861. Andy & DJ CTI: Appeals Court Clear Way For DOGE To Resume Cuts To USAID, 3rd Trump Term? & El Salvador Accepts More Alleged Tren De Aragua Gang Members From Trump Admin
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1 hour and 30 minutes
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Summary
In this episode of The Realists, DJ Cruz and I discuss how to deal with stress and stressors in your life and how to overcome them. We also talk about a new segment called "Berry Dreams" where DJ and I talk about what we would like to see in the future.
Transcript
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What is up guys, it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realists say goodbye to the lies to fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality.
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Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking enemy.
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That's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for. It stands for Cruz the Internet.
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And then we talk about how we, the people, have to solve these problems going on in the world.
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There's a book on my website called The Book on Mental Toughness.
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For those of you that like the ins and outs and all the details, that's the better route.
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Just being honest, I'm somebody who likes to dig in and know everything about everything before I do something.
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Get it for free at episode 208 in the audio feed.
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We got a new segment we'll be showing you guys a little bit later.
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But, you know, I wanted to get to a serious topic real quick.
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Well, I want to talk about a serious topic real quick, too.
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Don't forget that the MFCEO project is getting ready to launch.
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We'll send you an email every morning telling you basically not be a lazy piece of shit.
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And we'll notify you when you want to listen to the MFCEO project.
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Let's be like some of these other influencers who get on the internet 14 times a day and
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Like, dude, real talk, like, I cannot be the only one that's tired of seeing all these
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people on the internet talking about how they can make you fucking money.
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Do you guys get bombarded with that in your fucking Instagram?
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There's a lot of kids out here trying to learn how to win and are being misled by people who
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have never actually won, and the only thing they've won at is selling people the idea of
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how to win, and we're going to fucking change that.
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Honestly, it's my favorite thing to talk about.
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For those of you guys who don't know, you know, I do anti-security, right?
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My job's a little, you know, a little involved, and I try to always look out for certain things.
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Urgent warning is 1.5 million private photos are leaked from BDSM dating apps.
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So, all these weird-ass people now, they're, like, freaking the fuck out because their shit got leaked.
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Well, I mean, I thought, I mean, what's the rule?
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Because I remember being in college and being like, what the fuck is this?
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Like pooping in, you know, people that poop on each other and stuff.
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I think once you hit 50, that comes on the table.
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I just thought that was interesting, but I do want to bring up another topic that's important
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And, you know, we talk about this idea of armchair quarterbacks, right?
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I want you to rate something, and you tell me your honest opinion on this matter.
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And she's getting some heat right now from fans calling her a sore loser.
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Because of an interaction that she had with an LSU student reporter.
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Well, first of all, I don't think there's anything wrong with sore losers.
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You're supposed to be pissed off when you lose.
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I'm the most fucking sore loser on the face of the fucking planet.
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And if you beat me at something, I fucking hate you.
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And I might shake your hand and give you a hug.
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But trust me, when I walk three feet away, I'm figuring out how to beat you already.
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I don't think you can be a real competitor without fucking being that way.
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I don't know any fucking high-level athlete or entrepreneur that, and I'm talking high-level,
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bro, like, talking, I'm not talking, you know, they do okay.
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I'm talking about, like, fucking superstars of what they do.
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Sometimes it happens because you're pissed off.
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But, yeah, so Coach Mulkey, she did a press conference, and she was asked about how the
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LSU Tigers, this is their second straight Elite Eight exit, losing in this NCAA tournament.
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Yeah, so just to be clear, most people would say, oh, man, we made it to the Elite Eight twice.
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Coach, this is the second straight year you guys get eliminated in the Elite Eight.
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Just curious how you would sum up the journey to the Elite Eight this year, and how does
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Role players from last year played bigger roles this year.
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I had five in that locker room that had never been to a Sweet 16, never been to an Elite
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Eight, and the amount of experience that they got will be valuable.
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Why don't you ask me the shit that they're asking her?
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All right, Andy, so this is the second year in a row of losing in the Elite Eight.
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The difference is we won last year and we fucking lost this year.
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So, we don't come to your Instagram to see your cars.
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You know, if you had cars, you'd fucking like them, too.
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I don't know if she coaches fucking a team that is considered a disappointment for losing
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What's this have to do with the BDSM and all this?
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It didn't really fit in with the headlines, man.
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Shit, I'm sitting here thinking she's into some freaky-ass shit.
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All I can fucking see when she's talking is her with a fucking gag in her mouth, you know?
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Getting candle wax dripped on her face or some shit.
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Bro, remember that dude we met at the fucking barbecue place in Texas?
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And I'm like, half the time, I'm like, fuck, it depends.
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And then he goes, you guys are way too fucking easy on these people.
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And then he goes, this next slide out of his mouth, you want some bread pudding?
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But yeah, let's get into some of these cruises, man.
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Guys, remember, if you want to see any of these articles, links, pictures, videos, go
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Or come check us out on YouTube and you guys can follow along with us with the show.
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With that being said, let's get into our first set of headlines.
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Appeals court clears the way for Musk Doge to resume cuts to USAID.
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I mean, it wasn't really shocking that it came out, but it is good that it's moving forward,
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So a judge blocked it and then it went to the appeals court where a three-judge panel for
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the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals, they all ruled unanimously to overturn the injunction
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And I think two, I think one was a Trump appointee, one was a Clinton appointee, one was a George
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So I mean, pretty, pretty diverse, but for all three, unanimously agree that no.
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I want to say it was Clinton, Bush, and Clinton, Bush, and Trump.
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It sounds like the lower court probably was financed by George Soros and the upper court
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What kind of judge would block the, this, this is what we're talking about when we talk
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consistently about why things are so hard to change in Washington, D.C.
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It's because they're all lawyers and they want to protect their lifeblood, which is milking
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the money out of all of us for basically very little work.
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And these people consistently communicate behind the scenes, make decisions together that are
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going to cost us the most money and make them the most money.
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And so when you think about things like that, it makes sense as to why a judge would block
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all of these cuts that are coming down the way because the likelihood is money is either
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Or he's a straight communist that's trying to destroy the country.
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There's nothing, there's no, like there's no good reason for trying to stop this shit.
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You know, and that's actually what one of the judges wrote, Judge Marvin Quattlebaum, a
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Trump appointee on the appeals court wrote that Musk actions are not unconstitutional because
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he is a valid presidential advisor and his efforts to cut out USAID were approved by officials
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And I think that's important, too, because like they're laying it down like, no, like
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President Trump can do this through executive action.
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He can tell anybody to go fucking make it happen.
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And I mean, within hours of that coming out, Marco Rubio, he made a statement on this saying
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that it will completely be done in any like, you know, lingering pieces of USAID, which
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are, I guess, technically you consider important that by July 1st of this year, it will be fully
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And now Musk is heading over to the CIA to go check out CIA assets and things going on
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Elon Musk is visiting the CIA for the first time at the invitation of John Ratcliffe, according
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to a person familiar with the plans in the U.S. official.
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Ratcliffe told House Intelligence Committee last week that the impact of Musk's Doge is zero
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Those representatives have not been to either the CIA or the office of the director of national
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intelligence, Ratcliffe and the nation's spy chief, Tulsi Gabbard, said.
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But there is a new target on Elon Musk's watch list now, which I think is important because
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it's one of my issues that I've had with this whole thing.
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Fraud means somebody is doing something that's illegal.
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All the waste, if people are intentionally, you know, wiping, moving millions of billions
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I want fucking names and I want people arrested.
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OK, because Elon Musk, he just revealed that they have a new target.
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All the members of Congress who got strangely wealthy.
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Oh, man, these people are going to go fucking crazy, dude.
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Oh, like Elizabeth Warren, Nancy Pelosi Pelosi.
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And so, I mean, this is this is going to be interesting.
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So this was at a town hall in Wisconsin Sunday night.
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Elon Musk suggested that his team at the Doge will investigate how certain members of Congress
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One attendee at the town hall had asked Musk if Doge had uncovered evidence of funds wired
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from the USAID to representatives Maxine Waters, Adam Schiff, Senate Majority Leader Chuck
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I got a short clip after this, but this was Elon Musk's response.
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He said, quote, they'll meaning the government send the money overseas to one NGO.
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And then I'm highly confident that a bunch of that money then comes back to the United
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States and lands in the pockets of the people you just mentioned.
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But let's just say that there's a lot of strangely wealthy members of Congress where I'm trying
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So we know that the annual salary for these people is one hundred and seventy four thousand
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OK, now we know Musk is worth way more than that, but he's earned that money.
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Some of these lawmakers, a lot of these lawmakers are fucking millionaires off of less than two
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They're worth tens and tens and tens, even hundreds of millions of dollars.
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Nancy Pelosi is at a quarter billion right now.
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But this is what this was Elon Musk's direct response to them.
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A lot of strangely wealthy members of Congress.
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where I'm trying to connect the dots of how do they become rich while earning, how do they
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get twenty million if they're earning two hundred thousand a year?
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It sounds, that's how, nobody can explain that.
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So something's, yeah, we're going to try to figure it out and certainly stop it from happening.
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You know, like they all fucking claim that they should do to people like us.
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But with all of that going on, there's still some heat.
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Um, feds are on alert for Tesla global day of action after nationwide violence leads to
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These people have been fucking losing their minds, bro.
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I never thought that I'd see a bunch of Tesla owners and Green New Deal pushers and environmentalists
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I'm thinking about getting a Tesla just for the fucks of it, man.
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Dude, they, listen, man, they, these people are insane.
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And dude, they don't realize they are the Nazis.
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They're the people who are forcing all this crazy shit into the world who root for legitimate
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authoritarian fascism, um, who attack people that don't see things the same way that they
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do, who want to remove people from society who don't see things the same way they do.
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These people have been completely brainwashed and completely manipulated, and they've gone
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It's not, they, they don't even think that they did anything wrong.
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First of all, how stupid are these motherfuckers?
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Every Tesla has a fucking camera all the way at three 60 around it.
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Like you wouldn't watch two or three videos on the internet and figure that the fuck out
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and be like, Oh, well, this is not a good idea.
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Get your license plates and all of that shit, man.
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I saw a dude who was in his like thirties, get out of his car, beat the fuck out of a lady
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Then I saw a dude who on camera got out of his car, squatted down, drew a sauce, a swastika
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Then they Facebook caught him and they confronted him.
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He goes, I'm sorry that you're so upset about this.
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And the guy's like, well, does Elon Musk own the car?
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And he goes, well, no, but I have something against Elon Musk.
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And like, dude, the guy like completely thought it was okay to do like even when he was caught.
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And then the guy goes, uh, he goes, well, where's your car?
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And the guy's like, it's down at the police station getting fingerprints.
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And you could tell the guy's demeanor was like, oh, fuck.
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And he goes, what's it getting fingerprints for?
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And he's like, and the guy go, the, the, the victim goes, your business, your personal name, everything is going to be ruined because of this.
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And the guy goes, well, I, you know, I'm sorry that you're so upset.
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It's like, bro, listen, you motherfuckers are insane.
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And you're, you're treading on very, very, very delicate space right now because everybody's tired of these people's shit.
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Everybody's tired of being fucked with by these fucking quote unquote do gooders who think that they are morally superior to everybody else.
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And then they think they have the right to, to destroy private property or public property and face no repercussions, dude.
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I personally, I love what Trump is saying about these things being acts of terror because they are okay.
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These are organized acts of disruption and destruction and intimidation by a group, just like we're talking here, global day of action.
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That is an organized effort, okay, to intimidate, destroy the property of, and hurt private citizens, okay?
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These people should go to jail for a long time, not a week, not like that guy who drew the swastik.
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And the, and the, and the guy we're talking about got caught, bro, 20 years, dude, 20 years.
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Like people have to know that you cannot do that.
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Like I'm so sick of people thinking that they can just fuck with everybody, bro.
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I mean, let's check one of these clip out from one of these global day of action.
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That looks like a, look, Medicaid cuts killed me.
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I can tell by looking at you, you're killing you.
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And by the way, if you got a problem with that, like, why don't you, like these people,
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these are just people that want to suck off the system every way that they possibly can.
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And the mere suggestion that there might be some changes just, you know, sends them into
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the outer space because they feel completely entitled to everybody else's money.
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He said, first of all, there are no cuts to Medicaid, Social Security, or other entitlements
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Second, organizing a campaign to call for the death of someone is illegal.
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The organizers and funders will be found and prosecuted.
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What these stupid people do not understand, and I'm talking to all you stupid motherfuckers,
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you don't understand what he's doing is actually cutting out the corruption of these situations,
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these systems and situations that we have to deal with all the time.
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The hospital situation, the insurance situation, Social Security waste, the theft of our tax dollars
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What he's doing will eventually make all of these things that you want easier and more
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And you fucking smooth brains are too stupid to even understand it because you get hyped
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up by, I don't, dude, these are NPC people or they're being paid.
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There's no way, there's no way that this many people are this fucking stupid.
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No, and you know how I know they're paid advertisers because they got, they're so pissed and so
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upset, but they still had time for a dance break.
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What is the one thing that every single one of those people has in common right there?
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Oh, they're white, middle class, upper middle class, virtue signaling women who fucking have
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to have some sort of purpose because they don't have a purpose.
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They sit at home and drink fucking wine and live off of everybody else and they've made
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The rest, the rest, yeah, the rest, these people are fucking drags on society, bro.
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But yeah, I mean, you know, so that's going on.
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And I thought this was perfect timing because, you know, with all these protests going on,
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you know, today's also a very important day, Andy.
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Today is International Transgender Day of Visibility.
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So we see you because it's hard not to fucking see y'all.
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But like, dude, you know, it's funny and not funny at the same time.
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They've existed for fucking thousand years, bro.
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But the reason that everybody's busting their fucking literal balls now is because they want
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They want to shame us and force us into admitting things that just aren't true.
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And like, you forcing me to call you something, it's not happening, man.
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Like, dude, if I knew someone who, like, was going to piss me off every time I talked
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But you know who else is in that same line of belief?
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He's with the shit, but he had an interesting little exchange.
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I think this was, like, a radio show, morning show, something like that.
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We got men beating the shit out of women in women's sports, and it was perfectly goddamn
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We got transgenders or trans sisters or whatever the fuck they are coming in schools talking
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What the fuck is you doing talking to these babies?
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At this point, America, we got a goddamn problem.
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I'm a little bit thrown back by all the extreme transphobia that I just heard.
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You ain't got to come back and what the fuck I just said.
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Well, I find it pretty interesting that you talk about...
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You just got asked a question, and you still talking to me, bro.
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Did you say something about trans these nuts niggas?
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If they were in person, that's where he'd be his ass.
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Well, how am I supposed to sit here and deal with the extreme transphobia that you're doing?
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You don't get to fucking tell me how to think or how to talk.
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Who the fuck made you the moral authority over how any fucking body talk, dog?
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Who made you the moral authority to tell anybody how to talk?
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Where the fuck do you get your positioning to tell anybody how to talk?
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Now, if you will, answer Charlie LeDubb's fucking question.
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I don't give a fuck about what you talk about, trans these nuts, nigga.
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You talking to me and this man asked you a question.
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So, at this point, me and you have no time on, bro.
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When he told you about, said something earlier, you, no, I don't.
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And then now you want to talk about how I talk.
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Bro, he might be my new favorite person of 2025.
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Bro, I mean, look, you can say whatever you want.
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This is how those people like to talk to everybody.
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Everybody over there on the far left and in the LGBTQRS WC duty, like every fucking one
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of the motherfuckers, bro, likes to tell us that we're wrong.
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And like they try to play this moral fucking educated high ground.
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They don't even know that they're propagating legitimate communist fucking ideology.
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They're too stupid to understand because they think that the school they went to or the
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letters after their name make them some sort of fucking genius.
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And the smug attitude that these people have, like that dude has, is what irritates the
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I'm going to sit back here and listen to the Neanderthal talk.
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Like meanwhile, I can't wait until, you know, like I can suck my next dick, you know, like
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We're tired of these quote unquote educated fucking people trying to top down to everybody.
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Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.
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Like it's amazing how much shit people tell you in private, but they won't say in public.
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But the minute you get them in private, they're like, man, dude, this shit's fucking crazy.
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Look at this and this and this and this and this.
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Like, do you guys understand that the reason that it's like this and this and this and
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this and this is because you motherfuckers won't speak up?
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Like, do you understand that like your private beliefs that you hold inside, those are the
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things that are actually keeping things all fucked up?
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Like, you can't allow just a few people on the internet to do the water carrying for this
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because then it looks like there's just a few people out there that are propagating
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this view when in reality, most people have it.
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Most people are tired of being told they're a racist or a bigot or a homophobe or a transphobe
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when they just want to have a regular fucking life and be left the fuck alone.
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These people judged us and shoved their shit in our face everywhere we look, bro.
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And then they're surprised when we eventually say, dude, shut the fuck up.
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Like, bro, that's, that's, that's manipulation.
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And just because you shit, I think people are done being shamed.
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I think people are to the point where like, yeah, okay, man, I don't give a fuck what you
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You know, and, and dude, they did it to themselves.
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You know, it's, it's, it's, it's not even a gay people thing.
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Like, I feel bad that gay people get wrapped up in it because dude, there's a lot of gay
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people that are like, fuck, these people are making us look real bad.
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Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.
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Let's go check out some of the comments real quick.
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This first one is from at Ronaldo Delgado, R9Z.
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It said, I almost lost my shit when you said this was the last real AF.
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I love half the internet fucking harassing me every day.
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This other person, Anthony Archuleta, R5B, says, your show is part of my daily routine,
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Well, our people are yoked because they give a fuck.
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One more from, I got another one from at Unfiltered WV.
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Andy and DJ, I'm begging you to host a live show just once.
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It'd be amazing to interact with you both in real time.
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Can't let the show get away without just a little bit of ism.
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DJ didn't watch Indiana Jones because he gets triggered by the whip.
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Andy, thank you for giving me the blueprint that changed my life.
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I mean, a joke's supposed to be funny, so that would equate to the best jokes being the funniest.
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I don't know how people get offended by race jokes.
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Well, the problem is it'd be your people that'd be offended for my people.
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But your people, they always want to, you know.
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That's because they got nothing else to do, bro.
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Don't try to do that shit with me, because I'm going to fucking Joan on your ass, too.
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Why don't you people find something else to do?
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All I know is I think race jokes are the funniest ones.
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And if you can't laugh at them, there's something wrong with you.
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Guys, we appreciate you for being the real ass-ism fans.
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But everybody now, for whatever reason, they're all jumping on this bandwagon.
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How Trump could snatch a third term despite the 22nd Amendment.
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Four ways Trump could stay in power beyond 2028.
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Like, how is the fixation so heavy on one dude as opposed to zero fixation on what's going on, like, in the country for real?
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Like, these people protest them making the government more efficient.
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Dude, I just don't believe these are real people.
00:45:11.440
Well, let's check into some of these ways that they're talking about.
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But if Trump decided he wanted to hold on to power past 2028, there are at least four paths he could try.
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He could generate a movement to repeal the 22nd Amendment directly.
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He could exploit a little notice loophole in the amendment that might allow him to run for vice president and then immediately ascend back into the presidency.
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He could run for president again on the bet that a pliant Supreme Court won't stop him.
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Or he could simply refuse to leave and put a formal end to America's democratic experiment.
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It seems like they're trying to really can can like instigate some sort of like civil unrest for sure.
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I'm glad you brought that up because all the same shit that we've seen them put this man through for the last eight years.
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French far right leader Marine Le Pen barred from seeking office for five years of political earthquake.
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So this lady, the one who won the election, who won like, I mean, dude, there it's the exact same play, exact same play.
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The only difference is like they're actually putting their ass in jail and then they're barring her from competing.
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She's apparently from what everything is saying, she she's facing about two years right now.
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She got she got convicted of what apparently was like some some embezzlement that didn't even happen in France, allegedly.
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But yeah, French court on Monday convicted Marine Le Pen.
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The embezzlement and barred her from seeking public office for five years, a hammer blow to the far right leader's presidential hopes and an earthquake for French politics.
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The pen's lawyers said she would appeal the verdict, but she will remain ineligible when she does.
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And so could be ruled out of the twenty twenty seven presidential race.
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She was also sentenced to four years imprisonment with two to be served under house arrest and two suspended.
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So so she's under house arrest for the next two years, for the next two years.
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Hmm. And she can't run for, you know, dude, it's the exact same shit.
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Yeah, except France is way further down the road than the United States is for sure.
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For sure. Yeah. And the shit keeps getting stirred.
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I mean, dude, it's just weird shit. I don't know.
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But I want to I want to bring in, you know, we talk a lot about something else, a little side side track on this convo real quick.
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I mean, listen, I've learned my lesson with Kanye.
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Everything he does, there's a reason behind it.
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Yeah, I mean, disturbing truth behind Kanye West unhinged and offensive interview with DJ academics.
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So Kanye West specifically picked Internet personality DJ academics for his wildly offensive interview because he knew speaking to a man who was recently accused of acting inappropriately towards a teenage gamer would ruffle feathers.
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But either way, Kanye, who's 47, was dressed in a black KKK outfit and brandishing a giant swastika as he made a slew of shocking claims about his ex-wife, Kim Kardashian.
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The thing that I forgot to say was when my daughter was put on song, that's when I realized that I didn't own their name and likeness.
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I don't get the name and likeness ownership or at least 50 50 with my kids.
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My kids are celebrities and I don't have to say so.
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So this white woman and this white family had the control of these highly influential black kids that are half the children of yay.
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You know, I try to go to the champagne and keep it calm.
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And my dad would call me say, yeah, don't go in on that woman because it's going to affect the children.
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I think there's a lot more going on and what people realize.
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I think he's definitely working with a very clear intention.
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Look, man, how do you get everybody to pay attention to you?
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I come on here for fucking 10 years straight and put out information that legitimately fucking helps people make money and improve their fucking lives.
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Where where where's that shit all over the Internet?
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But the minute I say something that is offensive at all, it gets fucking 50 million motherfucking views.
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OK, so we have to understand that the game of the Internet is about attention.
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The game of the Internet supersedes the game of the media.
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OK, so to get attention, the most amount of attention.
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We have to understand that this man has been very, very successful at harnessing the attention that he's been able to create.
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And so what this is about is this is about him having a beef with people who run the record labels, people who handle his celebrity.
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I don't know what you want to call it, progress or whatever, his quote unquote handlers.
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You know, he talks about this being put in to fucking hospitals and drugged up and shit and made to look crazy.
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Is this dude's acting as crazy as he possibly can to get the most attention he can because he knows that the media and social media influencers won't touch him.
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So the only way that he can get attention and get people to listen to him is by doing the craziest shit.
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And by doing the craziest shit, he is drawing attention to things that are not OK, such as people of influence and power fucking forcing him to do certain things because they don't like what he did.
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So whether or not there's truth or untruth or whether or not it's reality or it's not reality, that's not what I'm here to say.
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What I am here to say, though, is that he's not a dumbass.
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I don't think he's going crazy, and I'm pretty sure he's intentionally doing this to draw attention to certain things.
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OK, certain things such as, I don't know, Argentina declassifying.
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Speaking of not secret documents on the Nazis who fled Argentina after World War Two being declassified, the documents will likely include Nazis linked bank accounts and records documenting the use of Nazi rat lines.
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OK, and in this release, allegedly now this is a German headline in this release, allegedly it will be told not sure if it's true or not, but there's always been theories about this, that Hitler actually escaped and did not die in Germany at the end of the war, but escaped to Argentina via U-boats and lived his life until the 60s.
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In fact, they said that he fathered two daughters in Argentina.
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This has been a theory for many, many years that has been always told to be crazy conspiracy loony shit.
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OK, the skull that is supposed to be Hitler's skull that Russia claims to have is actually a female skull.
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This is actual things that allegedly happened that are now being released.
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And so this goes right along with what Kanye is doing.
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He's trying to draw attention to things that are not as they appear to be.
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And I think there's a way to address these things.
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And I think there's a way to not address these things.
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I think to say it's the Jews is not a responsible thing to say, I think, saying that certain members of governments and certain highly corrupt people that are very powerful that, you know, don't just exist in Israel, but exist in other places who may not even always be Jewish, have been collaborating together for a long time to create certain things.
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OK, certain things that are bad for most of humanity.
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So, you know, personally, that that's what my take is on the Kanye thing.
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These actually the ones I have came from our CIA who were doing, you know, ops in Argentina to verify this stuff.
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Now, it's important to realize who's releasing this.
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It's you guys know the crazy looking dude with the fucking chainsaw.
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Now, this this this this document here, this is this was released and it basically shows it talks about this woman.
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She somehow inherited this hotel in Argentina called La Falda in Argentina.
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And they met with her and she basically, you know, said 100 percent that she had support for the Nazi party, that she made a deal with Hitler.
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If you look at part D down here, it says that if, quote, if Hitler should at any time get into difficulty, wherein it was necessary for him to find a safe retreat, he would find such safe retreat at her hotel, La Falda, where they had already made the necessary preparations.
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Now, this is where it gets crazy, because there's new document that just came out.
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I mean, we'll read through this shortly, but says on September 20, September 29th, on 29th, September 1955, Chimaldi third reported the following.
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Neither Chimaldi nor his station is in a position to give an intelligent evaluation of the information and it is being forwarded as of possible interest.
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Chimaldi was contacted on 29th, September 1955, by a trusted friend who served under his command in Europe and who is presently residing in Maracabo.
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Chimaldi preferred not to reveal the identity of his friend.
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Chimaldi's friend stated that during the later part of September 1955, a Philip Ultrichen, former German SS trooper, stated to him confidently that Adolf Hitler is still alive.
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Citroën claimed to have contacted Hitler about once a month in Colombia on his trip from Maracabo to that country as an employee of the KNSM or the Royal Dutch Shipping Company in Maracabo.
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Citroën indicated to Chimaldi, Chimaldi's friend, that he took a picture with Hitler not too long ago, but did not show the photograph.
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He also stated that Hitler left Colombia for Argentina around January 1955.
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Citroën commented that in as much as 10 years have passed since the end of World War II, the Allies could no longer prosecute Hitler as a criminal of war.
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Then, on 28th September 1955, Chimaldi's friend serendipitously obtained the photograph which Citroën referred to.
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On 29th September, the photo was shown to Chimaldi for purposes of getting his reaction to the possible veracity of this fantastic story.
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Obviously, Chimaldi was not in any position to make any comments.
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Nonetheless, he borrowed the photograph long enough so that this station could take any action deemed advisable.
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Photo stats of the picture were taken and are being forwarded.
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The photograph was to be returned to its owner the following day.
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The person on the left is the alleged to be Citroën, and the person on the right is undoubtedly the person with Citroën claims is Hitler.
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The backside of the photograph contained the following data, Adolf, Streichelmeyer, Tunga, Colombia, 1954.
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Just to be clear, these are official documents that Argentina is releasing.
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OK, now, now, if the if the other countries in the world start releasing classified documents about certain things.
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And the reason this was on Fox News last night, by the way, this was on CNN.
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OK, the reason that mainstream media is having to pick it up is probably because it's true.
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OK, because do you think that mainstream media would pick up a narrative like this and publish it on on their site?
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If for any reason it furthered any sort of, quote unquote, anti-Semitism.
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OK, so they have to report it because these are official documents that are coming out of Argentina.
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And, you know, it's going to open up a lot of questions that have validity of the of the official narrative of World War Two, which is which nobody wants.
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OK, World War Two and what happened in World War Two and many places in Europe and other places around the world, you can't even question it without going to jail.
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Why is it a crime to question that but not a crime to question any other war or any other genocide or any other, you know, human tragedy in the history of Earth?
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But only that you can't can't fucking question it.
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Well, dude, yes, because you're not being told the entire truth.
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And so when we consider, you know, people so many people, this is such an offensive thing to even say.
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But the truth of the matter is, is there's lots of evidence that says this.
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So we have to be open enough and smart enough to be able to question really anything, especially after all of us witnessing how they just lied to us during COVID straight up lied to us.
01:01:42.320
You know, that was an eye opener for everybody.
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So, like, dude, we're, you know, and people will twist conversations like this and say, oh, you're denying the Holocaust or you're, you're, you're anti.
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Listen, it's not anti-Semitic to question things about history just because you're afraid of what might be found out.
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And that's not a dog whistle for anti-Semitism.
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Thing for anybody who's witnessed what's happened here in the last five, six, seven years to say, well, fuck, dude, if the whole media was coordinated in this big lie.
01:02:25.060
What did they lie to us about before the before the Internet and all these things came out, you know, because, dude, the Internet sort of forces transparency, which is by, you know, apparent by what happened over the last, you know, five years or so.
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Yeah, so, like, I think Kanye is trying to draw attention to corrupt, powerful people that he deems is the Jews, which I disagree with.
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Now, many of them may be Jewish, but the average Jew is not a part of that.
01:03:01.800
But at the end of the day, man, I think he's I think he's drawing these intentionally drawing attention to himself to point out things that.
01:03:11.580
He believes that we have been lied to and some of which it appears that we have been lied to, like Hitler not getting killed in World War Two, which has been talked about for that's the story.
01:03:27.340
Yeah, we'll definitely see because more and more is going to come out.
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Yeah, and but the more they try to suppress it, dude, and the more they call this dude crazy, then the more evidence that emerges and that just makes it look more true.
01:03:40.700
So, like, if they really aren't lying, then they should say, OK, well, here's our argument and here's the facts and here's what we have.
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Because in my opinion, when you just call a name, that's the end of a constructive discussion or argument.
01:04:01.000
Like the minute that someone brings up any of these things and just says, hey, what about this?
01:04:11.760
Well, the minute they call you that, you know, you're you're you're you're you're over target of something, because why not just give you back a logical discussion that shuts that down?
01:04:22.740
And that goes for not just this situation, but it goes for racism.
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It goes for, you know, all of this shit that, you know, they shame us about.
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And so, you know, I, you know, I the real thing.
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What I think is the more they the more they fucking attack this dude, the more he's going to try to be this way.
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And, you know, there's a lot of people that are like, there's a lot of fucking people that are starting to question.
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I just don't buy into the idea of collectivism or collective responsibility.
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I think it's I think the way I see the world is very simple.
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There's good people and bad people of every race, every religion, every ethnicity, every country of whatever you want to fucking call it.
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This is this is not something that we can define by making generalities.
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That's just running right into their playbook, dude.
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So, like, dude, when we identify corrupt individuals at the top of power structures and, you know, let's say let's say fucking 80 percent of them are Jewish or 90 percent or let's say 100 percent.
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And like, dude, most Jewish people that are like just regular, they're just like everybody else, bro.
01:06:00.480
You know, maybe they fuck up sometimes, but like we all do.
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And, you know, like, bro, this this this generalization is such a dangerous way to view the world.
01:06:20.500
And I think it's what drives what they want, which is ultimately the division between, you know, every possible point of contention that we can have race, socioeconomic, you know, religion, like all of the things.
01:06:35.780
I mean, yeah, I mean, fuck, dude, you know, now you see it with the Muslims, too.
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They're trying to say that because the Muslims, you know, there's a sect of Muslims that killed a bunch of Christians.
01:06:44.860
They're trying to make it seem like all of Muslims want to fucking kill Christians.
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I mean, I'm friends with a lot of Muslim dudes, bro, and that some of them are some of my best friends.
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Maybe I'm naive, but I don't think they're trying to fucking kill me.
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Like, you know, I've turned my back to them plenty of times.
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And that's that's where I that's where I don't like what Kanye is doing.
01:07:27.040
But by doing it the way he's doing it, I understand that that's the only way to get attention on it because they'll ignore him.
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Andrew Tate says a lot of very useful shit, but he also says a lot of shit that makes people say, what the fuck was that?
01:07:41.320
Well, that's because, dude, they won't give you attention unless you say that shit.
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How many times have I gotten credit for the good shit that I say?
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No one ever runs a story and says this motherfuckers helped all these people fucking get their lives together.
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I probably impacted more fucking individuals success of personal success of individuals than just about anybody else.
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I make people drink too much water and they fucking die.
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Like, so we live in a world where negativity is rewarded with attention.
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And, and, and dude, when we, but when we generalize entire groups of people, it gets to be very fucking dangerous.
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My mom and dad didn't raise me to see the world that way.
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Like I was raised to see good people and bad people.
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And I, I've, I think, I mean, I think you can attest that that's how I truly see the world.
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Like I don't fucking, I just think we should all see it that way.
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There's of every fucking category you can come up with.
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Now how this is going to work is we're going to take turns.
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You'll read a headline and you'll make a, you'll, you'll make a, an assumption.
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You're going to tell me if it's your people, if it's my people, what's my people, good
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I'm lucky to be alive after sustaining car crash injuries, tripping over my cat.
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Once you got a cat, one of them hairless cats looks like a fucking rat.
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We got a sweet treat, loving man granted dying wish to be buried in a Snickers inspired
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Obese woman with five lovers ordered them to abduct and torture six men who displeased
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I'm going to go with there's some white and black people involved in this.
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So one of these dudes is her husband and then the other four are her lovers and then I guess
01:11:43.680
So she sent all five to go get him and torture him.
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Wait, how does this woman have power over those dudes?
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I mean, that just looks like one of them without a beard.
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I mean, even the guy up on the right, he's got a little beard.
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I don't think I think it was actually somewhere in northeast.
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New Hampshire woman arrested for urinating in grocery store food and filming it after cops
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find trove of similar videos dating back four years.
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Have you seen the way y'all people act in the grocery store?
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Brazen women skipped out of restaurants or award $200 check.
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But, you know, the dumbest part, but they posted it on fucking Instagram.
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They tagged the fucking restaurant on Instagram.
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You go to the nicest restaurants to get the nicest shit, bro.
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You know, I ain't fucking with those fat fucking Dukes of Hazzard looking motherfuckers.
01:14:08.220
Florida man dressed in Dalmatian onesie outruns troopers.
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I think you're a little racist, though, because there was like way more white people that did shit.
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I had to skip by the one because it was just too obvious.
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El Salvador accepts more alleged Trin de Arangua gang members from Trump administration.
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Anybody who's standing in the way of this to get these terrorists back into our country
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should just be sent on one of those flights down there.
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If you want to be around them, we'll send you down there to hang with them.
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You can go down and you can go into one of the prisons.
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You can be marched around with no fucking clothes on but your underwear.
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You could sleep in the light 24 hours a day on a fucking bunk with no blanket for the
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If you want these people here and you're going to stop them from being deported to the places
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that they deserve to be and you want our American citizens to be harmed because that's what
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you're saying by asking them to be here, then put them on the plane with them.
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So we transferred another group, 17 alleged members of Trin de Arangua to El Salvador
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It's really easy to make those decisions, bro, when you're not being affected by them.
01:15:33.520
You know, when you're a judge and you're sitting in your nice fucking house, you know, you
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got police security sitting outside in front of your house all the time and, you know.
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It's really easy to fucking make these decisions.
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You know, I'd ask Lake and Riley's family what they think about you stopping these people
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I guess it's like a new trailer for these transports.
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This is the president of El Salvador, by the way.
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So they have to like jog with the chains on their feet.
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Those white women that were protesting outside of Tesla, they'd be like, look at the human
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But what about the human rights violation they've already committed on everybody else?
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That they killed or raped or fucking stole from or beat the fuck out of or stabbed.
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Let's talk about, let's put priority of human rights with that.
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Not with, oh, they shaved their head and they put them in a, bro, they shouldn't even do
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They should throw these motherfuckers in a wood chipper and be done with it.
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The only reason that I like this is because it has to really suck.
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Like, I think it'd be easier to be put through wood chipper.
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If I had to choose and I got to choose the wood chipper or sitting in that place for the
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rest of my life with in my fucking underwear when no shoes, no clothes, no blanket, no pillow,
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the lights on 24 hours a day with all these other fucking dudes around.
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It should be so fucking bad that you don't want to go there.
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And now you have people out here who think like, oh, well, it's not that bad.
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If you go to prison, it should be fucking miserable.
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Well, apparently it's not that bad because we have people talking about it all the time.
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Migrant influencer turned swatter ringleader deported after advocating taking over American
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Well, that's what you get for coming here and fucking around, man.
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I heard he cried on the airplane the whole way down there, too, and caused big disruption.
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I read in the article that I read that he fucking freaked out on the airplane with like
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a cry fit, which is, you know, par for the course.
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Usually the people that act the hardest, like this motherfucker, are the biggest pussies.
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Didn't he grow his hair out or something like that, too, I saw?
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You guys all fucking scoff like that's the baddest thing I ever said.
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I mean, look, dude, you're going to come to another country, threaten all the people,
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fucking talk about how you're going to take their shit.
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So like, well, I remember like us having this convo a couple of months ago.
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We were just talking about like the numbers, like the numbers, the amount of people that
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are in this country illegally that are not supposed to be here.
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You know, I think we used to say, what was the number?
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Do you know the new estimates, what they're saying now?
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Remember when you and I first started saying it was 15 to 20 and people were like,
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Bro, this guy, Matt O'Brien, he's a former immigration judge, lead investigator, former
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He's estimating that 35 to 40 million illegals.
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I mean, dude, he said he equated it to 7 to 8 million.
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He said there's more legal people in this country that are going to work in the state
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So this fucking, this fucking, this is five times, five to six times the amount of the
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entire population of our state in the last four fucking years.
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I also love to like all those flights that are going back, right?
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If you search the internet, dude, you'll find videos of these people on camera talking
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about how they're going to culturally take over the United States by raping the women.
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Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.
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With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show.
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I play golf from the time I was probably like eight or nine into my mid-20s.
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And not that I was ever any good, but I was really bad.
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Listen, golf is, I mean, golf's difficult, I think.
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And unless you practice it and dedicate, it takes a lot of time, dude.
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Unless you play and hit balls every single day, you're not going to be very good at golf.
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I think for an average athlete, for people like you and me, to be decent at golf, we hit
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A guy who's gotten great at golf, they might be able to hit balls, not every day, but
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We're hitting like three of the main places out there.
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Golfers' caddy picked up a turtle at the Houston Open, and what happened next left fans horrified.
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So, golfer Taylor Pendreth would have paid his caddy around 25 Gs for his help at the Houston
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Open this week after a viral moment with a turtle.
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A video emerged on Sunday from the Texas tournament appearing to show Mitchell Thorey picking up
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a turtle to move it safely out of harm's way as Pendreth battled his way up the leaderboard.
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But as Thorey carefully held the turtle up, it urinated so much that viewers were left
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Well, I mean, bro, what would you do if some fucking giant came out of fucking nowhere and
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And then he holds you up a hundred feet in the fucking air because that's what it would
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Like, you'd be like, oh, man, I got to pee real bad.
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I got to try to get over here to my grass in my spot that I like to pee at.
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Somebody said, they said this turtle might have had one too many at the bar before the
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And it's some fucking big ass thing comes and picks you up like that.
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Yeah, I mean, this 20, 26 grand, I think was his final payout.
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So, Pendrith won $336,000 for his finish, and caddies are usually paid around 7% of
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You know, like motherfuckers say that to me when I pull up at the gas station.
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Like, go work for the last 25 years, 24 fucking hours a day, and then get rewarded with a
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They talk about how fucking, yeah, it's not terrible.
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But, yeah, but, you know, it's not like I did fucking, like, it must be nice to fucking
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They look at athletes, they think that too, bro.
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Look at all the pro guys that come in here and train.
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They're busting their ass for four or five hours a fucking day.
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And people see them go out and get, you know, this big contract or whatever.
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Bro, go out there and hit a hundred mile an hour fastball.
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Like, the fuck, dude, if you stand in the box and somebody throws you a fucking 95 plus
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mile an hour fastball, you cannot fucking see it.
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Bro, I tried to throw it with fucking Trevor, bro.
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And those dudes at the top, they're not guessing.
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They're placing the ball where they want to hit it.
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There's so much practice and so much work and so much skill that nobody ever sees into
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And then people only judge the end result and they assume like, oh, man, it must be nice.
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Hey, where the fuck were you the last fucking 20 years this motherfucker was putting in
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And then you expect to get paid like a motherfucker who just grinds for 20 years to be good at
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That must be a young turtle with no prostate problems.
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When he gets old, it comes out a little trickle.
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You'll come crying to me one day being like, bro, you ever got those fucking drippy drips?
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Y'all are fucking laughing because you're old enough to fucking have it.
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Dude, he's going to be coming in, Joe, and be like, bro, you're never going to guess what