REAL AF with Andy Frisella - April 30, 2024


697. Andy & DJ CTI： U.S. And Ukraine Security Agreement, AstraZeneca Admits COVID Vaccine Side Effect & Biden Jokes About Trump


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In this episode of The Realists, DJ and Andy talk about what we need to do to solve some of the biggest issues going on in society and how we can change the culture to beat the tyrants. They also talk about a new deal they are working on and why you should share the show with your friends.

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00:00:00.000 What is up guys, it's Andy Purcellan, this is the show for the realists, say goodbye
00:00:20.660 to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking
00:00:25.500 reality guys. Today we have Andy and DJ cruise the motherfucking internet. That's what we're
00:00:31.740 going to do. That's DJ there. Hello children. Yeah. Uh, and we're going to cruise the internet.
00:00:36.160 That's what CTI stands for. We're going to put topics on the screen. We're going to speculate
00:00:39.580 on what's true on what's not true. And then we're going to talk about what we, the people
00:00:44.560 need to do to solve some of this bushah that's going on in society. Now I'm not going to do 1.00
00:00:50.520 the whole intro because you need to go back and listen to yesterday. You get the whole
00:00:53.700 intro. Uh, I'm just going to get right into it. Now we do have a fee for the show. You're
00:00:59.360 going to notice something about the show. That's your first time listening. We don't run ads
00:01:02.700 on the show. Um, I don't want to answer to people. I want to keep it real. I don't want
00:01:08.700 them telling me what I can and can't say. And so I'm making you a deal. All right. And
00:01:12.500 the deal is this, uh, I don't waste 30 minutes of your time running ads. And then in exchange,
00:01:18.680 you share the show to your friends and bring us some new listeners. If every single listener
00:01:24.340 brought us one new listener, we'd have doubled the amount of listeners. That would be cool,
00:01:29.900 right? Especially for the amount of work that we put in to do this show. That'd be fucking
00:01:34.020 cool. The amount of value that we deliver. Uh, you know, I do two Q and AFs a week, sometimes
00:01:38.980 three personal development shows a week where I share 25 years of business experience that
00:01:45.300 I could charge way more money than any of these other dumb asses out here. I give it
00:01:50.280 to you for free. All right. So that's the deal. Pay the fee. Don't be a hoe. Share the 1.00
00:01:54.960 show. All right. Hey, what's I mean that to you, man? Bring me one friend. That's the
00:02:00.540 mission. The mission is this and you better accept it. Go out and get me one new listener.
00:02:08.060 Each of you that way will grow our little community by double and we'll fucking have twice as much
00:02:12.940 power. I like that. Yeah. I like that. And then we could beat the tyrants. It's the only
00:02:17.020 way to work. Yeah. We got to change the culture to beat the tyrants. That's it. Yeah. We changed
00:02:20.800 the culture one person at a time. Bring a friend. Let's add them to the list. Yeah.
00:02:25.580 They could be right there next to the rest of us on the list. Yeah. All right. It's actually a
00:02:30.020 beautiful thing, man. I know a lot of people probably still get, you know, man, like I had
00:02:32.980 this friend and you know, when I started, you know, sharing stuff, like they stopped talking to me
00:02:36.900 and stuff, but like, bro, by now they'll probably be sending you shit now. That's how it goes for
00:02:42.100 me, bro. Like all those people that like, you know, like they're sending me the shit
00:02:45.460 now. Yeah. That's cause they, they, they're just figuring it out and they're like, Oh
00:02:49.100 dude, check it out. It's like, yeah, motherfucker. Saw that two years ago. Yeah. We've been trying
00:02:53.440 to tell you. It's still great though. And it's great. I appreciate it. And it's needed.
00:02:58.880 Yeah. It's needed. We got to have that. But, uh, but yeah, any, anything going on new before
00:03:03.220 we get to it? You good? How you feeling? Living la vida loca? Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Living that,
00:03:09.540 that crazy life. Yeah. Um, I don't think I have anything new. I'm just training,
00:03:16.600 you know, doing the thing, running the businesses, you know, being a real entrepreneur, you know,
00:03:20.540 the kind they actually write books about and tell the American dream story, not the other
00:03:25.580 kind that populates the internet, which is the kind that ended up on American greed, you
00:03:29.620 know, like, you know what I'm saying? Uh, so I am a real entrepreneur. I'm doing real
00:03:35.940 entrepreneur stuff. I'm not selling people on bullshit. Um, just doing the do. Yeah.
00:03:41.500 Shit takes time. So I'm up here every day cranking away. I love that, man. Yeah. Talking shit
00:03:45.840 to the internet on the show. I like that. Yeah. That's been great. And we got some shit to talk
00:03:50.800 about today. Yeah. There's, you never seen that meme. It's like, what do grown men do
00:03:55.220 instead of going to therapy and it says start a podcast? Well, that's fuck. They're talking
00:03:59.440 about us. It's like a therapy session. Yeah. Yeah. I like it. I like it. All right. Sweet.
00:04:05.140 Well, uh, guys, hope you guys had a great weekend and a great start to your week. It's
00:04:10.300 Tuesday. So, uh, let's, let's get into this cruise. Dude, did you see that meme that, uh,
00:04:15.920 Eric Schmidt shared that it was announced with from the white house in August of 2021 that
00:04:22.700 said, if you're fully vaccinated, you're now allowed to go outside. Oh, fuck. Like, dude,
00:04:28.280 I don't think people remember how bad, how bad this shit was and how tyrannical and crazy
00:04:33.800 it was and how harmful it was to relationships, to the economy, to people's health, to people's
00:04:41.200 families. It wasn't like it was just one fucking day. Like, bro, this was two years of bullshit.
00:04:47.360 Yeah. So they can fucking steal all your money. Now they're allowed to go outside. Now, now
00:04:54.360 you got these fuckers trying to pass a 44% capital gains tax on top of the 60% death tax
00:05:03.340 that they have. Okay. So do you know what that means? That, that means that you work your
00:05:07.940 whole life and along the way you pay 40%, uh, percent income plus another 20 or 30 to the
00:05:13.940 state. Right. When you add it all up, then if you build something, which is hard to do because
00:05:21.360 of how much they fucking take from you on your, on that side of it, if you happen to 0.90
00:05:25.880 build something, then when you sell it, you got to pay them 44%. Okay. Then when you die,
00:05:31.960 you got to give them 60% if you don't have a will set up or a trust set up, whatever's
00:05:36.060 left. Yeah. People don't understand this for that makes the government, your fucking partner
00:05:41.720 in life, no matter what you do, no matter what you do. That's crazy. Yeah. People don't understand
00:05:47.360 taxes, bro. That's why I don't teach to you in school and get better odds. Just getting
00:05:51.100 in a fucking divorce, bro. Listen, dude, it's told 98% of people do not understand taxes.
00:05:59.900 They don't understand it. They don't get it. Yeah. Yeah. If they understood it, bro, they'd
00:06:04.860 realize, Holy shit, dude, I'm getting fucked. Like dude, imagine that you work your whole life
00:06:11.520 to sell a business and then they fucking take 44% of it when you sell it. That's insane.
00:06:19.040 Dude, it's fucking, it's, it's fucking communism, bro. That's insane. The gut. Listen, the whole,
00:06:25.920 the whole system has to be completely redone or burnt down and rebuilt. Like it's so big. It's so
00:06:34.520 bloated. It's so corrupt that there's really no correcting it because the people who make the
00:06:41.460 laws that are there are going to always make laws that are in their favor. They're not going to
00:06:45.780 make laws that are favorable to the community and the people that they serve. This is no longer a
00:06:50.580 government that serves the people. And that's just a fact of the statistics. Yeah. And then they've
00:06:55.080 learned to, you turn that and use that on the people and like incentivize certain behaviors to
00:06:59.840 get more of those behaviors. And then those people then vote so that way they can keep the fucking 0.95
00:07:05.040 incentives, bro. Listen, so you make a hundred thousand dollars a year. Okay. They print,
00:07:13.740 they tax you. Okay. So you pay them half your money. They're getting about 50 more than 50 when
00:07:19.840 you add it all up, but we'll just say 50. So you're left with $50,000 all the while they're printing
00:07:25.560 money at will, which is causing inflation, which means that your 50 grand is worth less and less and
00:07:32.140 less and less and less. So for us to protect ourselves from that, we have to buy assets,
00:07:38.640 real estate, gold, your business, right? That helps you escape the inflation. And then when you escape
00:07:46.160 the inflation, then they raise the capital gains tax. So that when you sell your assets, you got to
00:07:51.360 pay them 44%, which makes it impossible for them not to steal from you. They are stealing from you
00:07:57.780 every fucking day. And most people, because they're ignorant to, to the way that actually things
00:08:03.020 actually work, they can't, they don't understand it. They just go to the store. They're like, fuck,
00:08:07.320 everything's so expensive. Yeah. Cause you keep voting for these fucks that are taking all your 0.98
00:08:12.240 fucking buying power and your wealth. They've got a scam figured out that you can't figure out
00:08:17.580 because you're ignorant. You're watching Netflix. You're fucking watching football. You're fucking on
00:08:23.660 Instagram, bro. Like, dude, you, you're not paying attention and dude. And then, and then they get
00:08:29.720 you to vote for fucking abortion. They get you all emotionally stirred up about abortion because they
00:08:35.800 don't want you to understand how they're stealing your money so that you don't vote for that and
00:08:40.060 fucking change it. You see what I'm saying? And now we're to a point where we don't even know how
00:08:45.340 much our votes even fucking matter because every single motherfucker that goes to Washington DC 1.00
00:08:50.660 is in it for themselves, bro. With the exception of a very, very, very small minority.
00:08:56.500 The people in Washington DC have to be replaced by patriots that are going to pass real laws that
00:09:03.120 put restrictions on what these people can and can't do. They shouldn't be getting wealthy when
00:09:09.180 they're in fucking Washington DC, bro. That's like saying a soldier that serves them in the military
00:09:14.740 should come back worth a hundred million dollars. That's a better case than fucking those
00:09:19.700 motherfuckers. Yeah. Especially when the base salary is like, you know, what is the top ball
00:09:26.120 says? Like 150 grand, I think for, for congressmen and women. I don't know. It's like a, like, yeah,
00:09:32.320 it's like 135. I think, I think it's like the top top out. Yeah. Every single one of them magically
00:09:37.980 fucking makes the perfect fucking stock trades. Right. Right. Out of here. Yeah. It's complete
00:09:44.360 bullshit, bro. We need a fucking, we need a real fucking realignment of this country. And there's
00:09:48.880 only two ways to do it. One, if our votes still count, which we're not sure that they do to vote
00:09:54.180 in actual patriots that are going to fucking do what they say and then hold them to the fucking 0.97
00:09:58.240 fire to do it. Or two, there's going to be a revolution at some point because they're taxing
00:10:03.260 us to a, to, to literal fucking slavery. We're tax slaves in this country, dude. We work for the
00:10:09.480 government more than we work for ourselves. And that is not some bullshit. That's statistical
00:10:14.640 fucking facts, statistical facts. We work and pay more of our money to these fucks that are 1.00
00:10:24.680 supposed to serve us than we get to keep. That is fucking wrong. And every single human being in
00:10:30.480 this country, Democrat, Republican, that should be your absolute number one priority for whatever's
00:10:37.980 happening with the government. Absolutely. But it's not because they allow people to vote that
00:10:43.820 don't put into the kitty. They allow people to vote that don't pay any taxes. They allow people to
00:10:49.660 vote now that may not even be a citizen. So they're voting for you to get taxed more. You, the hardworking
00:10:56.800 American who does what they're supposed to do. They're voting for you to give them their fucking 1.00
00:11:04.040 lifestyle on your motherfucking back the whole while. They're screaming about capitalism being
00:11:10.680 bad because the people make money off the backs of employees and they're fucking crying because they 0.96
00:11:17.320 want your shit. They can't, that is that not, can we not see the hypocrisy in that? It's fucking
00:11:24.820 bullshit, dude. It's insane, man. It's insane. It's insane, guys. Jump in on this conversation.
00:11:30.660 Let us look down in the comments what you guys thought. Yeah, you better say fuck taxes.
00:11:35.380 Two percent, man. Two percent. Listen, dude, we really, we really don't even need to pay taxes
00:11:42.940 because private industries and private citizens, if they were not taxed, would have, they would take
00:11:49.860 care of the fucking problems. There would be companies that would build roads that your community 0.99
00:11:56.020 would gather up the funds to pay for. How the fuck does shit get done amongst the community now
00:12:02.480 when someone's sick? Oh, we have a fundraiser. You see what I'm saying? Well, Andy, like, you know,
00:12:08.620 you're saying no taxes. Like, has that ever been tried anywhere? Does that work anywhere?
00:12:13.540 Um, as far as income tax, we didn't have income tax till fucking 1913. Yeah, and Dubai doesn't do it.
00:12:19.880 Dude, there's lots of places that don't do it. So, dude, like, these, these people are robbing you
00:12:26.840 and you're sitting there arguing about fucking abortion because they want you to. You're arguing
00:12:33.860 about racism because they want you to while they stick their hands in your motherfucking pockets.
00:12:38.280 Yeah. Guys, jump down on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think. Um, with that being
00:12:45.160 said, man, let's get into it. Uh, you want a dumbass of the day? I got one. Okay. Yeah. Dumbass of the
00:12:50.820 day, uh, goes to, uh, Gavin Newsom. Oh, shocking. Shocking. Uh, headline reads, oops, Gavin Newsom
00:12:59.020 asked social media users to help design new California coin and it blows up in his face. So he put a
00:13:06.240 fucking poll out. He put a post out, this, uh, this, this tweet reads, uh, calling all members
00:13:12.480 of the tortured coin designers department. California is getting its own $1 coin to honor
00:13:18.080 innovation slated to be issued in 2026 and we need your help. Uh, what is a California innovation
00:13:24.680 you'd like to see featured on the coin? Uh, send ideas to, uh, coin submissions at gov.ca.gov.
00:13:32.320 Well, hold on before we even get into this. Why does it matter if they make a $1 coin? If
00:13:36.960 you can just walk in and steal whatever you want up to $997, if you can walk in, take whatever
00:13:43.580 the fuck you want out of any store five times a day out of, you know, you can go to one 0.79
00:13:47.440 store, then another store, then another store and take a thousand bucks worth of shit without 0.95
00:13:50.880 being prosecuted. Why the fuck do you need money? Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:13:57.600 this, they want, um, I understand what they want to do. I'm just making an excess point.
00:14:02.400 That didn't even make sense. Yeah. Yeah. Well, let's look at some of these submissions.
00:14:06.080 It's probably like streets full of shit. Yeah, exactly. How'd I guess?
00:14:11.840 Bro, people are tagging it like that, bro. They have gotten tens of thousands of submissions
00:14:18.240 like this. Yeah. There's a missions like this. I like the mask one personally. Yeah.
00:14:22.960 And Newsom we trust. Fuck. Golden state tents. Yeah. And dude, they're talking about running
00:14:33.180 this dude for fucking president. For fucking president, man. You think anybody in this
00:14:36.620 motherfucking country wants their fucking area to look like California? Bro. Why do California
00:14:41.240 people have this elitist fucking thing? Like they live in some fucking paradise and everybody
00:14:45.840 else is just a dumbass. Like they're unaware, like looking around. Bro, it's you guys. We stepped
00:14:51.720 over shit when we went to California. That was three years ago. What do you think it's
00:14:55.280 like now? Fuck. I couldn't imagine. While he eats at his fucking restaurant and makes
00:15:01.020 fucking millions of dollars. Dude's a fucking piece of shit. Piece of shit dumbass. Not only
00:15:07.180 that, bro. You ever watched him debate? He just, he makes up shit and then follows it
00:15:12.720 up. He makes it look good. No, no, no. He goes like. He makes it look good. Dude, he says
00:15:17.400 this shit and he makes up out of the, and then he just looks in the camera and he goes, 0.72
00:15:21.120 and that is a fact. And that's a fact. That's a fact. When it is not a fact. And dumb motherfuckers 1.00
00:15:26.160 that don't know the facts believe this guy because he's so confident when he says it.
00:15:30.540 Bro, he's, he's good at it. You gotta give him that. I listen, I'll give him that. Like
00:15:34.600 when they asked him about the fucking tents that he put up or the, uh, the fences that 0.79
00:15:37.980 he put up. Yeah. We put up fences. I just kept it moving. Like, bro, wait, wait,
00:15:45.020 you blocked off the whole city for China, bro. He's like, yeah, we did. Just kept it 1.00
00:15:50.260 moving. I give him that. He's a little tactful, man. But, uh, fuck, man. You want your state
00:15:55.860 to look like that? Then fucking vote for that guy. That guy's worse than Biden, bro. Worse
00:16:01.000 than Biden. What's your favorite coin? None of them. The toilet's pretty nice. I like the
00:16:06.360 coin that shows California breaking off in an earthquake and sinking into the ocean. They
00:16:11.840 got that one. They got that one. Let's make a submission. Yeah. We'll have, we'll have 0.93
00:16:17.760 come up with a design. We'll submit it. All right, guys. I say we give, I say, dude, listen,
00:16:25.940 there's enough room in California for all the fucking leftists to go. How about we think
00:16:31.140 that's too much room? No, just have it. It's the best real estate in the country. You guys
00:16:35.000 can have it. Fuck off. Let's just give them like East St. Louis. No, no. And they can 0.80
00:16:40.860 have their own country. It could be called California, whatever the fuck they want to
00:16:45.300 call it. No, listen, you're not listening to me. And then we will attack it and we will
00:16:51.860 conquer it and take it back. So that way we don't got to negotiate with these fucks no 0.99
00:16:56.620 more. Yeah. No, we conquered your land. Yeah. Oh, you're calling it. Exactly. Yes. Yes,
00:17:03.140 we did. That's how the world works. It's called conquering. Yeah. Hey, every single country,
00:17:08.620 man, has been conquered. Yeah. At some point. This one's about to. I think we have. Yeah.
00:17:15.160 Guys, jump in on this conversation down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think.
00:17:18.700 With that being said, let's get into our headlines. Headlines. Number one, remember, if you guys
00:17:23.220 want to see any of these headlines, go to Andy for seller dot com. You guys can check them
00:17:26.780 out there. Helena Moore reads, U.S. and Ukraine have started work on security agreement. Zelensky
00:17:32.540 says this is an interesting topic coming up that could have some major implications here
00:17:38.560 in the very near future. So allegedly, Kiev and the Ukrainian administration, they have
00:17:46.040 just signed a several 10 year security agreements with NATO countries that outline, outlined long
00:17:55.260 term Western support for Ukraine in the face of a Russian invasion. Now, in its third year,
00:18:01.880 quote, our teams, Ukraine and the United States have started working on a bilateral security agreement.
00:18:09.000 Zelensky said in his evening address on social media, adding that it could be a, quote, truly
00:18:13.960 exemplary deal. The agreements signed so far, including with Britain, France and Germany,
00:18:20.920 are not mutual defense packs, but have symbolic importance as a show of commitment by the West
00:18:26.760 to support Kiev militarily, politically and financially for years to come. Zelensky had a telephone
00:18:33.520 call with the U.S. President Joe Biden earlier on Monday after the U.S. Congress advanced a long
00:18:38.340 stalled package of military aid for Kiev over the weekend. The Ukrainian leader said after the
00:18:43.440 call that, quote, all the dots have been dotted in the agreements on ATA CMS or the Army Tactical
00:18:50.740 Missile Systems for Ukraine, the longer range missiles, which have a maximum range of around
00:18:57.280 300 kilometers or 190 miles, depending on the ammunition supplied, were first delivered to Ukraine
00:19:03.380 last year. And what both sides said would be a boost to Kiev's battle capabilities. Now, a 10 year
00:19:10.320 deal, a 10 year commitment, not like seven more years, 10 years, like 10 years. Yeah, I know.
00:19:18.620 After today, like seven, eight, nine, 10, 10 years, 10 fucking years of a commitment. Now, like,
00:19:27.680 here's my concern before I because I got something else I think is actually pretty cool about all of
00:19:31.580 this. Here's my concern. You know, why, why sign something? Why put something in? If you were
00:19:39.420 truly worried? I mean, the dude has what, you know, less than a couple of months left in office
00:19:43.980 from a Biden here. Why would you put together a 10 year bill knowing if you knew that it would get
00:19:50.820 just reversed the moment you they don't they think they're gonna win, bro. They're gonna win.
00:19:55.580 Is that thinking that they're gonna win is just confidence, bro? They believe that they they are
00:20:03.780 showing the same level of confidence that they showed in 2020. Yeah, but they know that they are
00:20:09.760 going to win, which should be a huge red flag for everyone. They know, bro. They already know what
00:20:16.660 they're gonna do. Like I saw that I'll get to the fact that we're doing that any of this fucked up
00:20:21.940 shit or fuckery is allowed at all by the citizens is insane. These people are supposed to represent us
00:20:28.940 and represent our will. And instead, they decide that they're just going to do whatever they want
00:20:33.580 to do. No matter what we think, no matter what we say, and they're going to rig the game and they're
00:20:38.660 going to stay in power. Like, dude, that is the definition of a tyrannical government. That is what
00:20:44.240 they wrote in the Constitution about that is our responsibility to dissolve that kind of
00:20:51.240 government. It's written in the fucking founding documents of this country. Yeah, enemies of the
00:20:56.300 state, man. Enemies. Foreign or domestic. Now, now, here's the cool thing about all of this. This
00:21:01.740 headline comes out and I do, like I said, it's important to, you know, we talk about good shit.
00:21:06.780 We talk about, you know, good Americans, great Americans, specifically even those that are in
00:21:11.120 our political landscape in this country. This headline I thought was pretty cool. The story
00:21:17.420 headline reads, this Congresswoman was born and raised in Ukraine. She just voted against aid for
00:21:24.040 her homeland. Yeah, she knows they're fucking stealing it. So, and this is coming out of 0.87
00:21:30.000 Indiana. So, U.S. Representative Victoria Sparks, the first and only Ukrainian-born member of Congress,
00:21:37.040 emerged early on as a natural advocate for supporting her native country in its war with
00:21:41.340 Russia. But when $61 billion in additional support for the war effort came up for a vote in the House
00:21:48.720 recently, she voted against it. Instead, she has called for better oversight of U.S. funds and opposed
00:21:55.120 giving, quote, blank checks to the Ukrainian cause. She says U.S. border security should be a bigger
00:22:01.480 priority. That puts her more in line with conservative House Republicans and more notably
00:22:06.140 with voters in her deeply conservative Central Indiana Congressional District. She's locked
00:22:11.340 in a tough re-election fight in the May 7th GOP primary, made all the more complicated by her
00:22:17.240 public announcement more than a year ago that she wouldn't seek another term, a decision she
00:22:21.940 later reversed. Now, the aid package, part of a larger bill that also included assistance for Israel,
00:22:27.580 Taiwan, and other global hotspots, was approved by the House on April 20th. The Senate on Tuesday
00:22:32.980 and signed into law by President Joe Biden on Wednesday. Sparks said she is, quote, kind of
00:22:38.380 appalled at the notion that her heritage should dictate support for the Ukrainian cause if she
00:22:43.100 feels the money would be wasted. Quote, my responsibility is the protection of American
00:22:48.420 people, she said during a recent interview. Sparks spoke at an event hosted by the Hamilton
00:22:53.220 County GOP at a community center in Sheridan, Indiana, a town of a few thousand people. The event in a hall
00:23:00.280 just off the town's main street was attended by eight of the nine GOP primary candidates who were able
00:23:05.680 to make their case to voters and county Republican officials one at a time during a meet and greet
00:23:12.700 that also included short speeches by the candidates. So I thought that was, I thought, I don't know, I thought
00:23:19.040 that was just cool, you know, to see some, because bro, like. Yeah, where's she been the whole time?
00:23:23.700 Well, here's the thing. I mean, we talk about these people flipping. She's a Democrat. She's a registered
00:23:27.160 Democrat. Is she? Oh, is she flipping or does she have a fucking primary coming up on May 1.00
00:23:32.820 7th? Hmm. That's a good point. She ain't fucking flipping, bro. She's acting in her own 1.00
00:23:39.940 interest like all these fucks do. Okay. All right. I mean, this ain't fucking nothing. This
00:23:45.640 is her pandering. Yeah. Instead of serving. Hmm. Go on with the wind, whichever way the wind
00:23:52.060 goes. Yeah. That's all these people do. Hmm. They're fucking preservationists. Yeah.
00:23:57.800 Right at the last minute. Yep. All right. I mean, listen, there's. Hey, listen, here's
00:24:02.400 what I'll tell you. She can fuck off with all the rest of them. How about that? The fuck 1.00
00:24:06.620 out of here. It's been done before. It needs to be done again. I'm getting pissed, bro.
00:24:11.480 I'm getting I'm starting to get pissed off. I know a lot of America is, too. These people
00:24:15.640 are rogue. They're running unabated with our money on our backs and telling us that we're
00:24:22.880 shit and we don't know what the fuck we're doing and that inflation is our fault. And
00:24:27.200 we're like, bro, it's totally abusive the way that they treat the people they're supposed
00:24:32.320 to serve. And if we're going to have a country, if we're ever going to have the United States
00:24:38.200 of America represent anything like what it's supposed to represent every single one of these 0.99
00:24:43.820 motherfuckers, with the exception of maybe two or three or five, got to go. They got 1.00
00:24:50.080 to go. And the American people have to get smart about the election process. They got to
00:24:55.440 get smart about lower level elections. They got to get smart about their community. And
00:25:00.260 without that understanding, and that's assuming that the game isn't completely rigged because
00:25:04.240 these people are so arrogant and overly confident considering they're getting their ass beat
00:25:11.100 everywhere and everybody's pissed off about them. You see what I'm saying? So what do
00:25:15.160 they know that you don't know? And I don't know. Cause I guarantee it's something. Yeah.
00:25:23.140 Yeah. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.
00:25:27.140 10 year, 10 year bill. Let us know. Uh, with that being said, let's go check out some of the
00:25:32.160 comments. I got, I got some good ones for you. Okay. I got some good ones for you. Uh, this first
00:25:37.320 one, um, first one comes from at character matters. Uh, he puts the trophy emoji. So this
00:25:45.060 is for DJ. I am not DJ. As far as you know, is that Ian Smith? It looks like I dude. I thought
00:25:50.540 that was Ian Smith. Ian's got a little bit more hair than that guy. Yeah. And well, I think this
00:25:55.320 guy looks a little bit meaner. I don't know. He looks pretty mean when he, when he got that
00:26:00.220 mean look, he, this guy looks mean. I mean, look at, look at the, like the eyebrow, like
00:26:04.760 the middle. Well, clearly he's a good guy. He listened to the show. Character matters.
00:26:08.120 That's right. He's passing all trophies. I like his beard. All right. Now time to do
00:26:11.400 it. It looks badass. Yeah. Yeah. Character matters. You're the fucking man. I appreciate
00:26:15.260 you. Except deep. That's my trophy though. Otherwise you're the man. All right. Character
00:26:22.660 matters. Fair enough. That's fine. All right. Time to destroy some people. I got something
00:26:28.220 for you. All right. This comment comes from London Mace one. Oh buddy. All right. You
00:26:37.800 ready? Yeah. So he writes his comment. He says, ha ha ha ha ha. You're so right wing. It's
00:26:45.400 not even funny. So I'm like, all right, whatever. I'm like, let's see who this is. I did a little
00:26:53.400 digger. I did a little digger. Well, hold on. Should I comment now? Sure. Yeah. Yeah.
00:26:58.700 Go for it. First of all, dude, there's nothing wrong with being right wing. What's the problem?
00:27:04.720 Hold on. You guys think that you could be left wing and everybody else is a fucking piece
00:27:09.720 of shit because the right wing. Ha ha ha ha. You're so left wing douchebag. How about 1.00
00:27:15.360 that? Like, is that a fucking insult? You see what I'm saying? Like you motherfuckers don't
00:27:19.460 even know how to insult anybody. You can't meme. You're not funny. You don't have any
00:27:23.020 sense of humor. You look like shit. You fucking stink. You dress like shit. You don't make
00:27:27.420 any money. You don't put anything into the economy. And all you do is talk your fake intellectual
00:27:31.480 shit while you eat hot pockets in your mom's fucking basement. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Fuckhead. 0.95
00:27:38.640 He fucking definitely ate hot pockets. Yeah. Fucking douchebag. This is the guy that screams
00:27:43.360 about capitalism while he wants to take your fucking money for himself without doing anything. 0.65
00:27:49.460 Get the fuck out of here, clown. You got a Tesla truck. Ha ha ha ha ha. There's a right
00:27:54.880 wing. Good one. And secondly, turd, I'm not fucking right wing. I have very social, very
00:28:04.800 liberal social views. I'm a pro-choice guy. I'm fucking, for a lot of the shit that, you
00:28:14.420 know, I don't give a fuck about social, social things outside of fucking with our kids and
00:28:20.240 putting, you know, suck dick books in their school system or letting them have hormones 1.00
00:28:25.060 or all this shit. Outside of that, I don't give a fuck. Do whatever the fuck you want to
00:28:30.340 do. Run through the field in your rainbow jumpsuit and eat some mushrooms. Oh, look,
00:28:34.620 you're already doing that. Fucking dude. Look, this is the guy that sits at the fucking bar
00:28:40.860 and you're sitting there minding our own business. Me and you were having a discussion and he
00:28:45.220 fucking chimes in with some dumb shit. And then we end up having to beat the fuck out
00:28:48.880 of him. Beat his ass. Yeah. Yeah. This is the guy. London. Oh, you don't, you don't really
00:28:53.260 know what you're talking about. They can't make an argument. They can't ever argue on anything
00:28:59.440 fucking, uh, any position or any like statistical reality. Go suck a dick. Too late. Yeah. 0.89
00:29:08.760 No shit. Uh, he's also into theater. Shocking. I got a little something. Let's see. You want
00:29:14.780 to indulge? Yes. Is that him? Yeah. That's him in the front there to say? Yeah. He's pretty
00:29:30.240 good. I give credit where it's due. I give credit where it's due. See, you're good at
00:29:35.560 that. You're not good at having opinions on fucking current events. Stick to what the
00:29:40.360 fuck you're good at. I'll come to your show. I'll eat some popcorn. I'll drink a beer.
00:29:44.060 I'll clap at the end. Let me do what the fuck I do and fuck right off. How about that?
00:29:48.980 I like it. Yeah. I like it. I love how these fucking assholes think that calling someone
00:29:54.580 right wing in today's age where the Overton window has shifted totally to communism is
00:30:00.760 a, is a bad thing, bro. All your fucking friends from 10 years ago that were fucking Democrats 0.86
00:30:06.660 are now quote unquote right wing. Everything you don't agree with is far right. Imagine having
00:30:13.340 the only argument that you could ever fucking have about someone is like trying to make
00:30:18.300 fun of them and call them far right because they don't agree that little kids should be
00:30:23.700 sexualized in school. You see what I'm saying? Right. Right. Fucking turd. Put some deodorant
00:30:30.180 on. Listen, bro, don't fuck with me. I'll fucking roast you. I'm just telling you that right
00:30:37.400 now. And if I don't roast you, my people will roast you. Yeah. And you're an easy target,
00:30:41.860 brother. Bro, it was not hard. Yeah. Not hard at all. Fuck. All right. Stick to theater.
00:30:46.660 You're good at that, bro. I mean, I pay tickets to see that. You're a good singer. Got some
00:30:50.020 good pipes. You would pay for that? I'll go see that. It looks like he's pretty good.
00:30:54.860 Hey, bro, I'm fair. I keep it fair. Bro, you motherfucking did theater. What the fuck
00:31:00.300 are you talking about? Where do you want to go? You did it. You danced in the Muni. Where
00:31:03.500 do you want to go? That's in fucking England or something, bro. No, it's here. Where? It's here.
00:31:08.940 It's not like St. Louis. There's nobody in the United States that looks like that guy.
00:31:12.980 Yeah. Yeah. No, he's here. No. That guy's, that guy's, that guy's in fucking, in London
00:31:21.780 in basement. Watch your Star Wars. Yeah. Star Wars is cool, except for when you make it your
00:31:33.040 fucking identity. How many Star Wars action figures this guy have? He's in Vegas.
00:31:38.940 He has all of them, bro. He's got the Millennium Falcon. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah. I think he's
00:31:44.180 in Vegas. He's in Vegas. Really? Mm-hmm. Well, he thinks he's somewhere else. That's for
00:31:49.580 sure. In a mushroom field. I'll give him this. He's got to look. It's something. He looks
00:31:58.300 I could use a shower. Talk shit on me, motherfuckers. I'll fucking own you. He's got to look. Yeah.
00:32:07.800 Yeah. All right. Great. Well, we needed that. Let's, uh, let's keep...
00:32:11.920 Hey, bro. That's fucking... It was a little flat. It was a little flat. No, that's good.
00:32:26.500 I couldn't do that. He was a little flat. All right. Well, you're a good singer, but he's
00:32:29.940 a good singer, too. Yeah. Stick to that. That's right. Yeah. All right. You know what
00:32:35.360 I'm saying about this right-wing shit? That's annoying. Like, you know what I like, though,
00:32:38.680 on TikTok is that big insult now has become all the kids calling the other kids liberals
00:32:43.140 and they get so pissed off. Oh, bro. They get... They're all fucking liberal.
00:32:45.820 I'm left wing. It's a... No, no, no, no, no. I'm saying, like, in high when they call it.
00:32:51.260 Listen, bro. Gen Z and high school kids are fucking switching it up, bro. Yeah. And now the
00:32:56.100 big insult is, like, you fucking liberal or you libtard. I'm not a fucking liberal. 1.00
00:33:00.300 Yeah, that's right. They freak the fuck out. So, like, yeah, man. Yeah. Like, yeah, fuck.
00:33:06.580 You don't agree with me. You're far right. Whatever the fuck you want to call me, man. I don't
00:33:11.780 give a shit. I really don't. Far from gay. Fuck. Oh, guys, we appreciate you for being real
00:33:22.300 ass fans. Even the ones that hate us. You're still our fans. Well, look, at least we got
00:33:27.380 talented haters. That's true. I'll give them that. I don't... I really don't know what
00:33:30.520 this is, though. I don't know what we were trying to accomplish here. Guys, we appreciate
00:33:35.500 you guys for being real ass fans. Let's get back to headline number two. This is full circle
00:33:40.980 here. All right. It's been a minute. Full circle jerk. Full circle jerk. All right.
00:33:45.860 Just how our fucking buddy over here liked him. His little rainbow outfit.
00:33:52.300 This fucking rainbow romper with the footsies in him. Yeah. This is... That's not
00:33:57.680 suspect. This is a full circle jerk, man. We've... It's been a long time coming, and
00:34:02.980 I'm glad we're here. And this is a new one. This is big. Headline number two reads...
00:34:10.180 It's a big circle jerk. AstraZeneca admits its COVID vaccine can cause rare side
00:34:16.460 effect in court documents for first time. This is a big deal. I wonder if all the
00:34:22.180 people that got Team AstraZeneca tattooed on their fucking arms with a little
00:34:27.180 band-aid are regretting their decisions at this point in time. Yeah. This is a big
00:34:33.040 deal, dude. This is the first... Bro, remember when Robert Malone came out and said
00:34:36.640 mass formation psychosis? Mm-hmm. Now... Now do you see what he was talking
00:34:40.560 about? Like, all you fuckers that were like, oh, that's fucking crazy. No. You're
00:34:44.420 crazy. And there was a few... There was like a bunch of us that were like, bro, you guys
00:34:49.320 are fucked up. What the fuck are you talking about? You've lost your goddamn mind. And
00:34:53.400 you're like, you've lost your mind. It's like, your mom. You know what I'm saying? Like...
00:34:58.900 Right wing? Yeah. Fucking right winger. Bro, at least I'm not walking around...
00:35:04.260 Well, at least I'm not a right armor. At least I...
00:35:06.320 I'm not walking around with some AstraZeneca tattoo saying... With a date on it saying when I was
00:35:14.060 vaccinated, fuck... Bro, remember like people were putting fully vaccinated in their fucking
00:35:19.060 Instagram bios? Oh, bro, the pictures, the profile picture... Bro, you motherfuckers got
00:35:23.900 to fuck... Now you got to sit there and worry about fucking what's going to happen to you.
00:35:27.620 Now you got to worry about an RIP bio. That's bad, bro. I feel bad for those people. They
00:35:33.920 didn't have any sympathy for us, but I can't imagine walking through... I can't imagine walking
00:35:39.020 through world knowing that you could just get fucking zapped. For real. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway.
00:35:45.080 Yeah. No, I mean... But yeah, this is a big deal, man. The first pharmaceutical company that
00:35:49.760 has come out... Now, I like to call this what I think people call a domino effect, right?
00:35:57.420 Like this is the first domino that has fallen. It is in open court documents at this... Like
00:36:03.440 right now, they have admitted it. Their vaccine has, in fact, caused these really, really bad
00:36:12.100 side effects. Caused deaths. Yeah, yeah. Caused deaths and serious injury. Pharmaceutical
00:36:16.700 giant being sued in class action over claims its vaccine caused death and serious injury in
00:36:22.140 dozens of cases. No, hundreds of thousands of cases, which will be discovered in this lawsuit.
00:36:29.100 Yeah, this is just the people that are actually like in the class action. This is just the tip
00:36:32.600 of the circle jerk. Tip of the circle jerk. Yeah. Yeah. AstraZeneca has admitted for the
00:36:37.640 first time in court documents that its COVID vaccine can cause a rare side effect and an
00:36:42.660 apparent about turn that could pave the way for a multi-million pound legal payout. Now,
00:36:49.540 this is being challenged in the UK right now. The pharmaceutical giant is being sued in a class
00:36:54.860 action over claims that its vaccine developed with the University of Oxford caused death and
00:37:00.500 serious injury in dozens of cases. Lawyers argue the vaccine produced a side effect, which
00:37:06.340 has had a devastating effect on a small number of families. The first case was lodged last year
00:37:11.840 by Jamie Scott, a father of two who was left with a permanent brain injury after developing a blood
00:37:19.340 clot and a bleed on the brain that has prevented him from working after he received the vaccine in
00:37:24.140 April of 2021. The hospital called his wife three times to tell her her husband was going to die.
00:37:31.720 AstraZeneca is contesting the claims, but has accepted in a legal document submitted to the
00:37:36.880 high court in February that its COVID vaccine, quote, can in very rare cases cause TTS. TTS,
00:37:45.260 which stands for thrombosis with thrombocytopenia syndrome, causes people to have blood clots and a
00:37:51.260 low blood platelet count. 51 cases have been logged, uh, lodged in the high court with victims
00:37:58.240 and grieving relatives seeking damages estimated to be worth up to $100 million. AstraZeneca's
00:38:04.600 admission made in a legal defense to Mr. Scott's high court claim follows intense legal wrangling
00:38:11.340 could lead to payouts. If the drug firm accepts the vaccine was the cause of serious illness and
00:38:17.940 death in specific legal cases. Now the government has pledged to underwrite AstraZeneca's legal bills.
00:38:24.420 That's the interesting part, right? That little piece right there, the government has pledged to
00:38:30.600 underwrite AstraZeneca's legal bills. Why would they do that? Why would they do that? Why would the
00:38:38.100 government say that they're going to foot the bill for whatever? Oh, because they probably forced
00:38:43.840 them to do it because they were the ones forcing everybody to fucking take them. Yeah. Right now.
00:38:49.220 I know the UK laws are a little bit different, right? Like here in the U S there's, uh, you know,
00:38:53.160 very limited liability that our pharmaceutical companies have, right? They can make whatever
00:38:57.780 and put it down, especially with that emergency use authorization. Um, I'm not an expert in, uh, UK
00:39:03.860 law. Don't, don't, don't want to pretend to be. Um, but that is an interesting, uh, piece of this case
00:39:09.500 here. Um, in a letter, uh, of response in May, 2023, AstraZeneca told lawyers for Scott, uh, that
00:39:16.500 quote, we do not accept that TTS is caused by the vaccine at a generic level, but in the legal documents
00:39:21.700 submitted to high court in February, AstraZeneca said, quote, it is admitted that the AZ vaccine
00:39:26.500 can in very rare cases cause TTS. The casual mechanism is not known. Further, TTS can also occur
00:39:33.260 in the absence of the AZ vaccine or any vaccine causation in any individual case will be a matter
00:39:39.100 for expert advice. So, um, that's happening. That's a big deal. Now it also made me think
00:39:45.400 of this and I saw this and it's like, it's so funny when these things happen. Do you remember,
00:39:48.960 uh, Alex Nalvaney, right? Um, the Russian dissident that was, uh, reportedly he died suddenly
00:39:55.760 right in Russian prison. Right. And everybody came out and was like, Oh no, Putin killed him.
00:40:00.560 Right. Um, and, uh, the initial autopsy that was done said that he died from, uh, SDS or sudden
00:40:06.520 death syndrome where, uh, I'm sure you guys have seen these, there's been videos going
00:40:10.480 on where people were just literally, you know, they might be playing basketball and they just
00:40:13.920 literally just drop playing soccer and just drop. Right. Like there's plenty of videos
00:40:18.820 out there like this. Um, but this is Russia stance. They said that it was, you know, that's
00:40:23.160 what, uh, Alex Nalvaney had. Um, and you had everybody from, uh, our government, our administration,
00:40:29.380 the president, um, many people saying no Russian killed him. And it's funny because we actually
00:40:33.740 did a, um, uh, the United States, uh, an actual intelligence report on this. Um, and this headline
00:40:40.100 reads Vladimir Putin did not order death of opposition leader, Alexei Nalvaney, the U S
00:40:44.400 intelligence finds. Um, so we just, some after they reported it, like it was fact for months
00:40:49.600 at the time, Biden said the U S did not know exactly what happened to Nalvaney, but that quote,
00:40:55.580 there is no doubt that his death was the consequence of something that Putin and his thugs did. That
00:41:01.700 was from our own president. No doubt. No doubt. And, um, so I just think that's interesting
00:41:07.440 with all this vaccine stuff. I think now you have a very interesting theory about what you
00:41:12.420 think they're going to do with this vaccine. All right. With the adverse reaction side
00:41:17.220 of it. Um, and I think it's very, very interesting because you know, here we are, it's almost May
00:41:22.220 motherfucker. I see the future. Why the fuck you think I'm here in life, bro? I know what
00:41:27.020 the fuck's going on. Here we are in May. We got November coming up very, very quickly.
00:41:32.180 Now all of a sudden the deaths are coming out and they're going to say, Oh, Trump operation
00:41:35.720 warp speed, fucking crimes against humanity. And all of the same people who were hysterical
00:41:41.480 about saying you better get the vaccine. You grandma killed a piece of shit. Fuck you 1.00
00:41:45.740 for three fucking years are now going to fucking turn that energy on Trump. Yeah, that's exactly
00:41:50.420 what's going to happen. Because they're losing, they're losing those same people right now,
00:41:53.600 bro. I know because of the fucking Israel, uh, Israel Palestine shit, bro. I know. So 0.83
00:41:58.840 what other, what better way to get them back? Yep. Well guys go back and find all my clips
00:42:04.120 of saying that for the last three years so that we can be sure to put them in the show whenever
00:42:07.520 this happens. Fuck man. Anything on this Andy? Uh, yeah, it's fucking bullshit. Like
00:42:14.400 everything else that we fucking cover, like everything else these people do. Listen, we got 0.67
00:42:18.280 lied to, we got played, we got manipulated, we got turned against each other. We got divided
00:42:22.760 for money, for distance of the ability, uh, to, to be unified against what's going on. They closed
00:42:31.380 our schools. They closed the pubs because the seeds of revolutions are happening in taverns.
00:42:38.040 They fucking stole the fucking middle classes money. They made people watch their loved ones
00:42:43.100 die over zoom. They didn't allow them to have funerals, but they let hundreds of thousands
00:42:47.240 of millions of people protest in the streets. Didn't say a fucking thing with George Floyd,
00:42:50.840 uh, got a gold casket, by the way, while you couldn't even go to fucking walk, go up to the 0.91
00:42:55.620 casket because you couldn't be close to anybody when your fucking loved ones die. Right.
00:43:01.960 Fuck. They forced you to take this vaccine or fire you. They fired fucking millions of people.
00:43:06.240 And now they're saying, Oh, the, the job growth of Biden has been the best in history ever. Yeah.
00:43:13.400 Because you fucking fired everybody. And now they're not firing anybody anymore. And we need
00:43:19.020 the workforce. It's a complete fucking lie that all these little kids on college campuses are fucking
00:43:25.820 eating up. And these dumb suburban housewives are eating up and these dumb motherfucking leftists are 1.00
00:43:32.320 eating up. Oh, the economy is great. Best job growth ever. Yeah. What happened right before
00:43:37.340 that? Oh, they made everybody stay home. They ruined the economy. The economy went to an all
00:43:42.300 time low. They closed all the middle-class businesses. They let all the fucking big 0.99
00:43:46.560 businesses, their buddies open, stay open. They fucking closed every, all the taverns, all the
00:43:51.560 schools. They fucking made you take a vaccine or you're fired. There was no economy, no fucking jobs.
00:43:56.660 And now they're saying, Oh, we've got the greatest job growth in the history of the United States.
00:44:00.460 And people are buying it. I mean, that's word bro. So listen to job creation. It doesn't
00:44:09.860 mean jobs field. Oh, and who's getting those jobs. It's funny you say that. Did you see
00:44:17.800 the, uh, why don't you hold on? Why don't you go look at the data as to who's getting the
00:44:23.740 new jobs? It's not fucking Americans. No. In fact, the, uh, the secretary of the Navy, uh,
00:44:30.460 uh, just came out and said that, uh, they're planning to invest like $15 billion in our
00:44:36.680 naval ports to build the ships and fill those jobs with immigrants. I know. It's insane, 1.00
00:44:43.660 man. It's insane. This domino effect though, man, I think, I think within the next my mind,
00:44:49.640 if I was to place a bid, I would say within the next few months, you will see, um, Pfizer
00:44:55.020 fall. You'll see, um, what's the other one? They're all going to blame Trump. J and J.
00:44:59.320 You'll see all of those guys coming out. Hey, yep. Nope. It does cause it. And he fucking
00:45:03.820 walked right into it. Walked right into it, man. Walked right into it guys. Jump down in
00:45:08.100 this conversation. Let us know, uh, what you guys think down in the comments, uh, jump in
00:45:12.860 on this and, uh, let us know what you guys think. Uh, with that being said, man, let's get
00:45:16.900 to our third and final headline. I found somebody. I think I want you to do a vote. Who's
00:45:22.140 funnier? Me. Well, me, you're not, you're not, it's me or this other guy I'm about to
00:45:28.760 show. It's the other guy. Yeah. It's the other guy has to be. All right. What do you
00:45:38.200 think back there? You don't even know who it is yet. You're going DJ. That's what I'm
00:45:43.800 talking about. Joe motherfucker. You guys are getting close over there in your neighborhood,
00:45:46.880 huh? You guys, are you, are you guys, do you got a microphone on? I gotta ask you a
00:45:53.500 serious question. Are you, are you guys exploring each other's bodies yet? Excuse me? It sounds
00:46:02.180 like it. What the fuck does that even mean? What does that mean? You know, no, I don't
00:46:06.840 know. No, I don't. Yeah, you do. What does that mean? Don't play dumb on the show. That's
00:46:12.400 right. Playing tummy sticks. What the fuck is that? Sword fighting. Yeah. What is tummy
00:46:19.700 sticks, man? Being wiener cousins. He's just making shit up now. No, I ain't. That's all 0.91
00:46:27.080 real shit. What is tummy sticks, Andy? That's not a real thing. Let's see this guy play dumb
00:46:32.960 like he don't know. Like he didn't just play, like he didn't just win tummy sticks the whole
00:46:36.400 weekend. All right, let's, let's fucking see what you got. That's fucked up, man.
00:46:42.400 That's fucked up. All right. Who's funny, me or Biden? Oh, you're definitely funny.
00:46:50.980 All right, then. All right. I'll take that. Goddamn credit. We had, I thought, bro, come
00:46:58.040 on, man. I can't say what I want to say. No, say what you want to say. I can't because
00:47:02.160 it's, it's rude. Say it. No, I can't. All right. Bragging about beating Biden's like
00:47:06.200 getting a ****. That's funny. Yeah. That's fucked up, man. Yeah, I know. Don't make me go
00:47:17.580 there. Hello, King. I will go dark. All right. Ain't nobody safe. Yeah. So we had the White 1.00
00:47:26.340 House press correspondence dinner. All right. Biden had a few jokes and I just want to,
00:47:31.420 I think we should just take this opportunity to kind of rate who, who does a better job.
00:47:35.840 All right. And like, you know, you can be fair, right? We just, we saw that with London.
00:47:39.920 All right. In the comments, you can be fair. Let's be fair. All right. So here's Biden's,
00:47:46.560 I got a, I got a clip here for, uh, for Biden's, uh, for Biden's a little spiel. Here it is.
00:47:51.000 I like, I like to think of myself as pretty **** fair. Yeah, you're fair. I might scream
00:47:56.860 and yell and ****, but I'm fair. Oh, you're fair. Yeah. You're fair. No, you're, you're
00:48:00.240 fair. Yeah. Facts are facts. Yeah. Yeah. It's just unemotional. People are not really
00:48:05.020 used to that. Unemotional truth. Yeah. So here, here's Biden. Maps take dirt naps. Huh?
00:48:11.240 What? What does that mean? What? Just keep going.
00:48:16.660 Do you think your Irish grandparents are wondering?
00:48:21.000 My great, great grandparents would get here in 1846. And when, what in the hell's going on?
00:48:29.140 I want to thank you for the warm welcome. But please, not so loud.
00:48:35.280 Donald was listening. Sleepy Don. I kind of like that. I may use that again.
00:48:45.420 Kelly O'Donnell, president of the White House Correspondents Association. Thank you for having me.
00:48:50.340 Thank you, sir.
00:48:52.260 But Kelly O, let's be honest. You're way too young to be president.
00:49:00.620 It's been a year since I delivered this speech and my wife, Jill, was with me tonight, was worried how I do.
00:49:07.140 I told her, don't worry. Just like riding a bike. She said, that's what I'm worried about.
00:49:12.240 Okay, that was pretty decent. That was okay. That was pretty decent. That was all right. I'll give credit. That was a good one.
00:49:21.940 He has his moments. He has his moments.
00:49:23.920 Of course, the 2024 election is in full swing. And yes, age is an issue. I'm a grown man running against a six-year-old.
00:49:36.900 Well, I feel great.
00:49:41.560 How's he a six-year-old when they're trying to say he's too old to run for office?
00:49:45.780 I mean, because he was calling Trump a six-year-old?
00:49:47.460 Yeah, I know that. But like what I'm saying is-
00:49:49.340 He just likes six-year-olds.
00:49:50.120 Now they're trying-
00:49:51.000 Huh?
00:49:51.380 He likes six-year-olds.
00:49:52.580 I know he does.
00:49:52.960 That's all he can think about.
00:49:53.860 Yeah.
00:49:54.020 That's why he's up there sniffing.
00:49:56.480 Mm-hmm.
00:49:56.940 Trying to sniff him out.
00:49:57.980 Mm-hmm.
00:49:59.000 Damn, there's none here.
00:50:02.080 Well, I feel great. I really feel great. I'm campaigning all over the country. Pennsylvania,
00:50:09.560 Georgia, North Carolina. I've always done well in the original 13 colonies.
00:50:15.000 Racist. Yeah, because you were alive back then, motherfucker.
00:50:18.060 Speaking of history, did you hear what Donald just said about the major Civil War battle?
00:50:24.020 Quote, Gettysburg. Wow.
00:50:32.560 Trump's speech was so embarrassing, the statue of Robert E. Lee surrendered again.
00:50:39.260 But look, age is the only thing we have in common.
00:50:45.640 My vice president actually endorses me.
00:50:50.080 Oh.
00:50:51.480 Look at this fucking seal clapping.
00:50:54.020 Look at this.
00:50:55.080 Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:50:57.660 I wrote that one.
00:50:59.000 I had a great sketch since the State of the Union.
00:51:01.460 Well, Donald's had a few tough days lately.
00:51:04.220 You might call it stormy weather.
00:51:06.860 Oh.
00:51:09.040 Look at Pritzker, that fat fuck.
00:51:10.720 What the hell?
00:51:12.560 Look how fucking fat that motherfucker is. 1.00
00:51:14.880 Trump so desperately started reading those bodies he's selling.
00:51:16.620 That guy hasn't seen his dick since Vietnam.
00:51:18.300 Then he got to the first commandment.
00:51:25.740 Zero chance.
00:51:28.000 He walks around at things like fucking this little big.
00:51:30.860 It looks like a little fucking, you know.
00:51:32.320 A little red rocket.
00:51:33.000 Yeah.
00:51:33.440 A little red rocket, bro.
00:51:34.420 It looks like a fucking Audi.
00:51:35.420 All right.
00:51:38.980 Keep it moving.
00:51:39.620 Is he circumcised?
00:51:40.700 You think he's circumcised?
00:51:40.980 I mean, he already ate seven times.
00:51:42.560 You know what I'm saying?
00:51:46.920 You know he's the richest politician in the United States.
00:51:49.860 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:50.340 Okay?
00:51:50.820 My lot.
00:51:51.480 Yeah.
00:51:52.060 My shit ton.
00:51:52.680 So imagine that you are one of these rich fucks.
00:51:57.740 By the way, there's no black people there, just so we're clear. 0.98
00:52:01.420 It's all fucking upper echelon white people at this fucking event. 0.97
00:52:05.500 Yeah.
00:52:07.560 Which is the two categories.
00:52:08.940 Well, no, there's black people there. 0.97
00:52:09.800 They're probably working.
00:52:13.300 Remember when they did that with the masks?
00:52:14.620 They did that.
00:52:15.660 I'm not playing.
00:52:16.680 That's real shit.
00:52:17.940 They made all the servants wear masks while they fucking galloped around at the Met Gala. 1.00
00:52:21.340 Anyway, imagine being, because only two people that vote for these fucks are people that are,
00:52:27.300 that's the biggest lie of the whole thing, that these people are for the people.
00:52:31.520 The only two classes that vote for these people are people who are elite wealthy,
00:52:36.220 meaning multi, multi, multi, hundred millionaire, billionaire class, or fucking complete poverty.
00:52:44.280 Imagine being one of these fucking rich ass motherfuckers watching this dude being like,
00:52:50.280 I know this guy's a complete moron, but he's the only hope we have.
00:52:53.960 I'm going to give him fucking ridiculous amounts of money.
00:52:57.660 Yeah, a hundred million dollars.
00:52:58.560 Like, imagine how fucking stupid you must feel.
00:53:03.300 Pretty fucking stupid.
00:53:04.780 About as stupid as his wife looks in that fucking dress. 1.00
00:53:07.280 Yeah.
00:53:07.880 Jeez.
00:53:08.220 Trump's so desperate, he started reading those Bibles he's selling.
00:53:18.520 Then he got to the first commandment.
00:53:21.160 You shall have no other gods before me.
00:53:25.020 That's when he put it down and said, this book's not for me.
00:53:27.580 Look, being here is a reminder that folks think what's going on in Congress is political theater.
00:53:37.700 That's not true.
00:53:39.600 If Congress were theater, they'd have thrown out Lauren Boebert a long time ago. 1.00
00:53:48.860 And it wasn't just him.
00:53:50.820 He had another guy in there.
00:53:52.660 There's no black people there.
00:53:54.240 No.
00:53:54.620 And these people are always talking about.
00:53:57.100 Oh, no, there's one.
00:53:57.760 There's one.
00:53:58.080 There's one.
00:53:58.320 Oh, yeah, there is one.
00:53:59.000 There's one.
00:53:59.980 Well, that's so they can say.
00:54:01.520 There's a black person there.
00:54:02.660 I got black friends.
00:54:03.660 That's exactly what that is.
00:54:04.620 I'm not racist.
00:54:05.280 I got black friends.
00:54:06.060 Yeah, no.
00:54:06.300 We let him come to the Met Gala.
00:54:07.600 That's right.
00:54:08.040 Let him come to the press conference.
00:54:11.060 And I would like to point out, it's after 10 p.m.
00:54:13.940 Sleepy Joe is still awake.
00:54:15.420 While Donald Trump has spent the past week falling asleep in court every morning.
00:54:24.520 Though Fox News said he was just being anti-woke.
00:54:37.580 We are all here tonight at nerd prom.
00:54:40.140 That's exactly what it is.
00:54:43.540 Well, Matt Gaetz is at regular prom.
00:54:53.200 Yeah.
00:54:54.100 It was, you know, you ever notice how these people are not funny at all?
00:54:58.080 At all.
00:54:59.140 At all.
00:54:59.660 Like, why is it that the other side's the funny side?
00:55:03.220 And they have no sense of humor.
00:55:04.180 We're fucking funny.
00:55:05.120 No, we are.
00:55:05.880 I don't give a fuck what nobody says.
00:55:07.060 Yeah.
00:55:07.400 Even you, London.
00:55:09.080 Yeah.
00:55:09.440 Yeah.
00:55:10.600 London.
00:55:11.520 Fucker. 1.00
00:55:12.900 Is that the word back here?
00:55:14.140 Buttfucker. 1.00
00:55:17.100 What?
00:55:18.680 Fucking.
00:55:20.040 What did you call it?
00:55:20.820 Tummy sticks? 0.99
00:55:22.020 Tummy sticks champion.
00:55:25.580 He won something in his life.
00:55:27.040 Yeah.
00:55:27.740 Yeah.
00:55:28.540 It's just interesting.
00:55:29.640 And like, you know, like I said, I think, I mean, just find a like little culmination here,
00:55:33.400 man.
00:55:33.680 You know, because everything is kind of like ticking away from Biden right now.
00:55:37.420 Polls has Trump up.
00:55:38.900 He's been holding that spot.
00:55:40.860 And I think they're still lying about that fucking percentage there.
00:55:43.720 Like, no doubt.
00:55:44.940 There's no way he still has 43%.
00:55:46.840 No way.
00:55:47.580 But according to national polls.
00:55:49.440 Bro, you know how many people we've seen message us or email us or even like DMs or people
00:55:54.860 on TikTok, dude, they want to shut TikTok down because everybody on TikTok woke up.
00:56:01.900 They have no control of that algorithm.
00:56:03.180 That's right.
00:56:03.640 That's what it really is.
00:56:05.140 They have zero control.
00:56:06.040 The FBI can't call TikTok and say, hey, do this.
00:56:10.500 And they're not willing to do it.
00:56:12.420 Yeah.
00:56:12.820 Because China tells them fuck off.
00:56:14.100 Yeah, that's right.
00:56:15.980 Bro, they say, they say, oh, this is about China surveilling you.
00:56:19.860 Yeah.
00:56:20.080 Okay.
00:56:20.340 So, so we'll let you surveil us.
00:56:23.800 Right.
00:56:24.420 You know, like we can't let them surveil you because if they surveil, we can't surveil you.
00:56:29.040 Yeah.
00:56:29.480 Yeah.
00:56:29.680 Fuck off.
00:56:30.540 Bro, you know what I don't like the most?
00:56:32.160 What would you like?
00:56:32.600 Is Joe Biden's fucking crooked ass smile that he does.
00:56:36.480 That crooked ass fucking greasy politician fucking smile.
00:56:40.840 I don't like it.
00:56:41.380 Bro, he's going to burn in hell, bro.
00:56:43.160 For real.
00:56:43.920 For real.
00:56:44.460 This could be so hot.
00:56:45.480 Yeah.
00:56:46.460 So hot.
00:56:46.960 He'll be down there with Bill Cosby.
00:56:49.140 You know what I'm saying?
00:56:50.180 Heard they call you Sleepy Joe.
00:56:51.600 Yeah.
00:56:51.900 But the thing is, the thing is.
00:56:54.080 Want some water?
00:56:55.200 No.
00:56:55.680 The thing is, is there'll be fucking two peas in a pot.
00:56:58.520 Yeah, bro.
00:56:58.980 Yeah, for sure.
00:56:59.540 You know what I'm saying?
00:57:00.340 Yeah.
00:57:01.260 Fuck, man.
00:57:01.820 It's going to be so hot down there.
00:57:04.700 Fuck.
00:57:05.380 Yeah, fuck these guys, man.
00:57:06.820 Yeah.
00:57:07.440 Fuck them.
00:57:08.020 Guys, jumping on the conversation.
00:57:09.420 How did the White House correspondence dinner go?
00:57:12.400 I also heard something, too.
00:57:13.920 I think I should be president.
00:57:15.580 Yeah?
00:57:16.140 Yeah, just for pure entertainment volume.
00:57:18.280 I would fucking fix everything, and you guys will laugh your ass off.
00:57:21.620 That'd be funny.
00:57:22.340 Yeah, that'd be great.
00:57:23.480 Yeah.
00:57:23.680 That'd be great.
00:57:25.960 Can I be the press secretary?
00:57:28.580 Yeah.
00:57:28.860 I feel like I'd do a better job than KGB. 0.55
00:57:30.660 Oh, yeah.
00:57:31.000 You'd be great at that.
00:57:32.540 I saw something.
00:57:33.560 Apparently, you know, they tried to fire her.
00:57:35.300 And then you see, I feel like you said something.
00:57:36.320 They couldn't fire her because she's black. 1.00
00:57:38.280 But lesbian and fucking immigrant. 1.00
00:57:40.260 How did you see that?
00:57:41.500 Where did you see that before?
00:57:43.100 Because I, like.
00:57:43.560 We had it.
00:57:43.960 Didn't we talk about it?
00:57:44.820 No.
00:57:45.100 It was on the news.
00:57:46.140 Yeah.
00:57:46.340 They were trying to fire her.
00:57:47.480 They can't fire her. 0.99
00:57:48.240 Yeah.
00:57:48.420 Now they're coming up.
00:57:49.240 Oh, I know what it was.
00:57:50.400 I saw it, and I screenshotted it.
00:57:51.680 Same to you.
00:57:52.260 Got it.
00:57:52.760 Okay.
00:57:53.320 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:57:54.120 Yeah, they tried to fucking fire her, and like, yeah. 1.00
00:57:56.440 No, now they're backpedaling off of it.
00:57:58.100 Oh, we never tried that.
00:57:59.080 Yeah, because they don't want to get fucking sued. 0.80
00:58:00.420 Anyways, guys, jump in on this conversation.
00:58:02.720 Let us know down in the comments what you guys think.
00:58:03.860 I am the first black, lesbian, Native American, import, export, universal, fellatio-giving, dark person.
00:58:14.720 Just like Kamala.
00:58:15.840 Yeah.
00:58:16.240 How old is she? 0.98
00:58:17.340 I am the first mentally disabled press secretary.
00:58:23.700 She's 49 years old.
00:58:25.020 Who?
00:58:25.820 KGB.
00:58:26.460 No way.
00:58:26.980 She's 49.
00:58:28.520 Well, I mean, I'll give her credit.
00:58:29.780 She don't look 49.
00:58:32.000 She doesn't.
00:58:33.400 Yeah, I know.
00:58:33.880 Black don't crack, bro.
00:58:35.020 That shit do not crack, bro.
00:58:37.600 She don't crack at all. 0.60
00:58:39.460 I thought she was like fucking 30. 1.00
00:58:41.800 She looks young.
00:58:43.140 Yeah.
00:58:44.720 She does.
00:58:45.360 That's it.
00:58:45.820 I give her credit, dude.
00:58:46.700 She looks really young.
00:58:47.420 That's the adrenochrome, bro.
00:58:48.720 No shit.
00:58:50.460 Sucking them baby bloods.
00:58:54.740 I'm just saying, bro.
00:58:56.320 She's 39 years old.
00:58:58.520 That's crazy.
00:58:59.200 That is kind of crazy.
00:59:00.220 That's crazy.
00:59:00.640 Because she definitely don't look it.
00:59:01.540 She don't look it at all.
00:59:02.740 Well, and part of it is the dumb shit she says makes her team young, too. 1.00
00:59:05.740 That's what it is.
00:59:06.080 Like she's just a dumb bitch. 1.00
00:59:07.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:59:08.180 Well, she is.
00:59:09.100 The shoe fix.
00:59:10.160 Yeah.
00:59:10.640 Yeah.
00:59:11.160 Guys, let's get to our final segment.
00:59:12.540 I got it going for you guys.
00:59:13.660 This is our final segment of the show.
00:59:15.860 As always, our thumbs up or dumb as fuck.
00:59:18.520 All right.
00:59:19.100 Now, this is where we bring a headline up.
00:59:20.600 We talk about it.
00:59:21.940 It'll get one of those two options.
00:59:26.060 So with that being said, our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads,
00:59:31.180 Black Dog Turns Completely White Two and a Half Years After Being Diagnosed with Vitiligo.
00:59:37.840 As incredible photos detail his color-changing transformation.
00:59:43.060 Is his name Sammy Sosa?
00:59:45.360 Michael Jackson?
00:59:46.340 Michael Jackson.
00:59:47.660 What the fuck was that?
00:59:50.380 That was his thing.
00:59:52.100 Do it.
00:59:52.640 You can't do it that good.
00:59:53.540 I'm not doing that.
00:59:54.260 That's right.
00:59:54.480 I can't do it.
00:59:55.040 Because you fucking can't beat that.
00:59:56.240 So, Vitiligo, the condition that famously affected Michael Jackson,
01:00:02.600 causes pale white patches to develop on the human skin.
01:00:06.340 But as one dog owner can attest, the rare disorder affects animals as well.
01:00:11.800 Buster, an adorable four-year-old dog based in Oklahoma,
01:00:16.200 has turned from black to completely white due to his Vitiligo.
01:00:20.440 Photos posted to Reddit show the Pooch's incredible color-changing transformation
01:00:24.500 in the space of two and a half years.
01:00:27.100 Vitiligo is a condition in which the pigment cells of the skin are destroyed
01:00:30.460 in certain areas of the body, but it affects fur and hair as well as skin.
01:00:35.160 Now, here's Buster before the transformation.
01:00:38.960 And this is Buster now.
01:00:41.140 Really?
01:00:41.880 Yeah.
01:00:43.140 Yep.
01:00:43.780 It definitely looks like the same guy.
01:00:46.720 I don't care.
01:00:47.620 He's a handsome guy.
01:00:48.360 Yeah, now it's not clear why Vitiligo occurs,
01:00:51.640 but it's believed it happens when something interferes with cells that produce melanin.
01:00:56.920 That's the substance that gives skin and hair its color.
01:00:59.960 Since the photos were posted to Reddit by Buster's owner, Matt Smith,
01:01:04.180 based in Oklahoma City, the story has gone viral.
01:01:06.580 My boy Buster, four-year-old, has completely changed from black to white
01:01:10.120 over the course of the last two and a half years, Matt said.
01:01:12.440 Buster has.
01:01:13.100 The skin condition in Vitiligo causes depigmentation of the skin.
01:01:16.400 So here's the transformation of Buster.
01:01:18.360 Right?
01:01:18.940 So this is how it started.
01:01:20.480 Right?
01:01:21.880 And then he just slowly started turning over the years.
01:01:26.780 And as he got older, he finally...
01:01:30.520 As he got older, the last...
01:01:33.800 He's only four, right?
01:01:34.760 Yeah.
01:01:35.500 Four years.
01:01:36.420 That's where he finished up.
01:01:38.060 Bro, he looks majestic.
01:01:39.140 He does look majestic.
01:01:40.340 Yeah.
01:01:41.160 He looks like he's very wise.
01:01:42.820 Looks very non-violent.
01:01:46.820 I wonder if he bites people less.
01:01:48.260 I don't know.
01:01:48.640 Well, story has it.
01:01:49.500 Apparently, Buster just applied to become a cop.
01:01:52.460 Shut the fuck up, dude. 0.98
01:01:57.100 Shut up, dude.
01:01:58.640 Is this real?
01:02:00.760 You're a fucking liar.
01:02:02.320 The story also says...
01:02:03.260 That's not the same dog, motherfucker.
01:02:07.080 The story also says he's turned back to become a full-time father again.
01:02:12.700 He just came back on his puppy.
01:02:14.380 Bro.
01:02:15.960 Bro.
01:02:17.160 I got no comment on that.
01:02:19.640 That's up to you.
01:02:20.580 That might be a ribbon or a trophy.
01:02:23.420 Woo! 0.99
01:02:26.160 That's not funny.
01:02:28.900 That's not funny.
01:02:29.800 I'm not laughing.
01:02:33.440 Daddy's home, kids.
01:02:37.460 He also has a credit card to PetSmart.
01:02:40.600 It just got approved.
01:02:45.160 Bro.
01:02:47.560 I got no comment.
01:02:48.860 You know what?
01:02:49.720 Hey, everybody.
01:02:50.220 I'm writing him up.
01:02:52.280 I'm writing him up just so you know.
01:02:54.880 He's going to suffer an appropriate punishment.
01:02:56.620 Such a distinguished gentleman.
01:03:00.920 Went from stealing your toys...
01:03:03.920 ...to hanging with his boys.
01:03:08.960 Oh, man.
01:03:10.420 Fuck, man.
01:03:11.120 This is great.
01:03:12.120 No, I can't make this shit up.
01:03:13.520 Went from stealing your shit and fighting them.
01:03:17.440 Just donate them to Salvation Army.
01:03:20.220 All right, I'm done.
01:03:25.320 That's it.
01:03:27.860 Andy, what do we got on this?
01:03:35.920 All right, guys.
01:03:37.920 That's the show.
01:03:40.300 Don't be a hoe. 1.00
01:03:41.460 Wait, wait.
01:03:42.220 No, wait.
01:03:42.840 You got to give me some...
01:03:44.240 What do we got?
01:03:45.260 Oh.
01:03:45.900 What is this?
01:03:46.400 I thought we were...
01:03:47.140 I lied.
01:03:47.600 You like dogs.
01:03:48.520 Yeah, I give him a thumbs up.
01:03:50.360 Thumbs up for Buster?
01:03:51.860 Yeah.
01:03:52.580 I bet you do now.
01:03:53.460 I know you do, motherfucker.
01:03:59.180 Oh, yeah.
01:03:59.680 That's my boy.
01:04:00.720 I fuck with Buster.
01:04:03.260 Good day, sir.
01:04:04.640 Motherfucker, you're that black cop from Boys in the Hood, bro. 1.00
01:04:09.380 You ever seen that part?
01:04:10.840 I've seen it.
01:04:11.460 I don't remember that part.
01:04:12.360 That's DJ.
01:04:12.960 Nope.
01:04:14.940 All right.
01:04:17.360 Thumbs up for Buster.
01:04:18.280 All right.
01:04:18.500 Thumbs up, Buster.
01:04:19.200 Good job, man.
01:04:19.760 Wish you well.
01:04:20.720 Stay safe out there.
01:04:23.140 And...
01:04:23.620 Guys, Andy, that's all I got.
01:04:27.260 All right.
01:04:27.660 Don't be a hoe. 1.00
01:04:28.560 Show the show.
01:04:29.080 Yeah.
01:04:30.500 Went from sleeping on the floor.
01:04:32.140 Now my jewelry box froze.
01:04:33.860 Fuck a pole.
01:04:34.660 Fuck a stove. 0.96
01:04:35.500 Counted millions in the cold.
01:04:37.180 Bad bitch. 1.00
01:04:38.020 Booty swole. 1.00
01:04:38.860 Got her on bankroll.
01:04:40.500 Can't fold.
01:04:41.380 Doesn't know.
01:04:42.180 Headshot.
01:04:43.020 Case closed.
01:04:43.840 Closed.