697. Andy & DJ CTI： U.S. And Ukraine Security Agreement, AstraZeneca Admits COVID Vaccine Side Effect & Biden Jokes About Trump
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Summary
In this episode of The Realists, DJ and Andy talk about what we need to do to solve some of the biggest issues going on in society and how we can change the culture to beat the tyrants. They also talk about a new deal they are working on and why you should share the show with your friends.
Transcript
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What is up guys, it's Andy Purcellan, this is the show for the realists, say goodbye
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to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking
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reality guys. Today we have Andy and DJ cruise the motherfucking internet. That's what we're
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going to do. That's DJ there. Hello children. Yeah. Uh, and we're going to cruise the internet.
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That's what CTI stands for. We're going to put topics on the screen. We're going to speculate
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on what's true on what's not true. And then we're going to talk about what we, the people
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need to do to solve some of this bushah that's going on in society. Now I'm not going to do
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the whole intro because you need to go back and listen to yesterday. You get the whole
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intro. Uh, I'm just going to get right into it. Now we do have a fee for the show. You're
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going to notice something about the show. That's your first time listening. We don't run ads
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on the show. Um, I don't want to answer to people. I want to keep it real. I don't want
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them telling me what I can and can't say. And so I'm making you a deal. All right. And
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the deal is this, uh, I don't waste 30 minutes of your time running ads. And then in exchange,
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you share the show to your friends and bring us some new listeners. If every single listener
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brought us one new listener, we'd have doubled the amount of listeners. That would be cool,
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right? Especially for the amount of work that we put in to do this show. That'd be fucking
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cool. The amount of value that we deliver. Uh, you know, I do two Q and AFs a week, sometimes
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three personal development shows a week where I share 25 years of business experience that
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I could charge way more money than any of these other dumb asses out here. I give it
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to you for free. All right. So that's the deal. Pay the fee. Don't be a hoe. Share the
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show. All right. Hey, what's I mean that to you, man? Bring me one friend. That's the
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mission. The mission is this and you better accept it. Go out and get me one new listener.
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Each of you that way will grow our little community by double and we'll fucking have twice as much
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power. I like that. Yeah. I like that. And then we could beat the tyrants. It's the only
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way to work. Yeah. We got to change the culture to beat the tyrants. That's it. Yeah. We changed
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the culture one person at a time. Bring a friend. Let's add them to the list. Yeah.
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They could be right there next to the rest of us on the list. Yeah. All right. It's actually a
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beautiful thing, man. I know a lot of people probably still get, you know, man, like I had
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this friend and you know, when I started, you know, sharing stuff, like they stopped talking to me
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and stuff, but like, bro, by now they'll probably be sending you shit now. That's how it goes for
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me, bro. Like all those people that like, you know, like they're sending me the shit
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now. Yeah. That's cause they, they, they're just figuring it out and they're like, Oh
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dude, check it out. It's like, yeah, motherfucker. Saw that two years ago. Yeah. We've been trying
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to tell you. It's still great though. And it's great. I appreciate it. And it's needed.
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Yeah. It's needed. We got to have that. But, uh, but yeah, any, anything going on new before
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we get to it? You good? How you feeling? Living la vida loca? Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Living that,
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that crazy life. Yeah. Um, I don't think I have anything new. I'm just training,
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you know, doing the thing, running the businesses, you know, being a real entrepreneur, you know,
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the kind they actually write books about and tell the American dream story, not the other
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kind that populates the internet, which is the kind that ended up on American greed, you
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know, like, you know what I'm saying? Uh, so I am a real entrepreneur. I'm doing real
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entrepreneur stuff. I'm not selling people on bullshit. Um, just doing the do. Yeah.
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Shit takes time. So I'm up here every day cranking away. I love that, man. Yeah. Talking shit
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to the internet on the show. I like that. Yeah. That's been great. And we got some shit to talk
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about today. Yeah. There's, you never seen that meme. It's like, what do grown men do
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instead of going to therapy and it says start a podcast? Well, that's fuck. They're talking
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about us. It's like a therapy session. Yeah. Yeah. I like it. I like it. All right. Sweet.
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Well, uh, guys, hope you guys had a great weekend and a great start to your week. It's
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Tuesday. So, uh, let's, let's get into this cruise. Dude, did you see that meme that, uh,
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Eric Schmidt shared that it was announced with from the white house in August of 2021 that
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said, if you're fully vaccinated, you're now allowed to go outside. Oh, fuck. Like, dude,
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I don't think people remember how bad, how bad this shit was and how tyrannical and crazy
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it was and how harmful it was to relationships, to the economy, to people's health, to people's
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families. It wasn't like it was just one fucking day. Like, bro, this was two years of bullshit.
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Yeah. So they can fucking steal all your money. Now they're allowed to go outside. Now, now
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you got these fuckers trying to pass a 44% capital gains tax on top of the 60% death tax
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that they have. Okay. So do you know what that means? That, that means that you work your
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whole life and along the way you pay 40%, uh, percent income plus another 20 or 30 to the
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state. Right. When you add it all up, then if you build something, which is hard to do because
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of how much they fucking take from you on your, on that side of it, if you happen to
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build something, then when you sell it, you got to pay them 44%. Okay. Then when you die,
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you got to give them 60% if you don't have a will set up or a trust set up, whatever's
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left. Yeah. People don't understand this for that makes the government, your fucking partner
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in life, no matter what you do, no matter what you do. That's crazy. Yeah. People don't understand
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taxes, bro. That's why I don't teach to you in school and get better odds. Just getting
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in a fucking divorce, bro. Listen, dude, it's told 98% of people do not understand taxes.
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They don't understand it. They don't get it. Yeah. Yeah. If they understood it, bro, they'd
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realize, Holy shit, dude, I'm getting fucked. Like dude, imagine that you work your whole life
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to sell a business and then they fucking take 44% of it when you sell it. That's insane.
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Dude, it's fucking, it's, it's fucking communism, bro. That's insane. The gut. Listen, the whole,
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the whole system has to be completely redone or burnt down and rebuilt. Like it's so big. It's so
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bloated. It's so corrupt that there's really no correcting it because the people who make the
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laws that are there are going to always make laws that are in their favor. They're not going to
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make laws that are favorable to the community and the people that they serve. This is no longer a
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government that serves the people. And that's just a fact of the statistics. Yeah. And then they've
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learned to, you turn that and use that on the people and like incentivize certain behaviors to
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get more of those behaviors. And then those people then vote so that way they can keep the fucking
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incentives, bro. Listen, so you make a hundred thousand dollars a year. Okay. They print,
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they tax you. Okay. So you pay them half your money. They're getting about 50 more than 50 when
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you add it all up, but we'll just say 50. So you're left with $50,000 all the while they're printing
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money at will, which is causing inflation, which means that your 50 grand is worth less and less and
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less and less and less. So for us to protect ourselves from that, we have to buy assets,
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real estate, gold, your business, right? That helps you escape the inflation. And then when you escape
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the inflation, then they raise the capital gains tax. So that when you sell your assets, you got to
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pay them 44%, which makes it impossible for them not to steal from you. They are stealing from you
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every fucking day. And most people, because they're ignorant to, to the way that actually things
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actually work, they can't, they don't understand it. They just go to the store. They're like, fuck,
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everything's so expensive. Yeah. Cause you keep voting for these fucks that are taking all your
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fucking buying power and your wealth. They've got a scam figured out that you can't figure out
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because you're ignorant. You're watching Netflix. You're fucking watching football. You're fucking on
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Instagram, bro. Like, dude, you, you're not paying attention and dude. And then, and then they get
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you to vote for fucking abortion. They get you all emotionally stirred up about abortion because they
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don't want you to understand how they're stealing your money so that you don't vote for that and
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fucking change it. You see what I'm saying? And now we're to a point where we don't even know how
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much our votes even fucking matter because every single motherfucker that goes to Washington DC
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is in it for themselves, bro. With the exception of a very, very, very small minority.
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The people in Washington DC have to be replaced by patriots that are going to pass real laws that
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put restrictions on what these people can and can't do. They shouldn't be getting wealthy when
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they're in fucking Washington DC, bro. That's like saying a soldier that serves them in the military
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should come back worth a hundred million dollars. That's a better case than fucking those
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motherfuckers. Yeah. Especially when the base salary is like, you know, what is the top ball
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says? Like 150 grand, I think for, for congressmen and women. I don't know. It's like a, like, yeah,
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it's like 135. I think, I think it's like the top top out. Yeah. Every single one of them magically
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fucking makes the perfect fucking stock trades. Right. Right. Out of here. Yeah. It's complete
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bullshit, bro. We need a fucking, we need a real fucking realignment of this country. And there's
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only two ways to do it. One, if our votes still count, which we're not sure that they do to vote
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in actual patriots that are going to fucking do what they say and then hold them to the fucking
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fire to do it. Or two, there's going to be a revolution at some point because they're taxing
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us to a, to, to literal fucking slavery. We're tax slaves in this country, dude. We work for the
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government more than we work for ourselves. And that is not some bullshit. That's statistical
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fucking facts, statistical facts. We work and pay more of our money to these fucks that are
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supposed to serve us than we get to keep. That is fucking wrong. And every single human being in
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this country, Democrat, Republican, that should be your absolute number one priority for whatever's
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happening with the government. Absolutely. But it's not because they allow people to vote that
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don't put into the kitty. They allow people to vote that don't pay any taxes. They allow people to
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vote now that may not even be a citizen. So they're voting for you to get taxed more. You, the hardworking
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American who does what they're supposed to do. They're voting for you to give them their fucking
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lifestyle on your motherfucking back the whole while. They're screaming about capitalism being
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bad because the people make money off the backs of employees and they're fucking crying because they
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want your shit. They can't, that is that not, can we not see the hypocrisy in that? It's fucking
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bullshit, dude. It's insane, man. It's insane. It's insane, guys. Jump in on this conversation.
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Let us look down in the comments what you guys thought. Yeah, you better say fuck taxes.
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Two percent, man. Two percent. Listen, dude, we really, we really don't even need to pay taxes
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because private industries and private citizens, if they were not taxed, would have, they would take
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care of the fucking problems. There would be companies that would build roads that your community
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would gather up the funds to pay for. How the fuck does shit get done amongst the community now
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when someone's sick? Oh, we have a fundraiser. You see what I'm saying? Well, Andy, like, you know,
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you're saying no taxes. Like, has that ever been tried anywhere? Does that work anywhere?
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Um, as far as income tax, we didn't have income tax till fucking 1913. Yeah, and Dubai doesn't do it.
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Dude, there's lots of places that don't do it. So, dude, like, these, these people are robbing you
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and you're sitting there arguing about fucking abortion because they want you to. You're arguing
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about racism because they want you to while they stick their hands in your motherfucking pockets.
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Yeah. Guys, jump down on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think. Um, with that being
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said, man, let's get into it. Uh, you want a dumbass of the day? I got one. Okay. Yeah. Dumbass of the
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day, uh, goes to, uh, Gavin Newsom. Oh, shocking. Shocking. Uh, headline reads, oops, Gavin Newsom
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asked social media users to help design new California coin and it blows up in his face. So he put a
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fucking poll out. He put a post out, this, uh, this, this tweet reads, uh, calling all members
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of the tortured coin designers department. California is getting its own $1 coin to honor
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innovation slated to be issued in 2026 and we need your help. Uh, what is a California innovation
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you'd like to see featured on the coin? Uh, send ideas to, uh, coin submissions at gov.ca.gov.
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Well, hold on before we even get into this. Why does it matter if they make a $1 coin? If
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you can just walk in and steal whatever you want up to $997, if you can walk in, take whatever
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the fuck you want out of any store five times a day out of, you know, you can go to one
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store, then another store, then another store and take a thousand bucks worth of shit without
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being prosecuted. Why the fuck do you need money? Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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this, they want, um, I understand what they want to do. I'm just making an excess point.
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That didn't even make sense. Yeah. Yeah. Well, let's look at some of these submissions.
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It's probably like streets full of shit. Yeah, exactly. How'd I guess?
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Bro, people are tagging it like that, bro. They have gotten tens of thousands of submissions
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like this. Yeah. There's a missions like this. I like the mask one personally. Yeah.
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And Newsom we trust. Fuck. Golden state tents. Yeah. And dude, they're talking about running
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this dude for fucking president. For fucking president, man. You think anybody in this
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motherfucking country wants their fucking area to look like California? Bro. Why do California
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people have this elitist fucking thing? Like they live in some fucking paradise and everybody
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else is just a dumbass. Like they're unaware, like looking around. Bro, it's you guys. We stepped
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over shit when we went to California. That was three years ago. What do you think it's
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like now? Fuck. I couldn't imagine. While he eats at his fucking restaurant and makes
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fucking millions of dollars. Dude's a fucking piece of shit. Piece of shit dumbass. Not only
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that, bro. You ever watched him debate? He just, he makes up shit and then follows it
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up. He makes it look good. No, no, no. He goes like. He makes it look good. Dude, he says
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this shit and he makes up out of the, and then he just looks in the camera and he goes,
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and that is a fact. And that's a fact. That's a fact. When it is not a fact. And dumb motherfuckers
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that don't know the facts believe this guy because he's so confident when he says it.
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Bro, he's, he's good at it. You gotta give him that. I listen, I'll give him that. Like
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when they asked him about the fucking tents that he put up or the, uh, the fences that
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he put up. Yeah. We put up fences. I just kept it moving. Like, bro, wait, wait,
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you blocked off the whole city for China, bro. He's like, yeah, we did. Just kept it
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moving. I give him that. He's a little tactful, man. But, uh, fuck, man. You want your state
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to look like that? Then fucking vote for that guy. That guy's worse than Biden, bro. Worse
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than Biden. What's your favorite coin? None of them. The toilet's pretty nice. I like the
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coin that shows California breaking off in an earthquake and sinking into the ocean. They
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got that one. They got that one. Let's make a submission. Yeah. We'll have, we'll have
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come up with a design. We'll submit it. All right, guys. I say we give, I say, dude, listen,
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there's enough room in California for all the fucking leftists to go. How about we think
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that's too much room? No, just have it. It's the best real estate in the country. You guys
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can have it. Fuck off. Let's just give them like East St. Louis. No, no. And they can
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have their own country. It could be called California, whatever the fuck they want to
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call it. No, listen, you're not listening to me. And then we will attack it and we will
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conquer it and take it back. So that way we don't got to negotiate with these fucks no
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more. Yeah. No, we conquered your land. Yeah. Oh, you're calling it. Exactly. Yes. Yes,
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we did. That's how the world works. It's called conquering. Yeah. Hey, every single country,
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man, has been conquered. Yeah. At some point. This one's about to. I think we have. Yeah.
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Guys, jump in on this conversation down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think.
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With that being said, let's get into our headlines. Headlines. Number one, remember, if you guys
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want to see any of these headlines, go to Andy for seller dot com. You guys can check them
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out there. Helena Moore reads, U.S. and Ukraine have started work on security agreement. Zelensky
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says this is an interesting topic coming up that could have some major implications here
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in the very near future. So allegedly, Kiev and the Ukrainian administration, they have
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just signed a several 10 year security agreements with NATO countries that outline, outlined long
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term Western support for Ukraine in the face of a Russian invasion. Now, in its third year,
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quote, our teams, Ukraine and the United States have started working on a bilateral security agreement.
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Zelensky said in his evening address on social media, adding that it could be a, quote, truly
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exemplary deal. The agreements signed so far, including with Britain, France and Germany,
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are not mutual defense packs, but have symbolic importance as a show of commitment by the West
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to support Kiev militarily, politically and financially for years to come. Zelensky had a telephone
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call with the U.S. President Joe Biden earlier on Monday after the U.S. Congress advanced a long
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stalled package of military aid for Kiev over the weekend. The Ukrainian leader said after the
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call that, quote, all the dots have been dotted in the agreements on ATA CMS or the Army Tactical
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Missile Systems for Ukraine, the longer range missiles, which have a maximum range of around
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300 kilometers or 190 miles, depending on the ammunition supplied, were first delivered to Ukraine
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last year. And what both sides said would be a boost to Kiev's battle capabilities. Now, a 10 year
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deal, a 10 year commitment, not like seven more years, 10 years, like 10 years. Yeah, I know.
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After today, like seven, eight, nine, 10, 10 years, 10 fucking years of a commitment. Now, like,
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here's my concern before I because I got something else I think is actually pretty cool about all of
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this. Here's my concern. You know, why, why sign something? Why put something in? If you were
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truly worried? I mean, the dude has what, you know, less than a couple of months left in office
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from a Biden here. Why would you put together a 10 year bill knowing if you knew that it would get
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just reversed the moment you they don't they think they're gonna win, bro. They're gonna win.
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Is that thinking that they're gonna win is just confidence, bro? They believe that they they are
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showing the same level of confidence that they showed in 2020. Yeah, but they know that they are
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going to win, which should be a huge red flag for everyone. They know, bro. They already know what
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they're gonna do. Like I saw that I'll get to the fact that we're doing that any of this fucked up
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shit or fuckery is allowed at all by the citizens is insane. These people are supposed to represent us
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and represent our will. And instead, they decide that they're just going to do whatever they want
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to do. No matter what we think, no matter what we say, and they're going to rig the game and they're
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going to stay in power. Like, dude, that is the definition of a tyrannical government. That is what
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they wrote in the Constitution about that is our responsibility to dissolve that kind of
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government. It's written in the fucking founding documents of this country. Yeah, enemies of the
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state, man. Enemies. Foreign or domestic. Now, now, here's the cool thing about all of this. This
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headline comes out and I do, like I said, it's important to, you know, we talk about good shit.
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We talk about, you know, good Americans, great Americans, specifically even those that are in
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our political landscape in this country. This headline I thought was pretty cool. The story
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headline reads, this Congresswoman was born and raised in Ukraine. She just voted against aid for
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her homeland. Yeah, she knows they're fucking stealing it. So, and this is coming out of
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Indiana. So, U.S. Representative Victoria Sparks, the first and only Ukrainian-born member of Congress,
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emerged early on as a natural advocate for supporting her native country in its war with
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Russia. But when $61 billion in additional support for the war effort came up for a vote in the House
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recently, she voted against it. Instead, she has called for better oversight of U.S. funds and opposed
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giving, quote, blank checks to the Ukrainian cause. She says U.S. border security should be a bigger
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priority. That puts her more in line with conservative House Republicans and more notably
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with voters in her deeply conservative Central Indiana Congressional District. She's locked
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in a tough re-election fight in the May 7th GOP primary, made all the more complicated by her
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public announcement more than a year ago that she wouldn't seek another term, a decision she
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later reversed. Now, the aid package, part of a larger bill that also included assistance for Israel,
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Taiwan, and other global hotspots, was approved by the House on April 20th. The Senate on Tuesday
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and signed into law by President Joe Biden on Wednesday. Sparks said she is, quote, kind of
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appalled at the notion that her heritage should dictate support for the Ukrainian cause if she
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feels the money would be wasted. Quote, my responsibility is the protection of American
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people, she said during a recent interview. Sparks spoke at an event hosted by the Hamilton
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County GOP at a community center in Sheridan, Indiana, a town of a few thousand people. The event in a hall
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just off the town's main street was attended by eight of the nine GOP primary candidates who were able
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to make their case to voters and county Republican officials one at a time during a meet and greet
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that also included short speeches by the candidates. So I thought that was, I thought, I don't know, I thought
00:23:19.040
that was just cool, you know, to see some, because bro, like. Yeah, where's she been the whole time?
00:23:23.700
Well, here's the thing. I mean, we talk about these people flipping. She's a Democrat. She's a registered
00:23:27.160
Democrat. Is she? Oh, is she flipping or does she have a fucking primary coming up on May
00:23:32.820
7th? Hmm. That's a good point. She ain't fucking flipping, bro. She's acting in her own
00:23:39.940
interest like all these fucks do. Okay. All right. I mean, this ain't fucking nothing. This
00:23:45.640
is her pandering. Yeah. Instead of serving. Hmm. Go on with the wind, whichever way the wind
00:23:52.060
goes. Yeah. That's all these people do. Hmm. They're fucking preservationists. Yeah.
00:23:57.800
Right at the last minute. Yep. All right. I mean, listen, there's. Hey, listen, here's
00:24:02.400
what I'll tell you. She can fuck off with all the rest of them. How about that? The fuck
00:24:06.620
out of here. It's been done before. It needs to be done again. I'm getting pissed, bro.
00:24:11.480
I'm getting I'm starting to get pissed off. I know a lot of America is, too. These people
00:24:15.640
are rogue. They're running unabated with our money on our backs and telling us that we're
00:24:22.880
shit and we don't know what the fuck we're doing and that inflation is our fault. And
00:24:27.200
we're like, bro, it's totally abusive the way that they treat the people they're supposed
00:24:32.320
to serve. And if we're going to have a country, if we're ever going to have the United States
00:24:38.200
of America represent anything like what it's supposed to represent every single one of these
00:24:43.820
motherfuckers, with the exception of maybe two or three or five, got to go. They got
00:24:50.080
to go. And the American people have to get smart about the election process. They got to
00:24:55.440
get smart about lower level elections. They got to get smart about their community. And
00:25:00.260
without that understanding, and that's assuming that the game isn't completely rigged because
00:25:04.240
these people are so arrogant and overly confident considering they're getting their ass beat
00:25:11.100
everywhere and everybody's pissed off about them. You see what I'm saying? So what do
00:25:15.160
they know that you don't know? And I don't know. Cause I guarantee it's something. Yeah.
00:25:23.140
Yeah. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.
00:25:27.140
10 year, 10 year bill. Let us know. Uh, with that being said, let's go check out some of the
00:25:32.160
comments. I got, I got some good ones for you. Okay. I got some good ones for you. Uh, this first
00:25:37.320
one, um, first one comes from at character matters. Uh, he puts the trophy emoji. So this
00:25:45.060
is for DJ. I am not DJ. As far as you know, is that Ian Smith? It looks like I dude. I thought
00:25:50.540
that was Ian Smith. Ian's got a little bit more hair than that guy. Yeah. And well, I think this
00:25:55.320
guy looks a little bit meaner. I don't know. He looks pretty mean when he, when he got that
00:26:00.220
mean look, he, this guy looks mean. I mean, look at, look at the, like the eyebrow, like
00:26:04.760
the middle. Well, clearly he's a good guy. He listened to the show. Character matters.
00:26:08.120
That's right. He's passing all trophies. I like his beard. All right. Now time to do
00:26:11.400
it. It looks badass. Yeah. Yeah. Character matters. You're the fucking man. I appreciate
00:26:15.260
you. Except deep. That's my trophy though. Otherwise you're the man. All right. Character
00:26:22.660
matters. Fair enough. That's fine. All right. Time to destroy some people. I got something
00:26:28.220
for you. All right. This comment comes from London Mace one. Oh buddy. All right. You
00:26:37.800
ready? Yeah. So he writes his comment. He says, ha ha ha ha ha. You're so right wing. It's
00:26:45.400
not even funny. So I'm like, all right, whatever. I'm like, let's see who this is. I did a little
00:26:53.400
digger. I did a little digger. Well, hold on. Should I comment now? Sure. Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:58.700
Go for it. First of all, dude, there's nothing wrong with being right wing. What's the problem?
00:27:04.720
Hold on. You guys think that you could be left wing and everybody else is a fucking piece
00:27:09.720
of shit because the right wing. Ha ha ha ha. You're so left wing douchebag. How about
00:27:15.360
that? Like, is that a fucking insult? You see what I'm saying? Like you motherfuckers don't
00:27:19.460
even know how to insult anybody. You can't meme. You're not funny. You don't have any
00:27:23.020
sense of humor. You look like shit. You fucking stink. You dress like shit. You don't make
00:27:27.420
any money. You don't put anything into the economy. And all you do is talk your fake intellectual
00:27:31.480
shit while you eat hot pockets in your mom's fucking basement. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Fuckhead.
00:27:38.640
He fucking definitely ate hot pockets. Yeah. Fucking douchebag. This is the guy that screams
00:27:43.360
about capitalism while he wants to take your fucking money for himself without doing anything.
00:27:49.460
Get the fuck out of here, clown. You got a Tesla truck. Ha ha ha ha ha. There's a right
00:27:54.880
wing. Good one. And secondly, turd, I'm not fucking right wing. I have very social, very
00:28:04.800
liberal social views. I'm a pro-choice guy. I'm fucking, for a lot of the shit that, you
00:28:14.420
know, I don't give a fuck about social, social things outside of fucking with our kids and
00:28:20.240
putting, you know, suck dick books in their school system or letting them have hormones
00:28:25.060
or all this shit. Outside of that, I don't give a fuck. Do whatever the fuck you want to
00:28:30.340
do. Run through the field in your rainbow jumpsuit and eat some mushrooms. Oh, look,
00:28:34.620
you're already doing that. Fucking dude. Look, this is the guy that sits at the fucking bar
00:28:40.860
and you're sitting there minding our own business. Me and you were having a discussion and he
00:28:45.220
fucking chimes in with some dumb shit. And then we end up having to beat the fuck out
00:28:48.880
of him. Beat his ass. Yeah. Yeah. This is the guy. London. Oh, you don't, you don't really
00:28:53.260
know what you're talking about. They can't make an argument. They can't ever argue on anything
00:28:59.440
fucking, uh, any position or any like statistical reality. Go suck a dick. Too late. Yeah.
00:29:08.760
No shit. Uh, he's also into theater. Shocking. I got a little something. Let's see. You want
00:29:14.780
to indulge? Yes. Is that him? Yeah. That's him in the front there to say? Yeah. He's pretty
00:29:30.240
good. I give credit where it's due. I give credit where it's due. See, you're good at
00:29:35.560
that. You're not good at having opinions on fucking current events. Stick to what the
00:29:40.360
fuck you're good at. I'll come to your show. I'll eat some popcorn. I'll drink a beer.
00:29:44.060
I'll clap at the end. Let me do what the fuck I do and fuck right off. How about that?
00:29:48.980
I like it. Yeah. I like it. I love how these fucking assholes think that calling someone
00:29:54.580
right wing in today's age where the Overton window has shifted totally to communism is
00:30:00.760
a, is a bad thing, bro. All your fucking friends from 10 years ago that were fucking Democrats
00:30:06.660
are now quote unquote right wing. Everything you don't agree with is far right. Imagine having
00:30:13.340
the only argument that you could ever fucking have about someone is like trying to make
00:30:18.300
fun of them and call them far right because they don't agree that little kids should be
00:30:23.700
sexualized in school. You see what I'm saying? Right. Right. Fucking turd. Put some deodorant
00:30:30.180
on. Listen, bro, don't fuck with me. I'll fucking roast you. I'm just telling you that right
00:30:37.400
now. And if I don't roast you, my people will roast you. Yeah. And you're an easy target,
00:30:41.860
brother. Bro, it was not hard. Yeah. Not hard at all. Fuck. All right. Stick to theater.
00:30:46.660
You're good at that, bro. I mean, I pay tickets to see that. You're a good singer. Got some
00:30:50.020
good pipes. You would pay for that? I'll go see that. It looks like he's pretty good.
00:30:54.860
Hey, bro, I'm fair. I keep it fair. Bro, you motherfucking did theater. What the fuck
00:31:00.300
are you talking about? Where do you want to go? You did it. You danced in the Muni. Where
00:31:03.500
do you want to go? That's in fucking England or something, bro. No, it's here. Where? It's here.
00:31:08.940
It's not like St. Louis. There's nobody in the United States that looks like that guy.
00:31:12.980
Yeah. Yeah. No, he's here. No. That guy's, that guy's, that guy's in fucking, in London
00:31:21.780
in basement. Watch your Star Wars. Yeah. Star Wars is cool, except for when you make it your
00:31:33.040
fucking identity. How many Star Wars action figures this guy have? He's in Vegas.
00:31:38.940
He has all of them, bro. He's got the Millennium Falcon. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah. I think he's
00:31:44.180
in Vegas. He's in Vegas. Really? Mm-hmm. Well, he thinks he's somewhere else. That's for
00:31:49.580
sure. In a mushroom field. I'll give him this. He's got to look. It's something. He looks
00:31:58.300
I could use a shower. Talk shit on me, motherfuckers. I'll fucking own you. He's got to look. Yeah.
00:32:07.800
Yeah. All right. Great. Well, we needed that. Let's, uh, let's keep...
00:32:11.920
Hey, bro. That's fucking... It was a little flat. It was a little flat. No, that's good.
00:32:26.500
I couldn't do that. He was a little flat. All right. Well, you're a good singer, but he's
00:32:29.940
a good singer, too. Yeah. Stick to that. That's right. Yeah. All right. You know what
00:32:35.360
I'm saying about this right-wing shit? That's annoying. Like, you know what I like, though,
00:32:38.680
on TikTok is that big insult now has become all the kids calling the other kids liberals
00:32:43.140
and they get so pissed off. Oh, bro. They get... They're all fucking liberal.
00:32:45.820
I'm left wing. It's a... No, no, no, no, no. I'm saying, like, in high when they call it.
00:32:51.260
Listen, bro. Gen Z and high school kids are fucking switching it up, bro. Yeah. And now the
00:32:56.100
big insult is, like, you fucking liberal or you libtard. I'm not a fucking liberal.
00:33:00.300
Yeah, that's right. They freak the fuck out. So, like, yeah, man. Yeah. Like, yeah, fuck.
00:33:06.580
You don't agree with me. You're far right. Whatever the fuck you want to call me, man. I don't
00:33:11.780
give a shit. I really don't. Far from gay. Fuck. Oh, guys, we appreciate you for being real
00:33:22.300
ass fans. Even the ones that hate us. You're still our fans. Well, look, at least we got
00:33:27.380
talented haters. That's true. I'll give them that. I don't... I really don't know what
00:33:30.520
this is, though. I don't know what we were trying to accomplish here. Guys, we appreciate
00:33:35.500
you guys for being real ass fans. Let's get back to headline number two. This is full circle
00:33:40.980
here. All right. It's been a minute. Full circle jerk. Full circle jerk. All right.
00:33:45.860
Just how our fucking buddy over here liked him. His little rainbow outfit.
00:33:52.300
This fucking rainbow romper with the footsies in him. Yeah. This is... That's not
00:33:57.680
suspect. This is a full circle jerk, man. We've... It's been a long time coming, and
00:34:02.980
I'm glad we're here. And this is a new one. This is big. Headline number two reads...
00:34:10.180
It's a big circle jerk. AstraZeneca admits its COVID vaccine can cause rare side
00:34:16.460
effect in court documents for first time. This is a big deal. I wonder if all the
00:34:22.180
people that got Team AstraZeneca tattooed on their fucking arms with a little
00:34:27.180
band-aid are regretting their decisions at this point in time. Yeah. This is a big
00:34:33.040
deal, dude. This is the first... Bro, remember when Robert Malone came out and said
00:34:36.640
mass formation psychosis? Mm-hmm. Now... Now do you see what he was talking
00:34:40.560
about? Like, all you fuckers that were like, oh, that's fucking crazy. No. You're
00:34:44.420
crazy. And there was a few... There was like a bunch of us that were like, bro, you guys
00:34:49.320
are fucked up. What the fuck are you talking about? You've lost your goddamn mind. And
00:34:53.400
you're like, you've lost your mind. It's like, your mom. You know what I'm saying? Like...
00:34:58.900
Right wing? Yeah. Fucking right winger. Bro, at least I'm not walking around...
00:35:04.260
Well, at least I'm not a right armor. At least I...
00:35:06.320
I'm not walking around with some AstraZeneca tattoo saying... With a date on it saying when I was
00:35:14.060
vaccinated, fuck... Bro, remember like people were putting fully vaccinated in their fucking
00:35:19.060
Instagram bios? Oh, bro, the pictures, the profile picture... Bro, you motherfuckers got
00:35:23.900
to fuck... Now you got to sit there and worry about fucking what's going to happen to you.
00:35:27.620
Now you got to worry about an RIP bio. That's bad, bro. I feel bad for those people. They
00:35:33.920
didn't have any sympathy for us, but I can't imagine walking through... I can't imagine walking
00:35:39.020
through world knowing that you could just get fucking zapped. For real. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway.
00:35:45.080
Yeah. No, I mean... But yeah, this is a big deal, man. The first pharmaceutical company that
00:35:49.760
has come out... Now, I like to call this what I think people call a domino effect, right?
00:35:57.420
Like this is the first domino that has fallen. It is in open court documents at this... Like
00:36:03.440
right now, they have admitted it. Their vaccine has, in fact, caused these really, really bad
00:36:12.100
side effects. Caused deaths. Yeah, yeah. Caused deaths and serious injury. Pharmaceutical
00:36:16.700
giant being sued in class action over claims its vaccine caused death and serious injury in
00:36:22.140
dozens of cases. No, hundreds of thousands of cases, which will be discovered in this lawsuit.
00:36:29.100
Yeah, this is just the people that are actually like in the class action. This is just the tip
00:36:32.600
of the circle jerk. Tip of the circle jerk. Yeah. Yeah. AstraZeneca has admitted for the
00:36:37.640
first time in court documents that its COVID vaccine can cause a rare side effect and an
00:36:42.660
apparent about turn that could pave the way for a multi-million pound legal payout. Now,
00:36:49.540
this is being challenged in the UK right now. The pharmaceutical giant is being sued in a class
00:36:54.860
action over claims that its vaccine developed with the University of Oxford caused death and
00:37:00.500
serious injury in dozens of cases. Lawyers argue the vaccine produced a side effect, which
00:37:06.340
has had a devastating effect on a small number of families. The first case was lodged last year
00:37:11.840
by Jamie Scott, a father of two who was left with a permanent brain injury after developing a blood
00:37:19.340
clot and a bleed on the brain that has prevented him from working after he received the vaccine in
00:37:24.140
April of 2021. The hospital called his wife three times to tell her her husband was going to die.
00:37:31.720
AstraZeneca is contesting the claims, but has accepted in a legal document submitted to the
00:37:36.880
high court in February that its COVID vaccine, quote, can in very rare cases cause TTS. TTS,
00:37:45.260
which stands for thrombosis with thrombocytopenia syndrome, causes people to have blood clots and a
00:37:51.260
low blood platelet count. 51 cases have been logged, uh, lodged in the high court with victims
00:37:58.240
and grieving relatives seeking damages estimated to be worth up to $100 million. AstraZeneca's
00:38:04.600
admission made in a legal defense to Mr. Scott's high court claim follows intense legal wrangling
00:38:11.340
could lead to payouts. If the drug firm accepts the vaccine was the cause of serious illness and
00:38:17.940
death in specific legal cases. Now the government has pledged to underwrite AstraZeneca's legal bills.
00:38:24.420
That's the interesting part, right? That little piece right there, the government has pledged to
00:38:30.600
underwrite AstraZeneca's legal bills. Why would they do that? Why would they do that? Why would the
00:38:38.100
government say that they're going to foot the bill for whatever? Oh, because they probably forced
00:38:43.840
them to do it because they were the ones forcing everybody to fucking take them. Yeah. Right now.
00:38:49.220
I know the UK laws are a little bit different, right? Like here in the U S there's, uh, you know,
00:38:53.160
very limited liability that our pharmaceutical companies have, right? They can make whatever
00:38:57.780
and put it down, especially with that emergency use authorization. Um, I'm not an expert in, uh, UK
00:39:03.860
law. Don't, don't, don't want to pretend to be. Um, but that is an interesting, uh, piece of this case
00:39:09.500
here. Um, in a letter, uh, of response in May, 2023, AstraZeneca told lawyers for Scott, uh, that
00:39:16.500
quote, we do not accept that TTS is caused by the vaccine at a generic level, but in the legal documents
00:39:21.700
submitted to high court in February, AstraZeneca said, quote, it is admitted that the AZ vaccine
00:39:26.500
can in very rare cases cause TTS. The casual mechanism is not known. Further, TTS can also occur
00:39:33.260
in the absence of the AZ vaccine or any vaccine causation in any individual case will be a matter
00:39:39.100
for expert advice. So, um, that's happening. That's a big deal. Now it also made me think
00:39:45.400
of this and I saw this and it's like, it's so funny when these things happen. Do you remember,
00:39:48.960
uh, Alex Nalvaney, right? Um, the Russian dissident that was, uh, reportedly he died suddenly
00:39:55.760
right in Russian prison. Right. And everybody came out and was like, Oh no, Putin killed him.
00:40:00.560
Right. Um, and, uh, the initial autopsy that was done said that he died from, uh, SDS or sudden
00:40:06.520
death syndrome where, uh, I'm sure you guys have seen these, there's been videos going
00:40:10.480
on where people were just literally, you know, they might be playing basketball and they just
00:40:13.920
literally just drop playing soccer and just drop. Right. Like there's plenty of videos
00:40:18.820
out there like this. Um, but this is Russia stance. They said that it was, you know, that's
00:40:23.160
what, uh, Alex Nalvaney had. Um, and you had everybody from, uh, our government, our administration,
00:40:29.380
the president, um, many people saying no Russian killed him. And it's funny because we actually
00:40:33.740
did a, um, uh, the United States, uh, an actual intelligence report on this. Um, and this headline
00:40:40.100
reads Vladimir Putin did not order death of opposition leader, Alexei Nalvaney, the U S
00:40:44.400
intelligence finds. Um, so we just, some after they reported it, like it was fact for months
00:40:49.600
at the time, Biden said the U S did not know exactly what happened to Nalvaney, but that quote,
00:40:55.580
there is no doubt that his death was the consequence of something that Putin and his thugs did. That
00:41:01.700
was from our own president. No doubt. No doubt. And, um, so I just think that's interesting
00:41:07.440
with all this vaccine stuff. I think now you have a very interesting theory about what you
00:41:12.420
think they're going to do with this vaccine. All right. With the adverse reaction side
00:41:17.220
of it. Um, and I think it's very, very interesting because you know, here we are, it's almost May
00:41:22.220
motherfucker. I see the future. Why the fuck you think I'm here in life, bro? I know what
00:41:27.020
the fuck's going on. Here we are in May. We got November coming up very, very quickly.
00:41:32.180
Now all of a sudden the deaths are coming out and they're going to say, Oh, Trump operation
00:41:35.720
warp speed, fucking crimes against humanity. And all of the same people who were hysterical
00:41:41.480
about saying you better get the vaccine. You grandma killed a piece of shit. Fuck you
00:41:45.740
for three fucking years are now going to fucking turn that energy on Trump. Yeah, that's exactly
00:41:50.420
what's going to happen. Because they're losing, they're losing those same people right now,
00:41:53.600
bro. I know because of the fucking Israel, uh, Israel Palestine shit, bro. I know. So
00:41:58.840
what other, what better way to get them back? Yep. Well guys go back and find all my clips
00:42:04.120
of saying that for the last three years so that we can be sure to put them in the show whenever
00:42:07.520
this happens. Fuck man. Anything on this Andy? Uh, yeah, it's fucking bullshit. Like
00:42:14.400
everything else that we fucking cover, like everything else these people do. Listen, we got
00:42:18.280
lied to, we got played, we got manipulated, we got turned against each other. We got divided
00:42:22.760
for money, for distance of the ability, uh, to, to be unified against what's going on. They closed
00:42:31.380
our schools. They closed the pubs because the seeds of revolutions are happening in taverns.
00:42:38.040
They fucking stole the fucking middle classes money. They made people watch their loved ones
00:42:43.100
die over zoom. They didn't allow them to have funerals, but they let hundreds of thousands
00:42:47.240
of millions of people protest in the streets. Didn't say a fucking thing with George Floyd,
00:42:50.840
uh, got a gold casket, by the way, while you couldn't even go to fucking walk, go up to the
00:42:55.620
casket because you couldn't be close to anybody when your fucking loved ones die. Right.
00:43:01.960
Fuck. They forced you to take this vaccine or fire you. They fired fucking millions of people.
00:43:06.240
And now they're saying, Oh, the, the job growth of Biden has been the best in history ever. Yeah.
00:43:13.400
Because you fucking fired everybody. And now they're not firing anybody anymore. And we need
00:43:19.020
the workforce. It's a complete fucking lie that all these little kids on college campuses are fucking
00:43:25.820
eating up. And these dumb suburban housewives are eating up and these dumb motherfucking leftists are
00:43:32.320
eating up. Oh, the economy is great. Best job growth ever. Yeah. What happened right before
00:43:37.340
that? Oh, they made everybody stay home. They ruined the economy. The economy went to an all
00:43:42.300
time low. They closed all the middle-class businesses. They let all the fucking big
00:43:46.560
businesses, their buddies open, stay open. They fucking closed every, all the taverns, all the
00:43:51.560
schools. They fucking made you take a vaccine or you're fired. There was no economy, no fucking jobs.
00:43:56.660
And now they're saying, Oh, we've got the greatest job growth in the history of the United States.
00:44:00.460
And people are buying it. I mean, that's word bro. So listen to job creation. It doesn't
00:44:09.860
mean jobs field. Oh, and who's getting those jobs. It's funny you say that. Did you see
00:44:17.800
the, uh, why don't you hold on? Why don't you go look at the data as to who's getting the
00:44:23.740
new jobs? It's not fucking Americans. No. In fact, the, uh, the secretary of the Navy, uh,
00:44:30.460
uh, just came out and said that, uh, they're planning to invest like $15 billion in our
00:44:36.680
naval ports to build the ships and fill those jobs with immigrants. I know. It's insane,
00:44:43.660
man. It's insane. This domino effect though, man, I think, I think within the next my mind,
00:44:49.640
if I was to place a bid, I would say within the next few months, you will see, um, Pfizer
00:44:55.020
fall. You'll see, um, what's the other one? They're all going to blame Trump. J and J.
00:44:59.320
You'll see all of those guys coming out. Hey, yep. Nope. It does cause it. And he fucking
00:45:03.820
walked right into it. Walked right into it, man. Walked right into it guys. Jump down in
00:45:08.100
this conversation. Let us know, uh, what you guys think down in the comments, uh, jump in
00:45:12.860
on this and, uh, let us know what you guys think. Uh, with that being said, man, let's get
00:45:16.900
to our third and final headline. I found somebody. I think I want you to do a vote. Who's
00:45:22.140
funnier? Me. Well, me, you're not, you're not, it's me or this other guy I'm about to
00:45:28.760
show. It's the other guy. Yeah. It's the other guy has to be. All right. What do you
00:45:38.200
think back there? You don't even know who it is yet. You're going DJ. That's what I'm
00:45:43.800
talking about. Joe motherfucker. You guys are getting close over there in your neighborhood,
00:45:46.880
huh? You guys, are you, are you guys, do you got a microphone on? I gotta ask you a
00:45:53.500
serious question. Are you, are you guys exploring each other's bodies yet? Excuse me? It sounds
00:46:02.180
like it. What the fuck does that even mean? What does that mean? You know, no, I don't
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know. No, I don't. Yeah, you do. What does that mean? Don't play dumb on the show. That's
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right. Playing tummy sticks. What the fuck is that? Sword fighting. Yeah. What is tummy
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sticks, man? Being wiener cousins. He's just making shit up now. No, I ain't. That's all
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real shit. What is tummy sticks, Andy? That's not a real thing. Let's see this guy play dumb
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like he don't know. Like he didn't just play, like he didn't just win tummy sticks the whole
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weekend. All right, let's, let's fucking see what you got. That's fucked up, man.
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That's fucked up. All right. Who's funny, me or Biden? Oh, you're definitely funny.
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All right, then. All right. I'll take that. Goddamn credit. We had, I thought, bro, come
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on, man. I can't say what I want to say. No, say what you want to say. I can't because
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it's, it's rude. Say it. No, I can't. All right. Bragging about beating Biden's like
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getting a ****. That's funny. Yeah. That's fucked up, man. Yeah, I know. Don't make me go
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there. Hello, King. I will go dark. All right. Ain't nobody safe. Yeah. So we had the White
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House press correspondence dinner. All right. Biden had a few jokes and I just want to,
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I think we should just take this opportunity to kind of rate who, who does a better job.
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All right. And like, you know, you can be fair, right? We just, we saw that with London.
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All right. In the comments, you can be fair. Let's be fair. All right. So here's Biden's,
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I got a, I got a clip here for, uh, for Biden's, uh, for Biden's a little spiel. Here it is.
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I like, I like to think of myself as pretty **** fair. Yeah, you're fair. I might scream
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and yell and ****, but I'm fair. Oh, you're fair. Yeah. You're fair. No, you're, you're
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fair. Yeah. Facts are facts. Yeah. Yeah. It's just unemotional. People are not really
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used to that. Unemotional truth. Yeah. So here, here's Biden. Maps take dirt naps. Huh?
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What? What does that mean? What? Just keep going.
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Do you think your Irish grandparents are wondering?
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My great, great grandparents would get here in 1846. And when, what in the hell's going on?
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I want to thank you for the warm welcome. But please, not so loud.
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Donald was listening. Sleepy Don. I kind of like that. I may use that again.
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Kelly O'Donnell, president of the White House Correspondents Association. Thank you for having me.
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But Kelly O, let's be honest. You're way too young to be president.
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It's been a year since I delivered this speech and my wife, Jill, was with me tonight, was worried how I do.
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I told her, don't worry. Just like riding a bike. She said, that's what I'm worried about.
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Okay, that was pretty decent. That was okay. That was pretty decent. That was all right. I'll give credit. That was a good one.
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Of course, the 2024 election is in full swing. And yes, age is an issue. I'm a grown man running against a six-year-old.
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How's he a six-year-old when they're trying to say he's too old to run for office?
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I mean, because he was calling Trump a six-year-old?
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Yeah, I know that. But like what I'm saying is-
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Well, I feel great. I really feel great. I'm campaigning all over the country. Pennsylvania,
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Georgia, North Carolina. I've always done well in the original 13 colonies.
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Racist. Yeah, because you were alive back then, motherfucker.
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Speaking of history, did you hear what Donald just said about the major Civil War battle?
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Trump's speech was so embarrassing, the statue of Robert E. Lee surrendered again.
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But look, age is the only thing we have in common.
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I had a great sketch since the State of the Union.
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Trump so desperately started reading those bodies he's selling.
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He walks around at things like fucking this little big.
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You know he's the richest politician in the United States.
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So imagine that you are one of these rich fucks.
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By the way, there's no black people there, just so we're clear.
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It's all fucking upper echelon white people at this fucking event.
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They made all the servants wear masks while they fucking galloped around at the Met Gala.
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Anyway, imagine being, because only two people that vote for these fucks are people that are,
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that's the biggest lie of the whole thing, that these people are for the people.
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The only two classes that vote for these people are people who are elite wealthy,
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meaning multi, multi, multi, hundred millionaire, billionaire class, or fucking complete poverty.
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Imagine being one of these fucking rich ass motherfuckers watching this dude being like,
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I know this guy's a complete moron, but he's the only hope we have.
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I'm going to give him fucking ridiculous amounts of money.
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Like, imagine how fucking stupid you must feel.
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About as stupid as his wife looks in that fucking dress.
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Trump's so desperate, he started reading those Bibles he's selling.
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That's when he put it down and said, this book's not for me.
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Look, being here is a reminder that folks think what's going on in Congress is political theater.
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If Congress were theater, they'd have thrown out Lauren Boebert a long time ago.
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And I would like to point out, it's after 10 p.m.
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While Donald Trump has spent the past week falling asleep in court every morning.
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Though Fox News said he was just being anti-woke.
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It was, you know, you ever notice how these people are not funny at all?
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Like, why is it that the other side's the funny side?
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And like, you know, like I said, I think, I mean, just find a like little culmination here,
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You know, because everything is kind of like ticking away from Biden right now.
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And I think they're still lying about that fucking percentage there.
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Bro, you know how many people we've seen message us or email us or even like DMs or people
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on TikTok, dude, they want to shut TikTok down because everybody on TikTok woke up.
00:56:06.040
The FBI can't call TikTok and say, hey, do this.
00:56:15.980
Bro, they say, they say, oh, this is about China surveilling you.
00:56:24.420
You know, like we can't let them surveil you because if they surveil, we can't surveil you.
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Is Joe Biden's fucking crooked ass smile that he does.
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That crooked ass fucking greasy politician fucking smile.
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The thing is, is there'll be fucking two peas in a pot.
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How did the White House correspondence dinner go?
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I would fucking fix everything, and you guys will laugh your ass off.
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And then you see, I feel like you said something.
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Yeah, they tried to fucking fire her, and like, yeah.
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Yeah, because they don't want to get fucking sued.
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Let us know down in the comments what you guys think.
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I am the first black, lesbian, Native American, import, export, universal, fellatio-giving, dark person.
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I am the first mentally disabled press secretary.
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Well, and part of it is the dumb shit she says makes her team young, too.
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So with that being said, our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads,
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Black Dog Turns Completely White Two and a Half Years After Being Diagnosed with Vitiligo.
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As incredible photos detail his color-changing transformation.
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So, Vitiligo, the condition that famously affected Michael Jackson,
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causes pale white patches to develop on the human skin.
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But as one dog owner can attest, the rare disorder affects animals as well.
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Buster, an adorable four-year-old dog based in Oklahoma,
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has turned from black to completely white due to his Vitiligo.
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Photos posted to Reddit show the Pooch's incredible color-changing transformation
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Vitiligo is a condition in which the pigment cells of the skin are destroyed
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in certain areas of the body, but it affects fur and hair as well as skin.
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but it's believed it happens when something interferes with cells that produce melanin.
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That's the substance that gives skin and hair its color.
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Since the photos were posted to Reddit by Buster's owner, Matt Smith,
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based in Oklahoma City, the story has gone viral.
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My boy Buster, four-year-old, has completely changed from black to white
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over the course of the last two and a half years, Matt said.
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The skin condition in Vitiligo causes depigmentation of the skin.
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And then he just slowly started turning over the years.
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Apparently, Buster just applied to become a cop.
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The story also says he's turned back to become a full-time father again.
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He's going to suffer an appropriate punishment.
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Went from stealing your shit and fighting them.
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Motherfucker, you're that black cop from Boys in the Hood, bro.