REAL AF with Andy Frisella - January 17, 2023


459. Andy & DJ CTI： Biden May Have Jeopardized National Security, Stabilizer Brace Rule & Woke $10M MLK 'Penis' Statue


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In this episode of The Realist, Andy and DJ cruise the internet and discuss the headlines of the day and speculate on what may or may not be true in the world. They also talk about the latest in Pfizer and the possible link between a new vaccine and stroke.

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00:00:00.000 what is up guys it's andy and you're listening to the show for the realist say goodbye to the lies
00:00:23.340 the figness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today we
00:00:30.220 have andy and dj cruise the motherfucking internet that's what we're gonna do that's why it's called 0.76
00:00:37.040 cti cruise the internet uh we came up with the idea for cdi uh just fucking around a locker room 0.90
00:00:43.720 it's become one of our most popular shows appreciate you guys for liking it some people
00:00:48.840 think it's terrible uh this is where we cruise the internet we put up the headlines of the day we
00:00:56.520 talk about uh what's going on in the world we make some jokes we talk about what's true what may not
00:01:01.380 be true we speculate a little bit and we have a good time doing it uh other times when you tune in
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00:02:27.320 is that you share it that's it you want to buy my course for 997 dollars um i mean if you want to send
00:02:33.620 me 997 i'll fucking take it but you know it's real simple if i do good please do good by us 0.86
00:02:40.440 that's it if i don't do good don't share the show cool so that's it man what we got
00:02:47.480 uh i haven't been paying attention dude i've been reading so much lately i've had my head in a bunch
00:02:53.660 of books and uh i'm i'm actually much happier listen i'll tell you this we got some dicks and
00:02:58.960 so dicks are involved in this show a plethora of dicks but we got we got some dicks is it more
00:03:05.020 than two that are on my trophy over there yes oh it is yes okay so this is the dick show there's 0.78
00:03:10.180 about four of them four yeah that sounds like a a dick extravaganza i'm just saying just get ready 0.53
00:03:16.800 get ready for an extravaganza of dicks yes okay yeah a plethora of dicks plethora of dicks a variety
00:03:23.560 yep a bunch international international international dicks so this is inclusive
00:03:29.660 dicks this is all dick inclusive by all means of the word all right yes all right well i'm 0.84
00:03:34.600 interested in dicks let's get into it man it's been a minute but we actually we got something 0.51
00:03:43.080 coming over oh right now it's been a minute it has guys we got breaking news breaking news
00:03:50.860 breaking news headline um this headline is brought to you by andy told you so
00:03:56.040 reads us fda cdc see early sign of possible pfizer uh bivalent covid shot linked to stroke
00:04:04.480 damn yeah i mean this is a reuters uh article that just came out um and it says uh right right up front
00:04:13.320 it says this january 13th story has been refiled with an edited headline to clarify that the link
00:04:19.620 uh to a stroke is possible not definite okay but a safety monitoring system flagged the u.s drug
00:04:26.880 maker pfizer inc and german partner biotech's updated covid 19 shot could be linked to a type
00:04:34.720 of brain stroke in older adults according to preliminary data analyzed by u.s health authorities
00:04:40.360 the u.s center for disease control and prevention or the cdc and the fda said on friday that a cdc vaccine
00:04:47.940 database had uncovered a possible safety issue in which people 65 and older were most uh were more
00:04:54.500 likely to have an ischemic stroke 21 days after receiving the pfizer biointech uh bivalent shot
00:05:01.480 compared uh with days 22 to 44 um now everybody's talking about it even cnn is admitting on and
00:05:10.160 starting to talk about it um but here's the weird thing they're still telling people to get boosted
00:05:15.200 and still get it so yeah this have the cnn headline reads cdc identifies possible safety
00:05:21.860 issues this is cn yeah this is cnn possible safety issue with pfizer's updated covid 19 vaccine
00:05:28.740 but says people should get still should still get boosted um like everybody's talking about it but
00:05:34.960 here's the thing i pulled up because what they're not saying they're saying it's just strokes right now
00:05:38.620 and they're saying that it's not talking about myocarditis not about all the myocarditis even though
00:05:42.520 the difference between a heart attack and a stroke are very minimal they're the same thing
00:05:49.280 essentially one's just going to the brain versus one going it's a blood clot or the the as these uh
00:05:54.840 this article links it says heart attacks and strokes have quite a bit in common they're both
00:05:58.820 medical emergencies caused by a sudden cutoff and blood flow and the heart it's going to the heart
00:06:03.620 and in the stroke it goes to the brain so but it ain't that you should still definitely get it
00:06:08.760 what do we got on this andy well look dude i mean i've only done three years of content trying to
00:06:16.520 warn people about this it doesn't on a basic level dude look it doesn't take someone unless you are
00:06:24.680 very young and you just don't have a lot of life of experience and this is this is the case for a lot
00:06:29.720 of people right a lot they've activized or activated a lot of these 22 and under people when they don't have
00:06:37.500 the experiences with the world that people my age do and so from people with my perspective it's very
00:06:44.260 easy to see over the course of time what happens when you rush out of medication because for our
00:06:50.120 whole lives on tv we've seen have you or your family done this and if so you can sue for this the only
00:06:56.580 difference now is they made this a vaccine to where you can't actually sue under the technical definition
00:07:02.340 of the vaccine these companies have immunity for that they have protection for that so you know
00:07:08.000 like for me it was always very easy to to at least have very strong caution i think i'm overly cautious
00:07:14.180 also because i have already a heart arrhythmia that i deal with anyway so i'm cautious about a lot of
00:07:20.580 things and it was very obvious to me like hey man this fucking isn't a good idea especially when looking 0.94
00:07:26.020 at the data of the actual deaths uh of covid that they that were the real deaths okay because if you
00:07:32.940 remember how they did the testing with the pcr test and turning the cycle rate up they created a lot of
00:07:38.840 fucking fake news about like 97 okay and when they were they were incentivizing people to when patients 0.71
00:07:46.620 died from covid they're doing all these things that boosted the numbers up which boosted the fear up
00:07:52.020 okay and when with the fear high people were willing to not think and just go ahead and get a fucking 0.94
00:07:58.180 shot all right and so here's what confuses me this is what i struggle with is like how can we see because
00:08:07.780 like dude what's happening at this point in time it's undeniable like it's fucking everywhere we're 0.90
00:08:11.980 seeing it everywhere people are people are fucking dying subtly all over the death rate is an excess 0.85
00:08:19.140 from depending on what country you look at if you look at the insurance data it's between 13 and 40
00:08:24.680 fucking percent depending okay um when you look at all of these things it's bizarre to me and this is
00:08:34.100 the part i struggle with that still the people who got the shot for the most part are still defending the
00:08:41.720 fact that they did the right thing like i've seen tweets saying well i don't care what happens to me
00:08:47.640 because i did the right thing out of the goodness of my heart yeah but here's the problem bro these
00:08:52.800 people lie to you and they gave you something that could fucking kill you and all those people that 0.98
00:08:57.800 you attacked for two or three years those people they were trying to show that to you this is a you
00:09:03.500 are in this position because of your ego and your pride and if we are to get out of this position
00:09:08.760 people who got this shit who are now terrified okay they need to remove their ego and they need to say 0.75
00:09:15.260 fuck i got fucking played and i got made to hate my neighbor across the street and my family i didn't 0.99
00:09:20.700 let them into thanksgiving because they propagated all this shit into my brain propped up all these
00:09:26.500 false numbers and made me believe shit that wasn't true and instead of saying oh we need amnesty 0.76
00:09:32.120 you should be apologizing and saying fuck man i got fucking played sorry bro i apologize for the way 1.00
00:09:39.300 i reacted learn a lesson and get on the same page everybody get on the same page so we can hold the
00:09:44.000 other fuckers accountable and did it and to me that's the part i struggle with like why the fuck 0.81
00:09:49.580 are you still mad at me bro why are you still fucking hating on me why am i still getting a dm from you 0.98
00:09:55.260 talking shit when all i've done for the last three fucking years is try to help you not get fucked with 0.99
00:10:00.220 you see what i'm saying yeah dude what's what's the other part too that's crazy and mind-blowing is like
00:10:05.940 you know we're seeing more of these more more of these cases happen people just collapsing dying
00:10:10.840 suddenly think about it like this bro i i think that's only the that's only the quote-unquote
00:10:14.780 famous people who are in like what about the people who aren't fucking don't have a namesake 0.89
00:10:18.860 i think we are seeing the very very small percentage like as much as they accelerated that narrative
00:10:24.340 they are suppressing this narrative like dude they're trying like people are trying to shame people
00:10:30.080 into asking like dude when you see a young person die suddenly which has become the catchphrase
00:10:37.680 when you see that happen and you ask well were they vaccinated these people freak the fuck out
00:10:43.660 it's like listen bro you were fucking trying to demand that i get vaccinated you were trying to 0.93
00:10:49.680 exclude me from society you wanted me not in restaurants you wanted me not in public you wanted
00:10:55.280 me fired from my job okay so when we see a young motherfucker that shouldn't be dying die it's 0.99
00:11:01.640 totally okay if we say hey was this person vaxxed yeah it has nothing to do with you personally
00:11:06.560 you made the decision it was your choice you chose to believe the shit you made a mistake
00:11:12.320 okay and you should come to terms with that listen if i was unvaccinated and died suddenly you would
00:11:19.160 have no what was he vaccinated he should have been vaccinated look bro i don't like i i have a real
00:11:24.640 problem with the the both sides attacking each other at this point in time like that's not productive
00:11:30.380 like if we're to get out of this situation we must have some sort of unity and the unity should be
00:11:36.960 based around these fucks did that to our people and we need to remember like those people that you
00:11:44.400 hated those people that you fucked with those people that you told to get bro you made a mistake 0.96
00:11:49.680 you should own that mistake you made a mistake so bad that now you're walking around with shit in your 0.91
00:11:54.740 body and you're scared to death stop hanging on to it let's get on the same page and let's hold
00:12:01.000 the motherfuckers accountable that fucking did it and demand accountability because dude from my point 0.97
00:12:05.720 of view and i'm not the smartest motherfucker in the world but to me i think it's going to take all 0.83
00:12:11.100 of us to get this fucking done and i think it's going to take people to stop you know listen bro 0.90
00:12:17.500 it's happening people are dying this is reality it's ha it's not bullshit it's not fake it's fucking 0.97
00:12:25.860 cnn is covering it now okay do you know how bad it has to be for cnn to fucking cover that 0.79
00:12:31.120 it's bad yeah and so like dude if this was you and you made that poor decision
00:12:37.080 bro release yourself of the burden and just say fuck man i and apologize those family members you 0.98
00:12:45.660 wouldn't let to your house or you criticize or you talk shit to pick up the fucking phone and say 0.99
00:12:50.300 hey bro i'm sorry because it goes a long fucking way bro like dude it's not a very intelligent thing 0.98
00:12:58.920 you know when you find yourself in a hole bro you know what the first thing you should do
00:13:03.120 stop fucking digging yeah oh shit i just wish people would fucking get on that page yeah i think it's 0.99
00:13:12.640 just so crazy that like they still think that like we're so stupid that like while addressing the
00:13:19.140 obvious they're still trying to sell people to get this fucking boosters and shit bro it's my listen 0.98
00:13:26.480 that should that should make you listen my personal opinion my personal opinion is that
00:13:32.500 covid was deployed intentionally so the vaccine would then be fucking deployed that is my personal
00:13:40.540 opinion i don't believe that the vaccine was for covid i believe that covid was for the fucking
00:13:45.520 vaccine you got bill gates on tv talking about depopulating the world you got fucking klaus schwab 0.98
00:13:51.360 in the world economic forum talking about depopulating the world you got bill gates in a ted talk talking
00:13:56.020 about fucking uh if we do a good job with vaccines uh we could probably reduce the population by x percent
00:14:02.940 like dude he's saying it right to your fucking faces like these people are saying it you're like you're 0.97
00:14:09.740 just not believing it or you're you're thinking there's more context or they mean something else
00:14:13.960 no they fucking don't and the reason people can't come to terms with this because it's so fucking 0.89
00:14:19.100 evil people can't comprehend it well that's your first mistake your first mistake is thinking what
00:14:24.220 do they say they say the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was what convincing everybody they
00:14:28.840 didn't fucking exist a lot of you motherfuckers have been in such a fucking paradise for so fucking 1.00
00:14:32.900 long you forgot that there's evil fucks out there and that's my personal opinion you call me whatever
00:14:39.360 the fuck you want but as far as i know for most of the shit i'm batting like 98 on the shit that i 0.95
00:14:44.920 told you was going to happen for the last three years the other two percent that i was wrong quote
00:14:50.380 unquote wrong about in my opinion just hasn't happened yet exactly so yeah you know like bro i you
00:14:57.440 know these are that's my personal opinion i think i think this was intentional i think it was meant to
00:15:03.260 fucking accelerate people's deaths and we're not sure shit about it that's right and i think we're 0.83
00:15:08.000 supposed to fucking ignore it and honestly part of me thinks and this is very fucking taboo to say 0.81
00:15:13.860 but part of me thinks the people that didn't fucking get it weren't supposed to fall for it they
00:15:20.020 weren't supposed to take it and that we were supposed to prey on the fucking most brainwashed part of
00:15:25.560 civilization to fucking remove those people from society i don't know bro yeah like i think about 0.86
00:15:31.760 this from all these deep shit though i know yeah i know and people like i don't know if that's true 0.63
00:15:36.900 or not bro but like if you were gonna thin the herd and really depopulate the planet that's their words
00:15:42.780 not mine would you fucking keep the smart people that were able to see through propaganda or would you 0.93
00:15:48.280 keep the fucking people that weren't no social darwinism bro it's it feels like accelerated darwinism 0.98
00:15:56.700 and i'm not trying to insult people but like bro there's people that the people fell for the
00:16:02.760 propaganda and there's people that didn't and there's a very clear line between the two
00:16:07.640 so and i know that's gonna fucking piss some people off bro but like i didn't say i'm not the 0.94
00:16:12.900 one on stage saying depopulate the planet exactly i'm not the one fucking formulating these vaccines 0.93
00:16:17.680 i'm just guessing because i believe that there was malintent and i believe that there was fucking 0.91
00:16:23.040 sinister nefarious things going on here i'm trying to fucking put myself in what the fuck they're 0.97
00:16:30.080 thinking that's what we'll see no we're gonna know over the next three or four years people don't
00:16:37.620 like this what we're seeing now you you guys make an assumption a lot of people make an assumption
00:16:42.820 that oh this is this is it what if this is just the beginning of all of that what if this is just
00:16:49.040 the beginning of all of the all of the shit yeah because according to their plans we got what seven 0.73
00:16:54.160 more years well i'm just yeah bro like i'm saying theoretically i have a feeling this is going to get
00:16:59.140 a lot worse man i really fucking hope i'm wrong i really fucking hope i'm wrong dude and i hope i'm 0.99
00:17:04.800 super paranoid and i'm fucking way off base i really do because if i if i if i am that means a lot 0.95
00:17:10.800 of people won't die but i personally believe these people are evil as fuck i believe we shouldn't 0.90
00:17:16.480 trust a word they fucking say i believe that they are intentionally enslaving humanity and fucking 0.98
00:17:21.600 with people and causing our quality of life on the ground level to be shit while they steal and and 0.85
00:17:27.760 fucking oppress and fuck with us and bro this and this is why you guys have to rise above the left 0.91
00:17:34.340 right narrative right or the black white narrative or the fucking you know the all the narratives like 0.87
00:17:40.960 bro these those are all in place to get us to infight so that we will somehow not notice all this
00:17:48.680 shit they're doing to us and that's how i see it man you know and like bro like i said i'm not the 0.86
00:17:54.380 fucking smartest motherfucker on the planet bro there's a lot of people a lot smarter than me but
00:17:57.780 my track record is pretty good in all areas of life i've done okay i'm not a fucking moron i know 0.90
00:18:03.880 that for sure you know what i'm saying and so like dude maybe a lot of people just won't say this shit 0.80
00:18:09.080 but like i think like it's also interesting have you noticed well you may not have noticed but i
00:18:16.180 noticed that a lot of the other business podcasters are now talking about current events oh yeah which i
00:18:21.760 think is pretty cool yeah just remember who fucking did that first for three years before anybody else 0.82
00:18:26.820 chimed in well guys that was a breaking news man let's get into these headlines headline number one
00:18:33.640 oh shit i thought that was a show 0.73
00:18:35.080 bro i'm not trying to be doom and gloom man i'm like i it scares me i'll do this it's it's it's real
00:18:43.220 shit man well you got hemorrhoids or something i got pee oh you want to take a break can i yeah go 0.86
00:18:48.740 ahead it's a lot quicker than my shits all right i promise that 0.90
00:18:52.220 how was your pee it was was it relieving what dude i'm a bottle in bottle out right now at this
00:19:02.080 point i'm trying to get my water yeah you must have had a lot of water this morning yeah this
00:19:06.040 happened um this is my last four so i already drank four of these yeah all right so it's it's
00:19:11.100 like a one-to-one ratio right now pissing out designing okay we're on topic one
00:19:18.460 and i know war reads uh biden may have jeopardized national security with documents dash shift says
00:19:30.140 so president biden may have jeopardized national security by storing classified documents from
00:19:36.780 his time as vice president at his home and at the office of his think tank a top democratic critic
00:19:42.780 of president donald trump's handling of classified documents said sunday well i don't think we can
00:19:48.840 exclude the possibility without knowing more of the facts that's coming from representative adam schiff
00:19:54.100 democrat of california told nbc news jonathan carl when asked if biden may have jeopardized
00:20:00.400 national security by taking the documents quote we have asked for an assessment in the
00:20:06.500 intelligence community of the mar-a-lago document schiff said i think we ought to get the same
00:20:11.540 assessment of the documents found in the think tank as well as the home of president biden
00:20:15.660 quote i'd like to know what these documents were i'd like to know what the intelligence community
00:20:21.360 assessment is whether there were any risk of exposure and what the harm would be and whether
00:20:27.080 any mitigation needs to be done schiff says biden's personal lawyers discovered the documents while
00:20:32.680 going through an old storage unit the white house revealed monday meanwhile the records at biden's
00:20:37.600 delaware home were kept in the garage next to his prized classic corvette attorney general merrick
00:20:43.340 garland on thursday appointed former maryland u.s attorney robert hurr as special counsel to lead the
00:20:49.160 investigation speaking on abc schiff defended biden's response to the document discovery in contrast to
00:20:56.060 trump's alleged mishandling of documents found at uh in his home uh florida mar-a-lago um and
00:21:03.860 everybody's talking about it so here's here's an update from the last time we talked about cnn article
00:21:08.480 this is a cnn article okay white house counsel's office says there are no visitor logs at biden's
00:21:15.020 wilmington home is wilmington his his beach house it is yep it's interesting he spent like i don't know
00:21:22.600 half of his presidency there 163 days there is that how many days man you're on it oh i got you
00:21:29.560 baby yeah all right i got you so 163 days like i just said all right this motherfucker's at his 0.99
00:21:35.480 fucking beach house and no logs no logs man you don't think barack obama came to talk to him at all 0.95
00:21:41.300 you don't think soros did you don't think fucking uh you know shit any of these klaus might have even 0.95
00:21:46.400 been there we don't know weird you know you don't think that we'd be interested to see who the fuck 0.77
00:21:53.000 is actually meeting with him when he's at his beach home did they order takeout yeah no shit you know
00:21:59.980 i'm saying oh yeah there you go little hot dogs and pizza reference order that shit you know i'm saying 0.95
00:22:05.900 order it but uh yeah dude i mean how do we know right i mean you're talking about that's that q anon
00:22:11.880 shit bro just saying do you you know fucking you're gonna get us in trouble now just saying 0.99
00:22:17.200 i'm just saying fucking q anon dj just saying all right cnn's talking about it it is talking about 0.95
00:22:25.820 it it is weird man like you know i here's what else i think is weird like don't you think it's weird
00:22:32.260 that adam schiff who fucking is like a total dirtbag fucking progressive douche uh has all of a sudden 0.98
00:22:39.740 now and like all these other democrats and all the fucking press machine and all these people are 0.98
00:22:45.520 now throwing biden under the fucking bus i think it's so interesting dude it is it's almost like 0.97
00:22:50.760 it's almost like they decided that it was time for him to go it's almost like they want him to fail
00:22:55.920 yeah it's like you know oh well you know we're tired of this dude he's he did his job he destructed
00:23:01.580 the country for the first two years like we needed him to uh he did exactly what we wanted he played as
00:23:07.680 a dumbass when he was actually running our game plan and we're done with him now so um you know 0.86
00:23:14.040 everybody coordinate against him and it's almost like that's what's happening yeah it's really weird
00:23:18.940 it's so weird it's weird how for the last two years everybody's defended every fucking thing this dude 0.90
00:23:23.820 said right like the guy shits his pants in front of the fucking pope well nobody's even talking about 0.74
00:23:30.080 like who discovered the documents like how is his own legal team discovering the documents this dude
00:23:34.480 is going around embarrassing our country everywhere we fuck everywhere and they're all standing up for
00:23:39.360 him and now all of a sudden i mean bro look just seems weird yeah well i mean another there's another
00:23:46.540 development too right so this is a uh new york post uh i'm sorry breitbart article um but apparently
00:23:54.040 uh this headline reads says document hunter listed forty nine thousand nine hundred ten dollar monthly
00:24:00.340 rent payments while living at the joe biden's residence but the only problem was or one of the
00:24:05.740 many problems i guess from this uh is that it should be noted the article says that joe biden's 2017 tax
00:24:13.040 return which is during the time that hunter was allegedly staying there um on the schedule e it
00:24:18.220 only listed nineteen thousand eight hundred dollars in rent received um and in 2018 biden listed no rents
00:24:24.680 received um but it's been confirmed that you know hunter biden listed this dress at his
00:24:30.140 current residence during that time yeah but that also doesn't mean that he was paying for that
00:24:34.520 address in rent what do you mean well i mean what if he owned another property oh no no no no it was
00:24:40.800 that address what's that so this was a background screening request has the the uh the address that
00:24:50.300 we're in question and it shows how much he's paying in monthly rent oh okay well that's definitely
00:24:55.040 fucked up man listen man i try to be fair devil's advocate it's important though it's important 0.96
00:25:01.380 because i mean there's a lot of weird stuff going on but no it's well i i i i definitely expect them
00:25:07.000 now that they're being aggressive towards biden yeah um to start blowing this hunter shit up too
00:25:12.880 i mean this is how they're going to get him the fuck out they're going to expose all the corruption
00:25:16.620 they're going to expose him as a traitor which he fucking is okay uh and you know this 0.91
00:25:23.700 motherfucker was on tv today again saying if you're going to take on the gut my i love my right
00:25:29.220 wing friends who say the the tree of liberty has to occasionally be uh watered with the blood of
00:25:34.740 patriots uh come on man you know if you're going to take on the government you don't need ar-15s you 1.00
00:25:40.240 need f-15 no shit bro so like let's we can own f-15s now that that's actually what the founding 0.82
00:25:45.340 fathers meant what they meant was we can own the same equipment that you fuckers can own and that's the
00:25:51.320 that should be legal technically we do own that shit we pay for it well look man if we're being 0.68
00:25:58.640 this dude's on tv threatening the fucking citizens of this country now 0.89
00:26:02.120 yeah how how how is it that a president should be fucking threatening the citizens of their fucking
00:26:09.240 country and he's making a mistake too because he's threatening the majority of citizens in the
00:26:14.860 country 10 bucks he hides in ukraine when he gets impeached i don't know i don't know man i know this
00:26:22.760 i know that guy has taken millions and tens of millions of dollars fucking hundreds of millions 0.89
00:26:29.920 of dollars over the course of his life from people that have interests they ain't us
00:26:33.880 and now he's fucking doing all this shit and none of it for the last two years benefits our country 0.95
00:26:40.380 does it benefit our country the amount of money they printed no does it benefit our country the
00:26:46.500 amount of illegals that they fucking allow across the border no does it benefit our country the uh 0.98
00:26:51.760 the way that they continue to propagate tyranny through uh technology and fucking covid and all
00:26:57.980 this other bullshit no i mean we could go on and on and on how much money they sent to ukraine that 0.63
00:27:05.080 has nothing like bro they're fucking milking us they're destroying our fucking economy intentionally 0.99
00:27:11.420 intentionally
00:27:13.220 and this guy's at the fucking front of the line doing it and don't think that just because the 0.95
00:27:21.480 press has turned on him that they don't have somebody worse right behind them because i guarantee
00:27:25.580 whatever the fuck they got planned is worse no i think i mean i would say at some point bro the 0.66
00:27:32.620 citizens of this country have to fucking wake the fuck up to what's really happening and you need 0.97
00:27:36.420 to rise above your self-given identity of democrat or republican and see yourself as a fucking citizen
00:27:42.840 of this country and not a part of their fucking club because we ain't in it just like george carlin 0.96
00:27:47.540 said they're they got a club that we ain't in and it does it just it we we are the peasants and they
00:27:54.000 are the fucking royalty in their minds and it's there's way more of us than there is them and like bro until 0.89
00:27:59.580 people forget figure that out and realize that all the infighting and all the shit that we argue 0.68
00:28:05.560 about on the internet and fucking hate each other over and all this shit bro all that shit's intentional 0.97
00:28:10.680 it's intentional we're being intentionally played to hate each other over all these trivial fucking 0.88
00:28:16.960 bullshit things so that they can do this
00:28:21.580 yeah well let's keep building right off of this man going right into headline number two
00:28:29.740 um i'm sure you saw this uh headline number two a atf stabilizer brace rule means the registration of
00:28:37.440 millions of guns uh the bureau of alcohol tobacco firearms and explosives or the atf stabilizer brace
00:28:44.200 rule was finalized on january 13th 2023 and uh portons the registration of million of guns
00:28:50.880 uh bright bar news reported the announcement of the finalized rule noting uh that owners of said
00:28:57.080 braces will have 120 days to register them once the rule is published into the federal register
00:29:03.220 um on the low end officials estimated about 3 million stabilizing braces are currently in circulation
00:29:10.420 on the higher end it could be anywhere between 10 and 40 million it's that it's definitely that
00:29:16.120 so um for stabilizer brace owners who do not wish to register their guns the atf provides for
00:29:23.040 alternatives they can turn the entire fire firearm with the attached stabilizing brace into the atf
00:29:28.360 they can destroy the whole firearm they can convert the short barreled rifle into a long barrel rifle
00:29:35.020 or they can permanently remove and dispose of or alter the stabilizing brace from the firearm so that
00:29:40.500 it cannot be reattached um now it should be noted that bright bar news uh they noted that the united
00:29:47.040 states court of appeals for the fifth circuit struck down the atf's bump stock ban on january 6 2023 so
00:29:54.040 just a couple of days ago there was another big loss but for them for them all righty i got now look
00:29:59.420 dude a bump stock like people like a lot of people don't understand the difference here a bump the atf don't
00:30:05.920 even understand no bro a bump stock could potentially in my mind be a way around having a fully automatic
00:30:15.020 weapon like if you have an effective bump stock and you know how to use it it turns your weapon into
00:30:19.280 fully automatic okay now and what a lot of people don't understand is that fully automatic weapons are
00:30:26.320 actually less deadly than semi-automatic weapons because you're just shooting fucking shit all over 0.95
00:30:30.980 the place and you're not selecting your target and double tapping or fucking shooting one shot most 0.94
00:30:36.680 of these dudes that go into combat aren't running through the fucking streets on full auto bro they're 0.97
00:30:40.800 running through fucking single shotting so the argument of how dangerous this actually is is you kind 0.95
00:30:47.100 of have to understand that like a bump stock makes you less effective exactly right i'll go get somebody
00:30:51.780 with a bump stock all day long correct so but there's more of an argument for a ban on bump stocks than
00:30:57.140 there is on a fucking brace a stabilizing brace and if you understand what the fuck this is and let's be real 0.91
00:31:03.920 about the conversation the whole reason the stabilizing brace even exists is because they have regulation
00:31:10.640 about owning what's called a sbr which is short barrel rifle that you have to register to get paperwork for in
00:31:15.880 so many states which makes no sense there's no sense as to why you would have to register a sbr when you can go
00:31:22.340 buy an ar-15 that's fucking three inches longer makes no sense okay so the whole reason the braces 0.95
00:31:28.140 exist is to work around that law they've identified that after fucking 20 years because they're stupid 0.96
00:31:34.120 uh and now they're trying to remove that but the thing is is that our constitution says that we have
00:31:43.460 the right to fucking own these things period and like the fact that there's any gun laws in terms of 0.83
00:31:49.120 like levels of weapons that we guys dude fully automatic machine guns and shit were legal until 0.59
00:31:53.220 1986 you could order that shit off a sears magazine bro you could you could order a thompson machine gun 0.85
00:31:57.700 right out of fucking sears bro okay and the fact that those things are fucking totally outlawed in my 0.93
00:32:05.880 opinion is against the second amendment and what the fuck it stands for and joe biden could go on stage 0.65
00:32:11.380 all fucking day long and say oh what do you guys think the deer wear kevlar vest no motherfucker we 0.97
00:32:17.780 think a bunch of tyrants like you fucks are gonna come fuck with us that's the point of the second 1.00
00:32:23.020 amendment if you read the second amendment the point is about distributing power evenly against the
00:32:28.560 fucking uh between the citizens and the federal government that's what the second amendment is 0.83
00:32:33.380 about has nothing to do with fucking hunting and all you fucking idiots out there that think that 0.62
00:32:37.500 use that as an argument you sound like a fucking moron because you don't even know what the second 0.98
00:32:42.260 amendments for all right so should there be responsible gun laws i believe there should be
00:32:47.880 i'm not some total anarchist no law motherfucker i believe that if you're a violent criminal you should
00:32:53.080 not be allowed to own guns okay i believe that even if you serve your time and you're a violent
00:32:57.620 criminal no guns for you bro sorry you lost that right i also believe that if you were going to own
00:33:02.960 a machine gun you should be able to own it if you want to i believe that we should be able to buy
00:33:08.920 tanks if we want to if we can afford to and that's what we want we should be able to do that
00:33:13.720 because bro they have it all right should there be some common sense rules like maybe a clean criminal
00:33:20.640 record and all that shit yeah i don't have a problem with that but the point is is that we have to have 0.73
00:33:26.300 these tools in order to keep us from what's happened to every single uh d firearm population in the
00:33:34.820 history of time which is complete oppression and genocide eventually like this this is real shit
00:33:41.400 yeah well here's a good thing andy so like you know the state of illinois they just put in this
00:33:45.380 assault weapon ban i saw the entire state well this headline reads sheriffs in 80 illinois counties say
00:33:51.680 they will not enforce assault weapons ban how many counties are there in illinois uh i believe there's
00:33:56.220 102 well that's good yeah that's fucking that's the kind of shit that we need to happen in this whole 0.85
00:34:01.940 on this whole tyrannical fucking nonsense that's happening bro the sheriffs and the local police
00:34:09.420 department should stand the fuck up for the people in fact bro uh we should just not all pay taxes and
00:34:16.100 the police fucking keep them from enforcing that right right like bro these people are stealing our 0.94
00:34:22.740 fucking money and you guys who the cops and you the police officers and the sheriffs they're stealing 0.97
00:34:27.360 your money too bro they're doing all the same shit that you motherfuckers are doing everybody else 0.95
00:34:31.660 like at some point dude people with authority and power are gonna have to stand up to these
00:34:37.420 motherfuckers and bro this shit over in illinois that's bullshit and dude like i know there's 0.99
00:34:43.720 people that are watching this right now or listening to this right now who are from like fucking new 0.99
00:34:47.220 york from california that don't understand guns like they're afraid of guns like bro i carry a gun
00:34:52.160 everywhere i fucking go and i have since 2003 i i don't i don't fucking leave i don't go anywhere 0.99
00:35:00.200 without it anywhere anytime any of you motherfuckers have ever fucking met me at any fucking point in 0.99
00:35:06.220 time i've been wearing a fucking weapon you see me at a fucking speed i'm wearing a gun you see me at 0.99
00:35:12.280 the fucking restaurant i'm wearing a gun like anywhere you fucking have met me i have it on me bro 0.98
00:35:17.560 all the time okay and there's lots of other people that live that way too and you want that
00:35:22.760 because i can promise you this if some of these fucking crazy far left fucking insane people that 0.92
00:35:29.040 they try to paint this far right that actually go in and do this shooting he walked into a hotel lobby
00:35:32.840 i'm standing there i'm putting two in his fucking face yeah if everybody's carrying the there's a 0.99
00:35:39.240 lower level of fucking around that happens bro that is statistically proven the highest fucking bro we've 0.96
00:35:46.220 seen it with all these fucking people on the show explaining the highest levels of gun violence
00:35:52.340 happen in which communities communities with the lowest amount of carrying legal carrying i should
00:35:57.860 say the communities that ban guns you have to be a special kind of fucking stupid bro real talk 0.64
00:36:07.920 to believe that a law okay the whole definition of a criminal is what somebody who breaks it okay
00:36:17.080 somebody who breaks the law so how fucking stupid do you actually have to be to believe that you can 0.96
00:36:25.220 make a law that will keep criminals from doing bad shit unless the point is to to make everybody
00:36:32.100 criminal so that we can then oppress that's the whole other argument right you know nobody's even
00:36:37.480 getting that i think these motherfuckers here's the point the whole point of this whole thing has 0.89
00:36:41.820 nothing to do with the brace or anything i'm glad you brought this back around what it actually has to
00:36:46.960 do with is making criminals out of the most aggressive pro 2a people in this country yeah 40 million of 1.00
00:36:54.400 them this is what if they can take those people off the street so if they can't remove the guns how do
00:37:00.160 we remove the people who are the most fucking gun happy that are the most likely to protect our country
00:37:05.780 we from fucking tyranny what else can't you do when you're a criminal or a felon can't vote i mean 0.82
00:37:11.540 there's a big picture here guys dude no shit that's exactly what this is about you know but this is 0.72
00:37:17.460 uh sheriff darby uh bowie uh his statement he says uh quote part of my duties that i accepted upon
00:37:23.600 being sworn into office was to protect the rights provided to all of us in the constitution one of those
00:37:29.840 rights enumerated as the right of the people to keep and bear arms provided under the second
00:37:35.260 amendment the right to keep and bear arms for defense of life liberty and property is regarded
00:37:40.820 as an inalienable right by the people the right to bear the right to keep and bear arms for the defense
00:37:48.140 of life liberty property is regarded as an inalienable right by the people period it does not say
00:37:58.980 for defense of life, liberty, property,
00:38:02.000 and fucking deer hunting.
00:38:03.440 Right.
00:38:05.680 Like, the argument is bullshit.
00:38:08.100 It's a bullshit argument.
00:38:10.120 And so what this is ultimately about,
00:38:13.480 and I think everybody who fucking knows anything
00:38:15.880 about what's going on will agree
00:38:18.680 that this is about criminalizing
00:38:20.800 the most aggressive patriotic people in this country
00:38:24.340 who understand that, quote, perfectly fine,
00:38:27.320 which is the reason they invest their money
00:38:29.680 into these sort of weapons.
00:38:31.560 So if they can make criminals out of those people
00:38:34.160 and they can remove them from society somehow
00:38:36.900 or remove their influence from society,
00:38:39.540 they can do what they're going to do much easier,
00:38:43.180 which is why you people on the fucking left 0.94
00:38:45.800 and the progressive left should be super pissed about this.
00:38:48.980 Yeah.
00:38:49.700 Like, you guys are being fucking played.
00:38:52.160 Oh, a law will stop a criminal
00:38:54.320 when the whole definition of a criminal
00:38:56.020 is a person who breaks the law.
00:38:58.220 Holy shit, dude.
00:38:59.880 Holy shit.
00:39:01.340 Yeah.
00:39:01.620 Hold on, bro.
00:39:02.340 Let's just make a law saying you can't rape people. 1.00
00:39:04.420 There's people that believe this.
00:39:06.120 Yeah.
00:39:06.660 Let's make a law that says you can't murder nobody.
00:39:09.060 Oh, wait.
00:39:11.000 Oh, okay.
00:39:14.380 Bro, this is all...
00:39:15.260 It's all smoking fucking mirrors, bro.
00:39:17.560 It's so sinister, man.
00:39:18.600 Oh, it ain't smoking mirrors.
00:39:19.220 It's a fucking dangerous...
00:39:20.660 And it's dangerous for every single person in this country.
00:39:23.420 With the people who are rooting for it
00:39:25.420 and the people who are against it.
00:39:27.840 Because it's about disrupting the balance of power
00:39:30.060 between the citizens and the fucking federal government.
00:39:32.380 And what does that tell you about the federal government
00:39:34.200 when they keep trying to do that?
00:39:36.080 When you got Joe Biden on TV saying,
00:39:38.420 ha, ha, ha,
00:39:39.520 you need F-15s, not AR-15s.
00:39:43.180 Do you not think that that's fucking...
00:39:44.900 Do you think that's the way a president
00:39:46.380 should be talking to his fucking citizens?
00:39:48.180 Mm-hmm.
00:39:49.560 Oh, you guys can think
00:39:50.600 you're going to overthrow me all you want, 0.95
00:39:52.300 but I'll fucking kill you. 0.97
00:39:54.900 Because that's what the fuck he's saying.
00:39:56.340 That's exactly what he's saying.
00:39:57.660 No.
00:40:01.680 Well, guys, that was headline number two.
00:40:03.620 Third and final headline.
00:40:04.320 Bro, I know a bunch of ATF guys, bro.
00:40:06.080 These ATF motherfuckers 1.00
00:40:07.240 understand the Second Amendment.
00:40:08.300 They're not about to influence it.
00:40:09.080 They're not doing this shit.
00:40:10.260 No.
00:40:11.520 No.
00:40:12.180 You know what I'm saying?
00:40:12.480 I think they're just trying to criminalize
00:40:14.620 all these good fucking law-abiding people.
00:40:16.780 Yeah.
00:40:16.940 And to, I mean, in hopes to fucking silence it, bro.
00:40:18.580 Good luck enforcing it, too.
00:40:20.220 Because it is 40 million.
00:40:21.460 It's not fucking three.
00:40:22.560 It might be more than 40, bro.
00:40:23.640 Bro, every dude I know that's into guns
00:40:25.620 has all kinds of fucking braces.
00:40:27.240 Yeah.
00:40:29.900 Yeah.
00:40:30.440 I'm just going to fucking SBR on mine.
00:40:32.360 I'm just going to hide mine upstairs.
00:40:33.960 No, I'm just going to SBR on mine.
00:40:35.420 Biden can't do stairs well.
00:40:37.120 Yeah, no shit.
00:40:39.540 Well, guys, that was headline number two.
00:40:41.180 I want to SBR all my shit anyway.
00:40:43.220 I've just been lazy about doing all the shit.
00:40:44.740 The point is, we shouldn't even have to do paperwork for that.
00:40:47.460 Shouldn't have to do it.
00:40:48.120 Well, that's the other part of it, too.
00:40:49.660 Like, you got to pay us 200 bucks
00:40:51.600 so we don't make you a criminal.
00:40:53.480 Yeah.
00:40:53.920 Per weapon.
00:40:55.100 Per weapon.
00:40:55.720 Yeah.
00:40:56.680 Okay.
00:40:57.320 Bro, it's crazy to me, bro,
00:40:58.880 like, how many people who don't grow up,
00:41:01.700 like, dude, we're in Missouri, right?
00:41:03.480 Like, every motherfucker walking down the street
00:41:05.120 has got fucking guns. 0.54
00:41:06.220 Every fucking single one.
00:41:06.980 Dude, my grandma got a gun. 1.00
00:41:08.140 Yeah, everybody does.
00:41:09.840 Everybody carries.
00:41:11.340 And, you know, it's crazy to me
00:41:15.280 that people that come from these, like,
00:41:16.660 more liberal areas,
00:41:18.040 like, how they react when they even see a gun.
00:41:20.500 Oh, my God.
00:41:21.480 Dude, it's, like, absurd.
00:41:22.960 Is that an assault?
00:41:24.080 Semi-automatic weapon?
00:41:25.400 One time I was doing an NFCO project,
00:41:28.640 and one of the dudes that came in,
00:41:30.140 these guys were young,
00:41:30.940 and they were, like, maybe, like, 22 or some shit.
00:41:34.760 And, you know, I fucking sat down,
00:41:37.820 and, you know, what happens sometimes
00:41:39.320 when you sit down
00:41:39.880 when you're carrying a gun all the time?
00:41:41.260 You take it out of your fucking pocket
00:41:42.960 or take it out of your, off your waistband
00:41:45.420 and fucking set it on the table 0.98
00:41:46.680 because guess what?
00:41:47.800 It's not the most comfortable
00:41:48.860 when you're sitting down.
00:41:50.080 So I fucking take the gun out
00:41:51.780 and set it on the table, bro.
00:41:53.700 You would have thought, bro.
00:41:56.000 He's going to rob us.
00:41:56.900 Oh, my God.
00:41:58.320 Like, their faces turn fucking pale white.
00:42:01.760 I'm like, what?
00:42:02.940 And they're like, is that a gun?
00:42:04.980 I'm like, yeah.
00:42:06.660 Sure is.
00:42:07.220 Yeah.
00:42:07.740 That was a Glock 17.
00:42:09.180 Yeah.
00:42:09.740 But, like, it's just like, holy shit, dude.
00:42:13.280 Like, the way they reacted,
00:42:14.920 it was just like, holy shit, man.
00:42:16.840 Like, you guys really don't know shit
00:42:19.560 about fucking anything.
00:42:22.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:42:22.840 Yeah.
00:42:23.180 Like, these motherfuckers couldn't change a tire. 0.99
00:42:25.760 You know the video of the guy
00:42:26.860 shooting that gun and he cries?
00:42:27.700 Do you know what I'm saying, though?
00:42:28.660 Like, dude, pardon?
00:42:30.000 Yes.
00:42:30.520 You know what I'm saying?
00:42:31.160 Yes.
00:42:31.520 Yes.
00:42:31.580 And then it shows a little nine-year-old girl
00:42:36.040 fucking unloading. 0.87
00:42:36.940 Yeah, but, dude, like, it's sad
00:42:39.140 because think of how sheltered
00:42:40.540 they really have been.
00:42:42.080 Like, these motherfuckers can't figure out
00:42:43.600 how to change a fucking tire, bro. 0.97
00:42:45.440 They don't know how to shoot a gun.
00:42:47.500 They don't know how to fucking do
00:42:48.320 anything practical at all.
00:42:50.240 Like, and then the worst part is
00:42:52.520 they have the attitude of anything
00:42:53.720 that they don't understand is fucking bad. 0.95
00:42:55.460 Mm-hmm.
00:42:56.640 Now they're doing that
00:42:57.320 and they can't protect themselves
00:42:58.480 and they want to defund the people who will
00:43:00.320 and then...
00:43:01.140 Bro, it's all idealistic
00:43:02.440 fucking bullshit nonsense.
00:43:04.220 That gets you nowhere.
00:43:05.200 Yeah.
00:43:07.560 Yeah, speaking of more idealistic nonsense,
00:43:10.440 I got headline number three.
00:43:12.120 And as promised...
00:43:15.960 Dicks! 0.96
00:43:16.640 Dicks, guys.
00:43:17.720 Headline number three.
00:43:18.720 I was waiting for it.
00:43:19.860 Woke.
00:43:20.320 I've been over here salivating.
00:43:21.560 Yeah, are you?
00:43:22.140 Yeah.
00:43:22.640 For all the dicks.
00:43:23.420 Woke $10 million MLK penis statue
00:43:29.880 insults black community. 0.97
00:43:31.780 Coretta Scott King Ken.
00:43:33.720 Okay, now listen.
00:43:34.600 I would say it should be insulting.
00:43:36.240 It should be insulting
00:43:37.200 and just this is a...
00:43:39.140 $10 million for that fucking piece of shit?
00:43:41.220 $10 million for that large penis, man.
00:43:43.220 Shit's crazy.
00:43:44.780 Bro, what is that really supposed to be?
00:43:46.680 Well, so...
00:43:48.420 I got the picture it's supposed to be after,
00:43:50.440 but the article reads,
00:43:52.220 it says,
00:43:52.660 even some kin of Coretta Scott King
00:43:56.020 hate the new $10 million sculpture
00:43:59.200 just dedicated to her
00:44:00.840 and her iconic civil rights leader husband 0.66
00:44:03.000 in Boston
00:44:03.680 with a cousin claiming
00:44:05.080 it looks like a penis. 0.93
00:44:07.880 The massive bronze piece
00:44:09.740 titled The Embrace
00:44:11.180 features two sets of arms
00:44:13.560 holding each other
00:44:14.480 and artistic interpretation
00:44:15.860 of the classic photo
00:44:17.500 of Coretta and Hubby Martin Luther King Jr.
00:44:19.700 hugging after he won
00:44:21.320 the Nobel Peace Prize.
00:44:22.440 So, here's the picture
00:44:23.680 that it was modeled after, okay?
00:44:27.320 And wish.com,
00:44:29.080 this is what we got.
00:44:30.480 Okay?
00:44:31.560 So...
00:44:32.080 Go back.
00:44:33.360 Yeah, okay.
00:44:34.340 Which one?
00:44:34.800 Which one?
00:44:35.160 Go back.
00:44:35.380 This one?
00:44:36.340 And back again.
00:44:38.300 How is that...
00:44:39.400 How are those the two same things?
00:44:43.460 Like, how is that
00:44:44.980 a representation of that picture at all?
00:44:47.480 Yeah.
00:44:47.700 The only thing
00:44:50.100 that's even kind of similar
00:44:51.380 is that she has
00:44:52.260 her little bracelet on
00:44:53.360 that they put on the...
00:44:54.520 Mm-hmm.
00:44:56.600 Bro, listen, man.
00:44:58.480 It's so weird.
00:45:00.560 Oh, there's more.
00:45:01.960 I'm just saying,
00:45:02.860 I mean, like,
00:45:03.340 the cousin goes in pretty hard, man.
00:45:06.360 Okay?
00:45:06.680 She says,
00:45:07.820 uh,
00:45:08.540 the main...
00:45:09.400 Quote,
00:45:10.040 the mainstream media
00:45:11.560 was reporting on it
00:45:12.840 like it was all beautiful
00:45:14.080 because they were told
00:45:15.660 that they had to say that.
00:45:17.240 Seneca Scott,
00:45:18.100 Coretta Scott's king.
00:45:19.020 This is Coretta Scott's king cousin.
00:45:21.080 Okay?
00:45:21.380 She told the Post
00:45:22.180 by following Sunday
00:45:23.180 referring to the new artwork
00:45:24.700 on the Boston.
00:45:25.480 She said,
00:45:25.960 but then when it came out,
00:45:28.100 a little boy pointed out,
00:45:29.760 that's a penis. 0.98
00:45:31.200 And everyone was like,
00:45:33.000 yo,
00:45:33.520 that's a big old dong, man.
00:45:35.900 Said the 43-year-old
00:45:37.480 Oakland, California resident.
00:45:39.740 Quote,
00:45:39.860 if you had showed
00:45:40.920 that statue
00:45:41.700 to anyone in the hood,
00:45:43.720 they'd been like,
00:45:44.880 no,
00:45:45.560 absolutely not.
00:45:47.080 He added scornfully
00:45:48.240 that the compact magazines,
00:45:50.060 uh,
00:45:50.220 $10 million
00:45:50.900 were wasted
00:45:52.360 to create
00:45:52.860 a masturbatory
00:45:53.960 mental Amish
00:45:55.280 to my legendary
00:45:56.460 family members.
00:45:57.840 One of the all-time
00:45:58.980 greatest American families,
00:46:00.440 Seneca told the Post
00:46:01.420 that, quote,
00:46:02.060 woke culture
00:46:03.220 allowed that expensive
00:46:04.740 abstract experiment
00:46:06.020 to come to fruition.
00:46:08.300 Members of the king's family
00:46:09.600 last week
00:46:11.060 unveiled the artwork
00:46:12.040 near where MLK
00:46:13.200 and Coretta
00:46:13.640 first met
00:46:14.620 in college.
00:46:16.600 So,
00:46:17.520 yeah.
00:46:19.780 It's a big old dong.
00:46:25.420 I'm sorry.
00:46:26.200 I just had to.
00:46:27.200 Bro,
00:46:27.760 that's what the fuck
00:46:28.540 it looks like.
00:46:29.120 Yeah, man.
00:46:30.080 I mean,
00:46:31.540 why they,
00:46:31.980 like,
00:46:32.200 why they leave
00:46:32.720 the head off?
00:46:33.900 Dude,
00:46:34.260 listen,
00:46:34.620 it's bullshit.
00:46:35.800 It's shit art,
00:46:36.780 okay?
00:46:37.220 This is,
00:46:37.740 this is,
00:46:38.200 look,
00:46:39.580 man,
00:46:41.020 any single,
00:46:41.740 any single person
00:46:42.700 that would look at this
00:46:43.520 would say,
00:46:43.980 that's fucking garbage,
00:46:44.920 okay?
00:46:46.400 And,
00:46:46.880 she's right.
00:46:48.020 They are told to say that.
00:46:49.080 Yeah.
00:46:49.360 I'm sorry,
00:46:49.760 I think I misquoted.
00:46:50.660 It was a,
00:46:50.920 it's a him.
00:46:51.520 Oh, him.
00:46:52.020 He's right.
00:46:52.780 And you know what else,
00:46:53.580 dude?
00:46:54.280 If they really wanted
00:46:55.240 to pay homage,
00:46:55.980 they would have made
00:46:56.540 an exact statue
00:46:58.260 of that fucking moment, 0.96
00:46:59.920 okay?
00:47:00.460 But because our country
00:47:02.320 is being overrun
00:47:04.900 by communist fucking culture
00:47:06.440 and Marxist culture,
00:47:07.560 they do not do things
00:47:09.480 that inspire
00:47:10.500 any sort of identity
00:47:12.360 or any sort of pride.
00:47:14.160 This is why the buildings
00:47:15.300 look like shit.
00:47:16.520 This is why we aren't building
00:47:17.760 beautiful cathedrals anymore.
00:47:19.280 This is why
00:47:19.860 all of our cities
00:47:21.120 look the same.
00:47:21.900 They're minimalist garbage
00:47:23.180 that don't inspire
00:47:24.020 any sort of pride.
00:47:25.620 Everything in our culture
00:47:26.840 is designed
00:47:28.060 to demoralize us,
00:47:29.540 and this is an example
00:47:30.820 of that.
00:47:31.660 So all of the people
00:47:32.540 who are upset about this
00:47:33.840 just realize
00:47:34.860 that this is another product
00:47:36.340 of Marxist
00:47:37.300 slash communist ideology
00:47:38.740 that is designed
00:47:39.940 for American citizens
00:47:41.140 to have no pride
00:47:42.240 in their history.
00:47:43.180 That's what this is about,
00:47:44.760 okay?
00:47:45.300 So, yeah,
00:47:46.500 it's fucking bullshit. 0.81
00:47:48.020 And you know what?
00:47:48.700 If you want to tear
00:47:49.360 a fucking statue down, 0.94
00:47:50.540 why don't we start
00:47:51.020 with that one?
00:47:51.880 Instead of the motherfuckers 1.00
00:47:53.040 like Ulysses S. Grant
00:47:54.600 who was actually
00:47:55.540 on the ground
00:47:56.280 freeing
00:47:57.260 the fucking slaves.
00:47:58.480 Demoralization,
00:48:03.360 100%.
00:48:04.140 This is intentional.
00:48:05.740 It's supposed to be garbage.
00:48:07.140 It's supposed to be disgusting.
00:48:08.700 It's supposed to be despicable
00:48:09.960 because when they erase history
00:48:12.240 and erase the pride
00:48:13.160 that we have
00:48:13.640 in our own culture and history,
00:48:15.080 it is easy for them
00:48:16.040 to install a new system.
00:48:17.980 That's what the fuck
00:48:18.640 this is about,
00:48:19.320 in my opinion.
00:48:21.060 Like,
00:48:21.220 that shit should be
00:48:21.880 torn the fuck down.
00:48:22.880 Oh, 100%, man.
00:48:24.480 Like, that's a...
00:48:25.200 Put the heads on it at least.
00:48:25.840 Bro, that is an insult
00:48:27.260 to the good work
00:48:28.920 that that man did.
00:48:29.800 And a lot of people say
00:48:30.580 he was a Marxist
00:48:31.480 or he was a this
00:48:32.240 or he was a that.
00:48:33.440 Maybe so.
00:48:34.140 I don't fucking know, bro.
00:48:35.220 I wasn't there.
00:48:36.140 But the man that
00:48:37.100 the history painted him to be
00:48:38.660 was one of the greatest
00:48:40.020 fucking Americans 0.88
00:48:40.840 that ever lived.
00:48:41.740 No.
00:48:41.960 And he deserves
00:48:42.720 better than that.
00:48:44.640 That's a fact.
00:48:46.760 His message of hope
00:48:48.000 and love and unity,
00:48:49.480 okay,
00:48:49.920 that's an important message.
00:48:51.560 Nothing about Marx.
00:48:52.420 That doesn't sound...
00:48:52.880 The message of judging people
00:48:55.160 by the content
00:48:55.820 of their character
00:48:56.460 and not by the color
00:48:57.200 of their skin
00:48:57.680 is an important message.
00:48:59.260 So, like,
00:48:59.800 I don't really like
00:49:00.460 that people are trying
00:49:01.380 to, like,
00:49:02.400 tarnish his reputation
00:49:03.620 by saying all this shit.
00:49:05.100 I don't know.
00:49:06.000 But these people
00:49:06.680 don't know fucking either. 0.97
00:49:07.920 You know what I'm saying?
00:49:08.780 Like, it's like people
00:49:09.440 see one meme about something
00:49:10.640 and all of a sudden,
00:49:11.660 you know,
00:49:11.980 everybody's bad.
00:49:13.080 I don't know.
00:49:14.020 But I know this.
00:49:14.740 The message that
00:49:15.640 that man is remembered for
00:49:16.740 is a very fucking
00:49:17.640 important message
00:49:18.400 that we should all
00:49:19.020 strive to embody.
00:49:20.220 Yeah.
00:49:20.740 Facts.
00:49:21.100 Well, guys,
00:49:23.880 it is our
00:49:24.560 final segment
00:49:26.540 of the show
00:49:27.040 where we
00:49:29.440 show a headline
00:49:30.720 that's either
00:49:31.900 going to get a thumbs up
00:49:32.860 or to be dumb as fuck. 0.88
00:49:35.080 With that being said,
00:49:36.920 as promised...
00:49:38.580 It's got to be more dicks.
00:49:39.560 More penises. 1.00
00:49:41.700 Penis-shaped rock
00:49:42.880 believed to improve
00:49:44.320 performance in bed
00:49:45.860 attracts visitors.
00:49:47.240 So, basically,
00:49:47.860 everybody goes there
00:49:48.620 and can't fuck. 0.93
00:49:49.420 Basically.
00:49:50.060 Yeah.
00:49:50.340 So, my question is
00:49:51.060 when are we booking
00:49:52.100 a flight?
00:49:56.900 So, okay.
00:49:58.560 Okay.
00:49:58.920 For real.
00:50:00.020 Okay.
00:50:00.500 The article reads,
00:50:01.240 forget the hard rock cafe.
00:50:02.880 This hard rock
00:50:03.820 is the latest
00:50:04.620 tourist attraction.
00:50:06.440 Men from near
00:50:07.680 and far
00:50:08.400 are visiting
00:50:09.580 this bizarre
00:50:10.480 penis-shaped
00:50:11.320 land farm
00:50:12.080 with hopes
00:50:13.080 some of its
00:50:14.820 mystical
00:50:15.420 or mythical
00:50:16.500 sexual magic
00:50:17.560 will rub off
00:50:18.280 or help them
00:50:19.360 find a soulmate.
00:50:20.400 local tourists
00:50:21.340 in Indonesia
00:50:22.420 are floating
00:50:23.580 along the rocky
00:50:24.580 inlets
00:50:25.160 of
00:50:26.000 Sukabumi
00:50:27.660 Sukabumi
00:50:29.200 Regency
00:50:32.220 West Java
00:50:33.380 to see the notorious
00:50:34.200 penis rock.
00:50:35.880 Decades of erosion
00:50:37.120 and weathering
00:50:38.740 erected a natural
00:50:40.020 stone formation
00:50:41.120 into the shape
00:50:44.040 of resembling
00:50:45.340 a man's genitals. 0.97
00:50:46.720 Okay.
00:50:46.880 The bizarre stone
00:50:47.940 can be seen
00:50:48.620 jutting out
00:50:49.400 from an inlet
00:50:50.240 in the
00:50:51.420 Celta
00:50:52.700 Palabaranutu
00:50:56.260 UNESCO
00:50:57.540 Global
00:50:58.100 Geopark.
00:50:59.220 Okay.
00:51:00.760 It says,
00:51:01.240 quote,
00:51:01.500 this stone
00:51:02.480 has been around
00:51:03.180 for a long time.
00:51:04.640 Longer than four hours.
00:51:09.640 Better call a doctor. 0.55
00:51:10.840 It may have been
00:51:12.420 formed thousands
00:51:13.360 of years ago
00:51:14.320 and local people
00:51:16.640 call it a penis rock. 0.86
00:51:18.160 Okay.
00:51:18.400 Now I'm going to
00:51:18.800 show you a picture.
00:51:19.920 All right.
00:51:21.040 Everybody just grow
00:51:21.740 the fuck up here
00:51:22.440 real quick.
00:51:23.820 Okay.
00:51:29.480 Bro,
00:51:30.040 whose dick 0.90
00:51:30.460 looks like that?
00:51:31.260 Bro.
00:51:33.920 Come on,
00:51:34.640 man.
00:51:35.360 If that's,
00:51:36.000 if that's,
00:51:36.520 I don't want that.
00:51:37.520 That must be
00:51:38.260 the white dude rock.
00:51:38.880 That's what I'm saying.
00:51:39.860 No,
00:51:40.120 that's Indonesia.
00:51:41.260 Now I did find a picture.
00:51:42.140 Here's the one in Africa. 0.96
00:51:43.260 Oh.
00:51:48.440 Now it makes sense.
00:51:49.480 You know what I'm saying?
00:51:50.460 Yeah.
00:51:51.060 You know what I'm saying?
00:51:51.920 So,
00:51:52.200 but yeah,
00:51:52.520 dude,
00:51:52.700 apparently.
00:51:56.500 I'll just wait
00:51:57.180 till I show you
00:51:57.700 the one from,
00:51:58.220 from,
00:51:58.960 from Ireland.
00:52:00.380 Oh,
00:52:00.760 bro.
00:52:01.580 No,
00:52:01.900 but yeah,
00:52:02.360 I mean.
00:52:02.540 Come on,
00:52:02.820 dude.
00:52:03.020 That doesn't look like that.
00:52:04.080 That doesn't look like a dick.
00:52:05.960 I can kind of see it.
00:52:07.080 It looks like a very tiny little dick.
00:52:08.960 Yeah.
00:52:09.380 That's a micro penis. 0.93
00:52:10.420 Yeah.
00:52:10.820 But then again,
00:52:11.400 this is a big rock formation.
00:52:12.560 I mean,
00:52:12.600 it's got a helmet.
00:52:13.680 Yeah.
00:52:13.980 You got a helmet.
00:52:14.700 Yeah.
00:52:15.180 Circumcised.
00:52:15.740 Yeah.
00:52:17.500 Well,
00:52:18.060 that's weird.
00:52:20.100 Yeah.
00:52:21.840 I would rather go see the one in Africa.
00:52:23.660 Yeah.
00:52:23.820 No shit.
00:52:24.340 Yeah.
00:52:24.920 No shit.
00:52:25.680 I think we all would want to see the one in Africa.
00:52:27.360 Yeah.
00:52:28.260 But yeah.
00:52:28.820 So,
00:52:29.000 I mean,
00:52:29.140 apparently it takes like a 30 minute fucking boat ride to get there. 0.72
00:52:32.960 So,
00:52:33.440 yeah.
00:52:33.640 I mean,
00:52:33.940 what we got on this,
00:52:35.200 Andy?
00:52:35.660 I mean,
00:52:36.540 I think this is dumb.
00:52:37.860 Yeah.
00:52:38.400 Dumb as fuck.
00:52:39.140 Yeah.
00:52:39.960 You know,
00:52:40.760 boat ride 30 minutes.
00:52:41.480 I wouldn't go.
00:52:42.180 I mean,
00:52:42.700 I wouldn't go out of my way to look at that.
00:52:45.100 No,
00:52:45.840 no.
00:52:46.640 That's not impressive.
00:52:47.640 Well,
00:52:47.800 they're saying it gives you the mythical,
00:52:49.120 like,
00:52:49.340 like there's some magical.
00:52:50.620 Really?
00:52:51.100 Yeah.
00:52:51.560 Yeah.
00:52:52.240 Okay.
00:52:52.440 I don't know,
00:52:56.600 man.
00:52:57.020 Yeah.
00:52:57.480 And these,
00:52:57.740 these fuckers in our government really got our best interest in mind.
00:53:00.420 Yeah.
00:53:00.540 No shit.
00:53:01.480 I got some oceanfront property in fucking Arizona,
00:53:03.820 bro.
00:53:04.540 You know what I'm saying?
00:53:05.460 I sell it to you for cheap.
00:53:07.740 Come on.
00:53:09.160 Dumb as fuck,
00:53:09.800 man.
00:53:09.960 I got you.
00:53:10.640 I'm not in on that.
00:53:11.700 I got it.
00:53:12.740 Well,
00:53:13.280 guys,
00:53:13.900 that's all I got.
00:53:15.080 You know,
00:53:15.320 we did have this tree one time at my dad's house that like,
00:53:21.100 if you stick,
00:53:21.760 like it looked like it had a dick coming out of it. 0.89
00:53:24.860 I think I posted on Instagram before.
00:53:28.040 Hmm.
00:53:29.100 JB lives there.
00:53:29.940 Now we have to go see if it's still there.
00:53:32.700 So the tree has a dick coming out of it.
00:53:34.660 Yeah.
00:53:34.900 But like right at like dick height.
00:53:36.720 So like,
00:53:37.280 if you stand next to it,
00:53:38.400 like,
00:53:39.040 you know,
00:53:39.660 if you stand next to it,
00:53:41.280 it looks like you got yours.
00:53:42.840 Yeah.
00:53:43.520 Okay.
00:53:43.840 And it's like anatomically correct.
00:53:46.400 Like,
00:53:46.780 it's not like,
00:53:47.220 what does that mean?
00:53:47.720 It means it's like the right size.
00:53:49.560 What's the right size?
00:53:50.980 Well,
00:53:51.320 if you saw the fucking tree, 0.88
00:53:52.300 you know,
00:53:52.900 cause that's the right fucking size.
00:53:56.640 That little rock is not the right size.
00:53:58.640 Okay.
00:53:58.960 God,
00:53:59.280 I just needed the reference.
00:54:00.320 That's what I was asking.
00:54:01.180 I'm just saying,
00:54:01.800 man,
00:54:02.580 that ain't it.
00:54:03.460 That tree.
00:54:03.940 I'll find that picture,
00:54:04.800 bro.
00:54:04.900 I know I got it.
00:54:06.060 I posted my Instagram.
00:54:08.700 I get fucking banned for it.
00:54:11.940 It really does look like a fucking dick's growing,
00:54:13.840 right out of the tree though.
00:54:14.520 Tree dick.
00:54:16.000 Talk about more than we would.
00:54:18.020 Yeah.
00:54:19.560 Okay.
00:54:21.320 All right.
00:54:21.960 That's all I got,
00:54:22.700 man.
00:54:22.740 Yeah.
00:54:23.700 So that's the dick show.
00:54:26.520 Share it.
00:54:27.620 Went from sleeping on the floor.
00:54:29.720 Now my jewelry box froze.
00:54:31.440 Fuck a bowl.
00:54:32.220 Fuck a stove. 0.96
00:54:33.080 Counted millions in the cold.
00:54:34.760 Bad bitch. 1.00
00:54:35.580 Booty swole. 1.00
00:54:36.420 Got her on bankroll.
00:54:38.080 Can't fold.
00:54:38.960 Doesn't know.
00:54:39.760 Headshot.
00:54:40.580 Case closed.
00:54:41.400 Closed.
00:54:41.680 Closed.
00:54:41.720 Closed.
00:54:41.760 Closed.
00:54:41.800 Closed.
00:54:41.820 Closed.
00:54:42.220 Closed.
00:54:42.280 Closed.
00:54:42.300 Closed.
00:54:42.800 Closed.
00:54:43.820 Closed.