00:18:17.360 Currently

00:18:18.240 Well I'm saying like

00:18:19.500 Do you think the reason

00:18:20.480 Well no

00:18:21.020 Because you could get that

00:18:21.880 With a big diesel truck too

00:18:23.200 Well what I mean by that

00:18:24.600 Is that

00:18:24.860 They're saying fossil fuels

00:18:25.940 Well what I mean by that

00:18:26.920 Is that

00:18:27.300 Do you think there's just

00:18:28.300 The nature of electric cars

00:18:30.160 That there's just no way

00:18:31.700 That they could be as cool

00:18:33.060 As like a gasoline car

00:18:33.820 I wouldn't say that

00:18:34.760 I would say that currently

00:18:36.280 They're not doing it

00:18:37.800 And the technology is new

00:18:39.400 And it hasn't

00:18:40.540 They haven't been able

00:18:41.640 To create that kind of

00:18:43.080 Feel with the technology yet

00:18:45.620 So I would say

00:18:46.580 Currently

00:18:47.040 Absolutely

00:18:47.620 That's true

00:18:48.440 But that doesn't mean

00:18:49.800 That it'll be true

00:18:50.500 In five years

00:18:51.180 Or ten years

00:18:51.920 So that could change

00:18:53.960 You know what I mean

00:18:54.800 Like Tesla could come out

00:18:56.400 With a new

00:18:56.980 I mean fuck

00:18:58.300 On the early MSCEO podcast

00:19:00.060 I fucking made a whole episode

00:19:02.220 About how Harley

00:19:03.060 Will never make an electric bike

00:19:04.300 And they're not fucking making it

00:19:05.400 Yeah and it's fast

00:19:06.140 Yeah

00:19:06.620 So but dude

00:19:08.160 I'm going to tell you what

00:19:09.020 There's a huge segment

00:19:10.620 Of Harley Davidson

00:19:11.280 That's not going to ride

00:19:12.140 Harley Davidson

00:19:12.680 Because they make that electric bike

00:19:14.020 Yeah well

00:19:14.520 And there are some things

00:19:16.000 Like you can see

00:19:16.700 That it's

00:19:17.280 You know it's the unassuming

00:19:18.660 Like even in the new M5

00:19:20.100 They're piping in

00:19:20.940 Electronic exhaust

00:19:22.320 Inside the car

00:19:23.280 So you get a better visceral feel

00:19:24.580 Right

00:19:25.060 So you think it's loud inside

00:19:26.460 But that's really

00:19:26.880 That's a noise

00:19:27.860 It's coming through the audio

00:19:28.700 Like it's actually a plug in play

00:19:30.520 You know what I'm saying

00:19:31.140 So like yes

00:19:31.820 There's got to be some

00:19:32.680 Some research to like

00:19:33.720 People want to hear the sound

00:19:34.580 And you know

00:19:35.240 They want to feel that

00:19:36.120 Right

00:19:36.320 Because they

00:19:36.620 Like sensory wise

00:19:38.500 They associate that

00:19:39.400 With coolness

00:19:40.100 Yeah

00:19:40.400 Makes me badass

00:19:41.300 People always say that to me

00:19:42.780 Like that

00:19:43.200 You guys out there

00:19:44.100 That drive Teslas

00:19:44.940 You ain't that fucking cool

00:19:46.020 Okay

00:19:46.560 Like you're not

00:19:47.920 You got

00:19:48.980 What do you have

00:19:50.040 That's that cool

00:19:50.720 I will tell you

00:19:51.400 That 100D is fast as fuck

00:19:52.600 It's fast

00:19:53.180 But like dude

00:19:54.300 I don't get

00:19:54.940 I'm with you

00:19:55.620 I agree

00:19:56.100 Like when people say to me

00:19:56.900 Like if I post a picture

00:19:58.100 Of a car that I like

00:19:59.680 Or one that I own

00:20:01.000 Or whatever

00:20:01.440 They always got to say it

00:20:03.620 Like the Tesla motherfuckers

00:20:04.940 Always got to say it

00:20:06.220 Fuck here's a picture

00:20:07.280 Of my Tesla

00:20:07.780 I'm like

00:20:09.400 And then they say this

00:20:11.020 You know what they say next Dave

00:20:13.360 You're gonna beat that car

00:20:15.040 In a drag race

00:20:15.720 Oh yeah

00:20:16.020 Get the fuck out of here dude

00:20:17.640 Yeah you're gonna drag race

00:20:19.180 Straight into fucking

00:20:20.180 The Apple store

00:20:21.220 With your fucking

00:20:21.860 Harry Potter glasses

00:20:22.800 And then on to Starbucks

00:20:23.940 And sit there

00:20:25.000 And pretend like you're somebody

00:20:26.080 Get the fuck out of my face

00:20:27.380 I don't know

00:20:27.760 I like Apple and Starbucks

00:20:29.140 I'm just saying

00:20:30.060 Well dude

00:20:31.820 I'm just saying

00:20:33.060 Like I'm not saying

00:20:34.020 I'm not going out

00:20:34.960 I'm not dude

00:20:35.600 I'm not commenting

00:20:36.640 On everybody's Tesla picture

00:20:37.980 And being like

00:20:38.580 It's a piece of shit

00:20:39.240 Bro

00:20:39.620 That'd be like fucking your sister

00:20:41.280 Yeah yeah yeah

00:20:42.100 Like dude

00:20:42.360 I don't

00:20:42.840 Because that's what I think

00:20:43.940 But we were

00:20:45.080 Like I think for

00:20:46.500 You know I speak for Andrew and I

00:20:47.500 We were from that era

00:20:48.480 Where you know

00:20:49.180 My dad

00:20:49.820 You know we rode horses

00:20:50.980 We rode dirt bikes

00:20:52.320 We fought each other

00:20:53.240 Like that's part of what it is

00:20:54.440 But we

00:20:55.100 We have that love for motors

00:20:56.860 Like he sent me a 1977

00:20:58.560 Chevy 350 van yesterday

00:21:00.560 Yeah with airbrush on the side

00:21:02.260 And shag carpeting on the floor

00:21:03.600 Bitch

00:21:03.920 All original

00:21:04.380 That was the shit

00:21:05.040 But that's fucking cool

00:21:06.120 You know what I mean

00:21:06.620 Like there's a

00:21:07.580 There's a

00:21:08.280 A huge

00:21:08.980 And some people don't give a shit about that

00:21:10.660 Most people be like

00:21:11.300 What the

00:21:11.860 Like you go to the car show

00:21:12.920 And everybody's like

00:21:13.360 Why the fuck is that thing

00:21:14.260 Yeah but it's just cool

00:21:15.280 Yeah and it's like

00:21:15.880 Right

00:21:16.200 Because it's fucking awesome

00:21:17.180 You know what I mean

00:21:17.680 It's an era

00:21:18.180 It's a time

00:21:18.760 It tells a story

00:21:19.500 I mean there's a lot of dudes

00:21:20.320 Who got laid in the back of that van

00:21:21.440 I think they should DNA check that carpet

00:21:25.860 Oh dude

00:21:26.660 Some Dave's running around

00:21:27.980 No

00:21:28.360 No no no no

00:21:29.040 They spray that bitch with

00:21:30.440 What's that shit called

00:21:31.520 Luminol

00:21:32.000 It'd be glowing

00:21:32.220 It'd be glowing in the dark

00:21:33.940 Fucking

00:21:35.140 Some dead bodies

00:21:36.420 You know what I mean

00:21:37.060 So funny

00:21:38.040 Y'all want to see a dead body

00:21:38.880 You all

00:21:39.440 You ever seen Boys in the Hood

00:21:40.620 It's been a long time

00:21:42.780 But I still haven't seen

00:21:43.820 You gotta go back

00:21:44.320 I still haven't seen

00:21:44.880 What is the one you want to make

00:21:45.720 It's straight out of Compton

00:21:46.620 I still haven't seen that one

00:21:47.560 What

00:21:47.660 How do you not see that

00:21:48.900 I know I got to

00:21:49.760 Dude you should watch

00:21:50.260 I watched Boys in the Hood

00:21:51.260 This was about

00:21:51.760 I don't know

00:21:52.980 Two months ago or something

00:21:54.460 It was Saturday night

00:21:55.620 Raquel had fallen asleep

00:21:56.460 And Boys in the Hood was on

00:21:57.200 It was fucking awesome

00:21:58.640 Boys in the Hood is a good movie

00:21:59.480 It reminded me of Marco Glogovac

00:22:01.020 Why

00:22:01.860 Because we couldn't

00:22:02.920 Remember like dad would never let us

00:22:04.180 Have that shit in our house

00:22:05.020 Or mom would never let us

00:22:06.260 But Marco

00:22:06.740 Marco is one of our friends

00:22:07.940 That wasn't the movie

00:22:08.860 It was the fucking soundtrack

00:22:10.460 Yeah dude

00:22:11.300 Yeah

00:22:11.820 The soundtrack

00:22:12.760 I'll tell you what that reminds me of

00:22:13.760 Our buddy Marco back then

00:22:14.820 His parents were a little bit more liberal

00:22:16.200 In the sense of like

00:22:16.840 Marco he probably had some extra

00:22:19.200 Playboys in the house

00:22:19.980 You know what I mean

00:22:20.400 And we watched that movie over there

00:22:22.260 And I remember dude

00:22:22.900 I was thinking

00:22:23.420 God damn

00:22:24.440 This is fucking good

00:22:25.180 Y'all want to see a dead body

00:22:27.120 Yeah that's some good shit man

00:22:28.740 That reminds me of the time

00:22:29.780 That I completely

00:22:31.040 Completely stymied you

00:22:33.040 Because you didn't think

00:22:33.740 That I knew any

00:22:34.420 Yeah I mean

00:22:35.040 It was my moment of

00:22:36.360 My moment of pride

00:22:37.400 Where I actually proved

00:22:38.460 That I actually knew

00:22:39.260 Some gangster rap

00:22:39.380 Gangster rap

00:22:40.380 Is that you should have played

00:22:41.800 The character of the guy

00:22:42.660 In office space

00:22:43.260 Who was rapping to himself

00:22:44.460 And rolled the window up

00:22:45.320 The same guy that went out

00:22:46.240 And beat the fucking printer

00:22:47.040 Up in the field

00:22:47.640 Express his anger

00:22:49.440 Sal and Andy didn't believe

00:22:51.060 That I knew some easy E

00:22:52.120 And NWA lyrics

00:22:52.820 And he does

00:22:53.180 I had to prove them wrong

00:22:53.860 Call him on it

00:22:54.440 It's fucking good

00:22:55.100 I spit some bars

00:22:55.880 But we're not going to do it right now

00:22:57.720 Anyway guys

00:22:58.480 I don't know if you saw

00:22:59.640 The you know

00:23:00.700 Every year around this time

00:23:01.700 We have the time

00:23:02.520 Person of the year

00:23:03.440 I don't know if you saw

00:23:04.540 Who it was

00:23:05.080 Did you see who it was Andy

00:23:06.300 Yes

00:23:08.460 It was Greta Thunberg

00:23:10.860 Who I don't know

00:23:12.260 If anybody knows who she is

00:23:13.340 By now you probably do

00:23:14.360 She's the 16 year old

00:23:15.960 What is she from

00:23:16.820 Like Sweden

00:23:17.360 And she's the eco warrior

00:23:19.160 How dare you bring this

00:23:20.500 On to my show

00:23:21.260 How dare you

00:23:21.920 I know

00:23:22.360 I know

00:23:22.880 Jesus

00:23:23.220 But yeah

00:23:24.740 So I don't know

00:23:26.340 Hey look

00:23:26.940 Here's the deal

00:23:27.780 What do you think

00:23:28.180 Look man

00:23:29.260 Look

00:23:31.100 Okay

00:23:33.080 Should she have been

00:23:35.180 Time person

00:23:35.740 Here fuck no

00:23:36.620 Okay

00:23:37.440 But with that being said

00:23:39.260 I have a lot of respect

00:23:40.900 For someone

00:23:41.500 Who wants to stand up

00:23:42.520 Against criticism

00:23:43.380 And who believes

00:23:44.580 In their cause

00:23:45.340 And who wants to be

00:23:46.580 Out there

00:23:47.020 And do that

00:23:47.980 But

00:23:48.760 The fact of the matter

00:23:51.100 Is

00:23:51.540 Is there was just

00:23:52.260 A number of

00:23:53.500 Better choices

00:23:54.600 So

00:23:55.540 While I don't agree

00:23:57.420 With

00:23:57.840 What they do with her

00:23:59.600 Where they just

00:24:00.140 Parade her around

00:24:00.980 And let her

00:24:01.700 Like basically

00:24:02.500 Yell at everybody

00:24:03.340 And say

00:24:04.320 You stole my

00:24:06.220 Childhood

00:24:06.860 And you did

00:24:07.340 This

00:24:07.820 And did that

00:24:09.340 While she flies

00:24:10.300 Around on a

00:24:10.900 Fucking airplane

00:24:11.600 That puts out

00:24:12.140 More fossil fuel

00:24:13.000 Emissions than

00:24:13.700 You know what I'm

00:24:14.620 Saying

00:24:14.840 Like a lot of

00:24:15.920 What's going on

00:24:16.640 With this

00:24:16.960 Just doesn't add up

00:24:17.920 And I think

00:24:18.360 People are pretty

00:24:19.100 Smart to

00:24:19.660 Most people

00:24:20.880 Are pretty smart

00:24:21.540 To recognize

00:24:22.280 That there's

00:24:23.320 An agenda

00:24:23.900 Being pushed there

00:24:24.880 Which I don't

00:24:25.880 Even think

00:24:26.280 Is a bad agenda

00:24:27.220 Like should we

00:24:28.540 Take care of

00:24:29.040 The planet

00:24:29.480 Yeah

00:24:30.900 Should we

00:24:32.040 Do better

00:24:33.320 As humans

00:24:33.920 Yes

00:24:34.860 Should we

00:24:36.140 Try to be

00:24:37.180 Conscious of

00:24:37.960 Environmental issues

00:24:39.360 Sure

00:24:40.080 I agree with that

00:24:41.320 But what I don't

00:24:42.200 Agree with

00:24:42.800 Is parading

00:24:44.180 A 16 year old

00:24:45.340 Girl

00:24:46.300 Around the world

00:24:48.600 As a spokesperson

00:24:49.600 To push an agenda

00:24:50.780 So much so

00:24:52.080 That she gets to be

00:24:53.500 On the cover

00:24:54.000 Of Time magazine

00:24:54.920 When there's

00:24:55.880 Literally thousands

00:24:56.980 And thousands

00:24:57.900 And thousands

00:24:58.800 And probably

00:24:59.660 Tens of thousands

00:25:00.580 Of people

00:25:01.160 Who would be

00:25:01.880 Better choices

00:25:02.780 Yeah

00:25:04.000 What goes to my mind

00:25:06.240 When I see something

00:25:07.340 Like that

00:25:07.780 With her on the

00:25:08.280 Front cover

00:25:08.660 Is I just say

00:25:09.380 Like how does

00:25:10.660 The conversation

00:25:11.440 Play out

00:25:12.020 Like if you're

00:25:12.600 What does it teach

00:25:13.160 Bro

00:25:13.560 What does it teach

00:25:14.780 It teaches us

00:25:16.140 That to be relevant

00:25:17.360 In today's world

00:25:18.880 All you have to do

00:25:20.460 Is bitch

00:25:22.360 About stuff

00:25:23.280 You know what I'm

00:25:24.180 Saying

00:25:24.420 Like what is she

00:25:26.000 Doing to fix it

00:25:27.540 And not only that

00:25:28.740 And I'm sure she's

00:25:29.660 Doing some things

00:25:30.420 Okay

00:25:30.720 But

00:25:31.660 I mean

00:25:33.500 What about people

00:25:35.520 Who are truly

00:25:36.580 Contributing

00:25:37.540 To

00:25:38.840 Things that are

00:25:40.900 Good happening

00:25:41.640 Like they're actually

00:25:42.380 Doing the shit

00:25:43.360 They're not just

00:25:44.200 Saying

00:25:44.600 Don't do that

00:25:46.920 Like I don't

00:25:48.240 I don't know

00:25:49.300 What is the criteria

00:25:50.620 To be time person

00:25:51.680 Of the year

00:25:52.120 That's what I want

00:25:52.860 To know

00:25:53.080 What is the criteria

00:25:53.840 I mean

00:25:54.180 I think she's

00:25:54.800 Being used as a pawn

00:25:56.140 That's my problem

00:25:56.860 With it

00:25:57.240 But the second

00:25:57.920 You know

00:25:58.240 If I was

00:25:58.640 Yeah but you don't

00:25:59.520 Disagree that the

00:26:00.460 Like you don't sit there

00:26:01.580 And say the cause

00:26:02.320 Is ridiculous

00:26:03.020 No but

00:26:03.680 It's a good cause

00:26:04.660 It's a great cause

00:26:05.280 But you're taking

00:26:05.680 Perspective

00:26:06.320 You know

00:26:06.820 From a young girl

00:26:07.540 Who screams and yells

00:26:09.160 And then the media

00:26:09.780 Grabs onto it

00:26:10.440 And they can run with it

00:26:11.060 It's ridiculous

00:26:11.740 Yeah

00:26:12.120 I mean

00:26:12.540 It's ridiculous

00:26:12.960 I look at

00:26:13.560 On the flip side

00:26:14.540 Right

00:26:14.740 Now dude

00:26:15.600 I will say

00:26:17.260 This is my other

00:26:18.320 Fucking thing on it

00:26:19.220 Like I said

00:26:19.820 Something about it

00:26:20.520 On the MFCEO project

00:26:21.820 A while back

00:26:23.040 I think

00:26:23.400 Didn't I

00:26:23.800 Yeah

00:26:24.520 Yeah

00:26:24.860 I mean this is

00:26:25.700 An old

00:26:26.000 This is kind of

00:26:26.540 An older story

00:26:27.620 And I got a lot

00:26:30.120 Of people who

00:26:30.740 Hit me up

00:26:31.260 And they're like

00:26:31.660 Yeah motherfucker

00:26:32.320 Pretty cool for

00:26:33.740 A 39 year old

00:26:36.880 Dude to fucking

00:26:37.720 Blah blah blah

00:26:38.840 Blah blah

00:26:39.340 You know

00:26:40.220 And trash

00:26:40.720 You know what

00:26:41.700 I'm not trying

00:26:42.520 To trash anybody

00:26:43.500 I just think

00:26:45.080 It's ridiculous

00:26:45.620 Yeah

00:26:46.220 Yeah

00:26:46.720 I mean that's

00:26:47.400 That's what

00:26:47.820 It comes down to

00:26:48.360 And I do think

00:26:49.060 That people should

00:26:50.060 Be very careful

00:26:50.760 How they address her

00:26:51.960 Because this is

00:26:53.460 A young person

00:26:54.220 This is a 16 year old

00:26:55.740 Girl

00:26:56.020 And we have people

00:26:57.480 Coming out

00:26:58.160 From you know

00:27:00.000 The far right

00:27:02.940 Of society

00:27:03.760 Being like

00:27:04.300 Fuck her

00:27:05.020 She's a piece of shit

00:27:06.520 No she's not

00:27:07.780 That doesn't mean anything

00:27:08.740 She's trying to do

00:27:09.620 Something that she

00:27:10.360 Thinks is good

00:27:11.300 That's right

00:27:11.760 Try to imagine

00:27:12.660 Someone being

00:27:14.720 16 years old

00:27:16.720 Or yourself

00:27:17.380 16 years old

00:27:18.220 And how you would

00:27:18.900 Handle that sort

00:27:20.260 Of attack

00:27:20.900 I don't believe

00:27:22.000 That that's okay

00:27:22.660 To just attack

00:27:23.560 But I don't agree

00:27:24.980 That that's the right

00:27:25.680 Choice either

00:27:26.420 And I think

00:27:27.120 That's how most

00:27:27.700 People feel about it

00:27:28.580 Dude Justin Bieber

00:27:29.380 Yeah I brought

00:27:30.660 Justin Bieber

00:27:31.280 On your show

00:27:31.880 He made a post

00:27:32.920 Bieber's gonna be

00:27:33.660 On the show

00:27:34.140 He's a stud man

00:27:34.980 Yeah

00:27:35.200 So and I gained

00:27:36.160 A lot

00:27:36.400 A great deal of

00:27:37.180 Respect from him

00:27:37.820 From this post

00:27:38.580 This was probably

00:27:38.920 Six months ago

00:27:39.620 I'll look it up

00:27:40.200 I'll send it to you

00:27:40.780 But he

00:27:41.620 He's actually

00:27:42.760 A pretty good writer

00:27:43.300 He writes these

00:27:43.740 Little things to himself

00:27:44.540 And then he posts them

00:27:45.260 But he wrote

00:27:46.200 He's like you know

00:27:46.900 I realize that I've been

00:27:49.180 An asshole in life

00:27:50.000 And I've realized

00:27:50.860 I've done a lot

00:27:51.480 Of wrong things

00:27:52.040 But all I ask

00:27:53.140 Is that for your

00:27:53.740 Tolerance to put

00:27:54.420 Yourself in my shoes

00:27:55.140 I was a 14 year

00:27:55.900 Little boy

00:27:56.780 I made more money

00:27:57.500 Than anybody knew

00:27:58.120 What to do

00:27:58.440 I never had to

00:27:59.540 Cut the grass

00:28:00.120 I don't know how

00:28:01.400 To reel up

00:28:03.180 A garden hose

00:28:03.820 I don't know how

00:28:04.440 To do the basic

00:28:04.980 Necessities of life

00:28:05.780 Because people

00:28:06.180 Did those for me

00:28:06.800 And I wasn't

00:28:07.200 Forced to grow up

00:28:08.080 To become a young man

00:28:09.220 And so when I was

00:28:09.900 Given all this money

00:28:10.600 And all this opportunity

00:28:11.300 I did what any other

00:28:12.680 14, 16, 18 year old

00:28:14.000 Guy would do

00:28:14.420 I would buy Lamborghinis

00:28:15.340 And race them

00:28:15.760 And get drunk

00:28:16.240 And do all these things

00:28:16.940 Because nobody

00:28:17.440 Would tell him no

00:28:18.160 He had no rules

00:28:19.340 So I read that post

00:28:21.080 From him

00:28:21.380 And it was like

00:28:21.860 An understanding

00:28:22.340 Because I used to

00:28:22.840 Think he was a turd

00:28:23.640 Bro that's a huge

00:28:24.820 Realization

00:28:25.880 Yeah I thought

00:28:26.880 He was a turd

00:28:27.460 And you know

00:28:27.880 After that moment

00:28:28.480 I thought you know

00:28:28.940 What I like this

00:28:29.840 Fucking kid

00:28:30.500 Well Sal

00:28:31.340 The thing is bro

00:28:32.380 Is we don't know

00:28:34.140 What it's like

00:28:34.680 To be someone else

00:28:35.140 There's only like

00:28:35.880 10 people that

00:28:36.740 Could say

00:28:37.080 Had been in his shoes

00:28:38.280 It's not just him

00:28:39.160 It's anybody

00:28:40.040 Versus anybody

00:28:41.340 Right

00:28:41.640 We don't know

00:28:42.820 Look man

00:28:43.740 I don't know

00:28:45.700 What it's like

00:28:46.380 To not be me

00:28:47.220 Like I don't

00:28:47.960 Fucking know

00:28:48.780 Like I don't know

00:28:50.000 What it's like

00:28:50.580 To be you

00:28:51.200 And I don't know

00:28:51.820 What it's like

00:28:52.320 To be you

00:28:52.940 And I don't know

00:28:53.880 What it's like

00:28:54.320 To be you

00:28:54.940 And I don't know

00:28:55.820 What it's like

00:28:56.300 For you to see me

00:28:57.320 We're all in that

00:28:58.940 Same scenario

00:28:59.720 So there's a

00:29:00.760 In my opinion

00:29:02.160 There is a lot

00:29:03.220 Of fucking

00:29:03.680 You could really

00:29:04.760 Tell a lot about

00:29:05.460 People by how

00:29:06.160 They judge people

00:29:06.960 Off of

00:29:07.560 Off of

00:29:08.460 One or two sentences

00:29:10.080 Or one

00:29:10.540 And that's

00:29:11.160 You know

00:29:12.000 Like I think

00:29:13.200 As a society

00:29:13.960 It's probably a good idea

00:29:14.900 That we all try

00:29:15.500 To like remember that

00:29:16.520 You know what I mean

00:29:17.380 Like you don't know

00:29:18.680 What it's like

00:29:19.240 To be this

00:29:19.880 Greta

00:29:21.220 Who is 16 years old

00:29:22.960 With fucking

00:29:23.900 Half the world

00:29:25.020 Being like

00:29:25.460 Fuck you

00:29:26.160 Shut the fuck up

00:29:27.620 Like dude

00:29:28.180 We're

00:29:28.360 I mean I think

00:29:29.320 As adults

00:29:29.780 We're kind of

00:29:30.640 Past that

00:29:31.100 We should be better

00:29:32.160 Than that

00:29:32.480 Right

00:29:32.920 You know

00:29:33.320 So like

00:29:33.980 And I'll be honest

00:29:36.560 The first time

00:29:37.560 I spoke about it

00:29:38.300 I hadn't

00:29:38.800 You know

00:29:39.060 I poked

00:29:39.600 A little fun

00:29:40.120 Myself

00:29:40.580 Cause it was funny

00:29:41.380 Yeah

00:29:41.820 Like

00:29:42.120 The how dare you

00:29:43.440 Thing

00:29:43.680 It makes me giggle

00:29:44.500 Like I think

00:29:45.220 It's actually funny

00:29:46.040 Right

00:29:46.460 For real

00:29:47.520 Yeah

00:29:48.000 I still think

00:29:48.480 It's fucking funny

00:29:48.960 Like it was ridiculous

00:29:50.080 But as a grown man

00:29:52.580 I think it's

00:29:53.920 Something that all

00:29:55.200 Adults should remember

00:29:56.120 Is that she's 16

00:29:57.020 And she's

00:29:58.440 Not in control

00:29:59.240 Of her whole entire life

00:30:00.320 And she has people

00:30:01.480 In her ears saying

00:30:02.200 Go say this

00:30:02.820 And it'll do this

00:30:03.560 Go do this

00:30:04.440 And it'll do this

00:30:05.160 That's not cool

00:30:06.580 Because people are

00:30:08.300 Then using their agenda

00:30:09.740 To push onto her

00:30:11.340 To make her go out

00:30:12.640 And she takes the

00:30:13.360 Fucking heat for it

00:30:14.340 So I don't like that shit

00:30:15.620 Yeah

00:30:15.940 I don't

00:30:16.380 That's my point

00:30:16.960 Of being a pawn

00:30:17.540 But yes

00:30:18.060 You know what I mean

00:30:18.480 But do I think

00:30:19.160 That's her fault

00:30:19.860 No I do not

00:30:20.620 I think she's

00:30:21.340 I think she is

00:30:23.060 She's still a little girl

00:30:23.560 I think she fucking

00:30:24.640 Believes wholeheartedly

00:30:26.000 In what she's saying

00:30:26.640 Yeah she's saying

00:30:27.140 She thinks she's right

00:30:28.060 Why wouldn't she believe that

00:30:29.440 That's why she has

00:30:29.920 So much passion

00:30:30.500 That's

00:30:31.060 Well why wouldn't she

00:30:31.940 Believe that

00:30:32.600 When

00:30:32.860 The people she loves

00:30:34.420 The most

00:30:34.820 Are the ones

00:30:35.240 Telling her that

00:30:35.940 That's right

00:30:36.360 So

00:30:36.920 Let's not

00:30:38.800 If she says dumb shit

00:30:40.220 Let's not jump

00:30:41.200 All over her case

00:30:42.180 The bottom line is

00:30:45.520 Are there people

00:30:46.540 More deserving

00:30:47.160 To be fucking

00:30:47.980 Time person of the year

00:30:49.280 I think

00:30:49.640 Yes

00:30:50.320 Yeah

00:30:50.920 Lots of them

00:30:51.660 I think Joe Burrow

00:30:53.140 Did you see the kid

00:30:53.700 That won the Heisman

00:30:54.280 This weekend

00:30:54.780 Of course

00:30:55.920 Did you see his speech

00:30:56.660 Yeah

00:30:57.000 It's fucking rad

00:30:57.860 It was awesome

00:30:58.620 Did you see it

00:30:59.560 No

00:30:59.820 It was awesome dude

00:31:00.740 I know he's a stud though

00:31:01.700 He's a stud

00:31:02.280 A lot of people hate him

00:31:03.340 Well the thing

00:31:04.100 That was cool about it

00:31:04.920 Is you know

00:31:05.440 You know I think

00:31:06.480 When you have the emotion

00:31:07.400 Like you know he cried

00:31:08.360 He was thanking people

00:31:09.660 And he got real deep

00:31:10.600 And then he started talking

00:31:11.380 About the homeless population

00:31:12.640 From where he's from

00:31:13.320 And he started talking

00:31:15.360 You know

00:31:16.000 And he was basically

00:31:17.040 Sharing the award with them

00:31:18.080 Because he comes from a town

00:31:18.900 Where the average

00:31:19.740 Population of homeless

00:31:21.760 Is I think double

00:31:22.680 The nation's average

00:31:23.580 And he was talking about

00:31:24.640 Fighting for those kids

00:31:25.440 And it was cool right

00:31:26.400 You're using a platform

00:31:27.300 He's a little bit older

00:31:28.740 Than a 16

00:31:29.380 He's got a little bit

00:31:30.020 Perspective

00:31:30.720 And he could choose

00:31:31.860 That time to talk about him

00:31:32.920 And he's choosing that time

00:31:33.660 To raise awareness around

00:31:34.820 Now let's not talk about me

00:31:35.860 Let's thank all my linemen

00:31:37.020 Let's thank my coaches

00:31:37.680 And let's talk about

00:31:38.360 Where I'm from

00:31:38.820 And how we can help those people

00:31:39.640 He raised a couple hundred grand

00:31:40.560 And look

00:31:41.000 I'm not even saying him

00:31:43.800 But I'm just saying

00:31:44.760 The list is fucking long

00:31:45.860 I get it

00:31:46.380 I get it

00:31:46.720 Like it is

00:31:47.780 It's long

00:31:48.680 And she ain't at the front of it

00:31:49.840 Yeah

00:31:50.080 Like Sal Fursella

00:31:51.160 Right

00:31:51.900 Exactly

00:31:52.240 Side man of the year

00:31:52.860 Side note

00:31:53.560 Like you said the other day

00:31:54.660 Listen

00:31:54.900 No bullshit

00:31:55.700 I know motherfuckers

00:31:56.840 In real life

00:31:57.520 That have done more good

00:31:59.120 In this 12 months

00:31:59.920 Than she will ever fucking do

00:32:01.040 In her life

00:32:01.460 Yeah

00:32:01.680 Nobody even knows their name

00:32:02.860 You know what I'm saying

00:32:03.840 No absolutely

00:32:04.420 So of the

00:32:05.320 I'm pretty confident

00:32:06.620 In what I'm saying

00:32:07.180 There's a long list

00:32:08.000 And she don't belong

00:32:08.940 In the front of it

00:32:09.880 That's what I'm saying

00:32:11.080 And Times Magazine

00:32:11.920 Is using it to sell some issues

00:32:13.280 That's right

00:32:13.760 Because magazines are dead

00:32:15.100 And that goes back

00:32:16.320 To what we were saying

00:32:17.240 On the first episode

00:32:18.640 I believe of this

00:32:19.400 Which I'm going to say

00:32:20.160 A million fucking times

00:32:21.240 Because it's truth

00:32:21.840 It's manipulation

00:32:22.740 It's media shoving

00:32:24.500 A fucking story

00:32:25.440 In your face

00:32:26.200 To consume

00:32:26.820 So that you choose

00:32:28.000 To either believe it

00:32:29.340 Or go so much against it

00:32:30.760 That you talk about it

00:32:31.520 Which is what we're doing now

00:32:32.380 So we're being fucking

00:32:33.160 Pawns ourselves

00:32:33.780 Yeah

00:32:34.200 What else

00:32:34.580 But on the subject

00:32:35.960 Of Joe Burrows

00:32:36.660 Just real quick

00:32:37.340 Joe Burrow

00:32:38.420 Does this coach

00:32:40.300 Not have the best voice

00:32:41.660 Of any coach

00:32:42.500 In the history

00:32:43.180 Of football

00:32:44.580 That dude sounds like

00:32:45.400 He came out

00:32:45.800 With the movie

00:32:46.100 Waterboy

00:32:46.620 What's his name

00:32:49.400 And he is from LSU

00:32:51.220 So the waterboy

00:32:52.100 The geographic region

00:32:53.400 Would be appropriate

00:32:54.060 Yeah

00:32:54.580 Yeah

00:32:55.280 No it's

00:32:56.160 It's interesting

00:32:57.360 You know

00:32:58.060 So another

00:32:58.740 Real interesting thing

00:32:59.720 That I came across

00:33:00.640 Is

00:33:00.900 Well first I got to ask you this

00:33:03.060 This is my sort of

00:33:05.040 Segway into

00:33:05.600 Our next topic

00:33:06.780 But

00:33:07.060 Oh

00:33:07.780 Are you going to be funny too?

00:33:09.380 Oh no

00:33:09.700 Are you going to announce

00:33:10.240 How funny you're going to be?

00:33:10.520 I'm actually going to declare my

00:33:11.880 No but

00:33:12.420 You know usually

00:33:12.980 When you have a segway

00:33:13.880 And you're trying to be funny

00:33:14.700 You don't announce it

00:33:15.360 Yeah

00:33:15.580 You don't tell them

00:33:16.380 If you're going to rob somebody

00:33:17.460 You don't tell them you're coming

00:33:18.460 I'm still learning the road

00:33:19.300 Hey baby

00:33:19.720 In about three minutes

00:33:21.060 I'm going to whip out my dick

00:33:22.660 Side note

00:33:25.200 I did actually announce to my wife

00:33:26.760 What?

00:33:26.880 You did

00:33:27.220 I did actually announce to my wife

00:33:29.600 When I was going to kiss her

00:33:30.460 I said

00:33:30.740 I'm about to kiss you

00:33:31.740 Of course you did

00:33:33.060 Good story Vaughn

00:33:33.940 Yeah

00:33:34.380 This is where I would tell my friends

00:33:37.220 Go kill yourself

00:33:38.260 This is where I would say

00:33:40.940 To all of you listening

00:33:41.800 Please make some sort of

00:33:43.120 Meme sound clip out of that

00:33:44.300 Yes

00:33:44.680 Yes

00:33:45.360 Holy shit

00:33:46.680 No

00:33:47.320 Favorite video game

00:33:49.400 Growing up

00:33:49.920 I know what his favorite game was

00:33:52.140 It was Legend of Zelda

00:33:53.160 Man we played a lot of Zelda

00:33:54.620 What are you talking about

00:33:55.660 No I'm not

00:33:56.060 You want to know why

00:33:56.900 It was not Sal's favorite game

00:33:59.060 Why

00:33:59.280 Because you beat his ass

00:34:00.760 Fucking right dude

00:34:01.680 I would get so pissed off

00:34:03.440 At that game

00:34:04.020 And he'd be sitting there

00:34:04.960 Talking shit

00:34:05.680 And I would throw that controller

00:34:07.500 At the TV

00:34:07.980 And then beat his ass

00:34:09.780 I will tell you

00:34:10.460 Andrew

00:34:10.720 This happened so many times

00:34:11.880 That my mom banned us

00:34:13.140 For playing Zelda

00:34:13.940 We were not even allowed to play it

00:34:15.580 Did you break any

00:34:16.260 Controllers

00:34:17.220 I guarantee you

00:34:18.460 If there is a fucking store

00:34:19.960 Andrew is

00:34:21.220 He is in the short

00:34:22.620 Fucking top two

00:34:23.700 In the world

00:34:24.280 Of breaking controllers

00:34:25.440 Of broken Nintendo controllers

00:34:26.660 Yeah

00:34:26.900 The reason my mom

00:34:27.900 Actually fucking

00:34:29.320 Well there was no reason

00:34:30.360 She just stopped buying us

00:34:31.520 Remote controls

00:34:32.180 We couldn't have any

00:34:33.660 Fucking more controllers

00:34:34.420 Yeah

00:34:34.700 So we had to stop playing

00:34:36.180 Yeah

00:34:36.540 That's funny

00:34:37.180 But no we played a lot

00:34:38.260 I mean we played a lot

00:34:38.920 RBI baseball would probably

00:34:39.920 Be my favorite

00:34:40.460 I played a fucking

00:34:41.060 And a ton of Tetris

00:34:41.860 Tecmo Bowl

00:34:42.780 Tetris

00:34:43.340 Tetris played a fucking

00:34:44.560 Assload of Tetris

00:34:45.560 Yeah

00:34:45.860 Dude there was

00:34:46.960 I was thinking

00:34:47.660 There was some computer games too

00:34:49.260 That we used to play

00:34:49.880 That were good man

00:34:50.640 Yeah

00:34:51.080 We used to go

00:34:52.380 What was that store

00:34:53.180 At Crestwood Mall

00:34:53.880 Babbage's

00:34:55.000 Babbage's man

00:34:56.040 Good call

00:34:56.640 Yeah

00:34:57.060 Fuck man

00:34:57.740 Babbage's

00:34:58.360 Fuck I remember Babbage's bro

00:34:59.940 Was that a local chain

00:35:01.040 Or is that a national chain

00:35:01.760 I don't know

00:35:02.240 I think they're gone now though

00:35:03.460 Yeah

00:35:03.660 It's like the GameStop back then

00:35:05.060 So how many

00:35:05.620 I'm just curious

00:35:06.400 How many hours a week

00:35:07.520 In your

00:35:07.860 Like in the golden era

00:35:10.160 Of you guys playing

00:35:10.920 Video games

00:35:11.620 We weren't allowed to play

00:35:12.560 For like that

00:35:13.080 Like we were allowed to play

00:35:14.160 A little bit

00:35:14.660 But most of the time

00:35:15.380 We played outside

00:35:16.200 Yeah and the thing is

00:35:17.420 Is like we

00:35:18.040 We were consumed

00:35:20.060 In a lot of fucking sports

00:35:21.520 Yeah

00:35:21.840 So you know

00:35:22.620 Like when we played video games

00:35:23.560 It would be like

00:35:24.040 We would go to

00:35:24.500 Our parents are divorced

00:35:25.540 So we would go

00:35:27.160 And we'd be with my dad all day

00:35:29.120 We'd have sports

00:35:29.760 And then by the time

00:35:30.300 We showered and went home

00:35:31.400 We would play video games

00:35:32.340 From like 10 to midnight

00:35:33.840 Or something

00:35:34.280 Yeah

00:35:34.480 You know what I mean

00:35:34.960 And then go to bed

00:35:35.620 Like it wasn't like

00:35:37.060 We didn't wake up

00:35:37.720 And play

00:35:38.160 That type of shit

00:35:38.840 It wouldn't

00:35:39.500 That's not how we were raised

00:35:41.140 Well it's interesting

00:35:42.340 New York Times Magazine

00:35:43.800 Reports that the

00:35:44.720 World Health Organization

00:35:45.800 Has just added

00:35:46.780 A new

00:35:47.500 Disorder

00:35:49.960 To the list

00:35:51.000 Of substance abuse

00:35:52.020 And addictive behaviors

00:35:52.720 Screen time

00:35:53.200 Yeah

00:35:53.680 It's actually

00:35:54.620 They call it

00:35:55.080 A gaming disorder

00:35:55.860 Because there's a rise

00:35:56.820 Especially among

00:35:57.600 Kids in

00:35:58.560 United States of America

00:36:01.020 There's a rise

00:36:01.860 Of like literally

00:36:02.600 Addictive levels

00:36:03.520 Of playing games

00:36:04.780 And I gotta be honest

00:36:06.700 With you

00:36:06.840 I've never

00:36:07.260 I've never been a gamer

00:36:08.220 So I don't really get

00:36:09.340 I mean I played the

00:36:10.280 You know

00:36:10.580 Video games when we were younger

00:36:12.120 But it just

00:36:13.140 You played that

00:36:13.940 Leisure Suit Larry game

00:36:14.940 Right

00:36:15.340 I know what

00:36:16.100 Leisure Suit Larry

00:36:16.360 That's right

00:36:16.620 Watch it

00:36:17.400 Hey

00:36:17.680 You motherfuckers listening

00:36:18.940 You never know what

00:36:19.440 They did

00:36:19.660 Go Google that shit

00:36:20.460 Leisure Suit Larry video game

00:36:23.720 Tyler you know what it is

00:36:25.000 Oh

00:36:25.960 Oh that's funny

00:36:26.800 They got a man's version

00:36:28.100 For that

00:36:28.460 He was on there

00:36:29.560 Trying to write everybody a book

00:36:30.840 For all the girls

00:36:31.600 Problem is the graphics

00:36:33.600 Back then weren't very good

00:36:34.600 Terrible

00:36:35.080 So it was like

00:36:36.100 Dot matrix

00:36:36.680 Type of stuff

00:36:37.820 But no

00:36:38.520 But I mean

00:36:38.900 It does

00:36:39.540 You know

00:36:41.160 So it seems like

00:36:42.740 You just have this

00:36:43.300 Increasing number of

00:36:44.220 Like what's behind that

00:36:45.200 Why are

00:36:45.660 Why are

00:36:46.040 Like

00:36:46.220 Why are

00:36:47.480 Because you're raising

00:36:48.400 Young men

00:36:48.820 Why specifically are young men

00:36:50.380 Because they're raised

00:36:51.040 On a screen

00:36:51.260 Like spending so much time

00:36:51.980 On this

00:36:52.460 Well look

00:36:53.040 I'll fucking tell you this

00:36:54.840 Right now

00:36:55.260 The games they make now

00:36:56.200 Are fucking awesome

00:36:57.000 Yeah

00:36:57.400 Like we were addicted to

00:36:58.520 These cubes

00:37:00.140 Going back and forth

00:37:01.100 Like

00:37:01.380 These motherfuckers

00:37:02.800 Are like

00:37:03.120 Playing games

00:37:04.020 With like

00:37:04.440 Real people in them

00:37:05.800 Dude not to mention

00:37:06.740 You can make

00:37:07.180 Six fucking figures

00:37:08.200 Yeah

00:37:08.460 Okay

00:37:08.720 Seven

00:37:09.040 I was just gonna

00:37:09.700 Get in on that

00:37:10.400 So it's different now

00:37:11.520 You know

00:37:12.080 There's actually

00:37:12.920 A career path

00:37:13.860 For video games

00:37:14.760 That is

00:37:15.760 You know

00:37:16.360 I feel bad

00:37:18.160 For parents

00:37:18.620 For parents

00:37:18.640 Right now

00:37:19.060 Because like

00:37:19.780 Damned if you do

00:37:20.600 Yeah that's right

00:37:21.400 Like parents are like

00:37:22.600 You know

00:37:23.660 Dude one of the

00:37:24.540 Private high schools here

00:37:25.960 Just built a gaming facility

00:37:27.820 Okay

00:37:28.240 Like

00:37:29.080 How many kids

00:37:31.400 Are using that

00:37:32.220 As an excuse

00:37:33.100 To not do shit

00:37:33.940 98% of them

00:37:34.920 I agree

00:37:35.600 Yeah

00:37:35.940 So that's

00:37:36.620 But

00:37:36.900 But then you could

00:37:38.400 Take that argument

00:37:39.060 And you could say

00:37:39.680 Well

00:37:40.360 98% of the kids

00:37:42.380 That are playing baseball

00:37:43.240 When we were kids

00:37:44.000 Were fucking wasting their time

00:37:45.400 Yeah

00:37:45.660 Right

00:37:45.960 So

00:37:46.300 You know

00:37:47.520 There's

00:37:47.980 There's a new argument

00:37:49.020 To be had

00:37:49.660 Here's what

00:37:50.380 The only thing I could share

00:37:51.580 Is my perspective on it

00:37:52.960 I can tell you this

00:37:54.420 This is the truth

00:37:55.380 In 2006

00:37:57.060 Seven

00:37:57.860 Eight

00:37:58.220 I played Call of Duty

00:38:00.020 And I got into the fucking

00:38:01.360 Like top top ranks

00:38:02.760 Of Call of Duty

00:38:03.340 I was like

00:38:03.920 We were good

00:38:04.620 He did too

00:38:05.300 And we would all get on there

00:38:07.000 And we would play every night

00:38:08.500 And we would play

00:38:09.120 And this went on for like

00:38:09.900 Three or four years

00:38:10.600 Where we would play

00:38:11.780 We would get home

00:38:13.440 From our job

00:38:14.320 And we would play

00:38:16.320 Till fucking

00:38:17.180 Three or four in the morning

00:38:18.040 Every day

00:38:18.640 Every fucking day

00:38:19.520 Yeah

00:38:19.960 And I'd get drunk as a skunk

00:38:21.080 Yeah

00:38:21.340 And so we'd sit there

00:38:22.480 And drink

00:38:23.220 And talk shit

00:38:24.760 On the headsets

00:38:25.600 To each other

00:38:26.240 And play fucking Call of Duty

00:38:27.980 And I do have to say

00:38:28.720 It was fucking a lot of fun

00:38:29.740 It was awesome

00:38:30.340 It was a lot of fun

00:38:31.140 It was so awesome

00:38:31.800 That like

00:38:32.380 I seriously want to buy

00:38:34.080 The new game

00:38:34.780 Cause Alex is in it too

00:38:36.320 Yeah

00:38:36.580 One of our good friends

00:38:37.420 Alex

00:38:37.780 She's in it as a character

00:38:39.680 And I want to buy it dude

00:38:41.740 Like so bad

00:38:42.960 But I know what's gonna happen

00:38:44.700 When I fucking buy

00:38:45.560 The motherfucker

00:38:46.160 We want to see Andrew

00:38:47.280 Dude

00:38:47.680 Dude

00:38:48.340 Dude I have a

00:38:49.680 4,000 inch

00:38:51.160 Fucking theater

00:38:52.160 At my house

00:38:52.880 Okay

00:38:53.200 It's ridiculous

00:38:54.220 And I had the motherfucker

00:38:56.240 Put PS4 on it

00:38:57.480 He's like

00:38:58.160 You want Playstation on it

00:38:59.140 And I'm like

00:38:59.580 Yeah

00:39:00.020 No one

00:39:00.880 I'm just

00:39:02.180 Maybe

00:39:02.500 Like maybe

00:39:03.280 I'm gonna make a comeback

00:39:04.400 You know

00:39:04.920 So

00:39:05.600 Dude

00:39:05.900 But here's what happened

00:39:07.680 This is no bullshit

00:39:08.500 And people

00:39:09.040 Kids get mad

00:39:09.860 When I say this shit

00:39:10.740 They're like

00:39:11.260 Okay fucker

00:39:12.500 I'm gonna be a pro gamer

00:39:13.700 No you ain't

00:39:14.320 You might be pretty good

00:39:16.420 The chances you're gonna be ninja

00:39:18.200 Are fucking zero

00:39:19.760 Okay

00:39:20.660 So

00:39:21.060 Here's where it comes in

00:39:22.680 Kids gotta learn

00:39:23.720 To tell the truth

00:39:24.380 And I hope that the kids

00:39:25.540 That are listening

00:39:26.040 Will

00:39:26.740 Will understand what I'm saying

00:39:28.500 With some context

00:39:29.380 Okay

00:39:29.720 There's nothing wrong

00:39:31.280 With playing some fucking video games

00:39:33.060 But when it becomes

00:39:34.240 A 12 hour obsession

00:39:35.540 Every single day

00:39:36.680 And you're not gonna become pro

00:39:38.620 And you know you're not gonna become pro

00:39:40.240 Now you're just lying to yourself

00:39:42.080 And that's gonna cost you a lot of money

00:39:43.560 So

00:39:44.220 I can tell you for me

00:39:45.520 I wasted four years of my business life

00:39:48.120 Playing fucking video games

00:39:49.240 Four solid years

00:39:50.540 Meaning

00:39:51.120 I would have been where I'm at now

00:39:54.260 In 2016

00:39:55.720 Had I not done that

00:39:57.480 It's truth

00:39:58.880 It's a true story

00:39:59.900 Because the minute I quit playing

00:40:01.600 I started focusing on my career

00:40:03.560 And my business

00:40:04.400 And that's when

00:40:05.320 Dude

00:40:05.960 We grew five years

00:40:07.420 At 100% growth

00:40:09.000 In the worst economy ever

00:40:10.700 Because I quit playing video games

00:40:13.240 And that's true

00:40:13.920 And I mean

00:40:15.560 I know that to be true

00:40:16.660 And secondarily

00:40:17.320 Like you know

00:40:17.860 To have the baseball conversation

00:40:19.440 Versus the team sport

00:40:20.640 Video gamers

00:40:22.640 I think

00:40:23.100 There's

00:40:23.580 I wanna touch on two points here

00:40:25.220 One

00:40:25.500 There's a lot of shit

00:40:26.300 That you learn in team sports

00:40:27.600 That you cannot learn in a video game

00:40:28.640 That's right

00:40:28.940 You learn struggle

00:40:29.980 You learn conflict

00:40:30.840 Like meaning real conflict

00:40:32.040 You know like

00:40:32.420 You know how many fights

00:40:33.000 I've been in on baseball diamond

00:40:34.000 Like a lot

00:40:35.240 I've been in a lot of motherfucking fights dude

00:40:37.220 And so

00:40:37.500 You know

00:40:38.200 But learning how to work together

00:40:39.760 As a team

00:40:40.400 What's that

00:40:41.280 Do you win any of them

00:40:42.180 I got the office built

00:40:43.780 That's all that matters

00:40:44.700 Right now I'm the reigning champ

00:40:46.320 Of WWE

00:40:46.920 I've been walking around

00:40:47.540 With a gold belt on my shoulder

00:40:49.620 Yeah

00:40:49.960 We should fucking fight

00:40:52.080 I won quite a bit of fights

00:40:53.080 We should get in a fight

00:40:54.080 And charge tickets

00:40:54.980 For people to come watch

00:40:56.080 30 for the kids

00:40:56.780 Yeah let's do it

00:40:57.980 So

00:40:58.600 But secondarily

00:40:59.520 I think a lot of

00:41:00.720 Non-responsible parents

00:41:02.680 Are quick

00:41:03.060 To give their phone to their kids

00:41:04.540 Me and you versus

00:41:05.380 Other two guys

00:41:06.660 I'll take that all day

00:41:07.960 That's fine

00:41:08.640 Yeah

00:41:08.880 If you're brothers out there

00:41:10.360 We challenge you

00:41:12.420 Man

00:41:13.680 That's actually a pretty good idea

00:41:14.720 What happened

00:41:15.100 But they're not real brothers

00:41:15.860 What happens if we took on

00:41:16.800 Like a tag team

00:41:17.440 Yeah like Jose Canseco

00:41:18.660 And fucking Ozzy

00:41:19.900 What's his brother's name

00:41:20.840 Dude what happens

00:41:21.560 If we could get like

00:41:23.240 Like

00:41:25.040 I don't know

00:41:26.500 The Nasty Boys

00:41:27.700 Yeah Buff

00:41:28.460 Or like

00:41:29.700 You know

00:41:31.200 Does The Rock have a brother?

00:41:32.240 No

00:41:32.800 But some of the good tag teams

00:41:34.660 Of history

00:41:35.660 Like what were

00:41:36.860 You know

00:41:37.200 What was the one

00:41:37.740 The Legion of Doom

00:41:38.640 Yeah dude

00:41:39.460 Like we could get

00:41:40.400 Fucking

00:41:40.440 That'd be pretty cool

00:41:41.380 Forget all their names

00:41:42.420 Those guys are badass though

00:41:43.540 One of them actually passed away

00:41:44.640 But the other one is

00:41:45.240 James Laronitis' father

00:41:46.500 Dad yeah

00:41:46.900 I flew on an airplane with him one time

00:41:48.500 You told me that

00:41:49.180 Yeah he was really cool

00:41:50.220 But back to the

00:41:51.520 I'm not sure I would fuck with him

00:41:52.620 He's pretty old

00:41:53.180 But he still looks tough as fuck

00:41:54.560 Dude those guys

00:41:55.360 Those guys are fucking good athletes

00:41:56.900 Yeah

00:41:57.380 But back to the screen time

00:41:58.480 I think a lot of

00:41:58.980 Irresponsible parents are quick

00:42:00.060 To give their kids the screen

00:42:01.300 And then they become

00:42:02.260 Addicted to the screen

00:42:03.260 And then it builds a bad habit

00:42:04.940 Over a long period of time

00:42:05.860 I think

00:42:06.160 I think

00:42:06.720 It would fall underneath the spectrum

00:42:08.840 Where the

00:42:09.440 Where we're looking at those

00:42:10.960 Problems right

00:42:12.040 But when you look at

00:42:13.120 Start looking at gaming

00:42:13.920 As a

00:42:14.380 As a way of life

00:42:16.200 For the 98%

00:42:18.200 Who don't make it

00:42:18.980 Whether it be football

00:42:19.840 Baseball

00:42:20.280 Wrestling

00:42:20.660 I think the skills

00:42:22.220 Or talent

00:42:22.960 Or

00:42:23.440 Bond

00:42:24.800 And I don't know

00:42:25.680 Because I've never played

00:42:26.500 In a team fucking video game

00:42:28.000 Sport outside Call of Duty

00:42:29.080 I just find it very hard

00:42:30.660 To believe that

00:42:31.420 The bonds are similar

00:42:32.580 Because there's no

00:42:33.740 Physical sacrifice

00:42:34.660 Those kind of bonds

00:42:36.200 Can only happen

00:42:37.300 When there's physical pain

00:42:39.280 That is shared

00:42:39.920 Yeah

00:42:40.260 Like for example

00:42:41.440 Like

00:42:42.140 You know

00:42:43.440 People talk about

00:42:45.320 This is an extreme example

00:42:47.080 But guys that get out of prison

00:42:48.480 They feel like

00:42:49.760 They're very lonely

00:42:50.720 Because they miss

00:42:51.960 The camaraderie

00:42:53.080 That they have

00:42:53.580 With the other guys

00:42:54.580 Well the reason

00:42:55.420 They have that camaraderie

00:42:56.560 With the other guys

00:42:57.240 Is because they've all

00:42:57.840 Suffered together

00:42:58.420 Struggle

00:42:58.820 Yeah

00:42:59.040 Right

00:42:59.260 And that has

00:43:00.680 That goes with like

00:43:01.940 Anything

00:43:02.440 Well

00:43:03.220 And a lot

00:43:03.740 You know

00:43:04.040 People fucking pay me

00:43:05.060 Lots of money

00:43:05.580 To help fix

00:43:06.520 Their fucking businesses

00:43:07.580 One of the things

00:43:08.860 That I tell all of them

00:43:10.240 And none of them

00:43:11.120 Fucking do

00:43:11.840 Is I said

00:43:12.640 Figure out a way

00:43:13.240 To train together

00:43:13.880 Run together

00:43:15.400 Work out together

00:43:16.600 Go do an Ironman

00:43:17.440 Do something together

00:43:18.400 Yeah

00:43:18.740 Shovel rocks

00:43:19.520 It don't matter

00:43:20.220 Right

00:43:20.500 But do something

00:43:21.320 That makes you sweat

00:43:22.700 That you can all

00:43:23.720 Look up at the end

00:43:24.540 And say

00:43:25.000 Damn dude

00:43:26.280 I got respect

00:43:26.840 He's a hard worker

00:43:27.620 He's a hard worker

00:43:28.340 And you know what

00:43:29.140 If we all work

00:43:30.140 You know what I mean

00:43:31.060 Yeah

00:43:31.280 So like

00:43:31.640 That

00:43:32.380 I have a hard time

00:43:33.780 Believing that you can

00:43:34.640 Get that through gaming

00:43:35.520 I don't know if you can

00:43:37.400 Maybe you can

00:43:38.000 Yeah

00:43:38.360 I just have a hard

00:43:39.280 Because from my experience

00:43:40.880 I know a couple things

00:43:42.160 About fucking building teams

00:43:43.420 There has to be pain

00:43:45.320 There just has to be

00:43:46.980 Bond is always

00:43:47.940 Forged to struggle

00:43:48.660 Yeah

00:43:49.260 I tell you what

00:43:49.820 It is kind of crazy though

00:43:50.760 The stuff that is

00:43:51.600 Associated with the gaming

00:43:52.640 Like one of the little kids

00:43:54.280 That I used to babysit

00:43:55.280 Literally owns

00:43:57.060 A team

00:43:58.920 You know how like

00:44:00.100 Mark Cuban owns

00:44:01.200 The Dallas Mavericks

00:44:02.080 Yeah

00:44:02.500 Well this guy

00:44:03.140 This kid who grew up

00:44:04.460 And he lives in Las Vegas

00:44:05.800 He owns a gaming team

00:44:07.940 Like four guys

00:44:09.100 It's crazy

00:44:09.700 There's fucking shit ton

00:44:10.360 Of money to be made in it

00:44:11.220 I know

00:44:11.540 I mean he's a very smart kid

00:44:14.220 Yeah

00:44:14.520 But that's not what I'm saying

00:44:16.360 And that's not what

00:44:17.100 Sal's saying

00:44:17.700 Because it's a very

00:44:19.420 Difficult concept

00:44:20.320 To like

00:44:20.680 Like I made a TikTok video

00:44:22.320 And I said

00:44:22.920 I just showed some of my cars

00:44:24.920 And I said

00:44:25.500 Dude this all happened

00:44:26.600 After I quit gaming

00:44:27.400 And fucking every

00:44:28.380 Motherfucking kid was like

00:44:29.520 Oh I'm sure ninja

00:44:31.340 Would say different

00:44:32.180 Well you know what

00:44:32.860 Motherfucker ninja

00:44:33.660 I don't want to be ninja

00:44:35.020 And if I took

00:44:36.320 If I was to be ninja

00:44:37.140 I would be taking

00:44:37.680 Step backwards

00:44:38.420 A huge one

00:44:39.200 So get the point

00:44:41.420 Like you probably

00:44:42.700 Can get to a certain level

00:44:43.700 Through video games

00:44:44.460 But there's a certain level

00:44:45.380 You ain't getting to as well

00:44:46.600 And that's something

00:44:47.600 That people don't get

00:44:48.360 I don't know who ninja is

00:44:49.460 He's the

00:44:49.940 I guess one of the

00:44:51.140 Big dogs in gaming

00:44:52.460 But the point is

00:44:53.420 Yeah I googled up

00:44:54.200 What he made

00:44:54.660 And I was like

00:44:55.120 Yeah okay

00:44:55.500 That's nice

00:44:56.160 But my point stands

00:44:58.820 Yeah

00:44:59.140 You know what I mean

00:44:59.680 Yeah

00:45:00.140 And I know that's

00:45:01.640 A douchey way of bragging

00:45:02.740 But I don't give a fuck

00:45:03.640 It's the truth

00:45:04.220 Like I

00:45:05.420 I wouldn't want to take that

00:45:06.820 I wouldn't

00:45:07.880 I wouldn't do that

00:45:08.660 Well and the other side

00:45:09.460 The grown side

00:45:09.940 Is good for him

00:45:10.560 Yep

00:45:10.900 Exactly

00:45:11.360 If that's what you want

00:45:12.960 Fuck yeah bro

00:45:13.860 Good luck

00:45:14.100 And I support that

00:45:15.440 So that's the dichotomy

00:45:16.580 Of what I'm trying to explain

00:45:17.820 Like I think that's cool

00:45:19.380 If you're really gonna do it

00:45:20.460 Go fucking do it

00:45:21.400 Yeah

00:45:21.600 That's all I'm saying

00:45:22.680 But be realist about

00:45:23.840 Be realistic

00:45:24.400 Tell the truth to yourself

00:45:26.280 Don't be one of these

00:45:27.600 Fucking kids

00:45:28.500 Who's telling their parents

00:45:29.960 I'm doing this

00:45:31.140 Because I'm gonna be

00:45:31.720 A pro gamer

00:45:32.260 Just because you don't

00:45:33.160 Want to do anything else

00:45:34.260 Because you're lazy

00:45:35.040 That's right

00:45:35.660 And you know the difference

00:45:36.960 And you know the difference

00:45:37.780 When you're 13 years old

00:45:39.020 You know what I'm saying

00:45:40.220 So and if you're a parent

00:45:41.960 Learn the difference too

00:45:43.540 Know when your kid's

00:45:44.560 Bullshitting you

00:45:45.120 When they're not

00:45:45.660 Because a lot of parents

00:45:46.880 Also I hear this shit

00:45:48.060 A lot too

00:45:48.600 Oh well

00:45:49.660 You know I let my kids

00:45:50.760 Play games because

00:45:51.920 He's gonna be a pro gamer

00:45:53.820 Well you're

00:45:55.600 They're doing it

00:45:57.000 Because they don't

00:45:57.420 Want to raise their kids

00:45:58.300 That's right

00:45:58.660 They don't want to

00:45:59.200 Take him to the ice rink

00:46:01.100 And they don't want to

00:46:01.440 Take him to fucking practice

00:46:02.240 That's right

00:46:02.540 They don't want to

00:46:02.760 Take him you know

00:46:03.280 You know what I don't want

00:46:04.120 Like you do for Enzo

00:46:05.180 And the girls

00:46:05.720 Fuck man

00:46:06.180 Yeah I mean

00:46:06.980 I can see where it gets old

00:46:07.900 I know

00:46:08.440 But so we have a

00:46:10.500 Two-sided party here

00:46:12.120 That's creating an

00:46:13.200 Unfavorable outcome

00:46:14.060 For people's lives

00:46:15.000 Yeah

00:46:15.280 And sometimes it's the parents

00:46:17.020 Sometimes it's the kids

00:46:18.680 And this scenario

00:46:20.440 That I'm describing

00:46:21.920 Where the kid

00:46:23.040 Is lying to himself

00:46:24.420 And just using it

00:46:25.340 As a shelter

00:46:26.120 To play the game

00:46:27.260 And the parent

00:46:28.060 Is looking the other way

00:46:28.980 Because they don't

00:46:29.600 Want to do the shit

00:46:30.280 That is the norm

00:46:31.880 That's not the anomaly

00:46:33.280 That's the norm

00:46:34.440 And that norm

00:46:35.140 Has a bad outcome

00:46:35.960 That's real bad

00:46:36.920 And people are

00:46:37.560 Refusing to accept that

00:46:38.960 Because when you say

00:46:40.180 Hey

00:46:40.820 Maybe you shouldn't

00:46:42.100 Have him do it

00:46:42.640 They're gonna say

00:46:43.140 Well

00:46:44.000 He's gonna be a pro gamer

00:46:47.160 He can earn a college

00:46:48.040 Scholarship this way

00:46:48.920 Yeah

00:46:49.160 Right

00:46:49.440 So what are you getting

00:46:50.760 Enzo for Christmas

00:46:51.860 I mean I guess

00:46:54.780 Since he doesn't

00:46:55.200 Listen to the show

00:46:55.780 I can tell you

00:46:56.480 You can't

00:46:57.600 I am a firm believer

00:46:58.620 Of buying things

00:46:59.840 Around sports and work

00:47:01.000 And they can still be fun

00:47:02.920 Yeah

00:47:03.320 But like I use my

00:47:04.320 Side-by-side at home

00:47:05.240 For work

00:47:05.720 I bring around mulch

00:47:06.740 And sticks and leaves

00:47:07.800 And I always have him

00:47:08.660 Help me

00:47:08.880 So I bought him

00:47:09.340 His own

00:47:10.200 Now it's a little

00:47:10.980 Electric one

00:47:11.800 It's like a power wheel

00:47:13.540 Yeah it's like a power wheel

00:47:14.440 But it's a John Deere

00:47:15.440 Peg Perego makes it

00:47:16.580 It's a side-by-side

00:47:17.880 And it's got a little bed on it

00:47:19.340 And what he likes to do

00:47:20.140 Like a gator

00:47:20.260 Yeah it's a gator

00:47:21.720 Yeah

00:47:21.960 And he goes around

00:47:22.860 But not a real gator

00:47:23.740 No yeah just a mini one

00:47:24.740 With the electric and stuff

00:47:25.740 Yeah

00:47:25.960 Right

00:47:26.240 And he can

00:47:26.780 You know he loves to move mulch

00:47:28.400 And he like

00:47:29.060 You know if we use it tonight

00:47:30.700 It's snow

00:47:31.080 Like he would

00:47:31.580 And he shovels all shit

00:47:32.480 And he moves it to a different part of the yard

00:47:33.700 And dumps it

00:47:34.200 It's always annoying

00:47:34.960 Dude you ought to bring him over tonight

00:47:35.580 To my house

00:47:36.200 And we'll go down that big ass hill on the sled

00:47:37.980 He probably would not back down

00:47:40.480 Yeah

00:47:40.760 He's fucking fearless

00:47:42.340 But you know like

00:47:44.020 I always want to

00:47:45.620 I have this core mission

00:47:46.560 Like if it's not athletics

00:47:48.020 It's work

00:47:48.660 You know what I mean

00:47:49.240 And you can have fun doing both

00:47:50.480 And so I try to create him

00:47:51.320 Always

00:47:51.680 All my kids

00:47:52.480 I try to put him in an environment

00:47:53.480 Where we're active

00:47:54.980 We're moving

00:47:55.600 It's around work

00:47:55.800 Do you understand

00:47:56.420 How much ass that kid is going to kick in his life

00:48:00.000 It's going to be fun

00:48:01.060 No

00:48:01.460 Dude

00:48:02.160 He's going to kick all the ass

00:48:03.780 Because all the other parents

00:48:05.560 Are sticking their kid in front of a screen

00:48:07.400 And you're down here

00:48:08.480 Grooming fucking

00:48:09.720 Rambo

00:48:11.420 That's how I think too man

00:48:13.000 Well you know

00:48:13.940 You talk about

00:48:14.500 This motherfucker's going to be like

00:48:15.640 The Chuck Norris of fucking high schoolers

00:48:17.440 He's just going to come in

00:48:18.420 And just

00:48:18.720 That's right

00:48:18.960 All the other kids are going to be like

00:48:20.940 I mean that's

00:48:21.820 There's this kid

00:48:22.560 But he's Enzo

00:48:23.340 And I'm not Enzo

00:48:24.220 Well and that's

00:48:24.980 I mean

00:48:25.260 Okay so you think it's weird

00:48:26.560 But I think that

00:48:27.320 I don't think it's fucking weird at all

00:48:28.520 I love it

00:48:29.160 I'm in the shower

00:48:29.820 And I'm like

00:48:30.100 Alright well how do I

00:48:30.780 You know like

00:48:31.300 What am I doing

00:48:31.760 I try to self-evaluate

00:48:32.840 And try to have that conversation

00:48:34.000 And so I always want to

00:48:35.720 You know

00:48:36.600 Because I don't want to be

00:48:37.160 I'm just speaking for the parents

00:48:38.480 That are listening

00:48:39.080 Know that there is parents out there

00:48:41.160 That are grooming their kids

00:48:42.840 To destroy yours

00:48:44.360 You know

00:48:45.020 Yes

00:48:45.960 That is true

00:48:46.920 But I'll never be the super parent either

00:48:48.680 Who's like

00:48:49.260 Fucking screaming and yelling at their kid

00:48:51.460 Like when it's time

00:48:52.580 Let the coach

00:48:53.700 Go coach my kid

00:48:54.500 Like

00:48:54.740 But I'm going to raise a young little man

00:48:56.280 He's going to work hard

00:48:57.040 He's going to be very athletic

00:48:58.060 Like I'm going to train

00:48:58.980 I'm going to let him train

00:48:59.740 And he's either going to wrestle

00:49:01.000 Or do BJJ

00:49:01.700 Right

00:49:01.920 Like I'm going to get him in there

00:49:02.680 And let him roll

00:49:04.720 Let him get you know

00:49:05.520 Comfortable with fucking

00:49:06.500 Getting his ass kicked

00:49:07.540 And kicking ass

00:49:08.280 And dude

00:49:09.300 To be as well-rounded

00:49:12.040 As he possibly could be

00:49:13.260 When life presents him

00:49:14.700 With whatever opportunity it is

00:49:15.840 That's my goal

00:49:16.860 And so

00:49:17.600 What do I buy him for Christmas

00:49:18.980 I buy him things

00:49:19.840 That will help build his well-roundedness

00:49:21.860 That's kind of where we're going

00:49:23.460 Because we

00:49:23.860 I mean

00:49:24.240 Frankly

00:49:24.720 We've bought some of the

00:49:26.000 You know

00:49:26.260 The little play sets

00:49:27.180 And the dolls

00:49:27.920 And stuff like that

00:49:28.760 And literally the girls

00:49:29.980 Get tired of that

00:49:30.720 Like in 15 minutes

00:49:32.060 And so we've tried to do

00:49:33.940 Kind of

00:49:34.280 Somewhat similar

00:49:35.780 Along your vein

00:49:36.420 Is that we try to expose them

00:49:38.100 To like

00:49:38.480 Different experiences

00:49:39.760 And like

00:49:40.520 I was really

00:49:41.100 Personally gratified

00:49:42.340 That I asked Lila

00:49:43.840 What she wanted

00:49:44.340 For Christmas

00:49:45.120 And she said

00:49:45.680 I want to go to a

00:49:46.440 K-State basketball game

00:49:47.340 With you daddy

00:49:47.800 And I was like

00:49:48.480 That's awesome

00:49:49.000 That's pretty cool

00:49:49.580 Yeah

00:49:49.820 So I mean

00:49:50.420 It's like active stuff

00:49:51.480 Getting them out and about

00:49:52.820 You know

00:49:53.180 And I took the girls out

00:49:54.840 We went outside

00:49:55.460 And we were doing a bunch of stuff

00:49:56.360 I mean obviously

00:49:56.840 It's getting really cold now

00:49:57.780 But

00:49:58.000 They make coats

00:50:00.080 What's that?

00:50:01.000 They make coats

00:50:01.680 Yeah yeah

00:50:02.180 No exactly

00:50:02.820 But I mean

00:50:03.340 You spent too much time

00:50:04.660 In the city dude

00:50:05.320 You got that city slick

00:50:06.240 Of blood now

00:50:06.840 But it is fun

00:50:08.200 It's fun to

00:50:08.760 Let's see your calluses

00:50:09.540 Here's what's really interesting

00:50:11.120 What's that?

00:50:11.700 You got any calluses?

00:50:13.140 Not yet

00:50:13.780 You didn't show up

00:50:14.300 In the driveway

00:50:14.700 Because I'll be going out

00:50:15.980 In the field

00:50:16.580 And I told Kasha

00:50:17.820 What I really want

00:50:18.600 This is what I really want

00:50:20.220 For Christmas

00:50:20.660 I want a pair of dickies

00:50:22.560 What?

00:50:24.260 You know what those are?

00:50:24.920 Yeah we know what they are

00:50:25.820 What the fuck do you want them?

00:50:26.780 I fucking have them

00:50:27.340 A coverall?

00:50:29.040 I want coveralls

00:50:31.100 I don't have them yet

00:50:31.860 So I want them

00:50:32.520 Alright

00:50:32.780 So yeah

00:50:33.460 I'm going to tell you right now

00:50:34.480 I mean

00:50:34.820 Every man needs a good set of coveralls

00:50:36.480 You need a good set of coveralls

00:50:36.800 If you live in the Midwest

00:50:37.640 But they're fucking hot

00:50:38.200 If you live in the Midwest

00:50:39.140 And you don't have a good set of coveralls

00:50:40.740 Yeah

00:50:41.200 You ain't a man

00:50:41.960 Yeah

00:50:42.360 Yeah no that's probably true

00:50:43.800 Which I guess I'm not a man yet

00:50:45.040 But I will be soon

00:50:46.140 But you know

00:50:47.800 What size you wear one?

00:50:48.880 I was at Chris' house yesterday

00:50:50.300 I don't know

00:50:50.420 Dude I was at Chris' house yesterday

00:50:51.900 And I shit in his toilet

00:50:53.460 And clogged it up

00:50:54.340 I swear to God

00:50:55.880 This is a true story

00:50:56.600 So I couldn't find his plunger

00:50:59.120 So what do you do

00:51:00.220 When you can't find the plunger

00:51:01.560 In someone's house?

00:51:02.660 You fucking look for it

00:51:03.760 Right

00:51:04.180 Going to the actual person

00:51:05.600 And telling them

00:51:06.360 Hey bro

00:51:06.980 I just clogged your toilet up

00:51:08.760 With a massive dump

00:51:09.760 Is like last scenario

00:51:11.460 Okay

00:51:12.260 It is Chris

00:51:13.900 It is Chris

00:51:14.880 But Mindy was home

00:51:16.160 Yeah

00:51:16.600 My first question was

00:51:18.000 Is Mindy here?

00:51:19.060 And he's like yeah

00:51:19.640 And I'm like alright

00:51:20.180 I gotta go on a mission

00:51:20.940 So dude

00:51:22.760 So listen

00:51:23.760 This is the fucking truth dude

00:51:25.980 So

00:51:26.660 Man I got a funny story about this dude

00:51:28.760 I can tell you

00:51:29.360 I think I told you before

00:51:30.580 About when I was up in Kansas City

00:51:31.780 I was dating that girl Brooke

00:51:32.680 Yeah yeah yeah

00:51:32.940 Oh dude

00:51:33.600 This

00:51:34.500 Alright

00:51:35.540 I will tell that story

00:51:36.660 In one second

00:51:37.700 Yeah

00:51:37.920 So

00:51:38.460 This is about the coveralls though

00:51:41.260 Like I was searching for the

00:51:42.940 The plunger

00:51:44.640 By the way Chris

00:51:45.920 I know you fucking listen

00:51:47.500 Every bathroom

00:51:49.020 Needs a plunger

00:51:50.480 Every single one

00:51:51.100 I do agree with that

00:51:51.640 We've got one

00:51:52.140 Okay

00:51:52.280 For this situation

00:51:53.920 That's right

00:51:54.580 Because

00:51:55.160 It's just hospitality

00:51:56.200 It creates a very awkward scenario

00:51:58.320 What if we were having a party

00:52:00.220 Cause I couldn't find the plunger

00:52:02.380 Because there's only one fucking plunger

00:52:04.540 In his house

00:52:05.080 That's

00:52:06.220 Dude that is a party foul

00:52:07.620 If you have people in your house

00:52:09.800 For any reason whatsoever

00:52:11.040 And I know they're not cool looking

00:52:12.960 But if you made a plunger look nice

00:52:15.540 Someone could sell a billion of them

00:52:17.200 They've got them

00:52:17.900 They've got like little trap door ones

00:52:19.140 They're creative

00:52:19.480 I got one of those

00:52:20.220 But I'm saying like

00:52:20.960 If you made it look like something else

00:52:22.300 Like you made it look like a little plant

00:52:23.600 And you're like

00:52:24.260 But it ain't a plant

00:52:25.080 You know what I'm saying

00:52:26.060 Like

00:52:27.000 That's not a bad idea

00:52:28.540 I'm all about the free

00:52:29.640 Some of you

00:52:30.320 One of you dudes could go out there

00:52:31.520 And make that

00:52:32.020 And make a lot of money

00:52:33.000 I'm telling you dude

00:52:33.740 Just cut me off a little piece

00:52:35.060 I'm all about giving out the love

00:52:36.520 No I think that's a good idea

00:52:37.480 Anyway

00:52:37.500 I know it's a good idea

00:52:38.940 It could work

00:52:39.900 But I got too many things going

00:52:41.720 So I don't mind sharing it

00:52:44.060 So

00:52:44.340 I fucking

00:52:46.120 I go

00:52:46.840 I go in his closet dude

00:52:48.140 I'm looking for the plunger

00:52:49.020 I go down to the basement

00:52:49.740 I'm looking for the plunger

00:52:50.600 I go back up

00:52:52.140 I look in the

00:52:52.920 In the other bedroom

00:52:54.240 I can't find the plunger

00:52:55.280 In that bathroom

00:52:55.920 And uh

00:52:57.540 Dude I open up the closet

00:52:58.820 I look in there

00:52:59.280 And I saw

00:52:59.780 Chris's black Carhartt coveralls

00:53:02.000 I got a little jealous dude

00:53:03.080 I'm like man

00:53:04.180 I'm like

00:53:04.580 Those are

00:53:05.320 I'm like those are

00:53:06.340 Good looking coveralls

00:53:07.180 You know

00:53:07.900 That's how much coveralls mean

00:53:09.880 Hey

00:53:10.500 You know

00:53:11.040 Like

00:53:11.340 That's what they mean to people

00:53:13.120 Like from around here

00:53:14.120 If you don't have coveralls man

00:53:15.840 Mine are blue

00:53:16.340 Mine are black

00:53:17.460 I got a black and tan car

00:53:18.740 Is there

00:53:19.760 Is there a style

00:53:20.900 Or like a trend

00:53:21.960 Yeah bro

00:53:22.660 You want some bibs

00:53:23.640 No no no

00:53:24.280 I'm saying

00:53:24.600 Is there a style

00:53:25.280 Or a trend in clothing

00:53:26.080 That has gone out of date

00:53:27.020 That you wish would come back

00:53:28.220 What

00:53:30.920 I mean

00:53:31.540 In other words

00:53:31.940 Like something that people

00:53:33.240 Used to wear

00:53:33.860 Andrew still tight rolls his jeans

00:53:35.460 Oh you do

00:53:36.720 Oh yeah

00:53:37.400 Of course

00:53:37.780 That's impressive

00:53:38.140 Zeke Cavaricis

00:53:39.320 Yeah now you're talking

00:53:40.460 Man

00:53:41.180 I wanted a pair of

00:53:42.380 Zeke Cavaricis so bad

00:53:43.440 When I was a kid

00:53:44.040 Hey dude

00:53:44.820 Let me tell that other story

00:53:45.920 Yeah yeah

00:53:46.380 So

00:53:46.700 Dude

00:53:47.660 This has all happened

00:53:48.620 To everybody man

00:53:49.580 Like

00:53:50.100 Any

00:53:50.760 Maybe not everybody

00:53:52.820 Maybe it's just me

00:53:53.700 But I tend to use

00:53:55.180 A little bit more paper

00:53:56.080 Than what I probably should

00:53:57.400 I probably yelled at

00:53:58.380 From Greta

00:53:58.800 For using

00:53:59.240 Not my hand

00:54:00.300 But

00:54:00.900 The truth is

00:54:02.580 Is like

00:54:03.160 Dude

00:54:03.760 I was dating this girl

00:54:04.680 Okay

00:54:05.040 And I didn't know her very well

00:54:06.760 Because she lived in Kansas City

00:54:08.180 And I lived in

00:54:08.860 St. Louis

00:54:09.480 And I ended up dating her

00:54:10.660 For like a year

00:54:11.120 But this is like

00:54:11.580 The first time I was up there

00:54:12.820 Alright

00:54:13.620 This is before you get comfortable

00:54:15.600 And like

00:54:16.360 They know you're taking a shit

00:54:17.800 Yeah

00:54:18.020 You walk out of the room

00:54:18.980 To fart still

00:54:19.540 Yeah yeah right

00:54:20.220 Like in that phase

00:54:21.020 Yeah

00:54:21.300 Right

00:54:21.560 So

00:54:22.180 She lived in like this

00:54:24.520 Two story

00:54:26.160 Home

00:54:26.940 It was

00:54:27.740 Town home

00:54:28.440 Yeah town home

00:54:29.180 But it was two stories

00:54:30.180 So it was like a

00:54:30.760 It was like

00:54:31.560 Real tall and narrow

00:54:33.220 Okay

00:54:33.560 So one of

00:54:35.080 The bathroom

00:54:35.580 That wasn't in the

00:54:36.400 In the bedroom

00:54:37.100 Was

00:54:37.940 Upstairs

00:54:38.940 So like

00:54:39.820 I went upstairs

00:54:41.180 And I was gonna try

00:54:42.480 To you know

00:54:43.260 Do my business

00:54:43.940 And fucking clog the toilet

00:54:45.680 Man

00:54:46.020 Like this is

00:54:47.500 This is a bad situation

00:54:49.300 Because I don't know

00:54:50.540 This chick

00:54:51.100 And I don't know

00:54:51.880 Her apartment

00:54:52.400 And by the way

00:54:53.620 She's downstairs

00:54:54.560 In her

00:54:55.180 Area where she lives

00:54:56.500 So it's not like

00:54:57.340 I can go down there

00:54:58.200 And just search

00:54:59.040 For the fucking plunger

00:55:00.120 So I'm totally confused

00:55:02.060 On what to do

00:55:02.780 There's no brush

00:55:04.040 Okay

00:55:04.660 Because everybody knows

00:55:06.100 If there's a plunger

00:55:07.600 And there's no plunger

00:55:09.660 You go to the brush

00:55:10.940 Right

00:55:12.020 I mean I've never

00:55:13.540 No that's a good

00:55:14.460 I mean it's a good tactic

00:55:15.300 I didn't think about that

00:55:16.080 Yeah

00:55:16.280 Yeah you go to the brush

00:55:17.060 And you can kind of like

00:55:17.960 Stick the brush

00:55:18.580 Rotoroot it

00:55:19.400 And now it's

00:55:20.200 You don't twist it

00:55:21.680 You just like

00:55:22.140 Try to push some water

00:55:23.200 In a hole

00:55:23.660 Gotcha

00:55:23.980 So

00:55:24.400 There was no brush

00:55:26.280 So I'm like

00:55:27.520 Fuck

00:55:28.160 The toilet's about

00:55:29.680 To fucking overflow

00:55:30.740 Dude

00:55:31.360 Like I can see it coming

00:55:32.760 Oh dude

00:55:33.100 That slow creep

00:55:33.800 And I'm like

00:55:34.220 Fuck what do I do

00:55:35.540 Dude I fucking

00:55:36.780 Went in with my hand dude

00:55:37.900 No

00:55:38.440 I went in with my hand

00:55:39.200 I had to

00:55:40.120 Desperate measures

00:55:40.840 Dude I went in

00:55:41.780 I went in

00:55:42.800 I reached down in there

00:55:43.800 I grabbed the fucking paper

00:55:45.100 Because the poop

00:55:45.920 Had actually gone

00:55:46.620 Through the pipe

00:55:47.160 I didn't get any poop

00:55:47.820 In my hand

00:55:48.220 Hey man

00:55:48.620 But dude there was

00:55:49.280 Pee in the water still

00:55:50.280 And I fucking

00:55:51.160 Went in with my hand

00:55:52.060 Unclogged that motherfucker

00:55:54.140 Washed the shit

00:55:55.540 Out of my head

00:55:56.180 And I go back downstairs

00:55:57.280 And she's like

00:55:58.500 What were you doing up there

00:56:00.320 And I'm like

00:56:00.960 Oh you know

00:56:01.940 I don't know

00:56:03.940 I guess that

00:56:05.000 That tapas we had last night

00:56:06.940 You know

00:56:07.280 And I had to like

00:56:08.500 Break it

00:56:08.880 And then I had to

00:56:09.520 Tell it myself anyway

00:56:10.600 I mean hey

00:56:11.680 So

00:56:11.860 I know why you really did it

00:56:13.680 Why

00:56:14.020 Because I was

00:56:15.180 You know

00:56:15.480 Step two to that

00:56:16.340 Is the water starts leaking

00:56:17.100 Now you're in a kitchen sink

00:56:18.020 Now you gotta go downstairs

00:56:19.140 And fix the fucking ceiling

00:56:20.460 Dude

00:56:20.800 Have you ever seen the movie

00:56:22.440 Along Came Polly

00:56:23.180 This happens in that movie

00:56:25.060 Oh really

00:56:25.480 He has to use like

00:56:26.200 A hundred dollar loofah

00:56:27.160 Really

00:56:27.600 Oh dude

00:56:28.740 Dude

00:56:29.920 I had no options

00:56:31.360 Like there wasn't

00:56:32.220 A shower in this bathroom

00:56:33.240 It was like a little

00:56:33.920 One shooter

00:56:35.280 You know what I'm saying

00:56:35.900 Like a toilet

00:56:36.780 A half bath

00:56:37.380 Yeah right

00:56:37.940 And I didn't

00:56:39.260 What the fuck would you do

00:56:40.920 Do you let it go over

00:56:42.460 And don't have to explain it

00:56:43.620 Going over

00:56:44.140 I mean there's

00:56:44.760 There's a long winded process

00:56:46.000 You're going over

00:56:46.820 So now I'm this motherfucker

00:56:48.180 From St. Louis

00:56:49.300 That she met

00:56:50.320 Right hand or left hand

00:56:51.520 Huh

00:56:51.880 Yeah I use my right hand bro

00:56:53.420 Don't shake that

00:56:54.600 Yeah look

00:56:55.560 Dude I watched the shit

00:56:57.040 Out of it

00:56:57.420 But I'm just saying

00:56:58.160 Like you gotta do

00:57:00.000 What you gotta fucking do

00:57:00.840 So you weren't at the phase

00:57:01.660 In the relationship

00:57:02.080 Where you walk down

00:57:02.680 And you get sticking

00:57:03.120 Underneath the nose

00:57:03.640 And be like

00:57:03.840 Smell this

00:57:04.380 Bro

00:57:04.780 Bro listen

00:57:07.980 Listen

00:57:09.040 I'm being serious

00:57:11.260 What the fuck

00:57:12.020 Would you do

00:57:12.620 Dude

00:57:13.220 I mean

00:57:13.700 When I first started

00:57:14.900 Dating Raquel

00:57:15.320 The first trip we made

00:57:16.180 Was to Mexico

00:57:16.780 And I kept disappearing

00:57:18.960 Where you at

00:57:19.380 I'm working in the lobby

00:57:20.280 Like I kept acting

00:57:20.960 Like I had to go to

00:57:21.460 Wi-Fi in the lobby

00:57:22.180 But I was taking a shit

00:57:22.920 In the lobby

00:57:23.320 Because I was in Mexico

00:57:24.040 My stomach was all torn up

00:57:24.980 Oh you dude

00:57:25.640 You took her to one of them

00:57:26.540 See Mexico's a bad place

00:57:28.240 To take a new girlfriend

00:57:29.220 It's a bad destination

00:57:30.240 Because all the fucking

00:57:31.020 All the suites in Mexico

00:57:32.800 They're like open

00:57:34.300 Open air man

00:57:34.720 To the fucking bathroom

00:57:35.700 You gotta like

00:57:36.720 Really be in a relationship

00:57:37.620 Dude

00:57:38.100 The first time

00:57:39.000 Emily and I

00:57:39.500 Went on a trip together

00:57:40.380 We were fucking down there

00:57:41.520 In Extapa

00:57:42.100 Yeah

00:57:42.520 At Cristal

00:57:43.600 Yeah

00:57:43.960 And dude

00:57:44.380 The fucking bat

00:57:45.460 Like dude

00:57:45.940 We had been dating

00:57:46.680 We went

00:57:47.680 We had been dating

00:57:48.600 Yeah three four months

00:57:50.100 And so I took her

00:57:51.660 And dude

00:57:53.260 I mean we knew each other

00:57:54.720 But still

00:57:55.580 We weren't to the level

00:57:56.680 Of like taking a dump

00:57:57.820 In front of each other

00:57:58.660 So like

00:57:59.720 I mean

00:58:00.240 Yeah but

00:58:01.200 It's a real thing

00:58:01.820 With open air

00:58:02.660 That's a never level

00:58:04.160 That's a year

00:58:05.120 You gotta be dating

00:58:05.720 For a year

00:58:06.120 For the open air shit

00:58:06.960 You know what I mean

00:58:07.680 So like

00:58:09.000 I'm with you

00:58:09.840 To explain this

00:58:11.020 To the people listening

00:58:11.980 The people

00:58:13.420 The person you're with

00:58:14.760 Can see you shitting

00:58:15.840 Yeah

00:58:16.240 Which isn't the worst part

00:58:17.680 The worst part

00:58:18.320 Is when she can see you

00:58:19.060 Wiping your ass

00:58:19.520 That's the worst

00:58:20.100 Dude

00:58:21.000 Cause now

00:58:22.240 Yes

00:58:22.740 I mean that's real though

00:58:23.700 Like dude

00:58:24.040 We've been together

00:58:24.920 Ten fucking years

00:58:26.020 And I have like

00:58:27.280 A little pocket door

00:58:28.080 On my shitter

00:58:28.700 You know in my bathroom

00:58:29.420 And like

00:58:30.080 I take a shit

00:58:31.340 So I can watch the kids

00:58:32.220 You know

00:58:32.420 And then she'd kind of

00:58:32.920 Be walking around

00:58:33.500 But if I go wipe my ass

00:58:34.360 I'm closing the door

00:58:34.980 Like you know

00:58:35.600 Door is going closed

00:58:37.020 One thousand percent

00:58:37.880 Because nobody looks good

00:58:38.800 Wiping their ass

00:58:40.000 Like when you catch

00:58:41.100 Someone wiping their ass

00:58:42.280 You just took their

00:58:42.940 Fucking soul

00:58:43.720 You know

00:58:47.400 It's like getting

00:58:48.040 Caught beating off

00:58:48.920 Dude

00:58:49.220 Like there's nothing

00:58:49.920 You can do

00:58:50.640 There's nothing

00:58:51.760 You can do

00:58:52.420 You just look down

00:58:53.440 At the ground

00:58:53.860 There's nothing

00:58:56.640 You can do

00:58:57.480 Like you just

00:58:58.400 Keep going

00:58:59.100 Look at Von Von

00:59:03.020 It's like

00:59:03.260 Where did this go

00:59:03.940 No I actually

00:59:04.860 It's making me think

00:59:05.520 When I was in fourth grade

00:59:06.400 I took piano lessons

00:59:07.240 I took piano lessons

00:59:11.020 From this chick

00:59:11.620 Named Claudia Fox

00:59:12.800 And I would go

00:59:13.860 Directly after school

00:59:14.760 And I'd walk up

00:59:15.600 To her house

00:59:16.100 And I was waiting

00:59:16.640 For the kid

00:59:18.140 Before me

00:59:19.160 Who was still

00:59:19.740 In the

00:59:20.080 You know

00:59:20.560 Still taking the

00:59:21.580 Lessons from her

00:59:22.140 And I

00:59:23.040 All of a sudden

00:59:23.500 I had to go

00:59:24.080 Like terribly bad

00:59:25.260 Like bad

00:59:25.880 Bad

00:59:26.260 Bad

00:59:26.600 And so I'm like

00:59:27.500 I don't know

00:59:27.820 What to do

00:59:28.280 Because I can't

00:59:28.880 Go in there

00:59:29.340 The other kid's

00:59:30.080 Doing his lesson

00:59:31.020 So I basically

00:59:32.540 Crawled behind her bushes

00:59:33.740 And I just dropped

00:59:34.960 Right there

00:59:35.400 And I just dropped

00:59:36.360 A huge deuce

00:59:37.200 While I'm doing it

00:59:38.800 While I'm doing it

00:59:40.320 While I'm doing it

00:59:41.820 She comes out

00:59:42.540 And she's like

00:59:43.700 Looking around

00:59:44.180 And she's like

00:59:44.600 Vaughn

00:59:45.100 Vaughn

00:59:46.040 And I just look

00:59:46.600 Totally dead silent

00:59:47.620 Right

00:59:47.840 So she comes back in

00:59:49.760 I finish my

00:59:50.380 I finish my job

00:59:51.340 I decide

00:59:52.380 Okay I can't

00:59:53.200 What did you wipe with

00:59:54.020 Oh I don't know

00:59:55.080 I have no

00:59:55.980 Socks

00:59:56.440 Yeah I don't know

00:59:57.140 But I had to go

00:59:57.980 Socks

00:59:58.420 You go to the sock

00:59:59.100 Before you go to your hand

01:00:00.040 Yeah so

01:00:00.700 Sock

01:00:01.420 Underwear

01:00:01.920 Sock sock

01:00:02.520 Underwear

01:00:03.060 Fuck

01:00:03.600 Fuck this protocol man

01:00:05.260 So what I

01:00:05.880 That's why I wear

01:00:06.460 A wife beater always

01:00:07.460 I wear a fucking

01:00:08.640 Wife beater

01:00:09.180 In the event

01:00:09.760 Where it tears up

01:00:10.720 Into fucking

01:00:11.280 Great

01:00:11.520 Hold on hold on

01:00:12.420 So let me get this straight

01:00:14.320 Just so I fucking

01:00:15.980 Understand completely

01:00:17.280 So the protocol

01:00:20.600 For this situation

01:00:22.900 Yes

01:00:23.340 Is wife beater first

01:00:24.720 No no no

01:00:25.280 Socks first

01:00:26.160 Sock sock

01:00:26.800 Okay so you got

01:00:27.920 Two socks

01:00:28.580 Yep

01:00:28.840 Underwear

01:00:29.380 Underwear

01:00:30.100 Then your undershirt

01:00:31.180 Then your undershirt

01:00:31.960 Okay

01:00:32.240 But you gotta wear

01:00:32.940 A nice undershirt

01:00:33.620 See so you can tear it

01:00:34.760 This is like

01:00:35.220 What happens to this

01:00:36.400 If you're like

01:00:36.960 It's like a swimming pool

01:00:38.340 Oh man

01:00:39.780 You're fucked dude

01:00:40.680 Like

01:00:41.600 Well that's

01:00:42.840 Unless you're Chris Klein

01:00:43.840 Yeah

01:00:44.600 He's got probably

01:00:45.520 The greatest fucking shit story

01:00:46.880 Of all time

01:00:47.460 I'm not gonna ruin it

01:00:48.480 But it is fucking hilarious

01:00:49.780 Okay so I

01:00:50.460 So I

01:00:51.140 Finished my business

01:00:52.240 Can you imagine

01:00:52.860 People right now

01:00:53.520 Listening to this

01:00:54.040 They're probably like

01:00:54.520 No they're laughing

01:00:55.000 They're probably like

01:00:56.140 Oh my god

01:00:57.060 These fucking buffoons

01:00:59.400 They're fucking telling

01:01:01.140 Toilet humor

01:01:01.880 You sound like

01:01:02.340 Beavis and Butthead

01:01:02.920 I will tell you

01:01:03.660 One of the greatest things

01:01:04.480 About having kids

01:01:05.300 Is wet wipes are everywhere

01:01:06.600 Oh yeah

01:01:07.080 Everywhere

01:01:07.600 Very true

01:01:08.200 So anyway

01:01:08.900 I come back around

01:01:09.780 And I wanted to make it

01:01:10.760 Look like I was just

01:01:11.440 Running up from

01:01:12.300 You know

01:01:13.100 That I wasn't already

01:01:13.940 Up at their house

01:01:14.600 So I do that

01:01:15.320 Come in

01:01:16.060 Everything goes

01:01:16.640 Goes great

01:01:17.420 Alright

01:01:18.060 Totally

01:01:19.340 She didn't

01:01:19.980 You know

01:01:20.220 As far as I know

01:01:20.920 She didn't catch me

01:01:21.580 Right

01:01:21.840 Week later

01:01:22.680 I walk in

01:01:23.700 To do my

01:01:24.880 Piano lesson

01:01:26.120 And she sits down

01:01:27.500 And she says

01:01:27.900 Listen

01:01:28.420 Before we begin

01:01:29.680 I have a question

01:01:30.680 That I need to ask you

01:01:31.760 And I said

01:01:32.980 Okay

01:01:33.300 And she said

01:01:34.800 I thought this was

01:01:35.360 Going to be about

01:01:35.800 My you know

01:01:36.280 My practicing

01:01:37.160 And everything

01:01:37.620 She goes

01:01:38.380 I get you

01:01:40.780 She goes

01:01:41.340 Vaughn

01:01:42.060 Did you defecate

01:01:44.220 In front of my house

01:01:45.440 I'm like

01:01:46.580 What does defecate mean

01:01:47.920 I don't know

01:01:48.400 That's what I said

01:01:49.200 I said

01:01:49.560 I don't know

01:01:49.920 What that means

01:01:50.600 And she goes

01:01:51.600 Did you go to the bathroom

01:01:53.520 In front of my house

01:01:54.720 Last week

01:01:55.500 And I'm like

01:01:57.020 No

01:01:57.520 Why

01:01:58.240 And she said

01:01:59.300 Well

01:01:59.600 I found evidence

01:02:00.980 That you might have

01:02:01.900 And I go

01:02:02.440 Are you sure

01:02:03.060 It wasn't a squirrel

01:02:04.140 Or something

01:02:04.560 Dude

01:02:06.400 So this is

01:02:06.980 But I totally denied it

01:02:08.320 And she didn't press the issue

01:02:09.420 Oh so you're a liar

01:02:09.980 Yeah

01:02:10.360 So basically

01:02:11.300 This is why you don't play the piano

01:02:14.080 Yeah right

01:02:14.900 Basically

01:02:15.560 Yeah

01:02:15.980 Cancel the next lesson

01:02:16.780 Really bad

01:02:17.820 Bad images

01:02:18.960 Associated with that

01:02:19.860 So

01:02:20.140 Well Vaughn

01:02:20.660 If you ever take a shit

01:02:21.280 Outside my house

01:02:21.840 I'll have you on camera

01:02:22.560 Well

01:02:23.520 I probably won't

01:02:24.720 I'll even send you the footage

01:02:25.400 Yeah

01:02:25.780 Dude I enjoy peeing outside

01:02:27.880 I don't ever pee inside

01:02:29.120 Yeah

01:02:29.400 I would much rather pee outside

01:02:30.980 Than in a toilet

01:02:31.840 Oh

01:02:33.240 Yeah

01:02:33.880 Without a doubt

01:02:34.660 Yeah

01:02:34.960 You gotta worry about

01:02:36.500 Where you're aiming

01:02:37.020 It's just easy

01:02:38.660 That's fucking

01:02:39.720 Literally the best fucking thing

01:02:41.080 About my house

01:02:41.640 Is

01:02:42.420 Is cameras

01:02:43.340 No I pee outside

01:02:44.360 I pee anywhere

01:02:44.900 Oh

01:02:45.340 I live in like a little secluded

01:02:46.760 Oh yeah

01:02:47.440 And I fucking pee anywhere I want

01:02:49.180 And you know what

01:02:50.060 In fact it started a bad trend here

01:02:51.600 I pee outside here

01:02:52.400 And it's not good

01:02:52.940 Now I go all the way down in the woods

01:02:54.280 You know

01:02:54.820 Is it true

01:02:55.580 I've always heard this

01:02:56.360 And I don't know if it's true or not

01:02:57.500 But is it true

01:02:58.020 Yes it's that big

01:02:58.680 No

01:02:59.300 Is it true that if you do actually

01:03:01.640 Pee outside

01:03:02.440 Genetics

01:03:02.540 Is it true that if you actually

01:03:04.960 Pee outside

01:03:05.680 And like a cop finds you

01:03:06.920 That's some sort of

01:03:07.880 Really heinous

01:03:08.820 Dude I think it's

01:03:09.720 I think it's

01:03:10.420 Like I think it's a sex crime

01:03:11.360 Sex offender shit

01:03:11.640 Right

01:03:11.820 Yeah

01:03:12.120 Yeah yeah yeah

01:03:12.600 I know around here it is

01:03:14.180 That's crazy

01:03:14.860 You get some sort of

01:03:15.760 Sex

01:03:16.720 Thing

01:03:17.640 I don't know

01:03:18.940 Offender

01:03:19.460 You get on a list

01:03:20.200 You got a list

01:03:21.180 You don't want to fucking be on

01:03:22.340 Dave what's it like

01:03:23.420 To be on that list

01:03:24.080 Listen

01:03:24.860 Don't worry about me

01:03:27.240 Vaughn you're

01:03:27.980 You're a pastor

01:03:28.880 Or preacher or something

01:03:29.620 You should be on that list

01:03:30.380 Oh

01:03:31.140 That's nonsense

01:03:33.900 I don't even know where to go

01:03:37.100 With that

01:03:37.360 Well as much as I've enjoyed

01:03:39.240 This conversation on feces

01:03:40.500 It is interesting

01:03:42.040 You know

01:03:42.700 I don't know if anybody's

01:03:43.860 Paying attention

01:03:44.360 But most of the latest polls

01:03:46.840 The president actually has

01:03:48.880 A pretty high approval rating

01:03:50.600 You know relative to

01:03:51.920 Trump in the couple years

01:03:53.540 That he's been president

01:03:54.400 And the most recent data

01:03:57.000 Suggests that

01:03:57.920 A

01:03:58.360 The impeachment process

01:04:01.540 Is not going to affect

01:04:02.480 His ability to get reelected

01:04:04.320 Most Americans believe

01:04:05.340 The majority of Americans

01:04:06.200 Actually believe

01:04:06.840 He will be reelected

01:04:08.040 And if anything

01:04:08.860 It looks like

01:04:09.760 The impeachment may actually

01:04:10.880 Help him

01:04:11.360 Because it's energizing

01:04:12.600 His base

01:04:13.180 So

01:04:13.880 Surprise

01:04:15.060 Big surprise

01:04:16.100 I think that's pretty

01:04:17.100 Poor strategy

01:04:17.860 On the left side

01:04:19.140 If they're trying to win

01:04:20.060 Because basically

01:04:21.640 What they're doing

01:04:22.220 Is poking an entire

01:04:23.100 Horde's nest

01:04:23.760 Of people who are

01:04:25.400 Normally silent

01:04:26.240 Well and he's normally

01:04:27.660 Got to do something

01:04:28.400 Outlandish

01:04:29.240 To get at the top

01:04:29.860 Of the headlines

01:04:30.300 Every single day

01:04:30.880 And now he doesn't

01:04:31.340 Have to do anything

01:04:31.980 They're fueling that fire

01:04:33.580 And what's happening

01:04:34.340 Is you know

01:04:35.480 Agree or disagree

01:04:36.700 It really doesn't matter

01:04:37.860 I'm just saying it

01:04:39.060 From a strategic standpoint

01:04:40.260 What's happening

01:04:41.200 Is by them making this

01:04:42.780 The topic

01:04:43.800 Considering where they are

01:04:45.660 In people's mind

01:04:46.420 Right now

01:04:46.980 They're creating

01:04:50.000 The frenzy

01:04:50.900 That they don't want

01:04:51.740 Because there's

01:04:53.440 A lot of people

01:04:54.240 Out there

01:04:54.640 That quite honestly

01:04:56.120 Already know

01:04:56.680 They're going to

01:04:57.020 Vote for Trump

01:04:57.580 No matter what

01:04:58.180 The fuck

01:04:58.520 Anybody else says

01:04:59.400 And what they're

01:05:00.580 Doing is reminding

01:05:01.420 People how important

01:05:02.300 It is to actually

01:05:03.060 Stand up and vote

01:05:04.000 This is the problem

01:05:06.140 With the media

01:05:07.440 Manipulation that's

01:05:08.680 Going on

01:05:09.260 Is that

01:05:09.740 There's not a lot

01:05:12.760 Of truth being

01:05:13.600 Told on

01:05:14.780 Anybody's part

01:05:16.080 And

01:05:17.240 They're being

01:05:19.100 Trump is so

01:05:20.220 Fucking smart

01:05:21.080 That he is

01:05:22.200 Actually

01:05:22.860 Manipulating

01:05:24.820 Manipulating them

01:05:25.080 Back

01:05:25.640 Based off of

01:05:27.260 Whatever they say

01:05:27.880 About them

01:05:28.360 You know what I mean

01:05:29.160 So

01:05:29.540 You know

01:05:30.680 I agree with

01:05:32.060 What you're saying

01:05:32.680 The reason there's

01:05:33.460 Whatever the high

01:05:34.800 Approval rating

01:05:35.560 I would say is

01:05:36.880 Because

01:05:37.240 People are so

01:05:38.800 Fucking tired

01:05:39.780 Of the nonsense

01:05:40.540 And they're so

01:05:42.200 Ready for

01:05:45.080 Real things to happen

01:05:46.860 In America

01:05:47.400 And not just

01:05:48.000 False promises

01:05:48.700 I think people

01:05:50.480 Are just tired

01:05:51.000 Of the bullshit

01:05:51.500 And they

01:05:51.980 Recognize it

01:05:52.960 And they

01:05:53.220 Recognize

01:05:53.740 An easy way

01:05:55.800 To say this

01:05:56.360 Is people

01:05:57.000 Have woken up

01:05:57.880 To the fact

01:05:58.460 That the media

01:05:59.020 Is full of shit

01:05:59.820 And so

01:06:00.880 They've now

01:06:01.620 When they see

01:06:02.520 The media

01:06:03.380 Trying to

01:06:03.940 Manipulate

01:06:04.580 A situation

01:06:05.420 That just

01:06:06.840 Pushes them

01:06:07.400 Further away

01:06:08.160 From whatever

01:06:08.680 Cause they're

01:06:09.300 Trying to drive

01:06:10.100 Follow what I'm

01:06:11.100 Saying

01:06:11.300 Yeah absolutely

01:06:12.080 And I think

01:06:12.680 What's also true

01:06:14.060 Is that historically

01:06:14.800 The American people

01:06:15.760 Are very sympathetic

01:06:16.820 Toward a leader

01:06:17.900 Who seems to

01:06:19.240 Not be getting

01:06:19.880 A fair shake

01:06:20.540 I mean you

01:06:21.060 Think about

01:06:21.440 Bill Clinton

01:06:21.980 And even back

01:06:23.780 Then a lot of

01:06:25.140 People would say

01:06:25.660 Listen he probably

01:06:26.460 Did something wrong

01:06:27.240 But the witch hunt

01:06:28.440 That is happening

01:06:29.600 As a result of

01:06:30.300 What he did

01:06:30.860 Is kind of

01:06:31.500 Over the top

01:06:32.040 It's comical

01:06:32.520 And it ended up

01:06:33.700 Helping him

01:06:34.700 Get reelected

01:06:35.400 And that's what

01:06:36.460 I think is probably

01:06:37.240 Happening with Trump

01:06:38.060 They're saying

01:06:38.580 Listen the guy's

01:06:39.620 Not a saint

01:06:40.220 But at the same time

01:06:41.400 Does he really deserve

01:06:42.420 All the stuff

01:06:43.080 That's going on

01:06:43.620 But it's also

01:06:44.160 Coupled with the fact

01:06:45.100 That I think

01:06:45.800 The unemployment rate

01:06:46.960 Is as low as

01:06:47.660 It's ever been

01:06:48.200 In the entire

01:06:48.820 U.S. history

01:06:49.700 And specifically

01:06:51.040 Minority unemployment rate

01:06:52.900 Is as low as

01:06:53.440 It's ever been

01:06:54.060 So I mean you think

01:06:54.740 About you couple

01:06:55.480 On the fact

01:06:55.980 Like hey man

01:06:56.820 I'm paying my bills

01:06:57.640 I got a job

01:06:58.580 The economy's booming

01:06:59.600 Life's working

01:07:00.420 In the right direction

01:07:01.040 I know this guy's

01:07:01.780 An asshole

01:07:02.120 But things are going

01:07:02.800 Nobody wants to

01:07:03.600 Upset that apple cart

01:07:04.460 You know what I mean

01:07:04.860 Right now things

01:07:05.500 Are moving

01:07:05.820 In the right direction

01:07:06.480 No

01:07:06.780 There's lots of people

01:07:07.820 That want to upset

01:07:08.460 That apple cart

01:07:09.020 Yeah right

01:07:09.400 It's just that

01:07:10.220 They are not

01:07:11.540 Those people

01:07:12.720 Are not

01:07:14.300 Serving the interests

01:07:16.240 Of everybody else

01:07:17.200 They're serving themselves

01:07:18.080 Self-service

01:07:18.620 Right

01:07:18.980 Because if we actually

01:07:20.140 Cared about the

01:07:21.080 Integrity of our country

01:07:22.180 We would not judge

01:07:23.580 Someone based upon

01:07:24.520 Their party affiliation

01:07:25.680 We would instead

01:07:26.700 Judge someone

01:07:27.480 Based upon what

01:07:28.380 They're actually doing

01:07:29.600 And that's a hard

01:07:30.840 Thing for people to do

01:07:32.000 That's what's

01:07:33.300 Happening right now

01:07:34.120 People who would

01:07:35.020 Normally say

01:07:36.080 Yes I believe

01:07:37.340 This person

01:07:38.040 Or yes I believe

01:07:39.380 What they're saying

01:07:40.380 Have now lost

01:07:41.480 That belief

01:07:42.160 In terms of like

01:07:43.300 What the left

01:07:43.900 Is standing for

01:07:44.760 And they said

01:07:45.640 There's a lot of people

01:07:47.000 And by a lot of people

01:07:48.300 I mean

01:07:48.640 Four to six percent

01:07:50.140 Of the people

01:07:50.680 Which those are the people

01:07:51.680 That make up

01:07:52.140 The actual election

01:07:53.200 Those people have said

01:07:55.400 I don't fucking

01:07:56.480 Believe you anymore

01:07:57.320 Like I don't believe

01:07:58.260 The media anymore

01:07:59.020 I don't believe you

01:07:59.840 Well and these outlandish

01:08:00.700 Lies are trying to do

01:08:01.200 And so the more

01:08:01.660 That they try to pour gas

01:08:02.920 On that same message

01:08:03.860 The more people

01:08:04.760 Don't believe them

01:08:05.600 And you start seeing it

01:08:06.440 Right

01:08:06.740 And so

01:08:07.280 That's what's happening

01:08:08.620 And that is no bias

01:08:09.620 On my part either way

01:08:10.760 I happen to think

01:08:11.640 That Trump's doing

01:08:12.240 A pretty good fucking job

01:08:13.360 But if Trump were

01:08:14.860 To do a bad job

01:08:15.720 I would be the first one

01:08:16.560 To say hey

01:08:17.000 He's doing a bad

01:08:17.380 Fucking job

01:08:18.740 I care about the country

01:08:20.360 I'm not affiliated

01:08:21.200 Well I think what you see

01:08:23.020 And where I know this

01:08:23.920 Long enough

01:08:24.240 Like what you see

01:08:25.180 Is their tactic

01:08:26.120 Is blowing up in their face

01:08:27.140 And you like that

01:08:27.760 You know what I mean

01:08:28.500 Oh dude

01:08:29.160 But that's happening

01:08:30.040 Across

01:08:30.340 I think that's happening

01:08:31.140 In society

01:08:31.740 Oh I love it

01:08:32.620 I think

01:08:33.180 You know

01:08:34.020 Ten years ago

01:08:36.380 When you were called

01:08:37.540 A racist

01:08:38.020 It would fucking

01:08:39.120 Bury you

01:08:39.860 But now

01:08:41.120 Because the term's

01:08:42.340 Been overused

01:08:43.160 By the media

01:08:43.980 So much

01:08:44.760 The real racists

01:08:46.420 Get off

01:08:47.260 With like

01:08:48.560 Oh yeah

01:08:49.080 He's fucking racist

01:08:49.940 Like

01:08:50.260 Yeah most people

01:08:50.880 Are like

01:08:51.140 Well whatever

01:08:51.640 Right

01:08:51.880 So that's what's

01:08:53.180 Happening now

01:08:53.800 With that

01:08:54.720 Politics

01:08:55.120 That politics thing

01:08:56.100 Is people are so

01:08:57.100 It's just lost

01:08:59.140 Its power

01:08:59.820 You know what I mean

01:09:00.760 Because it's been

01:09:01.420 Overused

01:09:02.180 Like when you say

01:09:03.040 Trump's a racist

01:09:03.960 And there's really

01:09:04.640 No evidence of him

01:09:05.420 Being a racist

01:09:06.060 And you say it

01:09:07.000 Over and over

01:09:07.460 And over and over

01:09:08.040 Again

01:09:08.200 Eventually everybody's

01:09:08.920 Like what the fuck

01:09:09.380 You're talking about

01:09:10.020 Like

01:09:10.860 What are you talking about

01:09:12.320 And now these same

01:09:13.520 People are coming up

01:09:14.260 With other things

01:09:15.040 They're standing on

01:09:15.920 You know

01:09:16.400 All the other issues

01:09:17.540 And

01:09:18.320 The dangerous part

01:09:20.400 Here

01:09:20.780 Which is dangerous

01:09:22.440 Is that people

01:09:23.420 Will just now

01:09:24.100 Vote for one side

01:09:24.980 Because they're

01:09:25.360 So sick of the

01:09:25.960 Other side

01:09:26.500 And they don't

01:09:27.780 And they're

01:09:28.360 And this side

01:09:29.120 Over here

01:09:29.440 Is doing this

01:09:30.320 Right

01:09:31.020 So

01:09:31.780 If you really

01:09:33.800 Want to accomplish

01:09:34.440 Your mission

01:09:35.040 Over there

01:09:35.800 You might want

01:09:36.860 To think of

01:09:37.140 A better strategy

01:09:37.900 To just continue

01:09:38.900 To use the media

01:09:39.720 To just blow

01:09:40.720 Motherfuckers up

01:09:41.680 Or social media

01:09:42.800 Because it doesn't

01:09:43.640 Have its power anymore

01:09:44.660 You get attacked

01:09:45.780 For one or two days

01:09:46.920 And then it's

01:09:47.460 It goes away

01:09:48.660 Like

01:09:49.500 People

01:09:51.120 People understand that

01:09:52.480 You know

01:09:52.740 I saw a celebrity

01:09:53.540 Post the other day

01:09:54.420 About something

01:09:55.360 About people

01:09:55.880 Getting cancelled

01:09:56.640 Like cancelled culture

01:09:57.720 I believe

01:09:58.820 Didn't we talk

01:09:59.380 About this already

01:09:59.960 Cancalled culture

01:10:00.700 Oh the me too

01:10:01.280 Culture

01:10:01.600 Yeah well we

01:10:02.320 No it's not me too

01:10:03.220 Me too is a different thing

01:10:04.200 It's the

01:10:05.040 It's the cancelled culture

01:10:06.400 It's

01:10:06.960 It's

01:10:07.780 You know

01:10:08.940 We're gonna

01:10:09.320 Fucking bury you

01:10:10.420 Right

01:10:10.780 You're cancelled

01:10:12.040 Okay

01:10:12.600 I saw

01:10:14.280 Because you said

01:10:15.340 Something

01:10:15.600 Or did something

01:10:16.200 That people

01:10:17.100 Didn't like

01:10:17.720 And so

01:10:19.140 We have a situation

01:10:20.240 Now is where

01:10:20.800 People are getting

01:10:21.400 Cancelled left and right

01:10:22.400 Every fucking day

01:10:23.260 By social media

01:10:24.080 Or the media

01:10:24.660 And nobody

01:10:25.860 Is actually

01:10:26.540 Cancelling them

01:10:27.200 It's just like

01:10:27.760 A publicity thing now

01:10:28.980 You know

01:10:29.620 They actually end up

01:10:30.380 More famous

01:10:31.080 Than before

01:10:32.060 We've seen this

01:10:33.220 Over and over

01:10:33.760 And over again

01:10:34.420 You know

01:10:35.020 So we have

01:10:35.640 These situations

01:10:36.440 Where people

01:10:37.660 Don't like

01:10:38.260 What people are saying

01:10:38.920 And they give them

01:10:39.580 The shine

01:10:40.140 And then all of a sudden

01:10:41.580 Now everybody hears it

01:10:42.620 And they gain more support

01:10:43.720 Well

01:10:44.760 If you want that

01:10:46.160 To stop happening

01:10:46.940 Stop this

01:10:48.120 Mob shit

01:10:49.140 And start addressing it

01:10:50.700 Because half the motherfuckers

01:10:51.860 That all of you don't like

01:10:52.860 And that goes on

01:10:53.420 Both sides of the party

01:10:54.420 Are people you made famous

01:10:56.100 By sending a mob after them

01:10:57.920 And now you made them

01:10:59.020 More effective

01:10:59.700 You know

01:11:01.240 So if you really

01:11:01.840 Don't like someone

01:11:02.700 The best thing you can do

01:11:04.260 Is

01:11:04.600 Like it or not

01:11:05.660 Is to fucking

01:11:06.840 A. Ignore them

01:11:07.780 And B.

01:11:08.620 Take action

01:11:09.240 In the other direction

01:11:10.020 That's the truth

01:11:11.840 A hundred percent

01:11:12.400 Just to dovetail

01:11:14.180 A little bit

01:11:14.880 I mean you're

01:11:15.380 You're addressing

01:11:15.860 The cultural thing

01:11:16.520 But economically

01:11:17.100 This is really

01:11:17.700 A fun fact

01:11:18.420 Maybe not surprising

01:11:20.660 To most people

01:11:21.200 But the

01:11:22.460 Consumer spending index

01:11:24.460 There is a new high

01:11:25.340 Of 62%

01:11:27.240 Give the economy

01:11:28.140 Positive reviews

01:11:28.980 And that's according

01:11:29.600 To Rasmussen reports

01:11:30.720 Just to give you

01:11:31.880 Like a

01:11:32.520 Hey let me tell you something

01:11:33.360 It's going to be hard

01:11:34.240 To win an election

01:11:34.940 When the dude

01:11:35.520 Who's getting the

01:11:36.880 Credit for the economy

01:11:38.120 Being good

01:11:38.800 And everybody else

01:11:40.180 In the real world

01:11:40.900 Is like making more money

01:11:41.920 And paying less taxes

01:11:42.800 And shit

01:11:43.160 And shit seems to be

01:11:44.200 Going pretty well

01:11:44.940 And

01:11:46.880 I'm going to tell you

01:11:48.740 What's going to happen

01:11:49.300 In the next

01:11:49.740 Remember when I told you

01:11:51.140 Trump was going to win

01:11:51.740 A year and a half

01:11:52.300 Before he fucking won

01:11:53.220 On MSCEO project

01:11:54.560 I'm going to tell you

01:11:55.820 This too

01:11:56.240 You're going to see this

01:11:57.360 You're going to see

01:11:58.280 The media

01:11:58.820 Come out

01:11:59.900 And try to create

01:12:00.780 A recession

01:12:01.360 They're going to try

01:12:02.480 To create it

01:12:03.240 Through their stories

01:12:04.400 They're going to tell you

01:12:05.500 How bad the economy is

01:12:06.980 They're going to use

01:12:07.840 Their influence

01:12:08.380 To get people

01:12:08.960 To stop spending

01:12:09.820 And start saving

01:12:10.660 And pull money

01:12:11.260 Off the table

01:12:11.880 So that they have

01:12:12.960 Some sort of

01:12:13.520 Recession economic crisis

01:12:14.860 During the election campaign

01:12:16.120 Which creates a loss

01:12:17.620 For the Republican

01:12:18.320 It's coming

01:12:18.840 Yeah

01:12:19.740 Guaranteed

01:12:20.320 No I think you're right

01:12:21.100 I mean as a point of reference

01:12:22.560 The index

01:12:24.500 For those of you

01:12:26.900 Who don't completely understand

01:12:27.860 The consumer

01:12:28.500 Confidence index

01:12:30.160 The highest was

01:12:31.260 121.5

01:12:32.980 In the Obama administration

01:12:34.600 That was the peak

01:12:35.380 It is currently

01:12:36.800 Under Trump

01:12:37.320 It's 144.3

01:12:38.660 So it's very

01:12:39.680 Very high

01:12:40.340 The confidence

01:12:41.240 In the economy

01:12:41.860 Is very very high

01:12:42.720 And you're right

01:12:43.220 Like

01:12:43.780 No amount of

01:12:45.140 Calling people names

01:12:47.000 Is going to overcome

01:12:48.200 People's confidence

01:12:48.940 People are loyal

01:12:49.620 To their own situation

01:12:50.460 Yeah they are

01:12:50.960 You know what I'm saying

01:12:51.640 Very loyal to their bank account

01:12:52.960 That's right

01:12:53.480 And so

01:12:54.700 But mark my words

01:12:56.080 And I'm not saying

01:12:57.540 There won't be a recession

01:12:58.460 Because some people

01:12:59.200 Think there will be

01:12:59.880 And I'm not a fucking economist

01:13:01.160 But I understand basic shit

01:13:02.560 And I'm going to tell you

01:13:03.740 There's going to be an attack

01:13:04.800 On our economy

01:13:05.740 By our own people

01:13:07.120 In this country

01:13:08.260 Hoping

01:13:09.340 That the economy

01:13:10.480 Goes down

01:13:11.400 So they can take

01:13:12.480 A power position

01:13:13.420 That is fucking wrong

01:13:15.040 It's fucked up

01:13:15.720 And you guys listening

01:13:17.760 Pay attention

01:13:18.440 And watch that

01:13:19.140 I don't care which way you vote

01:13:20.620 That's your choice

01:13:21.400 But just pay attention

01:13:22.820 Because you would have to

01:13:24.400 Ask yourself then

01:13:25.420 Well

01:13:26.260 If that's what these people

01:13:28.260 Are willing to do

01:13:29.220 Do they really have

01:13:30.780 The best interest

01:13:31.520 Of me in mind

01:13:32.880 If they're willing

01:13:33.280 To fuck up my situation

01:13:34.600 So that I can put

01:13:35.440 Someone else there

01:13:36.200 Just because I don't

01:13:38.160 Like someone

01:13:38.680 I don't like that

01:13:39.800 They're loud

01:13:40.300 I don't like that

01:13:41.180 They're obnoxious

01:13:41.860 I don't like that

01:13:42.680 Half the shit they say

01:13:43.580 Sounds ridiculous

01:13:44.340 Just because you don't

01:13:46.020 Like someone

01:13:46.540 Doesn't mean

01:13:47.180 They don't do a good job

01:13:48.540 And that's

01:13:49.600 That's what I think

01:13:51.140 People should be

01:13:51.600 Paying attention to

01:13:52.340 You know

01:13:52.700 Because it's going to happen

01:13:53.740 Watch

01:13:54.180 And you know

01:13:55.440 Honestly

01:13:55.920 As a business guy

01:13:57.480 I don't know

01:13:57.940 That I necessarily

01:13:58.760 Fear the economy

01:13:59.680 Going back down

01:14:00.460 Because that's

01:14:00.940 What all the opportunity is

01:14:02.060 Now

01:14:02.700 I hope it stays up

01:14:04.160 Because if it goes down

01:14:05.240 That means people

01:14:05.800 Are going to hurt

01:14:06.340 And I think

01:14:06.760 If you purposefully

01:14:08.780 Manipulate

01:14:09.520 Your power

01:14:10.460 To cause people pain

01:14:12.300 That's fucked up

01:14:13.840 Now

01:14:14.140 If you're an entrepreneur

01:14:14.980 And you're listening to the show

01:14:16.000 Which I know a lot of you are

01:14:16.980 Because of my last podcast

01:14:18.660 Series

01:14:19.400 That's when the opportunities are

01:14:22.040 So pay attention to that as well

01:14:23.940 So

01:14:24.300 I hope the opportunities

01:14:25.900 Don't happen

01:14:26.540 Because that means

01:14:27.160 A lot of other people

01:14:27.860 Are going to hurt

01:14:28.400 But if you're one of the people

01:14:29.640 That is in a position

01:14:30.460 To make a play

01:14:31.020 That's the time you make a play

01:14:31.960 That's reality

01:14:33.120 So

01:14:33.540 You got anything else

01:14:35.240 For us today or what?

01:14:36.240 I think that's good

01:14:36.820 I think we covered

01:14:37.400 You know

01:14:37.960 All of the

01:14:38.840 Do you think so?

01:14:39.500 The defecating type of things

01:14:40.780 And the

01:14:41.500 Greta Thunberg

01:14:42.480 And all that

01:14:43.320 Yeah

01:14:43.480 I think we hit some

01:14:44.140 Pretty good time

01:14:44.660 We covered some good content

01:14:44.940 Yeah

01:14:45.540 Guys

01:14:46.120 Hey this is how this show works

01:14:47.660 If you had a laugh

01:14:48.980 If you learned something

01:14:49.840 If you learned a new perspective

01:14:51.000 If it made you think

01:14:51.740 If you enjoyed it in any way

01:14:53.260 We have a fee

01:14:55.040 The fee is not monetary in value

01:14:56.720 The fee is

01:14:57.360 Hey

01:14:57.920 Tell someone about the show

01:14:59.780 Bring us a listener

01:15:00.660 And I don't mean just like

01:15:01.860 Casually say

01:15:02.760 One time

01:15:04.480 At a party

01:15:05.400 I mean

01:15:05.760 For every episode

01:15:06.900 If you listen to the episode

01:15:07.980 And you say

01:15:08.800 That was a good episode

01:15:09.640 Tell someone about it

01:15:10.820 That's all we ask

01:15:11.880 So

01:15:12.200 Guys

01:15:12.880 We love you

01:15:13.600 We appreciate you

01:15:14.380 We're looking forward to new episodes

01:15:15.760 On the weekly

01:15:17.180 And on behalf of the team here

01:15:19.580 Talk to you soon

01:15:21.740 I told my teacher

01:15:23.220 Don't bitch

01:15:24.040 I'm gonna get millions

01:15:25.240 Watch this

01:15:25.700 In the project living

01:15:26.820 Spoke it till existence

01:15:28.360 While I

01:15:28.860 I'm from where you can't trust

01:15:30.100 So welcome

01:15:30.780 Thank you so much

01:15:31.400 I'm from where you can't trust

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REAL AF with Andy Frisella - February 23, 2020

3. Person of the Year, Dump Protocol, Etc.

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