820. Andy & DJ CTI： Biden Pardons Hunter, Trump Selects Kash Patel & South Korea President Declares Martial Law
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Summary
Sorry for the delay in shows this week, we got a lot of shit to cover and a lot to cover in this episode of The Reelists. We discuss the latest in the latest gadgets and gadgets in the world, the new grape smash, the Japanese toilet, and the new human washing machine of the future.
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what is up guys it's andy priscilla and this is the show for the realists say goodbye to the lies
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the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys
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just gonna get right into it sorry for the delay in shows this week uh dj fucked it all up that's
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what the problem was but anyway uh what's going on okay damn it man
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real talk dj didn't mess it up it was me no it's fine i'll take it no it's all right i'll put it on
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my back i got you nah bro like i've not been feeling good i've been tired had a lot of shit
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going on it is what it is i'm not a professional podcaster sure i'm an amateur podcaster we
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are amateurs and we're comedian amateurs but you have businesses to run man you got other shit
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going on yeah you know a lot of stuff now i do want to i feel like we do need to address something
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um that is uh i'm gonna be honest and it's kind of bothering me yeah what's that well so you know i uh
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i spent my day tapping into you know one of my sides uh-huh and i was able to find this
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this is a uh for those of you on audio this is an og grape smash where did you find that i can't
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i'm not gonna tell you i stole it uh from where from where i stole it i've been trying you must be
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a better stealer than me well so you know i got this i'm like you know we're gonna you know a little
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dj pride day put the grape out on the table and then i notice you have the black can that's right
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and i'm always out blacking you baby see that you gotta talk about we all know who the weird
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we all know we all know who the blacker host is you don't know what i went through to get this
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fucking great bro it's like you just show up with the black can that's right hey just put on the
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i haven't tried that flavor though huh i haven't tried that flavor it's mystery flavor yeah i heard it's
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good though yeah it is good yeah i like the grape the best though grape is og that bro when i tell
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you what i had to go through to get this i'm not gonna tell you but if i did tell you they involve
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a boat like holy holy shit all right welcome back
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pay the fee guys yeah yeah don't forget to pay the fee don't be a hoe share the show man all right
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we got a lot to cover today we do um got a lot to cover man let's get into it uh i wanted to bring
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this up i just thought this was you know funny you know people are always trying to figure out ways to
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reinvent the wheel do shit easier um and for you know a man of zero compromises um i wanted to get
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your thought your your your take on this get your thoughts uh human washing machine uses ai to hose
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down your filthy body because people are now too lazy to shower what
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okay yeah no continue yeah that's it oh that's it i don't get it yeah there's uh you thought the
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japanese toilet was advanced uh japanese showerhead firm science co has put the pod
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in tide pod after inventing an ai powered washing machine of the future that is purported to give
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people the ultimate bath quote we're about 70 percent there uh said company chairman yasasuki yas
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um while discussing the uh when the device will be available at a lecture at the yosaka health care
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pavilion in late october um it's uh dubbed the mirai ninjin sintakuki uh the cutting edge shower
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capsule is completely enclosed like a hygiene-based cryogenic chamber and takes just 15 minutes to wash
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and dry the user 15 minutes that's three minutes that's fucking three times as fast as i could take
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showers now yeah i don't take long showers no i get in there i fucking hit the butt crack hit the
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wiener area and then the armpits gotta spread the cheeks yeah that's right that's my question does
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this thing spread the cheeks for you like does it get in the crevice it looks like it might like
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what if you sit on that thing oh is that the whole pod that's the whole pod yeah oh yeah no i don't
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think it does yeah that's the whole pod so you're telling me that this is better is that origami
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you got origami over there i'm an origami fan what'd you what'd you make sorry for the interruption
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folks what'd you make there buddy so everybody was making paper airplanes here what'd you make
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a goose no it's a crane oh crane but i thought making a plane would be too too stereotypical
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making a plane would be too stereotypical yeah yeah exactly so i opted for something different
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yeah something a little less yeah threatening yeah right yeah yeah okay well i had two water
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bottles here i moved one just to be safer yeah so you didn't draw any yeah yeah i got it no
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conspiracies yeah so anyhow very nice um bro that's fucked what i don't even get it anyway so you're
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telling me that this is a solution to something that already isn't a problem right right right
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you can sit in this and get your butt bro have you do you remember that fucking hotel we stayed at
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in boston when we went across from boston commons the fucking four seasons yeah i had the bidet yeah
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that crazy toilet did you use it i didn't use it no i didn't have one oh you didn't have one of those
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no you're lying yeah you did no i didn't no i didn't all the rooms have them no no oh just the
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fucking just the pimp shit just the pimp rooms i mean my room was fucking nice yeah but it was just
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like the entourage it didn't have the fucking butt squirter i wish yeah i've never tried one actually
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well bro they got a heated uh heated seats you know but the problem is the heated seats is like when
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you fucking do your business in there it smells way worse yeah it makes it like cook or something
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it ain't right yeah i don't know i mean toilets are pretty simple man i just dig a hole and make
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the shit go away yeah you know i don't know why why you would spend all this money trying to develop
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something that is more difficult to use than an actual shower i mean it's very simple
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it's a simple process to get in and this takes longer like okay now if it was like listen like you
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get in this thing it'll spread your cheeks in a clean gin like fucking 60 seconds that'd be
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different that'd be different that'd be like some jetson's shit yeah you know yeah i don't know what
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is it with people that don't fucking like to take showers what is that i love showers it's nasty
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yeah now do japanese people take less showers i always thought japanese people were like pretty
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clean they're pretty clean yeah i mean ridiculous type people they got the one toilets were like the
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public toilets the fucking paper like automates it like covers the yeah gives you a new piece of
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paper every time um but uh maybe they're just tired all these dirty americans that's what it is
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i can feel the americans they won't even take a shower let's put them in the cell
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you know i don't know i just thought it was interesting you know the shit people come up with man
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i don't know guys tell us what you guys think let us go down in the comments with that being said
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how the fuck could you be too lazy to take a shower oh i mean listen i know there's people
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like there's people out there bro yeah there are people same people that are like oh man that guy's
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only successful because he got lucky you need to get lucky you'd find your way to a fucking shower
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buddy that'd be a good good place to start yeah you ever notice like their hair it's like it's
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all fucking matted together and shit and these aren't like homeless people these are like
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people got showers yeah there's like a fucking take one musk yeah yeah all right i had a guy like
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i used to work with a guy like that uh he he didn't believe in it really yeah but like in like
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in like over time like you know how he says it is like it creates his own like natural deodorant and
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all that is that me no no i don't wear deodorant no i worked at the summer camp oh and um i don't
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wear deodorant because i want my musk to be everywhere i mean i get it it's like marking a tree
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i just marked the tree yeah yeah i do it my armpits yeah all right uh is that weird huh
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is that weird i mean it's a you know it's peculiar okay that's not all the way to weird though yeah
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no i would say all the way there i've seen worse yeah smell worse too yeah all right well let's get
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into it man we got some business to handle guys remember if you want to see any of these pictures
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articles links videos go to andy for seller.com you guys can find them all linked there for you
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with that being said headline numero uno big talk gotta talk about it what's that uh joe joe biden oh
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yeah man what's he doing yeah he issued a full pardon unconditional pardon oh yeah fuck we haven't
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done a show in a couple days it's been a minute yeah you gotta cover it because there's some updates
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here people get mad at me about this they're like what where's the show i want to hear what you said
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about hunter biden yeah he's just we're actually waiting for biden to pardon us as well yeah before
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we comment uh yeah biden issues a full and unconditional pardon of his son hunter biden
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um so yeah full and unconditional pardon of his son um he released that on sunday night
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after repeatedly insisting he would not do so using the power of his office to wave aside
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years of legal troubles including a federal conviction for illegally buying a gun and for
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tax evasion in a statement issued by the white house mr biden said he had decided to issue the
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executive grant of clemency for his son quote for those offenses against the united states which he has
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committed or may have committed or taken part in during the period from january 1st 2014
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through december 1st of 2024 he uh continues saying quote the charges in his cases came about only
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after several of my political opponents in congress instigated them to attack me and oppose my election
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mr biden said in the statement uh quote no reasonable person who looks at the facts of hunter's cases
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can reach any other conclusion than hunter was singled out only because he is my son and that is wrong
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yeah not because of the crack rocks he was snorting or the 10 plus years of corruption and taking money
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from foreign interest groups on behalf of your dad splitting the money taking pay for play uh you know
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making decisions and policy decisions that are not in the favor of american citizens for money
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you know pretty much being a complete and total traitor to the country yeah none of that now well i mean
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here's the interesting thing right and i want to think about this i want everybody to think about
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this think how big of a piece of shit human being you have to be really think about this okay because
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like yes i'm a very patriotic person and yes i know everybody doesn't have the same i don't know
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country first attitude that i sort of have or a lot of us have right not everybody's on the same page
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but this motherfucker's the president and the president's son so i mean we should assume that they have
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that same love for country yes no you would you would want to okay yeah right um and you're willing
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to leverage your position of power to make decisions that go against your countrymen
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and your citizens for money think about that you're willing to take money
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from other countries and then make decisions that hurt your own fucking people
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okay that is the this is why they hang traitors it is the worst possible level of scumminess
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that i think anybody could have yeah you know it's one thing to do things that are going to like fuck
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your shit up you know i'm saying or or whatever like make a deal with the devil it's on you for
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consequences correct yeah okay but when it literally affects 350 fucking million people in this country
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whatever it is now think of that you know what i mean it's fucked up man it's like dude when i saw
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this i was just like all right well i mean this is why we say nothing fucking happens to these people
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right because like they either you know they either write the law that excuses them or you know makes it
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legal for them to do insider trading for example or whatever the case is they just fucking pardon
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themselves like you know so i mean i don't know if this is the first of many that's been a talk of
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the town people like oh who's next you're gonna pardon you know this person well now they're asking for
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pardons for everybody right did you see that i saw that yeah i saw that and so i mean it's
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interesting now why if they weren't doing anything wrong what the fuck they need pardons for preemptive
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pardons for what you haven't even been fucking being a fucking traitor you know i'm saying they
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know it's coming yeah um you know now now with this should be no pardons for that kind of crime
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i don't think you should be able to pardon treason i agree 100 which is what sedition is what these
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people are guilty of because they're all conspiring together it's sedition um i think i think that
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should be a crime that is not pardonable i agree you know um but an interesting update here i mean
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this is a new line of the narrative that's coming out now um and obviously we'll get to some of these
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reactions from people but um apparently now it raises a new question about the fifth amendment
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loophole right so fifth amendment that's the right that we have to not incriminate ourselves right
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people say i plead the fifth right um you know there are still people that were involved in these
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crimes that this dude committed right joe biden being one of them but there's presidential immunity
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but joe biden's brother joe biden's fucking uh daughter i believe there's there's a few of them
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that are all entangled in this business could hunter biden technically testify against them because he's
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you know safe from prosecution and throw them out because we have friends in these places right
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and i have somebody that's telling me uh that the word around the house was that hunter biden
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basically forced joe biden to pardon him under threat of releasing all of this shit and just coming
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out and saying hey no shit this is what the fuck happened huh so i mean like and that's guys that
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are in that would know you know that they're in those fucking hallways yeah i'll just say that so
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it's interesting i don't know um i think you know it's interesting now one thing that pisses me off
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though is the reaction from the left and how they're kind of like they don't really know what to do about
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this you see some idiots like this um way to go joe democrat representative crockett congratulates
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biden for pardoning son let's check this video out it's pardon well i won't pretend to speak for the
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entire caucus but i will say way to go joe um let me be the first one to congratulate the president
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for deciding to do this because at the end of the day we know that we have a 34 count convicted felon
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that is about to walk into the white house so for anyone that wants to clutch their pearls now because
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he decided that he was going to pardon his son i would say take a look in the mirror um because we
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also know that when it comes to this cabinet this cabinet has more people accused of sexual assault
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than any incoming cabinet probably ever in the history of america so we are living in unprecedented
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times and we know that this was completely political as someone who serves on the oversight committee
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um this was gamesmanship uh the entire time and we know that this investigation had been taking place
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for five or six years we know that hunter had accepted responsibility and it was the oversight
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committee that was pushing to try to say no it wasn't enough and ultimately the judge decided to
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reject the plea and so considering everything that took place and considering where we are in this
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country i say way to go joe well can i ask a question and it looks like your seatmates behind
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you think that this is very unprecedented to have someone be on television while they're boarding the
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plane but we have talked a lot on with you on msnbc programs about the way that african americans
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and latinos are often brought up in the drug trade and results in criminal convictions do you think
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going forward that this is an opportunity for the president to use his clemency power more broadly
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i'm certainly given the kind of criticism he's likely to face over this but to expand the array
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of individuals who are also offered clemency as his term winds down so thank you so much for the
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question because i actually have a letter that um i am actually about to really push out a lot more
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widely um this letter is to actually work on the disparities that we've seen specifically for
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crack cocaine it is a conversation that i started with the attorney general before the election it
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was something that i wanted to do in the lame duck no matter who won the presidency um and so we know
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that there are people that are still sitting in custody in the federal government uh federal prisons
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because they were charged with crack um cases years and years before the law ever changed and even
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when the law changed under obama it still was an 18 to 1 disparity it is time for those people that
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have been sitting there and have had this disparity held over their heads and it's been nothing but
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racism um that has driven it it's time for them to go ahead and have their sentences recalculate it
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and we have the numbers we know the percentages of people of color we know the percentages of people
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that would get out and so i'm hoping that the president um takes us up on it all right thank you so
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first of all clean your fucking phone your phone's dirty not only that yeah she looks like she's
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talking with a bunch of shit in her mouth yeah bullshit yeah no shit i just love the story here
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right like you got joe biden 1994 crime bill locks up all of these fucking people right and i mean that
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was what almost 30 years ago and the first one he grants clemency to is his son which is a white guy
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not only that not only that what's the what's the destruction to the black family unit then
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because of the 1994 crime bill what's the generational destruction of the black
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family unit because of that that is that is 100 on him oh yeah okay and then that always made me
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wonder like why how do people not see this and then on top of it for her to sit there and say
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oh yeah hunter biden deserves to be pardoned because donald trump has all these charges against him
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yeah they all got dropped because they were made to fuck up this dude is spilling national security
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secrets and selling shit for money like what do we don't like he was just it's not like he was just
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doing drugs yeah right right no one gives a fuck no he was having a good time that's cool but what
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the other shit that you were doing and that's the problem that always gets me like they always just
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put it on the gun crime and the tax shit yeah there was way more on that fucking laptop dude that nobody
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wants to talk about it's it's very bizarre and it's very bizarre that anyone anyone would be okay
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with anybody in this country selling their influence for money and here's the other people
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and the only reason i can fucking think it's okay the only reason i think they think it's okay is
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because they all do it too right well i mean here's the interesting thing right like if if if it was just
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about the tax uh evasion and the gun crime then why didn't biden just issue the pardon on those charges
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yeah why did he get why did he do a 10-year window why why is it a 10-year fucking window for any crime
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that he may or may and by the way what happened in 2014 oh that was the burisma shit yeah that's
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what i'm saying you know i'm saying it's what's like when he when by dude it's it's fucked i think
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anybody with everybody knows any ounce of common sense should be able to look at this and be like
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okay yeah you're like this is fucking bullshit man yeah um you got kgb of course uh she's claiming
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that it was war politics that's the reason for the hunter biden uh pardon um and insists that the
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doj was not weaponized against uh trump i mean you talk about gaslighting holy crap i've never seen
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someone that can lie like her oh well she's good at it she's good let's check this out now this is
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an audio clip uh that was taken during a press briefing so let's check this out you have said
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repeatedly yourself since the election the president has said for months no pardon was coming i just i wanted
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to ask you could those statements now be seen as lies from the american people is there really a
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credibility issue here given now this announcement first of all one of the things that the president
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always believes is to be truthful to the american people that is something that he always truly
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believes um and if you see the end of his i'm i i assume that you've read uh his his statement and
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you look at the end of that statement and he actually says that in the first line in the last
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paragraph um and and respects the thinking and how uh the american people will actually see this
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in his decision making um and i would encourage everyone to read in full the president's statement
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i think he lays out his thought process uh he lays out how he came to this decision he came to this
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decision this weekend so let's be very clear about that he says it himself it's in his voice he said he
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came to this decision this weekend um and he said he wrestled with this and um because he believes in
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the justice system but he also believes that the war politics infected uh the process and led to a
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a miscarriage of justice it's beautiful shit man beautiful stuff just like you know and everybody's
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having to go back on it you got politico here this is like a a timeline of headlines from politico
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um president biden says he won't pardon hunter biden he said it like a thousand times a thousand
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times yeah biden issues pardon for son hunter republicans pounce on biden for pardoning his son
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hunter like what do you think was gonna happen i don't think it matters i think the media i think
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it doesn't matter what the media says anymore you know like everybody sees it everybody's seen all
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the clips everything's recorded it's out there we all know what the fuck's been going on and
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you know i think they're going to try to pardon fucking everybody hillary clinton
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pelosi all these people and i don't think that those should be pardons i don't think that that
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should be allowed well i mean the fact that you're issuing a part a pardon like i mean they kind of
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almost like in the in the legal way you're not supposed to take that as like an admission of guilt
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or anything like that yeah cool but like if you didn't do anything wrong what the hell are you
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getting a pardon for you don't need one you know what i'm saying so like i mean they're kind of
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they're definitely telling on themselves of course almost immediately of course um i was kind of
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interested why trump hasn't said much on this you know trump trump made a tweet um december 1st he
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says does the pardon given by joe hunt uh joe to hunter include the j6 hostages who have now been
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in prison for years such an abuse and miscarriage of justice and that was kind of it you know i'm
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saying but like i again i don't know if he's just trying to keep his cards close you know uh we got we
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got some other stuff coming with some of his picks that i think will change some of this but
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um it is dude the whole thing is just i'm not gonna say i didn't expect it but it's just like
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all right yeah now what you know what i'm saying now listen it's bullshit yeah okay and if you're
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gonna if you're gonna take money for you know for foreign influence and make decisions against your
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own country for the benefit of you personally financially that's in my book that's treason and
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that should never be able to be pardoned and those people should be held accountable we can't allow
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people to make decisions selfishly especially when they're in public office that screw over the
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entire country for for for for some dollars you know what i'm saying dude it's fuck well let me ask
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you this then andy so so you pardon your son your hunter you're joe biden you just pardon your son
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you know keeping that theme what would be the next thing you would do pardon yourself
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uh not yet i'm i'm not wouldn't be surprised that come up how about just you know give a billion
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dollars to africa yeah and and what's going on in north carolina still for for natural disasters yeah
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right and the natural disasters humanitarian aid for people displaced by drought or conflict in 31
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different countries when we have two states that have yeah been completely fucked
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i i wouldn't do that so i don't know what i would do after that well biden will take a nap let's check
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this out with the u.s dude fucking falls asleep tanzania views the robito corridor as an integral
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part of a broader strategy to enhance connectivity in africa we also appreciate the fact that the
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implementation of the project will provide important opportunities for africa's development
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in sectors such as agriculture renewable energy
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to go to sleep logistics along the corridor tanzania is
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bro he's out that clips like two minutes and he's out for all of it i don't blame a man i would
00:26:07.380
hate to sit in those kind of meetings for real all these formalities and all these like ridiculous
00:26:12.120
yeah scripted out talks that everybody gives and you can only take so much that shit true yeah i
00:26:18.000
don't blame them on that but yeah north carolina is still fucked and you know let's give some more
00:26:22.760
money away that's just money they're giving to themselves that's what people don't understand
00:26:27.240
that shit comes back right he's setting this stuff up for good retirement yeah they're what they're
00:26:31.100
doing man for sure yeah guys jump in on this conversation let us know what you guys think down
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in the comments with that being said let's go check these out this first comment comes from
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uh at danielle i'm gonna fuck this up danielle el niece 80 27 she says uh i've been following you
00:26:50.500
guys for a few years now ran into a guy wearing the real af gear in nashville when my boyfriend got
00:26:56.320
mad i gave him a fist bump told him if you know you know maybe get him a hat so he doesn't feel left
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out no he's a show and not a grower you gotta you gotta that's like yeah it's all right buddy it's
00:27:11.720
be okay uh that's fine if you know you know that's the truth too man it's a secret yeah it is yeah
00:27:19.000
secret man yep um this next comment comes from at ethan dot tie 11 he says it's only gay if the man
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you are calling handsome is gay they aren't gay then it's not gay i think you could say a gay man
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is handsome okay i don't think that's gay i call him about handsome all the time
00:27:38.940
yeah all right i think that's a good that's a good rule that's a good bro rule i mean i don't know
00:27:49.020
it's fine it's all right what do you call a gay dude you can't call him handsome nothing
00:27:54.380
yeah that sounds like a great bar joke actually i'll have to figure that one out uh last comment
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uh comes from uh burejo burejo your a your aho your burejo burejo why do i agree with these guys so
00:28:15.500
much hey i don't know it is what it is man yeah sounds like someone's coming over to the dark side
00:28:22.800
that's what it is man that's what it is guys we appreciate you for being real ass fans thank you
00:28:27.820
guys for liking and commenting make sure you guys are subscribed that being said let's get to headline
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number two this is an interesting one love to get your take on this one uh trump's selection of cash
00:28:37.960
but tail to lead fbi electrifies america first movement um this was cool yeah i was happy i like
00:28:45.920
this pick yeah i thought it was a good pick you know in uh round number 13 of the first round of
00:28:51.440
the america first draft got cash patel uh more than any other personnel decision former president
00:28:57.840
donald trump the president-elect now has made for his incoming administration his decision
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to pick attorney cash patel to lead the fbi as the bureau's next director has electrified trump's
00:29:10.780
most ardent supporters uh that's not to say his supporters are unhappy with any of the other
00:29:16.000
selections uh they're not um a few of them actually by bar um trump supporters are very fired up about
00:29:23.040
all of them so far and excited as the former president builds on his comeback administration but
00:29:28.080
there's something about the patel selection that has really got those base uh really got the base
00:29:33.720
jacked up and excited uh so yeah so trump nominates uh kashop cash patel
00:29:40.200
uh to serve um and yeah everybody's been pretty pretty happy with this i think that's a pretty
00:29:45.060
good safe bet uh robert o'brien said um president at real donald trump has made america safer and
00:29:51.660
more just by his nomination of cash patel as director of the fbi he will be a worthy successor
00:29:57.280
to my friend christopher ray um i think anybody that calls christopher ray a friend uh you can't
00:30:02.480
trust that person so i don't know how yeah it's weird how these dudes all suck each other's dicks
00:30:07.840
bro yeah yeah that is weird like these people are fucking criminals they're doing bad shit they're
00:30:13.400
using the fbi to harass fucking citizens and politicians and he's your friend flat out lying
00:30:19.760
to the american people yeah it's your friend all right okay tommy uh tub reveal says uh cash patel
00:30:27.580
is the perfect pick he will restore law and order and end fbi corruption clean house hashtag maga
00:30:33.800
now what's interesting dude uh and i i wonder if you've seen the same thing on this right like any
00:30:39.540
any of the picks that uh that i would say are good picks uh mainstream media destroys but the ones that
00:30:48.020
are not good mainstream media doesn't even touch that might be is that like is it like are you seeing
00:30:54.060
that no i mean dude look i've had my head into other things you know uh so i what do you mean dude i've
00:30:59.740
been seeing like like the the one lady for surgeon general mainstream media doesn't touch her like
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terrible pick right like i mean it's very clear she has her bad stuff about her why do you think
00:31:09.660
that is does not touch her but yet you get cash that's because they want her to stay in or they
00:31:14.220
want her to be unnoticed or i don't maybe a little bit of both yeah maybe you know i'm saying but like
00:31:19.240
they're not touching her you know i'm saying but like cash patel you know of course like no we can't
00:31:23.360
have it gotta get this guy out let's check this out let's go to nbc news real quick i think cash
00:31:27.520
does have relevant experience particularly when it comes to the mandate the american public has
00:31:31.520
signed of turning these agencies around that have become completely corrupted cash has pointed
00:31:35.720
out he's probably the best at uncovering what's happened at the fbi and i look forward to seeing
00:31:39.800
him taking it apart yeah you know i'm saying so like this guy goes on nbc to you know stand up
00:31:45.060
for cash and it's just the constant barrage of like oh he's disqualified he's unqualified he's you
00:31:50.640
know all this stuff uh but again like it just it was bugging me right like the guys that we should
00:31:56.260
not have in they don't touch and the people have to get pissed off um that's what happened with this
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other pick uh should be disqualified conservative slam trump's dea uh pick chad cronister for being a
00:32:10.920
woke democrat donor pro vaccine tyrant who arrested a pastor during covet yeah he he he resigned though
00:32:17.000
didn't he dropped out off the public pressure dropped out yeah but like not not to any mainstream
00:32:21.860
media doing you know i'm saying no it was because of twitter and fucking social media it was the
00:32:26.020
people yeah well look man anybody who arrested anybody during covet for anything or put any of
00:32:31.400
these draconian restrictions in or uh tyrant policies where they could just say you can't go to
00:32:39.820
the beach you can't go outside you can't have people over to your house you can't have thanksgiving
00:32:45.700
no singing like bro none of those people should be allowed to serve in any role of government ever
00:32:52.500
and not even just that they should be in fucking jail oh this dude gloated about it yeah so like he
00:32:58.880
tweeted about it this is uh back in march this is on march 30th of 2020 and he tweeted this fucking thing
00:33:05.540
he says quote announcing the arrest of dr ronald howard brown pastor of the river uh at tampa bay church
00:33:12.520
who intentionally and repeatedly disregarded state and local public health orders which put his
00:33:17.700
congregation and our community in danger um an order is not a law yeah two different things yeah
00:33:24.420
neither is a mandate yeah fuck off yeah honestly i mean do you trust me i listen i don't i don't know
00:33:30.100
too many chats to be honest with you but the last name i feel i kind of gave it away crony it just
00:33:35.180
sounds like a crony and that a bad thing yeah no i just look man i mean we can make fun of these dudes
00:33:40.440
or whatever but it's a serious matter like these people shouldn't be in our government they shouldn't
00:33:44.520
be in law enforcement they shouldn't be allowed to serve in any position of authority over human
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beings in any sort ever yeah because when they are telling people uh arresting pastors and you know
00:33:57.020
like bro they were putting remember when they arrested that guy on the fucking beach like dude listen
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man that is completely unacceptable this is not their world their laws do not rule the world
00:34:10.060
there are human rights we're allowed to go outside we're allowed to breathe we're allowed to have
00:34:15.300
people over we're allowed to do whatever the fuck we want as long as it's not fucking breaking laws
00:34:20.460
okay and even if it is breaking laws there's certain laws that really aren't applicable to human
00:34:26.000
fucking rights okay so i don't know where these people get off thinking that they're uh in a position
00:34:32.380
of authority to the point where they can tell us that we can't go outside yeah fuck you dude
00:34:37.640
and dude it's a bad thing i don't why would trump put him out like that yeah why would trump even
00:34:44.580
nominate this guy i mean it came with a very long uh you know yeah i mean did he not know this or does
00:34:52.340
he not care or does he know it and he wants the people wants to see what the people do exactly you
00:34:56.940
know i'm saying it's very i mean listen it's it's very plausible you know it's very very plausible
00:35:01.800
um you know because i mean this dude got torn to shreds within hours yeah he should and and any
00:35:07.900
anybody who sided with those people on anything should be as well yeah well i mean what was even
00:35:14.520
crazier like i mean so this guy's gloating about arresting this fucking pastor right um for having
00:35:20.360
church during covet lockdown yeah meanwhile uh that same person uh that same guy it was the same one that
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was releasing uh over a hundred criminals because of covet out of the fucking prisons
00:35:35.440
and jail cells in fucking florida um one of which actually went went on to commit murder you know and
00:35:41.820
they and they you know they have them on record saying well quote we didn't go back at the time and
00:35:46.300
look at people's criminal history cronister said thursday that sense has changed so you weren't even
00:35:51.260
looking at the people's rap sheet that you were just releasing because of covet but yet you're locking a
00:35:55.520
pastor up for having yeah this guy doesn't belong anywhere near it um i'm glad the people called
00:36:01.180
it because that's exactly what they did yeah he uh definitely rescinded it um said it was an honor to uh
00:36:06.460
to be nominated but he's gonna stick with the local tyranny so that's cool um in other news another
00:36:13.320
interesting pick that's going on right now another guy got pete uh hackseth uh for um state department
00:36:19.320
yeah and there is some interesting things going on there yeah i i see a lot of people talking about it
00:36:24.180
but i don't they said he was uh there's some serious allegations is what i saw but i didn't
00:36:28.560
see what they were that he has like a drinking issue or something all those motherfuckers got
00:36:32.280
drinking issues they got a fucking bar in congress yeah there's a room in there you go buy beer
00:36:36.880
yeah that's i wouldn't say that that would be my main concern you know they fucking nancy pelosi's
00:36:41.000
drink problem or kamala auntie cam bro nancy pelosi's uh some dude filmed her on the airplane the other
00:36:51.260
day and he uh counted that she drank seven drinks on the plane and she was already fucked up when she
00:36:57.320
got on the plane no shit yeah seven drinks bro seven drinks that lady probably weighs 100 pounds
00:37:02.700
that's a lot i mean she'll drink me out of the table yeah
00:37:06.260
yeah you know but like i mean p has sex is making some noise they're trying to get him out
00:37:11.700
um is what it sounded like and now there's this like talk about the santus yeah this talk about
00:37:16.540
the santus yeah what is that what what i don't like it i think i i don't like it i like ronda santus for
00:37:22.120
for a lot of things but i i would rather have hexeth in there um a fresh young face bro and like i feel
00:37:30.680
like de santus is the pick that the establishment republicans want to be in that role and i feel
00:37:37.640
like they don't think hexeth is you know mature enough or qualified enough or most likely they're
00:37:42.820
afraid of them corruptible right enough and so and i don't think i don't think de santus is is
00:37:47.180
corruptible but i think he's more polished and i think people are less afraid of him um and i think
00:37:52.400
the fact that they're trying to resist hexeth so much is an indication of why he should get the
00:37:59.180
position that's kind of how i see it man like it's like whoever media attacks that's who i want
00:38:03.800
yeah me too and it's ones that they don't attack they get worried about that i'm i'm worried about
00:38:09.080
yeah i agree what i'm saying like and to me that's been a telltale sign this whole time right like i mean
00:38:13.420
like i said the attorney uh this the the uh surgeon general nothing great pick whatever silence
00:38:19.060
yeah you know i'm saying but lord forbid pete pete exit gets in there it's a problem cash patel
00:38:23.900
like these are great people you want in those positions um and and they're they're silent on them
00:38:28.460
you know i mean they're silent on the ones that they uh that we don't want so i mean it's interesting
00:38:32.400
um it's very very interesting yeah i'm happy with cash yeah let's go pete yeah look dude here's the
00:38:38.560
bottom line okay uh you got to give someone 90 days to see what they're gonna do all right and that's
00:38:45.520
not 90 days from now or from november 5th that's 90 days from the inauguration all right so i am
00:38:53.180
not loyal to any person i am loyal to this country the constitution and how i believe it should be run
00:39:02.280
and it's people and i think trump deserves 90 days of let's see what's going to happen before anybody
00:39:12.460
starts saying oh he's controlled op or he's part of this or he's part of that i talked to someone
00:39:19.920
who is my friend but is also trump's friend and he's his very good friend he's with him all the
00:39:27.460
time they're at events together okay and this guy's a friend of mine and i talked to him and i said hey
00:39:34.860
tell me the real shit you happen to be here on monday um i said hey tell me the real shit is trump
00:39:41.640
gonna fucking wield the hammer when he comes in the office or not and he fucking smiled big and he goes
00:39:46.080
bro you have no fucking idea and this is a guy that sits in the rooms okay so and it's not anybody
00:39:52.180
that's been on my show all right so that's refreshing yeah it's and it's not a bullshitter
00:39:59.860
it's someone who shoots the shit this motherfucker tells the truth yeah okay so refreshing to hear man
00:40:05.120
yeah and he looked me right in the eye big smile he's like bro you have no idea so i think these dudes
00:40:09.700
are gonna wreck all the bullshit and the corruption a hundred percent um yeah there's some of the
00:40:15.620
picks i don't like and there is some things to indicate like trump isn't going to necessarily
00:40:22.760
make all the reforms that you know everybody wants but like dude what president has done that that's
00:40:28.560
never existed before we've never had a situation where your candidate or my candidate or anybody's
00:40:33.720
candidate is coming and done every single thing that we want i do think that there's a very good
00:40:40.880
chance that trump and his cabinet and his administration will make the structural changes
00:40:47.780
required that will allow our country to move on and become america again meaning election reform meaning
00:40:54.600
corruption reform meaning shrinkage of the government i think they're going to find all kinds of stuff out
00:41:00.100
that they don't even really know yet especially with uh vivek and elon with the uh department of
00:41:06.760
uh efficiency i feel like those guys are going i think we're gonna have massive changes and i think
00:41:13.780
that those changes that are going to be structural are going to allow us to move forward and potentially
00:41:18.360
get america to where we all kind of want it to be right uh and maybe he doesn't who knows but i think
00:41:27.700
this i think instead of trying to pick apart somebody who's been through the fucking ringer
00:41:32.080
the weight that he has i believe that he deserves at least 90 days of benefit of the doubt and that's
00:41:37.500
what i'm willing to give him i agree man guys tell us what you guys think let's know down in the
00:41:41.960
comments the reason i say 90 days is because bro we're gonna we're gonna be able to see the moves
00:41:45.900
right we might not see the results but we'll see the moves and uh i think that's a fair amount of time
00:41:51.300
you know in business they have a saying it's 30 60 90 okay and um you know to make changes that you
00:41:57.980
start on today and this is your life too it's the same it's the same thing in your life 30 days you
00:42:03.180
you know of work you probably won't see much 60 days you're gonna see a little bit 90 days you're
00:42:07.300
gonna see a lot and that's the reality of business that's the reality of your personal development and
00:42:12.120
your your fitness uh you could tell a lot in 90 days okay even in the biggest business and and and uh
00:42:18.360
so i'm i think that's fair that we all give them that and we'll see what happens yeah yeah guys tell us
00:42:23.340
what you guys think let us know down in the comments uh what you guys think with that being
00:42:27.520
said let's get to our third and final headline we got headline number three this one's a little
00:42:32.200
different um we saw this coming we like to speak about you know tyranny and uh corruption and government
00:42:38.680
and uh all of those things we gotta go across these for this one this one was kind of interesting
00:42:43.800
uh south korea president yoon declares martial law an unannounced tv address did you see this
00:42:52.400
yeah i did but i didn't i didn't see uh the civil i saw a little bit of the civil unrest but no i
00:42:58.060
didn't see much about this this is some weird stuff that's happening over there it's still to this day
00:43:01.940
actually there's still some remnants going on we'll cover this um but this started uh on december
00:43:07.060
3rd uh south korean president yoon suk yo on tuesday declared martial law in an unannounced late night
00:43:16.580
addressed broadcast live on ytn television claiming he would eradicate quote shameless pro north korean
00:43:25.840
anti-state forces he did not cite any specific threat from the nuclear armed north instead focusing
00:43:33.400
on his domestic political opponents the surprise move sent shockwaves through the country which had
00:43:39.760
a series of authoritarian leaders early in its history but has been considered democratic since the 1980s
00:43:46.560
the korean unit of currency the wan uh was down sharply against the u.s dollar white house wasn't
00:43:53.980
commenting initially when this stuff came they just say hey we're monitoring the situation
00:43:57.620
um his statement when translated says quote i declare martial law to protect the free republic of korea from
00:44:05.780
the threat of north korean communist forces to eradicate the despicable pro north korean anti-state
00:44:12.400
forces that are plundering the freedom and happiness of our people and to protect the free constitutional
00:44:18.060
order yoon said um now he didn't again he didn't address what specific measures were going to be taken
00:44:23.600
um yan hop news agency reported that the entrance to the parliament building was blocked
00:44:28.920
um they stated uh quote tanks armored personnel carriers and soldiers with guns and knives will rule the
00:44:35.680
country uh lee jay myung leader of the opposition democratic party which has the majority in
00:44:43.100
parliament said in a live stream online quote the economy of the republic of korea will collapse
00:44:47.960
um irretrievably my fellow citizens please come to the national assembly so there's the president
00:44:53.140
okay um now he is the leader of the people power party formerly known as united future party it's a
00:44:59.860
conservative right-wing political party in south korea now these are some images some videos of what was
00:45:37.820
So this is, so I'm understanding this properly.
00:45:41.800
This is the government and the army and the president are the right wing.
00:45:49.340
And then these people fighting them in the streets are like our Antifas.
00:45:53.840
And then you also have the fact that like the parliament, which be like our Congress is majority liberal.
00:46:01.640
So you got the president, military, Republican.
00:46:07.660
And then you got the, you know, uh, apparently a decent amount of people in the crowd that
00:46:13.300
How fucking stupid do you have to be to beg for a government to rule over you and make
00:46:17.340
more laws and make more restrictions and make things harder for you as an individual?
00:46:21.920
Like how big of a fucking coward are you that you are afraid to live a free life?
00:46:37.900
They want someone to make the rules that they can follow and they can be good little people
00:46:42.540
and just how weak of a person do you have to be to want that?
00:46:46.780
It's very, very absurd for, for me to think that anybody would want that at all.
00:46:54.740
Well, what's even crazier, bro, is the fact that like, why would you fight for that?
00:46:58.360
Well, I mean, what's crazy is when you give them a little taste of what that shit looks
00:47:02.960
Well, because like, that's what communism would look like.
00:47:10.720
And these people that are fighting for it don't understand that they'll just be facing
00:47:15.660
the same people later that will be making them do all this crazy shit.
00:47:21.120
Now, like a couple of hours, I think it was like two hours after that broadcast, South
00:47:26.540
Korean parliament voters, they voted to defy president by lifting his declaration of martial
00:47:32.020
law because, again, they have the majority, right?
00:47:36.460
But the thing is, it's weird, like, I mean, how their laws and stuff is set up.
00:47:41.920
The Constitution of South Korea says that the president shall comply when the National
00:47:46.640
Assembly requests lifting of martial law with the majority vote.
00:47:49.840
They did that, but it doesn't specify when he has to actually lift it.
00:47:55.040
And so, like I said, I mean, there's still some things that are going on right now.
00:47:59.240
There's still some batters at the National Assembly.
00:48:04.280
There's still been some clashes here and there.
00:48:06.480
It was just such a weird thing that happened kind of like out of nowhere with no real, like,
00:48:11.400
you know, usually you kind of see these things coming on the horizon.
00:48:14.140
And South Korea declaring martial law, I didn't really see coming up at all.
00:48:25.460
I mean, look, dude, I'm surprised this didn't happen here or hasn't happened here.
00:48:28.920
I mean, we're real lucky that this wasn't the case here over the last four years.
00:48:33.700
You know, specifically on the fucking election.
00:48:35.400
And if we don't, if we don't get it corrected, if we don't get it corrected over the next four
00:48:40.560
years, meaning correcting the election system, you know, shrinking the size of the three letter
00:48:46.480
agencies, stop allowing them to instigate these crazy fucking events in our society that, you
00:48:55.040
know, hurt culture, divide culture, if we don't get rid of or help or make some regulations
00:49:02.600
around media being paid by the government to push a narrative, these things, this is what
00:49:09.240
So we have some, this is what I was talking about with the corrections that need to be
00:49:13.180
made so that we can structurally move forward from here because our foundation and our, you
00:49:19.280
know, I mean, I guess the foundation is the best word for it.
00:49:23.600
Our foundation is cracked and crumbled right now.
00:49:25.900
And we have to fucking re strengthen that so that we can move forward, you know, in a
00:49:31.700
And this, you know, this is what happens when that's not the case.
00:49:37.280
I think the other thing too, that's cool to see, um, did, did you know, uh, or see that
00:49:42.540
Elon put out for the department of government efficiency that actually has like an expiration
00:49:54.220
So it's like, you know, a little bit over a year that they're going to come in and do
00:49:59.840
I just like, I mean, that's how government should work.
00:50:02.040
Like you shouldn't be in there for these long careers or, you know, you, you set up
00:50:05.800
these deals to fucking set you and your kids and your kids, kids up, like get in, fix
00:50:22.860
With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show.
00:50:27.400
Uh, this is where we're bringing in a headline and talk about it.
00:50:31.240
Um, speaking of this resurgence of America coming back, uh, one thing that is always
00:50:35.880
good to see is just some, some, some, uh, some good testosterone and violence.
00:50:40.840
Uh, and so that's what, that's what our thumbs up is.
00:50:43.200
Uh, not sure if you saw this has happened last weekend, but, um, Ohio state and Michigan,
00:50:49.320
uh, they had a, uh, a little situation after their game.
00:50:54.220
And, uh, now they got some, uh, some punishments after their post game scuffles.
00:51:02.420
Ohio state and Michigan will both be fined a hundred thousand dollars for a violation
00:51:09.560
of the big 10 sportsmanship policy after their rivalry week matchup led to an ugly post game
00:51:15.820
Uh, the Saturday lunchtime game hit the headlines for all the wrong reasons after police stormed
00:51:21.840
the field and pepper sprayed players in a bid to calm down the violent scenes.
00:51:26.760
Um, and it has now been reported by Yahoo news, um, and Yahoo sports that both teams will
00:51:32.440
be hit with a hefty fine while Ohio state police also continues its own investigations into the
00:51:37.820
circumstances that led to pepper spray being deployed by its officers.
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Um, it is expected that both teams will not argue the fine and we'll pay it without any
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Um, so it all started, it started right on the field.
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Um, this occurred at Ohio state, uh, where Michigan players planted their school flag on
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the field, um, which is considered a major sign of disrespect in college football and Ohio
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Um, let's check out, let's check out this clip.
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Ohio state field and the Buckeyes rushed right to him.
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And now there's some skirmishes going on on the field.
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I saw this on TV and I was like, I couldn't believe they use pepper spray.
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Well, I mean, those guys are pretty fucking big.
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Like, dude, of course there's going to be emotions.
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Like it's not going to progress to the point of needing pepper spray, bro.
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You jump in there like a man, you grab them off of each other and you fucking let them
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And like the pepper spray thing, I couldn't believe it.
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Like when I saw it on TV, I was like, there's no way because there's been, you know, I've
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I've seen way worse fights than this pro way worse.
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You got Ohio State with the Michigan flag they were able to take.
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But yeah, I mean, I mean, what do you think is going to happen, dude, when you run out
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And then the one guy's got number 22 and the other guy's got number 44.
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So I was thinking like you've 22 times two is 44.
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Bro, you can tell me those dudes don't look alike.
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Like, they've already removed all the dangerous shit from football anyway.
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Like, football now has become like almost like flag football, you know,
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But like, bro, they fight in hockey, like straight up fucking fight.
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And then I'll pepper spray those motherfuckers.
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Like, and it didn't look like it was that out of control.
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I think the cops definitely made that situation worse for sure.
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I mean, I could see where, you know, if you're like four or five people in the middle of
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But, bro, maybe you just should get out of the middle of it.
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Dude, we had always, we always had a rule, bro.
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Like, we fight, we're playing another team that like, we know like, you know, there's
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You know, you go do the shake the hands of the 50 yard line.
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Either those dudes are real small or that guy's real big.
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Even getting a little bit on you, like, lasts for a couple days.