REAL AF with Andy Frisella

00:00:00.000 What is up guys, it's Andy Priscilla and this is the show for the realists, say goodbye

00:00:20.720 to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking

00:00:25.400 reality guys. Today we have Andy and DJ cruise the motherfucking internet. That's what we're

00:00:33.760 going to do. We're going to cruise it. Cruising. Yeah. Keep going. Cruising the internet. Joe

00:00:42.020 spin that shit. Yeah. Joe can't make a hit out of that, bro. So anyhow, back to the show. This is CTI.

00:01:05.880 That stands for cruise the internet. What we do here is we throw up headlines. We make fun of them

00:01:12.360 and then we talk about what may be true, what may not be true. And then we talk about what the actual

00:01:18.720 underlying problem is in these headlines. And then sometimes when you tune in, we have Q and AF.

00:01:25.840 And that is where you submit the cues and I give the AFs. Now Q and AF is mainly about how to become

00:01:32.900 better at whatever it is that you do. Okay. So we have the problem over here in CTI. Then we got Q and

00:01:39.380 AF and that kind of makes like a peanut butter and jelly, like fix shit sandwich. All right. That's

00:01:45.300 what we try to do here. We try to create fix shit sandwiches. Uh, then sometimes whenever you tune

00:01:51.460 in and I'm feeling like yelling for 20 minutes, we do a real talk and that's where I like yell about

00:01:56.580 stuff. And you know, it's not really me yelling, but since you guys think that it's yelling,

00:02:00.880 I'm just going to say that I yell at you because you guys all say I yell at you anyway. Um,

00:02:05.940 what I do is I talk in a spirited tone, uh, the way that I would talk to myself and you get to hear

00:02:12.920 that internal dialogue. So that's what a real talk is. Then we have full length. Full length is where

00:02:18.020 we get a successful, interesting, uh, people that I know, friends of mine, people with differing

00:02:22.920 opinions. And we have discussions with the intent of breaking down, uh, whatever problem may be at

00:02:29.360 hand or also showing you how you can become successful, interesting, uh, and basically just

00:02:36.940 a high achieving human like them. So that's what the show's about, man. Uh, and we do so in a,

00:02:43.380 what I think is fucking hilarious manner. So that's what I do. And if you don't think it's

00:02:49.100 fucking hilarious too, there's plenty of other shows that are probably not as funny that you can

00:02:53.520 listen to. Anyway, I don't know any of you, but like, yeah, I don't either. I'm just saying

00:02:58.760 everybody's like, Oh, there's so, so many. Okay. Well, if there's so many other options,

00:03:03.100 then go to them and stop telling me about it. I don't give a fuck. So anyway, on with the show.

00:03:09.460 Let's get into it, man. And guys, remember if you want to see any of these pictures,

00:03:13.440 articles, links, videos, go to Andy for seller.com. We, uh, hyperlink all of the, uh, articles there.

00:03:18.960 And, uh, with that being said, let's get into this man. But first we, uh, we got something

00:03:22.780 coming over. We got breaking news, breaking news, breaking news headline guys. It's, uh,

00:03:28.960 just come out. This headline reads China's army releases video of military launching missile

00:03:34.380 strikes and attacks. And another warning to Nancy Pelosi as Taiwan cancels leave for soldiers to

00:03:40.780 prepare her for her trip tomorrow night. Um, so I know everybody's been following this. Um,

00:03:46.200 the Chinese people liberation army has issued another warning to Nancy Pelosi ahead of her

00:03:51.780 expected trip to Taiwan, uh, with the video simulating a missile strike aircraft carriers

00:03:57.100 advancing and fighter jets in formation. Uh, the video was posted on WeChat on Monday morning,

00:04:02.880 following reports, the United States house speaker will arrive in Taipei on Tuesday night. Uh,

00:04:08.460 despite Beijing warning, they could shoot her plane down and launch a military response. Uh,

00:04:14.160 senior Taiwanese government officials and the U S official both told CNN that the stop is on her

00:04:19.380 trip, even though it is not on her public itinerary. Um, so there's a lot here. Uh,

00:04:26.580 here's the quick video for you.

00:04:27.900 Oh,

00:04:28.900 Oh,

00:04:29.900 Oh,

00:04:30.900 Oh,

00:04:31.900 Oh,

00:04:32.900 Oh,

00:04:33.900 Oh,

00:04:34.900 Oh,

00:04:35.900 Oh,

00:04:36.900 Oh,

00:04:37.900 Oh,

00:04:38.900 Oh,

00:04:39.900 Oh,

00:04:40.900 Oh,

00:04:41.900 Oh,

00:04:42.900 Oh,

00:04:43.900 Oh,

00:04:44.160 It's like a top gun three.

00:04:56.420 Pretty bad.

00:04:56.980 It's not bad.

00:05:01.740 I mean,

00:05:02.340 look,

00:05:02.640 let's be real.

00:05:03.240 You can stop the video.

00:05:04.260 I mean,

00:05:04.540 this looks like a fucking,

00:05:05.720 this looks like one of our videos from like 10,

00:05:07.560 15 years ago.

00:05:08.340 Yeah.

00:05:08.960 It's the fuck.

00:05:09.500 It looks like,

00:05:10.000 you know,

00:05:11.000 now we got fucking,

00:05:12.020 we got,

00:05:12.540 uh,

00:05:13.000 you know,

00:05:13.620 fucking gender identity,

00:05:16.340 uh,

00:05:18.240 fucking LGBTQ LMNO fucking Z and doing Tik TOK dances in the army barracks.

00:05:25.140 Yeah.

00:05:25.660 Like bro drag shows at a fucking like,

00:05:28.380 dude,

00:05:28.680 I don't know at what point these Americans,

00:05:30.900 like you guys listening are going to realize how dangerous this actually fucking is.

00:05:36.360 I mean,

00:05:38.960 fuck,

00:05:39.500 dude.

00:05:39.920 No,

00:05:40.240 dude,

00:05:40.400 dude,

00:05:40.680 as far as shooting down Nancy Pelosi,

00:05:44.060 why are they going to shoot down their own,

00:05:45.200 their own fucking asset?

00:05:47.640 Yeah.

00:05:48.180 That doesn't make sense.

00:05:50.120 I don't do.

00:05:50.760 I,

00:05:51.080 that's what I can't make.

00:05:52.320 I can't really make sense of that,

00:05:53.480 man,

00:05:53.640 because like,

00:05:54.060 there's so much,

00:05:55.000 but like what I do know is that the,

00:05:57.240 the Chinese,

00:05:58.100 they have,

00:05:59.160 they have,

00:05:59.380 they just activated their fucking naval fleet.

00:06:01.180 People have to,

00:06:01.580 you have to realize too.

00:06:02.900 Okay.

00:06:03.180 I want,

00:06:03.620 I want people to realize this.

00:06:04.780 Like our fucking military is still fucking really bad-ass.

00:06:08.520 For sure.

00:06:09.340 Like they,

00:06:10.320 they make some weak leadership right now.

00:06:12.100 Yeah.

00:06:12.280 But also it's intentionally showing weakness.

00:06:15.960 They're intentionally making America look weak as possible.

00:06:19.800 Okay.

00:06:20.240 They need us to look as weak as possible because they need to embolden the

00:06:23.800 people to go against us as well.

00:06:26.000 Yeah.

00:06:26.640 All right.

00:06:27.040 Like,

00:06:27.620 so they understand that there's still a lot of power here.

00:06:32.120 It's a perception game.

00:06:33.960 All right.

00:06:34.920 And so part of this whole fucking thing is to make us look like shit and

00:06:40.860 look,

00:06:41.760 the curtain's been lifted.

00:06:43.100 They're not really this or that or this,

00:06:45.320 you know,

00:06:46.000 and to embolden them and weaken us.

00:06:47.920 Like that's the point.

00:06:49.360 It's to lower the brand equity of the United States in the eyes of every

00:06:53.680 other country on the planet so that they can now see America as just

00:06:57.940 another country and not as a superpower.

00:07:00.380 Like it has always been known.

00:07:02.680 So that they can quote unquote have their,

00:07:06.200 you know,

00:07:07.060 know their place in the world order.

00:07:09.160 You see what I'm saying?

00:07:09.940 They can't have what they want with a,

00:07:13.240 with the United States as a superpower.

00:07:14.840 Yeah.

00:07:15.220 They can't have what they want with the standard of living in the United

00:07:18.600 States being that much better than every other country on the planet.

00:07:22.580 That's a,

00:07:23.160 that's a big,

00:07:23.780 big,

00:07:23.880 yeah,

00:07:24.120 I know.

00:07:24.540 I've been saying it for fucking years,

00:07:26.300 bro.

00:07:26.540 People don't get it.

00:07:27.580 Yeah.

00:07:28.440 You,

00:07:28.780 they,

00:07:29.580 they over there want us to be like them.

00:07:33.460 They don't want to be like us.

00:07:37.800 Fuck.

00:07:38.740 Like,

00:07:39.120 and they're doing it right in front of your fucking faces and you still want

00:07:41.800 to argue about fucking Democrat and Republican.

00:07:44.240 Yeah.

00:07:47.820 Yeah.

00:07:48.220 I don't,

00:07:48.780 it's hard to really make sense.

00:07:50.100 And I just saw the white house put out a statement and they just said that

00:07:52.720 they do not recognize Taiwan independence.

00:07:56.180 So it was like,

00:07:56.840 to me,

00:07:57.080 that's kind of like a back down from,

00:07:58.700 I mean,

00:07:58.840 they're,

00:07:59.100 they're supposed to be our fucking ally.

00:08:00.460 You know what I'm saying?

00:08:01.020 And now you're saying you're not,

00:08:01.800 you don't even,

00:08:02.200 we don't recognize their independence.

00:08:03.160 Well,

00:08:03.280 like I said,

00:08:03.880 dude,

00:08:04.260 I,

00:08:04.600 I fucking am pretty sure they're just going to let them have it.

00:08:10.300 Yeah.

00:08:12.440 So if I was in Taiwan,

00:08:16.000 I don't know how I feel about that.

00:08:18.780 Yeah.

00:08:19.440 I'd probably be really happy or really fucking shit my pants.

00:08:23.520 Yeah.

00:08:24.140 You know what I'm saying?

00:08:25.560 So that's real,

00:08:27.100 man.

00:08:27.480 Yeah.

00:08:30.040 Yeah.

00:08:30.780 Well,

00:08:31.240 that was our breaking news guys.

00:08:32.560 Uh,

00:08:33.000 moving right along,

00:08:34.020 uh,

00:08:34.560 to headline number one,

00:08:35.740 headline number one reads,

00:08:36.560 banana boat recall sunscreen product after detecting cancer,

00:08:41.900 causing chemicals.

00:08:43.340 Andy Domis.

00:08:44.560 Hello,

00:08:45.240 sir.

00:08:45.520 How are you?

00:08:46.020 Who said this?

00:08:46.960 Who said this shit?

00:08:48.360 What was that guy's name?

00:08:50.360 Andy Quincella.

00:08:51.220 Yeah.

00:08:51.680 Yeah.

00:08:53.080 Randy Quincella.

00:08:54.020 Randy Quincella.

00:08:54.940 Yeah.

00:08:55.180 Yeah.

00:08:56.000 Yeah.

00:08:56.240 Holy shit.

00:08:57.640 Yeah.

00:08:57.820 So we got Andy Dom is joining us here.

00:08:59.580 Uh,

00:09:00.020 but yeah,

00:09:01.240 so,

00:09:01.440 so,

00:09:01.620 okay.

00:09:02.160 And people will say,

00:09:03.000 well,

00:09:03.100 how did you,

00:09:04.340 how did you come up with that conclusion?

00:09:05.940 Well,

00:09:06.240 if you look back to when skin cancer started becoming a thing,

00:09:09.100 it coincided with the same time they started coming out with sunscreen.

00:09:11.700 It's a,

00:09:12.200 it's a,

00:09:12.400 yeah,

00:09:12.740 that's a big coincidence.

00:09:15.320 Big,

00:09:15.800 big,

00:09:15.940 big,

00:09:15.960 I mean,

00:09:16.300 fuck man.

00:09:16.900 We can't be this stupid.

00:09:19.320 Yeah.

00:09:19.960 Yeah.

00:09:20.440 So the,

00:09:20.960 so the article reads that,

00:09:22.080 um,

00:09:22.460 the maker of banana boat sunscreen announced on Friday.

00:09:25.660 It has voluntarily recalled three batches of its hair and scalp sunscreen spray,

00:09:31.180 uh,

00:09:31.500 SPF 30.

00:09:32.620 After finding some samples of the product contain trace levels of a cancer causing chemical,

00:09:37.740 uh,

00:09:38.340 Edgewell personal care company,

00:09:39.800 which submitted the announcement to the USDA,

00:09:41.760 uh,

00:09:42.760 said in an internal review reported that some product samples contained a human carcinogen known as benzene.

00:09:49.240 Uh,

00:09:49.760 the batches were set to expire in December,

00:09:51.860 2022,

00:09:53.140 uh,

00:09:53.420 February,

00:09:53.940 2023 and April,

00:09:55.860 2024,

00:09:56.360 um,

00:09:57.540 quote,

00:09:58.020 importantly,

00:09:59.860 no other batches of hair and scalp,

00:10:01.760 either before or after the impacted,

00:10:04.080 uh,

00:10:04.820 production batches and no other banana boat products are in the scope of this recall may continue to be used by consumers safely as intended.

00:10:13.280 Um,

00:10:13.800 a spokesperson from the company said,

00:10:15.840 um,

00:10:16.560 they also continued.

00:10:18.840 They said,

00:10:19.200 uh,

00:10:19.380 that exposure to benzene can occur by inhalation orally or through the skin,

00:10:24.160 and it potentially can result in cancers,

00:10:26.160 including leukemia and blood cancer of the bone marrow and blood disorders,

00:10:30.660 which would be life threatening.

00:10:31.760 Yeah.

00:10:32.140 That's what they're telling.

00:10:34.460 That's what we know.

00:10:38.540 All we have to do is go back and look at the,

00:10:41.500 at the exact time when,

00:10:42.920 when this started getting pushed to see what happened with the correlating sicknesses,

00:10:47.920 like throat,

00:10:48.660 there's a direct correlation.

00:10:49.760 That's enough for me.

00:10:50.540 Yeah.

00:10:51.160 Okay.

00:10:51.400 I don't use the shit.

00:10:52.640 No,

00:10:53.160 now maybe I'm making a big mistake.

00:10:54.720 I don't know.

00:10:56.040 There's people all over the fucking planet.

00:10:58.100 They ain't ever put a motherfucking sunscreen on their skin.

00:11:00.940 They seem to be fucking fine.

00:11:02.580 We just fine.

00:11:04.140 Holy fuck,

00:11:05.200 dude.

00:11:05.580 Yeah.

00:11:05.720 So I went to,

00:11:06.300 I went to the,

00:11:06.920 uh,

00:11:07.300 man,

00:11:07.880 you know what?

00:11:08.400 Here's the truth.

00:11:09.400 I've seen enough shit in the last couple of years where I've really started to see shit

00:11:12.940 clearly that I don't know what to believe.

00:11:15.600 So I don't know.

00:11:16.620 I don't trust it.

00:11:18.140 I can only make decisions around what I personally do and do not trust.

00:11:22.980 I don't use the shit.

00:11:24.120 Yeah.

00:11:25.220 Now maybe,

00:11:25.980 maybe I'll die from that.

00:11:27.220 I don't know,

00:11:28.120 but I'm,

00:11:29.560 I'm,

00:11:30.660 I don't trust these motherfuckers.

00:11:32.380 Yeah.

00:11:33.500 I mean,

00:11:33.820 so,

00:11:34.120 I mean,

00:11:34.400 I was,

00:11:34.820 so this is from the,

00:11:35.760 uh,

00:11:35.980 the CDC's website,

00:11:36.980 uh,

00:11:38.080 saying where benzene is found and how it's used.

00:11:40.420 And they're saying,

00:11:40.880 you know,

00:11:41.020 it's widely used in the U S it's,

00:11:42.680 uh,

00:11:43.240 ranks in the top 20 chemicals for production.

00:11:46.140 Um,

00:11:47.180 some of the industries that,

00:11:48.340 uh,

00:11:48.560 that use it,

00:11:49.060 that is used to make some type of lubricants,

00:11:51.020 uh,

00:11:51.460 rubbers,

00:11:52.100 dyes,

00:11:52.580 detergents,

00:11:53.440 drugs,

00:11:53.760 and pesticides.

00:11:54.500 Right.

00:11:55.500 Um,

00:11:55.860 and they say,

00:11:56.600 you know,

00:11:56.980 that in,

00:11:58.000 uh,

00:11:58.440 you know,

00:11:58.720 small doses,

00:11:59.620 it's okay.

00:12:00.160 Right.

00:12:00.480 But the,

00:12:00.900 my question is if it's in fucking everything,

00:12:03.140 you know what I'm saying?

00:12:04.800 Like how much are we actually taken in?

00:12:07.340 You know what I'm saying?

00:12:07.920 Like these are some of the symptoms that you can get from having overexposure to benzene,

00:12:11.700 drowsiness,

00:12:12.360 dizziness,

00:12:13.300 uh,

00:12:13.540 rapid or irregular heartbeat,

00:12:14.880 headaches,

00:12:15.400 tremors,

00:12:15.800 confusion.

00:12:16.420 Okay.

00:12:16.900 Hold on,

00:12:17.420 dude.

00:12:18.900 Listen,

00:12:21.260 I,

00:12:23.760 how do we know that it's not like,

00:12:27.860 this is just one they're telling us about.

00:12:30.000 Right.

00:12:30.640 At this point in time.

00:12:33.840 Right.

00:12:35.280 Do you understand what I'm saying?

00:12:36.960 So like to get all upset about one thing when there's 50 other things,

00:12:41.200 like we need to be asking bigger questions.

00:12:45.560 Otherwise the truth will never come out.

00:12:48.780 You see what I'm saying?

00:12:49.820 Yeah.

00:12:50.280 Yeah.

00:12:50.960 So like,

00:12:51.520 dude,

00:12:51.900 they give us just enough to shut up in my opinion.

00:12:54.780 Yeah.

00:12:55.220 And then continue with the play.

00:12:56.760 Yeah.

00:12:57.580 Which is make us fucking sick,

00:12:59.200 which is make us weak,

00:13:00.180 which is make us dumb,

00:13:01.200 which is make us apathetic to our own fucking community,

00:13:03.980 our own government to make us divided from our neighbors based off skin color,

00:13:08.260 our political affiliation,

00:13:09.840 uh,

00:13:10.500 who we like to fuck.

00:13:11.580 Like it doesn't make fucking sense.

00:13:14.360 And bro,

00:13:15.100 we don't deserve to live in a,

00:13:16.760 in a,

00:13:17.120 in an environment here in America,

00:13:18.800 which is supposed to be free,

00:13:20.620 uh,

00:13:21.800 under that kind of pressure and division,

00:13:23.820 intentional fucking abuse day in and day out.

00:13:26.940 It's fucking wrong.

00:13:28.440 And so like,

00:13:29.260 this is just a representation of a bigger problem.

00:13:31.820 And the bigger problem is this,

00:13:33.300 how much have they intentionally tried to fuck us over?

00:13:36.920 How much have they fucking hurt us?

00:13:41.820 What things have they done to us to keep us from realizing what we're fucking

00:13:45.560 actually capable of and who we are?

00:13:47.920 What are they lying to us about?

00:13:49.880 Yeah.

00:13:50.460 These things need to come to light and it's not conspiracy shit.

00:13:55.920 Okay.

00:13:56.540 We are far more capable of things.

00:13:59.080 I am 100% certain than what they tell us we are.

00:14:03.660 I know because I've seen it in my fucking life.

00:14:06.920 Over and over and over again.

00:14:08.860 You've been around me for two fucking years,

00:14:11.100 bro.

00:14:12.660 The shit a fucking accident or is it not?

00:14:14.540 No.

00:14:15.760 Okay.

00:14:16.320 Like,

00:14:16.640 dude,

00:14:16.840 I fit,

00:14:17.320 there's some things about this world that we are not supposed to find out.

00:14:22.380 That's wrong.

00:14:23.840 Yeah.

00:14:24.620 We deserve to know who the fuck we are and what we're actually about and the

00:14:28.240 shit that they know.

00:14:28.980 We deserve to know where we fit in the hierarchy of the,

00:14:32.600 and you know,

00:14:33.220 the,

00:14:33.420 the,

00:14:34.160 the,

00:14:34.500 the fucking beings.

00:14:37.400 You know what I'm saying?

00:14:39.980 Like,

00:14:40.440 bro,

00:14:40.640 this is,

00:14:41.320 this is just another fucking thing.

00:14:44.960 But it's conspiracy theory.

00:14:49.460 Right.

00:14:49.660 And I'm crazy.

00:14:51.680 Dude,

00:14:52.140 I don't give a fuck if you think I'm fucking crazy.

00:14:54.940 That's the thing.

00:14:55.500 Like,

00:14:55.580 you guys just go ahead and keep living in your fucking,

00:14:57.880 you know,

00:14:59.020 odds with each other over trivial,

00:15:01.400 stupid ass shit.

00:15:02.900 And I'll go be fucking rich motherfucker on the beach,

00:15:05.120 dude.

00:15:05.380 And I'll understand.

00:15:05.940 I don't give a fuck.

00:15:07.260 But like,

00:15:07.840 bro,

00:15:08.000 I'm getting tired of talking about it.

00:15:10.260 Like,

00:15:10.660 it's fucking like,

00:15:12.160 bro,

00:15:12.480 you guys want to stay,

00:15:13.780 you want to go live in the metaverse,

00:15:15.080 go fucking live in the metaverse,

00:15:16.460 bro.

00:15:17.620 You're a fucking idiot.

00:15:21.060 You know what I'm saying?

00:15:22.060 I think that,

00:15:22.480 I mean,

00:15:22.680 yeah.

00:15:23.000 Like,

00:15:23.220 bro,

00:15:23.380 you're,

00:15:23.560 you're defeating your entire human experience.

00:15:28.660 You're giving to these fucking tech people.

00:15:32.780 Like in your way,

00:15:33.800 like the amount of your life and the way that it was supposed to be lived is not

00:15:38.600 being lived.

00:15:40.260 It's being given away.

00:15:41.840 Yeah.

00:15:42.820 And with the agenda of higher agenda to control everything about you so that we

00:15:47.920 can profit the most off of you.

00:15:50.700 That's not fucking okay.

00:15:55.540 At least in my book,

00:15:56.880 dude.

00:15:57.260 No.

00:15:57.620 Yeah.

00:15:57.900 I mean,

00:15:58.860 I did.

00:15:59.240 I,

00:15:59.440 I believe we're actually already in the fucking metaverse,

00:16:01.720 man.

00:16:02.500 If you really think about it,

00:16:03.460 they control every aspect of every,

00:16:05.100 everything that we do on a daily basis from the,

00:16:07.220 from,

00:16:07.520 from the shit you see.

00:16:08.400 We spend fucking seven hours a day staring at a mother fucking piece of

00:16:12.460 plastic.

00:16:14.120 That's what I'm saying.

00:16:14.940 Bro,

00:16:15.140 take the fucking info off your screen.

00:16:17.740 Try to spend seven hours a day looking at your fucking phone.

00:16:20.740 Right.

00:16:21.040 Turn your phone around and look at the back of it for seven hours a day.

00:16:23.500 You'll realize how fucked up that is.

00:16:27.180 It takes away from our relationships.

00:16:29.280 It takes away from our experience.

00:16:31.280 It takes away from our understanding of the world.

00:16:33.760 It takes away from our reality.

00:16:35.540 It fucking hurts us mentally.

00:16:37.240 It limits us from understanding.

00:16:39.920 Now it does a lot of good things too,

00:16:41.360 bro.

00:16:41.700 For sure.

00:16:42.120 Like I wouldn't have this audience.

00:16:44.120 We,

00:16:44.340 I wouldn't even have the business without these things.

00:16:46.780 That's the communication.

00:16:47.820 But dude,

00:16:48.280 it all depends on how we choose to use the shit.

00:16:53.020 Dude,

00:16:53.460 I was,

00:16:53.760 I was listening to this,

00:16:54.760 this,

00:16:55.020 and giving more of our fucking attention to this fake world.

00:17:00.980 To me,

00:17:02.080 it's almost criminal.

00:17:04.920 Yeah,

00:17:05.280 no,

00:17:05.540 no,

00:17:05.800 100%.

00:17:07.240 100%.

00:17:07.960 I was listening to this.

00:17:08.920 I can't think of her name.

00:17:10.260 She's a psychologist,

00:17:11.060 but she was talking like,

00:17:13.100 have you guys noticed like when,

00:17:14.620 when you see the fights and shit happening,

00:17:16.360 right?

00:17:16.640 And people would start pulling,

00:17:17.660 you know,

00:17:17.860 pull out the phones,

00:17:18.520 they start recording,

00:17:19.300 right?

00:17:20.120 Or like there's gunshots going off and people take out the phones to start

00:17:22.900 recording,

00:17:23.400 right?

00:17:23.620 Like this technology,

00:17:26.280 our phones,

00:17:26.920 these devices we have,

00:17:28.040 they completely remove you physically from the physical world.

00:17:32.660 And people have no idea,

00:17:34.240 right?

00:17:34.460 Like it's,

00:17:34.880 it's cognitive dissonance at the fucking,

00:17:36.880 like extreme physical,

00:17:38.160 like level.

00:17:39.240 Yeah.

00:17:39.460 In the moment,

00:17:40.120 like in the moment.

00:17:41.060 Right.

00:17:41.340 And like to the point where there's fucking gunshots going off and you're

00:17:44.180 looking at the people running through the phone,

00:17:46.800 through the screen.

00:17:47.400 And like you're in your mind now,

00:17:49.000 you're not there.

00:17:49.740 You're just again,

00:17:50.380 watching it on the fucking screen,

00:17:52.100 which is why people don't fucking run and shit when shit's going down.

00:17:55.380 Right.

00:17:55.800 They,

00:17:55.940 they record the shit,

00:17:56.820 they see it through their phone.

00:17:57.720 And so it removes them from the physical,

00:17:59.640 like bro,

00:17:59.920 bro,

00:18:00.280 the shit's crazy.

00:18:03.260 Bro,

00:18:03.720 and we won't,

00:18:04.280 and they want more of it.

00:18:07.320 It's crazy.

00:18:08.200 I know.

00:18:08.660 I,

00:18:08.900 I know.

00:18:10.000 I know.

00:18:10.740 They want more of it.

00:18:12.540 They want,

00:18:13.460 they want more.

00:18:15.820 They don't even want more,

00:18:17.160 bro.

00:18:18.140 They want fucking everything.

00:18:19.640 They want it all.

00:18:21.780 And some of you motherfuckers will give it to them.

00:18:23.480 That's the fuck.

00:18:24.200 I'm not.

00:18:24.880 I can tell you right.

00:18:25.980 Fucking now,

00:18:26.460 it ain't going to happen.

00:18:28.320 Not for me.

00:18:29.540 No.

00:18:32.980 It's real.

00:18:34.380 You know,

00:18:34.880 it's funny too.

00:18:35.880 Before we move on to the next one.

00:18:37.540 I was,

00:18:38.220 um,

00:18:39.580 I took,

00:18:40.140 uh,

00:18:40.380 Ryan to,

00:18:41.300 to like on a daddy daughter,

00:18:42.440 a little brunch thing Saturday morning.

00:18:44.420 And,

00:18:44.880 uh,

00:18:45.460 I'm sitting there and like Ryan's been all cute and shit.

00:18:47.500 She's sitting there.

00:18:48.140 And then this family comes in,

00:18:49.460 they have this little boy.

00:18:50.260 He's probably like four or five.

00:18:52.060 He's acting a motherfucking fool.

00:18:54.120 Right.

00:18:54.600 Like clowning.

00:18:55.620 Okay.

00:18:56.040 Ryan's just sitting there being all sweet and shit.

00:18:57.680 And they're trying to do everything.

00:18:59.580 They're trying to give him tablets,

00:19:00.600 give him this phone,

00:19:01.380 like give him all this shit.

00:19:02.380 I'm just sitting there looking.

00:19:03.340 Right.

00:19:04.280 And so the mom looks over me and she's like,

00:19:06.280 you know,

00:19:06.620 she's like,

00:19:07.500 Oh,

00:19:07.740 tell me your secret.

00:19:09.140 And I was like,

00:19:09.920 I beat her fucking ass.

00:19:12.780 No,

00:19:13.120 but like,

00:19:13.420 you know,

00:19:13.580 like,

00:19:13.760 like I see it,

00:19:14.780 bro.

00:19:14.880 Like,

00:19:15.080 like even the parents with these kids,

00:19:16.540 they try to just give them this fucking phone to shut them up.

00:19:18.600 It's like,

00:19:18.900 I don't,

00:19:19.140 I don't get it.

00:19:20.380 Like,

00:19:20.560 how about you just be present with the fucking,

00:19:22.260 you know what I'm saying?

00:19:22.700 Like,

00:19:23.520 listen,

00:19:23.800 man,

00:19:24.040 there's some things in culture that need to revert back to the old ways.

00:19:27.600 That's the truth.

00:19:30.020 It has to,

00:19:30.760 man.

00:19:30.960 Yeah.

00:19:31.720 And this fucking putting your kid in a corner shit,

00:19:34.300 you know,

00:19:35.680 and all this shit,

00:19:36.400 it ain't,

00:19:36.600 it ain't the fucking way.

00:19:37.980 Look what the fuck it did.

00:19:40.300 I'm sorry to say it.

00:19:41.540 You know what?

00:19:42.040 And if I don't have kids and you're right,

00:19:43.520 I don't have them.

00:19:44.500 But if I did,

00:19:45.980 they'd be getting asses deep.

00:19:47.060 I'm saying.

00:19:47.640 Yeah.

00:19:48.080 Isn't that funny?

00:19:48.720 How like all the,

00:19:49.480 the people who,

00:19:50.620 I don't give a fuck.

00:19:51.520 Pretty successful.

00:19:52.240 Like if you ask him,

00:19:53.020 they'll tell you they got their ass.

00:19:54.040 I fucking got my ass beat.

00:19:55.600 All the people that are causing all the bullshit right now.

00:19:57.700 Fucking thankful I am.

00:19:58.700 I fucking got my ass beat by both my parents.

00:20:00.940 Yeah.

00:20:01.140 I definitely wasn't in the moment,

00:20:02.460 but like I am now,

00:20:03.500 you know what I'm saying?

00:20:04.440 Like,

00:20:05.260 but like,

00:20:05.500 look at all the fucking people causing all their shit.

00:20:07.460 Those are the motherfuckers that just had time out.

00:20:09.240 Like you can,

00:20:09.980 like there's a,

00:20:10.460 there's an obvious fucking difference here.

00:20:12.140 Yeah.

00:20:13.060 So.

00:20:14.200 All right,

00:20:14.600 guys,

00:20:14.840 I was held on number one.

00:20:15.640 They were never allowed to,

00:20:16.760 they were,

00:20:17.040 those kids were never allowed to lose.

00:20:19.080 They were never,

00:20:19.980 every time they threw a tantrum,

00:20:21.280 they got their way.

00:20:22.500 You know,

00:20:23.060 like bro,

00:20:23.720 these,

00:20:24.160 this is what it produces.

00:20:26.340 I talked about this fucking 2015,

00:20:28.980 dude.

00:20:29.400 No.

00:20:29.700 On the fucking show.

00:20:31.040 And I said,

00:20:31.740 dude,

00:20:31.900 wait till these kids hit the real world.

00:20:33.600 Wait to see what happens.

00:20:35.480 Real world's going to stop on their fucking face.

00:20:37.720 And that's going to happen.

00:20:39.120 Let's see if their tantrum works then.

00:20:40.900 That's still going to happen.

00:20:42.420 Yeah.

00:20:43.600 Like we're already seeing the reversal of culture.

00:20:45.960 So what happens when the culture reverses back to,

00:20:48.860 to where it's going to go?

00:20:50.360 And these people are just out there.

00:20:52.500 Yeah.

00:20:55.620 Yeah.

00:20:57.500 A fucking entire generation and a half of failed parenting strategies,

00:21:06.580 bro.

00:21:08.460 Intentionally inserted into our,

00:21:09.920 into our society for communist reasons.

00:21:14.560 Yeah.

00:21:14.800 That's,

00:21:15.240 that's what it is.

00:21:15.960 Guys,

00:21:16.680 moving on to headline number two.

00:21:19.580 And I'm two reads.

00:21:21.220 George Soros defends radical prosecutors in wall street journal op-ed.

00:21:26.860 What's he saying?

00:21:28.320 So the article reads billionaire left wing mega donor.

00:21:32.440 George Soros has written an op-ed in the wall street journal,

00:21:35.500 justifying his support for electing radical prosecutors across the country

00:21:39.920 amid a rise in violent crime and recall elections by angry urban residents.

00:21:45.100 Uh,

00:21:45.780 so since 2018 Soros has been responsible for electing dozens of prosecutors in big city jurisdictions,

00:21:53.140 often ousting centrist Democrats.

00:21:55.460 Their arrival has been accompanied by spikes in violent crime and social disorder prompting an urban exodus.

00:22:02.280 Um,

00:22:03.100 here's a support headline real quick.

00:22:04.280 Here's a support headline real quick.

00:22:04.620 Uh,

00:22:05.200 just to give you some type of perspective on this.

00:22:07.520 Soros prosecutors run half of America's largest jurisdictions.

00:22:12.240 The Democratic mega donor funneled more than $40 million to elect 75 prosecutors in the last 10 years.

00:22:20.380 Okay.

00:22:21.280 So that's just a little background.

00:22:23.000 All right.

00:22:23.860 Um,

00:22:24.120 but the article continues in June voters in the left wing stronghold of San Francisco outed a radical process,

00:22:29.740 uh,

00:22:29.940 prosecutor Chelsea Bodine in a rare recall vote.

00:22:32.940 Now voters in Los Angeles are opposed to hold a similar recall election to out Soros back prosecutor,

00:22:38.800 George Gascon.

00:22:39.640 Um,

00:22:40.400 in his op-ed Soros attempts to defend his support for what he calls quote reform prosecutors describing the quote false choice between justice by which he means left wing,

00:22:51.260 uh,

00:22:52.000 social justice,

00:22:52.940 um,

00:22:53.540 and land public safety.

00:22:54.640 He says,

00:22:55.220 quote,

00:22:55.860 we need to acknowledge that black people in the U S are five times as likely to be sent to jail as white people.

00:23:03.040 That is an injustice that undermines our democracy.

00:23:07.740 Um,

00:23:09.640 our democracy.

00:23:10.720 He's not even a fucking American citizen.

00:23:12.580 Okay.

00:23:13.480 Um,

00:23:14.520 and side comment too.

00:23:15.640 Maybe we wouldn't,

00:23:16.560 you know,

00:23:17.280 be sent to jail five times as likely we didn't commit five times the amount of crime,

00:23:20.200 but I mean,

00:23:20.520 that's neither here nor there.

00:23:22.020 Um,

00:23:22.520 but he continues.

00:23:23.600 Look,

00:23:23.820 there's an argument to be made there.

00:23:26.100 The truth is on that scenario,

00:23:27.920 there,

00:23:28.460 there's an argument to be made there that those fucking,

00:23:31.160 those neighborhoods have been fucking left behind.

00:23:35.220 Yeah,

00:23:35.580 for sure.

00:23:36.000 I don't fuck that.

00:23:36.840 So like the,

00:23:37.500 like there's a fucking middle ground here.

00:23:39.640 People say,

00:23:40.620 Oh,

00:23:41.420 you know,

00:23:41.860 we can't put them in jail.

00:23:43.020 Motherfucker.

00:23:43.500 You're fucking killing people.

00:23:45.180 We got the highest fucking murder rates.

00:23:47.080 We've had fucking 30 fucking years.

00:23:48.840 If not ever.

00:23:49.740 No.

00:23:50.280 Okay.

00:23:50.600 You know,

00:23:51.420 tons of innocent families are fucking destroyed by this crime.

00:23:55.140 We have to deal with it.

00:23:56.860 Okay.

00:23:57.600 Now on the flip side of that,

00:23:59.980 why is all the crime?

00:24:02.680 Well,

00:24:03.000 because there's extreme poverty.

00:24:04.920 Okay.

00:24:05.380 that means that there's a cultural issue in the culture there that needs to be addressed and also backed up by true financing and funds and programs that are actually designed to help.

00:24:17.540 These people in these neighborhoods,

00:24:18.720 not just pretend to help.

00:24:21.460 Right.

00:24:21.600 Not just the promise.

00:24:22.720 Right.

00:24:23.120 Yeah.

00:24:23.620 So there's real issues that to be talked about.

00:24:26.820 The problem is,

00:24:27.700 is that this motherfucker and all the media and everybody else wants to politicize this issue.

00:24:34.600 Okay.

00:24:35.040 If we want to ever actually solve it,

00:24:37.000 we have to address the fucking facts of the matter.

00:24:39.640 And it starts with enforcing the crime.

00:24:42.380 There,

00:24:42.880 there has to be fucking,

00:24:44.460 there has,

00:24:45.460 the first thing that has to happen and people are going to have a hard time stomaching this,

00:24:49.160 but if you want to restore order in this country,

00:24:51.220 you have to go super fucking harsh on crime.

00:24:53.940 Yeah.

00:24:54.340 If you want civility.

00:24:55.580 Yeah.

00:24:56.760 So,

00:24:57.160 you know,

00:24:59.480 I fucking think that 98% of America agrees with that and is for that.

00:25:03.640 They're tired.

00:25:04.300 It's touching people.

00:25:05.300 Now people,

00:25:05.940 it's no longer this moral argument in the pillar towers or the ivory towers of the fucking

00:25:11.840 universities.

00:25:12.400 You know what I'm saying?

00:25:13.200 Like enough people that come from these universities are getting their lives fucked up by violent

00:25:17.980 crime and crime in general that they're like,

00:25:20.120 Oh,

00:25:21.100 Oh,

00:25:22.040 I'm the next headline.

00:25:23.000 Yeah.

00:25:23.220 Right.

00:25:23.660 Like,

00:25:24.280 okay,

00:25:24.600 well now you get it,

00:25:25.620 bro.

00:25:25.940 Now you get that.

00:25:26.860 That's what fucking crime does to people.

00:25:28.820 Yeah.

00:25:28.940 So as a community,

00:25:30.240 meaning as Americans,

00:25:31.880 uh,

00:25:32.680 we should all come together to fucking stop the crime and go heavy as fuck and make

00:25:37.520 people afraid to fucking jaywalk for a while because dude,

00:25:41.180 I'm fucking sick of not being able as a,

00:25:43.980 as a,

00:25:44.340 as an incredibly high tax paying citizen,

00:25:47.040 um,

00:25:47.760 being able to go into my own fucking city,

00:25:50.360 a city,

00:25:51.680 which I love,

00:25:52.420 which is amazing city filled with amazing people.

00:25:56.060 But it's overrun by,

00:25:58.420 but it's overrun by corruptness.

00:26:00.100 The people running our city here in this,

00:26:02.480 in,

00:26:02.740 in this city are his people.

00:26:07.060 That's wrong.

00:26:08.000 There's,

00:26:08.360 that's a wrong for this man to have that fucking impact on our fucking city.

00:26:13.700 Yeah.

00:26:14.400 So that's a bigger problem to be solved.

00:26:18.300 St.

00:26:18.780 Louis is love fucking St.

00:26:20.160 Louis,

00:26:20.420 bro.

00:26:21.140 I love fucking St.

00:26:22.540 Louis.

00:26:23.160 Yeah.

00:26:23.460 Do we got all the best shit?

00:26:24.500 We got vests.

00:26:25.020 Listen St.

00:26:25.800 Louis is fucking awesome,

00:26:27.040 dude.

00:26:27.300 Real Chinese food,

00:26:28.260 but we can't enjoy it the proper way because this fucking prosecutor here in our city won't prosecute the motherfucking violent crimes.

00:26:37.300 These people are shooting people and coming right back out on the street and fucking a day,

00:26:41.760 24 hours.

00:26:42.500 So cops can't do their jobs like bro.

00:26:47.520 At what point do cops stop putting themselves?

00:26:49.960 And this is what you guys have to understand.

00:26:51.580 At what point do cops stop putting themselves in difficult situations or inserting themselves and correcting behavior in the community when they know that the problem isn't going to be solved and that person will just be right back.

00:27:03.780 So why would you insert your personal safety into that?

00:27:06.660 Right.

00:27:07.620 But then what does that do?

00:27:08.620 Because people are like,

00:27:08.960 oh,

00:27:09.060 the police ain't doing shit.

00:27:10.160 Well,

00:27:10.280 no shit.

00:27:10.920 Right.

00:27:11.540 No shit.

00:27:12.100 They ain't doing shit.

00:27:13.520 And that's intentional because what also happens with that when police stop doing it,

00:27:17.860 that means the criminals are going to do this shit more.

00:27:19.780 That's right.

00:27:20.820 So it's like,

00:27:21.980 of course they want to be from the police.

00:27:23.540 The minute it is clear that it will not be tolerated,

00:27:27.800 it will fucking cease to exist.

00:27:29.240 Yeah.

00:27:30.160 That's real.

00:27:31.260 Like one,

00:27:31.700 one part that he also said that really caught me off guard.

00:27:33.920 He says,

00:27:34.520 quote,

00:27:34.780 many of the same,

00:27:36.760 same people who call for more punitive criminal justice policies also support looser gun laws.

00:27:42.960 Right.

00:27:44.260 But what he doesn't understand is like,

00:27:46.300 bro,

00:27:46.520 in the places where all these crimes are happening,

00:27:48.280 they typically have the strictest gun laws.

00:27:51.120 Dude,

00:27:51.700 this is,

00:27:52.140 he understands what he's saying.

00:27:53.420 Yeah.

00:27:54.060 Like,

00:27:54.440 no,

00:27:55.040 you're,

00:27:55.840 listen,

00:27:56.860 you're falling for his shit.

00:27:58.820 Hmm.

00:27:59.400 What the fuck?

00:28:00.280 You,

00:28:00.460 you think he actually thinks that that's marketing?

00:28:03.740 Yeah.

00:28:07.000 Of course he fucking know,

00:28:08.900 dude,

00:28:09.100 his goal is to destroy the fucking country.

00:28:11.300 Right.

00:28:11.760 Of course he knows this shit.

00:28:13.940 Don't fall for this shit.

00:28:15.340 Yeah.

00:28:16.280 Motherfucker wrote this shit himself.

00:28:18.640 That's real.

00:28:19.720 This guy sees him.

00:28:20.820 Listen,

00:28:21.560 this dude sees himself as like Karl Marx.

00:28:24.660 Like he thinks in a hundred years or 200 years,

00:28:27.820 they're going to have,

00:28:28.680 you know,

00:28:29.360 Soros,

00:28:30.120 like the best thing that could happen,

00:28:32.440 you know,

00:28:32.800 is like we fucking beat this dude and he fucking goes into his grave knowing that he fucking failed his whole life's work.

00:28:39.220 Yeah.

00:28:39.860 Like,

00:28:40.140 bro,

00:28:41.160 that this guy sees himself as fucking Stalin or Lenin or Marx or like one of these fucking,

00:28:47.160 do you understand that?

00:28:48.460 Yeah.

00:28:48.680 No,

00:28:48.740 no,

00:28:50.620 that's real.

00:28:53.240 That's real.

00:28:54.440 Guys onto our third and final headline.

00:28:57.520 This is a good one.

00:28:59.060 Somebody's going to listen to the show.

00:29:00.580 Headline number three reads Arizona Patriots hold Dropbox tailgate parties to protect free and fair elections.

00:29:08.780 Smart idea.

00:29:09.940 Fuck.

00:29:10.260 Yeah.

00:29:10.720 Yeah.

00:29:10.980 But you know what?

00:29:12.000 Don't harass people.

00:29:13.660 Just be,

00:29:14.480 do the right thing.

00:29:15.220 Oh yeah.

00:29:15.580 Just watch record.

00:29:18.140 Don't allow it to happen.

00:29:19.240 If they're something stupid's happening,

00:29:21.080 don't allow it.

00:29:21.840 That's not intimidation,

00:29:22.840 bro.

00:29:23.780 It's,

00:29:24.080 and it's funny you say that cause we got it.

00:29:25.600 Yeah.

00:29:26.200 So this article reads,

00:29:28.040 yeah,

00:29:28.140 no,

00:29:28.400 that's what they call this.

00:29:29.420 Yeah.

00:29:29.660 Yeah.

00:29:29.800 It's voter intimidation.

00:29:30.620 This is not voter intimidation.

00:29:31.920 This is the,

00:29:32.580 this is to stop ballot harvesting where these motherfuckers bring in 10,000 extra ballots and drop them all off at once.

00:29:41.900 So the article reads the new thing,

00:29:43.980 Dropbox tailgate parties.

00:29:46.200 Americans were shocked to see the amount of corruption in the 2020 election.

00:29:50.260 One of the most significant areas of fraud and corruption was the ballot drop boxes that were used all across the country.

00:29:55.900 The Supreme court in Wisconsin recently decided that drop boxes are illegal in the state.

00:30:01.020 They should never have been used in the 2020 election,

00:30:03.740 but they were.

00:30:04.360 So in an effort to prevent fraudulent activity in the upcoming primaries across the nations,

00:30:10.320 individuals are holding Dropbox tailgate parties.

00:30:13.800 The Patriots are watching over the drop boxes.

00:30:16.520 They are preventing mules from stealing the election this time around.

00:30:19.940 Now it's already caused some criticism and you've had like some people make,

00:30:25.440 make,

00:30:25.720 make some videos.

00:30:26.660 They,

00:30:26.880 there's this YouTube article links.

00:30:28.720 It says Dropbox tailgate parties are a new voter intimidation tactic.

00:30:32.600 Cool.

00:30:32.800 Let them fucking say whatever the fuck they want.

00:30:35.380 Yeah.

00:30:36.100 Cool.

00:30:37.380 This is his,

00:30:38.280 uh,

00:30:38.580 this is his thing.

00:30:39.440 He says,

00:30:39.840 he says,

00:30:40.120 Republicans have been using,

00:30:41.860 uh,

00:30:42.240 Republicans have been pushing against their voters using melon,

00:30:44.960 uh,

00:30:45.420 melon voting and drop boxes,

00:30:46.980 which sets up for this new voter intimidation tactic.

00:30:49.820 After making sure use of a Dropbox is now a political issue.

00:30:54.080 Conservatives have started sitting at Dropbox is hoping to scare away mules,

00:30:58.300 which in reality are voters.

00:31:00.000 They are intimidating.

00:31:00.700 Oh,

00:31:01.180 really?

00:31:02.040 Those are voters.

00:31:03.320 Those people bring in 10,000,

00:31:04.920 20,000 fucking votes at the middle of the night,

00:31:06.980 two o'clock in the morning,

00:31:08.140 man,

00:31:08.600 fuck you,

00:31:09.480 right?

00:31:09.680 Whatever the fuck you want.

00:31:11.520 I love his,

00:31:12.160 his name.

00:31:12.700 Just the lazy gamer.

00:31:13.800 Yeah.

00:31:13.860 Look,

00:31:14.280 dude,

00:31:14.540 that's the point.

00:31:15.660 Who cares?

00:31:16.740 Yeah.

00:31:17.120 Who fucking cares?

00:31:18.220 Oh,

00:31:18.480 you don't fucking like it.

00:31:19.480 Well then fuck off.

00:31:20.820 This is America,

00:31:21.800 bro.

00:31:22.140 Yeah.

00:31:22.360 We're going to protect what the fuck is American about it.

00:31:24.940 One of the things that makes America,

00:31:26.500 America is a free and fair voting system.

00:31:28.560 No,

00:31:28.920 you're not going to fucking shame us into looking the other way this time.

00:31:32.700 You stupid fucks.

00:31:33.980 Let me ask you something,

00:31:34.840 Andy.

00:31:35.260 Right.

00:31:35.580 But just like the voter ID is racist.

00:31:37.520 Right.

00:31:37.880 Right.

00:31:38.220 Right.

00:31:38.880 Let me ask you something.

00:31:39.720 I'm sorry,

00:31:40.100 DJ.

00:31:40.300 I know that you aren't smart enough to,

00:31:41.960 because you're black to go online and,

00:31:43.780 you know,

00:31:44.340 get a fucking idea of some sort.

00:31:46.380 Right.

00:31:46.520 You know,

00:31:46.980 you probably don't even know how to use the internet.

00:31:49.040 No,

00:31:49.320 I don't.

00:31:50.080 Let me get,

00:31:50.400 let me get a pint of that Hennessy real quick.

00:31:53.140 Like these fucking people,

00:31:55.600 bro.

00:31:55.920 And like,

00:31:56.260 they can't understand the fucking racism in their fucking views.

00:32:00.200 Right.

00:32:00.560 You want to talk about the fucking inherent racism?

00:32:02.400 Yeah.

00:32:02.880 Like systemic.

00:32:04.480 Right.

00:32:04.680 Here's your systemic.

00:32:05.580 You're just,

00:32:06.000 you're fucking bro.

00:32:10.220 Let me ask you something though,

00:32:11.440 man.

00:32:11.720 Let me ask you something.

00:32:13.260 So like,

00:32:14.100 let's say,

00:32:14.580 let's say you were just a normal American.

00:32:16.240 Bro,

00:32:16.380 you want me to log in the internet for you?

00:32:17.720 Yeah,

00:32:17.880 please.

00:32:18.300 Yeah.

00:32:18.500 Okay.

00:32:19.140 Please.

00:32:19.540 I got you.

00:32:20.340 Okay.

00:32:20.820 Andy,

00:32:21.120 let's just say you were like a non-political person and you saw this,

00:32:24.480 right?

00:32:24.780 And I am a non-political person.

00:32:26.480 I'm saying I just want to be left to fuck alone.

00:32:28.980 Yeah.

00:32:29.320 Yeah.

00:32:29.540 I want our fucking country to survive.

00:32:31.660 I don't want to pay 50% fucking tax or more.

00:32:35.140 Yeah.

00:32:35.400 I don't want kids being raised,

00:32:39.160 learning about blow jobs when they're fucking in second grade.

00:32:43.460 Right.

00:32:43.760 Or talking about like male and female and fucking all the other shit.

00:32:49.880 Like,

00:32:50.560 bro,

00:32:50.980 I just want a normal fucking decent place,

00:32:53.980 bro.

00:32:54.640 Like,

00:32:54.940 I don't care if you want,

00:32:56.480 want to be whatever you want to be.

00:32:59.500 I don't care what you want to call yourself.

00:33:01.280 I don't give a fucking fuck.

00:33:03.540 I don't fucking care,

00:33:05.160 but you're not going to fucking have your way pushed on the fucking,

00:33:08.280 the,

00:33:09.280 the,

00:33:09.600 the small minority way pushed on the entire rest of the population and

00:33:15.020 destroy this country because you're pushing a narrative that you don't

00:33:18.720 even know where you're pushing.

00:33:20.120 I'm sorry.

00:33:21.180 I'm not political,

00:33:22.500 bro.

00:33:22.980 I just want to be left to fuck alone.

00:33:25.120 And I want to ensure that our country remains fucking free.

00:33:29.180 So no,

00:33:29.980 I'm not political.

00:33:30.760 I'm a fucking patriot of our fucking country and our freedom.

00:33:34.040 That's it.

00:33:35.140 No,

00:33:35.500 that's real.

00:33:36.120 And I have to have podcasts.

00:33:39.080 Okay.

00:33:39.560 But,

00:33:39.920 but let me ask you when you see voter intimidation,

00:33:43.240 right?

00:33:43.400 If I was to take a picture of these fucking,

00:33:45.380 you know,

00:33:45.980 drop box locations,

00:33:47.040 what would,

00:33:47.720 what would you expect to see if you were like,

00:33:50.360 if you,

00:33:50.740 if you were told it was voter intimidation,

00:33:52.360 like,

00:33:53.160 what would you expect to see?

00:33:53.980 I know that it's bullshit.

00:33:55.420 I know it's like,

00:33:56.100 I know it's probably some fucking lady sitting in a lawn chair next to the

00:33:59.340 fucking box,

00:34:00.320 but I know they're going to make it.

00:34:02.040 Yes.

00:34:03.680 See,

00:34:04.160 I knew the reality.

00:34:05.860 Like,

00:34:06.300 like,

00:34:07.020 I was saying I need fuckers got pizza.

00:34:09.780 It looks like a fucking PTA meeting.

00:34:12.620 Yeah.

00:34:13.180 Like,

00:34:13.440 bro,

00:34:13.580 this is a T ball game.

00:34:15.220 Parents.

00:34:15.500 He's wearing dad shorts and new balances.

00:34:17.520 Yes.

00:34:17.880 Come on,

00:34:18.400 bro.

00:34:18.700 The new balances are so the lights hitting him.

00:34:21.560 So perfect.

00:34:22.740 Look at it.

00:34:23.460 It's reflecting in the,

00:34:24.820 like,

00:34:25.360 this couldn't be more fucking mom and dad.

00:34:28.760 And,

00:34:29.300 but they're making this sound like it's these dudes with like a club.

00:34:32.640 No fucking AR 15.

00:34:35.400 Like,

00:34:35.840 get the fuck out of here.

00:34:37.520 Good for these people.

00:34:38.500 That's exactly what the fuck you do,

00:34:40.040 bro.

00:34:40.280 One hundred percent,

00:34:41.000 man.

00:34:41.140 I commend these people.

00:34:42.540 And this is fucking patriots,

00:34:44.400 bro.

00:34:44.700 No,

00:34:44.980 that's not left or right.

00:34:46.640 So you have to understand for you,

00:34:48.380 for you Democrats who lean to the left,

00:34:50.700 for you to ever have any of those views you have,

00:34:53.880 you got to protect freedom as well.

00:34:55.680 Right.

00:34:56.180 Because what they want is not what the fuck you want.

00:34:58.820 And one day you're going to wake up and you're going to be like,

00:35:00.920 what the fuck?

00:35:01.680 And they're going to be like,

00:35:02.780 yeah,

00:35:02.920 well,

00:35:03.200 we kind of fucking lied to you.

00:35:05.900 And that day's coming,

00:35:07.100 dude.

00:35:07.400 So like,

00:35:07.860 let's get on the same page to at least protect and get people in our

00:35:12.280 government that are not bought and paid for by these fucking communist

00:35:17.880 regimes.

00:35:18.940 That's what it do.

00:35:19.980 Dude,

00:35:20.080 the world economic forum flows down.

00:35:21.820 Those companies that are affiliated with that.

00:35:23.640 No good.

00:35:25.800 Real shit.

00:35:27.560 Like,

00:35:28.000 fuck dude.

00:35:28.420 These are patriotic Americans.

00:35:30.580 I'm sick of the fucking patriots of this country being painted as domestic terror threats

00:35:36.080 and shit.

00:35:36.740 Like,

00:35:37.240 fuck off with that shit,

00:35:38.320 bro.

00:35:39.120 I fucking love America.

00:35:40.620 I loved America five years ago.

00:35:42.120 I loved it fucking 10 years ago.

00:35:43.520 And I'm going to love it 10 years from fucking now.

00:35:46.800 And you guys should too.

00:35:48.660 Yeah.

00:35:49.240 This needs to be happening everywhere.

00:35:50.600 Absolutely.

00:35:51.340 We got primaries going on a lot of places today.

00:35:53.800 Andy for solo endorses voter intimidation.

00:35:55.980 Well,

00:35:56.220 yes,

00:35:56.560 I do.

00:35:57.120 By that standard.

00:35:57.700 I must say if it's fucking long,

00:35:58.940 this is what you're calling voter intimidation.

00:36:01.360 I fucking highly recommend this.

00:36:03.600 Holy shit,

00:36:04.560 man.

00:36:05.300 Let it intimidate me.

00:36:06.380 I'd be like,

00:36:06.680 hey,

00:36:06.820 screw it over.

00:36:07.180 Give me a fucking slice of pizza.

00:36:09.720 Dude,

00:36:10.460 man,

00:36:11.900 fuck these people and their fucking lies.

00:36:13.840 Yeah.

00:36:14.620 Well,

00:36:14.780 guys,

00:36:15.100 those were our headlines.

00:36:16.160 It's time for our final segment of the show.

00:36:18.440 As always,

00:36:19.040 we have our thumbs up segment where I show a headline that you're going to get two

00:36:22.180 thumbs up or two thumbs somewhere.

00:36:23.560 You don't want them.

00:36:24.680 And with that being said,

00:36:25.840 our thumbs up headline tweets.

00:36:29.980 Biting,

00:36:30.420 clawing,

00:36:31.820 attacking monkeys,

00:36:32.900 terrorize Japanese city.

00:36:35.360 First thoughts like off the headline.

00:36:38.160 Well,

00:36:39.260 that sounds pretty bad.

00:36:42.580 So the money dude,

00:36:43.900 like,

00:36:44.280 okay,

00:36:44.880 what do I think happened off the headline?

00:36:46.900 First thoughts.

00:36:47.460 It's probably some fuck couple monkeys got loose.

00:36:50.200 A pet store,

00:36:50.980 fucking climb lots of people or something.

00:36:52.460 Okay.

00:36:52.920 All right.

00:36:53.640 But this sounds like fucking a planet of the apes.

00:36:57.460 It's like where they got real serious.

00:37:00.420 Bro,

00:37:01.220 like not that fucking bullshit and playing the apes.

00:37:03.460 One,

00:37:03.680 this is like playing the apes too,

00:37:05.140 where they were shooting guns and fucking riding on horseback and fucking

00:37:08.140 people up.

00:37:09.240 That's what the headline sounds like.

00:37:10.780 But we all know what really happened.

00:37:12.420 Right.

00:37:12.720 Probably some fuck,

00:37:14.080 like what I said,

00:37:14.700 happened.

00:37:15.180 Am I right or wrong?

00:37:16.380 Let's,

00:37:16.840 let's find out.

00:37:17.800 Let's find out.

00:37:18.400 So the,

00:37:19.040 uh,

00:37:19.300 the sub line that says the monkeys who target children and the elderly are trying to snatch

00:37:24.100 babies,

00:37:25.060 biting and clawing at flesh and sneaking into nursery schools.

00:37:28.000 So,

00:37:28.920 uh,

00:37:29.780 this is in Tokyo,

00:37:30.600 Japan.

00:37:30.920 People in a Southwestern Japanese city have come under attack from monkeys that are trying

00:37:37.040 to snatch babies,

00:37:38.340 biting and clawing at flesh and sneaking into nursery schools.

00:37:41.920 The attacks on 58 people since July 8th are getting so bad.

00:37:47.600 Yamaguchi city hall hired a special unit to hunt the animals with tranquilizer guns.

00:37:53.180 The monkeys aren't interested in food.

00:37:55.380 So traps haven't worked.

00:37:56.860 Uh,

00:37:57.040 they have targeted mostly children and the elderly quote.

00:38:00.280 They are so smart and they tend to sneak up and attack from behind,

00:38:04.480 often grabbing at your legs.

00:38:06.100 City official Masato Saito said on Wednesday,

00:38:09.260 uh,

00:38:09.960 when confronted by a monkey,

00:38:11.360 this is what they're telling people to do.

00:38:12.500 The instructions are do not look them in the eye.

00:38:15.700 Make yourself look as big as possible,

00:38:17.440 such as spreading open your coat,

00:38:19.720 then back away as quietly as possible without making sudden movements.

00:38:23.460 According to say,

00:38:24.060 get away monkey.

00:38:24.780 Yeah.

00:38:25.080 No monkey.

00:38:25.900 No monkey here.

00:38:27.040 Yeah.

00:38:27.420 So go monkey.

00:38:28.980 Like what the,

00:38:30.060 this is not real.

00:38:31.120 No,

00:38:31.300 bro.

00:38:31.440 It's real shit.

00:38:32.140 Like it's actually fucked up some people.

00:38:33.480 Okay.

00:38:34.000 Yeah.

00:38:34.240 So like a woman was assaulted by monkey while hanging in the laundry.

00:38:37.560 Uh,

00:38:37.760 another victim showed bandaged toes.

00:38:40.080 Fucking,

00:38:41.500 they were taken aback and frightened by how big and fat the monkeys were.

00:38:46.300 Yeah.

00:38:46.900 Yeah.

00:38:47.540 Some bad dudes.

00:38:48.640 Yeah.

00:38:49.100 That's yeah.

00:38:50.080 So,

00:38:50.420 so they're part of the Macaac family.

00:38:52.300 Um,

00:38:52.720 you know,

00:38:52.980 those,

00:38:53.320 I guarantee you people have seen them.

00:38:55.100 It's the picture of like the monkey in the hot tub,

00:38:56.800 like in the little fucking fresh spring.

00:38:58.380 Right.

00:38:59.300 Um,

00:39:00.320 you know,

00:39:00.560 those,

00:39:01.020 these are the monkeys.

00:39:01.580 Yeah.

00:39:01.980 Those them.

00:39:02.440 Yeah.

00:39:02.680 And so apparently they're pretty fucking bad ass.

00:39:04.460 So,

00:39:04.720 yeah.

00:39:05.040 And they're not big.

00:39:05.860 So they,

00:39:06.120 they usually get about taking over.

00:39:07.520 They're fucking taking over heavily.

00:39:09.740 Um,

00:39:10.100 but this really is playing of the apes shit.

00:39:12.060 This is like playing of the apes one.

00:39:14.700 It's possible.

00:39:15.460 Yeah.

00:39:15.620 They're just getting rowdy a little bit,

00:39:16.800 but I mean,

00:39:16.980 look at those fucking teeth,

00:39:17.980 bro.

00:39:18.280 Yeah.

00:39:18.640 Fuck that.

00:39:21.280 Monkey pox.

00:39:22.080 This guy's flipping off the camera,

00:39:25.580 bro.

00:39:26.500 Well,

00:39:26.860 Hey,

00:39:27.200 you know what,

00:39:27.760 man,

00:39:28.100 humans have gotten soft,

00:39:29.280 bro.

00:39:29.820 It might be,

00:39:30.460 uh,

00:39:30.800 it might be like a nature Darwinism battle.

00:39:33.200 Yeah.

00:39:33.280 We might be taking a few steps backwards,

00:39:35.220 which like,

00:39:36.680 honestly,

00:39:37.200 we'll kind of make sense.

00:39:38.580 Like,

00:39:39.020 I feel like we've gone like one step too far.

00:39:42.700 Like on the evolutionary scale,

00:39:44.560 like,

00:39:45.360 you know,

00:39:45.580 like,

00:39:45.960 you know what I'm saying?

00:39:46.480 Yeah.

00:39:48.360 Nature has a way of,

00:39:49.440 of fucking getting shit back in line,

00:39:50.940 bro.

00:39:50.980 And you know what?

00:39:51.480 Japan don't have no guns.

00:39:52.600 How the fuck they're going to fight these things.

00:39:53.900 That's what I'm saying.

00:39:54.820 Like,

00:39:55.140 this is where you need your American homies to come out and fucking help fight the,

00:39:58.700 the,

00:39:59.000 uh,

00:39:59.760 planetary battle.

00:40:00.800 You know what happened last time?

00:40:01.900 We can,

00:40:02.120 you know?

00:40:02.540 Yeah.

00:40:03.100 I mean,

00:40:04.340 this doesn't sound very cool.

00:40:05.460 What's going on over there on the right?

00:40:06.800 Like that one sitting on another one's head or something.

00:40:09.440 What is that?

00:40:10.340 Yeah.

00:40:10.600 I'm not,

00:40:10.900 I'm not really sure.

00:40:12.140 There's some weird shit going on over there.

00:40:14.820 But I mean,

00:40:15.320 do these,

00:40:15.680 I mean,

00:40:16.080 I wouldn't want to fuck with them.

00:40:17.480 Yeah.

00:40:17.640 I would give this thumbs down.

00:40:18.820 This is no good,

00:40:19.480 bro.

00:40:19.540 Yeah.

00:40:21.480 For the,

00:40:22.360 for the monkey suit and get taken aback.

00:40:24.360 Yeah.

00:40:25.080 Well,

00:40:25.520 I was wrong.

00:40:27.360 What?

00:40:27.780 Is that the second time ever?

00:40:29.040 I mean,

00:40:29.860 who's counting?

00:40:30.460 Yeah.

00:40:31.040 Anyway,

00:40:32.240 uh,

00:40:32.740 that's all I got,

00:40:33.560 dude.

00:40:34.300 You kind of set me up on that.

00:40:35.640 You motherfucker.

00:40:38.460 It's really F man.

00:40:39.740 All right.

00:40:40.940 All right,

00:40:41.420 guys,

00:40:41.700 that's the show.

00:40:42.520 Appreciate you guys.

00:40:43.360 Love you guys.

00:40:44.180 Uh,

00:40:44.620 please pay the fee.

00:40:46.820 We're sleeping on the floor.

00:40:48.540 Now my jury box froze.

00:40:50.420 Fuck a pole.

00:40:51.040 Fuck a stove.

00:40:52.040 Counted millions in the coke.

00:40:53.700 Bad bitch.

00:40:54.540 Booty swole.

00:40:55.380 Got her on bankroll.

00:40:57.020 Can't fold.

00:40:57.920 Doesn't know.

00:40:58.700 Headshot.

00:40:59.560 Case closed.

00:41:00.220 Close.

00:41:00.600 Close.

00:41:00.720 Close.

00:41:00.780 Close.

00:41:00.880 Close.

00:41:00.900 Close.

00:41:01.280 Close.

00:41:01.980 Close.

00:41:02.480 Close.

00:41:02.960 床.

00:41:03.320 Thank you.

348. Andy & DJ CTI： China's Military Launching Missiles, Banana Boat Recalls Sunscreen & Drop Box Tailgate Parties To Protect Fair Elections

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