REAL AF with Andy Frisella - March 01, 2024


659. Andy & DJ CTI： Trump And Biden Collide In Trips To Border, Texts About Fani Willis Affair & NY Attorney General Sues World's Largest Beef Producer

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Joe Biden Karine Jean-Pierre James Lawrence Letitia James George Floyd Mark Elias Peter Lerner
658. Q&AF： Flexible Morality, Feeling Overwhelmed & Course-Correcting On Core Values 660. Inputs & Outputs Ft. James "The Iron Cowboy" Lawrence & Sal Frisella

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In this episode of The Real Reel Reel Podcast, Andy and DJ Cruise talk about a new report that has the government lying about a certain US President and the lies that they tell us about him. They discuss the lies, the lies and the delusions of modern society and how we need to wake up to it.

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00:00:00.000 what is up guys it's andy for selling this is the show for the realistic about the lies the 0.98
00:00:21.080 fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today we 0.97
00:00:25.700 have andy and dj cruise the motherfucking internet that's what we're gonna do that's what cti stands 0.95
00:00:31.900 for it stands for cruise the internet if you don't know the deal by now then you just don't 0.96
00:00:35.440 fucking know and by the way we're not gonna do the rest of the intro i think i'm about done with 0.93
00:00:39.260 that like if you guys don't know by now you're never gonna know yeah huh ask somebody that's 0.97
00:00:44.460 right uh we just got done recording a special show for you guys that will air tomorrow with
00:00:50.420 uh our good buddy the iron cowboy james lawrence uh if you guys are interested in hearing that
00:00:57.640 stay tuned that's gonna come out tomorrow so we're on a little bit of a time crunch so in lieu of the
00:01:02.360 entire intro let's just get into the show let's get right into it man guys uh pay the fee i mean
00:01:10.640 we could still say that yes we are going to say the most important part yeah all right i need you
00:01:15.680 guys to share the show okay if you just brought me one person every single time you listen to one
00:01:22.020 of the shows that we spend all kinds of money and all kinds of time producing how big would the show
00:01:27.180 be what would the message do what would the world look like if everybody was out there listening to 0.99
00:01:31.860 real af so do your part don't be a hoe share the fucking show there you go all right yes let's get 0.99
00:01:38.940 right into it yeah biden's uh he's apparently fit for duty this is the new intro did you see this 0.98
00:01:45.620 the new report everybody's talking about no this is one of those days where i don't know what's
00:01:49.180 going on okay oh this is good this is good um yeah so so this is a uh ap article headline reads
00:01:55.100 biden continues to be fit for duty his doctors say after president undergoes annual physical
00:02:00.620 let me ask you this so so do you think like obviously they're lying right like well are they
00:02:07.280 no they got to be hold on are they though what do you mean because their plan is going exactly as
00:02:13.400 planned so he is fit for the duty that they have assigned him see bro that's that legal 1.00
00:02:19.220 bullshit that they play too oh we got to play the same shit man when they say the economy is great 0.99
00:02:24.180 they mean it because it's exactly where they want it to be when they say the border is great 1.00
00:02:29.340 andy what you got yeah i mean fuck man dude listen when they say things are going great they mean things 0.99
00:02:36.020 are going great because they are accomplishing exactly what they set out to do when they say there's 0.99
00:02:40.760 no problem at the border they mean there's no problem at the border because this is what they
00:02:45.780 intended to happen so we have to start understanding like they are not lying when they say biden is fit
00:02:51.940 for duty he's fit to do exactly what they need him to do which is destroy the country and then
00:02:56.540 we can all pretend he's just some senile old man instead of somebody that's intentionally trying to
00:03:01.620 destroy the country so he is actually the perfect guy for duty for them that's bro that makes so much 0.99
00:03:07.140 fucking sense god damn it it's the truth fuck it's the truth we keep looking at these people 0.99
00:03:12.360 you got all the lines you got all these guys out here and by the way i like most of these guys 0.99
00:03:18.240 i call them the conservative talking heads but they are and they still all right dudes i know most of 0.96
00:03:24.380 these dudes i like them but you guys keep saying can you believe this no shit this is the point this is 0.97
00:03:30.700 what they're doing bro like this is what they intend to do so yes we should believe it and we should 0.99
00:03:37.380 understand that when they say they're doing a good job they mean it that's crazy god damn it what 0.97
00:03:43.800 well i mean it's obvious to me yeah it just makes so much fucking sense man when you think about it 0.91
00:03:49.300 in that context it makes so much fucking sense it makes so much sense man be like man dude listen 0.89
00:03:54.700 let's just stop the show bro i can retire fucking fix the world right there bro yeah now one thing 0.97
00:04:01.200 they did try to bring up is about you know how he walks you know he has a weird walk he kind of 0.99
00:04:05.360 like drags his feet yeah you know like yeah you know okay he's gonna i'm sure he shocks the shit 0.86
00:04:10.200 out of everybody he touches because he builds up so much static but uh he definitely creeps him out
00:04:15.760 when he touches it is yeah i don't have you he's gonna sniff you um but his walk they they huh
00:04:21.460 i said uncle sniffy um they they did try to give some light and shed some light to his walk and
00:04:29.060 they're saying that it's it's it's because he suffers from neuropathy in his feet yeah which is
00:04:33.700 like you know meaning he can't feel it it's like absence of feel touch right there's no sensory 0.99
00:04:37.440 response shocking pains yeah all of that and creeps up your legs he's probably got fucked what 0.99
00:04:43.340 happens when you're a thousand it's bound to happen yes you know i'm saying um but there was 0.99
00:04:48.400 a doctor that did comment on this uh dr mark siegel he's a professor of medicine at the george
00:04:55.160 washington university suggested some link could exist between his physical health and his cognitive
00:05:00.120 ability because that's the big key here like they're not testing it they're not even performing
00:05:04.420 any tests now obama went through a few tests when he was in office trump went through a few when he
00:05:08.700 was in office like it's a routine thing they have not tested they will not test him and they're like oh
00:05:13.140 you know you watch his actions and just listen to his speech he's doing fine right um but this this
00:05:18.340 doctor he's not he's not the doctor that did the uh the physical on biden um but he had this to say
00:05:23.320 he says quote some neurologists have told me that this gateway your feet are kind of glued to the floor
00:05:29.300 uh is more consistent with fluid on the brain or possibly not enough blood flow to the areas of the
00:05:36.060 brain he told fox news on thursday quote i'm not saying that he has that i haven't examined them
00:05:41.860 but we didn't see any imaging of the brain mri and again no cognitive testing so it may it would
00:05:49.060 make sense you know i think it makes sense but that that's that's been the uh the kind of one of
00:05:54.340 the big talk of the towns but um i mean come on man yeah anybody with the common sense can look at
00:05:59.860 this guy and tell like this is the this is the grandpa that we put in the corner at thanksgiving and
00:06:06.860 don't listen to anything he says yeah like oh oh really grandpa you're cool man like that's who
00:06:14.020 this guy is and he's that guy for a reason why is he that guy for a reason what are they trying to do
00:06:21.540 that's where people need to start taking their brain i mean this guy's the perfect guy to do what
00:06:25.420 they what they're doing yeah and then that he's done a great job yeah he's doing a great job guys let
00:06:30.560 us know what you guys think on this conversation let us know down in the comments but with that being
00:06:33.860 said let's get into our headlines remember if you want to see any of these pictures articles links
00:06:38.580 videos go to andy for seller.com you guys can find them link there uh that being said headline number
00:06:43.240 one um this is a big topic let's talk about it headline number one reads trump and biden collide
00:06:50.440 in split screen trips to the border with immigration in the spotlight um so they're both down in texas
00:06:57.960 right now at the same time i know we touched this just a little bit on the last show
00:07:01.940 um but there's been some some various today this is today this is right when the show is recorded
00:07:06.980 um but there's some some interesting developments happening down there right now so let's get into
00:07:11.840 this so um again both by uh both president joe biden and former president donald trump are visiting
00:07:17.140 the southern border thursday in a dramatic split screen moment as the 2024 presidential campaign ramps up
00:07:23.480 over an issue that has confounded administrations of both parties for decades immigration it's biden's
00:07:29.920 second trip to the border since he took office his first was to el paso in january of 2023
00:07:35.140 this time he's set to visit brownsville a border town in the rio grande valley that has uh long felt the
00:07:42.500 impacts of migration up close quote he wanted to show that it was important for him to go down there to
00:07:48.620 hear from border patrol agents to hear from first responders white house press secretary kareem
00:07:53.460 john pierre said at a briefing wednesday biden will also deliver remarks to urge congressional
00:07:58.740 republicans to pass more border security funding a white house official said biden campaign advisor
00:08:04.100 told nbc news that biden is quote going to be pretty hot on the border and direct at trump
00:08:09.540 speaking of the bipartisan border security deal that fell through after trump pushed republicans
00:08:14.480 to vote against it the advisor added quote we needed to go to the border to crystallize that
00:08:19.300 this is on him this is on trump correct so he is in control okay so biden is the president right
00:08:31.380 and biden has let in 10 million illegals depending on who you ask
00:08:38.060 and they've sent almost 200 billion dollars to ukraine and the bill that they passed was going to send
00:08:51.380 tens of more billion dollars to ukraine and to the middle east and very and out of all three
00:09:00.020 the border was going to get the least amount of money and so trump said don't pass this
00:09:06.340 and so now the entire border situation is trump's fault yes okay i just wanted to clarify okay that
00:09:13.660 makes total sense perfect sense yes definitely trump's fault definitely yeah now in other news
00:09:18.940 there was this uh in texas they tried to pass some legislation that allowed uh like local law
00:09:24.280 enforcement to arrest these illegal uh invaders right um and and as of today a federal judge uh this
00:09:33.380 had long reached texas law letting police arrest illegal border cross is blocked by a federal judge
00:09:37.480 a federal judge said texas may not exercise immigration authority without permission from
00:09:42.100 the federal government and i've seen a lot of people online trying to blow this up and like oh
00:09:46.160 but we got we got to understand that you have to use what the law allows right and like it's not
00:09:51.320 this is a jurisdictional issue i mean it's kind of simple like yeah they're local police state police
00:09:56.760 even they don't have the powers of federal immigration laws you can't supersede that right
00:10:01.640 um but that's not the issue what's funny here is the border patrol and their response to this
00:10:08.560 situation and we touched this on on uh tuesday's episode that came out that it would be you know
00:10:13.780 trump would use this kind of the spotlight he's going to pull a lot more support he's going to get
00:10:17.500 the support from from the police in that area the first responders and that's exactly what's
00:10:21.640 happening uh look at this headline this headline reads border patrol union tells biden to keep our
00:10:27.500 name out of your mouth ahead of texas visit um the border patrol union uh issued a fiery warning on
00:10:34.760 thursday to president biden telling him to keep our name out of your mouth hours before the president
00:10:40.220 is due to meet with officials at the border and urge passage of a senate border bill here is the
00:10:47.420 official tweet from the official count of the border patrol union it reads attention president 0.98
00:10:53.520 biden keep our name out of your mouth today now if that ain't a fucking sign i don't know what is 0.98
00:10:59.020 definitely some interesting shit i mean how about you guys at the border patrol union instead of just 0.99
00:11:06.200 tweeting mean things you actually stand the fuck up and fix the problem how about that how about you 0.99
00:11:11.360 guys and all your little sheriff's departments and all the little police departments who are tweeting 0.98
00:11:15.860 out goofy shit uh how about you stand up for the people that you'd sworn oath to protect yeah how 0.97
00:11:21.060 about that i'll be i'll be impressed yeah when we start seeing that not tweets so yeah it's interesting 1.00
00:11:27.640 but it's just bullshit like most of the shit that meet these people fucking say and do yeah you know 0.99
00:11:33.880 let's let's tweet about it while the country fucking burns right you know what i mean that's a big 1.00
00:11:38.580 problem that we have in america right now is people think that like that's action like there's just 0.95
00:11:44.000 theater yeah like you you signed up to do a job to keep the border secure you signed up to be a
00:11:50.100 police officer you signed up to be a sheriff you signed up to be in the military you took an oath
00:11:55.940 to serve the people of this country above any other interest and right now there are other interests
00:12:03.440 that are violating the oath that you took and your response is to tweet that's why the country is the 0.95
00:12:10.280 way it is right now that's real shit yeah i know and people don't like to hear that and a lot of my 0.98
00:12:14.340 friends are police officers and a lot of my friends are fbi and a lot of my friends are cia and a lot of 0.96
00:12:19.340 my friends are in the military but that is the truth and until the men that swore to uphold
00:12:25.280 the oath to protect the citizens of this country above all else start to uphold that oath on their own
00:12:32.080 we're going to continue to go down in flames because that's the line you guys are the line and i'm not 0.99
00:12:37.940 saying this out of anger or being mean or being a jerk or trying to be uh clickbait or say shit i'm 0.99
00:12:45.120 just saying that's the job you signed up for and that job is not being done right now so at some 0.99
00:12:51.480 point in time these men who signed up to do this job need to start doing the job whether 1.00
00:12:56.720 the orders say so or not yeah yeah that's my take that's my opinion it's real shit man it's real shit 1.00
00:13:05.120 um now they got a little bit more context right so fox news they reached out um to the the white 1.00
00:13:13.580 house didn't of course respond to this but uh the union did issue a statement um saying that this visit
00:13:19.880 was just a little uh too little too late um so they said that uh quote but even if he were to put the
00:13:26.880 proper policies in place at this late hour he'd only be doing it to try to save his presidency
00:13:32.180 and self-serving actions when time is winding down should always give americans pause common
00:13:38.120 sense dictates that as a lame duck he'd revert to open border policies if re-elected the union said
00:13:44.160 um immediately the day after he was re-elected they would go right back to it for a couple reasons one 1.00
00:13:52.320 it's because what they want but two they want to show you fuck you they want to show you that 0.99
00:13:58.160 that's what these people are about they they will do this just to rub it in people's face 0.99
00:14:02.900 they will listen mark my words if they somehow maintain power whatever they're saying today
00:14:08.280 the next day they will come out and reverse that stuff and then they will say what are you going
00:14:13.520 to do about it right that's that's their plan it's further demoralization and destabilization of
00:14:20.460 the united states of america so that's nice that you guys are saying that and i i we all appreciate it 0.99
00:14:26.780 but uh when we talk about too little too late look in the fucking mirror yeah it's real shit i don't 0.95
00:14:34.500 you know i didn't really i mean i feel like i get trump's reasoning for going down there right but 0.98
00:14:38.420 like i also kind of don't you know maybe it's just the kids it's it's more of a campaign you know
00:14:43.860 checklist they got to run off but um i i don't agree i don't disagree with the end like there has to
00:14:49.780 be some action there and and i feel like we started seeing a little bit of it from texas trying to stand up
00:14:54.380 and do certain things but it's like you know now you start battling the the the fight is not it's
00:15:00.720 not on the republicans we're getting they're getting counted by the administration constantly 0.96
00:15:05.440 shutting the shit down you know and so it's like we got to get to a point where all right well well 0.99
00:15:09.820 well fuck what they shut down this has to get done it has to get done man because we're in a very 1.00
00:15:14.920 vulnerable state right now as a country well now we're past vulnerable we're in it we're an unsafe 1.00
00:15:19.780 state it's our our country is being invaded our our entire society is being pushed to the brink of
00:15:30.040 collapse intentionally these people just like i said they would years ago are starting to commit
00:15:37.680 tons of crime uh specifically towards women and i said that years ago we talked about what's
00:15:44.840 happened in europe and people said oh you know he's a bigot he's a he's a racist look no i'm stating
00:15:50.760 facts of what's been happening and this has been happening in europe for years and if you guys take 0.98
00:15:55.240 your head out of fucking instagram for an hour or off a tiktok for an hour and pay attention you'd 0.99
00:16:00.160 recognize what's actually happening what's actually happening is you're being replaced and you don't 1.00
00:16:05.040 understand it okay they don't give a fuck about you and i told you a long time ago that these people 0.89
00:16:10.420 are going to have more rights than you okay now we're not allowed to arrest them now they're allowed 0.90
00:16:15.700 to be police officers now they're being talked about allowed to join the military to gain citizenship
00:16:20.600 and what else did i tell you was going to happen i told you they were going to train them i told you
00:16:24.800 they were going to arm them and in fact a lot of these people are already trained all right so what
00:16:30.100 do you think is going to happen when this summer because they are going to do this this summer
00:16:34.440 you you guys think you know george floyd was bad wait until this summer when it's the migrants versus 0.99
00:16:41.640 the citizens of the united states and you're forced to join in because there is not enough police and
00:16:47.460 there is not enough military to handle the millions of migrants that have been let in what kind of chaos 1.00
00:16:52.440 do you think will happen when those riots start to pop off have you seen the acceleration of the
00:16:58.220 promotion of these crimes that they are committing across mass media that is a ramp up they are
00:17:04.420 starting to ramp up migrant crime just like they ramped up crimes against police or police officer 0.97
00:17:11.040 crime against black people in 2020 now they're doing that with migrants against citizens and what 1.00
00:17:16.660 they're going to try to do in my opinion after observing this starting to ramp up is to create a
00:17:21.440 riot situation all summer long total disruption that the american man and citizen is going to have
00:17:27.380 to participate in you know so and they're already starting the the talks of like trying to uh civilize
00:17:33.920 and you know coddle on the side of migrants like oh well you know you can't call them migrants
00:17:38.940 they're not illegals you can't call them illegals like they're already trying to call them whatever 0.97
00:17:42.300 the fuck i feel like calling them you know what i want to call them gone yeah i'm being serious i know 0.95
00:17:49.080 i know but like they're already starting that that they're trying to already start to put them in 0.99
00:17:54.100 these protected classes and i'm not talking about our red flag our friends from mexico i'm not they're
00:17:59.660 not me i know i'm not like dude some mexicans get super sensitive because they're like you're talking 0.99
00:18:05.540 about my faith no i'm fucking not bro let's be real yeah mexicans have been here forever we fucking 0.95
00:18:11.640 all get along with the mexican americans and the mexican mexicans that live here we all enjoy each 0.97
00:18:16.840 other's company we get along we work together we're not talking about you guys we're talking about 0.99
00:18:21.740 the same motherfuckers that you guys don't like which are these people from these third world 1.00
00:18:25.420 countries that are coming here fucking shit up for you too so let's be clear about who we're talking 1.00
00:18:29.800 about if you're mexican and you happen to come back across across the no one really cares about you 1.00
00:18:35.340 guys like we're kind of like the same people a little neighbors yeah that's right it's neighbors 1.00
00:18:39.860 yeah like you come borrow some milk we trade some culture it's all good man yeah but this motherfucker 1.00
00:18:44.980 yeah fuck these guys like that's what i'm saying yeah you know and i see them trying to loop they're 1.00
00:18:51.960 trying to loop that message into the disruption well isn't that isn't that like that's a standard 1.00
00:18:56.360 part of their gameplay right yes yes have they bro listen umbrella listen when these riots start to 0.98
00:19:02.100 happen about it yeah when these riots start to happen bro they're gonna try to get all black people 1.00
00:19:06.720 and all mexican people to be on the side of the migrants the people of color that's what they're
00:19:11.340 gonna try to do yeah absolutely we're bipacs yeah so they call us really bipacs what's that
00:19:17.520 uh it's like i don't even fucking know this bipac yeah bipac that's a thing yeah something people of 0.86
00:19:23.960 color let me see so you're not just people you guys are bipacs yeah bipac let's see bipac means 0.75
00:19:31.360 it's an acronym that refers to black indigenous and other people of color yeah so they lump that's
00:19:37.580 so everybody except white people correct so why don't we just say not white people 1.00
00:19:41.660 just say not white yeah how about we just start saying it y'all motherfuckers hate white people 1.00
00:19:49.380 just fucking say it just say it we hate white people actually a lot of these motherfuckers do 1.00
00:19:54.380 say it and they get no repercussions for it no yeah so whatever man yeah that's literally everybody 1.00
00:19:59.980 yeah we don't want under your white shit you fucking crackers you say one thing like that 1.00
00:20:07.880 about any other person bro they fucking hornet you know cities are burning it's like that scene from 1.00
00:20:13.860 uh austin powers he's like all right everybody get out the room you know what's funny though you can 0.99
00:20:18.360 stay yeah a guy sitting there working the cameras you can stay uh you over there pushing the random
00:20:22.580 buttons you can stay oh andy man this is getting kind of awkward oh he can't take the hint yeah 1.00
00:20:30.080 oh fuck these people man hey fucking crackers 1.00
00:20:37.880 you know what's funny bro is i laugh at the shit like the only it's only until recently like i've gotten 1.00
00:20:47.840 to the point where it's not funny anymore because it's becoming like a real thing you know and like 0.97
00:20:52.240 bro if you guys think you're gonna like hate us in the non-existence you have another thing coming 0.94
00:20:56.360 all right we can laugh we can be cool we're we're good but it ain't happening it ain't fucking happening 0.91
00:21:03.240 it's not it's not it's not it's not possible for it to happen let's be honest well but uh guys jump
00:21:10.280 in on this conversation you guys let us know what you guys think about this situation down there uh let
00:21:14.200 us know down in the comments and with that being said let's cruise to yeah yeah you'll you'll like this so
00:21:20.340 you know one thing you know how i pick these it better be a hate comment then if i'm gonna like
00:21:25.900 it uh well yeah not really hate okay i wouldn't call it hate i like when you put the i didn't have
00:21:31.680 ones i like when you put the hate ones up there and we get to tear them up like jeanette or whatever 0.99
00:21:35.940 the fuck that lady's name was was that her name jeanette jeanette fucking jeanette fucking jeanette 1.00
00:21:41.240 her two delinquent sons that listen to me 1.00
00:21:43.680 one day she's gonna be asking her sons for a fucking loan she's gonna say i'm so thankful 0.99
00:21:49.040 they listen to andy yeah no shit no yeah no hey i mean i feel like there was one about your laugh or 1.00
00:21:54.100 something oh really yeah somebody said your laugh your here it is quote your laugh is poo poo i think 0.99
00:21:59.500 they're talking to you no they actually said they love my laugh oh yeah that's ready what's the 0.63
00:22:07.300 comment say andy and dj you guys are so fucking funny dj your laugh is one of a kind man andy has an 0.97
00:22:13.240 annoying laugh sorry andy you have a lot of talent and information but your laugh is poo poo 0.84
00:22:17.800 love the show and i ain't no hoe because i share the show keep up the great work you made that up i 0.99
00:22:22.820 swear i swear to god all right well fuck it i can't win them all i'm in shit bro i check all the other 0.99
00:22:28.320 boxes fuck you all right yeah well yeah how about that how about that i just won't laugh no more yeah 1.00
00:22:37.480 uh no but let's cruise the comments like i so the way i like to do these men i like to look for 1.00
00:22:42.900 for comments that um it's more than one of them but i like to address the people right like you know
00:22:49.060 people are speaking we gotta we gotta let the people speak um so so i got a couple of them here
00:22:53.400 uh this comment comes from at dan uh what what we gotta let the people speak man people speak
00:22:59.480 but you keep talking i wait for the people to speak this comment comes from at donnie marling
00:23:07.620 he says hear me out y'all first form hot pockets think about it i know okay first form should come
00:23:14.680 out with protein hot pockets just imagine first form chips with first form hot pockets and a first
00:23:21.100 form citrus blast i like that i actually was just in a meeting about that earlier i had the same
00:23:28.920 idea it was multiple yeah multiple smart i am yeah that's how this works around here you three you
00:23:34.540 hear the idea three times and it becomes my idea that's what it is yeah that's what it is yeah it's
00:23:38.540 amazing first form hot pocket what would be the flavor my first one hot pocket what would be the
00:23:44.140 flavor i mean i feel like mozzarella's got to be in there mozzarella mozzarella has to be we're from
00:23:51.840 st louis man it's got to be provel oh bro that would be so fucking good yeah you know there's 0.92
00:23:57.460 people that hate provel cheese well i mean listen i heard a pizza get ordered one time you can't win
00:24:01.420 them all i heard a p i was at billy g's and there was a group of young dudes sitting next to us and 0.98
00:24:06.000 they ordered a pizza and they said with st louis cheese fucking communist are they st louis cheese 0.97
00:24:11.140 is that talking about provel that's provel do people say st louis cheese really but listen what's 1.00
00:24:15.920 wrong with their brains well it's provel man something something's wrong with the fucking give me 1.00
00:24:20.940 some st louis cheese you don't make fucking cheese here listen you say that shit in front of me i'll beat 1.00
00:24:25.020 your goddamn ass yeah well fuck i ain't saying it that felt serious 1.00
00:24:33.800 no bro cheese is fucking fire bro it melts oh bro i'll beat your fucking ass 1.00
00:24:39.900 goddamn motherfucker oh fuck there's my annoying laugh 1.00
00:24:46.640 all right first one hot pockets maybe hey block that fucking guy 1.00
00:24:54.360 you lose you lose show privileges i just spit all over the fucking mic 1.00
00:25:02.320 you see the full clip of my only fans 0.99
00:25:05.420 oh man all right well yeah so so maybe we'll uh yeah maybe means never yeah probably in the
00:25:13.720 midwest if you say maybe it means no i can make my own first one in my pocket i'll tell you bro i 0.96
00:25:18.780 would take the fucking jalapeno cheddar beef stick meat meat sticks and some provel cheese 0.98
00:25:23.640 i might be on to put in what i don't know i ain't got that far yet 0.99
00:25:29.200 wheels are grinding all right let's know what you figure it out fucking croissant bro those 0.97
00:25:35.260 oh bro that would actually be good you guys like croissants yeah you like them no like the ones you 0.99
00:25:40.360 like the ones you buy in the little thing you gotta like roll them out i know what a fucking croissant 0.98
00:25:44.260 is bro but i'm not talking like the store-bought like the already baked like you're too fancy for me 0.94
00:25:48.920 croissants yeah i like biscuits i'm a biscuit guy croissants are too fancy yeah it's too fancy
00:25:54.660 huh not my thing man that's what it looks weird too it's a weird looking thing pigs in a blanket
00:26:01.620 well it's french french people are weird i mean they kind of look weird it's france yeah 1.00
00:26:08.200 guys let's keep this show moving man we got headline number two headline number two reads uh text from
00:26:15.720 nathan wade lawyer appear to show more than speculation about fanny willis's uh fanny willis
00:26:21.600 affair read the full exchange uh more is coming out of this this is just the you know i tried to keep
00:26:26.820 you guys up to date with what's happening down in georgia um and uh bombshell stuff is happening
00:26:32.820 um but something a lot more deeper and i think we got the connection back to the white house
00:26:36.500 um as of today so let's dive into this a little bit so a trove of damon text messages from nathan
00:26:42.140 wade's former divorce attorney seemingly showing his affair with fulton county district attorney
00:26:48.040 fanny willis started before they claim uh have finally emerged text exchanges between terrence
00:26:56.180 bradley and ashley merchant who is representing one of former donald trump uh co-defendants in the
00:27:03.000 georgia election fraud case were revealed in uh in full for the first time on megan kelly's podcast
00:27:09.960 on wednesday here's the text messages okay so ashley texts uh it is my hope they do the right
00:27:16.920 thing before then terrence replies you are my friend and i trust you they will not they're arrogant as 0.98
00:27:23.020 fuck referring to fanny and wade um she thinks she won the other day when she didn't have to be 1.00
00:27:30.260 deposed um that wasn't a win ashley responds saying thompson would set them up nathan can admit it all on 0.99
00:27:37.980 the 31st and if he doesn't then thompson will make fanny sit he basically gave nathan a chance to
00:27:43.680 protect her but if he doesn't tell it all uh then fanny will have to sit nathan's finances make it look 0.99
00:27:50.080 like he owed a lot of cash when he began this um and then these text messages ashley asks do you think
00:27:59.660 it started before she hired him terrence replies absolutely it started when she left the da's office
00:28:06.160 and was judge in south fulton ashley liked that message and then terrence continues saying quote
00:28:13.080 they met at the municipal court cle conference ashley responds that's what that's what i figured
00:28:19.200 when he was married now terrence was brought on the stand and asked about these and he said no i never
00:28:26.640 knew they were i guess he didn't know they had the text messages here's his response let's watch it
00:28:31.660 was two pages of text messages between you and miss merchant correct correct all right now the first
00:28:41.720 page starts off by saying miss merchant like just date don't hire him do you think it started before
00:28:51.320 she hired him do you see that
00:28:53.740 did you hear that what'd he say
00:29:01.200 what'd he say he said dang he didn't know they had it shut up dude play it back play it back oh bro this
00:29:12.680 is great was two pages of text messages between you and miss merchant correct correct all right that's
00:29:19.740 he's looking at his own text page starts off by saying miss merchant like just date don't hire him
00:29:28.500 do you think it started before she hired him you see that
00:29:33.480 now the thing is he went on then as soon as that came out you know he went into now oh i can't recall 0.99
00:29:51.520 i couldn't you know i'm playing the game these motherfuckers are guilty now the question that i've 0.97
00:29:56.060 had that i feel like a lot of people have had was like okay but like why how did okay yes we know this 0.99
00:30:00.540 is all fucked up but like how did a little prosecutor in fulton county georgia decide to pick up this 0.93
00:30:06.280 case and charge trump and his campaign and 18 other people with the rico act like like no who just 0.99
00:30:13.260 thinks of that like what made her do this right well we now have a link uh this bright bar reporting
00:30:18.820 this bright bar headline reads exclusive former biden aide paid fannie willis's deputy da jeff
00:30:25.800 de santis 131 000 in 2023 and it gets deeper than that let's dive in this is a really really great
00:30:33.620 reporting on bright board side i gotta give him credit for that let's dive into this so democrat
00:30:36.940 operative and fulton county's deputy district attorney jeff de santis uh this gentleman right here
00:30:43.540 okay um received four payments totaling 131 000 for providing consulting services to representative
00:30:56.220 gabriel ammo uh out of rhode island a former biden white house aide who worked with local elected
00:31:04.400 officials federal election commission records show the money flow is significant because sources with
00:31:11.100 direct knowledge of fulton county's office told bright bar news de santis is a biden plant inside a
00:31:19.200 fulton county office to target former president donald trump de santis's payments were previously
00:31:25.540 unreported de santis was working at county da's office while operating a consulting firm named 2020
00:31:34.120 insights llc sources told bright bar news deputy district attorneys would likely have to sign an oath
00:31:40.760 that prohibits them from working outside their county employment agreement that census's oath if he
00:31:46.960 signed one remains undisclosed now here's the here's the proof of the payments okay um and you can see
00:31:52.980 that they began in july of 2020 uh of 2023 uh there was four payments that were made in secession
00:31:59.800 um and from july 21st of 2023 to october august 11th of 2023 he was paid all of this money
00:32:07.800 um hold on they said it was consulting and on the line sheet they have it written as advertising
00:32:13.820 right to pass it through that's a flag right there for sure right yeah now it's also curious that
00:32:19.460 da santis contracted with ammo so who who is ammo who who's that guy that this is ammo right here
00:32:24.920 raising his right hand um ammo who worked in the biden administration as the deputy director of the
00:32:31.700 white house office of intergovernmental affairs before running for congress in 2023 where he worked
00:32:38.280 as the principal liaison to mayors and quote local elected officials according to his white house bio
00:32:45.040 ammo also served as an advisor on president joe biden's 2020 campaign and later served on his
00:32:53.000 transition team quote that is the connection to the white house one source told bright bar news
00:32:58.660 quote da santis did this he's the one he is the one pulling all the strings he was the one that
00:33:05.960 walled her speaking of willis walled her off he was in every important meeting he is the brain child
00:33:12.820 behind this end quote da santis is a wealthy and successful democrat operative he ran willis's 2020
00:33:20.020 campaign and raised four million dollars for her um quote he had over four million dollars in
00:33:25.600 donations for running the district attorney's race one source told bright bar news about da santis's
00:33:30.600 fundraising quote why would you want to take a major pay cut to get a 70 000 or 80 000 prosecutorial job
00:33:38.420 the source asked i quote i have no idea why da santis has professional experience far greater than
00:33:44.580 than the average county employee he was the former executive director of the democrat party of georgia
00:33:50.640 with extensive knowledge of campaign finance law he was also the deputy director of compliance for
00:33:56.420 the dnc according to his official bio um there is the link there it is so
00:34:04.820 what happened here because there's a lot of moving parts here so they pay this dude to come in
00:34:14.100 and basically put together the case against trump correct okay correct yep so so you got you got
00:34:20.720 ammo uh this guy who just want to elect it both these dudes right both of these brought both these
00:34:26.700 dudes in right so this guy's on the biden side he was straight from the biden administration
00:34:30.440 this guy the uh da santis guy is basically the you know the big power head in georgia when it comes to
00:34:38.400 democrat elections and commissions and things like that um so it what how it appears is that this he 1.00
00:34:44.380 looks like a piece of shit 100 i mean for real i mean that he looks like a fucking sneaky ass dude yeah 1.00
00:34:49.920 fuck man he looks like he smells like hot dog water too he looked yeah whatever yeah um but this guy 1.00
00:34:57.000 from the biden administration ammo and this guy de santis are the ones that got together 1.00
00:35:03.560 who directed ammo from the biden administration to to reach out and get consulting about any of
00:35:10.380 this right what it looks like and then write it off as advertising and write it off as advertising
00:35:14.140 so i'm gonna pay you 131 000 to make sure that this goes through yeah that's crazy well dude that's 0.96
00:35:21.180 i mean look and then this nigga lying yeah i'm sorry i gotta say damn yeah i like his suit though 0.98
00:35:28.300 that's a clean suit man i like that look i mean you would have a nice suit too if you were 0.99
00:35:31.680 stealing 600 000 of taxpayer money no shit i have a nice suit without doing that you can get a nice 0.99
00:35:37.680 suit without doing that that's right well you know what fuck them yeah 100 about that i think that's 1.00
00:35:45.340 i think that's that's where we just go from now on fuck them yeah i just play all these people 1.00
00:35:49.760 fucking burn for treason what for real i mean they these are treasonous people these are people 1.00
00:35:59.400 literally interfering with legitimate uh democratic you know process yeah well you know these people 1.00
00:36:07.740 that's the big conversation people don't understand this is not about the past bro this is about
00:36:11.760 interfering the future people dude they've interfered with the past so they're comfortable
00:36:16.280 interfering in the past which makes them comfortable doing shit like this these people will progress and 0.86
00:36:21.120 progress and progress until they are stopped tyranny and oppression never stops itself there is no 0.96
00:36:27.040 situation in the history of time where tyrants got tired of oppressing and said oh you know what
00:36:32.180 i'm gonna be cool now that's not what happens these people get away with more and more and more and
00:36:39.040 more and eventually you catch them and when you catch them then they say well so what and they keep going
00:36:45.460 and so the this concept that you guys think is going to work itself out politically is uh is likely to
00:36:53.000 to not happen um unless what we said earlier happens where the people who have taken an oath 0.97
00:36:58.800 to protect this country from people like this start stepping up and doing their motherfucking jobs 0.87
00:37:03.680 okay otherwise dude they're gonna they're gonna keep going they're not gonna stop there's no 0.98
00:37:08.860 boundaries or guidelines or moral limitations to what these people will do to get their way
00:37:14.040 think of think of this
00:37:16.300 think of thinking of yourself as so important because i know the people listen to the show don't
00:37:23.420 think this way like we're all out here in the real world and think of thinking of yourself as so
00:37:29.980 important that you are literally one not even okay with but pleased with excited about cheating an
00:37:42.340 election or interfering with democracy because you think your way is better and you think that 0.95
00:37:47.700 that's the way it should be and you don't give a fuck what the majority of the americans want it's 0.97
00:37:53.060 about you and what you want think of that level of ego of yes and that is what we're dealing with 0.98
00:37:59.320 we're dealing with a very small minority of people who have no problem lying cheating stealing
00:38:05.460 committing crimes committing fraud committing uh you know instigating issues to get their way
00:38:11.660 and it disturbs all of our peace it disturbs all of our ability to make a living it disturbs it takes
00:38:17.740 all of our time these last four or five years guess what we're not getting a refund on those and our
00:38:24.680 entire society has been flipped upside down the the social dynamic has been tarnished and at some cases
00:38:31.700 maybe ruined for a long time until people can come together and realize that they're on the same team
00:38:36.800 so what these people have done is more than just steal some money or get in the way of an election
00:38:43.360 they've actually stolen our lives for the last four and a half years all right and that's what we're
00:38:49.000 dealing with these people will never stop until they are stopped they won't they won't relent they
00:38:55.620 won't they're evil they remorse no they do not want you here they do not want to share this with you 1.00
00:39:02.100 they do not want you as an american to have anything dude your shit belongs to them and fuck 1.00
00:39:08.460 you and that's their attitude and until people really understand because most people have a good 1.00
00:39:14.260 heart and most people are saying hey i can i can actually you know what the truth is you know you 0.99
00:39:18.900 drive around see those little stickers say coexist those motherfuckers don't want to coexist with 1.00
00:39:23.000 anybody okay we're the ones that actually are willing to coexist and our ability and our 0.97
00:39:30.380 want for ourselves which is to be left alone and to not bothered has led to a level of tolerance that
00:39:38.500 has ruined the country all right these people will not leave you alone they don't believe in what they
00:39:43.280 say they don't believe in tolerance they don't believe in coexisting because if they did they 0.99
00:39:47.540 wouldn't be jamming all this shit down our fucking throats at every turn so people of america need to 0.99
00:39:52.600 really understand that you are not dealing with reasonable people just because you are a reasonable 0.99
00:39:56.820 person these people want what you have they want you to not exist they do not want you to have
00:40:02.380 anything they want to make your life hard they do not want to be like you they despise you they look
00:40:07.180 at you and they say look at those peasants look at those deplorables that's what they think and
00:40:13.780 that's that's what we're dealing with here we're dealing with people who are born into power and money
00:40:18.120 who believe they hold elite status over the rest of us and until we come to realize that that's who
00:40:23.520 we're dealing with and that they don't think like us and they don't believe like us and we have to
00:40:27.800 stand up for ourselves nothing's going to change so that has to happen guys and like dude i'm not
00:40:34.840 saying go out and like you know i'm not saying this is a five defcon five or red alert i'm not saying
00:40:42.900 you got to go get your guns right now but i'm saying you should be prepared and at the very least 0.97
00:40:47.600 right now you should be standing up and speaking the truth and calling this bullshit out and saying we're 0.99
00:40:51.800 not going to fucking tolerate it and joining in in the verbal narrative and then in the engagement 0.99
00:40:57.720 of getting engaged in your in your local community the schools the the the commerce the things that 0.99
00:41:05.160 are going on politically in your community those are the things that you can handle none of us can
00:41:10.100 change the world but we can change what's going on right around us and that's what has to happen
00:41:14.180 yeah you know like i mean like here's my thing like the community of fulton
00:41:17.640 you know and like and i and i think about this hindsight right like i get it because they
00:41:22.740 got everybody i'm sure down there to you know hate the orange man orange man bad right but like
00:41:27.620 okay but like how much is hating him worth it right because so far they've spent probably a few million 0.99
00:41:34.100 dollars of your taxpayer dollars to do all of this shit and there's zero remorse fanny is is taking the 1.00
00:41:41.600 dude that she's stealing your money with and taking vacations with it yeah these people are criminals you 0.99
00:41:46.660 know what i'm saying so it's like it's like fulton county where you guys at when well i think i think
00:41:51.240 this is why we're seeing such a mass exodus from the democrat party yeah at least temporarily uh from
00:41:58.860 the black community you know it's happening at scale now like by the time the election comes around dude i 0.64
00:42:03.440 have a feeling that most of black america is going to be on the side of trump when you start to see
00:42:07.960 snoop dogg and you start to see these cultural influencers start to come out and say this publicly
00:42:12.920 um things are changing and we're seeing it in the streets we're seeing it in the on-street interviews
00:42:18.380 and the democrats are terrified by this and they're trying to guilt and shame and uh you know do the
00:42:25.960 same thing they've done to everybody else to the black community now right and the black community 1.00
00:42:29.940 is not having it they're like yeah bro that ain't gonna work on us fuck you and which is a beautiful 0.99
00:42:34.100 thing because it's really cool to see uh people start to realize that what's actually happening i think 0.99
00:42:39.640 we're at a point in time where the harder they push the more people are going to wake up and i
00:42:43.700 don't think they know how to i don't think they i strategically i think they're all in i don't think
00:42:50.140 there is a backup yeah i don't think they're able to i think they've already shown their cards too much
00:42:55.900 um whether they're aware of it or not but i feel like any backing up just like you know biden's fake
00:43:01.960 border deal and all this shit i think people are seeing it like people people are like bro that's 0.94
00:43:06.700 bullshit you're not really fixing and i think these people are still treating people like they've got 0.99
00:43:10.980 them gas lit and they've got them fooled they don't have them fooled so people are seeing what's up and 0.99
00:43:15.860 the harder they push the more people are going to wake up and this woman here fanny willis bro she's 1.00
00:43:21.300 a piece of shit she belongs in fucking jail you know for a long time because what's happening here 1.00
00:43:26.360 is wrongful prosecution it happened in new york i truly dude and this is just real shit i hope that 1.00
00:43:33.220 when the when i don't even want to say what i hope happens but you can guess these people deserve 0.99
00:43:39.200 to be punished publicly and dealt with permanently so that people know not to fuck with our fucking 0.99
00:43:45.180 system like this no guys tell us what you guys think jump in on this conversation down in the 0.99
00:43:49.540 comments let us know uh with that being said let's head to headline number three um from the woman that 0.95
00:43:56.620 brought you the one of the probably you know the biggest uh prosecutorial misconduct cases um you
00:44:03.740 just referenced her in new york um she's back in action who's this that uh letitia oh really yeah
00:44:10.400 guess what her next case is what headline reads new york attorney general sues world's largest beef 1.00
00:44:18.440 producer over methane emissions and climate commitments yeah these people want to kill you dude
00:44:23.240 she's being paid millions of dollars i guarantee it on the backside by these big companies like 1.00
00:44:28.720 fucking bill gates owns and shit to to push these cases through and and fuck these people isn't that 1.00
00:44:35.160 funny but like all the crime that you got going on in new york city all the migrant issues and the 1.00
00:44:39.460 invading issues that you got going on you go from donald trump to now attacking beef 0.83
00:44:45.840 isn't that weird um isn't that weird it's not weird these people are total communists bro and just
00:44:53.180 like we had when we had curtis bowers on the show we talked about how they're using the climate
00:44:56.780 initiative to push communism into reality and this is what's happening and this is another example of
00:45:01.560 that yeah let's dive into this so new york attorney general latisha james is suing jbs usa the world's 1.00
00:45:08.140 largest producer of beef over the company's emissions and for quote greenwashing
00:45:15.220 by allegedly misleading the public about its environmental impact in an announcement
00:45:20.440 james noted that beef production has the largest greenhouse gas footprint of any major food
00:45:26.440 commodity and that animal agriculture accounts for 14.5 percent of global greenhouse gas emissions
00:45:33.460 according to james jbs usa's various net zero pledges for 2030 and 2040 are therefore misleading and
00:45:41.380 not quote feasible given the scope of its worldwide beef production operations quote as families continue
00:45:48.720 to face the daily impacts of the climate crisis they are willing to spend more of their hard-earned
00:45:53.940 money on products from brands that are better for the environment no they're not that's why those
00:45:58.000 brands are going out of business and that's why you're trying to force them down people's throats
00:46:01.500 exactly nobody's nobody is willing to do this at all that's why you're doing this uh james said in a
00:46:07.860 statement quote quote when companies falsely advertise their commitment to sustainability
00:46:11.820 they are misleading consumers and endangering our planet quote jbs usa's greenwashing exploits the
00:46:18.900 pocketbooks of everyday americans and the promise of a healthy planet for future generations she added
00:46:24.060 quote my office will always ensure that companies do not abuse the environment and the trust of
00:46:29.380 hard-working consumers for profit the lawsuit was applauded by state democrats of course and national
00:46:35.400 climate advocacy organizations like earth justice mighty earth friends of the earth u.s and citizens
00:46:42.260 campaign for the environment and stand that earth quote jbs repeatedly claims that it will reach
00:46:49.020 net zero by 2040 this claim was found to be misleading and yet jbs continues to assert it said peter
00:46:55.240 lerner an attorney at earth justice quote while it is critical for every company to reduce its climate
00:47:01.480 change impact jbs would need to implement enormous operational changes to achieve this goal however
00:47:07.760 jbs is doing very little and is not taking anywhere close to the steps that it would be required
00:47:14.260 so so they're saying that we're going to do something in the future we're going to do something
00:47:22.120 by 2030 by 2030 then 2040 and they're being sued because she believes that it's not possible to do 0.99
00:47:31.640 and they're not moving fast enough okay well that's ridiculous that's fucking ridiculous 0.96
00:47:36.800 i mean i'm not shocked 0.99
00:47:40.260 this bitch crazy no she's not she's doing exactly what the plan is she's a soldier of the plan she's 1.00
00:47:49.200 not crazy at all she is being promised a good outcome for her in exchange for these actions that 1.00
00:47:55.260 she's taking and she is willing to take those actions for that outcome that she is too stupid 1.00
00:48:00.820 to understand will never occur for her because she is what's called a useful idiot all right and a useful 1.00
00:48:06.360 idiot is someone who the communists use to push the initiative into play which we've talked about 1.00
00:48:11.880 many times over the course of the years here when we talk about communism and then after 1.00
00:48:17.000 they take power and they're in control of everything these people come back and they say 1.00
00:48:22.200 where's my prize and their prizes face the fucking wall and they shoot them in the back of the head 1.00
00:48:26.640 that's what they do and so you're dumb as fuck you're playing right into their hands and it's your ego 1.00
00:48:33.060 blinding you not being able to realize that you're a pawn in their game and you will not be at the 0.99
00:48:38.800 sitting at the table like they've promised you they do not intend for you or any of these 1.00
00:48:44.080 useful idiots or propagators or pushers of their agenda to sit at the table with them you are a 1.00
00:48:51.340 fucking clown by definition leticia you are a clown because you cannot recognize that you are being 1.00
00:48:57.860 used yourself dude imagine what like what's going to be the impact i mean obviously they're trying to 1.00
00:49:03.780 push in the insects and the crickets and all of that stuff right like i mean that's it's real thing
00:49:07.800 all the bio milk and all of that shit right yeah and nobody's buying it nobody's buying it right
00:49:12.420 but so so okay if nobody's buying it okay well let's just sue the world's largest beef producer 0.97
00:49:18.840 yes and all of the you know trickle down effects that that's going to have and all the other
00:49:23.660 resources and systems and producers that are in place that are effective well if we're being real
00:49:28.000 that's you you got you guys who make that beef that's what you get for pandering let's be okay 0.99
00:49:33.680 okay look i'm gonna be real is what she's doing fucked up yeah but what they're doing is fucked up too 0.99
00:49:39.280 because you're not telling the truth and the truth is this fucking animals have been here for 0.99
00:49:43.460 millions of fucking years bro and they haven't hurt the environment okay what's the next thing we're 1.00
00:49:49.660 going to eliminate all the people oh they're already talking about that and have been talking about that 0.99
00:49:54.080 for years they've been talking about taking the earth's population from 8 billion people to 500
00:50:00.500 million it was on the georgia guidestones all these people in the world economic forum talk about it 0.94
00:50:06.300 openly and you're too busy scrolling through the fucking gram to take it serious these people 0.99
00:50:11.360 intend to do this okay first it's going to be the livestock and then it's going to be you because 0.99
00:50:16.580 their intent is to starve you this is what communists do have you ever read the red famine oh no you 0.98
00:50:23.240 haven't you don't know shit that's the real thing most people i hear are totally clueless as to what 0.99
00:50:29.260 this is all about go back and listen to the podcast that we did with curtis bowers a man who is very 0.99
00:50:35.080 intelligent and has spent his entire life studying communism what episode is that while we're five
00:50:41.640 five ninety two go back and listen to that and understand what what is going on here we are in 0.97
00:50:47.160 the midst of a communist revolution these people are trying to fucking remove you from the planet
00:50:54.640 that's what's happening here by many different means okay and real talk the beef company you should 0.99
00:51:01.540 just say hey real beef it's the best for you don't believe this bullshit because that's the truth and 0.99
00:51:08.180 you know what that's a good marketing campaign for you that direct real talk i just throw that shit on 0.99
00:51:14.520 the fucking label myself through my company and it'd work because it's me but the thing is is that they 1.00
00:51:20.140 should take the stance of hey don't eat this engineered fucking bullshit because you know it's 0.99
00:51:26.200 fucking bad for people so take that stance if you're marketing real food for real people how 1.00
00:51:31.480 about that with your beef stop trying to pander to fucking vegans who aren't eating beef anyway 1.00
00:51:36.500 all right like that's what you get for fucking around if i'm being honest you're pandering a 0.99
00:51:41.140 message that isn't even true so yeah we'll play your game we're about 24 yeah stop playing the 1.00
00:51:46.880 fucking game and start saying fuck you no that's just yeah yeah fucking environment that bitch don't 1.00
00:51:53.420 give two fucks about the environment near as any of these other people that say they do yeah no 1.00
00:51:57.420 fucking flying around on private jets she's vegetarian is she i don't know oh if she was she eats a lot 1.00
00:52:05.340 of vegetables yeah you can't eat that many vegetables she's a fucking idiot listen man 1.00
00:52:13.760 at this point in time like if you truly believe in all this shit dude like you're you're really 1.00
00:52:21.580 in a dangerous spot that's the truth yeah yeah like if you believe any of the climate change shit 0.99
00:52:28.780 you believe in yeah yeah it's dangerous yeah it's very dangerous none of it's true you don't look into 0.98
00:52:33.500 it at and you're willing to argue to the death about it like think about that as on some shit that 0.91
00:52:39.540 you ain't even really even looked at they don't even really know about it no no no bro guys tell us 0.92
00:52:45.640 what you guys think jump in on this conversation down in the comments let us know what you guys think
00:52:49.600 on that topic with that being said uh let's get to our last second of the show we all we have thumbs 0.98
00:52:55.460 up or dumb as fuck as always when we bring a clip we bring a headline we talk about it it'll be one of 0.99
00:53:00.720 those two options so with that being said our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads at the florida 1.00
00:53:05.660 man games big crowds cheer competitors evading police and wrestling over beer did we talk about 0.99
00:53:12.000 this we talked about it but it hadn't happened yet so it's happened it's happened all right and now
00:53:15.580 we got clips the apocalypse is here so uh in saint augustine florida uh they rose up by the dozens
00:53:24.100 from across florida all the kyle's yeah all the kyle's uh caricatured competitors in tank tops and
00:53:30.380 cut off shorts for a showdown that treats evading police and wrestling over beer like olympic sports
00:53:36.640 promoted as quote the most insane athletic showdown on earth the florida man games poke fun at the
00:53:42.780 state's reputation for bizarre stories that involve brawling drinking gunfire reptile wrangling
00:53:48.040 and other antics carrying a risk of time in jail or intensive care the games kicked off saturday with
00:53:54.980 the star-spangled banner played on electric guitar then spectators sipped uh sipping canned beers behind
00:54:02.560 metal barricades cheered and frequently shouted expletives as a dozen teams battled in contest
00:54:09.480 inspired by real events from america's most surreal state what expletives did they cheer yeah i don't 0.98
00:54:14.640 know probably fuck yeah brother uh james gordon of deland won the first event wolfing down a plate 0.98
00:54:25.100 loaded with barbecue pork and sausage a fraction of a second before his nearest competitor he chugged a 0.98
00:54:31.600 beer to celebrate quote i lived in florida my whole life gordon said after washing sauce from his hands and 0.98
00:54:37.540 beard quote they're calling these events i'm calling this shit tuesday afternoon 0.97
00:54:42.640 that's great y'all call these events i call this tuesday that's right that's right that's great 0.98
00:54:51.800 real real live florida man yeah that's real shit right there um one event had a contender's dueling 0.94
00:54:57.340 in muddy waters in an inflatable pool pummeling each other with weapons made from pool noodles and 0.97
00:55:02.040 duct tape they're larpin kind of like antifa yeah they're larpin yeah um call that a saturday
00:55:06.920 we call that the summer of 2020 right uh another was a theft simulation relay in which competitors
00:55:14.680 raced while toting a pair of bicycles copper pipes and catalytic converters
00:55:19.880 i mean well this is great 0.95
00:55:25.620 this is fucking missouri that's what i was thinking i'm like that could be a missouri event we could have 0.96
00:55:31.980 a co-state event here yeah uh this last miss is larry donnelly trained for the relay race 0.98
00:55:37.780 by riding a bicycle around his neighborhood with a second bike strapped to his back it paid off saturday
00:55:43.740 when he won his heat after picking up a bike in each hand and running with him quote i have an absolute
00:55:49.440 disregard for self-preservation
00:55:51.200 i will do anything 0.98
00:55:55.980 i fucking love this uh said donnelly he's 42 who owns a saint augustine pressure washing business and 0.94
00:56:06.300 serves as captain of the five-man team hanky spanky quote when i was in the military i did a 0.99
00:56:11.460 little alligator wrestling uh here is the clip from the event let's watch it
00:56:16.000 they gotta steal that blow don't lose the parts please uh they gotta steal that they gotta ride with these
00:56:45.440 here's where it gets tricky
00:56:46.640 here's where it gets tricky
00:56:46.680 here's where you swerve through those cones he didn't have a chance to catch up with you here on this one
00:56:50.580 swerve through those cones three two one fight
00:56:54.300 here we go smart guys will take some big swing early trying to get into the ground
00:56:59.300 back and forth they gotta get lower than that
00:57:01.780 a little jousting this is great
00:57:03.580 there is a sizable crowd 1.00
00:57:06.620 to watch stupidity occur on the grandest spectacular scale 1.00
00:57:10.300 what brings you out here today 1.00
00:57:11.760 uh to win
00:57:13.180 to win i've been in florida my whole life
00:57:15.820 um and they're calling these events i'm calling this tuesday afternoon
00:57:23.180 past my performance experience being in florida that's three years all i did for income was
00:57:32.020 scrapping so i mean i the end of one of our events is hitching a trailer do that four or five times a day so
00:57:40.140 in the end i think experience will ultimately overcome and cause bring home a victory
00:57:44.940 bro
00:57:50.140 amount of mullets bro we gotta go to the next one
00:57:54.140 we need that's a shit ton of people there's a lot of people there man
00:57:57.980 that's a shit ton of people hey i like it i like it man i'm i need to compete in this 0.54
00:58:04.060 we don't even need to have our own version of it here
00:58:07.680 we'll be the summer smash we'll be the fiji version i think we should have our own version of the florida man challenge at summer smash
00:58:14.060 call it missouri man call it missouri man yeah i'm down with it yeah
00:58:17.200 i like it i give it thumbs up what
00:58:22.000 what are you laughing at don't get me there bro i did good all show
00:58:26.140 don't get you about to say some racist 0.74
00:58:28.100 you're about to say some racist 1.00
00:58:32.100 shit 1.00
00:58:32.520 i was it's all right 0.99
00:58:35.200 i made it this far i'm good yeah
00:58:39.240 um you did good what we got on this indy a thumbs up man 100 yeah i like it
00:58:44.020 i like it i think it's cool man it was nice to see the crowd there we need to have our own
00:58:48.020 event of this i'm telling you bro it's a hit and instead of alligators put up the prize money
00:58:52.660 yeah make it a real deal mm-hmm let's do it yeah instead of alligators it's pitbulls 0.99
00:58:58.100 yeah straight people had a little converter copper stealing event would convert nicely
00:59:02.980 perfectly yeah that's a that's a very missouri thing uh guess the expired temp tank
00:59:08.740 oh that's a missouri thing for sure yeah that's a missouri thing don't get me started we all got
00:59:16.360 our tricks up here missouri yeah all right well thumbs up man that's nice this place stealing
00:59:20.920 contest 0.99
00:59:21.500 fuck guys andy that's all i got man all right guys that's the show don't be a hoe 1.00
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