REAL AF with Andy Frisella - April 02, 2024


679. Andy & DJ CTI： Biden Declares Easter Sunday "Transgender Day Of Visibility," AT&T Confirms Leak & Denver Official Begs Migrants To Leave


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In this episode of the Reelest, DJ and Andrey cruise the motherfucking internet. They discuss the mass exodus of Floridians leaving the Sunshine State. They also discuss the dumb ass of the day and the dumbass of the week.

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00:00:00.000 what is up guys it's dj and you're listening
00:00:19.200 keep going keep going i couldn't even do it that was good
00:00:25.240 i didn't expect that we're trying to april fool's thing oh go ahead
00:00:30.060 by all means the floor is yours this makes my job easier
00:00:34.300 i couldn't even hold it in all right i'm looking at the dot that fucked me up 0.97
00:00:39.260 all right let's go you stepped up to the plate homie you got to swing the bat 0.95
00:00:43.780 swing and a miss bro oh no you're doing it
00:00:48.520 what is up guys it's dj and you're listening to the show for the realest say goodbye to the lies
00:01:14.000 the fakeness and delusions of modern day society and welcome to motherfucking reality
00:01:19.240 guys today we got dj and andy cruise the motherfucking internet that's fire 0.84
00:01:26.140 that's some heat
00:01:29.360 all right what's up dude nothing man what's up oh you know getting to it man
00:01:35.980 yeah i didn't expect that hey you know the guy it was it was almond out's idea did you guys plan
00:01:41.560 that all weekend yeah yeah we talked we've been talking about it since strategy sessions and white
00:01:46.320 boards and stuff friday yeah yeah yeah i still fucked it up but you know hey it happens what's 0.92
00:01:51.780 going on nothing much man a lot of crazy a lot of interesting stuff happening um it's a it's an
00:01:58.520 interesting monday man it is an interesting monday but we got we got some shit to to debrief 0.75
00:02:04.520 all right we'll say that we'll call it that yeah how was your easter easter was good man easter
00:02:09.120 was good dude i was fucking exhausted by like five dude i was too exhausted and i don't know 0.95
00:02:15.100 if it was like the heat or like i mean because fuck it was nice yeah it was nice man but like you 0.67
00:02:19.200 know we got up we did church did the uh easter service and stuff and then it was like fucking 0.96
00:02:23.720 family shuffle like it was fucking i had it was in south city then north county i'm like dude by 0.98
00:02:28.200 five o'clock i was cooked i don't do that shit no more it's hard that family shuffle shit no dude 0.98
00:02:33.080 it's hard i can't do that it's hard you guys want to come to my house you're welcome yeah just pull
00:02:37.040 up yeah it's all good yeah how was yours everything was good yeah it was great yeah yeah but i do i
00:02:43.240 don't know what it was i was zapped too man cooked i was cooked bro yeah anyway yeah well we got we got
00:02:51.880 some shit all right let's get into it you got some shit guys pay the fee yeah don't be a hoe 1.00
00:02:57.060 show the show let's get into it let's start off you know we did this i think like two episodes ago
00:03:02.500 we had the dumb ass of the day um well this one's plural dumb asses dumb asses um they thems and i 0.90
00:03:10.860 just thought this was absolutely gold here i'm not sure if you guys saw this headline but uh headline
00:03:16.180 reads florida transplants fleeing in droves over relentless heat damaging hurricanes so now there is
00:03:24.740 a mass exodus of all the motherfuckers that left handle it they can't handle it they can't handle it
00:03:29.680 but it's actually a little deeper it's not even just the weather uh that people are complaining
00:03:33.760 about let's dive into this a little bit this is a new york post article uh reading the grass is
00:03:39.180 apparently not greener in florida thousands of florida transplants who moved to the sunshine state
00:03:44.800 during the pandemic are packing up to move elsewhere complaining of the relentless heat damaging hurricanes
00:03:51.060 and dangerous wildlife more than 700 000 people drawn by the promise of sunny weather
00:03:57.040 no income tax and lower cost moved to florida in 2022 including 90 000 from new york state according
00:04:04.300 to census data cited by nbc news but nearly 500 000 gave up on florida and left in 2022 according to
00:04:12.140 nbc news which interviewed several uh disillusioned transplants who decided to head back north
00:04:18.880 one of them was new yorker lewis rakowitz who lasted two years in the state quote like every good
00:04:26.740 new yorker this is where you want to go the physician told nbc news by phone while driving
00:04:31.880 to his new home in charlotte north carolina quote it's a complete fallacy rockowitz said he and his
00:04:38.120 wife bought a home in the west palm beach area where they decided to pursue a more relaxing affordable
00:04:43.780 life he landed the job as an emergency care doctor and his wife became a teacher but rockowitz soon
00:04:48.980 realized it made a mistake this is quote i had a good salary but we were barely making ends meet
00:04:55.080 we had zero quality of life he told the news outlet uh the doc said the commute was a nightmare the cost
00:05:00.900 of their homeowners association fees had doubled and he felt unsafe after the state passed a law
00:05:06.480 allowing people to carry a gun to carry guns without a license quote everyone is walking around with guns
00:05:13.420 there he told nbc news i consider myself a conservative guy but if you want to carry a gun you should be
00:05:19.300 licensed uh there there should be some sort of process so everybody's leaving what do you got on
00:05:26.960 that good everybody has guns andy yeah man that's that's why there ain't no fucking shit you know what 0.89
00:05:37.840 i'm saying like i don't know how hard it is for these people to really like get it like these people
00:05:43.380 when it comes to guns their logic is so freaking flawed like criminals carry guns do you think they
00:05:51.160 get a permit they have licenses don't they yeah so you got a this guy criminal he's got a criminal
00:05:56.060 license he's got all the license i got a regular person license like how fucking stupid and delusional 0.99
00:06:01.320 can you be you know what i'm saying like these people that try to eliminate guns you're not going
00:06:06.520 to eliminate criminals from having guns just like in europe where they've eliminated guns and you know
00:06:11.840 what they do now they mass stab they stab stab okay criminals criminals by definition do not operate
00:06:19.600 within the boundaries of the law genius and for you and another thing you're a doctor you're moving to
00:06:27.880 west palm that's where billionaires live you're a broke motherfucker bro you can't afford to live there
00:06:33.740 okay live within your means you're probably not made for west palm where real estate's 50 fucking 0.98
00:06:40.160 million dollars right all right on a doctor's salary well i mean address that too though it's not like
00:06:45.600 it's everything's just more expensive in fucking florida that's everywhere well yeah and it's 0.85
00:06:51.360 because people are dumb as fuck and they don't they vote for things that are below the line as if they 0.96
00:06:59.060 are above the line this is what happens when you vote for things like social initiatives and abortion
00:07:05.280 and all these things this is what happens everybody should be voting for the economy and for the safety
00:07:12.760 of their cities those are the two biggest um you know issues that affect them the most that's it
00:07:18.660 yeah and this dude here uh sayonara no one cares peace out the fuck out i'm sure the people of florida
00:07:26.200 are pouring some out for their homies you know what i'm saying like dude florida's florida's a lot like
00:07:31.460 missouri dude like it's just different it's like missouri with a beach yeah like if you come here
00:07:35.840 and you bring your bullshit here nobody's gonna like you and you're a conservative guy but you can't 0.87
00:07:40.500 understand how someone could want to carry a gun without a license bro
00:07:44.500 criminals do it all day long man this guy this is what i'm talking about though when we talk about
00:07:53.180 like the like when we talk about privilege that's privilege these people have privilege because they've
00:07:58.460 never had to be in contact with any sort of criminal element so they can't comprehend in their head
00:08:03.960 that like fuck it's probably better that i carry a gun and it's better that that guy has a gun and that 0.93
00:08:09.520 guy has a gun because there's trust in community how many times do you see concealed carry people just
00:08:16.200 whip out their gun and start shooting people are pro 2a advocates they don't do it now if someone starts
00:08:21.660 doing some shit they'll shoot those people and that never makes the news they don't put that on the news 0.57
00:08:26.380 but yeah man uh charlotte's probably a good place for you it's probably better than florida florida's
00:08:32.460 a little wild for you pussies you know what i'm saying so well you know charlotte you know 0.97
00:08:37.100 according to dt charlotte you know there was good people there who in charlotte north carolina charlotte's
00:08:43.940 cool wasn't it charlotte or was it charlotte charlottesville charlottesville yeah i digress charlotte's a
00:08:48.820 great city dude it's just it's it's one-fifth the fucking cost of west palm oh no shit yeah yeah dude 0.87
00:08:55.960 west palm's like the palm beach is like one of the most expensive places if not the most expensive
00:09:01.360 place in the country right now oh yeah and you're a doctor dude yeah like i know you're a big deal
00:09:05.760 where you come from and shit but in in big in big boy game doctors don't make that much money 0.58
00:09:11.580 nah unless they even have a hundred practices or you know what i'm saying right right right right
00:09:17.600 not enough to live that lifestyle that's my point yeah that's a different lifestyle down there
00:09:22.000 yeah i just saw that man i thought that was interesting everybody's playing that fucking 0.96
00:09:25.860 reverse uno card right now i thought that was uh good yeah i mean good maybe the real estate come
00:09:31.020 down a little bit you know what i'm saying might go by smash me off something yeah i love it man well
00:09:36.780 guys let's get into our headlines remember if you guys want to oh my god he's got fucking guns 0.89
00:09:41.140 in his pants he's got a gun in his pants that's not a gun
00:09:45.400 yeah he's just happy to see you that's a weapon of mass destruction
00:09:50.140 all right uh i guarantee you he didn't he like i guarantee you he probably waited a year he didn't
00:09:58.160 even change his license plate huh like we just go back to new york yeah he's trying to convert
00:10:02.940 these people come to texas and they come to fucking florida and they buy all the carhartt 0.95
00:10:09.480 they buy all dude for real they go to tennessee like all my buddies in nashville are like what the
00:10:15.300 fuck yeah and you all fucking idiots go there and you vote the same way not realizing that the shit 0.88
00:10:20.940 you believed in is what caused you to leave yeah well man oh man i'm just glad come i'm glad nobody
00:10:28.980 comes to missouri don't come here missouri is like a hidden paradise bro no no one comes here
00:10:34.420 no one wants to be here when people come visit they're like why do you live here and i don't say
00:10:38.520 shit nope because i want them to think that do not come here no don't come here we like it here
00:10:44.620 fuck off well guys let's get into these headlines remember if you guys want to see any of these 0.67
00:10:50.300 pictures articles links videos go to andy for seller.com you guys can find them linked there
00:10:54.420 uh with that being said let's get into our first one um coming off the easter day weekend i'm sure
00:10:59.100 everybody saw it it was a big deal all across the uh all across the country pissed off a lot of people
00:11:03.860 um joe biden declared easter sunday transgender day of visibility now there's been some updates with
00:11:09.380 this yeah that i thought were pretty interesting yeah there's a lot of interesting topics here on
00:11:14.760 this even uh you know i'll let you get that yeah before i start just giving the fucking juice out 0.97
00:11:22.280 yeah yeah um let's dive into this this is a bright bar article reading president joe biden's white
00:11:28.920 house has declared the holiest of christian holidays quote transgender day of visibility
00:11:33.920 end quote announcing that transgender americans are part of the fabric of our nation uh the gay 1.00
00:11:40.600 part of the nation they're that part it's like unraveling they're the rivet on the fabric
00:11:46.460 there's like a tear in it
00:11:47.880 biden issued an official proclamation on good friday reading quote
00:11:53.580 we honor the extraordinary courage and contributions of transgender americans and reaffirm
00:11:58.840 our nation's commitment to forming a more perfect union where all people are created equal and treated
00:12:04.240 equally throughout their lives the official proclamation continued quote now therefore i joseph r
00:12:10.800 biden jr president of the united states of america by virtue of the authority vested in me by the
00:12:17.000 constitution and the laws of the united states do hereby proclaim march 31st 2024
00:12:21.960 as transgender day of visibility i call upon all americans to join us in lifting up the lives and
00:12:28.460 voices of transgender people throughout our nation and to work toward eliminating violence and
00:12:32.980 discrimination based on gender identity identity excuse me biden's chosen day for the inaugural
00:12:39.560 celebration is easter sunday a day on which christians including biden who discusses his catholic
00:12:46.120 faith often celebrate the resurrection of jesus christ now listen i'm not one to tempt god like
00:12:53.440 i don't you know gotta be careful with that stuff right um and i don't know how many people out there
00:12:58.040 are religious that's besides the point but it is interesting that you know when they you know the day
00:13:03.680 that they do the easter egg hunt and all that stuff at the white house yeah it was a bunch of lightning
00:13:08.680 and storms all across and they got delayed like two hours before they could even do anything um so the
00:13:14.400 start of the traditional easter rogue uh easter egg roll at the white house egg roll yeah what kind
00:13:19.500 of egg roll is that a little asian mix in there i think a little teriyaki in there um but it was
00:13:24.060 delayed for love egg rolls bro egg rolls are good they're the shit they are good so one good thing
00:13:29.980 come out of china i don't even think that's a chinese pot stickers and egg rolls i don't think
00:13:35.100 i think that's all american chinese americans are cool though because they fucking don't like china 0.95
00:13:39.060 either no they don't yeah that's real and they know we like to eat yeah they're egg rolls
00:13:44.660 uh the start of the traditional easter egg roll at the white house was delayed for 90 minutes on
00:13:51.460 monday as angry storm clouds delivered thunder lightning and a dusting of light rain on the
00:13:56.100 cymbal gas here's a video clip of it
00:13:59.540 shit that looks like my house it does actually it does um he got called out by uh the dc archbishop
00:14:18.200 in d uh in dc the catholic archbishop he got called out as a uh cafeteria catholic
00:14:23.880 um his official statement said quote i would say that he's very sincere about his faith but like
00:14:29.320 a number of catholics he picks and chooses dimensions of the faith to highlight while
00:14:33.860 ignoring or even contradicting other parts gregory replied there's a phrase that we have used in the
00:14:39.200 past a cafeteria catholic you choose that uh which is attractive and to dismiss that which is
00:14:45.600 challenging um but the biggest weirdest not weird it makes sense um apparently now biden biden saying
00:14:53.240 he didn't even do that did you see that i did but i didn't know if that was true oh it's real
00:14:58.620 yeah it's absolutely real uh apparently this is a tweet from philip uh malanthon wegman uh he says
00:15:05.260 quote i didn't do that biden said uh when asked about proclaiming easter sunday trans day of visibility
00:15:12.260 asked about speaker johnson's claim otherwise the president replied quote he's thoroughly uninformed
00:15:17.860 um yeah he didn't do that he didn't do it there's a fucking tweet he didn't do it so just more lying 0.93
00:15:28.580 andy let's get some juice on this well first of all this started in 2009 okay so like everybody saying
00:15:36.780 that it was you know it's this thing that he just made up it's not it's been going on since 2009
00:15:44.760 and easter moves every single year it just so happens that easter falls on this date this year
00:15:51.520 and that makes you question why make such an official proclamation right and when i break this
00:16:00.520 down in my head that's just more demoralization that's part of the communist uh revolution that's
00:16:07.120 happening in the country right now um the next step after that is destabilization which is what we're
00:16:14.200 seeing with the migrant crisis the crime the inflation uh the next step after that is crisis 0.99
00:16:21.560 and the next step after that is normalization so i believe they're running straight down the
00:16:27.240 pipe of a communist takeover in this country and this is just part of the demoralization along with
00:16:34.440 his part saying i didn't do that like that's a that's clearly a lie and what they're doing is
00:16:41.760 flexing on america saying hey i could say whatever i want i can do whatever i want and there's nothing
00:16:46.760 i you could do about it these people are hostile towards the american people and there's yeah
00:16:53.900 there's people that are with them no matter what but that's a small minority and the more that they
00:16:58.020 do this the more they push everybody away from them um and i i still think this goes along with
00:17:06.380 the idea of them trying to get people so aggravated and so pissed off that they either join or give up
00:17:13.340 trying or they get violent and these people are able to crush some sort of violent revolution attempt
00:17:20.220 uh like they claim january 6th was right because if they can get people to organize and be violent
00:17:26.100 there's a good chance that they can kill all the main leaders in one stop you know if you got if you
00:17:31.780 had 50 000 people or 100 000 people or a million people get together at once against these people
00:17:37.260 and they just drone strike these people they don't have any resistance left and all the people who
00:17:42.420 weren't there would say great job you did it you saved america and that would be the narrative that
00:17:47.260 they would they would run yeah so i think they're trying to either get people to totally quit
00:17:52.820 trying because it's you know quote unquote hopeless in regards to uh having any accountability for
00:18:02.640 these people you know and that's that's what we see with biden straight up denying it like that when
00:18:06.560 he just tweeted it the day before two days before that um actually yesterday he tweeted it and today
00:18:13.300 he's saying he didn't do it so like that's what i see there i see them i think i see demoralization and
00:18:18.420 it doesn't matter what i say or do you can't do anything about it yeah so what you're saying
00:18:22.720 is and like just to make just just to clear this up so you know easter does change every single year
00:18:27.240 the date of easter changes right right and so you're saying that this trans day of visibility this has
00:18:34.120 been a thing yes the last since 2009 15 plus years yeah and so but one thing that i think it's important
00:18:41.580 for people to point out is that these tyrants they will use any any type of advantage to push that
00:18:50.040 demoralization for sure so okay cool yeah easter fall oh this is perfect yeah let's make a
00:18:54.480 proclamation push the proclamation yeah let's let's let's stir up the hornet's nest yeah because i mean
00:18:58.420 dude like like listen at the end of the day they're the vast majority of americans are christian
00:19:02.900 yeah vast majority 70 of america believes that yeah and this easter is the day that you know jesus rose
00:19:09.760 from the dead and and so it's like you're when you have an opportunity to shit on the majority of the
00:19:15.560 country as a tyrant you're gonna do it well you know dude i also think that this is a play to try
00:19:23.380 and get violence going against the transgender community you know um all eight of them well
00:19:29.980 you know what dude uh real talk i'm fucking sick of the visibility and the 50 plus holidays they all 0.95
00:19:36.800 get you know it's like three months bro i'm fucking tired of it and so is everybody else we get it 0.97
00:19:41.600 down our throat in every single fucking direction we look at you know y'all don't need any more 0.99
00:19:46.500 visibility you need to shut the fuck up that's what you need to do you need to shut the fuck up 0.99
00:19:50.880 and people will leave you the fuck alone stay away from kids people will leave you alone stop this 0.99
00:19:55.080 crazy shit people will leave you alone jamming your fucking shit down everybody's throat at every 0.99
00:20:00.200 fucking point uh is only going to create more problems for you you're not going to be left alone 0.91
00:20:05.260 or live in harmony or be respected or be treated with dignity because you're not treating
00:20:10.340 anybody else with respect and dignity you're not respecting anybody else's viewpoints you're having
00:20:15.440 to shove your lifestyle down everybody's fucking throat and if you don't if they don't like it 0.99
00:20:20.200 they're a racist they're a bigot they're a this they're a that they're a this how about this 0.92
00:20:24.500 fuck off how about that yeah it makes sense to me man um yeah i mean and here's the thing they're 0.80
00:20:33.080 like the visibility that they're begging for they're gonna get it just won't be the one that they
00:20:37.540 want well leave people alone yeah yeah guys jumping on this conversation down in the comments
00:20:42.980 let us know what you guys think speaking of comments let's go cruise some this comment comes
00:20:49.040 from at megan heinz 4167 she says had better results from 75 hard than three years of va quote
00:20:57.460 unquote therapy and 14 pages worth of meds thank you for bringing awareness to this topic people
00:21:03.120 really love that episode with chris with dr chris yeah yeah yeah he's the man dude you guys should
00:21:07.940 all get his book man operator syndrome yeah for sure he's an awesome dude um i guess we take this
00:21:13.020 what other what oh we got a drop oh yeah coming this way yeah we do wednesday right yeah got a drop
00:21:18.580 time is it seven seven central yeah 7 p.m central yeah for those of you guys are looking for real
00:21:23.820 american freedom gear we do have a drop this wednesday night uh 7 p.m central time so yeah drop it
00:21:31.040 like it's hot baby yeah trying to you know the last two times we sold out in like five minutes
00:21:35.600 four minutes so if you're interested in that i would be ready to go at seven o'clock central
00:21:39.300 yeah 100 guys we appreciate all of your love and support thank you guys for continuing to be real
00:21:44.680 ass fans uh with that being said let's get into headline number two uh this is a little update from
00:21:49.440 a few months ago um that i've been trying to keep tabs on do you remember when uh everybody's phones
00:21:54.380 were shit like like like every day no like like the actual cell service was shit yeah like every 0.80
00:22:01.600 day yeah well i mean i guess that's you mean like how phones make apple's one of the most valuable
00:22:06.260 companies in the world selling a product doesn't even fucking work right yeah yeah i like that yeah 0.87
00:22:10.400 yeah well yeah yeah but specifically uh at&t remember when they had that massive outage yeah okay
00:22:17.460 massive update comes up uh headline number two reads massive data breach at&t confirms personal
00:22:23.700 information including social security numbers of 73 million current and former customers leaked on
00:22:30.540 the dark web wow this is interesting let's dive into this uh at&t has confirmed that a data set
00:22:37.560 containing at&t specific information was leaked on the dark web around two weeks ago
00:22:43.060 the communications giant is currently investigating to pinpoint whether the data originated directly
00:22:48.660 from at&t or through one of their vendors now this data set notably includes sensitive personal
00:22:54.740 details such as social security numbers though the exact source remains under review
00:23:00.660 following the discovery at&t has initiated a comprehensive probe marshalling both in-house and
00:23:06.180 third-party cyber security experts preliminary findings suggest that a compromised data dates back to 2019 or
00:23:13.540 earlier uh the breach potentially affects approximately 7.6 million current and around 64.4 million farmer
00:23:22.900 at&t account holders despite the severity of the attack at&t has stated there's no evidence this is just
00:23:28.260 an unauthorized breach of their system leading to the leak um this was their official uh statement now mind
00:23:36.500 you so this this happened back in february okay we're in it's april 1st today um and they're just now
00:23:44.740 starting to come out and talk about it now i remember seeing this thing where they gave all the unit users
00:23:50.820 that were affected by the data out outage like a five dollar credit they did huh that's what they gave
00:23:57.060 us very generous very very fucking generous um and so now with this coming out and they're admitting that 0.62
00:24:03.060 yeah no this was actually this was an attack they're still not saying who they know who they're not saying who
00:24:09.620 um you know and now they're saying that you should just take extra precautions and if you notice any weird
00:24:14.820 um uh weird actions or things happening um in reference to your credit or anything like that
00:24:21.460 that uh you should take uh take the proper precautions and and make those notifications um anything on this
00:24:28.180 i know it pissed off a lot of black people it did it well black people phone bills are high as 0.93
00:24:35.940 shit i don't know why i don't know white people's phone no no listen i'm telling you it's not the 0.81
00:24:40.420 same it's not the fucking same i i don't know why so you're saying the phone bills are racist they 0.98
00:24:45.220 are a little racist i'm gonna be honest bro like how much you pay for your phone bill how many lines you 0.54
00:24:48.420 got you got you got two lines how much you pay okay i got two lines my shit's like 300 that's well 0.84
00:24:57.540 clearly racism it's racism yeah black people are pissed a lot of people pissed and they gave him 0.93
00:25:01.940 five bucks well i wouldn't know about that what's your phone bill andy you don't know you don't know
00:25:09.460 motherfucker i don't pay bills my bills just get paid that's what it is yeah that's what it is 0.95
00:25:14.580 let's talk about from because at the end of the day at the heart you're an entrepreneur right yeah
00:25:18.740 so let's talk about doing the right thing as a business maybe let's go down that that rabbit
00:25:22.900 hole what what what would what did they do wrong what did they do right i don't know bro i mean this
00:25:27.380 is a much bigger problem than just your phone not working you know like when you have social security
00:25:32.100 numbers and stolen identity and bank accounts breached and you know messages and all the private
00:25:37.940 emails and all this shit you know i mean that creates a that creates a problem not just 0.73
00:25:44.020 for now but for who knows how long and so you know i don't know what the right move is here but i know
00:25:49.380 this uh people should be very careful about what they keep on their phone yeah you know what i'm
00:25:54.980 saying yeah that's real um and five bucks ain't fixing and using the cloud too like the cloud's not
00:25:59.860 a safe place to use your shit like you guys all think that's secure huh you don't like the cloud
00:26:03.940 fuck no bro yeah i know too many people that have had all the shit stolen off of it yeah you know like 0.84
00:26:09.060 that's i don't use it you know i'd rather just go plug my shit into my computer and let it take 0.81
00:26:13.860 two days yeah because you got the original mac up there i know yeah motherfucker i got the dudes 0.93
00:26:21.060 that made the mac up there steve yeah they're up there cranking away churning butter yeah i mean
00:26:30.260 listen i don't know i just saw this man i thought this was interesting weird timing they're bringing this
00:26:34.580 up to finally addressing it i'm pretty sure black people don't pay more money for their phone no no 0.99
00:26:38.660 it's a fact no no i don't know why i'm i mean listen it's probably because they got all the
00:26:43.220 fucking cousins on there that's possible it's a fact huh oh bro let us know in the comments that's 0.75
00:26:48.420 a fact let's go to the comments let the people decide we might have to fact check that bro i'm
00:26:53.060 sorry yeah i'm not saying no what i'm saying is is that like the phone bills are probably higher
00:26:58.100 because they have all their cousins and shit on the same account you know i'm saying like they got 0.71
00:27:02.260 little cousin ray ray they don't do that i don't got a cousin ray well that's what i'm saying so
00:27:06.100 like that's probably why yeah i mean i guess yeah if you got more shit on there you're probably paying
00:27:10.580 more that makes sense if i had a cousin ray ray he wouldn't be on my phone yeah i'd tell ray ray
00:27:16.100 get a fucking job maybe maybe that would help with the phone bill yeah but the fourth line is like 25 0.62
00:27:23.620 it's like it's like it's almost free that's not almost free yeah that's true that's that's 25
00:27:28.500 yeah see i think the problem is we're counting kind of funny you know what i'm saying that's a
00:27:33.300 weird way to count almost free is not an actual thing that's just how we look at shit man like 0.59
00:27:38.020 oh it was normally a hundred dollars and now oh that's almost free hey listen these are the
00:27:42.020 secrets all right i'm just telling you what they are secrets to poverty
00:27:49.940 i mean this sounds like the most ridiculous shit i've ever heard in my life
00:27:53.460 bro hey listen i didn't make the rules bro all right but we definitely ain't playing viral
00:28:02.180 guys jump in on this conversation man let us know down in the comments what you guys think
00:28:06.580 uh with that being said let's get to our third and final headline headline number three
00:28:11.860 uh this one is great uh this just this comes out of denver denver colorado this headline reads
00:28:16.980 denver city official caught on camera begging migrants to leave
00:28:26.820 wait head to chicago new york city going to suffer this is great this is great let's dive into this so
00:28:34.340 a denver city official appeared to beg migrants to leave the sanctuary city that's been burdened with
00:28:41.060 illegal immigrants in a leaked viral video in a video obtained by nine news city official andres carrera
00:28:49.060 denver's newcomer communications liaison tells a group of migrants that the city's shelters can no
00:28:55.140 longer help them and they must go to other sanctuary cities or they will suffer quote the
00:29:00.420 opportunities are over carrera reportedly tells the group in spanish quote new york gives you more
00:29:05.940 chicago gives you more so i suggest you go there where there is a uh where there is longer term shelter
00:29:12.820 there are also more job opportunities there quote we are not going to block you if you want to stay
00:29:18.420 here he continues uh quote if you stay here you are going to suffer even more and i don't want to see
00:29:24.900 this uh while the city official suggested new york chicago or miami as destinations with more resources
00:29:31.540 he offered to transport them to any city they wished in the united states quote you don't have to walk
00:29:37.140 anywhere we can buy you a free ticket see there there it is here is he black he must be black 0.95
00:29:45.540 buy you a free ticket what kind of economic what is that i don't know bro okay listen you thought
00:29:52.580 it was yeah that's real yeah and uh it's bypac that's what it is uh he says quote you can go to any
00:30:00.900 city we can take you up to the canadian border wherever um and of course we have the video
00:30:07.620 um but uh a city spokesperson did reach out to nine news they they uh they reached out to nine
00:30:13.140 news that they will not bus migrants to canada but can take them to cities near the canadian border if
00:30:17.940 they desire after a speech carrera asked the migrants to raise their hand if they wanted to
00:30:22.660 leave denver and go to another city where there is more work the video appeared to show a
00:30:26.740 a handful of people raising their hands here's the clip the opportunities are over that's andres
00:30:33.140 carrera political director for denver mayor mike johnston
00:30:47.700 carrera is denver's so-called newcomer communications liaison that means that he meets the busloads of new
00:30:53.940 arrivals the city says this group got here on march 26 sent up by texas's republican governor greg
00:31:00.020 abbott he warns them the jobs the resources the opportunities have already gone to the 40 000
00:31:06.500 migrants who came to denver before them
00:31:08.180 parents listen quietly as children play on the floor as denver tells these families that have
00:31:31.700 sometimes walked from one continent to another that they just have to keep moving but they don't have
00:31:37.460 to walk denver will buy them a bus ticket
00:31:57.460 the city says it won't buy bus tickets to canada but it will help migrants get to american border
00:32:03.300 cities up north it's a desperate pitch by denver a city that has taken in more migrants per capita
00:32:09.220 than any city outside the southern border and is looking at 120 million dollars in budget cuts to
00:32:14.420 pay for migrant services the moment of truth who in the crowd wants to go to a different city
00:32:21.700 okay
00:32:26.980 and who wants to stay in denver
00:32:33.460 todos a migrant says 0.91
00:32:38.900 the clock is now ticking for the migrants who arrived on that bus 1.00
00:32:42.180 families have six weeks in denver shelters and then they must go individuals get 14 days in shelter
00:32:48.420 as they were warned after that there may not be resources to help them
00:32:53.700 so a spokesperson for the city argued that the video did not show a complete picture of the efforts
00:32:58.260 denver has made to help migrants quote this news clip showed such a small part of the work our team
00:33:04.180 member did that evening and just a fraction of the tireless amount of work he and the rest of the
00:33:08.260 city's team have put in to help newcomers who arrive in denver the spokesperson said in the statement
00:33:12.740 um so yeah so they're up about 40 000 they're calling them newcomers legal aliens um and that's
00:33:20.020 5.6 percent of denver's population um which is the most per capita of any city in the country
00:33:26.820 um but how do we get there right well we got to go back and we ain't gotta go back far any just a few
00:33:32.180 months all right coming straight out of denver how denver became a destination for migrants well
00:33:38.340 before you even get into this i can tell you how we got a bunch of liberal fucking dumbasses that live 1.00
00:33:43.140 in colorado that fucking think that everything sounds good and they don't have to do anything 0.95
00:33:49.140 and uh you know i got a big bleeding heart for these families and these people and they can come
00:33:54.340 here and then when they come there they don't want to take any personal responsibility for actually
00:33:57.940 helping them so now you have families with little kids and little children because you wanted to be
00:34:02.980 virtuous and brag about how nice you are and how cool you are and not lift a fucking finger to actually 0.86
00:34:08.180 make a real difference okay so now they're stranded here without works without jobs without a way to
00:34:14.100 fucking take care of their kids and their families because you wanted to sound cool on the internet 1.00
00:34:18.500 and be cool in front of your hippie fucking buddies that's why they're there yeah i mean yeah i mean to 0.82
00:34:24.180 the point where they signed it into a bill yeah to the point where their denver police chief said they're
00:34:29.460 not even going to work on deporting them or reporting anybody to ice yeah
00:34:32.820 yeah look what you got to deal with now yeah that's right and people in denver and colorado
00:34:39.540 are pissed off bro i know a whole bunch of people live there they fucking hate it yeah you know 0.96
00:34:43.540 and there's a beautiful city right colorado is one of the most beautiful states in the whole country
00:34:47.540 dude yeah it but it attracts these mindless nomad hippie vanilla granola people okay for real yeah that
00:34:56.820 that that that have come from a privileged place in life they're usually white they're usually middle
00:35:03.620 upper class and they go there and they say who cares what difference does it make to you you're just
00:35:08.980 a trump supporting bigot you know and all they do up there is go on ski patrol and smoke weed
00:35:16.100 which i don't got a problem that don't sound too bad but they don't have any real responsibility
00:35:20.900 they travel around they ride their mountain bikes they fucking you know do all the hippie 0.99
00:35:26.180 shit and then they vote for this shit and they don't do anything they're personally about it it's 0.58
00:35:30.580 just so they can look cool amongst their other hippie buddies and now you got a real problem where
00:35:35.540 people are really suffering and uh you know those people aren't going to do anything they're going
00:35:39.380 to keep voting for the stupid idealistic shit that doesn't work in reality ever it never works
00:35:44.900 it never works well that's the thing man it's like you know you're talking 120 million
00:35:49.220 dollars and for like a city like denver it's not that big i'm not there's not that many people that
00:35:53.460 live there but that's a shit ton of money that's coming from taxpayers that that are now having to
00:35:58.660 be completely redirected and shit is getting cut that's always been my biggest issue with like 0.95
00:36:04.180 liberal ideologies bro like the shit sounds good on paper that's that's why that's why people vote for
00:36:10.180 it yeah it sounds good but it doesn't work dude that's why people vote for it people vote for it
00:36:16.340 because they are too lazy to dig in and understand what's actually going on and they vote for these
00:36:22.820 things that sound really nice and sound really humanitarian and and make you feel like a good
00:36:28.820 person when you vote for them that are outside the realm of reality and then when you operate in reality
00:36:35.540 and all these people come and they cut all the budget now you have crime now you have a shitty city 0.65
00:36:40.500 which was once a beautiful city you have litter everywhere you have trash everywhere you have all these
00:36:44.740 people that are homeless and all the people who voted for it they're not doing anything to help
00:36:49.220 they're not working any harder they're not dude they're not doing anything they don't care they
00:36:52.820 don't listen dude the the leftist voter is the most uneducated voter on the planet because bro they vote
00:37:01.060 on their heart and they it's very easy to get them to come and they're not bad people now communists are
00:37:07.460 bad people but the the the regular left liberal voter they're not bad people they just have this
00:37:16.180 bleeding heart mentality that it doesn't work in reality and they create so much more issues in
00:37:22.580 reality for other people in themselves because they vote for things that do not connect and do not
00:37:28.100 practically work and they don't have any experience with anything that practically works because they
00:37:32.900 haven't done anything in their life there's no awareness yeah so like dude that's what we deal
00:37:36.900 with here and you know there's all kinds of people who have worked hard to build denver into an amazing
00:37:42.340 city which it has been for years and years and years and now it's getting destroyed because you know
00:37:47.380 the conservative voters even got too liberal where they got to the point where they were like
00:37:51.620 ah just let them do whatever they want it's no big deal well do you really still think that
00:37:55.620 this is what happens when you just say oh whatever yeah live and let live yeah yeah yeah man
00:38:02.580 i mean these people listen dude it's sad what's going on these people got to go though that's
00:38:09.620 reality they got to go so adios yeah no shit yeah because how you say you know and i think we as 0.55
00:38:22.260 society got to stop listening to all these granola people yeah and these hippie fucks who don't have 0.95
00:38:28.340 any understanding of reality and when they start on their high horse and trying to preach to you
00:38:32.420 you tell them to shut the fuck up like we tried it your way motherfucker look what we got it 0.99
00:38:37.300 didn't work it doesn't ever work didn't worry it's not that we didn't do it enough and then they say
00:38:42.180 oh well you have plenty you should have motherfucker that wasn't the dream the dream was i could do 0.94
00:38:47.220 whatever the fuck i wanted and build whatever i wanted the dream wasn't work my ass off so you 0.98
00:38:51.460 could go smoke weed on the fucking mountainside and be one with nature and what's it called why you 0.94
00:38:57.060 could vote away my fucking tax dollars to these people who don't even belong here that wasn't the 1.00
00:39:02.900 deal that's not the american dream that's bullshit fuck you yeah i'm gonna fucking sunbathe in their 0.99
00:39:08.340 buttholes bro i don't even go to colorado anymore because of it yeah it's like on it's on the list of
00:39:14.260 cal with california to me last time i went there it was so like it was so intolerable the attitude
00:39:20.820 it was just it was gross dude that sucks yeah that's and i love colorado i love it that sucks 0.86
00:39:28.660 man well guys jumping on this conversation let us know what you guys think what's happening in your
00:39:34.340 sanctuary cities if you guys live there i'm sure we got a few listeners well did you see what happened
00:39:38.260 in georgia with what with the sanctuary cities they fucking banned sanctuary cities in georgia and they 0.93
00:39:44.420 said any city that becomes a sanctuary city will lose their state funding oh that's great completely
00:39:48.660 yeah great so that's that's happening in georgia so that's great we're gonna see that start to
00:39:53.940 happen in other places yeah yeah i mean like and here's the thing too guys it's like i mean we are
00:39:58.980 far away from the end of this tunnel like you know i'm saying like the the consequences like the the
00:40:04.260 damages that have that have started and have been put in place we haven't even seen the fucking 0.97
00:40:10.820 repercussions they're not even reporting the full scope or even close to the full scope of the amount
00:40:15.380 of crime these people are committing like that one squatter story that we covered there's hundreds 1.00
00:40:20.340 of those happening right now thousands yeah thousands yeah guys jump into the comments let
00:40:25.380 us know what you guys think uh with that being said our final segment of the show thumbs up or dumb as
00:40:32.420 fuck this is a good one because it's karma and we always like karma uh thumbs up or dumb as
00:40:38.020 fuck headline reads kayaking karen gets instant karma woman launches foul mouth rant at family 0.99
00:40:46.340 during riverboat trip then capsizes as she tries to splash them with her oar this is just great so
00:40:52.660 this is the moment of kayaking karen got instant karma uh benny larkin and his daughter taylor larkin 14
00:41:00.100 were boating down dora creek new south wells australia when they broke down and were approached by a
00:41:06.980 mrs know-it-all kayaker the 33 year old says the boat engine stopped working while they slowed down
00:41:12.820 to meet the four knot speed limit but he quickly realized the enraged lady he had broken the rules 1.00
00:41:20.580 footage shows benny calling the kayaker a karen so she addresses the camera to claim this cocksucker 0.96
00:41:26.820 was doing 24 knots up the creek now when benny asked the five-mouthed woman if she talks to her 1.00
00:41:31.940 mother like this and she replies my mother knows how to fucking drive a boat better than you 1.00
00:41:37.860 she kayaks closer to the vessel and tries to splash him with her oar but instead hilariously 1.00
00:41:43.380 capsizes her kayak and falls into the water here's the clip yeah i just like to do the right thing
00:41:48.740 and when you come through hooking taking out everyone in there christmas presents nothing better to do to
00:41:53.700 take the fun away from everything oh that's it oh i hope you got that i did what'd she say i hope you
00:42:01.540 got that so this is the whole ring here we go hello guys just letting you know that this
00:42:07.540 sucker was doing 24 knots up the creek was it 24 where's your radar where's my radar yeah mate
00:42:14.660 everyone was clocking you where's your radar i don't need to clock you come on mate you said 24 24
00:42:19.540 come on 24 knots how fast were you going i can do more than four knots and how much is that four
00:42:24.660 not four or five which how many knots was i doing it's four come on you said i was doing 24 how many
00:42:30.420 four knots i agree and how many knots have you held on aft 455 n you're reported okay happy new year
00:42:38.740 yeah i hope your daughter's got a license too because she's on record okay you can't do that
00:42:43.300 speed if you've got no license okay fair enough yeah so what are you doing in the water what's your
00:42:47.460 problem then what's my problem we slow down you slow down you stop to have an argument brother
00:42:52.500 oh stop Karen me look at you Karen i'll stop you got a problem i do have a problem mate breaking the
00:43:00.340 rules and you're being a sucker about it how am i just sat here have a chat you're the one yelling mate
00:43:05.620 brother where are you from sydney western sydney i'm from this creek what creek the creek that you're
00:43:13.140 breaking the rules what's it called dora creek where are you from sydney no i'm from this creek
00:43:18.340 well you obviously aren't because you don't know the rules no i slowed down mate you didn't you
00:43:22.340 stopped to have an argument i slowed down karen karen what are you and kevin
00:43:28.100 that's what you are brother oh yeah now we're going to use propranity are we oh this is what
00:43:33.780 the karen's doing from dora creek river i'm just a sucker mate i was fishing
00:43:37.860 what else am i what else am i come on okay what else what else what else karen what else karen what
00:43:46.500 else mate you all right what do you control these waters do you where's your baby then i don't know
00:43:52.420 the bad brother i just do the right thing unlike you yeah yeah go on keep keep calling me names keep
00:43:59.620 calling me names all right what else you got anything else what do you talk to your mother 0.65
00:44:10.260 like this because she knows how to drive the boat better than you brother i doubt it i doubt it what's
00:44:16.900 this little thing you got a 200 on the back of the what kayak what are you a maritime enthusiast
00:44:22.260 yeah i just like to do the right thing and when you come through you're hooking taking out
00:44:27.300 everyone in their christmas presents nothing better to do to take the fun away from everything oh that's
00:44:31.220 it oh i hope you got that i did good it's going straight on my instagram instagram is that all you've
00:44:39.620 got no this is the best part oh tiktok is that all you got here film this stuff is that all you got yeah
00:44:45.380 this is the best part right here no chance she didn't get back in
00:44:52.420 do you know the wheel pleater yes i do no you don't really she just sits there and chills
00:45:01.860 we're gonna leave i'll pump the fuel because um we don't want to stay here with you oh that's a shame
00:45:07.300 why are you why are you blowing kisses because you're the stupid guns what the 0.97
00:45:20.020 fuck you can't even say your own boat huh bro she's so fucking ridiculous no actually the boat stopped 0.97
00:45:25.700 on itself oh it stopped on itself yeah well because you don't know how to slow down excuse me what was
00:45:31.380 that you need to have a breath she can't get her fat ass back in the kayak you need to learn how to 0.96
00:45:44.260 drive a boat obviously hey you need to learn how to stay in your kayak mode
00:45:47.300 i just love when she tries to get back on the kayak 1.00
00:46:15.300 and then like acts like that's what she meant to do the entire time yeah well dumb ass 1.00
00:46:24.820 i don't know what else to say man she's dumb ass fat bitch i didn't know those people existed like 1.00
00:46:29.460 that is that not what the fuck she is that's what she is i mean bro are these not the i mean at least 0.61
00:46:34.820 it's in australia too not just here because those are always the ones that got the most to say oh bro
00:46:39.300 you know yeah that's why i've always been like during covet bro the ones that yelled the most look just
00:46:43.700 like her they really did yeah they were fucking old and unable and disgusting and loud and annoying 0.97
00:46:52.100 and they got a power trip and real talk somebody's knocked their fucking teeth out 0.97
00:46:57.940 yeah some other women never or those that identify yeah 1.00
00:47:02.100 start regulating hey hey it is what it is yeah well that's karma for you yeah that's what you get
00:47:12.900 thumbs up on this right yes 100 yeah too bad she didn't drown 0.96
00:47:16.580 guys andy that is all i got all right don't be a hoe show the show 1.00
00:47:27.380 went from sleeping on the floor now my jewelry box froze
00:47:30.740 fuck a bowl fucker stole counted millions in the cold bad bitch booted swole got her on bank road 1.00
00:47:37.380 can't fold doesn't know headshot case closed