REAL AF with Andy Frisella - February 23, 2020


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1 hour and 15 minutes

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In this episode of The Realest, DJ God and DJ God are joined by his brother, Sal Fursella, who has never beat me up in his entire life. We talk about how he got to where he is now, what it's like being a brother in the sport of boxing, and much more!

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00:00:00.000 I told my t-shirt, I'm a bitch, I'm gonna get millions 0.99
00:00:03.220 In a project living, spoke it to existence 0.99
00:00:06.380 Mo changed to 50, got mo cost than did it
00:00:09.760 I only weigh 180, but my watch cost 250
00:00:12.820 What's up guys, this is Andy Priscilla
00:00:15.300 And this is the show for the realest
00:00:18.380 Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of society 1.00
00:00:22.000 And welcome to motherfucking reality 0.99
00:00:24.620 Today is a very special day 0.98
00:00:27.320 And I'm gonna tell you why
00:00:29.520 When I remember
00:00:30.580 In other news, I'm joined by my co-host
00:00:34.480 The pastor of disaster
00:00:36.320 DJ DJ God, otherwise known as Vaughn the Impaler
00:00:41.820 What's up dude?
00:00:43.300 I just got done with a 5 hour trek through snow and ice to get here
00:00:47.820 And what car were you driving?
00:00:49.860 The Honda
00:00:50.660 The Honda what?
00:00:51.720 The Honda Accord
00:00:53.160 The Honda Accord
00:00:54.700 The Honda Accord
00:00:55.620 Is that an all wheel drive car?
00:00:57.000 No it's not, so I traded in
00:00:58.800 I parked it and got a Nissan Rogue
00:01:02.960 From Enterprise Rent-A-Car
00:01:04.760 Sounds aggressive
00:01:05.260 Yeah, super aggressive
00:01:06.700 Sounds aggressive
00:01:07.300 But you know what's 0.99
00:01:08.000 You know that's fucking wild for you bro 0.99
00:01:09.560 It is wild, but you know what's crazy? 0.99
00:01:11.360 Moving away from St. Louis
00:01:13.220 You start to realize
00:01:14.500 You know how badly I wanted to move back to Manhattan and the small college town
00:01:19.300 But you realize that there are some really pretty positive things about a major metropolitan area
00:01:24.620 One thing is that they actually clean off the streets quicker
00:01:27.940 Because you know all the snow came down
00:01:30.060 What was it, yesterday?
00:01:31.680 And by 9.30 or 10
00:01:33.040 It's still snowing bro, I can see the snow
00:01:34.780 Well no, no, no, no
00:01:35.560 Yeah, around St. Louis they're scraping off the thing
00:01:38.320 But in Manhattan yesterday
00:01:39.400 Oh, okay
00:01:39.940 All the snow came down and by 10 o'clock it was still like
00:01:42.500 The whole city was blanketed by snow
00:01:46.120 Wow
00:01:46.480 Yeah
00:01:47.080 Yeah 1.00
00:01:47.400 Sounds like a fucking war zone bro 1.00
00:01:49.460 Yeah 0.99
00:01:49.880 Alright, so
00:01:52.540 Sitting in the third seat today
00:01:55.160 And if you don't know and you haven't figured out yet
00:01:57.320 We've got a new format of show
00:01:59.280 It's me and Vaughn in the third seat
00:02:02.180 And in the third seat today is someone who will be a regular on the show consistently
00:02:07.400 Not every episode
00:02:08.700 But when we don't have a guest that is from the outside
00:02:12.280 My man, Mr. Sal Fursella
00:02:16.060 Who's also my brother
00:02:16.860 And also never beat me up in his entire life
00:02:19.960 He's sitting in the third seat
00:02:21.140 Thanks for having me
00:02:22.520 I think I'm 1-0
00:02:23.260 I'm the belt champion right now
00:02:24.560 No, you're 10,001
00:02:26.460 No, no
00:02:26.900 Okay, yeah, but we reset
00:02:28.380 You know what I mean?
00:02:29.460 Win
00:02:29.600 Whenever I turned 37, we reset
00:02:31.420 No, we did not
00:02:32.120 Yeah
00:02:32.360 You did not win that fight, bro
00:02:34.560 You did not win that fight
00:02:36.600 I appreciate you guys having me
00:02:37.320 If you're counting that as a win
00:02:38.560 I feel bad for you
00:02:40.360 I mean, what do I say?
00:02:42.020 Draw?
00:02:44.000 You didn't win
00:02:45.140 I don't know if I won either
00:02:46.560 I know this
00:02:47.160 Afterwards
00:02:47.660 Afterwards, I felt like I was going to die
00:02:50.040 The story we got last time
00:02:52.160 Or maybe you were the one that told it
00:02:53.380 Was that you blindsided
00:02:54.440 He's talking about our most recent fight
00:02:56.760 Oh, oh
00:02:57.780 Oh, yeah
00:02:58.180 I was not privy to that one
00:02:59.500 Okay
00:02:59.940 That is true
00:03:01.560 And for you guys listening
00:03:02.700 That was about three months ago
00:03:03.900 Yeah
00:03:04.120 And everybody's always like
00:03:05.900 What's it like?
00:03:06.600 What's it like working together?
00:03:07.680 Some days it's great
00:03:08.680 Yeah
00:03:09.040 Some days it's physical
00:03:10.060 Other days it's a fist fight
00:03:10.320 HR doesn't like it
00:03:13.060 Well, and the good news is
00:03:13.920 That's the workout of the day
00:03:15.160 So, like, you know
00:03:15.780 You're sore, you know
00:03:17.840 So, you know, you did things
00:03:18.760 Bro, I'll tell you what
00:03:21.020 I left that day
00:03:21.820 And I'm like, you know what?
00:03:22.560 I'm going to have to start running
00:03:23.380 I actually thought of you guys the other day
00:03:26.560 Because I re-watched Braveheart
00:03:28.000 And, you know, he and that
00:03:29.020 His buddy, Hamish
00:03:30.720 Yeah
00:03:30.980 And that
00:03:31.420 They're just, you know
00:03:32.220 They're pals
00:03:32.720 But they're literally, like
00:03:33.600 Punching each other out
00:03:34.460 Half the time
00:03:35.060 Hey, dude
00:03:35.440 I'm like, yeah
00:03:35.820 That's the Priscilla's right there 1.00
00:03:36.960 William Wallace is a bad motherfucker 1.00
00:03:37.940 Yeah, thanks 1.00
00:03:38.660 How are you going to be friends with somebody
00:03:40.240 If you never fought them before?
00:03:41.940 That's a good question
00:03:42.720 You know what I'm saying?
00:03:44.080 You're going to laugh
00:03:44.740 I don't even know that
00:03:45.840 I should probably even say this on air
00:03:47.380 But, like, literally
00:03:48.100 I was telling my guys today
00:03:49.580 And I'm like, you know
00:03:50.180 If I was over there
00:03:51.080 And I was in that building 1.00
00:03:51.780 I'd already fought them motherfuckers 1.00
00:03:53.220 Dude 1.00
00:03:53.920 Probably can't say that
00:03:55.920 But that's how I lead
00:03:56.980 Hey, man
00:03:57.780 You know what?
00:04:00.900 I think that's something
00:04:01.860 We should bring back in society
00:04:03.180 Did you guys see that thing
00:04:04.500 That I posted the other day
00:04:05.620 About, in Peru
00:04:07.020 How they have, like, a day 0.98
00:04:08.420 Where you beat the shit out of your 0.99
00:04:09.720 Call them out 0.99
00:04:10.560 Yeah, your enemy for the year
00:04:12.400 You beat them up
00:04:13.160 And, you know 1.00
00:04:14.100 You might get your ass kicked, too 1.00
00:04:15.360 But you have, like, a fight 1.00
00:04:16.420 Get a cleanse
00:04:17.020 Yeah, and then
00:04:18.000 Like, afterwards
00:04:18.920 You go drink beer
00:04:19.760 I like that
00:04:20.440 Yeah, but see
00:04:20.920 That's what we don't have
00:04:21.600 In America anymore 0.58
00:04:22.260 We don't have rites of passage like that
00:04:23.980 Well, when I grew up, we did
00:04:25.960 Well, you do
00:04:27.260 There's just
00:04:27.840 The repercussions are a little bit
00:04:29.120 A little bit different
00:04:30.160 Oh, now we got these guys
00:04:32.340 Who feel like they gotta
00:04:33.120 Well, as I know
00:04:34.720 They gotta pull a knife
00:04:35.800 Or they gotta pull a gun 1.00
00:04:37.080 Or they gotta fucking 1.00
00:04:37.920 You know, like 0.99
00:04:38.780 There's no more of this 1.00
00:04:39.960 I'm gonna kick your ass 1.00
00:04:41.800 And we're gonna be friends afterwards 1.00
00:04:42.960 It's kind of a shame, though
00:04:44.180 Because some of my best friends
00:04:45.520 We started out like that
00:04:47.040 Well, you settle it
00:04:47.660 Settle it like men, right? 1.00
00:04:48.760 Yeah
00:04:49.000 That's true
00:04:49.940 It's like sometimes
00:04:50.520 Listen, I wrote a
00:04:51.740 Whenever I was
00:04:52.380 When Enzo was being born
00:04:54.880 Settle it like men 1.00
00:04:55.380 That's so anti-PC
00:04:57.900 Dude, what was 0.95
00:04:59.260 You're such a misogynist 0.97
00:05:00.520 Well, yeah 0.99
00:05:01.040 I wrote a letter to Enzo
00:05:02.420 When he was being born
00:05:03.060 And I was telling
00:05:03.560 It's like the 10 best lessons
00:05:04.540 I've learned in life
00:05:05.200 And one of them was
00:05:05.980 Sometimes the answer
00:05:07.020 Well, you really are 1.00
00:05:07.720 An egotistical motherfucker 1.00
00:05:08.940 You think he's gonna 1.00
00:05:09.600 Come out reading?
00:05:10.820 I mean
00:05:11.100 Listen
00:05:12.580 My girls are two 0.79
00:05:14.260 They know the ABCs
00:05:15.220 And they can count to 20
00:05:15.960 Actually, yeah
00:05:16.320 They are pretty smart
00:05:17.000 But
00:05:17.300 That's how I told him
00:05:18.680 You know, sometimes
00:05:19.280 The best answer is a long walk
00:05:21.360 And sometimes the best answer
00:05:22.360 Is a sledgehammer
00:05:23.020 You know, sometimes
00:05:23.760 You gotta walk away
00:05:24.460 And sometimes you gotta
00:05:25.100 Drop the hammer 1.00
00:05:26.000 On that motherfucker 1.00
00:05:26.540 It's true 1.00
00:05:27.840 And, you know
00:05:29.360 There's a very fine line in there
00:05:31.720 Like sometimes
00:05:32.240 When you gotta go for a walk
00:05:33.160 Is when you really
00:05:34.340 Want to use the hammer
00:05:35.060 And sometimes 1.00
00:05:35.560 When you need the fucking hammer 1.00
00:05:36.660 You should go on 1.00
00:05:37.100 The motherfucking walk 0.99
00:05:37.760 You know 0.99
00:05:38.240 I found that to be true 0.93
00:05:40.200 Yeah
00:05:40.580 Yeah, that's good advice
00:05:43.140 Good job
00:05:43.940 I could probably find a post
00:05:45.320 I think I might even
00:05:46.140 Have a good topic
00:05:47.160 Other than that
00:05:47.720 Yeah
00:05:48.220 I was watching a movie
00:05:49.720 The other day
00:05:50.200 It was called
00:05:50.780 The Bells of St. Mary's
00:05:51.960 Which you guys would never watch
00:05:53.160 But it was an old
00:05:53.780 Black and white
00:05:54.220 With Bing Crosby
00:05:55.120 He played a priest
00:05:56.500 And one of the kids
00:05:57.300 Was getting bullied
00:05:57.940 And the answer
00:05:58.960 This was like in the 1940s
00:06:00.500 Or 50s
00:06:00.940 The answer was
00:06:01.740 We're gonna teach this kid
00:06:02.980 How to fight
00:06:03.480 You know
00:06:04.820 The priest
00:06:05.320 The priest
00:06:06.000 Was teaching the kid
00:06:06.880 How to fight
00:06:07.340 Yeah
00:06:08.080 It was a very popular movie
00:06:09.880 In the 40s
00:06:10.060 Bro, that would be like 1.00
00:06:10.900 Fucking CNN 0.99
00:06:12.420 Headline news 1.00
00:06:14.260 For a week
00:06:15.760 Yeah
00:06:16.500 Like for real
00:06:17.560 Right now
00:06:18.000 Yeah
00:06:18.220 Like dude
00:06:19.500 I was talking to someone
00:06:20.740 The priest promotes violence
00:06:21.940 It's actually sad
00:06:22.820 It is kind of sad
00:06:23.640 Like that's sad
00:06:24.360 Yeah
00:06:24.660 You know like
00:06:25.160 Cause I mean
00:06:26.400 I think about all the
00:06:27.160 I've learned a lot of
00:06:28.700 Really good lessons
00:06:29.320 From being in fights
00:06:30.540 You know what I mean
00:06:31.280 One
00:06:31.780 You know 1.00
00:06:32.280 You get your ass kicked 1.00
00:06:33.340 Right 1.00
00:06:33.660 It's a good lesson to learn
00:06:34.780 It is
00:06:35.280 You know why
00:06:35.820 Cause you're not afraid of it then
00:06:37.220 No 0.66
00:06:37.520 You realize getting punched in the mouth
00:06:38.780 Yeah
00:06:38.980 I mean it does hurt
00:06:39.880 But it doesn't hurt that bad
00:06:41.280 No it hurts your pride worse
00:06:42.400 Now did your dad teach you how to fight?
00:06:43.820 What my dad?
00:06:45.960 Yeah
00:06:46.160 He got his boxing gloves
00:06:46.860 When we were four
00:06:47.120 He didn't teach us
00:06:47.600 He made us
00:06:48.200 Yeah
00:06:48.340 Okay
00:06:48.640 Well okay
00:06:50.420 He has video tape in this somewhere
00:06:51.860 Like I never
00:06:52.540 That
00:06:52.880 Like that was just not the way my dad was wired
00:06:55.480 But I'm just kind of curious
00:06:56.240 Like when you learn how to fight
00:06:57.300 Is it all from like 0.95
00:06:58.440 On the job training
00:06:59.320 Or do you literally
00:07:00.200 Hey listen
00:07:00.840 We live in a different world now
00:07:02.360 Like
00:07:02.900 Here's the truth about fighting now
00:07:04.800 You know
00:07:06.000 We grew up in that world 1.00
00:07:07.560 Of like street scrapping and shit 0.99
00:07:09.120 Like where you could 0.65
00:07:09.920 You were just getting fights
00:07:10.800 In a playground
00:07:11.320 And if you were a better athlete
00:07:13.040 You won more than you lost
00:07:14.300 Yeah
00:07:14.520 But it's different now
00:07:15.640 Now you got people
00:07:16.940 Like fighting is a real sport 1.00
00:07:18.740 So you have motherfuckers 1.00
00:07:20.000 That have grown up their whole life 1.00
00:07:21.220 Wrestling and doing MMA
00:07:22.960 From the time they were six years old
00:07:25.240 Or four years old 1.00
00:07:26.120 Those motherfuckers are gonna kick your ass 1.00
00:07:28.260 Yeah 1.00
00:07:28.460 I don't care how big and tough you are
00:07:29.880 Yeah
00:07:30.100 You know
00:07:30.500 So it's different now
00:07:31.740 And it's probably a good idea
00:07:33.160 That it is not that way anymore
00:07:34.980 Because
00:07:35.460 You know
00:07:36.560 Back when we were kids
00:07:37.500 There wasn't people out there
00:07:38.540 Training
00:07:39.000 To like
00:07:40.300 Fight 1.00
00:07:40.760 Kill you 0.98
00:07:41.320 It was more like 1.00
00:07:42.260 You were arguing over
00:07:43.620 Was it a foul on a basketball court or not
00:07:45.540 And then it turns into a fight
00:07:46.520 Punch each other a couple times
00:07:47.120 Yeah
00:07:47.580 And then you go back to playing
00:07:48.540 Yeah
00:07:49.260 So
00:07:50.040 It's different now
00:07:51.360 You know
00:07:51.640 You've gotta be careful
00:07:52.500 And then
00:07:52.880 There's also people who
00:07:54.240 Are just like 1.00
00:07:54.980 Fuck it 1.00
00:07:55.380 I'll just kill you 1.00
00:07:56.500 Yeah 1.00
00:07:56.960 And that's what they do
00:07:58.200 So it's just different
00:07:59.200 I mean
00:08:00.100 I understand why fighting is
00:08:01.480 Frowned upon for sure
00:08:02.940 But
00:08:03.240 There comes a time in everybody's life
00:08:05.620 Where dude
00:08:06.080 You know
00:08:06.520 Physical confrontation
00:08:07.580 Is gonna be appropriate
00:08:08.860 You have to think about it like this
00:08:10.420 Like
00:08:11.200 You know
00:08:11.520 There's probably people listening right now
00:08:12.900 And they're like 1.00
00:08:13.360 Fuck dude 1.00
00:08:14.020 You guys are just some aggressive 1.00
00:08:15.540 Fucking apes 1.00
00:08:16.720 And blah blah 1.00
00:08:17.440 Like no 1.00
00:08:17.960 Fuck dude 1.00
00:08:18.660 What happens if like 1.00
00:08:19.680 You're with your fucking wife and kids 1.00
00:08:21.920 And there comes a situation 1.00
00:08:23.300 Like
00:08:23.700 You should be prepared
00:08:25.900 In some form
00:08:27.600 To defend yourself physically
00:08:29.320 In my opinion
00:08:30.120 I think about it all the time
00:08:31.020 Yeah
00:08:31.280 I mean
00:08:31.640 I honestly think
00:08:33.100 And if you don't think that bro
00:08:34.340 You haven't ever had anything happen to you
00:08:36.420 And you should count your blessings
00:08:37.980 Because I've been out in the real world
00:08:39.720 And I've been like
00:08:40.940 You know 1.00
00:08:41.280 Stabbed in the fucking face 1.00
00:08:42.920 And 1.00
00:08:43.780 For those of you new
00:08:45.720 That actually happened to me 0.99
00:08:47.200 That shit happens quick 0.97
00:08:50.980 Well and your car's up 1.00
00:08:51.680 It happens in an instant
00:08:52.100 Well and it's
00:08:52.860 What's interesting now is
00:08:53.920 You know
00:08:54.240 I mean you get this a lot more than I do
00:08:56.180 But I'll be in a Lowe's parking lot
00:08:57.460 And somebody will be like
00:08:57.960 Sal
00:08:58.280 Or they'll walk up behind their car
00:09:00.200 Dude it happened to me yesterday
00:09:01.540 And I got all my kids
00:09:02.580 And I got my wife 0.99
00:09:03.360 And I got all this shit going on 0.99
00:09:04.440 And they come up 0.99
00:09:04.860 And they're like
00:09:05.260 You know
00:09:05.480 They're just trying to say hi
00:09:06.400 You're not even gonna believe
00:09:07.240 What happened to me yesterday
00:09:07.960 But
00:09:08.360 But I instantly think
00:09:09.580 Alright
00:09:09.820 This dude's gonna rob me
00:09:11.560 He's gonna do something
00:09:12.180 He's gonna try to take one of my kids
00:09:13.180 And I'm ready
00:09:13.520 Like I'm
00:09:13.940 I mean
00:09:14.300 And it's just a
00:09:15.460 I'm definitely
00:09:16.460 Do I want it to happen? 1.00
00:09:17.680 Fuck no 1.00
00:09:18.100 I don't want it to happen 1.00
00:09:19.020 But you better bet your ass 1.00
00:09:20.560 Like before you get one of my kids 1.00
00:09:21.600 Or anything's gonna happen 1.00
00:09:22.540 You're gonna have your fucking hands full 0.99
00:09:23.640 Yeah 1.00
00:09:24.040 No shit 0.99
00:09:24.840 And not only that 0.99
00:09:26.060 Dude yesterday in the gym parking lot
00:09:28.540 Like I sit in the
00:09:29.500 In my truck or car or whatever
00:09:31.040 For 30 minutes before
00:09:33.260 Catching up on some stuff
00:09:34.560 And honestly like
00:09:35.620 Let's be real
00:09:36.720 It takes me a minute
00:09:37.540 To talk myself into going in
00:09:39.080 And working out
00:09:40.180 It just does
00:09:40.920 Like I'm lazy
00:09:41.820 So I have to like
00:09:42.800 I have to like
00:09:44.060 Mentally prep
00:09:45.640 Some peace time there too
00:09:46.640 No for sure
00:09:47.280 And that's my like little time
00:09:48.820 Yeah
00:09:49.060 Yesterday
00:09:49.840 I was sitting in my truck
00:09:51.860 I'm doing my
00:09:53.760 And like dude
00:09:54.360 You know obviously
00:09:55.120 I'm pretty vulnerable
00:09:56.180 In that situation
00:09:57.060 Because
00:09:57.520 I'm looking at my phone
00:09:58.940 So I don't see
00:09:59.560 What's going on around the truck 1.00
00:10:00.860 Fuck dude 1.00
00:10:02.280 One of the guys from the gym 1.00
00:10:03.840 Just opened the passenger door 1.00
00:10:06.320 On my fucking car 0.99
00:10:07.360 Like to say hi 1.00
00:10:08.540 They didn't knock 0.99
00:10:09.520 Didn't say 0.99
00:10:10.060 And I fucking looked at him 0.99
00:10:11.780 And I'm like bro 1.00
00:10:12.540 I'll shoot you in the face for that 1.00
00:10:14.980 Like dude 1.00
00:10:16.260 You guys have to understand
00:10:17.500 Don't do that
00:10:18.520 Oh
00:10:19.160 You know what I mean
00:10:19.740 Like I even told him
00:10:20.680 I said
00:10:20.920 Especially now
00:10:21.240 People carry
00:10:21.740 I said dude
00:10:22.440 And I carry everywhere I go
00:10:24.060 Right
00:10:24.360 So
00:10:24.800 Like I heard the door crack
00:10:26.820 And my first instinct 1.00
00:10:28.100 Was to grab my fucking weapon 1.00
00:10:29.460 You know 1.00
00:10:30.480 And dude
00:10:31.600 I'm looking at this guy like 1.00
00:10:33.640 I'll shoot you 1.00
00:10:34.440 Yeah 1.00
00:10:34.620 And he's looking back at me like 1.00
00:10:36.380 What the fuck 0.99
00:10:36.780 And I'm like dude 1.00
00:10:38.140 You cannot do that
00:10:39.160 Like you gotta understand
00:10:40.580 Number one
00:10:41.680 You don't do that to anybody
00:10:42.660 Number two
00:10:43.480 You certainly don't do that 0.99
00:10:44.480 To people that drive nice shit 0.98
00:10:45.680 Right 0.98
00:10:46.100 Because they're used to that
00:10:47.020 Three
00:10:47.820 You certainly don't do it
00:10:49.380 To people 0.99
00:10:50.100 Who drive nice shit 0.99
00:10:51.480 Who have also been stabbed 1.00
00:10:52.380 In the fucking face before 1.00
00:10:53.440 A little trigger happy there 1.00
00:10:54.440 Yeah dude
00:10:55.160 Like and I'm like
00:10:56.260 And I'm like 0.95
00:10:56.740 Man I'm not trying to be a jerk 0.96
00:10:57.860 But don't ever do that again 0.96
00:10:59.240 Like
00:10:59.900 Yeah
00:11:01.180 It's just weird to me
00:11:02.880 That people don't understand
00:11:03.680 That kind of common sense
00:11:04.800 No
00:11:05.440 No you're right
00:11:06.240 It's funny
00:11:06.920 I don't know about you Sal
00:11:07.740 But like with me
00:11:08.980 And you guys are gonna laugh at me
00:11:10.860 But I actually have
00:11:11.760 Kasha and I have talked about this
00:11:12.980 Like we've got a
00:11:13.800 We've got like
00:11:14.920 I told her I want to give her
00:11:16.000 Like a code word
00:11:17.180 Or a code phrase
00:11:17.880 Like we're ever in a situation
00:11:19.240 Where I think we're gonna be mugged
00:11:20.400 Or something
00:11:20.800 The code is basically
00:11:22.040 So you're gonna give her a word
00:11:23.120 To protect you
00:11:24.120 Yeah exactly
00:11:25.160 Like
00:11:25.460 No but have you thought of that
00:11:27.120 Like
00:11:27.360 Is this like in that heavy S&M world
00:11:29.740 Where there's a safe word
00:11:30.620 Like when you're getting
00:11:31.580 When you're getting
00:11:32.140 Whipping too hard
00:11:33.040 Yeah yeah
00:11:33.480 I need a safe word
00:11:34.200 I'm hurting
00:11:34.640 No no no
00:11:35.300 I got
00:11:35.800 Basically I told her like
00:11:36.960 Honey if we're ever confronted
00:11:38.560 By somebody who's like
00:11:39.460 Threatening our lives
00:11:40.160 Like 0.99
00:11:40.640 They're gonna kill us all 0.99
00:11:42.160 So they might as well 1.00
00:11:43.240 Just kill me 1.00
00:11:43.960 And you guys run 1.00
00:11:44.820 So like
00:11:45.560 I've always told her
00:11:46.860 Like if we're ever in that situation
00:11:48.060 If I attack them
00:11:49.380 Don't try to help
00:11:50.580 Take off
00:11:51.880 You know what I'm saying
00:11:52.560 Like do you have that
00:11:53.520 Do you have like the code
00:11:54.440 That you say to your wife
00:11:55.740 I'm gonna tell you right now
00:11:56.420 That's basically like
00:11:57.160 I'm gonna attack this person 0.73
00:11:58.080 You go run 0.97
00:11:58.780 I'm gonna tell you right now 1.00
00:11:59.180 I'd fucking tell my wife 0.99
00:12:00.480 Jump in dude 1.00
00:12:01.320 She's bad
00:12:02.000 I'm gonna tell you
00:12:02.560 Yeah your wife
00:12:03.000 Yeah she's a little taller 0.97
00:12:04.260 And bigger than my wife 0.56
00:12:05.040 My wife is on that dude's head 1.00
00:12:06.660 Ripping his fucking eyeballs out 1.00
00:12:07.980 I promise you that 1.00
00:12:08.800 Yeah 1.00
00:12:09.040 She is feisty as fuck 1.00
00:12:10.500 And I promise you 1.00
00:12:11.220 She's getting them
00:12:11.920 I've seen Emily
00:12:12.960 Knock down three grown men 1.00
00:12:14.840 With her fucking fist 1.00
00:12:16.020 Since we've known each other 1.00
00:12:17.300 Three
00:12:17.580 Wow
00:12:18.320 Yeah it's awesome
00:12:18.960 That's impressive
00:12:19.780 Yeah yeah
00:12:20.500 Gotta get in there and help
00:12:21.460 Yeah
00:12:22.320 I never had to help
00:12:23.500 No I'm saying
00:12:24.720 You might have to get in there and help
00:12:25.800 Yeah yeah yeah
00:12:26.720 So when you watch that
00:12:28.100 That's like
00:12:28.460 You know that's
00:12:29.740 Really you know 1.00
00:12:30.480 No what he thinks is fuck man 1.00
00:12:31.700 I hope I don't piss her off 1.00
00:12:32.600 Sort of yeah
00:12:34.240 So anyway
00:12:36.320 What are we talking about today anyway
00:12:37.640 Well I was just curious
00:12:38.500 So I don't know if you guys saw this
00:12:40.120 There's all these
00:12:40.640 You know
00:12:40.960 We're toward the end of the year
00:12:42.360 And so there's all these
00:12:43.100 You know big
00:12:43.600 Oh I don't know
00:12:44.980 Polls and stuff
00:12:45.860 And they saw
00:12:46.340 They said that
00:12:47.000 In spite of all of the
00:12:48.440 The marketing pushes
00:12:49.780 And the cultural
00:12:50.700 You know the different
00:12:51.520 Tastemakers of America 0.96
00:12:53.220 Trying to push
00:12:53.920 Different things
00:12:54.760 It remains that
00:12:56.220 Less than 14%
00:12:57.840 Of Americans
00:12:58.900 Are still
00:13:00.240 I mean they're not in
00:13:01.340 In any way enthused
00:13:02.400 About hybrid cars
00:13:03.700 Or driverless cars
00:13:05.360 Or anything like that
00:13:06.640 And I'm just
00:13:07.080 I know you're a car guy Andy
00:13:08.520 I'm curious
00:13:09.360 You think there's something
00:13:10.800 Culturally
00:13:11.480 About Americans
00:13:12.760 That we just
00:13:13.460 Did you not watch
00:13:15.060 Ford vs Ferrari
00:13:15.820 Well I haven't seen it yet
00:13:17.220 What
00:13:17.620 I haven't seen it yet
00:13:19.140 But I mean it's just
00:13:19.900 It's interesting
00:13:20.440 Because I just think
00:13:21.220 The rest of the world
00:13:22.640 See like if you were
00:13:23.160 My inner circle
00:13:23.800 And I can't
00:13:24.220 I guess I can say it
00:13:25.340 If I'm on this show
00:13:25.940 Like our friends
00:13:26.520 Is what we say to each other
00:13:27.360 Like if you did something
00:13:28.400 Like that
00:13:28.660 And you haven't seen it
00:13:29.380 And you're like
00:13:29.840 Asking this question
00:13:30.520 I'd be like 1.00
00:13:30.900 You should go kill yourself 1.00
00:13:31.740 But my friends 1.00
00:13:33.180 I can say that
00:13:33.640 Well I plan to see it 1.00
00:13:34.500 You can't really say that shit 0.99
00:13:35.280 But I mean it's just interesting 0.99
00:13:36.760 Because Americans
00:13:37.340 Historically like
00:13:38.200 We like the big
00:13:39.280 Heavy
00:13:39.780 You know SUVs
00:13:41.140 We like the
00:13:41.640 We like the
00:13:42.300 I'm going to steal this
00:13:43.000 Directly from Andrew
00:13:43.660 He told me
00:13:44.240 Tesla's cool
00:13:45.340 It's got no soul
00:13:45.960 So
00:13:47.220 You have to understand
00:13:49.000 America's different
00:13:50.840 Okay
00:13:51.280 In a lot of places
00:13:53.480 On earth
00:13:53.900 Most other places
00:13:54.780 That I've been
00:13:55.440 People look at the cars
00:13:56.780 As a mode of
00:13:58.660 A to B
00:13:59.360 So they're trying
00:14:00.720 It's not
00:14:01.560 It's not
00:14:01.580 What it is
00:14:02.720 To Americans
00:14:03.740 Typically
00:14:04.240 American culture
00:14:05.200 Starting in the 50s
00:14:07.200 And even before that
00:14:08.440 Cars were a reflection
00:14:10.500 Of personality
00:14:11.440 So
00:14:12.360 They became something
00:14:13.940 That people
00:14:14.500 Took pride in
00:14:15.740 And sort of attached
00:14:16.840 What they felt
00:14:18.240 Their personality was
00:14:20.040 And that's where 1.00
00:14:20.860 That shit started 1.00
00:14:21.660 So people started 1.00
00:14:22.420 Customizing
00:14:23.220 And doing all this
00:14:24.280 Crazy stuff
00:14:25.040 And dude
00:14:25.780 The culture of cars
00:14:26.700 In America
00:14:27.240 Is more so
00:14:28.240 About identity
00:14:28.940 And experience
00:14:29.760 Than it is
00:14:30.300 Transportation
00:14:30.920 A lot of people
00:14:32.160 Don't understand that
00:14:32.940 Like there's definitely
00:14:34.260 A whole lot of people
00:14:35.300 In America
00:14:35.820 That look at it
00:14:36.560 A to B
00:14:37.240 Right
00:14:37.760 No problem with that
00:14:38.820 And drive Honda Accord
00:14:39.640 Yeah that's cool
00:14:40.260 For real
00:14:41.120 You know yeah
00:14:41.740 Yeah
00:14:41.960 And they always decide
00:14:44.380 To look at car people
00:14:45.420 And think 1.00
00:14:45.800 Oh that motherfucker's 1.00
00:14:46.700 Just doing that 1.00
00:14:47.120 To show off
00:14:47.780 Or this or that 1.00
00:14:48.360 He's got a little dick 1.00
00:14:49.060 Yeah right 1.00
00:14:49.580 Those are people
00:14:50.460 That don't get it
00:14:51.200 It's like
00:14:51.800 It's like fashion
00:14:52.880 Not everybody
00:14:53.500 Understands fashion
00:14:54.780 Not everybody
00:14:55.760 Understands
00:14:56.520 Aren't
00:14:57.240 Nor do they care
00:14:57.980 Yeah right
00:14:58.440 But people for some reason
00:15:00.320 They look at cars
00:15:01.260 And when they don't get it
00:15:02.420 They think it's a status thing
00:15:04.240 It's not a status thing
00:15:05.780 It's an experience thing
00:15:07.280 You know what I mean
00:15:08.280 So I mean
00:15:09.240 It is a status thing
00:15:10.180 For certain people
00:15:11.020 But we're talking about
00:15:12.140 People who have
00:15:12.700 The real passion for cars
00:15:14.140 Like I do
00:15:15.800 And you do
00:15:16.300 And Dave does
00:15:17.000 We all have that
00:15:18.140 Even Tyler has it
00:15:19.100 We
00:15:19.780 I mean
00:15:20.840 He does
00:15:21.460 So
00:15:22.040 We
00:15:23.360 I mean
00:15:24.560 What do you think Dave 1.00
00:15:25.340 I mean you're a fucking car guy 1.00
00:15:26.760 I mean 1.00
00:15:27.860 I think
00:15:28.380 There's definitely
00:15:29.440 Multiple types of
00:15:30.820 Car guys
00:15:32.460 In
00:15:33.240 America
00:15:34.020 Especially
00:15:34.540 But I think
00:15:35.940 When it comes down to
00:15:37.340 Like
00:15:37.600 True enthusiasts
00:15:39.080 I think
00:15:40.280 Like you said
00:15:40.840 It's more about
00:15:41.940 Making the car
00:15:43.300 Like an extension of them
00:15:45.480 Right
00:15:45.800 You know what I mean
00:15:46.380 Right
00:15:46.680 And like
00:15:47.740 Translating like their identity 1.00
00:15:49.560 Through that car
00:15:51.180 Yeah
00:15:51.580 So I think that
00:15:52.780 A lot of
00:15:53.780 Like the trend right now
00:15:54.780 With cars
00:15:55.480 Is going away from
00:15:57.800 Something that's more oriented
00:15:59.140 Towards the driver
00:16:00.080 And it's
00:16:01.000 Becoming more
00:16:02.040 Objective
00:16:03.020 You know
00:16:03.360 Let's make
00:16:04.480 The most efficient
00:16:05.640 The you know
00:16:06.460 Whatever
00:16:06.800 And at the same time
00:16:08.520 There's a big group of people
00:16:09.460 In America
00:16:09.940 Especially I think
00:16:11.100 That push back against that
00:16:13.040 Obviously they're still
00:16:13.900 Going to sell a lot of them
00:16:14.820 You know
00:16:15.380 Because the majority 0.51
00:16:16.500 Of the population
00:16:17.060 Is going to want
00:16:17.760 That efficient
00:16:19.020 Right
00:16:19.420 Car
00:16:20.460 But there's going to be
00:16:21.220 Pushback
00:16:21.700 Right
00:16:22.080 Yeah
00:16:22.360 Well I mean
00:16:22.720 It's just like Dave
00:16:23.340 Like Dave doesn't want
00:16:24.580 To identify as an Asian
00:16:25.460 But he's an Asian 0.99
00:16:26.020 He won't drive an Asian car 1.00
00:16:27.500 He's a German
00:16:28.940 He loves the German machines
00:16:30.560 I like a lot of stuff
00:16:31.860 No he likes
00:16:32.520 I like a lot of stuff
00:16:33.520 He's got a GTR
00:16:34.920 Listen
00:16:35.800 I sold that
00:16:36.760 Oh you did
00:16:37.380 Yeah it's gone
00:16:37.840 Oh man
00:16:39.040 No but I think
00:16:39.680 To Vaughn's point
00:16:40.580 Like yeah I mean
00:16:41.260 The reason that people
00:16:42.740 Are unassumed by hybrid cars
00:16:43.920 Is because they're very unassuming
00:16:44.800 You know what I mean
00:16:45.540 Dude
00:16:46.160 They're cool right
00:16:47.260 Like
00:16:47.620 Like I can always tell
00:16:49.480 What kind of car person it is
00:16:50.880 By the people who talk about
00:16:51.840 How cool Teslas are
00:16:52.840 Like
00:16:53.480 No offense
00:16:54.560 Dude I respect the tech
00:16:56.320 I respect Musk 0.99
00:16:57.800 It's fast as fuck 0.84
00:16:58.800 I think it's awesome 0.91
00:16:59.140 It's cool
00:17:00.060 Zero to 60
00:17:00.780 But like
00:17:01.720 When I post a picture of like
00:17:03.560 My 1970 Chevelle
00:17:05.620 That I literally like
00:17:07.160 Worship
00:17:08.340 As far as the baddest car
00:17:10.320 I've ever seen in my life
00:17:11.420 And they're like 0.99
00:17:12.660 My fucking Tesla 1.00
00:17:13.700 Will beat it 1.00
00:17:14.360 Good 0.99
00:17:14.840 Don't give a shit 0.99
00:17:16.400 Like that's not what cars are about 1.00
00:17:18.320 Those are like people
00:17:19.260 Who don't experience
00:17:20.440 They don't understand
00:17:21.560 The experience of a car
00:17:22.780 There's a certain experience
00:17:24.400 It's visceral
00:17:25.520 It's personal
00:17:26.580 It's
00:17:27.280 You know
00:17:28.060 You hit the
00:17:28.800 Accelerator
00:17:30.180 It makes a noise
00:17:31.060 It makes a certain smell
00:17:32.580 You feel a certain way
00:17:34.220 Dude I even do that
00:17:35.380 With my son
00:17:35.960 Right
00:17:36.400 You know
00:17:36.800 Like I want him to experience
00:17:37.860 That power and the smell
00:17:39.260 And you just can't get that
00:17:40.340 With a Tesla
00:17:40.940 No
00:17:41.220 It's the truth
00:17:41.960 Well we were raised
00:17:42.980 A little differently though
00:17:43.660 Andrew and I were
00:17:44.220 Like you could put us
00:17:46.000 In a situation
00:17:46.620 Like if the plane
00:17:47.460 Was going down
00:17:48.200 You would call us
00:17:49.100 And be like
00:17:49.340 Hey can you help
00:17:50.080 Fly this plane
00:17:50.660 Yeah
00:17:51.740 We can get in there
00:17:52.780 And figure it out
00:17:53.380 We were raised around motors
00:17:54.540 Like our entire lives
00:17:55.460 From you know
00:17:56.280 Little 50's
00:17:57.380 And 80's
00:17:57.920 And 125's
00:17:58.960 Everything
00:17:59.340 Written everything
00:18:00.140 It's got two wheels
00:18:00.720 Three wheels
00:18:01.100 Four wheelers 0.99
00:18:01.600 I don't give a fuck 0.98
00:18:02.320 Like I want to 0.99
00:18:03.000 Hit the throttle
00:18:03.640 And get in it
00:18:04.140 And get after it
00:18:04.700 And I think there's a great
00:18:05.900 Portion of America
00:18:07.700 That was raised that way
00:18:08.760 You know what I mean
00:18:09.320 Do you think it's
00:18:10.060 Probably the same people
00:18:10.860 Who fought each other
00:18:11.600 Do you think gasoline
00:18:12.940 Is absolutely essential
00:18:14.720 To that experience
00:18:15.640 Of the car
00:18:16.060 Because I'm just
00:18:16.680 I'm just
00:18:17.360 Currently
00:18:18.240 Well I'm saying like
00:18:19.500 Do you think the reason
00:18:20.480 Well no
00:18:21.020 Because you could get that
00:18:21.880 With a big diesel truck too
00:18:23.200 Well what I mean by that
00:18:24.600 Is that
00:18:24.860 They're saying fossil fuels
00:18:25.940 Well what I mean by that
00:18:26.920 Is that
00:18:27.300 Do you think there's just
00:18:28.300 The nature of electric cars
00:18:30.160 That there's just no way
00:18:31.700 That they could be as cool
00:18:33.060 As like a gasoline car
00:18:33.820 I wouldn't say that
00:18:34.760 I would say that currently
00:18:36.280 They're not doing it
00:18:37.800 And the technology is new
00:18:39.400 And it hasn't
00:18:40.540 They haven't been able
00:18:41.640 To create that kind of
00:18:43.080 Feel with the technology yet
00:18:45.620 So I would say
00:18:46.580 Currently
00:18:47.040 Absolutely
00:18:47.620 That's true
00:18:48.440 But that doesn't mean
00:18:49.800 That it'll be true 0.84
00:18:50.500 In five years
00:18:51.180 Or ten years
00:18:51.920 So that could change
00:18:53.960 You know what I mean
00:18:54.800 Like Tesla could come out 1.00
00:18:56.400 With a new 1.00
00:18:56.980 I mean fuck 1.00
00:18:58.300 On the early MSCEO podcast 1.00
00:19:00.060 I fucking made a whole episode 0.97
00:19:02.220 About how Harley 0.98
00:19:03.060 Will never make an electric bike 0.97
00:19:04.300 And they're not fucking making it 0.97
00:19:05.400 Yeah and it's fast 0.97
00:19:06.140 Yeah
00:19:06.620 So but dude
00:19:08.160 I'm going to tell you what
00:19:09.020 There's a huge segment
00:19:10.620 Of Harley Davidson
00:19:11.280 That's not going to ride
00:19:12.140 Harley Davidson
00:19:12.680 Because they make that electric bike
00:19:14.020 Yeah well
00:19:14.520 And there are some things
00:19:16.000 Like you can see
00:19:16.700 That it's
00:19:17.280 You know it's the unassuming
00:19:18.660 Like even in the new M5
00:19:20.100 They're piping in
00:19:20.940 Electronic exhaust
00:19:22.320 Inside the car
00:19:23.280 So you get a better visceral feel
00:19:24.580 Right
00:19:25.060 So you think it's loud inside
00:19:26.460 But that's really
00:19:26.880 That's a noise
00:19:27.860 It's coming through the audio
00:19:28.700 Like it's actually a plug in play
00:19:30.520 You know what I'm saying
00:19:31.140 So like yes
00:19:31.820 There's got to be some
00:19:32.680 Some research to like
00:19:33.720 People want to hear the sound
00:19:34.580 And you know
00:19:35.240 They want to feel that
00:19:36.120 Right
00:19:36.320 Because they
00:19:36.620 Like sensory wise
00:19:38.500 They associate that
00:19:39.400 With coolness
00:19:40.100 Yeah
00:19:40.400 Makes me badass
00:19:41.300 People always say that to me
00:19:42.780 Like that
00:19:43.200 You guys out there
00:19:44.100 That drive Teslas 0.99
00:19:44.940 You ain't that fucking cool 0.99
00:19:46.020 Okay 0.99
00:19:46.560 Like you're not
00:19:47.920 You got
00:19:48.980 What do you have
00:19:50.040 That's that cool
00:19:50.720 I will tell you 0.99
00:19:51.400 That 100D is fast as fuck 0.99
00:19:52.600 It's fast 0.94
00:19:53.180 But like dude
00:19:54.300 I don't get
00:19:54.940 I'm with you
00:19:55.620 I agree
00:19:56.100 Like when people say to me
00:19:56.900 Like if I post a picture
00:19:58.100 Of a car that I like
00:19:59.680 Or one that I own
00:20:01.000 Or whatever
00:20:01.440 They always got to say it 1.00
00:20:03.620 Like the Tesla motherfuckers 1.00
00:20:04.940 Always got to say it 1.00
00:20:06.220 Fuck here's a picture 0.99
00:20:07.280 Of my Tesla 0.99
00:20:07.780 I'm like
00:20:09.400 And then they say this
00:20:11.020 You know what they say next Dave
00:20:13.360 You're gonna beat that car
00:20:15.040 In a drag race 0.99
00:20:15.720 Oh yeah 0.99
00:20:16.020 Get the fuck out of here dude 1.00
00:20:17.640 Yeah you're gonna drag race 1.00
00:20:19.180 Straight into fucking 1.00
00:20:20.180 The Apple store 1.00
00:20:21.220 With your fucking 1.00
00:20:21.860 Harry Potter glasses 1.00
00:20:22.800 And then on to Starbucks
00:20:23.940 And sit there
00:20:25.000 And pretend like you're somebody 1.00
00:20:26.080 Get the fuck out of my face 1.00
00:20:27.380 I don't know 0.99
00:20:27.760 I like Apple and Starbucks
00:20:29.140 I'm just saying
00:20:30.060 Well dude
00:20:31.820 I'm just saying
00:20:33.060 Like I'm not saying
00:20:34.020 I'm not going out
00:20:34.960 I'm not dude
00:20:35.600 I'm not commenting
00:20:36.640 On everybody's Tesla picture
00:20:37.980 And being like 1.00
00:20:38.580 It's a piece of shit 1.00
00:20:39.240 Bro 1.00
00:20:39.620 That'd be like fucking your sister 1.00
00:20:41.280 Yeah yeah yeah 1.00
00:20:42.100 Like dude
00:20:42.360 I don't
00:20:42.840 Because that's what I think
00:20:43.940 But we were
00:20:45.080 Like I think for
00:20:46.500 You know I speak for Andrew and I
00:20:47.500 We were from that era
00:20:48.480 Where you know
00:20:49.180 My dad
00:20:49.820 You know we rode horses
00:20:50.980 We rode dirt bikes
00:20:52.320 We fought each other
00:20:53.240 Like that's part of what it is
00:20:54.440 But we
00:20:55.100 We have that love for motors
00:20:56.860 Like he sent me a 1977
00:20:58.560 Chevy 350 van yesterday
00:21:00.560 Yeah with airbrush on the side
00:21:02.260 And shag carpeting on the floor 1.00
00:21:03.600 Bitch 1.00
00:21:03.920 All original 1.00
00:21:04.380 That was the shit 1.00
00:21:05.040 But that's fucking cool 1.00
00:21:06.120 You know what I mean 0.97
00:21:06.620 Like there's a
00:21:07.580 There's a
00:21:08.280 A huge 0.98
00:21:08.980 And some people don't give a shit about that 0.98
00:21:10.660 Most people be like 0.99
00:21:11.300 What the
00:21:11.860 Like you go to the car show
00:21:12.920 And everybody's like 0.98
00:21:13.360 Why the fuck is that thing 0.99
00:21:14.260 Yeah but it's just cool 0.99
00:21:15.280 Yeah and it's like
00:21:15.880 Right 0.96
00:21:16.200 Because it's fucking awesome 0.94
00:21:17.180 You know what I mean 0.94
00:21:17.680 It's an era
00:21:18.180 It's a time
00:21:18.760 It tells a story
00:21:19.500 I mean there's a lot of dudes
00:21:20.320 Who got laid in the back of that van 0.89
00:21:21.440 I think they should DNA check that carpet
00:21:25.860 Oh dude
00:21:26.660 Some Dave's running around
00:21:27.980 No
00:21:28.360 No no no no 1.00
00:21:29.040 They spray that bitch with 1.00
00:21:30.440 What's that shit called 1.00
00:21:31.520 Luminol 0.99
00:21:32.000 It'd be glowing
00:21:32.220 It'd be glowing in the dark 1.00
00:21:33.940 Fucking 1.00
00:21:35.140 Some dead bodies 1.00
00:21:36.420 You know what I mean
00:21:37.060 So funny 0.95
00:21:38.040 Y'all want to see a dead body 0.95
00:21:38.880 You all 0.80
00:21:39.440 You ever seen Boys in the Hood
00:21:40.620 It's been a long time
00:21:42.780 But I still haven't seen
00:21:43.820 You gotta go back
00:21:44.320 I still haven't seen
00:21:44.880 What is the one you want to make
00:21:45.720 It's straight out of Compton
00:21:46.620 I still haven't seen that one
00:21:47.560 What
00:21:47.660 How do you not see that
00:21:48.900 I know I got to
00:21:49.760 Dude you should watch
00:21:50.260 I watched Boys in the Hood
00:21:51.260 This was about
00:21:51.760 I don't know
00:21:52.980 Two months ago or something
00:21:54.460 It was Saturday night
00:21:55.620 Raquel had fallen asleep
00:21:56.460 And Boys in the Hood was on 0.99
00:21:57.200 It was fucking awesome 0.99
00:21:58.640 Boys in the Hood is a good movie 0.99
00:21:59.480 It reminded me of Marco Glogovac
00:22:01.020 Why
00:22:01.860 Because we couldn't
00:22:02.920 Remember like dad would never let us 1.00
00:22:04.180 Have that shit in our house 1.00
00:22:05.020 Or mom would never let us 1.00
00:22:06.260 But Marco
00:22:06.740 Marco is one of our friends
00:22:07.940 That wasn't the movie 0.99
00:22:08.860 It was the fucking soundtrack 0.99
00:22:10.460 Yeah dude 1.00
00:22:11.300 Yeah
00:22:11.820 The soundtrack
00:22:12.760 I'll tell you what that reminds me of
00:22:13.760 Our buddy Marco back then
00:22:14.820 His parents were a little bit more liberal
00:22:16.200 In the sense of like
00:22:16.840 Marco he probably had some extra
00:22:19.200 Playboys in the house
00:22:19.980 You know what I mean
00:22:20.400 And we watched that movie over there
00:22:22.260 And I remember dude
00:22:22.900 I was thinking 0.99
00:22:23.420 God damn 0.99
00:22:24.440 This is fucking good 1.00
00:22:25.180 Y'all want to see a dead body 1.00
00:22:27.120 Yeah that's some good shit man 1.00
00:22:28.740 That reminds me of the time 0.99
00:22:29.780 That I completely
00:22:31.040 Completely stymied you
00:22:33.040 Because you didn't think
00:22:33.740 That I knew any
00:22:34.420 Yeah I mean
00:22:35.040 It was my moment of
00:22:36.360 My moment of pride
00:22:37.400 Where I actually proved
00:22:38.460 That I actually knew
00:22:39.260 Some gangster rap
00:22:39.380 Gangster rap
00:22:40.380 Is that you should have played
00:22:41.800 The character of the guy
00:22:42.660 In office space
00:22:43.260 Who was rapping to himself
00:22:44.460 And rolled the window up
00:22:45.320 The same guy that went out 0.99
00:22:46.240 And beat the fucking printer 0.99
00:22:47.040 Up in the field 1.00
00:22:47.640 Express his anger
00:22:49.440 Sal and Andy didn't believe
00:22:51.060 That I knew some easy E 0.99
00:22:52.120 And NWA lyrics
00:22:52.820 And he does
00:22:53.180 I had to prove them wrong
00:22:53.860 Call him on it 0.98
00:22:54.440 It's fucking good 0.99
00:22:55.100 I spit some bars 0.99
00:22:55.880 But we're not going to do it right now
00:22:57.720 Anyway guys
00:22:58.480 I don't know if you saw
00:22:59.640 The you know
00:23:00.700 Every year around this time
00:23:01.700 We have the time
00:23:02.520 Person of the year
00:23:03.440 I don't know if you saw
00:23:04.540 Who it was
00:23:05.080 Did you see who it was Andy
00:23:06.300 Yes
00:23:08.460 It was Greta Thunberg
00:23:10.860 Who I don't know
00:23:12.260 If anybody knows who she is
00:23:13.340 By now you probably do
00:23:14.360 She's the 16 year old
00:23:15.960 What is she from
00:23:16.820 Like Sweden
00:23:17.360 And she's the eco warrior
00:23:19.160 How dare you bring this
00:23:20.500 On to my show
00:23:21.260 How dare you
00:23:21.920 I know
00:23:22.360 I know
00:23:22.880 Jesus
00:23:23.220 But yeah
00:23:24.740 So I don't know
00:23:26.340 Hey look
00:23:26.940 Here's the deal
00:23:27.780 What do you think
00:23:28.180 Look man
00:23:29.260 Look
00:23:31.100 Okay
00:23:33.080 Should she have been
00:23:35.180 Time person 1.00
00:23:35.740 Here fuck no 1.00
00:23:36.620 Okay 1.00
00:23:37.440 But with that being said
00:23:39.260 I have a lot of respect
00:23:40.900 For someone
00:23:41.500 Who wants to stand up
00:23:42.520 Against criticism
00:23:43.380 And who believes
00:23:44.580 In their cause
00:23:45.340 And who wants to be
00:23:46.580 Out there
00:23:47.020 And do that
00:23:47.980 But
00:23:48.760 The fact of the matter
00:23:51.100 Is 0.88
00:23:51.540 Is there was just
00:23:52.260 A number of
00:23:53.500 Better choices
00:23:54.600 So
00:23:55.540 While I don't agree
00:23:57.420 With
00:23:57.840 What they do with her
00:23:59.600 Where they just
00:24:00.140 Parade her around
00:24:00.980 And let her
00:24:01.700 Like basically
00:24:02.500 Yell at everybody
00:24:03.340 And say
00:24:04.320 You stole my
00:24:06.220 Childhood
00:24:06.860 And you did
00:24:07.340 This
00:24:07.820 And did that
00:24:09.340 While she flies 0.90
00:24:10.300 Around on a 1.00
00:24:10.900 Fucking airplane 1.00
00:24:11.600 That puts out 1.00
00:24:12.140 More fossil fuel
00:24:13.000 Emissions than
00:24:13.700 You know what I'm
00:24:14.620 Saying
00:24:14.840 Like a lot of
00:24:15.920 What's going on
00:24:16.640 With this
00:24:16.960 Just doesn't add up
00:24:17.920 And I think
00:24:18.360 People are pretty
00:24:19.100 Smart to
00:24:19.660 Most people
00:24:20.880 Are pretty smart
00:24:21.540 To recognize
00:24:22.280 That there's
00:24:23.320 An agenda
00:24:23.900 Being pushed there
00:24:24.880 Which I don't
00:24:25.880 Even think
00:24:26.280 Is a bad agenda
00:24:27.220 Like should we
00:24:28.540 Take care of
00:24:29.040 The planet
00:24:29.480 Yeah
00:24:30.900 Should we
00:24:32.040 Do better
00:24:33.320 As humans
00:24:33.920 Yes
00:24:34.860 Should we
00:24:36.140 Try to be
00:24:37.180 Conscious of
00:24:37.960 Environmental issues
00:24:39.360 Sure
00:24:40.080 I agree with that
00:24:41.320 But what I don't
00:24:42.200 Agree with
00:24:42.800 Is parading
00:24:44.180 A 16 year old
00:24:45.340 Girl 0.91
00:24:46.300 Around the world
00:24:48.600 As a spokesperson
00:24:49.600 To push an agenda
00:24:50.780 So much so
00:24:52.080 That she gets to be
00:24:53.500 On the cover
00:24:54.000 Of Time magazine
00:24:54.920 When there's
00:24:55.880 Literally thousands
00:24:56.980 And thousands
00:24:57.900 And thousands
00:24:58.800 And probably
00:24:59.660 Tens of thousands
00:25:00.580 Of people
00:25:01.160 Who would be
00:25:01.880 Better choices
00:25:02.780 Yeah
00:25:04.000 What goes to my mind
00:25:06.240 When I see something
00:25:07.340 Like that
00:25:07.780 With her on the
00:25:08.280 Front cover
00:25:08.660 Is I just say
00:25:09.380 Like how does
00:25:10.660 The conversation
00:25:11.440 Play out
00:25:12.020 Like if you're
00:25:12.600 What does it teach
00:25:13.160 Bro
00:25:13.560 What does it teach
00:25:14.780 It teaches us
00:25:16.140 That to be relevant
00:25:17.360 In today's world
00:25:18.880 All you have to do 1.00
00:25:20.460 Is bitch 1.00
00:25:22.360 About stuff 0.99
00:25:23.280 You know what I'm
00:25:24.180 Saying
00:25:24.420 Like what is she
00:25:26.000 Doing to fix it
00:25:27.540 And not only that
00:25:28.740 And I'm sure she's
00:25:29.660 Doing some things
00:25:30.420 Okay
00:25:30.720 But
00:25:31.660 I mean
00:25:33.500 What about people
00:25:35.520 Who are truly
00:25:36.580 Contributing
00:25:37.540 To
00:25:38.840 Things that are
00:25:40.900 Good happening
00:25:41.640 Like they're actually 0.99
00:25:42.380 Doing the shit 0.99
00:25:43.360 They're not just 0.99
00:25:44.200 Saying
00:25:44.600 Don't do that
00:25:46.920 Like I don't
00:25:48.240 I don't know
00:25:49.300 What is the criteria
00:25:50.620 To be time person
00:25:51.680 Of the year
00:25:52.120 That's what I want
00:25:52.860 To know
00:25:53.080 What is the criteria
00:25:53.840 I mean
00:25:54.180 I think she's
00:25:54.800 Being used as a pawn
00:25:56.140 That's my problem
00:25:56.860 With it
00:25:57.240 But the second
00:25:57.920 You know
00:25:58.240 If I was
00:25:58.640 Yeah but you don't
00:25:59.520 Disagree that the
00:26:00.460 Like you don't sit there
00:26:01.580 And say the cause 0.98
00:26:02.320 Is ridiculous
00:26:03.020 No but
00:26:03.680 It's a good cause
00:26:04.660 It's a great cause
00:26:05.280 But you're taking
00:26:05.680 Perspective
00:26:06.320 You know
00:26:06.820 From a young girl
00:26:07.540 Who screams and yells
00:26:09.160 And then the media
00:26:09.780 Grabs onto it
00:26:10.440 And they can run with it 0.97
00:26:11.060 It's ridiculous 0.86
00:26:11.740 Yeah
00:26:12.120 I mean 0.88
00:26:12.540 It's ridiculous 0.55
00:26:12.960 I look at 0.84
00:26:13.560 On the flip side
00:26:14.540 Right
00:26:14.740 Now dude
00:26:15.600 I will say
00:26:17.260 This is my other 0.99
00:26:18.320 Fucking thing on it 0.99
00:26:19.220 Like I said 1.00
00:26:19.820 Something about it
00:26:20.520 On the MFCEO project
00:26:21.820 A while back
00:26:23.040 I think
00:26:23.400 Didn't I
00:26:23.800 Yeah
00:26:24.520 Yeah
00:26:24.860 I mean this is
00:26:25.700 An old 0.80
00:26:26.000 This is kind of
00:26:26.540 An older story
00:26:27.620 And I got a lot
00:26:30.120 Of people who
00:26:30.740 Hit me up
00:26:31.260 And they're like 1.00
00:26:31.660 Yeah motherfucker 0.99
00:26:32.320 Pretty cool for 1.00
00:26:33.740 A 39 year old 1.00
00:26:36.880 Dude to fucking 1.00
00:26:37.720 Blah blah blah 1.00
00:26:38.840 Blah blah 0.99
00:26:39.340 You know 0.99
00:26:40.220 And trash 0.96
00:26:40.720 You know what 0.97
00:26:41.700 I'm not trying
00:26:42.520 To trash anybody
00:26:43.500 I just think 0.96
00:26:45.080 It's ridiculous
00:26:45.620 Yeah
00:26:46.220 Yeah
00:26:46.720 I mean that's
00:26:47.400 That's what
00:26:47.820 It comes down to
00:26:48.360 And I do think
00:26:49.060 That people should
00:26:50.060 Be very careful
00:26:50.760 How they address her
00:26:51.960 Because this is
00:26:53.460 A young person
00:26:54.220 This is a 16 year old
00:26:55.740 Girl 0.91
00:26:56.020 And we have people
00:26:57.480 Coming out
00:26:58.160 From you know
00:27:00.000 The far right
00:27:02.940 Of society
00:27:03.760 Being like 1.00
00:27:04.300 Fuck her 1.00
00:27:05.020 She's a piece of shit 1.00
00:27:06.520 No she's not 1.00
00:27:07.780 That doesn't mean anything
00:27:08.740 She's trying to do
00:27:09.620 Something that she
00:27:10.360 Thinks is good
00:27:11.300 That's right
00:27:11.760 Try to imagine
00:27:12.660 Someone being
00:27:14.720 16 years old
00:27:16.720 Or yourself
00:27:17.380 16 years old
00:27:18.220 And how you would
00:27:18.900 Handle that sort
00:27:20.260 Of attack
00:27:20.900 I don't believe
00:27:22.000 That that's okay
00:27:22.660 To just attack
00:27:23.560 But I don't agree
00:27:24.980 That that's the right
00:27:25.680 Choice either
00:27:26.420 And I think
00:27:27.120 That's how most
00:27:27.700 People feel about it
00:27:28.580 Dude Justin Bieber
00:27:29.380 Yeah I brought
00:27:30.660 Justin Bieber
00:27:31.280 On your show
00:27:31.880 He made a post
00:27:32.920 Bieber's gonna be
00:27:33.660 On the show
00:27:34.140 He's a stud man
00:27:34.980 Yeah
00:27:35.200 So and I gained
00:27:36.160 A lot
00:27:36.400 A great deal of
00:27:37.180 Respect from him
00:27:37.820 From this post
00:27:38.580 This was probably
00:27:38.920 Six months ago
00:27:39.620 I'll look it up
00:27:40.200 I'll send it to you
00:27:40.780 But he
00:27:41.620 He's actually
00:27:42.760 A pretty good writer
00:27:43.300 He writes these
00:27:43.740 Little things to himself
00:27:44.540 And then he posts them
00:27:45.260 But he wrote
00:27:46.200 He's like you know
00:27:46.900 I realize that I've been 1.00
00:27:49.180 An asshole in life 0.99
00:27:50.000 And I've realized 1.00
00:27:50.860 I've done a lot
00:27:51.480 Of wrong things
00:27:52.040 But all I ask
00:27:53.140 Is that for your
00:27:53.740 Tolerance to put
00:27:54.420 Yourself in my shoes
00:27:55.140 I was a 14 year
00:27:55.900 Little boy
00:27:56.780 I made more money
00:27:57.500 Than anybody knew
00:27:58.120 What to do
00:27:58.440 I never had to
00:27:59.540 Cut the grass
00:28:00.120 I don't know how
00:28:01.400 To reel up
00:28:03.180 A garden hose
00:28:03.820 I don't know how
00:28:04.440 To do the basic
00:28:04.980 Necessities of life
00:28:05.780 Because people
00:28:06.180 Did those for me
00:28:06.800 And I wasn't
00:28:07.200 Forced to grow up
00:28:08.080 To become a young man
00:28:09.220 And so when I was
00:28:09.900 Given all this money
00:28:10.600 And all this opportunity
00:28:11.300 I did what any other
00:28:12.680 14, 16, 18 year old
00:28:14.000 Guy would do
00:28:14.420 I would buy Lamborghinis
00:28:15.340 And race them
00:28:15.760 And get drunk
00:28:16.240 And do all these things
00:28:16.940 Because nobody
00:28:17.440 Would tell him no
00:28:18.160 He had no rules
00:28:19.340 So I read that post
00:28:21.080 From him
00:28:21.380 And it was like
00:28:21.860 An understanding
00:28:22.340 Because I used to 0.62
00:28:22.840 Think he was a turd
00:28:23.640 Bro that's a huge
00:28:24.820 Realization
00:28:25.880 Yeah I thought
00:28:26.880 He was a turd
00:28:27.460 And you know
00:28:27.880 After that moment
00:28:28.480 I thought you know
00:28:28.940 What I like this 1.00
00:28:29.840 Fucking kid 1.00
00:28:30.500 Well Sal 1.00
00:28:31.340 The thing is bro
00:28:32.380 Is we don't know
00:28:34.140 What it's like
00:28:34.680 To be someone else
00:28:35.140 There's only like
00:28:35.880 10 people that
00:28:36.740 Could say
00:28:37.080 Had been in his shoes
00:28:38.280 It's not just him
00:28:39.160 It's anybody
00:28:40.040 Versus anybody
00:28:41.340 Right
00:28:41.640 We don't know
00:28:42.820 Look man
00:28:43.740 I don't know
00:28:45.700 What it's like
00:28:46.380 To not be me
00:28:47.220 Like I don't 0.98
00:28:47.960 Fucking know 0.99
00:28:48.780 Like I don't know 0.99
00:28:50.000 What it's like
00:28:50.580 To be you
00:28:51.200 And I don't know
00:28:51.820 What it's like
00:28:52.320 To be you
00:28:52.940 And I don't know
00:28:53.880 What it's like
00:28:54.320 To be you
00:28:54.940 And I don't know
00:28:55.820 What it's like
00:28:56.300 For you to see me
00:28:57.320 We're all in that
00:28:58.940 Same scenario
00:28:59.720 So there's a
00:29:00.760 In my opinion
00:29:02.160 There is a lot 1.00
00:29:03.220 Of fucking 1.00
00:29:03.680 You could really 1.00
00:29:04.760 Tell a lot about
00:29:05.460 People by how
00:29:06.160 They judge people
00:29:06.960 Off of
00:29:07.560 Off of
00:29:08.460 One or two sentences
00:29:10.080 Or one
00:29:10.540 And that's
00:29:11.160 You know
00:29:12.000 Like I think
00:29:13.200 As a society
00:29:13.960 It's probably a good idea
00:29:14.900 That we all try
00:29:15.500 To like remember that
00:29:16.520 You know what I mean
00:29:17.380 Like you don't know
00:29:18.680 What it's like
00:29:19.240 To be this
00:29:19.880 Greta
00:29:21.220 Who is 16 years old 1.00
00:29:22.960 With fucking 1.00
00:29:23.900 Half the world 1.00
00:29:25.020 Being like 1.00
00:29:25.460 Fuck you 1.00
00:29:26.160 Shut the fuck up 1.00
00:29:27.620 Like dude 1.00
00:29:28.180 We're
00:29:28.360 I mean I think
00:29:29.320 As adults
00:29:29.780 We're kind of
00:29:30.640 Past that
00:29:31.100 We should be better
00:29:32.160 Than that
00:29:32.480 Right
00:29:32.920 You know
00:29:33.320 So like
00:29:33.980 And I'll be honest
00:29:36.560 The first time
00:29:37.560 I spoke about it
00:29:38.300 I hadn't
00:29:38.800 You know
00:29:39.060 I poked
00:29:39.600 A little fun
00:29:40.120 Myself
00:29:40.580 Cause it was funny
00:29:41.380 Yeah
00:29:41.820 Like
00:29:42.120 The how dare you
00:29:43.440 Thing
00:29:43.680 It makes me giggle
00:29:44.500 Like I think
00:29:45.220 It's actually funny
00:29:46.040 Right
00:29:46.460 For real
00:29:47.520 Yeah
00:29:48.000 I still think 0.96
00:29:48.480 It's fucking funny 0.99
00:29:48.960 Like it was ridiculous 0.99
00:29:50.080 But as a grown man 0.74
00:29:52.580 I think it's
00:29:53.920 Something that all
00:29:55.200 Adults should remember
00:29:56.120 Is that she's 16
00:29:57.020 And she's
00:29:58.440 Not in control
00:29:59.240 Of her whole entire life
00:30:00.320 And she has people 0.59
00:30:01.480 In her ears saying
00:30:02.200 Go say this
00:30:02.820 And it'll do this
00:30:03.560 Go do this
00:30:04.440 And it'll do this
00:30:05.160 That's not cool
00:30:06.580 Because people are
00:30:08.300 Then using their agenda
00:30:09.740 To push onto her
00:30:11.340 To make her go out
00:30:12.640 And she takes the 0.99
00:30:13.360 Fucking heat for it 1.00
00:30:14.340 So I don't like that shit 1.00
00:30:15.620 Yeah 1.00
00:30:15.940 I don't
00:30:16.380 That's my point
00:30:16.960 Of being a pawn
00:30:17.540 But yes
00:30:18.060 You know what I mean
00:30:18.480 But do I think
00:30:19.160 That's her fault 0.96
00:30:19.860 No I do not
00:30:20.620 I think she's
00:30:21.340 I think she is
00:30:23.060 She's still a little girl 1.00
00:30:23.560 I think she fucking 1.00
00:30:24.640 Believes wholeheartedly 0.99
00:30:26.000 In what she's saying
00:30:26.640 Yeah she's saying
00:30:27.140 She thinks she's right 0.68
00:30:28.060 Why wouldn't she believe that
00:30:29.440 That's why she has
00:30:29.920 So much passion
00:30:30.500 That's
00:30:31.060 Well why wouldn't she
00:30:31.940 Believe that
00:30:32.600 When
00:30:32.860 The people she loves
00:30:34.420 The most
00:30:34.820 Are the ones
00:30:35.240 Telling her that
00:30:35.940 That's right
00:30:36.360 So
00:30:36.920 Let's not 1.00
00:30:38.800 If she says dumb shit 1.00
00:30:40.220 Let's not jump 1.00
00:30:41.200 All over her case
00:30:42.180 The bottom line is
00:30:45.520 Are there people
00:30:46.540 More deserving 1.00
00:30:47.160 To be fucking 0.99
00:30:47.980 Time person of the year 0.99
00:30:49.280 I think
00:30:49.640 Yes
00:30:50.320 Yeah
00:30:50.920 Lots of them
00:30:51.660 I think Joe Burrow
00:30:53.140 Did you see the kid
00:30:53.700 That won the Heisman
00:30:54.280 This weekend
00:30:54.780 Of course
00:30:55.920 Did you see his speech
00:30:56.660 Yeah 0.97
00:30:57.000 It's fucking rad 0.75
00:30:57.860 It was awesome 0.95
00:30:58.620 Did you see it
00:30:59.560 No
00:30:59.820 It was awesome dude
00:31:00.740 I know he's a stud though
00:31:01.700 He's a stud
00:31:02.280 A lot of people hate him
00:31:03.340 Well the thing
00:31:04.100 That was cool about it
00:31:04.920 Is you know
00:31:05.440 You know I think
00:31:06.480 When you have the emotion
00:31:07.400 Like you know he cried
00:31:08.360 He was thanking people
00:31:09.660 And he got real deep
00:31:10.600 And then he started talking
00:31:11.380 About the homeless population
00:31:12.640 From where he's from
00:31:13.320 And he started talking
00:31:15.360 You know
00:31:16.000 And he was basically
00:31:17.040 Sharing the award with them
00:31:18.080 Because he comes from a town
00:31:18.900 Where the average
00:31:19.740 Population of homeless
00:31:21.760 Is I think double
00:31:22.680 The nation's average
00:31:23.580 And he was talking about
00:31:24.640 Fighting for those kids
00:31:25.440 And it was cool right
00:31:26.400 You're using a platform
00:31:27.300 He's a little bit older
00:31:28.740 Than a 16
00:31:29.380 He's got a little bit
00:31:30.020 Perspective
00:31:30.720 And he could choose
00:31:31.860 That time to talk about him
00:31:32.920 And he's choosing that time
00:31:33.660 To raise awareness around
00:31:34.820 Now let's not talk about me
00:31:35.860 Let's thank all my linemen
00:31:37.020 Let's thank my coaches
00:31:37.680 And let's talk about
00:31:38.360 Where I'm from
00:31:38.820 And how we can help those people
00:31:39.640 He raised a couple hundred grand
00:31:40.560 And look
00:31:41.000 I'm not even saying him
00:31:43.800 But I'm just saying 0.99
00:31:44.760 The list is fucking long 0.99
00:31:45.860 I get it 0.99
00:31:46.380 I get it
00:31:46.720 Like it is
00:31:47.780 It's long
00:31:48.680 And she ain't at the front of it
00:31:49.840 Yeah
00:31:50.080 Like Sal Fursella
00:31:51.160 Right
00:31:51.900 Exactly
00:31:52.240 Side man of the year
00:31:52.860 Side note
00:31:53.560 Like you said the other day
00:31:54.660 Listen 0.83
00:31:54.900 No bullshit 1.00
00:31:55.700 I know motherfuckers 1.00
00:31:56.840 In real life 1.00
00:31:57.520 That have done more good
00:31:59.120 In this 12 months 0.98
00:31:59.920 Than she will ever fucking do 1.00
00:32:01.040 In her life 0.99
00:32:01.460 Yeah
00:32:01.680 Nobody even knows their name
00:32:02.860 You know what I'm saying
00:32:03.840 No absolutely
00:32:04.420 So of the
00:32:05.320 I'm pretty confident
00:32:06.620 In what I'm saying
00:32:07.180 There's a long list
00:32:08.000 And she don't belong 1.00
00:32:08.940 In the front of it
00:32:09.880 That's what I'm saying
00:32:11.080 And Times Magazine
00:32:11.920 Is using it to sell some issues
00:32:13.280 That's right
00:32:13.760 Because magazines are dead
00:32:15.100 And that goes back
00:32:16.320 To what we were saying
00:32:17.240 On the first episode
00:32:18.640 I believe of this
00:32:19.400 Which I'm going to say 0.99
00:32:20.160 A million fucking times 0.99
00:32:21.240 Because it's truth 0.99
00:32:21.840 It's manipulation
00:32:22.740 It's media shoving 1.00
00:32:24.500 A fucking story 1.00
00:32:25.440 In your face 1.00
00:32:26.200 To consume
00:32:26.820 So that you choose
00:32:28.000 To either believe it
00:32:29.340 Or go so much against it
00:32:30.760 That you talk about it
00:32:31.520 Which is what we're doing now 0.97
00:32:32.380 So we're being fucking 0.98
00:32:33.160 Pawns ourselves 0.99
00:32:33.780 Yeah
00:32:34.200 What else
00:32:34.580 But on the subject
00:32:35.960 Of Joe Burrows
00:32:36.660 Just real quick
00:32:37.340 Joe Burrow
00:32:38.420 Does this coach
00:32:40.300 Not have the best voice
00:32:41.660 Of any coach
00:32:42.500 In the history
00:32:43.180 Of football
00:32:44.580 That dude sounds like
00:32:45.400 He came out
00:32:45.800 With the movie
00:32:46.100 Waterboy
00:32:46.620 What's his name
00:32:49.400 And he is from LSU
00:32:51.220 So the waterboy
00:32:52.100 The geographic region
00:32:53.400 Would be appropriate
00:32:54.060 Yeah
00:32:54.580 Yeah
00:32:55.280 No it's
00:32:56.160 It's interesting
00:32:57.360 You know
00:32:58.060 So another
00:32:58.740 Real interesting thing
00:32:59.720 That I came across
00:33:00.640 Is 0.88
00:33:00.900 Well first I got to ask you this
00:33:03.060 This is my sort of
00:33:05.040 Segway into
00:33:05.600 Our next topic
00:33:06.780 But
00:33:07.060 Oh
00:33:07.780 Are you going to be funny too?
00:33:09.380 Oh no
00:33:09.700 Are you going to announce
00:33:10.240 How funny you're going to be?
00:33:10.520 I'm actually going to declare my
00:33:11.880 No but
00:33:12.420 You know usually
00:33:12.980 When you have a segway
00:33:13.880 And you're trying to be funny
00:33:14.700 You don't announce it
00:33:15.360 Yeah
00:33:15.580 You don't tell them
00:33:16.380 If you're going to rob somebody
00:33:17.460 You don't tell them you're coming
00:33:18.460 I'm still learning the road
00:33:19.300 Hey baby
00:33:19.720 In about three minutes 1.00
00:33:21.060 I'm going to whip out my dick 1.00
00:33:22.660 Side note 1.00
00:33:25.200 I did actually announce to my wife
00:33:26.760 What?
00:33:26.880 You did
00:33:27.220 I did actually announce to my wife
00:33:29.600 When I was going to kiss her
00:33:30.460 I said
00:33:30.740 I'm about to kiss you
00:33:31.740 Of course you did
00:33:33.060 Good story Vaughn
00:33:33.940 Yeah
00:33:34.380 This is where I would tell my friends 1.00
00:33:37.220 Go kill yourself 1.00
00:33:38.260 This is where I would say 1.00
00:33:40.940 To all of you listening
00:33:41.800 Please make some sort of
00:33:43.120 Meme sound clip out of that
00:33:44.300 Yes
00:33:44.680 Yes 1.00
00:33:45.360 Holy shit 1.00
00:33:46.680 No 0.86
00:33:47.320 Favorite video game
00:33:49.400 Growing up
00:33:49.920 I know what his favorite game was
00:33:52.140 It was Legend of Zelda
00:33:53.160 Man we played a lot of Zelda
00:33:54.620 What are you talking about
00:33:55.660 No I'm not
00:33:56.060 You want to know why
00:33:56.900 It was not Sal's favorite game
00:33:59.060 Why 1.00
00:33:59.280 Because you beat his ass 1.00
00:34:00.760 Fucking right dude 1.00
00:34:01.680 I would get so pissed off 0.99
00:34:03.440 At that game
00:34:04.020 And he'd be sitting there 1.00
00:34:04.960 Talking shit 1.00
00:34:05.680 And I would throw that controller 1.00
00:34:07.500 At the TV 1.00
00:34:07.980 And then beat his ass 1.00
00:34:09.780 I will tell you 1.00
00:34:10.460 Andrew
00:34:10.720 This happened so many times
00:34:11.880 That my mom banned us
00:34:13.140 For playing Zelda
00:34:13.940 We were not even allowed to play it
00:34:15.580 Did you break any
00:34:16.260 Controllers
00:34:17.220 I guarantee you 1.00
00:34:18.460 If there is a fucking store 0.99
00:34:19.960 Andrew is 0.99
00:34:21.220 He is in the short 0.99
00:34:22.620 Fucking top two 0.98
00:34:23.700 In the world 0.99
00:34:24.280 Of breaking controllers
00:34:25.440 Of broken Nintendo controllers
00:34:26.660 Yeah
00:34:26.900 The reason my mom 0.99
00:34:27.900 Actually fucking 0.96
00:34:29.320 Well there was no reason 0.98
00:34:30.360 She just stopped buying us 0.98
00:34:31.520 Remote controls
00:34:32.180 We couldn't have any 0.99
00:34:33.660 Fucking more controllers 0.99
00:34:34.420 Yeah 0.99
00:34:34.700 So we had to stop playing
00:34:36.180 Yeah
00:34:36.540 That's funny
00:34:37.180 But no we played a lot
00:34:38.260 I mean we played a lot
00:34:38.920 RBI baseball would probably
00:34:39.920 Be my favorite 1.00
00:34:40.460 I played a fucking 0.99
00:34:41.060 And a ton of Tetris 1.00
00:34:41.860 Tecmo Bowl
00:34:42.780 Tetris 1.00
00:34:43.340 Tetris played a fucking 0.99
00:34:44.560 Assload of Tetris 0.99
00:34:45.560 Yeah
00:34:45.860 Dude there was
00:34:46.960 I was thinking
00:34:47.660 There was some computer games too
00:34:49.260 That we used to play
00:34:49.880 That were good man
00:34:50.640 Yeah
00:34:51.080 We used to go
00:34:52.380 What was that store
00:34:53.180 At Crestwood Mall
00:34:53.880 Babbage's
00:34:55.000 Babbage's man
00:34:56.040 Good call
00:34:56.640 Yeah 1.00
00:34:57.060 Fuck man 1.00
00:34:57.740 Babbage's 1.00
00:34:58.360 Fuck I remember Babbage's bro 1.00
00:34:59.940 Was that a local chain 1.00
00:35:01.040 Or is that a national chain
00:35:01.760 I don't know
00:35:02.240 I think they're gone now though
00:35:03.460 Yeah
00:35:03.660 It's like the GameStop back then
00:35:05.060 So how many
00:35:05.620 I'm just curious
00:35:06.400 How many hours a week
00:35:07.520 In your
00:35:07.860 Like in the golden era
00:35:10.160 Of you guys playing
00:35:10.920 Video games
00:35:11.620 We weren't allowed to play
00:35:12.560 For like that
00:35:13.080 Like we were allowed to play
00:35:14.160 A little bit
00:35:14.660 But most of the time
00:35:15.380 We played outside
00:35:16.200 Yeah and the thing is
00:35:17.420 Is like we
00:35:18.040 We were consumed 1.00
00:35:20.060 In a lot of fucking sports 0.99
00:35:21.520 Yeah 0.99
00:35:21.840 So you know
00:35:22.620 Like when we played video games
00:35:23.560 It would be like
00:35:24.040 We would go to
00:35:24.500 Our parents are divorced
00:35:25.540 So we would go
00:35:27.160 And we'd be with my dad all day
00:35:29.120 We'd have sports
00:35:29.760 And then by the time
00:35:30.300 We showered and went home
00:35:31.400 We would play video games
00:35:32.340 From like 10 to midnight
00:35:33.840 Or something
00:35:34.280 Yeah
00:35:34.480 You know what I mean
00:35:34.960 And then go to bed
00:35:35.620 Like it wasn't like
00:35:37.060 We didn't wake up
00:35:37.720 And play 1.00
00:35:38.160 That type of shit 1.00
00:35:38.840 It wouldn't 1.00
00:35:39.500 That's not how we were raised
00:35:41.140 Well it's interesting
00:35:42.340 New York Times Magazine
00:35:43.800 Reports that the
00:35:44.720 World Health Organization
00:35:45.800 Has just added
00:35:46.780 A new
00:35:47.500 Disorder
00:35:49.960 To the list
00:35:51.000 Of substance abuse
00:35:52.020 And addictive behaviors
00:35:52.720 Screen time
00:35:53.200 Yeah
00:35:53.680 It's actually
00:35:54.620 They call it
00:35:55.080 A gaming disorder
00:35:55.860 Because there's a rise
00:35:56.820 Especially among
00:35:57.600 Kids in
00:35:58.560 United States of America
00:36:01.020 There's a rise
00:36:01.860 Of like literally
00:36:02.600 Addictive levels
00:36:03.520 Of playing games
00:36:04.780 And I gotta be honest
00:36:06.700 With you
00:36:06.840 I've never
00:36:07.260 I've never been a gamer
00:36:08.220 So I don't really get
00:36:09.340 I mean I played the
00:36:10.280 You know
00:36:10.580 Video games when we were younger
00:36:12.120 But it just
00:36:13.140 You played that
00:36:13.940 Leisure Suit Larry game
00:36:14.940 Right
00:36:15.340 I know what
00:36:16.100 Leisure Suit Larry
00:36:16.360 That's right
00:36:16.620 Watch it
00:36:17.400 Hey 1.00
00:36:17.680 You motherfuckers listening 1.00
00:36:18.940 You never know what 1.00
00:36:19.440 They did 1.00
00:36:19.660 Go Google that shit 0.99
00:36:20.460 Leisure Suit Larry video game 1.00
00:36:23.720 Tyler you know what it is
00:36:25.000 Oh
00:36:25.960 Oh that's funny
00:36:26.800 They got a man's version 1.00
00:36:28.100 For that
00:36:28.460 He was on there
00:36:29.560 Trying to write everybody a book
00:36:30.840 For all the girls
00:36:31.600 Problem is the graphics
00:36:33.600 Back then weren't very good
00:36:34.600 Terrible
00:36:35.080 So it was like
00:36:36.100 Dot matrix
00:36:36.680 Type of stuff
00:36:37.820 But no
00:36:38.520 But I mean
00:36:38.900 It does
00:36:39.540 You know
00:36:41.160 So it seems like
00:36:42.740 You just have this
00:36:43.300 Increasing number of
00:36:44.220 Like what's behind that
00:36:45.200 Why are
00:36:45.660 Why are
00:36:46.040 Like
00:36:46.220 Why are
00:36:47.480 Because you're raising
00:36:48.400 Young men
00:36:48.820 Why specifically are young men
00:36:50.380 Because they're raised
00:36:51.040 On a screen
00:36:51.260 Like spending so much time
00:36:51.980 On this
00:36:52.460 Well look 0.98
00:36:53.040 I'll fucking tell you this 0.99
00:36:54.840 Right now 0.99
00:36:55.260 The games they make now 0.82
00:36:56.200 Are fucking awesome
00:36:57.000 Yeah 0.99
00:36:57.400 Like we were addicted to
00:36:58.520 These cubes
00:37:00.140 Going back and forth
00:37:01.100 Like 1.00
00:37:01.380 These motherfuckers 1.00
00:37:02.800 Are like 1.00
00:37:03.120 Playing games
00:37:04.020 With like
00:37:04.440 Real people in them
00:37:05.800 Dude not to mention
00:37:06.740 You can make 1.00
00:37:07.180 Six fucking figures 1.00
00:37:08.200 Yeah 1.00
00:37:08.460 Okay
00:37:08.720 Seven
00:37:09.040 I was just gonna
00:37:09.700 Get in on that
00:37:10.400 So it's different now
00:37:11.520 You know
00:37:12.080 There's actually
00:37:12.920 A career path
00:37:13.860 For video games
00:37:14.760 That is
00:37:15.760 You know
00:37:16.360 I feel bad
00:37:18.160 For parents
00:37:18.620 For parents
00:37:18.640 Right now
00:37:19.060 Because like 0.95
00:37:19.780 Damned if you do 0.97
00:37:20.600 Yeah that's right 0.99
00:37:21.400 Like parents are like
00:37:22.600 You know
00:37:23.660 Dude one of the 0.53
00:37:24.540 Private high schools here
00:37:25.960 Just built a gaming facility
00:37:27.820 Okay
00:37:28.240 Like
00:37:29.080 How many kids
00:37:31.400 Are using that
00:37:32.220 As an excuse 0.99
00:37:33.100 To not do shit 0.98
00:37:33.940 98% of them 0.99
00:37:34.920 I agree
00:37:35.600 Yeah
00:37:35.940 So that's
00:37:36.620 But
00:37:36.900 But then you could
00:37:38.400 Take that argument
00:37:39.060 And you could say
00:37:39.680 Well
00:37:40.360 98% of the kids
00:37:42.380 That are playing baseball
00:37:43.240 When we were kids 1.00
00:37:44.000 Were fucking wasting their time 1.00
00:37:45.400 Yeah 1.00
00:37:45.660 Right
00:37:45.960 So
00:37:46.300 You know
00:37:47.520 There's
00:37:47.980 There's a new argument
00:37:49.020 To be had
00:37:49.660 Here's what
00:37:50.380 The only thing I could share
00:37:51.580 Is my perspective on it
00:37:52.960 I can tell you this
00:37:54.420 This is the truth
00:37:55.380 In 2006
00:37:57.060 Seven
00:37:57.860 Eight
00:37:58.220 I played Call of Duty 0.99
00:38:00.020 And I got into the fucking 0.98
00:38:01.360 Like top top ranks 0.96
00:38:02.760 Of Call of Duty
00:38:03.340 I was like
00:38:03.920 We were good
00:38:04.620 He did too
00:38:05.300 And we would all get on there
00:38:07.000 And we would play every night
00:38:08.500 And we would play
00:38:09.120 And this went on for like
00:38:09.900 Three or four years
00:38:10.600 Where we would play
00:38:11.780 We would get home
00:38:13.440 From our job
00:38:14.320 And we would play 0.99
00:38:16.320 Till fucking 0.99
00:38:17.180 Three or four in the morning 0.99
00:38:18.040 Every day 1.00
00:38:18.640 Every fucking day 1.00
00:38:19.520 Yeah 1.00
00:38:19.960 And I'd get drunk as a skunk
00:38:21.080 Yeah
00:38:21.340 And so we'd sit there
00:38:22.480 And drink 1.00
00:38:23.220 And talk shit 0.99
00:38:24.760 On the headsets 1.00
00:38:25.600 To each other 1.00
00:38:26.240 And play fucking Call of Duty 0.99
00:38:27.980 And I do have to say 0.99
00:38:28.720 It was fucking a lot of fun 0.97
00:38:29.740 It was awesome 0.98
00:38:30.340 It was a lot of fun
00:38:31.140 It was so awesome
00:38:31.800 That like
00:38:32.380 I seriously want to buy
00:38:34.080 The new game
00:38:34.780 Cause Alex is in it too
00:38:36.320 Yeah
00:38:36.580 One of our good friends
00:38:37.420 Alex
00:38:37.780 She's in it as a character
00:38:39.680 And I want to buy it dude
00:38:41.740 Like so bad
00:38:42.960 But I know what's gonna happen 0.99
00:38:44.700 When I fucking buy 1.00
00:38:45.560 The motherfucker 1.00
00:38:46.160 We want to see Andrew 1.00
00:38:47.280 Dude
00:38:47.680 Dude
00:38:48.340 Dude I have a
00:38:49.680 4,000 inch 0.99
00:38:51.160 Fucking theater 0.99
00:38:52.160 At my house 1.00
00:38:52.880 Okay 0.74
00:38:53.200 It's ridiculous 1.00
00:38:54.220 And I had the motherfucker 0.99
00:38:56.240 Put PS4 on it 0.99
00:38:57.480 He's like
00:38:58.160 You want Playstation on it
00:38:59.140 And I'm like
00:38:59.580 Yeah
00:39:00.020 No one
00:39:00.880 I'm just
00:39:02.180 Maybe
00:39:02.500 Like maybe
00:39:03.280 I'm gonna make a comeback
00:39:04.400 You know
00:39:04.920 So
00:39:05.600 Dude
00:39:05.900 But here's what happened 0.70
00:39:07.680 This is no bullshit
00:39:08.500 And people
00:39:09.040 Kids get mad 1.00
00:39:09.860 When I say this shit 1.00
00:39:10.740 They're like 1.00
00:39:11.260 Okay fucker 1.00
00:39:12.500 I'm gonna be a pro gamer 1.00
00:39:13.700 No you ain't
00:39:14.320 You might be pretty good
00:39:16.420 The chances you're gonna be ninja 0.99
00:39:18.200 Are fucking zero 0.98
00:39:19.760 Okay 1.00
00:39:20.660 So
00:39:21.060 Here's where it comes in
00:39:22.680 Kids gotta learn
00:39:23.720 To tell the truth
00:39:24.380 And I hope that the kids
00:39:25.540 That are listening
00:39:26.040 Will
00:39:26.740 Will understand what I'm saying
00:39:28.500 With some context
00:39:29.380 Okay
00:39:29.720 There's nothing wrong 0.99
00:39:31.280 With playing some fucking video games 0.99
00:39:33.060 But when it becomes 1.00
00:39:34.240 A 12 hour obsession
00:39:35.540 Every single day
00:39:36.680 And you're not gonna become pro
00:39:38.620 And you know you're not gonna become pro
00:39:40.240 Now you're just lying to yourself
00:39:42.080 And that's gonna cost you a lot of money
00:39:43.560 So
00:39:44.220 I can tell you for me
00:39:45.520 I wasted four years of my business life 1.00
00:39:48.120 Playing fucking video games 1.00
00:39:49.240 Four solid years 1.00
00:39:50.540 Meaning
00:39:51.120 I would have been where I'm at now
00:39:54.260 In 2016
00:39:55.720 Had I not done that
00:39:57.480 It's truth 0.59
00:39:58.880 It's a true story
00:39:59.900 Because the minute I quit playing
00:40:01.600 I started focusing on my career
00:40:03.560 And my business
00:40:04.400 And that's when
00:40:05.320 Dude
00:40:05.960 We grew five years
00:40:07.420 At 100% growth
00:40:09.000 In the worst economy ever
00:40:10.700 Because I quit playing video games
00:40:13.240 And that's true
00:40:13.920 And I mean
00:40:15.560 I know that to be true
00:40:16.660 And secondarily
00:40:17.320 Like you know
00:40:17.860 To have the baseball conversation
00:40:19.440 Versus the team sport
00:40:20.640 Video gamers
00:40:22.640 I think
00:40:23.100 There's
00:40:23.580 I wanna touch on two points here
00:40:25.220 One 0.99
00:40:25.500 There's a lot of shit 1.00
00:40:26.300 That you learn in team sports 1.00
00:40:27.600 That you cannot learn in a video game
00:40:28.640 That's right
00:40:28.940 You learn struggle
00:40:29.980 You learn conflict
00:40:30.840 Like meaning real conflict
00:40:32.040 You know like
00:40:32.420 You know how many fights
00:40:33.000 I've been in on baseball diamond
00:40:34.000 Like a lot 0.99
00:40:35.240 I've been in a lot of motherfucking fights dude 0.98
00:40:37.220 And so 0.98
00:40:37.500 You know
00:40:38.200 But learning how to work together
00:40:39.760 As a team
00:40:40.400 What's that
00:40:41.280 Do you win any of them
00:40:42.180 I got the office built
00:40:43.780 That's all that matters
00:40:44.700 Right now I'm the reigning champ
00:40:46.320 Of WWE
00:40:46.920 I've been walking around
00:40:47.540 With a gold belt on my shoulder
00:40:49.620 Yeah 1.00
00:40:49.960 We should fucking fight 0.99
00:40:52.080 I won quite a bit of fights 0.99
00:40:53.080 We should get in a fight
00:40:54.080 And charge tickets
00:40:54.980 For people to come watch
00:40:56.080 30 for the kids
00:40:56.780 Yeah let's do it
00:40:57.980 So
00:40:58.600 But secondarily
00:40:59.520 I think a lot of
00:41:00.720 Non-responsible parents
00:41:02.680 Are quick
00:41:03.060 To give their phone to their kids
00:41:04.540 Me and you versus
00:41:05.380 Other two guys
00:41:06.660 I'll take that all day
00:41:07.960 That's fine
00:41:08.640 Yeah
00:41:08.880 If you're brothers out there
00:41:10.360 We challenge you
00:41:12.420 Man
00:41:13.680 That's actually a pretty good idea
00:41:14.720 What happened
00:41:15.100 But they're not real brothers
00:41:15.860 What happens if we took on
00:41:16.800 Like a tag team
00:41:17.440 Yeah like Jose Canseco 0.99
00:41:18.660 And fucking Ozzy 0.99
00:41:19.900 What's his brother's name 0.99
00:41:20.840 Dude what happens
00:41:21.560 If we could get like
00:41:23.240 Like
00:41:25.040 I don't know
00:41:26.500 The Nasty Boys
00:41:27.700 Yeah Buff
00:41:28.460 Or like
00:41:29.700 You know
00:41:31.200 Does The Rock have a brother?
00:41:32.240 No
00:41:32.800 But some of the good tag teams
00:41:34.660 Of history
00:41:35.660 Like what were
00:41:36.860 You know
00:41:37.200 What was the one
00:41:37.740 The Legion of Doom
00:41:38.640 Yeah dude
00:41:39.460 Like we could get 0.99
00:41:40.400 Fucking 0.98
00:41:40.440 That'd be pretty cool 0.99
00:41:41.380 Forget all their names
00:41:42.420 Those guys are badass though
00:41:43.540 One of them actually passed away
00:41:44.640 But the other one is
00:41:45.240 James Laronitis' father
00:41:46.500 Dad yeah
00:41:46.900 I flew on an airplane with him one time
00:41:48.500 You told me that
00:41:49.180 Yeah he was really cool
00:41:50.220 But back to the 0.99
00:41:51.520 I'm not sure I would fuck with him 1.00
00:41:52.620 He's pretty old 1.00
00:41:53.180 But he still looks tough as fuck 0.99
00:41:54.560 Dude those guys 0.99
00:41:55.360 Those guys are fucking good athletes 0.98
00:41:56.900 Yeah 0.99
00:41:57.380 But back to the screen time
00:41:58.480 I think a lot of
00:41:58.980 Irresponsible parents are quick
00:42:00.060 To give their kids the screen
00:42:01.300 And then they become
00:42:02.260 Addicted to the screen
00:42:03.260 And then it builds a bad habit
00:42:04.940 Over a long period of time
00:42:05.860 I think
00:42:06.160 I think
00:42:06.720 It would fall underneath the spectrum
00:42:08.840 Where the
00:42:09.440 Where we're looking at those
00:42:10.960 Problems right
00:42:12.040 But when you look at
00:42:13.120 Start looking at gaming
00:42:13.920 As a
00:42:14.380 As a way of life
00:42:16.200 For the 98% 0.99
00:42:18.200 Who don't make it
00:42:18.980 Whether it be football
00:42:19.840 Baseball
00:42:20.280 Wrestling
00:42:20.660 I think the skills
00:42:22.220 Or talent
00:42:22.960 Or
00:42:23.440 Bond
00:42:24.800 And I don't know
00:42:25.680 Because I've never played 0.98
00:42:26.500 In a team fucking video game 0.97
00:42:28.000 Sport outside Call of Duty 0.98
00:42:29.080 I just find it very hard
00:42:30.660 To believe that
00:42:31.420 The bonds are similar
00:42:32.580 Because there's no
00:42:33.740 Physical sacrifice
00:42:34.660 Those kind of bonds
00:42:36.200 Can only happen
00:42:37.300 When there's physical pain
00:42:39.280 That is shared
00:42:39.920 Yeah
00:42:40.260 Like for example
00:42:41.440 Like
00:42:42.140 You know
00:42:43.440 People talk about
00:42:45.320 This is an extreme example
00:42:47.080 But guys that get out of prison
00:42:48.480 They feel like
00:42:49.760 They're very lonely
00:42:50.720 Because they miss
00:42:51.960 The camaraderie
00:42:53.080 That they have
00:42:53.580 With the other guys
00:42:54.580 Well the reason
00:42:55.420 They have that camaraderie
00:42:56.560 With the other guys
00:42:57.240 Is because they've all
00:42:57.840 Suffered together
00:42:58.420 Struggle
00:42:58.820 Yeah
00:42:59.040 Right
00:42:59.260 And that has
00:43:00.680 That goes with like
00:43:01.940 Anything
00:43:02.440 Well
00:43:03.220 And a lot
00:43:03.740 You know 0.99
00:43:04.040 People fucking pay me 0.99
00:43:05.060 Lots of money 0.99
00:43:05.580 To help fix 1.00
00:43:06.520 Their fucking businesses 1.00
00:43:07.580 One of the things 1.00
00:43:08.860 That I tell all of them
00:43:10.240 And none of them 0.98
00:43:11.120 Fucking do 0.99
00:43:11.840 Is I said 0.99
00:43:12.640 Figure out a way
00:43:13.240 To train together
00:43:13.880 Run together
00:43:15.400 Work out together
00:43:16.600 Go do an Ironman
00:43:17.440 Do something together
00:43:18.400 Yeah
00:43:18.740 Shovel rocks
00:43:19.520 It don't matter
00:43:20.220 Right
00:43:20.500 But do something
00:43:21.320 That makes you sweat
00:43:22.700 That you can all
00:43:23.720 Look up at the end
00:43:24.540 And say 1.00
00:43:25.000 Damn dude 0.99
00:43:26.280 I got respect 0.99
00:43:26.840 He's a hard worker
00:43:27.620 He's a hard worker
00:43:28.340 And you know what
00:43:29.140 If we all work
00:43:30.140 You know what I mean
00:43:31.060 Yeah
00:43:31.280 So like
00:43:31.640 That
00:43:32.380 I have a hard time
00:43:33.780 Believing that you can
00:43:34.640 Get that through gaming
00:43:35.520 I don't know if you can
00:43:37.400 Maybe you can
00:43:38.000 Yeah
00:43:38.360 I just have a hard
00:43:39.280 Because from my experience
00:43:40.880 I know a couple things 0.99
00:43:42.160 About fucking building teams 0.99
00:43:43.420 There has to be pain 1.00
00:43:45.320 There just has to be
00:43:46.980 Bond is always
00:43:47.940 Forged to struggle
00:43:48.660 Yeah
00:43:49.260 I tell you what
00:43:49.820 It is kind of crazy though
00:43:50.760 The stuff that is
00:43:51.600 Associated with the gaming
00:43:52.640 Like one of the little kids
00:43:54.280 That I used to babysit
00:43:55.280 Literally owns
00:43:57.060 A team
00:43:58.920 You know how like
00:44:00.100 Mark Cuban owns
00:44:01.200 The Dallas Mavericks
00:44:02.080 Yeah
00:44:02.500 Well this guy
00:44:03.140 This kid who grew up
00:44:04.460 And he lives in Las Vegas
00:44:05.800 He owns a gaming team
00:44:07.940 Like four guys
00:44:09.100 It's crazy 1.00
00:44:09.700 There's fucking shit ton 0.99
00:44:10.360 Of money to be made in it 0.99
00:44:11.220 I know
00:44:11.540 I mean he's a very smart kid
00:44:14.220 Yeah
00:44:14.520 But that's not what I'm saying
00:44:16.360 And that's not what
00:44:17.100 Sal's saying
00:44:17.700 Because it's a very
00:44:19.420 Difficult concept
00:44:20.320 To like
00:44:20.680 Like I made a TikTok video
00:44:22.320 And I said
00:44:22.920 I just showed some of my cars
00:44:24.920 And I said
00:44:25.500 Dude this all happened
00:44:26.600 After I quit gaming 0.99
00:44:27.400 And fucking every 1.00
00:44:28.380 Motherfucking kid was like 1.00
00:44:29.520 Oh I'm sure ninja 1.00
00:44:31.340 Would say different
00:44:32.180 Well you know what 1.00
00:44:32.860 Motherfucker ninja 1.00
00:44:33.660 I don't want to be ninja 1.00
00:44:35.020 And if I took
00:44:36.320 If I was to be ninja
00:44:37.140 I would be taking
00:44:37.680 Step backwards
00:44:38.420 A huge one
00:44:39.200 So get the point
00:44:41.420 Like you probably
00:44:42.700 Can get to a certain level
00:44:43.700 Through video games
00:44:44.460 But there's a certain level
00:44:45.380 You ain't getting to as well
00:44:46.600 And that's something
00:44:47.600 That people don't get
00:44:48.360 I don't know who ninja is
00:44:49.460 He's the
00:44:49.940 I guess one of the
00:44:51.140 Big dogs in gaming
00:44:52.460 But the point is
00:44:53.420 Yeah I googled up
00:44:54.200 What he made
00:44:54.660 And I was like
00:44:55.120 Yeah okay
00:44:55.500 That's nice
00:44:56.160 But my point stands
00:44:58.820 Yeah
00:44:59.140 You know what I mean
00:44:59.680 Yeah
00:45:00.140 And I know that's
00:45:01.640 A douchey way of bragging 0.98
00:45:02.740 But I don't give a fuck 0.98
00:45:03.640 It's the truth 0.92
00:45:04.220 Like I
00:45:05.420 I wouldn't want to take that
00:45:06.820 I wouldn't
00:45:07.880 I wouldn't do that
00:45:08.660 Well and the other side
00:45:09.460 The grown side
00:45:09.940 Is good for him
00:45:10.560 Yep
00:45:10.900 Exactly
00:45:11.360 If that's what you want 1.00
00:45:12.960 Fuck yeah bro 1.00
00:45:13.860 Good luck 1.00
00:45:14.100 And I support that
00:45:15.440 So that's the dichotomy
00:45:16.580 Of what I'm trying to explain
00:45:17.820 Like I think that's cool
00:45:19.380 If you're really gonna do it 1.00
00:45:20.460 Go fucking do it 0.99
00:45:21.400 Yeah 0.99
00:45:21.600 That's all I'm saying
00:45:22.680 But be realist about
00:45:23.840 Be realistic
00:45:24.400 Tell the truth to yourself
00:45:26.280 Don't be one of these 1.00
00:45:27.600 Fucking kids 1.00
00:45:28.500 Who's telling their parents 1.00
00:45:29.960 I'm doing this
00:45:31.140 Because I'm gonna be
00:45:31.720 A pro gamer
00:45:32.260 Just because you don't
00:45:33.160 Want to do anything else
00:45:34.260 Because you're lazy
00:45:35.040 That's right 0.57
00:45:35.660 And you know the difference
00:45:36.960 And you know the difference
00:45:37.780 When you're 13 years old
00:45:39.020 You know what I'm saying
00:45:40.220 So and if you're a parent
00:45:41.960 Learn the difference too
00:45:43.540 Know when your kid's
00:45:44.560 Bullshitting you 0.60
00:45:45.120 When they're not 0.98
00:45:45.660 Because a lot of parents 1.00
00:45:46.880 Also I hear this shit 1.00
00:45:48.060 A lot too 1.00
00:45:48.600 Oh well
00:45:49.660 You know I let my kids
00:45:50.760 Play games because
00:45:51.920 He's gonna be a pro gamer
00:45:53.820 Well you're
00:45:55.600 They're doing it
00:45:57.000 Because they don't
00:45:57.420 Want to raise their kids
00:45:58.300 That's right
00:45:58.660 They don't want to
00:45:59.200 Take him to the ice rink
00:46:01.100 And they don't want to 1.00
00:46:01.440 Take him to fucking practice 0.99
00:46:02.240 That's right 1.00
00:46:02.540 They don't want to
00:46:02.760 Take him you know
00:46:03.280 You know what I don't want
00:46:04.120 Like you do for Enzo
00:46:05.180 And the girls 1.00
00:46:05.720 Fuck man 1.00
00:46:06.180 Yeah I mean 1.00
00:46:06.980 I can see where it gets old
00:46:07.900 I know
00:46:08.440 But so we have a
00:46:10.500 Two-sided party here
00:46:12.120 That's creating an
00:46:13.200 Unfavorable outcome
00:46:14.060 For people's lives
00:46:15.000 Yeah
00:46:15.280 And sometimes it's the parents
00:46:17.020 Sometimes it's the kids
00:46:18.680 And this scenario
00:46:20.440 That I'm describing
00:46:21.920 Where the kid
00:46:23.040 Is lying to himself
00:46:24.420 And just using it
00:46:25.340 As a shelter
00:46:26.120 To play the game
00:46:27.260 And the parent
00:46:28.060 Is looking the other way
00:46:28.980 Because they don't 1.00
00:46:29.600 Want to do the shit 1.00
00:46:30.280 That is the norm 1.00
00:46:31.880 That's not the anomaly
00:46:33.280 That's the norm
00:46:34.440 And that norm
00:46:35.140 Has a bad outcome
00:46:35.960 That's real bad
00:46:36.920 And people are
00:46:37.560 Refusing to accept that
00:46:38.960 Because when you say
00:46:40.180 Hey
00:46:40.820 Maybe you shouldn't
00:46:42.100 Have him do it
00:46:42.640 They're gonna say
00:46:43.140 Well
00:46:44.000 He's gonna be a pro gamer
00:46:47.160 He can earn a college
00:46:48.040 Scholarship this way
00:46:48.920 Yeah
00:46:49.160 Right
00:46:49.440 So what are you getting
00:46:50.760 Enzo for Christmas
00:46:51.860 I mean I guess
00:46:54.780 Since he doesn't
00:46:55.200 Listen to the show
00:46:55.780 I can tell you
00:46:56.480 You can't
00:46:57.600 I am a firm believer
00:46:58.620 Of buying things
00:46:59.840 Around sports and work
00:47:01.000 And they can still be fun
00:47:02.920 Yeah
00:47:03.320 But like I use my
00:47:04.320 Side-by-side at home
00:47:05.240 For work
00:47:05.720 I bring around mulch
00:47:06.740 And sticks and leaves
00:47:07.800 And I always have him
00:47:08.660 Help me
00:47:08.880 So I bought him
00:47:09.340 His own
00:47:10.200 Now it's a little
00:47:10.980 Electric one
00:47:11.800 It's like a power wheel
00:47:13.540 Yeah it's like a power wheel
00:47:14.440 But it's a John Deere
00:47:15.440 Peg Perego makes it
00:47:16.580 It's a side-by-side
00:47:17.880 And it's got a little bed on it
00:47:19.340 And what he likes to do
00:47:20.140 Like a gator
00:47:20.260 Yeah it's a gator
00:47:21.720 Yeah
00:47:21.960 And he goes around
00:47:22.860 But not a real gator
00:47:23.740 No yeah just a mini one
00:47:24.740 With the electric and stuff
00:47:25.740 Yeah
00:47:25.960 Right
00:47:26.240 And he can
00:47:26.780 You know he loves to move mulch
00:47:28.400 And he like
00:47:29.060 You know if we use it tonight
00:47:30.700 It's snow
00:47:31.080 Like he would 1.00
00:47:31.580 And he shovels all shit 0.99
00:47:32.480 And he moves it to a different part of the yard 0.99
00:47:33.700 And dumps it
00:47:34.200 It's always annoying
00:47:34.960 Dude you ought to bring him over tonight
00:47:35.580 To my house
00:47:36.200 And we'll go down that big ass hill on the sled 0.76
00:47:37.980 He probably would not back down
00:47:40.480 Yeah 0.99
00:47:40.760 He's fucking fearless 0.99
00:47:42.340 But you know like 0.99
00:47:44.020 I always want to
00:47:45.620 I have this core mission
00:47:46.560 Like if it's not athletics
00:47:48.020 It's work
00:47:48.660 You know what I mean
00:47:49.240 And you can have fun doing both
00:47:50.480 And so I try to create him
00:47:51.320 Always
00:47:51.680 All my kids
00:47:52.480 I try to put him in an environment
00:47:53.480 Where we're active
00:47:54.980 We're moving
00:47:55.600 It's around work
00:47:55.800 Do you understand 1.00
00:47:56.420 How much ass that kid is going to kick in his life 0.99
00:48:00.000 It's going to be fun 1.00
00:48:01.060 No
00:48:01.460 Dude 1.00
00:48:02.160 He's going to kick all the ass 1.00
00:48:03.780 Because all the other parents 1.00
00:48:05.560 Are sticking their kid in front of a screen
00:48:07.400 And you're down here 1.00
00:48:08.480 Grooming fucking 1.00
00:48:09.720 Rambo 1.00
00:48:11.420 That's how I think too man
00:48:13.000 Well you know
00:48:13.940 You talk about 1.00
00:48:14.500 This motherfucker's going to be like 1.00
00:48:15.640 The Chuck Norris of fucking high schoolers 1.00
00:48:17.440 He's just going to come in 1.00
00:48:18.420 And just
00:48:18.720 That's right
00:48:18.960 All the other kids are going to be like
00:48:20.940 I mean that's
00:48:21.820 There's this kid
00:48:22.560 But he's Enzo
00:48:23.340 And I'm not Enzo
00:48:24.220 Well and that's
00:48:24.980 I mean
00:48:25.260 Okay so you think it's weird
00:48:26.560 But I think that 0.65
00:48:27.320 I don't think it's fucking weird at all 0.58
00:48:28.520 I love it 0.88
00:48:29.160 I'm in the shower
00:48:29.820 And I'm like
00:48:30.100 Alright well how do I
00:48:30.780 You know like
00:48:31.300 What am I doing
00:48:31.760 I try to self-evaluate
00:48:32.840 And try to have that conversation
00:48:34.000 And so I always want to
00:48:35.720 You know
00:48:36.600 Because I don't want to be
00:48:37.160 I'm just speaking for the parents
00:48:38.480 That are listening
00:48:39.080 Know that there is parents out there
00:48:41.160 That are grooming their kids
00:48:42.840 To destroy yours
00:48:44.360 You know
00:48:45.020 Yes
00:48:45.960 That is true
00:48:46.920 But I'll never be the super parent either
00:48:48.680 Who's like 0.99
00:48:49.260 Fucking screaming and yelling at their kid 1.00
00:48:51.460 Like when it's time 1.00
00:48:52.580 Let the coach
00:48:53.700 Go coach my kid
00:48:54.500 Like
00:48:54.740 But I'm going to raise a young little man
00:48:56.280 He's going to work hard
00:48:57.040 He's going to be very athletic
00:48:58.060 Like I'm going to train
00:48:58.980 I'm going to let him train
00:48:59.740 And he's either going to wrestle
00:49:01.000 Or do BJJ
00:49:01.700 Right
00:49:01.920 Like I'm going to get him in there
00:49:02.680 And let him roll
00:49:04.720 Let him get you know 1.00
00:49:05.520 Comfortable with fucking 1.00
00:49:06.500 Getting his ass kicked 1.00
00:49:07.540 And kicking ass 1.00
00:49:08.280 And dude 0.99
00:49:09.300 To be as well-rounded
00:49:12.040 As he possibly could be
00:49:13.260 When life presents him
00:49:14.700 With whatever opportunity it is
00:49:15.840 That's my goal
00:49:16.860 And so
00:49:17.600 What do I buy him for Christmas
00:49:18.980 I buy him things
00:49:19.840 That will help build his well-roundedness
00:49:21.860 That's kind of where we're going
00:49:23.460 Because we
00:49:23.860 I mean
00:49:24.240 Frankly
00:49:24.720 We've bought some of the
00:49:26.000 You know
00:49:26.260 The little play sets
00:49:27.180 And the dolls
00:49:27.920 And stuff like that
00:49:28.760 And literally the girls
00:49:29.980 Get tired of that
00:49:30.720 Like in 15 minutes
00:49:32.060 And so we've tried to do
00:49:33.940 Kind of
00:49:34.280 Somewhat similar
00:49:35.780 Along your vein
00:49:36.420 Is that we try to expose them
00:49:38.100 To like
00:49:38.480 Different experiences
00:49:39.760 And like
00:49:40.520 I was really
00:49:41.100 Personally gratified
00:49:42.340 That I asked Lila
00:49:43.840 What she wanted
00:49:44.340 For Christmas
00:49:45.120 And she said
00:49:45.680 I want to go to a
00:49:46.440 K-State basketball game
00:49:47.340 With you daddy
00:49:47.800 And I was like
00:49:48.480 That's awesome
00:49:49.000 That's pretty cool
00:49:49.580 Yeah
00:49:49.820 So I mean
00:49:50.420 It's like active stuff
00:49:51.480 Getting them out and about
00:49:52.820 You know
00:49:53.180 And I took the girls out
00:49:54.840 We went outside
00:49:55.460 And we were doing a bunch of stuff
00:49:56.360 I mean obviously
00:49:56.840 It's getting really cold now
00:49:57.780 But
00:49:58.000 They make coats
00:50:00.080 What's that?
00:50:01.000 They make coats
00:50:01.680 Yeah yeah
00:50:02.180 No exactly
00:50:02.820 But I mean
00:50:03.340 You spent too much time
00:50:04.660 In the city dude
00:50:05.320 You got that city slick
00:50:06.240 Of blood now
00:50:06.840 But it is fun
00:50:08.200 It's fun to
00:50:08.760 Let's see your calluses
00:50:09.540 Here's what's really interesting
00:50:11.120 What's that?
00:50:11.700 You got any calluses?
00:50:13.140 Not yet
00:50:13.780 You didn't show up
00:50:14.300 In the driveway
00:50:14.700 Because I'll be going out
00:50:15.980 In the field
00:50:16.580 And I told Kasha
00:50:17.820 What I really want
00:50:18.600 This is what I really want
00:50:20.220 For Christmas 0.95
00:50:20.660 I want a pair of dickies 1.00
00:50:22.560 What?
00:50:24.260 You know what those are?
00:50:24.920 Yeah we know what they are 0.99
00:50:25.820 What the fuck do you want them? 1.00
00:50:26.780 I fucking have them 1.00
00:50:27.340 A coverall? 0.99
00:50:29.040 I want coveralls
00:50:31.100 I don't have them yet
00:50:31.860 So I want them
00:50:32.520 Alright
00:50:32.780 So yeah
00:50:33.460 I'm going to tell you right now
00:50:34.480 I mean
00:50:34.820 Every man needs a good set of coveralls 1.00
00:50:36.480 You need a good set of coveralls
00:50:36.800 If you live in the Midwest 0.99
00:50:37.640 But they're fucking hot 0.99
00:50:38.200 If you live in the Midwest 0.99
00:50:39.140 And you don't have a good set of coveralls
00:50:40.740 Yeah
00:50:41.200 You ain't a man 0.97
00:50:41.960 Yeah
00:50:42.360 Yeah no that's probably true
00:50:43.800 Which I guess I'm not a man yet
00:50:45.040 But I will be soon
00:50:46.140 But you know
00:50:47.800 What size you wear one?
00:50:48.880 I was at Chris' house yesterday
00:50:50.300 I don't know
00:50:50.420 Dude I was at Chris' house yesterday 0.98
00:50:51.900 And I shit in his toilet 0.98
00:50:53.460 And clogged it up 0.99
00:50:54.340 I swear to God
00:50:55.880 This is a true story
00:50:56.600 So I couldn't find his plunger
00:50:59.120 So what do you do
00:51:00.220 When you can't find the plunger
00:51:01.560 In someone's house? 1.00
00:51:02.660 You fucking look for it 1.00
00:51:03.760 Right 1.00
00:51:04.180 Going to the actual person
00:51:05.600 And telling them
00:51:06.360 Hey bro
00:51:06.980 I just clogged your toilet up
00:51:08.760 With a massive dump
00:51:09.760 Is like last scenario
00:51:11.460 Okay
00:51:12.260 It is Chris
00:51:13.900 It is Chris
00:51:14.880 But Mindy was home 0.75
00:51:16.160 Yeah
00:51:16.600 My first question was
00:51:18.000 Is Mindy here?
00:51:19.060 And he's like yeah
00:51:19.640 And I'm like alright
00:51:20.180 I gotta go on a mission
00:51:20.940 So dude
00:51:22.760 So listen 0.99
00:51:23.760 This is the fucking truth dude 0.99
00:51:25.980 So 0.99
00:51:26.660 Man I got a funny story about this dude
00:51:28.760 I can tell you
00:51:29.360 I think I told you before
00:51:30.580 About when I was up in Kansas City
00:51:31.780 I was dating that girl Brooke
00:51:32.680 Yeah yeah yeah
00:51:32.940 Oh dude
00:51:33.600 This
00:51:34.500 Alright
00:51:35.540 I will tell that story
00:51:36.660 In one second
00:51:37.700 Yeah
00:51:37.920 So
00:51:38.460 This is about the coveralls though
00:51:41.260 Like I was searching for the
00:51:42.940 The plunger
00:51:44.640 By the way Chris 0.99
00:51:45.920 I know you fucking listen 0.98
00:51:47.500 Every bathroom 1.00
00:51:49.020 Needs a plunger
00:51:50.480 Every single one
00:51:51.100 I do agree with that
00:51:51.640 We've got one
00:51:52.140 Okay
00:51:52.280 For this situation
00:51:53.920 That's right
00:51:54.580 Because
00:51:55.160 It's just hospitality
00:51:56.200 It creates a very awkward scenario
00:51:58.320 What if we were having a party
00:52:00.220 Cause I couldn't find the plunger 0.99
00:52:02.380 Because there's only one fucking plunger 0.99
00:52:04.540 In his house 1.00
00:52:05.080 That's
00:52:06.220 Dude that is a party foul
00:52:07.620 If you have people in your house
00:52:09.800 For any reason whatsoever
00:52:11.040 And I know they're not cool looking
00:52:12.960 But if you made a plunger look nice
00:52:15.540 Someone could sell a billion of them
00:52:17.200 They've got them
00:52:17.900 They've got like little trap door ones
00:52:19.140 They're creative
00:52:19.480 I got one of those
00:52:20.220 But I'm saying like
00:52:20.960 If you made it look like something else
00:52:22.300 Like you made it look like a little plant
00:52:23.600 And you're like
00:52:24.260 But it ain't a plant
00:52:25.080 You know what I'm saying
00:52:26.060 Like
00:52:27.000 That's not a bad idea
00:52:28.540 I'm all about the free
00:52:29.640 Some of you
00:52:30.320 One of you dudes could go out there
00:52:31.520 And make that
00:52:32.020 And make a lot of money
00:52:33.000 I'm telling you dude
00:52:33.740 Just cut me off a little piece
00:52:35.060 I'm all about giving out the love
00:52:36.520 No I think that's a good idea
00:52:37.480 Anyway
00:52:37.500 I know it's a good idea
00:52:38.940 It could work
00:52:39.900 But I got too many things going
00:52:41.720 So I don't mind sharing it
00:52:44.060 So 0.99
00:52:44.340 I fucking 0.99
00:52:46.120 I go 1.00
00:52:46.840 I go in his closet dude
00:52:48.140 I'm looking for the plunger
00:52:49.020 I go down to the basement
00:52:49.740 I'm looking for the plunger
00:52:50.600 I go back up
00:52:52.140 I look in the
00:52:52.920 In the other bedroom
00:52:54.240 I can't find the plunger
00:52:55.280 In that bathroom
00:52:55.920 And uh
00:52:57.540 Dude I open up the closet
00:52:58.820 I look in there
00:52:59.280 And I saw
00:52:59.780 Chris's black Carhartt coveralls
00:53:02.000 I got a little jealous dude
00:53:03.080 I'm like man
00:53:04.180 I'm like
00:53:04.580 Those are
00:53:05.320 I'm like those are
00:53:06.340 Good looking coveralls
00:53:07.180 You know
00:53:07.900 That's how much coveralls mean
00:53:09.880 Hey
00:53:10.500 You know
00:53:11.040 Like
00:53:11.340 That's what they mean to people
00:53:13.120 Like from around here
00:53:14.120 If you don't have coveralls man
00:53:15.840 Mine are blue
00:53:16.340 Mine are black
00:53:17.460 I got a black and tan car
00:53:18.740 Is there
00:53:19.760 Is there a style
00:53:20.900 Or like a trend
00:53:21.960 Yeah bro
00:53:22.660 You want some bibs 0.99
00:53:23.640 No no no
00:53:24.280 I'm saying
00:53:24.600 Is there a style
00:53:25.280 Or a trend in clothing
00:53:26.080 That has gone out of date
00:53:27.020 That you wish would come back
00:53:28.220 What
00:53:30.920 I mean
00:53:31.540 In other words
00:53:31.940 Like something that people
00:53:33.240 Used to wear
00:53:33.860 Andrew still tight rolls his jeans
00:53:35.460 Oh you do
00:53:36.720 Oh yeah
00:53:37.400 Of course
00:53:37.780 That's impressive
00:53:38.140 Zeke Cavaricis
00:53:39.320 Yeah now you're talking
00:53:40.460 Man
00:53:41.180 I wanted a pair of
00:53:42.380 Zeke Cavaricis so bad
00:53:43.440 When I was a kid
00:53:44.040 Hey dude
00:53:44.820 Let me tell that other story
00:53:45.920 Yeah yeah
00:53:46.380 So
00:53:46.700 Dude
00:53:47.660 This has all happened
00:53:48.620 To everybody man
00:53:49.580 Like
00:53:50.100 Any
00:53:50.760 Maybe not everybody
00:53:52.820 Maybe it's just me
00:53:53.700 But I tend to use
00:53:55.180 A little bit more paper
00:53:56.080 Than what I probably should
00:53:57.400 I probably yelled at
00:53:58.380 From Greta
00:53:58.800 For using
00:53:59.240 Not my hand
00:54:00.300 But
00:54:00.900 The truth is
00:54:02.580 Is like
00:54:03.160 Dude
00:54:03.760 I was dating this girl
00:54:04.680 Okay
00:54:05.040 And I didn't know her very well
00:54:06.760 Because she lived in Kansas City
00:54:08.180 And I lived in
00:54:08.860 St. Louis
00:54:09.480 And I ended up dating her
00:54:10.660 For like a year
00:54:11.120 But this is like
00:54:11.580 The first time I was up there
00:54:12.820 Alright
00:54:13.620 This is before you get comfortable
00:54:15.600 And like 1.00
00:54:16.360 They know you're taking a shit 1.00
00:54:17.800 Yeah 1.00
00:54:18.020 You walk out of the room
00:54:18.980 To fart still
00:54:19.540 Yeah yeah right
00:54:20.220 Like in that phase
00:54:21.020 Yeah
00:54:21.300 Right
00:54:21.560 So
00:54:22.180 She lived in like this
00:54:24.520 Two story
00:54:26.160 Home
00:54:26.940 It was
00:54:27.740 Town home
00:54:28.440 Yeah town home
00:54:29.180 But it was two stories
00:54:30.180 So it was like a
00:54:30.760 It was like
00:54:31.560 Real tall and narrow
00:54:33.220 Okay
00:54:33.560 So one of
00:54:35.080 The bathroom
00:54:35.580 That wasn't in the
00:54:36.400 In the bedroom
00:54:37.100 Was
00:54:37.940 Upstairs
00:54:38.940 So like
00:54:39.820 I went upstairs
00:54:41.180 And I was gonna try
00:54:42.480 To you know
00:54:43.260 Do my business 1.00
00:54:43.940 And fucking clog the toilet 1.00
00:54:45.680 Man 0.99
00:54:46.020 Like this is
00:54:47.500 This is a bad situation
00:54:49.300 Because I don't know
00:54:50.540 This chick 1.00
00:54:51.100 And I don't know
00:54:51.880 Her apartment
00:54:52.400 And by the way
00:54:53.620 She's downstairs
00:54:54.560 In her
00:54:55.180 Area where she lives
00:54:56.500 So it's not like
00:54:57.340 I can go down there
00:54:58.200 And just search 1.00
00:54:59.040 For the fucking plunger 0.99
00:55:00.120 So I'm totally confused 0.99
00:55:02.060 On what to do
00:55:02.780 There's no brush
00:55:04.040 Okay
00:55:04.660 Because everybody knows
00:55:06.100 If there's a plunger
00:55:07.600 And there's no plunger
00:55:09.660 You go to the brush
00:55:10.940 Right
00:55:12.020 I mean I've never
00:55:13.540 No that's a good
00:55:14.460 I mean it's a good tactic
00:55:15.300 I didn't think about that
00:55:16.080 Yeah
00:55:16.280 Yeah you go to the brush
00:55:17.060 And you can kind of like
00:55:17.960 Stick the brush
00:55:18.580 Rotoroot it
00:55:19.400 And now it's
00:55:20.200 You don't twist it
00:55:21.680 You just like
00:55:22.140 Try to push some water
00:55:23.200 In a hole
00:55:23.660 Gotcha
00:55:23.980 So
00:55:24.400 There was no brush
00:55:26.280 So I'm like 1.00
00:55:27.520 Fuck 1.00
00:55:28.160 The toilet's about 1.00
00:55:29.680 To fucking overflow 0.99
00:55:30.740 Dude 0.99
00:55:31.360 Like I can see it coming
00:55:32.760 Oh dude
00:55:33.100 That slow creep
00:55:33.800 And I'm like 1.00
00:55:34.220 Fuck what do I do 1.00
00:55:35.540 Dude I fucking 1.00
00:55:36.780 Went in with my hand dude 0.99
00:55:37.900 No
00:55:38.440 I went in with my hand
00:55:39.200 I had to
00:55:40.120 Desperate measures
00:55:40.840 Dude I went in
00:55:41.780 I went in
00:55:42.800 I reached down in there 1.00
00:55:43.800 I grabbed the fucking paper 0.99
00:55:45.100 Because the poop 0.99
00:55:45.920 Had actually gone
00:55:46.620 Through the pipe
00:55:47.160 I didn't get any poop
00:55:47.820 In my hand
00:55:48.220 Hey man
00:55:48.620 But dude there was
00:55:49.280 Pee in the water still 0.99
00:55:50.280 And I fucking 0.99
00:55:51.160 Went in with my hand 1.00
00:55:52.060 Unclogged that motherfucker 1.00
00:55:54.140 Washed the shit 1.00
00:55:55.540 Out of my head 0.99
00:55:56.180 And I go back downstairs
00:55:57.280 And she's like
00:55:58.500 What were you doing up there
00:56:00.320 And I'm like
00:56:00.960 Oh you know
00:56:01.940 I don't know
00:56:03.940 I guess that
00:56:05.000 That tapas we had last night
00:56:06.940 You know
00:56:07.280 And I had to like
00:56:08.500 Break it
00:56:08.880 And then I had to
00:56:09.520 Tell it myself anyway
00:56:10.600 I mean hey
00:56:11.680 So
00:56:11.860 I know why you really did it
00:56:13.680 Why
00:56:14.020 Because I was
00:56:15.180 You know
00:56:15.480 Step two to that
00:56:16.340 Is the water starts leaking
00:56:17.100 Now you're in a kitchen sink
00:56:18.020 Now you gotta go downstairs 1.00
00:56:19.140 And fix the fucking ceiling 1.00
00:56:20.460 Dude 1.00
00:56:20.800 Have you ever seen the movie
00:56:22.440 Along Came Polly
00:56:23.180 This happens in that movie
00:56:25.060 Oh really
00:56:25.480 He has to use like 0.75
00:56:26.200 A hundred dollar loofah
00:56:27.160 Really
00:56:27.600 Oh dude
00:56:28.740 Dude
00:56:29.920 I had no options
00:56:31.360 Like there wasn't
00:56:32.220 A shower in this bathroom
00:56:33.240 It was like a little
00:56:33.920 One shooter
00:56:35.280 You know what I'm saying
00:56:35.900 Like a toilet
00:56:36.780 A half bath
00:56:37.380 Yeah right
00:56:37.940 And I didn't 0.99
00:56:39.260 What the fuck would you do 0.99
00:56:40.920 Do you let it go over 0.99
00:56:42.460 And don't have to explain it
00:56:43.620 Going over
00:56:44.140 I mean there's
00:56:44.760 There's a long winded process
00:56:46.000 You're going over 1.00
00:56:46.820 So now I'm this motherfucker 1.00
00:56:48.180 From St. Louis 1.00
00:56:49.300 That she met
00:56:50.320 Right hand or left hand
00:56:51.520 Huh
00:56:51.880 Yeah I use my right hand bro
00:56:53.420 Don't shake that
00:56:54.600 Yeah look 1.00
00:56:55.560 Dude I watched the shit 0.92
00:56:57.040 Out of it 0.95
00:56:57.420 But I'm just saying
00:56:58.160 Like you gotta do 0.99
00:57:00.000 What you gotta fucking do 0.99
00:57:00.840 So you weren't at the phase 0.99
00:57:01.660 In the relationship
00:57:02.080 Where you walk down
00:57:02.680 And you get sticking
00:57:03.120 Underneath the nose
00:57:03.640 And be like
00:57:03.840 Smell this
00:57:04.380 Bro
00:57:04.780 Bro listen
00:57:07.980 Listen
00:57:09.040 I'm being serious 1.00
00:57:11.260 What the fuck 0.99
00:57:12.020 Would you do 1.00
00:57:12.620 Dude
00:57:13.220 I mean
00:57:13.700 When I first started
00:57:14.900 Dating Raquel
00:57:15.320 The first trip we made
00:57:16.180 Was to Mexico
00:57:16.780 And I kept disappearing
00:57:18.960 Where you at
00:57:19.380 I'm working in the lobby
00:57:20.280 Like I kept acting
00:57:20.960 Like I had to go to
00:57:21.460 Wi-Fi in the lobby 0.99
00:57:22.180 But I was taking a shit 0.98
00:57:22.920 In the lobby 0.99
00:57:23.320 Because I was in Mexico
00:57:24.040 My stomach was all torn up
00:57:24.980 Oh you dude
00:57:25.640 You took her to one of them
00:57:26.540 See Mexico's a bad place 0.93
00:57:28.240 To take a new girlfriend
00:57:29.220 It's a bad destination 1.00
00:57:30.240 Because all the fucking 1.00
00:57:31.020 All the suites in Mexico 1.00
00:57:32.800 They're like open
00:57:34.300 Open air man 1.00
00:57:34.720 To the fucking bathroom 1.00
00:57:35.700 You gotta like 1.00
00:57:36.720 Really be in a relationship
00:57:37.620 Dude
00:57:38.100 The first time
00:57:39.000 Emily and I
00:57:39.500 Went on a trip together 0.99
00:57:40.380 We were fucking down there 0.94
00:57:41.520 In Extapa 0.97
00:57:42.100 Yeah
00:57:42.520 At Cristal
00:57:43.600 Yeah
00:57:43.960 And dude 0.99
00:57:44.380 The fucking bat 1.00
00:57:45.460 Like dude 1.00
00:57:45.940 We had been dating
00:57:46.680 We went
00:57:47.680 We had been dating
00:57:48.600 Yeah three four months
00:57:50.100 And so I took her
00:57:51.660 And dude
00:57:53.260 I mean we knew each other
00:57:54.720 But still
00:57:55.580 We weren't to the level
00:57:56.680 Of like taking a dump
00:57:57.820 In front of each other
00:57:58.660 So like
00:57:59.720 I mean
00:58:00.240 Yeah but
00:58:01.200 It's a real thing
00:58:01.820 With open air
00:58:02.660 That's a never level
00:58:04.160 That's a year
00:58:05.120 You gotta be dating
00:58:05.720 For a year 1.00
00:58:06.120 For the open air shit 1.00
00:58:06.960 You know what I mean 1.00
00:58:07.680 So like
00:58:09.000 I'm with you
00:58:09.840 To explain this
00:58:11.020 To the people listening
00:58:11.980 The people
00:58:13.420 The person you're with 1.00
00:58:14.760 Can see you shitting 1.00
00:58:15.840 Yeah 0.99
00:58:16.240 Which isn't the worst part
00:58:17.680 The worst part
00:58:18.320 Is when she can see you 1.00
00:58:19.060 Wiping your ass 1.00
00:58:19.520 That's the worst 1.00
00:58:20.100 Dude
00:58:21.000 Cause now
00:58:22.240 Yes
00:58:22.740 I mean that's real though
00:58:23.700 Like dude
00:58:24.040 We've been together 0.99
00:58:24.920 Ten fucking years 0.99
00:58:26.020 And I have like 0.99
00:58:27.280 A little pocket door 0.97
00:58:28.080 On my shitter 0.63
00:58:28.700 You know in my bathroom 0.92
00:58:29.420 And like 0.99
00:58:30.080 I take a shit 1.00
00:58:31.340 So I can watch the kids 1.00
00:58:32.220 You know
00:58:32.420 And then she'd kind of
00:58:32.920 Be walking around 0.99
00:58:33.500 But if I go wipe my ass 0.99
00:58:34.360 I'm closing the door 0.99
00:58:34.980 Like you know
00:58:35.600 Door is going closed
00:58:37.020 One thousand percent
00:58:37.880 Because nobody looks good 1.00
00:58:38.800 Wiping their ass 1.00
00:58:40.000 Like when you catch 1.00
00:58:41.100 Someone wiping their ass 1.00
00:58:42.280 You just took their 1.00
00:58:42.940 Fucking soul 1.00
00:58:43.720 You know 1.00
00:58:47.400 It's like getting
00:58:48.040 Caught beating off
00:58:48.920 Dude
00:58:49.220 Like there's nothing
00:58:49.920 You can do
00:58:50.640 There's nothing
00:58:51.760 You can do
00:58:52.420 You just look down
00:58:53.440 At the ground
00:58:53.860 There's nothing
00:58:56.640 You can do
00:58:57.480 Like you just
00:58:58.400 Keep going
00:58:59.100 Look at Von Von
00:59:03.020 It's like
00:59:03.260 Where did this go
00:59:03.940 No I actually
00:59:04.860 It's making me think
00:59:05.520 When I was in fourth grade
00:59:06.400 I took piano lessons
00:59:07.240 I took piano lessons
00:59:11.020 From this chick
00:59:11.620 Named Claudia Fox
00:59:12.800 And I would go
00:59:13.860 Directly after school
00:59:14.760 And I'd walk up
00:59:15.600 To her house
00:59:16.100 And I was waiting
00:59:16.640 For the kid
00:59:18.140 Before me
00:59:19.160 Who was still
00:59:19.740 In the
00:59:20.080 You know
00:59:20.560 Still taking the
00:59:21.580 Lessons from her
00:59:22.140 And I
00:59:23.040 All of a sudden
00:59:23.500 I had to go
00:59:24.080 Like terribly bad
00:59:25.260 Like bad
00:59:25.880 Bad
00:59:26.260 Bad
00:59:26.600 And so I'm like
00:59:27.500 I don't know
00:59:27.820 What to do
00:59:28.280 Because I can't
00:59:28.880 Go in there
00:59:29.340 The other kid's
00:59:30.080 Doing his lesson
00:59:31.020 So I basically
00:59:32.540 Crawled behind her bushes
00:59:33.740 And I just dropped
00:59:34.960 Right there
00:59:35.400 And I just dropped
00:59:36.360 A huge deuce
00:59:37.200 While I'm doing it
00:59:38.800 While I'm doing it
00:59:40.320 While I'm doing it
00:59:41.820 She comes out
00:59:42.540 And she's like
00:59:43.700 Looking around
00:59:44.180 And she's like
00:59:44.600 Vaughn
00:59:45.100 Vaughn
00:59:46.040 And I just look
00:59:46.600 Totally dead silent
00:59:47.620 Right
00:59:47.840 So she comes back in
00:59:49.760 I finish my
00:59:50.380 I finish my job
00:59:51.340 I decide
00:59:52.380 Okay I can't
00:59:53.200 What did you wipe with
00:59:54.020 Oh I don't know
00:59:55.080 I have no
00:59:55.980 Socks
00:59:56.440 Yeah I don't know
00:59:57.140 But I had to go
00:59:57.980 Socks
00:59:58.420 You go to the sock
00:59:59.100 Before you go to your hand
01:00:00.040 Yeah so
01:00:00.700 Sock
01:00:01.420 Underwear
01:00:01.920 Sock sock
01:00:02.520 Underwear 1.00
01:00:03.060 Fuck 1.00
01:00:03.600 Fuck this protocol man 1.00
01:00:05.260 So what I 1.00
01:00:05.880 That's why I wear
01:00:06.460 A wife beater always 1.00
01:00:07.460 I wear a fucking 1.00
01:00:08.640 Wife beater 1.00
01:00:09.180 In the event
01:00:09.760 Where it tears up 1.00
01:00:10.720 Into fucking 0.99
01:00:11.280 Great 1.00
01:00:11.520 Hold on hold on
01:00:12.420 So let me get this straight 0.98
01:00:14.320 Just so I fucking 0.95
01:00:15.980 Understand completely 0.85
01:00:17.280 So the protocol
01:00:20.600 For this situation
01:00:22.900 Yes
01:00:23.340 Is wife beater first 1.00
01:00:24.720 No no no
01:00:25.280 Socks first 0.80
01:00:26.160 Sock sock
01:00:26.800 Okay so you got
01:00:27.920 Two socks
01:00:28.580 Yep
01:00:28.840 Underwear
01:00:29.380 Underwear
01:00:30.100 Then your undershirt
01:00:31.180 Then your undershirt
01:00:31.960 Okay
01:00:32.240 But you gotta wear
01:00:32.940 A nice undershirt
01:00:33.620 See so you can tear it
01:00:34.760 This is like
01:00:35.220 What happens to this
01:00:36.400 If you're like
01:00:36.960 It's like a swimming pool
01:00:38.340 Oh man 1.00
01:00:39.780 You're fucked dude 1.00
01:00:40.680 Like 1.00
01:00:41.600 Well that's
01:00:42.840 Unless you're Chris Klein
01:00:43.840 Yeah
01:00:44.600 He's got probably 1.00
01:00:45.520 The greatest fucking shit story 1.00
01:00:46.880 Of all time 1.00
01:00:47.460 I'm not gonna ruin it 0.96
01:00:48.480 But it is fucking hilarious 0.96
01:00:49.780 Okay so I 0.97
01:00:50.460 So I
01:00:51.140 Finished my business
01:00:52.240 Can you imagine
01:00:52.860 People right now
01:00:53.520 Listening to this
01:00:54.040 They're probably like
01:00:54.520 No they're laughing
01:00:55.000 They're probably like
01:00:56.140 Oh my god 1.00
01:00:57.060 These fucking buffoons 1.00
01:00:59.400 They're fucking telling 1.00
01:01:01.140 Toilet humor 1.00
01:01:01.880 You sound like
01:01:02.340 Beavis and Butthead
01:01:02.920 I will tell you
01:01:03.660 One of the greatest things
01:01:04.480 About having kids
01:01:05.300 Is wet wipes are everywhere
01:01:06.600 Oh yeah
01:01:07.080 Everywhere
01:01:07.600 Very true
01:01:08.200 So anyway
01:01:08.900 I come back around
01:01:09.780 And I wanted to make it
01:01:10.760 Look like I was just
01:01:11.440 Running up from
01:01:12.300 You know
01:01:13.100 That I wasn't already
01:01:13.940 Up at their house
01:01:14.600 So I do that
01:01:15.320 Come in
01:01:16.060 Everything goes
01:01:16.640 Goes great
01:01:17.420 Alright
01:01:18.060 Totally
01:01:19.340 She didn't
01:01:19.980 You know
01:01:20.220 As far as I know
01:01:20.920 She didn't catch me
01:01:21.580 Right
01:01:21.840 Week later
01:01:22.680 I walk in
01:01:23.700 To do my
01:01:24.880 Piano lesson
01:01:26.120 And she sits down
01:01:27.500 And she says
01:01:27.900 Listen
01:01:28.420 Before we begin
01:01:29.680 I have a question
01:01:30.680 That I need to ask you
01:01:31.760 And I said
01:01:32.980 Okay
01:01:33.300 And she said
01:01:34.800 I thought this was
01:01:35.360 Going to be about
01:01:35.800 My you know
01:01:36.280 My practicing
01:01:37.160 And everything
01:01:37.620 She goes
01:01:38.380 I get you
01:01:40.780 She goes
01:01:41.340 Vaughn 0.93
01:01:42.060 Did you defecate 0.76
01:01:44.220 In front of my house 0.83
01:01:45.440 I'm like
01:01:46.580 What does defecate mean
01:01:47.920 I don't know
01:01:48.400 That's what I said
01:01:49.200 I said
01:01:49.560 I don't know
01:01:49.920 What that means
01:01:50.600 And she goes
01:01:51.600 Did you go to the bathroom
01:01:53.520 In front of my house
01:01:54.720 Last week
01:01:55.500 And I'm like
01:01:57.020 No
01:01:57.520 Why
01:01:58.240 And she said
01:01:59.300 Well
01:01:59.600 I found evidence
01:02:00.980 That you might have
01:02:01.900 And I go
01:02:02.440 Are you sure
01:02:03.060 It wasn't a squirrel
01:02:04.140 Or something
01:02:04.560 Dude
01:02:06.400 So this is
01:02:06.980 But I totally denied it
01:02:08.320 And she didn't press the issue 1.00
01:02:09.420 Oh so you're a liar 1.00
01:02:09.980 Yeah 0.99
01:02:10.360 So basically
01:02:11.300 This is why you don't play the piano
01:02:14.080 Yeah right
01:02:14.900 Basically
01:02:15.560 Yeah
01:02:15.980 Cancel the next lesson
01:02:16.780 Really bad
01:02:17.820 Bad images
01:02:18.960 Associated with that
01:02:19.860 So
01:02:20.140 Well Vaughn 1.00
01:02:20.660 If you ever take a shit 1.00
01:02:21.280 Outside my house 1.00
01:02:21.840 I'll have you on camera
01:02:22.560 Well
01:02:23.520 I probably won't
01:02:24.720 I'll even send you the footage
01:02:25.400 Yeah
01:02:25.780 Dude I enjoy peeing outside
01:02:27.880 I don't ever pee inside
01:02:29.120 Yeah
01:02:29.400 I would much rather pee outside
01:02:30.980 Than in a toilet
01:02:31.840 Oh
01:02:33.240 Yeah
01:02:33.880 Without a doubt
01:02:34.660 Yeah
01:02:34.960 You gotta worry about
01:02:36.500 Where you're aiming
01:02:37.020 It's just easy 1.00
01:02:38.660 That's fucking 0.99
01:02:39.720 Literally the best fucking thing 0.99
01:02:41.080 About my house 0.99
01:02:41.640 Is 0.88
01:02:42.420 Is cameras
01:02:43.340 No I pee outside
01:02:44.360 I pee anywhere
01:02:44.900 Oh
01:02:45.340 I live in like a little secluded
01:02:46.760 Oh yeah 0.99
01:02:47.440 And I fucking pee anywhere I want 0.99
01:02:49.180 And you know what 0.98
01:02:50.060 In fact it started a bad trend here
01:02:51.600 I pee outside here
01:02:52.400 And it's not good
01:02:52.940 Now I go all the way down in the woods
01:02:54.280 You know
01:02:54.820 Is it true
01:02:55.580 I've always heard this
01:02:56.360 And I don't know if it's true or not
01:02:57.500 But is it true
01:02:58.020 Yes it's that big
01:02:58.680 No
01:02:59.300 Is it true that if you do actually
01:03:01.640 Pee outside
01:03:02.440 Genetics
01:03:02.540 Is it true that if you actually
01:03:04.960 Pee outside
01:03:05.680 And like a cop finds you
01:03:06.920 That's some sort of
01:03:07.880 Really heinous
01:03:08.820 Dude I think it's
01:03:09.720 I think it's
01:03:10.420 Like I think it's a sex crime 1.00
01:03:11.360 Sex offender shit 0.99
01:03:11.640 Right 1.00
01:03:11.820 Yeah
01:03:12.120 Yeah yeah yeah
01:03:12.600 I know around here it is
01:03:14.180 That's crazy
01:03:14.860 You get some sort of 0.99
01:03:15.760 Sex 0.59
01:03:16.720 Thing
01:03:17.640 I don't know
01:03:18.940 Offender
01:03:19.460 You get on a list
01:03:20.200 You got a list 1.00
01:03:21.180 You don't want to fucking be on 0.99
01:03:22.340 Dave what's it like 0.99
01:03:23.420 To be on that list
01:03:24.080 Listen
01:03:24.860 Don't worry about me
01:03:27.240 Vaughn you're
01:03:27.980 You're a pastor
01:03:28.880 Or preacher or something
01:03:29.620 You should be on that list
01:03:30.380 Oh
01:03:31.140 That's nonsense
01:03:33.900 I don't even know where to go 0.69
01:03:37.100 With that
01:03:37.360 Well as much as I've enjoyed
01:03:39.240 This conversation on feces
01:03:40.500 It is interesting
01:03:42.040 You know
01:03:42.700 I don't know if anybody's
01:03:43.860 Paying attention
01:03:44.360 But most of the latest polls
01:03:46.840 The president actually has
01:03:48.880 A pretty high approval rating
01:03:50.600 You know relative to
01:03:51.920 Trump in the couple years
01:03:53.540 That he's been president
01:03:54.400 And the most recent data
01:03:57.000 Suggests that
01:03:57.920 A
01:03:58.360 The impeachment process
01:04:01.540 Is not going to affect
01:04:02.480 His ability to get reelected
01:04:04.320 Most Americans believe
01:04:05.340 The majority of Americans
01:04:06.200 Actually believe
01:04:06.840 He will be reelected
01:04:08.040 And if anything
01:04:08.860 It looks like
01:04:09.760 The impeachment may actually
01:04:10.880 Help him
01:04:11.360 Because it's energizing
01:04:12.600 His base
01:04:13.180 So
01:04:13.880 Surprise
01:04:15.060 Big surprise
01:04:16.100 I think that's pretty
01:04:17.100 Poor strategy
01:04:17.860 On the left side
01:04:19.140 If they're trying to win
01:04:20.060 Because basically
01:04:21.640 What they're doing
01:04:22.220 Is poking an entire
01:04:23.100 Horde's nest
01:04:23.760 Of people who are 0.94
01:04:25.400 Normally silent
01:04:26.240 Well and he's normally
01:04:27.660 Got to do something
01:04:28.400 Outlandish
01:04:29.240 To get at the top
01:04:29.860 Of the headlines
01:04:30.300 Every single day
01:04:30.880 And now he doesn't
01:04:31.340 Have to do anything
01:04:31.980 They're fueling that fire
01:04:33.580 And what's happening
01:04:34.340 Is you know
01:04:35.480 Agree or disagree
01:04:36.700 It really doesn't matter
01:04:37.860 I'm just saying it
01:04:39.060 From a strategic standpoint
01:04:40.260 What's happening
01:04:41.200 Is by them making this
01:04:42.780 The topic
01:04:43.800 Considering where they are
01:04:45.660 In people's mind
01:04:46.420 Right now
01:04:46.980 They're creating
01:04:50.000 The frenzy 0.94
01:04:50.900 That they don't want
01:04:51.740 Because there's
01:04:53.440 A lot of people
01:04:54.240 Out there
01:04:54.640 That quite honestly
01:04:56.120 Already know
01:04:56.680 They're going to
01:04:57.020 Vote for Trump
01:04:57.580 No matter what 1.00
01:04:58.180 The fuck 0.99
01:04:58.520 Anybody else says 1.00
01:04:59.400 And what they're
01:05:00.580 Doing is reminding
01:05:01.420 People how important
01:05:02.300 It is to actually
01:05:03.060 Stand up and vote
01:05:04.000 This is the problem
01:05:06.140 With the media
01:05:07.440 Manipulation that's
01:05:08.680 Going on
01:05:09.260 Is that
01:05:09.740 There's not a lot
01:05:12.760 Of truth being
01:05:13.600 Told on
01:05:14.780 Anybody's part
01:05:16.080 And
01:05:17.240 They're being
01:05:19.100 Trump is so 0.99
01:05:20.220 Fucking smart 0.99
01:05:21.080 That he is 0.99
01:05:22.200 Actually
01:05:22.860 Manipulating
01:05:24.820 Manipulating them
01:05:25.080 Back
01:05:25.640 Based off of
01:05:27.260 Whatever they say
01:05:27.880 About them
01:05:28.360 You know what I mean
01:05:29.160 So
01:05:29.540 You know
01:05:30.680 I agree with
01:05:32.060 What you're saying
01:05:32.680 The reason there's
01:05:33.460 Whatever the high
01:05:34.800 Approval rating
01:05:35.560 I would say is
01:05:36.880 Because
01:05:37.240 People are so 0.99
01:05:38.800 Fucking tired 0.99
01:05:39.780 Of the nonsense 0.99
01:05:40.540 And they're so
01:05:42.200 Ready for
01:05:45.080 Real things to happen
01:05:46.860 In America
01:05:47.400 And not just
01:05:48.000 False promises
01:05:48.700 I think people
01:05:50.480 Are just tired 1.00
01:05:51.000 Of the bullshit 1.00
01:05:51.500 And they 1.00
01:05:51.980 Recognize it
01:05:52.960 And they
01:05:53.220 Recognize
01:05:53.740 An easy way
01:05:55.800 To say this
01:05:56.360 Is people 0.72
01:05:57.000 Have woken up
01:05:57.880 To the fact
01:05:58.460 That the media 1.00
01:05:59.020 Is full of shit 1.00
01:05:59.820 And so 1.00
01:06:00.880 They've now
01:06:01.620 When they see
01:06:02.520 The media
01:06:03.380 Trying to
01:06:03.940 Manipulate
01:06:04.580 A situation
01:06:05.420 That just
01:06:06.840 Pushes them
01:06:07.400 Further away
01:06:08.160 From whatever
01:06:08.680 Cause they're
01:06:09.300 Trying to drive
01:06:10.100 Follow what I'm
01:06:11.100 Saying
01:06:11.300 Yeah absolutely
01:06:12.080 And I think
01:06:12.680 What's also true
01:06:14.060 Is that historically
01:06:14.800 The American people
01:06:15.760 Are very sympathetic
01:06:16.820 Toward a leader
01:06:17.900 Who seems to
01:06:19.240 Not be getting
01:06:19.880 A fair shake
01:06:20.540 I mean you
01:06:21.060 Think about
01:06:21.440 Bill Clinton
01:06:21.980 And even back
01:06:23.780 Then a lot of
01:06:25.140 People would say
01:06:25.660 Listen he probably
01:06:26.460 Did something wrong
01:06:27.240 But the witch hunt
01:06:28.440 That is happening
01:06:29.600 As a result of
01:06:30.300 What he did
01:06:30.860 Is kind of
01:06:31.500 Over the top
01:06:32.040 It's comical
01:06:32.520 And it ended up
01:06:33.700 Helping him
01:06:34.700 Get reelected
01:06:35.400 And that's what
01:06:36.460 I think is probably
01:06:37.240 Happening with Trump
01:06:38.060 They're saying
01:06:38.580 Listen the guy's
01:06:39.620 Not a saint
01:06:40.220 But at the same time
01:06:41.400 Does he really deserve
01:06:42.420 All the stuff
01:06:43.080 That's going on
01:06:43.620 But it's also
01:06:44.160 Coupled with the fact
01:06:45.100 That I think
01:06:45.800 The unemployment rate
01:06:46.960 Is as low as
01:06:47.660 It's ever been
01:06:48.200 In the entire
01:06:48.820 U.S. history
01:06:49.700 And specifically
01:06:51.040 Minority unemployment rate
01:06:52.900 Is as low as
01:06:53.440 It's ever been
01:06:54.060 So I mean you think
01:06:54.740 About you couple
01:06:55.480 On the fact
01:06:55.980 Like hey man
01:06:56.820 I'm paying my bills
01:06:57.640 I got a job
01:06:58.580 The economy's booming
01:06:59.600 Life's working
01:07:00.420 In the right direction
01:07:01.040 I know this guy's 1.00
01:07:01.780 An asshole 1.00
01:07:02.120 But things are going 1.00
01:07:02.800 Nobody wants to
01:07:03.600 Upset that apple cart
01:07:04.460 You know what I mean
01:07:04.860 Right now things
01:07:05.500 Are moving
01:07:05.820 In the right direction
01:07:06.480 No
01:07:06.780 There's lots of people
01:07:07.820 That want to upset
01:07:08.460 That apple cart
01:07:09.020 Yeah right
01:07:09.400 It's just that
01:07:10.220 They are not
01:07:11.540 Those people
01:07:12.720 Are not
01:07:14.300 Serving the interests
01:07:16.240 Of everybody else
01:07:17.200 They're serving themselves
01:07:18.080 Self-service
01:07:18.620 Right
01:07:18.980 Because if we actually
01:07:20.140 Cared about the
01:07:21.080 Integrity of our country
01:07:22.180 We would not judge
01:07:23.580 Someone based upon
01:07:24.520 Their party affiliation
01:07:25.680 We would instead
01:07:26.700 Judge someone
01:07:27.480 Based upon what
01:07:28.380 They're actually doing
01:07:29.600 And that's a hard
01:07:30.840 Thing for people to do
01:07:32.000 That's what's
01:07:33.300 Happening right now
01:07:34.120 People who would
01:07:35.020 Normally say
01:07:36.080 Yes I believe
01:07:37.340 This person
01:07:38.040 Or yes I believe
01:07:39.380 What they're saying
01:07:40.380 Have now lost
01:07:41.480 That belief
01:07:42.160 In terms of like
01:07:43.300 What the left
01:07:43.900 Is standing for
01:07:44.760 And they said
01:07:45.640 There's a lot of people
01:07:47.000 And by a lot of people
01:07:48.300 I mean
01:07:48.640 Four to six percent
01:07:50.140 Of the people
01:07:50.680 Which those are the people
01:07:51.680 That make up
01:07:52.140 The actual election
01:07:53.200 Those people have said 0.99
01:07:55.400 I don't fucking 0.99
01:07:56.480 Believe you anymore 1.00
01:07:57.320 Like I don't believe
01:07:58.260 The media anymore
01:07:59.020 I don't believe you
01:07:59.840 Well and these outlandish
01:08:00.700 Lies are trying to do 1.00
01:08:01.200 And so the more
01:08:01.660 That they try to pour gas
01:08:02.920 On that same message
01:08:03.860 The more people
01:08:04.760 Don't believe them
01:08:05.600 And you start seeing it
01:08:06.440 Right
01:08:06.740 And so
01:08:07.280 That's what's happening
01:08:08.620 And that is no bias
01:08:09.620 On my part either way
01:08:10.760 I happen to think
01:08:11.640 That Trump's doing 0.99
01:08:12.240 A pretty good fucking job 0.99
01:08:13.360 But if Trump were 1.00
01:08:14.860 To do a bad job
01:08:15.720 I would be the first one
01:08:16.560 To say hey
01:08:17.000 He's doing a bad 0.99
01:08:17.380 Fucking job 0.99
01:08:18.740 I care about the country 1.00
01:08:20.360 I'm not affiliated
01:08:21.200 Well I think what you see
01:08:23.020 And where I know this
01:08:23.920 Long enough
01:08:24.240 Like what you see
01:08:25.180 Is their tactic
01:08:26.120 Is blowing up in their face
01:08:27.140 And you like that
01:08:27.760 You know what I mean
01:08:28.500 Oh dude
01:08:29.160 But that's happening
01:08:30.040 Across
01:08:30.340 I think that's happening
01:08:31.140 In society
01:08:31.740 Oh I love it
01:08:32.620 I think
01:08:33.180 You know
01:08:34.020 Ten years ago
01:08:36.380 When you were called
01:08:37.540 A racist 1.00
01:08:38.020 It would fucking 1.00
01:08:39.120 Bury you 1.00
01:08:39.860 But now
01:08:41.120 Because the term's
01:08:42.340 Been overused
01:08:43.160 By the media
01:08:43.980 So much
01:08:44.760 The real racists
01:08:46.420 Get off
01:08:47.260 With like
01:08:48.560 Oh yeah 1.00
01:08:49.080 He's fucking racist 1.00
01:08:49.940 Like 1.00
01:08:50.260 Yeah most people
01:08:50.880 Are like
01:08:51.140 Well whatever
01:08:51.640 Right
01:08:51.880 So that's what's
01:08:53.180 Happening now
01:08:53.800 With that
01:08:54.720 Politics
01:08:55.120 That politics thing
01:08:56.100 Is people are so
01:08:57.100 It's just lost
01:08:59.140 Its power
01:08:59.820 You know what I mean
01:09:00.760 Because it's been
01:09:01.420 Overused
01:09:02.180 Like when you say
01:09:03.040 Trump's a racist
01:09:03.960 And there's really 1.00
01:09:04.640 No evidence of him
01:09:05.420 Being a racist
01:09:06.060 And you say it 0.89
01:09:07.000 Over and over
01:09:07.460 And over and over
01:09:08.040 Again
01:09:08.200 Eventually everybody's 0.99
01:09:08.920 Like what the fuck 0.99
01:09:09.380 You're talking about 0.99
01:09:10.020 Like
01:09:10.860 What are you talking about
01:09:12.320 And now these same
01:09:13.520 People are coming up
01:09:14.260 With other things
01:09:15.040 They're standing on
01:09:15.920 You know
01:09:16.400 All the other issues
01:09:17.540 And
01:09:18.320 The dangerous part
01:09:20.400 Here
01:09:20.780 Which is dangerous
01:09:22.440 Is that people
01:09:23.420 Will just now
01:09:24.100 Vote for one side
01:09:24.980 Because they're
01:09:25.360 So sick of the
01:09:25.960 Other side
01:09:26.500 And they don't
01:09:27.780 And they're
01:09:28.360 And this side
01:09:29.120 Over here
01:09:29.440 Is doing this
01:09:30.320 Right
01:09:31.020 So
01:09:31.780 If you really
01:09:33.800 Want to accomplish
01:09:34.440 Your mission
01:09:35.040 Over there
01:09:35.800 You might want
01:09:36.860 To think of
01:09:37.140 A better strategy
01:09:37.900 To just continue
01:09:38.900 To use the media
01:09:39.720 To just blow 1.00
01:09:40.720 Motherfuckers up 1.00
01:09:41.680 Or social media 0.99
01:09:42.800 Because it doesn't
01:09:43.640 Have its power anymore
01:09:44.660 You get attacked
01:09:45.780 For one or two days
01:09:46.920 And then it's
01:09:47.460 It goes away
01:09:48.660 Like
01:09:49.500 People
01:09:51.120 People understand that
01:09:52.480 You know
01:09:52.740 I saw a celebrity
01:09:53.540 Post the other day
01:09:54.420 About something
01:09:55.360 About people
01:09:55.880 Getting cancelled
01:09:56.640 Like cancelled culture 0.55
01:09:57.720 I believe
01:09:58.820 Didn't we talk
01:09:59.380 About this already
01:09:59.960 Cancalled culture 0.90
01:10:00.700 Oh the me too
01:10:01.280 Culture
01:10:01.600 Yeah well we
01:10:02.320 No it's not me too
01:10:03.220 Me too is a different thing
01:10:04.200 It's the
01:10:05.040 It's the cancelled culture 1.00
01:10:06.400 It's
01:10:06.960 It's
01:10:07.780 You know
01:10:08.940 We're gonna 1.00
01:10:09.320 Fucking bury you 1.00
01:10:10.420 Right 1.00
01:10:10.780 You're cancelled
01:10:12.040 Okay
01:10:12.600 I saw
01:10:14.280 Because you said
01:10:15.340 Something
01:10:15.600 Or did something
01:10:16.200 That people
01:10:17.100 Didn't like
01:10:17.720 And so
01:10:19.140 We have a situation
01:10:20.240 Now is where
01:10:20.800 People are getting
01:10:21.400 Cancelled left and right 0.99
01:10:22.400 Every fucking day 0.99
01:10:23.260 By social media 1.00
01:10:24.080 Or the media
01:10:24.660 And nobody
01:10:25.860 Is actually
01:10:26.540 Cancelling them
01:10:27.200 It's just like
01:10:27.760 A publicity thing now
01:10:28.980 You know
01:10:29.620 They actually end up
01:10:30.380 More famous
01:10:31.080 Than before
01:10:32.060 We've seen this
01:10:33.220 Over and over
01:10:33.760 And over again
01:10:34.420 You know
01:10:35.020 So we have
01:10:35.640 These situations
01:10:36.440 Where people
01:10:37.660 Don't like
01:10:38.260 What people are saying
01:10:38.920 And they give them
01:10:39.580 The shine
01:10:40.140 And then all of a sudden
01:10:41.580 Now everybody hears it
01:10:42.620 And they gain more support
01:10:43.720 Well
01:10:44.760 If you want that
01:10:46.160 To stop happening
01:10:46.940 Stop this 1.00
01:10:48.120 Mob shit 1.00
01:10:49.140 And start addressing it 1.00
01:10:50.700 Because half the motherfuckers 1.00
01:10:51.860 That all of you don't like 1.00
01:10:52.860 And that goes on
01:10:53.420 Both sides of the party
01:10:54.420 Are people you made famous
01:10:56.100 By sending a mob after them
01:10:57.920 And now you made them
01:10:59.020 More effective
01:10:59.700 You know
01:11:01.240 So if you really
01:11:01.840 Don't like someone
01:11:02.700 The best thing you can do
01:11:04.260 Is 0.88
01:11:04.600 Like it or not 0.99
01:11:05.660 Is to fucking 0.98
01:11:06.840 A. Ignore them 0.99
01:11:07.780 And B.
01:11:08.620 Take action
01:11:09.240 In the other direction
01:11:10.020 That's the truth
01:11:11.840 A hundred percent
01:11:12.400 Just to dovetail
01:11:14.180 A little bit
01:11:14.880 I mean you're
01:11:15.380 You're addressing
01:11:15.860 The cultural thing
01:11:16.520 But economically
01:11:17.100 This is really
01:11:17.700 A fun fact
01:11:18.420 Maybe not surprising
01:11:20.660 To most people
01:11:21.200 But the
01:11:22.460 Consumer spending index
01:11:24.460 There is a new high
01:11:25.340 Of 62%
01:11:27.240 Give the economy
01:11:28.140 Positive reviews
01:11:28.980 And that's according
01:11:29.600 To Rasmussen reports
01:11:30.720 Just to give you
01:11:31.880 Like a
01:11:32.520 Hey let me tell you something
01:11:33.360 It's going to be hard
01:11:34.240 To win an election
01:11:34.940 When the dude
01:11:35.520 Who's getting the
01:11:36.880 Credit for the economy
01:11:38.120 Being good
01:11:38.800 And everybody else
01:11:40.180 In the real world
01:11:40.900 Is like making more money
01:11:41.920 And paying less taxes 1.00
01:11:42.800 And shit 1.00
01:11:43.160 And shit seems to be 1.00
01:11:44.200 Going pretty well 0.99
01:11:44.940 And
01:11:46.880 I'm going to tell you
01:11:48.740 What's going to happen
01:11:49.300 In the next
01:11:49.740 Remember when I told you
01:11:51.140 Trump was going to win
01:11:51.740 A year and a half 1.00
01:11:52.300 Before he fucking won 0.99
01:11:53.220 On MSCEO project 0.99
01:11:54.560 I'm going to tell you
01:11:55.820 This too
01:11:56.240 You're going to see this
01:11:57.360 You're going to see
01:11:58.280 The media
01:11:58.820 Come out
01:11:59.900 And try to create
01:12:00.780 A recession
01:12:01.360 They're going to try
01:12:02.480 To create it
01:12:03.240 Through their stories
01:12:04.400 They're going to tell you
01:12:05.500 How bad the economy is
01:12:06.980 They're going to use
01:12:07.840 Their influence
01:12:08.380 To get people
01:12:08.960 To stop spending
01:12:09.820 And start saving
01:12:10.660 And pull money
01:12:11.260 Off the table
01:12:11.880 So that they have
01:12:12.960 Some sort of
01:12:13.520 Recession economic crisis
01:12:14.860 During the election campaign
01:12:16.120 Which creates a loss
01:12:17.620 For the Republican
01:12:18.320 It's coming
01:12:18.840 Yeah
01:12:19.740 Guaranteed
01:12:20.320 No I think you're right
01:12:21.100 I mean as a point of reference
01:12:22.560 The index
01:12:24.500 For those of you
01:12:26.900 Who don't completely understand
01:12:27.860 The consumer
01:12:28.500 Confidence index
01:12:30.160 The highest was
01:12:31.260 121.5
01:12:32.980 In the Obama administration
01:12:34.600 That was the peak
01:12:35.380 It is currently
01:12:36.800 Under Trump
01:12:37.320 It's 144.3
01:12:38.660 So it's very
01:12:39.680 Very high
01:12:40.340 The confidence
01:12:41.240 In the economy
01:12:41.860 Is very very high
01:12:42.720 And you're right
01:12:43.220 Like
01:12:43.780 No amount of
01:12:45.140 Calling people names
01:12:47.000 Is going to overcome
01:12:48.200 People's confidence
01:12:48.940 People are loyal
01:12:49.620 To their own situation
01:12:50.460 Yeah they are
01:12:50.960 You know what I'm saying
01:12:51.640 Very loyal to their bank account
01:12:52.960 That's right
01:12:53.480 And so
01:12:54.700 But mark my words
01:12:56.080 And I'm not saying
01:12:57.540 There won't be a recession
01:12:58.460 Because some people
01:12:59.200 Think there will be 0.99
01:12:59.880 And I'm not a fucking economist 1.00
01:13:01.160 But I understand basic shit 0.99
01:13:02.560 And I'm going to tell you 0.99
01:13:03.740 There's going to be an attack
01:13:04.800 On our economy
01:13:05.740 By our own people
01:13:07.120 In this country
01:13:08.260 Hoping
01:13:09.340 That the economy
01:13:10.480 Goes down
01:13:11.400 So they can take
01:13:12.480 A power position 0.99
01:13:13.420 That is fucking wrong 1.00
01:13:15.040 It's fucked up 1.00
01:13:15.720 And you guys listening 0.99
01:13:17.760 Pay attention
01:13:18.440 And watch that
01:13:19.140 I don't care which way you vote
01:13:20.620 That's your choice
01:13:21.400 But just pay attention
01:13:22.820 Because you would have to
01:13:24.400 Ask yourself then
01:13:25.420 Well
01:13:26.260 If that's what these people
01:13:28.260 Are willing to do
01:13:29.220 Do they really have
01:13:30.780 The best interest
01:13:31.520 Of me in mind
01:13:32.880 If they're willing 0.82
01:13:33.280 To fuck up my situation
01:13:34.600 So that I can put 0.95
01:13:35.440 Someone else there
01:13:36.200 Just because I don't
01:13:38.160 Like someone
01:13:38.680 I don't like that
01:13:39.800 They're loud
01:13:40.300 I don't like that
01:13:41.180 They're obnoxious
01:13:41.860 I don't like that 1.00
01:13:42.680 Half the shit they say 1.00
01:13:43.580 Sounds ridiculous 1.00
01:13:44.340 Just because you don't
01:13:46.020 Like someone
01:13:46.540 Doesn't mean
01:13:47.180 They don't do a good job
01:13:48.540 And that's
01:13:49.600 That's what I think
01:13:51.140 People should be
01:13:51.600 Paying attention to
01:13:52.340 You know
01:13:52.700 Because it's going to happen
01:13:53.740 Watch
01:13:54.180 And you know
01:13:55.440 Honestly
01:13:55.920 As a business guy
01:13:57.480 I don't know
01:13:57.940 That I necessarily
01:13:58.760 Fear the economy
01:13:59.680 Going back down
01:14:00.460 Because that's
01:14:00.940 What all the opportunity is
01:14:02.060 Now
01:14:02.700 I hope it stays up
01:14:04.160 Because if it goes down
01:14:05.240 That means people
01:14:05.800 Are going to hurt
01:14:06.340 And I think
01:14:06.760 If you purposefully
01:14:08.780 Manipulate
01:14:09.520 Your power
01:14:10.460 To cause people pain 1.00
01:14:12.300 That's fucked up 0.99
01:14:13.840 Now 0.97
01:14:14.140 If you're an entrepreneur
01:14:14.980 And you're listening to the show
01:14:16.000 Which I know a lot of you are
01:14:16.980 Because of my last podcast
01:14:18.660 Series
01:14:19.400 That's when the opportunities are
01:14:22.040 So pay attention to that as well
01:14:23.940 So
01:14:24.300 I hope the opportunities
01:14:25.900 Don't happen
01:14:26.540 Because that means
01:14:27.160 A lot of other people
01:14:27.860 Are going to hurt
01:14:28.400 But if you're one of the people
01:14:29.640 That is in a position
01:14:30.460 To make a play
01:14:31.020 That's the time you make a play
01:14:31.960 That's reality
01:14:33.120 So
01:14:33.540 You got anything else
01:14:35.240 For us today or what?
01:14:36.240 I think that's good
01:14:36.820 I think we covered
01:14:37.400 You know
01:14:37.960 All of the
01:14:38.840 Do you think so?
01:14:39.500 The defecating type of things
01:14:40.780 And the
01:14:41.500 Greta Thunberg
01:14:42.480 And all that
01:14:43.320 Yeah
01:14:43.480 I think we hit some
01:14:44.140 Pretty good time
01:14:44.660 We covered some good content
01:14:44.940 Yeah
01:14:45.540 Guys
01:14:46.120 Hey this is how this show works
01:14:47.660 If you had a laugh
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01:14:49.840 If you learned a new perspective
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01:14:53.260 We have a fee
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01:14:56.720 The fee is
01:14:57.360 Hey
01:14:57.920 Tell someone about the show
01:14:59.780 Bring us a listener
01:15:00.660 And I don't mean just like
01:15:01.860 Casually say
01:15:02.760 One time
01:15:04.480 At a party
01:15:05.400 I mean
01:15:05.760 For every episode
01:15:06.900 If you listen to the episode
01:15:07.980 And you say
01:15:08.800 That was a good episode
01:15:09.640 Tell someone about it
01:15:10.820 That's all we ask
01:15:11.880 So
01:15:12.200 Guys
01:15:12.880 We love you
01:15:13.600 We appreciate you
01:15:14.380 We're looking forward to new episodes
01:15:15.760 On the weekly
01:15:17.180 And on behalf of the team here
01:15:19.580 Talk to you soon
01:15:21.740 I told my teacher 1.00
01:15:23.220 Don't bitch 1.00
01:15:24.040 I'm gonna get millions 1.00
01:15:25.240 Watch this
01:15:25.700 In the project living
01:15:26.820 Spoke it till existence
01:15:28.360 While I
01:15:28.860 I'm from where you can't trust
01:15:30.100 So welcome
01:15:30.780 Thank you so much
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