319. Andy & DJ CTI： Most Significant Gun Control Legislation, President Biden's Cheat Sheet & Dr. Oz Ditches Donald Trump
Episode Stats
Summary
In this episode of The Realists, DJ Cruz and Andy discuss the Senate passing the most significant gun control bill in decades, and the fact that 31 people died in a weekend shooting in Buffalo, NY, and 19 died in an elementary school in Texas.
Transcript
00:00:00.000
What is up guys, it's Andy Priscilla and this is the show for the realists, say goodbye
00:00:20.800
to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking
00:00:30.000
Today, we have Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking internet.
00:01:00.000
So, guys, this is Real AF and we have multiple formats on the show and today is Cruz, the internet.
00:01:08.060
This is where we put three headlines up and then we make fun of them and then we talk
00:01:12.020
about the actual problem and how we, as a people, need to solve it.
00:01:16.480
And because we, as a people, comes down to you as the individual, then we have Q&AF and
00:01:27.440
Guys, email those questions in to askandy at andyfusela.com.
00:01:32.120
And those questions are designed to make us, we, the people, you, the individual, the best
00:01:38.840
possible versions of ourselves so that these fucking tyrants stop fucking with us because
00:01:44.560
that's the only way they can is if we're weak, stupid, uninformed, poor, and dependent
00:01:55.740
Then we have Real Talk, which is where I get on and I give you some Real Talk and it's
00:02:02.900
And then we have Full Length and Full Length is where I bring on successful, interesting,
00:02:10.140
And we talk about how you could be kick-ass too, because every single person that you
00:02:15.360
admire out there is really no different than you.
00:02:19.820
So, there is a fee for the show and the fee is very simple.
00:02:38.120
So, I ask in return that you please share the show.
00:02:43.300
We've been able to maintain one of the top podcasts in the world based off just word
00:02:49.500
But guys, our message needs to be bigger and it needs to be broader.
00:02:56.020
So, I would appreciate it if you become aggressively sharing the message.
00:03:16.420
And guys, remember, if you want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos,
00:03:31.500
Breaking news headline reads, Senate passes most significant gun control legislation in decades.
00:03:40.080
And I figured it would be best if we discuss this a little bit.
00:03:42.440
So, the Senate, late Thursday of this week, voted 65 to 33 to pass the bipartisan gun control bill,
00:03:51.420
the most significant legislation addressing guns in nearly 30 years.
00:03:55.800
Republican Senator John Corn of Texas, who led the negotiations along with Democrat Senator Chris Murphy of Connecticut, said on the Senate floor Thursday that the legislation responds to the shootings last month at a grocery store in Buffalo, New York,
00:04:10.820
and at an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas, that left a combined of 31 people, including 19 children, dead.
00:04:18.180
Isn't that still less than how many people died in Chicago on a weekend?
00:04:26.440
It's also much less than, you know, the obesity rates killed, but we're not, you know, shutting down McDonald's.
00:04:30.780
Every life lost to violence is fucking bullshit.
00:04:37.100
But at the point that we're highlighting these 31 over the hundreds that are killed in every major city with guns, mostly, that are illegal, illegal, that go around, they circumvent any law.
00:04:58.540
Like, we have to understand the definition of a criminal, and we have to understand the definition of illegal.
00:05:05.120
Criminals are people who do not follow the law.
00:05:08.280
So you can pass as many laws as you want, and it will never change criminal behavior.
00:05:19.800
What else is, like, we got laws for a lot of this shit.
00:05:38.880
Every single human that has common sense understands that this has nothing to do with those 31 people.
00:05:46.300
This is the politicization of a fucking tragedy that, really, honestly, we have a lot of questions about.
00:05:56.240
That is now geared towards removing our ability as we, the people, to protect ourselves.
00:06:10.300
The people, when he says that, when Joe Biden gets up and says that, he thinks that you are a fucking idiot.
00:06:17.320
It should be insulting to you that that's what he says.
00:06:20.060
Because the Second Amendment is not about hunting.
00:06:26.860
And the founding fathers, yeah, they didn't know about AR-15s.
00:06:30.720
And had they known, they would have said we should have had those two.
00:06:33.860
It wasn't like, oh, well, they don't, like, every argument that the left makes is fucking bullshit.
00:06:42.020
And the problem with the people who support this shit is that those are the people, they think that, like, whenever we're disarmed, that these people, they're going to, like, bro, you're going to be the people that are punished.
00:07:05.500
Like, dude, like, even when I just think of the basic phrase of our Second Amendment, the right to keep and bear arms, right?
00:07:12.760
Keep, they interpreted that, the Supreme Court interpreted that as, like, in your house.
00:07:17.200
You have the right to keep your firearms, right?
00:07:19.600
Bear them means you get to, you walk around the fucking streets with them.
00:07:26.420
This is the most real 2A talk you're going to fucking hear.
00:07:28.900
What they didn't count on was tanks, airplanes, missiles, nuclear weapons, and all kinds of other shit.
00:07:40.860
Had they known about those things, what they would have said is that there needs to be a civilian militia that is armed by our tax dollars to counterbalance the government-controlled military to create freedom.
00:07:59.580
They would have said, hey, we need to take some of our tax dollars and we need to create this militia and it needs to be armed with the same technology and the same weapons and the same this.
00:08:08.780
And it's run by this person or these people or this group.
00:08:13.320
And because the whole point of the Second Amendment was to counterbalance fucking physical force.
00:08:28.520
And we got to fucking like jump through every fucking hoop there is to get a semi-automatic fucking weapon that pings out one bullet every trigger pull.
00:08:38.180
Like, dude, people don't understand the entire purpose of this.
00:08:43.840
And, you know, until they do and until they're real about what the purpose of 2A actually is, we can't even have a real discussion about it.
00:08:56.920
Yeah, so the legislation, it does a couple of things.
00:08:59.660
It enhances the background checks for prospective gun buyers under the age of 21.
00:09:07.400
So the boyfriend loophole, if you guys are not familiar, basically, it was a law that was put in place that prevented anybody that was convicted of domestic violence.
00:09:19.420
If you're convicted of a domestic violence, you can no longer carry a gun.
00:09:23.320
You can no longer purchase a firearm or any of that.
00:09:25.220
What they added in to this infrastructure is now, if you're simply dating someone, you don't have to be in an actual marriage.
00:09:33.200
If you're dating someone and get into a domestic violence situation, you no longer have the right to carry a gun or a firearm.
00:09:44.220
FFL, it creates criminal penalties for straw purchases, right?
00:09:54.640
It also provides $750 million in grants to incentivize states to implement crisis intervention programs and provide roughly billions of dollars in federal funding to bolster mental health services for children and families and to harden schools.
00:10:09.460
And we all know what they're going to be using that money for.
00:10:14.700
Yeah, so not all of and I love how this article, too, they're also they don't address them as president.
00:10:22.160
But the Senate's measures does not go as far as what Mr. Biden has called for.
00:10:26.840
And it's significantly more narrow than the package of bills that passed the House last month or this month.
00:10:32.100
The legislation that they were trying to pass would have raised the minimum age to purchase a semi-automatic rifle from 18 to 21 and ban large capacity magazines.
00:10:43.100
It also incentivizes the safe storage of firearms and establishes requirements regulating the storage of guns on residential premises.
00:10:55.940
But I think people at the end of the day, they need to realize if people really knew and understood the importance and the obligation that they have to be, you know, to a loving Americans.
00:11:10.780
We would we wouldn't have these issues if people really understood what's got to happen here for it to become law.
00:11:26.960
Look, dude, I think anything that's passed right now needs to be taken with a grain of salt, because here's the truth.
00:11:32.880
Everybody that needs guns has them after the last two years.
00:11:38.420
The second thing is they have ammo to third thing is, you know, this isn't going to prevent anything.
00:11:45.280
This isn't going to prevent any school shooting.
00:11:50.380
This is not one less person will get killed because of these things.
00:12:01.040
When the when the government is back in control of actual patriotic Americans, all of these things will be pulled off.
00:12:06.880
This this has happened before when they passed the assault weapons ban and then it was repealed when when when patriotic Americans got back in power.
00:12:17.260
I'm not freaking out about it, but I will say that most Americans, even conservative Americans, have no fucking clue what the Second Amendment is really about.
00:12:25.440
They think it's about owning a fucking nine millimeter or a fucking 22 long rifle, AR 15 or something.
00:12:33.400
And the truth is, if we were really if we really honored the Second Amendment, we would civilians would be able to hold the same sort of power against the government.
00:12:43.380
The government holds against them, you know, whatever that looks like that.
00:12:47.800
But, you know, there are no safeguards against the the the amount of technology and weaponry that our own government may or may not be willing to use against us.
00:12:59.880
You know, so the real Second Amendment was meant to balance balance the power.
00:13:05.280
And I love when people say, oh, well, they didn't know about AR 15s because they all have muskets.
00:13:10.160
Had they known about tanks and airplanes and shit, they would have said, you guys get those, too.
00:13:15.180
So, you know, it's just, you know, there's a lot, dude, there's a lot of people in America that get their emotions of confused with the reality of why things exist the way they do.
00:13:24.320
And, you know, it sucks that there's bad people in the world.
00:13:29.740
That's why we can't have three letter agencies instigating people to do things.
00:13:34.820
That's why we can't have corruption in the court system.
00:13:38.660
That's why criminals must be held accountable and put away and removed from fucking society.
00:13:43.660
This is all shit that they've unwound in the last two years that normal people are paying the price for now.
00:13:54.400
I mean, dude, like it's the wrong argument to have with me.
00:13:57.420
I mean, because my beliefs of what people should be able to own or.
00:14:09.980
So, like, I try not to argue about things that like where where they're arguing a point that's so far away from the way that I think it should be.
00:14:17.980
Like, it's just like, yeah, you know, we got to get some patriots to understand the Constitution to run this country.
00:14:34.040
Very specific cheat sheet reminds Biden how to act.
00:14:37.420
President Biden on Thursday inadvertently held up a comical, detailed cheat sheet prepared by his staff instructing the gaffe prone leader of the free world to, quote, take your seat and to limit his remarks to two minutes.
00:14:52.940
A photographer snapped an image of the document when Biden held it up backward at a meeting with wind industry executives, which he attended after skipping his administration's morning meeting with oil companies about combatant record gas prices.
00:15:07.420
The prepared instructions for Biden, titled offshore wind drop by sequence of events, tell Biden to, quote, enter the Roosevelt Room and say hello to participants.
00:15:18.120
Then the paper says, quote, you in capital letters, take your seat.
00:15:23.520
The typed up note says that after reporters leave, quote, you give brief comments.
00:15:30.960
When reporters depart, quote, you ask Liz Shuler, president AFL-CIO, a question, and then you thank participants and you depart.
00:15:42.260
Biden's use of staff notes at events has been embarrassing before, such as last July when an aide scrawled, quote, sir, there is something on your chin.
00:15:51.620
Biden also held that note so it faced reporters and photographers.
00:15:54.360
Biden reportedly has bristled at staff attempting to control his message to the point that they even contradict his unexpected public utterances without checking him, checking with him.
00:16:08.560
Biden reportedly reminded staff that he's the president after they said he didn't mean what he said in March when he called for Russian president Vladimir Putin to be removed from power over Russia's invasion of Ukraine.
00:16:26.780
But if I close it up, Republicans often accuse a 79 year old president of being in mental decline.
00:16:33.040
Former President Donald Trump claimed ahead of the 2020 election that Biden was cognitively shot.
00:16:38.480
Here's a picture of the little cheat sheet that he had.
00:16:43.860
Look, man, it's it should scare the shit out of every American that that a man.
00:16:49.360
First of all, dude, I think they're confusing him, to be honest.
00:16:53.740
Like, I think his own staff, like, bro, if you give me a list like that and say, hey, go do this exactly.
00:16:59.660
And then my job was to go address whatever I fuck it up to.
00:17:05.800
That's not the best way to handle someone who's trying to go out and do what he's doing.
00:17:09.460
I just want to say that because I want to be fair.
00:17:13.940
You sit down two minutes of this, that man, fuck you.
00:17:20.400
That's a lot of shit for someone to remember who's 42 years old.
00:17:36.720
OK, it should scare everybody that we're at this level.
00:17:44.880
And this is a guy who has nuclear launch codes.
00:17:49.240
I do think that I think the conservative media, you know, way overblows his cognitive faults,
00:17:56.580
because if you watch anything outside of the clips.
00:18:01.020
And like, dude, look, I know it sounds like I'm saying nice shit, but I'm trying to be fair.
00:18:05.380
You know, like the truth is, like when you watch his whole clip, he isn't like so far gone.
00:18:10.860
They like the soundbites, just like the soundbites they make of them.
00:18:15.020
It's no different than what they did to fucking Trump.
00:18:17.320
I was about to say it's the same thing they did.
00:18:18.640
You know, it's it's unfortunate that we have a country full of people on the right or the left
00:18:24.200
that don't understand that we're all riding in the same boat and we should be rooting for people to do the right thing.
00:18:30.720
I think he's a traitor to our country because I think he's bought and paid for.
00:18:36.440
I think there's a lot of evidence that that's my personal opinion.
00:18:42.020
There's a lot of evidence that may become that conclusion.
00:18:44.480
I think in the long term that that will come out to be true.
00:18:46.940
But, you know, if he's that fucking cognitively impaired, why the fuck is he still president?
00:18:55.720
Why hasn't nobody fucking tried to put in the 25th?
00:18:58.580
Well, because, dude, the whole thing is, is that they're going to make this dude a scapegoat.
00:19:05.340
OK, and then the reality of the fucking statement about what he said in Belgium about fucking Russia or what was it?
00:19:15.800
He was in Poland talking about when he said they needed to remove Putin from power.
00:19:25.460
Because they knew that it was an overaggressive statement.
00:19:28.880
But the reason they told him to go up there and fucking say that was for the history books.
00:19:43.900
When they go out on the fucking courthouse steps after January 6th, where the only motherfucker that actually died was killed by them.
00:19:55.140
And he'll hold a candlelight vigil and act like the fucking whole place burnt the fuck down.
00:20:04.660
And we're sitting here watching it saying, what the fuck are they doing?
00:20:09.560
They're doing it for the next generation because, and what that should make you really wonder is what they plan on doing with us.
00:20:20.640
So when he said that shit, they knew what the fuck he was going to go up there and say.
00:20:25.040
He said it, then they walked it back because they want, they knew that people were pissed about it and nobody was with it.
00:20:32.620
And they said, oh no, that's not what he meant.
00:20:34.980
When in reality, they're the ones that told him to go up there and say that.
00:20:37.720
Well, and then he came back and said, no, that is what I meant.
00:20:39.620
Yes, but the point is, it's a show and you have to learn how to see the show.
00:20:58.100
They're standing there saying, Putin must be removed from power because they plan on doing that in some way, shape or form.
00:21:08.640
And they plan on the history book being written that America somehow saved the day.
00:21:14.720
But the message was too aggressive for Americans at the time.
00:21:23.280
They're crafting history in front of your fucking face.
00:21:26.400
OK, so when you think, oh, my God, I can't believe they're stupid.
00:21:33.760
Understand that these people have a they have fucking hundreds of years of practice at manipulating the entire fucking world.
00:21:59.180
Headline number two reads Department of Homeland Security is warning Catholic churches and pregnancy centers to be prepared for, quote, night of rage by pro abortion terrorist groups.
00:22:17.620
And I mean, I made it made a post this morning about the Roe v.
00:22:21.900
Now, and we've already said this on the show as well.
00:22:25.680
OK, but what I would like to address is the lack of action on our fucking intelligence services that know this shit and are going to do absolutely nothing about it.
00:22:42.680
They're going to unleash as much chaos as possible.
00:22:46.340
Even if you feel like you are mad about this, you shouldn't be out rioting over it.
00:22:51.520
First of all, I actually agree with the people.
00:22:55.480
And this is, you know, you guys all think I'm fucking far right.
00:23:12.560
And I have a hard time with people who bitched about being forced to take a vaccine about
00:23:19.100
my body, my choice, fucking bodily autonomy now turning around and saying the same shit
00:23:24.720
to the, like, this is, can we not see the hypocrisy in both sides here?
00:23:29.020
Can we not just see the fucking divisive, the intentional divisiveness of it?
00:23:37.880
And anybody who fucking falls for it is a fucking idiot.
00:23:44.860
You know, I understand people have their personal beliefs and I understand people have the religious
00:23:51.320
And I also understand that those people believe that they need to fight for those beliefs.
00:23:58.180
OK, but I also understand that this country is a sovereign nation where we are supposed to
00:24:06.580
be a melting pot of all different kinds of cultures to come together under the idea of
00:24:17.240
And by the way, I'm one of the people I just so we're understanding my position on this.
00:24:25.640
If you want to get an abortion, I don't fucking care.
00:24:30.160
Now that I've gotten older and I've started to learn, have a little bit different perspective.
00:24:34.320
You know, when I personally, you know, look at the abortion thing, I don't necessarily
00:24:39.120
think that there's many instances where it's really needed or justified.
00:24:44.480
Yes, there are less than one percent of the cases.
00:24:49.800
I don't think that there should be a government that's telling people what the fuck they should
00:24:57.260
I don't feel and people say, well, that's not their own body or the fucking is their own
00:25:10.900
You're not contributing to the problem of fucking, you know, parents that don't want their fucking
00:25:20.360
OK, so if these people feel so strongly about pro-life, they should be doing everything
00:25:25.820
If this is their issue, they're going to die on, which for me, this is an under the line
00:25:31.140
Meaning there are many issues above the line that I care about much more than this issue.
00:25:37.360
OK, I think that's the like and that's kind of where I'm at.
00:25:40.800
Like the way I look at this, whether you're pro or anti, I don't give a fuck.
00:25:46.440
You got to understand the fundamental of what's happening here.
00:25:48.640
Well, I think a big problem, too, DJ, is that there is now a pro-abortion group.
00:25:56.160
And like those people have made it seem very evil for a person who might be fucking dealing
00:26:05.540
with a situation that they just aren't equipped to deal with from making a decision.
00:26:10.360
And, you know, I don't like, dude, nobody's helping anybody with this.
00:26:16.940
And the truth of the matter is, is that this is a fucking country that is based on cultural
00:26:23.320
differences all coming together to agree to live under the idea of personal freedom.
00:26:30.300
And even though I can disagree and I don't think it's right, I don't think there should
00:26:39.340
And that's a, you know, that's a thought that people have to think before they speak, you
00:26:44.760
know, like very few people have the ability to to separate their own personal beliefs
00:26:53.940
If you look at the fundamental ruling on this, all it did was gave the power back to the
00:27:03.260
It's extremely important because the thing is, if people understood that.
00:27:07.960
Not a whole lot is really going to change with this ruling.
00:27:11.140
And for example, you look at the state like Utah, right?
00:27:19.500
You live in communities and cities and states with like-minded people, people who you share
00:27:27.300
But like Utah, for example, they have some really, really weird alcohol laws, right?
00:27:33.360
It's done on fucking 10 o'clock on Saturday, right?
00:27:49.340
So let's just say, like, because like right now, like I've seen a couple posts today from
00:27:53.260
like people that live in Texas and they're like, now all you liberal fucks can move back
00:28:06.380
And people who want to live more in that place move back to these places, which they won't
00:28:18.580
And let's say we become a nation of segregated thought processes.
00:28:24.860
That could be good or bad, but I would say that's probably going to be bad.
00:28:29.480
And the reason I say that is because that's how fucking civil wars start.
00:28:34.120
There's X amount of states that believe in slavery.
00:28:37.920
There's X amount of states that don't believe in slavery.
00:28:40.500
Then the states that don't team up against the states that do.
00:28:44.120
And so like that's where we're moving towards when we start to segregate it based upon state
00:28:58.520
And I think that lends our culture more to the cancel culture mindset of, well, if you're
00:29:07.400
And I think this whole thing, honestly, this whole fucking decision coming out at this time
00:29:18.380
I'm like, is the Roe v. Wade really affecting how much you're paying for gas right now or
00:29:22.540
your groceries or your fucking electricity bill or fucking any other 20 plus issues we
00:29:28.700
Like this decision, we have other shit we need to be fucking focused on.
00:29:33.700
And that's one thing that really pisses me off with like all the fucking conservative
00:29:37.320
It's like, oh, they're so like they're fucking like guys.
00:29:41.060
Like, did we like did we forget like what the fuck's happening right now?
00:29:46.760
But what does bother me is just like I said, like our intel services knowing this shit
00:29:52.300
Listen, I don't know that we could count on our intel services and our own government police.
00:29:58.080
Like, I don't feel like those people have even done their jobs.
00:30:02.820
We have so much evidence that these people that are calling the shots are not only compromised,
00:30:14.940
Like, so like what makes you think that this isn't a who knows, like what the fuck they're
00:30:26.600
And the two extreme movements of this country are tearing it apart.
00:30:38.240
And like, I, you know, I, you know, when I talk about this, I get a lot of fucking heat
00:30:43.040
from the people who typically like everything I say.
00:30:47.420
And like, you know, the government should be very small and very limited in what the fuck
00:30:53.800
And I don't think they're doing anything of what they're supposed to do for us.
00:30:57.840
Everything they've done is not nothing they've done has been in the interest of it.
00:31:01.300
And you can count on the media to make this worse and worse and worse.
00:31:04.020
And I think they're going to want, they want this to be the riots and all the shit.
00:31:07.920
And I really, you know, I really hope that people either don't do it.
00:31:13.240
And I hope that if it is done, those people are held accountable fucking sternly.
00:31:28.660
Well, guys, let's move on to our third and final headline.
00:31:34.020
This is, this is, this is an I told you so moment.
00:31:48.480
Dr. Oz appears to ditch Trump weeks after his narrow primary.
00:31:53.900
Oh, so this isn't a, this isn't a DJ I told you so.
00:32:23.160
And then we'll get into your, uh, we'll get into your credit delivering.
00:32:34.820
And, uh, this article, uh, reads the Republican nominee for us Senate in Pennsylvania, uh,
00:32:39.900
Pennsylvania, Mehmet Oz has started distancing himself, uh, from, and his campaign from former
00:32:47.520
Motherfucker, I know for sure there are more important headlines than this.
00:32:51.680
And I know for sure that you only selected it so we could tell, we could go.
00:33:04.120
So news of the silent changes, uh, to Oz's campaign branding was first reported by Axios.
00:33:10.640
Uh, the changes covered campaign, uh, advertisement on Oz's social media accounts.
00:33:15.240
The former president's decision to throw his support behind the television personality
00:33:19.380
proved to be controversial among Republicans and DJ causing division among some of the Trump's
00:33:27.460
Oz took full advantage of Trump's backing, highlighting it in multiple campaign advertisements
00:33:34.740
Even before Trump's endorsement, Oz had put out ads trying to portray himself as a political
00:33:39.680
outsider to the likes of Trump and, uh, of Trump and former president Ronald Reagan.
00:33:44.300
After Trump declared his support, Oz's references to Trump intensified in the weeks leading to
00:33:50.320
the primary election on May 17th, uh, quote, Trump was a near ubiquitous fixture in Oz's
00:33:57.200
The Axios, uh, report said multiple six second issue advertisements, uh, that followed Trump's
00:34:03.480
endorsement made sure to display in large texts at the beginning that Oz was quote endorsed
00:34:09.960
As of April 15th, Oz's Twitter page had a header image, uh, featuring an image of him
00:34:15.680
standing next to Trump and the words quote endorsed by Trump in the banner center, um,
00:34:22.940
But as of this Wednesday, the banner was replaced with, uh, one only having an image of Oz standing
00:34:30.460
next to the words, uh, quote, thank you, Pennsylvania.
00:34:33.760
Uh, quote, the endorsement is the first endorsement listed on our website.
00:34:39.200
And we changed the banner to thank Pennsylvanians after the recount was completed.
00:34:43.800
Brittany Yannick, a spokeswoman for Oz, sold quote, Oz's transition for the general election
00:34:52.060
Many Trump endorsed candidates have attempted to walk, embrace the former president where
00:34:57.240
it counts while keeping him at an arm's length in situations where his brand is toxic.
00:35:02.440
However, the report included, I told you motherfuckers, I told you motherfuckers, but we need, we
00:35:11.300
need a little, we need, we need a little wisdom though.
00:35:13.660
Because like, I mean, it's a real thing, right?
00:35:16.300
You said, you said, you said, yeah, he's a trojan horse.
00:35:20.080
And I think the clarity that we need from Andy Domus is like, how, how can we prevent one?
00:35:30.520
How can we prevent more of this type of shit from happening?
00:35:32.980
And then two, what are your ideas on some surefire ways to tell if somebody is a fucking trojan
00:35:38.180
Look, man, I think it's hard to tell because I think people are willing to like do the,
00:35:44.860
the news cycle so short and people's memories are so, or I'm sorry, the news, yeah, the news
00:35:50.560
cycle is so short and it moves so fast that, you know, people are willing to do this kind
00:35:59.120
of shit where they're willing to, um, basically pretend to be something that they're not just
00:36:09.380
At a time where a lot of Americans are also waking up as we call it and flipping to the
00:36:15.060
They can go right up inside of that little fucking movement.
00:36:20.800
I mean, I, I mean, we say it all the time, man.
00:36:23.140
Like when we talked about when we had Gritens on, like you got to get involved.
00:36:28.440
You got to go to these fucking Q and A's these fucking candidates are doing.
00:36:32.220
But then my personal opinion, uh, easy surefire way to fucking cut that out.
00:36:36.940
If you flipped, right, let's say you were blue and now you want to go red or whatever
00:36:44.340
Like, like there's been motherfuckers taking arrows consistently that have been fighting,
00:36:48.980
fucking speaking up when everybody's calling them out, getting all the fucking names that
00:36:53.920
I think we just stick with those people that are vetted and, you know, been there since a one
00:36:57.900
day one and not people that are just trying to ride the wave, um, and sneak in.
00:37:01.620
The move here was, you know, Oh, Oz can defeat the Democrat and Kathy Barnett can't.
00:37:10.980
It had, they ran hit pieces on that woman for three fucking days straight on Sean Hannity,
00:37:20.200
And then all the fucking, you know, Trump Trumpers that are close to his campaign all
00:37:29.800
When everybody else who's been in the fight hard on the ground level is saying, no,
00:37:39.200
My question is, do you like, and again, I mean, I'm not trying to toot Trump's horn,
00:37:46.240
I, what's the likelihood that he actually, like he knew exactly what was going to happen
00:37:50.300
And maybe this was just, you know, cause I, we do know this for a fact that there's,
00:37:53.640
there's people on Trump's staff right now that listen to really up.
00:37:57.840
What, what do you think he's like, I mean, do you think he knew what the fuck was going
00:38:03.900
I think there's a lot of people around him that are talk that don't understand what the
00:38:08.220
fuck is actually going on at the ground level because they're hanging out at fucking Mar-a-Lago
00:38:12.160
with white fucking pants all the time, acting like they're fucking, you know, the fucking
00:38:19.800
And like, there's a lot of people there that don't know what it's like happening on the
00:38:24.340
They don't know what's happening in the streets of fucking St. Louis, Missouri.
00:38:31.320
And I think there's some bad fucking strategy being dictated, uh, in, in, in that circle.
00:38:43.340
I thought the other woman was a much better selection.
00:38:47.000
I thought she was a real person that gave a fuck.
00:38:48.920
The last thing we need is more fucking big names that, uh, don't really represent the
00:38:54.200
people that are willing to be bought and paid for and do it.
00:39:02.880
Uh, I, I think that the other woman would have been able to win that, uh, election because
00:39:10.780
If Trump would have said, Hey, I endorse her, this woman.
00:39:13.120
But I mean, it's, you know, maybe, maybe next time when people say, Hey, don't fucking do
00:39:25.920
Like, you know, I, the, the strategy around the strategy around what's going on down there
00:39:36.080
So, um, you know, and that's going to fucking piss some people off, but it's the fucking
00:39:41.400
And like, if I sat down with a dude for a fucking hour, I tell him exactly what to fucking
00:39:47.420
But you know, whatever, man, I'm just, I'm tired of these people, these characters playing
00:39:54.180
a part to, to, and then to just get in power and betray our trust because dude, it's very
00:39:59.200
clear that the reason these politicians value these positions so much is because they have
00:40:04.640
total access to our tax dollars and they get plugged into the good old boy secret handshake
00:40:12.680
We have to have people that are in that are able to say no.
00:40:20.380
This is not represent my area that I came from.
00:40:22.760
This is not represent the people that I, I was elected by and people like this ain't going
00:40:37.740
We got our thumbs up headline where I show a headline and see they're going to get two
00:40:42.680
And with that being said, our thumbs up headline reads mysterious, hard object inside catfish
00:40:51.540
turns out to be a sex toy, uh, two Indiana fishermen got a secret toy surprise after one of them
00:40:58.680
caught a blue catfish on the Ohio river last week.
00:41:02.560
Um, you should say, uh, you should have seen the one that got away.
00:41:06.980
Uh, when Richard Kesser of Shelbyville, Indiana took his friend John hoop fishing on the Ohio
00:41:12.320
river last week, the goal was for hoop to land his first, uh, blue catfish.
00:41:17.180
Well, he did, uh, but this fish came with a secret toy surprise, a sex toy to be specific.
00:41:23.540
Uh, quote, we noticed when we got him in the boat, that his stomach was huge.
00:41:27.540
Uh, Kesser told Bloomington, Indiana Fox affiliate, uh, WXIN at first he assumed it was because of
00:41:38.220
It's common to find other fish, sometimes turtle muskrats and other animals.
00:41:42.400
He told the station, it wasn't until in the day, uh, later in the day that he actually
00:41:47.080
pressed down on the catfish abdomen, uh, and felt too hard objects that he knew couldn't
00:41:53.480
Uh, when they returned to Kesser's home and cut open the fish, they discovered what was
00:41:57.380
bulking up the fish's tummy, a foam ball, uh, part of another fish.
00:42:02.000
Oh, and a fairly large size dildo, uh, or as Kesser referred to it, the other object, uh,
00:42:09.080
Kesser posted photos of the catfish, um, and that other object on his Facebook page where
00:42:13.760
it, uh, immediately aroused her interest, uh, to the tune of more than 19,000 shares
00:42:19.300
It also created some challenges for him as a dad of a three-year-old girl.
00:42:23.200
Quote, when it came out, John, my wife and I started laughing.
00:42:26.460
He told, uh, he said, my wife immediately covered my daughter's eyes and turned her away
00:42:32.240
The daughter keeps asking what it is, but that's probably a conversation for a different time.
00:42:36.380
Uh, Kesser told HuffPost, uh, via Facebook that Hoop has the catfish, uh, but he didn't
00:42:41.760
think his fishing companion had been eaten yet.
00:42:44.060
Meanwhile, he still has the other object, uh, but probably not for much longer.
00:42:52.980
Again, guys, you can see this online, uh, on Andy for seller.com.
00:43:08.940
Hey man, even the catfish are weird in Indiana, man.
00:43:35.560
I don't know what it is, is you're just a bigot.
00:43:41.460
So, um, don't swallow huge black dildos at least all the way.
00:43:47.660
I think that's the lesson of the, uh, the story.
00:44:05.260
It tastes like, it tastes like dick or something.
00:44:31.920
Like, man, I caught, man, this tastes like ass, man.
00:44:35.440
Nah, dude, it's probably out here being like, I'm getting so much dick.
00:44:42.940
Look how happy he was, though, when he caught those things.
00:44:50.540
I guarantee you that motherfucker, I don't have any use for it.
00:44:53.220
No shit you don't, because you'd be out of business, brother.
00:44:57.580
That's at least a fucking eight-inch, nine-inch dildo, guys.
00:45:12.740
I would probably still eat the fish, so I'm giving a thumbs up.
00:45:29.320
See, bro, you ain't never really been hungry before.
00:45:40.340
Please share the show, and I'll see you next time.