REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 706. Andy & DJ CTI： Michael Cohen Takes The Stand, Trump Pulls Enormous Crowd For New Jersey Rally & Farmers Will Now Get Paid To Test For Bird Flu

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00:03:00.380 a hoe share the show all right what's up dude hey what huh what are you doing you got cherry over

00:03:07.280 there i know you like that cherry chapstick no this ain't cherry what is it uh it's it's just um

00:03:13.540 offensively large sunscreen lip balm why is it so large

00:03:19.440 that's fucked up what that's fucked up

00:03:24.700 you're the one that said it was large bro emily got this for me actually well

00:03:33.480 that's fucked up i didn't even put i didn't even think about it like that man about like what

00:03:37.560 what are you talking about i was just asking why it's so large have you seen that uh well i mean

00:03:44.600 listen the chapstick there is a running uh there's a consistent theme there but uh you know i was have

00:03:53.900 you seen that meme of the uh you know it's like uh it was i saw it on some pro black page it was like

00:03:59.400 you know i don't know why white people call us monkeys and then they show like a monkey's lips

00:04:03.040 and then like a white person's lips have you seen that meme no have you guys seen that meme let me

00:04:07.040 find i gotta find it real quick we don't look at the racist memes only you look at the racist oh i

00:04:10.980 look at i mean like that i mean that yeah why else yeah my favorite memes um see how do i we're not

00:04:16.800 allowed to look at them i don't even know how to begin to when we see them our eyes catch on fire

00:04:20.380 monkey white people lips and then and then the phone yells at us because we're racist

00:04:26.140 do not laugh oh yeah

00:04:29.020 you cannot argue with science i love it look at this

00:04:36.900 for every white that is called a black person a monkey you cannot argue with science

00:04:45.120 i mean

00:04:48.180 that's pretty good i mean i'm just saying yeah but uh but yeah it's good chapstick

00:04:56.120 though yeah keeps my uh my lips nice yeah i mean that's a pretty accurate name

00:05:02.900 you're good though huh you're good i got good you're black by the lips yeah

00:05:07.280 yeah i got all the good stuff yeah yeah what's the other good stuff i can dance pretty good

00:05:13.880 oh shit man unemployable yes

00:05:20.000 oh fuck dude that's fucking true

00:05:27.460 oh my god let's get this going man this is great i fucking love it i love it

00:05:35.000 that's uh

00:05:35.720 i didn't mean to laugh at that

00:05:41.460 whatever dude fuck it hey it is what it is man

00:05:47.580 oh man everything good with you man you get out here cheers cheers yeah i got my uh

00:05:53.700 tropic lightning first four minutes of the day i'm making a switch i've been doing the uh

00:05:57.780 screaming freedom yeah for a while and i was at will's wedding this weekend and i drank some uh

00:06:02.980 tropic lightning i forgot how fucking good it is

00:06:05.040 especially when it's cold bro you get so good

00:06:08.520 the orange and the tropic lightning are neck and neck for me

00:06:12.060 yeah should combine them huh orange lightning

00:06:16.000 now every other company's gonna have that next week

00:06:19.120 tropic sunrise yeah well that's a good name i like that

00:06:23.160 anyway it's good we're good with names fucking good yeah

00:06:27.780 energy drinks going well dude we're starting to move pretty well

00:06:31.940 oh a lot of direct-to-consumer energy which no one's ever done before

00:06:35.160 well it's super cool too bro like because like it's almost like anywhere i go now i'm seeing it

00:06:38.500 yeah and like i also love to like i mean we're local you guys know we're in missouri right now

00:06:42.500 um like to do the deerbergs the fucking displays are fucking ridiculous yeah dude the customers do that

00:06:49.260 like it's customers walk by and do that that's dude that's our community that's awesome yeah

00:06:53.920 it's our own own community like everybody when the cans are backwards they straighten them out

00:06:57.780 we call it the standard yeah yeah dude it's badass it's just how it's done man

00:07:01.440 our customers are fucking care enough to like take care of our shit when we're not there it's pretty

00:07:07.080 fucking awesome yeah shout out to you guys it's real shit man yeah well um you want to you want

00:07:13.720 to do some shit yeah let's do it you want to do it yeah not that you want to do it real good

00:07:19.260 fuck if you're gonna do so you might as well do it all the way guys let's get into this but

00:07:24.400 before we get to our headlines we got a dumb ass of the day all right yeah these these are good um

00:07:30.340 it's your favorite or your second favorite person i think on the internet kamala no hillary no that's

00:07:37.520 first yeah oh man i don't know there's a lot of people that would rank in the second saki waki oh

00:07:43.600 yeah yeah i do hate her jinsaki man i like i like kgp better than saki saki is just so fucking

00:07:52.540 hate it's so easy too yeah she does not make it hard no like some people it's like you know you're

00:07:57.940 like you actually really want to like them you just hate them saki it's like yeah at least like when

00:08:03.680 you when you watch kgp you could tell she knows she's lying you know what i'm saying like she knows

00:08:09.460 she's lying and it's almost like kind of funny yeah because like she knows she's lying we're just

00:08:15.220 not gonna get into that yeah right right but saki would straight up just be like that you know what

00:08:21.480 i'm saying like bro do you remember the communist party hat thing she wore yeah because she's a

00:08:26.120 fucking communist like the rest of them bro these people don't understand communists don't come out

00:08:32.120 and say they're communists dude they meet in secret it's like being gay in 2000 yeah probably yeah

00:08:38.160 like there's a whole community no one knows about it yeah what do you mean they're not communists

00:08:43.860 they don't say they're communists no shit yeah they're in the closet in your closet

00:08:48.440 stealing your shit but uh jinsaki man she she gets it today she uh so she wrote this book

00:08:56.580 a couple of years ago and now she's being forced to completely rewrite that book and republish it

00:09:02.200 um headline reads jinsaki forced to edit book after making misleading claim about biden not

00:09:08.520 checking watch at ceremony do you remember that yeah well she wrote a book about it um so msnbc host

00:09:16.100 jinsaki said she will alter future reprints of her book after being called out for downplaying

00:09:21.680 president biden looking at his watch during a 2021 ceremony for u.s service members who were killed in

00:09:27.040 afghanistan uh saki who was biden's white house press secretary before joining msnbc initially

00:09:33.120 claimed in her new book say more uh that biden never looked at his watch quote during the ceremony

00:09:39.080 uh but a report by axios noted that saki's version contradicted pictures and gold star families

00:09:46.800 firsthand accounts now uh saki the article continues uh who initially declined comment changed her tune

00:09:54.200 after online backlash and told axios quote the detail in a few lines of the book about the exact

00:10:00.860 number of times he looked at his watch will be removed in future reprints and the ebook uh the

00:10:06.840 soon-to-be uh removed version of saki's book claim quote the president always reading your book anyway

00:10:11.740 yeah i was about to say that i mean she only got like you're a fucking idiot it's like five copies

00:10:16.020 i sold more books in fucking two hours and you'll sell your entire life it's true just quit it's true

00:10:21.760 uh but yeah so she claimed that he only looked at his watch one time and like we've all seen the

00:10:26.360 pictures this piece of shit like while the bodies are literally coming off the plane yeah all right

00:10:31.500 of service members from the afghan withdrawal um this is him checking yeah checking his watch it's

00:10:37.980 fucked up but you know it is what it is yeah uh she's a dumbass i think she got she she gets it for

00:10:42.980 the day yeah i mean she she's in the hall of fame she's a dumbass hall of fame for sure we should get

00:10:47.920 her a jacket yeah a straight jacket yeah or in her case a gay straight jacket what's a gay straight

00:10:54.760 jacket she's lesbian is she i think so yeah i think she's not she's no bro she's married some dude

00:11:00.760 is she yeah she's married you sure it's a dude i mean i think so i'm pretty sure she's married to a

00:11:06.740 white dude let's get a fact check on that uh yeah she's married to a white dude gregory meacher

00:11:17.620 gregory yeah bro imagine being married to her bro imagine me and named greg

00:11:22.640 imagine having no i'm gonna say what i was gonna say

00:11:26.160 i don't want to offend anybody that like i try not to i try not to make fun of people's appearances

00:11:33.380 no way yeah no that's not real well she feeds him well

00:11:38.180 i don't know what you're laughing at over there

00:11:43.020 i had a joke i had a joke but we ain't gonna go there either not gonna go there i can make

00:11:50.100 fun of you now that you're training again yeah that's fine yeah yeah i mean you can make fun of

00:11:53.440 me when i'm not but you are but you do yeah all right let's move on guys let's get into these

00:12:01.540 headlines uh remember if you want to see any of these pictures links articles videos go to

00:12:06.420 andy for seller.com you can find them linked there with that being said headline number one uh let's

00:12:11.280 go check in on the trial going on new york that's the big topic everybody wants to talk about today

00:12:15.800 uh trump's trial in new york um michael cohen uh began his testifying today on the stand um and

00:12:22.940 there's some interesting stuff coming out about that um quick facts on this um so prosecutors with

00:12:29.300 manhattan da alvin bragg's office called on their star witness um ex-lawyer michael cohen

00:12:35.120 to testify in the new york v trump case on monday the prosecution is nearing the end of its witness

00:12:41.620 list at which point lawyers for trump will present the main thrust of his defense now

00:12:48.060 cohen's a documented liar right this is a guy who was in the trump's organization uh who was you know

00:12:56.680 allegedly supposed to be close to trump um but he's a he's a liar he's perjured himself on the

00:13:02.880 stand multiple times um he's been convicted of of of lying in testimony before um so they and this

00:13:10.780 is supposed to be the prosecution's like star witness right so they bring him in um and almost

00:13:16.620 immediately uh senator jd vance who i like this guy he's out of ohio um he's a good dude seems like

00:13:23.360 seems like it seems like a pretty decent dude um but he's been ripping this guy apart uh he said

00:13:28.760 today quote this guy is a convict and felon who admitted in his testimony that he secretly recorded

00:13:34.920 his former employer that he only did it once allegedly uh and that this was supposed to help

00:13:41.160 donald trump does any reasonable sensible person believe anything that michael cohen says i don't

00:13:47.300 think that they should van said um so what's he talking about uh apparently cohen uh secretly

00:13:53.740 recorded a conversation with trump back in in uh in 2016 um cohen testified today that during trump's

00:14:01.260 16th day in court that he secretly recorded trump on his iphone on september 6th 2016 just weeks before

00:14:10.180 the general election um regarding a payment to former national inquirer publisher david pecker

00:14:16.800 according to the testimony pecker had paid former playboy model karen mcdougall mcdougall

00:14:22.520 150 000 to purchase her story uh that she said that she had an affair with trump and to subsequently

00:14:31.020 quiet her claims ahead of the election um the recording was played for the jury which included

00:14:37.100 cohen telling trump he needed to quote open up a company for the transfer of all of that info

00:14:42.700 regarding our friend david referring to pecker quote so what do we got to pay for this 150 trump is

00:14:49.740 heard saying uh cohen argued in his testimony that trump knew pecker had purchased the rights to

00:14:55.160 mcdougall's claims of an affair and agreed to pay 150 000 quote he already knew based upon conversation

00:15:02.100 with david which is why he mentioned the number 150 cohen said um now that's not the only shady

00:15:07.440 part uh they got you know kind of exposed today uh this piece that came out uh this headline reads

00:15:14.940 alvin bragg's office deleted phone calls of michael cohen and stormy daniels lawyer so a paralegal

00:15:23.160 from manhattan attorney general alvin bragg's office testified on friday during former president

00:15:28.920 donald trump's hush money trial that some phone calls between michael cohen and stephanie clifford's

00:15:35.140 aka stormy daniels lawyers uh were deleted raising questions about evidentiary uh integrity and a bid to

00:15:42.660 challenge some of the evidence being put forward in president trump's business records uh falsification

00:15:47.660 trial in manhattan trump attorney uh emma bove uh asked paralegal jaden jamal schneider um in court on

00:15:56.040 monday on may 10th about roughly three pages worth of records that the attorney claimed mr bragg's

00:16:01.580 office had deleted now he confirmed those deletions uh he acknowledged that some phone call records

00:16:08.220 from 2018 between mr cohen and keith davidson uh stormy daniels's lawyer uh had been deleted along

00:16:16.000 with some records of conversations between miss clifford's manager gina rodriguez and the national

00:16:21.100 inquirer editor dylan howard about stormy's claims uh that she had an affair with president trump

00:16:26.920 uh the trump attorney alleged that the deletions were significant prompting mr jamal schneider to

00:16:32.180 dispute that character characterization though he acknowledged that some of the records had been

00:16:36.780 indeed deleted um and not just like deleted but they knew they deleted them submitted a paper

00:16:43.960 with all of the call logs with those call logs off for court records so i mean

00:16:48.520 a lot of bullshit happening in there i still think the play is for trump to just do uh violate the gag

00:16:55.860 order again and call the judges bluff because i mean the case is almost done they probably got about

00:17:01.040 another two weeks or so before this is all over um i say you just get it over with and done with

00:17:06.020 andy what's your thoughts on all of this stuff i mean look dude in all of these cases that have been

00:17:11.840 going on with trump it's been already you know the integrity of the investigation and the charges at

00:17:17.520 hand uh it's not even to the rank of questionable it's it's fraudulent and it's insane and you know

00:17:25.360 they put these buzzwords out there you know 191 felonies so that the normies will pick it up and just

00:17:30.960 use it as a talking point right you know when we see people talking about trump he's a felon he's got

00:17:37.580 191 felonies blah blah blah and they're not paying attention to any of the details and and these

00:17:44.720 people know that right like these people doing this corruption they know that all they have to do is

00:17:51.200 charge him for him to be guilty in the public eye amongst the normies picking up the msm sound clips

00:17:58.980 right this is what happened during covid it's what happened during ukraine it's what happened during

00:18:03.940 uh what's going on right now in the middle east the me too movement the me too movement like all

00:18:09.020 this shit like these people are literally like some of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet

00:18:13.240 and you can see that because when you go out in the street like these people who do investigative

00:18:17.800 or conversational reporting out in the street and they walk up to people and they say what do you

00:18:22.660 think do you do you like i saw this one this morning do you think that men have more privilege than

00:18:28.940 women in society oh absolutely okay well tell me one privilege that they have that you don't have

00:18:35.420 not a single one of these ladies could come up with a fucking thing of uh to back up anything they say

00:18:41.740 and this is a consistent theme with the progressive left and these these young voters especially or really

00:18:50.760 you know and and the white middle class women voters uh who just see a news bite or they see a

00:18:57.180 headline on cnn and they just repeat it over and over and over again and so we have those people who

00:19:02.800 will believe that but then we have the common sense crowd and then the trump supporters right

00:19:07.600 which i would characterize you know there's basically three different pie slices of people

00:19:13.660 that that are what i would call common sense there's people in the middle uh who probably identify

00:19:18.600 with libertarians more than anybody else there's people who are conservative who may not agree with

00:19:24.460 everything that trump says but they're going to vote his way anyway and then there's people who

00:19:28.120 are pro-freedom slash mega people who are going to uh you know see right through this and what's

00:19:36.340 happening here um is that the more they lean on trump and the more they push on trump his poll numbers

00:19:45.580 are going up because it's exposing the corruption in the courts so i don't necessarily think it's a bad

00:19:50.780 thing that he's having to go through all this because what it's doing is it it's it's exposing

00:19:56.220 how messed up our our justice system is and how biased it can be and people are starting to realize

00:20:02.900 especially the black community they're starting to recognize this uh and say dude this is what they've

00:20:08.740 been doing to us right and so i think that's the biggest segment of america that is actually

00:20:14.900 shifting over to trump because they recognize the corruption from their own experiences right so

00:20:23.000 um you know the more they push and the more they do this shit and the more they lean on them and the

00:20:28.500 more they lie and the more they make up shit the more likely is they're going to lose and i called

00:20:34.520 this from the beginning when alvin bragg first started this shit up i said bro this is going to blow

00:20:39.200 up in their face i was having a conversation with our boy steph from new york about this when it first

00:20:45.160 happened and he was telling me he was a smart kid i like him a lot he he uh he was like man bragg's a

00:20:50.480 bat and and steph is by the way steph is typically identified with the left and we were having a

00:20:57.060 conversation in uh dms and he's like bragg's gonna fucking get him blah blah blah i said dude watch i said

00:21:02.780 it's gonna blow up in their face and that was about a year ago you know when all this shit started happening um

00:21:09.200 and it's blowing up in their face and and i think the more they lean on them the more they persecute

00:21:13.720 them the more they judge them the more they drive nails in their own coffin that's that's how i feel

00:21:18.020 about it yeah what do you think yeah no i mean same i think i think the the part that that that this is

00:21:24.640 the part that bothers me is i i'm at a point now where i feel like the the integrity of our judicial

00:21:33.260 system at all levels local levels state levels federal levels has has been completely stained

00:21:40.620 like beyond repair almost right and so you know the part that that concerns me it's like man

00:21:46.280 how do we how does that get fixed how do you fix something that is obviously broken you know i'm

00:21:54.260 saying like we you know there's there's there's processes and procedures and and written law and

00:22:00.320 all of these i mean you got there are precedences that are being set right now that that really

00:22:07.980 concern me man and that's what i don't i don't know what this looks like what does what does our

00:22:12.720 legal system look like in 10 years yeah what is it well what does the reformation look like it's needed

00:22:16.980 right you know how do you get these people out who are willing to you know all of these attorneys

00:22:21.660 and all of the people involved in in in the georgia case in the agorian case and in this case

00:22:27.660 and uh the the fucking fed raid case yeah bro every single person involved deserves to go to jail

00:22:34.700 all of them bar license is stripped no completely barred from law if you're an fbi agent to put the

00:22:41.100 top secret folder on fucking shit that wasn't top secret took the photo did bro this is all conspiracy

00:22:46.920 it's really like rico okay and they all deserve to go to jail and they go they deserve to be made

00:22:51.780 examples of go to jail for life for what they've done because the disruption that it's caused inside

00:22:57.540 of our republic it is significant and when we look back at you know the election in 2020 which the

00:23:06.580 majority of americans believe was fraudulent not the majority of the right the majority of americans

00:23:13.900 meaning the democrats and the republicans believe that there was massive fraud when you pull them

00:23:19.740 okay and if you watch the media and you watch cnn and msnbc they act like it's absurd to even say that

00:23:25.500 but when you pull people even the democrats they all say that this is what they believe and when we look at

00:23:31.940 that and then we look at the economic damage that's happened because of covid because of the economy

00:23:37.520 because of this administration getting in we look at the societal damage the cultural damage

00:23:42.380 because of the open borders and what's going on like dude this is this is treason this is treasonous shit

00:23:49.400 and for this to be fixed every single one of those people has to be held accountable

00:23:54.760 and they they will only be held accountable if people start demanding accountability

00:23:58.960 these people do not deserve to just go out into the into the world and what i really think here dude

00:24:04.960 is i think this is good this is happening to trump that they're doing this because i think it's going to

00:24:10.680 allow these people to be held accountable because that's the presence being set right now right no

00:24:16.520 that he's not getting immunity and he said like a hundred times the presidentials deserve immunity

00:24:22.060 and if you don't give it to me and someone else gets in you're going to have to play by that rules

00:24:26.560 and he you know i've heard he's setting it up yeah bro and so like he's trying to protect them

00:24:31.400 no i don't think so i think he's just pointing out yeah that if they do this to them he's going to do

00:24:36.840 that to them and they deserve to have it happen to them you know you have hillary clinton on tv

00:24:40.940 saying this man plans to jail his political opponents yes because that's what you're doing

00:24:46.800 you're doing the same shit and these people come on tv and pander to these you know this isn't 2016

00:24:55.000 anymore bro like there's not this massive support for hillary clinton and because she lives up in you

00:25:01.840 know fucking in her ivory tower and comes out dressed in you know fucking empress outfits and

00:25:08.160 shit and some cult shit her pantsuits are so bad bro she weren't did you not see that thing she wore

00:25:12.800 she wears these things that are like robes like she thinks she's a fucking like a fucking some sort

00:25:19.560 of empress pharisees i don't know what the fuck she thinks but she believes it she thinks that she is

00:25:24.680 up here and we are all down here and there's not support for her and the reason she can't identify that

00:25:30.500 is because she's up in her ivory tower so she comes in and she says these things and everybody's like

00:25:35.880 no that's what you're doing it's very obvious that's what you're doing and the more these people

00:25:40.620 try to gaslight what they're actually doing the more people are waking up so i actually enjoy

00:25:46.580 when they put hillary clinton on tv because it wakes more people up like dude i have people in my

00:25:51.980 family who are hard core democrats and they're like bro this is fucked up you know this is bad shit

00:25:59.380 i didn't realize how bad it was and these are people coming to me in my dms being like dude

00:26:04.560 and these are like my cousins and my family and people i know and they're like dude i thought you

00:26:10.100 were crazy dude i'm like no man i like you think i don't care about you and everybody else like

00:26:14.420 people are waking up dude and for her to come for these people that her and these other people to

00:26:19.600 come on tv and say these things it's just opening up the eyes of of many more americans so

00:26:26.300 uh so i actually think it's a good thing i think dude too on top of that i think one point that

00:26:31.880 people kind of kind of miss at the bare minimum like this is this this what's happening right now

00:26:38.620 with our legal system and all these charges and all these you know uh pending felonies that trump

00:26:44.280 has on them 91 and 94 something like that indictments this is election interference bare minimum

00:26:50.140 bare minimum well andrew bailey suing him for the info on that yeah you know what i'm saying like

00:26:54.920 it's bare minimum is that it's the same thing they did for during the 2020 election like i remember

00:26:59.420 i think vivek also said it too when we had him on you know he's like you know i do believe the

00:27:03.480 election was stolen but not in the way that people think it was right because he didn't you know and

00:27:07.160 he said i don't have the evidence of all the ballot harvesting and stuff like that but bare minimum

00:27:11.480 with the the stuff that they did with the russia collusion right and like the in the biden laptop

00:27:16.800 all of that stuff like that's that that was election interference right like they're doing the exact same

00:27:21.520 thing and like we i know we've showed it there was you know that little uh little uh little post of

00:27:26.100 like it's like a uh chronological order where it's like you know there would be a trump win something

00:27:31.320 right and then you know this indictment pops up yeah then this right like or you know charges against

00:27:36.200 underbinding like they always have this like rebuttal on bullshit and it's like it's not it's not a

00:27:42.560 coincidence that all of these charges kind of came out at the same exact time yeah it's not a coincidence

00:27:46.940 that we are in election year that trump is running for president he's he absolutely absolutely has the

00:27:52.160 republican seat you know and it's not there's no coincidence here this is election interference

00:27:56.480 bare minimum you know and just because if he wins that doesn't make this shit go away either they're

00:28:01.600 still going to be they still have to be held responsible for yeah well i think a lot more about

00:28:05.660 this is going to come our way real soon yeah so we'll see man we'll see guys jumping on this

00:28:10.600 conversation down in the comments let us know what you guys think uh with that being said let's go check

00:28:15.060 some of these out man we got some interesting comments today um let's check these out guys

00:28:21.700 this first comment comes from at definitely not dj69 oh i will 100 be voting for biden if when

00:28:31.500 they roll out a voucher program for free popeye's chicken and purple kool-aid look here man listen

00:28:38.580 don't use me to do your racism yeah man that's what this is no you that takes away from your

00:28:44.920 racism that's what i'm saying i can do my shit just fine that's right that dilutes yours

00:28:48.560 so we all stop diluting dj's racism it ain't purple kool-aid bro it's purple drink yeah that's how you

00:28:58.060 know it's not that's how this listen this is this is a white dude 100 come on man come on at least

00:29:06.080 make it convinced and drop a few n words in there or something damn yeah man stop diluting dj's racism

00:29:12.680 that's that's against code man come on man be authentic get your own racism yeah let's hear your

00:29:18.840 own ideas send them back what all right uh guys this next one this next one comes from at dave z

00:29:27.120 it says no homo but i got really hard hearing about an andy presidency what you mean by that

00:29:34.860 that sounds pretty homo

00:29:36.140 i'm just saying what you mean by that yeah

00:29:41.080 trying to catch me in one of these stormy daniels cases

00:29:45.940 i did not have sexual relations with dave

00:29:51.500 with dave z

00:29:52.740 dave z i like that dave z dave z like jay-z but dave z dave z that's like the white jay-z

00:30:00.020 you see what i did there yeah no diddy bro no diddy no diddy no diddy guys

00:30:05.660 too much the alice for that guy uh this last one uh we got one more here this last one comes from

00:30:12.280 at mike lister 2169 give modot his two deke trophy uh two deke goat trophy that makes sense that's not

00:30:23.960 funny was hilarious i wish i could have seen his face i still don't know why that was funny

00:30:28.860 uh what the what are you talking about

00:30:31.860 this must be one of our foreign listeners no i think this is one of our arkansas listeners

00:30:37.700 the two dekes i love how they spell modot bro listen i don't know if you guys like when i go

00:30:45.440 through the comments it's modot everybody like there's there's like a thousands like thousand

00:30:50.140 different ways they spell his name i think it's great i think that alone is awesome i think

00:30:54.940 there's only one two deep trophy

00:30:57.700 and i got it there is only one there's only one yeah um we don't know why it was funny either

00:31:08.540 i don't know which part he's talking about i just like the two dekes i i have a hard time

00:31:13.220 comprehending i wonder if he put that there because of like the censorship like you know he couldn't spell

00:31:17.300 out dick so he put deke maybe i think he's talking about that makes sense that's not funny was the

00:31:23.600 microwave with the uh oh when madat was was giving any a blowjob yeah no when you were making terrible

00:31:31.480 jokes and we were just calling it out wait let's how does that now make sense to you okay let's revisit

00:31:39.760 we're shooting fucking radiation into food let's try it again what's your thesis what's the thesis

00:31:44.520 the thesis is very simple we have a box that people stand in front of with three feet away

00:31:50.780 from their fucking face while their hot pocket turns in circles so is it while their food is

00:31:55.240 injected with radiation then they open the box where the radiation has just been shooting at their

00:32:02.360 faces on the face yes and and then they eat the food that's been like bro i'm with you now my

00:32:09.800 question is all right we're talking about you know the author so does that are you saying that

00:32:14.260 that like passes through i don't fucking know bro people get sick from that shit who knows dude what

00:32:19.480 we made a magic box you just hit a button the shit gets hot does that make sense to you

00:32:24.460 shouldn't it like dude we we're talking about it's not fire in there

00:32:29.360 you know i'm saying like it just don't make sense to me

00:32:33.200 it's just i don't know man i don't know that shut the fuck up you don't fucking agree you don't even

00:32:39.180 know i'm just saying it doesn't make sense yeah i get it i get it yeah like it doesn't seem it was

00:32:44.920 just like a no no okay the reason i laughed guys is because it was it just seemed like you see the

00:32:49.160 thing about the cell phones like causing fucking brain tumors of people i did see that that people

00:32:54.020 holding their cell phone to their ear and causing brain tumors inside their head headaches migraines

00:32:58.580 all apparently in france they banned uh certain cell phones because of it that's bro i want to get

00:33:05.580 like an old school nokia i just want that i i want to get like an old school like before cell phone

00:33:12.180 cell phone where i don't have one oh like tomorrow yeah tomorrow like when you uh like used to send

00:33:19.260 telegrams and shit yeah like pigeons that's what i want to get back to you i want to get back to

00:33:24.380 pigeons so people just leave me to fuck alone yeah dude i don't even check my fucking email

00:33:29.940 i'm gonna look at it i emailed you yeah cool

00:33:33.400 fuck you know they text me they're like oh you didn't text me back i know

00:33:39.080 like if you're if it's that important bro you'll find me yeah right right otherwise fucking text someone

00:33:47.780 else well guys we appreciate you being real ass fans thank you guys for all the likes comments and

00:33:54.580 uh and shares make sure you guys are subscribed hit that bell notification and get uh up to date on the

00:34:00.980 latest episodes coming out as well uh with that being said man let's keep this moving uh headline

00:34:05.040 number two did you see the uh did you see that that rally that trump held yeah man in fucking new

00:34:12.180 jersey yeah holy hold on dude he held a rally like that every day leading up to the 2020 election

00:34:18.300 for the 30 days days before yeah for the whole month of october yeah so so so if we go back in

00:34:23.080 history for the whole month of october in 2020 he held a rally just like that where 50 70 000 people

00:34:31.420 showed up every single day for 30 days so let's remember that but yeah i saw this yeah uh so the

00:34:38.000 final official estimated uh the official estimate is up to 100 000 people yeah in new jersey yeah

00:34:45.240 that's the the shocking part for me bro because new jersey is is like is it was it maybe it was

00:34:52.840 is it i don't know if it is anymore hold on is it yeah because we don't really know bro i also saw a

00:35:00.240 report about the dominion's executives that the dominion machines being controlled out of canada

00:35:04.820 by chinese executives who were on the board of dominion had the ability to change it came out

00:35:10.800 this weekend so yeah i don't know man we don't really know who is what who is for what because

00:35:16.680 of the amount of election bullshit these people have been able to you know like dude if you go into

00:35:21.600 california and you know you talk to people they're sick of this shit you know you go to new york you talk

00:35:27.780 to people they're sick of this shit so how come california and new york are always fucking blue

00:35:32.760 who's to say they haven't been doing this for years in those areas because they had to get those

00:35:38.180 votes in order to even be competitive yeah that's real you know like just because this happened on a

00:35:43.060 national level allegedly allegedly doesn't mean it couldn't have been happening in those two places

00:35:49.340 for the last 30 fucking years yeah so like we don't actually question everything well dude that's

00:35:54.340 what i'm saying we don't really know how people feel where you got you know what i'm saying like bro

00:36:00.200 did you see that video um where they were at uh venice beach and and there was it was like an old

00:36:06.900 man and this guy was standing on top of a one of those uh like concrete barrier pillars and he was

00:36:14.320 asking people who they were going to vote for and this old man started saying i'm voting for biden

00:36:17.920 and the guy's like well why are you voting for biden very civil you know the guy couldn't give him any

00:36:23.120 reasons and then all of a sudden dude there was like 50 people walking by and they all started to like

00:36:27.800 circle him around all of them voted were wanting trump you know what i'm saying that's in fucking

00:36:32.300 venice beach bro yeah you know so like i don't necessarily believe that new york and california

00:36:37.960 or new jersey i don't necessarily believe that they're all these progressive left people are

00:36:43.040 democrats i i think in some of these states like michigan uh where you know the the auto industry

00:36:50.540 has traditionally been democrat because the democratic party has been for the working class

00:36:56.440 30 years ago right but without those guys realizing like hey that's that's not the case anymore and i

00:37:03.720 think they're starting to get it now so you know fuck dude i don't know man yeah i don't know but i

00:37:08.640 mean dude a hundred thousand people is insane here's a couple of clips

00:37:12.460 i mean that's a shit ton of people

00:37:23.100 a shit ton of people yeah that's a lot um but then it comes out we got polls and i promise you this is

00:37:40.720 not a trump brand i got something to cover on this uh but but leading up to this um we got some new

00:37:45.160 polls that come out um that uh this headline reads uh new york times poll trump continues to dominate

00:37:51.100 swing states soars with hispanic black and young voters former president donald trump maintains a

00:37:57.200 strong position among key swing state voters and has made historic inroads with hispanic black and

00:38:03.600 young voters new york times sienna philadelphia inquire polling found monday trump leads in five

00:38:10.560 of the six swing states in four of the five states excluding pennsylvania trump's lead is outside the

00:38:18.720 margin of error meaning that if you were to fucking run the election today trump wins no doubt he gets

00:38:26.020 all 270 plus some and these are in key states arizona georgia michigan nevada pennsylvania and wisconsin

00:38:33.160 um trump is dominating dominating well remember he was dominating in 2022 he was he was listen he had

00:38:41.420 the election won at fucking 12 o'clock one o'clock in the morning hold on i was watching it till late

00:38:47.380 yeah i went to bed at like 12 i wake up biden's winning the fucking curve goes straight up remember

00:38:54.700 that yeah the f yeah yeah yeah yeah now with all of this stuff going on right here's the interesting

00:39:02.540 piece that nobody's talking about today um this headline comes out this article comes out report

00:39:08.360 biden campaign floats virtual convention to avoid pro-palestinian protest okay well that's not why

00:39:17.460 that's not why at all come on man come on same reason he was in his basement during 2020 because he can't

00:39:25.700 get anybody to show the fuck up for him isn't that the thing though right so like in 2020 we use

00:39:30.860 what do they use to do that they use covet yeah that they create yeah right that they push that

00:39:35.800 they in covet was the excuse right now here we are in 2024 and we got all of these uh protests all over

00:39:42.680 the country pro-palestine you know this whole middle east debacle that's going on and now they're saying

00:39:48.520 he's going back to the basement because of those protests which we just reported his donors are the

00:39:53.220 ones supporting it this is this is great you can't make this up president joe biden's campaign

00:39:59.360 advisors seem to be afraid of the democrat party's voters as some are reportedly pushing for aspects

00:40:07.700 of a virtual convention to avoid protest over the administration's handling of the war between

00:40:13.040 israel and hamas political politics bureau chief jonathan martin reported friday that some of biden's

00:40:19.060 closest advisors are looking to synthesize portions of a traditional convention with 2020's iteration

00:40:26.900 uh which was conducted virtually during the coronavirus good gosh man we're good man

00:40:35.800 i mean dude this is why they don't have him campaigning because no one's going to show up

00:40:42.760 well not only that bro that's why that's why trump did those 30 uh appearances right before election day

00:40:49.160 in 2020 because he wanted to show the physical draw versus biden yeah and they were like 15 people in

00:40:56.900 fucking jeeps yeah right and trump's got tens of thousands yeah it's insane yeah they were in a

00:41:03.700 school gym with six foot circles so they could have nine people there right and so they so again so they

00:41:08.860 push the covet stuff they they enforce the lockdown so to save face for biden because he can't pull an

00:41:14.980 audience and here they go in 2024 about to do the exact same thing because they're scared of

00:41:19.760 protesters that they uh paid and supported i mean look man it's it's a good it's a good gameplay

00:41:27.280 no it ain't it's bullshit and everybody's gonna know it this time yeah you know but i don't think

00:41:33.100 that's gonna stop them from trying to cheat dude i think they're gonna fucking cheat i don't think

00:41:37.060 there's any way any way possible they're going to allow him to win whatever it takes because they

00:41:43.420 know like i've been saying they know what that's going to mean for them yeah and it's going to mean

00:41:48.780 accountability for a whole lot of people like a whole lot of people are going to get arrested and

00:41:52.300 go to jail including probably former presidents of this country so yeah there you go right there

00:41:59.460 this guy fucking ruined the country dude bro listen 100 barack obama 100 yeah i don't even want

00:42:06.560 to claim him no more i mean he dude the guy's a piece of shit i'm gonna call the committee yeah

00:42:12.440 anyway yeah i mean you know they're gonna run the same play man yep they're gonna run the exact same

00:42:21.340 play um and so i think it's just important what would you say is we know when we actually talk

00:42:26.260 about the elections themselves right like what what would you say is the important things that that

00:42:32.040 that people we the people could be doing uh both in like prep for the election and then actually get

00:42:38.020 into the election day well what would you say are the important things well i think the first

00:42:43.160 and foremost most important is that everybody votes all right like here's what happens a lot of times a

00:42:49.040 lot of people think because the candidate might have a ton of momentum right and they think it's an

00:42:56.160 automatic that they're gonna win and they're like well fuck it doesn't really matter if i vote you

00:43:00.780 know i got shit to do today blah blah blah and because they think everybody else is gonna vote but when

00:43:05.500 you have everybody thinking like that that causes a problem so i think it's very important that

00:43:09.980 everybody realize that they have to vote and if you're one of these people who believes that

00:43:15.080 the election doesn't matter and you shouldn't vote you should still go vote that way it can be proven

00:43:21.560 that the election was fraudulent so it's very important that people vote i think the second thing

00:43:27.060 is it's important that people make sure that there's checks and balances in their community

00:43:31.620 uh you know and watching these polling centers so that people aren't dropping off you know 50 000

00:43:38.220 fucking votes at 4 a.m you know i think there's going to be a need to uh literally man the polling

00:43:44.920 stations with with people and that could be of both parties i think that's you know it's not just one

00:43:50.760 party like people from both parties should be watching the polling stations to make sure that doesn't

00:43:55.220 happen um and you know i i think i think those are the two main things that need to happen

00:44:01.620 yeah yeah i mean do like one i know one simple thing too shit sign up to become an election judge

00:44:07.640 yeah you know i'm saying you get a little you get you know i think it's not enough for gas money but

00:44:12.340 you know you get paid i think it's like you know you get like 200 bucks or something so it won't be

00:44:15.700 enough to cover your gas but um yeah sign up to be an election yeah i think a lot of people just opt

00:44:20.900 out of being involved because they think other people are going to handle it and we can see where

00:44:24.280 that's gotten this country the red wave do you guys remember that yeah right you know i'm saying

00:44:29.480 here so i mean those things i think ultimately it's a civic duty man i think you know in the time

00:44:35.140 that we're in right now you you can't just trust that you know joe schmoe your neighbor is going

00:44:40.260 to take care of it well i really i really believe that that's what's happening i believe people get

00:44:44.140 overconfident they they believe that everybody else there's no way that we can lose this it's no

00:44:49.040 different than a football team going out on the field that's 11 and 0 facing a team that's not won a

00:44:54.000 game you still got to play the fucking game yeah or being up 30 to 0 at halftime yeah you can lose that

00:44:58.740 game right and so when people start thinking oh well you know we got it in the bag this and that

00:45:04.400 that's where bad things happen and i think that's what we've been suffering from for quite a while

00:45:08.260 you know people just refuse to do their part and refuse to get engaged and i think it's important

00:45:12.820 for everybody that listens to this show regardless of how you vote now uh you know i think we all know

00:45:18.000 most of the people on this show are going to vote for trump i think it's important that you go talk

00:45:21.880 to people legitimately about the issues uh because i could tell you this if the biden administration stays in

00:45:28.740 and they somehow cheat um our country will fail in the next four years our economy will collapse

00:45:35.220 you will be destitute and there will be starvation happening here and it we will be a third world

00:45:41.640 country that's that's reality we won't survive it and people think that's extremism or alarmism it's

00:45:46.780 not it's just facts and that's coming from a person who runs multiple companies who understands

00:45:51.540 the economic factors at play here okay if there's no customers there's no business there's no business

00:45:56.280 there's no economy and that's that's where we're headed right now and we got all these little

00:46:00.040 communist fucks running around demanding that you know they get part of your wealth that you've worked

00:46:05.560 your entire life for or you know if you have big dreams and you haven't created wealth they think

00:46:11.080 that you should go work for them so that they can have what the fuck you're having even though they're

00:46:15.020 not doing a goddamn thing and this comes back to the thing that i keep talking about people who don't pay

00:46:20.600 taxes who do not file a tax return should not be able to vote most of these people don't fucking

00:46:26.320 contribute they run around waiting for the government to forgive their loans or give them some benefits or

00:46:32.740 pay for their shit and in the meantime they don't do anything they don't file a tax return dude so why

00:46:37.780 the fuck are we giving them the ability to have any say in what we do i don't think those people have

00:46:42.600 i dude i i think that's a fundamental change in the voting system that needs to happen if we want to

00:46:47.380 have a productive uh prosperous country you know i also think that a lot of the financial aid that

00:46:53.820 that that i i think we need financial aid i think we need programs to help people get on their feet but

00:46:59.220 i think you know being on those programs for your entire life is unacceptable i think we have to we

00:47:04.320 have to have restrictions around that and i guarantee if you put restrictions around those things and made

00:47:09.140 it so people didn't weren't able to milk them for 30 years uh people would figure out a way to

00:47:14.340 fucking survive or they won't and and it won't matter so like dude i'm you know at this point

00:47:20.900 in time dude we need to get back to the capitalist roots of this country because you know they say

00:47:25.760 trickle-down economics doesn't work no it fucking does work it does work when the government's not

00:47:30.360 taxing the fuck out of businesses and individuals and taxing them to the point just below what would

00:47:37.920 actually cause them to financially break which is where we're at now um it does work when you're

00:47:43.020 actually involved in the system it does work when you're when you work hard and you dedicate yourself

00:47:47.620 does it work for people that don't file a tax return and sit all around all day on welfare and

00:47:51.740 fuck off no it doesn't work for them okay so but those those there's enough of those people that they

00:47:56.860 make an impact in in the vote and so uh i don't believe that i don't believe that if you're on public

00:48:03.300 assistance i don't believe that if you have not filed a current tax return that you should be able to vote

00:48:10.620 and i think we have to put real restrictions around who can vote you know uh you know not just

00:48:16.540 voter id but like you're approved to vote because you filed this you know what i'm saying contributing

00:48:21.180 member of society that's correct dude we cannot allow our country to continue because why do you

00:48:25.760 think they're importing they're importing all these people not just because they want them uh to replace

00:48:33.240 you know or or change the demographic of the country or just vote for joe biden um which they are

00:48:39.680 doing well no but they know those people are going to struggle financially so they know that if they

00:48:45.180 bring in all these people that those people will vote not just for biden but they will always vote to

00:48:51.480 take from the people who have earned their lives for themselves and if they can outnumber the amount of

00:48:57.080 people that are producing they will create a true communist system and the problem with that

00:49:01.240 is that our our our economy will collapse privately owned businesses will collapse which is what they want

00:49:06.200 and then all services all all uh goods everything will come from government which we've seen over

00:49:13.560 and over and over again throughout history does not work millions of people starve and die because the

00:49:18.400 government's so efficient the government would never so inefficient the government would never ever

00:49:23.480 ever ever be as efficient and effective as a privately owned business because a privately owned business

00:49:28.420 has motivation to earn a profit the government doesn't they're a bureaucracy they don't they don't get

00:49:34.700 rewarded for doing a good job they get what they get no matter what so you know something has to

00:49:40.660 change there and if we changed it to a situation where you know these people that are importing uh

00:49:46.520 you know now if you had a someone who's paying taxes even if they're 15 years old i don't give a

00:49:51.600 shit let them vote right if if they're a woman and they pay taxes let them vote if there are this and

00:49:56.860 they pay taxes let them vote you know what i'm saying like for real yeah like i don't care but that's fair

00:50:02.200 because we can't have these people who aren't working who aren't providing who aren't contributing

00:50:06.560 to the country having a say especially when there's becoming more and more and more of them

00:50:10.440 because they're importing them now it's a conflict of interest it totally dude bare minimum it's not

00:50:14.860 right yeah yeah well guys jumping on this conversation down in the comments let us know what you guys

00:50:21.020 think uh with that being said let's get to our third and final headline headline number three

00:50:25.580 hello number three reads farmers will now get paid to test their dairy cows for bird flu

00:50:33.860 now this is an interesting one stay with me guys because i want to i want to let's connect some dots

00:50:39.200 here um sandy um headline uh the article continues federal authorities on friday pledged nearly 200

00:50:50.520 million dollars in an attempt to control the spread of bird flu on dairy farms some of that money would

00:50:57.540 go directly to farms to help them reduce the spread of the virus uh cover veterinarian costs and

00:51:03.420 compensate farmers who've lost milk because of sick cows the money is also intended to encourage

00:51:10.860 testing of both dairy cows and the people who work closely with them a key step experts say in

00:51:17.900 understanding the true scope of bird flu also known as h5n1 across the united states quote

00:51:23.600 incentives work very well to get a better understanding of epidemiology uh said caitlin

00:51:29.500 jetolina who tracks illnesses for a website called your local epidemiologist right now there is no

00:51:36.340 requirement for dairy cows to be tested unless they're being moved across state lines according

00:51:40.740 to a recent federal order otherwise the decision is left to the farmers now during a press briefing

00:51:47.340 um friday agriculture secretary tom uh vilsack said around 80 cows had been tested since the order

00:51:54.580 went into effect a usda spokesperson later clarified that since the order went into effect an additional

00:51:59.520 80 tests have been conducted daily um as of friday 42 herds in nine states colorado uh idaho kansas

00:52:08.260 michigan new mexico north carolina south dakota ohio and texas uh had been affected by the outbreak quote

00:52:14.760 those 42 family farm operations are suffering and we want to make sure we're there to provide help

00:52:21.440 and assistance uh vilsack state um the usda will offer 98 million dollars to affected farms over the

00:52:27.740 next four months which could equate to as much as 28 000 per farm vilsack said now again farmers will now

00:52:37.600 get paid to test the dairy cows for this bird flu okay uh now we got to go back got to go back to like

00:52:46.560 2020 2021 do you remember uh do you remember people being able to get paid to do kobe tests

00:52:53.800 right yeah a decent amount of money almost 200 a test in some places depending on what state you guys are in

00:53:03.360 um this is actually from straight from uh the department of health and human human services

00:53:07.940 their own h uh hhs.gov website talking about this now what was the that was an issue with with the

00:53:15.960 kobe tests what was it with the the the uh the pcr rate pcr test uh the cycle rate on the pcr test was

00:53:24.200 turned up to such a rate where if you even had like one little uh molecule of a virus not enough

00:53:31.560 not enough viral load to actually get you sick it would still test you positive yeah it's almost a

00:53:37.460 direct quote then they took itself yeah and then they took the case numbers and made the so what

00:53:44.560 they did was if you guys remember they incentivized doctors offices and organizations to pcr test their

00:53:51.840 people and then they took those test results from the cycle rate that was turned up super high which

00:53:57.420 like i said would detect an amount of virus that didn't have the viral load to actually get someone

00:54:03.280 sick it would turn out as a positive kobe test and then they took that and they created the hysteria

00:54:09.400 around kobe okay so what this sounds like to me is they're doing the same thing with bird flu

00:54:14.300 so they're gonna they're gonna provide these tests you know they're gonna cycle the rate up they're gonna

00:54:19.700 say look at this bird flu outbreak and then they're gonna create a massive fucking situation where

00:54:24.280 their likelihood what they'll probably do is they'll say it's time to kill all these animals

00:54:28.780 right which will create a fucking situation where we're starving this dude the fucking paintings on the

00:54:36.220 hall yeah i mean listen like i mean and that's not just us saying that i mean this is i wouldn't be

00:54:41.060 surprised if they put the fucking virus in the motherfucking tests dude to get them into the fucking

00:54:46.440 system well so listen there's some interesting things with this by the way this is the article

00:54:50.120 from new york time uh or uh new york yeah new york times um your coronavirus test is positive

00:54:56.580 maybe it shouldn't be um where they go in detail when they talk about that specifically

00:55:01.600 um stating how uh in three sets of tested data that included uh cycle uh cycle thresholds right

00:55:08.320 um comply compiled by officials in massachusetts new york and nevada up to 90 percent of people

00:55:15.840 testing positive carried barely any virus they didn't care though they just wanted to scare the

00:55:22.120 fuck out of people and create hysteria so that they could justify the state of emergency which took

00:55:26.400 away our rights now and let me ask you the question when you incentivize a behavior what do you get

00:55:31.040 the behavior more of it yeah right and so if they're incentivizing now now let's pay attention to who's

00:55:38.760 actually being affected by this because i think that's also very very important um we're not talking

00:55:43.380 about you know these big massive you know corporate farms what are we talking about 42 family farm

00:55:49.940 operations small business small family farms where i'm sure that these cows are literally all they're

00:55:55.720 gonna go through and they're gonna say all these little farms got to destroy their cattle destroy

00:55:59.860 their livestock they're gonna put them out of business they're gonna leave the corp the big

00:56:03.700 corporate farming operations out of it and then when the farmers can't pay their fucking farms off

00:56:08.880 because they can't pay their property tax the government's gonna re-confiscate the land

00:56:12.440 which is what they're doing to create the idea of you will own nothing and you will be happy

00:56:18.580 this is how the government reclaims quote-unquote property it's not really reclamation in the first

00:56:24.880 place because you don't own your property right like even if you have your property paid off you

00:56:29.200 still got to pay the government to own your property fuck that yeah okay yeah but here's a scheme

00:56:34.280 it's a scheme yeah we don't own shit as individuals right we pay fucking 40 income tax plus all the

00:56:41.440 other tax we pay which equals way over 50 when we add it all up then we pay if we decide to build

00:56:47.440 something with our life they want us to pay a 40 capital gains tax which means if i build a billion

00:56:52.320 dollar business i got to pay them 400 million dollars just because it means that they're my

00:56:56.540 partner fuck you you're not my partner then out of that 600 million i get to keep when i die they get

00:57:02.380 65 of it okay this is the system that we live in people do not understand the tax code we are not

00:57:08.360 free we are fucking slaves and this is just another example it's almost in the exact parallel example

00:57:15.020 of what they did to small businesses owned by the middle class during covid but now they're doing it

00:57:21.660 with farms and so you know this is what they're going to try to do that and four years ago what they

00:57:27.600 try to do and they did this in canada and they did this in europe to a lot of people until the farmers

00:57:31.500 fucking got sick of it they increased they remember the supply chain issues well they it caused massive

00:57:38.260 fertilizer increases and massive feed increases and massive fuel these farms barely make a profit bro

00:57:45.600 they pay in a good time yes and and these people understand that if they turn up the expenses on these

00:57:52.160 farmers that these farms are going to go go out just like these small businesses were and the government's

00:57:57.080 going to actually end up owning them again so you know that's that's how i see this playing out dude

00:58:03.080 and it's so interesting man because they're running this play right now and again guys like listen

00:58:07.100 this is a speculative show right we just try to connect the dots how we see them um but that is that

00:58:13.040 that makes sense yeah it's what well that's because that's what they do it's exactly it's not a

00:58:18.080 conspiracy they fucking do this like this is what the fuck they do like this is what they do this is what

00:58:23.560 they're doing they're doing this is other we are part of the world economic forum agenda here in the

00:58:29.620 united states they are already doing this all through western europe that's remember all those

00:58:34.800 farmers that revolted that's what this shit's about okay it was all the farming restrictions that were

00:58:39.740 creating a situation where farmers couldn't operate and they were going to lose their fucking farms

00:58:43.340 up in canada they've been doing this to farmers for the last four years and many of these farmers have

00:58:48.400 lost their land had their land reclaimed by the fucking canadian government which is

00:58:52.380 total communist government already um and and dude now they're trying to do it here and the

00:58:59.660 reason that we're behind everybody in this agenda is because we have fucking guns so they can't come

00:59:04.980 in and just force us like they've been doing in europe and like they've been doing in canada

00:59:08.820 they have to inch it forward and so yeah dude i think this is a much bigger story than people are

00:59:13.900 paying attention to because what will happen is that when they start testing these cattle they will say

00:59:19.680 there's a huge massive bird flu outbreak on all these family farms and then they will say these

00:59:25.180 big corporate farms are immune from it and they will fucking straight up do that bro and they'll

00:59:29.180 remove the ability to get truly farm grown farm raised beef and then and then all we'll be able to get is

00:59:39.720 their bullshit and then if we don't want to if they decide they don't want us to have meat all they got

00:59:44.440 to do is stop selling it to us you know and by the way we all know what the kind of meat we get from

00:59:48.740 those fucking places we get the bullshit we get all the fucking chemicals and all the shit injected

00:59:54.420 into them right like dude well that's a big move too dude like i know a lot of government should not

00:59:59.420 be involved at all in your ability to buy locally grown food or meat at all they have no right to be

01:00:07.520 involved in that no no and like dude i know i know quite a few people um that that have done the

01:00:15.060 whole you know uh like local owned locally sourced stuff like the raw milk and stuff like that i don't

01:00:20.460 i don't know too many people like local to to me i would like to do that stuff um bro it's all over

01:00:26.360 that's my taylor really yeah because i mean like dude there's a big movement you know i'm saying but

01:00:31.560 now this appears to be like their threat to kind of kind of quash that you know most people have never

01:00:37.120 even had like a fault like an actual steak bro all they've gotten is these bullshit antibiotic

01:00:42.160 fucking hormone induced steaks they've never had a real steak they've never had a real steak from a

01:00:49.120 real cow that has been raised the right way they they've never had a an elk steak that someone just

01:00:56.360 like shot in the fucking woods and brought it straight to the table like dude i'm not a hunter

01:01:01.320 but i've had good elk steaks from my buddies they sent them to me fuck bro you guys are

01:01:07.120 like dude and this is shit we can provide for ourselves right and this is this is the biggest

01:01:12.580 case for hunting in my opinion you know you guys know i'm not a hunter but mainly because i love

01:01:17.220 animals and i if i have to and shit gets weird i'm gonna go kill some fucking animals because like

01:01:21.760 i'm not gonna starve but uh but at the end of the day you know these people shouldn't be involved in

01:01:28.540 the ability it should be total capitalism it should be if you want to buy it if i want to buy my my cows

01:01:34.920 from my father-in-law out at his farm i can do that if i want to buy them from the grocery store

01:01:40.020 from one of the big global corps i can do that and when they should be allowed to compete on even

01:01:44.460 playing field and because these motherfuckers have so much money they're creating all these rules and

01:01:49.480 dude nothing about this is good for us and so we have to get in a place where we all understand what's

01:01:56.760 actually going on there is a very anti-human it's not just anti-american it's anti-human being agenda

01:02:03.400 that part of the population is like just screaming and support for like dude this is not about

01:02:11.080 green earth this is not about like dude we had a uh curtis bowers on who's written

01:02:17.440 two different produced two different very very good movies agenda and agenda 2 which you can get on

01:02:24.040 amazon talk about the the green movement and the the uh what the fuck do they call it the

01:02:32.020 eco movement or whatever the fuck that you know great of thumb what she call it like the new new

01:02:37.620 green deal and whatever fucking idiot shit climate change yeah bro do you understand that if we

01:02:43.760 eliminate all the carbon dioxide production do you know what would happen to the plants like do you

01:02:49.440 not remember like in the fucking first science class you ever took where it said trees make oxygen

01:02:56.680 humans make carbon dioxide which feed the trees like if you really want the fucking plants and the

01:03:02.860 the trees to grow properly you need carbon dioxide for that to fucking happen and like these fucking

01:03:08.900 idiots who are you know they're being straight up lied to you know because dude everybody cares about

01:03:15.200 the environment we all care about the environment but you fucking idiots just don't know how it works

01:03:20.060 so like i want to save the planets but and say save the earth and the trees by killing them off

01:03:26.440 it's whatever dude like but that's it's just the whole environmental uh movement is it is is a vessel

01:03:35.260 for communism globally and you know people buy it yeah guys jump in on this conversation down in the

01:03:43.600 comments let us know what you guys think and uh let us know down there i like cows i like to eat

01:03:52.080 them i bro i listen yeah i fuck a good steak up yep i fuck it bro i like them as animals too but i'm

01:03:59.220 just i'm not gonna stop eating them i want what's the what's the the hairy one name like the curly

01:04:03.240 highland yeah the highland yeah i want a highland cow yeah they're cool i'll change i'll take the pool

01:04:07.620 out i would have a cow i would have pet cows that i wouldn't eat but i would eat other people's cows

01:04:12.240 oh i'll eat somebody else's cow in a minute yeah you know that's the way it is those are my cows

01:04:17.640 yeah they're on my fucking squad bro i'm not eating them yeah but i want one of those highland

01:04:23.440 cows man those things look just cool yeah they do they look so cool yeah i wouldn't be i wouldn't

01:04:28.540 be opposed to getting the dairy cows and shit but you know i'm lactose bro milk fucks me up does it

01:04:33.300 my bad y'all probably try it whole milk bro well i use the the the fair life shit or the raw milk i

01:04:40.360 mean the raw well see that's what i was about to say because like i've heard people say like

01:04:43.160 but like i'm still like bro listen it's bad yeah well like i go listen i will clear this whole

01:04:48.060 building out you know what i'm saying you give me some real milk yeah i know

01:04:51.540 you're the only guy i know that takes shits that last over an hour

01:04:56.760 anyway yeah well you know this is very dangerous and people should pay attention to the story because

01:05:04.920 this is how they they reconfiscate land and eliminate food supply and create dependency on

01:05:09.800 the government and make it seem like a good idea that's right yeah that's real rare um guys that

01:05:14.680 was our third and final headline let's get into our final segment of the show as always thumbs up

01:05:21.440 or dumb as fuck this is where we bring headline up we talk about it it'll get one of those two

01:05:25.660 options uh so that being said let's get into this uh andy let me ask you a question are you a uh do

01:05:30.760 you like pranks well as long as they're not on pranks on me oh okay so you like i like them on other

01:05:37.380 people gotcha yeah have you did you because i feel like like bro i know the high school you

01:05:41.960 man motherfucker everybody ever prank me you know anybody that's ever pranked me no actually i don't

01:05:47.100 that's because they're dead well like i feel like i feel like i like i know the high school you went

01:05:57.100 to did y'all do any like like like senior pranks and shit did you did you ever they they did but i

01:06:02.680 didn't do that you didn't participate nah is that just like you pleading the fifth or like no i don't

01:06:07.700 i mean like this shit's not like dude you're not a big prank guy no the prank the dude did you see

01:06:13.920 the one i sent you from that fucking dude on the golf course oh that's funny any because that's

01:06:17.400 exactly what i got here oh this is fucking good bro uh this is what i read to get the fuck out of

01:06:25.420 here golfers just about killed their pawpaw with the fake snake on the string now this is one that i

01:06:31.920 laughed my ass off but if it had happened to me you'd all be dead no fucking question bro i do not

01:06:38.080 fuck with fucking snakes i get it i get it uh the headline article uh reads it says there's a fine

01:06:43.620 line between pranking your pawpaw and elder abuse um so the golfers in this video are riding uh that

01:06:50.220 line with this fake snake on a string prank see this officially uh it's a little cruel to do something

01:06:57.380 like this to an older gentleman who is just trying to enjoy a day out of the golf course unofficially

01:07:02.520 this is one of the funniest things i've ever seen uh this is one of those videos where you laugh

01:07:08.460 uh your you know what off as you simultaneously feel bad for the person that's the butt of the

01:07:15.060 joke uh when the footage first picks up the older man is giggling about something i'm assuming he just

01:07:20.260 got done wrapping up a world-class dad joke but he stops laughing pretty fast when his friends

01:07:25.640 warn him that a snake is going after his feet in reality one of the golfers had attached the snake

01:07:31.180 to the man's pants with some fishing line so he was dragging behind him it's tough to tell

01:07:36.520 uh that though when you are the person getting pranked in the heat of the moment here's the video

01:07:41.280 here's the clip okay including people who have a dead tree and let it fall in a neighbor's car

01:07:47.220 i don't like things

01:08:13.320 fuck dude he about broke his back hit that golf cart breathe

01:08:24.860 dude that's fucking funny if that were me if that were me i would kill those dudes

01:08:33.280 you'd be you'd be in a fucking hole what happened to dj i don't know man

01:08:37.360 fucking didn't show up to work bro bro that's some fucking funny ass shit but like not funny

01:08:45.400 at the same time dude first you see how hard he hit that golf cart dude he goes from laughing

01:08:51.880 to fucking scared shitless

01:08:53.260 i don't like snakes bro he stays so calm i don't like snakes you don't say

01:09:22.260 oh fuck dude that's a good one

01:09:26.840 i'm just glad it wasn't me dude i would straight up shit my pants

01:09:33.020 motherfucker that would be the end of my day of golf

01:09:36.720 oh fuck remember i got heart problems bro that's real you can't fuck with me like that that's real

01:09:41.740 fuck

01:09:42.940 dude i love how the guy just goes i don't like snakes

01:09:48.620 it's not like forrest gump oh man oh dude how sore you think he was the next day after hitting

01:09:56.320 that golf cart like he listen i'm surprised he didn't break a hip bro fuck man there's a golf

01:10:02.480 cart all right dude that's bad bro when i first saw that i fucking watched it a hundred times

01:10:08.640 i watched it a hundred times man listen bro we need we need to get somebody around here with that

01:10:14.200 one yeah yeah i could uh sal don't listen to the show because he's too busy we get sal with it

01:10:19.000 get sal yeah i'll attach a i'll i'll put a black person on the official line and attach it to him

01:10:24.180 that was funny that was funny was it

01:10:36.920 nah dude

01:10:47.160 fuck those snakes man yeah fuck the snakes bro do you see that fucking video of fucking tarzan

01:10:58.180 handling that king cobra oh yeah you know mike holston tarzan yeah yeah fucking bro the real

01:11:04.440 tarzan on fucking uh instagram bro i was watching his reels like two hours the other night bro he's

01:11:11.020 got one that he just posted like over the weekend it's like this fucking huge king cobra and he's

01:11:16.620 like best comment wins i said best comment is nope it got like 2 000 fucking likes on it yeah bro

01:11:24.700 yeah you don't like snakes fuck no dude fucking snakes are bad they're demons yeah

01:11:30.000 dude they're demonic i just don't fuck with the venomous ones i don't fuck with any of them bro

01:11:35.620 i'm okay with like non-venomous snakes but i don't understand how you could like snakes like how

01:11:40.080 could someone like a snake i mean they're cool creatures bro no they're not how they move no

01:11:45.460 they're intelligent smart how are they smart i mean like bro i mean just survival wise they're smart

01:11:52.520 like incredibly smart like and they're they can feel like you're just lying right no they can be

01:11:57.100 very social too is he making this up he's definitely no i've had a snake i got two snakes i still have

01:12:03.460 one snake yeah it fucking died because you didn't fucking take care of it no it was fucking like 13

01:12:09.040 years old bro captive snakes don't live that long how long do snakes live well if there's a lot they

01:12:13.440 live like a thousand years don't they yeah well i mean pelosi's still here yeah that's what i'm saying

01:12:19.620 how long does the snake live it depends like if they're in captivity it's not that long but like

01:12:25.320 out in the wild bro they can live pretty long

01:12:26.960 wait for my life spans range from two to 50 years two to 50 yeah dude you know what's crazy

01:12:36.820 dude you know what i want to get i want to get elephants that'd be cool bro i've been seeing some

01:12:42.360 cool elephant videos on instagram man elephants are pretty awesome you get your baby though and

01:12:46.680 they're real smart yeah no dude yeah i want to get well dude you can't i don't think you can get

01:12:51.320 babies because like unless you have your adults have babies because like they're like super bonded

01:12:56.140 yeah but fuck dude that'd be cool how much do elephants cost a lot like how do you what's a lot

01:13:01.820 how much does the elephant cost i know giraffes are like 400 grand anywhere between 30 to 40 000

01:13:08.660 no that's it yeah fuck dude i'm gonna get a whole i'm gonna get a whole herd oh that's a dead elephant

01:13:14.640 i don't want that the price of a dead elephant is about 30 to 40 000 for his tusks oh that's just

01:13:24.460 for the tusk dude but that's gonna get ready have you ever seen that video have you seen that have you

01:13:30.240 seen that have you seen that video where the people are people are the elephants like there's like

01:13:35.360 five people lined up and he's reaching out over the the cage like the top of the whatever and

01:13:41.640 he's like touching all of them and then this one chick has her phone and he fucking punches her in

01:13:45.160 the face with his trunk no fucking pictures bitch anyway yeah all right well cool man we got thumbs up

01:13:54.080 yeah that was funny thumbs up i agree i agree i hope he's all right he looks like he handled it pretty

01:14:00.960 good no i took it like a chair that guy seemed like he was already plotting his revenge you know

01:14:06.660 i'm saying these guys seem like they've been doing this shit to each other for a long time like that's

01:14:10.620 the that's every time they go golf you could see it on his face when he was yeah he's like i'm gonna

01:14:14.920 fucking kill these dudes yeah he probably is yeah all right what if that's the next thing in recent

01:14:20.380 news a man killed four people on the golf course yeah well thumbs up to that man guys andy

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