REAL AF with Andy Frisella - October 29, 2020


82. Horsepower Or Horsesh＊t： It's Your Choice

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clydesdale analogy
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Andy Frisella
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Transheiser Bush Andy Priscilla
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In this episode of The Realists, Andy Priscilla talks about the importance of being the right kind of person and how to get where you want to go in life, and the difference between the two types of people in the world.

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00:00:00.000 told my teacher dumb bitch i'm gonna get millions watch this in the project living down spoke it 1.00
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00:00:11.920 250 what's up guys it's andy priscilla and this is the show for the realists say goodbye to the 0.95
00:00:17.440 lies the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys before
00:00:24.760 i get into this real talk episode i'm not even sure how long it's going to take i think it might
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00:01:27.480 once in a while we're going to talk about what's going on in the world and today i'm going to talk
00:01:31.200 a little bit about that but not a whole lot uh but mainly what we talk about here is how to get 0.62
00:01:38.240 where you want to go right in other words aka how to fucking win now winning isn't the most popular 0.78
00:01:45.000 thing right now you know it seems like most people are more concerned with ranking themselves 0.97
00:01:51.220 on how big of a victim they can be all right so if you're one of these people that likes to whine
00:01:55.280 all the time and cry and thinks that life is a competition for the biggest sob story uh this isn't 0.98
00:02:02.520 the show for you you're not going to like it this is a show for people that want to fucking win and 0.93
00:02:07.260 people who are willing to work and speaking of work that's what we're going to talk about today 0.95
00:02:12.640 okay now you all know there's two major political parties in america and they're represented by 0.96
00:02:18.660 animals right republicans are the elephants and democrats are the donkeys and in the world of 0.84
00:02:23.940 politics when you see an elephant symbol you know that that stands for something and when you see a
00:02:28.980 donkey symbol you know that stands for something else these two animals represent completely different
00:02:35.060 philosophies different ideas and different values now whether that's good or bad those animals they do
00:02:41.460 help us classify people if someone's wearing an elephant uh you know we draw certain conclusions about
00:02:46.720 them if someone's carrying a sign with a donkey on it we make other assumptions about them uh and right
00:02:52.580 now the vast majority of the country is very divided based upon what preferred animal they identify with
00:03:00.400 i'm actually going to take a couple minutes today and build an analogy around this animal to show you
00:03:06.380 that there's basically three types of people in this world depending on what it is you want for your life
00:03:11.960 you need to choose to be the right kind of person all right and it is a choice so what am i talking
00:03:19.040 about what animal could i possibly be talking about right the animal i'm talking about today is considered
00:03:24.160 to be uh an endangered species okay it's one of the largest breeds of horses on the planet it can be up
00:03:29.880 to six and a half feet tall and weigh up to two thousand pounds all right they're versatile too
00:03:35.440 it can be a show horse it could be a war horse that could be a pulling horse it's just an enormous beast
00:03:42.040 of an animal all right these animals this horse particularly could pull up to eight thousand pounds
00:03:46.720 and they didn't originate in america but america has more of these horses than any other country at the
00:03:52.420 time and if you're from st louis you're going to know what horse i'm talking about i'm talking about
00:03:57.520 the clydesdale horse a clydesdale is a flemish draft horse that a lot of people think comes from
00:04:05.300 scotland but it's actually a flemish horse and it was exported all around the world to australia new
00:04:10.820 zealand and the united states and many other places okay it's been used to build cities build countries
00:04:16.780 and like i already said to fight wars it's an extremely important and valuable creature to the history of
00:04:24.060 humanity and you've probably seen these horses you know in super bowl ads if you don't know what i'm
00:04:28.200 talking about these are the horses that pull the budweiser cart you might recognize that right here
00:04:33.660 in st louis this is a huge part of our culture anheiser bush is a family-owned brewery here in
00:04:39.840 st louis uh if you're a fan of the cardinals you understand how important these horses are to the 0.93
00:04:46.180 legacy of the st louis cardinals all right and if you're not a cardinals fan sucks to be you but
00:04:51.620 regardless uh i don't think people understand how important these horses are okay i don't think
00:04:58.800 people understand how much you should want one of these horses to represent what you're about a lot
00:05:05.500 of people out there if they pay attention to horses at all they pay attention you know to the prancing
00:05:10.800 horses the race horses they watch the kentucky derby or the preakness or the belmont stakes and then
00:05:17.040 you know they get interested in these fast horses with the weird ass names right like sea hero and
00:05:23.140 animal kingdom and california chrome right it's just like weird i know i'm not the only one that
00:05:29.440 thinks these names are weird but i did find out in my research that in 1916 in kentucky derby there was
00:05:34.940 a horse named the cock i thought that was a decent name but anyway uh you know these horses get all
00:05:40.920 the glory okay and these horses they win the big race they earn millions of dollars for their owners 0.99
00:05:47.240 they get paraded around they prance around everybody celebrates them with their fancy fucking hats and you 0.99
00:05:51.640 know what happens next they get old they get slow and guess what happens they get shot all right 0.99
00:05:58.940 that's what happens to these horses clydesdales don't get that attention or respect they deserve and i
00:06:06.420 think that kind of sucks clydesdales are unlike any other creature out there in the world that's why 1.00
00:06:11.740 i've built this analogy around this magnificent beast i've shared it with my team i'm going to
00:06:16.720 share it with you this actually comes straight from my meeting that i gave this monday all right and
00:06:21.820 here it is there's three types of people in this world there's clydesdales there's the clydesdale crew
00:06:27.720 and then there's the clydesdale critic let's start with the clydesdale itself when you look at one
00:06:34.300 what do you see you see a creature that's big and strong but i bet you didn't know it's also one of
00:06:40.380 the most intelligent horses as well people don't generally know that these horses are extremely
00:06:45.220 intelligent they're big they're beautiful they're powerful they're determined they're hard driving
00:06:51.060 creatures that have literally shaped the landscape of many countries across the globe so when you see a
00:06:57.620 clydesdale it's usually pulling something that's what draft horses do it could be pulling a plow
00:07:03.520 could be pulling a cart but when you think of the budweiser clydesdales they pull this huge wagon
00:07:09.440 of beer that's how most people think of them because that's what we see we see this team of
00:07:14.240 eight beautiful clydesdales pulling this big red wagon of budweiser beer down the road and that's
00:07:19.880 what's ingrained in our head that started in 1933 at the end of prohibition anheiser bush which is local
00:07:26.060 here like i mentioned had a great idea the team of horses was gifted within the family and then used
00:07:31.860 for promotions all over you know like i said if you're a cardinals fan you know how important the
00:07:36.440 clydesdales are to st louis and to the culture of the st louis cardinals baseball all right if you're
00:07:41.720 not a cardinals fan you probably should be that's just the facts but at any rate the bottom line is
00:07:48.480 is whether they're pulling a wagon full of budweiser beer or they're pulling a wagon full of soldiers and
00:07:53.980 equipment or whether they're uh pulling a plow clydesdales are workhorses they're very smart
00:08:00.720 workhorses and in my analogy the clydesdale is the person who is the workhorse okay it's the person who
00:08:08.180 puts in the massive effort to get things moving keep things moving to make sure that they and their crew
00:08:15.840 get the job done okay they are the real power of the team they pull a lot of weight that's what a
00:08:22.960 draft horse does that's what a draft horse is built for to pull a lot of weight okay and the wagon ain't 0.97
00:08:31.060 moving an inch without them so nothing gets done without the clydesdale that's the first type of
00:08:36.320 person okay now remember i said that clydesdales are considered in danger now i don't know if the
00:08:43.220 people who are willing to be the workhorse so to speak will ever go and stick but i can tell you this
00:08:48.480 they're a lot more fucking rare than they used to be and they're getting more and more rare every day
00:08:53.700 so if you really are a clydesdale you understand that your job is to be the main strength of your 0.91
00:09:01.800 team you understand that you are the main pulling power okay you don't complain about that you aren't
00:09:08.160 surprised that you're sore from all the effort that you put in that you ache from that effort of
00:09:13.580 training so hard and pulling so hard and straining so hard you don't resent the team that rides in
00:09:19.320 the cart you accept it you know your role you embrace it i mean clydesdale guys is a workhorse a
00:09:27.220 warhorse and a show horse which means you pull whatever the wagon you're hitched to and you pull
00:09:33.580 it with maximum effort you attack the challenge like it's your worst enemy and you do it with some 0.98
00:09:38.840 motherfucking swag you know why because you're a clydesdale people don't show up to watch 1.00
00:09:44.940 donkeys pull a fucking wagon down the road they show up to watch motherfucking clydesdales okay 1.00
00:09:51.500 now we all know that you can't do anything without the clydesdale but a clydesdale can't do everything 1.00
00:09:59.920 itself that's why there's the second type of person the clydesdale crew okay these are the type of
00:10:06.320 people that won't necessarily be the main workhorse but each play a super important role in getting
00:10:12.500 things moving right they polish the wagon they check the wheels they maintain the axles they make sure
00:10:18.540 the horses are fed and watered they make sure that that horse is healthy they hitch up the horse they
00:10:24.700 take care of it they brush the horse they do all the things needed so that the clydesdale can do its
00:10:30.480 part okay this is what they do they provide essential support for the clydesdale which pulls
00:10:38.500 the most weight they know that he is the driving force that's moving them but they also understand 0.91
00:10:45.100 that he can't do without them they don't say oh fuck you know that big clydesdale gets all the credit 0.98
00:10:51.960 they don't complain when they're moving down the street and someone shouts damn look at the size of 0.99
00:10:56.920 that horse it's beautiful right they're happy to be a part of the crew they know that when the horse 0.97
00:11:03.220 and the crew work together shit gets done we get where we want to go people get helped products get 0.76
00:11:10.820 served businesses get built cities get built wars get won okay and there's a lot of people out there 0.92
00:11:19.020 that are these kind of people they're members of the clydesdale crew this is a great thing all right
00:11:24.560 these are good people who understand that not everybody's a six and a half foot tall two thousand 0.78
00:11:29.320 pound fucking workhorse all right they are happy to fulfill their role on the team if you're this 0.96
00:11:35.520 type of person you should feel good about yourself as long as you know that your role is to assist the 1.00
00:11:41.100 clydesdale as he or she does you know what he or she does which is all the heavy pulling all right
00:11:47.280 do everything you can to make sure that big ass horse can do its job okay these people take all the
00:11:53.520 little details seriously they take all the little details and take care of them so that the big 0.96
00:11:58.240 horse can hitch up and start to fucking pull all right but then we got the third type of person 0.68
00:12:03.000 which is the clydesdale critic i'm not using that term and you know an overly negative sense we hear 0.95
00:12:09.520 the term critic now we automatically think like troll or hater that's not how i'm using it i'm using it
00:12:14.660 the same way we think of a movie critic right movie critics don't make the movies they don't act they
00:12:19.280 don't direct they don't produce they just share their opinion about whether the movie was good or
00:12:23.360 bad clydesdale critics are the same right they may be positive they may be negative they may see the
00:12:29.940 wagon go down the road and say oh you know what that's a nice looking horse or they may see it and 0.99
00:12:33.500 say what the fuck is the point of a big ass horse you know a racehorse it looks way better right they 0.99
00:12:39.300 may say shit like well the wagon's moving too slow or maybe we should paint that wagon blue instead of red 1.00
00:12:45.320 the bottom line is whether they offer a compliment or talk shit clydesdale critics do nothing to help 1.00
00:12:53.200 move anything they're spectators they're bystanders okay these are people that hang out and literally 0.99
00:12:58.920 stand there and hang around and wait for the clydesdales to pass by and they don't do a damn 0.92
00:13:05.600 thing this is what the vast majority of the human race is like the clydesdale critic okay they aren't
00:13:12.300 powerful workhorses they aren't helpful members of the crew they don't do any of the heavy lifting 0.98
00:13:18.280 they don't assist with the details they just talk they say nice things that really don't mean shit 0.99
00:13:24.280 they say mean things that really don't mean shit they literally do nothing to provide any value or 0.98
00:13:30.860 contribution to what the fuck we're trying to do okay these are non-contributing zeros non-contributing 0.99
00:13:38.980 zeros okay now ideally everyone would be a clydesdale right like we all want to be the clydesdale 0.97
00:13:48.040 right it sounds cool like everybody you know the clydesdale gets people oohing and ahhing and it gets
00:13:54.120 people to brush it and it gets people to water and it gets people to feed it but you got to remember 0.88
00:13:57.660 man that clydesdale works his fucking ass off okay and some people are never going to be clydesdales 0.94
00:14:04.960 now you might be in the clydesdale crew right now and you might decide you want to be a clydesdale 0.98
00:14:10.200 but guys i just have to tell you it's a different role all right not everybody's built to be a
00:14:15.300 clydesdale some people are built to be part of the clydesdale crew but i'm telling you right now no
00:14:19.740 matter what team you're on whether you're on a sports team whether you're on a church team whether
00:14:24.240 you're on a business team whether you're and i'm not talking about just being the ceo i'm you know
00:14:29.460 there's multiple teams inside of a big team you know be the clydesdale of your team right that's
00:14:36.220 what you should aspire to be but still even so even with those aspirations not everybody's going
00:14:41.420 to be built to be a part of the clydesdale crew okay so you have to decide which of those two options
00:14:46.760 you're going to be because those are your choices clydesdale or crew because the third option the
00:14:52.660 clydesdale critic is unacceptable non-contributing zero remember if you want to be happy if you want to
00:14:58.840 be successful if you want to be a good human being who feels good about your life you can't 0.98
00:15:03.860 be the fucking critic you can't just stand there sharing your worthless opinion doing absolutely 0.98
00:15:09.960 nothing while the real contributing members of society pull their weight and move their wagons down 1.00
00:15:15.660 the road of progress and productivity okay that's what we're here to do guys at the end of the day i 0.97
00:15:22.360 don't give a shit if your favorite animal is a donkey or an elephant all right i don't care which way 0.97
00:15:26.500 you vote america isn't going to be better off if we have more donkeys or more elephants it's going 1.00
00:15:31.540 to be better off if we have more fucking clydesdales and more people committed to helping the big horses 1.00
00:15:36.140 in our society pull their weight and do what they need to do to move the wagons to win the wars and to 0.98
00:15:42.720 do the work necessary to make this country the best it possibly can be 0.99
00:15:48.480 tell my teacher dumb bitch i'm gonna get millions watch this in the project living down spoke it till 1.00
00:15:54.160 existed 0.99
00:15:54.620 while i i'm from where you can't trust you so welcome to my
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